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By GEORGE HAJ lhat will be explored by the com­ Hurricane NfWf I dilor mission to ensure that similar re­ sults do not occur after next On Wednesday, the day that the spring's elections, where the com­ new senators and Student Enter­ petition is expected to be much stif­ tainment Committee members were fer than in the fall to be sworn in by Senate Speaker The only seats that are in ques­ Eric Lieberman, the election results tion in light of the 135-vote discrep­ were brought into question when it ancy are the off-campus north and was found that the number of resi­ off-campus south seats In the off- dential area votes cast turned out to campus north election, candidate be greater than the total number of Everisto Moseley won by 7! votet ballots. In the off-campus south race. Mari­ Although the official election re­ lu Madrigal won by 118 votes sults state that 1384 votes were cast The deadline for filing an appeal in last week's balloting, adding the by any undergraduate student off-campus seats to the UM resi­ passed on Monday, so no appeal re­ dence hall seats brings the total to garding the discrepancy will be 1,519 votes. heard When the discrepancy was dis­ This was the first time that com­ covered — an hour before the Sen­ puter sheets were used for thr elec­ ate meeting — a decision was made tions Voters had to bubble in the to bring the matter before the en­ circles corresponding to the candi­ tire Senate, which must officially dates and referendum choice they accept election results. Lieberman so desired explained the situation and was prepared to hold off ratification The most probable cause of the until the situation was clarified. error, according to Zirulnick. was that elections personnel failed to The Senate voted, however, to blacken out all but the one residen­ accept the results, with only one tial seat students were entitled to senator voting against. Jeff Zirul­ vote for in the election. The com­ nick, advisor to USBG, said that puter program that was used to there was virtually no chance that count the ballots is also being re­ the discrepancy in the votes would viewed to ensure that a program lead to any change in the election error did not cause the discrepancy. results. said USBG President Aurelio Qui­ The ballots will be reviewed as nones soon as the Elections Commission In addition to the discrepancy in can convene to study whal went the votes, international students wrong with the balloting. have challenged the voter rolls Zirulnick speculated that elec­ used, as it seems that almost all the tions personnel did not mark the international students who wished ballots correctly, allowing students to vote did not appear on the rolls. Miami Hurricane/GlNA MOLINARO to vote for more seats than they The registrar's office is currently were eligible to vote for. investigating why the international Speaker of the Senate Eric Lieberman swears in the newly elected senators at the USBG Senate meeting held This is one of several possibilities students were left off the rolls. last Wednesday. These senators were elected last week during the fall elections. Lieberman Approves Author Speaks About Herpes Parking Moratorium By SALLY SPITZ Although Wickett stated that a have a temporary effect on the Hurricane Staff Writer person never gets rid of the virus, By GEORGE HAJ number of available parking spaces he did point out that the human Hurt-trae-lr? News. Editor These include renovations to one Dr. William Wickett, author of body has a remarkable defense of the parking lots during summer mechanism, or an immune re­ Herpes: Causes and Control, s>poke University administrators have 1983, which would temporarily Tuesday night to a group of about sponse, against all types of viruses, place the lots out of service in the including herpes. agreed to a moratorium on parking 70 people in the Student Union's The moratorium, approved in a summer sessions, and also tempo­ Ruth King Stanford International "The cells are programmed to rarily eliminating parking spaces look for cells that are affected," memo from David Lieberman, vice Lounge. president for business and finance, which serve the married student Even though Wickett started the Wickett said. "They then proceed to apartments in the nine acres facing attack and destroy them." means that the "University is agree­ lecture with a joke — "What is the able to not eliminating any parking Ponce de Leon in order to convert difference between true love and The different cells serve various part of this acreage to a parking lot functions. Some become killer or spaces between now and December herpes? Herpes lasts forever" — he 1, 1983." Neither project would have a nega­ made it clear that herpes is no helper cells, others take on the role tive impact on parking during the of a "street-sweeper" or "garbage Lieberman's decision was in re­ laughing matter. sponse to external response legisla­ fall and spring semesters, however. Wickett spewed out mind-bog­ collector," and others become plas­ The decision by the administra­ ma cells. tion passed earlier this semester by gling statistics. He said that 500.000 the USBG Senate calling for the tion is a change of heart from an people in the United States this year Wickett compared the infected university to halt the decline in the Oct. 26 memo from Lieberman to will have new cases of genital cell to a person who is being fol­ number of parking spaces on cam­ student government leaders, in herpes. Between 11 and 20 million lowed by the Mafia. pus. which he wrote: "Because future people currently have genital "The cell is targeted for destruc­ The campus beautification plan demand for parking spaces may herpes. This type of virus is known tion in the immune response," he has already taken approximately change, the university is not in a as Herpes Type II. said. "The immune response plus 100 parking spaces from the lot position to declare a moratorium on He also stated that 30 to 40 mil­ something results in the preserva­ next to the Ashe Administration the number of spaces . thus. lion people have fever blisters, a tion of health and that something is Building, a move which enraged while the availability of adequate virus classified as Herpes Type I, probably where our treatment is faculty and staff members who de­ parking is a University priority, and He said that this virus is growing to going to lie." Miami Hurricane/JEFF GOTTLIEB pended on those spaces. Although an increase is being planned, a mor­ epidemic proportions and by the Wickett said that the herpes Author William Wickett Stresses That Herpes Is No the moratorium is effective immedi­ atorium would not be an honest or year 2000, "all of us will have the virus is powerful enough to bring Laughing Matter As He Lectures At The Interna­ ately, there are two parking pro­ prudent response to your con­ virus for Herpes Type I." about an "increase in contamination jects being considered that will cerns." There are many general symp­ or in a reduction in our immunity tional Lounge toms for both types of herpes. In response." This reduction can be both, fever blisters or lesions will hurried by stress or emotional trau­ on moist plastic and glass surfaces local treatments which can prove to form in the genital area or the ma. for several hours, Wickett said, that be beneficial if the lesions are few mouth. There may be a low fever. Wickett also stated that smoking it is theoretically possible to get in number. These include alcohol 25 Inducted Into ODK Wickett also said that the lymph drastically depresses the immunity herpes from a toilet seat. and ether, plus boric acid and bur­ glands in the neck and in the groin response. Nuts, as compared to milk rows solution, all of which can be Once herpes is contracted, it may obtained without a presciption. will become swollen, as well as the products, can also be a danger, as take a while before the symptoms At Annual Initiation liver and the spleen. well as the sun, which can be These solutions soothe and dry the show up. sores. The lesions will redden, blister, threatening to the lips. "Somehow the virus gets in the is to recognize exceptional versatili­ then break and form a crust, Wick­ Wickett explained that herpes is system and lies in the nerve tissue," By HOWARD BURNS ty and quality in college academics usually contracted through sexual Wickett expressed hope that a ett said. "This is usually quite pain­ he said. "It can stay for weeks, cure will be developed in the future. Editor In One! and leadership. ful," he added. contact; however, he said, although months or years before it flares Students inducted at this year's such cases are rare, a person can He said that in other countries Wickett presented a slide show up." many vaccinations are being tested, The University of Miami chapter ceremonies were: David Auslander. depicting both male and female vic­ get herpes without engaging in sex­ of the Omicron Delta Kappa Na­ Jamie Cooper. Hugo Fernandez, Os- ual contact. Because herpes will live but that they are not yet available tims of Herpes I and II. Although there is no cure for in the United States. tional Leadership Honor Society waldo Herrera, Roy Kobert, Elisah herpes, Wickett stressed cleanliness held its annual initiation banquet Lewis, Eric Lieberman, Ken Lise. as an important factor in prevent­ There is also a great effort going last week at the Sea Shanty Restau­ Linda-Ann Lurie. Avarian McKen- ing it. on in the United States to help indi­ rant. The program was hosted by drick. Marilyn Mower, David Orr, viduals deal with the trauma and Betsy Miller, the current president Richard Percic. Robert Remek. Sara Business Manager He said that if a person is going emotional impact of herpes. of the organization. Robinson. Georgina Rodriguez and to have sex, he or she should take a Wickett said that the rise in The guest speaker at this year's Viril Vipin Tolat. good look at the sexual partner. herpes is due to the "changing sex­ affair was Howard Schnellenber­ Accepted from the faculty and "Condoms are a good protection ual mores" in our society. People, ger, the coach of thc Miami Hurri­ administration were: Skip Bertman. Reelected To Post if herpes is only in the vagina or on he said, are engaging in sex more canes football squad. Schnellenber­ Sidney Besvinick. Sharon Clark. the cervix of a woman or only on often. ger was one of the new inductees. George Gilpin, Father Francis Le­ By LOURDES FERNANDEZ the shaft of the penis of a man," he ODK was founded on December chiara and Mary Hope Rowland said. Wickett is the former director of Hurricane Assassjant News tditor the student health services at Cali­ 3, 1914, at Washington and Lee William Kerdyk was inducted as Wickett stated that there are fornia State University, where he University in Lexington, Virginia an alumnus, and Schnellenberger Ada Palles, business manager some treatments used in the past conducted a three-year study on by 15 student and faculty leaders. was honored in the category of ha for the Miami Hurricane and the that have not been very effective. herpes. He graduated from Univer­ The concept of the honor society noris causa. Ibis yearbook, was reelected to These included smallpox vaccina­ sity of Southern California, where the position for the spring se­ tions and painting the lesions with he also received his medical degree. mester at a Board of Student red, blue, or green dye and after­ He has been practicing private med­ Publications meeting Tuesday. wards focusing a light on them. icine for 20 years and has delivered Palles. a junior with a 3.0 He noted that there are many over 4,000 babies. Index grade-point average, has been with the Hurricane for three se­ A Question Of Ethics mesters. She has served in the The Hurricane reports on a panel discussion held by UM positions of office personnel and IFC Holding Drive professors on the legal and ethical issues of genetic biology by assistant classifieds manager. abortion /PAGE 3 She took over as business man­ ager beginning with the Hurri- • cane's summer 1982 edition. 'Here And Now' To Benefit Needy Maxwell Glen and Cody Shearer report from Washington on Palles said she first became interested in the position "the why business school graduates are beecoming flustered about the minute I walked into the busi­ way, and boxes for donations will future /PAGE 4 ness office and learned that the By GEORGE HAJ be placed in the sorority suites. business manager position was Hurricane News Editor Fraternity brothers will also visit 'Creepshow' held by a student. Pantry Pride stores Sunday seeking The Hurricane reviews the new motion picture thriller star­ "I think the fall semester was The Interfraternity Council is donations. All the fraternities will ring Hal Holbrook and E.G. Marshall /PAGE 6 a learning process and that the sponsoring a Thanksgiving food work to help man the tables and ac­ spring semester will be a lot eas­ drive to collect canned goods and tively pursue donations. Bowl Bid Or Bust ier," Palles said. Palles money for needy families in the The goods collected will be given A preview of Saturday's Miami-North Carolina State game, She added that the next se­ going to be a great spring se­ Miami area. to the Plymouth Church in Coconut mester will also be much easier, mester." According to Mark LaFerrera, Grove, which will then distribute which will decide if the Hurricanes are bowl-bound /PAGE 10 since she and Editor-in-Chief Aside from the Hurricane and who is heading the drive along with the goods to other charities. Howard Burns have already the Ibis, Palles also belongs to Wayne Russell, Willie Orozco and "This is something we can do. NFL Roundup worked together for a semester the Public Relations Student So­ Armando Rodriguez, IFC will be relatively easily, to benefit the com­ The NFL players are hack, and so are the Hurricane sooth­ and know what to expect from ciety of America, College Re­ distributing boxes to all the differ­ munity and show people we can do sayers to pick Sunday's gridiron action /PAGE 11 each other. publicans, Student Activity Fee ent offices on campus in the hopes things other than have parties," La­ Ferrera said. "I'm really glad I was re­ Allocations Committee and the of receiving donations of canned Opinion /PAGE 4 Entertainment /PAGE 6 elected," she said. "I think it's Board of Student Publications. goods. In addition, there will be a The Thanksgiving food drive is a table in the Student Union Breeze­ first for UM fraternities. Sporta /PAGE 10 Classifieds /PAGE 12 -/ P.»ge 2 t-nday, November 19 1982 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Newsbriefs Banquet Honors New Initiates 1 Four Miami Residents Receive UM Award Phi Kappa Phi, the national scholastic honor areas, we honor different constituencies." vares, Martha Alvarez, Michael Benoit, Sandra Four Miami residents are the first recipients of the UM School of society, initiated 58 students and one UM admin­ Dr. George H. Gilpin, associate provost for Boer, Mary Boiling, Gerard Bourguignon, Rich­ Engineering and Architecture's Distinguished Alumnus Award. istrator at its fall banquet Nov. 14. research and administration and a member of the ard Brener, Jeanne Catz, Marlene Civantos, The four are Carmen Lunetta, 1959 graduate and director of the Dr. Frank C. Stuart, history professor and English department, was faculty initiate and Elaine Conrad, Leonora Conte, Richard Cauce, Port of Miami; Raul Rodriguez, 1972 graduate and executive vice presi­ president of the society's UM chapter, chal­ speaker. In an address with the intriguing title Susan Dennis, Victoria Dreisbach, Mark Eise- dent of the architecture division of Spillis, Candela and Partners Inc.; lenged initiates "to make the love of learning "Professors of Greek Making Gunpowder? — nbrg, Glyn Ellis, Barbara Ferreiro, Richard Fina­ Edwin Heyer. 1954 graduate and partner in Brill-Heyer Associates; and your guide throughout life." Leadership in the Late Twentieth Century," Gil­ le, Karl Francis, Eduardo Garcia, Julian Garcia, Jose Bared, 1964 graduate, of The Bared and Company Inc. Bared is pin deplored the lack of creative, inspired and in­ Peter Greenwell, Carlos Guzman, Elizabeth He- He described the current academic year as "a imbuch, Vernon Hendricks, Alan Henningsen, also a UM founder and trustee. significant turning point in the pursuit of aca­ novative leadership in the nations of the world The winners were determined by alumni and faculty, who were today. Democracies and dictatorships alike, he Sharon Hinson, Martin Holmes, Evelyne Havan, demic excellence at the University of Miami," Hope Jasper, Patricia Justo, Louise Kappel, Delia polled tor nominations, and a committee of faculty and alumni who citing an expanded honors program in the Col­ said, are relying less on leaders and more on made the final selections. "managers" and "organizers." Lopez, Jose Martinez, Hilda Mitranu, J. Montilla, lege of Arts and Scienes, an impressive number Lauro Morilla, Jose Murillo, Junette Muschette, of national scholarships awarded to UM under­ "Managers of society have become Machia- Isabel Padron, John Perloff, Rebecca Newman, Jacobsen To Discuss U.S.-Soviet Strategy graduates and graduates, and the forthcoming velli's modern-day princes," Gilpin said. Doug Perrine, Michael Perse, Clare Phillipps, inauguration of a Phi Beta Kappa chapter on If the qualities of vibrant and inspired leader­ Frances Puckett, Thomas Quinn, Maria Santave- Soviet expert Carl Jacobsen will discuss "The U.S.-Soviet Strate­ campus. ship are to be propagated anywhere, Dr. Gilpin gic Balance" at the third Brown Bag Lunch Seminar, to be held Nov. 22 nia, Larry Signori, Teresa Smith, Rudy Simeon, "Our society will be at the head of the pro­ concluded, it must be in the liberal arts universi­ Susan Socas, Robin Supler, Kristin Tomonto, at the Center for Advanced Internat'onal Studies. ties. Jacobsen is visiting professor of international studies, director of cession to welcome Phi Beta Kappa," Stuart Tere Trout. Lourdes Villanueva and George added. "We will complement one another rather Students initiated in ceremonies at the Facul­ Woo-Ming. Soviet Studies, and chairman of Strategic Studies and the National Se­ ty Club were Matilda Amestoy-Deperez, J. Al- curity Program Committee at UM. than compete with one another, since, in many During the luncheon seminar, Jacobsen will discuss the publica­ tion of his latest book. The .Nuclear Era, Its History: Its Implications. The briefing begins at noon and is open to the public.For further Update information, contact Ray Graves at 284-4303.

