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The Grizzly, November 14, 1995

Marc Ellman Ursinus College

Mark Leiser Ursinus College

Kristen Schumann Ursinus College

Christy Kenny Ursinus College

Brandy McLachlan Ursinus College

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Recommended Citation Ellman, Marc; Leiser, Mark; Schumann, Kristen; Kenny, Christy; McLachlan, Brandy; Brenneman, Todd; Klenk, Stephanie; Tiriro, Theresa; Falcone, Laurie; Catalfano, Joseph; Wilkins, Vicky; Tucker, Colin; Gorman, Erin; Gambeski, Erin; Ryan, Kim; Forbes, Melissa; Schofer, Joel; and Weingroff, Charlie, "The Grizzly, November 14, 1995" (1995). Ursinus College Grizzly Newspaper. 369. https://digitalcommons.ursinus.edu/grizzlynews/369

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This book is available at Digital Commons @ Ursinus College: https://digitalcommons.ursinus.edu/grizzlynews/369 Voting- The first duty of democracy. Th~ Grizzly - Lyndon B. Johnson

Volume XVIII Number IX Ursin us College November 14, 1995

The Results Are In! Date of

Election Day '95 Graduation to Change Several locations are being con­ FrOID College sidered for the ceremony, and you ConunwticatiollS will be notified as soon as exact Philadelphia Suburbs location is determined. rMY'iiifi:'7h'ij_ Of The Gnzzl_ _ In response to the urgings of the The Baccalaureate service, in re­ In Philadelphia, Democrats In the suburbs, Republicans senior class, the date of the 1996 c~nt years held on Sunday morning On Election Day, Tuesday Nov. 7, were favored in major races: control the major seats: Ursinus College Commencement on the day of Commencement, will voters gathered at the polls to del­ has been changed from the after­ now be held on Friday, May 17th, at noon of Sunday, May 19, to Satur­ 7 p.m., in order to make it as conve­ egate the members of their local gov­ Mayor Chester County State Senate day morning May 18. An official nient as possible for parents and ernment. Democracy was underway Ed Rendell (D) Robert 1. Thompson (R) as the people appointed the leaders announcement of the date change is friends to attend. This service will who would ultimately serve the com­ expected from the President's Of­ be followed by an all-campus re­ munity. Here are some of the results Philadelphia City Council Chester County fice sometime this. week. ception for students, their guests, of Tuesday's electoral events: Members At-Large Commissioner The senior class and college ad­ faculty and staff. ministration are currently proceed­ Please mark these revised dates A. (D) Karen L. Martynick (R) Augusta Clark ing with plans to have commence­ on your calendar now. More details Local School David Cohen (D) Colin A. Hanna ment outside on that date. will be forthcoming at a later date. Happy Fernandez (D) Districts James F. Kenney (D) Angel Ortiz (D) Chester County District North Penn Graduation Day W. Thatcher Longstreth (R) Attorney Donald Hill (R) Frank Rizzo, Jr. (R) Anthony A. Sarcione (R) Charisse Krieger (R) Saturday, May 18' Donna Mengel Montgomery County PatMozi Philadelphia City Commissioner Commissioner John Schilling (R) Margaret M. Tartaglione (D) Richard S. Buckman (R) Mario Mele (R) Perkiomen Valley J<)an H. Nagel (D) Rick Black State Neal Kweder Montgomery County Patricia McGuckin - State Supreme Court District Attorney Michael Rubeo Sandra Schultz Newman (R) Michael D. Marino (R) Samuel Schweigert Russell M. Nigro (D)

OPINIONS I SPORTS I EXTRA I King Of Prussia Renovation5- Football Materialistic or Bood for the Closes CAN-TASTIC! economy? You decide. Season

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European Adventure Ylnnouncements

fessional contact with one another. Do you have a Job Club Pi N u Epsilon The students being recruited are question, problem, on C ampu~! Sponsors some of the best in Europe, all of whom speak English very'well and comment or Messiah Chat Do you fInd that the majority of are planning on professional ca­ The purpose ofthe Job Club is to: your classmates at Ursinus are ' lo­ reers. Ursinus's strong academic concern about cals' who live within a few hours of program, as well as its location and' On Monday, Nov. 27, Dr. security? • Provide a forum for the sharing campus? Well, in coming years, size, are strong selling points for of ideas on job searching. John French, professor of that may begin to change. European students thinking about The recruitment ofstudents never coming to the United States. • Provide group SllPport for the job music here at Ursinus and Have your voice heard ends for any college, but Ursinus is And as more European students seeker. director ofth e College's cho­ at the next USGA meet­ now exploring new horizons in come to Ursinus, other~tudents will ing! Brian McCullough • Assist in identify ing job-related ral ensembles, will speak on looking for students. Rick hear of their experiences and begin skills and interests. how the Messiah came to will be present to talk to DiFeliciantonio recently returned to consider making such a choice be. from a European recruiting tour themselves. As this continu~lly Students will learn to .develop all interested students The talk will begin at 9: 00, wit):l twelve other U .S. colleges and happens, recruitment efforts will about security. Everyone successful job-search techniques in universities. They went to high not be as necessary, for the positive an environment that offers group and will take place in the is welcome! - schools in London, Brussels, Ath­ experiences of prior students will support, direction and encourage­ Unity House. ens, Vienna, Istanbul, and Rome serve as recruiting agents them­ ment. The Job Club w ill provide a The event is sponsored by presenting European students with selves. Tuesday, Nov. 14 at 7:30 forum for sharing experiences and Pi Nu Epsilon, Ursinus'hon­ information about their respective The change will not come imme­ ideas related to job searching. p.m. in the Unity House. orary music fraternity. institutions and talked to students diately, but over time, Ursinus will The fIrst meeting is Nov. 15 from about attending American schools. All students, staff and fac­ evolve into a more diverse institu­ 12-1 p.m. Sign up NOW in Career DiFeliciantonio i~ excited about tion. And who knows? Maybe you Hope to see you there! Services by calling x2274 or 409- ulty are encouraged to at­ the prospects of having more inter­ will fInd a hallmate from Vienna, a 3599. Or, e-mail: tend! national students attending Ursinus. lab partner from Rome, or a team­ [email protected] Not only does Ursinus provide a mate from London in years to come. great opportunity for foreign stu­ Learning comes in many ways. Space is limited, so sign up now! dents, but having a more diverse Through the efforts of Rick student community will help-all stu­ DiFeliciantonio as well as the oth­ ) dents as we prepare for a world that ers involved, Ursinus will continue is growing increasingly smaller as to expand upon and celebrate the Th~ Grizzly countries from all over the world diversity ofcultures among the stu­ Jamieson come in constant bus'iness and pro- dent community. Co-Editors in Chief I t~Speak Marc Ellman . Mark Leiser Managing Editor Kathleen Hall Jamieson, Dean of Women Taking Action Alicia Darby the Annenberg School for Commu­ nication at the University of Penn­ Layout and Design Coordinator sylvania and Professor ofCommu­ Through Self-Defense Colin Tucker nications will be the guest speaker in former representative ,Ellen A. attacker. Throughout the program, Faculty Advisor Harley's "Women in American Poli­ the women are shown and practice tics" class on Tuesday, November ~Bf'n·f1dij·R6i!j Margot Kelley Of The Grizzly things like kicks, punches, and 14, 1995 at 10 AM in Olin Audito­ blocks, in hopes ofcommitting them Page Editors rium. A woman and her child abducted to muscle memory so that they are Dr. Jamieson is also the author of News Michael McCuen from a local shopping center, two ready to be used if needed. The several books on politics atld com- . Opinions. Beatrice May Ursinus students mugged on program comes to a cumulative end munications, including "Dnty Po,li­ Arts & Entertainme~t Colin Tucker campus .. . crime has come to when each participant must fIght tics: DeceptlvYl, Distraction Features Alicia Darby Collegeville. Are you prepared? off an "attacker" and show what and Democracy ," "Packa ing the Charlie Weingroff 6 The women that participated in the they have learned. Sports Presidency," and "Eloquence in Rape AggressionDefense program, As one student, Melissa Forbes, Assistant Sports Joel Schofer , Electronic Age." Her most recent better known as R.A.D., are. said "I never knew how vulnerable Photography Jennifer Courtney book, "Beyond the Doubl!;, Bind: It is a nation wide program that I was before R.A.D., but now I feel Women and Leadership,' will be lasts six w~eks and is taught here at much safer knowing concrete ways General Staff discussed in her talk with th ,. class. Ursfuus by security officer Paul to protect myself. It changes your Business Manager- Mike Fleming; Circulation Manager- Colin Tuckt;r; She will beavailableto answerques­ Smith. In this course, women learn whole mind set about being attacked Photographers-Vicky Wilkins, Kristen Schumann IIIustrator-Dominic Bui; tions. Writers-Todd Brenneman, Amy K. Davenport, JoannaDoyle, Laurie Falcone, how to handle'themselves in a world and makes you much more confI­ Dr. Jamieson is frequently qouted Melissa Forbes, Denelle Godek, Christy Kenny, Robin Loiacono, Brandy where rape, including date rape, is a dent in your self defense abilities." in major newspapers and oft.::J in­ McLachlan, Anne-Marie McMahon, Tarik Qasim, Kim Ryan, Kristen realistic fear of all women. The With all of the problems and vio­ terviewed on television. She ap­ Schumann, Vicky Wilkins, Lauren Williams women learn gruesome statistics lence facing women today, it is a peared weekly in the Public Affairs about rape. They also learn key wonderful reassurance to know you Editorial Polley Television series, "Listening to elements of self defense, such as have the skills to ward off an at­ All letters and articles submitted to The Grizzly must be signed by the author. However, America" with Bill Moyers during names will be withheld from publication upon request. Opinions that appear in articles awareness of the situation and de­ tacker and the sense of security that the 1992 general election campaign. are those of those authors, and not necessarily those of the student body or administra­ fensive actions to take against an the R.A.D. program offers. tion. The Grizzly reserves the right to edit any submission for grammatical, legal, and! The class is open to the pubilc and or spatial purposes. everyone is encouraged toattend. Photos by Bernard Lehrman I We are overwhelmed by the success of the Ursinus , Canathon - this event has resulted in a truck load of canned goods and other non-perishables for the needy of Montgomery County. The citizens of the Ursinus community were extremely generous, and we thank them. We would like to acknowledge the work done by Todd McKinney and Beatrice May toward making this project so successful. Thank you to all the terrific Ursinus students and their parents who attended the collection tables - it was cold out there, but everyone honored their commitment and we are extremely grateful to all of the volunteers. Hopefully, this will become an annual parent/student effort, and the needy will benefit from this community service event.

