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No. 1 ^^CoU^eTs-T^ednesaay, September !8, !929 VOL. XXV pJcg^J^ncTBONl^ WITH LARGE ENROLLMENT! EXCELLENT MATERIAL OUT FOR FOOTBALLi YEAR MOUNGEB OVER 1200 STODENTS HAVE REPORTED OVER SSXTOMS OF [ejMM«lM New System of Registration Fa H ,e8 Cadet Commissioned Officers SIXTEEI NEW PROFS Installed with Many ^T^ lpSn?Ht- |MANY IMPROVEMENTS Announced at Camp , New Courses The lists of appointments of all m FACULTY LIST Clemson's doors are opened again, WW^Q*.- DURING SUMMER Captains and Lieutenants was read and the year 1929-30, which prom- Never before has so much excel- at a banquet held at the Alabama Departments Add to Staff ises to be the most successful m her hotel in Anniston, Ala. on the even- lent material been on hand as the College Officials did not "loaf" history, lies directly ahead,. The en- ing of July 10. 1929. This banquet With the opening of all host that reportel for prac- , in summer»uiin"^i , i"e> «- ^ rollment for this session has already While the cadets were enjoying a | attended by all Clemson men in classes, announcements have been tice two weeks ago. From all parts was made of the oppointment of sixteen exceeded 12 00, and many students of the state they came to rally pleasant vacation this summer from j training at Fort McClellan, Col new members of the faculty. Most ho have made their initial deposit the sometimes irksome routine of n and other officers attached around the standard of their Alma Muns0 of these are filling vacancies caused | ted to report within a short Mater, and to begin strenuous prep- school life, a number of changes and 1 0 the commandant's office at Clem by resignations, transfers, and leaves ^^TJime. This ™number,.r is greater than son, as well as other officers who of absence. The list of new teach arations under the able tutelage of improvements were being made here the enrollment at the beginning of were invited from the camp. ers the degrees which they hold, Coach Cody for the coming games. at the college which'will be of great and. their teaching experience, fol any preceeding year, and many appli- Not only is the squad strong in ^ Captains Johnson and Balcar who benefit to the corps by making the lows: cations were turned down because of were leaving Clemson for other army numbers, but it also possesses those . clemson campus and the barracks a A T. O'Banion. or Austin, Texas, the lack of rooms to accommodate qualities that enables Josh Cody to more cheerful and comfortable place posts were given small gifts by the Professor of Electrical Engineering; cadets who were in camp as a token B S and E. E. University of Texas, the applicants. smile often these sultry days. Very to spend nine months of each year. The present freshman class in- of esteem and appreciation of un E E and M. E. Cornell University; rarely do coaches succeed in getting The first thing to strike the eye of Instructor in Electrical Engineering cludes many boys from other states, tiring efforts with the Clemson corps speed, brain, experience, and brawn the returning "Old Boy" was the ab- at Texas and Cornell. and one from another continent.- The lists of appointments is pub- in one squad, Yet that is exactly sence of the old wooden gangplanks. D. D. Curtis, or Greene, Iowa. This within itself proves that Clem- lished here for the information o! Professor of Mathematics; B. E. what Coach Cody has on hand—and The1 lie timbersumucio were»»^^ ^'"-removed — and re **«—-— - son is not only known throughout, in large quantities. A glance at inforced concrete slabs now lead i i and the corps of cadets. The University of Iowa, graduate work a umn University of Washington; Assistan the ir.ta.te and the South, but is es the list below and a little addition from walks to barracks, and from Cadet Colonel, Lieut. Colonel, and Professor of Mathematics, Universi- tabliahing a (reputation which exr- will give one ,an idea of the strength barracks to barracks. No more will | the three Majors having been pre- ty of Iowa for seven years tends over the entire country. Each viously announced at the closina of Clemson's Tigers. Truly, "thar's the old familiar rattle of the boards J. J. Mahoney, of Seeleyville, In- year a greater number of boys from of school in June, they will not be diana, Associate Professor of Phys- gold in them thar hills"—and plen- he heard as the corfps, at the last without the state are coming to ty! The entire squad weighs more mjWl hustles across to meet the included in the list. ics; A. B. Indiana Teachers College, M.'A. and Ph. D. University of Call-| Clemson for their education. than G tons—12,002 pounds!!