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the independent newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary's RA hospitalized in South Padre By MARK MCLAUGHLIN driver of the vehicle that struck News Editor McNeil. “We have very little to go on,” said Sergeant John A hit-and-run accident at Stetar of the South Padre Is­ South Padre Island left a Notre land police department. “He Dame student seriously in­ was struck by a small white jured last Thursday. pickup truck,” Stetar added. Tom McNeil, a resident as­ Police in the South Texas sistant in Planner Hall, was re­ region and the local area have ported in good condition Mon­ been sent a description of the day at Valley Regional Medical vehicle, according to Stetar. Center, near Brownsville, “There’s a lot of cars that an­ Texas. McNeil had recently swer that description, though,” been moved out of an intensive he said. “The way the car hit, care unit. there’s probably not much “Luckily for him, the injuries damage to the car.” were much less severe than Several Notre Dame stu­ they could have been,” said dents saw the pickup hit McNeil’s mother, who had been McNeil, according to Stetar, staying with McNeil at the but none were able to describe hospital, Monday. “He’s doing the driver. pretty good.” McNeil was struck uncon­ McNeil sustained a severe scious in the accident, but concussion, whiplash and con­ came to in the ambulance that tusions over much of his body. took him to Valley Regional, According to Mrs. McNeil, his Stetar said. eyes were swollen shut, and his Brother Michael Smith, rec­ Spring into action 17,9 0bserver/Brian Maslforehead “was scraped up tor of Planner Hall, said he pretty bad.” found out about the incident The familiar campus rites of spring are evident when lighted by annual events such as Bookstore Basket- There appears to be little winter weather disappears. On South Quad several ball and the Beaux Arts Ball, hope of apprehending the see PADRE, page 3 students prepare for the spring sporting season, high- Student visit to South Africa delayed over visa denial By ROBYN SIMMONS scheduled departure date on spent time with Archbishop conclusions about the current consulate) said I would have no News Staff M arch 12. Tutu,” said Schadek. “ (Tutu’s situation.” problem, and I would receive “It’s been about one year assistants) were making ar­ Schadek feels that his politi­ approval before my departure, Current tensions in South that my preparations and plans rangements for me to stay, cal interest may be the source and then Archbishop Tutu was Africa have delayed the visa have been going on, and I’ve most likely in the bishop’s of his difficulties. “Everyone arrested, and suddenly the gov­ approval of one Notre Dame got sponsors here at Notre court,” he said. that I have spoken with who has ernment became unrespon­ student attempting to visit that Dame,” said Schadek, whose “This is my own initiative. I gone as a traveler had no prob­ sive,” Schadek said. nation on a trip sponsored in trip sponsors include the Notre want to see the apartheid sys­ lem whatsoever.” “On my visa application, I part by the University admin­ Dame administration, Grace tem in action,” said Schadek. Shortly before Schadek’s had to specify what I would be istration. Hall, Campus Ministry, stu­ “I think Archbishop Tutu is one scheduled trip, Tutu was ar­ doing and who I would be in Mike Schadek, a sophomore dent government and the of the ideal individuals to speak rested for staging an anti­ contact with,” Schadek said. government major, planned a Mansfield Soroptimist Club in with,” he said. apartheid rally, which was “In the past week, every time two week trip to South Africa Schadek’s hometown in Ohio. “I want to go and find out banned by the government. I would speak with them, (a in March. Schadek applied for Schadek was planning on more about apartheid in the Tutu was detained for several representative of the consul­ his visa in early February at meeting Nobel Peace Prize hopes that I will be a more ef­ hours and released. ate) was almost curt with me.” the South African consulate in winner Archbishop Desmond fective spokesman here.” he After Tutu’s arrest, obtain­ The visa was referred to Chicago. Schadek was told his Tutu, an anti-apartheid ac­ said. “I want to draw my own ing a visa became increasingly visa would be ready before his tivist. “I would have actually difficult for Schadek. “(The see TUTU, page 6 Sandinista government proposes Co-valedictorians chosen extended cease-fire with Contras for ’88 graduating class ster Victory Hugo Tinoco told Associated Press move into cease-fire zones still By PATRICK point average through seven reporters there are 3,300 to be determined. O’CONNOR semesters of study at Notre SAPOA, Nicaragua - The prisoners the government con­ It said the government Staff Reporter Dame. Chapski, a senior E n­ Sandinista government and siders eligible for release un­ should grant “total and uncon­ glish major from Elgin, 111., Contra rebels announced der the program. ditional amnesty” as soon as One thousandth of a grade held a 3.985 at the end of proposals Tuesday for an ex­ the truce takes effect, allowing point separates co­ seven semesters. tended cease-fire that would in­ anyone who left Nicaragua for valedictorians Gilberto Each student earned A s clude amnesty and steps political reasons to “rejoin the Marxuach and Michael in all courses but one, said toward a lasting peace. political, economic and social Chapski, but both will be Jones. Both Chapski and The leftist governm ent’s pro­ process without any condi­ honored as valedictorians of Marxuach received an 4- posal, outlined in a statement tions.” the Notre Dame Class of in the sam e course, she said. to journalists on the second day The rebels also want to join 1988. However, Marxuach took of peace talks at this post on a national dialogue between the For the first time in more seven more credit hours the Costa Rican border, calls Sandinistas and their internal than 10 years, Notre Dame than Chapski and thus has for a 30-day truce with the political opponents while the will have co-valedictorians, the higher GPA, said Jones. rebels intended for them to lay cease-fire lasts. The govern­ said Sister John Miriam “In order that equity down their arms and “rejoin ment also would allow rebel Jones, associate provost. would be served," said Nicaraguan society.” leaders to participate in na­ Marxuach, a senior Pro­ Jones, they were both named Daniel Ortega It also provides for the tional reconciliation talks. gram of Liberal Studies valedictorian. release of a political prisoner The Contra proposal calls for Both proposals call for inter­ major from Puerto Rico, for each rebel accepting am­ a 45-day truce starting on April national monitoring of the maintained a 3.986 grade see CLASS, page 6 nesty. Deputy Foreign Mini­ 1, in which rebel fighters would ceasefire. page 2 The Observer Wednesday, March 23, 1988 Of Interest The Observer: It's

Art Buchwald tickets for his lecture titled “While the Gipper Slept” are available today in The Cellar in the everyone's newspaper LaFortune Student Center or in the American Studies of­ fice on the third floor of O’Shaughnessy Hall. The lecture A lot of my friends and classmates ask me is scheduled for today at 8 p.m. in Washington Hall. -The questions like these about The Observer: Chris Observer “So, you work for The Observer. What do you do?” Donnelly The Concert Band presents its annual spring concert “I’ve always wanted to get involved. What tonight at 7:30 in the Joyce ACC. -The Observer could I do?” Managing Editor The latter is not an easy question to answer. A ceremony dedicating the collected columns and As a business that is open 20 hours a day and memorabilia of the late Red Smith will take place today employs more than 200 students, The Observer at 4 p.m. in the Rare Book Room of the Hesburgh Library. is more than just a bunch of people who like to Following the presentation of a television profile of Red write. The Observer offers something for every­ Smith, remarks will be made by Robert Miller, director one. of Notre Dame’s university libraries, and by Red Smith’s The following is a day in the life of The Ob­ son, Terrence Smith, a 1960 Notre Dame alumnus and server. It will help some decide where they White House correspondent for CBS News. -The Observer would fit in best, and it will give others a general idea of exactly what goes on behind the scenes. 8 a.m .: The Observer offices open for the day. The Bridge Club will meet tonight from 11 to midnight During the morning and afternoon, the business in the basement of Alumni Hall. 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Late-breaking stories, stories). equipment problems, a lot of copy to edit, etc. Toastma ster Swillmeettonightat7:30in233Hayes-Healy 4 p.m.: The Viewpoint copy editor arrives to can all contribute to a later completion time. Center. Director of Career and Placement Services Kitty copy-edit the Viewpoint columns and letters. A 16 page paper will be finished around two in Arnold will be the guest speaker. -The Observer The Accent copy editor begins the Accent page. the morning. 5 p.m .: The assistant Viewpoint editor begins Colonel Povilus will speak in the Hesburgh Library the production of the Viewpoint section. Head­ 5 a.m .: This is when the paper is picked up auditorium today at 4:30 p.m. -The Observer lines are written, copy is chosen and the pages to be printed. In other words, this is our absolute are designed. deadline. The actual printing is the only part A jum p rope-a-thon to raise funds for the American 6 p.m.: The Viewpoint layout person arrives of the process students do not take part in. H eart Association will be held on Sunday at 1:30 p.m. in to lay out the Viewpoint section. The afternoon All the editors stay until their sections are Stepan Center. Dorm representatives will be collecting typesetter arrives to typeset the copy that has completed. Because this can make for some donations this week, and donations will also be accepted been copy edited thus far. The assistant news pretty late nights, there is a different staff every at Stepan on Sunday. The event is sponsored by student editor, sports copy editor and news copy editor night. There are some, however, who spend government. For more information contact Steffanie Kel­ arrive and begin to copy-edit and design their every day working on the paper. 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No casualties will stay on to complete the were reported. maneuvers, a U.S. military Honduran Foreign Minister spokesman said Tuesday, al­ Carlos Lopez Contreras said in though Honduras says its bor­ an interview Tuesday that the der crisis with Nicaragua is border tension “has virtually over. disappeared” after both the “Right now the plans are to Sandinistas and the Contras make it a 10-to-14-day exercise. suspended hostilities and We have not received any began truce talks. directive as to when to begin The three days of negotia­ redeployment,” said U.S. tions began Monday in the spokesman Maj. Gary Hovat- small southern Nicaraguan ter in a telephone interview. town of Sapoa, near the Costa He said exercises were Rican border. The talks aim taking place Tuesday at four mainly at reaching a cease-fire sites. so that both sides can strike a permanent peace accord in President Reagan ordered their 7 year-old war. 3,200 American troops to Hon­ The dispatch of the U.S. duras last week at the request troops bolstered the American of President Jose Azcona Hoyo, military presence in Honduras who had accused Sandinista to about 6,000 servicemen. The soldiers from neighboring Reagan administration billed it Nicaragua of penetrating Hon­ as both a show of support for Low key The Observer / Brian Mast duran territory in pursuit of Azcona and a warning to the U.S.