LeedOCTOBER 10,1997 s StudenVOL 28: ISSUEt No.3 JJJJJSJ EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW JJJJJU/ J Pages 12-13 CLAIM YOUR FREE CINEMA TICKETS FOR CLOONEY'S 'PEACEMAKER' Juice page 6 FEES BATTLE STARTS HERE NUS accused of MEL POPS OUT ESPECIALLY FOR OUR JARVIS failing to combat plans for tuition fees • LUU draft motion of no confidence in NUS President • Student Unions flock to Leeds to back the campaign THE DAY YOUR UNION STOOD UP FOR FREE EDUCATION • FULL STORY PAGES 4/5, OPINION PAGE 7 | NEWSDESK 243 4727 Leeds Student, Friday October 10 1997 libraries at the university. In fact the Parkinson steps isn't just a landmark to guide you Leeds Student Minerva's moan into town, like Hadrian's Diary of a failed sex fiend turned arty student Wall is a landmark to guide you to Scotland. The steps This week in Britain's ; likes of America and basking in the Where is all my fan mail? lead you into a building Foster and sun. whereas in actual fact Discovered that David is where there is another library. award-winning student na. Hmm. they are now in cold, windy gelling cable though, and so I And there are shelves which i that my and rainy Leeds and should can watch ER in the safe move when you turn a wheel. newspaper of the year ig awful. I be wearing a coat and a thick hands of my one true friend Took Dors in to show them ;shers' flu jumper. Although I do see who is sympathetic of my off, but she was not too /s labels as that this might be slightly blocked nose, and doesn't impressed, so headed down lough you distasteful to the most borrow my Morgan hipsters Old Bar for quick pint, which >e a fashionable among us, who without asking - Dors! then spilt all over library LUU lead the /hat year I want to look sexy and pristine Anyway they're well out of book. Nose started to run fight trying to ing. If you all day long, and so have to date, and I need some new again and ran out of pills as e freeze and walk around in trousers anyway so I suppose think took too many last time. save free y spent, high heels just to look good. she can have them. Think I might go home and education my pHd. My God. I really do need a get some pampering from y how drink now. But mixing drink Wednesday: Given my first Mum. It's not as if I have a boyf to look after me like pages 4-5 actually don't really want to much I've learnt I probably with paracetamol is not such a essay of term today. Most am one of those loony hot idea is it. Oh sod it - unwelcome and very Case's who brought her pills brag about the fact that some and Hot Blackcurrant. Still COMMENT weirdo is perving all over me freshers who spread their nevermind. annoying, but just one of - he probably carries my diary horrible fluy germs all over those things I suppose. there is the one satisfaction in Should gay the bloody campus, co/ they Tuesday: Rotten headache Ventured to library to get life, at least I know that I'm round with him. Maybe he the one that gave her the flu marriages be stalks me. Wow. a stalker! think they're still on holiday today. Same as yesterday and book. Told wrong library. That puts me up there with doing their little bit on Camp nothins: is neitiim better. Apparently there are two in the first place. legalised. Find out on page 6 page 6 NEW REPORT ACCUSES PROFESSORS OF ARCHAIC TEACHING METHODS HANDGUN FEATURE HOLDUP PADDY ASHDOWN A GRADUATE who SPEAKS! Of his threatened terrified staff and customers with a gun in a party's prospects for Manchester bar last thefure Lecturers told: November, has been given a suspended prison sentence. pages 12-13 \\-rites Christopher Kluke. Raimon Swift, LU French graduate, was sentenced for Outlook two years after wielding an imitation handgun and CS gas Th e dangers of a canister in the Sticky Fingers nation raised on Tou're past it' Cafe on Deansgate. His co-defendent. cousin preventative drugs ACADEMICS are claiming lecturers Benjamin Swift, received one are out of touch with the needs of year. Raimon waved the firearm today's students and must change around and asked a customer their attitudes towards teaching. if she wanted to fire it. He pointed the gun at a In the wake of the By GARETH EVANS female member of staff ! Can England see off the progressive Dearing adopted as a saying: "There is someone in [ Italian charge towards report The Times complimentary measure here I'd really like to kill." Higher Educational to the traditional They then moved on to the I the World Cup? lecture." she said. Barton Arcade where they Supplement has She claimed Leeds activated the gas canister. produced a "Good University is keeping However, Judge Rhys page.. Teaching Guide" abreast of Dearing's Davies accepted they were which claims proposals by "setting up "intelligent and well educated a teaching programme men" who had acted with academics continue for lecturers." "monumental stupidity" in a to cling on to drunken prank and suspended outdated teaching Updated their sentence. It was alleged that the practices. However, she believes Many academics cousins committed these acts there is still a lot of work in an attempt to impress their who become lecturers to be done before girlfriends. "fail to connect with teaching is updated and their students and effective again: "There show no interest in still needs to he a change GOT A how they learn." in the entire culture of STARS of the Seventies Headinglev. running until claimed D a v i d u-aching anil learning Spectacular climbed 5:05am from Infirmary GOOD within Higher aboard the Love Train last Street and covering all Jacques, an Education." NEWS independent consultant week to re-launch the stops to Bodington Hall. Students tended to student late night bus "Students that club in Higher Education. support Jacques' claims STORY? He argued that the service, writes l.iiurii until late can now party that professors need to Aldersori. without the worry of lecture is a very learn more about the The Night Rider 995 having to catch expensive Call the Newsdesk on ineffective teaching requirements of the method in higher service connects the Leeds cabs home," said DJ ON THE HORIZON people they are teaching. club scene to students in Brutus Gold. 243 4727 with Stevie Sunshine education because Mark Cole, second students become passive year Broadcast Saturday: Patchy cloud with both sunny and lose their Journalism student at and showery spells. Maximum concentration quickly. Leeds University said: "I temperature: 13C (55F). think it's important that Sunday: Mostly dry with some sunshine. Changes lecturers have experience Maximum temperature 14C (59F). Bee McCall, and are not just academics. It's best that Outlook for the rest of the week: Fairly dry Education Officer at with sunny periods. Light winds. Leeds University, agreed you.are taught by people To a career in journalism Temperatures a little lower than expected. that changes need to be from the industry you BBC newsman Nicholas Witchetl, known by millions as one of this made but did not think want to enter." country's top journalists, started his career on these hallowed pages. II Wcalhci-call Regional I'oivrasl ON9 I 500 4 I 7 traditional teaching Gavin Silverman. your burning desire is to follow in his footsteps then your first mine should he scrapped second year Physiology should be to Britain's biggest and best weekly student newspaper. We're entirely. student claims: "Some of always looking for new reporters, so come along to our office at LMUSU "We are graduall\ the best lecturers I've had or call our news hotline and you could be journalism's next big thing. A LOAD OF BALLS seeing a shift towards the are not really academic. 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OUR very own Jarvis was Cock- a-hoop as he rubbed shoulders with the stars at the National TV Awards, writes Kevin rctinnin. The Star.'. In Their I yes finalist, alias Aslrophy sies finalist (iareth Dickinson, partied the night away with top celebs including 'the girl for the Thrillenium' Melinda Messenger who teased the crowds in a short, sexy black dress. "I saw Melinda walking around and she came over and said she recognised me from the show" said Gareth. "I continued talking with her for about 15 minutes." But cheeky Gareth had to resist temptation when she asked him lor a copy of his hand's tape. He explained: "I gave her the tape hut she had no pockets and I was that close to putting it in her clea\agc. Thank God I wasn't that drunk!" (iareth mingled with the stars and a culinary blooper led to a meeting with ()nl\ l-'(inl\ and Hoi si-s star Busier Merryfield "I was at the bullet table ami lad my plate and fork in one land. I was try ing to get out when I slabbed Buster with my fork." said (iareth. "He shouted >ut but I think he saw the funny side. I did." Wonderbra model Caprice lecamc really attached to our Jarvis. The couple posed for snaps but the photographer couldn't get the camera to woik. "I was left clinging to her lor YOU'RE MY NUMBER ONE: TOTPs Jayne Middlemiss STUNNER: Jarvis can't let go of supermodel Caprice iges. there was no way I was citing her go." Funnyman I.es Dennis iraiscd Garcth for his lerformance on ,S'; Middlemiss / "lit- l'i>i>\ and ():

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THREATENED?: Matthew Booth and Ben Greenwood return to Milanos Pic: George Philipas Take-away staff dethrone PRESSURE is Goldsmith. National Womens SPECIAL REPORT BY Officer. "I think it's mounting on the BEN EAST absolutely right that the NUS 'made knife threat' NUS leadership after get a good slapping - they've STAFF at a local take-away By KEVIN PETTMAN real," claimed Matthew. student unions and preventing an embarrassing been absolutely crap over fees." have been accused of ordered a chicken kebab then Police were called to Milanos. NUS executive row. threatening their customers turned to Ben and said 'I hope you but they found no grounds for members across the LUU are spearheading the And part-time executive with a knife, after make it fat like your ma'." prosecution. campaign to call for an member Carolyne Culver misunderstanding an insult not Offended staff thought the The manager strongly denied country backed a Extraordinary Meeting of welcomed the meeting. directly aimed at them. remark was directed at them, the incident claiming that the Leeds-led move to NUS National Conference slamming Trainer for his The alleged incident occurred although Matthew claims it was students were part of a larger challenge them over this autumn, and have "high hypocrisy." at Pizza Milanos, when Ecology obvious he was talking to Ben. group causing trouble in the shop: rounded up 39 bodies But Jim Gardner defended finalist Matthew Booth and The students allege two "There was a slight incident the tuition fees promising support. They only the action of NUS: "We have friends Ben Greenwood and Jo members of staff leapt over the involving some drunk students campaign. need 25 signatures to call the been telling every regional Miller decided to finish their service desk, pinning Matthew who we could not serve, but the officer to fight against tuition evening off with some food. 16 unions flocked to fees. We're doing everything against the wall whilst a third knives were never taken past the Leeds to demonstrate "We had drunk about five brandished a large kitchen knife. counter. Students are essential to 'The NUS we can," he promised. pints so we were merry but not "He held the knife against my our business and we have a go

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DRUMMING UP SUPPORT: Education Officer, Bee McCall, outside Leeds University Union arguing the case against tuition fees. Pic:George Philipas Leeds Student, Friday October 10 1997 NEWSDESK 243 4727 EMERGENCY GENERAL MEETING OVER FEES CAMPAIGN union-led bid to Prof collapses in car park drama \ I'ROI I.SSOR collapsed in a car park alter suffering from a severe migraine, u n';o .S/>rm c/ Stokes. Peter Dew. professor ol Computer Studies at Leeds feestraito University, was found slumped between two vehicles last week "ITom the reaction of the believe the action is a waste of hy his wife who hail arranged to slink-ills' unions at the meeting time. collect him outside the we ;jot llu- impression that "Tuition tees are going to be department everybody was unhappy with implemented no matter what." Concerned students gathered them. said politics finalist John Cooper round the ill professor as he was "\\c earned a lot of support. "The union should not waste our rushed to Leeds (iciieral The NUS is likely to pull out all money campaigning for a losi Infirmary. where he was kept the stops, hut we've got an even cause " overnight for observation and chance of getting the motions io Textiles fresher Stephanie remained off work lor a week. conference." Potter went further. "Tuition fees A worried member ol staff \losi stiuleiils applauded are a good idea as they are means said: "We are all very concerned I LJU's action. Ian Pow Icsland. a tested and won't prevent the here, bul are delighted he's (ieography finalist at Leeds poorest students going to returned to the department, back University said: "It's about time univ ersiiy. to his normal self." that somebody stooil up against "You don't have to pay them tuition lees. I can't hclie\e thcic hack until you are earning and was no debate on it at the I.ahour besides, why should low earning Storm over Part) Conference last week." workers pay for privileged children to go to university1.'" she- Careers asked. pub plans Hut LUU now hope to gain the And Sally Cmmhle. a second support of more unions before PLANS to build a new pub in yeai Construction management ihev make the joint official call Headmglcv have come under student at LMl! raged. "I've lor an emergency conference. sev ere criticism from many completely lost faith in the NUS They have launched a postcard local organisations who argue leadership. It seems like they're campaign tie-signed to lobby Mi's there are already too many pubs doing the job to further their own at Westminster anil are planning in the area, u rile dm It- political careers." tours of local schools and further l-.iliiiniiil iiiij \/i alii Slum: How cv er some students education colleges. The I om ( nhlcigh puh chain has been granted planning permission for the sile of the old Headingley bus station on Otley Road, causing much controversy from a variety of groups including the police, local councillors and such as the far Headingley Village Societv. Other proposals for the site include new housing for the elderly to he bnih hy the Joseph Row mice's foundation which many believe to he a more worthwhile investment for the area. Music College celebrates boost

BRITAIN'S largest music college recently opened in . holding an open day to celebrate its new 14.7m building, ur/Vrs l.tinni .\lilcr\nn. FEES FIGHTBACK: Communications Officer Ruth Wilkin during the campaign Situated beside the West Yorkshire Playhouse, this is a great step lorward for the new Leeds University 'Leeds College of Music, which for the past .ill years has been based in a complex of victorian houses besides I he < "i v ic Theatre. It now holds improved recording facilities for Us {>(>() This is an official call to the NUS to call an extraordinary lull and 2.IKX) part time students emergency meeting of the NUS national conference. This is and is trying to raise funds for a new 450 seat concert hall which concerning the NUS response to government proposals on will he available for various aits education funding. and organisations along with the students and performers. Yours sincerely, Students said they are very excited hv the move. Leeds Student, Friday October 10 1997 Leeds Student ARE WE CONTENT TO CONSENT TO THE LEGALISATION OF SAME-SEX MARRIAGES? Leeds Student is an independent newspaper serving students at l.ccJs Metropolitan University. Leeds University and other colleges in and around Leeds. All our journalists abide by a code of conduct, hut if you have any problems, please contact the Ldilor. C'liniments, contributions and helpful criticism are invited.

