Yearbook Announcement Soccer Season Opens Information on distribution and time of arri­ "Gus" Donoghue's champion soccer eleven val of the '56 DON was announced this g>an Jfranct&o Jfogfjorn opens its season tomorrow with an exhibi­ week. See story below. tion against the Alumni. See story on page 3. OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF THE ASSOCIATED STUDENTS, UNIVERSITY OF SAN FRANCISCO I VOLUME 48 SAN FRANCISCO, SEPTEMBER 21, 1956 NO. 1 Brubeck Arrives Financial Report A New Deal For Jazz Concert Highlights First Prior To Mixer Legislature Confab AU you jazz fans: Dave Bru­ By JACK ABAD esident Freshmen H beck is coming! FOGHORN Staff Writer A week from today (Friday, The ASUSF is now in its September 28), the renowned "worst financial condition Dave Brubeck Quartet, voted ever," Treasurer Jack Hein­ the best jazz band by sius told the '56-'57 Student Legislature at their first ses­ Conventio Downbeat and Metranome, sion last Tuesday in the Semc- Keeping in step with this FOGHORN Photo by Lee Hoagland moves into Phelan Hall for a'ri a Room. year's political conventions for concert as part of the Black SITE OF TONIGHT'S Welcome Dance is shown above. Be­ However, there need be no ''Worst Financial Condition Ever" nominating presidential can­ hind the parked automobiles is Whitney's Surf Club located Hawk Club sponsored series. drastic curtailment of spend­ didates, the Phelan Hall mem­ on the Great Highway south of the Cliff House and at the For the price of one dollar ing, Heinsius admitted, al­ bers of the Class of '60, held foot of Balboa Street. Here amid an atmosphere of Hawaiian one too. YOU can gain admission to though he cautioned the Legis­ shirts and other appropriate setting, Howard Fredericks and Last Monday night at the the 8 to 10 show. lature to "think before they his orchestra will open this year's USF social calendar. spend." Hall a general meeting was Brubeck, as a matter of rec held with the approval of Rev­ ord, has appeared on the Ed In addition to this announce­ erend Francis Moore, S.J., Sullivan Show and the Come ment, no important lawmaking Dean of Students. Its purpose dy Hour. He ranks as the was enacted at, the meeting was to get the frosh behind the number one record-seller in adjourned a brief 55 minutes Phelan Hall candidates for lance the field of progressive jazz after its beginning by a rap of class officers so that they and numerous articles pertain President Al Boro's shiny could counteract any block ing to him have appeared in new gavel. movement that was proposed Time, Life, and other leading Difference From Last Year by the 'street-car' students. magazines. There is now only $223.50 Seventy per cent of those ASUSF veep Bob Bianco, in the General Activities Fund, invited put in an appearance who arranged Brubeck's ap­ the treasury upon which the and through name-calling and pearance, announced, "Bru­ Legislature draws. This total hand-raising established a beck is to jazz what Beethoven is compared to well-over a solid slate to back for today's is to symphony." thousand dollars in the fund elections. at this time last year. ctivities Featured along with the NO OBLIGATION Brubeck Quartet will be vocal A large rash of spending "They (freshmen) are under The Hilltop social year opens this evening with the annual ist Anita O'Day, who, along shortly before summer vaca no moral obligation to vote for Welcome or "Aloha" Dance at the Surf Club located on the with the jazz man," obtained tion by last year's body drain the men we have chosen," Great Highway at the Beach. the vote of Downbeat and Met­ ed the continuous fund to the stated self-appointed chair­ ranome as No. 1 jazz singer point where there "just wasn't man Joe Burns from Caldwell, According to Chairman Bob Bianco, bids have been selling throughout America. Having enough money left," said Idaho. Sponsored by the ASUSF, this traditional dance is de­sung at one time with the Stan Heinsius. Burns further commented signed especially for the freshmen and other new students, Kenton Band, Miss O'Day has In discussion with Boro that, "the reason we had the favorably for this event which appeared in night clubs from last year's student body Treas­ FOGHORN Photo by Lee Hoagiand meeting (which has never be­ will run from 9 'til 1 in the coast to coast and currently is urer, Heinsius granted that the THIS WEEK'S MEETING of the Student Legislature is shown in its first session in the fore been done by an incoming appearing at the Black Hawk morning. Howard Fredericks Fight Arises Administration would allow Semeria Room. Presidents' Council Chairman A. Peter Keegan is shown addressing mem­ class), was just to get a man and his orchestra, familiar to An all-star jazz group led by them unlimited credit. "Be­ bers of the Legislature. Highlights of the assemblage was ASUSF Treasurer Jack Heinsius' to give us proper representa­ Bay Area dance-goers, have Johnny Marabuto will also per sides, we should realize a pro­ tion." On Crowded report that the student body is "in its worst financial condition ever." Also shown ere (I. to been selected to furnish the form. fit on Friday's dance that we Burns had heard about the music. Coordinating the efforts of can run on until we get our r.) the ASUSF President and Vice-President, respectively, Al Boro and Bob Bianco. strong St. Ignatius faction Dress is informal with Ha­ Schools these celebrities is master of allotment." which drifts to the Hilltop waiian shirts and sport cloth­ UNION CITY, N.J. ceremonies Don Pitts. San The student allotment of Foreign Awards Elections Today each year and supposedly es for the men and summer Tossing pedagogical pru­ Franciscans know Pitts as a $2400. taken from the activ gains control of the Frosh cottons for the ladies being young disc jockey who haity's s fees of all students, will voting power. dence to the winds, Katherine the order of the evening. Bids, been affiliated with KYA and not be turned over to the Available for The truth is that there has on sale for $2 per couple, may Burton, women's columnist for now spins the platters on KGO fund until later in the semes­ Battle Looms For been only one freshman presi­ be Obtained from the Student The Sign, national Catholic every evening. ter. College Students dent from the University's Body Office at Loyola Lodge magazine published here, let Continuing what promises Boro Receives Gauge preparatory school in the last nr from any student body of­ , TV lists are now open for loose all her adjective ammu­ to be a highlight of this year's 1 seven years. Three out of the ficer. Shortly before Heinsius's U.S. college students to apply nition to slay the suggestion social events, Charley Stern "go slow" announcement, Freshman Officers last seven presidents were Working on the arrange­ and his Quartet take over the for a two-year Marshall Scho­ resident students. that sending Catholic children Boro was presented with an ments along with Bianco are bandstand for the ASUSF larship award for study at a By JERRY FINN1GAN When Burns was asked if in the first four grades to pub­ engraved gavel of gold and the committee composed of Mixer. The social inter-min wood that is traditionally pre­ British university. FOGHORN Staff Writer he thought such a block vote lic schools would be a way of gling will last from 10 'til 12 Dave Lewis, Stan Cabebe, Jer- sented to the incoming Presi­ Applications should be in as The elections today for Freshman Class officers shapes as the convention indicated rv Harrison, Marge Strain, solving overcrowding in Catho­ and chairman Bianco stated would tend to split the fresh­ dent. early as possible in October up as a real battle with the race for the representative post Ray Kelleher, Bill Kelly, lic schools. "all students from Bay Area Among other happenings at man class, he repeated the Sandy Walker, Larry Sorini, colleges are invited to attend." and in any case not later than I highlighting the day's balloting. comment that there was no The idea, at least according the meeting were: Larry Browne, Henry Melen- A report by Athletic Mode­ October 31, 1956, for thej Polls will open this morning at 9:30 in the Lounge, obligation to vote for the men dez, Reynold Bianchi, Dave to Mrs. Burton, is "disquiet­ rator Rev. Ralph Tichenor, scholarship to be taken up in The house nearly came down Wednesday night when nominated, but the main pur­ Clisham, Frank Adiego, Chuck ing," "alarming," "startling," S.J., discussing the progress the fall of 1957. [nominations were made for candidates to represent the pose of the meeting was to Shaddle, and Bernie Dang. Talent for Rallies familiarize the frosh with the "shortsighted," and "singular­ of the intramural tackle foot­ Any American student ofj Freshman Class in the Student ball program; expressing the student from Livermore High respective men and to learn ly inept." Sought in Pool either sex, married or single, Legislature, what each office entailed. belief that it will be success­ may apply for one of the) Burns, who was selected School, was the only woman "The Church in America," ful. Joe ASUSF President Al Boro Admissions Office submits Mrs. Burton, "is ver­ awards, provided he or she last Monday in a sub-rosa nominated for representative. and Vive-President Bob Bian­ By Drama Group A report by Head Cheer­ is under 28 years of age and satile enough and can find a leader and head of the FIC meeting of the freshman resi­ While at Livermore High she co both attending the gathering has had three years' college dents of Phelan Hall to be which was held after the 'ok' Calls Volunteers better idea." The College Players an­ Bob Antonsen concerning cri­ education. served as president of the nounced that they will set up ticism of the initiation: "Our their nominee for the office of Girls' Athletic Association and The thinking behind the Applications are considered representative, declined to an entertainment pool to aidcommitte e merely regulates secretary-treasurer of the Stu­ For Campus Public proposal, as Mrs. Burton out- Head Yell Leader Bob Anton­ by home region —• Northern, have his name placed in nom­ initiation; it is every student's Eastern, Southern, Middle dent Body. Miss Francisco Interested in promoting thejhnes it, in her column in these n in the production of rallies job to do the actual initiating. ination. this year. Western, and Pacific — and thanked those who had placed University to potential USF October issue of The Sign, is A financial statement by Opposing the stand of the Antonsen put out a call for awards are made on the basis Phelan Hall Frosh was Bill her name in nomination and material? that the change "would relieve BSC chief Ray Casoudamecq, of character as well as scho­ all persons who can perform summing their assets at Kievitch, a freshman on a promised to do "her best" if Then the Office of Admis­ the shortage of religious teach­ some type of routine, whether lastic achievement. The scho­ scholarship from Ripon High $670.11; or more than $400 larships are for two years' elected. sions has a job for you. ers, and it would make a lot of it be singing, dancing, imper­ over the Activities Fund total. School, who said in his nom­ classrooms available for older sonations, and so on. Such eli­ study at any British university ination speech that if elected The two with the highest Each year this branch of the New Banner Needed (the student's preference will number of votes will auto­ administration headed by Dr.boy s and girls, thus bringing gible persons should contact he would "represent the en­ him, the College Players at A motion by Antonsen to be followed wherever pos­ tire freshman class and notmaticall y become the Fresh­ Augustine P. Donoghue main­ more teen-agers in the range purchase a new USF banner sible), plus a cash award of man Bepresentatives. tains a staff of students who their office beneath the audi­ just a portion of it." This was of religious teaching, they torium, or in the Players' con­ for display at basketball $1,540 a year for living ex­ an obvious blast at the sup­ In the race for Freshman travel to different high schools being more likely to run into games; tabled until it could penses and tourist class trans­ Class President, Mike Cutone to speak about the University. vocation