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Recommended Citation "Central Florida Future, Vol. 18 No. 58, July 16, 1986" (1986). Central Florida Future. 640. https://stars.library.ucf.edu/centralfloridafuture/640 Weather: High at 93, fow at 75. Do your calculus at the beach! Wednesday, July 16, 1986 • CF LIBRARY CHIVES he Central Florida Future Volume 18 Number 58 University of Central Florida/Orlando Twelve pages • UCF .faculty upset by administrative raises by V.E. Sorzano eliminated following his retirement and the ($6,113), and Susan Pins, CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE administration was reorganized. assistant to the • Hernandez feels that the money should have secretaty ($5,975). gone to the faculty, since they provide the primary Clampitt and Surles still Editor's Note: This is the first in a two-part series service of a University. "The University is the earn less than the other • dealing with raises in the Administrative students and the faculty. The rest is support,"· he associate vice Department and the subsequent reactions in the said. Hernandez added that UCF faculty wages are presidents. University community. below the national average, while UCF Another factor in UCF faculty members fil°e upset over what are administrators earn above the national average. determining the wage ~ being called "secret raises" in administration Dean McFall, director of public affairs at UCF, increases, said Colbourn, ranging from $7,500 for Dr. Carol Surles, vice said there is no indication that UCF administrators was a concern with president of human resources, to $540 for English make above the national average, however. "On the regard to chairpersons' department chairman Dr. Stuart Omans. contrary, UCF is an underfunded institution," he salaries. A recent study Dr. David Hernandez Dr. David Hernandez, president of the faculty said. showed that UCF union at UCF, last month published a list of 36 McFall said that the money from Goree's salary chairpersons were underpaid in comparison with administrators who received. raises in May totaling went to administrators because they inherited new others in the state, and Colbourn said that the pay • $113,000 with fringe benefits. job responsibilities· when Goree's position was increases represent an effort to bring UCF chairs Hernandez described the pay raises as '~secret'' eliminated. ''The money was made available into competition with those of the other because there was no prior announcement or through the administrative line," he said. Universities in Florida. written documentation, and said that they had to "Increases in responsibility were reflected by Hernandez discounts this motive however, be traced through public documents. increases in wages." pointing out that chairpersons received less than President Trevor Colbourn denied that the raises President Colbourn said that equity was also a 1/4 of the money allocated for pay raises. The were secret, however, since they were a matter of concern in redistributing the funds, since many largest chair wage increase, $3,000, went to a public record, and added that the salaries of female employees were earning less than their male department chairperson whose salary still University employees are not usually announced. counterparts. · remained below that of other chairpersons after the The money for the raises came from the salary of Three of the four largest pay increases went to raises. "The lions share of the money remained Philip Goree, vice president of buisness affairs, who Dr. Carol Surles ($7,500), Dr. Joyce Clampitt, retired last DecemJ:>er. Goree's position was associate vice president of administrative affairs SEE UPSET, PAGE 4 • Study says students don't nee~ college
by Karen L. Ziebell University next fall. COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE ''I couldn't take it,'' Diener, who has a summer clerical job at a local hospital, adds. Students in the class of Amy Little, recently 1990, this fall's freshman, graduated from Franklin may have better employment High School ih Murrysville, prospects if they drop out of Pa., "would be really college and train instead for disappointed" to land in a clerical or service industry clerical job, too. jobs, a new study suggests. The first in her family to Of the 20 occupations that attend college, Little plans to will offer · the most job study telecommunications at opportunities by 1990, only Westminster College in four require a college degree Pennsylvania to enter, the Equal "You can get a clerical job Employment Opportunity without a college degree," she Commission (EEOC) reported continues. 'Tm working at last week. Dairy Queen now. I wasn't UCF Wild Life Donna ~alloway/Central Florida Future Advanced technologies even out of high school when I See page 3 for the real story. apparently are beginning to got that job." displace white collar workers, While Little and Diener thus robbing grads of some plan to .go to college despite Student aid given temporary relief prime job opportunities, other the EEOC' s forecast, some experts explain. job counselors agree that high In its "Project 2000" tech tools are beginning to by Jim Schwartz succeeded in passing substantial college cuts report, the EEOC predicted replace college grads as they COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE and eliminating several major student aid secretaries, blue collar used to replace blue collar programs in 1981 and 1982. supervisors, truck drivers, workers. Since then, Congress has increased funding restaurant workers and "Obviously", robotics and Student aid and other federal college marginally for a few programs, while freezing janitors, among other clerical technological advancements programs may have escaped the budget axe funding for most. of the rest at 1983 levels. and service occupations, have imposed (restrictions on for the next fiscal year. "It's good