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Fashion Hayley Jones OME gay people It may surprise some people Jenni Jones to learn that not all gay people claim that the wish for gay partnership to he Features institution of recognised by the law. After all. Jo Young S there are a few benefits to not marriage is outdated having to declare your partner's Listings and unnecessary, but income when you are a poor Ross Horsley while it still exists, student. For instance, I can everyone must currently have pictures of me Music and my girlfriend kissing all Jo Cairns recognise that gay over my Hat. However for the Joseph Downie people have an equal purposes of claiming for health Robhy El son right to its numerous costs, it is easy to say 1 am not Jenny Wood "living together with someone benefits. as if we were married", as mv News This might sound very relationship has no legal Laura Davis materialistic, hut (he fact standing. Naveed Raja is. that those benefits HERE are also questions Pictures conferred upon common to he asked of the whole Sarah Davis law wives and husbands BY LOUISE WATERS Tinstitution of marriage as well as actual spouses that some gay people claim has Politics are very important to a little place in todav 's society. Christian tradition which asserts would also be taught in schools Martin Arnold We are used to trying to carve ARRIAGE is Jacob Hickcv gay person's well being that marriage is essentially a to perceive same-sex marriages and ability to have a out a gay identity in society but the natural fertility rite and much of the as being on an equal footing with win should we then take on a basis for symbolism associated with the normal ones which may Proof Reader fulfilling life. heterosexual institution and bind M traditional marriage - from aggravate many parents. Mary Brewer Examples of the injustices ourselves to it? Furthermore, procreation of children. Chinny Li orange blossom to confetti - is a There is also the matter of the of the present system are marriage is associated with This is impossible in a reference to perpetuating the international perspective on this abundant. For instance, if couples who want to make a same-sex marriage and isstie. If Britain were lo legalise Sport public commitment to each family. Chris Straw t\\o women are bringing up a therefore gay For this reason, religions will gay marriages, there is nothing to child . and the biological other, vet gav couples do this by never recognise same-sex say that other countries would simply holding hands in the marriages should not marriages. It is the church's follow suit. Therefore, if a Television mother dies, the partner has street. Diane Leeming mi automatic right to keep be legalised. belief that God created one male married gay couple were to go The inequality with the and one female "in such a abroad, they would lose their Ross Horsley bringing up the child. In present system needs changing The Law Code of Dan Thubron order to win this right, she is Leviticus states "Thou manner as to preclude any married status in the eyes of that though and there are two very alternative other than that they he country and this would pose- forced to fight a costly legal good reasons why I he Shalt not lie with mankind, foi each other". complex legal problems Travel battle. Government should move ahead Indira Das-Gupta as with womankind, it is an It would he like coming hack In cases in which a gay man to recognise gay partnership. abomination". HE term 'marriage' itself. from Amsterdam w ith a case- or woman has died, the Tamil) One is that the European CORRESPONDENTS Recently, American by its inherent meaning, load of dope and telling Customs of the deceased, who refused to Court will force it on them denotes a heterosexual that it's legitimate here because accept their children were gay, anyway in a future test case. Congress passed a Defence of T Chief Reporter Marriage Act which frustrated union and therefore the term "gay it's legal in Holland. ha\e stepped in to take over the The other is that it is quite marriage" is an oxymoron, that is By legalising gay marriages. Kevin Penman csiale of their son or daughter, obv iotislv a bi/arre and the gay community by Crime to say the contradiction of iwo and thereby completely free/ing their partner out. This untenable situation when gay refusing to recognise same- contradictory ideas. contravening what is meant by Matt Genever has led to partners being thrown people are allowed to live sex marriages. One senator Education freely, form partnerships, have Marriage, however, is both a matrimony. we could he taking out of the housesthey had said "traditional family has civil as well as a religious bond, Gareth Evans children, attain benefits and the first step towards an utter shared for years with their lover. stood for 5000 vears. Are we and its implications go beyond breakdown of what we perceive While we can make provision pensions for their partners just religious thought. through their companies, and so sure that we are ready to as constituting marriage. What is for these events in a will, they Society would have to adapt to say that follow ing this Editorial hotline: can still he challenged by yet are still unable to have their reject 5000 years of recorded history'.' I don't think so." lo a situation in which same sex tendency, multiple marriages (0113)2434727 families who can argue that relationship recognised as being should not become authorised'.' equal to those of heterosexual .Anil indeed we should not. couples would he entitled lo all Advertising hotline: their son or daughter was never the benefits and priv ileges as The thought abhors, really gay and they were just led couples. Much of the resistance to gay call Catherine Barton astray. maniaees stems from .ludaco- heterosexual ones. Children on (0113)231 4293 Leeds Student, Friday Octotx 101997 Murray Prints Leeds Student OPINION NUS and tuition fees: What's going on? VER the years this column has never been slow to criticise our O student unions. All too often tales of their bungles have had adverse effects upon the very people they were elected to serve. But credit where credit's due. Leeds University Union deserve plaudits tor seeing through NUS President Douglas Trainer's ill- disguised Labour Student credentials, and then having the gumption to do something about it. Anil gelling over thirty unions to support their campaign to call for an emergency conference on tuition fees in just two days was a fine example of how, if organised properly, students can still he a radical force. Careerist Douglas Trainer must he quaking in his hoots. The only thing he can hide behind now is die petty bureaucracy of MINISTERS DO THEIR BIT TO RID THE WORLD OF LANDMINES NUS conferences. It is quite clear that he is a careerist Labour student whose personal interests are impinging upon his job and preventing him from speaking out for students. No wonder David Blunkett thanked LETTERS TO THE EDITOR members of the XI S at the Labour party conference for their '•saint-like" wisdom on tuition fees. Put frankly. Trainer is Be Real Now Minerva's Man employed and elected to fight for Winning Dear Editor Charlatans and the Dear Minerva, students and he. along with many other Manies' come way abo\e Letter parts of Nt'S. is not doing enough. MY HOUSEMATE and I them in my estimation to 1 was amused b> sour column in the Leeds It shouldn't have to he like this. NUS were left seething with name but a few! Student of 3rd October. You have my sympathy. 1 am should, with their money and anger after reading the If you like rock and a tresher lixing at l.yddon Hall (the men-only hall at organisational skills, he organising an album review in last weeks roll, buy Be Here Now. If Leeds I'imersity ). I am staggered that a men-only effective campaign that we can join. But /.C('(A Siiii/i'in by Ben East you like music, buy it too, hall exists at the end of the twentieth century. they have lost touch with the very about the Vene's I'r/xin If you simply like to spend My point is, I feel for you. It is difficult getting a people they're supposed to represent. shag. I was at Mti/eslvk on Tuesday night as well. I for the letter Hymns. money buy both He Here First the fiasco on advertisng with Mr Ben East is quite Now and Urban Hymns noticed all the points you made. I am refusing to take Lndsleigh. now this. NUS are clearly simply an appaling but don't buy into the a coat there again. However, it was still a great night of the week example of yet another 'hype' surrounding the out, my first club night in Leeds. failing in their mandate to protect and pro-Yen e/anti-Oasis Verve. Good as they are If you want someone to talk to about your probs, fight for students. As LUU's action this Vent your wrath at the world lobbyist. Has he actually they still have a long way give me a shout. I'll listen. week demonstrates, it's time we and see your name in print at heard the Oasis album Be to go to match the power, The one advantage of Lyddon Hall that you 'II reminded them of their obligations. appreciate is that we have a full complement of the same time by writing to Here Now or is he being a attitude, charisma, little too hasty in jumping professionalism and talent satellite TV. So you are most welcome to come here Leeds Student. You could even onto the bandwagon like which shines throughout and watch ER when it starts. Give me a call and I'll Sex (Menders' hostels: scoop the cash prize for the so many others? Be Here Now. let you in. best weekly letter. The plain and simple Perhaps the anti-Oasis Give me a call and we can meet for a coffee. Or you could ignore this letter completely, or you could Write to: tact is that Oasis (not the backlash is a blessing in Not here please Verve) are the best band in disguise as it ousts print it and rip it out of me. I don't care. Sometimes I Britain. Fashion-following 'Oasis just do things on impulse and this is one of them. If I he news that the rush-hour The Editor Be Here Now is Oasis lo\ers' such as Ben East. never hear from you then my life will go on rape of a student was Leeds Student at their arrogant best and To all true 'Music regardless. However it would be great to meet you. committed by a released So I'm signing off. I'll hear from you. LUU, PO Box 157 every song oo/es Lovers' out there, I sex attacker living in one professionalism, elass and promise you will love and Leeds Simon Aronowitz Tof Leeds 6's hostels is nothing irnr. After purchasing cherish "Be Here Now". LSI 1UH Urban H\nin.\ this week To all Ben East's out there. short of appalling. like all other good sheep in don't 'dis' Oasis after all. /'urn la Minen'ti 's inoitn on pu^e 5. Of course, there must be some sort or fax: the land though. I was the Verve only re-formed of rehabilitation scheme to guide (0113)2467953 sadly disappointed. It's a because a certain Noel good album don't get me Gallagher asked them to Mexican Defence offenders back into the community. wrong , and the Verve are do so. Dear Editor, But not here. Students are more or E-mail: a very talented band whose likely to take risks and be vulnerable [email protected] success is much deserved Paul Lancaster I AM writing in indignant condemnation of the article to attack at any hour of the night or after a disappointing past "Guerillas held me at gunpoint" in the last edition of response from the music Fashion-following Oasis day. You can also call in to the I.eei/s Student. It's time we were told exactly buying public. lover urn I.' Dili \ou have I have recently returned from a year in Mexico newspaper office at LMUSU However, the 'Best "Supersonic" when it mine and during my year travelling around this beautiful, where these hostels are and the kinds City Site. band in Britain' tag which out or did you hu\ the B&H friendly country I experienced nothing even of people who live in them. Then, everyone has been quick to box set last week '.' I goi n/> comparable to that of Sarah Davis. when the time comes, we can make give them is a little naive at Jain to i>et the iilhiun loo. Don't be put off going to this country. considering other bands I'm just disappointed, tluit's informed decisions about where we such as C'ast, the all. Editor Leon Beckenham want to live. OWN GOAL: 'Our Greg1 on top of the world - Page 22 HARVEYS

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In their ow n word-.. they there. were the most Now the big question is sophisticated electorate it' there is any lite in the on earth. Tories at all. Major and Now we have William wearing a Thatcher's Men in Blue, baseball cap and try ing loyal devotees who to outcool Tony Blair by tirelessly campaigned to rid getting on down at the world of the scum of Netting Hill. As for the cap. the the unions, appear to have big mistake was to have given up the game. Rolf is Hague embla/oned Perhaps ihc> 're oil across the from. I 01 shooting foxes, or \\hate\er it maximum street cred it is Tories do at the weekend. should have said Nike. Or dead. Ncaily eight out of The Tory old guard a fraud ten parly members arc oxer 45 must be turning in their and a quarter ol lliem w ill pass u> bath chairs. All they can the other side i(' of L graveyards, do is w atch as Hague FTEN you put your trust in not the Liberal Demoerats i i w ho - hoi ror of Inrrrors someone only to find they before the next election. All this - shares a bed w ith his are, well, not the person you according to a report fiance) attempts to attract O new v oters. Most of them Ex-PM John Major: he left the Tory party in a bit of a bad way - just ask Hague thought they were. commissioned In party bosses Such a figure is Rolf Harris. Ever called, no joking, liluc .S'A/'o still don't realise they lost stinking ol whisky, made a side of the house. Ahead. the election and have been left speech condemning Britain's The truth is that Blair is wonder how he did those amazing If the exodus continues, there wondering w hal happened to the multicultural make up "You enormously popular and against paintings so fast? I did. and now I \\ill be no Tory party by the year chauffeur. can't have a lot of cultures in one him. Hague can onlv do okay. think I know how. He cheated. 2000. I once read a similar survey society." he said, "and godanmnt. The PM appears on Russian soap Karlier this week Rolf confessed he did which predicted that on current hose who actually make it don't you know I used to he operas, gives the Scots their own not play the didgeridoo on his hit song Sun trends one in every three into parliament or the party somebody" before sloping off parliament, is pals with Bill Arise - and neither did anyone else. mdi\ iduals will be an l:l\is Tconference sit fuming in into a bla/e of bad publicity. Clinton and acts like everybody's Harris - star of children's TV show impersonator In 2010. the corner like some deranged The gulf between the new best friend. That is apart from the Animal Hospital - has kept this dark secret These two predictions could and ancient uncle Alan < 'lark, government and their opposition poor soils starling university next to himself since 1962 when the suspicious coincide and leave us with an that ruddy-cheeked old bloke you is ever widening. Labour's all year. single reached nuinher three in the Hit opposition bench packed to the met at the bus station (in his day women short lists, for example, So are we alone, just us and tin- Parade. rafters \\ith rhinestonc cowboys job MP for Kensington and have proved to he a great success Labour party .' Lor the moment we Rolf, at this time, could not even play which, judging by \\'illiam Chelsea) has recently advocated and gone someway towards are. and after eighteen years of the didgeridoo, I bet he had never even Hague's misguided attempts to the mass slaughter of dOO changing the political climate. ('onservalive rule it feels good. But seen one. Harris claims he and arranger woo the nation's youth, may iiisi Irishmen. "(iet back to the kitchen!" democracy needs opposition, and Johnny Spence mocked up the sound using be the next trick up his sleave. And Norman "lebhit. probably shouted the old guvs on the other Haeue needs new Men in Blue. eight bass fiddles. An accessory to the crime was George Martin, producer to the Beatles. To make amends for Rolfgate - as I'm sure history books will dub the deception of ...And is anybody getting in there? the century - Harris has re-recorded Sun Arise using not one hut two didgcridoos. Tory visiting the Blackpool conference in (15) from the \\est Midlands. Manisb. when Big fucking deal. GENERATION ago the Twenty the years after the event, this is search oflurve this week will have been not studying for his GCSKs, likes to make benefit to the young of speeches at lory conferences. He implored too little too late. .Si/;i A rive, so we all in for a shock. thought, first introduced the didgeridoo to membership of the The average age of a delegate is sixty -five - delegates to put the Great back into Britain A and return to family values. a Kuropean audience. No" we know Conservative party were widely so a healthy interest in blue rinse and ziniiner Manisb's parents were reported to be different and 1 just feel sorry tor all those understood," said a report this week. frames is a prerequisite for lovers meeting generations of children who have been starry eyed across an ill-attended fringe worried about the excessive partying that "A leg up for the ambitious, a leg- goes on at such events, and completely betrayed by this num. meeting. over for the amorous." dismissed reports that bis new girlfriend is Sun Arise 97 is released on October I). On the other hand, the ambitious were Do not bin it. limes ha\e changed and any young represented by child prodigy Mam'sh Chopra old enough to be bis grandmother. 10 NEWSDESK 243 47Z7 Leeds Student, Friday October 10 1997 Double Delight IDENTICAL twins Victoria and Catherine Spoor are celebrating after graduating with exactly the same degree Rush hour rapist results. MT//C.V Lucy Ashton. The sisters, from Chester- le-Street in Durham gained First Class Honours degrees in Pharmacology and Physiology from Leeds University. A very happy Victoria said: "We have got the same results before, but I wasn't expecting a First, so I was receives life quite surprised." A CONVICTED sex By MATT GENEVER provides the best protection of the At school their work was Crime Correspondent public, which is our prime concern." so similar, they often got attacker who re-offended Simmonds will be subject to accused of cheating. just ten days after being registration under the new Sex They even got the same 11 pm curfew. released from prison, was The attack took place during rush Offenders Act which came into force results at A level. on September 1. He will have to But as Victoria revealed. sentenced to life hour, as the victim walked home along Cardigan Road, deemed to be one of the register his address with the police "You can't really cheat in imprisonment on Friday. tor life, and this will enable both exams, it's very difficult so busiest in Leeds. For mans students this Wayne Simmonds, 24, is part of their every day route. police and probation to monitor his fortunately people realised we whereabouts and behaviour. weren't and got used to us." attacked and raped a female "It's very frightening because there's always lots of traffic there and usually The trial also revealed Simmonds Victoria doesn't think they LMU student last November, attacked another woman on the same ha\e an\ special twin powers: stealing her credit cards and cash quite a lot of people walking along it." said Chemistry finalist Tui Miller. "It's night as the rape. She is said to still "I don't believe the fact that before dragging her into an need counselling to help her recover we are twins explains our absolutely disgusting that women can't alleyway where he viciously walk the streets at 5pm in safety." from the incident. results. assaulted her. Simmons received a life sentence "1 think it's just a with a minimum term of seven years coincidence." At the time of the assault, Prison before parole is even considered. Yet Victoria and Catherine Simmonds had been staying at the Following the incident. West A spokesperson for West are not the only twins to Cardigan Road rehabilitation hostel. Yorkshire Probation Service have Yorkshire Police said that it is graduate this year with situated in the middle of student carried out a full review of the imperative for women to avoid identical results. dominated Hyde Park, which hostel's admission policy. taking short cuts in quiet and unlit The pair gained national provides a home for ex-criminals Paul Thurston. Assistant Chief areas. notoriety with a feature in including convicted sex attackers. Probation Officer said: "In cases that "If they do feel as though they are The Dailv Kxpivsx, and a The opening of the hostel caused pose as great a risk as this we believe being threatened they should head for wealth of local interest in the great alarm last year when it was a lengthy prison sentence and a busy area and if they still feel North East. The girls have revealed that inmates are allowed to extended supervision by the threatened they should not hesitate to also been approached by roam free as long as they adhere to an probation service after release contact the police." he added. television channels. HOSTEL: Where the sex offenders are living