box. porters of Joe Burns and it trouble than the small ones." be definitely established that portation to and from the brought a thunder of boos looms the favorite. Mike hails In charge of this year's staff Much cooperation from all the old one is lost or burnt United Kingdom. talented persons will be neces­ from the audience. from Riordan and is an Eng­ is Frank Trumbower who COUNTERING REMARKS (on last year's trip to Evans­ Students wishing to try for lish major. A member of the wants to see you. Trips, ac­ sary to provide a series of ton) as suspected. After the nominations, Kie­ Mrs. Burton counters by spirited rallies during the an award should apply to Riordan football team, Mike cording to Trumbower, will be A demand by Clubs' Repre­ their regional committee. Ap­ vitch told the FOGHORN that in the afternoons during the making some proposals of her coming year. he felt there was a danger of played in the 2nd annual East- own to increase the number of sentative Peter Keegan that plications should be addressed West 20-30 football game in early part of the next two or last year's class excellence the freshman class dividing Catholic teachers. They in­ to H. M. Consul General, c-o August, and participated in­ JOE BURNS three months. awards be awarded; answered San Francisco (Pacific area), into three major segments; the clude: Latest on '56 Don Joe Burns faction, alumni of tramurals. He was Student Man Behind the Scene If you are even mildly with the appointment of a and should include such de­ Body president at Riordan curious about this project in 1. Persuade some of the The 1956 DON, anxiously-committee (with Keegan tails as preference for univer­ Riordan High School, and the from the Dean of Men, Rever­ divided majority. and feels he has the experi­ which you may talk on the members of cloistered awaited by last year's student chairman) to see that award sity in Britain and study sub­ ence to make the "class of end Father Moore, S.J. with various colleges of the Uni­ orders to teach. body and alumni, can be ex­winners (one of whom is Kee­ jects. Kievitch's most popular ri­ 1960 the best that ever passed the general consensus being versity and on some of its ac­ 2. Hire lay teachers. pected definitely by October 1, gan) be rewarded. vals are Tom Maguire fromthroug h the halls of the Uni­ there was nothing wrong with tivities, contact Trumbower at Editor John Crillo said earlier Mrs. Burton expresses the Reno and a resident at Phelan versity of San Francisco." it. Admission Office. view that somehow the extra this week. At State Fair Hall, and Warren Hinkle from The following day at the Proofs submitted early in Western Heart Group Riordan. The two other nominees are Student Legislature during money can be found to pay the The University of San Fran­ Bob DuRard from Bellarmine salaries of teaching laymen. July were returned two weeks Maguire, who was captain of the discussion period Junior Meets at St. Francis cisco, which won top honors and Boyer August from Bishop "Surely we are not so ago and all that remains is the the Riordan football team, Representative Bill Clotere Campus actual publication of the book. Over a thousand physicians last year for its educational ex­ O'Dowd. Both are scholarship raised the question of the thoughtless that, after all the hibit at the California State and who boasts having been "Since we have a contract from the eleven Western students. soundness of the idea of such blood and tears that went into states, Hawaii, and Alaska are Fair, had again a unique dis­ Junior Class President there, Calendar the building of our present with the company for a said that if elected he would August said that the presi­ meetings. expected to attend the sessions play at Sacramento when (he dent should have "the aspect Catholic school system, we deadline of October 1," of the 27th annual postgradu­ 1956 State Fair opened Wed­ try to bring back a tradition POLITICAL MACHINE said Crillo, "the books must whereby the freshman class of the devoted leader and take rn„ . , - c are now going to let it go to ate symposium of the Sannesday , August 29. He "was afraid that more s 6 be received by then or a vio­ would have the opportunity to a personal interest in his TODAY, Sept .21 — ASUSF pieces for suc h reasons a* not Francisco Heart Association The University s exhibit not meetings such as that held in lation of the contract will return the displeasure of in­class." He was Senior Class Welcome Dance, Surf Club at enough room and no money to be held October 3-4-5 at the only contained replicas of out­ Phelan Hall . . . might cause occur." itiation to the upper classmen president at Bishop O'Dowd the Beach, 9 'til 1; Freshman for lay teachers," Mrs. Bur- St. Francis Hotel. standing buildings on the USF and is a Political Science (eventually) a 'Phelan Hall ton adds Rev. Francis A. Moore, S.J., political machine'." Class Elections; Sophomore - Nationally - known medical campus, but included a color­ A darkhorse for representa­ major. Class Representative Election; She concludes: "I cannot Dean of Students, announced authorities from Boston. New ful photo-rama of events held tive is Gil Medeiros, an Eng­ Clotere further expressed a that he has selected the lish major from Marin Cath­ DuRard was Student Body desire for "a more democra­ Last Day of registration and for but say, when I read that there York, Houston, Philadelphia, in commemoration of its Cen­ are those in our Church who Lounge of the Liberal Arts and Rochester (Minn.) will pre­ tennial Year observance. High­ olic, who can claim having president at Bellarmine last tic frosh vote because (first adding classes. feel they cannot find a better Building as the location for sent recent developments in lights of the USF championship been Student Body President year and came up 2nd in theyea r students) really do not be­ National Oratorical Contest. SATURDAY, September 22 — way to meet this situation distribution of the '56 DON. the diagnosis and treatment of basketball team's season, in­ there. Medeiros said that it come full-fledged members of > the Soscer: USF vs. Alumni, Ath­ which is before them: "Don't Last year's seniors will re­ heart disease based on the cluding the Dons' recent good would be a "privilege" to rep­ £, J^J T?/^"Tff iATQ ASUSF until their soph- will tour of South America letic Field, 10:30 a.m. give up Peter's ship to eas­ ceive their yearbooks through most recent research done at resent the Freshman Class. oee LjL^rjVj 1 /L//Voimore year when most of them ily.' " the mail. major medical centers. were featured pictorially. Marty Francisco, a nursing —Continued on Page 2 I throw off the clique." IGHT AT T SAN FRANCISCO FOGHORN Friday, Sept. 21, 1956 PAGE 2 ROTC Cadets 'Rose of Deltasig' Loran Returns; Baxter and Bard Elections Spend Six Weeks Contest Opens BSC Tightens It's All Over-Again Continued from Page I— Offering Nears USF's chapter of the Delta Unless one of the three At Summer Camp Sigma Pi business administra­ Parking Rules nominees for prexy can come It was the 23rd of June last tion fraternity revealed plans Hilltop Debut up with 51% of the total vote, Off-campus students driving summer when sixty-one ROTC this week for the forthcoming their motor vehicles to school there will be a run-off of the Cadets, midway between their Are your parents interested crowning of the Rose of Delta this week encountered some­ in Shakespeare? How about top two on Monday. junior and senior years, re­ Sig.' thing new as they attempted your friends around the neigh­ Gene Traverso and Bob Mar- ported to Headquarters, Ft. to park on campus. borhood? ron oppose each other for the Lewis, Washington. ASUSF President Al Boro, office of vice president. In the ensuing six weeks who is chairman of the selec­ As you remember if you The USF Evening Division tried to enter via the two "by­ offers you an authority in Dr. Marron was president of the these student representatives tion committee, stated that from USF underwent inten­ ways on Golden Gate Avenue Frank Baxter and the "Bard" Block Society and captain of "the fraternity desires all or that north of the Parker in William Shakespeare. Put the football team at Riordan. sive training in military fun­ girls (this includes all USFi damentals. Ave. Faculty House, signs with them together and you have He is at USF on a scholarship student nurses) enrolled in any various directions were ob­ "Shakespeare on TV," a col­ and majors in Business Ad­ Colonel George R. Carey, college having business ad­ structing passage of your auto­ lege course to be offered via ministration. He said he felt PMS&T of the ROTC chapter ministration courses to enter." mobile. KQED beginning this Monday he could do much for the on campus, was regimental One queen and two prin­ All this was due to the la­ at 8:30 p.m. Freshman Class, especially if commander of cadets from cesses will be selected at the REV. ANDREW C. BOSS, teamed with Cutone. other West Coast institutions bors of one Thomas Loran, This course offering is espe Rose of Delta Sig Dance sched­ S.J., Director of the USF "chancellor" of the Board of daily designed for parents and Traverso is a graduate of uled for the evening of Octo­ Labor - Management School, Student Control, who person­ elder people who, through no Saint Vincent's High School in ber 6. Subsequently, a national is shown bedecked with flor­ ally saw to it that each and fault of their own, have never Petaluma and was secretary of queen will be chosen from al leis on his arrival in Hono­ every car entering the prem­ come to appreciate fully the the Student Body there. "With among the queens of the other lulu this summer. Fr. Boss ises from Parker Avenue re­ Great Master; or who desire the proper leadership, this eighty-eight chapters of the conducted a series of labor ceived a copy of Campus Re­ to improve their cultural back could be the best class in the national fraternity. clinics at the invitation of gulations for Parking. ground. University," he said. Hawaiian labor and manage­ Boro further said that all in­ Loran, bearing No. 1 on his About Dr. Baxter, Richard The office of secretary- terested girls should submit ment leaders. He returned to San Francisco last week to official badge, commences his Dyer McCann of Christian treasurer will go to either Joan their entry composed of a pic­ second season this year as Science Monitor said: "He Waterman or Doug Holloway. ture and name and address prepare for the opening of the 17th season of the Labor "campus attendant." Together plays to the camera with the Miss Waterman, a nursing by Wednesday, September 26. with student members of the skill of a trouper and the student, said, "I will do my Management School which opens October 2nd. BSC, he will be responsible for charm of a Falstaff. For years best if elected. As long as those red tickets whipping in he has had a galloping disdain there are girls in this school Biblical Zoo Founder of 1948 the Zoo was in danger the breeze and attached to au­ for Shakespeare's many bad they should hold office." A tomobile windshield wipers. friends: pedantic critics, par­ graduate of Notre Dame High, Gives Lecture at USF of total destruction, but Dr. sers, and elocutionists. He can Shulov and his associates Before you park your ve­ Belmont, she was active in Professor Aharon Shulov of hicle in that restricted zone, take on the showmen now as student clubs and a member evacuated the animals from well as the scholars, and dem­ the Hebrew University in the danger zone and preserved keep in mind this man, his of the California Scholarship leather jacket, and his bifocals. onstrate to both that there is a COLONEL CAREY Jerusalem and Director of the the exhibit intact. Federation. She is presently Jerusalem Biblical Zoo spoke It could mean money to you! middle road between them the secretary to the editor of ROTC Camp Commander DOCTOR AT NAPLES that leads to a large and loyal the USF Yearbook. at the first Fall-semester meet­ audience." included the USF three-score ing of the Wasmann Biological Prof. Shulov received his problems of insect and pest Holloway graduated from unit. Here at Ft. Lewis, located Society held in the Lecture doctor's degree at the Univer control. In regard to a video medium Mt. Home High