Frank Joins UM As Adjunct Professor PHILOSOPHY COLLOQUIUM: Explaining Re­ RATHSKELLER: Fifth Quarter Party with Happy Today Hour prices. Dr Gary Frank, an expert on Argentina and Brazil, has joined the markable Coincidences: The Appeal To Common Institute of Interamencan Studies at UM as an adjunct professor. Frank TAE KWON DO CLUB: Learn and practice Tae Causes" will be presented at 8 p.m. in Learning JESUS STUDENTS' FELLOWSHIP: Rides avail­ is also a research associate at the Center for Advanced International Kwon Do on Mondays and Wednesdays from 4 to Center 190 by Professor Wesley C. Salmon of the able to JSF meetings every weekend. Don't just sit Studies. 5 p.m. Beginners and advanced students welcome. University of Pittsburgh. there! Come out and be part of something great. "He adds an important dimension to our program," said Jaime Su- For further information, call Sid or Jack Fleischman JESUS STUDENTS' FELLOWSHIP: Come enioy For more information, call 266-0450 or chlicki, director of the institute. Suchlicki added that Frank will be at 666-1315 or 667-8383. fellowship meetings on Friday with us. Transporta­ 253-4117. teaching a course during the spring semester on geopolitics in South OPEN DOOR: Your student-run helpline and tion available from campus. For moire information, BAPTIST CAMPUS MINISTRY: Rides available America walk-in center is now open 7 p.m. to midnight call 266-0450. from the Baptist Student Certter (across from Ma­ Frank received a bachelor's degree in political science in 1959. a every (jay with people to talk to about questions or HILLEL: "High School In Israel'" Shabbat dinner honey) to local church service\at 9 a.m. every Sun­ master's in history in 1976, and his doctorate in international studies in concerns of college life. Also available are informa­ anyone interested in Israel is welcome to attend. day. 1978. all from L'M. Frank's doctoral dissertation won the 1978 John Dinner begins at 6:30 p.m. and cost is $3 if re­ WESLEY: Bible n' Bagels at 9 a.m. on Sunday. Barrett Prize for best dissertation tional tapes which can be listened to by phone. Call 284-2300 or drop by 49K. served. Start the weeak right. Join us! Lutherns, Presbyteri­ Administrators Return From Colombia IBIS YEARBOOK: If you have not yet received a PHI KAPPA PHI: Informal lunch for all Phi Kappa ans and Methodists. Worship at 10:30 a.m. on 1982 yearbook you can pick one up at the Ibis Of­ Phi members and faculty at noon in the Ibis Cafe­ Sunday. Supper at 6 p.m Food, fun, information, UM administrators recently returned from Colombia, where they fice (Student Union 229) Monday through Friday teria. plans, and new friends. initiated proposals for cooperative programs in several areas. It was from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. ORGANIZATION FOR JAMAICAN UNITY: OJU HONORS STUDENTS ASSOCIATION: Honors students versus faculty football game — the event the second such trip for UM President Edward T. Foote, Medical School KARATE CLUB: Classes every Tuesday and will sponsor a Jamaican Awareness Day from 11 Dean Bernard Fogel, and Cristina de Falla, director of international re­ of the season. Be there at 2:30 p.m. on Sunday on Thursday from 4 to 6 p.m. in the Lane Recreation a.m. to 11 p.m. on the Patio. There will be live en­ lations for the School of Medicine. All three had visited Peru in March. tertainment and display will be set up to inform the Intramural Field. At the invitation of Dr. Jesus Ferror, rector of the Universidad del Center. Classes are taught by sixth degree black belt Shigeru Takashina. students about the Jamaican culture and heritage. WARGAMING SOCIETY: There will be a meeting Norte in Barranquilla, the delegation met with members of the Univer- at noon on Sunday in Student Union 226B. There HILLEL: Kosher meal plan — Monday through Fri­ For more information, call the UBS office. sidad's board of trustees, administrators and faculty. Their discussions will be a gaming session afterwards focused on health issues and a review of possible cooperative programs day evenings. Call Hillel. 665-6947. for further in­ COLOMBIAN STUDENT ASSOCIATION: There in marine biology, psychology and business administration. formation. will be a showcase in the library breezeway featur­ At the Pontificia Universidad Javeriana in Bogota, the representa­ JUDO CLUB: Classes every Tuesday and Thursday ing the works of Gabriel Garcia Marquez, winner of tives discussed the possibility of assisting in the development of an from 7:30 to 9 p.m. in the Lane Recreation Center. the Nobel Prize for literature 1982. There will be Monday undergraduate curriculum in nutrition, an exchange program in archi­ USBG CABINET: Get involved, join a committee, another display with a general view of Colombia. For more information, call Peter Preminger at tecture and engineering, and opportunities for graduates from Javeria­ find out what is going on in USBG. DELTA SIGMA THETA SORORITY: There will na to study in several UM graduate schools. 444-8763. PROGRAM COUNCIL: "From Lincoln to Lenin," be a lecture at 7:30 p.m. in Student Union S226A The travelers concluded their trip with a visit at the ColsubsidiO an artistic tribute to late world leaders, will be pre­ FRIDAY FLICKS: Attention all prisoners! This Children's Clinic, where they met with the vice minister of health to on financial management and stress. The sepeaker sented in the Student Union International Lounge week's Friday Flick is Brubaker, starring Robert is Milton Creigh, director of management relations discuss possible joint efforts between UM and the government's depart­ Redford as a warden who can't take it anymore. It ment of health and education. through Nov. 20. for Southern Bell INTERNATIONAL HOUSE: There are spaces open will be presented at 8 p.m. in the International EATON FOURTH FLOOR: Alan Beshany. host of Applications Available For Pageant in the International House. Applications are avail­ Lounge. WINZ radio's "Moneylme" and vice president of able at the Residence Halls office. For more infor­ RATHSKELLER: Happy Hour from 4:30 to 7 p.m E.F. Hutton in Coral Gables will speak on "The The Miss Broward Scholarship Pageant is accepting applications mation, call Jackie Hazel at 284-2963. featuring 50-cent 16-oz. Stroh's and wine coolers Wall Street Rip-off" at 9 p.m. in Eaton Hall North for this year's pageant. Women from Dade and Broward counties be­ HILLEL: Talmud Study Mondays at 5:15 p.m at D.J.: Honest Tom. Inkenbrandt, a live rock band, at tween the ages of 17 and 26 may apply. Contestants must be single — Lounge Hillel. Taught by Rabbi Mark Kram. 9 p.m. « CIRCLE K INTERNATIONAL: All members must never married Also, each contestant must be a U.S. citizen and must ORGANIZATION OF JAMAICAN UNITY:'Year have a talent to display. LIBRARY: Holiday Bazaar/Craft Sale: items suita­ attend this manditory meeting at 5 p.m. in Student ble for birthday, Hanukkah, Christmas. This is a book pictures will be taken at 4 p.m on the Patio Union 245 Important upcoming events to be dis­ The winner will go to Orlando in June to compete in the Miss Flor­ STUDENT ORIENTATION SERVICES: Sign up ida Pageant. Deadline for complete entries is Dec. 15. For further infor­ benefit for the library From 10 a.m. to 3 p.m in cussed. mation, call Evelyn Torres at 284-3892. the library breezeway now for SOS. Applications for the spring semester BAPTIST CAMPUS MINISTRY: Every Friday are available in the USBG office. Student Union Humphries To Speak On Sex Discrimination night at 7:30 p.m there is live entertainment and S240. Tuesday great fellowship for all — a place for spiritual HONORS STUDENTS ASSOCIATION: Honors Dr. Joan Humphries, a former employee of Miami-Dade Commu­ growth. students can vote for Professor of the Year at RATHSKELLER: Student Film Night at 8:30 p.m. nity College who has brought a sex discrimination lawsuit against the ALPHA LAMBDA DELTA: Initiation ceremony at Ashe 203 until Dec. 1. college, will speak on "Women's Rights" today at noon in Learning Featuring UM's best student films. 4 p.m. in the Flamingo Ballroom. For more infor­ OMEGA PSI PHI: Presenting "A Night To Re­ Center 192 The lecture is sponsored by the psychology department. STUDENT ENTERTAINMENT COMMITTEE: mation, call Patti at 284-2679. member" at 9 p.m. in the Ibis Cafeteria Featuring Humphries worked at Miami-Dade Community College for over 15 Meetings every Tuesday at 5:30 p.m in Student FEDERATION OF CUBAN STUDENTS: Wine a slave auction of both the brothers and lamps years. Her discrimination lawsuit, filed with the Equal Opportunity Union 244. Open to anyone interested in |oming and cheese party at 5 p.m. in Student Union 145. Admission is $3. Commission, is now in federal court. the committee. All members are welcome. We will be taking year­ When she- was working for Miami-Dade, Humphries said, she was CHRISTIAN SCIENCE ORGANIZATION: Join uc paid "about $10,000 less than the man in the next office, and he didn't book pictures before. Be there. for our weekly meeting at 6 p.m. consisting of have a degree in psychology, which I did." INTERNATIONAL HOUSE: International Alumni Weekend readings from the Bible and Science and Health She added that she will be emphasizing in her lecture what Dinner (buffet) at 8 p.m. in the International House with key to the Scriptures by Mary Baker Eddy women can do if they find themselves in a similiar situation. Lounge, Building 42-G. Student donation of $6. HILLEL: Shabbat Morning Services every Saturday Members tell how Christian Science helps in aca­ For more information, call 284-3545 or at 9:30 a.m. Sponsored by Havurah at South Flori­ demic and daily life. Needier To Speak On Mexican Politics 284-3491. da.