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Shagpile carpet CHICAGO fire chiefs were dumbstruck after a man rang up tsking for help - because his >enis was stuck between his 'FLASHER TRIED 'loot-boards. 27 year old Thomas Hoffman apparently did it vhilst doing t'ai chi. Beef bomb CRAZY boffins in the USA claim that boiling meat in water jnd then 'bombing' it with TO BURGLE US small amounts of explosives A BURGLAR shocked By HANNAH RATTRAY •an make it lender and give il nore taste. a house of female started trying to remove the students when he tried letterbox we called the police, it Hocus pocus to break into their was no longer such a joke." LSR strive for full time licence A female officer was WEIRD Witch Kevin Carlyon house - while he was dispatched lo the scene and the las placed a curse on Richard naked. flasher was taken to the station Branson. The Hastier disturbed his for questioning. Align thai Chris I.\ans has neighbours in the early vplaced Russ and Jono on the Frightening Virgin breakfast slot, he and hours of Monday morning when he tried to remove A Police spokeswoman said: nine other witches performed a "Anybody breaking in is curse dance which lie believes the letter box of the obviously a priority and the «.ill "ruin Branson." Headingley house. situation was very frightening for The terrified girls, who the girls involved. In this type of wish to remain anonymous, situation support and counselling called the police who took the is available for those who need man to Meanwood police it." Ration for questioning. "The man obv lously needs Initially the tenants believed help and we will he looking into he man to be a hoaxer. the reasons why such a situation "Through the front window arose." we saw a naked man stood on She went on to say that he doorstep, carrying his periodic cases of flashing occur clothes'" said one of the girls. in the area, although this is the At first we thought this w as first indecency investigation of funny." the term. The friends recognised the Helen Russell, lit Womens man from a nearby house in then ()l ficer denounced the offence. Game power street. "The issue of flashing is often seen as a joke, but I would like to MARIO-MAD surgeons will Warned tell everyone to take this kind ot ie pressing their buttons more crime seriously because it's not a rom now on as a new "Previous ten.nils had warned joke. discovery pro\es thai using us they had seen him flashing "There are possible long term hildren's Gameboys improves through a window." she effects for the women involved Leeds Student Radio are planning a move away from their familiar one month broadcast hen skills in keyhole surgery. continued. and I hope the Police take this periods by applying for a full-time 24 hour licence, writes Ralph Savage. The basic requirement "After receiving no response seriously . If w omen are for this will be funds of £250 000 which must be raised to pay for the licence. Around £100,000 he went back lo his own of the cash is 'in the pipeline' from corporate sponsorship, the remainder will hopefully be It's just snot true concerned about safety they can raised from local investment and sponsorship. At present LSR has a Restricted Service Licence doorstep, stood there and stared slay overnight in the Women's which allows them to broadcast for two periods of 28 days a year. LSR will begin broadcasting DAZZLED doctors made an at our house. Centre on campus, the keys are on November 7 for one month. Pic: Vita Gottlieb alarming discovery when they "When he returned and available from the porter." pulled a rubber wheel out of an eight year old's nose. Apparently the toy has been •ituck up there for the past six years, causing quite a bit ot Munich comes to Leeds STUDENTS disturbance. Award success The thin white line POISONED DODGY cops in Florida were A COUNCILLOR has warned of a food poisoning threat after for production busted when trying to sell cocaine ... to other undercover seven students fell ill, five A DRAMA department has won By HANNAH RATTRAY cops. contracting salmonella from top pri/e in a prestigious film The bent coppers tried to eating chocolate mousse festival. didn't panic when I told them I'd claim that they were doing containing raw eggs. writes LMU's Northern School of overspent!" unpaid overtime in an attempt Jennifer Iliiinphi Film and Television, won the The Kinx follows a successful to catch drugs barons. Councillor Philip Jones tradition set by students at LMU. claims basic food hygiene is an title of 'Best Overall Production' The director of The I-'nil for The K'uifi. beating off \lnnt\. Peter Caltaneo. is a Gender Bender ongoing problem in all student competition from a variety of houses and is calling for all other films, including one Iroin former student, as are television A YOUNG woman has just cases of food poisoning to be Merchant Ivory productions. director Norman Stone and divorced her husband after reported to the Environmental The Run; is the first NSFTV aw ard w inning Director of disdnerins: that 'he' is in fact a Health Office. In this way Photography Dal Hobson who disease can be monitored and production to win this was recently involved in the •she'. prestigious pri/e. They had been married for any possible trend found. However, in 1W5 and IWf. BBC's The hike.-,. seven months before Loretta Mike Gittins. Chief they scooped runner-up pri/es "The competition is partly Environmental Health Officer sponsored by the BBC and Stevens realised the truth when for Leeds said students are for 'Best Student Film', a litle winning the top pri/e is she found her husband's 'she- particularly at risk due to their which they won with Borderland brilliant." commented the to-he" disguise in what Melissa w ay of living and habits in in IW4. director. "Short films are an Hopkins had claimed to be cooking. Piles ol dirty dishes An excited NSIT'V Head Ian ideal route into a career in the Ins' Gridiron kit bag. and uncovered food is the root Macdonald offered his Him industry." of the problem, he claims. congratulations to the whole The l-i/iit; is being screened as DRINKERS PARADISE: The Moisten Bier Fest, which runs "Cleanliness and hygiene is team involved with the film. part of the Leeds International Compiled by until 25th October, is host to beers from all over Europe. extremely important," he "It's a terrific achievement. It Film Festival, at the Hyde Park Entertainment includes tribute bands Cheeky Monkees and w as only a matter of time before Cinema on Tuesday 21st Laura Alderson The Spice (It Up) Girls. Tickets are £2.50 weekdays and £5.00 insisted. "Though this is rarely the quality was recognised. Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays. Pic: George Philipas foremost in student houses." "I'm just pleased the team October at 6.3()pm. 11 So, it may not have been what Lord Steel had really meant all those years ago. But in the aftermath of the election and the continuing decline of the Conservatives, finds Paddy Ashdown in confident mood. He talks frankly about his hopes for the Liberal Democrats and suggests why the days of the Conservatives as the official opposition could well be numbered. Third Party:

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Julian Wharam, a former Leeds student and now a presenter on The New 96.3 Aire FM, ARTS. 4-6 reckons that to survive, This week we take a look at the forthcoming Leeds International Film bands need to be very Festival and assess the talents of funnyman Frank Skinner. loud and proud raise Be! Oasis are playing a few more live Pdates in the UK before MUSIC. Christmas. The closest the tour bus conies to West Yorkshire is Swaggering onto the scene this week are the Gallagher Bros, part Manchester's (i-Mcx for two two - No Way Sis - and we 'Sample-slaya' Armand Van Helden's new nights, but with the exception of these. I'm told there album. definitely will not be any more chances to see them this year. The fact that we were told the same thing with the Sheffield gig a few weeks ago might raise BOOKS. 8-9 a few eyebrows, but hey - Top writers galore as Juice conducts a guided tour of who's who Christmas just wouldn't be the amongst the Booker prize nominees. same without holding your pint glass in the air, singing along to Wonderwall at the top of your voice. Curiously, residents of Karls Court in London are CLUBS. 1O/11 thoroughly bemused with the From Roger Sanchez to Leeds' newest club, the boys in the news of extra live Oasis dates. They've only just recovereu know give you the low down on what's happenin' this week. From the mental scars inflicted upon them the last time the boys played in their neighbourhood! They branded Oasis fans 'yobs' (quite how calling Tony Blair a yob will TEENAGE FANCLUB help the situation is beyond me), and there were more pints of beer downed on the streets than raindrops fall from the Robby Elson has a chat with the lads about their musical sky in West Yorkshire. The way in which the locals past, the release of their new album and thus, their promising describe the actual concert is future. interesting; apparently the ground shook with noise, which suggests to me that the volume was just about right. Sorted. TELEVISION/RADIO.. 14/15 Oasis are not alone when it conies to upsetting old people Are you a Teletubby or a Blue Peter presenter or one of the this autumn. The Prodigy cast from Neighbours? Find out in this weeks personal tv walked into a storm of protest quiz. over the sleeve artwork for their new single, Smack My Bitch Up, virtually guaranteeing them a place at 17 23 the top of the singles chart. !•'rout man Liam Howlett called LISTINGS. ~ the picture of a VW wrapped Wondering what's on TV, where to go out or which films around a lamp post as the right picture at the wrong time. to see? The only thing these pages don't do is make the Respect. decision for you. The chicken and the egg theory now conies into force, posing the question, do successful bands always get HOT: Eating into the news simply because Coo nB they are big, or do they become Out " big by getting into the news? And how docs a new band get HOT yourself into the news in the first place? Controversy is the key. There . DEFINITELY the'hot' option, even if it"s not your MISSING Mumsy's home cooking? Enough pizza boxes lying around to is no better w ay to sell copies of Kashmir curry. Leeds certainly has no shortage of start your own business or eaten spag bol more than six times this week? a song than by creating a 'eateries. So whether it"s fast rood chains like Mickey Perhaps your efforts are as meagre as your grant. Or maybe you thought political storm. Just ask D's or Wendy's, fancy sandwich bars, one of the new you had a good imagination until you came to Uni and discovered that Krankic Goes To Bollywood. trendy cafes such as Oporto, a late night greasy spoon, a there are limitations on the varieties of sandwiches you can make Having a good song like Relax pub lunch or the Union Refectory there must be (deluding yourself that two slices of bread lined with ketchup always was behind the controversy alw ays something to tickle your taste buds without your favourite.) And then there's the washing up, a mountain of crockery helps, but lets face it, this wiping out your wallet. Plus with the helping precariously 'balanced' in the sink Basically I'm saying let someone else didn't stop the Rcdnex. .hand of the Student Pages its never been take the strain once in a while. Walking to Morrisons, opening tins, it's easier to have a tasty meal out without just too much hassle when your mates are off down the pub. So, if any of You can hear Julian 'wasting' too much of your beer money. From these scenarios sound all too familiar and you feel that you've had weekdays between 1 and \ Cantonese to Mexican to Greek to Indian you can enough, take a break but don't have a Kit Kat. Try reading what's hot. 4pm, and between 8 and . ': wistfully try to imagine you're somewhere else in 11 pm every Saturday for 1 the indie / alternative the world and let's face it. it beats beans on toast. show called The Big Noise, k on The New 96.3 Aire FM. 15 Juice ARTS Friday October 10 1997

Leeds Eleventh Film Festival is set to be one of the best to date. PAUL WILSON checks out why Cannes is no longer the place to be

eing in decade it has become one of and writer. graduate of the central premise is becoming a themes being Cine Europa. the most prestigious events Advance reviews are Northern bit worn. Cinema Of Quebec and Leeds at on the circuit with its very promising School Of Now, tickets for these Odyssey: Science Fiction. If the this time of showcasing of both major indeed. Film And showbi/, 'hob-nobberies' have idea of film festivals conjures year means Continuing the Television been on sale tor about two up the thought of a few big and minor talents. 'world Obviously, it is also a major here in the weeks, so if you fancy sharing a movies coupled with rather a lot a rather premiere/Leeds city and shot tub of popcorn with a top celeb of unknown East European Bdifferent kind of cultural boost for the city of featuring in there much of his you may be too late (try the box essays on the inter- festival, one where Leeds. somewhere' theme, movie 'oop office at the Civic Theatre for connectedness of death and Twelve months ago. the Tom Waller's debut North' including details). But with over 150 other religion, then think again. There three feet of mud and Festival kicked off with the feature Monk some locations in films being shown over the are some genuinely great 'Salmonella-In- world premiere of Brassed Off - Dawxon closes the Leeds. This too has fortnight, there is plenty of movies being shown this year; Granary' are not which went on to do great Festival at the ABC good \vord of mouth, opportunity to catch some damn some new. some old and some business both here and in on Oct 31. Waller even if its "tormented fine (licks at the one of the five that you've only seen on TV essential elements. America - and all the star priest' chosen venues. and should take the opportunity Beginning next presence expected at such an One of these venues is the to see on the big screen. Thursday and finishing on occasion. Great things are also Holy Trinity Church on Boar Halloween is the Leeds expected for this year's n Lane, which provides an mongst the new material opening night gala at the original and beautiful place to on show. Marc Evans' International Film Odeon, the Kay Mellor- screen a film. Quite a change AHouse Of America Festival, the eleventh scripted Girl's Night. from the local multiplex, and (Hyde Park) is definitely worth event of its kind to be Mellor. who hails from presumably without Digital seeing. This tale of big-town taking place. Last year's Leeds, wrote the Dolby or those little drinks dreams in small-town Wales brilliant Band Of Gold holders on the back of the pews, does not perhaps sound the tenth anniversary for ITV a couple of but still a unique and worthy most enticing of films but is spectacular was a roaring years back, and experience. If that doesn't grab extremely well acted, as funny success, and the line-up hopefully this you, the festival concentrates its as it is thought-provoking and this year promises nothing bittersweet comedy output at the rather more has a fantastic soundtrack that is less. starring Julie familiar picture houses known there because it adds to the film, Walters and as the Hyde Park, Odeon, ABC not to sell records. The Festival may not Brenda Blethyn and Showcase cinemas. Leeds 6's historic picture have the high profile of an can live up to the That "output" is a mix of house also plays host to Edinburgh or a London Film expectation premieres, previews and old something which could be Festival, but over the last created by its cast favourites, with this year's termed "The Pete Postlethwaite LEEDS WITH A PRINCE

ave you bevvies as you we know and love, managed to miss this The aim of this new event Penny (Thurs 23 @ ever heard stare at the big so what's happening? highly exclusive area is to link 'bar culture with Moderno) who has an Well according to see the handy map below film' and kicks off with affair with an inflatable »of the screen sounds chicken. There will also Tony Gedge(Leeds and you might be an opening launch party Exchange appealing then surprised to at the Cafe Junction with be an aquatic dance piece born entrepreneur called Tout Morose (Tues Quarter? No read on. and owner of * -find that you guest star Pete 28 @ Oporto) and an neither had I but According to the Liquid), the result walk right Postlethwaite. animated film called for those of you swanky promotion of this new through it. all And the films Overseer (Wed 22 @ . 'the time. themselves? Well they Liquid) extolling the looking for booklet, the development is 'a couldn't be more diverse. Exchange Quarter vibrant n]f Starting next virtues of drum and bass. something a little • week you'll The only thing they have So, if the whole idea is combines 'the cosmopolitan- in common is that they're different on the style village also have starting to appeal to you, intimacy and colour all fairly short (between 2 here's an added bonus. film scene, take where people ^another and 30 minutes). The of historic Georgian Teason to All the films are free to note because Leeds with the will live, shop topics covered range from watch and the main starting next week and socialise all head back football (The Sunny Side sponsors Grolsch are grandeur of the city's within the same *, »<• there, the Leeds of the Street, Tues 28 @ offering bottles for a quid it will be the finest Victorian square mile of the .'Film Festival Oporto) to the effects of at all events. The festival setting for the new Market buildings ' city centre.' " Fringe which will queer aesthetics on will run until the 30th Leeds? These aren't accompany the straight culture (A October. Fringe Festival. If But if you're Straight Guide to Queer, the usual words used still wondering Leeds International the idea of Tues 21 @ Queen's Louise Sherwood downing a few to describe the city how you Film Festival. Court), to Pensioner Friday October 101997 ARTS Juices

Experience'. On Simckis I1), lli course, a huge pile of mo\ ies. eye on Juice listings, of course prolific gentleman will he Fur .ill the details, you can pick - hut the best thing to do is go talking about, well, himself in a brochure up from to at least one ol the films THE FESTIVAL'S LEEDING FILMS one of the gaps between loads of places showings ot Romeo And Juliet. around town Brassed Off and The Usual Suspects. Most of the sci-fi is being shown here as well - the Alien trilogy. Mud Max and Videodrome are the pick' of them - along with Chasing Amy, the third film in Kevin Smith's New Jeise\ trilogy, which is reportedly a return to the glor\ that is Clerks alter the relatixe disappointment of Mallrats Most of the films are accompanied by screening-- of shorts which arc alwa\s different il not truK interesting, main of which will reeei\e a second showing at the Film Festival Fringe - see below lor more LEEDS INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL 16-31 OCT '97 details. OCTOBER 1997 MAT TEA EVES LATE Basically, the 6 Pal Garnfl 4 Bttiy Th« Kk) 3 7.00 I .eeds Intci national Film Festival is a film lover's fantasy fortnight. Special f appearances and events and of little art house