School in Ida­ sity of Naples. He is a leading of education "Dr. Baxter may in western Washington about Room of the Gleason Library Dr. Shulov is at present in ho. A history major, he resides seventeen miles south of Ta at 8 p.m. on Tuesdav, Septem­ authority on locusts, spiders this country to attend a num­ take the credit for making the and scorpions. in Phelan Hall and says he coma on US highway 99 ber 18. ber of professional confer­ Frosh Smoker entire nation aware of the fact picked USF because he felt it Apart from having lectured that teaching is being done on training included extensive ences, including the Interna­ was the "best college." Senior work in map reading, weapons The Jerusalem Biblical Zoo widely on his chosen field, he tional Entomological Congress television and done highly ef­ Class treasurer at Mt. Home, is the only collection of its has published numerous pa fectively," says William Cum firing, and tactical exercise. in Montreal, the Convention of he said, "a secretary-treasurer High point of the summer type in the world. It is a col­ pers, articles and books. He is the American Institute of Park Annual Initiation mings in This Is Educational should be capable of meeting lection housing every animal Consultant to the Government Television. camp was reached on the Executives in Seattle and the the students, getting to know fourth and sixth weeks when mentioned in the Bible. of Israel and the Israel De­ International Recreation Con­ A series of seventeen lee them, and finding out their bivouacs were conducted. This During the Arab-Israel War fense Army, advising them on gress in Philadelphia. tures is scheduled this fall problems. included training under field is to End with a final exam set for those conditions. taking the course for credit Excluding the run for vice "This evening officially terminates your initiation . . ." If you know someone who president and secretary-treas­ The six-week training is by urer, where there are only no means a novelty for cadets CLOSEODT S. With these words ASUSF President Al Boro got the An-'wishes to improve "his soul" nual Frosh Smoker underway. and who wants to do so with two running, there is a possi­ both here and at other units throughout the country. All the guidance of the world-fa bility of a run-off Monday. LINCOLNS and MERCURYS A traditional affair, the smoker is held the second Wednes­ Advanced ROTC students are 4Kb. 4H*\\ KM day of the school year and with its conclusion the initiation mous Dr. Frank Baxter of Uni­ With the exception of Gir­ ard, Holloway and Miss Water­ required to undergo training of the freshman ends. versity of Southern California at Ft. Lewis between their then by all means have him or man, who are 17, the nominees Following Boro's introduc­ Seven Sophs Vie third and fourth years. her contact the Eve. Div. are 18 years of age. 2 ff.39 \kW JB 5tksW excluding tax and license tory speech was an address by Bob Bianco, Vice-President of For Representative TYPING the ASUSF and Social Chair­ Also see our... SAFE-BUY Used Cars A Sophomore representative man, and an explanation of HEADACHES Hurry down and get in on the big Sale going on at Lake Me^ed Motors. intramural athletics by Vince to the Student Legislature will School Time Is Refill Time be elected today to fill a va­ Typing terms papers and WE'RE GIVING AWAY thousands of trouble free miles on new and used cars. Briare, assistant intramural other reports done by expert director. cancy made by Charley Frac­ FINEST QUALITY Come in and give us your deal at . . . chia who has left the USF Stu­ STAINLESS STELL BALL typist. Fast service and rea­ Leading off the evening's dent Body to enter the Jesuit PRECISION MANUFACTURED sonable rates. Editing done if entertainment was Dominican Seminary at Los Gatos. 20% LONGER WRITING TIME desired. Contact the USF College. Introduced by Miss UNCON. GUARANTEED Lakem€*r«*cd Motors Joan Sanguinetti, Gail Maitre Nominations for the posi­ Labor Management School. 4050 19th Avenue JU 6-5324 tion closed last Wednesday EASILY INSTALLED sang "Wouldn't It Be Lovely" MOST ACCURATE BREAK OFF and Miss Marie Ahern panto­ with seven names offered. mimed to "Hernando's Hide­ They were: Patrick H. King, THE SENSATIONAL NEW MASTER REFILL away." The third Dominican Dennis Sullivan, Jim David, IS SILVER LINED THROUGHOUT HAPPY-JOE-LUCKY presents STICKLERS number was a pantomime to Michael McCormack, Frank (CONTROLS INK FLOW) "Steam Heat," by Miss Winnie Trumbower, Don Moses, and Turner and Miss Iris Conpo- Mike Rourke. MASTER REFILLS domico. The nominee with the great STANDARD REFILLS Next came Don McCarthy, a est number of votes will be USF Freshman, who sang and elected. There will be no run­ played the piano. off. MASTERCRAFT PEN COMPANY Don was followed by seven Elections will take place to­ Monterey, California Mesdames from College of day between 9:00 and 1:30 in Holy Names, Belmont, who the Student Lounge. sang a medley of tunes. Freshman, and nominee for Secretary - Treasurer, Miss Joan Waterman, played the Bumble Boogy. The house roared in laugh­ The B.M.O.C is here! ter to Connie Turner's orig­ inal, "Peach Tree." A satire STUCK FOR on the four phases of life, the skit consisted of reciting a Big model on campus, that is. It's the new poem about a peach tree that Arrow. University shirt. . . all-around choice "grew, and grew, and grew" in of smart college men, from button-down the style of a shy kindergarten collar in front—to center button and full girl, a hurried grade school miss, a rather slinky high box pleat in back. And these men are really school teenager, and a dra­ traveling in style with their Arrow ties . . . matic college thespian. in the season's highest rated patterns. Then Gwen Debou sang "Humming Bird." Both Miss Oxford cloth shirt (in white and five muted Turner, a star of last year's colors, including new "linen"), $5.00; same USF production, "One Shoe model in authentic tartan stripes, $5.95; Off," and Miss Debou are from STICKLERS ARI TICKLERS and a mighty soft way to make money! checks and stripes in cotton-rayon, $7.95. College of the Holy Names in Just write down a simple riddle and a two-word rhyming answer. For Oakland. They were intro­ example: What's a ball player who gets a raise? (Answer: richer SEND IT duced by their Student Body pitcher.) Note: both words must have the same number of syllables President, Miss Beth New- — bleak freak, jolly dolly, vinery finery. Send your Sticklers, with comb. your name, address, college, and class, to Happy-Joe-Lucky, Box Following Miss Turner was 67A, Mt. Vernon, N. Y. Don't do drawings! We'll pay $25 for every no easy task, but the Three Stickler we use in our advertising—and for hundreds that never see Sharps, a rather cocky and risque trio, headed by USF's print. And remember — you're bound to Stickle better when you're Vince Smiraglia, managed to enjoying a Lucky, because Luckies taste better. Luckies' mild, good- do so and drew the greatest tasting tobacco is TOASTED to taste even better. Fact is, you'll say round of applause from the Luckies are the best-tasting cigarette you ever smoked outgoing neophytes. Using only an accordion, a guitar, an electric guitar, and their changeable voices, the three zany young men withstood 20 minutes under the hot lights, yelling, cracking jokes and generally making like disciples of Elvis Presly. After Pete Keegan, Chair­ man of the Club's President's Council, addressed the throng. President Boro once more stood before the microphone. 'IT'S When he said, "I wish to TOASTED welcome you as fellow Dons. so shed those signs and toss to taste Luckies Taste Better those dinks in the air," the in­ ARROW better! itiated freshmen complied. CLEANER, FRESHER, SMOOTHER ! The air was literally filled with CASUAL WEAR small green and gold dinks and laughter and applause boomed against the walls. • A.l.C PKOOVCT Of \J-r\k j4mjAAJ+&n JvQUJOgO'Lxn'yXiny AMERICA'S LSADIMS MAN V f AC I U F I *S F CIGAJtITTII Friday, Sept. 71, 1956 SAN FRANCISCO FOGHORN PAGE 3 doherty's Soccer Squad Opens Season dugout Rugged Alumni Kickballers Rounding Info Shape FOGHORN A VOID WITHOUT FOOTBALL Team To Test o«* * edited by We don't suppose anyone on campus is happier than we Dons Tomorrow • jack doherty to see the return of football to the Hilltop. Coach Gus Donohue's soc­ SP Football is part of the USF tradition, and the campus has cer eleven get its first test of • dick duris seemed lost without it for the past few years. the season tomorrow morning The Dons once had .some of the best teams in the coun at 10:00 when the Dons tackle try, but the grid sport was dropped from the athletic calendar a star-studded Alumni squad Peerless Prognostications: in 1951 after the Hilltop squad was unable to scrape up top on the USF field. An 8:15 pre­ opponents for what must have been the greatest pigskin ag liminary pits St. Ignatius High gregation in recent grid history. School against the Don "B" Even local sportswriters did not realize how good the eleven. Dons were until 9 ex-USF'ers The USF varsity, paced by Cal To Lose Out, made a shambles of the pro All-American Joe Njoku-obi, league. will have their hands full try­ But I digress. ing to contain what probably Since the Administration is the strongest Alumni team Injuns To Roll turned thumbs down on inter­ to return to the Hilltop in re collegiate football, there has cent years. By RON ARROYO been a definite void in the fall Former USF All-American activities slate at USF. Bob Lee is coaching the Alum Don your old Racoon coat, grab your favorite's pennant, No one activity existed ni group and he has issued lilt $• fill up the old flask; it's football time again. All over the coun­ which could capture the in­ warning to the Dons to be try this weekend college elevens begin their campaign for terest of the entire student ready for a rough and tumble the mytical title. Here on the Coast, after a muddle of penal­ contest all the way. The gradu ties and fines, the Pacific Coast Conference teams start their body, and indifference result­ race for the Roses. ed. ate eleven is literally a pow The present intramural erhouse of former Don All- The Great White Whale, Tom Thomasser, has retired program was inaugurated, in Americans. USF SOCCERMEN go through a final work­ be composed of some of the biggest names taking his crystal ball with him. In his place, with a brand new our opinion, at least, to take Bryan Pike, a consensus out before tomorrow's season opener against in soccer history at USF, but the undergrads crystal ball, the Swami Baloni will attempt to forecast the up this autumn slack in the All-American for the Green the Don Alumni. The USF booters will be will be favored because they are expected to victors in this coming season. activities agenda. and Gold two years ago, will working towards their ninth consecutive have more unity. Coach Gus Donohue ex­ The Swami see Notre Dame the top team in the country be returning to harass his NCISC championship. The alumni squad will pects a close contest. and USC in the Rose Bowl. Predicting the scores is a cinch When football was drop­ SARGE MACKENZIE former teammates. this year. Experts all over the country are predicting a sea­ ped, the Athletic Department hoped that soccer could hold intramural Director ALL-AMERICANS son of innumerable upsets. Monday Morning Quarterbacks the interest of the students until the beginning of basketball Also suiting up for the USF To Honor can blame old Lady Luck instead of this forecaster. Now, after season, but the kickball sport never caught on with the stu Alumni will be Steve Negoes Wolf Ready To Lead making his excuses, the Great Baloni makes his predictions: den body. co, Manny Ortiz and Coach Across the Bay, the California fans are expectant of the Lee, all of whom were picked Don Five and best season in many years. This may be, but their victories on All-American elevens in will have to begin after the Baylor game. In fact, after their SOCCER CANT REPLACE GRID recent years. The Don varsity Kickballers To Crown Foreign Consuls first three opponents. This game should be an aerial circus will also find a tough time By LOU SASSELLI matching the arms of Joe Contestible and Gus Gianulis Soccer is one of the most interesting spectator sports, but