Dr. Martin Needier, an expert on Central American politics, will Meet an elite man at party for lecture on "Interpretations of the Mexican Political System" at the Who's Who — Th* Single South Floridian Mal* Center for Advanced International Studies Nov. 23 at 4 p.m. The brief­ Sat , Nov. 20. 1982, 8 p.m. till ? ing will be free and open to the public. Chantel on the Bay, Miami Needier, a professor of political science and sociology at the Uni­ Complimentary cocktails 8-9:30 (xm. Admission: $5 cover charge with copy of versity of New Mexico, headed that university's division of inter-Amer­ book in hand, or buy one at door for $10 ican affairs from 1966 to 1980. He received his doctorate in political Reservations required call 856-5331, 858-6652 uc/o^ science from Harvard in 1960. v The briefing is sponsored by the Center for Advanced Studies, the Institute for Inter-American Studies and the department of politics and FOOD YOU'LL public affairs. For further information, contact Jaime Suchlicki at 284-4303. ENJOY! SOS Applications Now Available -#) Applications for Student Orientation Services (SOS) positions are available in the Breezeway and in the USBG office, Student Union room S240 SOS is a student-run organization whose purpose is to help incom­ ing students adjust to the university For further information, call ITALIAN RESTAURANT 284-6120 3104 CORAL WAY, CORAL GABLES New Course Begins In Human Performance Telephone 448-3121 and 448-9163 Skirting with the spring semester, students will be able to partic­ COMPLETE TAKE-OUT & DELIVERY ipate in Human Performance I and II, a class that was previously open Chicken Scarpata .$6.30 All Complete only to faculty. The two-credit course will be taught in the department Chicken Capri 45.50 Spaghetti dinners of health and physical education, which is part of the School of Educa­ M tion. Shrimp Marlnara .$7.95 under *5 rm,9 ana According to Dr Arlette Cohen, who began the course last year as BSSLH a pilot class for faculty, the class will feature aerobic dancing. Also, ' •__.'___ ^^I's Finest Pizza students will be able to use new exercise machines. Cann^nlVZZZZ::!?:!? M* »»» *n.tch daily. "We will be teaching students how to write up their own fitness program and will be monitoring their heart rate as they progress," she added Festival Organizers Seeking Volunteers November 18 19 20 21 Organizers of Fiesta by the Bay, a festival to be held in Bayfront Park after the King Orange Jamboree Parade Dec. 31, are seeking about 50 volunteers to serve as hosts for this event. Duties of the hosts will include giving directions, helping the bands, concessionaires and police, and. if necessary, helping administer first aid. The event, scheduled to begin at 9 p.m.. will feature live bands, fireworks, food and drinks Anyone interested in being a host should contact Richard Wallet at R the Downtown Development Authority, 579-6675. *-*___.'*<>. ?*. 1 Thurs. 8:00 1 Hurricane Staff Positions Open •*•' W_M , Friday & Safarday 7*30| I Sun. 7:00 ] Applications for Hurricane staff positions will be available start­ Mexican Food v." ing Monday in the newspaper office. Room 221 of the Student Union. Thursday The positions to be filled are: news editor, associate news editor, Tacos BUXMUKRAY assistant neu • editor, opinion editor, assistant opinion editor, entertain­ LF**\ Chile Con Carne I0KX) ment editor, associate entertainment editor, assistant entertainment ed­ you: Tamales Friday itor, sports editor, associate sports editor, assistant sports editor, pho­ X s»_ tography editor, copy editor and cartoonistfs). Saturday Burritos "STRIPES does for the Army All interested parties should fill out an application and schedule an 9:30 appointment with editor-in-chief Howard Burns. Challepas what ANIMAL HOUSE did — LOURDES FERNANDEZ ** for Frat houses. \3_» «•*.• Enchiladas March down to see ir?" Sunday \*im_4 Chile Rellenos " J Vag_f ASSOCIATID PRt Ss 9:00 Also American Closed Mondays Food Multiple Maniacs Focus On Sl C-teeeeee s, en— mmm Tues. — Wed. — Thurs. 11 rmmtmrau-..— cmniCS OOewewefe,,; nn«Ml>LTI»LFM,«««a . America's M tXYO"d trd. enej tm pul I •*•*_*. .reUMi^iiMM All The Enchiladas & **•tr*a ittuncry _e-d

By ODALIS RODRIGUEZ proximately 300 people served — Huirlcune? Staff Writer 100 of which ate at one sitting." If your idea of a real Thanksgiv­ According to Pineda, many, such ing Day meal goes beyond eating a as security and housekeeping em­ Mice of pumpkin pie at Howard ployees on campus duty at the time Johnson's, but you don't have an in­ of the event, have enjoyed the din­ vitation, Uke heart. You'll have ner in the past years. your chance to eat a traditional He also noted that the interna­ meal right here on campus. tional students have especially liked the dinner because for many "it has The eighth annual Thanksgiving been their first opportunity to expe­ dinner, sponsored by the Wesley rience the American tradition." Campus Ministries, the Student Union and Saga Food Services, will To enhance the "at home" atmo­ be held from noon to 2 p.m. on sphere of the meal, several student Thanksgiving Day at the Weslev organizations, including the Under­ Center and will be open to all of the graduate Student Body Government university community, free eil and the Federation of Cuban Stu­ charge. dents, have volunteered their ser­ vices in the past "When I first came to the unner­ sity." recalled Joe Pineda, director Although grace will be said. of the Student Union, "the cafeteria Methodist Minister Phil Sageser used to be open on campus on stressed that the point of the dinner Thanksgiving Day. Even though a is to provide a service to the com­ traditional menu was offered, it just munity and "not to suck people into seemed like another day in the cafe­ different religions." teria." "Here's a meal not for those who Since then, an attempt has been can't afford it, but for those who made to create what Pineda calls a want to share it," Sageser said. "family feel" for those individuals Among the guest carvers are Vice who may have no other opportunity President of Student Affairs Wil­ to take part in the traditional holi­ liam Butler, Presbyterian Minister day meal. Thomas Davis, and Lutheran Minis­ "It's been very well attended." ter Phillip Bigelow Pineda and Sa­ said Pineda. "Last vear. we had ap­ geser will also be there JOSTEN'S Presenting High Bias n and the Ultimate Tape Guarantee. Memorex presents High Bias II. a tape so extraordinary, we're going GQLDRING to (guarantee it forever. Well guarantee life-like sound. SALE Because Permapass," our unique oxide bonding process, locks each oxide particle—each musical detail—onto the tape. So music stays live. 15 off IOKC_OI

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n recent days. The Miami Hurricane has received much criticism from people associated with the Undergraduate I Student Body Government in regards to a column which ap­ peared in the newspaper's Opinion section.

In the Nov. 9 edition, Editor-in-Chief Howard Burns wrote a column in which he endorsed the Performance ticket and its two members for the vacant Student Entertainment Committee seats in last week's USBG elections.

Burns made the point that contributions and credentials to the committee should be the overriding reasons'why candidates should be elected into positions, not loyalties to certain factions that are more cosmetic than realistic in nature.

The responses to this column were sharply critical all for reasons which the Hurricane finds illogical.

Another criticism said that the Hurricane should not be permitted to endorse a ticket or a party, either through the house editorial or through an individual column, because this newspaper is the only one of its kind on the campus.

We believe this stand to be naive and uneducated. When editorializing, it is the job of the Hurricane to inform the stu­ dents and related university communities as to what we honest­ ly believe would be in the best interests of our constituents. DE LOREANS MAGIC ACT The house editorial is just that — the opinion of the house and not that of any one individual or any splinter group of indi­ viduals. Business Schools

