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Bob Hope To Arrive Saturday
By Scott Paltelky News Editor
On Saturday Grand Valley State College will be hosting the undisputed, "Entertainer of the Century," Bob Hope. Hope will be performing with Debby Whorley, his warm-up act for the past 15 years, as part of the 1987 Family Day festivities. According to Bob Stoll, Director of Student Activities at GVSC, Hope was invited to perform for Family Day and to raise money for the scholarship fund at Duane Gish promoted the creationist view at this year's debate. Photo/Todd Saylor GVSC. He added that there are still good
Hope said that his stage performances are nothing like his television specials. "You Evolution-Creationism have more latitude on stage. On television Bob Hope mixes local and national issues you have a monologue you have to do. On to create another of his ever-changing shows. Debate Draws 850 people stage you have more time, and more Creation Research. Dr. Gish was given freedom to do what you want," said Hope. By Patty Leathern one hour to present his ideas on the theory To put together his stage performances Staff Writer of creation. Hope asks his hosts to supply him with Dr. Gish was followed by Dr. Donald J. information about current events, and local On Tuesday, September 22, a dabate, Weinshank, Ph.D., a professor of attractions. ‘From these he develops his Creation vs. Evolution, was held in the show mixing comments about both national Computer Science and Natural Scienceund Louis Armstrong Theatre. The question Michigan University. Dr. and local issues, to make the performance State debated: Does the scientific evidence support Weinshank was given the same allotment more personal for the audience. the theory of evolution or the theory of of time as Dr. Gish to present his ideas on Hope says that the most emotional part of special creation as an answer to the the theory of evolution. career has been his overseas tours for development of life? After a ten minute intermission, the GIs, which he started in 1942 at March The theatre was soon filled and the rest in debate was continued. Each debater was JField. Hope has entertained GIs in bases attendence were escorted to the Kirkof given fifteen minute for a rubuttal, and and hospitals in the United States, the North Center, where the debate wa/then televised. Atlantic, Caribbean, Europe and the Middle then each was given five minutes for their The overflow area was filled as quickly as final rebuttal. The debaters then answered East to name a few places. He began his the theatre, and some were forced to stand. Christmas shows in 1948, and although his questions from the audience. The audience was varied consisting of small Both men presented clear, concise 1972 performance was considered his last, in children, students, and even the elderly. evidence to support thier beliefs. All in 1983 Hope took a mini-troupe to entertain The first to begin the debate was Dr. Duane all, it was a very interesting and thought military personnel serving in or near Beirut T. Gish, Ph.D., from the institute for provoking evening. Hope, an avid golfer, said the one thing he has yet to do that he would like to is, "to break par." Enright Becomes Second Hope would like everyone at GV/SC to come out to his performance, which should run about two hours. Tickets can be Woman Executive Officer purchased at the Student Activities Box Debby Whorley presents a musical salute as Office located in the Kirkhof Center. "We By Kathleen Marron p a rt o f Hopes warm-up a ct ------wiU have an awful lot-of-feftr I have a-let------Editor-In-Chief------to tell them [the audience]," said Hope.
Ms. Jean Enright set a precedent at Grand Valley State Augusi TTihrwhen she assumed the Executive Assistant's position. Enright is University Bill in Senate only the second woman executive officer in the 27 years of the college's history. university status. This is a move She replaces Art Hills who is retiring in By Scott Paltelky throughout educatiuon that is consistant December after 24 years with GVS. News Editor with the size of the GVSC program. Enright brings with her 26 years of Sederberg flatly stated the at the college experience in the education field. Enright A bill presently in the Michigan State will not receive any more money in administered the Adult Community Education Senate that would give Gand Valley State appropriations. In fact the college is and Shared Time Programs as Associate College, Saginaw Valley State College, loosing $505,00 in state money due to Superintendent for the Grand Rapids School Ferris State College, and Lake Superior budget cuts on the state level ordered by System from 1981 to 1987. State College university status is Governor James Blanchard. With the opening of the Grand Rapids Jean Enright, Grand Valley State's Executive Assistant expected to pass out of the Senate before The biggest hurdle for the bill is the Center, Enright anticipates her extensive Photo!Kathleen Marron Christmas, however, the bill's fate after Governor. "I just don't know what his background in community affairs will prove that is in question. feelings on the bill are. Right now he is valuable. "The position of Executive stands in at formal functions and acts as According to William Sederberg, more concerned with defining the role and Assistant is tailored to one's strengths," she "another set of eyes and ears" for the busy Michigan State Senator the bill would mission of the colleges." said Sederberg. explained. She is working with President President Enright is looking forward to give GVSC and the other colleges listed- When asked what his views on the bill are, Lubbers, developing goals and projects that "becoming part of Grand Valley State and the Governor had no comment will be revealed at a later date. The Executive Assistant occasionally contributing to the community." Page 2 The Lanthorn September 30,1987 News Capsule
LOCAL State RATIONAL INTERNATIONAL Wyoming Dispatch Fee: The Henery Ford Dead: Henery Cheerios Recalled: The Embassy On Hold: Plans to Wyoming City Council will seek a Ford II died Tuesday at the age of 70. consumer product safety commission iremodel the United States Embassy in five-year-contract and increased user fees Ford took over the helm of the family issued a warning in Washington last* Moscow have been put on hold for a t . 'from nearby municipalities using auto company in 1945 at the urging of week that the "powerballs" found in least one year. Top State Department ! Wyoming's new computerized police and President Franklin Roosevelt and over 37 boxes of Cheerios brand cereal, should be and CIA officials agreed to the plan in emergency dispatch system. years restored the company to kept away from 'small children, who Washington last week. profitability. might choke or juvpllow them . General Grarndville Board Member Mills, makers of Cheerios voluntarily Gorbachev Appears: Soviet Resigns: The GrandvillSchool Board Youth Corps jobs up: T he stopped shipment of the 15 and 20 oz. Idader Mikhail Gorbachev greeted a , Hast Week accepted .-the resignationof the Michigan Youth Corps announced this boxes with the balls inside. French delegation at the Kremlin Rev. Ralph Carey from the board of week that it provided 22,369 a. . vu Tuseday. This was his first public 'Education. minimun-wage jobs to youths age 18-21. Biden . Quits: United States appearance in seven weeks, and rumor? Kent County had had 565 participants Senator Joe Biden dropped out of the of his ill health before this were thought Grandville Celebration: The this year. Democratic Presidential race this week to be true. city of Grandville observed Michigan's » after reports of him plagerizing college sesquJcentennial last weekend. papers. B-1B Crashes: Three crewmen para huted to safety, but three others were killed when their B-1B bomber, the nations newest strategic bomber crashed and burned after birds got stuck in the planes engines. Dan Rowan Dead: Pioneering comedian Dan Rowan, who set the standard for television variety-comedy showes died last week a n h e age of 65.* Rowan is best known as the co-star of the 1968-73 series Rowan and Marlin's Laugh-In. ?— ------t -----
