HYENA'S COMEDY CLUB - PAGE 6 TCU DAILY SKIFF WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 14,1994 TEXAS CHRISTIAN UNIVERSITY, FORT WORTH, TEXAS 92NDYEAR,N0.12 Fall Convocation formally begins school year Convocation speaker notes choices and dreams Brite Divinity School professor as objectives for the upcoming academic year receives Chancellor's Award
alongside of you forever." BY GINGER RICHARDSON they turn out differently than BY RICHMOND WILLIAMS Craven becomes the seventh TCU DAILY SKIFF "Making good decisions is what it expected." TCU DAILY SKIFF recipient of the Chancellor's is all about," he said. "Some of those To prepare for the unexpected sur- Award for Distinguished Teach- Planning for the future is a vital decisions, such as career, religion prises in life, Connor urged students Toni Craven, Brite Divinity ing, endowed by an anonymous part of the college experience, said and social choices will set patterns to think critically and develop a sense School professor of Hebrew Bible alumni couple in 1982. In alternate the president and publisher of the for the rest of your life." of individuality. studies, was presented with TCU's Fort Worth Star-Telegram during Adaptability is also important "Prepare yourself— that is the rea- Chancellor's Award for Distin- Fall Convocation Tuesday. because events don't always work son you are here. Sharpen your guished Teaching at the fall convo- Richard L. Connor's speech, titled out the way people want them to, senses, listen acutely and become a cation Tuesday. "Choices and Dreams," stressed how Connor said. prisoner of ideas," he said. "Learn to The award is renowned as the important planning and decision- "You should try to control your think critically, and realize that you university's most prestigious making are for a successful future. destiny by making wise, informed are important because you are you, teaching honor and includes a Some of those decisions are minor, decisions." he said. "Make plans and TCU Daily Skiff/ Layne Smith check for S14,000 to be used at the Connor said. Others will "march set goals, but don't be beaten when see Connor, page 4 Richard L. Connor professor's discretion. Craven, in her 15th year of teaching at TCU, described the recognition as an "extraordinarv experience" to the convocation crowd after being announced by Chancellor William Tucker. Tucker read notes of praise from both colleagues and students about Craven. Phyllis Trible, president of the Society of Biblical Litera- ture and a former student, described Craven as a "lively and well-informed professor who com- municates engagingly the sub- stance and joy of her discipline." Craven was also credited by stu- dents and professors for challeng- ing, preconceived ideas. In a Horned Frog Yearbook/ Blake Sims statement to the committee for the Toni Craven award, she wrote, "We fail when we believe one answer suffices." A prominent lecturer. Craven years, the Chancellor's Award for has spoken to hundreds of groups Distinguished Research in Cre- on subjects ranging from women in ative Actn n\ is awarded. scripture to the book of Psalms. Nominees are taken from every Her commentaries on the Hebrew major department of the uni\er- Bible have been used in several sity. Other nominees in 1994 works, and she has helped to write were: Anantha Babbili. chairman and edit Harper's Bible Pronuncia- of journalism; Linda Moore, tion Guide. director of the Social Work pro- "1 feel that it is an honor just to gram. In-Mu Haw, associate pro- be able to teach," said Craven, who fessor of accounting; David has no current plans for the money Vanderwerken, professor of she received. English and humanities; Rhonda Craven was a 1971 graduate of Hatcher, assistant professor of the University of Maryland in Col- mathematics: Carol Jean Pope. lege Park. She earned a master's assistant professor of physical degree at Andover Newton Theo- education; Danna Strength, assis- Horned Frog Yearbook/ Blake Sims University faculty, in full regalia, await the processional into Ed Landreth Auditorium for Fall Commencement. logical School in Massachusetts tant professor in nursing; and and her doctorate from Vanderbilt LaLonnie Lehman, assistant pro- University in 1980. fessor of theater East European students AIDS support groups depend on volunteers add to TCU's global mix BY JULIE HILL "They didn't even look like they prompted more and more people to Wedell said. had AIDS." she said. "They looked volunteer at local AIDS programs. InTarran! County, 1,6 cases of began TCU DAILY SKIFF BY MARK MOURER human, like everyone else." "People are beginning to realize AIDS have been reported to Eon recruiting TCU DAILY SKIFF Junior theater major Amy Conant's experience with the that you can't become infected with Worth Tarrant Count) Health her to study Conant can clearly remember the speakers that day prompted her to HI V by volunteering." Wedell said. Departments, according to a public TCU expanded its international at TCU. She first time she came face to face with join the AIDS volunteer program at "The (public) fear of catching HIV health report. There ha\e been welcome mat this semester by filled out the the reality of the AIDS epidemic. her church, where she cared for and or AIDS through casual contact is 28.176 reported cases in the state of enrolling two students from coun- admissions She was not in a doctor's office provided support to AIDS patients. beginning to go away. Once the fear Texas alone since June 1994, tries that were previously unrepre- application or a hospital, but at her church. A Roger Wedell, manager of the goes away, ignorance tends to go according to the report. sented at the university. and arrived panel of speakers afflicted with Arlington branch of the AIDS Out- away." Most people who are afflicted llonka Rus and Roland Kaiser in Fort AIDS. Acquired Immune Defi- reach Center, said increasing public- People are also beginning to real- with HIV or AIDS will eventually arrived at TCU for the first time this Worth last ciency Syndrome, spoke about the awareness of the human immunod- ize that HIV and AIDS are far more semester from Romania and Slo- Wednesday. llonka Rus horrors of the virus. eficiency virus (HIV) and AIDS has widespread than first thought. see AIDS, ' vakia, respectively. Both are in their Rus was junior year and say they are looking scheduled forward to what TCU has to offer. for around Rus, 20, is on TCU's Liszt Schol- 18 hours of Volunteers help families add to the AIDS quilt arship and is studying under TCU's practice this Artist Diploma Program under week, but wide range of items, from portions teers are needed to help families common purpose." Click said Tamas Ungar, professor of piano. she said her BY JULIE HILL of afghans, car keys, dolls and who may have a hard time making "li is a very emotional experi- She has been performing since she rehearsal TCU DAILY SKIFF champagne glasses, to jewelry, their panel, he said. ence, making a panel and recalling was four and has traveled throughout times will Remembering the victims of needlepoint, photographs and About 65 volunteers currently certain things about the person Europe for recitals. In Romania, she vary from AIDS is the focus of the NAMES many other items, he said. assist at the NAMES project chap- Main must ha\c people lo help attended the Academy of Music in day to day. project, an organization that spon- The NAMES project provides a ter house, constructing panels, them." Click said. Bucharest. "I prac- sors the construction of the AIDS place for family and friends of doing general office work and other Making a panel can also be a She first met Ungar, who is a Liszt tice as often quilt, said Michael Click, co-chair AIDS victims to receive assistance duties, Click said. Volunteers come therapeutic experience for the fam- scholar himself, four years ago when as 1 can and Roland Kaiser of the Fort Worth NAMES project. in constructing a panel for a loved from all walks of life, all age ily and loved ones of an MI'S vic- she was performing in Los Angeles. when I can The AIDS quilt is made of cloth one, Click said. ranges, races and sexual orienta- tim, said Randy Hendrix, a They have since stayed in touch, and concentrate,' she said. She also said panels, each a tribute to someone Panel-making workshops are tions, he said. volunteer whose brother died of the earlier this year Ungar contacted her that she was not like a machine and who died of the disease. Click said. held the third Sunday of each month "Volunteers become like a fam- requesting a taping of her music. The panels are decorated with a at 666 S. Jennings St.. and volun- ily-bonded together in a fight for a scr Quilt, page 3 After Ungar listened to the tape, he see ISA, page 4