-supported Contra rebels. Sandinistas against further ac­ Glee Club members resume practice after their trip per James Robertson awaits his cue at a rehearsal, President Daniel Ortega of tions in the border region. to the East Coast over Spring Break. Freshman mem- Attcbbishop ROMERO HPC reviews first constitutional Lectutte sem es outline of its powers and duties MARTYRS, HEROES and THE CONTEMPORARY CHURCH: be held from April 11 to 14 in tions were being accepted for Latin America and The United States By JIM LANG News Staff the Stepan Center. the council’s Rector of the Year X McCarthy said invitations Award. Rectors are nominated Copies of the new constitu­ had been extended to all by their hall president, and a tion of the undergraduate stu­ presidential candidates, and six person committee from the dent body proposed by the Stu­ that the possibility of personal council then chooses from the dent Senate were distributed appearances from democratic nominees. Bishop Luciano M endes de Almeida for review at Tuesday night’s candidates Mike Dukakis and Daley said the committee President, Brazilian Conference / Hall Presidents’ Council Jesse Jackson was “very will be looking for “activities of Catholic Bishops / meeting. good.” in the hall, University and com­ HPC Co-Chairman Tim Sal­ Pangborn President Liam munity, plus whatever excep­ / mon said there were no sub­ Canny announced that the tional traits the rector might stantial revisions from last Pangborn Cup scramble golf have.” year’s constitution, except the tournament will be held Satur­ Alumni Hall President Mike powers and duties of the HPC day, March 26, starting at 8 Napier spoke to the council con­ are included for the first time a.m . cerning Domestock ’88, an this year. All dorm s will be perm itted event sponsored by Alumni Overall, though, Salmon said to enter one four person team Hall, in conjunction with An the constitution basically con­ to compete for the Pangborn Tostal. Five bands will be se­ sisted of “cosmetic changes ap­ Cup. The first-place trophy will lected by a panel of judges to rV- .JSN- proved by the senate, and no be housed in the winning dorm play at the event, held from 5 Reception 7:15 p.m. Lecture 8:00 p.m. revisions affect the Hall Presi­ each year. to 9 p.m. on Friday, April 22. Thursday March 24th dents’ Council. I see no prob­ Other prizes include car­ Bands interested in par­ CENTER for CONTINUING EDUCATION lems with it passing.” digan sweaters bearing the ticipating are encouraged to spon-wcd by I he In other business, Brian tournament logo and gift cer­ contact Steve Burke or Paul mSTITUTE h-0A PASTORAL £ SOCIAL miAISTAV McCarthy, press secretary for tificates to local restaurants. Czarnecki as soon as possible. and the SHAHCCn BISHOPS' Leadcaship C. iv tA e n c e the Mock Convention, told the HPC Co-Chairman Bob “The Best Man,” a play spon­ council that the convention will Daley announced that nomina­ sored by Cavanaugh Hall to benefit the Andy Sowder Schol­ arship Fund, will run Thursday, Friday and Satur­ CAMP WINADU for Boys day at 7:30 p.m. in the Hes­ burgh Library auditorium, ac­ Glen Lane, Mamaroneck, NY 10543 cording to Cavanaugh (914) 381 -5983 President Chris Lee. Admission to the play is free, Now staffing for the 1988 summer season. Positions are available for summer but donations to the fund will counselors who love children and have strong skills and ability to teach 1 or be accepted after the perfor­ mance, Lee said. more of the following activities: Archery Lacrosse Swimming Arts & Crafts Photography Tennis Padre Baseball Piano Track continued from page 1 Basketball Pioneering Volleyball when he arrived on campus Bicycling Rocketry Water skiing Sunday night. He also said that Computer Science a m ass would be held in the hall Ropes course Weight training for McNeil. Dramatics Sailing Wind surfing Mrs. McNeil said her family Field Soccer Wood working was hoping to bring Tom home General Counselors Support staff today. “A few weeks’ rest, and Yearbook he should be OK,” she said. Guitar McNeil was the first college Hockey student of the year involved in a major accident on South High Salaiy, Room, Board, Laundry, and Travel Allowances Padre Island, Stetar said. He Full 8 week season. Drop by for an interview tomorrow also said that, while several students have usually been at Room 108 LaFortune between 9 a.m. & 5p.m. seriously injured in break- related accidents by late March, “this year has been a pretty low year for accidents” of that nature. page 4 The Observer Wednesday, March 23, 1988 Girl taken for a wild flight after plane snags her kite Associated Press mother said, recalling their ad­ vice on proper kite-flying tech­ MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. - nique. Little DeAndra Anrig was DeAndra said she was doing flying her kite when it suddenly just that, until she saw what started to fly her, her parents was looming in front of her. “I say. It was just a short hop, but thought that I was gonna hit a one the 8-year-old isn’t likely to tree,” she said. forget. A twin-engine plane caught Asked what she thought the 200-pound nylon test line of about during her brief flight, DeAndra’s kite and carried her DeAndra said, “I wasn’t think­ about 100 feet - over her dad­ ing anything but how scared I dy’s head and almost into a w as.” tree, she said Tuesday. Mountain View Fire Marshal She let go, but said she was Frank Moe said the child was still sore after two days’ rest. dragged for about 100 feet The plane, meanwhile, is before letting go. Moe did not grounded because of damage see the incident, but quoted apparently caused by getting from a report filed by inves­ tangled in the kite string. tigating officers. The girl spent a couple of DeAndra and her parents, days at home following Sunday who live in the East Bay com­ afternoon’s mishap, resting on munity of Dublin, were picnick­ an air mattress and sur­ ing with friends at the rounded by soothing ice packs Shoreline Park about 30 miles and two of her favorite stuffed south of San Francisco and animals. Neighbors delivered about two miles from the Palo cupcakes to cheer her up. Alto Airport Sunday and taking turns flying a glider-type kite Lenore Deaville, a pilot, was with a 12-foot wingspan. at the airport watching a friend While it was DeAndra’s turn, make her first solo flight. She a plane descending for the air­ said the pilot of the twin-engine port snagged the line, her par­ Rockwell Turbo Commander, ents said. Jake Uranga of Reno, told her The Observer / Brian Mast that “he was at 800 feet doing The walk of life “She said it was just a big about 140 knots (160 mph) when Sophomore Brian O’Fallon strolls past construction tion is part of a large grant to provide the University jerk that lifted her into the this thing came at him.” on an addition to Nieuwland Science Hall. The addi- with a state-of-the-art research facility. air,” said DeAndra’s mother, Debby. “It carried her right over my husband’s head. All he saw was a shadow going over **ALL NOTRE DAME CLUBS & ORGANIZATIONS his head. I’m just thankful she let go.” “We always said, ‘Hold on Registration materials are now available for you to: tight. Don’t let go, honey,”’ the

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Dr. Pellegrino is currently Director of the Kennedy Institute of Ethics at Georgetown University. He was formerly President of the Catholic University of America and President and Chairman at of the Board of Directors of the Yale- New Haven Medical Center. He is one of the most ADWORKS influential contributors to recent discussions of medical ethics. Among his many writings are 301 LaFortune Humanism and the Physician (University of Tennessee Press, 1979), A Philosophical Basis of Medical Practice (Oxford University Press, 1981), and For the Patient’s Good (Oxford University ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Press, 1988). Wednesday, March 23, 1988 The Observer______page 5 Noriega offers to talk, people continue strike Associated Press month wages last week, and the $33 million end of the month payroll for the 130,000 public PANAMA CITY, Panama - employees probably won’t be Gen. Manuel Antonio met. Pension checks due Wed­ Noriega’s opponents scorned nesday have been delayed, at what they called a cynical offer least until March 28. to negotiate his resignation and kept Panama shut down Tues­ Hunger is spreading among day with a general strike in­ workers as well as the poor, un­ tended to force him out. employed and elderly. Many washerwomen, cleaning wo­ An estim ated 90 percent of of­ men, maids and cooks have lost fices and industries were shut their jobs because there is no by the strike, which appeared money with which to pay them. to be gaining support on its second day. Most shops and Manuel Solis Palma, the ci­ stores were closed, public vilian Noriega chose to run the transportation was halted and government, said on television many government employees Monday night the general did not go to work. would resign in exchange for “a national dialogue ” to recon­ Panama is out of cash be­ cile differences with opponents cause of pressure from the of the regime. He prefaced the United States to force the offer with a diatribe against the ouster of Noriega, who is the United States. real power in Panam a as com­ The implication was that mander of its 15,000 soldiers Noriega, under federal court and police. The U.S. dollar is indictment in Florida on nar­ the national currency, and the cotics and money laundering supply has been cut off. charges, would stay in Panam a Most government workers and might retain power behind were paid only $75 of their mid­ the scenes.

The Observer / Brian Mast s t ic k em up APPY BELATED BIRTHDAY Junior Dan Izzo cradles his catch during a game of the varsity lacrosse team will host its first home game lacrosse on North Quad. In the inner-collegiate level, on Saturday. KATHLEEN McTIGUEl! Shamir OUR RENAISSANCE Summer opposes WOMAN IS 21!! U.S. plan STORAGE of peace LOVE, ALLISON, DEBBIE, RESERVATION Associated Press DEEANN, AND RATTIYA JERUSALEM - Thousands of Israelis mobbed Prime Min­ CALL NOW I 683-1959 ister Yitzhak Shamir Tuesday as he returned from a U.S. visit and cheered him for his firm • VERY CLOSE TO CAMPUS opposition to an American Sophomores, peace plan. •APPROX 21/2 MILES NORTH US 31-33 The army said troops shot and killed a Palestinian man in Juniors, •GATES OPEN ALL DAY SUNDAY a clash Monday night, bringing the Arab death toll to 107 in 15 & Master Mini Warehouses weeks of protests in the occu­ P.O. BOX 100 NILES, MICHIGAN 49120 pied territories, according to “BEST LITTLE STORE HOUSE IN MICH1ANA" U.N. figures. The Israeli army Seniors has suffered one fatality. At least three more protesters were wounded in in Engineering, Physics, clashes, and a Palestinian who Chemistry and Math. allegedly collaborated with Is­ raeli authorities was shot and killed by fellow Arabs, Pales­ tinian reports said.