blue avenue I ■i ■ *1 '■ - - "The Lanthom September 30,1987 Page 3 Bob Evans Comes Down p am ily D ay is Full to Grand Valley State Center is Open Fbr All College of Activities request application. 7 B j Laural Harms There me 67 paid tatora on the ARC By Amy Lots By Scott Paltelky Staff W riter staff. To become a tutor, the individual Staff W rite r News Editor Academic Resource Center(ARC) must be recommended by at least two tutoring programs are fine of charge to faculty staff members, tested in his or Grand Valley State College's four new any Grand Valley State College student her academic discipline, interviewed and "If someone gives, you a million living centers will be dedicated on Tutors for almost any subject can be reviewed at a mock tutorial. dollars, don't put it in the restaurant Saturday, Oct. 3 at 11:30 a.m. in found within the program. However, if Prior to ARC, Developmental Skills business, put it in a bond and go Institute (DSI) was the source for fishing." This was just one piece of a tutor is not readily availiable, one can Robinson Field as part of Family Day. be located within general tutoring campus residents seeking academic advice Bob Evans of Bob Evans Farms helpJn 1982 ARC war founded. The Inc. gave to a group of chuckling Die dedication will also honor the four (anything other than English, math or friends of GVSC for whom the center are reading is considered general). program is now run by Mary Seeger. Hospitality and Tourism Management majors at tl ______named, Ioie Hoober, Paul Johnson, ARC is located in the lower level of Department heads are Walter Foote informal talk^^^HES^m Arnold Ott and Ella Weed. the student commons building. Tutorial (English), Mary Ellen Riven (math) and session last Friday Another event of this year's Family sessions*are held," On a casual basis," John Mikal (general). in Mackinac Hall. Day will be the unveiling of the Laker According to Deb Stowell, English Students identifying with each other Evans was ini Statue outside the Field House. tutor. -v is a large part of the tutoring program Grand Rapids| As always, the annual Deli buffet lunch Office hours on weekdays are eight within ARC. Thursday at a< will be held in Parking Lot B. All a.m. to nine p.m., and posted on the "We want people to feel comfortable honoring Dr. door are hours of walk-in appointments. about asking iis for help," Says students with a valid Food Service plan George Wolfe, I Weekend tutoring is availiable only Christine Stephens, tutor: "Sometimes I may use their I.D. to get in to the buffet. director of the| on a pre-arranged basis. To be tutored on bring my own papers to a tutorial for The close of this year's Family Day Hospitality a weekend, the individual must," Arrange opinions. We all leam from each other." will be the presentation of "one of the "Tutoring is coming to peers for Tourism ______world's most widely known and admired to meet on campus, but it's up to the Management department Wolfe worked” tutor," informs Kristie Allen, tutor. help. Learning together is the main idei" adds Cathy Temple. for bob Evans Farms for ten years and celebrities", Bob Hope. Hope will be Any one interested in academic performing at 8:00p.m. in the Field tutoring help must fill out a tutoring arrange^the stop at GVSC. Evans started the sausage business in House Main Arena. Proceeds from the Ohio when he could't find a good sausage show will ,go to into the college to serve at His truck stop after Work! War scholarship fund. Good seats are still A New Vice President II. He purchased what is now the Bob available and may be purchased at the Evans Farm in the early 1950's with an Student Activities Box Office, located in -Takes-Office— — "on the farm" type of image and still Kirkhof Center. operates the farm as an enterprise. By Scott Paltelky reporter, editor, news manager, and acting News Editor news director. In 1962 he saw the need to build a Along with keeping the community and restaurant to feed many Hungary visitors. One of Grand Valley State College's college in touch, McLogan will be That one restaurant has grown into 175 Nursing Boards own has come back. Matthew McLogan, in 12 states with 28 to 30 new overseeing the college's _ radio and A n xiety: former journalism instructor at establishments being planned for the GVSGhas been appointed Vice President television stations. coming year. Why Suffer? Don't! And with Kaplans for College Relations. McLogan said his job is more than Evans shared many of his philosphies, Public Relations. "It is important this one of them being, "quality has to be a NCLEX prep you won't. Only The appointment was announced earlier Kaplan offers both small this week by Arend D. Lubbers, office support the other functions of the religion or just get out of the restaurant classes led by expert nurses r q and a Test-N-1ape' series for President of GVSC. college. The best way to do this is to business." Cleanliness and service are a McLogan'* job has been vacant since make sure that the importance of GVSC extra review All books are pro must with him but food quality is the vided, and 120 study centers to Grand Rapids and Western Michigan is 1981. He feels he is to, "do the best job top priority. are open to you. Tuition's only I can to help support the academic and well understood. Grand Valley plays an The GVSC students at the rap session $195 and comes with a money- community mission of GVSC by were told to definately get practical back guarantee* Call! working with Alumni, government important role in the Grand Rapids 'First-time test-lakers fromaccredited nursi economy, along with the educational experience to coinside with their schools who (ait to pass the N C tiX con officials, and community leaders to make education and "there are still get a refund of take our doss again—tree! sure that they know everything they need opportunities and the quality of life in opportunities for those who want to run to know about Grand Valley. this area." a restaurant" McLogan comes to Grand Valley from Evans has retired, but is still active in STMUIY H. KAflAN EDUCATMNA1 Cntm HD. the Michigan Public Service community work and spends his time 957-9701 2627 East BelUine Commission, where he served for six hunting, fishing and "down on the farm," S.E. Grand Rapid^Mi 49506 years. Prior to this he worked at WOTV-8 in Grand Rapids serving as
Grand Valley Cherry Street Plasma Center FELLOWSHIP BIBLE CHAPEL Welcomes 1973 South Division Ave. 10 a.m. Adult Bible Study, ( comer of Burton & Division) Sunday School for Children. High Schoolers 241-6335 11a.m. Music and Message. By Scott Paltelky Meeting in Zinger School on the corner oi Kinney and Leonard in News Editor Hours for donations: Standale. About 200 High School students and PHONE 895-5115 parents attended Student Visitation day Mon,Tues,Thurs,Fri______for a ride. Friday. 6:30am - 4:00pm pnmrmrm rnm tnfrm m According to officials in the Allendale Women's Admissions Office this year they are Closed Wednesdays Christian Temperance offering three visitation days, one in Help others & receive a $ 5.00 bonus with Union asks ... Sept,-Nov. and in the Spring. In past your firstPlasma Donation, plusthis Coupon. "DID YOUKNOW?" year only two have been offered, one in $ 7 for first visit during the week the Fall and one irifthe Spring. $ 15.00 for second visit during the week There are 37 countries on this The Admissions office feels it is EARN EXTRA INCOME WEEKLY BY DONATING PLASMA1 planet that have already banned; important for high school students to the advertising of cigarettes. They; come to Campus sp they can see for Identify yourself as a G.V.S.C Student and all report about the same thing.; themselves what the college has and to we'll make an appointment for your first visit. ; You do not alter much the incident talk to current students and faculity. of smoking in adults; with them * The next student visitation day will be you're dealing with hard core, Nov. 10, the Admissions office asks all A Little Humor: " •nicotine addicts. But fewer young students on that day to help out by •people start to smoke.; showing any lost high school students Retirement at 65 is rediculous. WhenJLwasj65,lstill had pimples. -sponsored by, VERNONS- were to go, and by showing them why -George Bums HARDWARE. 4 Grand Valley is a fine college. uuum ium m um ut OPINION POLL
Why did you pick Grand Valley State College?