kicking goals past former Don A reception will be held against the arm of Doyle Traylor. Jerry prew is back, but the few Americans understand the game, and thus have little in great George Durschlag. This is the start of a new series of articles featuring the next Thursday at 4:30 p.m. in Southwest knows more about flipping the pigskin around. crest in it. Other Dons of yesteryear top sports personalities on the campus. the Sky Room of Gleeson BAYLOR 25 CALIFORNIA 14 slated for plenty of action are Ever since his arrival at the fog bound hilltop campus, Library Purpose of the gather­ As a result, even a pair of national championship cage ing is to thank the countries teams, and all-Americans Bill Russell and K. C. Jones had Addie Manzano, Angelo Car­ Coach Gus Donaghue has given this school fame throughout The "Big Red Machine," favorite in the Rose Bowl Race, massi, Mark Steinberg, Alber­ the United States by producing top notch soccer teams. It is of Central and South America travels North to meet the Cougars of Washington State. This trouble lifting the spirit of the student body above the inertia for the countless courtesies ex­ of a slow autumn start. to Ranger and Abe Mordoko- fitting that we start this first aricle with an athlete from his should be a mere warm up for the Indians. WSC lacks exper­ vicz. soccer team. tended the USF basketball ience and depth. The Indians are loaded. Chuck Taylor can Basketball squads like those could do the job, but no Some of the standouts of Peter Wolfe is a returning team during its recent State use this game to work out the kinks in his defense and of­ school can stay on top forever. When USF no longer has any last year's NCISC champs will veteran from last year's cham­ Freshman Cage Department tour. fense. Chalk up one conference victory for Stanford. Bill Russells or K. C. Jones', some iall activity will be needed also perform for Coach Lee's pionship team. After checking Rev. John. F. X. Connolly, to arouse the interest of the students in school affairs imme­ STANFORD 35 WSC 0 eleven. Joe Ignaffo, high scor the statistics I found that he League Opens S.J. heads the reception party t diately after the opening of school. ing all-Conference selection didn't score too many points which includes the entire ad­ For all you part-time fans, the bass that is running at Thus was born the idea for the present intramural foot­ last season for the Dons, will last year. In between shots at September 26' ministration in receiving the Stockton is not the fishy type. It's Dick Bass, who's already ball program. join Al Muzi-Falconi, also the billiard table he explained consuls of the various coun­ being touted for All-American honors. His pre-season show­ picked on the NCISC all-star to me that, "as a left inside With the inauguration of in­ tries in which the two-time ing is more than expected. He'll be a big spark for COP's A rather informal tackle league had gone over big in 1952, NCAA champions played. but the brainstorm died due to injuries. eleven and Andy and Charlie (that's a position on the soc­ tramural football, it looks like hopes. Colorado A&M is no slouch of a team. Last year's Jeckyzi, standouts last season cer team) it was not my job to a good year for the on-campus In attendance will be mem­ Skyline Conference champions have two top backs in Larry The boys took the conditioning side of the game too light­ Andy was voted the Most bers of the basketball team Barnes, already drafted by the 49ers and QB Jerry Callahan, ly, and more of the gridders were using crutches than cleats. score points but rather to feed sports program. Highlighted Valuable Player on the Don the center and two wing men by football, basketball, soft- and the students from South likewise by the Giants. A tough struggle with COP's line tell­ Realizing the possibility of similar results if the present junior varsity of '55 and setting them up to do the scor ball and golf, the intramural and Central America who are ing the story. program were not run in first class style, the Athletic Depart varsity of '55 and Charlie was ing." program stretches from Sep­ in residence on campus. Coun­ COP 28 COLORADO A&M 20 ment decided to get nothing but the best in equipment and one of Donohue's stalwarts for tember to May. tries represented are: Argen­ coaching. the Green and Gold varsity. He further stated that he tina, Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, Co­ San Jose State is comparatively weak this year. Drake, LETTERMEN RETURN didn't mind not scoring so Trainer Vince Briare point­ lombia, Costa Rica, Domini­ judged on their 39-33 loss to Utah State last week, has a Sarge MacKenzie was hired to whip the footballers into Against this array of All long as he was able to help ed out that the true value of can Republic, Ecuador, El strong offense, but a weak defense. In a battle of offenses, top shape, and $6,000 was spent on equipment. American and All-Conference the team win the game. intramural sports lies in pro­ Salvador, Guatemala, Hondu­ Drake will come out on top. If Bob Bronzan can come up with talent, Coach Donohue will An accounting major in viding enough different sports ras, Mexico, Nicaragua, Pana­ a potent defense, the Spartans can arise victors. The Swami OURS TO MAKE OR BREAK* pit a team lacking experience Business Administration, to suit the interests and tastes ma, Peru, Uruguay, and. Vene­ Baloni looks for Drake's powerful offense to overcome the and hurt by graduation. How­ Wolfe is a senior this year. of everybody. zuela. defense of the Spartans. So, now we have football. While the present intra-mural ever, the Dons are blessed by After making two beautiful The best part of the pro­ DRAKE 21 SJS 13 set-up is a far cry from the Don squads of the Ollie Matson eight returning lettermen and billiard shots and then missing gram is the fact that everyone Made up entirely of frosh era, it is still football—and it's our to make or break. a flock of outstanding junior an easy setup he told me he is not only invited but even and captained by members of S.F. State meets California Poly in their opener. Like a Talking with various people in charge of the new mural college and college transfers. enjoyed playing soccer quite encouraged to participate. their own class, these teams true USFer, I'll have to stick with Hal Perry's brother Man­ program, we got one dominant impression. The whole future The "21 goal kid," Joe a bit. While Pete isn't playing The Athletic Department fur­ will serve to display the tal­ ny Perry and the Gators. At least this time. of football at USF depends on this year. Njoku-obi, will naturally be for USF's team he is kicking nishes the facilities, equip­ ents of the class of '60. S.F. STATE 13 CAL POLY 7 the bulwark of the Green and the soccer ball for some team ment, and money for the pro­ The following is a tentative No one will actually come out and say that if the pro­ gram. The 49ers in the tank again. gram flops this year, there will be no second chance. But Gold squad and Coach Dono­ in a Sunday League here is schedule of starting dates: everyone implies just that. hue looks for the Nigerian San Francisco. Pete not only All undegrads and post­ Sept. 28th—Football EAGLES 21 49ers 10 flash to be better than ever plays soccer during the school grads enrolled in the regular Sept. 26th—Frosh Basket­ The Athletic Department, in our opinion, at least, feels this fall. The brilliant trans­ year but all year round. day session are eligible. Stu­ ball that the conditions for the return of football are ideal at the fer from Evergreen State was dent clubs and fraternities present time, and that it can never succeed if it fails now. Pete is the man who gives Oct. 4th—Tennis literally unstoppable last sea­ the team that fighting spirit may enter into competition, Oct. 16th—Golf La Grande & White's Laundry •Should the mural sport succeed, though, the prospects of son and this season he's out to with teams vying for the all- an eventual intercollegiate program are very possible. when he came to USF. Nov. 5th or 6th—Hole-in- boost his conference record of Upon his graduation from University trophy. Further in­ one (on the campus) St. Mary's and Santa Clara are known to be intently 21 scores in a single season. USF Pete plans to go out in formation on the program Nov. 21st—Basketball & Dry Cleaning watching the progress of the program at USF, with an idea Also among the returning the Business world. But you may be obtained at the Ath­ Feb. 19th—Bowling of adopting a similar league themselves. lettermen is last year's cap­ letic Office in Loyola Lodge. Feb. 26th—Ping-Pong tain and All-Coast selection can be sure that he won't for­ Santa Clara, especially, is thought to be high on the idea. get about soccer complete Again this year is the Frosh April 3rd—Volleyball 250 Twelfth Street, near Howard, San Francisco 3 Should either or both of these schools instigate mural foot­ Bob Machado. Donohue is basketball season. Depending Apr. 16th, 17th, 18th— ball set-ups, nothing would be more natural than play-off high in praise of Machado on the number of players Spring Relays games. and looks for him to be the USF Basketballers available, there will be be­ Apr. 23rd —- Three-man outstanding center half-back tween four and eight teams. Hunch Basketball. LET US CLEAN YOUR SPORT SHIRTS AND SLACKS in the NCISC this fall. To Play Olympic COLLEGIATE FOOTBALL A GOAL? Fullbacks Juan Azafeifo MArket 1-0916 and Ramon Diaz, along with Team Next Season? And it's only a small jump from play-off games to an in­ THE BEST WAY TO REMEMBER goali Bob Braghetta form the The FOGHORN is awaiting Diamond 4-0560 GLenwood 4-2885 tercollegiate schedule. nucleus of a powerful defense. final conformation today from THE WELCOME DANCE IS You can't get anyone in the Athletic Office to admit that WOLF BACK the University of San Francis­ Peninsula Service Marin Service a return to the intercollegiate game is the eventual goal of the Other returning letterman co Phil Woolpert on the report WITH A PHOTOGRAPH present program, but no one will voice outright denial, either. who will probably start in to­ that the Dons will meet the morrow's fracus are Oleg Pan- 1956 Olympic Basket Ball We get the impression that everything depends on the Team in Chicago on Friday, interest shown by the student body this year. noff, Stan Jonah, Benny Razon For the best in Photography see and Peter Wolf. Around these December 14. The more Dons who turn out for football, the better are returning veterans Donohue Sources close to the Athletic STEP UP IN STYLE the chances of the program expanding. has shaped his squad. , Department say the game is ler - Churchill And, since the purpose of the set-up is to provide an Other bright lights on the set and will be played for the activity which appeals to the entire student body, the more Don eleven are Erick Fink, benefit of the 1960 Olympic The official ASUSF photographer at the students who show up to watch the games, the more the foot­ left half, Alex Portacarreo, Games Fund. The game would ball program gains. and Julio Ayala. Stars for the replace the U.S.F.