-! Av- v^HpfcormatioiiK. or wearily ploos CAPTAINS fornia; taught last year City College | At the request of the class advis- eraging 17 2 pounds. Below is a in WeT them after the "scheduled" McLeod, W. H. (S-l); Craig, W. of Asheville. ors last spring a change of class reg- list of the Tiger squad. drills. And no more need the "baii- D. (S-2); Ware. M. D. (S-3) ; As- W. E. Shinn, of Concord. N Co istration was inaugurated this st.-;- (Continued on page Six (Continued, on page Five) out" Tiptoe across them after taps bill, H. W. (S-4); Earle, S. B. sion. The objects of this change are: for fear of drawing the attention of (Chaplain); Hodges, R. G. (Band); To permit the student to assume ihe ever-vigilant Serjeant of the Itodgers, J. B. (D&BC); Prim, J. M.; more responsibility for his class GREENVILLE ROAD TO Guard. Smith, R. N.; Robertson, E. H.; ANG work, to give a larger opportunity Next the tiled, walls of the mess Clement, W. P. Hewitt, B. L.. for securing advice and assistance BE OPENEDJOR GAME hall would be noticed and comment- Barnes, V. M. Geddings, M. T.; WELL ATTENDED from the faculty as a whole and to ed upon. This tiling is of a mottled Josey, F. H.; Wannamaker, T. R.; economize in the use of time in ar- areen color, extending the length Par-ham, H. C; Schumacher, P. D; One of tii a most interesting de- Both Old and New Students ranging schedules for clas-3 work. and breadth c-I the hall to a height velopments in the football situation Smyth, T. L. This system seems to be more pop- of about five feet. In contrast w.th Have Good Time at here concerns the highways leading FIRST LIEUTENANTS ular among the students than the old the white wails and rod floor, it cre- Opening Hop into Clemson. In the past, visitors Wilson, J. A.; Allison, J. H. (D&BC) system. have been forced to brave miles of ates a most pleasing effect. Baker, T. (Band); Bethea, O. W.: Several new courses have been The boys living in the third bar- The "Rat" dance was a great sue. dust to attend a football game played Bostick, D. R.; Bradley, W. T.: added this semester. Among these racks are especially satisfied with cess as the opening hop of the year. here. Director of athlects, James Burdette, J. W.; Cochran, F. R. are courses in Religion. They are the improvements made there. The The Jungaleers waxed hot from the G. Gee, has received a letter from Coleman, W. N.; Crowther, J. C: taught by Messrs. Crouch. Goode, walls have been freshly calcicmined, very beginning and kept the sons and state highway department officials Dantzler, J. L.; Deadwyler, W. C. Hodges and Satterlee, pastors of the the*woodword repainted, and each daughters of St. Vitus busy until two stating that the new paved highway (Band); Dobson, J. H.; Durant, C: local churches. Problems relating, room refloored, all of which makes o'clock. Many fair visitors were from Greenville will be Opened on Hair, H. B.; Hendrix, F. H. (Band); to this work may be diseased with it bright and cheerful, and gives a present to display a great variety Thursday, September 19th. At that Hille'r, B. K.; Hope, T. A.; Howard. Mr. Crouch, who is acting as head more homelike' atmosphere to the time, a continuous ribbon of pave- R. S.; Hudgens, J. A.; Lawton, J. of pretty costumes. of this department. In addition to rooms and halls. And then down at The hall was beautiful. Around ment and surface treated road will M., (Bn. Adjut.); Lester, J. E.; these are several new courses in the Chemistry Building, several of the walls were great numbers of stretch from Clemson to Washington. McCarley, R. J.; McClure, P. J.; Ma- physical education, offered by Mr. the old store rooms in the basement young pines which made the fioor For the benefit of football followers gill, R. V.; Meares, G. C; Meetze, Gee. and Mr. Cody, and enrollment have been ceiled, wired, and general- look like a clearing in a dense for- down state Highway No. 24 pro- A. W. (Band); Moxon, J. G.; Plexi- has already exceeded the expectation ly remodelled in order to make more est. Many palms and evergreens vides a route from Columbia which co, M. E.; Power, S. R.; Riddle, E. for this semester. It is interesting classroom space for the increasing completed the decorations. is paved throughout except for a E.'; Riley, E. Sadler, J. K.; Sease, to note that Thomas G. Clemson in- More "old boys" attended the short stretch between Honea Path student body. J C. Snyder, W. C. Thomas, L. P.; serted in his will this statement. The cadets who visit the engineer- dance than freshmen. It looked like and. Greenwood. Tomlinson, H. S. (Bn. Adjut.): .. u (the college) should com- ing building, and especially those Welch, J. R- (Bn. Adjut); Wilson. a reception to see so