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EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW Larger Than Life Volcano TICKETS FOR 'THE Dir: Howard Franklin Dir: Mick Jackson Stars: Bill Murray, Stars: Tommy Lee PEACEMAKER' ' Janeane Garofalo Jones, Anne Heche REE trip to the movies, ILL Murray stars as YPE about Volcano anyone? Would you like Jack in this tedious all- has been erupting Fthat? BAmerican comedy which Leeds Student has teamed up with revolves around an impossible .over the nation since the fantastic folk at FFi Beatwax and task: to get rid of a large as far back as January, and UIP to give away 150 free tickets to elephant. sadly it was not worth the see one of Autumn's blockbuster Murray plays Jack, whose father movies. The Peacemaker. leaves him with a rather 'large' wait. The film, one of the first releases inheritance, and initially he's pleased. Expectations of a disaster from the Spielberg-led Dreamworks However, he finds himself left with a movie do not run very high; you misbehaving elephant called Vera and are not looking for a difficult a huge debt to pay. Jack's career in writing American psycho-babble is plot or complex characters- you put on hold while he attempts to want a fast furious action with rectify the problem. good special effects, that will keep you on the edge of your seat. In Volcano'?, case you might as well take your pillow along; it is that dull. Without no one ever realising this before, it appears that Los Pictures, stars George Clooney and Angeles was built not only in an Nicole Kidman in nuclear-chase- area prone to earthquakes, but also perature in caper antics. on top of a volcano, which suddenly jshire Boulevard^ To get your mitts on a free Thus the adventure begins, and ticket for a preview showing on continues in a totally unconvincing decides to make its presence known after a particularly bad tremor. No were thrown around to provide us with Tuesday at 6.30 at the ABC, take a array of trials and disasters as lie is copy of this paper to either LUU one seems willing to accept this, an image of erupting lava could have DISASTER X pursued by a psychotic trucker. Jack's been better created by Blue Peter with a foyer or LMU City Site bar on journey also leads him to meet a despite warnings by seismologist washing-up bottle, some powder paints [ CLASSIC] Monday at 12.30 and claim your couple of circus freaks. Highlighting Dr. Amy Barnes (Anne Heche), and a loo roll. The strength of the heat prize the comedy in the film, the "human until big fireballs start shooting also seemed to be on a dodgy [THE TOWERING INFERNO] blockhead" is revealed to have a across the sky. thermostat - people would look on with V Dir: John Guillermin / penchant for inserting cutlery into his The main problem with Volcano is not so much as a bead of sweat running nostrils. His wife adds humour as the its lack of credibility - as much as any down their forehead as friends, standing i HE perfect disaster incredible suburban tattooed lady. of these films can be believable. The less than a metre away, melt into lava Cringe-worthy sentimentality movie; made in the 70s, Frank Skinner endless pots of red and yellow paint that pools. . an all-star cast, a At: The Grand kicks in towards the end as Vera Most irritating ot all. was its rescues a falling church and ridiculous premise and some Sunday Oct 5 condescending attempt at spreading a highly detectable model predictably gains Jack's affections, deep message about how irrational .lack thus learns a valuable lesson in racism is. The idea was that if effects. HE last few years have seen morals and refrains from selling her everybody is covered in volcano ash Paul Newman stars as the Frank Skinner wearing to a circus. Instead she is sent to live and looks the same, prejudice will be architect of a hee-yuge skyscraper Tmany different hats - in Sri Lanka to commune happily conquered. It was cheesy beyond belief holding a lavish penthouse party football fantasist, top pop act and ever after wiih her relatives. and had absolutely nothing to do with to celebrate its completion. All chat show host. This rather dull Him is relieved in the rest of the film. seems well until three giant For his latest venture he has chosen places by Bill's dead-pan comic style. Tommy Lee Jones and Anne Heche kangaroos set about... sorry, a to return to the bottom of his wardrobe More of a kid's movie, but if you are did their best in appalling small fire breaks out that quickly and blow the dust off his titter marked looking for extremely light circumstances, but were unable to save grows into a large one. entertainment this is your film. this film from being a towering inferno To the rescue comes Steve Old picture, McQueen as the fire chief who new jokes. Lynne Travis of awfulness. and quite frankly the Still funny person who came up with the catch- against all the odds and B-list phrase " the coast is toast" should try a celebrity deaths has to enlist new line of work. Treat this Volcano as Newman's help to put the bloody you would a real one and stay as far thing out. Payback away from it as possible. Worth seeing just for these two Dir: Nicholas Hytner in cahoots, producer Irwin Allen's Stars: Mary Tyler Moore, finest hour is world-class big- Eleanor Mawrey budget tosh. AYBACK is one of those films that, TH this film Gary A criticism of the film is perhaps the Palthough not abysmal, )l(lmaii makes his length of some of the staged dialogues definitely falls into that Wvriting/directing debut Nil By Mouth and drunken scenes which seemed to 'stand-up comic' and go back to his category of recognised with a hard-hitting portrayal of a Din Gary Oldman drag on and made the film seem slightly comedy roots. No cobwebs on this man too long. mediocrity: made for video. disfunctional family in south-east LStars: Kathy Burke, Ray> however. After testifying to the London. Winstone However the performances The material in Skinner's new act brutality of her friendly It shows a dark underbelly of English throughout the film were outstanding and doesn't differ greatly from any of his neighbourhood cops, Mary Tyler life that is downbeat to a depressing settling down to focus on the lives of there is no doubt as to why Kathy Burke previous one-man gigs - plenty of 'I Moore becomes the victim of degree that is not often seen in cinema. pregnant Valerie (Kathy Burke-otherwise won the 1997 Best Actress award at swear this is true' anecdotes concerned Sergeant Colleen, a very, very The fact that it is set around an estate in known as Waynetta from Harry Enfield ) Cannes for her performance in this film. in the main with sex plus a side order evil man indeed. Deptford, South London and filmed in who is physically and mentally abused by However Ray Winstone matches Burke of childhood memories and football. Unfortunately, it turns out the midst of winter really captures the her husband Raymond (Ray Winstone), all the way with his intensely focused There was a male bias in the audience that an easy target is provided by bleakness of life which Oldman seems to whose anger is fuelled by drink and drugs. performance which dominates the film. obviously, but the contingent of women her son and his troubled past and want us to experience. To begin with Nil Hy Mouth is hard to get Definitely one to watch simply to were often leading the laughter, of pretty soon he ends up in jail for. The opening scene is set in a crowded to grips with, yet it is clear that this is an catch the rare insight into working class which there was plenty. No Elvis jokes yes, "a murder he didn't pub and introduces us to a crew of honest picture of a real life situation and the family life but you must be prepared for though - they were left to warm-up commit". \amielv criminal characters before realism is frightening at times. It is a realistic a sombre and somewhat disturbing man Steve Best who probably tried a look at people who are rarely depicted in Moore's good guy character is performance. Vicky Holden bit too hard only to redeem himself VERY good, as her ostentatious movies; ill educated and unemployed addicts with some world-class fart gags. values and unfounded remorse who use grim humour, co-dependency and Yes, football, farting and shagging display. The bad guy police violence as a shield from. hardly seem like the cutting edge ol officer however, shows just how ()ldmaii refuses to compromise in comedy but if the First Rule is to make bad he is by killing prostitutes producing a film that is true to life. The best 'cm laugh then Mr Skinner was and the like. I also found it example of this has to be where Ray wrongly adhering to it tightly. Quite simply, he strange that this film, about cops, accuses Val of ha\ ing an affair and ends in is a brilliant funnyman, as professional corruption and courts, did not horrific domestic violence leaving the viewer as he is quick-witted. His 'perverted contain a single swear word. feeling physically sick. Yet even this ceases Jim Bowen doing Bullseye' was truly "Payback" has the capacity to to break up the closeknil family. inspired, while a visit to KFC will provoke some potentially At the end of the film Oldman dedicates it never be the same after discovering an interesting questions, but doesn't to his father and this strong autobiographical alternative use for those lemon tissues. seem to want to and remains element is touched upon throughout the film. Never lost for a quip or a heckle- happy to sit in the relegated A touching scene shows Ray telling of how responding piss-take, the 90 minutes corner of Blockbuster Video. as a child lie watched his father drink himself (sorry, more football) he was on for to death and it shows how hard this passed very quickly and enjoyably depressing rut of life is to break away from. Fiona Johnson indeed. pau| u/ilson 18 Friday October 10 1997 REVIEW: MUSIC Juice

Armand Van Helden No Way Sis Sampleslaya & Ripcord (Germ.ZYX) V (LMUSU) rum 4n' bass won't be ampleslaya is drum kn' bass for .his hollow seventy-five Dlong; sooner or later cavern has S minutes worth of someone clever is going to probably dated hip-hop beats, split it down into subtly never seen a moronic vocals and different genres, each with Sunday quite so repetitive hooks that strange as this its own cool name. Jkt ultimately create a new You could try it yourself, before. genre of music - shit- (there's probably loads of cash in Self-proclaimed hop. it), but why not purchase a rather kings of the tribute Van Heldcn leaves Tori good double CD instead'.' band scene. No Way Amos behind for this IS Like the prcsious incarnations. Sis have spent the track album that, as the it's a compilation featuring 20 summer playing dil'terciii artists, so sou can name festivals, half-way up title suggests, incorporates drop \sith the best of them, hut the the bill - above real (or steals) samples from benuts lies in the choice and order of bands like The other tunes such as the tracks. Supernaturals - and "Juilhousc Rap" and "If The iu//icr branches o!' the drum 'n' Sham-pagne supernovas -No Way Sis hass iree are picked from first. There are yet tonight the room The Rapes Come dome" mellow pianos, a leu Mines and the odd is scattered with just couldn't care less about they are Rock n Roll delivers the line "You and slowly bores you to trumpet to be heard. Then we're led into a handful of very odd the turn-out. This is their Stars... which is more than can't beat the real thing" death with them. the less structured, more experimental people (including a second biggest gig ever, can be said for No Way with all the appropriate The main problem is that field. l)J Krust's -Soul In Motion" and they grab their Sis. who wander on stage stress and repetition it sounds like R2-D2 having a chat with his scattering of kids in opportunity with style and to muted response and deserves. Van Helden does nothing mates, whilst Boymerang seems to have Liam (surely Reni?!) enthusiasm. They look kick in to the There are moments new here. The \ocaK arc- sampled a scrap metal merchant's hats). True, it's great and sound even aforementioned song. when Noel sees the funny either paltrs and pockets lot Ins iraek. Fantastic. raining, and yes, better, although the The thing about a real side of the parody act; he unimaginative ("Wa\e your influences are sometimes Oasis gig is that it is an introduces "Whatever" hands in the air" anybody?) ticket prices were far rather too obvious. event; something to tell with a self-mocking or downright comical, For too high, but Suede and Bowie are the grandchildren about in "Hello Wembley", and in example. tonight's turn-out is the main reference points, years to come. Tonight the closing "I am the frankly embarrassing. although singer Hayden's that special feeling is Walrus" (a cover of a So who are the mannerisms in "Secret missing, which is as much cover - it gets stranger and people who have turned Lives" recall Neil the fault of No Way Sis as stranger) he dons a pair of Hannon, and there are it is the empty venue. flashing devil horns. Oh up? Those with a guitar licks straight outta Despite Liam how we laughed. vicarious interest in the the Steve Mason textbook attempting to replicate his And then it's all band, but not willing to of sweeping melancholy mentors arrogant sneer, over; no encore, and to be travel to Sheffield or in the elusively titled "C- the polite between song honest, not much demand Earl'..s Court? The Major". "thanks a lot" is for one. argument that "this is At times they hint a unconvincing (not least the closest some fans little too strongly of because the guy is Joe Downie "Tucrlo Kican can get to the real Mansunesque pretensions, Glaswegian), as is Noel's Handclap" contains a huge, thing" just doesn't especially in the brooding acoustic slot (which Oasis funks basslme but is ruined hs a "Drama", but have the have recently had the wash: if they were real pop sensibilities to end it good sense to drop from soul-searching crs of "If you're fans, they would have before it all gets too their set). Puerto Kican and sou know it made it to the proper much. In their token hit single clap sour hands". Hmm. my Oasis gigs. The 'crowd' love it, "I'd Like to Teach the hands are stuck to my leans. Support hand Ripcord and for one night only World to Sinu" Liam Ripcord "I llralunkula" is a slick tune but has more than a passing resemblance to Daft Punk. The Disc 2 is harder and faster. This is dreaded shackles. Vet here trademark hand-clap beat. what to put on when you're still wide is a hand wholeheartedly groo\y disco guitars and aw ake when you get home - there's a embracing the whole smothered sound effect has Roni Si/.e remix of Kitachi for a bit of Garageland shallow, fickle world. "Around The World" smeared his; name pull, but even better is a Last Exit to Garageland Well, like Kylie they're all over it. It's not until the final slightly techno underwater type track (Discordant) / from down-under too. nack. "Ballistic- Funk", that the from Shimon & Andy C. Minht explain a lot. pace is eventually raised and a Final!) there's the pretty side of drum Unlike Kylie. and I ball-busting break-beat bursts in, 4n" bass for dessert - lovely smooth include the new 'indie- but h> then it's too little too late. chilling out tracks. Blu Mar Ten arc- Kylie" in all this. Music in the nineties should excellent at this, all blowing bubbles and Garageland are good. be innovative and inspiring, but sipping champagne. We esen hear from Keller than good even. Last this is monotonous party music the not-strictly-drum 'n' bass Chicane. Exit to G

With only a few days to go till the winner of The Booker Prize is decided on Tuesday (Channel 4, 9-1 Opm), there's no way you can carry out those good intentions of reading the whole shortlist. You can still impress your mum though because dMd©has provided the ultimate bluffer's guide

grandmother Mammachi; uncle Chacku of Paradise Pickles & Preserves, his estranged i British wife Margaret and their daughter Arundhati Roy Sophie Mol. The God of Small Things It is an often lively and humourous novel (Flamingo £15.99) but is ultimately also a tragic one centred around death, separation, and destruction. his is another debut Such tragedy is perhaps made all the more novel, making its poignant and moving by Roy's centring of the T!inclusion on the novel around the two innocent children, thus shortlist even more exciting. always presenting the more disturbing scenes Publishers Harper Collins as an understatement. Both children are paid Arundhati Roy a record brilliantly engaging characters and although advance for her novel so if she never implausibly cute are written with a won the Booker as well, The mother's love so that even the most hardened God of Small Things would be child-hater cannot help feel broody when a serious moneyspinner. Not following them through the story. bad going for a business in The God of Small Things is perhaps above which maybe only a couple of all an intensely atmospheric novel. The dozen British authors make reader is gratefully transported to nother enough money to making a world far away from the Leeds of fresher's living. flu when we read that 'Red bananas ripen. Enough of money though, Jackfruits burst. Dissolute bluebottles hum because Roy has created such a vacuously in the fruity air'. Indeed, it is the beautiful book that she deserves setting of the novel which has put Roy so high every penny she can get. Roy in the stakes for The Booker Prize. With its presents the reader with an 50 year anniversary still fresh in our minds, Indian family in the late 1960s. There is India and its literature is very much the rebellious, divorced Ammiia and her two flavour of the month. Surely the Booker small children Estha and Rahel; their grand judges cannot help but acknowledge that. aunt and ex-nun baby Kochammu; the Linden Thornton

portrait of a woman who has overcome nearly all - ace notes depression domestic violence, pregnancy- all by re the herself. Mac Laverty writes in a simple prose devoid Bernard Mac Laverty Gotes of any literary tricks or conceits that makes for a Grace Notes played on a piano warm, delicate journey which is an absolute delight to (Jonathan Cape £14.99) to give a piece of read. It could have been a disaster but the warmth and music dignity and dignity the author puts into each of his phrases makes warmth.Katherine Anne McKenna is a young sure that it is he who is composing the grace notes. Northern Irish composer living in Glasgow after Phil Hanlon living on an island. The novel is about how she copes with the problems in her life, always finding refuge in her music. It is divided into two separate parts, the first half being about the funeral of her drunken, difficult father. During the preparation to it. she reminisces about her harsh Catholic upbringing, about how she was never allowed to listen to pop music, associate with boys or be near Protestants, held back by her dominating parents. She also realises that she washes her hands \\ ith the soap that her father used and that he was a grandfather for eighteen months without knowing it. The second half is about her escape from the island of Islay. away from her teaching job and Dave the father of her child and not unlike her very own father. To overcome the frustration of her isolation, she launches herself full time into classical composition. Like the films. The Piano and Three Colour*: Blue music is used to an astonishing affect to heal hurts and overcome problems. Unlike them. Mac Laverty has created a very intimate and detailed YOU TOO CAN MAKE MONEY FROM THE BOOKER PRIZE! The God of Europa The Essence of The Underground Quarantine Grace Small Things The Thing Man Notes