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MIDLAND, Texas (AP) — Jurors viewed WASHINGTON (AP) — The former U.S. HARLINGEN, Texas (API — Five high HOUSTON (AP)--Five Continental Air- SILVER SPRING. Md. (A I' I An exper- a graphic slide show Tuesday of Ashley treasurer, whose signature appears on most of school students are charged with the gang rape line passengers suffered minor injuries Tues- imental drug aw aited by AIDS patients w on't Estell and the bruises and scratches marking the nation's currency, was sentenced Tuesday and beating of a 46-year-old woman who was day when their twin-engine jet hit a pocket of be available outside limited clinical trials the strangled third-grader's body. to four months in prison for evading taxes and left for dead in a cornfield. turbulence en route to Houston from until at least the middle of next year, its Defense attorneys for Michael Blair. obstructingjustice. Acting on a tip Monday, police in Pnmera Orlando. Fla., officials say. maker said Monday. meanwhile, tried focusing suspicion on Catalina Vasquez Villalpando, 54, a San arrested Robert "Blitz" Contreras, 17; Jose E. Two of the passengers aboard Flight 523 The disappointing news about Hoffman another man they say could have been Marcos, Texas, native, had pleaded guilty ear- Pesina, 18; Richard Villarreal, 18; a 16-year-old were taken to a nearby hospital once the MD- LaRoche's saquinavir came as AIDS responsible for kidnapping and killing Ash- lier in the year to three felony charges, which and a 15-year-old. 80 landed at Houston Intercontinental Air- activists bitterly debated whether the gov- ley. also included conspiring to hide outside income The victim received a fractured nose and leg port at 11:15 CDT. said Dave Messing, a ernment allows quick enough access to The 7-year-old Dallas girl vanished from a while she served in the Bush administration. and several abrasions and contusions during the Continental spokesman. promising drugs. Piano playground Sept. 4, 1993. Authorities Her signature is on all U.S. paper money attack on July 23, authorities said. Messing said the other three were evalu- "The system has not served us well," said charged Blair — a 24-year-old paroled child printed between December 1989 and April The youths, all high school students, are ated once the plane landed. Injuries were Gregg Gonsalves of the New York-based molester — with her capital murder. 1994. members of the Westside Aquas gang. bumps and bruises, he said. Treatment Action Group. PAGE TWO PAGE 2 TCU DAILY SKIFF WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 14,1994
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The University Relations committee reported Tchaikovsky Competition in 1986 Almond said that TCU's music on the voter registration drive and Big/Little program and Italy's Nicolo Paganini Interna- department has blossomed enor- tional Violin Competition, is TCU's mously, even in the small amount of first violinist-in-residence for the time he has been there. The depart- Resolutions Passed: Resolution 94-10 states that the members of music department. ment is well on the road to becoming the House will not only promote school spirit and atten- Almond, current concertmaster a first-class institution, he said. dance at sporting events, but will make a special effort to for the Fort Worth Symphony, has "It's a nice time to be involved, attend and support TCU sporting events. served as an adjunct faculty member watching everything happen," he to TCU's music department since said. 1992. Almond, who began violin lessons Programming Council Through Oct. 15, Hispanic Heritage Month includes "Frank is an outstanding musi- at age 5, graduated from Julliard in Tastes of Mexico, celebrating Mexican cuisine. Films will cian," said Robert Garwell, dean of New York, N.Y., where he received show "Stand and Deliver" at 9 p.m., Sept. 16 at the the College of Fine Arts and Com- his master's degree in 1989. He was Student Center. CPR training is scheduled for Sept. 24 munication. "He also has a very fine concertmaster of the Julliard orches- Parents' Weekend talent show and activities were also reputation as a teacher and combines tra for several years, but played solo discussed. the two very well. We feel fortunate engagements outside of the institu- in having him with us as violinist-in- tion. Frank Almond residence." "I was much more geared to solo They said it "We're the voice of the student body. We need to have Almond will continue to teach stu- things than just playing in an orches- spirit since that is what we are encouraging the rest of the dents privately but will also work to tra," he said. "Although I did that my master chair by William and Mitzi school to do." Davis of Fort Worth, longtime sup- develop the university orchestra's whole life." Almond competed in Scott Wheatley, House vice president string sectionals as an ensemble, the 1986 Moscow International porters of the symphony. Compiled by Heather Hogan Garwell said. Tchaikovsky Competition when Almond said thai playing the vio- In addition to leaching. Almond "things were pretty tense" he said. lin is like driving a Rolls Royce. will perform with TCU faculty in a "This was June and July, and Rea- "It's considered to be one of the variety of ensembles and in a solo gan was at the height of his postur- best examples of Stradivari," recital at Ed Landrelh Hall, Garwell ing," he said. "They didn't like us Almond said. "It's just a wonderful AIDS/from page 1 Quilt/from page 1 said. that much. It pretty much went East instrument: powerful, easy to play and in mint condition." Garwell said that John Giordano, and West lines as far as the prize seek services provided by care orga- disease in July. Almond said the building of among a group ol people on the was conductor for the Fort Worth Sym- lineup, which didn't surprise any- nizations such as the AIDS Outreach TCU's new music hall as well as the "The quilt deals only with the to a candlelight vigil for a San 11.111 phony, former faculty member and a body. Center, Wedell said. good memories and nice things in the city's performing arts hall is an cisco city supervisor who had died of TCU alumnus, was instrumental in "1 was just surprised that I was The AIDS Outreach Center is one person's life," Hendnx said. "It unusual convergence. AIDS. The group began recalling introducing Almond to TCU. there in the prize lineup," Almond of many organizations that provides makes the families remember what "You don't usually see a major per- names of loved ones that had died of Almond chose to be a part of the said. assistance to infected patients in Tar- the person was like before the ill- forming arts hall and a major building the disease, and Jones came up with music department after meeting with As present concertmaster for the rant and surrounding counties. ness." being built at the local university at the idea to remember AIDS victims the string faculty and students and Fort Worth Symphony, Almond is Wedell said. Supplies such as material, sewing the same time," he said. "It's great. by making a quill. Click said I he looking into the TCU program. Gar- entrusted with the use of the "Davis" The center provides a variety of machines and other items are avail- You don't usually see lhat kind of first panel made was m memory of well said. Stradivarius violin, made in 1710 services to its clients, including able to those making a panel. Click support for classical music, or dance Jones' best friend, he said "For TCU, it is a first," Garwell during Stradivari's "golden" period. counseling, hospital visitation, case said. There are people on staff that or anything else for thai matter." The Fort Worth chapter of the said. "It has been an unwritten tradi- The violin is endowed to the concert- management, legal assislance. edu- assist in sewing the panels, he said. NAMES project began in December cation, transportation and nutritional Panels measure three feet by six 1991 after a display ofthe quilt was services, Wedell said. feet, the average size of a human seen in Dallas. Click said Volunteers work in each of these gra\ e. Click said. Finished panels are A large portion ofthe AIDS quill Special performance in Moudy tonight departments, doing anything from sewn together to form a twelve by willbeondisplaj Oct. 28 through Oct. making copies in an office to visiting twelve foot section which is added 10 30 at Dallas Market Hall, sponsored patients in the hospital once a week, over 27.000 panels thai make up the by the Dallas chapter ofthe NAMES Vitus Dance"; and "Expansive, as if jazz, as well as traditional music of BY MISSY EVANS he said. quilt, he said. project. A smaller display ofthe quill hurling through space — Earthy, lion-Western cultures, according to a TCU DAILY SKIFF About 70(1 people volunteer at the The NAMES project was coinciding