Melbourne Program Guide

Page 1 of 33 Melbourne Program Guide

Sun Sep 9, 2012

06:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Ab Wave II

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

06:30 GEM PRESENTS WS G

Jack Vidgen - Inspire

Music special.

06:40 THE BELLES OF ST. TRINIANS 1955 Repeat G

The Belles Of St. Trinians

A group of schoolgirls are more interested in racing forms than school books, as they try to get rich quick.

Starring: Alastair Sim, Joyce Grenfell, George Cole

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Shark Portable Steam Pocket See what Shark technology can do for your House! Steam Clean, sanitize and deodorize in one easy step!

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Total Gym

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Oreck Air Purifier Deal to odours, allergens, and other airborne pollutants in your home – the professional way.

10:00 LAUGHTER IN PARADISE 1951 Repeat G

Laughter In Paradise A wealthy old man dies and leaves each of four relatives a small fortune, provided they fulfill his required hilarious tasks. Starring: Joyce Grenfell, Hugh Griffith, Alastair Sim, Fay Compton, John Laurie LONG WAY TO THE TOP - 10 YEAR 12:00 Repeat WS PG ANNIVERSARY Long Way To The Top - 10 Year Anniversary Long Way to the Top. Join us as we talk a look at the Ten Year Anniversary tour of LONG WAY TO THE TOP running through Australia in October 2012. 13:00 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG Natalie spends a weekend on NZ’s beautiful Lake Taupo, Jason’s found a great place to stay on the popular Thai island of Phuket, Dermott finds a piece of Tasmanian wilderness 10 minutes from Launceston. Jules checks into an upmarket backpackers in Noosa, a flashpackers and Catriona finishes up her European tour in Barcelona.

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Sun Sep 9, 2012

13:30 SUNDAY FOOTY SHOW HD WS G Join Peter Sterling along with Andrew Johns and Brad Fittler as they review and preview all the NRL action from the weekend as well as the boys for The Roast. 15:30 RUGBY LEAGUE FINALS Captioned Live HD WS NA

Second Elimination Final - Canberra Raiders v Cronulla Sharks Wide World Of Sports presents the Second Elimination Final between the Canberra Raiders and Cronulla Sharks live from Canberra Stadium. Join Ray Warren, Phil Gould, Peter Sterling, Brad Fittler and Andrew Johns for all the action.

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Sun Sep 9, 2012

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Cooking Class When Monica's cooking at the restaurant is harshly criticised by a newspaper, she goes to desperate measures hoping to convince the reviewer to reconsider his opinion. Meanwhile, Rachel gets upset when a cute salesgirl flirts with Ross, as they shop for baby supplies. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW HD WS G

Compilation Fiona Bruce and the experts catch up on unscreened finds with intriguing objects brought in to recent locations of Hutton-in-the- Forest, Chatsworth and the British Museum. 19:30 CUSTOMS Captioned Repeat WS PG

20:00 CUSTOMS Captioned Repeat WS PG The UK's boarders are large and its Customs job to sift out the drug traffickers, people smugglers and international terrorists before they hit the streets. 20:30 THE GINGERBREAD MAN 1998 Captioned Repeat M

John Grisham's The Gingerbread Man Based on John Grisham's best-selling novel, The Gingerbread Man. When Rick Magruder a Savannah lawyer attempts to protect a waitress who is being stalked by her fundamentalist father, he is drawn into a web of deceit and danger and a life of confusion and chaos where survival is the only objective. Starring: Kenneth Branagh, Robert Downey Jnr, Embeth Davidtz, Robert Duvall, Tom Berenger, Daryl Hannah

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Some Coarse Language, Sexual References, Nudity

22:50 SENSING MURDER Captioned Repeat WS M

The Patient Killer 13 year old schoolgirl Tracey Ann Patient was plucked off Auckland's busy Great North Road in 1976. The following morning, her lifeless body was found dumped 16 kilometres away in the Waikatere Ranges. She'd been strangled with a pantyhose tourniquet. Psychics Deb Webber and Sue Nicholson investigate Tracey's murder. 23:50 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