Bernard and Barbara Lehrman Chairpersons, Parents Committee NDvember 14, 1991

What I Think A Talk Show Circus

secuted over the past few years. Since I was shocked. Not at the content, I find this utterly disgusting, and the '60s and a little before, this group but at the exploiting methods you what's more, it looks as ifthere is no r!¢lnmiiii~!!b!ij has had to put up with much persecu­ ~!N'iiiraimH!~ Of The Gnzzl Of The Grizzly used to suppposedly prove a point. end in sight to this exploitation. tion. They have been limited in the I tend to think this tactic is done During a commercial break, you Greetings and Salutations, friends. practice of free speech. They have In light of the recent battle that to boost your ever-decreasing rat­ Efficient though I am, there was no been made fun of in countless circles. provide an 800 number for people article last week. This was due to Their beliefs have been stepped on in has been fought on the pages of this ings, but that's another story. to call in. I was tempted to do so and overabundance of work that I had. numerous arenas including last week's paper, I would like to bring atten­ For example, the show to which I make my complaint over the phone Regrettably I have just as much, but Grizzly. Who are these people? They tion to yet another issue that plagues am referring dealt with young chil­ until I saw your profound question I'm sure many of you loyal readers are are the religious. our society, talk shows. dren with violent tendencies. One flash across the screen: "Have you eager to see how I respond to the Surprise! I find it slightly humor­ Although this issue is not a large mother broke down on the panel, ever used your face or body for charges that have been leveled at me. ous and very frightening when the re­ facet of the 1996 campaigns, sev­ yet you continued to hound her for career advancement?" The vicious In light of the attack, I have to plead ligious are made fun . They are called eral representatives of each party more gory details. cycle continues. guilty as charged. Derelict of being c1osed- minded. They are equated with are up in arms about it. I felt it best Your "senior correspondent" in­ Now that I have vented and made right. Oh, I don't know where that militants. What would the Founding to convey my sentiments about con­ terviewed various teens that had un­ you aware of my concerns, my only came from. Friends, I meant to say I Fathers say? What would Abraham troversial talk shows by writing to dergone therapy for their own vio­ hope is that you take this to heart. am guilty of believing in GOD. May I Lincoln say? I find it appalling when them in letter fonn: lent tendencies. Instead of encour­ There are others that feel the same proceed? Alas, I'm not ashamed in the songs like Cop Killer by Ice T and aging them to give advice and in­ way, and believe me when I say that least. Really. Going from that, my numerous others by rappers from Death Dear (any talk-show host with the sight to the helpless parents, your I will never watch your circus, I friends, what do I have to say in my Rowand the like are protected by per- exception of Oprah), correspondent prodded the teens to mean show, again. defense? Oh, Nothing. That's the version of the First Amendment, and tell of their gruesome encounters truth. I chose to let a Friend speak for yet the Ten Commandments are not Although I found myself hooked with such things as guns and fire me. "I am the Resurrection and the allowed in public schools. But, those on a particular show of yours, it was Life. No man comes to the Father but songs are only words, one may say, when they were younger. Then, he Sincerely, through me" (John 14:6). When I that doesn't mean people will do any­ not for reasons of interest. Rather, proceeded to glorify each kid's story. A concerned ex-viewer observed the attack leveled last week, thing about them. You know what? I realized it was not only against me. It Words and images mean things and do ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• was against those who believe in the affect people. Why do you think com­ same things 1 do. I was vehement panies will spend millions on advertis­ Ib Debate: IQbg of PI" ..ssia Rebovatiob.. when I saw the ramblings of a self­ ing?!? I also find it extremely disheart­ proclaimed Christian claiming that the ening when schools hand out condoms sacrifice of Jesus Christ was null and to fifth graders and will not teach absti­ christy says the renovations were not needed void. Would you also choose to slap nence. Do you know why? In Louisi­ the Savior while He was on the cross? ana a judge ruled that abstinence need than before. Just in time for Christ­ added on to i .. Wr really needs- that MY Christianity is not a GAME. It is not be taught because of its religious mas, too. What does that mean for many stores? everything I believe. But I will not overtones. Guess what folks, absti­ the average suburban Philadelphia We ha' 0 clot ing stores, depart­ defend it here. Instead, I will ask and nence is the only 100 percent way of resident? ment stor' 5, res1 urants, shoe stores, I want answers. I want you to tell me: preventing sexually transmitted dis- Over one hundred new stores. Well, first of all, it means incred­ novelty 0res nd stores for just How do 40 men over 1600 years in eases and pregnancy. Abstinence is That's right, over one HUNDRED ible traffic coming in all directions about an .hing you can imagine. J three languages (Greek, Hebrew, and labeled "Puritanical" and other terms : new stores just opened in the King of toward the mall until the Christmas Actually, ~or evprything you might Aramaic) on three continents (Europe, meant to degrade it. As Cal Thomas • Prussia Plaza. I have to wonder, is it rush is over. So if you want to get want to buy, th' ! are probably nu­ Asia, and Africa) weave a story so says, "The Puritans may have had prob- : really necessary? anywhere around King of Prussia, merous stores thilt ca~ exactly what fantastic? Tell me why there are no lems, but AIDS wasn't one ofthem ." rf. The King of Prussia mall was reno­ the back roads are probably the be')t you want. inconsistencies in the Bible. Tell me allowed to continue, our society in : vated about two or three years ago, way to go, because people from near As the holiday season approaches, how the real writers ofthe books in the which GOD has been proclaimed dead, • with a large number of new stores, and far will be doing their holiday and we spend our evenings and week­ Bible could predict events that would the destruction of the United States is : new floors, skylights and other struc­ shopping at the Plaza and will be ends fighting through the crowds happen hundreds of years in the future imminent. No society can survive such • tural additions. congesting the major roads. looking for gifts, it becomes harder (go to Ezekiel 26-28 for a start). But, a moral decline. Look at the Roman: Furthennore, because the Court More significantly, however, the and harder to remember the true that isjust your opinion one may say. Empire. It wasn't destroyed from the • and Plaza at King ofPrussia is one of size ofthe mall is a reflection of how meaning of our celebrations. Ho~ I guess in the end, yes, it's my opinion, outside. Rome became diseased and • the largest malls in the entire coun­ materialistic society has become. fully we will be able to enjoy th I but I can back it up and would be happy ate itself to nothingness from the in- : try, it makes perfect sense to add King of Prussia was a huge shop­ benefits of the King of Prussia mall: to anytime. side. So, take your shots. Call me • more stores onto it. ping complex before the additions, while still remembering what is truly That being said. What's this article narrow and closed minded. Ostracize: So now the Plaza is even bigger and now it has another hundred stores important in our lives. I about? It's about what Ithink. That's m~I~n~w~fur~li~ingthere~ .~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ right. This is my article. These ideas more than this life. I'm not so~ for: are my views. You may agree or believing in America the way it should • disagree (and I appreciate both), but in be. I am positive that I am not so~ for • Brandy says the renovations win he~ the economy the end it doesn't matter, simply be­ believing in the Almighty HIMSELF. : cause I will write what I think. I will be the first to stand up and say ...... , ••• IPlN ... ,.6i ...... HPI­ First, it will bring in thousands of ers involved. This is the realizatio So what am I thinking about this there is RIGHT and there is WRONG. • UFlIl r'! (t _t. _ ml' _fTl new visitors to the King of Prussia of the American dream of owning week? I am thinking how nice it would Yes, I believe that the TRUTH IS OUT : C Of The Grizzly ~ area, including many Ursinus stu­ successful business in action. be for all of you who read this to THERE, and it can be found. You just • dents, I am sure. In addition, as these busin A TTENDTHE URSINUS COLLEGE have to know where to look. : There are around 150 new stores While people are coming to see make more and more money CONCERT BAND AND JAZZ EN­ Thanks for reading this week. I: in the King of Prussia mall. Why the new stores, they will visit the old have more visitors, they will need SEMBLE CONCERT AT 8 PM ON hope I did not anger to many. I would • are people fmding fault with this? stores as well, bringing more busi­ hire more employees. This benefi like to say I appreciate the comments .1 .... dr SATURDAY NOV. 18 IN • n my opmlOn It IS a eam come ness to them. Furthermore, as people the King of Prussia economy BOMBERGER AUDITORIUM!!!! that I have been getting, and I would • true. are shopping, they will also stop at well by lowering the unemploym But after putting that, I'm thinking alot appreciate it if more of you that dis- • the food court and spend theirmoney rate immensely. about what has occurred over the past agree would make more comments. I. Opponents view the new stores as there, bringing even more business How opponents can see fault in few weeks. No, dear readers, I will not am interested in hearing your view- • materialism at its worst, but they to the food merchants. system that benefits everyone in irritate you by revisiting the homo­ • couldn't be farther from the truth. points. •• The addition of the new stores can sexuality issue. Enough has been said That's all for this week. Go see the The addition of the new stores volved is incomprehensible. As t1 about that. I want to talk about a Ursinus Concert Band and Jazz En- :only help King of Prussia's equals more money for all the retail- me, holiday shopping here I come distinct group that has really been per- semble. Vote for the NEWT! • economy. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• .vlllbir 14. 1995