with World AIDS Da) will funky." biography brochure. Dennis Polkow AIDS Outreach Center in the span of founded in 19X6 in San Francisco by be exhibited Dec. I at the First Pres- A Latvian pianist and American A piece titled "Night Conversa- ofthe Chicago Reader calls Mandet's a year. Wedell said. Cleve Jones. Click said. Jones was byterian Church in Fort Worth. clarinetist will play together in a spe- tions" which was composed by music "highly personal and expres- cial performance at 7:30 p.m. tonight Plakidis in 1992 will also be per- sive." in Room 141 of the North Moudy formed. Mandel is associate professor of Building. Mandet, a former classmate of clarinet and saxophone at Southern fltift Ct&tti(iedjbt Peteris Plakidis. pianist, and Eric Whitman, contacted the TCU profes- Illinois University in Carbondale. Mandet, clarinetist, will perform sor in-an effort to set up a mini-lour at Plakidis is a composer and pianist ii f&a$n ( WSOT irac/tna. pie can felt wk&tet/e* (loatf you* k>c&.iA 1/ IL original pieces as well as traditional several universities such as Baylor, from Latvia. A featured composer at music by composers Camille Saint- the University of North Texas and many music festivals, his music bal- Saens and Carl Maria von Weber. TCU, Whitman said. ances classical music with traditional r. ^ The event will offer a new per- Mandet is an American clarinetist Latvian folk music, according to a T WO N K W C R K V spective for TCU students, said Gary and composer who has been touring pamphlet. Whitman, assistant professor of as a soloist and a chamber musician He is the professor of composition woodwinds at TCU. since 1984. at the Latvian Academy of music The duo will perform a set of folk He presents programs and lectures where he teaches orchestration and pieces composed by Mande! from on new American clarinet music, as coaches chamber music ensembles. various inspirations: "Spirited, as if well as extended performance tech- The music department is expecting from a distant Appalachian hill,"; niques. about 40 people to attend tonight's "Like a Flamenco dancer with Saint Mandet's music is influenced by event. Whitman said. Know anything... /ffSThis space brought to you by the \ ... news? TCU Daily Skiff. Tell the Skiff. %J& ECAUSE IT FIT5.JI Call our office at 921-7428. YOU'RE LOOKING AT TWO COMPLETELY OPPOSITE, FUNDAMENTALLY DIFFERENT WAYS TO INVEST IN STOCKS. Also Try CRAZY HORSK SALOON WE RECOMMEND BOTH. 2409 N. 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TCU DAILY SKIFF Seward said he wanted Program- ming Council to host a play because "TX thought students Only about 40 of an expected 200 they hadn't done so in the past few would enjoy the comedy students tumed out for the Program- years. and the cultural oppor- ming Council-sponsored "Last of the Originally, students were to be Red Mot L mm.' a three-act comedy charged S2 admission and the general tunity." h> Neil Simon public charged S5 to help reduce Pro- DUSTIN SEWARD, The play, which cost Programming gramming Council's cost Chairman, i 'initial SI,600 to put on, was per- However, ticket sales Monday and Programming Council fbrmed lucsdav night in the Student Tuesday were low, so admission was Performing Arts Committee ( i-titcr UallriKim hy actors from the made free. Repertory I hotel of America Alpha Seward said he tried to secure a Omega Players. I grmip of recently good attendance by having theater He said he'd like to see Programming graduMad college actors professors announce the play to their Council host more plays. I he play is the story of an ordinary students "I guess if they can't get people to in.in who wants to live on the edge for The cast of "Last of the Red Hot come then it doesn't work." Hood one day by attempting to have affairs Lovers" was available after the perfor- said. with several women. mance to answer career questions for The performance was the group's "Neil Simon is an amazing play- theater students and others interested second in Fort Worth. They have wright." said DuMB Seward. chair- in talking to them. recently performed in Odessa, man ol the Programming Council's "I like plays. I'm a drama person," Texas, and Houston and will TCU Daily Skiff/ layne Smith Performing Arts Committee and said Christian Hood, a freshman piano travel to Indiana, Wisconsin, "Last of the Red Hot Lovers," about a man trying to have an affair, was performed Tuesday senior economics major. "I thought major at the play. Florida and Pennsylvania in the in the Student Center Ballroom. students would enjoy the comedy and Hood came to see a friend perform next two months Connor/ ma ISA/from page J Population conference adjourns are unique " was prone to change some practice Slovakia was around S200. i luinoi also emphasized the habits She is tentatively making "I had to receive some type of New plan relies on financial support of individual nations importance ol finding a balance plans to have a recital sometime in financial aid," Kaiser said. "TCU Argentina. Ecuador, Peru, between tun and work during the early October. was the only university that was able BY EDITH LEDERER consensus," he said. college years Although she has only been in to offer me that financial aid." ASSOCIATED PRESS funding remains a major chal- Paraguay. Libya. Iran, Yemen and "Don't forge) to include plenty of America for a week, she likes what Kaiser was able to come to TCU lenge. Delegates set a target of S17 Algeria went on record as object- laughter during college." he said. she has seen and has enjoyed being at through the NAFSA/UISA grant CAIRO. Egypt With the Vat- billion a year by the year 2000. ing to certain phrases. "Without ■ sense oi humor, all of TCU, she said program The grant, which was ican ottering some support for the Current spending is less than $6 Mrs. Sadik said she thought unir work will leave you empty and Kaiser arrived in America after established by Congress three years first time, some 1X0 nations billion a year. African countries some governments were making sad." attending The University of Eco- ago. offers students from central and adopted a 20-year blueprint Tues- have already said it's impossible to statements "for public consump- Sadness and frustration often nomics at Bratislava in Slovakia, a eastern Europe up to SI0,000 per day tor slowing the world's popu- pay two-thirds of the cost, tion" back home to raise support result from a reluctance to follow country that comprises half of the year if the university at which they lation explosion. Now, it's up to The Program of Action will he for the overall plan. "1 think each dreams and gOaU, < onnor said. former Czechoslovakia. He will be are applying will agree to waive the individual nations to come up with submitted next month to the U.N. of these countries will implement He told students that believing in majoring in finance. applicant's tuition. the money to put it into action. (ieneral Assembly for approval. It it within their own laws," she themselves and their dreams are Kaiser decided to major in eco- Al Mladenka. director of Interna- is not legally binding on any said. nation, but it does carry "moral The Vatican and some of its some of the most important stepping nomics three years ago and was inter- tional Student Affairs, said TCU has WORLD stones for a successful and happy ested in coming to America because been able to obtain this grant for weight" and gives new ammuni- Roman Catholic allies refused to future of the better exposure to a real capi- three of its students since the birth of tion to politicians and private sign the chapters addressing "Reach for the stars and shoot talistic society. the program. He said the grant pro- The 1994 forum focused not groups lobbying for implementa- unsafe abortions, reproductive high." (onnor said "Dreams can "Slovakia was a communist coun- vided an opportunity for students to only on birth control but on two tion. rights and reproductive health. come true if you're willing to work try three years ago. and when it study in America who might not be concepts the Vatican supports for At the heart of the more than Most other reservations were on tor them." switched over to a capitalist econ- able to otherwise. slowing population growth eco- 100-page Program of Action is a single points, not entire chap- Believe in the power of one," he omy, there weren't too many people "Getting Roland's grant took lots nomic development and a commit- demand for equality of women ters. said. "Leave footprints, deep foot- who were experienced," Kaiser said. of coordination and work," ment to giving women more power through education, access to The Vatican succeeded in prints, and make them your own — "I wanted to come to America so that Mladenka said, "but we think this is over their lives. modern birth control, and the watering