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l:JC SAN D[EGO www.ucsdguarditln.org VOLUME 102, ISSUE 10
Worldwide Poetry Slamm ... ANTI-ZIONISM WEEK: PART 3 OF 3
JERUSALEM - A day after his landslide election victory, .Israeli UJS Sponsors Prime Minister-elect Ariel Sharon made a pilgrimage to the Western Speakers to Wall, restating his opposition to sha ring jerusalem with the Palestinians. Educate Students At the same time. he planned to send advisors to Washington to Week suggests altemate soften what his aides admit is an "image problem" that the former ways to promote peace general, known for controversial and bloody military campaigns, has By VINCENT GRAGNAHI Senior Staff Writer
See JERUSALEM, Page 8 [n response to last week's Anti-Zionism Week, the Union of jewish Students is spon soring this week "A Positive and Pragmatic National Approach to Peace in the Middle East; fea turing speakers and a booth on Library Walk s.n.s.xMnap Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. Slowly a.nIne Foothold UjS President Wade Strauss said the pur pose of the week was to educate students 1ft u.s. ce.ne... more fully on what is going on in the region. BOSTON - Like every pastor, "The purpose is to add something to the the Rev. Louise Forrest tends to current issues fa cing [srael, to present so me her congregation and shares in the tangible proof and evidence of what is going joy of marryi ng a couple. . on there," he said . "[ really like bei ng involved in Muslim Student Association President people's lives, and to be there for Eahab Ibrahim said that while he believes the these benchmark moments; said UJS should have its voice heard, he objects to Forrest, an Episcopal priest associ the fact that Wednesday night's speakers ate at the Cathedral Church of St. referred to Anti-Zionism Week as Anti Paul here. Semitic. But Forrest and her colleagues "Definitely they should make their views bless same-sex unions, placing heard," he said. "I have no problem with that. them at the heart of a growing But the tagging of our group as Anti-Semitic debate within America's religious was a direct blow to us that's not substantiat ed by any actions that we've done." Dr. Richard Katz, a member of the See MAlllllAM, Page 8 American [srael Public Affairs Committee's DaYId PIIl/ GuBtdiBfl national board of directors, and Rabbi Collegiate ~ (fop) A student sing.f a song while jamming on Iris ptar. (&tIDm left) Hand-pidted members uf the Abraham Cooper, associate dean of the IJIIditna mak£ their marie as judges. (&tIDm right) A S1JIJtnt rrcites an original poem at Purter's Pub Wednesday night. Wiesenthal Center, spoke Wednesday night at the Institute of the Americas Auditorium. NIne MIjor ...... Katz spoke about the current situation in Vow to Review FenuIIa [srael, giving a recent history of the peace ••1 ...... process in the Middle East. He said he want Communication Professor Passes Away ed to bring a sense of hopeful optimism to the DAV[S, Calif, situation. Representatives from nine top Helene Keyssar lost her long battle with cancer at age 57 "There is no panic in Israel," he said. research universities from across "There is no sense of fear. The streets are safe. the country recently met and By _OFF DlmllCH how Mike Cole, a long-time communication It's much worse from a distance than when made a unanimous statement rec Staff Writer professor, spoke of Keyssar's love of teaching you're there." ognizi ng gender inequities of fac and how she never gave up. He added that Israel is choosing a peaceful ulty in the fie lds of science and UCSD com munication professor Helene "Helene had a lot to do with creating th is political route in the Middle East. engineering. Keyssar died Monday morning after a lengthy interdisciplinary culture; said Dan Hallin, a "Israel, if it wanted to, could prevail over High-ranking officials from struggle with cancer. She was 57. communication professor. "She was a broad the PLO; he said. "But they won't because it's the Ca lifornia Institute of Keyssar is fo ndly remembered by the com intellect; her background was in drama but she not the jewish way, it's not the [sraeli way, it's Technology, the Massachusetts munication department for her dedicated knew a tremendous amount about journalism, not the way that country chooses to operate." Institute of Technology, the teaching style, leadership and innovative ideas. television, language and other things. All of us Cooper then spoke on the use of University of Michigan, Princeton [n 1981 she arrived at UCSD and immedi in the department learned a tremendous Holocaust denial and anti-Semitic rhetoric by University, Stanford University, ately made her mark by bringing her immense amount from her." the Palestinian authority in its schools and knowledge of theater and the humanities into Communication chair Carol Padden spoke media. the communication department. of Keyssar's ability to bring the humanities into See COLLI.ATI, Page 9 "One of the biggest problems has been the Communication professor Chandra the a traditional social science department. failure of Israel to take a look and keep tabs on Mukerji remembers Keyssar's dedication and According to Padden, she galvanized her stu what Palestinian children are being taught; love of students. "She had such joy being in the dents with her juxtaposition of pop culture and he said. classroom," Mukerji said. the classics. . Cooper ended his speech with a video pre Spoken The bond Keyssar had with students did not Keyssar also became a leader not only in the sentation featuring several Anti-Semitic Web stop with the classroom. Often, she would hold communication department but of women sites that have been indexed by the ''All of us in the film screenings at her home. Mukersi added professors all over campus. Mukerji remembers Wiesenthal Center. that by taking students seriously, Keyssar that when Keyssar arrived from Amherst He said one reason for showing the sites to department learned a taught them to understand and learn