How Can You Say That God is the Truth? ~ad tlie ~rst .9Lmenament

to live. sinful, imperfect world? Left on our To the Editors: Rebecca Manley Pippert, author of own, we cannot create a plan for living ~i6!!i!iH!~S Sto The GriZZJ Out a/the Salt Shaker & into the World, even close to that of God 's. It is written, challenges us to consider Jesus' com­ 'As for God, his way is perfect; the In response to Todd Brenneman's views on religion and public life in the In recent weeks the argument'on ho­ mand for us to love our enemies.' At first word ofthe Lord is flawless" (2 Samuel United States, let me suggest reading the First Amendment. It says, mosexuality has gradually become an this seems reasonable, until we think of 22:31). "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or argument on truth. Several people have an enemy. Then we begin to question I think that we are much more arro­ prohibiting the free exercise thereof." asserted that homosexuality is a sin like how can we possibly love someon'e who gant when we think that Jesus' teach­ As a member of a minority group in the U.S., some of whose ancestors all others and it is not justified accord­ hates us. That would be going com­ ings are not good enough for us to came to this country to escape persecution in other lands, I am grateful and ing to God. Of course this statement pletely against our grain. So we deter­ follow. Instead we insist that we have a proud that the Constitution does not see religion as being the business of raises the question: "How can you say mine that what Jesus must have meant better understanding of ourselves than the State. !bat God is the truth?" was if we see our enemy walking down does Christ, himself How arrogant of us Perhaps this very question is the un­ Main Street we shouldn't trip them or to pick and choose what we will obey. derlying cause of the debate. Do we fight them, rather we should walk down Jesus calls us to obey all of his teach­ Sincerely yours, believe that it is OK for us to pick and the other side ofthe street. He could not ings, not just the ones we find appeal­ choose the rules by which we live, or do have possibly meant love in the sense ing. At times this may be hard' to do and Frances Novack we believe that we are incapable of that we think of it. may even make us feel uncomfortable, Dept. of Modern Languages making reasonable guidelines by which Essentially we see how high God's but it is what we are commanded to do. to live and therefore must turn to God? standards are and how far we are from We are overwhelmed as we are made The first argument suggests that as living up to them. We recognize the aware that we cannot attain perfection. Congress shall make no law respecting an individuals we are the best judges of vast gap between his demands and our However, we still must strive for Christ's establishment ofreligion, or prohibiting the free right and wrong. Therefore we accept behavior and try to narrow the gap by standard. Ihc laws of God only as they meet our softening his claims, accommodating In the end we will be held account­ exercise thereof IpProval. According to the second ar­ ourselves. able to this standard alone. Will we gument, as human beings who fall short The Jesus of the Gospels, however, is walk in our own sinful, imperfect ways, ofperfection, we are not able to deci­ uncompromising. This may seem of­ or will we accept Christ? Jesus says, "I pher, on our own, right from wrong. fensive to some, perhaps even arrogant, am the way and the truth and the life. No However, in turning to God's word, we but it is the essence of Christianity. one comes to the Father except through CIII begin to understand the laws, cre­ Why should a perfect man compromise me" (John 14:6). Bl-ttVO PiZZtl Bd by a perfect being, by which we are his standards to meet the needs of our Trappe Shopping Center (Next to Clemens) The Only True Judge is God r7 1995 URSINUS DELIVERY SPECIALS "'ij) 'AflA- any homosexual has come to me, or any and sexual contact; not only homosexual 0 Medium 14" pizza $ 5.99 one I know, and complained that their sex, but any sex. This fact is further illustrated by the point that the fastest to The Grizz1 lover was a homosexual. I do not be­ f} Large 16" pizza $ 6.99 ~!,IIh4ii"'~~Eral lieve that Dr. Oboler was encouraging growing group to contact AIDS is young When all of the fuss over GALA's adultery and pedophilia, but rather en­ women. How would Dr. Nagy's theory 8 2 Medium pizzas + 2 liter soda $10.99 IICCting started, I sat by and watched. I couraging the fact that ALL people explain this? lid not want to get involved, because I should be free to love whomever they Dr. Nagy also states that his view i~ e 2 Large pizzas + 2 liter soda $12.99 &It that the uproar would disappear in a choose, as long as that love does not the most prominent one. It is almost as IIw days. Then Dr. Nagy's first letter infringe on the personal rights of the ifhe is attempting to justify his opinion Wings In Stuff lil'PCMed in the Grizzly. I was disturbed other individual. He also states that he about homosexuals by saying that it is (All wings come with bleu cheese and celery) b.rthemanner in which he expressed his encourages people to overcome their the majority opinion. The majority is handicaps, insinuating that homosexu­ not always correct. Slavery is an excel­ 1IeWs, but I still said nothing. When I 8 Buffalo wings, onion rings, french fries, 4 chicken llCeived this week's issue of The Griz­ ality is one of those handicaps. Homo­ lent example of this point. Yet, Dr. o .with Dr. Nagy's second letter, I was sexuality should not be considered a Nagy would lead us to believe that any fingers, 4 mozzerella sticks, 2 pepperoni sticks + 1 liter enraged that I felt I had to reply. The handicap. People like Dr. Nagy tum it view that is in the majority is automati­ soda $ 9.50 tents ofthe "esteemed" doctor's let­ into one. cally the correct one. perturbed me. Dr. Nagy writes about a young rela­ Dr. Nagy writes in his conclusion o 16 Buffalo wings + 1 liter soda $ 4.95 First, Dr. Nagy made the brass as­ tive who died of AIDS, and he writes that two students who wrote in response ption that Gina Oboler was going to that the young man had been a cheerful to his first letter came "dangerously & 32 Buffalo wings + 2 liter soda $ 8.75 logize. It was, at the very least, person until the misery of his behavior close to intolerance and bigotry" when itive, ifnot downright obnoxious began to torment him. What was really they said that they would not want to be Sandwiches & More Dr. Nagy to assume that Dr. Oboler tormenting him was the disease that was in his class. I feel compelled to agree going to apologize to him. ravaging his body. Later in his letter, with those two students that they would o 12" Sandwich + medium fountain soda $ 4.49 Second, Dr. Nagy continued to com­ Dr. Nagy states that "this disease has not want to be in a class with a professor (Add 0.30 for chicken, turkey, or peppers) homosexuals to adulterers and claimed the lives of many people who who disapproves of homosexual be­ do not engage in the activities that are havior. Such a professor is not an open philes. This comparison is com­ 20" Giant sandwich + 1 liter soda $ 7.25 ly unfounded. Homosexuals do most likely to transmit it." I would like minded person, and 1do not believe this CD infringe on any other person's to pose a question to Dr. Nagy. If these environment is conducive to learning. (Add 0.50 for chicken, turkey, or peppers) . rights, and they only ask that "innocent" people do not engage in the Dr. Nagy needs to understand the fact that there are people in this world that treat them in the same accord. activities that will transmit AIDS, then «!> Spaghetti & meatballs or sausage with salad terers and pedophiles, while pos­ how, pray tell, did they get it? It is true do not adhere to his moral standards, and garlic roll + I liter soda $ 5.99 • g the lack of ability to control that there have been cases where people and no matter what his opinions about sexual appetites, as Dr. Nagy states have received tainted blood through those people are, the ' , till deserve his Deliveries Available uals do, also hurt others in the transfusions, such as Ryan White. With respect as fellow human beings. Our Free Delivery Constitution states that ALL men are I Mon-Fri 4-9 . I can recall numerous times today's advenced medical technology, No Minimum Required a young wife has cried because there are tests administered to blood created equal. This idea is included in Sat & Sun 12-9 husband cheated on her, and I also before it is used for transfusions to our Constitution, and the Bible states had experience working with chil­ prevent transmissions. In effect, the that we should 'lot judge each other. V 489-4271 who are victims of incest and only conceivable ways that a person can because the onl~ true judge is God. .:. We cater pizza parties with free delivery! .:. ilia. I cannot recall a time when acquire AIDS is through sharing needles NIW~ 14, 1115