00:20 IN THE COOL OF THE DAY 1963 Repeat WS M

In The Cool Of The Day After he mends a marital rift between a vacationing young couple, the bored, fragile wife falls hopelessly in love with the husband's ex-colleague who is married. The couple decide to run off to Greece together to pursue the romance. Starring: Peter Finch, Jane Fonda, Angela Lansbury

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

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Sun Sep 9, 2012

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Z Quiet

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

02:30 MCD WS G

Magic Bullets + Miracle Blades

Home shopping programme.

03:00 MCD WS G

Side Sleeper Pro V2

Home shopping programme.

03:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Metamorphosis

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

04:00 NOPALEA WS G

Nopa Rev 3 - Tri Vita

Home Shopping Programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 SEAWAY Repeat WS PG

The 34th Man

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

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Mon Sep 10, 2012

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Football A good-natured football game reveals some serious rivalries; Monica and Ross compete for the 'Geller Cup' while Joey and Chandler compete for a Dutch girl. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

06:30 HOT IN CLEVELAND Repeat HD WS PG

The Gateway Friend The ladies need to get a friend visiting from Los Angeles back together with her boyfriend—a popular Beverly Hills dermatologist—if they hope to ever have another appointment with him.

Starring: Betty White, Jane Leeves, Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Nicer Dicer

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

07:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Brainetics

Turbocharge your child’s brain with this breakthrough math and memory system.

08:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Guess Who's Not Going to the Luau? Peterson's Poi Juice is giving away a trip to Hawaii and Arnold Ziffel is chosen as the winner. When the ad agency rep meets Arnold and discovers he's not a human, he tries to disqualify the swine. Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

08:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

Endora turns Darrin into a young boy.

Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick Sargent

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Shark Portable Steam Pocket See what Shark technology can do for your House! Steam Clean, sanitize and deodorize in one easy step!

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Oreck Air Purifier Deal to odours, allergens, and other airborne pollutants in your home – the professional way.

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Mon Sep 10, 2012

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Total Gym

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

10:30 ALIVE & COOKING HD WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Giant Poking Device

Monica accidently injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

12:00 THE LOVE LOTTERY 1954 Repeat G

The Love Lottery To settle his gambling debts a British film star allows himself to be first prize in a love lottery, the winner to get his hand in marriage. Starring: David Niven, Peggy Cummins, Herbert Lom, Gordon Jackson, Anne Vernon, Charles Victor

13:50 GEM PRESENTS Repeat WS G

Mark Vincent

Music special.

14:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

The Rummage Sale The Douglases are asked to donate old clothing to a charity rummage sale. Lisa is glad to give away Oliver's entire wardrobe, but can't part with any of her dresses. Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

14:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Samantha's Psychic Slip After Darrin catches Sam using witchcraft to clean the house, she develops a case of the hiccups that make bicycles magically appear. Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick Sargent

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Mon Sep 10, 2012

15:00 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Repeat HD WS G

16:30 CUSTOMS Captioned Repeat WS PG The UK's boarders are large and its Customs job to sift out the drug traffickers, people smugglers and international terrorists before they hit the streets. 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.

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Mon Sep 10, 2012

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Rachel Quits

Rachel quits her job at Central Perk; Joey's new job upsets Pheobe.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister

Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters; Rachel meets a handsome stranger who may help her career.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 HOT IN CLEVELAND HD WS PG

Some Like It Hot The cast and crew look back at the favourite moments and best bloopers from the third season.