about College in 1981 , women professors were few the crowd was to inspire them with the "cre tremendous amount themselves. and were overshadowed by their male counter ativity and commitment of the other side. " Always popular with students, she was even parts. Keyssar helped to break that barrier with Thursday's speaker will be Deanna from her;" tually forced her out of the classroom by can her free spirit and drive. Armbruster, executive director of American cer, but it could not keep her away for long. Throughout the '80s, Keyssar was adamant Friends of Neve ShalomlWahat ai-Salam. -...... Soon after she was in remission she was back at about improving US-Soviet relations. Her desire Armbruster will speak and answer questions Professor of Communication school. even though she did not have to be. -Incredibly hard working and u;nacious· is Set 08I1UAIIY, P~gt 3 See ANn-ZIONISM, Page 3 2 NEWS The UCSD Guardian Thursday,February 8, 2001 Thursday. February 8, 2001 . The UCSD Guardian NEWS 3 EVENTS ETCETERA Scripps Ritter Building to be Demolished Several new projects may help Califomians with the recent power crisis Like to meet Thursda Feb. 8 ...... , IWIURIT O'NIILL out of that building was the haz This "concrete shell" is current _ ardous material," he said. ly still standing on the Scripps Editor in Chief Staff Writer IU. _ A __ The first step to demolishing campus. According to Clauss, the people ... ? Seminar: Hear Me: A Riner Hall, once the site of Ritter Hall was the removal of demolition is approximately 75 MtIIIIlging Editors many classrooms and labs, current asbestos from the ceilings and percent complete. Legacy of Student ...I11...... -1POIIIO II.-...n ..... ly stands as only a concrete shell. other surfaces. The asbestos Once the building has been F.ditors Cop, The destruction of the large acade removal was completed last week. completely demolished, the build Activism ...... L COAIIINIY mic building, located on the cam The air inside the building was ing will be crushed and used as NIIUIS Editor pus of the Scripps Institution of then tested to make sure no air road base or back-fill material. Student activists will discuss how Road base is the layer put down on they have worked for change on the AID J, iliA 11m -=- Oceanography, began Dec. 11 of borne fibers we~e present after the Associate NlUIs Editors UCSD campus. The event is spon last year. asbestos removal. These particles roads before asphalt or concrete is sored by the Cross Cultural Center TOIIVU The company contracted to do are a health hazard if people inhale laid. Opinion Editor The steel rebar of the concrete and will begin at 4 p.m. in the Cross the demolition is Clauss them. The building was pro Cultural Center. The event is free and IIVYlII.cIIAL Construction. Bernard Clauss is nounced safe for workers, and structure is also recycled after the Associate Opinion Editor the project manager in charge of demolition continued. concrete is taken to be crushed. open to the public. For more informa ~ ~S~I.DOSI 'TMI CAINS t# ".eu,:, ~...,.. Steel, metal and wood materials The Ritter Hall and Vaughn tion call (858) 534-9689. AIJlll\ALJSftC R\ITT'I"I& SIIIIItIIiI&,..,.. UII. the SIO project. Sports Editor Vaughn Hall, where the aquari were removed from the hall next Hall demolitions are scheduled to (j)~ 1tJ~T1ONS (y ft.~'.x; fo\OIIIWlS um used to be located, is also and sent to be recycled. The metals be completed March 23, 2001 . Feb. 9 ~~ ®~~~., scheduled to be demolished. This go to a recycler, where they are The space that will remain (D TIE. "T\\alu.. or cocaine to make profits as a to their actions, while preserving south Gust as much as Texas) Hypocrisy: dealer. . . the capitalistic nature that has Resignation: things are different here. Again, [ wonder why one case brought us so far? These cases And yet we do "not stand up for Society must look out for seems more rational than the have shown that Americans seem Officer resigns rather than our beliefs. To stand against the the well-being of citizens other. to want both the benefits of cap compromise morals silent crowd of so many other Some also argue that the dif italism and the freedom and unvoiced opinions requires a continued from ,.,. 5 ference between the two cases is safety provided to us by the Con ...... "-Ne4 strength and purity of inner one to blame but himself. the differentiation in the selling of stitution. These benefits include dangers of drug use. I'm not even vision, a clarity that is hard to But here is where it gets a little lega l and illegal goods. The tobac the joys of smoking a cigarette sure that [ do. Wi ll iams inspires me come by amid the collegiate iffy. As absurd as this man's case co industry sells a legal product, and the profit gained from sell by her demonstrated willi ngness to chaos. seems, one should realize that the therefore if it is discovered that ing it. make sacrifices for the sake of her Rabbi Lisa Goldstein, one of federal government of the United this product is harmful, the tobac However, with these benefits principles. We all need a moral our campus ministers, notes States similarly sued a drug dealer co industry should halt the sale of comes the harm from the smoke compass ... we also all need to another challenge students face. for negligence. Only in that case, this product. and the ultimate lawsuit and know how to follow it. "College years have· such poten the company was the tobacco attempted suppression of one of Some attest that here at UCSD tial; often for the first ti me in their industry. In the end, I wonder America's oldest and strongest we stroll daily through a play lives students are deeply confront "The tobacco industry!" you companies. Ultimately, these ground of sin. Maybe you don't ed with different values systems say. "What does that have to do when Americans will desires cause hypocrisy to form prescribe to such a concept, and and new ways of seeing the world. with crack dealers?" Well, the start owning up to their in our values, as shown with