The Red menance It all started Wednesday morning when I went to pick up my payroll check at the The title of this column may seem cashier’s window at Lake Michigan Hall. deceptive at first glance. Of course. I'm I was told that I needed an 1-9 form. The not talking about the spread of question that popped in my mind was, communism throughout tlrefree world. "What Jhe heck is an 1-9 form?" Until I'm talking about something worse, Wednesday I had never heard of an 1-9 bureaucratic red tape. See World page 16
Jeff Elliot Lynda Lawicki Shawn Bales EDITORIAL: Senior Sophom ore Senior Advertising > Communications Nursing Parking: Lots It used to be a real small There were a lot of It was the only Physical school, and I was reasons, the main one Therapy school that was of Trouble impressed by the was it was is a small far enough from my academic standing it had. campus and you arejiot -...home that J could live, By Kathleen M arron made to feel like you are away from home. Editor-in-Chief
There was a littleyellow strip, a little in any of the lots, roughly 11 a.m. to 2 sign five feet off in the grass that says, p.m.,can be a challenge. "No Parking between 3 a.m. and 7 a.m." Perhaps they can make the potholes and ten cars parked on the side of Lot G into a lower level. with little tickets on their hoods. The parking problem may or may not And not a parking spot to be found. let up after the opening of the Grand At peak parking time, with three Rapids Center, and perhaps this is what minutes to get to class, most people aren't the administration is counting on. going to take the time to look in another Ironically the parking situation here is lot Cars are usually ticketed when they are beginning to rival downtown's notority. not parked in clearly marked parking Plans are being made for a Life Patrick Walash Mary Donovan Melanie Parker spaces, but what if there are none? Lot G Sciences building and an addition to the Freshman Junior Freshmen spacing was probably created when cars library, but there have been no rumors of English Business Accounting were big and gas was cheap. Despite the campus parking upgrades. (The dorms just cars parked on the side, tfiere is ample got lucky.) room for two-way traffic. I Like the smaller class 1 like the campus, and Because of the minority Then perhaps when the upgrades are size and the one on one they seemed to have a business program I could Lot G, according to informed sources, finally accomplished, they can put in with the teachers. very good program that I get into. It is one of the is the "least used lot" after lot F. But sidewalks that continue on the same side wanted to go into. best in the nation. finding a parking spot during peak times of the road.
Cars caught by the college cops in the parking crunch
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The Lanthorn's deadline for all m aterial Is NOON FRIDAY. The Lanthorn conducts business at the Kirkhof Center, GVSC Campus, Allendale, Michigan 49401 Phone: (616) 895 3120 or 895 3608. Creation or Evolution: It Doesn't Matter To Me By Brent Baum they can prove that creationism is what Staff Writer *I really happened, then it would prove that the Bible is true and God is really It is another school year, and that God and then everybody will become means it is time for Grand Valley's Christians because Christianity will not annual exercise in pointlessness, be a belief, but a scientific fact. otherwise known as the creation versus If that did happen, I think it would evolution debate. This great debate took be kind of sad. The beauty of religion is place Tuesday night, September 22nd, that you do not need proof. Rather, it is and while I did not attend this event, (I beautiful because you believe in your refuse to miss Moonlighting for a heart It is called faith. debate) I do have some thoughts I would By the wiy, I have like to express on the subject of creation understood why some people are so versus evolution. offended by the idea that we descended from apes. Let's look at apes. What do I do not care. Whether I descended they do all day? They eat bananas, from apes or from Adam and Eve is of sleep, and have sex. Meanwhile, no importance to me. Either way, I humans are fighting wars, working still have to get up and drag myself to themselves into heart attacks, and Spanish class at eight in the morning.. creating television programs like "The The debate is completely irrelevant to Newlywed Game." I think the apes my life. shouldbeoffandedtryNWitorr^ared to In an article in this newspaper on us. - September 16th, Dan Hobbs wrote that Whether I am descended from "scientific creationism keeps popping Adam or an ape, tomorrow I still have to up." No Dan, it does not keep popping go to class and try to take notes while I am fantasizing about the girl sitting in UClOOer u juconoi um* is rug up, you people keep bringing it up. I ^ « m/ idea after tome students tipped tide ear over while being wider the front of me. Do not waste my time think the reason that creationists waht to influence. Photo by Leigh Durbin debate this issue is that they think if with your silly debate.
When one becomes a fatter, then one becomes a son. Standing by the crib of one's own baby, with that world-old pang of compassion and protectiveness toward this so-little creature that has all its course to run, the heart flies back in yearning and gratitude to those who felt just so toward oneself. Then for the first time one understands the homely succession of sacrifices and pains by which life is transmitted and fostered down the stumbling generations of men. Christopher Morley
there was this guy, Christ, who was the "Well, this God guy talked to me and told wtsemee are Jodtiaf as tows * 4 Maryniy* son of God, and is also God, and part of the me He made the world in a week and took a "Oh, what arbeauof*! dh44* t dfatk tW trinity. This jfuy conies down and He talks day off at that." The neighbors would be name him *M. how dwm Tfref " The to us, and how does He talk: The word of saying stuff like "OK, is this like Akku the baby speaks his first words, ‘J C h r S t f ' God is a mustard seed^ where some of it God of War or like Ferdo the god of Joseph turns to Mary m 4 says, "Tvs Iwvw. falls on the rocks and croaks, and some of it marajuana plants or like which one?" And I think the kid's got vmedmg dtm J' gets eaten by the birds and croaks, and every poor Zeke is standing there saying "No, no, Now ttmeedm . God's om sm tm h He once in. a while it falls in a neat place and no, this is the God god, you know, like dog knows ad this is goeeg to hippew at He grows into, a big strong tree, and the key spelled backwards." Boy. you tan