The policy of deciding the house editorial as a collective, cohesive unit has only been done as of this semester. Be that as it may, those who have criticized the Hurricane Producing New Breed Of Executive editor-in-chief for making unilateral decisions in the house edi­ torial are making uneducated and slanderous accusations. By MAXWELL GLEN new emphasis in graduate program curricula. Meanwhile, the As far as endorsing a party or selected candidates in the und once-elective courses in "corporate responsibility" are now often form of a column, those who criticized Burns for taking a stand CODY SHEARER requirements. in his column are again showing their ignorance. ' I9t>2 Field Enterprises, lm Overall, numerous business school deans admit, a shift in per­ spective from short- to long-term profit is taking place. A column is the opinion of its author, not the opinion of WASHINGTON — Neither of us ever had the urge to pursue a "In the '60s, it was go, go, buy and sell," recalled John Rosen­ the newspaper as a whole. To tell a columnist, no matter if he master's degree in business administration, but we know plenty of blum, acting dean of the business program at the University of Vir­ or she is the editor-in-chief or a staff columnist, that he or she friends who've done so. ginia. "You're getting a different message in the '80s." cannot take a stand in a column, is to censor that individual. While they could have studied medicine or law with equal de­ Added John C. Burton of Columbia University: "There's a votion, they chose a profession in which no one apologizes for greater emphasis on the need to be patient." This is clearly a violation of the rights provided the press making quick money. Nonetheless, business school graduates are going where the by the First Amendment. It does not seem to us that any mem­ Unfortunately, as America has become desperate for farsight- jobs are. According to an estimate by the Association of M.B.A. Ex­ ber of the student body, especially those involved in USBG, is ed business leadership, we've had little reason to believe that this ecutives, two thirds of all business school graduates enter finance, above the First Amendment. attitude will change much. Though business schools are trying to marketing, accounting or consulting, as opposed to 10 percent who cultivate a new breed of manager, American business is doing rela­ become "general managers." A week after the column appeared, a USBG senator asked tively little to return the favor. Among the more prestigious schools, the distribution is even in a senate meeting why Burns was not there to explain his col­ It's been almost two and a half years since Harvard professors more skewed: Of Harvard's 570 M.B.A. recipients last year, 246 umn to the senate. Robert H. Hayes and William J. Abernathy rattled Corporate found jobs in finance and marketing; only 26 took over production America with the claim in the Harvard Business Review that com­ and service operations. The Hurricane does not seem to know of any by-laws in pany executives — more than labor leaders, environmentalists and any constitution which say that we have to explain any of our government regulators — had "managed our way to economic de­ editorial policies and decisions to anybody in USBG. cline." Some critics said that the Hayes-Abernathy line — that U.S. Here And Now executives had emphasized short-term profits at the expense of If this senator or any others wish to question Burns about longer-term technological investments — was nothing new for "It's the money," moaned Harvard's Robert B. Reich, an in­ the column, they know where the Hurricane office is located. anyone familiar with the decline of American steel and auto­ dustrial expert favored by Democrats. "Until | company] priorities mobiles. change, you're not going to see any change" in placement. Finally, the Hurricane wants to ask the question: Would we But the professors' timing couldn't have been more important Meanwhile, the never-ending flurry of merger activity only have received the aforementioned letters if Burns had come out for graduate programs charged with training the next generation reinforces the notion that businessmen have to be greedy — and and endorsed the opposition Unity party? of Thomas Watsons (IBM) and Roger Smiths (General Motors). In businesses diversified — to star in this country's economy. In 1982, the 1970s, after all, the number of M.B.A. enrollments, applicants the FTC reports, major mergers are up 15 percent over this time We think not. and graduates had more than doubled. An increasing number of last year. young professionals were anxious to become managerial mercenar­ "I'm just furious with Bill Agee," said one business school ies just as Hayes and Abernathy were blaming the nation's troubles dean about the Bendix Corp. chairman, recalling the Detroit firm's on a rampant, shortsighted killer instinct. much-publicized attempt to acquire Martin Marietta Corp. "All he's While Hayes and Abernathy may not be entirely responsible, done is show how much we're cannibalizing ourselves." their concerns have since then permeated most M.B.A. programs, Indeed, in a culture that idolizes the fast-track experiences of from admissions policy to curriculum. an Agee or John DeLorean, even the best business school can do lit­ "It's clear that we have to be a part of the solution," said Ev­ tle to assure penny-wisdom and patience, two qualities which seem STAFF erett T. Keech, a dean at the University of Pennsylvania's Wharton to have served Japan Inc.'s interests quite well. School. Only time will tell whether the.current efforts to breed a bet­ The Miami Hurricane is published semiweekly during lhe regular academic Nowadays, prospective M.B.A. students can't rely on grades ter business executive have engendered philosophies and practices year, and is written and edited by undergraduate students ol the University alone; job experience, liberal arts training and — suprise — per­ which yield long-term results. ol Miami. This publication does not necessarily represent the views and opinions of Ihe University's trustees, faculty, or administration. sonal qualities are increasingly important in the selection process. But a pervasive economic uncertainty among tomorrow's busi­ 1981 by the University ol Miami Once enrolled, they might also discover that worker performance, ness leaders may only dampen their faith in new approaches. Un­ 1982 by the University ot Miami's undergraduate Student Body quality control and production technique, long considered too less the business world dares to experiment, its best and brightest blue-collar for the would-be professional manager, have earned may decide that patience, once a virtue, has no value. HOWARD BURNS ADA M. PALLES Editor-in-Chief Business Manager Standards Of Film Rating System Managing Editor Charles Lavin News Editor George Haj Assistant News Editor Lourdes Fernandez Opinion Editor Martha Martin Out Of Step With Today's Views Entertainment Editor Steve Boyer Assistant Entertainment Editors Cristina Nosti. Marsha de Sytva Sports Editor Jean Claude de la France By CHRIS WUERTHNER cially struck by one scene, the some strange rationale, though, cans have an aversion to sex; Hurricane Columnist Associate Sports Editor Ronnie Ramos sequence in which one of the it doesn't. • they don't want it in the movies, Assistant Sports Editor Holly Beth Byer psychic researchers shreds his or at least where children will Technical Director Charles Lavin It's time for changes in the face with his own hands. It was Let's face it — we all know see it. Violence is okay, but we Technical Assistant Ronnie Ramos movie industry's rating system. extremely graphic and had, in the basic equipment necessary all know that sex is dirty. Copy Editor John Oudens to qualify someone as male or The present rating system of my opinion, no place in a PG Assistant Copy Editor Evelyn Rodriguez film. female. So why does the MPAA On television, however, it's Photography Editor Bill Urquhart the Motion Picture Association rating board act as if the knowl­ another matter. The afternoon Art Department Martica Baghdoian. of America (MPAA) has been in The flip side is found in the edge is a secret? soaps get more and more explic­ Betty Bellman use for many years, with occa­ recent movie The Missionary, it in an attempt to lure more Administrative Assistant to the Editor-in-Chief Jaene Garcia sional changes. PG, for example, which is rated R. The film has In a peculiar fashion, the rat­ viewers to the tube. Which of used to be GP, and thejriple X no violence and .virtually no nu­ ing board does reflect the Amer­ the two forms do you suppose is was added in the late 60s. ican values. In this country we easier for a child to see? Circulation Manager Dave Homan dity. The only reason it received that rating is profanity — par­ glorify violence. It has been a Assistant Circulation Manager David Bova The idea behind the system As for language, why allow was to create a standard for the ticularly one word, which this staple of films since the movie newspaper can only express as industry began. We see it on most four-letter words, but Classified Ads Manager Charles Lavin judgment of films — judgment dump on a film for *'f- - -"? Be­ Production Manager Sharon Hinson which would be indicated by a "f - - -." The R is misleading. television and in theaters. Patrons go in expecting to see cause it describes a sex act and letter code informing the public thus must be given an R? Any Senior Adviaor Sharon Clark nudity and see nothing. They Hard and graphic violence what it might expect from any- child who attends school is Financial Advisor Raymonde Bilger particular film. feel cheated, especially when a does get the R rating, but so do Staff Coordinator Arlene Watts movie company's marketing di­ sexual acts, be they tender or vi­ going to hear it; it's no surprise The idea is a good one, but vision exploits the R, making olent. Somehow, caving in in a movie theater. with time the standards seem to the film something it isn't. someone's head or cutting off The standards for the ratings SALES PERSONNEL: Scon Kaisee* Bcete lever. Rory ,»ull Robin Schwaiij Les Suthei- have changed. Unfortunately, his ears isn't in the same catego­ must be made less discriminato­ the changes have not been for There are other discrepancies. ry as a couple making love. But ry. And they must become more 0FFICE PERSONNEL: SliOeevanda Bfemen Maggeel Oejthesly Kenrwlh PoereafOV Ineyed Wfl- the best. Female full frontal nudity gets the way the MPAA decides its realistic. Movies are changing. leiens an R, but male full frontal nudi­ ratings, the door is slammed on So is the taste of the audience. It Like many, during the sum­ ty will receive an X. Male chau­ sex and certain words. PeMlOfiM BOK .48132 has become more liberal. It's Unevartity of Meame mer I OD'd on films. While vinism aside, the fair thing is to time for the rating system to do Cor_ Gabtma FL 33124 watching Poltergeist I was espe- give male nudity an R. Owing to So the argument goes: Ameri- the same. , 4 l Friday. November 19. 1982 Page Jj THE MIAMI HURRICANE Letters To The Editor Pre-Law Honor Society: Only Padding For Law School To The Editor: ety of backgrounds ranging from the members from over 60 different ma­ make advocated decisions designating making the PLHS little more than at) traditional to mathematics, engineer­ jors. the best representatives of the stu­ institutionalized clique. This letter is in reference to your ing and biology. Since anybody who eventually at­ dents who plan to study law is highly If anyone reading this is wondering front-page article "Pre-Law Honor So­ Recently the University of Miami tends law school was, by definition, a questionable. why I am taking this so seriously, it U ciety Looks Toward Expansion" (Nov. Law School admitted a WPLG (Chan­ pre-law student, the available criteria Additionally, what constitutes "a because I am afraid that an admission* 12). In this article the PLHS is quoted nel 10) executive, and law schools, that can be universally applied to all vested interest in the pursuit of the committee may take this too seriously. as describing itself as "a strictly hon­ now more than ever, are encouraging pre-law students are difficult to define U.S. lega! system"? Is it working in The University of Miami Law School's orary" organization that "honors those applications from broad and ever- at best. low-related fields, learning about the dean of admissions was, according to students who have demonstrated an ranging fields and are widening the The PLHS reconciles this lack of realities of the application of law. your article, recently tapped into this interest in pursuit of legal studies." In scope of adequate preparation for the standards by including in its constitu­ working with law, maligent clients, or organization and presumably knows addition. I assume that there is a mini­ study of law. tion that it seeks to "recognize those learning about legal research? how to weigh membership in this or­ mum cumulative GPA requirement, as The point is that there is no "pre­ undergraduate students who have Or is it just joining the Pre-Legal So­ ganization relative to other activites. it pretends to be an honorary organiza­ law" curriculum per se, and organiza­ demonstrated exceptional aptitudes in ciety, creating an "honorary" society But what about two comparatively tion. . tions catering to people with plans for leadership, character, and contribu­ or merely confessing your plans for even candidates applying to a law The undergraduate preparation for law school have to bear this in mind. tions to the Universily of Miami com­ law school to the right people? school in New York or Washington. the study of law is critically different The Pre-Legal Society, being a munity and have demonstrated a high­ The point is that due to inherent D.C. one with PLHS membership on from that of other postgraduate "service" organization, has to accept ly vested interest in the pursuit of the realities, the undergraduate prepara­ hi. file and the other without? My fear schools or career-oriented majors, as members from all conceivable back­ U.S. legal system." tion for law school is not catholic in is that the air of authority and compe­ evidenced by the statement "The grounds. Beta Alpha Psi, a true repre­ The criteria referring to aptitudes in any way, shape, or form (other than tency usually identified with an honor­ American Association of Law School sentative honorary society, limits its leadership, character, and contribu­ the required LSAT) and as such cannot ary society may. without just cause. proposes no specific curriculum as membership to accounting majors. In tions leave too much room for inter­ be subjected to any organization sway the committee. preparation for law school ... ", pub­ like fashion, the PLHS is theoretically pretation. Demonstrate to whom? The claiming representativeness. Supplementally. I fear that the lished every year in the Bulletin for supposed to draw its membership from faculty advisor? The president of the With a noble purpose at hand, but PLHS will lead to the inflation of law Undergraduate Studies. Today law the best of what in reality is an almost organization? without the ability to implement and school applications, something which schools admit people from a wide vari­ infinite and dynamic pool of potential In short, the capacity of the PLHS to manifest the purpose correctly, popu­ is a considerable problem already. larity and connection become a factor. Minor Sports Coverage Off Track Jorge I.. Guerra

To The Editor newspaper's track record, the cles. | sports section has been saturat- The Hurricane is guilty of Coming Soon I can't believe it. The Hurri- ed with football and baseball ar- downplaying our varsity ath­ cane spoke out in favor of tides. Not including the past letes. "minor sports"(Nov. 9 house ed three issues, 93 percent of the An example of the Hurri itorial). This is an amazing ac sports section has been filled cane's injustice to our varsity Look for complishment. If we look at the with football and baseball arti- athletes is its coverage of the cross-country teams. The teams MOVIE are not "jokes," as the Hurricane refers to them. The women's Premedical Advising team placed third in the South­ in tbe ern Independent Championship nemXt meet and the men placed sixth. The teams had an exceptionally issue Lacks Staff Members good season when we consider that this is only their second of your j To The Editor year in existence, and several of the top runners from last year Having an efficient premedical advisor requires time. I have transferred due to lack of college think it is the duty of the premedical advisor to be up to date on scholarships. The teams have the information regarding professional schools by being in con­ run competitively against fully news- i stant contact with deans and earning their respect. scholarshiped teams and beaten paper. In the past, Mrs. Zelda Lipman, advisor for premedical several of their opponents. studies, has tried her best to ensure that recommedation letters are out on time and continues to do so. But a few students have The' coverage by the staff of found that due to a lack of her time, which is no fault of hers, the Hurricane, on the other critical delays are taking place in their application process. hand, has been horrible. Not one Twice yearly, Mrs. Lipman is responsible for orienting all article has appeared in the incoming preprofessionals and post-baccalaureate. However, the newspaper. I must, however, impossible task that she faces in continuing to advise approxi­ admit that they have been men­ mately 900 preprofessionals throughout the entire year, includ­ tioned in the sports log. ing the summer, is very important for our university. Unfortunately, 90 percent of Another important duty that she fulfills is informing and the time, the information was speaking to high school students about the excellent premedical erroneous. Examples of the in­ program at the University of the Miami. competence of the staff include In the opinion of many preprofessionals, the loss of a secre­ reporting two victories as losses tary and part-time work-study student has already affected the and misinformation as to when services offered by Mrs. Lipman. If this condition continues, it the meets will take place. would only be detrimental to the premedical program and the The athletes have a tough preprofessionals. enough job training and compet­ ing. They don't need to be hu­ Carmen Barres miliated by our own newspaper. President Don't miss it! Alpha Epsilon DelU Barry Kimmel Hofbrau Prerequisite for A CORAL GABLES PU SINCE 1945 Canadian Majors PRESENTS: UNIVERSITY NIGHT Saturday Night 7pm-Cloaing 50* Draft Beer & Wine with I.D. 442-2730 172 GIRALDA • CORAL GABI