the maybe [ don't either, but the fact They have the opportunity to test tobacco industry and its con cases above. remains that ours is a community the systems of morality in which sumers are analogous to the crack actions, while preseroing This hypocrisy arises from our rifled with lax morality. they were raised and make deci dealer litigation. America sued the acceptance·of tobacco companies When was the last time you sions about the directions for their tobacco industry on the basis that the capitalistic nature into American society, for they, stood up in a group and said "[ life paths. Whether those deci it seIls a product that is addictive which has brought us so like all of us, are in the pursuit of have no power to stop you, but I sions are informed by thoughtful to its user, and ultimately calises money. believe that act is wrongr When reflection or by . peer pressure At the signing of the Oslo Accords in 1993, Israel and harm. far ... Americans seem to However, when we discover was the last time you witnessed a often depends on the individual's The government said,just like want both the benefits of something hazardous about the wrong, be it a tipsy drive to the level of awareness." in the drug user's case, the tobac product, we immediately blame store and back, a racist or sexist If there's anything you have the ' Palestinian Authority agreed "that it is time to put co industry was acting negligent capitalism and the the company. We then allow our joke, or the kid next to you cheat learned from our recently resigned ly when co nsidering the hearth of selves to destroy this industry. ing off your exam, and took that A.S. programming commissioner, its co nsumers. [ pose this ques freedom and safety When the man of Vancouver tries leap of self confidence necessary to it should be that we cannot under tion: Why does it seem prepos provided to us by the to do the same to his drug dealer, express your disapproval? Too estimate the importance of aware an end to decades of confrontation and conflict, terous when the drug user sues we laugh at him. many times I have looked the other ness and clarity. Lacking them, you his drug dealer, but not when the Constitution. [n one case, America tells a way, knowing that this is San run in circles around yourself. Pos government sues the tobacco man to be responsible for his D iego, and no body likes a fuss sessing them, you can match recognize their mutual legitimate and political rights, industry? Also, the user of the illegal actions, but in the other, America down here. thought to deed and thus free (or Some may argue that th e drug is taki ng a risk in using this says the company, not the con None of us approves of apathy, save) your souL Williams found tobacco industry was aware of the drug if he knows it is illegal. He sumer, is to blame. Thus, we none of us accepts the foolish them and took action. And so she effects of nicotine, and thus it leaves all responsibility to him become hypocrites whose capital notion that because this is the is my hero. 'and strive to live in peaceful coexistence and mutual increased doses to assure profits self, for he is the ultimate deter istic sense drives us to look out for from addicted cigarette smokers. minant. only ourselves and not the well This knowledge of th e effects of This argument, however, fails being of all people. were right. That realization dignity and security and achieve a just, lasting nicotine should be enough cause for it does not consider the fact Ultimately, we must realize that Column: annoyed me even more. to stop production for the indus that both of the goods sold are man must stay true to all his Dealins with parents' It's not a good thing when you try to further research and notify similar in their addictive qualities. brothers and sisters. After all, as behaviOr irritates daughter realize your parents are better its consumers. Ultimately, both goods are the John Donne said, "No man is an human beings than you are. It and comprehensive peace settlement and historic It is this negligence for which same substance, for they ca use island, entire of itself; every man is oonIIMecI rro...... doesn't mean however, that I'm not the governmenr sues. But this harm and are addictive, and the a piece of the continent, a part of still thinking of trading my parents does not show that th e drug case consumer is taking a risk by using the main." So we must care for all ness of it all , and angrily accused for others. If there's anyone out reconciliation throu'gh the agreed political process." is less reasonable than the tobac either. . man with equality and reason, and my p<\rents of liking a stranger there who wants two caring adults co case. The drug dealer also relies [n the end, [ wonder when not let money decide the fate of more than they liked me, their own (potential downside: They tell upon the addictive effects of crack Americans will start owning up our actions. child. But after much sulking and extremely corny jokes) please con brooding, I realized my parents tact me. (just hope it's a fair trad~ . As a result of post-Oslo negotiations, Israel Come support BECKY'S HOUSE and ALPHA PHI OMEGA at has taken the following steps:. The Next Stage· Ckipotle • Israel has wit11thawn from 40% the West Bank. Great banking sounds better Mexican Grill (by Ralphs) • Israel has handed over control of over 80% of Feb 12 5-10pm the Palestinian Palestinian·Authority. with aSony gift. GET A TACO or BURRITO PLUS DRINK for only ~5! ! ! • Israel .