down language on unsafe leave your own indelible mark on I could learn first hand about the a fantastic thing to help students Research has shown that edu- right to choose if and when to abortion, and making all refer- llns campus " stock markets and finances " study in America. Without this grant. cated women have fewer children become pregnant. The only reser- ences to abortion negative. It failed Richard ( onnor has been the Fort Kaiser inquired to over 60 univer- the university may not be able to get The Vatican's partial support vation added at the conference to eliminate the recognition that Worth Star-Telegram publisher and sities about their business programs any central or eastern European stu- for the U.K. plan surprised many was that this should be in accor- abortion is practiced around the president since I'lXd and has worked through the university he was atlend- dents." delegates. The Holy See rejected dance with national laws, religion world and should be treated as a with the paper as a reporter, editor ing in Slovakia. He also was asked Kaiser was especially grateful. He the final documents at the 1974 and culture. major public health issue. and photographer for the past 21 about the availability of financial aid, said even though he was sad to leave and 19K4 U.N. population confer- The current population of 5.7 Archbishop Renato Martino. the veils since the average monthly salary in his family and friends, he was enthu- ences. billion is projected to hit 10 billion Vatican's chief delegate, said the siastic about studying at TCU. He Dr. Nafis Sadik. the conference by 2050. Holy See still had "grave con- said he has loved it here so far secretary-general, said the Pro- The most hotly disputed topics cerns" about the recognition of because university life in America is gram of Action "when imple- at the meeting -- abortion, repro- abortion as a dimension of popula- so much more involved than in mented over the coming few ductive health and family reunifi- tion policy and references which Europe decades ... will bring hundreds of cation for migrants — were the could be seen as condoning pre- HunterS Green Apartments "In Europe, the universities don't millions of women into the main- issues that drew the most serious marital sex, especially among ado- have the money to fund clubs and stream of economic and political reservations at Tuesday's final ses- lescents. •LIGHTED TENNIS COURTS organizations." Kaiser said. "Also. life in their countries." sion. Most Muslim countries criti- ♦WHIRLPOOL Americans are more friendly than Chief U.S. delegate Timothy The numbers were small — a cized sections they argued sug- •MONITORED ALARM SYSTEM Europeans." Wirth said "a spirit of Cairo" total of about 24 countries express- gested approval of extramarital or Kaiser said after he graduates in emerged during the nine-day con- ing concerns on those issues. And homosexual relations, which are ♦MONTHLY RESIDENT ACTIVITIES May 1996, he will probably work in ference that recognized for the first it was not clear whether all were against Islamic law. Mention this \.l and »H $150 OFF move-in! America for a year or a year-and-a- time the need for a comprehensive formal reservations or just clarifi- Pakistan was one of the few half before returning to Slovakia. A approach to controlling rapid pop- cations by governments. Muslim countries to accept the stipulation of his NAFSA/USIA ulation growth. 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TCU rushed for 508 yards For Houston, quarterback David IClingler made 30 tackles. BY Bill C RAWFORD TCU DAILY SKIFF With Davis and Jeffery breaking the 300 with 557 total yards in 1986. passed for more yards than any other team Former TCU wide recei ver Richard yard rushing mark for the Frogs, TCU joins Jeffery set a TCU record by averaging 21.4 against TCU with 563 yards. Klingler also Woodley holds the school record for recep- The TCU Horned Frog offense ran up Northern Illinois as the only Division 1 yards per carry in his performance against threw seven touchdown passes and had 625 tions in a game. Woodley caught 18 passes in some big numbers last Saturday against the schools to have two rushers break the 300 Tulane. yards of total offense. 1990 against Texas Tech. New Mexico Lobos, as junior tailback Andre yards rushing in a game. Jeffery also holds the record for yards in a The two quarterbacks combined for 1253 In 1976, Vemon Wells set a TCU record Davis's game was one that ranks among the Nearly seven years before Davis' out- career with 3.749. In addition, Jeffery holds passing yards and 12 touchdowns. with 204 receiving yards. Wells did this on top performances in TCU history. standing game, the other Homed Frog run- the TCU record for rushing touchdowns with Vogler also has the second highest com- 10 receptions against Tennessee. ning back had a record-breaking day. 31. pletions and attempts in a game. In 1990, Here are some special records from special FOOTBALL On September 13, 1986, Tony Jeffery TCU broke many school and conference Vogler completed 36 passes in 72 attempts teamers: rushed for a Southwest Conference record records on November 3, 1990. The Homed for 419 yards against the Texas Tech Red The longest punt in Southwest Conference Davis had 31 carries for 325 yards and two 343 yards on 16 carries and five touchdowns Frogs lost to the Cougars 56-35 at the Raiders. play is 94 yards by Carl Knox in 1947 against touchdowns. He also caught three passes for in only three quarters of play against Tulane Astrodome. There have also been other record-break- Oklahoma A&M (now Oklahoma State). a stellar total of 347 all-purpose yards. in a 48-31 victory. However, TCU broke school records for ing days by TCU football players. The trivial pursuit question no one seems Davis' 325 yards rushing was the second Jeffery had 151 yards and three touch- total yards (736) and passing yards (690) The longest pass play in Southwest Con- to know. What is the TCU record for most most yards in school history behind Tony downs on three consecutive carries in the along with many other smaller records. Indi- ference history occurred in 1984. Quarter- punt returns in a game? The answer is 14 by Jeffery's 343 yards against Tulane in 1986. third quarter. vidually, quarterback Matt Vogler threw for back Scott Ankrom tossed a 99-yard pass to Cy Leland in 1930 against Hardin Simmons. He also tied Jeffery for school records in tan- Just as Davis' performance overshadowed a school record 690 yards and broke the total James Maness for a touchdown against Rice. After Saturday's game, Davis added his dem and all-purpose yards with 347. the accomplishments of the whole offense yards record with 696 yards and tied a record Former linebacker Kyle Clifton had a big name to the list to the TCU and SWC record "It hasn't hit me yet," Davis said. "But I (370 yards rushing, 606 total offense), so did by throwing five touchdown passes. day tackling Houston Cougars in 1983 as he book. TCU must Switzer: Sanders was king BY DENNE FREEMAN Sanders is the best back I saw out of defeat KU ASSOCIATED PRESS the Big Eight Conference I've seen in the last 30 years." IRVlNG.Texas — Forget Billy Sanders and the Detroit Lions take Sims or Thurman Thomas. The best on Switzer's Dallas Cowboys Mon- to save year running back Barry Switzer saw in day night in Texas Stadium, home of the Bie Eieht Conference was the one the NFL's top running back, Emmitt he faces next Monday night, Barry Smith. After two weeks of hard nosed Sanders. "Both are great players," Switzer action in which the Horned Frogs "1 remember watching film when I said. "Barry doesn't get to touch the hung tough with the nationally was at Oklahoma getting ready to ball like Emmitt does. If Barry did his ranked North Carolina Tar Heels play Oklahoma State," Switzer said. stats would be better. Barry always and ran "1 saw this back run a kickoff back makes things happen. His supporting holes £rtfY 100 yards. Then a little while later he cast isn't as great as Emmirt's. through the did it again." "All great backs look the same New Mex- /**«% "1 walked over to our coaches in when they have no place to run." ico defense, I I another room and I told them 'you Switzer recalled Sanders always TCU faces better hope Thurman Thomas does- gave Oklahoma trouble. n't get hurt. Look at this freshman cat "His teams had trouble winning a crucial run.'" three games Switzer said Tuesday, "Barry see Lions, page 8 which may TCU Daily Skiff/ Randy Scoggin determine if . HHWf'-J The TCU offensive line works in practice last week. The Frogs will play the Kansas Jayhawks they go on Saturday at 7 p.m. in Amon Carter Stadium. bowling this BRAD winter. mn N&KT Ifonlv HORN SPORTS COLUMNIST the dream Sanders surrenders Hall to lend display Officials make error