Returning from a week-long Earn Over $1200A Month visit that included talks with President Reagan and Secre­ While Still In School! tary of State George P. Shultz, Shamir said U.S. officials had It’s part of the Navy’s Nuclear Propulsion Officer Candidate Pro­ set no deadlines for Israel to gram. And the money you can earnwhilestill in school is just the accept the plan. “No one demanded anything beginning! from us,” he told reporters at After graduation, you will receive graduate level training valued Tel Aviv’s Ben Gurion airport. at $30,000 and begin work as a technical manager with im­ “It all depends on us.” mediate authority and responsibility. This is the only program of Shamir also hinted Shultz its kind in the world. was considering a return to the Middle E ast in another attem pt To qualify you must be between the ages of nineteen and to defuse Israeli-Palestinian twenty-six, he in good health and meet stringent academic University of Notre Dame tensions. requirements. Asher Naim, the information A Navy Engineering Programs Specialist Cone e rt It minister at the Israeli Em­ will be on campus March 25, isaa ______Spring Concert bassy in Washington, said Make an appointment au the Career & Placement Svc. Shultz will travel to the Middle Wednesday March 23, 1988 East in two weeks to continue 7:30 p.m. negotiating for acceptance of For more information call toll-free his regional peace plan. State Joyce Athletic & Convocation Center Department spokesman 1-800 527-8836 University of' Notre Dame Charles Redman said Tuesday Free Admission . Public Invited that Shultz had not yet decided ______Lead the Adventure ______to return. page 6 The Observer Wednesday, March 23, 1988 Security Beat

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1 a.m. A Farley Hall resident reported the 8 p.m. Two Indiana residents were involved theft of a pair of earrings from her room in an argument and minor physical altercation sometime between 3/10 and 3/11. Her loss while waiting in the ice cream line of the is estimated at $600. JACC Concourse. 12:30 p.m. A Morrissey Hall resident 10:45 p.m. Security assisted the Notre reported the theft of cash from the employee Dame Fire Department in responding to a locker room in The Huddle. His loss is $36. false alarm at the Snite Museum. 12:50 p.m. A Lyons Hall resident reported the theft of her purse and contents from her unlocked room at about 12:15 p.m. on 3/11. MARCH 18 Her loss is estimated at $185. 6:48 p.m. A Granger, Indiana resident was issued a citation for traveling 44 m.p.h. in a MARCH 12 posted 25 m.p.h. zone. 5:32 p.m. Notre Dame Security issued a citation to a South Bend resident for traveling 47 m.p.h. in a posted 30 m.p.h. zone on Bulla Rd. MARCH 20 8:35 p.m. A Mishawaka resident was issued a citation by Notre Dame Security for 11:55 a.m. A Keenan Hall resident reported traveling 56 m.p.h. in a posted 35 m.p.h. that someone had hit his car while it was zone on Douglas Rd. parked in the A15 (Infirmary) lot sometime 9:10 p.m. An Elkhart, IN. resident reported between 11 a.m. and 12 noon. Damage is that his car was vandalized while parked in estimated at $1300. the Red Field East Lot. Damage is estimated at $10. MARCH 21 9:20 p.m. An Elkhart, IN resident reported that his car was vandalized while parked in the 8:44 a.m. A University employee reported Cl lot sometime during the day. Damage is the theft of a steel grate from the side of the estimated at $300. LaFortune Student Center sometime between 3/18 and 8:10 a.m. on 3/21. 12:30 p.m. A resident of Breen-Phillips Hall reported the theft of a suitcase, overnight MARCH 13 case and a garment bag from an unlocked storage room sometime during break. 4:35 a.m. While on patrol, a Notre Dame 4:39 p.m. Two R.O.T.C. officers reported AP Photo Security officer reported that three student the theft of $18 cash from their wallets in the cars were vandalized while parked in the D1 Air Force locker room. This occurred Anti-apartheid activist Archbishop Desmond Tutu, right. Story on student's visit on page 1 and below. lot. Damage estimates are unknown. sometime between 12 and 1 p.m. left, chats with fellow Anglican Bishop Keith Sutton, 8:35 p.m. Notre Dame Security responded 4 p.m. A Notre Dame employee reported to a minor traffic accident at the intersection the theft of five basketballs from the JACC of Dorr Rd. and Juniper Rd. No one was sometime between 11:45 p.m. on 3/19 and 4 injured and damage was minimal. p.m. on 3/21. Loss is valued at $350. Africa. “This doesn’t surprise Despite the setback, Schadek me in this current totalitarian still wants to go to South Africa MARCH 16 MARCH 22 Tutu state,” he told Schadek. “now more than ever.” Be­ 3:05 p.m. A University employee reported 2:30 p.m. A Stanford Hall resident reported cause of the delay, he may have continued from page 1 One Notre Dame student who that a vending machine in a maintenance the loss of his N.D. identification card to change the dates on his visa. building was vandalized sometime after 5 between the Huddle and his dorm sometime traveled to South Africa as a p.m. on 3/15. during the evening of 3/21. South Africa’s capital, high school student agreed the “Now I’m making contingent 7:15 p.m. A South Bend resident was issued 3:32 p.m. A South Bend resident reported Pretoria, for approval. “Every plans to go in May,” he said. a citation for traveling 60 m.p.h. in a posted the theft of his license and $8 cash from a purpose of the visit is impor­ 30 m.p.h. zone on Edison Rd. locker in the Rockne Memorial Building. time I talk to (the consulate), tant to the government. “I don’t think there’s too they haven’t heard from “When I went over the first much anyone can do... basi­ P reto ria.” time, my visa was a study cally it’s waiting for P retoria,” Schadek’s mother called the visa,” the student said. “I said Schadek. South African embassy in studied the whole year. That’s COME TO Washington, D C., and the of­ how come I could have the fices of Ohio Sen. Howard Met- visa,” she said. WE'D LIKE TO NEW HAMPSHIRE zenbaum and Rep. Mike Oxley REMIND YOU THAT THE FOR THE SUMMER in an attempt to assist her son “The second time I went on UNCENSORED CONTENT a visitor visa, and I gave the OF THIS NEWSPAPER IS in his efforts. She was told ob­ MADE POSSIBLE BY Camp Counselor Positions Available name of my friend and the ad­ taining a visa would be difficult THE CONSTITUTION OF at Outstanding Sports Camps dress, they gave me the because of the current tensions THE UNITED STATES. Camp Winaukee for Boys and Robindel for Girls and relationship between the visa right away,” she said. “I assumed that they checked out THE CONSTITUTION American and South African T h e words we live by One mile apart on 22 mile lake, near "On Golden Pond" site my friend and saw that she was governments. and the Maine coast. Good salaries and all transportation An assistant of Tutu was not politically active or they El Schadek’s contact in South just assumed so.” paid. 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Catholic Alumni What we do believe is that a perspec­ dent’s address at the Knute Rockne lin seem to have thought that Knute tive needs to be taken which leads in a Stamp Dedication. While Saint Mary’s Rockne was being honored simply be­ Club reception new direction. This new perspective is College or the University of Notre cause he was from the University of one that attempts to see the circum­ Dame is each strong enough to stand Notre Dame. Dear Editor: stances from the point of view of the on its own, for several decades students Since Knute Rockne was admired and Have you noticed the yellow bunnies Nicaraguan people. This new direction from both campuses have chosen to loved by many Americans, his stamp popping up on bulletin boards on calls for empathy and increased under­ participate in and support the Saint dedication ceremony was opened to his campus? standing. It sees that communism is Mary’sNotre Dame community as a closest fans, the people of Notre Dame, The bunnies are an invitation to not our natural enemy, but that the whole. This joint community has a Saint Mary’s and South Bend. Knute single faculty, staff, graduate students enemy is totalitarian regim es of the left great deal to offer to all. Rockne’s daughter graduated from and seniors to become acquainted with and right who trample human dignity I have been involved in student gov­ Saint Mary’s College in 1941. While the Catholic Alumni Club. CAC is, I and cause great suffering. ernment for four years, giving me the coaching at Notre Dame, Rockne’s believe, the largest national organiza­ Pax Christ! believes in human prog­ opportunity to extend as well as receive family lived in the South Bend commu­ tion for single Catholics. CAC is a mem­ ress that is linked to global cooperation support from the University of Notre nity. It was unfortunate that more bership club without a political agenda. and the faithful pursuit of peaceful so­ Dame. The efforts of working together Americans could not attend. Knute It provides social, athletic, cultural, re­ lutions to conflicts. “The whole human have resulted in many educating and Rockne is part of America’s history, ligious, travel and community service race faces a moment of supreme crisis enjoyable experiences. I hope within not just Notre Dame’s, and he should opportunities for members. in its advance towards maturity,” says the next three years Mr. Coughlin will be accordingly shared. A reception at the University Club is the Second Vatican Council on its treat­ have the same opportunity to reap the The University of Notre Dame should planned for Thursday, March 24. If you ment of warfare. We believe maturity benefits of both campuses. be honored to be associated with such are interested in CAC but cannot attend calls for the president to reverse his My advice to Mr. Coughlin is to open a hero but should also remember that the reception, please drop a note to order by recalling military personnel his eyes and take a look at the state­ he belongs to all America. Knute CAC, P.O. Box 38, Notre Dame, Indiana and aid to the Contras. Pax Christi also ment that appears underneath The Ob­ Rockne is not just the legend of Notre 46556. believes that it is this maturity which server title on the front page of the