Starring: Betty White, Jane Leeves, Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

19:30 SEA PATROL HD WS PG Action-packed series following the unsung heroics of the maritime rescue crews, who risk their lives to keep the UK's shipping channels safe. 20:30 THE MENTALIST Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Pilot CBI consultant Patrick Jane, Senior Agent Teresa Lisbon and her team investigate the double murder in Palm Springs of a pro golfer's wife and her doctor - which has the hallmarks of a serial killer with a personal connection to Patrick. Starring: Simon Baker, Robin Tunney, Tim Kang, Owain Yeoman, Amanda Righetti

21:30 EMBARRASSING BODIES Captioned Repeat WS M

Spain 2 /Sun Dance The doctors are back in Spain this week, warning tourists about holiday health hazards and casting their medically trained eyes over bodies that certainly aren’t sun-shy. Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity

22:30 HOARDERS Repeat WS PG

Claudie This family of 14 was the Brady Bunch of the block--until mother Claudie's hoarding tore the family apart and turned them all into the pariahs of the neighbourhood. 23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Rachel Quits

Rachel quits her job at Central Perk; Joey's new job upsets Pheobe.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

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Mon Sep 10, 2012

00:00 THE GUARDIAN Repeat HD WS M

Loyalties

Nick defends an Arab American man who appears to be the victim of a hate crime.

Starring: Simon Baker, Rosenberg. Alan, Dabney Coleman, Wendy Moniz

01:00 FOOTY CLASSIFIED Captioned Repeat WS M Football is set for a shake-up when the games biggest names and agenda-setters lock horns on Footy Classified for a provocative look at the AFL. 02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Bun N Thigh Wave

A little loose in the caboose? This miracle toning system will transform your body and your life!

02:30 MCD WS G

Wonder Cooker w Blades

Home shopping programme.

03:00 SELFCARE WS G

No No Hair

Home Shopping Programme

03:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Metamorphosis

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

04:00 MCD WS G

Fix it Pro

Home shopping programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 SEAWAY Repeat WS PG

The Provocative Mademoiselle

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

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Tue Sep 11, 2012

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister

Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters; Rachel meets a handsome stranger who may help her career.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

06:30 HOT IN CLEVELAND Repeat HD WS PG

Some Like It Hot The cast and crew look back at the favourite moments and best bloopers from the third season.

Starring: Betty White, Jane Leeves, Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Z Quiet

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

07:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

AB Pilates XP

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

08:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

08:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Dual Saw II

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Ab Wave II

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

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Tue Sep 11, 2012

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Shark Portable Steam Pocket See what Shark technology can do for your House! Steam Clean, sanitize and deodorize in one easy step!

The One Where Rachel Quits

Rachel quits her job at Central Perk; Joey's new job upsets Pheobe.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister

Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters; Rachel meets a handsome stranger who may help her career.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

12:00 SOLDIER IN THE RAIN 1963 Repeat WS PG

Soldier In The Rain An aging, career army-sergeant seems content with being a bachelor living on camp grounds, but a younger sergeant, who idolises him, tries to convince him to find a woman and a life outside the military. Starring: Jackie Gleason, Steve McQueen, Tuesday Weld

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

13:50 GEM PRESENTS Repeat WS G

Jack Vidgen - Inspire

Music special.

14:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Eb's Romance Eb announces his engagement to Loreli Appleby, a girl he met the day before. In an attempt to impress his future father-in-law, Eb succeeds in destroying the farmer's cabbage crop. Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

14:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Samantha's Magic Mirror Samantha fixes all the mirrors in the house so that the depressed Esmerelda will look prettier just before her old boyfriend shows up. Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick Sargent

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Tue Sep 11, 2012

15:00 SEA PATROL Repeat HD WS PG Action-packed series following the unsung heroics of the maritime rescue crews, who risk their lives to keep the UK's shipping channels safe. 16:00 HOARDERS Repeat WS PG

Claudie This family of 14 was the Brady Bunch of the block--until mother Claudie's hoarding tore the family apart and turned them all into the pariahs of the neighbourhood. 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

(*All New*) Join Ellen DeGeneres for the Season 10 premiere with special guests Pink, performing her hit single, "Blow Me (One Last Kiss)", Patrick Dempsey and US Gold Medal Gymnasts, Gabby Douglas, Mckayla Maroney and Kyla Ross.

