Jacksonville State University JSU Digital Commons Chanticleer Historical Newspapers 1973-12-03 Chanticleer | Vol 5, Issue 11 Jacksonville State University Follow this and additional works at: https://digitalcommons.jsu.edu/lib_ac_chanty Recommended Citation Jacksonville State University, "Chanticleer | Vol 5, Issue 11" (1973). Chanticleer. 566. https://digitalcommons.jsu.edu/lib_ac_chanty/566 This Book is brought to you for free and open access by the Historical Newspapers at JSU Digital Commons. It has been accepted for inclusion in Chanticleer by an authorized administrator of JSU Digital Commons. For more information, please contact [email protected]. JACKSONVlLLE STATE UNIVERSITY VOL. V NO. 11 MONDAY, DECEMBER 3,1973 - Holiday Issue The JSU Dance Company presents a Christmas Concert today and tomorrow at 8 pm in LCA. You can see this concert for $1.00 (general admission) or 50 cents (student). Some of the featured performers are the Ragdolls in the picture above. The Ragdolls are from left: DeVe10 p - Rhonda Ward, Tuscaloosa and Regina Burdette, Guntersville. Mental Chanti Editor Leaves Reading By BILL LI'ITLWOHN Group Pictures Steven J. Allen, editor of the but failed to obtain an order CHANTICLEER, announced his calling for his reinstatement. In Lab resignation over radio station an out~f-courtcompromise, he WDNG Sunday morning, Nov. 25. was reinstated as coeditor of the For Mimosa Have you heard about the The resignation comes in the CHANTICLEER along with Carl Group pictures are scheduled Please be prompt. The Developmental Reading Lab for wake of disagreements between Phillips, the associate editor, on to be-made for the Mimosa at 7 following procedure will be used. university students which is now Allen and the Publications bard, Nov. 20th. pm. in the Student Commons Promptly at seven, two groups open in Ramona Wood Building. which dismissed Allen on Friday, The current editor is Carl Auditorium as follows: will be called up and posed in Here is your opportunity to im- Nov. 16th. Allen then took his case Phillips, who will fill the post Monday, December 3: Student separate sections of the prove your speed in reading and to a federal court in Birmingham, until the end of the fall semester. Nurses Association, Economics auditorium. The picture will be comprehension of material you Club, Panhellenic Council, In- made. The group will be asked to do read. What could it mean to tafraternity Council, Women's mve several feet away and you? Less time spent on reading Rifle Team, Men's Rifle Team, r+ ain in the same formation so assignments. More com- Rangers, ROTC Sponsors, thag.names may be taken for prehension of textbook material. Scabbard & Blade, Phi Beta identification purposes. We ask Better grades. The good reader Lambda, Sigma Alpha Alpha, that ypur group appear as can become better. The fair Baptist Christian Ministry, The scheduled because changing. the reader can become good. The Catholic Student Association, schedule to please individuals or poor reader can become fair. Black Student Union, Alpha Eta particular \ clubs is impossible. The cost of the course is your Epsilon, Phi Mu Alpha, Delta We use thi system because the time and effort if you are enrolled Omicron, United Christian time allow\ more people to be at J. S. U. Many people pay Students. United Christian present uithqut missing classes dollars for this service in the Ministry. and use of the' auditorium which business world but to the J. S. U. Tuesday, December 4: J Club, is the only xqeeting place on student it is FREE. Lex Corpus, Law Club, campus lighted for making The Developmental Reading Psychology Club, Council for pictures of large +goups at night Lab is open on Monday, Wed- Exceptional Ed., SEA, Ushers' allows us to keep to a schedule nesday, and Friday from 9:50 Club, Geography Club, Physical regardless of weather conditions. am .-2:20 p.m. and on Tuesday Education Club, Home We appreciate your cooperation and Thursday from 9:30 am.