Dame, but he is also the legend of the Jean Hanrahan urges its members, as well as all the paper every day. It states, “The inde­ American Dream. Thus, limiting the President, Catholic Alumni Club ofmembers of the Notre Dame commu­ pendent newspaper serving Notre crowd to only those people at Notre South Bend nity, to write their representatives in Dame and Saint Mary’s.” Can he now Dame would have been limiting the March 21, 1988 Congress to protest this rash policy. tell me Saint Mary’s students are not American Dream. Bob Dowd associated with the University of Notre Julie Wagner Moreau Seminary Dame? Holy Cross Hall Group demands Pax Christi-Notre Dame Eileen Hetterich March 19, 1988 March 22, 1988 Student Body President, Saint Mary’s troop recall College LeMans Hall Donators thanked Dear Editor: ND community March 21, 1988 Pax Christi-Notre Dame deplores the for generosity Reagan administration’s unilateral includes SMC Dear Editor: decision to deploy United States mili­ Dear Editor: Rockne more than One month ago you were kind enough tary personnel into Honduras. We sin­ I am writing in response to John to publish my request for assistance to cerely doubt that peaceful solutions to Coughlin’s letter in the March 10 issue. an ND hero the parents of Richie Teders, the 13- the Nicaraguan civil w ar are being ade­ I would like to address his statement, Dear Editor: year-old boy who died of AIDS on Jan. quately pursued by the United States. “groups not associated with the Uni­ In response to the past letters of 8. The response from the Notre Dame We are not so naive as to believe that versity, namely Saint Mary’s College Kathryn Pirrotta and John Coughlin, I and Saint Mary’s community has been the issues involved are simple. Though students. ..” He is sadly mistaken if he feel that these letters were very selfish. overwhelming. Pax Christ! strongly objects to thinks Saint Mary’s College is not as­ Both letters were in response to being I had originally hoped to raise a few Nicaraguan troops crossing the Hon­ sociated with the University of Notre turned away from the Knute Rockne hundred dollars for the Teders family, duran border in pursuit of Contra Dame. ceremony. I am sorry that both of them and the fund to date has $1,800 in it. forces, we do not consider this tempo­ Students are eligible to enroll in were unable to attend, but Miss Pir­ The Saint Mary’s students have been rary intrusion into Honduras a jus­ classes on both campuses. A large num ­ rotta and Mr. Coughlin seem to have particulary generous in their response tification for escalating United States ber of joint (Saint Mary’s and Notre missed the whole point of why Knute to this cause. Student government, in­ involvement in the Nicaraguan civil Dame) academic, social, spiritual and Rockne was chosen to be on a com­ dividual classes and dorms all donated war. The deployment of U.S. troops is athletic clubs share funds and facilities. memorative stamp. generously after actively soliciting con­ an act which will inevitably cause the Where would the Keenan Revue, Knute Rockne was chosen to be on a tributions, and The Special Collection Nicaraguan people increased suffer­ G raham Chapman, and several An Tos- United States commemorative stamp Fund of Campus Ministry also ing. The Reagan administration refers tal events be without the support of the because he was an American hero, not responded to my request with a sizeable to its action as one that sends a m essage Saint Mary’s community (not to men­ just a hero of Notre Dame. The name check. to the Sandinista government. We tion our facilities)? of Knute Rockne is known beyond the For my caring, for your giving, for agree, there is a message being sent. We as Saint Mary’s students do not limits of the University of Notre Dame. your incredible generosity, let me The message is that the United States consider ourselves to be Notre Dame In order to have the honor of being simply say “thank you.” is willing to support (as it has) as well students. We look upon it as a privilege placed on such a stamp, one must affect Nicholas J. Meyerhofer as directly engage in war before peace­ to be able to purchase student football the entire country. The University of Associate Professor ful solutions have been exhausted. To and basketball tickets as well as to Notre Dame is just a small part of this Modern Languages this, we strongly object. receive student tickets to the presi­ "r'ijntry. Miss Pirrotta and Mr. Cough Saint Mary’s College

Doonesbury Garry Trudeau O UR. HERBS LIFE WITH TBS PUKE OH, THERE RUAS THE OOP DIS­ BUT EVEN ON OCCASIONS SUCH ...HE WAS ALWAYS BACK Quote of the Day h a g B e a m a s predictable TRACTION, SUCH AS THE TIME AS THESE, INHEN mLKS tNERE IN TIME FOR DINNER. AS SPRING RAIN IB SCOTLAND. THE DELECTABLE LAPY BUNNELL SHARED, GLANCES EXCHANGED, ROPE BY TO ASK PIRECVONS. AND PROMISES WHISPERED.., I HAP THE ■ ANOTHER. PAY UJ1TH MY STRANGEST PAY. BELOVED I SAY! MY SWEET MAN-CHILD! “If you want to make the TEA ROSES' I SHALL NEVER. FORGET YOU> world a better place, take a look at yourself, then make a change.”

Michael Jackson t “Man in the Mirror”

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Sandy Cerimele Commentaries, letters and the Inside Column present the views of their authors Column space Photo Editor Michael Moran is available to all members of the school community, and the free expression of varying opinions on campus, through letters, is encouraged. Founded November 3,1966 Accent page 8______Wednesday, March 23, 1988 Museum brings Studebakers to life SARAH VOIGT company." accent writer Interesting questions arise hat images does the after visiting the Studebaker W Studebaker name evoke? national Museum. For example, Most people associate the why did the Studebakers Studebaker name with anti­ choose South Bend as the site quated, grand cars seen in old of a large automobile plant? movies. Some may know that Brubaker believes that the the Studebaker Automobile area's abundant water and lum­ Company was headquartered ber supplies, as well as its geo­ here in South Bend from the graphic position as a gateway early 1920s until 1963. to the west, made South Bend What most people do not an attractive place for know is that the Studebaker headquarters. Company became involved with historical perspective. main goal of the museum is to m ovie “The Studebaker Story" Why did the company declare such varied ventures as the The Studebaker Company portray the industrial heritage as well as episodes of the bankruptcy in 1963? “Ironical­ popular television show “Mr. can trace the origins of its of northern Indiana, the collec­ Studebaker sponsored televi­ ly, the company had just intro­ Ed", a car named after Knute thriving automobile industry to tion represents all of the major sion show “Mr. Ed." duced the Avanti and two other Rockne, and United States 1830 when John Studebaker industries and companies that Thomas E. Brubaker, the of its most successful models army trucks manufactured for designed the first Studebaker operated in South Bend in the director of the museum, ex­ when it was shut down," both World Wars. The model-a handmade wagon. early 1900s. Consequently, plains how even Knute Rockne Brubaker says. Unlike today, Studebaker national Museum, Later, at the turn of the cen ­ Singer sewing machines, helped endorse a model it was not the foreign competi­ located in two sites in down­ tury, the Studebakers experi­ Bendro washers, and Oliver bearing his name in the 1930s. tion in the 1950s that ruined town South Bend, attempts to mented with electric cars. Im­ plows are exhibited among the “In the archives we recently the company but the larger highlight the diversified inter­ agine having to stop every 50 car models. found a 12-inch record of American car manufacturers. ests of the Studebaker family miles to recharge your car's The other half of the Rockne's sales pitch for the Brubaker states, “The as well as to trace the evolu­ batteries and to only be able to Studebaker national Museum is model. We also uncovered Studebaker Company could tion of the automobile industry. travel at a mere 15 miles per the Archives Center on South some photos of Rockne's just not compete with the big The portion of the hour! Lafayette Boulevard. This players pushing the car for an three of the American auto Studebaker national Museum The display at Century Center facility displays 60 to 80 advertisement." industry: Chrysler, Ford and located in the Century Center includes the original Flanders Studebaker vehicles, including The impact of the museum's General Motors." on St. Joseph Street displays model, the first car manufac­ old wagons, buggies, the car­ historical treasures extend the com pany's products in a tured in South Bend in 1920, riages of four United States beyond Rockne's humorous The Studebaker national historical frame of reference. and continues through the presidents and many army endeavors outside of the foot­ Museum's interpretive approach This “interpretive museum" Daytona, the last car produced trucks. ball stadium. Brubaker ex­ and historical perspective aim uses life-size murals, original before the company declared This building also houses the plains, “These documents form to bring the automobile indus­ advertisements for some of the bankruptcy in 1963. company archives which in­ a microcosm of the industrial try to life. This museum is first cars ever built, an 1874 This learning resource, clude many personal family age. They provide detailed cor­ open from 10-4:30 on Tues­ map of downtown South Bend however, does not focus solely documents, advertising litera­ porate records and legal days through Fridays, from 10- and assorted nostalgia in order on the products of its ture, posters and films. These papers that trace the progres­ 4 on Saturdays and from 12-4 to place the cars in the proper namesake company. Since a films include the Hollywood sion of a famous American on Sundays. Shoulder pads: is ‘hip’ fashion really worth it? fashion statements just like any Cleaning shirts with thread- re those yours?" other accessory. However, enforced pads is another prob­ That's a comment often shoulder pads can also be fas­ lem. A shoulder pad doesn't heard from men as they glance hion dilemmas. usually take very kindly