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Great Nrtk. \ Y I l%2 __• ______.______,••_. _-* _ _ mmm^a^^SSm^mms ___ ., • Tha Miami Hurricana^ Friday Nov. 19, 1982 Page 6 ertamment It's Creepy Fun Getting Scared To Death There Vickers buries Harry up to his neck in the sand and brings out a TV set connected to a cable. The Movies picture shows Becky also neck deep in the sand with the tide sweeping in on her. Harry watches as Becky slowly drowns and notices that the tide is moving in on Creepshow him as well. Vickers then sets up another camera unit • • i, and goes home to watch the show After Vickers has seen them both drowned, he goes Directed by George Romero down to the water to retrieve the bodies, which are no longer there. And the TV cable looks like something Starring Adrienne Barbeau, Friu Weaver, Hal has chewed through it. Then the fun starts Holbrook, E.G. Marshall, Leslie Neilsen, Stephen King The fourth story, "The Crate," takes place at a small northeastern college. There, a janitor finds an old crate dated 1834, Artie Expedition. He contacts Profes­ The story behind Creepshow dates back to Stephen sor Dexter Stanley (Weaver) and tells him of his find. King's and George Romero's childhoods. Both were in­ Stanley, who is at a faculty party, is more than happy fluenced by a comic book called EC, a periodical collec­ to leave. The gathering is being disrupted by Wilma tion of pictorial horror stones, popular during the early Northrup (Barbeau). a loudmouthed, obnoxious shrew 1950s. The plots were usually quite simple, dealing who is the wife of Stanley's best friend. Henry. with evil and just revenge, and they were graphic EC was so explicit, in fact, that it and other comic books In the basement Stanley and the janitor open the brought on the scrutiny of a congressional committee. crate and Dexter watches in horror as .something in the box pulls the janitor in and makes a meal of him. Later, / C committed suicide before Congress reached a a too-inquisitive student suffers the same fate, and elee.ision. and the horror comic genre fizzled. But King Stanley flees to the home of Northrup. Northrup sees and Romero have wanted to bring back it back in this fiendish crate as an opportunity to rid himself of movie form. Creepshow is their attempt. his wife. Like a comic book, the movie produces both laugh­ ter and fright, but not in completely satisfying The last episode, "They're Creeping Up on You," amounts. It is composed of five vignettes, all t^ies of stars Marshall as Upson Pratt, a millionaire with a kill­ murder and revenge, and all done in a comic book er business instinct and a Howard Hughes phobia of style, with cartoon art blending with live action. bugs. The first episode. "Father's Day." deals with a bi­ Pratt's horror begins when he finds a roach in his zarre celebration held by the Grantham family every germ-proof apartment. Then he finds another. And an­ Adrienne Barbeau Gets The Surprise Of Her Life By A Basement Dwelling year on that day. The Granthams. a comic magazine other . . . Creature version of a William Faulkner clan, are awaiting the The film mixes fright and fun — or rather attempts arrival of the family matriach, Aunt Bedelia (Viveca to do so. The combination is at times uneven, and some l.infors). of the humor and horror falls flat. The "Tide" episode Bedelia is responsible for the gathering: it seems is a throwaway. the worst of the lot. The ending is she killed off her father, and has this meeting every telegraphed long before the climax. j ear as some kind of atonement. "Creeping" is a little better, but its scare is based So Bedelia spends a few hours sitting by her fa­ on the assumption that everyone is afraid of roaches. If ther's grave, spewing her hatred at her dead parent you're not. that vignette will at worst nauseate you. Unfortunately, father dearest decides to rise from the "Father's Day" is more frightening than the rest, grave and get his revenge on the Grantham clan. and has some dandy moments of suspense. The next story, "The Lonely Death of Jody Verill." "The Death Of Jordy Verrill" is intentionally funny concerns itself with the chance finding of a meteorite and it works quite well. Toward the end, it becomes by a country hick named Jody Verrill (King). Verill both frightening and sad. sees this as a chance to make some money by selling "The Crate," however, is the best of the bunch. the rock to a local college. (To the department of mete­ There is terror, suspense and humor, with the writing ors, of course.) of King and the direction of Romero coming together Verill. a simple soul, takes the cooled meteor to his nicely. "house" and starts fantasizing about the cash. But his Creepshow isn't a bad film, it has good moments, fantasy turns to horror when he realizes what the fine acting and good special effects. Romero holds back space rock does to everything it touches. the buckets of gore he usually pours on his films. And The third tale. "Something to Tide You Over," the comic book idea fits well into the story line. deals with adultery, insanity, and video tape recorders. The biggest problem is that some of the writing and It seems that Harry Wentworth (Ted Danson) has com­ directing isn't what one expects of King or Romero mitted adultery with Becky Vickers (Gaylen Ross), It's almost as if this were a private film made to amuse wife of Richard Vickers (Neilsen). a very powerful and and entertain a close circle of friends — a private joke ralher insane TV producer who has an intense fascina­ But Craapthovi) is enjoyable, and a lot better than tion with video recorders. some of the "horror" movies recently released. It has a When Vickers discovers the act. he forces Harry c lass and style of its own. It gets an A for effort and a down to the beach, telling Wentworth that Becky is C plus for execution. down there and something nasty is going to happen to Augh, Don't Bug Me! E. G. Marshall Desperately Tries To Rid Himself Of her - CHRIS WUERTHNER Roaches In Creepshow Fitz^ Film A Crazy,Ingenious Journey

Somewhere faraway in "a coun­ to go to any extent in order to make Fitzcarraldo needs money to com­ what improbable and crazy? Ihis is just an example of a petite try where God did not finish crea­ it come true. plete his opera house Prior plans, Director Werner Herzog does a story, within the film, with a struc­ Movies tion" lives an obsessed human Brian Sweeney Fitzgerald, or such as his idea of building a rail­ beautiful job with the entire movie, ture all its own The small gem being, the sight of which conjurs up Fitzcarraldo, as he is called, loves road across the Andes, and his plan but the cinematography most defi­ shines, but the real sparkle is pro­ Fitzcarraldo the thought that maybe God didn't opera — especially Caruso, and his to make ice. weren't able tn pro­ nitely takes the prize. vided by the complete work finish creating him either. His wiry plan is to make it easier for the peo­ duce the necessary capital Ihis film was no easy task Start­ Herald Movie Critic Bill Cosford's * * * >/j blond hair, bulging blue eyes and ple in his little town of Iquitos So what does crazy Fitz decide to overall messy, disheveled appear­ (somewhere in Peru) to love opera ing it, as a matter of fact, wasn't ei­ review seems to strike a level of Directed by Werner Herzog do? Well, he will move against the ther. universality too, even if it is only ance, lend strength to this argu­ also. His plan is to build an opera good river, haul his ship over land ment house there, and book Caruso to Everyone from Jack Nicholson with Miami audiences But the fact Starring Klaus Kinski and Claudia to the calm side of the rapids, col­ through Jason Robards to Mick Jag­ is that ever since he gave I itzcurrai Cardinale But this human being, creation sing in it. lect the rubber, haul his steamship do four stars, the Grove Cinema has aside, has a dream, and he is willing ger was cast in the lead role, only The only problem, though, is that full of rubber back over to the other they kept quitting at one point or been filled to near capacity during side, and sail down the same river another. nearly every performance it has back to Iquitos The movie took five years to scheduled. Demented? Maybe Ridiculous? complete. The cast, because filming So plan to get there early if you Certainly. But that is Fitzcarraldo, took place near border-war scuffles want to sit through this film with­ and that is the basis of this whole between Ecuador and Peru, had to out severe neck pains. There are film. endure native work-force uprisings subtitles to read The funny thing is that there is and torchings of the film-company A German film, and not average an unusual sort of method to all this camps, complete with jungle Indi­ in length by any means accustomed madness. A trend of sane insanity ans, insects and vegetation. to, this 2 hr. and 45 min. story runs throughout the film. Director Les Blank has created an about the extent of a man's dreams One can choose to believe that entire movie documentary about is something unusual, because it can this movie has some meaning. An the filming of Fitzcarraldo, appro­ probably be accepted on the basis of ingenious script by Alan Greenburg priately titled Burden of Dreams. its artistic value The screen speaks lends realism. Or one can see the Kinski does a marvelous job as a universal languageall its own. whole film as a crazy dream, but the obsessed fanatic, and Cardinale then, aren't dreams always some­ graces the screen with her acting - CRISTINA NOSTI Something For Everyone In Weekend Of Music By STEVEN A. BOYER eras and from R.S.V.P. or A Musicale at Mr. Caulijlow Hurricane t nti'rtulnnicnt tdilur er's. a one act operetta spoofing grand opera and opera singers. This Friday night at 8 p.m., the campus Baptist Stu­ The performances, which are free and open to the dent Center will present two shows by Agape, a band general public, will be at 8 p.m. this Friday and Satur­ made up primarily of UM students from the school of day, Nov. 19 and 20, and at 4 p.m on Sunday. Nov. 21, music. in Brockway Theatre, across from the entrance to the "Hurry, We'll Miss Caruso!' "It won't be your typical gospel music." claims Otto G. Riehter Library. Sheryl Sanchez, one of the band's two vocalists All of the students taking part in the performances "We're more along the lines of a jazz/rock group, with are majoring in either applied voice, music merchandis­ the addition of spiritual lyrics." ing, musical theatre, or music education in the UM Buscaglia Writes Book Of Love Their musical repertoire is versatile, combining School of Music. latin sounds with funk and fusion to produce a very- Also on the program will be excerpts from Nicolai's contemporary sound They will play mostly originals Merry Wives o/ Windsor, Susannah by Carlisle Floyd, Southern California. He teaches a This book is /.ove and Buscaglia written primarily by two or three of the band mem­ Mozart's The Marriage o) Figuro, and Lu Traviata by special class at USC. says it has "over 400 authors." bers, and also a few well known tunes by other gospel Verdi Books "I decided that the students I was The hook is divided into eleven music writers The shows will be staged by Summers and his as­ dealing with were deeply con­ sections and contains an introduc­ Agape, which is Greek for unconditional love, con­ sistant. Christopher Bishop, and will last approximate­ cerned with life, living, sex. tion which is, in fact, an excerpt sists of Ray Sanchez on guitar; his wife, Sheryl, as ly an hour and a half Love growth, responsibility, death, hope from a speech Buscaglia delivered group vocalist; vocalist .Iim Scott; Robert Creus, who Leo Buscaglia and the future." he explains in Texas in 1970 coaches football at a local high .chool. on bass guitar; The band Coconut, a West Palm Beach act who re­ "The only subject which encom­ There is a rich variation of ideas Lester Mendez on piano; Manny Martinez on drums; portedly plays "everything and anything," will be fea­ Fawcett Crest Books $2.95 passed and was at the core of all presented in the 205 pages. All the and Fd Smart on saxophone tured at this week's Student Union Program Council- these concerns and more was love; ideas are understandable thoughts Sheryl, Scott, Mendez. Martinez and Smart are cur­ sponsored Midday Recess this Friday at noon on the so I started a Love Class.' My de­ that can be read easily and should rently students of the UM School of Music. Sanchez, patio. Granted — it's a difficult lubjec! termination to start such a class be stimulating for practically any­ who received his Master's degree here from the School Coconut consists of Parker Bloyer on piano and to deal with. Perspectives, defini­ was met with no resistance as long one. of Musi,-, is the band's leader. synthesizers; Fred Moore on keyboards; drummer tions, songs and opinions concern­ as it was taught free of salary and The book is unique in that it does Agape has played before at the Baptist Student Randy Adams: John Rhea on electric guitar; and Craig ing it come a dime a dozen Yet. one on my own time without load cred­ not lecture or philosophize — it Center, and has also performed on the Student Union Lietzke on bass guitar The band has been together for can't help admiring a person who it simply presents. patio with another Christian gospel group. over two years, and all of the members share in the dares to write an entire book con­ Obviously, any man who decides Many people may turn off auto­ At this Friday's night's performances, they will be vocal duties. cerning it to teach a love class is worthy of at matically and cry,"That junk — joined by three special guests from UM's own Concert The band was signed to play on Wednesday after­ The daring man is Leo Buscaglia least curiousity on the part of you must be kidding." Yet it's al­ Jazz Band They are Stephen Schmidt on trumpet, noon after the originally scheduled act, Inkenbrandt, and the subject is love, also the title others and people certainly were ways interesting to read commen­ Andy Snitzer on saxophone, and Roy Esteven on saxo­ cancelled. Inkenbrandt's drummer was forced to go in of the book One must admit the curious enough to enroll in his tary and one must admit that the phone. early for some major knee surgery, and will be out of title is catchy class. subject dealt with here is interest­ In between sets, the "Not Ready For Lifetime Play­ action for some time The five-member Inkenbrandt. a The book is not a novel, a melo­ The classes are now so popular ing and thought-provoking, to say ers." a comedy team from BSC, will perform skits to contemporary, dance-oriented act from Fort Meyers. dramatic tale of torn romances, or that students have to register the least keep the evening moving ri^lit along. has already released an album, and is getting airplay on of the religious, preachy gendre It's months ahead of time to get in. The Anyway. Buscaglia wrote it and Agape has been playing together for more than over 130 FM radio stations simply a commentary about the results were in fact so successful it's there for anyone who believes seven years In addition to Friday night's shows, their Coconut, not to be outdone, promises a "partying" meaning of the word love. A com­ that Buscaglia has appeared on vari­ they'd enjoy reading it Like the music can be heard on WGLY radio, FM 98.3. performance certain to delight the midday crowd. They mentary, one might add. provided ous PBS specials to tell about his poet Segaki. he believes. "Just be­ have recently released a 45, entitled Outa Confroi. by a very interesting man. classes and has written a book "in cause the message may never be re­ The University of Miami Opera Workshop, under which .Must'cmateers magazine says "blends trendy Buscaglia. a crazy Italian that order to share some of the practical ceived does not mean it is not worth the direction of School of Music Professor Dr Franklin rhythms, clean vocals, and smart lyrics." goes around hugging practically and vital ideas, feelings and obser­ sending." Summers, will be giving three presentations this week­ Coconut also plays a variety of cover tunes, includ­ everyone he meets, is a professor of vations which emerged from the end ing songs by the Beach Boys, the Eagles. Foreigner, the education at the I'niversitv nf group." — CRISTINA NOSTI The program will include scenes from several op­ Rolling Stones, the Reatles and Bob Speer Friday November 19, 1982 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 7 This 'Water' Can Hold Its Own In The Deluge Records