bet the talks to Zdkt, He knows d m fe fa *MJ point is mat this is a lia jm tapM r.' Can't neighbors were mad. "Jeez, Zeke, what are have enough fuM m* etfAmeog, Gnrf you see Simon Peter, the fisherman, siltin', you trying to pull on us? What told of WlWAW IITW ( V? W » there, smoking a rope and going "Wow. name for a god is God? I mean, you don't refitistty. \ mem Het < //> Mes/viUdfaw Heavy man." Just like the audience at a name your wife Wife or your kitty Kitty, wed MAKE »« adI fcefaw «, hid atmaud Fellini movie. do you?" He chose Zeke (and fans o*w jeyjfaas aud Sure, we got exact, correct quotes from I just want to point out that when God apostles and J0 them fcltotv *v try and By Dave D'Alessio God . . . and He talks in parables! I mean, gets around to sending hit kid down, the EXPLAIN it. f a why mem wrtt fetter* Professor what sort of rap is He supposed to lay on kid s name is Christ and not Kid. I wonder head by ia/ang die feucytikpafa HWituwle* Ezekial or whoever it was who copied down what the briefing fpr that sounded like Q thaatr You hang around a town like Grand Genesis: "Well, Zeke, let me tell you "Alright, Kid, I’m going to send you down But even m a Httteu mv»o* /v s *uw« Rapids for a while, you meet folks that about the Big Bang . . . Before the universe to Earth to save men's souls Do the to have u least a U T t l t toJkgsivtnifi .m don't believe what you believe. That's cool existed, it was ail hanging by itself in this women, too, if you get a chance." And the when He cm m down tv fe fa aud tept by me as long as what I believe is cool by one little tiny dot . . ." Man, you know kid is sitting there going "Wow. Heavy ' Yo, Zeke' fed* W 'ie e * . wfat wdfa them. ^Unfortunately, one of the most what Zeke is saying: "Wow. Heavy man. man. Just like a Fellini movie." me up w da nuddk / da W f* * Mde p r common beliefs is that freedom of religion Just like a Fellini movie." God is not pleased. 'And when you get as opening i*M. "If* God. fe fa *>♦ means my religion is free and the rest of there, whatever you do, don't tell 'em you/ know who J aw J am fa lenaw id fa you have j o go to the wall, but that's Let's be real, God is not going to name is Kid. Tell 'em it's anything else, I heavens end dn Earth. f a anas' aud fa neither here nor there. discuss cosmology with this Ezekial guy don’t know, tell 'em your name is Ollie fumemeiUL die annuals aud t f a and tier One belief that I wonder about is the who thinks the earth is flat and the sun is North or something." Than Kid goas 'Jeez. fella, wliat's f a ■turner faadmitidk tie idea that the Bible is the literal word of drawn by horses; He's going to tell him a Dad, I don't want to be called OUia North * that arc something /M e uan endenfawC God, you know, all that stuff about the parable. This is probably a good thing: God tells him “Well, you. better dunk of M auvey NO ONE understands tough week He had back in 4004 B.C, is otherwise Genesis would be a physics text something, 'cause you boui m be horn _ _ fa JUfck it Jfatai fa ir frehi- J exactly how it all happened and so on. book. An ADVANCED physics teiytboolc. right NOW!" know M's dir wntti uf Ood f a m eg This bugs me, partly because we have I mean, Zeke had enough problems just And blam, there he is on Earth, and it e mmpho> Wiyu i uuwiifa Jew UN some quotes from the big guy. Remember, telling his neighbors about this God guy. Mary and Joseph and «U the sheep and e Felton mover f t p # fbiLm thm §§ptM tofW ,iW * Minority Busin mProgram Offers a Head Start MNM «nd their1 fiusiness Education, Center In the Seldman mMUAtUttiUwmrn wrwfr r iM ficmemic pj(y%^tiLlsyA Vxnllifni.. School o f flualneitt In O d a tn b to f 1985. Atttitdiog to n m t Diafofth, ' Ey tune o f 19*6, we had attracted twelve f t e Mmty §tmm Wwm nttm * nt^trutm,- *tonn*m want* ui to very capable atudent* and they were placed ny^nfwwiy for rfrfTrmrnr fnrafnw rrr experience rneeung Xuccemu/ DUSinEM Campus Ifl Job*, had a meritor, and were paid five M well n going (a school and dollara an hour. One was paid as high as W M M tM &M tm rn m m Act gifting #ood grades." i- nine dollars an hour-for her summer MM I 6# < # /H i *V */« *** GPA of < i -Grwuf Valley decided to become Involved Internship/ says Williams. Events from high ,n the program doe foa study done m 1083 Williams became Involved in the program when he was ready for a career change after working as the director of the WOTIrWjQtk WITUtM flvTurf AHVpffr r»VVn %*wmh^ «•» u>v dv»w i vi vuvinvaa mm mm a eiiimivi Grand Rapids Job Course Center for six and By Rich Reitsma .va>as iuM^Lu^ HLa a**M§la* aJ ,•**+* aaiajJ~.a. W-I m e n k Did ME FEEL Bl cuecKiuesPAce AT CAMPUS View 3 CAMPUS VI av APAtOMBtfS 0 \ l l 9 9 5 - 4 * 7 8 c& < m -4,777 The Laijthom September 30,1987 Page 7 HS" ✓ Not a Casual Affair in "Fatal Attraction” By Brent Baum out of their seats. It is great to see a really Features Writer scary movie again, rather than the mediocre stuff that passes for scary these He has a beautiful wife and a six year days, such as "Friday the 13th." ■* 50 MOW W old daughter. He is a successful lawyer and KNOUJ (UMA-r OH, I M JUST A he's about to move his family out of New The performances by Douglas, Close, HAPPENS UWeN 8KNSIBIP- U m S MORE THOROUGH smcHBP BY THAN TH 8 OTHERS, York City into the suburbs. What harm and Anne Archer as Douglas’ wife, are Y To let students know that the Senate does options can be used by consulting the more than just allocate money, we have Student Activities Office. Due to the decided to publish the following limited space available, not all activities information. If your organization wishes can be included in every publication. to advertise an event, there are many Deadlines for campus publications are avenues to consider. The following listed below. ♦Daily Campus Connection Telephone Hotline: Due ♦News/Press release-off campus: Due four weeks Monday one week before the event. before event. £W$ekly Table Tents: Due Monday one week before the/ event. ♦Daily Events Calendar: Due Monday one week before event. ______♦Lanthom: Due Wednesday one week before the event. ♦John Door: Due Monday one week before event. » ♦Monthly Campus'Connection: Due by the 15th of the ♦S.O.S. Magnetic Calendar: Due one month before the month before. For Example, October 15th event^ event. information is due by September 15th. ■ • ♦Grand Valley Forum-Faculty/Staff Weekly ♦Academic Calendar: Due August 1st for fall Newsletter: Due Monday two weeks before the event. semester, due December 1 st for winter semester. f This information is brought to you by your Student Senate. •V*' w ~ Page 8 The Lanthom September 30,1987 By Glynn Washington Impressed