to a at a woman's shoulders, How do they work? Most use washing machine, to any water squeeze them, and ask again. the velcro method. This for that matter. Soaked Rarely are they really hers. enables the pads to be through, the pads refuse to More often than not, shoulder removed for cleaning pur­ maintain their shape. They get pads are her secret. poses, and also enables the all twisted around themselves and turn into little balls. (Then Mary Berger they are only good for throwing at your roommate.) Likewise, it seems that thread is not suffici­ Back in the Highlife ent when you finish a load of wash and find three swingin' having felt something hit m was dancing, I happened to single shoulder adornments in the back when I was walking, glance down at the floor and Shoulder pads are found in pads to be mixed and the bottom of the washer. and I had this black shoulder saw a lone white shoulder pad all types of women's clothes: matched. (More details and why These miniscule maintenance pad hanging from my navy left there, like a living blouses and blazers, sweaters there might be a need for mis­ problems could be lived with if blue scarf. Faux Pas Humber memorial to the girl's free and sweatshirts. They are one matched pads later.) one truly enjoys wearing One. spirit. of those hip-fashion-hot-in-the- shoulder pads and being “in." The second encounter also I don't think the shoulder 80s kinds of things. Sitting in a First let m e air a grievance I But, m ost of the h assles of occurred at the dining hall. Sit­ pad was ever claimed. I think it fern bar, sipping a Corona and have with all of those designers shoulder pads pop up while ting at lunch with a group of was just danced upon and sporting broad shoulders, you who refuse to go with the wearing them. I have three people, we were all casually tossed aside. The girl may not are definitely in. velcro and instead choose to strange but true stories to reading the paper and listening have realized until the end of Why the fascination with tack in the pads with a few share with you, all of which I to the jackhammers when one the evening that she was mis­ exaggerated shoulder lines? stitches on each end. This just personally witnessed. girl started feeling her lower sing som ething. But, like I Som e may say it's m ale envy. does not work very well. The first happened to me last arm and had a funny look on mentioned above, if her other By adding som e padding, we fall. I have this black, long- her face. Abracadabra and blouses or sweaters had had can cheaply and easily alter Sometimes one half of the sleeved T-shirt style shirt that voila! Out of her sleeve she some encounters with washing part of our appearances to look pad will com e loose so that it has shoulder pads. I always pulled a shoulder pad which machines or defective velcro, like men, to get a little closer is literally hanging by a thread. detached the pads when was­ had magically disengaged it­ she probably wasn't too to understanding that mascu­ So then you've got this hing the shirt and put them in self! Faux Pas Humber Two. worried. line mystique. shoulder pad that never really my drawer until I wore the shirt Faux Pas Humber Three hap­ Fashion gurus, however, note stays on your shoulder. If it is again. One day, I could not pened at a dance earlier this It's kind of like all those m is­ the attractive lines which still tacked near your neck, find both pads. Two days later, sem ester. There was a girl matched socks that get paired shoulder pads create. Slaves to then the pad flops down either I found the other while stand­ dressed in a dark skirt and a up when the machines or St. fashion that we all are, we on your chest or on your back. ing at the salad bar. big white blouse. Thoroughly Michael's need a fix. You can blindly follow their advice and Lumps aren't attractive. If the You see, I also keep my enjoying herself, it seemed, usually find a pretty close agree that the inverted triangle- pad is still tacked near your scarves in that drawer and the she was ubiquitous on the match, and if it's not that bold shoulders and trim waist- arm, then it flops down into pad had velcroed itself to one dance floor. She danced to close, like diffferent colored is the only answer. your sleeve and you look pretty of my wool scarves. So, there I every song in a long set and stripes on tube socks, who ever OK, scv shoulder pads are hip lopsided. This is fashion? stood over the peanut butter, left no holds barred. While I really notices? Sports Wednesday Wednesday, March 23, 1988 page 9

Sports Lists I Home games in CAPS NATIONAL LEAGUE Results for Mar. 9 through Mar. 22 East TOP 100-POINT GAMES IN W L Pet. GB Today B asketball New York 12 7 .632 Fencing at NCAA Championships Men Chicago 13 8 .619 NCAA TOURNAMENT HISTORY Notre Dame 72, Dayton 59 Montreal 10 7 588 1 Baseball at Bethel (2) Southern Methodist 85-73 St. Louis 8 9 .471 3 Pittsburgh 9 12 .429 4 W om en Philadelphia 8 11 .421 4 Thursday Notre Dame 77, Dayton 64 West Fencing at NCAA Championships Northern Illinois 95. Notre Dame 74 Los Angeles 15 6 .714 Total Team, Opponent, Date W restling Cincinnati 10 8 .556 3.5 Friday 38th place at the NCAA Tournament Houston 10 10 .500 4.5 Fencing at NCAA Championships San Francisco 9 9 .500 4.5 8 10 .444 5.5 123 N. Carolina vs. Loyola (Ca), 1988 B aseball San Diego Women's Tennis vs. EASTERN MIC­ Atlanta 5 13 .278 8.5 St. Mary's 3, Notre Dame 1 121 Iowa vs. Notre Dame, 1970 HIGAN Baseball vs. WISCONSIN (at St. Mary's 7, Notre Dame 6 Notre Dame 16, Cornell 2 Kovaleski) AMERICAN LEAGUE 121 UNLV vs. San Fransisco, 1977 Incarnate Word 10, Notre Dame 2 East Golf at Colonial Classic Notre Dame 7, Texas Lutheran 3 W L Pet. GB 119 Loyola (Ca) vs. Wyoming, 1988 Notre Dame 8, Texas Lutheran 2 New York 14 6 .700 Saturday St. Edward's 5, Notre Dame 4 Toronto 12 6 .667 1 Schreiner 4, Notre Dame 0 Cleveland 8 10 .444 5 119 Houston vs. Notre Dame, 1971 Lacrosse vs. WOOSTER Boston 8 11 .421 5.5 Notre Dame 19, Schreiner 2 Track hosts ND INVITATIONAL M ilwaukee 8 12 .400 118 Princeton vs. Wichita State, 1965 Fencing at NCAA Championships Baltimore 6 12 .333 7 T ennis Detroit 4 14 .222 9 Baseball at Butler (2) Men West 118 Notre Dame vs. Vanderbilt, 1974 Golf at Colonial Classic Notre Dame 8, Army 1 Notre Dame 8, M I T. 1 Kansas City 14 6 .700 Harvard 7, Notre Dame 2 California 10 7 .588 2.5 W Sunday Texas 10 9 .526 3:5 Notre Dame 5, Boston College 4 Baseball vs. CHICAGO STATE (2) (at Oakland 9 9 .500 4 Penn State 5, Notre Dame 4 Seattle 9 9 .500 4 Kovaleski) W om en Chicago 9 12 .429 5.5 SOURCE: Chicago Tribune Lacrosse vs. WINDY CITY Utah 7, Notre Dame 2 M innesota 7 11 .389 6 Golf at Colonial Classic Notre Dame 6, Princeton 3 MARGA BRUNS and GEOFFREY SAUER/The Observer Alabama 7, Notre Dame 2 Tuesday’s Results Tuesday UNLV 6, Notre Dame 1 NY Mets 4, Houston 2 NHL Standings Colorado 5, Notre Dame 1 Los Angeles 3, Cincinnati 2 Lacrosse at Michiaan Notre Dame 8, Cal State-Northridge 1 Atlanta 6, Baltimore 5 Boston 10, Detroit 4 WALES CONFERENCE CAMPBELL CONFERENCE Golf Kansas City 5, Pittsburgh 3 (10 innings) Adams Division Smythe Dvlslon Notre Dame 307, Embry Riddle 312, Flagler NBA Standings Toronto 5, Philadelphia 3 W L T GF GA Pts. W L T GF GA Pts 325 Minnesota 6, Chi. White Sox 0 Montreal 42 20 12 274 219 96 Calgary 44 21 9 363 285 97 11th place at Palm Coast Intercollegiate Texas 3, St. Louis 1 Boston 40 28 6 281 237 86 Edmonton 40 23 10 330 259 90 Buffalo 34 30 9 261 280 77 W innipeg 31 33 10 272 284 72 Eastern Conference Q uebec 32 37 4 256 273 68 Los Angeles 27 41 7 287 333 61 Atlantic Division W L Pet. GB Hartford 30 36 7 222 250 67 Vancouver 22 44 9 255 305 53 Patrick Division Norris Division Boston 46 20 .697 .446 16.5 W ashington 37 29 7 259 216 81 Detroit 39 25 9 295 243 87 New York 29 36 through Sunday 36 .446 16.5 NY Islanders 35 29 10 281 247 80 St. Louis 32 34 8 260 264 72 Philadelphia 29 28 37 .431 17.5 PLAYER, POS. Otrs. SH G Pet. A Pts. Philadelphia 36 30 7 267 269 79 Chicago 30 36 8 260 296 68 W ashington .262 28.5 NY Rangers 33 32 8 273 259 74 Toronto 20 44 10 255 314 50 New Jersey 17 48 John Olmstead, A 16 23 12 .522 5 17 Pittsburgh 31 33 9 288 291 71 Minnesota 18 44 12 224 314 48 Central Division Brian McHugh, A 16 21 8 .381 6- 14 44 20 .688 New Jersey 32 36 5 258 283 69 Detroit Jeff Shay, A 16 19 8 .421 3 11 W ednesday’s G am es Atlanta 40 24 .625 4 Quebec at Montreal Chicago 37 28 .569 7.5 Tom Lanahan, M 16 22 4 .182 3 17 Washington at Pittsburgh Milwaukee 36 28 .563 8 John McNicholas, M 16 20 4 .200 3 7 Minnesota at Chicago Indiana 32 33 .492 12.5 Dave Kidder, M 16 8 3 .375 1 4 Cleveland 30 36 .455 15 Mike Quigley, M 16 13 2 .154 2 4 Western Conference Dave Carey, A 12 5 1 .200 2 3 Through Monday Midwest Division Doug Spencer, D 16 0 0 .000 2 2 BATTER GP AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA W L Pet. GB Dallas 43 21 .672 Art Bradv. M 16 8 0 .000 1 1 Greg Vogele, OF 8 3 1 2 0 0 0 2 0 0 .667 Houston 38 25 .603 4.5 John Burtis, M 16 2 0 .000 1 1 Dan Peltier, OF 22 0 19 17 4 .440 16 50 20 10 3 Denver 39 26 .600 4.5 John Capano, M 13 1 1 1.000 0 1 Tim Hutson, 1B 16 49 14 21 2 1 6 27 15 12 .429 Utah 36 29 .554 7.5 Pete Glllin, M 14 3 0 .000 1 1 Pat Pesavento, SS 16 59 19 21 1 1 0 5 12 2 ,3 5 6 .... San Antonio 24 40 .375 19 Craig Pavlina, C 4 3 0 1 1 0 0 2 0 0 .333 Sacram ento 19 46 .292 24.5 Mark Healy, A 6 4 V 1 : .250 0 1 Chris Flynn, DH 13 34 6 11 6 0 1 9 2 12 .324 Pacific Division Rob Lvnn, A 3 4 1 ,250 0 1 James Sass, OF 15 42 8 11 2 0 0 2 10 6 .262 LA Lakers 51 14 .785 Mark Brady, M 10 2 0 .000 0 Portland 42 22 .656 8.5 Edward Lund, 1B 16 27 8 7 1 0 0 4 _ 1 3 _ 1 259 4 1 .000 0 0 Seattle 34 32 .515 17.5 Mark Rizzieri, M 0 Mike Moshier, 2B 16 57 11 14 5 0 0 14 6 7 .246 Phoenix 21 44 .323 30 Randy McDonald, D 16 0 0 .000 0 0 Ray Szajko, IF-OF 16 37 6 11 2 0 0 2 3 7 .297 Golden State 16 48 .250 34.5 Kevin O'Connor, D 16 0 0 .000 0 0 Pat O'Brien, C 10 25 2 5 0 0 0 4 1 7 .200 LA Clippers 13 51 .203 37.5 Brendan Cahill. D 16 0 .000 0 0 Jeff Knight, C 7 12 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 .167 0 Mike Coss, 3B 12 26 7 4 0 0 0 2 5 6 .154 Wednesday's Games Dave Barnard, D 16 0 0 .000 0 0 Steve Skupien, 3B 12 31 7 4 1 0 0 2 4 6 .129 Washington at Boston Ed McAnaney, D 12 0 0 .000 0 0 Mike Flynn, OF 33 112 10 