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Tue Sep 11, 2012

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With All The Jealousy Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome guy; Monica becomes enamoured with a sexy busboy. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends When Monica and Richard accidently meet, they decide to become friends - but it doesn't stop there. Guest stars Tom Selleck. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 HOT IN CLEVELAND HD WS PG

Storage Wars An abandoned storage unit up for bid contains an important historical artifact that calls for Artie Firestone's expertise. Meanwhile, Joy befriends a truck driver and learns how to operate a CB.

Starring: Betty White, Jane Leeves, Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

19:30 YES MINISTER Repeat G

Open Government With his party now ready to form the government, Jim Hacker anxiously awaits a call from the Prime Minister offering him a Cabinet post. When the call does come, he is named Minister of Administrative Affairs. 20:00 TO THE MANOR BORN Repeat WS G

Save The Railway Station! When British Rail announce that the local train station is to close Audrey opposes the plan and is angry that Richard intends to turn the building into the site of his new Cash and Carry. Starring: Penelope Keith, Peter Bowles, Angela Thorne

20:30 THE CLOSER HD WS M

Armed Response A young couple hanging out in someone else's house find themselves in hot water when a security guard and decorated veteran winds up dead in the street outside. Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Robert Gossett

21:30 RIZZOLI & ISLES HD WS M

Throw Down the Gauntlet Jane looks for a way for Maura to meet her biological mother, Dr. Hope Davis. Angela gets involved in a political campaign. Starring: Angie Harmon, Sasha Alexander, Jordan Bridges

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Medical Procedures

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Tue Sep 11, 2012

22:30 HOUSE HUSBANDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG When his ex puts their house up for sale, Justin makes a last-ditch attempt to prove he can be a reliable dad and partner; Gemma stages an intervention to help Lewis adapt to life as a house husband, and Mark makes a splash at his daughter’s ‘Show & Tell’ day, after celebrating a major win at work.

Starring: Julia Morris, Gary Sweet, Firass Dirani, Rhys Muldoon, Gyton Grantley

23:30 LAW & ORDER HD WS M

Blood Money When a murdered elderly man is found to have been both stabbed and shot, perplexed Detectives Briscoe and Green discover that the victim was a life insurance salesman who sold bogus policies to Holocaust victims during World War II. Starring: Jerry Orbach, Angie Harmon, Sam Waterston

00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

01:00 DANGERMAN Repeat WS PG

The Paper Chase

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Bun N Thigh Wave

A little loose in the caboose? This miracle toning system will transform your body and your life!

02:30 MCD WS G

Side Sleeper Pro V2

Home shopping programme.

03:00 MCD WS G

Wonder Cooker w Blades

Home shopping programme.

03:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Z Quiet

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

04:00 NOPALEA WS G

Nopa Rev 3 - Tri Vita

Home Shopping Programme.

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Tue Sep 11, 2012

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat PG

The Wall

A seriously disturbed man commits murder, then kidnaps his own wife.

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Wed Sep 12, 2012

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

06:30 HOT IN CLEVELAND Repeat HD WS PG

Starring: Betty White, Jane Leeves, Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Ab Champ II

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

07:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Renovator II

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

08:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

08:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Total Gym

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Oreck Air Purifier Deal to odours, allergens, and other airborne pollutants in your home – the professional way.

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Wed Sep 12, 2012

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

AB Pilates XP

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

12:00 TENDER MERCIES 1983 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Tender Mercies An alcoholic drifter who is revealed to be a once-famous country singer must confront a painful past while facing an uncertain future that may only be redeemed by the simple power of love. Starring: Robert Duvall, Ellen Barkin, Tess Harper, Allan Hubbard, Betty Buckley, Wilford Brimley

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language, Adult Themes

14:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Hail To The Fire Chief Scheming to get Oliver to pay his way to a convention, Fire Chief Joe Carson appoints him as his assistant. Instead, Oliver finds the Hooterville Fire Department to be inept and ill-prepared. Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

14:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Laugh, Clown, Laugh First Endora has Darrin constantly telling jokes and then reverses the spell so that he laughs whenever he hears something sad or horrible. Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick Sargent

15:00 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes, going through layers of grime and muck. Homes that haven't been cleaned for years.