could be Praying For a realized. CHICAGO (AP) — The Big Ten A 1-1 start thus far isn't bad. But CINCINNATI(AP) — Cincinnati ARLINGTON, Texas (AP)-— said Monday that officials mistak- this team should expect to have this Reds outfielder Deion Sanders sur- The Rangers and officials with the enly awarded a touchdown to Stan- record entering a tough weekend rendered to city police Monday on National Baseball Hall of Fame ford in the Cardinals' 41-41 tie with against the Kansas Jayhawks. After new. criminal charges related to his announced Monday a formal agree- Northwestern, but the error won't two solid victories to open the sea- scuffle with a police officer Aug. 8 at ment for the loan of baseball memo- Porsche? change the outcome of the game. son, the Jayhawks have crept into Riverfront Stadium. rabilia to be displayed at The On Saturday, Stanford's Mike the top 25 of the USA Sanders, 27, was released on his Ballpark's Legends of the Game Mitchell fumbled as he was about to Today/Coaches poll this week. recognizance after he and his lawyer, Baseball Museum. cross the goal line and Northwestern A game against a ranked team James Keys Jr., went to the police Under the two-year deal, the Hall recovered the ball in the end zone for should genuinely determine if this Monday morning. of Fame in Cooperstown, N.Y., will an apparent touchback. But officials program has arrived. It should also Police on Friday filed a new felony lend 135 bats, gloves, jerseys, pairs conferred and decided Mitchell had determine if our hopes are justified charge of failure to comply with a of shoes, ballpark artifacts and other crossed the goal line before losing the of just flashes that fade like so many police officer's order, and a misde- baseball items dating to the 19th cen- ball. years past. meanor charge of fleeing the scene of tury. A victory this weekend is a must. an accident. For starters, all the stops are being pulled out for the first home game this weekend. Many activities have TRAFFIC TICKETS DEFENDED been prepared ranging from a In the market for a new car? No guarantees that parade through downtown Fort Worth to Frog Alley. A loss to Be A Team Player you'll find a perfect porsche, but who knows what Teamwork is an important part rrf beiiur ihe best Kansas on Saturday would be diffi- on and off the field. 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Minimum Delivery '5.00 Just Call 15" Extra Large $ Domino's Cheese PULL FOR THE HOME TEAM 924-0000 HB 6 Pizza LIFE PAGE 6 TCU DAILY SKIFF WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 14,1994 More than just laughs Downtown comedy club Hyenas also doubles as dance spot BY CHRISTY HAWKINS TCU DAILY SKIFF Energy, excitement and laughs are doubled everytime patrons enter Fort Getting linked up Worth's only combination comedy and dance club. Hyena's Comedy Night Club, to E-mail made easy located two blocks south of Sun- dance Square at 604 Main St., fea- tures the country's top comedians "It makes 1 -mail a lot sim- until 10:00 p.m. every Wednesday BY MARLENE WALLACE TCU DAILY SKIFF pler," Marek said, "ll has pull TCU Daily Skiff/ Tina Fitzgerald through Sunday, before it transforms into a hip dance spot. Club 604. down menus to use You can Comedians Billy D. Wash- either use the mouse to click or The club has featured acts from all It's ftfter than the Poets] Ser- ington (left) harasses mem- vice and there's no bill at the end use the highlighted keys." over the United States, including Jeff bers of the audience at ul the month. And you can gel I mail Introductory classes Jenas from 'The Dennis Miller Hyena's Comedy club in into it now if you hurrv will teach students how to read, Show' and Steve Bluestein from It's E-mail, an electronic com- send, retrieve, save and replv to downtown Fort Worth. Paul 'Caesar's Palace Las Vegas.' munications system that is "a mail they already have. Luther (above) does an Club owners Dan Fluber, Randy cross between a telephone call Advanced classes will concen- impression of "Speed Butler and Jim Butler said the audi- and mail, only better" said Mar- trate on how to create distribu- Racer." ence at the comedy club is a diverse garet-Rote Marek, technical tion lists that are designed to send mix. just like the club itself. coordinator foi the Writing < en a single message to sc\eral peo- "Anybody with a sense of humor lei ple simultaneously can enjoy our show," Huber said. The writing center is now Marek said that the only diffi- Hyena's new event this fall is a offering introductory and cult) students might have in lunch buffet during weekdays to tar- advanced E-mail classes to stu- learning I -mail would be the get the downtown business crowd. dents, faculty and administrators detail-oriented nature of com- Also, during Monday Night Football, at TCU. taught by Marek puter commands the pizza buffet is available at Happy "It's fast.' Marek said You "It'l painstaking." Marek Hour prices. can gel almost instant replies and said "It's not mind-boggling. Admission to Hyena's is $5. there's no pottage stamp, no All of us get lax when it comes to Show times are at X p.m. Wednesday long-distance phone bill to pa) detail, and the computer forces through Sunday with seating starting afterward." us to be vet) detail-oriented. It at 7 p.m. Reservations are suggested, Marek said one ol the main can't reason. It can't assume. We llubcr said. advantage-- to learning I.-mail is. have lo address it in vei) exact If all of the fun and excitement that it is a universal sen ice terms." Ventriloquist bombs, comedian a riot from the comedy club doesn't satisfy "You're really connected Additional techniques ottered you. after the shows are over the globally and it's not just here on lo students in the advanced I dance floor is cleared for Club 604. took it for a drive. The dance floor covers 600 square campus." Marek said. "It's mail classes are annotating pre- BY CHRISTY HAWKINS Jones. nalionw ide and worldw ide." written letters with personal TCU DAILY SKIFF It was obvious when he ran out of Padon included his share of the feet of the club. Anyone over 18 is Students must first register comments and returning then to jokes that he worked the crowd Michael Jackson jokes in his act by welcome. Admission is S10 to dance with the network through user the sender as an interwoven mes- V the lights dimmed at the choosing to pick on the first crowd saying that Jackson's new wife. Lisa- until 2 a.m. Wednesday through Sun- services or in the writing center sage and information gathering Hyena's Corned) Club in downtown member he laid his eyes on. Marie, would never ask Michael to day and 3 a.m. Friday through Satur- and obtain an E-mail account and "N'ou can also do research, Fon Worth Scpi }, the audience Dow Jones described his watch as watch her kids while she ran up to the day. password before the) can use the join interest and discussion knew two things: they were going to saying "it's a Ross Perot watch — it store. The owners of Hyena's and Club system. groups." Marek said. "This really see two national comedians and they ran for three months and quit." Padon also included his list of oxy- 604 plan to have an expansion project Marek laid that once a student helps them to become a member vere probabl) going to laugh. He also joked about Michael Jack- morons: rap music, politically cor- completed by January 1, 1995.2,500 lias an E-mail account, the) can ot the global conversation that I son saying "you know why his pants rect, military intelligence and square feet will be added to the club, communicate to anyone else that see taking place right now." REVIEW are so short — they're not his." celibate priest. including balcony seating. has one Student response to the intro- The loudest cheers from the audi- Hisjokes had a tendency to have a The owners appreciate their con- "If the) have friends abroad. ductory E-mail classes has been What the) did not know was how ence came when he introduced the deeper meaning especially one about venient location. "We have a lot of the) call have contact with those so numerous that the Sept. 21 differently the) would react to two second act, national comedian John the '90's decade in which you could- room to grow," Randy Butler said. that have E-mail accounts," class is already closed vet) different comedians. Padon. n't do anything: no sex. drugs, drink- Look for big acts at Hyena's in the Marek said "I can send a letter to Advanced E-mail classes offered Mark Doyle, the opener, included Padon, a Las Vegas native, has ing, salt, eating or smoking. He future. Butler said. A music festival \ erinont and in the time it takes on Sept. 27. Oct, 3 still ha\e two ventriloquist dolls in his act. The toured every major U.S. city and has offered his sympathy to smokers, featuring 10-12 local bands will be to clcai