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Detective, in which Ace has to fmd very funny, except for a few mo- also known as Dan Marino, isn't in drunk. Just have a designated driver Snowflake, the kidnapped mascot it. Most of this movie's jokes are takeyouhomeafterthemovie.Rat­ of the greatest football team in either recycled from the frrstmovie, ing- 4 (Not too Good) history, the Miami Dolphins (Sorry NDtWeek- or just plain disgUsting, involving - Unfortunately, Ace Ventura: to intrude on your column, lots of bodily fluids, and even inter- Movie quote of the week- Last When Nature Calls is not nearly as Charlie). nal organs. I would probably find week's quote, "Illinois Nazis ... J funny as its predecessor. Anyway, Ace has to fmd this 007 Is BACK! this movie much funnier after a few hate Illinois Nazis" was from The Ace (Jim Carrey) goes to Africa, bat, called Shakaka, or else the beers. The only really funny mo- Blues Brothers, andwas finally iden­ and is hired to fmd the missing holy princess of the Wachati tribe and Pierce Brosnan is lames ments were a parody of Cliffhanger tified by junior biology major John animal of the Wachati tribe, a rare the prince of the warrior and a scene in which Ace is making Kerrigan after many wrong guesses white bat. We find out that Ace is Wachootoo tribe (say that five Bond in Goldeneye shadow puppets during a slide show. from other people, ranging from petrified of bats (could that have times fast) cannot be married. Although I thought the frrst Ace IndianaJones and the Last Crusade anything to do ~ith the fact that As you can see, this movie, like was one ofthe funniest movies ever, to School Ties. This week's quote is Carrey was The Riddler in Batman its prequel, is significantly lacking ·this sequel was not nearly as funny. "Risk is part ofthe game ifyou want Forever?). This plot may sound in the plot department. However, I will only recommend this movie if to sit in that chair." Good luck, and similar to that of Ace Ventura: Pet unlike its prequel, this movie is not ments ofhilarity . Also, God himself, you are under the age of 10 or really here is yet another reminder that my extension is 3212 . ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Concert b'and and Jazz Next Meeting: Thursday, 11/16, Wismer Parent's Ensel11ble to perforl11 Saturday Lounge

Dance." You may recognize the Como-Va," an upbeat Latin Rock melody in this song as the same chart that features many soloists Upcoming Events: 11121- Hypnosis Show traditional Shaker melody used in throughout the ensemble. 1217- Talent Show Aaron Copland's masterpiece, The Jazz Ensemble is proud to 2110- Lorelei On Saturday, November 18, the "Appalachian Spring." present two vocalists for this pro­ Ursinus Concert Band and Jazz The Jazz Ensemble, which gram, sophomore Christina 3/6- Music Night Ensemble, under the direction of briefly performed ' at President Dappollone and senior Mary Greiss. 3129- Mr. Ursinus Anthony D.J. Branker, will present Strassburger's inauguration cer­ Dappollone, complemented by pi­ 4/26-4/28- Spring Fling its winter concert. emony as the audience was enter­ ano soloist Brooke Garbarino, will The concert band will open the ing and leaving, will continue its sing the standard "Darn That Dream." evening with performances of tradition ofperforming works from Greiss will perform "Who Can I Tum Each ofthese events takes careful planning and a lot of Gustav Holst's "Second Suite in F many different facets and eras of To?," and both vocalists will duet on support. We need people to attend meetings and help Minor for Military Band," and . jazz music. a distinctive upbeat salsa arrange­ , "Water Music" by George Frideric The band will perform the Sonny ment of the familiar "It Don't Mean to organize these programs. Ifyou are unable to attend Handel. The concert band will also Rollins standard "Impressions," ar­ a Thing if it Ain't Got that Swing." these meetings but would still like to be involved, perform "The Inferno," the first ranged by Mark Taylor. They will Do not miss this exciting concert, please contact one of the CAB officers: movement of The Divine Comedy also perform Bob Mintzer's recent which begins at 8:00 p.m. on Satur­ by Robert W. Smith. The concert composition "Brotherhood," a day, November 18 in the Bomberger band WIll close the set with John P. funk ballad that begins with an Auditorium. President: Michelle Hill x3467 Zdechlik's "Chorale and Shaker emotional brass choir, and "Oye Vice President: Mike Vergano x3380 ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Corresponding Secretary: Andrea Cole x3573 Berman Update Recording Secretary: Maureen Fitzgerald x3285 Other Committees within CAB Dec. 5, 1995 - March 17, 1996 - Home Stories: The Art of Barthosa Nkurumeh." that meet regularly: Barthosa Nkurumeh's work explores the traditional life ofthe Igbo people of Nigeria through techniques such as wood branding, relief sculpture and non-traditional Comedy Committee: Sunday, 7 p.m., Wismer Lower printmaking. His art incorporates imagery from proverbs, social organizations, Lounge - Jeff Lebowitz and Lisa Bogle folktales and rituals. Music Committee: Tuesday, 7 p.m., Wismer Parent's Dec. 8, 1995 - Jan. 21, 1996 - itA Journey to Hindoostan: Romantic V!e1 vs of India Lounge - Tanya Kaszyski 1780-1860. " Eighty-seven aquatints, drawn from a private collection, convey the romantic image ofIndia under the first British Govemors. British artists portrayed the Spring Fling Committee: TBA beauty and romance of arAidealized, idyillic land, which was provided by the exotic landscape ofIndia Th: P'Vt,ihition is circulated by the tro~t for Ml.lseum Exhibitions. ~ 14,1115 p~~ ••••••••••••••••••••••• • •••••••••••••••••••••• Going Medieval on the Mall