news," rejoices Kathy Ozer of would find the widest range of grads' job opportunities)," Congress last week passed a bill that would the United States Student Association, a job opportunities by the says Dr. Fra' Burtnett, add an extra $2 billion spending authority for student lobbying group in Washington, D.C. decade's end. director of American education-related programs in the October The Function 500 programs include The only high-growth Association ,· Counseling 1986 to September 1987 fiscal year. employment training, some social programs occupations that require a and Development in It will not, however, help forestall the loss and about $9 billion in student aid such as college degree, notes EEOC Washington, D.C. by up to 800,000 students of all or part of Pell Grants and Guaranteed Student Loans. spokeswoman Deborah On the bright side, their Pell Grants this fall, sources say. Under the new bill, Congress can pump up Graham, are elementary Burtnett believes bright and The bill authorizes spending up to $33.45 funding for the programs before they have to school teachers, nurses, talented individuals will billion on the so-called "Function 500" suffer the cuts mandated by the Gramm licensed practical nurses and always be in demand . .., programs. The current budget ceiling is some Rudman-Hollings balanced budget law. accountants. Jesse Smith, executive $31 billion. The measure also adds approximately four - ''If the only thing (available director of the College In February, President Reagan had asked percent to the budget to offset inflation, upon graduation) is clerical, Placement Service in Congress to lower the budg~t ceiling to $27 explains Larry Zaglaniczny of the American I'd be mad," understates Bethlehem, Pa., also believes billion. Council on Education. Marissa Diener, a June in the "bright and talented" The education lobby in recent years has felt The bill only authorizes funding. Congress graduate of Centennial High theory. lucky merely to freeze federal spending for School in Champaign and a college programs. Pr~sident Reagan SEE CONGRESS, PAGE 5 freshman at Georgetown SEE NEA, PAGE 10 21 The Central Florida Future, July 16, 1986
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'l~l~U THE SENATE VOTED ON ~.e(~ BILLS: MEASURES IN COMMITTEE 18-41 This bill reaportions the senate creating 7 new senate seats (17-Y, 0-N) BILLS: CONFIRMATION VOTES BY THE SENATE 18-28 This bill would allocate money for the purchase of a computer for student use in Andrew Courtois was confirmed to the position o1 arts/science senate seat (13-Y, 1-N. the typing room (OAF: Sen. Vazquez & Craven) 2-PR) - 18-42 This bill would allocate money to place campus maps in campus puildings (OAF: Dorothea Taylor was confirmed to the position of elections commissioner (14-Y, 3-PR) Sen. Neidhart) 18-43 This bill would allocate money to purchase 6 new courtsey phones (OAF: Sens. Valavanis, Dietz) TCO FUNDING RESOLUTIONS: Did you know that beginning July 1st your club will be eligible for $250.00 in office sup 18-26 This resolution would request that a circular drive be installed near the new plies and advertisement for the next fiscal year? To pick up an application, stop by the dorms (S/P: Sen. Pellerin) Student Government Wing and ask for a C&O Funds form. CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENTS: In addition, if your cluub will be attending a conference or conqention durning the year, 18-01 This amendment would change the length of judicial council member's term you are eligible for up to 5300 for registration. Stop by the Student Government wing to (UR: Sen. Neidhart) pick up a travel funding request form.
SENATE COMMITTEES Senate Committees review and amend all Bills and Resolutions before the full senate hears them. The SENATE MEETINGS following are the senate committees, their descriptions and the time and place when they meet: Students are invited to attend all senate meetings and express any OAF Organizations, Appropriations and Finance: This committee reviews all finance code changes and any bills requesting funds. ideas or problems that they feel the Tuesday 3:00~4:00 SWR senate should work on! Senate TCO Travel, Clubs and Organizations: This committee decides whether a club receives money for either office supplies or con- meetings are held Thursdays at ference registration. . Tuesday 4:00·5:00 SWR 3:00 in. Engineering 360. The first UR Leglslatlve, Judlclal and Rules: This committee reviews bills and resolutions that change statutes. Tuesday 2:00·3:00 SWR meeting of the month Is held in the : S/P Services and Publlclty: This committee reviews all non-money bills and resolutions that deal with services and publicity. · University Dining Room. Wednesday 5:00·6:00 SWR EA Elections and Appointments: This committee reviews all presidential appointments and recommends changes to the election TO THE STUDENT statutes. Monday 6:00·7:00 SWR If you have any comments, ques tions or concerns about the Senate * Senate Work Room (SWR) Is located in the new Student Government wing of the Student Center. Report or any legislation, please * All committee meetings are open. stop by the Senate Work Room. · July 10, 1986 Student Senate Meeting Records , ~ c:o +- ~ ~ co - +-,..... co - co - I 1;; ~ 0 0 - ,...... ,, ,...... ,, :·· al ...I .,, c - ,..... m ...J :!!. ,..... al ...I al ARTS • SCIENCES BUSINESS EDUCATION \ LIBERAL STUDIES ~ 3 OPEN SEAT Robert Donaldson p y p OPEN SEAT OPEN SEAT y Gail Kendall p y p Melissa Pellerin p y p John Rhodes p p AT·LARGE y p Ted Young A A Steve Phillips p y p ·Jodi Freeman p y p William Dietz p y OPEN SEAT Carl Neldhart p y p William Grant p p BREVARD Sam Coniglio A - A OPEN SEAT ENGINEERING OPEN SEAT Richard Weddleton A - A Roy Reid p y p OPEN SEAT DAYTONA y p OPEN SEAT Darrin Kissenberth p y p Jason Valvanis p OPEN SEAT Kristina Sargent p y p HEALTH OPEN SEAT SOUTH ORLANDO y Mike·Boswell p y p Lisa Robertson p y p Frank Ladd p p OPEN SEAT ~ y p -;;:,/ ,... Bryan Martinez p