&,-. equi ed the Pal force with thousa weapons, expecting would be a 75% of the proceeds go to Becky's House force for ·1WIIICe. MICROBREW What has Israel offered in recent -SPECIAL negotiations? • A Palestinian state. Rogue Portland $ • Compensation for refugees. Lost Coast • Withdrawl from an additonal45% of the West Bank. Red Nectar Grant's 6-PACK plu s tax & CRY What does Israel ask for in return? e Over 300 beers, specializing in micro-breweries elmported cigarettes, cloves, and American Spirits epremium cigars and accessories • Peace and security. • Recognition of its right to exist. IH. uel. GUARDIAN : ::~e~ates :~:e~:~~: • Retention ~f 596 of the West Bank. Sources: Declaration of PrinCiples on Interim Self-Government Arrangements September 13, 1993 www.u(sdguardlan.org ONLINE Hamaphimim - 8 NEWS The UCSD Guardian Thursday, February 8, 2001 Thursday, February 8, 2001 The UCSD Guardian NEWS 9 drinking. Race R.latlons Come Collegiate: "Our soc iety has ta ken alcohol as a rite of passage: Wechsler sa id. Full Clrcl. at LSU The meeting itself was an "It's like living next to a fi sh factory Ev.nt achievement - after a while you don't smell it BAT ON RO UGE, La. AXQ any more." Protesters li ned the steps of ~D & NATION ContInued from ,.,e 1 However, a core gro up of Memorial Tower chanting and ra is Mr. ALPHA CHI Pageant and Science, Anne Salo. researchers and college administra ing signs against admitting A fr i ~n Though the recognition of gen tors attack both the accuracy of American students to LOUI SIana Wechsler's studies and the thinki ng State University. of the Evangelical Catholic Church der inequity may be noth ing new, that underlies them. On the same steps decades later, th -....ge: in America, a reform Catholic faith solutions have been hard to come Thurs. Feb. 8 Christian Religion is at the Center of They say Wechsler's definition students and faculty of different community. by. of binge drinking is inherently races gathered to celebrate genera 25 members attended the "I am a pastor to people who are According to the Ame r ic~n fl awed and classifies too many stu tion s of progress, to remember the 7pm gay and lesbian," said the Rev. Association of UniverSIty Texas Faith-Based Aid dents as problem drinkers. past, to reflect on the present and to prayer c:eremDr9' Reine Abele, a United Church of Professors, the sa lary gap between AUSTIN, Texas - President paid for social services contra<;ts numbers from ~ wiD In an even more serio us charge, look to the future of black history. Christ minister. "I want to affirm male and fem ale professors has Price Center Ballroom George W Bush set off a national and grants to 29 community stand the tl5t of time. the pogram c " .~""~J. they say Wechsler's s t rat e g~ of "LSU is one of the main schools community over whether such their relationship and acknowledge increased by 3.3 perce nt since debate last week on the separation groups made up of secular and reli appears favorable when aJIIIfIIRd emphasizi ng the extent of dnnk that did not want black people. and church ccrcmonics arc proper. that God has called them." 1975. $51ickets of church and state by proposing to gious organizations. The programs to normal prison m:idivism nII:S m ing on college campuses has back now we make up more than 10 per A b Now, female professors ea rn available @ PC Box Office do nationally what he did as Texas provide services to more than SOpercml denominations with pro Abele was among about 25 cent of the population" said spea ker gressive traditions wholeheartedly members of the Religious Coalition 12.5 perce nt less than men. fired. governor - direct taxpayer money 6,500 poor Texans. particularly . There also has bcm COIl1l'OVa"- Instead of reduci ng the level of Catrina Mini fi eld, president of the support such unions. while most for the Freedom to Marry who This qua ntifica tio n put a num Proceeds benefit Wom en ojDomestic Vio/e,!u , Easter Seals & to religious organizations for social women and children. sy. college dri nkin g, they say, university'S chapter of the NAACP.. do not. oftrn citing biblical injunc gathered Thcsday at St. Paul's for a ber to a feeling that wome n have A lpha Chi Omega Foundation services for the poor, the n~lected In the past year, the Texas CivilIibcnarians sua! the -.r. Wechsler has convi nced students The Natio nal Pa n-He llenIC tions against bomosexuality. prayer meeting. h eld fo r years. and the addicted. Workfonx Commission, the stall: claiming an Innomion Project in that binging is socia lly acceptable Coun cil kicked off Black History The Unital Methodist Church They made plans to observe "There's defi nitely a sense that In Texas. Bush's record is a nUx agency handling job dcvdopment . the cmtral TCDS 10WII mBrmillm and has actually increased the Month Thursday night wi th cIdrocked a North Carolina minis Monday's National Freedom to it 's more difficult to get things of success and controversy, with and unemployment benefits, has called jobs Partnership m number of students who drink to speeches, poetry, a ba lloon release tEr, the Rn_ JIIDIIlY Creech, in 1999 Many Day, a nationwide effon by accomplished as a woman: Salo the line between gomnment and awarded $3.1 miDion in contracIs Washington County aoad the excess. and prayer. for manying scvaaI same-scx cou gay rights and religious organiza said. Wish you were in Barcelona? religion blurred at times. But while to 15 faith-based organizations aid line mdwrch and SlatE sqalliolL Despite the widespread publici The event marked th e start of a pks. AnoIhcr Methodist pastor, the tions under the sponsorship of Bush's proposals have been direct- ing mothers on wdtiIre. The sa The aIIcpbons wa'r that it mimi _ - The California Aggie ty of his views, Wechsler's critics month-long celebration emphasiz Study abroad with ISIS in the Fall. Winter, Spring or"\ . In_ Gregory DdI, recently ended a Lambda Legal Defense to draw ed at all faiths. the orientation in vias include child c.are and train proselytizing about jesus Ouist charge that his definition of binge ing black history and issues and 50 Summer term. Spanish language offered at all - suspension in Chicago attention to the fight for same-sex Texas has bttn almost exclusively ing in skills that will get the women with its official cask mtracbing life- one-yar drinking - five drinks for a man years of integration at LSU. levels. Electives in the social sciences (in Engli sh). same-scx unions. marriages. Christian. off welfare. . skills to wd&rc