shopper's Macy's bag (what bet.- parking. Assuming the role of some- Responses In The Book They Gave ber where we parked, and I briefly ~ na§·j iiWNi d!! !.~ ter way !o say "( love you" than one who gives a damn, I convinced Me' Information Desk Clerk. "But reconsidered taking my chances Of The Grizzly with a decapitated head?). Need- my friend to park his own car as I saw we do have the widest variety of withOttoe uponmynextvisit, some­ less to say, I still cling to the sec- the "valet" clad in tom, black leather stores on the east coast." time around the year 2002. Some­ Well, the inevitable has fmally ond floor walls. pants and a "Hukt on Foniks Werkd Testing the truthfulness of this how, I believe that Ottoe will still occ:ured. No, I am not talking about After duping my friend into fur Me" t-shirt. His name plate, coin- bold assertion, I replied, "Where, be there. This was one of the many anotherPoliceAcademysequel,but driving, I was ready to boldly go cidentally,read"Ottoe"inredcrayon. Fran, can I fmd a 24-hour wicker times I wished I owned the ralhertheopeningofafewhundred where no man in his right mind After an hour circumnavigating the storethatspecializesinpostmortem Batmobile - a mere button on my new stores in King of Prussia Mall. should go without a defmite plan mall looking for a parking space, I Bushman art?" "Would you like to bat-belt would send my car search­ CorrectmeifI'mwrong,butwasn't of attack (or at least a bottle of . was ready to call ita night. My friend, stay in theCourtorgotothe Plaza?" ing for me. The presidential candi­ the mall already large enough to aspirin). As a personal rule, I however, urged me on. Finally park- Infuriated with the computerized date who is willing to ditch the house a few third-world countries? refuse to drive anywhere that re- ing somewhere closer to Franklin reply ofFran, I suggested that some- space program in favor ofmass pro­ Now, going to the mall is almost quires driving under a 45 mph Mil~ Mall, we were finally ready to where within walking distance ducing bat- equipment for parking­ as difficult as seeing the hidden threshold - I am convinced that be overwhelmed by the essential mall would be nice. lot-challenged individuals such as image in those damn "Magic Eye" my car will blow up if I hit 44. experience. Any store you want to fmd, no myself has got my vote. pi:lw'es. King ofPrussia' s new mean speed Upon entrance into the mall, I knew matter how outrageous the theme As I searched for my car, I met Having recently seen the movie limit is now around a blaring 9.2 I had made a horrible mistake in not may be, will probably be in King of with some other unfortunate folks /rltllIrats, my friend and I were mph. staying home and watching Urkel. Prussia Mall. I just can't wait until who were also fruitlessly searching IlUDpted to discover mall culture I send my sincerest sympathies The mall was almost as crowded as the new Psychic Friends Network for their transportation. One eld­ fiI' ourselves. That was our first to those unfortunates who must Heidi Fleiss' bedroom, as if that was store opens next week! Of course, erly gent admitted he had been look­ mistake (well, tragedy actually be- deal with this frustration every- a huge suprise. After twenty minutes the price tag always attached to your ing for two days! Engaging my gill with the movie itself .. think day. Once I hit traffic in such a of walking in circles and appeasing latest and strangest needs is always deepest sympathies, I bought this Cilbin Boy set in a mall). Person- congested area, I will turn any- my friend by browsing through a bit more than you expected it to gent a five-dollar hot dog and three­ ally, I hate going to the mall. Malls where merely to maintain my 45 Victoria's Secret (Picking up some be, but commercialism has its price. dollar cup of coffee from one of the lI'IUIIlatize me, especially during mph - which is, consequently, great XMas ideas for the family), I I discovered this as I received two parking-lot vendors who claimed to ClIristmas. As. a child getting his why I have spent most of my driv- suggested we find a map forthis laby- quarters for my dollar in the change be on his way to Sunday's game at fivr,.year-old head caught between ing career in the pastures of rinth-like structure obviously a front machine. the Vet. Call me exaggerated, call lberailing bars on the second floor, Lancaster (the Amish are terrible for Russian conspirators corrupting After explaining my theory about me criticial, but never call me to go I bad a dreadful premonition of a drivers-especially when the American capitalism. the Russians to some officers, they to the mall. tkpartment store Santa yanking me horse is sick). "I'm sorry, sir, but no new maps were kind enough to escort me out Ottoe - bring my horse around. bY,the legs as my head popped off Parking is so difficult at the have been printed at this time," re- of the mall and into the parking lot lid fell into some innocent mall, that it now peddles valet plied Fran the 'I Memorized All The Unfortunately, we did not remem- .••...... ~ ...... The Tel7Jpesl a Success

feels that Shakespeare's material is suitable for such an interpreta­ tion: "Shakespeare really lends himself to it...and proTheatre is a good place for experimental the- .. ~ W~!ln~~d;n~ F or schedule updates, see the WVOU atre." : 3 pm - 4 pm: John Shoen 10 am - II am : Lou Nemphos Homepage under Student Communica­ This theatrical production was • 4 pm _ 6 pm: Brian Peck & II am- I pm: Ian Wood & tions on the Ursinus College homepage. further enhanced by the skills of • Brian Hurst Heath Van Fleet DJs who have not conducted their many generous individuals, 'espe- : 7 pm - 8 pm: FUBAR with Nicole I pm -2 pm: Dennis Prichett shows in the past two weeks must con­ cially Oreste Migli (set designer), • Eberwein & Steph 3 pm - 5 pm: Christen Troiano tact David Webb to resume them. Rebecca Jaroff (lighting), Carol: Fragati II pm - Midnight: Mile Katusa & Any Ursinus Students, Faculty, Silber (costume coordinator), and • 8 pm - 10 pm: MARGINAL Kristen Sabol Adminstrators, and other College Per­ Leon Petrus, who composed origi- : UNCERTAINTY sonnel who are interested in starting a with Mike Pizzi & new show should leave us a message at nalmus.icforthisproduc~ion. The : Dave Webb lll1tmtn Noon - 2 pm: Cynthia Petyk 489-7755, stating when you would be actors mvolved came from all 10 pm _ Midnight: Bill Buckingham 4pm- 6pm: Mike Lease available for orientation and when you walks of Ursinus life: students, 8 pm -9pm: Lou Nemphos would prefer to conduct your show. faculty (Dr. Henry and Dr. Jon M!mdu 9 pm - 10 pm: Anne-Marie VoLkmer),alumni(AlanMcCabe), 11 am-I pm: Ian Wood & McMahon and community members (H. John Heath Van Fleet 10 pm - II pm: Karen Hollinger & WVOU is available in the following Henry). I pm - 2 pm: Dennis Prichett Danielle Simonin buildings: The interpretation was well-re- 6 pm - 7 pm: EXCEDRIN ceived by the participants and the HEADACHE #88 530 AM: with Vince Blando Curtis, Wilkinson, Brodbeck, audiences. "We are very pleased 10 pm _ 11 pm: Eri!tu Diane Keller & 11 nm-l pm' Tan Wood ~ Tk:U'dwood Paisley Stauffer Pcimcrt oit the 'umout," says A.,;u.,tinelli Dawn White Heath Van Fleet noting that Saturday night's per- I pm - 2 pm' Dennis Prichett R8 I FM' formance was sold-out. 2 pm - 3 pm: Jeff Kuklinski & Om wake, 732 Main, Todd, 716 Main, The high attendance at all ofthe Noon - 2 pm: Cynthia Petyk Bnan Kuklinski Lynncwood, Schaff, Olevlan, 624 Main, performances, coupled with the 4 pm - 5 pm: SKAVAICADF -t pm -6 pm : EXCEDRIl>< Zwingli, l)uryca, Schremer, Musser positive reception, contributed to with Jim Brett HEADACHE #88 ~h·· ') ·.:ral! ~uc·;(;:;s ofmi:; ~xpcri- 5 pm - () [lw V:" kF, ','>\Ul '.'Jnc ... UbmL mental production of The Tem- 6 pm - 7 pm Karen Rodemich Wismer Game Room, Commuters pest. Lounge November 14. 1911

Ethnic-American Writers Series Philosophy Major Presents Lisa Jones Now Available