PR-Present (not enough Information/unable to decide) AB-Abstain (conflict of interest) Y-Yes N-No - Paid Aduertisment - A-Absent P-Present L-Late E-Excused , ·., ~. ~ ...... , . . .. ' .. \. - .:.. The real-"wild life" at UCF • campus squirrels, however. by Kenny Preuss A squirrel attack once took place in the CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE Chemistry building when one of the furry .. creatures ran into an instructor's office. The instructor tried to draw the squirrel out to U CF has some of the wackiest wild life. the room by laying down a path of peanuts No, this is not an expose of wild freshman out the door. The squirrel didn't budge. Next, dorm parties, the insane lines at add/drop, or the instructor laid down a trail of cheese. 'The the secret life of a reserved UCF instructor. squirrel still didn't budge. Finally, aided by a I'm talking about cats that live in sewers, squad of lab technicians and a police officer, • snakes that cannot live in dorms, and birds the instructor backed the squirrel into a that fly into glass windows and plummet to corner. When he reached down with a net to the earth. This is the real UCF wildlife. It's capture it, however, the squirrel leapt up, ran enough to make Marlon Perkins turn in his across the i:qstructor' s chest, cut his arm and grave. face, and escaped out· the door. · The UCF campus is an official bird Other UCF students find the squirrels sanctuary. This means that there are laws friendly, however. "They come right up to • protecting the birds from the students. There you and sit dow.n," said UCF theatre major is nothing, however, protecting the students Margo Kent, "and if you have food, they'll from the birds. walk you to class.'' Aside from dropping unpleasant items on Some of the University's creatures have automobiles, lunches, and an occasional made unexpected night calls. Lt. Stout sunbather, UCF birds have been known recalls the night when police officers heard simply to fall from the sky. Lt. Arthur Stout noises behind the library and suspected that of the UCF police department offers an someone was trespassing on a construction explanation for our kamikaze · feathered site. The sound stopped each time the police friends. - shone a search light into the area, only to "When they first put up the begin again as soon as the light was Administration building, birds flew directly swithched off. After a fruitless search, a into the windows. For the first few years, we trash-filled oil drum tipped over, and the picked up at least an injured bird a· month. noisy prowler-a large raccoon-made a clean We collected crows, pigeons, robins-even a getaway. seagull.'' Not all of UCF's animal prowlers have been Some Shrubs Mark Fischer(Central Florida Future So far, campus birds have not injured ---- If you ever get out to Lake Clarie, you can enjoy these anyone. The same cannot be. said about the SEE WILD LIFE, PAGE 4 beautiful shrubs, courtesy of SG and your money. .. Pornography problems brought lo forefront a- MSU
"The student group announced, and got m_edia "The issue here is whether or not people in a Staff Report play, that they had filmed a sexually explicit movie public place can claim defamation," Pratt says. COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE with MSU students.in MSU buildings,'' says Paul After Murawski showed the movie a second time, Pratt, another ACLU lawyer. MSU also initiated legal action against him. The controversy -surrounding the showing of "By all accounts, it turned out to be a hoax," he MSU charges he used MSU's Jogo, trademark pornographic films on campus, which branched last adds. "Great hype. Over 600 people turned out to and copyrighted materials without permission. school year into banilings of Playboy and see it, as opposed to the normal 25 or 30 (people MSU lawyer John Weaver- says Murawski will Penthous.e magazines from some colleges. who attend campus screenings)." have another court date on July 22 to determine if resurfaced last week with hearings at Michigan Pratt says the movie included scenes of MSU Box Office Spectaculars used MSU's trademarks State into the showings of a student-made sex film students walking around campus, clips of old stag without permission. some have called a "hoax. films and even shots of a protest by the Coalition But Weaver thinks Murawski might try to settle Ads had said the sexually explicit film, called Against Pornography On Campus. with the school before the July hearing. ''Spartan School for Sex,'' featured MSU students. Many viewers left the screening complaining of "Mr. Murawski graduated last week, and has no Local anti-pornogrf;lphy groups were angered by having been misled by the advertising and bored by desire to show the movie or sell it anymore," the May 30 showing, and Michigan State officials the film, the campus paper reported at the time. Weaver says, adding the school might settle for themselves accused the filmmaker of using the CAPOC was not amused, either. It claimed it had ''something that promises the movie Will not be MSU logo without permission. been defamed by being included without shown or sold in any manner, and that the student And a few weeks back, Bob Murawski, the just permission in the movie. organization will become defunct." graduated student behind the film and the ads, was MSU officials added that Box Office As Murawski prepared for his hearing, efforts to in court defending himself against charges of Spectaculars illeg~lly used Michigan State's · get tough with a former Indiana University violating an injunction against showing the movie licensed logo and trademark to promote "Spartan student who screened a porn film at IU last year a second time. School For Sex." continued~ If the hearing determines Murawski and Box Faced with a court order not to show the movie The early June trial of David Henderson, who is Office Spectaculars, his student group, violated the again, Murawski re-edited the film to exclude MSU chargea with violating a tough new local anti injunction, "they could be fined and/or jailed," symbols and snipped out the clips of the anti-porn obscenity law and could, if convicted, facejailand a says Phil Dean, an American Civil Liberties Union demonstration. He then showed the film, now fine, recently was postponed until Nov. 12. lawyer. retitiled "School For Sex," on May 31. · Henderson had sponsored a showing of Murawski, who is not answering que.stions from Last week's hearing was to determine if Box "Insatiable" last year as a fundraiser. the press, first showed "Spartan School For Sex" Office Spectaculars violated the court's injunction on May 30. by showing the May 31 version of the movie. SEE PORNO, PAGE 5 Classifieds