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Wed Sep 12, 2012

15:30 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes, going through layers of grime and muck. Homes that haven't been cleaned for years. 16:00 YES MINISTER Repeat G

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.

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Wed Sep 12, 2012

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS G

The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Pheobe's ex-singing partner wants to make Pheobe's signature song, "Smelly Cat", a commercial success; Chandler dates a woman with a secret. Guest stars Sherilyn Fenn. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break

Ross gets carried away in a moment of passion and the consequences are disastrous.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 HOT IN CLEVELAND HD WS PG

What's Behind the Door? Victoria's plans to bring her cancelled soap opera, "Edge of Tomorrow," back to life in the digital age hinges on the series creator's approval and participation from the actor who played Honor St. Raven's ex-husband.

Starring: Betty White, Jane Leeves, Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick

19:30 BORDER FORCE HD WS PG Documentary series taking viewers inside the UK Border Agency, revealing the work that takes place behind the scenes of the immigration process. Teams at Heathrow Terminal 3, Calais, Dover and across the North West and North East of England reveal the methods and technology used to allow legitimate visitors safe passage while catching those who try to gain illegal entry to the UK. 20:30 GARROW'S LAW HD WS M Garrow manages to defend a coachman accused of stealing a harness by his master. Renwick Williams is arrested after being accused of murdering several young women in London and he is sent to Newgate Prison. Starring: Andrew Buchan, Lyndsey Marshal, Rupert Graves, Aiden McArdie

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

21:45 SILENT WITNESS AV

Sins Of Fathers - Part 2 DI Adams and DC Cox's personal relationship is now affecting their work, leading Cox to request a transfer. With the burned body now identified through dental records, the police have a suspect. Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Strong Adult Themes, Drug Use, Sex Scenes

23:00 LAW & ORDER HD WS M

Sundown When a fifty something wife and mother is found beaten to death in a hospital, Detectives Briscoe and Green search for an elusive silver-haired gigolo who romances a string of rich elderly women and receives expensive gifts Starring: Jerry Orbach, Angie Harmon, Sam Waterston

00:00 THE CLOSER Repeat HD WS M

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Wed Sep 12, 2012

01:00 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes, going through layers of grime and muck. Homes that haven't been cleaned for years. 01:30 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes, going through layers of grime and muck. Homes that haven't been cleaned for years. 02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Brainetics

Turbocharge your child’s brain with this breakthrough math and memory system.

02:30 MCD WS G

Fix it Pro

Home shopping programme.

03:00 MCD WS G

Magic Bullets + Miracle Blades

Home shopping programme.

03:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Bun N Thigh Wave

A little loose in the caboose? This miracle toning system will transform your body and your life!

04:00 NOPALEA WS G

Nopa Rev 3 - Tri Vita

Home Shopping Programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 DANGERMAN Repeat WS PG

The Paper Chase

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

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Thu Sep 13, 2012

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break

Ross gets carried away in a moment of passion and the consequences are disastrous.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

06:30 HOT IN CLEVELAND Repeat HD WS PG

Starring: Betty White, Jane Leeves, Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Metamorphosis

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

07:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Shark Portable Steam Pocket See what Shark technology can do for your House! Steam Clean, sanitize and deodorize in one easy step!

08:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

08:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Ab Wave II

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Dual Saw II

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

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Thu Sep 13, 2012

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Total Gym

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break

Ross gets carried away in a moment of passion and the consequences are disastrous.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

12:00 SARABAND FOR DEAD LOVERS 1948 Repeat G

Saraband For Dead Lovers

A young woman marries Prince George but it's far from a love match and she falls for a Swedish Count.