beypnd measure, I made up Staff W riter *I my mind to talk to one of these fine gentlemen to see what makes them This weekend must have been great fun My eyes fell upon the beloved custodian of for one of my fellow residence hall Copeland, affectionately known as Ward. dwellers. You see, he had a swell time Ward sums up his effectiveness in one jamming my lock with toothpicks, statement, "If I didn’t like working in preventing me from entering my. room. dorms, I wouldn't do it." He has been Naturally, my first reaction was a "doing it" in the dorms for 19 years, and rage-inspired bellow, after which I called for enjoys the "varied aspects of the job.” the resident assistant. With mental capacity He claims that so far it has been a real overflowing, this person tried his key and good year and he likes "99 percent of the declared that my lock was broken! After students, but there's always bound to be one this mind-boggling revelation, Grand or two jerks." Valley's finest rolled up and a young officer He is proud of the fact that it is "not came in. very often thatstudents complain" although I could not help but be impressed as he "some people feel that it is the Conrad swaggered down the hall, confidently pulled Hilton and that it ain't.” A pet peeve of out his key, and then smartly informed me Ward's is that students spit their goodies in that my lock was broken. Without another the water fountain. word, he marched proudly into the sunset. I sat beside the door, dejected, waves of Ward's concern for the student dwellings helplessness pounding my body. But hark! were especially highlighted when he A glimmer of hope as I see a custodian described his work for a handicapped camp cheerfully ambling towards me. He during the summer, "...did everything I inspects the lock, pulls out his tools, and could to help it run smoothly." I salute starts working - without once trying the Ward and those like him, who make tliis a Ward, a janitor who cares about his job. Photo by Randy Hetfield key! better place for all of us. Master Comedian Naster's Swimming Antics KeeD Audience In Tow werent tribute to the late comedian John Behishi. TJSviilTTMerraBowy^emonstrates the skills that he learned at per cussion school at a cost of only $3000 per semester to his parents. David Naster (right) acts out the starting sequences to ABC's Wide World of Sports accompanied by theme music. THE LOWER LEVEL College House-^Would like to thank the 1,000(+) students who attended the Saturday night dance. DUE to local ordinances we will no longer be able to sponsor such events! THANKS to everyone who has shared in the fun over the last 4 years. - Lenny, J.T., Todd, Kurt, Photos by Paul, Derek, Emmett, Kim, Randy Hetfield Larry, John, Rich, Jenny, Bret. / First Prize: A Pair of Tickets to a Major Concert Held in SecondFrize:A Pair of Tickets to ahy Movie at Studio 28* Third Prize: A Pair of Tickets to a movie a t GVSC* * Details to be announced in later issues. Sample Limerick: There once was a man from Grand K Valley, Who did make it his business to dally. So on his way home, He started to roam, And we found him next day in the Galley. by Karen Wood R ules: 1) Contestants must write their Limericks in proper meter form. 2) There will be two categories: ------Category A : Grand Valley State Limericks- Category B: Miscellaneous Subject Limericks - 3) Subjects must be-printable 4) All employees of the Lanthorn are not eligible. Please submit a typed copy to the Lanthom with your name, address, phone number, class standing and intended major. All limericks will be judged by the Lanthom editorial staff. Drop off all limericks at the Lanthom office in the Kirkhof Center, behind the Galley next to Media Services. Or, send to the Lanthom Limerick Contest, Grand Valley State College, 1 College lad in g, Kirkhof Center. Allendale, Michigan,,49401. The winners will be announced in the November 18th issue. ,■ (.Ilf •$ *• • • * * • «V u «• V ***< I Lakers suffer Heartbreaker M int often and aomawhat confuaad lha Rohulerhli Mlotke wlih a 27 yard paaa to panallnad for holding and (!*ml Irate lly Korfrlck W#ll# Dakar#, Central gtate added a 2S yard field make ihe acme 12*17, John Siaabuikl...... had look the penalty to try to wove to« I,akera staff Wrii#r goal ai lha and of lha quarter lo give them a g bay 2 1 yard reception In the drive aa out rrf field grra! range, 'Die frrlhrwlng play 12 0 lead at ihe and of lha quarter, Schuler began to warm up, Central State lb# I ekert fumbled dm ball Tha I,akera marched down lha field early Mlatakaa, mitdake*, mlatakaiij lliai'a tha waa frrrcedrd tto punt aa tie Dakar dafanaa It waa a game titer the Laker# ier ger In ihe aacond quarter on a 14 play drive bNi way la deacrlhe ih« Laker! 2,1*29 Ion began to dominate their optamatN, away, Si##theMy fire game waa even; cumulated by a 27 yard field goal from to tha aighlli rankad (N A IA ) ('antral State Alter a 20 yard pum by Cint/gl Slate tie Som team# — - Doug lea, le a complaied a crucial fourth Marauder# (4-0). "W aju il mada loo many Lakara look over at lha Marauder 27 yard Valley bad I I I yarda In total rrffena# while down paaa lo Joe Kant on fake punt lo arwra," aald Coach Tom flaok. Grand line, Hay Ituckner carried around right and tbe Maraudara where held to 2*1 yard#, Vallay Siaia(2*2) waa ala yarda from keep that leaker drive going, for nine yard# to the MarauderJO yard line, 'Ihe Marauder# had eight fumble# bur victory and alowly marched thamaalvaa The lekera dafanaa made a clinch play on Two playaM l later Schuler ran the ball to m id ail rrf them eaeept for one, lha backward aa If they ware allergic to lha Central Slat#'# neat poaaeaalon aa they ilia I) yard line, The following plgy, l/eker# Inal two fumble*, had two pa«ie# andcona, Tha drlva waa cumulated by a forced Marauder running back Jaaala dray aophomnf# Slava Wruner rambled In turn intercepted, had a earn blocked and crucial third down fumble that waa Into a fumble at lha Camral Hate 90 yard 12 yarda rrul to give the Lakara a 22*22 Ito you recovered by Central Hate. line, Two olaya later, Guy lobular advantage aa tha wevaa quk kly changed in aea what I mean ghoul mitorfl Cental Stale began ihe game aa If they conceded wlih Prank Mlmke on 21 yard die lekera direction, ware going 10 run lha Laker# right oul of paaa to bring lha Lakara within ona point Gentrai State kicked a field grrel lata in 'lire ijk e r# rurmrng genre wee w held M Welcome Indium in Dayton. Tha 12*11, Ceniral Stale, added a touchdown tha third quarter to make (ha acme 2129, check a# they only gamed 7 I yard#/ bur Maraudara acored lha firat lima they and a Held goal to lake) 22*11 advantage at A combination