ter of an African-American father However, there is a large portion able to my educati~n, _both in my 5 M ffi and a Jewish mother. of America which fears change and major and in general. I have found r qf The Grizzlyi!l!d, In transferring a novel to the big despises difference. Therefore, my experience of reading Mary screen, Jones states that the most . Jones believes people must chal­ Wollstonecraft, with an understand­ Lisa Jones, author of Bulletproof difficult aspect is knowing what el­ lenge this "Republican ego." Jones The Philosophy and Religion de­ ing of the views of Rousseau on . Diva: Tales ofRace, Sex, and Hair, ements are inherent to the story and believes that people must have a partment has made an alteration women's education which she ~ shared her thoughts on being a writer which can be left out. Jones is very relationship with American and sug­ which now allows students to choose nounced, infmitely richer. My un­ and an American on Thursday, Nov. excited about her new project Sula gests every person draw up a con­ a major strictly in Philosophy. Stu­ derstanding of the motivations, the 9. Jones held a workshop in the and believes that the public desires tract with America on what they dents will be able to study inten­ passions of the Renaissance Hu­ Unity House Thursday afternoon to more from films other than more will do to better society. sively philosophical discourse with­ manists is all the greater for having discuss her writing technique and to "shoot-ern-up" action movies. Jones cited four items to be out being required to take classes in read Plato and Aristotle. Whole give advice to students interested in Jones concluded her workshop thought about when creating this religion. The existing major in dimensions of understanding of the writing professionally. Thursday with advice on how to get started as contract: Philosophy and Religion will still literature of Toni Morrison and evening, Jones gave a speech in a professional writer. She encour­ 1. We live in an "AU-America." be available to students who desire Gloria Naylor have been made avail­ Olin auditorium entitled. "What's ages students to write as often as There is no single racial majority so to major in that discipline . . able by studying the philosophical Your Contract with America" to possible and to publish their ideas in we have to learn to accept each The new major will offer a com­ works on the ethics of caring or 011 encourage people to get involved school magazines. While at Yale other and live together. bination ofthe now available courses hyper-individualism. and make a difference in their com­ University as an undergraduate, 2. "Culture is a powerful tool -­ in philosophy and the study of clas­ Most importantly, I feel that 1 munity. J ones herself started her own maga­ make good use of it." Culture and sical and contemporary political phi­ have been possessed of the skills to As a journalist, playwright, and zine. Such activities are beneficial art can often do more to change losophy, taught by Dr. Paul Stem, excel in any discipline, because the screenwriter, Jones' writing skills for students as they provide experi­ society than legislation. now part ofthe Politics and Philoso­ goal of the Philosophy department, occupy a number of mediums. In ence in writing for the public and a 3. Support anti-censorship move­ phy and Religion departments. as should be the aim of liberal edu­ addition to compiling her book of forum for student ideas. Jones also ments because "art is the lifeblood On the subject of utility, philoso­ cation in general, is to aid the devel­ essays from her monthly column suggested that students try to make of any community." phy majors will be given the foun­ opment of a clear understanding of "Skin Trade," Jones has coauthored connections with many professors, 4. Enlarge your political commu­ dations for entering, not only gradu­ one's own opinions about how one three books with Spike Lee, written lecturers, and people in lit~rary nity since political work starts right ate studies in the field, but also will should live, and instill a lifelong radio and stage plays and is cur­ fields. where you are. find opportunities in the fields of commitment toward thought and rently working on a screenplay ad­ Jones' lecture that evening fo­ "Give to, give back, make noise" law, politics, education, civil ser­ contemplation. aptation of Toni Morrison's Sula. cused less on writing and more on is Jones' call and her .presentation vice, medicine and many others. I encourage anyone who is inter­ Students at the workshop had a what people can do to help America. made clear that students can and As an English major and a Phi­ ested in a major in Philosophy to variety of questions for Jones, in­ We are moving towards a should make a difference in this losophy minor, I have found my speak with someone in the depart­ cluding: What inspires you? multicultural, multilingual, and world. In both her workshop and studies, in Philosophy to be invalu- ment regarding their work. As a resident of New York City, multiethnic society, Jones believes, lecture, Jones provided ideas on how 1------­ much of Jone~' Journalistic mate­ and "we're gonna have to learn to students can improve themselves rial comes from the people and live together." Jones refers to her­ and their community. She inspired The Bookstore is Changing, events surrounding her. She ap­ self as "culturally .abundant" and many by giving the Ursinus com­ proaches everything from her point writes about the positive aspects of munity something to think about as Voice Your Opinion of view as the epitome of culture and society. we "offer some vision of our own." "multiculti" since she 'is the daugh- tiog the student perspective on cJer. sired changes for the bookstore. The survey asks a variety of questiODI What's Up in Wellness? that will help the study group get an Here's the scenario: you. buy a idea about what Ursinus studenll ing in five months with no plans for • the prize in a cereal box brand new book from the Ursinus really want from their bookstore. _ 51' '"hin _ the future. Will you be asking your- • the sneeze that tickles but never bookstore. You take good care ofit, One solution the chair ofthe study c:: Of The Gnzzl~::J self "Okay, now what?" comes so it w,ill be as good as new by the group, Dr. Economopoulos, is hop­ end of the semester. When the se­ ing will be considered is a co-op Your paper is due tomorrow - 10 Who ever said college wasn't • loving what you do and having mester is over, you sell your book program. This program would ~ pages by 8 am. So far, you have two stressful? Probably the same per- the chance to do it every day back to the bookstore, with hopes of low students and even members of lines. Worried? Probably. You son who calls it the best time of • soft, worn jeans gaining some cash. After the deed the community to "own" the ~ somehow fmish the paper and try to one's life. Yet, we as college stu­ is done, you think to yourself, while store. Students would be able" print it out. It didn't save. It's lost dents,' encouIl:ter a great deal of Surely we have all experienced pondering the grand total sum of make decisions about the bookstoftt forever. You ask yourself, "Why stress. So, for days such as these times of stress and lived days we five dollars you received for your as both the seller and consumCli me?" when nothing seems to go right or would like to forget. But unfortu­ twenty-five dollar book, "I've been The co-op program would also III It's 12 noon and you are starving. you feel like the world is out to get nately, anxiety is a part of life. And robbed!" educational because as ~ You have a class in 30 minutes and you, have faith. There is a simple no, these thoughts won't help you to This scenario is one that many Economopoulos states, "Studentl of course Wismer is packed. An­ solution. fmish a paper by 8 am or retrieve students experience when they try would learn about the dynamics in­ noyed? Probably. Take a deep breath and think about one that the alleged computer lost. to sell their books back to the Ursinus volved in running a business." You have two tests on the same the things that make you smile, such But, if a smile results from read­ bookstore. Well students, fear no So stu4ents, if you feel the boot­ day, 0 Chern and Human - no prob­ as: ing them or you are able to forget, if more. Someone is here to help. A store is turning you into a victbp lem, right? • big paychecks only for a few seconds, the prob­ study group has been formed with then now is the time to take acti4 lems of the day, then they have You play on the field hockey team. • a goodnight kiss the purpose of analyzing the present Fill out the survey and voice y The game is still tied after two peri­ served their purpose. So, when times bookstore and discussing the possi­ opinions about the Ursinus • the beginning of a weekend ods of overtime play. Now, it must get tough, relax. Take a deep breath bility of changes for the bookstore store, so maybe the next time be decided by penalty strokes and • the perfect shower temperature and remember that everyone has in the future. sell a book back you'l1 be able you are a shooter. Nervous? Prob­ • cancelled classes something to be happy about and A survey contained in this issue afford more than a value meal ably. • fresh sheets and blankets on the there are always reasons to smile. of the Grizzly (p.9) is aimed at get- McDonald's. You are a college senior graduat- bed ------_.- --- -

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Sgt. Grizz... r------~ Nothin' but tile beal- facts Bookstore Survey

11-5-95 at l2:40A.M. Security was called to a Sgt. Grizz welcomes the addition of two part-time A Working Group of the Academic Support Committee has been residence and was infonned that someone had de­ Security Officers strOyed property and spread dirt all over the place. fonned to study the current relationship between the bookstore and the students. Your input is crucial to the improvement of this service. Later on in the evening, the person, a non-student, Jason Engleman is a resident of Lansdale and is Please take a few moments to complete the following survey and drop \Vas involved in another incident. The matter is being currently a candidate for a Bachelor's Degree in it in a collection box. Boxes are located in Myrin Library, Wismer bandied by the Security Department. Business Administration from the Philadelphia Col­ lege of Textiles and Sciences. Jason works as a Lobby A and Lobby B. 11-9-95 at 2: 15A.M. While on patrol, Security dis­ security officer for the Rubin Organization in Willow Thank you. covered that unknown person( s) had sprayed paint on Grove. Jason has received security certification I. My textbooks are available at the begirming of the semester. acement column. The matter has been refelTed to the through PA Act 235 and received additional security Office of Student Life. training while serving in the U.S. Anny. Strongly Agree Agree Disagree Strongly Disagree \1-9-95 at2: 15P.M. A student informed Security that David Williamson is a resident of Royersford and is items were missing from the suite's common area a candidate for an Associate Degree in Criminal Additional comments: which was left unlocked. Justice from Montgomery County Community Col­ lege. He has worked in the field of security since Congratulations to Security Officer Paul Smith and 1989 and is a loss prevention specialist for a major tbemembers of this semester's RAD class. The Rape retailer. I 2. It is easy to locate my textbooks. Aggressive Defense course concluded on Thursday, Nov. 9, with a realistic simulation and the students' The Security Department and the staff of The Strongly Agree Agree Disagree Strongly Disagree active involvement. If interested in this course, Grizzly welcome these new officers. Thanks for contact Officer Sm ith, who is a certified instructor for joining us! Additional comments: RAD and Ursinus. USGA Minutes 3. I am satisfied with the book buy back policy. Strongly Agree Agree Disagree Strongly Disagree