-Notre Dame Junior Varsity last year these Game on the Don's rugged 39 .. . Welcome Dance The student body of USF has been bemoaning the lack boys should be a big help to game schedule and pit the hill with of a football team ever since we enrolled here. the Green and Gold forces. toppers against Uncle Sam's Here is the chance—probably the last chance—to do some­ Rodrigo Esquivan, Benny best in the Windy City. Patronize Our Advertisers The Exclusive thing to remedy the situation. Schwietzer, Ed Duran and Olympic Coach Gerald If you want USF to eventually have an intercollegiate Armando Onoro are among Tucker, of the Bartlesville team, the minimum requirement is your support of the intra this year's crop of transfers, (Okla.) Oilers, has at his dis mural program now. and these, along with many posal a well rounded contin­ TYPEWRITERS RENTED DON others, are expected to shoul­ gent composed of such players der some of the load now car as armed-service stars Bill ried by the returning letter Evans, Gib Ford and Stan­ STUDENTS SPECIAL 'Hilltopper University of San Francisco men. ford's Ron Tomsic. He also has A.A.U. aces Chuck Darling, Late model standard and portable typewriters , include* new ribbon, Retraction Burd.ette Haldorson, Bill typing paper, typewriter stand — THREE MONTHS FOR ONLY $9.30. Houghland, Bob Jengerard, Free metal stand, typewriter pad, and cover with the purchase of a Book Store The FOGHORN printed an new portable or rebuilt typewriter. EASY TERMS. article last week which unfor­ Jim Walsh and Dick Boushka. tunately was construed to The biggest feature of the N.B. — Don't spoil a good typewriter with lack of a little expert mean William Magner resign­ game, of course, would be the service. We have the finest mechanics and one ef the most modern ed as track coach because he fact that for the first time the typewriter shops, making possible fast, efficient service at a low price. Be Proud of Your University was dissatisfied with the small Dons would be facing the Dy­ turnout at USF. namic Duo that did so much FLORSHEIM SHOE SHOPS USF T-Shirts USF Playing Cards Actually, Mr. Magner's leave for the Green and Gold during BELL TYPEWRITER COMPANY 756 Market St. 680 Market St. of absence from Washington the last few seasons—6 ft. 10 USF Jackets USF Pens and Pencils 131 - 8th Street USF Belt Buckles High School terminated, and in. Bill Russell and his equally Open Mon. Nite 'Til Nine he was forced to return to his incomparable running mate, San Francisco old position. K. C. Jones. SAN FRANCISCO FOGHORN PAGE 4 Friday, Sept. 21, 1956. Diamond League Gridders Show Promise; Plans Undecided By WARREN HINCKLE T h e on-again, off-again Season Opener Nears question of a baseball league By BILL KELLY within the CBA is on again. With one week to go until the opening of the USF intra­ The outcome is considered mural football season, Intramural Director Sarge MacKenzie anybody's guess, but Fr. Ralph is well pleased with the progress of the Don Gridders. Tichenor, S.J., USF Athletic After the first scrimmage Monday, MacKenzie said that Moderator, takes an optimistic the quarterback situation was very strong, especially with viewpoint. such players as Pete Zabriskie, Ed Griffin and Ron Avansino. Fr. Tichenor points to the This is surprising since all statistical baseball league that three teams are using the "T" This will enable each team From Pruneville (Santa Clara to the laymen) comes word will inaugurated into the CBA formation, and college teams to play a full game. The re­ that an intramural tackle football program will begin this fall. this season as concrete eviden­ often have trouble finding one sults of these exhibition games Although a championship game between the winner of the ce that organized CBA play good "T" quarterback. may be used to break any ties Hilltop league and the Bronco standard-bearer probably will will begin in the "very near" Coach MacKenzie also that rrTay occur at the end of not take place this year you can expect such a contest at the future, possibly next season. praised the pass protection af the regular season. end of next season. During the upcoming 'stat' forded the quarterbacks dur Coach MacKenzie said that With the entrance of Santa season, games will be played ing Monday's scrimmage. the individual styles of play Clara into the tackle-football as scheduled between mem- He had special praise for each team uses will depend on program has come speculation bets of the league, each of the kick-off specialist Bob Gon­ the material it has available, that this may be the first step teams keeping its own statis­ zales, "Who," he said, "looks but he promised a wide open, interesting brand of football. in bringing back intercolle­ tics. The league will not be FLHJHORN Pnutr JLee Huagiand like the 'Lou Groza' of this giate football to the two Jesuit responsible for umpires and league." USE COLLEGE RULES institutions. Both schools ac­ TOUCH THOSE TOES. Sarge MacKenzie into shape. Although grueling, MacKenzie The teams will play college other officials, but at the end puts his charges through their daily calis- feels that such training as pictured above Sarge was also impressed cording to our findings are in­ of the season a "champion" with the rugged line play that football under college rules. terested in big-time football. thenics in preparation for the gridders open- will prove beneficial to the intermural squads The one exception is an added will be determined on the ing frey. Under the watchful eye of Sarge when the season begins next Friday with the was shown. He singled out basis of the statistics reported. rule which says that each play­ The two scnools feel that the footballers are slowly but surely rounding the annual pagent. Tim O'Leary as a "real fire­ ball." er must play a full series of they can not successfully com­ PROBLEMS PROMINENT downs in both the first and pete on an intercollegiate basis Problems were prominent Ijocker Room Chatter LINEMEN PRAISED the second quarter, or else he without the entrance of St. in envisioning any new league Cagers Hold Other linemen who drew must start the third quarter. Mary's into the picture. From set-up. Santa Clara, a member much attention were Mike This rule will enable every­ our last report we understand of the CBA, belongs to the Early Drills Gregor, captain of the Block one who signs up to play an that the Gael camp shows no CIBA (California Interscholas- Gridders Enjoy Club, who MacKenzie called important part in every game. aspirations to once again tread tic Baseball Association) and, a "real hard-nosed lineman," Coach MacKenzie made a the gridiron. St. Mary's lost Basketball season is still far and Bill Koenig, last spring's GENE BROWN if it were legally possible for in the future, but the Don bas­ special plea to all freshmen heavily in their final season, the Broncos to belong to .two bonus choice and by far the who want to play football to and are still in debt. To say Going Places ketballers are beginning to biggest man on the field. baseball leagues, a mix-up in return slowly and surely to sign up. He said that the suc­ that the Moragans are weary scheduling would surely evol­ Tossing Insults Frank Trumbower, Deltasig cess of this whole program of sell in the USF line-up should the form which last year of venturing again into foot­ ve. USF was once a member By BOB DURKEE brought them the national captain, has shown some fine intramural. football depends ball would be no understate­ be enough to shatter the hopes of the CIBA, but resigned title. work in both the backfield and on the frosh who will carry it ment, they can still feel the of any able-bodied mentor. many years ago to play inde­ On entering the abode of men preparing for battle, if one in the line, despite his "being on to future years. All fresh­ sting on their pocketbooks LIKE OLD TIMES pendent ball. closed his eyes he might suspect he had transgressed into a If, by chance, the Dons bothered by an old knee in­ men are urged to sign up at from the last time they ven­ women's card party. Noise is everywhere. But our noses can't should lose the coveted title, jury. The question of a change in the Athletic Office as soon as tured into the gridiron jungle. An interest story to Saint be deceived. That perfume you imagine is sweat, not Chanel it will not be for a lack of ef­ the name of the CBA also John Vlahos, former Lowell possible. If the Gaels can be brought Ignatius grads who have found No. 5. fort on their part. star, has looked very good as arises. Fr. Tichenor, who is back into the fold we could a blocker and pass receiver. their way up to USF. You serving as league president Rampart chatter is all inclusive and nobody's ear is too Casazza Drafted once again witness on the Hill­ READY TO GO don't have to feel lonesome this year, said that CBA offi­ elusive from the battling bable of these boisterous boys bub­ Next week the teams will It was announced last Fri­ top the swaying of pom-poms, Here it is September, the for athletes that thrilled you cials had been discussing a bling and brewing for battle. Picking at random some choice spend their time getting in day that Buzzy Casazza cap­ the colorful card stunts and end of a long summer vaca­ shape for season-opening pag­ name change for the past few remarks one would find a smattering of the following tain and second baseman for the Ollie Matsons roaming the during your stay at SI. If base­ tion, and among the probable eant on September 28. years but have not been able Blood, blood, blood, chortle, chuckle, what a gasser. the Hilltop Varsity was draft­ field. It would be a nice way ball Coach "Dutch" Ander­ first stringers nary an ounce to arrive at a suitable new Now here is a line pregnant There will be a scrimmage ed into the army. Casazza, who to spend the fall months. son's plans go according to with propitious thoughts, face mask? . . . Hey you egg of excess fat may be found. Tuesday and the draft of the was the sparkplug for last one. Farmer, Brown, Bolt, and EAST VS. WEST schedule eight former Wild­ namely to inflict bodily harm heads, let's go, it's 2:30; yea, new players will follow. year's squad was a sophomore upon the member of an op­ time for tea. You stink, you're Preaseau all are as trim as at The pageant, itself, . will at USF and majoring in Busi­ Talk has it that the village cat greats will be canvasing ANOTHER SUGGESTION the conclusion of last year's posing force seeking to trans standing on my foot, fathead start at 3:00 p.m. Friday on the ness Administration. kickballers are itching to the diamond for the Hilltop­ Along with the renewal of season. tangle with the eastern controversy over the baseball port a pig's skin from one end -^-nuts. Meanwhile, Bruce Fir USF field. There will be six Casazza, a graduate of Sac­ champs for the United States pers this season. question within the CBA, a of the pasture to the other. po is looking at Ruby and Most of the players are quarters of football, with each red Heart High, became fa­ crown. The Don's have had Counted among the Wild­ suggestion has been made by More of the same. . . . Hunks singing "Have you ever seen working out ;if the Saint Igna­ of the three teams playing two mous with his kangaroo box­ of muscle and blood donning tius gym. While they are not two such contests in the past, cats are outfilder Bob Bra­ both Southern and Northern ared ruby? Well, I-have." Riz­ quarters against the other two. ing exhibitions. but because of financial diffi­ California sports figures that cloth, plastie. and leather.... permitted to, practice as a ghetta, infielder Don Martini Knights of the golden turf. A zo is challenging all those line team until October 1, right culties during the past few and catcher Leo LaRocca who the entire system of baseball men in earshot to a duel. . . years the team has been un­ on the Pacific Coast be rear­ horse, a horse my guard for now they are conditioning for have already received fame in a fullback with legs like a A strategy circle, "Let's call practice. IT'S FOR REAL! by Chester Field able to play these games. With the hue of the Green and Gold. ranged, with two leagues the money angle seemingly evolving. One would consist of horse. Hi, Ho Silver Zabriski. the signals in Latin. . . . Can't When coach Phil Woolpert Newcomers to the fold are: the quarterback forget the Gary DeMartini, who won All- all teams in Northern Califor­ BEER BELLY officially opens practice on first declention. Why don't we Oct. 1, he will have a team American honors at Menlo JC, nia, the other of squads in the Amidst this aromatic gla­ Roger Ferrari, star of the re­ remainder of the state. The switch Laffing Lounibous to ready and prepared to begin mor other cries are expressed quarterback—he knows Greek. working toward another cent Examiner All-Star game, only intersectional games for eager (?) ears. . . . Who would be the play-offs between . . . Great! So does the tackle championship. Jackie Scramaglia, three-time used all the hot water? .:. . All-City choice while at SI and champions of each league for Beer belly, heck, these are now that we've eliminated the NO CINCH an All-American at Menlo JC a State championship. This, muscles in reserve. ... Is that other nine players who, wants according to the plan, would The players themselves ad­ and Ken Stone and Vince Bil­ your nose or an experimental to be head cheer leader? mit that they are fighting to lante who were front-line hurl­ create new spectator interest in collegiate baseball. Sarge meanders through the win their place on the squad. ers for last year's frosh. pensive crowd. . .. How many Even the probable first five Just what would be the posi­ Ex-Don Perez pushups, Sarge? ... A smile opine that he must be in top BACK HOME AGAIN tion of the CBA baseball . . . many groans. Which one shape to make the first club. "To catch a man," said VioJette We had an opportunity to teams, if such an idea were of you line men wants to die? "The wisest gals play hard to get!