IDOIhcrs. aCta- blessing ~.rd R.... rcher and four for a woman - is inher- Black History Month can help copmg __'_I aI - fon'est and an increasing num The religious coalition, formed SmaIl classes. Transcripted by Portland State However, there is no doubt that In the state prison outside the The contro~ tr:rna1Jve many students understand African ber of clergy of all denominations in 1998, issued a declaration calling Cracks Down on ently flawed . . . University (12-21 quarter credits). Spanish thousands of Texans have benefit- Houston suburb of Sugar Land certification of eight rdigious They say it has . no sCI~nt~fic American achievement, said Matsue say they arc merdy tending to their for civil recognition of gay and les homestays for language and cultural immersion. ed in the past three years from gov- there is a New Testament-based based child-care facilities in ~ Colleg. Alcohol basis, fails to account for a slgmfi Wiles. an international student and flocks' spiritual needs. bian maniaF, and now counts emment funding of faith-based prison redemption ~, ~ Corpus 0Iristi has bun blightEd cant number of other factors that mass communication senior. Sprtq term appUeatioa deIMIIlne February 15, These putors say they bless about 300 tndfvidual clergy and CAMBRIDGE, Mass. - Henry social service and job training pro- InncrChan~ Freedom Imnatlve, by a aiminaJ inftSligalion into the influence the physiological effects "As a minority among minori wwW.lslS.pcjl .edu same-scx unions because God does churches as supporters. Wechsler's name is synonymous grams. . founded Watergate figure Peqple's Baptist Cturcb IJId of alcohol use, and classifies too ties. it was very positive to see this not discriminate. and therefore Signers include members of the with college drinking. 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HIATUS 13 Thursday, February 8, 2001 The UCSD Guardian 12 HIATUS The UCSD Guardian Thursday, February 8, 2001 To Some They're Still Giant Breakdown to Heart decade of self-imposed seclusion. today. kick off with their most recent Oasis to completely capture an Only the diehard fans showed up to support They Their last two studio albums, anthems "Go Let It OutW and audience." Helen Folsade Adu, otherwise breaks at Porters Pub "Be Here Now" and "Standing on "Who Feels Love." -Joseph Lee known as Sade, follows her 1992 the Shoulder ·of Giants: seem After the success of their first "Love Deluxe" (which carried the Might Be Giants even with recent airplay At Heartbreaks, you can expect to find overproduced and layered with just two albums, "Definitely Maybe" hit "No Ordinary Love") with and "What's the Story (Morning "Lovers Rock," an album that By MICHAEL TURNER one too many guitars. They seem yourself in Heaven and Hell in the Pub like they are trying too hard. But Glory): Oasis have been criti masterfully blends her soulful Staff Wnter witt.- their recent live album cized for losing their touch with voice with today's electronic By JOSEPH LEE Heaven-esque themes. Hell, of "Familiar to Millions: Oasis prove their last two studio albums. Liam rhythms. Alternative band They Might course, brings out the darker side that they are more than just a stu makes the offhand comment, Soft saxophones give way to B~ Giants played to an enthusi Hiatus Editor with devils, fire and brimstone. dio band trying too hard. "You should write more of these delicate acoustic licks in classic as tic but diminutive crowd at The contmsting themes in the This two-disc set shows off the songs, Noel: before heading into fashion. But the album also offers San Dlego's 4th and B. Last year The UCSD DJs and Vinyl raw talent and energy of Oasis "Supersonic," a classic from their some recent flare with beats mas the band toured to commemo philes Club will launch its first areas also separate the styles of music. Heaven is focused more pumped through Noel Gallagher's first album. . ter-stroked by Massive Attack and rate the 10-year anniversary of event of the quarter at Porter's on house, breaks and NU-NRG, Marshall stack amps. You can feel Oasis run through brilliant B Everything But the Girl, helping their album. "Flood." Pub, and with Valentine's Day while Hell has an obviously dark the electricity as throngs of people sides like "Acquiesce· and ·Step propel the diva's pipes into the 21 st The 2001 tour is in reaction just around the corner, it is aptly er mood with jungle and hard at the famous Wembley Stadium Out· while throwing in old century. to the high turnout they received titled "Heartbreaks." With the Oasis core DJs. chant "Oasisl Oasis!" until a mas favorites such as "Wonderwall" All in all, however, the tone last year. ye t last Sunday's San event being exclusive to and free ·Familiar to Millions· for UCSD students, there is hope Capacity is limited to 500 and sive arplaUSC greets the opening and "Live Forever." All the while, and temperament on "Lovers Diego show did not sell out Rock" remains resolutely the early arrival is suggested. The Big Brother bars 0 "Fucking in the Bushes: an Noel shows his prowess on the despitc the band's re cent notori that there will be a strong student Sad. event is free for UCSD students instrumental guitar solo that sim guitar with classic rock solos and same, from the lush melancholy ety as the performers of the support for the show. A "Lovers Rock" and there is no need to obtain lush riffs. Noel stands as one of of "King of Sorrow" to the dub theme song to the sitcom "Mal Event coordinator Robin ply rocks. Epic Records The return to the band's more the most underrated lead guitars inflected sensuality of the title colm in the Middle." Duong hopes to see a lot of peo tickets before the event - just show up with your student 10. rock roots show that they are players. track. The band catered to an audi ple attend the show, which will A showcase new members of the This is most likely the DVC's Amid all the fighting between defined by more than just a ·Won Forget about the canceled tours, Seemingly negligible lyrics ence