32 5 0 5 26 5 42 286 New Jersey at Cleveland Matt McQuillan, G 14 0 0 .000 0 0 Chicago at Philadelphia Terry Andrysiak, OF 14 37 7 4 0 0 0 2 7 13 .108 0 Denver at LA Clippers Jeff Glacier, G 2 0 0 .000 0 David Yawman, C 9 1 3 " 2 1 ~ 0 ~ir 0 2 4 3 .077 Sacramento at Golden State NOTRE DAME 16 150 45 .300 30 75 David Legus, 1B 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 Portland at Seattle OPPONENTS 16 112 32 .286 14 46 Mike Rotkis, DH 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 NOTRE DAME 16 472 113 130 29 2 10 96 96 80 .275 OPPONENTS 16 466 104 143 18 2 18 90 49 54 .307 NCAA Sweet Sixteen Left on base: Notre Dame 114, Opponents 102 # Arizona PITCHER GP CG IP H BB SO R ER W L ERA Purdue Anthony Livorsi 1 0 .1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 Mike Coffey 3 0 4.0 1 3 2 1 0 0 0 0.00 Kansas State Iowa Kevin Kearns 3 0 5.0 4 5 5 3 1 0 0 1.80 Pontiac, Ml Seattle, WA Linzie Kramer 2 0 5.0 8 1 3 3 2 o 0 3.60 Kansas March 25 & 27 March 25 & 27 Michigan Erik M adsen 6 1 29.2 26 6 20 16 14 3 1 4.25 Mike Passilla 7 1 18.2 19 8 7 13 10 1 2 4.82 Vanderbilt Kansas City, MO North Carolina Kevin Chenail 4 0 15.0 19 4 4 11 10 1 1 6.00 Kansas City, MO April 4 Kansas City, MO Tom Howard 3 0 5.2 7 3 0 5 4 0 0 6.35 Oklahoma Mike Harmon 7 0 16.1 28 4 6 17 12 3 6.61 Temple April 2 April 2 Zachary Nagle 1 0 1.2 3 1 0 2 2 0 0 10.80 Brian Piotrowicz 5 0 12.2 22 9 4 23 18 0 3 12.79 Richmond Louisville Derk Madden 2 0 3.0 6 5 3 10 8 0 0 24.00 E. Rutherford, MJ Birmingham, AL NOTRE DAME 16 2 117.0 143 49 54 104 81 6 10 6.23 Rhode I. March 24 & 26 March 24 & 26 Villanova OPPONENTS 16 5 125.0 130 96 80 113 87 10 6 6.26 Kentucky Saves: Notre Dame 1 (Pasilla), Opponents 0 Duke

T Monday, March 28 H appy 21st Library Auditorium B irthday Domestic Policy Debate to our 7 p.m. ffi little girl Featuring Panelists: Love, Dr. Perry Arnold Mom, Dad, Head of Notre Dame Government Annemarie, Department Philip, Raisin & Stash Mr. Patrick Pierce Saint Mary's Government Department I! I page 10 The Observer Wednesday, March 23, 1988 Kite hopeful after defeat, looks to Championships Associated Press “I’m looking at it as a posi­ onship and the Masters,” Kite tive,” he said before a practice said. PONTE VEDRA BEACH, round for the $1.25 million In the re-named Players Fla. -It could have been a Players Championship that Championship (formerly the downer for Tom Kite. begins Thursday on the tour’s Tournament Players Champi­ “I had my chances. I just home course, the TPC at onship), he faces the strongest wasn’t able to do it,” he said of Sawgrass. field of the year in an event that the last-round bid that was “Obviously, I’m doing some­ grows annually in prestige. blunted by Paul Azinger last thing right. I had an excellent The tournament, developed Sunday in the Bay Hill Classic. chance to win. It was just not by PGA tour Commissioner On the back nine, Kite twice to be,” Kite said. “When you Deane Beman, is designed as closed to within one shot of the go against a man with a one- the annual championship of lead before Azinger pulled shot lead and he shoots 66, he golf’s touring pros. It is no se­ away to a five-stroke victory. probably was supposed to cret Beman aims for so-called “It would be easy to walk win.” “major” status; that is, away with your head down, “I’m looking forward to the placing the Players Champion­ feeling despondent,” Kite said. next couple of weeks, or the ship on a level with the Keith Hernandez and Darryl Strawberry are looking to lead the “But that serves no useful next two tournaments I’m Masters, U.S. and British heavily-favored New York Mets back atop the National League East purpose. playing, the Players Champi­ Opens and the PGA. this season. A preview of that division is on page 13.

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A DATE IN THE PERSONALS, BUT Deadline: Friday, March 25 Sincerely, Bill "Fitz," DeeDee, Joe and JETTAS at invoice PH. 272-8504 Ends SUMMER etir NEXT FALL. 272-6306 Call Sammy at x3382 TODAY HOW BOUT A RESPONSE DAN Jack April 30th Wednesday, March 23, 1988 The Observer page 11 Boilermakers need more than scoring Associated Press with at least one 3 point goal in each of the past 65 games. WEST LAFAYETTE, Ind. - Purdue’s season-record .534 McCants, who averaged 13.7 shooting percentage might not points during the regular mean much in the huge and un­ season, has shown steady im­ familiar Silverdome, so provement in the middle, rebounding is even more im­ scoring a career-high 26 points portant in Friday night’s NCAA against Fairleigh Dickinson game with Kansas State, Coach and 20 against Memphis State Gene Ready said Tuesday. in the Boilermakers’ two tour­ The third-ranked Boiler­ ney victories so far. makers, who manhandled the Wildcats 101-72 in December, “He’s just a young man, but are expecting a tougher time now his years of playing and in their rem atch at Pontiac, his maturity are paying off,” Mich., in the Midwest Regional Ready said of the 6-foot-9 semifinals. McCants. “He’s got the experi­ ence like the seniors, and he Vanderbilt plays Kansas in has the confidence and the the other semifinal. other players are confident in him. “In the dome, the shooting “It’s one of those things that may not be as effective, so happen,” Ready said of you’d better get some second McCants’ sudden emergence. and third shots,” said Ready. “He has arrived at that level. “We think that will be very im­ Hopefully he can keep it going. portant in this gam e.” He’s a deserving young man because he’s worked very Purdue’s top rebounders are hard.” senior forward Todd Mitchell and junior center Melvin Kansas State Coach Lon McCants, both under six Kruger, who joined Ready on rebounds a game. Right behind a teleconference call, said the them is senior guard Troy biggest difference in the Lewis, the team’s leading Wildcats since their earlier scorer at 17.8 points and 4.6 game at Purdue was in an al­ AH HhOtO rebounds and the top gunner tered lineup. Purdue’s leading scorer, Troy Lewis, tries to move strategy for their Sweet 16 matchup with Kansas around a Michigan State defender earlier this State this week. A related story Is at left. season. Lewis and the Boilermakers are eevlslng

events, they managed to cap­ victorious over Aditi Viswarat- Women ture two of the three doubles han 0-6, 6-2, 7-5 at num ber five continued from page 16 matches played. In doubles competition, Lohrer and Illig beat Beth Cahill and Dasso combined to mark for the Irish by defeating Marrow and Thayer 6-3, 6-4 at defeat Lauren Fortgang and Shelin Ohlsson 7-6 (7-2), 6-4 at number two, while Uhll and Viswarathan 7-6 (7-5), 6-4 in the number two singles. No Bradshaw stormed past Molly number one position. Lohrer doubles matches were played. Fiuk and Susan Sherman 6-1, and Illig beat Shane and Wer­ Next on the schedule for the 6-2 . theim er 7-6 (7-5), 3-6, 6-3 at Irish was their host, UNLV. Un­ The magic returned for the number two doubles. fortunately, the Rebels were in Irish in F riday’s m atch against The trip came to a close on A MICI1AKI. NKSMITH Presentation An IIX,I (ITY Pi.kIu,!,.,,, Kill) MAN' HARRY I HAN STANTON • IMIUO KSTKVT7. no mood to entertain their Princeton. Notre Dame’s 6-3 Saturday, when Notre Dame ... ROHBY Mlll.ll.R i ... . MICHAKI.NESMITH JONATHAN WAI KS wM II R Mc( ARI1IY %, iimwAUXCOX guests, cruising to a 6-1 win. victory over the Tigers dropped its match to Utah 7-2. mniMAMV.1.. Muu, i,. lu.vmi' A Umvrrsal Pulurr D .Z'Zl", if. -I Kim Pacella ruined UNLV’s reflected the manner in which Cahill powered by Michelle shot at a shutout, posting a 6-4, the team has come together Myas 6-1, 7-5 at number one 3-6, 6-4 victory over Anna Cas- throughout the season. singles, and the tandem of Illig FREE ADMISSION!! Thursday 9:30 at Theodore’s tanecki at number four singles. Cahill defeated Hilary Shane and Lohrer put away Natalie The Irish faced Alabama on 6-3, 6-3 at number one singles. Newell and Kristin Siegmund Wednesday, losing 2-7 in their Dasso beat Lisa Nyman 6-2, 6-3 6-4, 6-3 to post the only marks first match ever against the at the number two position, for the Irish against the Utes. GROW WITH A Crimson Tide. Pacella edged Susie Wer­ All in all, coach Michelle Although the Notre Dame theim er 7-6 (7-3), 3-6, 6-0 at Gelfman was pleased with the FIRST-RATE MEDICAL TEAM women dropped all six singles number four, and Illig emerged team’s spring performance. Where you go in your profession often has a lot to do with where you start. Saint Mary's College Department of Communication & Theatre presents If you want to make the most of your Men potential, look into the many continued from page 16 opportunities available in NAVY showing the poise Bayliss had MEDICINE. been looking for. Notre Dame • Medical Scholarships was sparked by the grueling • Unique Careers for Math/Science Majors doubles win of the tandem of Dave R eiter and Mike Wallace. • Unlimited Career Potential For Nurses Reiter and Wallace showed stamina and concentration, The NAVY MEDICAL TEAM offers winning 6-7, 6-3, 6-3. a professional career plus the unique OR THE GEOGRAPHY OF YEARNING Harvard University was the benefits and rewarding lifestyle as a next stop on the team trip. Navy officer. Bayliss knew Notre Dame • Excellent Medical Facilities would be heavy underdogs and • Competitive Salary & Benefits was looking for an upset. It was St. Patrick’s Day. The Irish • Navy Officer fringe benefits were in Boston. Unfortunately all the luck in the world A Navy Medical Programs couldn’t have helped the Irish, who were trounced 7-2. The representative will be on campus suprise of the day came from on M a r c h 3 0 , 1 9 8 8 JOB F A I R . Make freshmen Paul Odland. Odland stunned H arvard’s Ken Hao in an appointment at the Placement straight sets 6-3 7-6. Office, or call ahead for ERIC 0VERMYER In the final match of the trip information. Notre Dame went to West Point 1 -8 0 0 -5 2 7 - 8 8 3 6 direction and production design March 24th thru 27th at 8 pm ROBERT GRAHAM SMALL Haggar Parlor/Saint Mary's College and crushed Army, 8-1. The Irish are definitely an indoor team and played a powerful Saint MarvS College NOTRE DAME- INDIANA match, led again by Kalbas as THE ADVENTURE well as captain Dan Walsh. page 12 The Observer Wednesday, March 23, 1988 ND wrestlers 37th Sports Briefs in NCAA tourney By STEVE MEGARGEE Any further hopes Durso had A Sports Writers Meeting will be Men’s Open Soccer tournament rosters of placing were squelched Assistant Sports Editor held to m o rro wnight at 10 in The Observer will be accepted at the NVA office until to ­ when he lost to Oklahoma’s T.J. offices in LaFortune. Spring assignments will m o rro w at 5 p.m. A captains’ meeting will be Things did not work out quite Sewell by a 9-4 count in the con­ be discussed, and new writers are welcome. held on Friday at 4:30 p.m. in the football the way the way the Notre solation round. Those unable to attend should contact Marty auditorium. Tournament play begins this Dame wrestling team was “He beat him (Sewell) ear­ Strasen at 239-5303 or 283-1489. -The Observer weekend. Any questions should be directed to hoping at last week’s NCAA lier in the year, and he was up NVA at 239-6100. -The Observer Championships. 