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WILD LIFE known. For instance, there are quite a Wereome To FROM PAGE 3 number of black cats with small tails, and one in particular hangs out at the University mijter B~ fiairjt,/ing bookstore. ''He has no name and no tail,'' 11648 E. Hwy. 50 Orlando. Fla. 32817 so harmless, however. When the utilities says one bookstore ei;nployee. ''Well, he's got Phone: 277-8015 building was constructed at the east end of many tales to tell, out not a single one to 10% discount to UCF students campus in 1968, it obviously disrupted the wag!" We offer Professional Redken &- annual path of a Florida panther. Police and Another popular feline is the orange tabby . Nexus hair care products. students had reported sightings in the past, who is often seen by the computer center and but during tqe construction, there was no has been dubbed, "Compu-kitty." evidence_of the beast. Then, 3 months after "She's very tame," said one UCF student the project was finished, employees inside the while petting C9mpu-Kitty. "I believe she's building were startled to see the large cat just had kittens." standing at the doorway looking in at them. ''No she hasn't,'' replied a young man It finally walked around the building and standing close by, "she's a male cat!" With continued its trek. The workers, reportedly this, the two students set off in search of a Photo Copies 5¢ shaken at first, later laughed at the incident, b!ology major to solve the dispute. and UCF Investigator James Jordon had a cast made of the panther's paw print and The wildest wildlife story belongs to UCF (with student l.D.) kept it on his desk in the police department as student Mark Wollam, however. Last year, a souvenir. Wollam brought his eight-foot boa •Resumes Stray cats are also seen quite frequently on constrictor to UCF for a visit. "Sandra" was the campus. Lt. Stout explains that many slithering down the hall when "a 250.pound • Plastic Binding (GBC) families of felines live in the sewer systems football player got scared and called the throughout the campus. Although Stout .has police,'' said Wollam. • Lamination (up to 8 12 /ll) no exact head count, he claims that the actual When the police arrived, Mark was told to • All your printing ·goods number of cats on campus would "really put the snake in his car, but, feeling that surprise everyone.'' Sandra would be too hot, Wollam smuggled A few years ago, a couple of the cats were the _snake back into his dorm room and went UNIVERSITY spotted climbing into the hood of a car near out on a date. When he returned, Sandra was the University Dining Room. The campus gone, and all that was left was a simple note: PAINTING CENTER police were called, but were unable to remove "We have your snake." the animals. Luckily, UCF plumber Pete Someone had taken Sandra and turned her University Sq. Plaza Pilkingston plunged to the rescue. Lt. Stout over to the Humane Society. It took Wollam 7440 -University Blvd. explains how he got the cats to come out. ''He 2 weeks to get his snake back. It only took Winter Park, Fla. 32792 had a can of tuna fish in his lunch bag." him 2 days to get ejected from the dorms. (305) 671-6944 Some of the campus cats have become well- Wacky UCF wildlife lives on. • UPSET FROM PAGE 1 •
with deans and in the central . administration. A few 'bones' • were thrown to some department chairs," said Hernandez. Other UCF faculty .. members were also uns a ti'sfied with the explanations offered by the Administration for the wage HunterSRidge increases. UCF sociology professor Ida Cook described the administrators pay increases as "an insult to the Near everything, but faculty, staff and career service employees." "I don't think anyone deserves that kind of raise. .nothing else comes close· You have to look at what you're getting for the money.'' she said. Look at the map. See how close Hunters Ridge is to work,,entertainment, shopping, Dr. Frank Kujawa, and all the things that are important in your life. Because Hunte~s Ridge is near professor of chemistry at • UCF, said that that the news everything you need, you have more time to enjoy.leisure Hying at its best. of the wage increases had a • Luxurious pool and hot tub • Central heat and air conditioning ''demoralizing. effect'' on " faculty, career service •Lighted ten1is courts •Color-coordinated walkoverings and employees, and some of the administration. ''This set of •Clubhouse and fitness area carpeting raises shows that the upper • Energy-efficient GE appliances • Professionally managed, with -24-hour administration has a tendency to live in its own • Ceiling fans · maintenance world. If you look at it only from the standpoint of the Most of all, you'll enjoy your neighbors, people like you, who know what they want Administration, it makes and have-found it at Hunters Ridge. sense. If you look at it in the context of the entire Rece~ve one month complimentary living on select styles. University, it's outrageous." Win a· SunS.et Cruise for two! Get hot tips on crime . prevention! Unlversll)' Dive..