of penabte# and a fumble at ( lay Schuler pe*#*d1 forlft 2401M) yarday * and two touched lha ball on a 46 yard bomb from the half, ihe end of the game thwarted tbe leker# tPkuhdewisc, Prank Miorbe led the Kevin Ifoualon 10 Garland Walla. Mve AII'Amerhtan candidate Guy Schuler waa chance at victory, 'Ihe I *k«r» bad on# fmat reeetvfof c/ep» wwh four cer/dw# for 124 mlnuica laiar tha Maraudara blocked a punt abut down by the Marauder defence aa in chance aa Schuler crmnected with Hgbrend yard# end two touchdown#, Tbe I jber# out of (ha endaone for a aafaiy 10 give computed one paaa In 14 attempt# In tbe Alea Pruaaa on 74 yard paw to the aeven received ar/ltd performer#*# from fhev Central Mala an 0*0 lead midway through flrat half, Schular'a one paaa complailon yard line, Prcaa# waa dragged down by a y'hfftJl rrpe^rpmff , lha final quarter, waa for a touchdown. Tha Labera could defender after carrying him nearly 10 yard#, While lha Maraudara ware piling up only muater 74 yarda In total rrffanaa In (ha Tha fbM Muy wa* a ruab to Swkner wbtcb ^kriMMd Valley wdl open rhetr; ',r r /' mmmajm \A mmJ M J kdj rAtjM g p i t l# t d polnia, lha Laker# offence apoiiared, Tha half, retailed b In it no gain, Schuler rao ao rrpmm WWmW’ fir .fwrrw iLUt# Safer'*wy W wWwff^w ^g^rrffP Ukara offence did not have a Oral down In Grand ValUy State went 71 yarda on dretr on die neat play and waa iw Med fra c two Wayne Stale, Game ome r« L # aa if# lha flrat quarter, The Maraudara uaad lha flrat poaaeaalon of tha aacond half a* yard braa, On third drrwn Ore f-ekeri were "Pnntoythf Laker Netters Wave Takes Tumble hut rite deterrrurred i'lyera were relenflee#, ttffm fjwH, 14 II, WMh #fwha bagh tire lly H, Peaaendan I'lyera a 4 0 lead over Grand Valley, Ihey came up Or treat the lekera 14 1# idiere were min the heerh genu# They Nporii Wrltar _ Cgrmen Holden aplked unrelurnatrte alurta and alter and Wendy I m u h hid an uwearrme needed ewwo, keep dkaeekapwwet Mery l,aker luck I# down a Itnle for women# block Or bring dm I ;ak*r* up 1«S, After Grand Valley waan'r ebmrr Or give up (fk/M'Otdt Mur ted H f4t wtto » ttf tm » volleyball, 'the 1,akera bad a rough aeviral hard vrrlleya, (Ifund Valley putted hrrwevur, Game rbree found rhe leker# topi*#* toto to C*m4Vmf to* achedule ibt# pa#i week taking on. three up lo lewl* looking tot e win bui Or# wirh a iitcler hrr rrf akrtt end lurk. 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I faottiWtf bonds- for will broaden my horizons this week O c f o b e r and dip into the college games. . f-3; The "Beat the Cheech" contest f o ^ D o g S o b continuesjQd you must turn in your entries by 5:00 Friday. Drop your picks off in the bottom the Kirkhof Center and don't forget to pick Grand Valley’s game also! Ted FOOt> BUFFET M.Kolska was the winner two weeks ago. If anyone can beat me ' f5^7PM) Blazing Scissors the next 12 weeks you g e ra Super Bowl column and if you can beat me Your On Campus Professional Salon three weeks in a row you get your Introduces The picture in the paper, so don't forget >yorap Nigni to put your telephone number on the /J L L S K 2 H T H A R R Y entries if you beat me a couple of NEW BUDGET PERM weeks in a row. H O U R ! FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO NEED A PERM BUT P icks ^ I i e ^ b y * ARE ON A LIMITED budget WE NOW HAVE THE Michigan State over Iowa M j p l Michigan over Wisconsin H s p p y H o u r $ 25.00 PERM Auburn over North Carolina v-aejr he Tigers vin the Arkansas over TCU **mrc»r<3tasroir pass! Includes Cut & Style! UCLA over Stanford (longer hair slightly higher) Miami, Fla. over Florida State San Diego S t over Wyoming Pittsburgh over Boston College H o u rs : Mon-Fri 9-6 p.m. Colorado over Colorado State Northern Michigan over Ferris St MMi Sat 10-2 p.m. Call 895-3656 Hillsdale over Saginaw Valley St Ont Minnesota over Purdue Eastern Michigan over N.Illinois Toledo over West Michigan iM tim toptonfat M, \W i fm I I SCOREBOARD INTRAMURAL fl, Ciovd Dfritanffy M, Ufeafi 9*11, NEWS Football 15-13* 11*15, IM S , * Wayne State def lA m IM S * 12-15, t 11 13 1**13 10*15, - ^ --- -i Home Run Derby i rm rii niavf 13 1# 3 8**11 Lawk University daf, Laban 11*11, l* ff , 15*1), 1*15, Hum — -r------;— — . ; . Turn------— -— ------— M m :su-w««> 46 pas from Houston (Kfial^ Overall (4-7) kick), 13:59 Snahie, Scott Top Gum 50 Conference (2*3) CSU-Team safety-blocked pant 7:12 Hflgflf TOM Bfuwikis 40 CSU-Khal* 23 FO,l:54 * Conference Match Kavorfk, Jack Physical Plant Boys 37 ImmnmA Att a '»»»*"■*■ IfM u Thom«, Scon urewsitig 34 OVSC-Lea 27F0,9:I6 Chaney, Jeff S lf Ept n ----- GVSC-Miotke 38 pMi from Scholar Cross Country Benjamin, David DdlnLifwcOlnDUfg 28 Schuler ran), 6:45 Sangngorlo, Greg Top Guns 28 CSU-Moore 39 pau from Taylor (Khalaj MENS Sack, Terry - Phyiiciif Plant Boys 27 kick), 1:37 Tomemacher, Mart Physical Plant Boys 26 CSU-Khalqj 25 FO, 0:08 Bulldogs Cross Country Invitadonsl Kisner, Chris Top Guns 24 ' ’bird quarter at Perris State Hayworth, Rick Brewskis 20 OVSC-Miotke 37 pan from Schuler (past Scholten, Gary Physical Plant Boys 15 failed), 12:12 1, Robert Lembel, Saginaw Valley, 25:43. Holier, Lars Sig Eps 13 GVSC-Bmner 6 tun (run failed), 8:33 2, Dan Ebright, Ferris State. 3, Phil Van Van Houten, Tim Physical Plant Boys 11 CSU-Khalqj 32 F0 , 3:56 Dyke, GVSC, 26:18. 4, Alan Stebbens, Hackldy, Leroy Physical Plant Boys 10 GYSC CSV Ferris State. 5, Ken Oimun, Oakland Hager, Bob Physical Plant Boys 10 ’int Downs 14 14 r University. 6, Shaun Butler, Saginaw Schmidt, Mark Brewskis ^ 10 Rushes-yards 52-133 36-71 Valley. 7, Jim Koneanzy, U of W- Little, Matt MattRatis 9 Passing yards 264 165 Milwaukee. 8, Chris Karas, GVSC, 26:34. Ernie, Bristle Sig Eps 8 Return yards 121 120 9, Mike Swantek, Macomb C.C. 10, Ken Briggs, Time Brewskis 5 Passes 9- 28-1 10-18-0 Lobins, U of W-Milwaukee. Scott, Todd Top Guns 4 hints 6-35 10-37.4 Briggs,Thad Brewskis 0 Fumbles-lost 3-2 8-1 Team Scoring-Saginaw Valley 50, Ferris Penaldes-yards 10- 76 13-89 State 51, U of W-Milwaukee 84, Macomb C.C. 117, GVSC 152, Lansing C.C. 179, Individual Leaders Field Goal Kicking Contest Oakland C.C. 194, Oakland U. 211, GRJC lushing-GVSC, Buckner 17-36, Newton 212, S.W. Michigan 245. 2-minus 3, Schuler 11-14, Bruner 4-24, Name Team Points Moss 1-0. CSU, Morrow 22-84, Harris MMEHS 6-23, Taylor 17-10, Houston' 1-0, Bray ■ ' *. -■ Snable, Scott Top Guns 20 6- 16. i; Stevens, Brian Individual 19 Bulldog Cross Country Invitational Passing-0VSC, Schuler 8-27-2-240, Lee at Ferris State Lee,T«ck ' Individual . 16 -1-0-24. CSU, Houston Z-3-&60, Taylor i Gonzn Kndividud 14 Thekn, Peggy Cubbies. ■ 14 -15-0-105. 1, Emily Kloss, Ferris State, 19:15. 