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finds himself volunteering to deliver the uarantine is a daring and often speech. The moment the couch depai Is shocking novel based on the he realises nol only the le\el of story of Jesus' 40 days of fasting obsession he h;is reached for this G and temptation in the desert. Jim Crace PAST woman hut also the horror of his Grace's Jesus is a very human Quarantine decision to address the entire luiropcan character, though elusive and mysterious. (Viking £16.99) Parliament on an issue he couldn't care In intimate insights of Jesus' point of less about. Ho\\e\er. he makes the most view we learn that he is simply a WINNERS naive.devout youth, out to prove ol his journey on the 'shag-wagon' and poweis are heightened over the other something to his family as much as passes his time recalling erotic momenls people around him. He is mercenary and anything by the fast. He has no beliefs he once shared with his mistress. I-'rom a devious, and his self assurance makes that he is the son of God. but Crace never 1969 PH NEWBY selection of Tsycho-touic'. Tlastercasl him a survivor at the expense of others. UKtic' and 'Tittie untie", lie tries tochutsc allows the reader to be confident that Jesus really doesn't ha\eany spiritual In the isolated world of the desert the which studenl he will use to re enact these characters are at Musa's mercy, who slyly power. erotic moments. claims to own all the food and water in Jesus runs into a husband and wife left 7077 /•.»/>'/'<' 's •'" outstandingly well-wiittcn. the area. Jesus alone can resist becoming behind by the trading caravan. Musa. the slicingly witty frank b(H)k and is well bound to him. as he refuses food and husband. NAIPAUL worthy of us water even after sunset. l-\pecting di\inc j represents the Booker Pri/e help. Jesus slowly wasies away during .'() devil although in nomination. days and is left helpless and disillusioned. llowe\er. be the world of the 7077 PAUL uropa by Tim Parks is a book with eserl Musa's The end of the no\el is unexpected just as many juicy goings-on as warned that and leaves the reader surprised and with lipulative can be found in the infamous what begins in (he feeling that not e\ cry thing has been SCOTT Leeds club of the same name. the mood of explained, as the characters return from It is a completely uninhibited account of ("((/TV On their 'quarantine' to the real world. This an English lecturer's thoughts whilst Camping is a complex novel which raises many 1979 IRIS surrounded by his hormonal!) -heaving becomes more questions about spirituality and God. Italian students on a coach tour to the worthy of the ("race is ambiguous to the last about MURDOCH l-uropean Parliament in Strasbourg. After title ('urn-On whether God is ical or simply nature hearing the news that his ex-mistress is to Mann itself Compelling and unusual. C race has be a leader of (he party on a mission lix> Depression! produced a thought provokiii'J read. push for more powers for teachers. Jerry Kath Owen Clare Siddall 1980 WILLIAM GOLDING he 'Thing' is the apparently ay back in February we difficult balance between bitter published a rave rvv lew of the Madeleine St John Tand sweet that exists in Wdebut no\el The I'ndergrouiut marmalade. 1 his book strikes a line Man, written by unknown author Mick Mick Jackson 1981 SALMAN The Essence of the Thing balance between a novel and a Mills Jackson. The review assured readers that The Underground Man (Fourth Estate £9.99) and Boon episode without those scenes Jackson was heading for literary (Picador £15.99) RUSHDIE that interest adolescents so much. celebrity, so needless to say we're feeling just a little smug now. and often cruel rumours surround him and to Shortlisted for 'the So we ha\e an elegantly written but banal story in which Nicola (who likes to Jackson loosely based his no\el on the an extent deprive him of much needed 1984 ANITA Booker Prize 1997 have dog pottery on the mantelpiece) real-life eccentric the fifth Duke of Portland. sympathy. can't believe that Jonathan (who likes to An extensive mythology surrounds the Duke As the elderly man's sanity crumbles, the BROOKNER ha\c LI mantelpiece) has just dumped her who had a realm of tunnels built under his reader is granted an inside account of his Madeleine with the weirds "I've come to the estate at Welbeck Abbey. Jackson's Duke is exploration of his own fragile mind. Such conclusion- that we should part". Note a charming but peculiar character who likes madness provides several laughs but its how we are left in a deep chasm of to travel around his property via the tunnels devastating nature necessarily makes this 1986 KINGSLEY suspense with that finely tuned dash by means of a into a disturbing tragi-comedy. The Duke suspended (in disbelief. I'm sure) in I horse and has the kinds ol thoughts that most people AMIS mid sentence. We come later to such Icarriage. In the only experience just before passing out aftei well crafted originals such as (novel, the Duke's Saturday night at the Met. Reading this book \ "Men!" and "I hope we can still be rcclusiveness then has the oh\ ions advantage that you get 1989 KAZUO friends", and we are left with neans that the thoughts without the hangover. Had it I emotional echoes as the last word ever occurred to you. for example, that ISHIGIGURO "sadness" rings out. Not that bad a perhaps the mum is just a hole in the sky ' I hook at all in comparison, but the These insights into the Duke's stale of mind make his character addictive!) appealing and ' Booker prize? In this we have a certainly provide tixxl for thought. Jackson's ' surprise runner, a dark horse, an 1990 AS BYATT ' outsider, a dead duck, a giant ostrich. character is certainly one that will haunt the reader long alter they've put the novel down. Peter Stubley Linden Thornton 1991 BEN OKRI

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As the S-Man and King of the New Yoric club scene comes to Leeds, MATT SHAN AH AN and PHIL LINDFIELD try out his unique blend of house

ouncers to the left of consistently strived to master to a broad selection of whilst acting as the headline act me, dealers to the redefine the boundaries of today's greatest artists, whilst at also moonlighted as the highlight of the evening. Try as we might to right, here I am dance music, starting in the same time keenly stepping B up at every opportunity behind get our heads round the I waiting in the queue, 1990 under the guise unmistakably charty hip-hop of Bar the wheels of steel: intrigued by the prospect 'Underground Basics and the garage heaven of the "To me, spinning records can be of seeing Roger Solution" downstairs room we could not, and just as creative as producing and Sanchez one third of with the as a result stuck to the main room's remixing. A great DJ can take a master mixer. the soon to be huge single record and give it an entirely Roger Sanchez is ever increasing 1. McLyte S-men. Roger has "Luv new sound or vibe." in fame as the word of his music "Druglord Superstar" Dancin". The Pleasure Rooms, one of spreads. Soon he and the other S- Since Leeds' most respected palaces of Men will be well known to you, and (East/West) we will be much the better for it. dance, was ill attended for such an then, he has The other two S-Men, DJ Sneak and A mellow and relaxed Hip-Hop cut become artist in such a club on this its courtesy of the East/West stable. Junior Sanchez are already taking more opening night, hut for those of us the dance music world by storm. DJ there it was a distinct advantage in influential in the Sneak having performed an amazing terms of space to dance. Roger set at Tribal Gathering and Junior 2. Armand Van Helden scenic world of initiated us into the ceremonies Sanchez, at the tender age of major label remix with a bouncy blend of funky nineteen, already having earned "Ultra funkula" and production, garage and groovy hard-edged himself the title of remixer (ffrr) acting as puppet house. We were shuttled along by a extraordinaire. These three together concoction of the two, then are a force to be reckoned with on their six deck set up, cutting up An up front track wholly complemented which Mr by a heavy rinse courtesy of Old time and scratching in tunes that are producers The Ganja Kru. Sanchez mixed guaranteed to get you gyrating. with great fury The Amsterdam Sex Klub then, and passion, good and bad in ever increasing scratching the quantities. Without the presence of night away. Mr Sanchez this would be just 3. Glamorous Hooligan Could this another up their own arse house "In Absentia" be? A house club, with the attitude and bouncers to match, but so long as the special (Arthrob) club, which guests keep coming, and the ennuis A crisp Break- beat creation with darker still managed could turn into a quality night. A vocals accompanying the well to hold I he little more friendliness and a little constructed feel of the tune. Wicked respect of its more co-operation on the door Jungle re-mix by the Overseer on the Hip unruly throim. would also be welcome, after all side. Well not who pays the DJ fees in the end quite. Roger exactly? 4. "Little" Louie "Ride on the Rhythm" JOE NINES visits Leeds new chic club, Deep (Perfecto)

A full on hands in the air tune, totally in keeping with the Perfecto back Couture and tries to undress the concept in order catalogue.

5. DimitriFrom Paris to discover if their house is truly French and Deep "Sacre Francais" eep Couture claims you ever wanted, i.e. Deep fairly early, the quick and the left the room in shame and had to (East/West) dance to some cheesy house, the to have a music house music and funky, brave were already shaking their designer stuff around the main laughing ringing in my ears. policy of the type groovy beats from soul The dancefloor still was packed, D floor, to a tempting selection of A cheeky Street-beat funk number. that is embarrassing to heaven. lots of freshers (girls funky and crunchy house and what I believe smiling, boys shirted and shuffling) Which grooves along with a distinctly reveal, as in "Where are Bearing this in mind, I Hispanic/Latino lick. Featuring stylish fashionable young dancey people and a general air of contentment. scratching, a trumpet, Salsa vocals, you going tonight? Deep moseyed on down to Cafe Mex refer to as Speed Garage. "Good Why then did I feel the need to combining to create a truly chic track. Couture? What's that? last Wednesday with pretty Lord" said I, grabbing 100 beers dance like an idiot, waving my hands about in the air lots and lots? French House music - it's damn high expectations, let me and retreating to the UV lit funk By Phil Lindfield and tell you. Shamefully I had room. Here, the music was older, Well, I was not entirely convinced a lie! There's no such of the depth or the frenchness of Nick Sargent never actually been to Mex soul/ funk like, and accompanied thing." And so on. by some e'who is the most fly 70fs their house. Ft wasn't quite what before due to extreme, chronic they said it would be or what I FOR THESE AND OTHER However, to the more la/.iness and so was extremely Disco mam types. Pretty fine, wanted. Having said that, it was still committed and the really. good fun - good tunes, cheap beer QUALITY SLATES VISIT happy with its cheap bar. Later on, a man with a drumkit infinitely more pleasing decor, strangely and sonic cool people. A fair night. CRASH RECORDS joined in. which was just as well, as for a Wednesday but to do things trainspotting type Deep worrying screen projections cither there was a slight technical 35 THE HEADROW, LEEDS properly. I feel they should he as Couture seems at first and neon dancefloor, Grrr! problem or the DJs couldn't be arsed ambitious as their tasteful turquoise LS1 6PJ Even though I had arrived to actually put records on the decks. and pink flyer says. glance to offer everything Sadl\. I then fell down sonic steps. 22 Friday October 101997 CLUBS Juice if

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Not so teenage any more but with sidestepped Brit-pop and have now From Northern Britain. BOBBY ELSO Oasis, alcohol, middle distance rur nce upon a time, a classic. "It was kind of a jour media reaction to all the hype that I time that is but a surrounded the 'Bandwagonesque' as tl Odim and distant album. There's kind of a received kno memory now, American wisdom within the music business of 'cla what an album is like, but we've clea bands roamed Britain's never met anyone who didn't like that safe green and pleasant land. album". shoi And they rocked, man. Whatever their feelings about it repe You may remember them; now, the criticisms did seem to sink my home. The follow up album 'Grand biza they were all vaguely dirty, Prix' became a sort of hybrid of the fron very scruffy and liked to shout first two, a more genteel, countrified, [ a lot. Typically uncivilised plodding rocker, that nevertheless prol bunch of chaps really. contained enough heartbreakers and in tl In this ancient time, way heartwarmers to be universally and adored. The new album, Songs From and before Brit-pop, one British guitar Northern Britain follows the same beln band was already spearheading course and is set to be even more Nor the allied assault on popular popular. Found a formula and sticking P'a> music without 'Colonel to it boys. Plat Monobrow' or even 'Captain "We've never really changed the i Allbran' to help them. Teenage styles; we're more interested in Fanclub have been around a long writing songs. David Bowie has done time. all sorts of makeovers but most of In fact, it's about seven years since them have been crap". But don't bands have some sort of obligation to jour Hdinlwdfioiifxi/uc' clattered into our the\ charts, all melody and mad lyrics, be innovative, simply to avoid turning into Status Quo or Bon Jovi old' with a weight of 'metal' guitars to "yoi endear it to the grunge-gang. or something? "Yeah, but of h 'We toured with Nirvana. They experimentation doesn't necessarily mean innovation. Usually it just Ion" liked us and asked us to do some and shows with them. We were never means crap". Sticking to a formula has certainly both really part of that grunge scene, T whatever that was". done label-mates Oasis no harm, and if Beatles comparisons are going to hold Absolutely not. A grunge hand be made of anybody. Teenage sons with harmony singing? A grunge Fanclub, with their flawless harmony it's i band who wrote a future Match of singing must warrant at least some hanr, The Day theme? A grunge band with attention. "We don't want to slag off allu members named Gerry, Raymond and Oasis", says Norman, "but they're plod Norman? Noooooo! nothing like the Beatles". may This was pop music. Loud, "They were much more artistic" me,i[ soaring, glorious pop music, played continues Gerry, "more literate, more A by what appeared to be four Scottish stylised". Raymond has a more your alcoholics with nothing better to do idiosyncratic view of the whole Oasis mate than take the piss. Which, lets face it, phenomenon. "The thing is, people pit ill is exactly what they were. get hypnotised by the media to the for" "We didn't drink that much. Well, point that you can give them an onion Ri no more than anybody else. Maybe in and tell them it's an apple and they'll track the first year, year and a half then.." believe it. Maybe we are the onions catali Probably up to about the point of the Rock V Roll world!" Err., dism they made their next record, yeah Raymond. Cheers mate. a bit 'Thirteen'. With less humour and Unlike Oasis, their new LP has new more emotion, it showed the group certainly avoided any accusations of Si doing something a little more crapness from the press. Vox The\ experimental than four-chord guitar maaa/ine awarded it 9 out of 10; prais rock. It saw them, god-help-us. Melody Maker called it the "most cant mature. heartbreaking and romantic record of essor But thirteen is unlucky for some the year". Even The Times have seen they indeed. The critics hated it. Well they fit to heap praise upon it. Not that tnoui said they did at the time anyway. they're exactly famous for great pop "\ Now it's treated as something of a 'Experimentation doesn't neces Friday October 1O 1997 13

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I'RIMAI SCRKAM-I5I KMN(, WHEEL wilan ever increasing fanclub, they just escaped grunge, skillfully (Creation) Another quality single from the Vanishing I'niiii album. Guitars grumble ew plunged headlong into the charts with their latest release Songs discontentedly and vocals whisp inconspicuously overhead. A typically EISJN pays his membership fees and talks to Teenage Fanclub about thumping Chemical Brothers remix and a hammond organ bonan/a grace the other tracks, as well as the original version of rerunning and onions "Higher Than the Sun" to show that the o'i wnalism. says Gerry, "just hanging on behind Scream's psychedelic-dub-rock has come HI Later in the evening. The Fannies. the pack, waiting for the last-second full circle. Wheels on fire. t' fthey have the misfortune to be dash. Seriously, we're just on Seb id town as, parade a selection of these Coe's shoulder right now!". And THE WILDHEARTS - I R(.F ssof 'assies' for the delight of a crowd where are Oasis in this race? "Oasis (Mushroom) : :Big Beat working of The Shadows, hut this lone is superb. The variation of noise and 1 H that when they had played at L-/The Met in 1990. an NME changes of tempo make this essential listening, hut if further persuasion is needed. .in in iinalist had concluded, "seriously. ••:> look shite". Tonighl they look the\ are named alter a lesbian \ampire. Crikey. ovi ,il. Not Rolling Stones old: more umng-suppl)-teacher-vvith-a-sense ( I CIL- HOSTAGE IN A FROCK rilj uiniour' old. Only Norman retains tagish hair (well it's a fringe really). (EMI) and there is grey showing through on Is there really'.' Well. I never. v'h Raymond and (icn). ainl) MANDALAY- THIS I. UK .and' They need the humour though. It holds boredom at bay. It's not that the of the mosh South singing The Wonder Stuff. Believe jple ptthat has slowly developed: longing me. it's as bad as that. Expect it to be hugely the "Discolite" or "Radio". popular. i onion Requests from the crowd toi 1.0" n».'ks from their extensive back F1GBOY- SENSITIVE dialogue seem to cause some mild (Gut) lion* •»a\ amongst the Fannies. "We're it.. I'm sure White Town did this a few months t surprised you haven't heard the ago. Distorted \ocals pinched straight Irom a *« album actually". I1) ids Charleston song and a melodv that SD where do they go from here'.' reminds you ot I he Beatles "While Album" They may be riding high on critical : liis'll probably be massive and you'll piaise at the moment, but how long all love it. hut it gets on inv tils straightaway. ''lev keep on pushing what is ."••"tialK the same old tune? Have cord0' I)A\ II) DFN AM AND HIS SPIRIT ibO reached a peak or are there still WIFE- I IK DF'IKCTOR untains to climb' that (Rhythm King) We're like 800 metre runners", •irit rest in peace; she desei ves lo il she had In listen to this 1 rubbish. essarily mean innovation. Usually it just means crap - Norman Ben Stack and Will Hayler 14 Juice TV Friday October 10 1997 Are you a Bart or a Bianca or just Behaving Badly? Would you flirt FLICKERS with the Friends or natter with the Neighbours? ROSS HORSLEY asks... Coming soon to a TU screen near you... Which TV show The Blues Brothers Hit it! Midnight Saturday, ITV Do you Is any problem that Do amusing might arise usually and wacky Slip on those shades and shirt and lie. understand Good, you look like an overweight irony? solved within half events befall Reservoir Dog... Now sing some an hour? you at every dodg\ songs and someone will love turn? you one day. [YES] N0| The Haunting Iwho ya gonna call? 112.15am Saturday night, BBC2 Are you Would you hesitate lOK, it's black-and-white and you yellow? before divulging your (won't recognise anyone in the east I but this stylish ghost story is quite most embarrassing (simply one of the scariest films ever. secrets to several million viewers? Klet I YES To see or not to see... 9pm Sunday, C5