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11 Other campuses also have present pornography as escalated their efforts to keep entertainment." Monroe County officials it off campus. • Regular Cut 53.50 agreed to delay the trial until Bookstores at the But past legal efforts to • • Style Cut 55.00 & 56.00 IU students could be universities of Wisconsin and keep porn off campuses available as potential jurors. Idaho, for example, recently mostly have failed, despite • Ladies Style Cut 57.00 "The films," says barred sales of Playboy, ongoing complaints. • Perms $20.00 & up prosecutor Ron Waicukauski, Penthouse and other • 2 Miles East of ''are not in the best interest of magazines that feature Michigan State, . for Alafaya Trail the students. The only way to photos of unclad women. instance, has gone through "It's increasingly seen as several different policies to • across from Fairway prevent them is prosecution.'' But even if Henderson is an issue of human dignity, control the showing of porn Country Club WALK·IN or by convicted, IU Vice President not simply as freedom of films on campus in just the MON.-FRI. 8-6 Dan Orescanin says the trial expression,'' says David last two years, and each time ...... SAT. 8-4 APPT. 275·3404 probably wouldn't set a Smit.h of the Society or has found itself violating one precedent or prevent others Values in Higher Education, kind of civil right or another.
• CONGRESS committees room to move," she says. FROM PAGE 1 "Nothing is real until (the) Appropriations (committee) does its work," agrees Andrea Bolling of the American Association of does not have to fund ariy of the programs up Community and Junior Colleges. to their maximum ceilings, Ozer notes. "The big picture is great," she adds, "but Indeed, few education lobbyists expect now we get to look at the nitty-gritty pieces." Congress actually to fund the Function 500 William Blakey, an aide to Sen. Paul Simon programs up to their maximum ceilings, Ozer (D-Il), concurs. "It's really hard to guess notes. what this means. I don't think we'll get the Mostly, the bill ''gives the appropriations full ($33.45 billion) amount (in funding)."
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When I first heard that wearing a seatbelt was to become a law I was somewhat critical of the whole thing. I mean, personal safety is just that, personal. I agreed with the insurance companies' stand that they shouldn't have to pay out as much ' money if an accident victim hadn't buckled up, but once again that seemed to be a personal risk to be taken by the driver. Really, if you want to·risk your life unnecessarily and void your insurance policy at the same time, that's fine with me. That's how I used to feel, anyway. My opinion suddenly changed when someone very close to me was in an accident last weekend. Her car was hit on the passenger's side as she made an illegal left turn.
·The entire right side of the car was crushed and the car itself was thrown about 35 to 40 feet where it landed on the driver's side . . Witnesses automatically assumed that my friend was dead and figured that the other driver was at least seriously injured. In my friend's case, at least, onlookers left out one important fact in making their diagnosis. She Is personal privacy guaranteed? had heard about the seatbelt law and for that reason only had buckled up. There's been a lot of discussion over the Supreme Since all of the doors on the car were ruined past Court's latest controversial decision. The Court opening, firefighters had to smash out the back upheld a Georgia law that prohibits sodomy. Many window so she could climb out of the rubble. states have such a law, but this is the first time one However, she did climb out under her own power. has been tested all the way to the land's highest How badly was she injured? legal authority. But there is a deeper question-here: II She had sore ribs (a result of the seatbelt) and Just how much privacy, if .any, is guaranteed by two-small cuts (probably from flying glass). the Constitution? That's not too bad a toll to pay for an accident of The decision handed down by the justices stated "Sorry, sir, but I have to. The Supreme Court ,, that caliber. in part that privacy is not something the says the Bill of Rights is just a figment of our Qonstitution promises to individuals. imagination. Therefore, the state Legislature and I'm not going to agree or refute the decision here. Congress can regulate your life. By the way, that While this accident is obviously an example in I'd j,ust like to take a look at where all this could wasn't a Bucanneers' game you were watching, • favor of wearing seatbelts, its implications range a lead. The Supreme Court has opened the door for was it?" . bit further. overzealous legislators to regulate all sorts of "As a matter of fact, it was. So what?" It was the seatbelt law as much as the seatbelt "private" activity. "Well, sir, I'm afraid I'll have to arrest you for that saved my friend from serious harm and Come with me to the year 1996: that too. You've violated Florida's law prohibiting possible death. "Excuse, me sir, Bithlo Police (Bithlo is now a the support of bad athletic teams. We can't go If the law had not been in effect, she may well thriving metropolis) here, I'm afraid you're under around shouting support for losers now, can we? It not have been wearing her seatbelf. I hate to even arrest.'' would like bad to the tourists. They'd all start • think what may have happened if that had been "Wha .. What for? What have I done?" going to California.'' the case. "You've violated the Prohibition of Bum-like "That's ridiculous. I should be allowed to watch A police officer in my hometown of Titusville Activity Act, sir. We caught you drinking cheap anything I like in the privacy of my living room. spoke well in favor of seatbelts. I can't quote him beer from a' can. Everyone knows that Florida has This is America!'' exactly anymore, but his