2, Little, Matt Cubbies 13 Receiving-GVSC, Miotke4-l24, Pruess Julie Langley, Ferris State. 3, Jean Scott, Todd Top Guns 13 7- 84, Buckner 1-0, Slazinski 1-32, KentMentzer, GVSC, 19:24. 4, Sandra Terrell, Chaney, Jeff Sig Eps 11 -24. CSU-Moore 5-86, 5-79. 19:33. 5, Karen Klein, Ferris State. 6, Helmker, Shelly Cdbbies 11 Central State (4-0) GVSC (2-2) Laura Moore, GVSC, 19:53. 7, Gail Pintar, Jeff . Top Guns 9 Hoffman, GVSC, 20:07. 8, Corrina Theien, Duane Cubbies 9 Zimborski, U of W-Milwaukee. 9, Marti Kisner, Chris ■ Top Guns 8 Swiderski, Lansing C.C. 10, Kathy Scholten, Garry Individual 7 Kadlec, U of W-Milwaukee. Kay, Noelle Windsor Werewolfs 6 Volleyball Keucken, Michaela Windsor Werewolfs 2-vv Team Scores-Ferris State 29, GVSC 37, , * Windsor Werewolfs 0 U of W-Milwaukee 78, Oakland C.C. Harms, Laural nd University def. Lakers 12-15, Windsor Werewolfs 0 N 101, GRJC 131. LeForge, Kim 1-11,5-15, 10-15. Women's Singles Tennis Tourney Champion: Chris Hitchcock Men's Singles Tennis Tourney Champion: Bob Shamo Co-Rec Softball* Playoff-teams Team Wins Losses Points Cubbies 3 0 1,000 Ravine Grizzley’s 3 0 1,000 Kathy's Team 3 ' 0 1,000 Total Rees 3 0 1,000 Professional 0 1 0.667 Kistler Rookies 2 1 0.667 Brew Crew 2 1 0.667 Rowdies 2 1 0.667 Hoobler Hangovers 1 2 0.667 Robinson Radicals 1 2 0.333 Johnson Jaquars 1 2 0.333 We Don't Give A Sh_t! 1 2 0.333 Clasterbury 1 3 0.250 Bomb Squad 0 3 0.000 The Orville 0 3 0.000 0 3 0.000 Senior, Jean Mentzer, took third this week at Ferris and has been in The Steamers 0 3 0.000 the top five at every meet this season. Cavaliers •An\\\VS'iW\A\vva\UVkU\ v . . J -• j P*$t 14 the (>«fifhtrfn September 30, 1917- Soccer Club Starts Another Season who patiently help out the less experienced ' ball control according to Pongers. Other year.” Fongers feels only three girls fly Amy Tttftflema newcomers. starting club members this year are Forest remained on the team because the others did ftpo rti Writer bast year was a tough year because of Parmer, Abba* Bokharl, Todd Springer, not realize they would be playing all men's the transition to a coachless team. As a Graham Crockford, Mark Phillips, David teams. The soccer club is kicking up it's heels result their record really suffered. The club Benjamin, and Pongers. The club’s season is already underway. again (his season, even without a coach. only experienced three wins out of about Due to an injury the club's original After being defeated by Calvin College, According to Soccer Club President eleven matches. goalie David James Morris, is out for six Grand Valley struck back against Morey Pongers, this year Is the second year Pongers said a lot was learned since last weeks. Nobuyuld Ota, an exchange student Northwood Institute and Reformed Bible the team has been without the leadership of year and he feels this year the team is one from Japan is the replacement goalie. College. a coach. of the better ones Grand Valley has seen. The club also has three wpmen in it. The next home match is October 1 During practices, club members "If our team pulls together there is no Sophomore Sherri Nobel along with participate in an open practice. Comments doubt we will have a winning season,” he Freshmen Jodi Bormann and Bonnie against General Motors Institute at S p.m. and suggestions are shared, making it said. Dykstra provide some of the team’s defense. Fongers said enthusiasm and dedication are the keys to a successful club. "The possible for the whole team to get The club has some great offensive The prospects of a women's soccer club involved. The teaching part of the practice starters this season... Bill Gaunt, Brian for next year are very good. "The interest harder our players work and want to win, is taken care of by the returning members Stevens and Tim Carigon all have excellent iere. We had 16 girls sign up this the better we will do," he said. . Harriers Improving By Eric C. Nietling Sports Editor The men's cross country team traveled to Ferris this past weekend to take on a field of ten teams in the annual Bulldog Cross Country Invitational. Phil Van Dyke ran well as expected by placing in third overall with a time of 26:18. Chris Karas ran well also as he grabbed an eighth place finish with a time of 26:34. The other finishers of the top five for the Lakers were Bob Osbome, Dave Wooday and a surprising Rich Truxall. Last week Truxali was sixth but now has moved into the top five for the moment. Coach Clinger was impressed with his teams improvement from the last invitational. He is personally looking forward to this weeks race in Spring Arbor. He has every reason to be because one of his runners, Chris Karas, is the defending individual champion. Morrie Fongers, president of the soccer club takes time out o f a practice to give his The Lakers have been constantly getting impersonation of Pele. better since the beginning of the season Photo by Randy Hetfield when they had only six runners and very blue avenue little consistency. Now, however, there seems to be light at the end of the tunnel. YET WHAT ONE MUST There seems to be that chance of survival, TWN< uoflcrtf UJA6 A CAMPUS. *f”Do6s -mis m n ecru m that good feeling of success seems to be in 19 N S ID f ? CAN THERE BE HWF fOR , the air. 3PURNAUST1C CAPER? With Van Dyke and Karas consistently landing thenselves in the top ten at every meet, the Lakers have found a beginning to the combination. The rest of the pieces of the puzzle will fit in when there is some. ' back up behind this terrific twosome. This Saturday the Lakers go to the Spring Arbor Invitational and then they come home the following Saturday for the Grand Valley Invitational which, if the Lakers keep improving, will be an exciting meet. THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO BECOMING A NURSE IN THE ARMY. And they’re both repre sented by the insignia you wear as a member of the Army Nurse Corps. The caduceus on the left means you’re parr of a health care system in which educational and career advancement are the rule, not the exception. The gold bar on the right means you command respect as an Army officer. If you’re earning a BSN, write: Army Nurse Opportunities, r.O. Box 7713, Clifton, NJ 07015. Or call toll free 1-800-US A- ARMY. ARM Y NURSE CORPS. BE ALL YOU CAN BE. The Lanthom September 30,1987 Page IS Tired of Footballt Strikes? will mow down Montreal and then take By Eric C. Nietling two out of three from the Mets to clinch Sports Editor the pennant Well folks its that time again. Time National League West: for the end of the baseball regular season The Giants already have this division and the beginning of the playoffs and the wrapped up. Look for the Giants to sweep