oil a space on my desk. I some openings. Marek said. first doll, a tanner dressed in overalls been featured at "Catch a Rising who he said would eventually be all happening in October. Hyena's will can have a reply back." Additional E-mail classes will and a plaid shirt, told tasteless jokes, Star" and "Evening at the lmprov." smoking in small closets somewhere. sponsor Adam Sandier from 'Satur- Both I mail classes will be be offered on Nov. 2.3 and 21 for but the only jokes the audience liked Padon's style was oriented Padon also encouraged women in day Night Live' at Will Rogers Coli- taught using a special interface introductory E-mail, and on Nov. about Doyle were the ones he made towards politics, religion and the his act. seum Nov. 4. The owners are called I'athworks. The interface 22 and 2X for advanced [--mail. about himself family. "Women are winning the war — I interested in working with TCU to allows users to connect with the All classes are from 3:30 p.m. He commented about the audi- "A lot of people voted for change watch Oprah to see what the enemy is coordinate a live venue. Internet system without having to 5 p.m. in the William L. ence's lack of feedback through his and that's all we have left," Padon up to." he said. "We would like to do a joint com- lo know DOS or Internet proto- Adams Writing Center. For second doll. Dow Jones, who was joked regarding the U.S. economy. As the lights went out at Hyena's edy concert benefit for abused chil- cols. reservations call 921-7221. dressed like a stockbroker The trashiest Padon got was pok- Comedy Club that night, the audi- dren or homeless charities." Butler "The silence you hear is real." ing fun at Lorena Bobbit for how she- ence at least went home laughing said. Doyle said with the help of Dow cut off her husband's sex organ and after hearing John Padon. Afternoons at the barber shop should be more than small talk Small talk is a big part of our soci- is a great publication, but to see me our. "Look, here's a new recipe for tiny bantering began with Haircut razor, and I quickly quipped, "Hey, ety today, and no one seems lo have with a Glamour magazine is about as banana nut bread." Customer Quiz Question # 1: "So, how remind me next time wc come that time for any more than that Wc are rare as finding a My friend smirked politely as two was your summer?" wc need to splurge and buy these engulfed in ■ society that says, "Hey, guy who sub- other customers looked up for a Somewhere there must be a manual ladies some new razors." That did it. how are you doing," but wc do not scribes to Play- moment from their trances to see that printed on small talk questions to ask They actually laughed as though they want to truly know A simple "Fine, boy because of I was actually talking in Pro Cuts. haircut customers, but I am a sea- truly were enjoying themselves. I thanks" will do. the great arti- Fearing a possible detention, I quickly soned veteran and this question was had broken the small talk barrier and Recently on a routine visit to Pro cles. returned to my article on reigniting purely wasting my time. At least I was had entered into another realm. Cuts for the standard $6.95 haircut, it * This maga- the (ire during a stale marriage. not in a dentist office being fed these Unfortunately, the haircuts were over hit me just how prevalent small talk is zine, I discov- Finally, my friend got called for his questions while there is enough cotton and 1 got the mirror action and the in the outside world. However, my trip ered, was filled cut. "Be careful," I said with a certain in my mouth to knit a shirt. tilts of the head so as to see how the would be different with perfume ring of satire in my voice. I quickly shot through the routine finished product had turned out. As wc arrived it appeared that it and cosmetic PETER Within seconds I, too, was headed questions and moved on to a mean- Another routine visit was finished was a busy afternoon and there would ads. but it was toward the big chair. My friend, in the ingless story about how my friend as I gave my haircut specialist $8.00 be I short wait. It was the usual the norm for COUSER next chair, appeared calm and com- fell asleep the night before and slept for my $6.95 haircut and confidently library tone in Pro Cuts because of the what is to be THE LIGHTER SIDE posed as the lady snipped away at his through my little brother's birthday told her, "Keep the change." unwritten rule that it has to be quiet, done while hair like she was trimming her hedges party. This made the employees ner- Feeling good about myself, I like in a doctor's office or Hallmark awaiting my but had an appointment in five min- vous because it was not included in began to brag about being a heavy shop. time of trimming. So there we sat in utes. the usual areas of discussion that are tipper since 1 actually gave a $1.05 There were a few folks scattered silence, except for the radio playing I tried to break the ice with the taught during Pro Cuts training. tip while my friend was just a moder- evenly across several benches, so quietly that 1 thought it was no somber employees. "This place is a Fortunately, both of our barbers ate tipper. He only gave the barber a engulfed in various periodicals as more than me humming Air Supply real cut-up!" I said enthusiastically. handled the banter like pros, trying buck, but explained that he would though they were actually reading subconsciously. Nothing happened. Not a smile or a to be funny but not so wc would gig- have given her the extra nickel if she them. The only reason they were read- It was just too quiet for me to take. nod of appreciation for my poor gle and move about in ogr seat. had given him a lollipop from the ing these articles is so they do not As a nice young lady apprehensively attempt at humor was shown. These (Remember, movement while in the kid's jar on the counter. have to acknowledge other humanoids sat next to me within the three-foot Pro Cuts people were true profession- hot seat can only lead to barbers I could understand that, but to be nearby. So, as to not appear out of boundaries that are usually psycho- als and I was certainly not ready to exclaiming that horrid six-letter honest, they deserved an extra nickel place, I picked up the latest issue of logically placed between patiently- play hardball as I tried to break the word: Whoops!) because they had crossed the well- Glamour magazine. waiting customers, I turned to my small talk barrier. It was time for my friend to get the defined barrier of small talk and Now don't get me wrong, Glamour friend and pointed to a page in Glam- The lady began trimming and the shears. His barber asked mine for her moved into a whole new dimension. OPINION WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 14,1994 TCU DAILY SKIFF PAGE 7 NATALIE TAYLOR Spending a fortune on beauty doesn't always make sense If you've ever been looking for a reason got the fate of your cans were on the streets using trash cans in class today because she's just having a terri- Ms. Gray is not just a grand patron of to be proud to be a North Texan, I've got a hair in his hands. the alley to light their yuletide fires. Her hair ble hair day. Naturally, you can't tell the Highland Park salons. She's also a divorcee. story that might just give you one. "One year 1 stylist cheated her, dam it, and it was all her difference between her good hair days and Apparently her $400 a month hairdos Three well-to-do North Dallas women set decided to econo- fault. her bad ones, because you think she always weren't enough to keep her husband around. the pace for Texas hospitality some years mize and give him Self-pampering is a perfectly natural act, looks pretty good, but of course you can't Or maybe it was the $400 that was just too back when they were interviewed by Mari- after-shave said Arellia Gray of Highland Park. "1 spend tell her that. much. lyn Schwartz of the Dallas Morning News. lotion," Martin up to $400 a month at the hairdresser's," she Ever seen one of those natural beauties? Why do we women go so far? Is it for The topic was "What do you give your hair- said. "Soon after, 1 explained. "Bored, rich women can be very The kind who doesn't do a thing but get ourselves? For the men in our lives? For the dresser for Christmas?" showed up at a big trying. Believe me. the hairdressers earn dressed in the morning, yet looks like she potential men in our lives? And can you Rosemary Everett of Dallas had her pri- charity ball and every penny of those $500 and $600 Christ- just walked off the front cover of a maga- men truthfully tell the difference between orities lined up. She gave her mother a had the same mas gifts." zine? She might not know the difference eight hours of primping and a chip-clip? crock pot, and gave her hair stylist