general statement was outlawed the use of beer cans because they look "Sir, I'm getting tired of your whining. Now get something like, "I've never had to unbuckle a dead tacky. You must consume beer from a bottle or in the car before I nail you for ... Wait a second. Is person.'' preferably a chilled mug to comply. Glass looks that your pink cadillac in the driveway?" "' That certainly rail true enough last weekend. nicer than aluminum and we must make sure to "Yeah, it is. I suppose that's against state law Think about it, the law was passed to protect look nice for the tourists. Now get in the car please, too.'' you. Buckling your seatbelt doesn't take long and sir.'' "Nope, that's a federal'offense. I'll have to call it may just save your life someday. But I was just watching a football game on my the FBI in on this one." "' TV in my own living room. You can't arrest me for See-what I mean. Just chills my bones thinking that." about it... Donald Wittekind Editor in Chief Strolling the mall with Krys
Shopping. You gotta love it. At in the mall, such as Lillie Rubin, least, I do. As a matter of fact, Rutlands' or Gibbs-Louis. "'*f he Central Florida Future I'm a legendary shopper. I love Go in with a "story." For ... PO Box 25000. Orlando. Fl 32816 (305)275-2601 or 275-2865 malls. Where else can you walk KRYS FLUKER example, your father (a big for tens of feet going from store to executive) is going to a "gala" in store in shoes that hurt; pay too A w9man•s view Washington. (Excellent city for Editor in Chief Donald B. Wittekind much for food you don't like and galas) You are invited but Alas! " Managing Editor Chris Richcreek isn't good for you; and then walk You have nothing to wear. (Do Photo Editor Donna Calloway for tens more of feet to find a important thing is how you dress. you accept American Express?) It Art Director Theresa Altomare (usually filthy) restroom so you The logic is, if you dress is possible to try on over $5000 Systems Manager Jim Moore can go back and walk some more expensively, salespeople think (yes, thousand) worth of gowns in in those shoes that hurt. you 're more likely to buy. The under an hour and then waltz out Of course, the stated purpose of only catch is that the salespeopI. of the store to "talk to Daddy" General Manager Morgan Phillips a shopping mall is to separate you are rig,ht. Few people can afford about it. Yes, this can be fun. from your hard-earned cash. Of Advertising Manager Janet Lowery to plunk down $100 on an outfit Of course, if you actually buy course, the stated purpose of to go shopping. I myself have had anything, you have to tote it Ad Production Manager Jim Donato going to a mall is to be separated much more success with one around with you. Classified Ad Manager Mike McCollister from your hard-earned cash. simple question: No matter what you buy or how However, "just looking" can be "Do you accept American long you carry it, rest assured fun too. The only trick is to look Express?" that your purchases will be either
Opinions expressed m The Central Florida Future are those of the editor as if you're going to spend major I suggest you ·start small. Go to a: out of date, b: in shreds, or c: • or writer and not necessarily those of the Board of Publications. university bucks in that establishment, thus K-Mart's and look at watches. just plain boring in no more than administration, or Board of Regents. letters lo the editor must be typed and include the author's signature. major and phone number. letters are avoiding the scorn of snooty But, with a little practice, you're three(3) weeks. Then it's Qack to subject to editing and become the copyrighted property of the salesgirls. ready for the big leagues. The the in.all again, for another shot of newspaper. The Central Florida future is a free. non-profll lw1ce-weekly newspaper published during the academic year. Some proponents of best tests of a shopper's mettle air-conditioned heaven. (Hell? ~ ''recreational shopping'' claim the are .the e~pensive clothing shops Heaven.) The Central Florida Future, July 16, 1986, 7 • Senate creates more seats; • Is S.G. going to the dogs? • Have you ever noticed that canines. We could still have some people think anything the vice-president run the • they like doesn't fit in with meetings and when the time other things in the same to vote came around all the group. senators could howl yea. • "I just detest the idea of This would actually be a eating soup," says a young fairer system since some lady in a restaurant while account. campus groups wouldn't have eating her clam chowder. You should really pay an inside man (or dog) to write • When you point out that clam attention to those Senate legislation for them. chowder is soup she says, reports when they are in the Just think a beagle, a St. "Oh, clam chowder is paper because they give a Bernard, a poodle, a different.'' first hand chance to see what chihuahua, a Siberian husky The next thing they' re your favorite politicians and and several basset hounds telling you is that they hate mine are up to. and we would be all set. Oops, seafood as they eat their For instance, check out almost forgot we need a • steak and lobster, or corn just Senate Bill No. 18-41. doberman with a nasty doesn't count as a vegatable. Our senate, which consists disposition to keep the Guess what? Student mainly of students appointed president on his toes. government, that campus to spend our money, has Speaking of dogs, that organization which is really created seven more positions. reminds me of a story. ·only a group of student This should guarantee that Once upon a time in politicians, is once again we won't have contested "Doggieland" the canine proving a bunch of politicians seats in the fall. legislature got together to see are a bunch of politicians I know, your thinking there what they could do with all wherever they come from. must have been a large the bones they had taken If you read last week's disagreement over creating fro~ the pack. "Buy you own pizza" column those seats. "Well, what should we buy you remember I said you Wrong, the vote tally was with our bones?" asked could get Activity and 17 for, 0 against. Of course it Senator Beagle. Will this pup be the next senator to fill the liberal studies seat? Service fee money for your might have been different if ''I think we need some Morgan Phillips explores this important question. groups. If you didn't read last there weren't eleven vacant covered bike racks," barked week's column you can just seats. Senator Bernard. shrubs." someone bit the president.