WORLD SERIES!! Tired of die same old whoever they play in the playoffs. The football strikes? Come over to the mastermind, Roger Craig, will take his baseball side. This year, the World Series team to the Series in a hurry. will be a much more watched game than American League West: most other years. Mainly because of all The Twins have taken this division; those guys out there who have that dreadful also. They have been hot all month and I disease "footballitis". These guys will be expect them to beat the East Yes, folks, I forces to sit down and seriously watch am going out on a limb by picking a west baseball instead. No more armchair team to go all the way. I expect them to quarterbacks. Nope, they will all be take the American League Pennaty, but replaced by armchair Steinbrenners. They "lose to the potent Giants. will actually comprehend a baseball game when they see it!! Well, enough of the American League East: bull, lets bet down to the nitty gritty. The Tigers are going to do it kids. National League East: They are going to have some-help, though. Right now the St Louis Cardinals hold The Brewers will sweep the Blue Jays to a very thin two game lead over the Mets bring the Tig's closer and by .the time the and a three game lead over the Expos. Its Blue Jays come to Detroit there will be a going to rough for the Cards because of die tie for first The Tigers will take two out schedule. They have to play both the of three and win the pennant by one game. Expos and the Mets before the season ends But I hate to break it to ya guys, but they The Lakers put up a battle against this strong Lewis team, but were beaten in four and it isn't going to be easy. The Cards will lose to die Twins in the playoffs. sets. Ph°to by Randy He fie ld w Compiled By Kelly J. Israels •A crowd of 48,588 pushed the New •Great Lakes Conference offensive and •Darrell Waltrip took advantage of a / Sports Writer______1 V " York Mets over the three million mark. defensive players o f the week are Kevin last-lap wreck and won the Goody's 500 The Mets became the first major league Mitchell of Saginaw Valley State and Winston Cup NASCAR race at •Rookie Benito Santiago of the San team other than the Los Angeles Dodgers Steve Dickinson of Hillsdale Martinsville (Va.) Speedway. The triumph Diego Padres extended his hitting streak to to draw more than three million fans in one respectively. Mitchell, a freshman tailback was the first of the season for Waltrip, who 28 games with a fifth-inning single on season. from Mt. Clemens, gained 193 yards on 27 won $43,830. Saturday, Sept. 26. Santiago, a 22 year carries in Saginaw Valley's 3 8 -1 6 victory •American League Player of the Week •The legendary Phil Niekro pitched old' catcher, belted an 0-2 pitch into over Indianapolis. Djckinson, a senior free Robin Yount batted .419 with 15 RBI's his final game this week for none other left-center field off Los Angeles Dodger safety from East Lansing, had three while patrolling centerfield for the than the Atlanta Braves. Niekri, 48, said, pitcher Bob Welch to become the major interceptions in Hillsdale's rout over Milwaukee Brewers. While the National ”1 couldn't think of a better to retire league record-holder in the category of Ashland (Ohio) 39 - 0. League garnered second baseman Hubie than with an 'A' on my cap." Niekro consecutiye game hitting streak by a Brooks of the Montreal Expos for batting started his baseball career with the Atlanta rookie. .429 including a grand slam home ran. •Former Michigan State All-American Braves in 1959 and played all but four Scott Skiles is looking forward to a big seasons with them. Toronto acquired him •Americans Ben Crenshaw, Jack •Driving a substitute "Miss Budweiser", season with the Indiana Pacers. Last year from Cleveland this year where he was Nicklaus, Tom Kite, Curtis Jim Kropfeld won his second straight while-playing his rookie season for the 7-11, in hopes he would help the team Strange, Payne Stewart, Hal national unlimited hydroplane racing Milwaukee Bucks, Skiles missed all but 13 along the stretch. After two ineffective Sutton, Larry Mize, Lanny season championship. games due to a back injury. However, the starts, he was released, ending his dream to Wadkins, and Larry Nelson playing 6 foot 1 inch sparkplug has fully recovered pitch in a World Series. His 318-274 and hopes to ignite a resurgent Pacer team record is 12th in major league baseball on the U.S. Ryder Cup team in Dublin, •The Team USA hockey team has two Ohio, face the possibility of it's first defeat this comihg NBA campaign. history. more dates at Joe Louis Arena before on American soil since the biennial heading to Calgary for the Winter Olympic matches began in 1927. The Europeans, Games. It will play Michigan State on led by Seve Ballesteros of Spain, hold a November 20th and tjie"Soviet Selects commanding 8 1/2 - 3 1/2 lead with 16 December 19th. / matches remaining TbeEuropeans need FAMILY PANTRY DELI only 6 points (each match equal to one •Fritz Kling of East Lansing, using a Open 7a.m. to 2a.m. Seven Days a Week! point) to secure the Ryder Cup. borrowed motorcycle, won the Michigan 411 Wilson N.W., Standale, Mi-Comer of Lake Michigan Dr. & Wilson ****************^0 -J _Q74Q **************** Grand Prix Finale in Grattan. Kling, 2A\ •Veteran tennis star Bobby Riggs drove a Yamaha 1000 to victory, finishing y defeated two-time Wimbleton champion 21 seconds ahead of Dave Knapp of and tennis great Althea Gilson with a Lapeer on a Yamaha 750. Kling borrowed score of 8-5 while opening the Senior a motorcycle from the Human Race Team Games in Union, N J. The match was after his own blew up in practice. Miller & Miller Video Movies dubbed "the latest battle of the sexes." Light $ 1.49 •The U. of M^ootball Game this •Detroit's Bob Kaiser claimed the 6 Pack 12.oz Cans past weekend markedtHeTSth consecutive 24 hour period Open Class season point championship of time that attendance was over 100,000 at $ 2.89 tax &Dep Off Shore Racing by placing fifth In the the 101,701 seat-capacity stadium. The Exp 10-7-87 Blue Water Tourism Classic held at Port Michigan Stadium crowd of 101,714 was KaBiiSSSiSM IlM M Huron, MI. Kaiser's ACR SYSTEMS the smallest since 1984, when 101,247 ' **#*< offshore boat brought him a narrow margin watched Michigan beat Minnesota, 31-7. I LARGE SELECTION OF PACKAGED LIQUOR**** of victory over archrival John Antonelli of The last sub- 100,000 at the stadium was Ft. Lauderdale, FL. Both Kaiser and in 1975. Attendance was 93,857^10 see J Antonelli experienced mechanical trouble Michigan beat Indiana'55-7. ' throughout the Port Huron races. 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