5-2 with 20 seconds left,” said The ND Sailing Club is looking for Hoping to place in the top 20, McCann. “He got taken down anyone interested in teaching sailing for the Chinese Tai Ji exercise classes will begin the Irish finished 37th in the na­ to his back, and it cost him the spring semester. Call Mike at x3508 if inter­ tom o rro w .The NVA-sponsored classes will tional championships, held at match. He was in control up to ested. The Sailing Club also will have a meet for an hour on Tuesdays and Thursdays Ames, la. Of the six Notre that point.” meeting to ton igh at t 6:30 in the boathouse to at 7 p.m. in the Joyce ACC Boxing Room for Dame wrestlers who qualified Geneser, a junior seeded discuss the freshman ice breaker. -The Obser­ the next four weeks. Students may register in for the NCAA’s, only Jerry seventh in the 177-pound divi­ v e r advance at NVA by paying a $4 registration Durso and Chris Geneser won sion, began with an impressive fee. For more information, call instructor a match. 18-6 victory over Rick Evans of An Tostal mud volleyball signups will Hongyi Sun at 239-5252 or the NVA office at “I was disappointed,” said Brigham Young. In the next be6:30-8:30p.m. to d a y in307LaFortune. Each 239-6100. -The Observer Irish coach Fran McCann. “I round, however, Purdue’s Joe team must have seven players including a felt we had the team to get in Ur so toppled Geneser 5-2 in minimum of two women. Only one women’s Women’s soccer practice begins to day, the top 20. We had enough overtime after the two had varsity or men’s club player can participate weather permitting, for anyone interested in people there qualifying. In or­ wrestled to a 7-7 tie at the end on each team. The tournament has a 128-team playing in the spring tournament. Players der to place in the top 20, we’d of regulation. Virginia’s Derek limit, and a $7 entry fee is required of each should meet at 4 p.m. at Stepan Field. Any have had to have a couple of Capanna defeated Geneser 13-9 team. Anyone with questions should call Mic­ questions should be directed to Susan at x4541. people to place and have some in the consolation round. helle Gund at 284-5184. -The Observer -The Observer other people help by winning “Geneser didn’t perform to some matches.” his potential,” said McCann. Durso and Gesneser were the “He had beaten him (Urso) by wrestle with any confidence. I only wrestlers who came rela­ 10 points earlier in the year. He don’t care if they’re freshmen tively close to placing in the made too many mental mis­ or sophomores, they still have tournament. Durso, the junior takes. If he’d won that match, to wrestle to their abilities and co-captain seeded third in the he would have been in the they didn’t.” nation among 134-pounders, driver’s seat to place.” Despite the less than spectac­ won his first two matches. Notre Dame’s other four ular finish, McCann expressed But after defeating Anibal qualifiers, including 119 pound satisfaction with the season, Nieves of East Stroudsburg sophomore Andy Radenbaugh, which saw the Irish post a 6-6 (default) and John Viola of Vir­ 142-pound senior co-captain record that included a win over ginia 9-3, Durso fell to Ron Wisniewski, 150-pound a nationally-ranked Nebraska THE YELLOW Northwestern’s Joe Bales in a freshm an Todd Layton and 158- squad. controversial 2-0 match. Bales pound freshman Mark SUBMARINE eventually placed fifth in the Gerardi, were not able to win “ We wanted to get a lot of "Nicest Buns In Town" tournament. a m atch. kids into nationals and be com­ “Jerry ran into a little bad “Ron Wisniewski had the ex­ petitive with some of the top luck,” said McCann. “He lost perience, but he didn’t look teams in the country, and we HAM SALAMI a really tough one. 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Mets are cream of the crop in NL East Associated Press we would hit like we did last Montreal, Pittsburgh and Jeff Parrett and Randy St. pitching and the Phillies year even if Jack was here,” Philadelphia all can score Claire. couldn’t in 1987. PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. -Jack Herzog said. runs, and the Expos have put The starters were shaky at Although the rotation of Clark is in Yankee pinstripes, For a power source, the Car­ together one of the better pitch­ the beginning of last season, Shane Rawley, Kevin Gross, the Mets are favored to win the dinals signed free agent Bob ing staffs in baseball. The but Dennis Martinez and Pas- Don Carman, and Bruce Ruffin East, and the Expos and Horner. Chicago Cubs have woeful cual Perez were signed and were the only starting four in Pirates are moving up on the Horner, who played in Japan pitching but can score runs. combined for an 18-4 record. the NL who each threw for 200 outside. last season, will play first and The Expos are strong at the innings in 1987, they were only It’s just another pennant the Cards need him to stay New York Mets corners with Andres Galarraga a combined 50-52. race for Whitey Herzog. healthy. at first and Tim Wallach (26 Steve Bedrosian, who played The Cardinals and Manager “Potentially, we’ve got a The rotation of Dwight homers, 123 RBI) at third. a part in 45 of the Phils’ 80 vic­ Herzog took advantage of the chance to be a very good ball Gooden, Ron Darling, Bob tories, has struggled in spring Mets decimated pitching staff club,” Herzog said. “But we Ojeda, Sid Fernandez and Rick St. Louis Cardinals training because of injuries. and mangled morale in 1987 to may have to approach it a little Aguilera is healthy and will The Phillies are strong at the win the National League East different than we did last year. make the Mets hard to beat if The Cardinals need big top of the batting order with for the third time this decade. We may have to win more low- it stays that way. seasons from their starting Milt Thompson, Juan Samuel, And, St. Louis won despite run ball games.” The Mets finished three rotation of John Tudor, Danny Von Hayes and Mike Schmidt. several i key injuries of their To stay on top, Herzog made games behind the Cardinals Cox, Joe M agrane, Jose DeLeon They have added outfielder own. improving the starting rotation last season and the difference and Greg Mathews. Phil Bradley (14, homers, 67 Now, they must overcome his primary goal and he says was the New York bullpen. Tudor suffered a broken leg RBI) in a trade that sent Glenn the loss of Clark, who signed as the Cards accomplished that The Mets lost six tim es in last April, but came back and Wilson to Seattle and outfielder a free agent with the New York with the acquisition of Jose 1987 after taking the lead into finished 10-2 in 16 games. Mike Young (16 homers) from Yankees. DeLeon from the Chicago the ninth inning. New York Like the Expos, the Cards Baltimore. The Cardinals scored 5.2 runs White Sox for reliever Rick needs Roger McDowell to have lots of talent in the bullpen per gam e with Clark in the Horton and outfielder Lance return to his 1986 form. Randy with Todd Worrell (33 saves) Chicago Cubs lineup, 3.6 runs without him. Johnson. Myers takes over for Jesse and Ken Dayley. Herzog may But Herzog will adjust -he The Mets have the best talent Orosco as the No. 1 left-handed also add rookie Cris Carpenter The Cubs made a major off­ usually does. in the division and will be hard reliever. Myers throws very to the pen. season move when they sent “I think we might surprise to beat. But they also have hard but has bouts of wildness. The Cardinals have lost ace reliever Lee Smith (who some people. I hate to lose Jack shown cracks in the bullpen Clark, but still have the speed last year notched 36 saves and (Clark), just like everybody and defense at second and The Mets led the league in and defense of Ozzie Smith four victories) to Boston for else does, but I think we can be third. They also have a poten­ hitting (.268) and runs scored (ss) , Terry Pendleton (3b) and ’ pitchers A1 Nipper and Calvin better pitching wise to make up tially explosive atmosphere in (823) and that could improve if Willie McGee and Vince Cole­ Schiraldi. for a lot of it. I don’t think that the clubhouse. Keith Hernandez and Gary man in the outfield. Carter rebound from subpar The key on offense will be im­ New Manager Don Zimmer seasons. proved production from will probably have lots of dif­ STEVECORR? catcher Tony Pena (.214) and ferent pitching rotations as the Montreal Expos outfielder Jim Lindeman . year progresses. Rick Sutcliffe is No. 1. After STEVE CORR? The Expos were 28-14 in one- Pittsburgh Pirates that there’s Nipper, Scott San­ run games last season and 12-1 derson, Les Lancaster, Greg /! in extra inning games thanks The Pirates have pitching, Maddux, Jamie Moyer, and STEVE CORR? to the best bullpen in baseball. defense, hitting and speed. maybe Schiraldi. That wasn’t suppose to hap­ Power? No, but four out of five pen. makes this team dangerous. Zimmer would like to see HAPPY Prior to last season, Just ask the Mets. them just get out of the first Montreal traded relief ace Jeff The Pirates won 27 of their inning. Overall, the Cubs 21st Reardon to Minnesota for last 38 games including three trailed 44 times after one inning starter Neal Heaton. Reardon of six from New York down the last year. had combined for 76 saves in stretch. BRITHDAY 1985 and ’86. Rookie Mike Dunne, who The Cubs were actually Manager Buck Rodgers took didn’t pitch in the majors until playing well last season until GOTCHA a page from Herzog’s book, and June, finished 13-6 with a 3.03 both second baseman Ryne put together a bullpen by com­ ERA. he heads a staff of Doug Sandberg and shortstop Love' M.K. and your Roomies !!! mittee: Tim Burke, Bob Drabek, Brian Fisher and Bob Shawon Dunston went on the McClure, Andy McGaffigan, Walk. General Manager Syd disabled list in June. Thrift strenghtened the bullpen Jim Frey is the new general with the additions of Jim Gott manager and he says the Cubs (13 saves) and Jeff Robins. have loads of talent in the minors. First baseman Mark CJB presents Philadelphia Phillies Grace is pushing Leon Durham at first and the catcher of the The annual It’s hard to hide poor starting future is Damon Berryhill. 