many people bine, if practicable, physical with in- who have classes there are interested B. S.; Wise, G. H.; Yarborough,, J- shaking' hands. Friends who had tellectual education ". These in the work which is stil under way H.; Zeigler, M. G.; Gassaway, M.B.: rot seen each other all summer met (Continued on page Two) FACULTY RECEPTION in the courtyard between the South SECOND LIEUTENANTS again that night. "K* good to be wings of that building. A walk is Willis, J. C; Coleman, M. J,; back", was the main thought of ev- being laid around the fountain there Swofford, R. P-; Woodruff R. C: ery one. CLEMSON COLLEGE TO BEJEDNESDAY which is to be composed of numbers Padgett O. D.; Gassaway. J. L.; The ladies of the Clemson D. A. R Chapter were the sponsors of the VARSITY FOOTBALL 1929 There will be a reception for the of sections of different paving ma- McMillan. C; Hane, W. W.; Ban- dance and are to be congratulated Sept 21—NEWBERRY at CLEMSON, new members of the Clemson facul- terials. The areas left by this walk nister, F. M.; Bryce, E. C; Butler. are soon to be planted in shrubbery on the success of the affair. Sept. 28—DAVIDSON at CHARLOTTE ty at the Y. M. C. A. auditorium, J. J.; Whitlock, H. W.; Evans, L. 0ct 5—AUBURN at CLEMSON, and grass. Wlien completed, this on Wednesday night, September 18, C ■ Finn, P- S.; Graves. J. A.; F. S.; Sackman, G. W.; Stephens, Oct U—N. C. STATE at FLORENCE spot will offer the horticultural ' _ ,-OFFORD at SPARTANBURG from 8 to 10. Dr. and, Mrs. Sikes Gunnels, C; Hays, W. L.; Hughes, W. A.; Wickliffe, B. L; Osteen, P. 0ct 18 grounds keen competition in attract- ,ot 24—CAROLINA at COLUMBIA. with all the new members of the w v • Torchia, R. E.; Jones, R. M.; C; NOT 2—KENTUCKY at LEXINGTON faculty will form the receiving line. ing the cadet with his girl to the McFaddin. J. J.; Neely, C. C; Rush. most romantic places. Nov 9_V. M. I. at NORFOLK The nurpose of this reception is N

0ct. 4_NEWBERRY at CLEMSON 23—CAROLINA at COLUMBIA evening is planned. Delicious re- style as of yore. 0ct just east of the power house, a Nov g—rUBMAN at GREENVILLE Ireshments will be served during twelve by twelve concrete room has Nov 16—CITADEL at CLEMSON the course of the evening. Nov 23—FLORIDA at JACKSONVILLE been built in which will be the trmi- nus of all the pipe lines distributing __ $1.50 sends that girl back |-team to the various college build- 147, Clemson College, S. C. home The Tiger. ,n?s- PAGE TWO THE TIGER WEDNESDAY, SEPT. lb, 1929

out to go through a few movements additional ability will be given an CLEMSON OPENS WITH under the supervision of Cadet . opportunity to try out for com- LARGE ENROLLMENT Colonel Farr, the able commander I mander and the final choice will be (Continued from page One) of last year's platoon. Another made by popular vote of the man. drill was called Saturday morning A well organized unit, going new courses are sim;ply another step and Colonel Munson, who was pres- through a snappy drill will be a in carrying out the ideals expressed ent, commented on the excellent fine advertisement for the college. by the founder of Clemson and ac- spirit and showing of the men. It will show the people what Clem- cepted by the State of South Caro- "HE ROARS FOR CLEMSON' The first exhibition will be given son can do for a man, and it will lina. Founded by the Class of 1907 and published weekly, during the college at the Newberry game during the also give the cadets a chance lo In order to handle the problems of session, by the Corps of Cadets of Olemson College. half. It is not ejected that the show others their military ability. students more promptly the College platoon will be perfect by that time, It will give each student a chance has employed Mr. G. E. Metz as an Entered as Second Class matter at the Post Office at Clemson College, for many hours of ha,rd work will to show wiiat he is made of, and assistant in the Registrars office. Mr. South Carolina. be neded to get the men working will bring out some hidden qualities Metz is well qualified to assist stu- as a flawless machine. heretofore covered that may be re- dents, having graduated at Clemson BHHilSlIHIlHIIgBlSIlSffl warded by commissions. in 1927, and had two years of grad- !" Although there can be but four, uate work at the University of North squads drilling in the competition Carolina. EDITORIAL STAFF at camp next year it is planned to H. W. DORSET Editor-in-Chief drill six full squads so that plenty Trade with our advertisers. $1.50 sends that girl back L. T. LEITNER, JR Associate Editor of reserve men will be ready to fill home The Tiger. G. W. SACKMAN Associate Editor in the vacant files left by those on