an all- hairdo as 10 of his It's not just a Texas thing. The fury of between fingernail polish remover and "Sea I'd better get going. I've got to get to the expenses-paid trip to Mexico City. The rea- other customers. self-indulgence has spread all across this Breeze," but she sure has us fooled. hairdresser's, the tanning salon, Neiman's soning is obvious. Everett said. "My But the woman who gave him a videotape privileged nation. It's that old notion, "If ya The amount one spends beautifying one- and the manicurist. After all, there is a foot- mother doesn't come out to my house in the recorder had the most exquisite hairdo I've got it, flaunt it." self is not directly proportionate to one's ball game this weekend, and 1 must look my middle of a rainstorm to do my hair for an ever seen..." Well, I don't want to burst any bubbles, beauty status when all is said and done. best. important party," she said. That's the spirit. It took a holiday charity but the sad fact is that most people can't Ms. Gray would beg to disagree. In return Angela Martin, the wife of a Richardson gala for Martin to realize she wasn't very even tell the difference between a $7.99 for a smashing hairdo, "We can afford to Natalie Taylor is a senior radio- T\ '-film oil man, agreed. It's not a good idea to be giving with her hairdresser. Never mind that haircut and a $200 one. Nor do they care. give (our hairdressers) stereo systems and and Spanish double major from Chester- chintzy with your hairdresser. Because he's hundreds of thousands of shivering Ameri- You roommate might say she can't go to suits from Neiman-Marcus," she said. field. Mo. ■ CHRIS SMITH BHE CHURCH FINALLV AGREES TO CHRIS NEWTON ARTIFICIAL BIRTH CONTROL... Islamic group Decision to print shouldn't get names does not federal dollars involve emotion According to national polls, the Clinton administration Here we go again. and every Tom, Dick and Harry, crime is the most preva- Since we first published that the Reed Hall Flasher, who hap- lent problem in America. Everyone is coming up with pened to be a Baptist minister, was caught, there has been an article solutions, but their ideas are about as useful as a salt lick in The Dallas Morning News and a column in the Fort Worth Star- in the desert. Telegram regarding the Nude Man. One group has proven to many they can cut back the Bud Kennedy's recent column in the Star-Telegram quoted one scourge of crime. The Nation of Islam (N'OI) has set up •z^V- PtyZW&h UfAH'HJg- €*3^nE*t7f?£^ of my Stiff columns on the subject and praised our editorial staff for security programs in inner city housing complexes, and being "compassionate" in not printing the minister's name. they seem to be working. The Morning News decided to print his name and inform his Starting in 1988, NOI security programs began suc- church what he'd done, prompting his resignation from the church. cessfully reducing crime in many major cities. Before the ■ EDITORIAL Since then, the Stiffhas printed the name of the Flasher, upon his NOI took over security at the Flag House housing project admission of his actions to the Morning in Baltimore. Md., the complex News and his signing a statement admit- was riddled with crime. Drugs ting to be the Flasher. were sold openly in the hall- I hope I'm not destroying my chances ways, and tenants were greeted CRITICISM of working for the Star-Telegram — it's a Mff ■ regularly with semiautomatic very fine publication. But in this instance. mil weapons. Mr. Kennedy was seriously mistaken 1 t ] When the NOI was installed, about our motives in not printing the min- serious crimes dropped 43 per- Star-Telegram food critic out of line ister's name in the first story. k"A^l cent, according to a recent U.S. Let's set the record straight. I i News A World Report article. Beverly Bundy, a food critic for the She insinuates that the culture our When we originally decided not to In a similar complex in Wash- Fort Worth Star-Telegram, took a foreign students and instructors bring print the name of the Flasher, there was ington D.C.. major crimes no compassion, mercy or any other soft- 1 s* dipped a third within three cheap shot at TCU in last Friday's with them to TCU is inferior to that of hearted emotions involved. months of NOI occupation. The "Star Time" entertainment section. UTA — or at least not strong enough We operate on what we perceive to be fair, just and most of all, triumph of these programs has turned NOI security into a Bundy began her review of a new to encourage diverse foreign restau- legal. multimillion dollar business. Last year, after 1 wrote a story which printed the name of a stu- Even though the guards are unarmed, their mere pres- Indian restaurant in Arlington by rants to open. dent charged with DW1. we received numerous indignant letters ence is enough to deter illegal activities. People in the implicitly praising the University of That's quite an assumption. Nor- charging us with being merciless and cruel. projects admire the NOI for their anti-drug, pro-educa- Texas at Arlington. mally, one would expect a writer to Like Bud Kennedy, the writers of those letters were also mis- tion message. have some kind of expertise in cul- taken. We were being no more cruel in this situation than we were Other housing projects across the nation have "The bonus of having a college in compassionate when we withheld the name of the Flasher. demanded NOI protection for their complexes. People your community," she writes, "is that tural trends and issues to make such a When someone commits a crime in America, it is a crime against are so tired of crime that they see right past the contro- it draws foreign students and instruc- claim. the people, and the people have a right to know who is crossing the versial nature of the Nation of Islam. But this situation is We don't recall Bundy having done bounds of public law. a lot like a double-edged sword. tors and, if you're lucky, their cui- We don't deem ourselves worthy of making moral judgements The funding for the NOI program is being provided in sine." any meaningful, in-depth research on on which criminals deserve to have their names published. There- part by subsidies from the U.S. government. The contro- Then, out of the blue, with no logic TCU's international student and fore, whenever someone is charged, we usually print all their versy lies with NOI leader Louis Farrakhan, who has to support her argument, Bundy instructor population. To our knowl- names. A criminal charge means the district attorney's office openly made racist comments about whites and Jews. makes the following assertion: edge, she's never written anything believes it can get a conviction, so when members the office go Farrakhan's subordinates often espouse similar after somebody, they usually mean it. beliefs. In one of the Baltimore offices, the paychecks for "Don't ask what the deal is with proving that Fort Worth has a lack of Of course, every situation is different, but as a rule we only w ith- NOI security guards were late. The NOI manager had an Texas Christian University. Fort foreign restaurants because of TCU. hold the names of those who are not charged with a crime. At interesting explanation for the delay. Worth hasn't been as lucky. 1 frankly Usually, Bundy writes about first, Mr. Holt had not been charged with the crime, so we did noi "Somebody tapped into the computer system, and it think the City Council should look recipes in the Wednesday "Life" sec- print his name. After he signed an admission of guilt we, and the was the Jews," the manager said. "The Jews put a virus Morning News, were legally able to reveal his identity. in our computer." Anti-white, anti-Catholic and anti- into the matter." tion of the Star-Telegram, which While I tend to question the Morning News ' ethics regarding its Semitic remarks made by Farrakhan have sparked Are restaurant reviewers supposed doesn't quite make her the sociologi- decision to contact the minister's church before they contacted him. heated opposition from various organizations. to offer deep intellectual analysis of cal genius capable of spotting impor- they did have the right to print his name. But the main problem lies with activities NOI security Some would argue that the Morning News story was sensational. forces are engaging in on the job. cultural issues that have no bearing on tant trends she seems to think she is. I wouldn't completely disagree. But the story was not libelous. and While they're guarding housing projects, NOI security the food they eat? Normally, they're Certainly, TCU doesn't have the neither was ours. forces arc actively recruiting for the NOI, according to supposed to eat at a restaurant and most diverse student population pos- Mr. Kennedy, as much as I enjoy your column, if you were to