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u AP Photo Chicago Cubs’ second baseman Shawon rebound from last year’s somewhat disappointing Dunston relays to first during Cactus League play last place finish. A preview of the National League this season. Dunston and the Cubs hope to East Is found on page 13. Jackson might not make Royals ECLUB Associated Press curves and misplay fly balls, Except that when Jackson WEDNESDAY aren’t so sure. turned his attention to a new HAINES CITY, Fla. Bo and Then there’s Bo. He’s not “hobby,” he seemed to turn off DOLLAR IMPORTS baseball. Will he make the saying. Bo -he refers to himself baseball. choice, or will the Kansas City in the third person, as in “Bo STRAWBERRY DACQUIRI 75* Royals? can be a funny guy” -is not Jackson was batting .253 with “ It’s going to be a very tough talking this spring. 18 home runs and 45 RBI in 79 decision,” Manager John Wat- games when Los Angeles THURSDAY han said. “We might risk losing He says he is dedicating him ­ Raiders owner A1 Davis signed him if Bo is sent to the minors. self to baseball and wants to him to a $7.6 million, five-year 75* BIG CUP DRAFT But we have to do what is best avoid any distractions. contract shortly before the All- for the team.” Sound familiar? Star break last year. After that, SEA BREEZE 75 * More likely, Bo will do what “He said he wasn’t going to Jackson hit just .193 with four Bo wants to do -just like he does play football and then he did,” homers and eight RBI in 37 FRIDAY LUNCH on the football field. Wathan said. “They offered gam es. There are some, and Wathan him a ton of money and he PIZZA - HAMBURGERS - SHRIMP is among them , who believe Bo doesn’t come from a wealthy “All of a sudden, he seemed Jackson could become the fam ily.” to drift,” teammate George SUBS -TUNA-TACO SALAD - BEER greatest baseball player ever. Brett said. “He had good num­ Others, including many who “Hey, he changed his mind,” bers in July and he didn’t add have seen Jackson flail at Wathan said. “We all do that.” much to it.” AND LOTS MORE/ 12-2

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The Notre Dame men’s tennis team While many college students were travelled east over break where they riding the waves and absorbing the sun won three matches and lost two. The last week at Daytona Beach or South team is now 12-7. Padre Island, the Notre Dame women’s It was an up-and-down week for Co­ tennis team was busy working the ach Bayliss and his squad. The biggest courts at the University of Nevada Las shock of the trip came Sunday when Vegas. the Irish lost to Penn State 5-4. Bayliss The Irish netters won two of their six was very disappointed in his team’s matches over spring break, running play. their record to 7-12 for the year. “It was our first road match of the The trip to Vegas got off to a fantastic season,” said Bayliss, in his first year start when the Irish stormed past Cal at Notre Dame, “and we did not adjust St.-Northridge 8-1, garnering their well. It was a real close match, one I second win in two tries against its west thought we should have won.” coast opponent. Brian Kalbas was a bright spot Notre Dame swept all six singles against the Nittany Lions. He defeated matches against Cal St.-Northridge. Oliver Sebastian in straight sets 6-4,6-4. The Irish also dominated the doubles Dave Reiter also came through with a competition, grabbing two of three three-set win. matches. Ce Ce Cahill and Michelle Notre Dame next went to M.I.T. Dasso soundly defeated Conn and Kin­ where they won 8-1. The Irish man­ caid 6-0, 6-4 at number one, and the handled M.I.T. (Bayliss’ old team) by team of Natalie Illig and Alice Lohrer winning every singles match in straight beat Izmirian and Yandail 6-2, 7-6 in sets. Kalbas again sparkled in beating the number two doubles position. At third team all American Ron Spellman number three, Jacqueline Uhll and Kim in three sets. Pacella were outscored by Anderson On Wednesday the Irish took on Bos­ and Gillis 6-4, 3-6, 6-3. ton College and came away with an im­ The observer/Suzanne Roch Notre Dame had its hands full the pressive 5-4 win. Ce Ce Cahill returns a shot earlier this year. The Notre Dame tennis following day, dropping its second The Irish nipped the Eagles by win­ teams returned from spring break with very mixed results. Frank match to Colorado this season, 1-5. ning several close matches and Pastor has the women’s update and George Travers has the men’s Michelle Dasso procured the sole see MEN, page 11 actlon- see WOMEN, page 11 ND women's fencing team finishes second in nation By MARTY STRASEN defending national champion to come so close and then fall and sophomore Anne Barred; begins its quest for a national Sports Editor Notre Dame could return with short, but the girls did a great represented the Irish in th< title Thursday. another team title. job just to be where they are. two-day team competition. “There’s no question about The team that has given Yves Their time will come.” it, Wayne State had to be a huge Auriol’s Notre Dame women’s The Irish won a pair of ear­ favorite,” DeCicco said. fencing squad fits all year did lier matches Tuesday to ad­ “They’ve got a very strong more of the same Tuesday in vance to the final. They team. I thought we were good Princeton, N.J. dumped Harvard 9-3 in the enough to catch them, but we Wayne State beat the Irish morning and then edged needed a couple more breaks.” for the third time this season Temple on touches 8-8 (65-57). to capture the National Cham­ “Overall, they (Wayne pionship in team competition “Without Janice Hynes (who State) were the best team,” by a 9-6 score. v * was declared academically in­ Auriol added. “They deserved “Losing twice to Wayne State eligible and missed much of the to win. In a team competition, during the regular season, I’m season), we put up a great you expect the best from all happy we finished second in the fight,” DeCicco said. “The four four of your athletes. I thought country,” Auriol said. “I Mb* £ 3 K ■ TiS ® girls we went with really we could have fenced better, thought we had a chance to win, fenced well, and I can’t pos- but we’re pleased. hut \x/p riirirVt crpt vp rv m nnv Yves Auriol oihhr finrl fau lt w ith thom ” Mike DeCicco breaks.” “To think we were just a Three-time All-American Sullivan and Barreda com- “We’ve got some high hopes Irish men’s coach Mike couple of touches away,” Molly Sullivan, juniors Brenda pete for individual honors in the individual competition DeCicco said he also thought DeCicco said. “It’s a let-down Leiser and Kristin Kralicek today, and the men’s team and in the men’s.” It's Bookstore Basketball time again Almost just as quickly as the dorms filled up on Several other games will be played on that day ‘Sweet 16’ lists and head out to the courts to either Sunday afternoon with students and suitcases, the as the preliminary rounds, which last until next play or watch. basketball courts at Stepan and the Bookstore Tuesday, narrow the field before the first official Some of the top teams in this year’s tourney fea­ began to fill up. rounds begin and all teams see action. ture Notre Dame varsity athletes of the present and It’s back and bigger than ever...Bookstore Bas­ the past. Suiting up for the Adworks All-Stars team ketball XVII. will be Irish center Gary Voce and football Though the thermometer disagrees, the calendar Brian linebacker Cedric Figaro, along with John ‘Booger’ says it’s spring and that means that the population Buscher, recipient of last year’s Mr. Bookstore of Stepan Courts will most likely exceed that of the O’Gara award for the outstanding player of the tournament. library, at least during the month-long, all-campus, Lou’s 2 QB’s and 2 Blind Guys will be led by, all-weather tournament. Assistant Sports Editor obviously, Lou Holtz’ quarterback duo, Tony Rice Each night as I glance toward Stepan on my and Kent Graham. return to Grace Hall it is evident that no hour is The 1988 field is again the largest, with 666 teams, Half the fun of Bookstore is creating a team nam e too late to be playing basketball on this campus as four more than last year. And no “Team No.” and hearing all the others. And again this year, hoopsters sharpen, or simply pretend to sharpen, whatever. Every team name was reviewed on the despite the quasi-censoring, Bookstore features their skills as the days wind down to Bookstore’s spot by the Bookstore staff of commissioners, some dandy names. Here are a few of the early Opening Day. headed by sophomore Mike Manning. Any team favorites: The tournament will begin this Friday with the whose name passed by this board and was still found Career and Placement Rejects From Hell; No. traditional Hall Of Fame game. The contest will offensive by the S.U.B. Steering Committee were Guts, No Glory, No Defense; A Moccasin, Dan Jan­ feature Irish athletes Tim Brown, David Rivers and then called and asked to submit another name. Only sen and Three Other Slippers; Five Guys Who Go Tony Rice on one team, facing a squad called The a couple teams could not be reached for this change. To The Hole With Authority; 4 Reasons Why Digger Phelps Fan Club and Five Other Guys. The The NCAA runs its own tournament but we here Playboy Voted Us No. 2 and The Reason We re Not game will be played at 4 p.m. on the courts behind at Notre Dame evidently don’t like to play in that No. 1; 5 Guys With A Suburban White Pump Fake; the Bookstore. one, or at least for too long, so toss aside those and Floor Laimbeer.