·· read the Student Senate If you've been watching the "Don't be ridiculous we "Good idea, Sena tor All right UCFites out there, report on page two, they are Senate report much in the don't ride bikes," snarled Poodle,'' agreed Beagle. ''I remember, watch the Student advertising they give away past, though, you know that's Senator Chihuahua. "Let's can even call on my National Senate report for your students' money. generally how it goes. give the bones to my Mexican Doggie Society friends to help opportunity to visit Maui, ski Yes, you can get up to $250 How can we ever find friends.'' dig holes for them.'' Aspen or dine out with for office supplies and up to ~nough ''ordinary'' students ''Your Mexican friends "All for more shrubs bark." several hundred friends, all at $300 for conventions. I am to fill those vacant seats? have enough bones already," said the President. After student expense. just waiting for them to Well, I've got an idec:. yipped Senator Poodle. much barking Senator Remember, they're not real simplify the process for We can replace the whole "Let's buy something we all Doberman was heard to say, politicians, just students who ordering pizza on the A&SF senate with a large pack of can use, how about some nice "I think it's about time want to spend your money. -
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music score by John by T.R. Broady, Jr. Carpenter and Alan Howarth. CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE The music is the main factor making the film as suspensful When The Kinks wrote the as it is, which isn't very. song "Celluloid Heroes," I Unlike Carpenter's earlier bet they never pictured a big film The Thing, which also screen partnership between starred Kurt Russell Big John Wayne, Dorthy Lamour Trouble In Little China has and Bruce Lee. little qr no gore. There is, Well, The Kinks were right however, much bloodless not to imagine such a violence and a high body grouping but along came count, strongly remindful of writers Gary Goldman and t hose B-grade, kung fu David Z. Weinstein and a movies of the early 1970's punch, scream, chop and zap with some far-fetched stunts (lot~ of zap) later, we have to match camp upon camp. director John Carpenter's Big Big Trouble is directed and Trouble In Little China, yet played.mostly for la11ghs but another film in a long line of the one-liners are dry (who camp adventure flicks. can match Eastwod, Kurt Russell- (Silkwood; Schwartzenegger or The Mean Season), Kim Dangerfield and Perkins has Cattrall and Dennis Dun form the best one-liner, in Psycho the trio of brave but scared III, of the summer.) and the just-the-same heroes Jack rest of the script is fairly Burton, Gracie Law and sterile. More for your $50's Wang in this mildly Considering that the interesting tale of mayhem. scre.enplay is the backbone of Join our celebration and see why so many happy home owners have The story, set mostly below any film, the downfall of ~hosen a Carmel Park companion home. The craftsmanship, the lovely San Francfsco's Chinatown, many a movie is poorly spacious design and terrific location are just a few of their reasons. involves the kidnapping of developed characters and Come visit us today. Compare and you'll agree Carmel Park gives you two girls. (and a truck), rival rushed wording. more for your $50's. Models open- daily from 10 - 6 P.M. chinese gangs, black magic Fortunately, Big Trouble is and a 2,000-year-old demon rapidly paced · and does not Features: named David Lo Pan (James get bogged down with long, • Ov.er 1000 sq. ft. living space plus garage & patio Hong). Wait a minute, a mushy, romantic scenes, but • 2 & 3 bedroom plans - 6 elevations demon name-d David? Oh, and at the same time, does not
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"Employers are looking for in di vid.uals with good communications, people and decision skills 11 regardless of which occupations happen to be growing fastest, -he maintains. No one, moreover, is urging people not to go to college. • Indeed, groups such as the National Education Association (NE-A), the nation's largest teachers union, still encourage students to go to colle.ge more than once. ''In the late seventies, we suggested people would have to go back to college three or four times in their life to • 1 retool and renew their skills, ' .the NEA's Jerry Bledsoe recalls, adding the group • hasn't changed its mind since then. But others have their doubts. Illinois State University student Laura Morf, when told of the EEOC prediction, said she'd continue her studies, though not in the Own Your Own! field she wants. 2Bed/2Bath Townhomes 1.2.Miles. south of campus on Alafaya Trail Morf, who wants to be an anthropologist, is a marketing major. Become Your Own Landlord "It's strictly for survival," says Morf, who explains she Many -smart UCF students who hopes clerical and marketing own their own apartments have $376/1fi1* skills might eventually roommates to help share ex· interest a museum otherwise penses. Come anq see why and No closing costs. reluctant to hire an how the parents of these anthropologist ''especially if students have chosen to buy a they have to hire someone townhome for their sons and else as a secretary." "You do what you have to .daughters. It's a good deal for . do," she sighs. everyone and you'll want one too!