Starring: Stewart Granger, Joan Greenwood, Flora Robson, Frederick Valk, Francoise Rosay, Peter Bull

14:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

The Candidate Fed up with the lousy condition of the Hooterville highway, Oliver launches an attack on their beloved state district representative, Ben Hanks. Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

14:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Samantha And The Antique Doll

Samantha allows Darrin's mother to think that she has magical powers. A fake séance cures her of this idea.

Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick Sargent

15:00 SURFING THE MENU WS PG

Wairrarapa Ben O'Donoghue and Mark Gardner experience spectacular conditions for surfing when they visit the black volcanic beach at Wairarapa, before helping a lobsterman beach his boat and rounding up some stubborn sheep. The cooks also prepare crayfish soufflé, curried lamb shoulder and grilled smoked eel using local ingredients.

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Thu Sep 13, 2012

15:30 SURFING THE MENU WS PG

Hawkes Bay The duo visit fly-fishing expert Derek Quilliam, who gives them advice on fishing for trout in Lake Tutira, near Hawkes Bay, where Maori trout guide Marlene Skeet helps the cooks catch some impressive fish. 16:00 BORDER FORCE Repeat HD WS PG Documentary series taking viewers inside the UK Border Agency, revealing the work that takes place behind the scenes of the immigration process. Teams at Heathrow Terminal 3, Calais, Dover and across the North West and North East of England reveal the methods and technology used to allow legitimate visitors safe passage while catching those who try to gain illegal entry to the UK. 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.

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Thu Sep 13, 2012

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One The Morning After

Four of the gang are trapped in Monica's room while the other two remain oblivious.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Without The Ski Trip Rachel asks everyone to go on a ski trip… except Ross. Chandler is particularly traumatized by the Ross/Rachel breakup, which reminds him of his parents' divorce. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 HOT IN CLEVELAND HD WS PG

Blow Outs

When Melanie's hair blow out lasts unusually long, Joy and Victoria demand to know who's blowing her.

Starring: Betty White, Jane Leeves, Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick

19:30 ANIMAL HOARDING WS PG

Flossie & Christine Delves into the hearts and minds of individuals afflicted with this disorder and provides a voice for the family and friends who are determined to prevent their loved ones from spinning further out of control.

20:30 EMBARRASSING TEENAGE BODIES Repeat WS M

Bodies Behaving Badly Embarrassing Teenage Bodies helps answer the common questions and health concerns of teenagers. In episode one, the team examines conditions including bladder control, sunburn and STIs. Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity, Sexual References

21:30 SUPER NANNY UK WS M

Brown-Smith Family Watch out Warrington! Supernanny's in town and taking on two brawling brothers, seven-year-old Louis and five- year-old Rhys. They have no respect for either mum Steph or each other, but when overbearing dad Simon's around it's a different story.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Realistic Violence

22:30 MY STRANGE ADDICTION Repeat HD WS PG Lauren can’t imagine going to a party or social event without wearing her fur suit. She’s completely dedicated to her “fursona” - designing and sewing her costume well into the night, it even takes priority to finding a job. Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

23:00 MY STRANGE ADDICTION Repeat HD WS PG When April’s fiancé gave her the ultimatum “it’s me or the puppets” – April chose the puppets. Not only do the puppets go everywhere she goes, she practices with them 12 hours a day. The puppets allow April to express herself without consequences, but can she find a way to exist without them and live a more balanced life? Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

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Thu Sep 13, 2012

23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One The Morning After

Four of the gang are trapped in Monica's room while the other two remain oblivious.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

00:00 FLASHPOINT Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Fortress The SRU are called to the scene of an upper class household where four hostages are being held only to discover that the hostage taker is actually the boyfriend of the family's nanny. Starring: Enrico Colantoni, Hugh Dillon, Amy Jo Johnson

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

01:00 SURFING THE MENU Repeat WS PG

Z Quiet

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

02:30 MCD WS G

Wonder Cooker w Blades

Home shopping programme.