composed of overwhelming come across as distant and DVC as well as the talents of the only event this quarter. brothers Ind band mates, a new derwall" or "Champagnt'Supcmo the fist fighting and Liam's insa ly die-hard fans by playing a good tiable urge to kick Robbie lovelorn, making the words just as number of their older and more more experienced members. bass pllytr and a new guitar player va." After front man Liam Gal Williams' arsc. This live album The woman who fueled the palpable and delicious as the bizarre songs and B-sides like Duong is excited about the event AREAt:HEAVEN(H~~bre~ and getting kicked off airlines and lagher dubs the hallowed Wemb shows off the band's gorgeous '80s with casual sex and slicked music_ More than worth its price. "Minimum Wage" and "Finger because it will give the new mem and NU-NRG) canceling tours, Oasis still stands Wonderboy, Ladykilla, tommy ley Stadium a "shit hole: they melodies and the inherent ability of back hair is back after a near -DavidLcc tips" along with such hits as bers a chance to play on a large - as one of the best live acts in music "Don't Let's Start" and "Particle system in front of a large crowd. boy, OJ Evil B, Kurt Hectic, Adam Man ." Heartbreaks will feature two Mercury, Spartan, OJ Sam and L4. AREA 2: HELL The band's principal mem areas of music, themed "Heaven" Oung/e and hard to be, well, girls. bers John Linell and John Flans and "Hell." The Heaven area will core) Toys: Petite, saccharine horses that burgh, and their three back-up be located inside the Pub and Crime Lab (Tag Team: Crazy were either painfully shy or hope musicians - all named Dan - appropriately decorated with and Otterpop), Degen_erate, OJ G.l.].O.E and My Little less romantics - girls were suckers CCUlesy of 4lhan1fl.com still managed to keep the crowd angels, stars, clouds and other Elated, OJ XL, Flip! and AlterEgo. fbtry now on DVD for these pastel-coated equines and on its toes, introducing five GI...ts: Members of alternative rock band, Thry Might Be Giants, stand tall...... ,...10 bought stampedes' worth of these unreleased songs and lapsing ---cJ totally immovable ponies that just into improv segments. "robots in disguise;" classic good posed there looking stomach At several points the musi jovial attitude that the band is as it moves into a slightly more fighting-evil prototypes. It's a con churningly cute. In the show, the cians facetiously emulated free known for in his on-stage banter, commercial sphere. cept still used today - automatons ponies had three human friends - jazz and incorporated the audi Linell stood behind the keyboard Fortunately, the focus of this that have the ability to shoot lasers Megan, Molly and Danny - whom ence into the performance in a and performed with a self-mock tour is the commemoration of with the adaptability of disguising thanks to their opposable thumbs command-response relationship. ing tone. that which set the band apart into an inconspicuous, common always saved the ponies from Iife These moments of spontaneity The two seldom made eye from the beginning. vehicle, such as a Lamborghini threatening danger, like being tied laO's OF EXHIBITS lent the show to a sense of fresh contact, even when they were While the band is producing ambulance. up in rope or being too far in the ness despite the fact that the audi alone on stage. This didn't disap material that looks less and less But beneath the deep end. featuring the wildest transportation to ence could sing along with nearly point the crowd, as the band was like what made them famous, Transformers' But ultimatery, we The ponies the coolest boards in town all th e material. But all roo obvi coaxed out for two encores. they've proven that they can still adventures for always had celebra ous was evidence of the alleged But the conclusion the audi rock like they did almost two peace on screen lay all know that it was tions and parties rivalry between Linell and Flans ence seemed to draw was that decades ago. If you're not famil a corporate jugger the high cheese for no apparent EXTREME PRO-AM burgh. after 17 years al}~ multiple per. iar with TMBG material, check naut bem on rak reason, and inces While Flansburgh. the mutations, the band might be Ollt their greatest hits album, ing in cash with its factor of these santly preached for COMPETITIONSI rhythm guitarist. ex hibited the losing some of its original gusto "Severe Tire Damage" subliminal half cartoons that won love and kindness hour toy commer until maple syrup • Skateboard Street Jam cial. For Hasbro, our hearts and poured from the and Vert Ramp Mania the producer of brainwashed our viewers' ears. But Transformers fig the toys' popularity • BMX & all terrain ures, it was a spec minds. dwindled, and the JOIN tacular success. ponies went dirt jumping My friends and straight to the glue I bought almost every robot so we factory. 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Davis finished the comeback schools have larger crew pro surfer attitude to Canes Bar & with a shot, giving VCSD the 7-.6 gra ms, but UCSD still remains competitive. Grill. The show starts at 7 p.m. Scratch and Dice Raw have win. In the g~e .~gail1st Sacra "There's definitely a gap and tickets cost $10. Call Tick toured with The Roots with their mcntO,.howev«, things were a lit between th e top Division I schools etmaster for more information human beatbox skills. They t~ c:titfemlt. UCSD exploded on and the top Division II schools," at (619) 220-8497. have broken off to support their offense, winning 13·0, Pinkerton said. solo material and they will per UCSD next hosts San Jose As far as fellow Division II Flying Blind feature their guitar form at the Belly Up Tavern at Sta~ Friday at 10:15 p.nt at trrc. schools are concerned, UC Davis driven power pop style at Brick 9:15 p.m. Tickets are $15 and is the school to beat. "We're at a disadvantage by Brick. 