TIle meeting was called to order by Rocco lacullo -letter sent to all officers Additional comments: It 7:30 p.m. on Tuesday, Nov. 7, 1995. VI. Open House I. Welcome -held in Berman Museum of Art -revamping of USGA 4. I would visit the bookstore more often if it were more centrally u. Security -fmd out what students want done located -open forum next week (Nov. 14) about the Secu­ ritysurvey VII. Book sale Strongly Agree Agree Disagree Strongly Disagree -where do we need more lighting? -collect books at the end of the semester -drop off in SAO with name, phone number, address, Additional comments: ill Wismer Chat and cost of book -Nov. 21 meeting will include a Wismer Chat -person who sells book gets all the profit -Director of Wismer, Director of Zack' s, Chef VIII. Faculty served breakfast 5. Would you buy books, not related to your course, if they were IV. 24-hour building -Wednesday during exams available at the bookstore? If so, what kind of books would you be -meeting Nov. 15 at 12:30 in the faculty dining -10-14 faculty members needed to serve most likely to buy? I'OCID -anyone can personally invite a faculty member -Dvey for building open from 3 a.m. to 7 a.m. --...puters in Paisley Lounge The meeting was adjourned at 8:00 p.m. 6. What other items, besides textbooks, are you currently buying? V Mandatory meeting for all class officers Respectfully Submitted, ov. 13 at 4:30 p.m. in the Parent's Lounge *'us the new constitution Christine Sofka -.cI for class officers at USGA meetings USGA Secretary 7. Do you use the Ursinus Bookstore as a place for gift buying? Ifso, what type of items are you buying?

8. What other items and/or services would you like to see offered? to the recent surge of submissions to The Grizzly, we are requesting that all future submissions be limited I tely no more than 500 words. The reason for this limitation is to allow the room for the views ofeveryone I its articles. Any articles of more than 500 words will not be published. I ore, we would like to remind everyone that we must receive all submissions on disk (IBM­ Ie). We also request a printed-out copy, which should contain the name ofthe file and the program under I wu saved. The deadline for submissions is 12 noon on the Friday before publication. The submissions I I ~""_!din the second floor stairwell of Bomberger Hall (side facing Myrin). Please read the sign located I IUbmission box for more information. Ifyou still have questions, e-mail: GRIZZL [email protected]. I you for your continued support. I ------~ November 14.199~

I · .. •• 1 Edited by Sian ley Newman DOLLARS AND SENSE: Fealuring a quip you can bank on by Harvey ESles

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C H A 0 5 by Brtan Shuster Chi Rho Psi Says: Tbankyou

To the Students of Ursin us College,

This is just a letter to thank you for all of your assistance during our 1995 homeless lunch program. Early in the morning of Oct. 29, we gathered the contributions and assembled 541 lunches. The brothers then divided into three groups and traveled to homeless shelters in Pottstown, Norristown, and South Philadelphia. At these facilities we handed out the lunches and had an opportunity to talk to the people and observe the homeless problem first hand. It was to say the least a humbling experience. Unfortunately though, the problem is bound only to get worse, for government funding for these shelters is being cut drastically. Contributions like yours are necessary if we are to have any hope of compensating for this loss of funds. Thank you once again for your generosity and support. It was indispensable and is greatly appreciated. We would like to express our appreciation to the staff at Wismer for all of their time and help. Hopefully this event can be made into an annual one and this service can continue for a very long time.

"Well Dr. Stone, it looks like we've reached a dead Sincerely, end. I can't decipher these hieroglyphics, and Without them we'll never find the hidden chamber" Carl Ewald Darnell Lee Keeper of the Seals Community Advocate Chi Rho Psi Fraternity Chi Rho Psi Fraternity IIlvember 14. 1995 SPORTS x-c Football Runners Compete ~ t Regional Champions ips Falls To Dickinson, 27-12 Carlisle - The Ursinus men' s and the race, which saw 237 runners women's cross country teams com­ compete. Carlisle - Dickinson (5-1-1, 6-3- quarter scores to take a 20-12 lead. dous attitude, which started in the peted in the NCAA Division III The Ursinus womw were 23rd 1) converted three turnovers into An Orlando fumble in the fourth off-season and continued to the end Mid-east Regional Championship among 31 teams. LYfln Knothe led second-half tOl!chjowns to eam a quarter was converted into another of this game." hosted by Dickinson College at the Bears with a 93rd-place fmish. 27-12 come-from-behind win over touchdown to put the game away. Chris Hughes rushed for 86 yards Carlisle High School. She completed the 5,000 meter Ursinus (1-6, 3-7), and bring the "It is very frustrating," head coach and three touchdowns to lead The Ursinus men placed 17th in course in 21:25.36. Erica Heil was Bears' frustrating season to an Steve Gilbert said. "As I said last Dickinson. the 35-team field. Barry Keppard 97th (21 :29), while Andrea Gaitan equally disheartening conclusion. week, It'S a shame we are 3-7 be­ Hagenberg scored on a two-yard was the Bears' top fmisher in 61st was 113th (21:5067), Justine Ursinus held a 12-7 lead at the cause I think we have a better team run to give the Bears a 6-0 lead. His place. He completed the 8,000 meter Boettger 173rd (23'48.25), and intermission on the strength of two than that." nine-yard touchdown reception put course in 27:47.62. Dan Tavares Perki<,>men Valley' s Lauren Rob Hagenberg touchdowns, but "I101d the guys after the game the Bears up 12-7 in the second was 96th (28:36.39), while Joel Newkirk 185th(24:41 .80). Carnegie the wheels fell off in the second that this has been my favorite team quarter. Guidry was 104th (28:42.29), Mellon took the team title in the half. Dickinson turned two Chris to coach. They came out and played Bayard Huck 136th (29: 18.63), and event, which attracted 214 com­ Orlando interceptIOns mto third hard each week. They had a tremen- Tony Ciliberto 175th (30:24.17). petitors. Haverford won the team title in . Local Karate StudentsMedal at 1995 THE Mediterranean Games Recently, the Rev. Milford Milford and Andrew and 3 other BAR & GRILLE Pinkney of Perkasie and Ursinus team mates, the USA Team took a At Tlimerick CoIf Club College Junior, Andrew Stankus of bronze. Besides the United States, 765 N. LeWD Rd.., Limerk:k. P A 15l~68 Towamencin returned home from Great Britain, Bulgaria, Cypress, 495.. 6945 495.. 5567 representing the United States in and Greece participated in these Karate Competition at the 1995 games which were sponsored by the Mediterranean Games in World Karate Federation (formerly NOVEMBER 17 NOVEMBER 18 Macedonia, Greece. WUKO), an organization comprised Andrew Stankus won Gold in of over 150 member countries. Individual Kumite (fighting) in adult Both Andrew Stankus and POWER PLAY male - 80 Kilo Division while . Milford Pinkney train with 6th Dan, Be((adonna Milford Pinkney placed 3rd in Patrick Byrnes at the Bushi Karate The Soul of Rock and Roll Individual Kumite, adult male 65 school at its new location on 309 in Kilos. Through the efforts of Hatfield, PA. A PHILLY FAN Right now he's better than the Eagles number one priority should fast break. excited ... well .. .it's because I am. other two alternatives, Randall be to get a young quarterbad. that This is to be expected, of course, Actually, I'm tremendously excited, Cunningham and Jay Fiedler. He's will develop into a solid NFL start­ from a team with three new starters and for good reason because al­ a solid, albeit fragile quarterback ing quarterback, or they can trade and it undoubtedly will get better as though the Sixers don't have what it Fresh off of a 34-12 loss at the who's good at not screwing up, and for one. I don't care how they do it, the season goes on. takes to contend this year, they've band of the hated Cowboys, one right now that' s all that I need. but they need to do it. Nothing was After the first three games, I must got five players who are a solid thing is readily apparent. Before Cunningham, whom I'm sure made more evident by the loss to the say that my prediction of 38 wins foundation for the future. the Eagles will be able to move into more than a few Eagles fans wanted Cowboys. still sounds about right, but I must Besides, I get to watch Vernon the upper echelon of the NFL (in to see last Monday night, probably What is also evident is that the also say that my prediction of 18-20 Maxwell redefme the position of other words, before the Eagles will would have thrown at least four Sixers tragic flaw is a lack of ball points a game from Jerry Stackhouse point guard. be able to compete with the Cow­ interceptions, and I'm sure double handling ability and an unfamiliar­ is ABSOLUTEL Y an underestima­ point guard - a position in the boys), they need to fill the gaping digits wouldn't have been out ofthe ity with each other. tion. game of basketball usually occu­ hole they've got at the quarterback question. Seventy-one turnovers in the first After three games, he already av­ pied by the player with the greatest position. Now I'm obviously kidding, but three games! Seventy-one!!! That erages 25.3 points, and while I do ability to handle the basketball so You may remember that I was an you know what I mean. Of the two is a lot of turnovers, even for a team realize that it is only three games, that he/she may use these ball-han­ advocate for the installation of quarterbacks, Peete can better di­ without a point guard. any SixersJan and even non-Sixers dling skills to enable himselfto shoot Rodney Peete as the starting quar­ rect the offense, but his direction of JohnLucas' run-and-gun offense fans must admit that his skills are the basketball as many times as is fllback, and I still am, but never, that offense is not adequate if a is the culprit. The majority of the phenomenal! He will be an All-Star humanly possible. lVer. ever did I say that he should Super Bowl is what the Eagles are turnovers have come on the fast for years to come and is my pick for have a place on the Eagles for more after. break, or what should probably be rookie of the year. ..a season or two. In the next two NFL drafts, the referred to as TRYING to start the If it appears as if I'm SPORTS November 14, 1.1 Fall Athletic Honors Field The following student-athletes w.ere recently honored by the Centennial Conference. Congratulations to: Hocl(ey 00000000 Bayard Huck - Cross Country - CC Academic Honor Roll Michelle Landis - Cross Country - CC Academic Honor Roll