03:00 MCD WS G

Side Sleeper Pro V2

Home shopping programme.

03:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Brainetics

Turbocharge your child’s brain with this breakthrough math and memory system.

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Thu Sep 13, 2012

04:00 NOPALEA WS G

Nopa Rev 3 - Tri Vita

Home Shopping Programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat PG

The Alibi Man

Gideon investigates a disappearance. The prime suspect has a perfect alibi.

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Fri Sep 14, 2012

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

06:30 HOT IN CLEVELAND Repeat HD WS PG

Blow Outs

When Melanie's hair blow out lasts unusually long, Joy and Victoria demand to know who's blowing her.

Starring: Betty White, Jane Leeves, Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Nicer Dicer

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

07:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Renovator II

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

08:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

08:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Samantha And The Antique Doll

Samantha allows Darrin's mother to think that she has magical powers. A fake séance cures her of this idea.

Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick Sargent

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Ab Wave II

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Oreck Air Purifier Deal to odours, allergens, and other airborne pollutants in your home – the professional way.

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Fri Sep 14, 2012

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

AB Pilates XP

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

The One The Morning After

Four of the gang are trapped in Monica's room while the other two remain oblivious.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

12:00 IT'S GREAT TO BE YOUNG! 1956 Repeat WS G

It's Great To Be Young! A popular teacher falls foul of the new headmaster who tries to disband the school orchestra.

Starring: John Mills, Cecil Parker, Jeremy Spenser

14:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Handy Lessons Wanting to be a bigger help to Oliver, Lisa decides to learn carpentry. She buys overalls and begins to study the craft from the inept Monroe brothers. Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

14:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

How Not To Lose Your Head To Henry VIII Pt 1 While vacationing in England Samantha frees a trapped nobleman from a painting. The witch who trapped him punishes Sam by sending her back to the time of Henry the VIII. Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick Sargent

15:00 ANIMAL HOARDING Repeat WS PG

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Fri Sep 14, 2012

16:00 MY STRANGE ADDICTION Repeat HD WS PG Lauren can’t imagine going to a party or social event without wearing her fur suit. She’s completely dedicated to her “fursona” - designing and sewing her costume well into the night, it even takes priority to finding a job. Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

16:30 MY STRANGE ADDICTION Repeat HD WS PG When April’s fiancé gave her the ultimatum “it’s me or the puppets” – April chose the puppets. Not only do the puppets go everywhere she goes, she practices with them 12 hours a day. The puppets allow April to express herself without consequences, but can she find a way to exist without them and live a more balanced life? Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

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Fri Sep 14, 2012

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Hypnosis Tape Chandler uses a hypnosis tape to quit smoking. Unbeknownst to him, it’s aimed only at women. Phoebe freaks when her brother wants to wed a woman twice his age. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Monica dates a millionaire; Joey gets the lead in a play but can't stand his leading lady - until he realises he likes her; and Rachel sets Chandler up on a date with her boss. Guest stars Jon Favreau. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 HOT IN CLEVELAND Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Pilot Three best friends from LA find their lives changed forever when their plane - headed for Paris- makes an emergency landing in Cleveland. When they discover that they are 'hot' in Cleveland, they decide to stay! Starting over, they rent a house that happens to come with one very feisty caretaker. Starring: Betty White, Wendie Malick, Jane Leeves, Valerie Bertinelli

19:30 RUGBY LEAGUE FINALS Captioned Live HD WS NA

Semi-Final No.2 Wide World Of Sports presents more finals action with the second semi-final. Join your expert commentary team for all the live action. 21:50 A PERFECT MURDER 1998 Captioned Repeat HD WS M

A Perfect Murder Michael Douglas and Gwyneth Paltrow star in this thriller about a powerful husband, an unfaithful wife and a jealous lover. Wall Street titan Steven Taylor seems like a man devoted to his wife. He isn't. His beautiful wife Emily seems like the perfect wife. She isn't. And when Emily's lover is hired to kill her, it seems like the perfect murder. Starring: Michael Douglas, Gwyneth Paltrow, Viggo Mortensen, David Suchet