** talk with Bill Magner who ever seriously considered, is Gets Post at With such a wealth of tal­ Nothing but raw meat for din ent, including veterans Far­ To seem remote and quite aloof coached the Hilltop track team not known. ner and guards for dessert. .. She sat six years upon the roof. last year. Magner, who found mer, Preaseau, Brown, and Fort Mason Bolt, and newcomers Day, success while coaching Wash­ CHIPPED TEETH "It doesn't seem to work," she said Second Lieutenant Pablo T. Dunbar, and Charlie Russell ington and Saint Ignatius High Sarge Announces Among the fumes of the And so she clobbered them instead. Schools left the Don camp at Perez, '54, is Chief of the For­ (Big Bill's little brother, only fighting fifty words fall from 6 ft. 4 in., reporting for the She shrugged, "I do the best I can the end of last season to accept eign Student. Section for the bruised lips and chipped teeth. Unconscious or not, a man is a man!" a teaching position at Wash­ Mural Schedule Bay Area Army Terminal Cen­ squad, Woolpert admits it will . . . Nice game. ... Oh my be quite a job picking the first ington High. Although Magner Early this week Intramural ter, Fort Mason. As such he is back. . . . Who swiped my tow Director Sarge MacKenzie an­ five. LEO LA ROCCA did not disclose to this depart­ responsible for processing an el? ... Damb lock.... You cot- ment the reason for his leav­ nounced the following sched­ Ex Wildcat average of 175 foreign students tin-pickin' guard, where were the football helmets. . . . Take ing USF one look at the Green ule for the fall football season. you on 23 quick opener? . . per month, who are arriving in me to your president. And on lu-h better this season such a game and Gold track record of last I thought it was 42, duh, sorry ROUND ROBIN the United States from Viet­ arid on ad infinitum. . . . The could take place at the ter­ season could provide the rea­ Hey Frank, what happened on room is cleared slowly.of its son why Magner left the hal­ The three teams, the Vigi­ nam, Japan, Korea, Formosa, the end around? ... No end mination of this season. If the lantes, sponsored by the Block sweaty inhabitants and silence game were to be played on the low wails of Ignatian Heights. the Philippines, Thailand, the Swelling the ranks of the returns again to no man's land MOtAit Faint pleasure ain't pleasure! Track has been Magner's Club, the Caballeros backed west coast Kezar Stadium by the Pershing Rifles, and Ryukyus, and Okinawa, or are athletes are the champs of the till the morrow when the In smoking too, take your pleasure BIG. would probably be the site of whole life. It's hard for a man soccer field. Adding clamor to voices of comics, cynic optim­ of his status in the track and the Grey Fog managed by the returning to their native lands. Smoke for real. . . smoke Chesterfield. the spectacle, with Penn State Deltasigs, will play a double Differences in language cause the clamor are remarks in ists, and soprano's will return Packed more smoothly by Atcw-Roy the perpetual eastern champs field world to be confronted Spanish, German and English to fill the air with plaintiff with the miserable enthusiasm round-robin schedule. no marked problems for Lt. it's the smoothest tasting smoke today. providing the opposition. Each of the three teams Perez. Most students have a but all on one subject—sports. pleas, "medic." . . . shown last season at USF for One six foot five sport cries, SUCCESS BRINGS STARS the track and field sport. will play each of the other two working knowledge of English, If you ever wonder how teams twice during the regu­ and large groups are normally I'm going steady. . . . Big deal, such teams as Notre Dame and NEXT ALL-AMERICAN lar season. accompanied by an interpreter. how'd you do it, hypnotism? Oklahoma always seem to There will be a pageant on In addition, Lt. Perez himself . . . My girl left me. ... To If you are wondering who bad—write Ann Landers. come up with the outstanding will be the next All-American September 2o, exhibitions on speaks Spanish and French flu­ athletes in the country year on the Don basketball team October and Oct. 16, and an ently. A soccer player looking at sjJu/Aen/tc tfl&u it&rtaue after year you don't have to may we suggest one Gene All-star vs. the league cham­ look any further then the Brown. Brown, who played pions on Nov. 1. Hilltop for the answer. In a sensationally for USF in last The games will be played # nutshell, the school that wins year's NCAA Tournament, on the U.S.F. field and will Item 8 constantly gets the best athle­ needs only to have some boost­ start at 3:00 p.m. tes. It was the case not so long ing by the local scribes to put The Schedule is: NATURAL LINE SPORTCOATS ago that USF had to beat the him up on the All-Star ratings. FRIDAY, SEPT. 28—Pageant bushes in order to find some­ Gene lacks nothing in casaba TUESDAY, OCT. 2 Attractive and one to fill the basketball gar­ ability and with proper back­ Vigilantes vs. Caballeros casual in appearance, ments that were lying around. ing he will undoubtally find FRIDAY, OCT. 5 outstanding in their good But with a couple of NCAA his way into the elite of the Grey Fog vs. Vigilantes championships under their annual All-American teams. taste and individuality — TUESDAY, OCT. 9 the Ivy League sportcoats belts the Don mentors headed Have a spare dime handy? Caballeros vs. Grey Fog by "Coach of the Year" Phil You better save it. Word at Roos. Wool tweeds and Woolpert find themselves in FRIDAY, OCT. 12—Exhibition comes from the USF Publicity TUESDAY, OCT. 16 worsteds expertly tailored a rather pleasant situation. Department that a comic book in the natural shoulder Casaba stars by the car-load based on Don NCAA basket­ Tent. Exhibition FRIDAY, OCT. 19 style. 37.50 and 47.50 are infiltrating into the Green ball champs will be out in the Grey Fog vs. Vigilantes and Gold camp, so much so, near future. After you finish TUESDAY, OCT. 23 that opposing coaches are be­ the book gentlemen maybe Caballeros vs. Grey Fog ginning to wonder if there will you could continue the series FRIDAY, OCT. 26 ever be an end to the Don's with a treatise that you might Vigilantes vs. Caballeros domination of the basketball entitle, "Russell vs. Donald THURSDAY, NOV. 1 picture. Such k the pleasure Duck." Champions vs. All-Stars of success. When the basketball season Within Walking Distance from USF starts the name of Russell will once again he listed on the Don roster. However, cheer up coach, it isn't the same Russell that murdered HILL VIEW your team last season. The Russell you see in your pro­ gram is Bill's brother, Char­ lie. Even though Charlie has MARKET not as yet had the opportunity to challenge his brother's 5115 M»yM $*. OSP tarts jmi the sane sf R«§- Patronize Our Advertisers MARKET, STOCKTON and O'FARRELL pditorial Adlal Stevenson INITIATION BLUES Culture Suffers Government or Apathy? • -A Profile By WARREN HINCKLE In Movies, TV NOW HEAR The components of a good though most Freshmen would Article VI. Paragraph A, of the ASUSF Constitution By JACK MOLINARI Freshman are basically a fall into one of six groups. By LAWRENCE LUJAN With the exception of a states. "The judicial power of this Association shall be Adlai E. Stevenson, now head, a neck, and a pair of FABBITTS FOLLY few draft-dodgers, husband- vested in the Student Court." Or it might be. if and when By PAUL BACIGALUPI 56, is the man to whom the moderately flat fleet. All First we would find the hunting nurses, and general five justices are chosen to sit as this year's Court. Democrats are looking for else is superfluous. While a Fabbitts, who are nothing malcontents, I assume that Tentatively on the agenda for the first meeting of the victory in this presidential- winning Ipana smile or a more than the Freshman most of you are here to getYEARBOOK , ANYONE? form of a Babbitt. These stu­ an education. However, in election year. large intellectual capacity To the many people who have continuously asked me, present Student Legislature, held last May, was the elec­ dents are classified by their this modern day and age a tion of three seniors and two juniors as judges for the Governor Stevenson and may be held high in other sophistication, which makes "Quo Vadis?" or "Whither goest the Yearbook?" I have final­ the Democratic Party have university cannot fairly be ly come up with a suitable answer. The '56 one will be out weekly sessions held in the Semeria Room. That election circles, they are of no use it impossible for them to join < Sldei e d t le P a r their work cut out for them. ;?". : , . i . ?£l i ,?V next month, and the 57 one in June of next year. Lest there was not conducted, at that meeting or at any meeting since. in donning dinks, holding in the ridiculous movement source of education. All the In order to win, they must of wearing caps and signs. still be dissension among you, editor Mike Reardon says next In effect, USF has no Student Court. defeat the highly popular signs, or remaining upright media of communication, year's book will depend on you. There's a spring deadline for They are College Men in the even radio, television, and Dwight D. Eisenhower, the while walking double time. flesh, and as such will stand the upcoming '57er, and Mike claims that if the students will Why the election delay? Why no Court? The fault does man they couldn't beat in Along with these essen­ the movies, are on an educa­ be good enough to have their pictures taken on time, know not lie with the Legislature. Nor can last year's Court, about and truly enjoy initia­ tive jag. 1952. tials he (or she) must be tion proceedings (as long as when their clubs will be cameraed, etc., there will be no dif­ which in its first year as an organ of government paved the Four years have brought Let me take a few exficult­ y in meeting the deadline. It's up to you. they are observers, not par­ amples from my recent tele­ way for a powerful judicial system, be considered respon­ about many changes in both ticipants) and sagely agree vision viewing to demon­ THISA ANDTHATA: sible. The simple truth of the matter is that five upper candidates, somelfor the bet­ that initiation is "good" for ter and some for the worse. San Francisco strate the high cultural stan­ Lone Mountain's mixer last week-end was another suc­ division students ,willing to donate a mere three hours a the Freshmen. Themselves, dards of that particular me In this election, you will be of course, excluded. They cess, proving once again that the femme fatales on the crag week to service as integral parts of student government, looking at and listening to FOGHORN strut about campus with the dium. About a month ago might not have intelligence, but certainly good food ... did'ya could not be found. the new Adlai. Stevenson has benign air of upper-classmen Climax! presented what they notice how this year's Frosh serenading up at the Mount was the gift of speech and if he charitably called a "free not half as exciting as last year's, when at least a dozen nit- FEATURES AND : The requirements asked of prospective judges are not can learn to meet the voter and are genuinely pained if adaption" of Dostoyevsky's wits tried to escape their junior-senior overlords? This time, demanding. Any upper classman who is not a class or stu­ at his own level, it will be a EDITORIALS they are challenged as Crime and Punishment. The it looked like the overlords (mostly 510") were trying to dent body officer, a member of the BSC, or a Special Offi­ great help to his party's 'acing frosh. If the shock- instant Terry Moore wiggled escape from the nit wits (mostly 6'2" and having large fangs) cer of the Legislature, and who has a minimum cumula­ cause. He is now less the Edited By ing occasion ever arises into the camera range, smirk- . . . plaudits to ex-columnist Jack Abad, for restraining him- brooding and withdrawn fi­ wnerein they are forced to ing and muttering in incohate self even though ruthless Lawrence Lujan exposed him last tive academic average of 1.5 is elegible. All else that is gure than he seemed to some PAUL BACIGALUPI succumb to some phase of Brooklyn accents, I was week in an article on this very page. Mr. Abad has always required is an interest in student government and a will people four years ago. initiation, they go along seized with a sudden desire been sensitive about his accident with the great white whale,' to serve. All of these circumstances Friday, Sept. 21, 1956 good-naturedly while speak- to spew, which I was able to but there's nary a simper out of him these days, even though Page 5 mg and acting as if they suppress only by turning off he has to remove his ivory head every night in order to study The Legislature, at last Tuesday's meeting again put invite a new 1956 look at the were one of the Committee 1952 candidate. the set. Then, of course, under bright lights without melting] baking, or cracking it. out the call for applications. Election of judges has been and not one of the Oppressed. there was the more recent . . . Bill Kellv, sports-writer for the FOGHORN and playboy set for the meeting of October 2. To this date the situation If elected, Mr. Steven­ Always, they are careful not son would be the first native equipped with such well- production of Jean Anouilh's about campus, went and dood it. The ring was given to Mary recalls that of May, namely, no applications received by to muss their truly Collegiate Antigone, starring persons of Meany, Holy Names senior. . . . Prediction: Alpha-Delta-Gam- the student body office. Californian to reach the functioning accessories as the clothes or haircombs. Presidency. Although long ability to remain inconspicu- no smaller stature than ma's first annual basketball dance will be at the Village, Apathy could be the answer. We hope It is not. identified with the state of II- ous* during most of the day At the opposite extreme Is Claude Rains and Mansa Pa- Columbus and Lombard streets, come November ... and the Surely there are at least three seniors and two juniors linois, he was born in Los (if this is impossible a servile the Eager Beaver. The Eager van, which matched last Delta Sig's "Rose" this year, will be a USF gal . . . if you Lib- qualified and willing to compete for these posts. If not, Angeles on Feb. 5, 1900. His wil„,, l is necessary), a ready Beaver is usually a short, year's effort by the USF Col- eral Arts fellas are still complaining about the price of books. student government at USF is indeed in sad shape. father was working there on stock of excuses'("But I lost y°uthfHl Frosh who ma.v be le8e Players in almost every pity those staunch Science majors who will someday be men- the staff of a Hearst news my sign just this morning, picked out of a crowd by the respect except sensitivity, in-white. One of their Biology books costs almost $15.00! paper. When Adlai was 3, the Sir"), and eyesight accurate idiotic smile that is always power, and intelligence. Must be printed in gold-leaf! Stevensons moved to Illi­ enough to spot a yellow arm flickering across his front I do not mean to horn in with nois. His early education was band at five hundred feet. molars. He is physically on the territory of Messers. FROSH FOLLY Max Shulman provided by his mother, who afraid of initiation, comes Bacigalupi, Letner, Teles, A freshman whose name will remain mercifully anony­ read to him from the classics FROSH FRUSTRATED? fully equipped with tie, dink, mous, had'the nerve to come up to me the other day and ask Barefoot Boy rflt/l Ckttk," ttc.) and told him stories from These conclusions are sign, and necessary materials the following question: "May I write for the paper?" Smiling, Greek mythology. Mr. Ste­ drawn only after long and for the 'day' in process. When I nodded my head, then recalled an article in last week's venson was not allowed to tedious observation (unfor­ he is herded into some form issue about new prospects. "Didn't you read the first FOG­ enter public school until he tunately in the first person) of the initiation program HORN?" I asked politely, thinking the article might have FOOTBALL: ITS CAUSE AND CURE was nine. of the passing campus scene. (and he somehow manages to digested itself into his metabolism. You can imagine my shock­ get trapped into almost every­ ing.dismay when the frosh, in all seriousness, asked "What is Mr. Stevenson was gradu­ If one positive statement were to be made about the thing that occurs) he parti­ the FOGHORN?" At next Saturday's football game, while you are sitting ated from the local high cipates with the pursy smile In your choice student's seat on the ten-yard line, won't school. He then enrolled at past few days it would be POTPURRI . . . that the actions and reactions even wider, giggles incessant­ you give a thought to Alaric Sigafoos? Chote school, filled in his ly, moves with short, hurried The yearbook's new photographers, Wagner and Church­ educational gaps, and wasof the Freshmen toward the ill, have already exhibited some of their work to the staff- Who, you ask. is Alaric Sigafoos? Come closer, sit processes of initiation were steps, and practically "Yes- down, light a Philip Morris, savor that natural tobacco then accepted by Princeton. sir's" himself to death. members, and we can already promise you better coverage At Princeton lie was never certainly not uniform. Like a and better quality in the '57 publication . . . one of the new goodness, sigh contentedly, cross your fat little legs, and bowlegged pin boy trying to Next we have the Resign­ listen. an outstanding student and freshman has the distinction of being a cousin to Mort Sahl, his grades were said to be keep up with Ned Day's ed. This Freshman stays out the grade-A bohemian who labors nightly at the hungry i . . . ' average. He became manag­ strikes, the Freshmen darted of the way to the greatest ex­ Overheard in the Gleeson library the other morn: 1st nurse: Alaric Sigafoos (1868-1934) started life humbly on a ing editor of the Daily Prince- first one way only to trip tent possible, but when called "You know the man we performed the tonsolectomy on yester- farm near Thud, Kansas. His mother and father, both tonian and was elected to the back by the other as they upon to perform does so with­ et al, who in the past have day morning?" 2nd nurse: "Yes." 1st nurse: "I found out this named Ralph, were bean-gleaners, and Alaric became a Senior Council. His college passed through a succession out protest saying that he or nobly reviewed movies, morning that it was his appendix that had to come out." bean-gleaner too. But he soon tired of the work and went of demoniacal 'days' that she considers it "fun" (this is plays, smokers, and similar rr to Memphis where he got a job with a logging firm. Here studies were interrupted by service in the Navy during would have out-Heroded Hit­ usually a defense mechanism events-for these pages; but QUESTIONS THAT NEED ANSWERING . . . the ex-bean-gleaner worked as a stump-thumper. Then ler, had he been in charge to cover the real feelings), simple disgust forces me to Why does it take so long to get a sandwich at the Green he drifted to Texas where he tidied up oil fields (pipe- World War I. After graduation from of similar'festivities. or accepts it as a necessary fly from my former topic and and Gold Room? . . . Who's the cute blonde waitress at the wiper). Then to Arizona where he strung dried fruit evil and tries to conform with enter, if timorously and tern- Hole that resembles one Kim Novak? . . . Who were the two (fig-rigger). Then to Virginia where he was a research Princeton in 1922 he enrolled It is said (only I have no at Harvard Law School. Hav­ idea whatsoever by whom) the least measure of embar­ porarily, upon a new field, USF'ers who played ping-pong and pool in the G & G Room assistant (book-looker). Then to Long Island where he rassment. dressed poultry (duck-plucker). Then to California where ing inherited a 25 per cent in­ that Freshmen are more viz., the domestic cinema. quite recently, even after the lights had been turned out and he lectured young women who were about to get married terest in the Bloomington level-headed after initiation, FOXY FOXES Perhaps the outstanding it was time for all good grade-pointers to be you know where? present characteristic of this • . . Why" is the library's celebrated Miss Baker never at her (bride-chider). Then to Minnesota where he cut up frozen Pantagraph, his love of jour­ but I would suggest that this We would not have a com­ lakes (ice-slicer). Then to Nevada where he determined nalism tempted him away phenomenon consists entire­ dubious art form is the great desk right when you need her? . . . and lastly, who was the prehensive survey without number of Russian novels be- wise-guy (freshman) who removed his dink and sign very the odds in a gambling house (dice-pricer). Then to from Harvard and back to the ly of the impression left upon including the Sly Fox. This Milwaukee where he pasted camera lenses together typewriter. their collective scalps by lad may be seen sneaking ing filmed. Already War and carefully the other day, and marched up to Lone Mountain (Zeiss-splicer). But as the case would have damp dinks. around corners and peeking Peace has appeared, an en- like an aloof upperclassman, unnoticed by anyone, while hi' it, Stevenson again changed deavor obviouslv designed to fellow-Frosh had to go through with the serenading, parad- Finally he went to Omaha where he got a job In a Individual reaction to the down hallways lest a member his mind after a year and a edifying and humiliating ex­ of the Committee should see celebrate the virtues of that ing, and humiliating? tannery, beating pig-hides until they were soft and supple half of the Pantagraph, and notable and sensitive young Bikjie (hog-flogger). Here he found happiness at last. periences of initiation defy him, and wears his dink and enrolled at Northwestern to F she as ta d Ci classification under any sign only when necessary, at Ste&'^SL w!!L S ' * ». Monde. »" »me from Bennet Junior Col- complete his law studies. In 'average' set of actions, al- all times possible taking them le She was here one last week observi r Uni 1926 he received his L.L.B. Hro?e to the PktofthS ^ H > "g ™ ™- off and concealing them in sit at work She took in the Iibrarv at ten had lunch at the from that institution. With Stevenson finally giv­ his books (but always ready she had someone read her ? - > After graduation he work­ ing his assent, his campaign H,f«*lEw«?«X Green and GoW Room at noon' and paraded across the Drill to slap them back on at the Field t0 the ma ed for a Chicago law firm, swung into high gear and he expedient moment). He 1J w 7>Ln £« olSS herself she wantein buildind to sege ihon thw e a afternoonwestern .sch Beino1g in eratedcollege but the call of the New Deal carried the state by 572,000 Se'bv IrelmDortant on ' ° °P ' spends most of his free time s.derationsJrtr tLI . it i?"SLs reliably r re-• how it functioned. Finally, afte, r a hecti c ^five-hou ^ r tou^r ^o f drew him to Washington. He votes. That was the largest in the Sanctuary of the libra USF the yedy yedy ca)m damse summed u up stayed there for two years, majority ever given a Demo­ ry, appearing on the grounds KTXi^mb^ £rL3 Puffs of her Turkish "garette: "It's very nice," quoth she, first as an attorney for the cratic candidate for Governor only to slip in and out of 3JB°2it3?