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Men: Buick: to providing lively golf festivities, Tiger Woods up-close and in Due to local construction at Whitzgell to lead team UCSD golf is selling the Buick Invitational also raises action. the Torrey Pines Lodge and traffic Men's Tennis Weekend is Feast and Famine money for several causes includ Ticket prices for the event are congestion around UCSD, using with U a lot of potential" tickets to the event· ing the UCSD golf program. $19 per day for today and Friday, public transportation from ca m Tritons lose to College of the Desert, a junior college, 6-3 then bounce back to slam United States International University 9-0 Over $4.5 million has been and $25 per day for the weekend. pus to Torrey Pines is highly rec By ARVIND YUAN match though, as we go into the the biggest thing." tently, so it is always a burst of tending to gear our practices and raised for local charities since the For those who want season ommended. The golf course's Staff Writer It-ague matches." On that same day, Feb. 3, the energy to have some of your team- style of play toward them, and if we tournament moved to Torrey badges, tickets are $65 in advance close proximity to the campus Most students don't know Tritons demolished the team from mates rooting for you." can get ahead of them in the stand well for the Tritons, as he took the round, the field will be cut down Pines. Other events that are or $75 at the gate. A season badge should not be a major problem. The UCSD men's tennis team about the College of the Desert, United States International Uni- Higginbotham added that he ings, we're there." c::ollegiate lightweight event with a to the 70 players with the lowest scheduled include a Pro-Am tour allows entrance for all four days General parking for the tourna played well but fell short to a tough but many of their players are from versity 9-0 in a complete sweep of has tried to instill in the younger "Our main competition will time of 6:45.0. scores; weekend rounds begin at nament and a junior golf clinic. of the tournament. Children 12 ment will be available only at Sea junior college team, College of the foreign countries such as Brazil singles and doubles matches. players that they should have come from UC Davis, Sonoma The freshman crew team was 8:30 a.m. The UCSD golf team, which and under, when accompanied by World and the Del Mar Show Desert from Palm Desert, Calif., and Mexico. Plus, the team is fairly Simply put by Wilson, "our guys "pride in playing for their college: State University and Cal Poly pa~icula .rly impressive as tlrey Sponsored by The Century also plays regularly at Torrey an adult, are allowed admission park. Shuttles will provide trans Feb. 3. young, with no upper-class players. killed their guys." and teach them that it will truly be Pomona," Higginbotham said. SWIped eIght of the top ten times. CI' ·" and local Buick dealers, the Pines, is selling tickets for the free of charge. Tickets can be pur portation to and from the parking The first-year phenoms were led annual tournament normally The overall score was 6-3 in This shows the amount of young This victory came off the tough a "good experience in one's life.~ "Even though we take every match by event to raise money. They are chased at the gate or through areas. favor of the College of the Desert, talent that the college brewed in road win against a quality Point Looking ahead to the competi- one at a time, it seems like those Andrew Fisher with a time of 6:31 .5. but there were some highlights for such a short time. Lorna Nazarene team. tion level, there is no doubt in matches are more intensified. We the UCSD side. In singles, Sameer "Usually most players from out Team spirit seems to be the key every player'S mind that UC Davis know we must play well against The rookies' performance has there are supposedly more tight- in court all day, like so many of garb themselves in those very Chopra and Jeff Wilson won tough of the country are pretty wild: said for this season. With five freshman is the key match. Davis, ranked No. those teams, but we try to take coach Casey looking forward to the lipped than his previous high your NFL brethren before you, same schoolgirl skirts and knee new season. Lobster: three-set matches, and the doubles sophomore Sean Higginbotham. players, the veterans have seemed 1 in the California Collegiate Ath every match seriously, regardless of school "date." became a fixture for many a high socks. team of senior Cory Moderhak and "But these guys came out and to step up and take the initiative. letic Association, is the one match the opponent." "The incoming freshman team Chmura, like many You really can't blame a guy couch potato, and the whole Luckily you told Cochran and freshman Amir Nejad defeated the played really well. We could have "It feels good to have the older many players on the team are gear The next roadblock for the team is probably the best freshman team athletes, went free . like Chmura for going through bunch of them were pondering F. Lee to shelf the "Christina Road runners' No. 3 squad. won a couple more matches, like guys cheering for [the freshmenl: ing up for. is California State University Los ever at UCSD; Casey said. "The this phase of lusting after teenage the same thing: Here is a family Aguilera made me do it" defense "They are a tough junior college our No. 6 singles match, because it Wilson said. "It has really helped a "Our goal is to beat UC Davis." Angeles. a team they did not face biggest thing I'm happy with is our c..III•• d ...... ,... 