Cons.Advice: Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Language, Some Violence

00:15 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call! 01:45 THE SERVANT 1963 Repeat WS M

The Servant An indolent, wealthy, weak young man hires an uncouth man who proceeds to slowly, surely and slimily take over the mansion and master, aided by his mistress whom he shares with the Master. Starring: Dirk Bogarde, Sarah Miles, James Fox, Wendy Craig, Catherine Lacey, Patrick Magee

Cons.Advice: Sex Scenes, Adult Themes

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Fri Sep 14, 2012

04:00 THE LONG & THE SHORT & THE TALL 1961 Repeat PG

The Long & The Short & The Tall

A British patrol penetrates an alien and enemy infested jungle, only to realise the futility of their mission.

Starring: Richard Todd, Laurence Harvey, Richard Harris, David McCallum

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

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Sat Sep 15, 2012

06:00 CARRY ON SCREAMING 1966 Repeat WS PG

Carry On Screaming Ghouls, monsters, mad scientists and vampires inhabit a lone house in the forest and busy themselves turning people to stone. Starring: Harry Corbett, Kenneth Williams, Jim Dale, Charles Hawtrey, Fenella Fielding

Cons.Advice: Horror, Sexual References

08:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

AB Pilates XP

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Oreck Air Purifier Deal to odours, allergens, and other airborne pollutants in your home – the professional way.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Total Gym

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

09:30 THE ORACLE 1952 G

The Oracle

A reporter discovers that a village well in Ireland contains an oracle which can predict the future.

Starring: Robert Beatty, Virginia McKenna, Mervyn Johns

11:15 LAXDALE HALL 1953 Repeat G

Laxdale Hall A parliamentary delegation is sent to a remote community in the Scottish Highlands where the residents are protesting at their poor links with the outside world.

Starring: Raymond Huntley, Ronald Squire, Kathleen Ryan

13:00 DON'T GO NEAR THE WATER 1957 Repeat G

Don't Go Near The Water On a small island in the South Pacific, the Navy's PR department is spending WWII without getting near a ship. Lt. Max Siegal is the Second in command to a clueless Commanding Officer who believes Sea Duty to be the worst punishment. Starring: Glenn Ford, Mary Wickes, Eva Gabor, Russ Tamblyn, Anne Francis

15:15 BEN-HUR 1959 Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Ben-hur When a Jewish prince is betrayed and sent into slavery by a Roman friend, he regains his freedom and comes back for revenge. Starring: Charlton Heston, Jack Hawkins, Frank Thring

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

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Sat Sep 15, 2012

19:30 RUGBY LEAGUE FINALS Captioned Live HD WS NA

Semi-Final No.2 Wide World Of Sports presents more finals action with the second semi-final. Join your expert commentary team for all the live action. 21:50 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Count Me Out The investigation of a dead census worker sends the team into a high speed car chase and an explosion that threatens the lives of two CSIs. Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Rex Linn, Eva La Rue

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

22:50 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Lover's Lanes The CSI's investigate a murder at a bowling alley after a critical piece of evidence is revealed during a bowling tournament. Starring: Marg Helgenberger, Laurence Fishburne, George Eads

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

23:50 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

00:20 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call! 01:50 HOFFMAN 1971 Repeat WS M

Hoffman A businessman blackmails his attractive young secretary into spending a weekend with him. Though he's a creep throughout, he gradually emerges as a sympathetic character. Starring: Peter Sellers, Sinead Cusack

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

04:10 IT ALWAYS RAINS ON SUNDAY 1947 Repeat WS PG

It Always Rains On Sunday An escaped convict tries to hide out at his former lover's house but she has since married and is far from keen on the idea. Starring: Googie Withers, Jack Warner, Edward Chapman

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

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