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The unknown lies within the broadcast and hype and hysteria of the USFL plight of print media. It is rare when UCF is headlined survival through the U.S. judical system, but in the local sports section, and if the in actuality, the outcome of this court battle Renegades play, will that push the Knights directly affects supporters of UCF football. even further away from the public eye? Professional football is a business; a WKIS is definetly planning on covering the business which is geared toward Gades' games this fall. Last season their entertainmment with players as it's main concern was the UCF games. performers and increasing capital, it's "We'll have to get people to hustle, and we objective. A potential market, which is ripe may be stretching ourselves, but I think we and ready to reap, is appealing to a can do a fair job with both," Christopher entrepreneur. Russo, of WKIS sports said. , Orlando, which is lacking a powerhouse Although authorities from both offices do college team, appears t The e_nd of professional sports .. Drugs may yet bring the world of sports crashing down. Some may think of the above statement as being brash or perhaps even irrelevant, but the recent demise of two young athletes, one professional and one on the verge of being a • professional, and the subsequent period after these deaths has had· some- telling signs indeed for the world of sports. have unhappy endings? What does this have . Take, for instance, the July 11 front sports to say about the world of sports, where drugs page of the USA TODAY. Of the 10 sports seemingly have obtained a foothold? blurbs running down the side of the page, The editorial in the July 14 issue of The four of them were drug related. All four had Sporting News perhaps says it the best. TSN • interesting connotations. notes, "Only when tragedy strikes does the One note delt with North Carolina's Brad sports world stop to notice the dangers that Daugherty, who was the first player picked in lurk within ... Then, in knee-jurk fashion, a the 1986 NBA draft. When asked to rate the sudden cry for corrective measures rises. And drug use in college ba~ketball, placing the it subsides as quickly as it sprung up." rating scale at 1to10, Daugherty responded, TSN goes on to make a valid point, "The "Oh, it's seven to eight, easily." portrait from each episode is graphically Will anyone heed this? Probably not. gory. Perhaps we should repaint it each week On the other hand, Steve Garvey, who for all to see. Ingesting cocaine triggered a mans the first base position for the San Diego signal from the brain that abruptly shut off ' Padres, said there was ''a noticable decline in the heart. The athletes' lungs filled with the use of drugs" in major league baseball. blood, and their promising young lives A favorable light at the end of the tunnel? ended.'' Perhaps. Lets look at the other two blurbs, That right there would be enough to make • however, before we decide how the drug most people quit. But they don't. For some current is running these days. insane reason, most drug users are under the The third blurb delt with three Canadian belief that it will never happen to them, that athletes, one who is a champion in the discus, they are immune to the deadly side effects of being suspended by the Canadian Track and drugs such as cocaine. Field Association for using steroids. I '11 let you in on a secret. Lenny Bias and Steroids have been a problem for a long Don Rogers more than likely believed the time, and they are still being used in large same thing. amounts. This drug still has a future in So what can be done with drugs and the sports. world of sports? There is no clear-cut The fourth and final offering dealt with solution. However, drug plans need to be Mark Fischer Central Florida future Micheal Ray Richardson, the former star implemented in all sports, and expulsions are guard with the New Jersey Nets who was necessary in order to bring the point home. A hoppin' good time expelled from the NBA due to his excessive Use drugs, fine. But then you will not play • drug use. In his latest fiasco, Richardson was professionally. These guys are taking advantage of the cool fun offered at accused of using ''crack,'' the highly adictive Only by doing this can professional sports the UCF pool. The pool is open to all UCF students and you form of cocaine that is smoked. hope to aid themselves in ridding this social • can find out the hours by calling recreational services. Richardson threw his NBA career away, menace. Collegiate sports can follow suit Wouldn't you rather spend those hot summer days like this? and now he is battling for control of his using the same principle. normal life while ch:ugs are threatening to And only when society can apply the "eye lure him to an early grave. for an eye" principle and eliminate forever Four drug stories, three of them with those pushing drugs on the street, only then negative connotations. Does this mean that will society be safe from the greatest social 75 percent of all drug-related incidents will menace that it has ever faced.