-2:10 Economics Club, Art Guild, in this matter. Working together pm. Contact Dr. Martha Howell Masque & Wig, Women's like this will serve to make the or Mr. Eugene Jones if you are Counselors, Men's Counselors, 1974 Mimosa better. interested in joining a group. Future Secretaries Association, Thank you, The Writers' Club, Pi Gamma Mark McRae and Susan Mu, Phi Mu Chi Beta, Kappa Steadman, Section Editors; Miss Merry Delta Epsilon. Mrs. Opal Lovett, Adviser. Christmas Registration News Pageant From Dr. Miles The University is adopting a We are, therefore, asking that On Thursday, Dec. 6th, Circle plan to identify students by their students give us their social K will sponsor the Miss Merry social security numbers, a plan of security numbers--and student Christmas Pageant. The entry identification which is gaining numbers-when they file permits fee for each contestant is $10. The acceptance by all segments of to register and when they com- admission price is a $1 donation. our society. We hope that the plete registration forms. Those All proceeds will go to buy toys social security number system students who have not yet ob- for needy children which will be will, in the near future, supplant tained a social security number distributed on the 10th of our method of identifying should apply for one through the December during the Christmas students by a University proper feder a1 agency as soon as party which will be reigned over From left Ellen Jane Branhan, Jacksonville; Denise Dikes, Miami, generated student number. possible. by Miss Merry Christmas and Florida; Gayle Mitchell, Calera. Santa. 2 Monday, December 3,1973, CHANTICLEER Please I'd Rather Not Hear It By JANE INGRAM (A Professional Giftwrapper) Is there any charge? I'll bet you can't wrap an Is it too late to get this wrap- What would you have done if I know you probably dm2 have Scotch tape hadn't been in- Why dm't you wrap for Kit- umbrella ! ped? a box for this birdcage but--could W's? Giftwrapping is the easiest Why are they playing jingle vented? you wrap it anyway? Don't you have any prettier Why don't you wrap gifts from work of all, isn't it? bells over and over? I'll bet you can't wrap this Can't paper? I've seen lots nicer at other stores? Can you wrap this before you you hwy? hatbox ! Wrap it for Christmas and then dose? It won't take ten minutes Why don't you put those left- Penny's. Why should I show you my You haven't been giftwrapping wrap it for mailing. (Clothes hamper ) . over bells on my package? receipt? Ill have you know I'm Why don't you put some little Who does this brown belt What will you do for a job now? very long have you? an honest person and a long-time Honey-I just want two boxes extra touches on my gift? belong to? Why are you staring at the customer ! for these small itans. I'll wrap Where is that paper you had Why did you throw away the dock with that dazed expression? them at home. What! Do you I don't like that paper! I'd last year? price tags? Hey Lady! Whatcha doing on mean to tell me that you don't rather have the green and gold Don't you have any more shirt Can'tyou look under all that the floor under all that paper? have any better ones? Don't you with red bells. boxes? paper and find my sales ticket? Lady? I wonder why she doesn't have any green bows? This is the last time I wait until + Don't you know how to fold Hey! You wrapped my blue tie answer? the last minute to do Christmas anything ? with her nightgown! Ha! Bet you can't wrap this- Don't you have any green *opping ! Why does my present look as if Honey-that gift was for a but I hope you can. bows? Couldn't you wait on me first? it's about to buldge out at the man-NOT a woman! What do you mean? I've never 1 don't like that gold paper. My lunch hour is almost up. (My seams? Would you like for me to come heard of anyone running out of Take it off and rewrap it in the husband's riding around the Don't you have a larger bag? in there and show you how to red bows! It isn't Christmas if you don't have red bows. green. block; I'm overparked . etc.). I didn't want this gift, so I wrap? That's a dear. Would you mind wrapping wrapped it for something else. You look tired! What would you have done if Since you're just standing there these (15 pairs of socks and 10 Would you wrap it again? Do you dream about this at Scotch tape hadn't been in- with nothing to do, I'll give you ties) separately? And would you I'll bet you dream about night? vented? something to wrap! please put different paper and wrapping-don't you? I wish I had an easy job like Hey! I was here first ! Would you mind wrapping bows on each? Oh yes, write the Can't you wrap any better than this ! Aren't you glad that machine these (25 pieces of costume name on them, too ! that? Hey ! Christmas is almost here. makes bows for you? jewelry) separately? Ill bet you make bows in your sleep. World Sy BEVERLY TODD Cast your eye upon the sunlit sky As the glowing colors play upon Each waitful leaf, of a nearby tree.