U.S. News. Recruitment while guarding projects is offi- review the food. sible. But we don't deserve the blame come to our campus, stand in the second story of Reed Hall, flash cially against NOI policy. But interviewed guards state women, and were caught and charged with the crime, we'd print that this rule is never adhered to, and that the managers Bundy's comments regarding TCU for something we have nothing to do your name too. So don't get any ideas. actually encourage recruitment. The blatantly racist NOI don't have anything to do with the with. newspaper, The Final Call, is also reportedly being food at the restaurant. TCU has an international student Chris Newton is a junior news-editorial and political science handed out to residents on regular basis. double major and Skiff assistant managing editor. Should the government use public tax dollars to sup- Her blanket assertion is completely population of approximately 300 stu- port an organization which has racist ties and actively irrelevant to the review. Bundy uses dents from 65 nations. The notion that recruits members when it should be concentrating totally her introduction praising UTA as a TCU is somehow at a cultural disad- on providing security? convenient excuse to lead into the vantage because we don't have The public would have a massive fit if the government second paragraph pummeling TCU. enough Indian restaurants in Fort TCU DAILY SKIFF subsidized the Klu Klux Klan in any endeavor. Imagine a AN ALL-AMERICAN NEWSPAPER KJCK lumber company, subsidized in part by the U.S. But more importantly, Bundy Worth is ludicrous. government. Even if the K.K.K used the lumber to build makes two illogical and ridiculous The next time Bundy want.' to JOHNJ.LUMPKIN houses for the homeless and only took a little bit to use assertions. blame TCU for some supposed cul- EDITOR as crosses to burn on somebody's lawn, the public outcry RICK WATERS CHRIS NEWTON would be deafening. First, she argues that Fort Worth tural deficiency suffered by Fort ANAGINC EDITOR ASST. MANAGING EDITOR It is sad that America must turn to a group whose lead- doesn't have a diverse array of for- Worth, she needs to back up her blan- BECKY COFFMAN ers so adamantly preach hate in order to prevent the eign restaurants. And second, she ket assertions with something most ADVERTISING MANAGER scourge of crime. Should we sacrifice the concept of implies that TCU is somehow to journalists find useful: facts. CHRISTINA BARNES TASHA ZEMKE equality to protect ourselves? Or should we give up our NEWS EDITOR CAMPUS EDITOR safety to stop discrimination? blame. Otherwise, she needs to leave the TINA FITZGERALD DAVID JIMENEZ MICHAEL ROWETT For the people in high crime areas, the choice seems By implication, Bundy also asserts biting social commentary to the ART DIRECTOR SPORTS EDITOR OPINION EDITOR painfully obvious. But it seems that we are trying to that TCU doesn't draw many foreign experts, and stick to compiling clean up a foul smelling stain by covering it with crap. PAUL LAROCQUE ANANTHA BABBILI students or instructors — or at least "Jalepeno Jelly" and "Congealed Jell- STUDENT PUBLICATIONS DIRECTOR JOURNALISM DEPT. CHAIRMAN Chris Smith is a freshman mathematics major from not enough to matter. O Tuna Salad" recipes. DEBRA WHITECOTTON JAYNE AKERS Burleson, Texas. PRODUCTION SUPERVISOR BUSINESS MANAGER SPORTS PAGE 8 TCU DAILY SKIFF WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 14,1994 Matthews, Oilers look to contain Buffalo's defensive attatck BY MICHAEL LUTZ Sunday. Coach Jack Pardee is pon- Starter Cody Carlson is recovering have to make sacrifices for the team.'' time for comfort in the Oilers' back- move. He's been doing it his entire ASSOCIATED PRESS dering moving his All-Pro center to from a second degree shoulder sepa- Matthews said. "There can be only so field. career since the Oilers made him their left tackle, a crucial position made ration received in the season opener. many guys in charge so you put your The Oilers considered the move No.l pick in 1983. HOUSTON - Bruce Matthews more critical by the Oilers quarter- Bucky Richardson played well as trust in the coaches and give your best before playing the Cowboys but Matthews has started all live posi- ha.s alwav s been the "Mr. Fixit" of the back situation his backup in Sunday's 20-17 loss to effort." stuck with Hopkins. tions on the offensive line and has Houston Oilers offensive line and it "Ihat's one thing we're probably the Dallas Cowboys but his scram- Brad Hopkins, the Oilers' No. I "Brad played pretty well and he been one of the team's most durable may be time for his versatility to save lider," Pardee said. "We bling ability kept him from being pick last season, started the first two fought hard but he made some mis- performers. He's started 103 consec- the day again have to shore up the offensive line roughed up too much by the severe games at left tackle for the Oilers lakes." I'ardee said. "We got beat up utive games dating back to 1987. the With BniCC Smith and the Buffalo and keep the quarterback from gel- Dallas rush. with mixed results. Dallas defensive ,i little on the pass rush." longest current streak on the team. Hills coining to the Astrodome on ting hit so much." "I'd rather play center but we all end Charles Haley spent too much Matthews is the logical player to The game is scheduled for noon. Horn/fnmt page 5 1)1 have produced offensively with the emergence ol freshman quarter- back Jcft W atson and the I oogborai (2-0) continue to get stronger each week. It the frogs were to lose both of those games, a 1-4 record would nearly seal 1(1 s fate and another season would slip away. P.R.'SOF II 1(1 drops its next three games to become 1-4. the frogs have a difficult road schedule to fin- FORT WORTH, INC. ish the season I he frogs play three of its final five games on the road, including v isitmg the Texas A&M Aggies in College Station In its final home game. ICC will play the perennially tough Texas Tech Red Introduces Kaiders Even if the frogs triumph against every [earn with the exception of AAM, and that's a big if. it will Giving you own a 6-3 record That may not be enough to impress bowl games more in '94! \ I he 6-3 record assumes thai 1 CI wins in November, something thai has rarely happened in recent Ins- lory II I ( 1 doet not make a bowl game, n is hack lo square one I he x ( omimticc ol Kill will have to * \ \ Ipend more tine and money Irving to increase fan support Skepticism will run even more rampant across the campus and the city alter such high hopes are dashed once again '.', II "4 Ofcoune, thii scenario. plctclv avoidable. All the frogs ; have to do is win With a win over >7/.i '>'ii Kansas on Saturday, playing in a bow] game becomes much more of an attainable goal With a loss, the program's growth is stunted tor the time being k.ins.is represents another shot tor the frogs to prove that TCU can compete vv ith lop 23 teams. If TCL' k.v\Vki football is ever going to grow, this House Night weekend is the next step. Starring 750 Beer & $1 Drinks Mr** Lions/from page 5 because the defense wasn't good 18 & Up Welcome! enough.'' Swit/er said. "But he would scare you." Swii/er said Oklahoma State got Sanders locked up before he knew about him. Nobody had a chance to get him," Sw n/er said "(iklahoma State got a film ol Harrv out ol a Wichita WITH THIS high school from the coach. I think LADIES they destroyed the film after they saw what a great player he was NIGHT AD YOUR Nobody saw him." Sanders, who gained only lb 21 AND UP yards last week in a 10-3 loss to Min- nesota, needs 75 yards against Dallas FREE COVER FIRST to reach 7,(KK) career rushing yards. It will be the fourth time Sanders LOOK has faced the Cowboys. He has rushed for 232 yards on 51 carries in DRINK IS OUT FOR previous game. His longest run was 47 yards and he scored one touch- "P.B. MAX II" down The Cowboys will face a run-and- CONTEST COMING SOON shoot team for the second consecu- tive week. Dallas nipped Houston 20-17 on Sunday, surviving I scare VA from scrambling quarterback Bucky Richardson Sw iuer said he would rather face Detroit quarterback Scott Mitchell than Richardson "Mitchell is a big strong guy but he can't run like Bucky," Switzer said. "He's not a threat to scramble- zr ,A like Bucky did It's a great dimen- sion to have in a quarterback." WEEKEND 2411N. MAIN AT Richardson burned the Dallas defense with seven scrambles for 37 yards. "We were worried about Bucky HAPPY HOUR THE STOCKYARDS even on fourth and nine," Switzer said "Mitchell has a strong arm with 6-11PM great velocity." 624-1477 SouNd OFF! ALL DRINKS $1 CAII THF SkiFF V " ArjyriMr TCU does not encourage the consumption of alcohol. II you do consume alcohol AT you should do so responsibly, and you should never drive after drinking. 92 1-7685