F. S. RUSH Athletic Editor K. P. and guard duty. Only a afflailHHHglHHIlM J. G. ADAMiS Associate Athletic Editor temporary platoon will be |picked A. R. CRAWFORD Associate Athletic Editor after Saturday's drill and there is a J. A. WILSON jExchange Editor a cihance for everyone to participate D. C. HUDGENS Feature Editor even if he is not chosen for the C. E. JARRARD :. Columnist first exhibition. Many stopped com- C. E. CRUTCHFIELD Columnist ing out last year because they C. V. RENTZ Y. IM. C. A. Editor thought a definite organization was S J. B. OUZTS Clubs Editor picked early in the spring, but SENIORS, R. G. HODGES Joke Editor there is always a place even in last drill. * E. P. SHEHEEN Associate Joke Editor WHAT ABOUT THAT R. O. T. C. CHECK? J. A. LONG Associate Joke Editor Many men have to be weeded, ont D. C. TURRENTINE Assignment Editor and others must fill their places. a] STAFF REPORTERS If the fine spirit and interest is How can you invest it better than a suit of clothes J. H. STEPHENS, H. A. RIPPLEMEYER, W. C. SNYDER, kept up as already sho'.vn and If many turn out Cor every drill some E. B. WHITE, R. F. PALMER, G. H. EPTING, or Topcoat? W. G. DAY, T. S. HEYWARD, J. P. LITTLE- i of those not picked at first will probably be selected later. It Lakes JOHN, H. C. WOODSON M time to find the best men and only GET RIGHT FOR FOOTBALL SEASON! BUSINESS STAFF those who developed ability can ex- L. R. RAMSEUR Business Manager ;::: pect to be chosen. « F. H. CRYMES Associate Business Manager BACK THOSE TIGERS IN A NEW SUIT FROM I Colonel Munson has promised to CIRCULATION STAFF give the platoon two of the regular T. R. WANNAMAKER Circulation Manager drill hours each week so that it W. F. HUGHES Assistant Circulation Manager •can practise as a single unit. They R. H. McGEE Associate Circulation Manager will drill at the following games. T. H. FAGG Associate Circulation Manager Newberry, Citadel, Auburn, and Furman. It will be seen in exhi- HOKE SLOAN 1 IHSSEilillifiKEiElMIIISIlll^ bition at the State Fair in Co- I K 100 Percent for Clemson . lumbia this Fall. :: Farr wil remain in command un- EDITORIAL til after the end of the foothill » The Tiger is glad to welcome to the college for the session seaison, and by that time the pla- a" of 1929-30 both old and new students. In our opinion this toon wil be well organized and a is a fine place to be, none that we know seems finer. We permanent leader can be chosen. All those Who have displayed an I HSJsISIISEi]^^ congratulate all the men who have ,he privilege of enjoy- ing its advantages. As we look forward to another session, among other hopes we cherish that we have come here, all of us, for the pur t pose of making this year in every way worthy of the best tra- T f ditions of this institution,—traditions of excellent scholarship, t HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW - of fairness in sport, and of correct military deportment. The record of each succeeding year ought to be better than any! f t that has gone before; so we are hoping that this year willj T be the best in the history of the college. T t The Tiger takes xhe liberty of urging that each student) T shall cherish high ideals in conduct and in scholastic work. In! T t T t other words we are asking that the Tiger spirit shall be il- f Clemson Pennants T lustrated in all phases of college life. That spirit is the un- t afraid, conquering spirit. But dauntlessness is not all of the T t spirit we boast. Students of former years have ndt only T T exhibited high courage but also the spirit of fairness and of T t fine courtesy, and our heritage lays upon us the obligation to T hold fast to such traditions. T All of us are going to be greatly interested in our athletic College Jewelry T record this year. Members of the student body not partici- T pating in any of these are going to expect and demand great t t things of those who represent the college on any of our teams. T T Let us not forget that the work, spirit and achievements of our T T athletes are going to reflect the spirit of the corps. The ♦♦♦ Stationery morale of our athletes can not rise any higher than the morale f of the student body as a whole. We are going to make, or T f unmake, our foot ball team and all our other teams, not sim- T ply by giving or withholding moral support, but by fixing t the level of their accomplishments by the general level of t student aim and purpose. The spirit of our athletes will be t f the spirit of the student body, and their record is going clo*3ly T to approximate the general record set by the rest of us. Just f ALSO COLO BRIMS »ND ICE CUE t one thing is expected of every Clemson student,—that