Hall and Oates RCA A lot of people have come to re­ gard Hall and Oates in a slightly jaded point of view. Phrases like "too commercial" or "sold out" often populate a conversation re­ garding, the most successful duo of Atari Was Recruited From England To Liven Up The Miami Nightclub Scene the late '70s and early '80s. Whether Hall and Oates deserve this malignment depends on the in­ 9 dividual critic, but their latest ef­ 'Video Improves Nightlife fort. H20. should quell a lot of those comments. By HOLLY GLEASON twelve-inch single of Glenn Miller's classic In The Mcmeater is already well estab­ lished on the charts, with its heavy Hurricane StaH Writer Mood is backed with Gimme Some Lovin'. once a hit for the Spencer Davis Group. bass line and synthesizers that slith­ er throughout the song Yes. it may Innovations come and go. but one that looks pretty If Glenn Miller and Spencer Davis seem like odd be commercial, but it's also ex­ solid lately is music video. With the success of cable bedfellows, check out the sound on this Nov. 15 re­ tremely credible television's Music Television Network (MTV), many lease Alexis Atari recorded every part of it on either a artists have received additional exposure by putting synthesizer or a rhythm computer for an electronic and The second song on the first side Hall And Oates' New LP Is A Good Change Of Pace their latest songs on the video screen. slightly futuristic appeal. also features heavy bass and syn­ Videos also appear in many night clubs as a source Of course, the sounds of Atari's In The Mood are fa­ thesizers for an unavoidably catchy From Today's Conventional Sound of entertainment, either in lieu of or in between sets of miliar to the members of UM's Dansemble, who ap­ rhythmic base. Top that off with a live band. One club which relies heavily on these vid­ peared in the video which features Atari and Amanda Darryl Hall's taunting, and in some What more can anyone ask'.' nf Dei W/uif ^ uu Want or Suru eos in Miami is Changes, owned and operated by Sol D' Wit. The video was filmed in Miami, and has been places, phased vocals, and Crime Oates' other contribution is the Smile, but it's an extremely solid, Bradman and Harry Coin. receiving a lot of notice in England where the new ro­ Pays could well be an as yet undis­ lengthy At Tension, which seems to commercially accessible package mantic movement is still going strong. covered single be an attempt to parallel love to the It's based on rhythm and blues, yet Both of these gentlemen are dedicated to the new battlefield with the lines: interlaced with the best of today's romantic movement, which originated in England. This "I believe without a doubt that video is now the More directly rock-oriented (as opposed to the funkier feel of the "I'm standing at tension/ III at technology — synthesizers and movement stresses dressing in a high fashion, in almost best artistic medium available to an artist," says Atari. compu-rhythm drums. an art deco manner. The opportunities for him through electronic music and first two cuts) is Art of Heartbreak. ease with you video were the primary reasons that he left Cause and The saxophone that echoes Hall on Oates gives a soulful vocal which One of the reasons that this team So when it came time to open Changes, Bradman the chorus is a perfect counterpoint is aptly contrasted by Hall's melod­ and Coin decided to bring in an entertainer they had Effect, a fairly successful new wave group who was has been so successful is their har­ dedicated to rock and roll's roots. for his voice as well as giving a ic background vocals monies and vocal interplay, which gotten to know in England to this side of the Atlantic. bluesy, smoky aura to the song is as strong here as anywhere Alexis Atari. During the video of In the Mood, a suave Atari A mechanical synthesizer leads One On One is a slower moment into Guessing Gaines, a spirited love Kudos also go to Tom T Bone Wolk Atari took to the area immediately, and says, "The dressed in a tuxedo chases the elusive Misty Mattel. If and Mickey Curry for their relent­ the lead female seems familiar, it's because she's also that's almost like a cross between song that HaU probably sings wilh United States is my adopted home and artistically. I the music of Todd Rundgren and a twinkle in his eyes. If there could less rhythm lection Wolk's bass ia feel much freer here. I especially feel that Miami is appeared in Adam Ant's Prince Charming and Ant exceptionally good, and gives the Music videos, as well as the Visage video. the average fare at your basic Holi­ be a definitive power pop song, this about to explode onto the entertainment scene. I want day Inn Lounge. Hall's easy vocals might be the one, with its infectious music a strung backbone for sup­ to be a part of it." Atari is surrounded by people who understand his aren't entirely convincing, but it's rhythms, smooth time changes and port A part of it is definitely what Atari is becoming concept. The road before him may be long, but he's hard to be wonderful all the time. squeaky-clean sound headed in the right direction, and he's got a good start. In tummation, H20 may not be with a brand new release on Vanguard Records. The A cover of Mike Oldfield's Family Delayed Reaction builds, then the exemplary album of this decade. Man appears here, complete with turns into a fully arranged piece of but it has some definite hot spots echoed vocals and a tangled instru­ rock. But Hall and Oates charge it Being light and fun. it's party music mental track. Gone is the raw ur­ with their incomparable vocal har­ at its finest. It's also a change of TV Highlights gency of the original, leaving a monies. The guitar is more out in pace from the overflow of album maudlin rendition in its place. the front here, but it's still not which make social statements Oates wrote the lyrics and music given the place of prominence it Times are hard indeed, and H20 is a to Italian Girls, which is a cute, al­ usually receives — and that's not, well-crafted escape from the prob­ 18:00 most carefree song. It's kind of like necessarily a drawback. lems at hand Friday 7:30 8:00 8:30 8:30 10:00 10:30 a "eachboys go to the Jersey shore" H20 does not have anything to November 19 MacNeil Week i Wall Street 1. 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8:00 O Movie Lifeboat (1944) Alfred Hitchcick directed this study of turmoil and tension in the confines of a life­ APPOINTMENT SUGGESTED boat holding survivors of a Nazi torpedoing (2 hrs.) Gel th* Looks That Get Tha Looks at

9:00 O Dallas J.R steps up protection on his wells, while Bobby (Patrick Duftyl edges Cliff out of a Canadian oil ven­ - OPEN SUNDAYS c_^___^g OPEN 5 NIGHTS ture. And Donna (Susan Howard) |Oins forces with political leaders to form an alternative energy commission (60 mm.)

10:00 O Falcon Crest Richard (David Selby) schemes to acquire land for his own winery. Lance (Lorenzo Lamas) brings Lori td Falcon Crest Melissa (Anna Alicia) pays a late night visit to her unborn child's real father (60 min.) Command Performance 10:00 O Remington Steele Laura (Stephanie Zimbalist) thinks a best-selling sexy book author murdered her own husband, until she discovers it was the woman's insipid spouse who really wrote the books. (60 min.) 401 Coral Way at LeJeune, Coral Gables Open Days — Sunday thru Saturday Saturday 7:30 8:88 8:38 8:88 ! 8:38 18:88 18:38 Unisex Hairstylists Nights — Mon.-Fri. 'til 9:00 P.M. 44B-7974 November 20 o Sisskiad* National Geographic Movie - The loy Friend o Welk* Walt Disney Movie - Hear No Evil o Stir Trek* Movie - Assassin News 1 At the Movies o Enttrtainm.* Strokes Spoons Movie - American Eraffiti

9:00 O Movie "The Boy Friend' (English; 1971) Director Ken Russell mixes nostalgia with flamboyance in this imagi­ native salute to 1920s musicals. (2 hrs.)

9:00 O Movie "Hear No Evil" (1982) A San Francisco cop (Gil Gerard), deafened by a bomb blast and suspended from the force, resolves to silence his assailants, a motorcycle gang making PCP. (2 hrs.)

9:00 O Movie "American Graffiti (1973) George Lucas directed this acclaimed portrait of teenage mores and atti tudes in 1962 California, starring Richard Dreyfuss, Ronny Howard, Cindy Williams, Mackenzie Phillips, Harrison Ford, Wolfman Jack and Suzanne Somers. (2 hrs )

Sunday 7:38 i 8:88 1 8:38 8:88 | 8:38 18:88 10:30 November 21 NatHeog* i Nature Masterpiece Theatre Eric Sevareid e 60 Minutes* [Bunker |Gloria leffersons One Day Trapper lohn, M.O. o Hardy Boys" Midnight Special At Movies Bowden News | Editor's Desk o Voyagers!* CHiPs Boh Hope ©o1 Ripley's 1 Matt Houston Movie - Escape from Alcatraz (D i Business | Ante listed | Comentan 2 Fsro U

8:00 (D Matt Houston Houston goes undercover as a lifeguard at Malibu to investigate the shark-attack deaths of two female guards (60 mm I

9:00 O Bob Hope Hope celebrates Thanksgiving with songs, sketches — and a tribute to Peter Sellers, director Blake Edwards and their insouciant cartoon cat. the Pink Panther Julie Andrews (Mrs. Blake Edwards) is scheduled to recreate her Victor/Victoria song-and-dance routine with Robert Preston, and Dean Martin, Dudley Moore and Berna- dette Peters will perform "Lets Misbehave " (2 hrs )

9:00 09 Movie "Escape From Alcatraz"' (1979) This suspenseful prison drama stars Clint Eastwood as the only man evesr to break out from "the Rock." His plan requires makeshift tools, raincoats, a dummy fashioned from cardboard and paint, the help of other convicts — and Morns' ability to avoid a sadistic inmate who's out to kill him (2 hrs ,20 mm.)