Hollywood remakes this classic YES (again) with Mel Gibson as the moody prince and Glenn Close as his Is that fact in T oversexed mother. Do you and your itself somewhat mates all have A problem shared is a ironic? Don't have a cow, man, perfect hair and I Flesh And Bone chill out in front of the problem solved - so Skeletons in the closet box with the whole why not get slagged lifestyles to off by an entire studio 110pm Sunday, BBC2 Simpson family. Just match? cheek your sofa before audience as your life WHAT? falls apart around Smouldering slice of American gothic you sit down. with Meg Ryan and Dennis Quaid. you? That'll help... the ratings. I Into The Deep Woods No teddy bears' picnic 111.30pm Sunday night, BBC1 With your zitless Anthony Perkins is wasted as a complexion and It's, tike, so not fair psycho-suspect in this dismal thriller. hassle-free family You do for the 90s what Between wine how good you've got life, you make Carry On Teacher did for tastings and trips to Your flat's a tip, you can't it, lounging around in Sabrina The Teenage the 50s: you're crass, the opera, you barely cook, you'd do anything for your Manhattan coffee Gridlock Witch look like the you're puerile, you're have time for your a shag... You must be a house while other No Pammy traffic jammie cutting edge of social obvious... you're quite oh-so-sophisticated complete slob. Or a student. people have to live 9pm Tuesday, C5 realism. It's not all funny actually. job as a radio shrink. with boring surnames rosy though: you'll Perhaps you ought to and say things that David Hasselhoff drops his swimming have to do one of spend less time aren't witty. trunks (I'naiT) in favour of a helicopter those cringeworthy swapping waspish in Channel 5's movie extravaganza. cross-dressing comments with your episodes at least once urbane pals. a series. Legal Eagles Court in the act 11.25pm Tuesday, BBC1

Light and likeable comedy-thriller witli Robert Redford and Debra or Unique", "Kids in Mash", Winger as mismatched lawyers. "The Ickle Train", and "WIIIILLLL!". The trouble I And Now For Something RED OR DEAD? is it's just not funny the [ Completely Different... second time around. "My brain hurts!" veryone knows Even the first time, the humour 9pm Wednesday, C5 was dubious. Ginger's attempts to A year ago we couldn't get enough of that red means provide us with more and more All your favourite Monly Python danger. The wacky ideas just don't ring true. Chris Evans, but DAN E The only redeeming factors are the sketches in one mouthful, from dead danger in this case is parrots to upper class t\\iiv bands and the guests. (Last series THUBRON suspects dying of boredom. Red- the interviewees ranged from Des headed Chris Evans has Lynam to topless model Jo Guest. I See No Evil, Hear No Evil The best part of the last series u as Blind, deaf and extremely dumb he's not alone in managed to start when Howard Stern the American 10.40pm Wednesday, ITV churning out yet DJ known for his crude brand of thinking Ginger's another series of TFI humour was invited on the show. "Madcap" comed\ starring Richard Stem put Evans in his place and Pr\or and Gene Wilder. Friday. during most of the interview brand of comedy is If you saw the first series Ginger couldn't get a word in you'll know all about "Freak Medicine Man past its sell-by date edgeways. Licence to cure 9pm Thursday, C5 Once again we venture into the bowels slash at the infected bits with a scalpel Sean Connery plays a gri/./led doctor Vital of television armed with only a huge and condemn another show to the search! n» the rainforests for a cure for syringe for our own protection. We loony bin where it will no doubt be Signs identify the healthy bits, have a good left to rot in padded comfort. Friday October 10 1997 JVJuice is would you belong in?

Are gruesome Are you an evil, | Is it just your 1 deaths a part of • sadistic and sinister 1 II — O I HMO!— everyday life for figure? n NO p you? Despiie your appearance as a harmless elderly novelist, you're the most unpopular party guest ever because innocent people >;et murdered everywhere you go. It's not good enough that you always solve the ease in 55 Are you currently It's not much t'un being a wild animal. minutes - you're just bad karma. endangered or otherwise. Even it 'you're wanted by police in not being stalked by lions or eaten by Are you part of connection with the your parents, it's bloody David a close-knit armed robbery of a Attenborough and a camera crew every time NOLI start having a shag. community? corner shop in Cheadle last Wednesday?

Do you use Can you count naughty words? higher than 10? Do .society a I'avour. As a deranged serial killer, Turn yoLirsell in. your twisted antics would shame even Jeremy Beadle. In every episode, you pick some bizarre and impractical gimmick to horribly torture your unfortunate victims. Actually, it's their fault for tuning in each week. Is this figure also Being this popular must really your mental age? take it's toll. Maybe you should take time to concentrate on your career - but remember... sleeping your way round the office will only cause trouble. Your vapid enthusiasm and You may be cool at the shameless inability to realise moment hut it's not long how sad you are would wi; Is the prospect of before everyone realises how the hearts of primary school kids across ihe nation. And a a hearty breakfast boring you are Being this .] offspring o! Jo Brand Your ability to make nine-leltcr miserable all the down the cafe the and a packet of Sri ds (torn randomly chosen time must be hard only thing that letters has Dining keeps you from foil- but on the Old Vic at slitting your wrists Oh 'iough suburban opportunity. each morning? out playing cricket in the cul-de- drown your . swimming pool in the garden, sorrows and share cardboard backdrop of Ramsey Street hair care lips with outside the front door. Bliss. ('riant Mitchell.

There have been some stars of the use up more time. lose his list of questions (no it about to start on Branson's Virgin lixik like Ginger's side- show in prc\ ious episodes. "Ugly Last Friday's show was just as wasn't part of tlie act). When he Radio. kick and producer Will Bloke Steve" has received national bad. The first ten minutes were found them he failed to persuade When he presented Radio I's MacDonald. recognition and Lois Lane (a spent walking along studio Geller to do any spoon-bending breakfast show Chris Evans w as -WI1IILLLL" as he is young girl who shares her name corridors to get to a poster showing which, let's face it, g(xxl. Innovative ideas and a Iresh more commonly known with the Superman character) has a virtually naked everyone would have approach sent listening figures is a constant target of even been on This Morning girl on it. preferred to see rather soaring, but he should have stuck Evans's piss-taking, because of the impression she Ginger then One thing wh than hearing him talk to being heard and not seen. The possibly because he made on the show. began an about nothing and be irony is that Evans quit Radio I never manages to come "election sucked up to by saying he wanted to spend more up with any witty retorts. HE problem is Evans speech" obvious is that Evans. time on organising Tl-'l Friday. Channel 4 describe wastes so much time at the pledging to Chris Evans One thing which After boasting about leaving Radio 77-7 Friday as "wacky, Tstart of the show that often find out who is immediately I on 77-7. he then failed to make zany, madcap mayhem there is no time left tor other she was and to loves himself obvious is that Chris any improvements to the TV show. that is Chris Evans." But features. Any "exciting bits" are get her to Evans loves himself. Danny Baker, co-writer of TFI, perhaps he tries too hard slow-motion replayed at least three appear on the He talks about his spends forty weeks a year working to be weird and times from different camera angles. show. own experiences constantly and on the show but unfortunately that outrageous. TFI stands For example when Evans threw a Later on he wasted more time also came out with the comment does not seem to be enough time for Terribly Funny chicken out of the window into a cutting wixxi inlo shapes on an that "there is nothing worth to come up with anything both Initially... but not huge vat of chicken and mushroom "ickle toy"- don't ask me why! listening to on the radio... yet". It new and funny. anymore. It's time for soup we were treated to his When Evans talked to his first later became ob\ ions that this was The only addition to the new some fresh ideas Ginncr! childish antics again and again to guest. Uri Heller, he managed to a reference to his new radio show series is "Will Girls" iiirls who

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done have been good and needed to be done: constitutional change, Ashdown is a modernisation of Britain and a fidget He Scottish parliament. I think we simply cannot might be seeing the opening of the way to a great decade of reform in sit still. It's as Britain." if he was a commando to And as the self-styled this day, constantly alert opposition, there must be areas where you think have already centre ground." as well - in order to really get to distinctly possible to envisage and looking for potential tailed? grips with this problem. I think it's further Liberal Democrat growth, targets. Every sentence is "They have not backed their Liberal Democrats been ignored by this government particularly if Labour find power animated, every word promises with the resources oppose both the and the last one. I'd like to take a difficult to cope with. Does this necessary to make them happen, in Conservatives and Labour look at things myself and I'm going new found power go as far as being sharp and observant particular in health and education. over one particular issue. They are to spend a lot of time living and the official opposition one day'.' He should, by all rights, And that's why I think unless the the only party who have spoken out working with people in inner city As Ashdown is keen to point be an extremely happy and government breaks the spending against tuition fees. This may be areas. There are all sorts of things out, the third party is certainly contented man. The Liberal limits - and they may do - thai because it is unlikely that his party we can do. based around self becoming more and more they've promised to stick to, then Democrats have more seats will ever have to sort out the empowerment, investment, influential. "I don't want talk of us the probability is that there will be a funding crisis that faces higher education and the welfare system." striving to be the second party. I'd in Westminster than at any crisis in the health service." education, but nevertheless it's a But talk again returns to the like to see a situation where we time since the war. His party Nevertheless, there seem to be noble and much needed stance, and national issues, and once more to would be the first party. We are have more influence in the more and more situations where an area which Ashdown feels the position of his party. It is quite already the second party in Britain workings of government than Labour and the Liberal Democrat strongly about. clear that he is immensely proud of at local government level. We policy is if not exactly the same, "My exact position is that I'm his achievements, both on a already run more councils than the any time in recent memory. then similar. Commentators have exactly opposed to it. A personal and party basis. They're Conservatives. So yes. it's But he's not. He can't let his been glibly muttering about government should seek to ask seen as the nice guys of British distinctly possible. I don't make party sit still either - there's alliances and of course, that most students to make a contribution politics, sure, but that's not a predictions." And does this mean an opposition to be run. dreaded of words, mergers. towards their maintenance, and description that irks Ashdown. "I'd you are fast becoming the second "What I think our party is Ashdown visibly whitens. "A that's something we've long like our party to be seen as the most important man in British doing is having a genuine politics? "Oh, I don't know about that," he laughs again. "You'll influence on the government's excuse me if I leave that kind of policies." he points out. "Labour judgment to other people." are the elected government of So Ashdown fidgets, yes. but an the day and that's a good thing. aura of calm contentment at his But we are providing a more What I think our party is doing is work prevails around all he does. I effective opposition than the spoke to him only hours after he Conservatives. It is the Liberal had learnt that his quota of 44 MPs Democrats who are leading the having a genuine influence on the had been cut by one after Mark Oaten, the MP for Winchester, had campaign against tuition fees his election victory declared void. and underfunding of education Labour government's policies "We anticipated it." he said calmly. for example." "He's a brilliant MP and I'm But how can you be supportive confident that he'll get re-elected of Labour being in government and and that he's the choice of the yet still disagree with their policies? people of Winchester." Surely this creates doubt in the merger with Labour is impossible. accepted through an income- people who come forward with electorate as to the role of the It isn't going to happen." He reels contingent loan system. But we do practical but radical solutions for course, there are still Liberal Democrats? Ashdown out a carefully practised list of yet not believe that it's right to do that solving this country's problems things he's striving for, shakes his head: "No. I think we are more Labour wrong-doings: for tuition." too," he says. "The thing that drives namely "to seriously tackle proving that a more rational style of "Underfunding of the health So that's something you'll be me is solutions. And I want to lead the environmental problem and politics, where we co-operate when service. Underfunding of education. fighting this autumn? "Tooth and a party that comes up with good shift the taxation away from we need to, is more helpful for us Failure to tackle the green agenda. nail. I don't disagree with most of ideas and good solutions. We have individual wealth and jobs, moving and more helpful for Britain." Indecision on Europe. Failure to be what Sir Ron Dealing says in his many exciting new MPs and some it onto taxing pollution and the use However there has been, and is clear about electoral reform. Too report. But on the issue of fees, I rising stars too. People like Phil of finite raw materials." He admits still, contusion concerning the much fussy moralising and do." And if you were in Willis, Richard Allen and Don there's a "million" things he could demarcation between Liberal interfering in our lives...it goes on." government, what would you do? Foster are all excellent politicians." have done better over the past few Democrat policy and Labour's. It's clear that he is happy with "We'd introduce an income- years. But you get the feeling that, Ashdown even admits himself that his present role of co-operation- contingent loan scheme, with an he lead that party refreshingly enough these days, over issues like the independent where-necessary at Westminster. individual loaning account for from the comfort of he's not in the political game for central bank, Blair's men stole their And this extends to that other most every student to cover maintenance. Blair\ cabinet rooms1' personal gain. As he tells me thunder. "That was our policy, not forgotten of parties, the But not tuition fees." Speculation was rife that Labour himself: "A better Britain. That's theirs," he complains. "We fought Conservatives'? "I did co-operate However important tuition fees would offer him a post. 'To do what I'm in politics for." And he the election on it, not them." So if with them in the last government. I might be. there are still other what?" he interrupts. "To do what? means it. even Paddy Ashdown himself is said I would work with them on student issues that deserve I'm not in politics to be things. I'm finding the battle lines blurred, why Europe. What I'm trying to get attention. It can't be right that in politics to do things. If working should anyone vote Liberal across is that it's a more sensible students' - and anybody's for that with a Labour government closely Democrat rather than Labour, when style of politics. Where you agree matter - first experience of living was the best way we could deliver Labour have got more chance of work together. Where you disagree, away from home is invariably, and constitutional reform, investment in getting candidates elected? oppose each other." literally, behind bars on windows education - deliver the things that "Look, we're dealing now in the But it's unlikely that Ashdown and doors. Were it not tor the \ ital we believe in -then of course we'd politics of what you might call joint will be working with the work of community action groups, do it. That's what we said partnership. There will be some Conservative party for the inner-city districts like Hyde Park throughout the election." areas where we will be working foreseeable future - in the week of would be entirely forgotten. Blair So can we expect the autumn together with Labour and others their supposed "come-back" and his spin-doctors may talk of a cabinet reshuffle to include a where we will be wholly and conference, he had some plain caring, giving Britain, but it makes certain Mr Ashdown? "Oh, I implacably in opposition to them. advice for the new leader. "Mr little difference when you have to wouldn't have thought so, but That's a more sensible style of Hague has to sack his advisers. And live in these places. Ashdown you'd better ask them," he replies, politics and I see no reason why it I think he has to come back from agrees: laughing. shouldn't succeed." But you must the ridiculous petty nationalism that 'This is one of the reasons I'm As the Conservatives continue have been impressed with the first seems to have captured the coming up here next year and to implode, even with a nice new few months of Tony Blair's reign? Conservative party. Frankly, they spending three months in the leader who wears baseball caps and "Yes, some of the things they've need to come back to some sort of northern cities - and perhaps Leeds goes to Notting Hill Carnivals, it is 75 RAGLAN ROAD, WOODHOUSE FREE DELIVERY LEEDS 2 - OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK FOR ORDERS OVER £5.00 MON - SAT 5PM TILL LATE PIZZA IN LIMITED DELIVERY AREA SUNDAY 5 PM TILL 2 AM FREE PHONE SPECIAL OFFER FREE BOTTLE OF COKE WITH ORDERS OVER £10 0800 14 66 52

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pages 16-17 Friday October 109 1997

In the first of her regular reports from across ROM the water, ZOE FELLER experiences a whole RONTO.. different kind of freshers week