he shall ? T be a man in all the phrase implies. To be that is to be worthy T OPEN SUNDAYS T to wear the Tiger name. To fail to try to be that will be to T T make yourself unwelcome at Clemson. tT t group that will go to camjp next f JUNIOR PLATOON summer with the sole purpocc of t obtaining revenge for last year's LC. Martin Drug Co., Inc. f STARTS GOOD WORK defeat. Clemson lost last year by j T t a very small margin, and by begin- T T Colonel Farr Getting Platoon ning early this time that extra bit t P. S, McCOUUM, MANAGER T in Shape of snap and confidence is b ;ing I gained that will smother the Cit- t T Warned by the experience of last adel. T year's platoon, the present Junior The first drill was held Friday t T class is starting early to mold a ♦ night, about seventeen squads turn- w^ ♦**^M>**^^ ***

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is High School Stars Galore 1 » SMITH SERVICE STATION The cleated shoes of eighty-odd bald-headed newboys have been tear- ing up the turf on Bowman field for FOR GAS, OIL AND GOOD WORKMANSHIP i the last few days in an effort to 1 out-do each other in the noble arts of tackling, kicking, passing, etc. Official A. A. A. Service Each lad seems determined that he will make the team regardless of stubborn opposition. None of them Phone 34-W Nite Phone 18-J VESPER SERVICE of the Church in Foreign lands. are loafing on the job; all are willing The second service for the Fresh- The Home Department of the Y. to work just as long and hard as the a M. C. A. is necessary for strength a men and the first for the old boys coaches want to drill them. Coach a was held in the auditorium of the Y in so great an organization, and this Gee, himself thinks they are the » Sunday night. Professor Martin, department renders much help to most willing bunch of youngsters he head of the Mathematics department the local Association. The Blue has ever worked with. here, was the speaker for the even- Ridge Conference alone is wo/tb Practically every high school team i isiisitaiisiiit' KI a «;I«IIKI i?.«igia[aiiaisiiaisiiKiaigiiSTaai»i>

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Barbour—Captain of the Crew T Barbour—Metipom's Hostage t Gee Dorothy, I haven't got a cent T DEPENDABLE SHOE REPAIRING T Hose: what a man uses to raise Brown—The Spanish Chest with me. T T flowers and a woman to raise in- Dix—Mer.rylijps Well, it doesn't matter. Every- see terest. Dodge—Hans Brinker J T body knows you here, don't they? Du Bois—The Lass of the Silver T T Unfortunately they do. Polly—Don't hold my hand, I'm Sword f T Ewing—Jan of the Windmill DILLARD'S SHOE SHOE She's her own chaperone. not that kind of a girl. t T William—I know, but don't rush Gag—Millions of Cats T T How's that? Haskell—Katrinka "Down Town" You ought to see her face. matters. T t My butler left me without any When the front door apeiis t warning. Run boys run— SENIOR DANCING CLUB You got off easy. Mine left me J Her old man shouts ELECTS OFFICERS ■without any spoons. Like a son-of-a-Bun. O. D. Padgett is President for ;t a a a a a a a a a a a a a a ..;;!;;:!; ■■ » ;: » ;:;: » » ;; » - » » ;; :;;;;: a aaa a a a a a a aaa a a a) Dr. Pollard—What happens to Worried Mother (as daughter Coming Year IH1 IS gold when it is exposed to the air? opens the door at 3 A.M.)—Now Newboy (after long reflection') — wihere have you been at this hour? The senior Dancing Club held its first meeting on Monday evening It's stolen. Daughter ;slightly wind-blown) — ! Oh, Johil got :fresh and. my parachute Sept. 16 at which time the club DR. A. A. ODOM, Officer—I don't know why the got caught on the north-bound mail officers were elected for the coming The Greenville Optomerist will examine eyes year. • men grumble. This soup is really plane. and fit glasses at the Masonic Building over the O. D. Padgett was elected Presi- excellent. Bank, Clemson College, S. C. from 3 to 6 P. M. Sergeant—They wouldn't grumble, COLLEGLiTE dent; R. S. Howard, Vice-president sir, if the cook would admit it is Two dazzling eyes and B. L. Hewitt Secretary and Tuesday September 24th. Parents, we would sug- soup. He insists that it is ceffee. With a baby stare Treasurer. gest an eye examination of school children who find Two ruby lips rians were discussed, for the ar- it difficult to make their grades. What kind of leather makes the And shingled hair; rangement of the dance schedule for best shoes? Two dancing feet the coming year. This schedule Don't know; but banana peelings A soldier sway will be aranged as soon as the make the best slippers. A rippling laugh other dancing clubs elect officers. A vamping way; The first dance will probably be 0D0M-G0RE, INC. Papa loved mama A crowd of men given within the next month. Mama loved men A social whirl As soon as the schedule has been Mama's in the graveyard And there you have completed the Tiger will publish Papa's in the pen. The college girl. this schedule. ipBPraffiM^'HtetMMrt'^HMigiiaigg^ WEDNESDAY, SEPT. IS, 1929 THE TIGER PAGE PliE