9:30 O One Day At A Time Ann (Bonnie Franklin) is all for natural childbirth, but Julie's announcement that her baby will be born underwater may be more than Ann can bear First of two parts ,"0 mini

10:00 O Trapper John, M.D. After Trapper is hit by a car on Thanksgiving night, friends recall fond memories of their colleague as he undergoes emergency surgery (60 mm.)

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7:30 9 Entertainment Tonight Jane Pauley. Bryant Gumbel and Willard Scott of th*" "Today" show are inter­ viewed. (30 min.) *

8:00 O Movie Singin in the Ram 11952) Gene Kelly Debbie Reynolds and Donald 0 Connor in a hilarious spoof of Hollywood movie-making in the late 1920s. (2 hrs I

9:00 0 Movie A Day for Thanks on Waltons Mountain 11982) reunites members of the far-flung clan for Thanks- gvmg in 1947 — a troubled time because, as Jason puts it, this whole family is falling apart." (2 hrs )

10:00 O Cagney tk Lacey Samuels' iob is in jeopardy after he locks horns with a deputy inspector over a series of stranglings. (60 min ) Page 8 Friday. November 19, 1982 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Entertainment Slate

Ever wonder how Richaid Gere will star in The Cotton Club, Bond vs. Bond vs. "SUB STOP" those wonderful char­ directed by Bob Evans, producer of Chinatown jedi? Sure looks that Take 1 acters that starred in and Urban Cowboy. The film, based on Harlem's Take 6 way. S-san Connery. the animated movies you saw when you were a famous Cotton Club nightclub, will begin shoot­ the original James Bond (starting 20 years agoln SUBS-DELI-PIZZA kid were created? ing in February. Dr No) has filmed a new movie. Never *y THE BEST TASTING SUBS IN TOWN! On Dec. 9-10, the University of Miami will Natassia Kinski and Dudley Moore are sched­ Never Again, in which he stars once again as host a special exhibit of eel paintings in the Stu­ uled to start working on the remake of the clas­ 007 6745 S.W. 56th STREET (Miller Rd.) dent Union Breezeway from 9 a.m. until 5 p.m. sic Unfaithfully Yours. 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This week's Friday night flick mances all around, especially by is especially timely, for the movie is Redford and by Yaphet Kotto. who Brubaker plays the prisoners' leader. All con­ Watch The Animals And Listen To Jazz While Strolling Through Metrozoo Robert Redford plays the title tribute to a a believable eye-opener role, a newly assigned prison war­ to the horrors of prison life. den who. shocked by the prisoners' Brubaker starts at 8 p.m Friday miserable living conditions and by in the Student Union International Jazoo Offers Music, Animals the thorough corruption of the pris­ Lounge By SANDRA BESSEGATO It is interesting to note that many of the members of these bands have Hurricane Staff Writer graduated from the UM School of Music, and have been part of the Con­ cert Jazz Band at one time or another. Symphonic Music Imagine yourself in an exotic and beautiful garden; a place where al­ "We are all kind of family," said Bell. luring animals are roaming free and you are being entertained by the un­ Jazoo, the appropriate name' given to the event this year, is being dore Newman and Hector Berlioz mistakable sound of jazz. Well, you can find yourself in this special garden sponsored by the Friends of WLRN Public Radio, as a fund raiser for their By STEVEN A. BOYER Magnanini received his perform­ Saturday, Nov. 21, at the Third Annual "Jazz in the Gar .en" taking place publicly owned radio station. Hurricane? Entertainment f.ditor ance diploma from the Conservato- this year at the new Metrozoo in Miami. Success for this yearly event is evident in the increasing attendance i rio "Nicolo Paganini" in Genova, "We try to find a beautiful garden each year and bring to it the live and enthusiasm at Metrozoo, despite the lack of promotion and advertis­ The University of Miami Sym­ Italy From there, he served as prin­ sounds of jazz groups," said Ed Bell, program manager for station WLRN ing, i phony Orchestra, under the musical cipal bassoon player with several and stage producer for "Jazoo," as it is familiarly called. The festivities will feature jazz groups performing in strategic loca­ direction of David E. Becker, will orchestras in Italy; Lima. Peru; and "We are always trying to present different accents in jazz. This gives tions throughout the animal exhibits. Later in the afternoon, the groups give a performance this Sunday. Mexico City. 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By JEAN CLAUDE de la FRANCE North Carolina, a 14-6 victim of Miami in Raleigh Hurricane Spurts Editor last year, is not going to be a pushover The University of Miami will enter the North Caro­ The Wolfpack started off 4-1 this season before los­ lina State game in the Orange Bowl tomorrow with its ing in tough games to North Carolina. Clemson and future squarely in its hands. Maryland. The winner of the showdown between the 5-4 Hur­ ricanes and the 6-4 Wolfpack will get an bowl bid. The "I'm very impressed," Schnellenberger said of the loser can watch on television. Wolfpack. "They are solid, aggressive and have lost some tough games. Their quarterback. Tol Avery, has Word has come down that the Independence Bowl completed 57 per cent of his passes, and their running will extend an invitation to winner of tomorrow's game at times has been excellent " game to take on the Tulsa Golden Hurricanes (9-1) in Shreveport. La.. Dec. 11 Miami is going into the game without a definite starter at quarterback ' * Each team playing in the Independence Bowl will receive an estimated $300,000. The choice will have to be made between freshman Kyle Vanderwende, who completed 16 of 28 passes for Bowls are fun to talk about, especially for fans, but 192 yards in the 18-17 loss to Maryland Nov. 6. and coaches have to worry about winning games. UM senior Mark Richt, who was the starting quarterback Coach Howard Schnellenberger said at his weekly until after the 24-7 loss to Florida State Oct. 30 press conference Tuesday. Richt was suspended for one game for breaking a Invitations cannot be extended or accepted before team dormitory rule. tomorrow at 6 p.m.. according to National Collegiate Athletic Association rules Saturday. Schenellenberger also said freshman Vin­ nie Testaverde will see some playing time Testaverde. I or now. Schnellenberger is more concerned with whom the coaches had hoped to redshirt this season, halting I'M's first two-game losing streak since early was forced to back up Vanderwende in the Marvland in the 1980 season, when the Hurricanes dropped three game. straight. Miami Hurricane/BILL VRQL'H/UtT "I'll have no announcement until the end of the A loss would effectively kill UM's chances to go week." Schnellenberger said. "I'm giving Vander­ Kyle Vanderwende Is Getting More Work Than Other Quarterbacks This Week bowling, thus setting the stage for a must-win game to­ wende more work than the others, but Richt is getting morrow. enough work to play in the game." Halfback Jimmy Austin is questionable for the The loss of Austin, a junior transfer from Nebraska, I feel that our players have come to a dead-serious The decision will rest on "practice, my intuition game with a contusion to the quadricep. Offensive could be damaging. attitude." Schnellenberger said. "They know that for and all the intangible things you try to weigh." the tackles Mark Cooper and John Canei, who suffered knee strains in the Maryland game, have rejoined the "We hoped to get (him) into the game in case (half­ us to finish with a good season it's imperative to win coach said. "I'll also meditate and probably go to back Mark) Rush can't play," Schnellenberger said. on Saturday." church." team. Billy Wrona Golf Team Combines Speed Wins Again

By JEAN CLAUDE de la FRANCE And Instincts Hurricane Sports Editor • The University of Miami women's golf team letd By JEAN CLAUDE de la FRANCE minor leagues and worked with from start to finish in capturing the Pat Bradley Invita­ Hurricane Sports Editor him and his older brother. tional Tournament on Key Biscayne this week. "My father always prepared me for the next league," Wrona For the red-hot Hurricanes, this was their second As Billy Wrona moves on the said. "When I was In junior high consecutive victory and marked the third time in three baseball field, one word comes he would prepare me for high tournaments that they finished among the the top two. to mind: smooth. school and so on." The Hurricanes shot a team total of 911 in four Wrona, the slick-fielding For Wrona, whose father died rounds of golf to hold off Florida International Univer- ! shortstop for the defending Col­ last September, the next league sity five shots back at 916. lege World Series champion is the minors. Meanwhile, he is Miami Hurricanes, combines preparing to help the Hurricanes The Sunblazers and Ohio State overtook Furman on speed, accuracy and coordina­ defend the College World Series the last day of the competition. tion to a science. championship that many didn't Said teammate Doug Shields: expect them to win laat year. Paced by No. 1 seed Penny Hammell, Miami shot a "One thing about Billy — his co­ But Billy Wrona has become last round 303 after shooting a tournament-low 290, ordination is awesome. I've the master of the unexpected at then 313 on the second day to finish ahead of the 15- never met anyone with his in­ Miami. team field. stincts. Billy has got pro ball in­ The very fact that he wears a Hammell took second place with a score of 220 be­ stincts." Miami uniform was unexpected. hind the University of North Carolina's Page Marsh, Shields, the Hurricanes' cen­ Wrona started a successful col­ who fired a 219 ter fielder, has been playing legiate career at Tulsa, but dur­ with Wrona for three years. He ing his freshman year the Gold­ Hammell shot a four-under-par 69 after the first said the moves he sees from the en Hurricanes dropped their pro­ round, but her score ballooned to a 72 after the round shortstop amaze him. gram. two. She had to hold off Furman's Joan Ellis, who "He's so far ahead of every­ "I received full-scholarship emerged the leader after the second round, In a playoff. body that it's incredible," offers from schools like Texas. Both shot a tournament total of 220. Shields said. "Maybe it's the USC. Oklahoma and Oklahoma training that his father gave Sute," he said. Hurricane Donna Cusano finished sixth In the tour­ him " nament with a score of 223 after getting Into a a tie for Wrona's father played in the please tum to page i I/WRONA Billy Wrona's Defensive Skills Are Peerless second place after round one. End Cashes In On His Chances 3rd Run By WFNDI ROSEN me to start against Florida since I was highly recruited Hurricane? Staff Writer by them." That first game Kohlbrand said he felt a lot of pres­ Joe Kohlbrand knows how to take advantage of the sure. Nine games, 59 tackles and five sacks later, he Set For breaks said "it feels like I've been playing for two years." The sophomore defensive end from Merrii Island He was given the opportunity to start at Florida High has had two chances over the past year with the and Houston, and he impressed the coaches enough that Hurricanes footbal team — and he took advantage of he's been starting ever since. "You have the opportuni­ both ty to make the big plays," he said. Nov. 20 Kohlbrand said he has matured considerably. For Kohlbrand, trying hard is easy because he is The turning point came in the spring when Greg from an athletic family. Zappala hurt his calf. "The coaches worked with me During the off-season he enjoys water skiing, rac­ more," Kholbrand said. "|Strength| Coach Ray Ganong quetball, tennis and other sports. Athletes are not By MANNY FERNANDEZ really helped me a lot with my strength." he added. scarce in his family. His older brother plays college Hurricane StaH Writer Kohlbrand raised quite a few eyebrows during football: his younger sister. Liz, plays softball and runs spring practice, and earned the Walt Kichefski Most track; his mother played basketball and swam; his fa­ The third annual Turkey Trot Improved and Dedicated Player. He won. despite ther was a high school quarterback. will be held tomorrow throughout strong challenges from the likes of Fred Robinson and He is not willing to rest on those laurels, however; Coral Gables. Keith Griffin, who both had impressive springs. all he asks is that coaches practice what they preach. Runners for the 6.2-mile (or 10- His second big break came when senior starting de­ He said defensive coordinator Tom Olivadotti al­ kilometer) race will line up at the fensive end Isaiah West went down with an ankle inju­ ways says there are no favorites "The best 11 will intramural field at 8 o'clock. ry two weeks before the season started. play." "When I was told I was going to start against Flori­ "If they |the coaches| didn't think I could play good Since its inception in 1980. the da I was kind of nervous, but I was happy for me and enough they wouldn't put me in there " event has grown larger and larger, my parents," Kholbrand said. "My dad really wanted Even though he came out of high shool on a highly with 700 entrants expected this successful team. Kohlbrand said the adjustment from year high school to college was no easy task "I wasn't ma­ ture enough, physically or mentally," he admitted The course starts at the Intramu­ He was the starter on the team that won the Florida ral field, winds through the sur­ State Championship during his junior year and then rounding Coral Gables area and earned All-Space Coast and All-Sun Coast awards his ends up at the starting point senior year. He also earned Lineman of the Year as the team's captain. UM President Edward T. Foote II As a freshman, he found himself playing on the spe­ will be the starter for the event, cialty teams of kickoff. punt and punt return squads. sponsored by Miller Lite Beer. He saw actions in the East Carolina and Vanderbilt games when Coach Schnellenberger wanted to take a Campus Sports and Recreation look at a lot of the young Hurricanes director of men's intramurals. Bob The 6-4, 225 pounder ended his freshman campaign Wiener, said that "the serious run­ with four unassisted tackles and one sack. ners will be leading the pack but From this baptism of fire and his high school expe­ there are a lot of people out to have rience Kohlbrand has learned the meaning of winning. a good time and get a free T-shirt." He said the Hurricanes have the caliber of a champion­ ship team. The Coral Gables police will be. "Even though we haven't had such a great season. I providing traffic control to prevent; still believe that under the guidance of Coach Schnel­ any injuries to the runners. There lenberger, we can become national champions in the will be music and refreshments on near future." Miami Hurricane/BILL URQHUHART the field after the event. Kohlbrand. who's started every game this year Reports had it that UM Quarterback Coach Earl Mor­ with the exception of the Florida State game when he Race director Wiener said he ex­ was hurt, figures to be a big part of that future rall would return to his alma mater Michigan State to pects a good time to be had by all. He's been sharing time with West at the defensive take the vacated coaching Job. Morrall said he was Those interested in participaing end poaition. but next year it will he his for the taking neither contacted nor interested. in the race can still register right up Given his track record. Kohlbrand will capitalize and until Saturday morning. Joe Kohlbrand make the most of it < •» Friday, November 19, 1982 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Pagt 11 NFL Roundup A checfemarfc (**" ) appears before the predicted winner