Gary Rhodenbaugh -Football - CC Academic Honor Roll Team Falls in ECAC Semis Mark Romano - Football- CC Academic Honor Roll

Hanover, N.H. - Dartmouth goal­ Ursinus (10-7) 12-6. Barb Golley Brad Getz - Soccer - 2nd Team All-Centennial Conference keeper Lauren Demski saved all six saved 10 shots in goal for the Bears. shots she faced to record her. fourth The Big Green will host Yale in Jenni Nelson - Volleyball- Honorable Mention All-Centennial Conference straight shut out and send Ursinus this afternoon ' s championship Suzanne LaScalza - Volleyball - CC Academic Honor Roll homewith a 1-0 loss in the first game. Yale defeated Cornell, 2-0, Kathy Lauber - Volleyball- CC Academic Honor Roll game of the ECAC playoffs. in the other semifinal game. The host's Kelly Hannigan The ECAC playoff appearance To be named to the academic honor roll, student-athletes must be sophomore, juniors, or seniors, who scored an unassisted goal with 32:30 was the Bears' first since 1989. Their are starters or significant contributors to their teams; and have a cumulative grade point average 00.40 to play in the game, and Demski 10-7 record was the best since 1986, or better. made it stand up. when they also compiled a 10-7 The field hockey team will also send two representatives to the NCAA Division I NORTH-SOUTH Dartmouth (12-5) outshot mark. Field Hockey All-Star game. The pair will be senior sweeper Abby WaIls and senior goalie Barb Golley. The game will be played on Saturday, November 18 at Wake Forest University. CHUCK'S WAGON

know what you're thinking. eral Pacers. The Mayor Freddy puke reverberating throughout the sian Red Army front line of Sure. And that brings me to the correla­ Hoiberg started issuing summonses walls of Candlestick last Sunday Alexander Mogilny, and Big Coun­ tion between Mr. Davis and Mr. to the infracting players. Ooh, that afternoon. I refuse to call it 3COM try Bryant Reeves. Other than die Wussy. Friday night saw an abso­ was a rough one. It was a decent Park because I'm too cool. The national NHL sponsor of Bud/re Dale Davis of the Indiana Pacers lutely horrendous brawl between fight which also featured one ref puke was, of course, due to the this may have been the most antic~ is one of my favorite players in the the Kings and Pacers. And who getting his faced ripped off. phenomenal performance the 4gers pated pevelopment for this season. NBA. He 's really cool. I guess I would've thought that it got started A fiasco this was (That'S how put forth against the expansion Pan­ Bure and Mogiiny are 2 of the topi like him because he does all the when the wispy Hurley drove the Yoda would say it). All in all, so thers. I would generally think that fasted skaters in the NHL, the other dirty-work and none of that over­ whole and ran into a brick wall many players were suspended that an offense that has Jerry Rice, John being Phil Blessington. It would've rated Jerry Stackhouse, Michael named Dale Davis? Running into players will serve their games al­ Taylor, Brent Jones, and JJ Stokes been nice to see the good old boys Jordan razzmatazz. He rebounds, anything is)lOt usually good, espe­ phabetically due to the rule that 8 on the field at the same time, you back together again. blocks shots, eats bagels with cream cially if you run into a turnpike men must dress for a game. The could score say, more than 7 points Last week there were seven! cheese and jelly, and fouls people. overpass guard rail on the way home CBA clown officials were likely the in 4 quarters offootball. You could people who knew Cowboy Bob He fouls people hard. Clean hard from Dickinson and almost die, or a culprits in this mess, but if Bobby have a JUGS machine shooting Orton and Ace for 2 of Bob Orton's fouls are cool to watch. I'm not buzzsaw named The Corporation. Hurley can't take the heat, then he balls, and they should score more 3 nicknames. More than 1 pel'SOl talking about raking a player's head Of course, since I think Hurley is should get out ofthekitchen. Weon than 7 points against an expansion cited the name Boxing Bob Orton. or uhrsay the thumb of the most a punk, I'm all for any form of a mission. team. The problem with the Niners Now that's crap. If you see some­ devastating player of all time. But bodily harm to the 431b. point guard. Now I'm pretty sure that I've is not that Steve Young is absent one in passing and call him big guy standing up to a pansy point guard Davis was quoted as saying right stayed away from them this season and playing hide and go seek with or dude, is that his nickname? NO with a flying body press is some­ after the foul, "Reebok Blacktop. thus far, but seriously, how bad are Rickey Ervins. Elvis is no NO NO. The name I was 100kiDI thing I like to see. Dale Davis does YoU'come strong, or you don't come the Eagles? How bad is it when ProBowler, but he is in the NFL, for was this. There was a team tr. that. at all." Well, Kings tough guy your quarterback can not, will not, and I'm not. The problem is that the featured Bob Orton and The Mat Now. Bobby Hurley of the Sacra­ Michael Smith, who endorses Nike and quite earnestly should not threw Niners have no one to light a fIre niflcent Don Muraco. The u. mento Kings, who assumedly now would have none of that. He came a football more than 15 yards. I'm under their rears. William Floyd is was managed by the devious 011 wears his seat belt all the time, is over and started in with Davis. And not going to sit here and tell you that hibernating for the winter, and Deion Mr. Fuji. The team's name WI from North Jersey. I don't like North then all hell broke loose. If you saw Randall Cunningham is the answer is an enemy. The Niners are a team composed of 2 new nicknames fiJ Jersey. Every now and then during the tape, at this point Hurley scur­ because one, I don't really care, of laid back karaoke singers. Orton and Muraco. Muraco wastlJc the summer, Pussboy Hurley comes ried like a little rat to the foul line and, two, he is dumber than any They're certainly not bad players, Tank, and Orton was the TechDt down to what you people call the and started to cry. member of the Round Table. but when there is no one, player or ciano The Tank and the Technicia Shore, and acts like he owns the In comes Dale's buddy Antonio Rodney Peete is atrocious. I think coach, that can motivate a team with For the next World Wrestlinl: Fed: place. So does his even scrawnier Davis, another fme gentleman who the Eagles need to give Charlie 55 AIIPros to score more than 7 eration Trivia Question ofthe wd brother Danny. Now if you ask is strongly concerned with basket­ Garner smaller shoulder pads, make points against a Carolina Panther Many wrestlers have had man.,. Bobby Hurley who I am, he'll say ball fundamentals like fighting. him the quarterback, and run the team, then something smells rotten ers. But one wrestler had a Co•• he doesn't know, but I've ~een his Antonio Davis is not someone to be option the whole time. And in the state of Denmark. Namehim. That's all forthiswec1 sorry act hanging around the greater messed with. About 14 other guys uh ... how's your burger. There are some humongous inju­ and if Buddy didn't get us home Toms River area, and I know what from both teams cleared the bench I also wish I had stayed away ries in the NHL right now. None from Dickinson, the pleasUll this clown is all about. You know to fight. Included in this rampage from discussing the 4gers dim fu­ larger than Pavel Bure of the wouldn't have been all yours. how everyone has a list of people was three foot Kings guard Tyus ture last week, because I certainly Canucks being sent out for the year you'd like to tie up and start wailing Edny. If you watch closely you'll will not hesitate in doing so this on Friday night. The whole idea in on? Bobby Hurley i~ on my list. I see him scratching the shins ofsev- week once again. There was a deep Vancouver was to recreate the Rus-