EXCELLENT MATERIAL OUX FORPOOTBAJUL; and the spirit displayed was the form. It is expected that another voices in a manner that brought OVER SIX TONS OF MEK ON CLEMBON'S SQUAD best seen here in many years. The ;:cp-mesting will be held again this warmth to the heart and tears ol (Continued from page One) band was (present in full forca and week before the lid conies off in gladness to the eyes. Xame Weight Position Class Home helped to make the meeting a dis- ■the first game next Saturday, The Asbill, H. W. 155 E 4 Columbia tinct success. pep-meeting was closed with the Blakeney, W. C. 170 E 3 Lancaster Coach Gee gave the students an Alma Mater sung by twelve hundred Trade with our advertisers. Boulware, J. H. 175 E 2 Neivberry inspiring talk and urged the stu- Bowles, M. G. 170 C 3 Greenwood dent body to stand behind the team Brigman, G. H. 165 G 2 Lancaster to a man whether the team was *4 Carter, W. E. 170 B 3 Lamar losing or winning, reminding them Qaughman, J. S. 175 T 2 Lexington that the spirit of the corps was ever f Coleman, W. N. 170 G 4 Annislon, Alabama reflected in the fight of rhe tear.i T Collins, J. W. 195 T 3 Denmark en the field. He named several in- T Cox, D. M. 180 G 2 Cades stances where just such spirit had WELCOME f Deadwyler, G. B. 170 G 3 Greenwood been the cause of weaker schools Dodson, C. B. 170 G 2 Wallburg, N. C. overcoming almost unsurmountable Dyess, A. J. 170 T 3 North Augusta obstacles. Gee also payed a flowing BLEGILEY DRY CLEANERS Teeming, W. H. 15S k 3 Lant'ord Station tribute to Cadet Colonel Farr who is ARE READY TO SERVE YOU Fleming, V. R. 180 T 2 Lanford Station also head cheer leader, and ho was Fogle, H. W. 165 G 2 Denmark enthusiastically applauded, attest- I "Cleaners Who Clean" Fordham, A'. D. 170 c 2 Beaufort ing to the popularity oi Farr. Gassaway, J. L. 185 T 4 Anderson "Catfish" Evans was eleived by OPEN RFOM 7 TO 7 Oresiham, M. L. 180 c 2 Simpsouville popular vote from a number of can- I Griffin, H. D. 170 c 2 Wayeross, Georgia didites for cheer leader I.? till the X Student Representatives Gunnells, C. 200 G 4 Olar vacancy left by one who did not T Hallman, C. W. 160 B 2 Batesburg return to college this fall. y 'Johnny"owiiiinj auoiusavuumJustus.Room 719 ±y --.- Bert Martin,Room 167 Hane, W. W. 178 B 4 Fort Motte Many songs were pract'eed and I Harrell, D. C. 185 G 2 Eft'ingham the yells went over in mid-season Harvely, H. C. 145 B 2 Greenville Harvin, L. C. 170 B 2 Manning Hook, F. W. 170 B 2 Sumter Johnson, H. H. 150 B 2 Liberty Jones, R. M. 180 E 4 Starr Jordan, L. W. 170 G 2 Timmonsville Justus, J. H. 155 B 3 Pickens Flying Start Kelly, E. R. 150 B 2 Florence Kinghorn, J. A. 157 B 2 Beaufort Kinghorn, J. B. 157 B 2 Beaufort Kirchner, C. F. 145 B 3 Greenville in the McCariy, R. J. 170 B 4 Columbia McMillan, C. 150 p, 4 Saluda MagilL R. V. 170 T 4 Greenville ' New School Term Mann, J. M. 155 B 3 La Grainge, Ga. Martin, J. W. 172 T 2 ^Cowpens Mason, WT. H. 175 G 2 Furman Newscfme, S. A. T. ISO G 2 La Grange, G;a. Orr, H. F. 172 c 2 Pendleton Choose a Owens, F. M. 170 E 3 Rock Hill Padgett, G. D. ISO T 2 Jackso-.boro Padgett, O. D. 170 B 4 Johnston Patterson, E. R. 165 E 2 Columbia Parker Duofold Pickens, B. R. 152 B 2 Spartanburg Pickelsimer, J. E. 178 B 2 Piedmont —the college favorite by actual census Rogers, D. H. 170 c 3 Mullins Rogers, J. B. 142 B 4 Columbia * guaranteed Forever Against All Defects Seigel, R. 200 T 2 Anderson Smith, R. W. 185 T 2 Anderson Solomon. H. J. 175 T" 3 Harmis, ""sbXvell, D. F. 107 B 3 Camden Speth, E. B. 138 B 3 Augusta, Georgia S*alnaker, E. L. ISO E 3 Greenwood Swofford, R. P. 216 T 4 Gaffney Thames, W. M. 160 G 2 Jacksonville, .Fla. Townsend, J. S. 1G0 B 2 Martins Point Wall, J. B. 272 G 2 Anderson Walch, M. B. 170_ B^ 2__ Olanta White, M. N. 170 G 2 Camde'n W'nitlaw. N. O. '__ 16S G 2 North Augusta Woodruff, W. C. 178 E 4 ^.Greenville Yarborough, J. H. 175 E 4 Chester Youngblood, D. F. 17-3 .