IALTIMORE AT " N.Y. JETS Baltimore coach Prank Kuah said It himsel when he said that the hapless Colta (0-2) were going to neod at least 1( veeks to recover from the NFL strike. The Jets (1-1) are a veteran ball club. They will celebrate the re urn of pro-football by diving a sound drubbing to Baltimore at home *** MIAMI AT BUFFALO There once was a time when Don Shula's Dolphins would t>eat up oi Juffalo no matter how good the Bills were. Those days may be gone, but this a classic case of where Shula': raining and personality will come into play. His players knew that they ha< »etter remain in relatively good shape in case the season reopened and thei liscipline will show. Look for the Dolphins to improve their record to (3-0) and for thi >ut-of-shape Bills (2-0) to suffer their first loss of the CINCINNATI AT *•** PHILADELPHIA This one is a tough one to call, but the Eagles (l-l) are traditionally t jood team against AFC opponents. They will rise to the occasion and defea he defending AFC Champion Bengals (1 -1) at Veterans Stadium. L.A. RAMS AT »•» ATLANTA This is one game where either team can get hot in a hurry. The Rami 0-2), with the best quarterback tandem in pro-football, will be outmatched lowever, by Atlanta's of fensive weapons. At one point the Rams had the best personnel in the league — nol inymore. William Andrews will run the ball all over them. CHICAGO AT eV DETROIT The Lions axe always tough at home and the Bears are still in search of I Iuarterback. It has long been established that teams do not win in the NFI evithout a quarterback. The word out of the Silverdome is that Billy Sims is in good enoug) hape to run over a tough but inconsistent Chicago defense. TAMPA BAY AT *" DALLAS When the Cowboys (1-1) lost their season opener to Pittsburgh ear lie; n the year it marked only the first time, since 1979 that anybody had gottei he best of Dallas at Texas Stadium. The Buccaneers do not have the team to do it. They may score a lo >f points against a Dallas defense which does not have the time re-aquaint i Wrona IHas Awesome Defensive Instincts elf with their complex coverages. Tony Dorsett, Danny White, Butch John on and Co. will be just too much for Tampa Bay. WRONA/From page 10 headed south to fill what the es." he said. "The catcher calls a pull it. So I take a couple of press was calling some big certain pitch, and if it's a fast­ SAN DIEGO AT f L.A. RAIDERS steps either way to compensate Then, in the dead of the night, shoes: those of departed All- ball, the average hitter will hit it for that." The Raiders, after a 2-0 start, will be looking to up their record at th< American Ross Jones. straight. If it's a curve ball, he'll ixpenae of the high-flying Chargers. the telephone rang. Raider running back Marcus Allen may not be in the best form o: "I received a call from Coach Wrona said he never felt ^ne lis life, but he will be good enough to slice to San Diego's swiss cheese de Ron Fraser at around one pressure. ense. The Chargers on the other hand may have some problems as offense: o'clock one night and he said he "Jones was named All-Ameri­ ake a longer time to jell defenses. was calling from Miami," can because of his bat," he said. Besides, this one will be on Monday night, and as everybodj Wrona explained. "I said, "The year he was selected All- cnows, if football games were played on Monday nights only, the Raider: 'Miami who?' American he had 32 errors. I've would be Super Bowl champs every year. "All I knew about Miami was had 32 errors in two years. that it was always ranked "Comparing him to me NEW ENGLAND AT f CLEVELAND around number one and they al­ doesn't make too much sense be­ The Browns are trying hard to show that being the AFC Central cham ways were there in the World cause he and I add to different lions of two years ago was no fluke and the Patriots are just what the doc Series and I was very im­ elements to a ball club," he said. or ordered. pressed." Whereas Jones is an offensive Look for Brian Sipe to evade prize rookie Kenneth Sims and riddU Fraser and associate coach specialist, Wrona, at 5-8 and 165 he secondary for a lot of points. Skip Bertman went up to see pounds, is a defensive whiz who Wrona play, They were im- guns down would-be base run­ WASHINGTON AT *-* N.Y. GIANTS pressed, too. ners with a delivery that would Go with the home team on this one. The Giants have developed a repu The prospect of playing for not be any more accurate were ation for tough defense with a corps of linebackers that are the league' Miami was attractive. he to hand-carry the ball to first >est enforcers. Joe Theismann has gotten the Redskins off to their best star "I knew that I would have the base. n two years (2-0), but New York will end that streak very quickly. chance to play ball year-round Wrona has the uncanny abili­ for three full years," Wrona ty to shoot in and close gaps that *•*' SAN FRANCISCO AT ST. LOUIS said. "Also, the scouts were al­ opposing batters thought they The defending Super Bowl champions will still be looking for their firs ways here." had open. vin of the season when they meet the Cardinals. They will get it. So Wrona packed his bag and "I try to play the percentag­ No doubts last year was a fluke for the Forty Niners but in St .ouis. they will encounter another pretender that has been hot and cold .ive the nod here goes to Bill Walsh's team.

f MINNESOTA AT GREEN BAY The Pack (2-0) may be back but unfortunately so is pro football. The Vi tings (1-1) can't afford to lose too many games and they should take thi: me. Before that, though, they'll have to stop the best pair of receivers in tht eague in James Lofton and John Jefferson.

* PITTSBURGH AT HOUSTON What do you say about a team that has gone from one of the best team: n the league to one of the worst? Clearly, the Oilers and the Steelers are two teams going in differ nt directions. Terry Bradshaw, Lynn Swann and John Stallworth shouk lave no problem. This one is not going to be even close. SEATTLE AT ^ DENVER The Seahawks are young team with a lot of potential. Unfortunately hey can't grow fast enough to overcome the Broncos at Mile High Stadium. LAnd •v KANSAS CITY AT NEW ORLEANS this will If there is one thing that the strike won't hurt, its the Kansas Cit) Chiefs' offense: they never had any. Defensively, they are so solid that tht open a lot ayoff won't matter. ofhearts. Look for the Chiefs to take a close (less than a touchdown) wit 'Whrthef it's it. your yearbook iver the Saints. vow parent', homt or your t»5t ***no _ waH** vou. semy portrait * a las 'mg rwnory — JEAN CLAUDE de la FRANCI

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Bumper Stickers Available FREE At All Participating McDonald's. No Purchase Necessary! Page 12 Friday, November 19, 1982 THt MIAMI MURRICANt Sports On The Air Hurricane Spoits Log «• 7. South Carolina 940 Women's Basketball 8. North Carolina 946 Television 9. FAU 947 The University of Miami Worn- 10. Alabama 960 era's basketball team beat a team nf 11 Duke 960 Saturday Miami Media celebrities, 77-61, Tuesday night. Top Ten Individuals 12:30 p.m. O College Football CSS broadcasts a slate of regional The Lady Hurricanes led by 23 games (live). points at half time. Senior Dana 1. P. Marsh. UNC 219 3:30 p.m. © College Football ABC broadcasts a slate of r»gioo_l games Hunter was the leading scorer in 2. P. Hammel, UM 220 llivel. the game with 14 points, center 3. J. Ellis, FU 220 4:00 p.m O CBS Sports Today Live bro_dcast of the 10-round light Donna Mapp followed closely be­ 4. M. Zimmerman. FIU 221 weight bout between Hector Camarho and Greg Coverson (livel hind with a total of 13 points for 5. K Kratzert. OSU 222 the game. Gwenn Harris scored 12 6. D. Cusano, UM 223 points. Junior Loretta Harvey and 7. D. Moss, FSu 225 Sunday freshman Kris Lichtenwalner each ^PS 8. S.Stacy. OSU 226 scored 10 points against the media. _____.. _ 1 Brown. FAU 226 10. J. Rikard, SC 228 Noon QD The Howard Schnellenberger Show Featuring highlights of "This is the first scrimmage we've played in this year in which Saturday s Miami Hurricanes vs North Carolina State WolfPack game in we've shot the ball really well. We the Orange Bowl (live). need this kind of effort in tonight's season opener," Coach Lin Dunn said after the scrimmage. The basketball team will open Monday the regular season tonight at home at 7:30 p.m. against Florida Memo­ 9:00 p.m. © NFL Football San Oego Chargers at Los Angeles Raiders rial College. (live). Radio Saturday Baseball 1:40 p.m. WVUM (90 5) Hurricane Huddle Pre game show (live) 2:00 p.m. WVUM (90 5) University of Miami vs. North Carolina The baseball team played Fort State Live play-by-play broadcast from the Orange Bowl with WVUM Lauderdale College this past Tues­ sportscaster Bill Cascioli day night (bt Mark Light Field. Qatcher Rob Walker had a pair of RBIs to lead the Hurricanes to a 7-4 Sunday victory. This brings the Hurricanes' fall rpcord to 22-5-1.

9:45 p.m. WVUM (90 5) Weekend Sports Recap A recap of the

weekend in pro and colleqe sports (live) Miami Hurricane/Till.I. I'RQUHART Freshman Vinnie Testaverde May See Some Action Monday Saturday Campus Sports 7:00 p.m. WVUM (90 5) Hurricane Huddle Talk show featuring head FootbaU Women's Golf football coach Howard Schnellenberger (live). The intramural volleyball cham­ pionship playoffs got underway last Earlier in the week one of the ru­ The following are the team and week. In the men's closed division mors out of Lansing. Michigan was individual results from the Pat 6-2 Slam will have to play Malay­ that Earl Morrall was the likely Bradley Invitational Tournament: sian V.A. for the championship title candidate to replace fired football In the men's open division the Non, coach Muddy Waters Top Ten Teams beat F.E.C. for the division title; the Nors will now go on to play the 1. Miami 911 winner of the closed division for the Morrall, who graduated from 2. FIU 916 eVIiami HumcaneMARTIN APPI.EBAUM university championship. In the MSU, is currently UM's quarter­ 3. OSU 921 Co-Rec Division Furpur will chal­ backs coach. He dispelled the ru­ 4. Furman 928 Juli Pier Tries To Box lenge the Purple Threads for the di­ mors when he said he was neither 5. FSU 931 Out Her Opponent vision championship title. contacted nor interested in the job. 6. South Florida 933 Classifie^M H^ BB Bl ABB HB d__\ Advertisin______W_ SM __• 'h„ Miami Humeri.g ANNOUNCEMENTS HELP WANTED TYPING PERSONALS PERSONALS PERSONALS

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