MAGINE four and anyway, where would you it. You can't talk your way in And the following preoccupied with getting behaviour," people relaxed get 400 students willing to to these places. evening's visit to the Sky themselves on screen. They and the Little Hitlers worked hundred run around for an hour Frosh Week was a prime Dome to watch Toronto's all sang very loudly - about out who the participators were students singing about how great it is example of how different baseball team, the Blue Jays, UC not the Jays, they did and who was just up for a marching, no to go to university in Leeds'.' things can be. Nothing was play the Texas Rangers could congas around the empty good time. We only had to It might not happen at optional. Well, it was meant have been a fun evening. The seals and they organised lock our doors to avoid the Irunning down the home, but that was my to be, but the Little Hitlers Sky Dome is one of the themselves into the letters "Goodwins - a chance to let Otley Road singing, initiation to university life in with their walkie talkies made biggest stadia in North UC. your artistic side show!," and "LUU, LUU". Canada. The pep rally and it necessary to hide in the America - it is famous for its It was impressive, but I slowly realised that ensuing run around downtown bogs (co-ed incidentally) with retracting roof. When it gets there was no spontaneity. everyone wasn't maniacally Imagine them Toronto marked the beginning the lights off when I simply cold or the game gets boring, When I just shouted , "Come enthusiastic, they were just reaching Hyde Park of Frosh Week for the 400 couldn't face the Food they slide the roof shut. The on the Jays," as if I were at a better at hiding their cynicism corner and all sitting first year students at Odyssey ("A cornucopia of Dome has been a complete football match at home, than me. down in the middle of University College (UC), one tantalising tastes and delicate financial failure, but it is an people turned around and People are still fascinated of about ten colleges at the flavours... wear something impressive building. And you looked at me as if I had grown by my accent: "It's just so the road. "We blocked University of Toronto, known green antennae and started cute, I just love the way you the park, we blocked the locally as U of T. And bleeping. guys talk. Tell me again, you park," they chant. Then although I was entering my I couldn't follow the pull, then you snog and after watching them run down third year, it was my first in Things are so different here, crowd anymore. It was like that comes the shag?" And the to the busiest Toronto so I thought I would the pep rally earlier in the differences are still there, but give the whole Frosh Week and that's not just because week. As we returned to the I am slowly getting used to intersection in the town, experience a go. college alter our run around them. let's say The Headrow. Things arc different here. town, chanting whatever was Any stragglers are There is a big culture divide, I call pants 'trousers' shouted down the megaphone rounded up and told to and it's not just centred at us. one of the wittier Frosh keep on running, whistles around the apparently that can «et messy!") or the can fit a house with a \ aid Leaders called out: "You'll and walkic talkies co- amusing fact that I call pants 8.30am Bugle Run ("(let and sw imming pool on to its shout anything." "We'll shout ordinate the various "trousers". The students here those la/y frosh outta bed!"). Sony Jumbotron. so now you anything!" the Frosh replied. pay the highest fees in the It wasn't all bad though. know. And then came the piece de leaders. Then all the country and this The boat cruise around resistance: "We're all students sit down and contributes to the strong work Toronto bay late at night with nfortunately the game mdi\ iduals... I wailed, surely block the junction. ethic - students entering their good music and drink was a was really boring. they'd seen "Life of Brian", You can't can you? In second year told me they went night to remember, or not as U Even the players didn't hut no. sure enough came Ihe Leeds, before the group had out about three tunes a week the case was after a lew beers. seem to care about the reply. "We're all individuals." even reached Hyde Park, the in their first year and were The CN Tower surrounded by outcome, so the crowd needed No one could understand wh\ police would have been considered extravagant. the sky scrapers of the banking something to keep themselves I looked so upset called, the irate drivers would Drinking is only legal at 19 district entertained. I read useless As the week went on and have been out of their cars and every bar and club IDs looked stunning at night from facts about the Jumhotron, but we were allowed "I (lam lo attempting to murder them everyone before they can get the water. everyone else there seemed I 2pm - Time off for good Out/oo/c Technology

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health Did you think that only severe mental cases in institutions ifteen years that they suffer from ADHD and paediatricians, and now (Attention Deficit this mass diagnosis of the so ot many of you will were plied with ago Doctors used to give Hyperactivity Disorder.) called 'disorder,' is spreading have heard of the drugs? Now it ADHD is the single biggest to the UK. pulp and paper children sugar earner in the child Psychiatric The importation of the N lumps to stop Health Industry. It can mean ADHD school of thought from industry, or be too interested seems as if our own Fthem screaming the Us to Britain, for that matter, but I am kids are being given begun in the late sure many ears will prick up when they had 1980s, when it when the word dope is dangerous and injections. It There will be a vast number received mentioned. Well, to be more rotted your teeth substantial media specific, hemp. This is the harmful drugs just but it shut you of people resorting to drugs coverage. On up for a few hearing about legally grown form of to keep their mouths ADHD and the cannabis, which can be made minutes. for quick fix solutions, new 'miracle into a composite material shut. Or is this an Nowadays the drugs,' parents treatment being instead of developing the requested to be with other plant fibres. It put in touch with can be used to make tea over-reaction? LOLA given to problem kids is more like ability to cope with, and psychiatrists who bags, ropes, clothing, and ALMUDEVAR would ensure that cigarette papers, all due to Cocaine than overcome, difficulties they were hemp's material properties; assesses the sugar, and its long 'sorted.' for term effects could Retalin. Due to the the fibre strands are long then recent reforms in the NHS and thus extremely resilient psycho-stimulant be far worse than tooth anything from children decay. suffering from behavioural this was a feasible possibility. and strong. drugs taking over problems to brain damage. It is The media created a demand But the new revelation in the In the United States there a commercial product reaping for ADHD specialists and world of pulp and paper is that are over two million in millions of dollars for consequently attracted many the playground professionals linked to the hemp, when modified and mixed children taking psycho pharmaceutical laboratories, stimulants, under the guise psychiatrists, psychologists. academic sector, who saw an with the right synthetic materials, opportunity to specialise in a can be used in the manufacture of narrow, simpler field. This cars of the future. The new field required less training and material can be a substitute for discussion with other glass fibre materials to make a professionals than was generation of composites that are necessary to treat the tougher, lighter, cheaper and regular influx of more environmentally friendly children suffering from eating disorders, than their current counterparts. obsessional behaviour, Car components currently under delinquent behaviour, early production stages include domestic problems, spoilers, body parts and crash drug addiction, helmets, with companies such as bullying, etc. Ford and McLaren showing an There are interest in new developments. currently three psycho Now, a question I het you're all stimulants being dying to ask - is this hemp readily prescribed, the most available? Well, it grows in acres of popular of which is fields at about 16 foot high, and is called Retalin. Retalin relatively easy to locate. But, don't is a 'Non - Specific" gel any ideas. Despite the hemp used being botanically the same as the cannabis plants used to make new* drugs, it is the non-narcotic form ol Next week in the plant that is used in these new technological advancements. This Outlook: means that it has a lower level of the Travel psyehoactive element (the part that makes you high) than the wacky- venture to baccy variety. So, although the plant the USA in looks the same externally, you would order to need to roll a joint the si/e ol a telegraph pole to get high on this capture the stuff. beauty of the Joanna Waters Grand Canyon Out/oolc )

drug which means that it can A child's insecurities ami well-behaved pupil is far he used In anyone. It can feelings will not change In more appealing than one who improve attention span and pumping them full ol drugs. throws chairs across the concentration, hut is Instead of dealing with the classroom. Parents mav have inelTecti\e in bettering a symptoms the root of the lost hope and be desperate to person's memory. problem needs to be find a vv av out of a situation addressed. which ma) have become a n many ways it is similar Another downfall of the dailv nightmare. As for the to C'ocame and drug, is that the child becomes psychiatrists, who remain OUR HANDS? IAmphetamines in Us like a time bomb wailing to unconvinced by ADHD, they properties, hul takes longer to explode. A \ icious circle lace increasing pressure to become addictive. As with all emerges wherein emotional follow the growing trend. drugs. Retalin has numerous 'explosions."caused In bottled A DIFFERENT side effects. An excess of up anxieties and sensitivities, he ADHD cra/e goes such a drug can lead to are treated w ith vet more hand in hand with Insomnia. Psychotic drugs. Hence the real issues T lodav 's chemical era. behaviour, ner\ous ticks, ma) become disguised and which is characterised by Covance needs your help to heart problems and loss of children who are actually biological reductionism. i.e. appetite. suffering from brain disorders increased prescription of The side effects can occur can be subject to distorted drugs and reliance on short test new medicines, and you will more rapidly if the user is diagnosis and treatment. term remedies. Not so long mentally unstable 01 In per Similar!). when side- ago drugs, in this countrv. be fully recompensed for the time you . sensitive. Therefore, effects become evident in a were only prescribed in prescription to a child patient, a doctor mav extreme cases and under spend with us. suffering from amongst other prescribe other drugs, which controlled conditions, where things, neglect, abuse or a mixed with psycho stimulants side effects were monitored. It mental disorder, can have can be lethal, and in the past seems now. that we may he- detrimental long term effects. have resulted in death. imitating the US. where especially if the real issues One of the most worn ing psvcho stimulants are dished If you're over 18 and would like more information, are disregarded. questions is what the long out in ' king si/e" portions i L A In the short term psycho lei m effects will be for followed In a 'have a nice call our Recruitment Department FREE on . stimulants turn a 'difficult 'ADHD' sufferers when they day" from the psychiatrist'.') L child' into a child who is reach adulthood. One In Britain we are fortunate 0800591570 > 'seen and not heard', and in certain!) is that there will he a that diagnosis of ADHD has certain cases, this can be very vast number of people not yet reached US levels. useful. resorting to drugs for 'quick There is still time to learn l-'or example, it can make fix" solutions, instead of from the American children with Nemo - developing the abilitv to cope experience. If we want to . All studies comply with the psychological disorders ( w ith. and overcome avoid a similar phenomenon k A minor brain damage.) more difficulties. we must start seeking clear , Royal College of i manageable. However, it is So why is this being answers to clear questions, not a long term solution, and tolerated? Surelv anv teacher and he aware thai ollen \ Physicians if taken as such can stunt the or parent, in their right mind ADHD relates not to the child's mental and emotional would not allow their child's patients hut to the agencies of Guidelines development. cries for help to be stifled society that allow mass Springfield House There is no evidence that with drugs. The fact is that diagnosis to take place. such treatment is beneficial in many people succumb to the Thev are the ones with Hyde Street the long term. The problem is temptation of solving the attention deficits, shoving that whilst psycho stimulants problem in this 'quick fix' 'problem kids,' into the THE DEVELOPMENT SERVICES COMPANY Leeds, LS2 9NG may help attention span or manner. ADHD 'box', and ignoring hyper activity, they can not Taking into account the the wider and more complex control the cognitive process difficulties most teachers face- issue of why there are so or alter circumstance or today, with oversi/ed classes many children seemingly personal history. and limited resources, a quiet posing problems in society. Out/oo/c Hague