-G 3 Rock Hill "Fat" Wall with his 272 pounds Christened" Parker Duofold" by AmeliaEarhart, the first trans-Atlantic •woman flyer, this 5-Passenger Fairchild Monoplane has, in the past 9 of avoirdupois tops this list of ers of an hour before train time in months, given flights to 0,200 Parker dealers and college students. This "weighties". Speth is the lightest order that the mail may be sacked fallit •will continue its tour among the colleges of America. man on the squad, tipping the and carried to the trains. The beams at 138. However, what hour given for incoming mails is one lacks in weight, one ni;akes up the hour at which distribution has Now numbers of colleges have their flying in speed. The opposite is true of ben completed at the Ipost ofice. Here's Winfield Killam, University of clubs and landing fields — but the thing that the tig boys--what they Jack in Texas, all set for a hop between classes. students like best to pilot through their studies The window is closed at the fol- His extra hours for flying come from doing . continued, ^peed is replaced by lowing time during the day in order his school tuork quickly and easily via Par- is the light-flying Parker Duofold Pen that leaps , immovability when acted upon by that the clerks may distribute the ker Duofold. to its work like a dart and writes with Pressure- less Touch. ■so-called irresistible forces. incoming mail unhampered. Any attempt to .predict the regu- Clip out this schedule and keep it Pressureless Touch is Geo. S. Parker's 47th lar team would be futile this early handy for future reference. Improvement, combining capillary attraction • In the season, but from appearance? OUTGOING MAIL with gravity feed. . one can judge to some extent which Time Direction A census of pens in 13 technical schools dis- players are likely to see service 6:00 A. M. West closed that Parker leads in popularity 2 to 1. It during the coming months. Of 10:45 A.M. East, North & S. C. was voted the favorite by students in 55 colleges. ■course the "old grad" will make up 11:30 A.M. West, Seneca, Pen- And a nation-wide poll conducted by the Library * most of the four leading teams. dleton, & Anderson Bureau proved Parker the preference by 25% above the second pen, and 48% above the third. Gunnels, Kit Hayne, Johnny Justus, 2.45 P.M. Eve*-y Direction Bob McCarley, Bob Jones, C. Mc 8:00 P.M.: Every Direction— Non-breakable barrels of jewel-like, colorful Millan, Dick Magill, O. D. Padgett, Dispatchel at 5.00 Elliott\Coleman, Louisiana State University, feels fortified against Permanite, smartly black-tipped—28% lighter adverse flying conditions -when in his Command-aire plane. Likewise, than rubber—holding 24% more ink than aver- . Solomon, Speth, Swofford, and Mule A. M. next morning. he feels fortified against the stiffest exams ivhen he grasps his trusty age, size for size. Yarborough. Showing u|p with bril- INCOMING MAIL Parker Duofold Pen. ' liance are Pickelsimer, Wall, Seigle Mail from a! directions completed at Step to any good pen counter and select your sowell, the famous Kinghorn twins, S:00 A.M. and window opened. point. Imitations can't deceive you if you look for .and Smith. Sowell is continuing 12:00 Noon West the imprint, "Geo. S. Parker—DUOFOLD." his excellent play of last year with 1:00 P. M. Lower S. C. THE PARKER PEN COMPANY, Janesville, Wisconsin gq TUM. 9i[ .IBOX siu.x -JOSIA psppe 4:30 P.M. From all directions Offices and Subsidiaries: New York, Chicago, Atlanta, Buffalo, eligible. Dallas, San Francisco; Toronto, Canada; London, England. ' MAIL SCHEDULE "CATFISH" EVANS For the convenience of the stu- NEW CHEER LEADER dents and campus people we are Here are Sill Banker, Tulanc's All-American "Blond Blizzard," and Chosen at Pep-Meeting in Ike Seivell, former captain of University of Texas' football team—all •publishing a mail schedule fur- set for a hop in a Command-aire plane. fVhen it comes to speedy •writ- nished us through the courtesy of Chapel ing, both are Parker Duofellows, larker Mr. Goodman, the Postmaster. di. The hour given for the outgoing A rousing pep-meeting was held *To prove Parker Duofold is a pen of lifelong perfection, we offer to in the chapel auditorium on last make good any defect, provided complete pen is sent by the owner Duofold .mail is the hour the mails close for direct to the factory with 10c for return posrage and insurance. $ "dispatch, and not the hour of the Monday night as a starter for the football schedule. The chapel was train departure. The mail has to ° 5-*7-*/0 be closed from half to three-quart- filled to overflowing with studenls