20 girls. Most guys have gone man, a prosperous young celebri or the outcome to your trial team: Wilson said. "They found a came down to a couple points, but lot. In the college game, the oppo- Wilson said. "Then we know we depth and tenacity; also our will through it, including me. I believe ty with nary a care in the world might have been different. But ingness to work hard and meet the way to win . It was a good practice we played with heart and that was nents get more balls back consis- are in [the playoff] hunt. We are See RNNIS, page 19 mostly teens. and the plethora of I referred to this period as "high and a job that many would kill luckily you emerged a free man, goals we set." available "YM"-reading gals school: and if I remember cor- for. The perfect life. So let's see, and now with all your newfound The varsity team, however, will makes it a perfect place for a fel recdy, I was an underage feller what to do, what to do ... I know, free time you should cruise on be looking to recover from the loss low like Mark to take a trip. myself during that time. Now, let's try to hook up with a wee lit down to San Diego; it's got more of key contributors to graduation. However, while most of us while most of us grow out of this tie high schooler partying after high schools per square block "The varsity will be good, but associate Disneyworld with the by our 18th birthday, remember returning home from a dance in than most places, and with all the not as strong as last year,· Casey famed amusement park, Chmu that people mature at different her ribbon and banner-strung spring birthdays, a good number said. ra was actually talking about paces, and some people never . schoo! gymnasium. Yes, Markie, I of the ladies will now be as legal TRAVELER'S DEPOT _ Varsity head coach Michael Fil Disneyworld High School, mature at all. know, I have seen the Britney as the day is long. And on top of ippone will be looking for returnee • Discount Travel Packs located about a half-hour from Remember, Chmura, there are Spears videos too and I under that there are also plenty of bub - Tom Whitzgall to lead this year's his house. There were going to plenty of ladies around, and lots stand the effect they can have on blin' Jacuzzis in which to do your • Travel BookI, Maps varsity team to its goals, which • All your EuraU Supplies! be some awesome keggers there of them actually will not imprison a man .. But please, you can easily thing. include winning the Cal Cup for this weekend ... and the girls you. Watching you fidget around persuade many an elder lass to Party on Mark, party on. • Locks, Cable Locks, Division IVIII and the San Diego Sleep Sheet, PICk Towel, Crew Classic on April 7 and April Teva Sport Sandals 8. The Tritons are looking to Rain Gear and avenge last year's loss, in which all Accessorlts. they came in second to Trinity Uni We're In PB juIt up tilt versity by less than a second. This IIrMIIrom Council TrIWI year, UCSD has an extra incentive It 11155 GlmeI Ave to beat Trinity as the previous 858-483-1 '2fl.~'" freshman coach, Jim Oaks, is now an assistant for them. The Tritons are also seeking to extend their domination of their local adversaries. "We definitely don't like all the San Diego area schools: Casey said. "Since Filippone has been here we haven't lost to any of ,those schools. There's this pride with not wanting to lose to them." With such a strong freshman group, UCSD crew will most likely be dominating its neighbors for a long.time to come. "This program has a lot of potential," Casey said. "Right now we're probably the fifth-best pro gram on the West Coast. We defi FEB. Central Campus nitely have the athletes and the 12 potential to be a top competitor." AP&" • Bumr's Office Add the fact that their event on AD DEADLINE: Canyon Vim • CfnW Hall *Galles , Com,eddem Jast minutes from the bord • . Sunday was 2,000 meters, which is TODAY, FEB. 8, 2PM , Club "ed • Geilfl Library more sprint-oriented and shorter * PrIJes , GiveawtVS TrmlSportation availaJje with IIXICOACR. GenmlStore • Grove Caffe than mos"! programs are used to at HII Lecture Halls . this point in the year, and their Call (858) 534-3466 *WIld party for aD 1 -866 ROSARITO "arshall Dean 's Off ice dominance is even more impres to reserve your Blkili , bard body wWN.rosaritobeachhotel.com sive. "'... of war Role per pelton. Sun .Thu'• . 1",·$01 ~gh., b~d on ~ . Occ PkJs tQlrt Advonc. t.'er'IIotlOf\l "ed School Library "We have a lot of depth," Casey ad space. • "6 req.ired. limited ovolcbilty Void flQf'fl Mar 9 th 1 0~ ' 6Th. Not voI d with d~ PfOmotlOns ".0.". · Pepper Canyon ApI! . said. "The biggest thing right now Petmon Hall • Porter's Pub is fitness and mental toughness." Price Center • Rathskeller To top it all off, the men's crew hgistnr's Office team this year has already landed Rmlle Sundry Store three top-notch recruits from Orange Coast College. These Solis Hall • Tioca/Tmya Halls recruits will help UCSD extend its Warren Lecture Halls dynasty well into the future. York Hall • Undergrad Library The Tritons will be looking to University Bookstore build on Sunday's performance USf Credit Union this weekend, as they go head-to head with Loyola Marymount in a preseason scrimmage at Mission COU!GE STllJENTS CANNOT LIVE ON ' Bay. G Tennis: RAMEN NOODLES AlONE. Eat w\tll your bean. Outer -Campus Up next for the team is ""AC • UNU Cal State L.A. ...,. s.perColputtr Cuter hstit.lf .1 t~e AMericas Gilll3l OriYf Info Booth last year. The match will take place Tomy Pim Cuter Friday in Los Angeles at 1 :30 p.m. If anyone is going home to L.A., Nort~ T.P. Info Booth If wnas:theY're saying is true, then you could use BALANCE GOLD~ It has a 40-30-30 ratio of carbs) protein please stop by to root for your team! Ckipotle SIO Library • Suckropolis, SID After that comes the Saturday d dietary fat which provides your body with energy. And who knew there are 23 vitamins and .irf.~erl Hall, SIO showdown at 1 p.m. with Cal Poly minerals in all those peanuts, caramel and rich chocolate flavor. To learn more, log on to Balance.com. Thrtn H.spital, El Pomona, a team that beat the 1li Early Oi" ....4 Edmti .. Cltr. tons in a convincing fashion last' season. The match will take place at the north courts on camp~ The men's tennis team has FUlllEU·t f ••• RIE MIS.. something to prove this weekend against good competition. VILlA IA JalA I.u. SI. I t ...... " • f t ft' .... . t ...... ,. * ... • •...... ~ ...... _.. ... ~ 20 SPORTS The UCSD Guardian Thursday, February 8, 2001 ". owe. lot to my parents. E...... 1y to lIlY -u..rand,...... -