After a week of stuck total confusion, HELEN KETTON says Tony Blair must finalise the Labour party's position in hot on the single cuirency HE Government's polio on a single Teuropean currency has already taken many confusing twists, leaving many unsure of Labour's position on Europe. It is an issue that continues to plague Mr Blair and is already euro- threatening to overshadow his success at the party conference in Brighton. Earlier in the week Blair claimed there was no chance of Britain joining EMU (European Monetary Union) until after 2002. However a statement by Peter Mandelson caused the Labour leader- further embarrassment when water the Minister Without Portfolio hinted that Britain had not ailed out Britain joining EMU at the The Conserative Party are currently concentrating on unifying launch date 1999. His comments were furiously dismissed by the Labour camp, and presenting a coherent European policy. MARTIN ARNOLD who insist their policy regarding EMU remains examines what difficulties face the young Tory leader and unchanged. Paddy Ashdown, speaking Dolitics in Leeds on Monday, attacked why it is vital for British democracy that his plans succeed Blair's indecision and RIAN Cassidy's European Parliament the thus putting 'clear blue water' Scottish and Welsh devolution, just sleeping," is reminiscent of demanded the Labour leader resignation as Conservative Central Office between them and Labour. the proposal for a London a certain Monty Python sketch "declares his intention to join looks likely to deselect any This rationale of opposing Mayor, plans of electoral reform involving a parrot. Tony you are the single european currency in BEuropean openly pro-european MEPs and for the sake of opposition is the in European and General wrong. This party is dead, the first round." The Liberal Conservative Party to publish a eurosceptic same as that which led Hague to Elections and likely reforms of deceased; it has passed away. Democrats are clearly pro- leader is an early manifesto for the remaining oppose Scottish Devolution, a the House of Lords and the This is an ex-party. european, believing Britain warning sign of the Tory candidates to fight the election move which many have Monarchy are all being tackled To have such a popular should sign up to EMU at the with. This could lead to many slammed as political idiocy. The by 'Blair's babes'. leader who is able to introduce earliest opportunity. Mr self-destruction MEPs disowning the manifesto Tories wheeled out the same old such drastic constitutional Ashdown also accused Labour fireworks that are about and fighting for re-election as a English Unionist and base O far the Tory party has reforms can be dangerous, of 'shilly-shallying' over to ignite. Tory splinter group on a pro- nationalist arguments which to been either out of touch especially when he has his joining the single currency . Many Tory MEPs european platform. This first many smacked of old-style 'yah Swith or immune to this party, the public and the press However there is now splinter could lead to a boo' politics. national tide which is rising to sewn up and in his pocket. A speculation that Tony Blair is (Members of the European Parliament) are, like Mr wrenching break and the end of In a climate where the heart of our political system. democracy requires scrutiny of about to call a referendum on the executive. In the British Britain joining the EMU. By Cassidy, finding themselves parliamentary system this calling a referendum before the in an increasingly untenable Mr Blair's statement that "The Conservative Partrty is not "\ requires a strong, coherent and next general election the Prime position. They must oppose united opposition to provide a Minister will hope to capitalise an extension of powers for dead, just sleeping," is wrong. This is a party is dead, credible alternative. on his own popularity and the the very institutions of which At the moment no such Tory euro-divisions to win the they are members. The deceased; it has passed away. This is an ex-party Jf alternative exists and if the Tory freedom to join the EMU as Conservative party is in such party is to provide one then it and when he wishes. This disarray that it appears to Conservative party which, until constitutional change is blowing By contrast Blair's must wake up and start would be a huge gamble for last May, ruled this country for gale-force from Westminster mobilisation of support and accepting that a Unitary State is Blair, but in the current have forgotten the old adage "Don't rock the boat, almost two decades. this Conservative cloud of appetite for reform seem to not feasible nor desirable in the atmosphere of constitutional It was on a eurosceptic ticket nationalist traditionalism seems know no bounds. In just over modern world. Mr. Hague made reform he seems likely to especially when you're in that William Hague won the backdated and out of season. four months he has whipped his a hesitant tip-toe towards this succeed. it." 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EEN readers of this I can't understand it. column may be Nobody cared that Martina aware that two Navratilova was as American weeks ago, there as Boris Yeltsin's vodka Rwere some slightly cabinet, or that Monica Seles unfavourable comments had started grunting in Your indispensable guide to the Rome showdown made ahout Rugby League's American rather than ENGLAND World Club Championship. Yugoslavian. ITALY Now it is far beyond me to Now that he is the world DESPITE the growing because they're a good side." THERE is a euphoria about International results are not gloat, but did anybody else number four, Greg must take mood of optimism said Hoddle, "They've beaten English football at the the only indication of England's see the results of the four care to at least stay in the top surrounding Glenn us at Wembley, and Rome, with moment, a sense of genuine chances. Take Manchester ten. Unless he wants to quarter finals? 1 toddle's England, and the 85.000 people screaming, will belief. It is tempting to hark United's victory over Juventus, become Canadian again. the best that Italy has to offer. For those of you who be a major test." back to the excitement didn't, allow me to relay to stormclouds of discontent Maldini was relaxed and This was a highly impressive you the performance of the BOUT time for the gathering around their stressed that "We know what generated by Euro 96 but performance by a United side that British sides involved: Played government's self- opponents, it is Cesare type of game this is, but that the momentum we are now contained seven England 4, lost 4. Points for 60, points Aappointed court jester Maldini's Italy that should doesn't mean we have to pull gathering is entirely internationals, giving the national against 190. An absolute (and part-time Minister for enter this match the more our hair out. We must look to different. team a sense of unity and an hammering. Sport) to make his debut confident. our fans in the Olympic This time, the team is not understanding on the pitch that So this means that the - appearance in this column this Forget meaningless pre- Stadium. I remember the being urged on by the thrills of a the Italians cannot match. World Club Championship season. season tournament results, the magical nights they tournament played on This unity adds to the semi-finals will be contested Arise, Tony Banks. How we line that glares ominously from created for us in Italia home soil. What has confidence and the relaxed nature ixclusively between laughed when you crossed your England's recent past is the 90, and we want the developed is a kind of an of the squad, who are themselves Australian teams. The World fingers whilst swearing the oath Wembley disaster that marked same on Saturday. We aura around the team, with realising their own abilities. This lab Championship. Almost of allegiance. We remember the beginning of the Maldini have to play with the lifting of the shroud mood was encapsulated by Gary as farcical as baseball. vividly the titters raised when regime. judgment and labelling us as tactically Neville: "I do not think the you called Billy Hague a foetus. That night, an admittedly intelligence." and technically inferior. Italians are anything special. HREE cheers are in Witness now the season depleted side succumbed feebly They certainly have England are becoming a There is nothing to fear from order for our great ticket-holders crying into their to the visitors, who had clearly the squad to do that, force to be reckoned with. them." he said. "They are only TBritish boxing hero, beer, the people rolling in the come for a draw and gained an brimming with World Glenn Hoddle's men human." Lennox Lewis. aisles with laughter and those unexpected victory. Cup experience. go to Rome as a squad full The Italian team may contain Facing Andrew Golota in being carried from the ground In Rome tomorrow, the Marshalled by the of confidence, following class players of the likes of Zola, Atlantic City last weekend in a state of near-asphyxiation. A~uri must win to guarantee incomparable Paolo some fine performances, but then we have excellence could not have been the most Why is this? automatic qualification, and Maldini, with a solid to face an Italian side flowing through our squad too. appealing way to spend the It's all because of your will thus prove a far more core of European Cup under severe pressure as Previously we would have been weekend, but Lewis turned in a latest party piece - the proposed formidable opponent. Indeed, winners from Juventus, they are both teams seek to gain ruing the loss of Shearer; superb display to send the Pole re-introduction of terracing to England have not beaten the a formidable side who must not automatic qualification to the however, we can just replace him packing. Premiership football grounds. three-time World Champions be taken lightly, World Cup finals. with another talented player - Ian With the fight lasting little What could be more on their own turf since two and England are Several factors Wright, a man who has shown more than a minute and a half, a ridiculous than going back on goals from captain Johnny in danger of clearly illustrate his true calibre in recent lot of people were left the last eight years' work, the Haynes secured that memorable becoming over- GROUP TWO that England internationals. This is the case wondering what all the fuss was building of new all-seater 1961 victory. confident. have the upper throughout the side: take out about - what was stands and hugely Since then, England's record Maldini hand. Sheringham, put in Scholes: Phil so dangerous improved against the Italians has been far explains the PWDL F A Pts R e c e'n t Neville for LeSaux; Batty for .ibout this environments at from encouraging. The last Tournoi defeat England 7 6 0 1 15 2 18 results cast Ince; and we've got players like Golota? football matches'.' team to play in Rome lost 2-0 away as an Italy 752011 1 17 England as the Pallister, McManaman, Fowler Well, the man Wait! I've in a World Cup qualifier in irrelevance, Poland 73 I 3 10 9 10 in-form team. and Southgate on the bench. This lad a nasty habit got one - going to 1976. and of the last ten saying that the Georgia 7 4 9 7 Their previous is a squad well equipped to cope watch football two qualifying with anything the Italians might of wanting to meetings of the teams, Italy Italians "weren't Moldova 800 221 0 rearrange his with David lead by six wins to three. in the right matches have throw at them. opponents' Mellor. Now Ironically, it was the condition either seen them For the first time in a long wedding tackle, that's ridiculous. Premiership's Player of the mentally or Remaining fixtures: defeat both time. England are going into a which led to his And if he's Year. Gianfranco Zola, who physically for Oct 11: Italy v England, Poland and match without the controversies being banned wearing his sealed that last Italian triumph, that game." Georgia v Poland. Moldova easily, of wife-beating, alcoholism or from boxing. Chelsea top. well and he will surely prove the Perhaps Zola victories which wild nights out hanging over their Speculation that's just life- danger-man again. Even more put it best. After>«« -^•••""" either side heads. With only football on the had been rife that threatening. worrying .for Glenn Hodclle is praising the improvements of a convincing 2-0 win over agenda, the prospects of an Golota had been Allegedlyr the form of his striking made under Hoddlc's guidance, Italy in le Tounioi. England victory are even further working in collaboration with partners. While Christian Vieri he said simply "It'.s a younger Having recently fought out enhanced. Mike Tyson to assemble a HERE'S something I'd was scoring for Atletico Madrid England team, which has two 0-0 draws with Poland and Italy are no longer a team to "super-tighter", made up of just like to say to any last weekend, Alessandro Del improved. We will respect Georgia, the A~uri have dropped strike fear into the hearts of parts of other boxers. TSunderland fans Piero was looking sharp after them." from the top of the group. This opponents. Instead it is England The plans, it was alleged, reading this: you must be his virtuoso goal at Old It could be cirrivetlerci to the leaves them needing a win who are approaching this status. were scuppered when Tyson's ashamed of yourselves. Trafford that made a mockers World Cup for England if the against England in front of an A victory in Rome will take them attempt to remove Evander You were away to Reading of English defending. feeling isn't mutual. expectant home crowd to ensure one step nearer. Holyfield's ear was rumbled. last weekend, and it hurts me "We've got to respect them Paul Brown qualification. Tim Webber Leeth Snuli'iit reporters to say this, but there's a asked genetics experts to certain three points if ever ENGLAND (possible) comment on this theory, but there was. were told to "piss off." Reading 4, Sunderland 0. 4-0. Four goals to nil. Seaman ORE cheers! Absolutely marvellous. What Congratulations are were you lot doing? How can Campbell Adams Southgate Min order for Greg you let Carl Asaba score G Neville Le Saux Rusedski, who this week twice? Carl Asaba, the man reached a pinnacle he thought who makes Brian Deane look Beckhaieckham Ince he might never reach: the like Juninho. And then you tabloids recognised him as had a man sent off! Great British. news. Sheringham All I can say is, thanks a Poor Greg, as he eddy Sheringham: languished in the lower half lot Sunderland, we needed Wright is return from of tennis' top 100, he was that. Now go to the darkest Alessandro Del I injury could prove variously described as the corner of the Stadium of Will want to repeat wb rucial for England "Anglo-Canadian", Light and hide. he did against Man Of SATURDAY 11 OCTOBER, 7,45pm, Sky Sports 2 "Canadian-born Briton" or cs just "Yank". LATEST BETTING: 5/6 Italy, 11/4 England, 11/5 the draw "46 Leeds Student Friday October 10 1997 23 - WEEKEND FOOTBALL UNDONE BY HAND FIXTURES Striker seals win over rivals LUU in five-goal thriller Saturday 11 October MEN'S FOOTBALL World Cup Qualifiers LUU 2-3 TASC Group Two Italy v England Report by James Fearn Group Four Scotland v Latvia THREE fine goals control difficult neither set of forw ards looked capable of Group Seven from Trinity & All establishing themselves. Belgium v Wales Saints College Group Eight clinched a narrow Dangerous Rep ol Ireland v Romania one-goal victory over The LUU midfield Group Nine LUU in the derby eventually managed to gain Portugal v Northern Ireland the upper hand and as then game at Weetwood. grip tightened they looked (he Nationwide League The result left the more dangerous. The first Division One h o m e s i d e ruing t h e i r real chance had just gone Bradford v Slieff Utd failure it) translate the begging when, against the run Reading v ("rewe of play. Boy le latched on to a near-total dominance of Slockporl v Oxford through ball from Hand and Swindon v Bury possession and the finished w ith a cool lob. territorial supremuc\ LUU's appeals for offside Division Two seemed justified when the they enjoyed into Burnley v Carlisle enough clear-cut linesman's (lag fluttered momentarily at half mast but Chesterfield v Wigan scoring opportunities. was hurriedly withdrawn. Fulham v Blackpool Despite deservedly I'he pattern of ihe half was Gillingham v Wyeombe draw ins: le\el through Jim resumed with TASC pushed Grimshy v Northampton Trainor' s clinical clri ve back but in little real danger l.uton v Plymouth across the goalkeeper in of conceding and frustration Millwall v Oldham the 57th minute. L.UU stalling to spread throughout Preston v Bournemouth in the LUU camp. Southern! v Bristol City were put to the sword in Walsall v Wrexham the second half by two The second hall began with a rejuvenated LUU York v Brentford exquisite goals from Gilhy probing inv enli v el y for an and Hand. A late volley equaliser and exploiting the Division Three from Andy Myhill and a increased space that the Cardiff v Scunthorpe concerted final onslaught dele nee allowed them. Chester v Brighton were not enough to rescue T rai n or obliging with I he- Doncaslei v Hartlepool I he m. goal. Exeter v Swansea Victory for cither side had. TRACKING BACK: An LUU defender tries to cut off another TASC attack Pic: Julia Gorham Hull v Scarborough however, seemed a remote Menace Ley ton Orient v Kotherham possibility for much of the But the TASC' breaks had revival gained in momentum with TASC just as likely to team performance with three Lincoln v Torquay first half as both sets of been carrying a greater air of culminating in the third goal. extend their lead as LUU to great finishes." Mansfield v Cambridge defenders, pushing up to menace and ten minutes later Walker again being chipped, reduce it. Disappointed LUU captain Nolls County v Macclesfield Pelerborough v Colchester condense the midfield. had Cooke's good work on the this time by Hand. "We owed them that one Owen Jones claimed: "We looked imperious. LUU could have claimed for last v ear" said TASC's dominated the match hut we Rochdale v Darlington left saw Gil by seize his Shrewsbury v Barnel With space at a premium opportunity with both hands. to be unlucky to not finish jubilant team manager Hand. hav e to start scon ng." lie and he a v y rai n mak i ng who also praised "a good admitted being "a bit gulled." finishing coolly. The TASC equal, hut the match finished Sunday 12 October Division One Can't lose, won't lose Stoke Cily v Port Vale THE LUU women's hockey second eleven The LUU Orienteering round team effort from the * v club made an I.l'OC. who can now look continued their fine forward to the coming season unbeaten run with a encouraging start to w nil some confidence. No. 42: That'll hurt comfortable 4-2 win the new season last By Paul Brown over Sheffield at Sunday in a regional Helen Gardner event at Shipley Park Dubbed the "Battle of Weetwood. Highbury". England's The visitors had started near Derby. Ov cr 20 club members NEXT week sees the first victory over Italy in the stronger of the two teams BUSA competition begin in a first period fought turned out. participating in 1934 was a violent a range of courses run on in earnest. occasion. largely in Ihe middle third of Both LUU and LMUSU England's iw o goal hero the pitch. fast parkland. have a full programme ol Newcomers David Bond I nc Brook played most of the Despite their control. fixtures on Wednesday, with and Vicky I'orteus competed game with a suspected Sheffield tailed to create any sports ranging from football to w el I on Ihe orange course, fractured arm. and Ted Drake clear-cut chances and a strong fencing. badminton to got the third despite a deep LUU defence remained finishing in third and fourth basketball. places respectively. Li/ Kills gash to his leg. A broken foot, untroubled but struggled to find All teams play in the captain Jo Smallshaw. Hughes goal on 48 minutes gave clocked an impressive ^0 a broken nose, a bruised ankle an outlet into midfield. league sy stem before The second half began as the Is a seemingly unassailable minutes on the light green run and a strapped hand were just A period of pressure led to a first had ended, with sustained lead but. to their credit. Sheffield Christmas, with I i xlures some of the other horrific cross from the right was neatly earning her a deserved seventh against other teams in the LUU pressure resulting in battled on and retrieved a goal position. injuries on display converted to give Sheffield the several near-misses. After 15 through a well worked short north-east region. Italy hail to resort to play ing lead. That seemed to he the .minutes, on the back foot. corner. A minute from time, the Achievement The top sides progress to football in the second hall, and incentive LIT needed as they Sheffield finally succumbed visitors were unlucky as they the knock-out competition in pulled two goals back in began to assume control. w hen a fine Leeds move vv as tailed to produce a finish vvitii Bui ihe achievement of the the New '('ear. while some can torrential rain to set up a After a succession of finished neatly by Michelle only the 'keeper left to heal. day came from .laimie Doc. qualify through the plav thrilling finale goalmouth scrambles. Sophie Hughes, giving the hoir.e side a The result sets the team up who ran the seven-kilometre which lake place at the .Hid though, steadied blue course in f>5 minutes to swept in a deserved comfortable o-1 adv. an: well lor the Ht S.\ m,itches with .mins; of December, Msenal players horn equaliser and LIT began to The defence remained solid eonhdenee high after another •me the fastest woman at 'i I 1 and 1 All SU can both the highly successful Chapman plav with more ass; and was marshalled well by Jo impressive performance and five ent. boast teams thai won HI 'SA era. held on valiantly to secure 1 penalty Hick three minutes later Smallshaw and tough-tackling consecutive wins. Alongside these individual competitions lasi ,i hai,: victory o was finished confidentlv bv Kate Ashworlh. A second Jim Lewis performances was a good all- •i M Champ Leeds Student The best of this e Italia week's university SHOWDOWN IN ROME - Page 22 matches Page 23 Hockey side in eleventh WET BEHIND heaven WOMEN'S HOCKEY LMUSU 11-1 S'LAND Report by Simon Ansell FOUR goals apiece from Sue Ashworth and Sarah Male THEIR EARS helped the LMUSU women to an easy win over Sunderland in Inexperienced LUU sunk in flood of tries their first game of the season on Wednesday. Played on the new MEN'S RUGBY UNION astro-turf at Beckett Park LUU 7-32 NEWCASTLE in appalling weather conditions, LMUSU took Report by Rob Higgs the game to Sunderland COMING up against handling in a move which right from the outset and took them to their opponents' never looked back. a strong Newcastle line. This resulted in a try for After missing a couple of side, LUU were Duncan under the posts, early chances, LMU took the soundly beaten in the which he duly converted. lead after three minutes from pouring rain at Errors Alison Woody. Ashworth and Male then Weetwood on In the second half, an early took over the goalscoring, Wednesday. penalty and a well-struck drop Ashworth with a low shot after The home side found goal put Newcastle ahead 13- the Sunderland defence had it difficult to gel as a 7, a lead they extended soon backed off, then Male with the after when another sweeping third after an excellent run. team with many new move resulted in a try for The home side continued to players in the side, and their winger. play with great fluency and captain Matt Duncan But LUU repeatedly after a fourth goal from Jane admitted afterwards that fought their way downfield Gartside. Ashworth scored her their inexperience had and spent most of the match second goal of the afternoon. A in the visitors' 22. Sadly, constant thorn in Sunderland's shown. handling errors caused by the side, she duly got her hat-trick However, strong slippery ball, and good after the impressive Carrie defence had kept defence by Newcastle Lows had scored the sixth. Newcastle at bay early on, prevented the hosts from Sunderland had struggled to get with number eight Dave breaking through. out their half in the first period, Hatcher leading the way. Ultimately, the loss of two and LMUSU gave them much The visitors even had a key LUU players in the first to ponder as they started the half took its toll towards the second. player sent off for end and Newcastle broke stamping, but the fourteen away for two further scores. Beautiful men amazingly kept up the In reflection, Duncan pressure, eventually commented: "The team have Male scored again shortly scoring a converted try a lot to build on if we're to after the re-start but then under the posts. fare better against the likes of LMUSU took their foot off the LUU fought back strongly, Loughborough in the tough pedal. Sunderland soon started the backs exhibiting superb league matches to come." to play with much more conviction and scored a consolation with twenty minutes to go. This seemed to wake up the home team and a beautiful shot from Male gave 40,000 people see this space. her a hat- trick. Late goals again from Ashworth and Male If you want to advertise here ensured Sunderland had a long and depressing journey home. LMUSU's captain Shazza Reid, who didn't play because of injury, was happy with her team's performance. "We worked very hard and it was a CALL very positive performance. Our team is almost entirely new and CATHERINE BARTON it gelled well together ". LMUSU's 2nd XI also impressed, beating their (0113) 231 4293 Sunderland counterparts 19-0.