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lem to determine just which one ol N. C. a hectic summer of camp, etc., with- the four teams the Clemson mentor F. W. zur Burg, of Asheville, N. out a single issue from our contem- C, Instructor in Chemistry; B. S. intends to start in the game Satur- poraries. day. However, one may be reason- and M. S. University of N. C; taught University of N. C, and Miss- It is hoped that those papers with ably sure that many of these first issippi A. and M. College. whom we exchanged last year will fcrty-four men will have a chance Andrew Murphy, of Columbia, S. find" room for our name on their to display their ability. C, Instructor in Chemistry; A. B. mailing list? again this year. Dunn:; Erskine College, M. A. University of the past year The Tiger went out to SIXTEEN NEW PROFS. N. .; taught Winnsboro High School and. City College of Asheville. the editors of 'fifty other college ON FACULTY LIST papers. We are glad to replace BY ^fRED^/l^gRlI (Continued from page One) their names and will be glad to add any new exchanges. Associate Professor of Weaving; B. S. and M. S. N. C. State College; MELTING POT Instructor at N. C. State. THE FIRST OF THE SEASON The Chief SUrrer of the Melting $1.50 sends that girl back D. H. Shenk, of Kokomo, Indiana, Pot arrives at the typewriter from home The Tiger. Saturday afternoon the lid pops off with the Yellow Peril Associate Professor of Mechanical Engineering; B. S. Purdue Universi- of Clemson acting as hosts to Dutch McLean's Newberry In ty; taught two years at Pardue. IHEHSIHBHSEISHBIBHIH^ dians. The game starts promptly at 3 P. M. and will be over D. C. Sheldon, of Chehalis, Wash- ington, Associate Professor of Math- in time for the folks to file into Manley field for the first night ematics; B. S. Washington State football in the state of South Carolina, between Furman and College, M. A. and Ph. D. University of California; taught at Washington Erskine. State and California. Preseason dope from Coaches and noted Dixie Sportes- C. A. Johnson, of El Campo, Tex- writers give Cody's Tigers a clean slate for the 1929 campaign. as, Associate Professor of Architec- I ture, B. A. and B. S. Rice Insti It is true Clemson has her best in 20 years—So putting two tute; taught at Texas A. and M WELCOME TIGERS and two together—No, we'll make no predictions—"Ye shall College for two years. S. W. Little, of Buffala, N. Y.: know them by their games"—We invite you all to the first Assistant Professor of Architecture, encounter here Saturday afternoon. B. Arch., Cornell University, gradu- ate work at University of Pennsyl- HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE SUMMER AND PAVED HIGHWAYS NOW OPEN vania and Ecole d.es Beaux Arts, And say, folks, you needn't stay away dreading the road, Fontainebleau. REMEMBER THAT HERE YOU CAN GET THOSE stands, etc,, any longer. The paved highway from Anderson S. C. Gladden, of Oxford, Miss- issippi, Assistant Professor of Phys- COLD DRINKS, ICE CREAM, STATIONERY, AND to Clemson has been opened for sometime—And the paved ics; A. B. University of Mississippi. M. S. University of Kentucky; taught road from Greenville was opened on the 14th, so folks just at N. C. State College last year. OTHER THINGS USEFUL TO THE COLLEGE MAN crank up the old bus and skedaddle right over to "Mutt" Gee's P. H. Kron, 1st Lieutenant U. S. muscle ranch for a day's outing. Army, Assistant Professor of Mill tary Science and Tactics. F. T. Searcy, 1st Lieutenant U. S. ATTENTION SPORTS WRITERS in the conference with a weaker Army, Assistant Professor of Mili- AND REPORTERS team than last year—Every other tary Science and Tactics. Graduate Newspaper men, you are most team in the conference is stronger U. S. Military Academy. BILL & BUSS royally welcomed to the Tiger's lair W. E. Johnson, of Timbo, Ar- and some of them are sure t0 this season. ' ftlutt ' has had a hand- Ikansas, Assistant Professor of Ag- make their opponents step ere thi ricultural Education; B. S. Miss- !K some new press box erected just for finale is rung on the 1929 season. issippi A. and, M. College; taught Right Across from the "Y" your use and comfort. It is glass Manning High School and Southern For instance gaze on Florida's ■■ enclosed and electric heated, and Veterans Bureau Institute. Crabtree, Bethea and others; gaze F. R. Smith, of Fredricktown, telephone and telegraph connections on Tennessee with her Sophomore are being made. It is the only en- Pennsylvania, Instructor in Zoology team of last year, now Juniors with and Entomology; B. A. University of closed, equipped press box in the one year more of experience; tune Arkansas. state. You can write to your heart's in on Vandy with a team that G. E. Metz, of Charleston, S. C- Assistant to Registrar and Instructor content without being hampered by "Smilin Dan" McGugin says will the elements. Quoting Carl Weimer Arts and Science Department; B. S. aiMM«»«lHl«ll«lfali(ltol«ltalHllHllg51g|iai)rrgi!i:^i:i^i win all on her schedule, but boys Clemson College, M. A. Univrrsity of HHSaJsagplHjal of the Greenville News: "It's going don't over look the Clemson Tigers