£dtl2 book "but where's the rugby field?" Agricultural Adjust- in the state of Illinois. classes. ment Administration and As a Governor, Stevenson from start to finish. One of the more complex Other Juue and then for the Federal Alco­ turned out to be of the re­ type is the Highly-Indignant. hol Control Administration. form school. State financial to be fiLKfftUl S ' ' 'Hadleyburg' Both Here we have two categories: and Lewis version of Gogol's ye fruzcf happiness st last— This didn't prove to be excit­ aid to schools was doubled, the first will not obey any ing enough for him so heth e welfare system was reno­ Dead Souls, Michael Wilding orders except from someone in The Insulted and the In­Held Over by Local Theaters returned to Chicago and the vated, and mental-hospital possessing an arm band, and Why, you ask, did he find happiness at last as a hog- law. facilities were improved. All jured, and Sal Mineo in The Due to the increasing de­ "Plough and the Stars," and then always questions the Possessed. flogger? Light another firm and fragrant Philip Morris, The now famous Stevenson through his administration, grounds for punishment; the mand for tickets to the Ac­Clifford Odets "Flowering taste that true tobacco flavor, puff, relax, let sweet lassi­ oratorical style came into no­ well known in Illinois, he second is simply mad at the And of course, everyone tor's Workshop production Peach." tude possess your limbs, and listen. tice in the late 30's. He was did not receive much notice world in general and theha s heard of Marilyn Mon­ of Miss Julie, the play, fea­ The hilarious "Man Who Next door to the hog-floggery was an almond grove much in demand as a speak­ nationally. initiation in particular, and is roe's desire to play The turing Swedish actress Vi- Corrupted Hadleyburg" is be­ owned by a girl named Chimera Emrick. Chimera was er especially on the subject Such was the situation in ready to fight the entire up­ Brothers Karamazov — allvec a Lindfors. will be held ing held over by popular de­ pink and white and marvelously hinged, and Alaric was of foreign affairs. early 1952. When called to per division en masse if any­ three of them. over until September 22. The mand at the Playhouse, hopelessly in love the moment he clapped eyes on her. If in listening to Mr. Ste­ the White House by Presi­ one attempts to make him do But the topper is yet to Strindberg drama, and aBeac h and Hyde Streets. It is Each day he came to the almond grove to woo Chimera, venson's speeches you notice dent Truman and asked to ac­ anything. come. I have just received companion piece entitled based on Mark Twain's comi­ but to no avail. He tried with all his vigor and guile, that he seems to have an cept the Democratic nomina­ word that Supersensational- "The Stronger," will play cal story about the moral de­ but she, alas, stayed cool. acute knowledge of foreign- tion for the presidency, Mr. RAREST OF ALL? Colossal Studios are planning nightly, except Mondays, at generation of a typical com­ fairs, you can be sure that Stevenson's answer was an The rarest (in fact, this va­ a sequel to the entire series the Marines' Memorial The­ munity, and is filled with vi­ Then one day Alaric got a brilliant idea. It was the called The Brothers Karama- day before the annual Omaha Almond Festival. On this this knowledge was gained emphatic "no." Adlai conti­ riety is practically extinct of atre at Sutter and Mason tality, color and the spirit of first hand. After the Second nued to say "no" until July all types is the True Student. zov Meet War and Peace. Streets. Tickets are on sale the author himself. day, as we all know, every almond grower in Omaha There will be four male enters a float in the big parade. The floats always consist World War he served in 24, the day before the ballot­ Here is the person who is in­ at Sherman Clay and the Tickets at $1.50 for Friday many diplomatic positions in ing. After giving his consent, terested only in study, class­ leads: Rock Hudson, Tab City of Paris. and Saturday performances of large cardboard almonds hanging from large cardboard Hunter, Lance Fuller, and almond trees. Europe. he was nominated the next es, and high Scholastics. He Other plays to be put on at 8:30 can be purchased at In 1947, Mr. Stevenson re­ day on'the third ballot wears the Frosh uniform Stark Naked. The major fe­ by the Actors Workshop will the City of Paris, Sherman Alaric's inspiration was to stitch pieces of pigskin turned to Illinois to find that Although a good campaign- though barely noticing it, male role will be taken by a include Sean O'Casev's Clay, and the Playhouse. together and inflate them until they looked like big, a number of his friends were er, Adlai lost the election to goes through any actions re- comparative newcomer, plump almonds. "These sure beat skinny old cardboard urging him into politics. Al- Ike by 353 electorial votes quired of him while almost Jayne Van Doren inee almonds," said Alaric to himself. "Tomorrow they will Gina Monroe). Several other surely take first prize for Chimera, and she will be mine !" though a reluctant candidate, (Mr. Stevenson's 1952 cam in a daze, is intent only on Letters to the Editor to say the least, a Stevenson paign will be covered in full study and regards such fool­ stars will make guest appear­ Early the next morning Alaric came running to for Governor boom began, detail in a later article.) ish actions with objective dis­ ances, such as Elvis Presley, Editor-in-Chief intellectual: Paul's Case. Chimera with his inflated pigskin almonds, but she, alas, taste since they keep him who will sing selections from University of San Francisco Look at all the area which told him she was not entering a float that year. In fact, from cracking open a newVerdi' s Otello, including, of Dear Sir: the first name offers: Paul's she had just sold her almond grove and was moving East San Francisco Foghorn book. course, the famous Willow To start with, I am a vete­ Maulings, Paul Lines, or Paul to try out with the Boston Red Sox. Pi-blished Weekly by the There are only a few in­ Song. Charles Laughton will ran of the Navy. Now, being Barings. If this columnist ASSOCIATED STUDENTS, UNIVERSITY OF SAN FRANCISCO appear in the role of Presley's Alaric, upon hearing these glum tidings, flew into a dividuals who would fit ex­ a vet, 1 have a natural aver­ wishes to stick to the tradi­ San Francisco 17, California daughter, and Marlon Brando violent rage. He started kicking his pigskin almonds all actly into one of these six sion to the words: "Now hear tion set by Abad's Abstracts, over the place. And who should be walking by at that JOHN A. DOTY types, but most Freshmen will assume the character of a this." 1 have and still do EDITOR-IN-CHIEF psychopathic motorcycle. Be­ I offer Paul's Paranomania's. very instant but Abner Doubleday! PRESS tend to evolve into an amal­ hear it so much that I am For a comical title: Paul's JOHN MURRAY, Managing Editor hind all this will be a cast of sick of it. Sick. Sick. Sick. Mr. Doubleday, who had invented baseball some years DON HAI.OG. News Editor DICK DURIS. Co-Sports Editor gamation of two or more of Bunion. In the poetic vein, PAUL BACIGALUPI. Feature Editor JACK DOHERTY. Co-Sports Editor the above characteristics millions, a budget of billions, In other words, ill. earlier, was now trying to invent football, but without BARRY LYSAGHT. Art Editor FRANK TRUMBOWER. Bus. Mgr. and the coordinated efforts of Bac's Chicken Sratches. success. The trouble was, he couldn't figure out what kind 1.EE HOAGLAND, Photo Editor BILL KRAUS. Co-Circulation Mgr. during the initiation period. Thus, having seen Mr. Paul DON MOSES. Co-Circulation Mgr. On the whole, however, the five Hollywood studios. To Bacigalupi's column with I request that the editor of ball to use. Now, seeing Alaric kick the pigskin FRANK TRUMBOWER Business Manager direct this epic the Supersen- spheroids, his problem was suddenly solved. "Eureka!" I«rw> statf: lark Abad. Bill Crawford. Terry Finnigan. Freshmen seem to take the these words above it, 1 Here­ and feature editor of your . Feature S1aft: Bill Casev. Bill Collins, Frank Downie. Jack Molinari. sational-Colossal people are he cried, and ran to his drawing board, and the rest is Sporta Staff: Bob Durard. Bob Durkee. Warren Hinkle, AH Josue, Bill process of initiation surpris­ in suggest these varied titles newspaper scrupulously ex- Kelly Lou Sasselli. Bernie Schneider. importing a foreign artist for his column. These are of­ examine these suggestions. history! Rev. James R. Menard. S..T., Faculty Moderator ingly good-naturedly and in a !M«i Shulman, 1956 cooperative vein. During new to this nation's silver fered free of charge. How In any case, please change IngnirleM regarding advertlainf; should be uddrefcaed tu screens. His name is Nikolay Adv. or Bilk. Mgr.—SKyline 2-:il81» these haphazard times they about Baci's Ball? There are the title of that column. I am When you go lo next Saturday's gamr>, the makers of Philip Subscription rate: $2.00 per year are united by one desire: Bulganin, and he is best innumerable ways of using sick, sick, sick of hearing Morris, sponsors of this column, suggest you take along the known in Europe for his road­ Represented for national advertising by "Just wait till next year." this last name: Bac of Fun, THOSE words. In other j perfect football companion —Philip Morris, of corris! show appearances with The NATIONAL ADVERTISING SERVICE Somehow one gets the im­ Bac of Words, etc., or even words, ill. College Publishers Representative Drunkard. pression that they are not reversing this procedude: Yours Helpfully, CHICAGO—BOSTON—LOS ANGELES SAN FRANCISCO I can haxiMy wait. Sure. Words by the Bae. For the 4J0 M.di.sr, Avtnua New York, N.Y. referring to Christmas. Roa A/royo. SAN FRANCISCO FOGHORN PAGE 6 Friday, Sept. 21, 1956 1^J_J"JJB _B USF Again Offers Commerce Cha ber Social Fraternity only in debate. Other events, ment reaching their goal as Russian Jesuit nurses. Welcomes Pledges including discussion, im­ Sodality Speaker Communism Course promptu, and extempore have A triduum of Masses and Alpha Delta Gamma, the na­ Holy Communions in honor Rev. Andrew Urasov, S.J. conomac tsoom particular topics differing is guest speaker at the Sodal­ In Evening School Growth of the thirteen- through the customs district tional Catholic social frater­ of St. Therese, secondary nity, will hold its fall semester from that of the debate. ity's next meeting Tuesday, The University of San Fran­ county San Francisco Bay Re- was $770,149,248 in 1955,1 Patroness of the Sodality, was rush party on Monday night The first tournament of the set for early October. September 25 at 7:30 p.m. in cisco, which has received na- gion is continuing at an acce compared to $210,941,215 inl September 24 at the Forest year will be held by the North­ * * * the Gleeson Library Lecture tional recognition for beingjierated pace in every phase 1940, a trend which has ad­ vanced steadily during those Hill Lodge at 7:30 p.m. ern California Forensic Asso­ Philosophy Frat Room. the first U.S. university to in-Uf business, industry, and fi- ciation somewhere in central fifteen years. More than 250 Students interested in pledg­ Needs Members Fr. Urasov, pastor of Our augurate a required course in nance under the impact of an air and marine lines maintain ing the fraternity or simply California in early November. Lady of Fatima Catholic Rus­ California will sponsor a The Thomists, the philoso­ the philosophy and tactics of average of 10,434 new resi- offices or agencies in San learning more about it are phical discussion society on sian Center located in the Francisco. urged to attend. Brothers must. workshop for the debaters in Richmond District, will speak Communism, will again offer dents each month since 1950. VINCENT J. SENATORE which teams will hear a pre­ campus, will have its first The 36-page Economic Sur­ (left) is shown along with have completed two semesters on the "Oriental Rite in Catho­ this timely course to the gen- The figureSj disclosed in a liminary clash of ideas. This meeting of the year on Mon­ vey, published annually by the Frank Coughlin (center) and of academic work and have a day, September 24th in Room licism." The subject was spe­ eral public as a feature of itsjnew economic survey pre- plan is designed to strengthen cifically selected to prepare Chamber's Research Depart­ Tom Loran (right) perform­ 1.2 point average. 204 of Gleeson Library. regular Evening Division cur-jpared hy the chamber's Re- ment, presents detailed mar­ Moreover, the ADG Used teams in later competition. USF Sodalists for a Mass to ing his duty. Sporting his The purpose of this initial be said in English for them on ricula, Rev. John F. X. Con- search Department, cover the ket data on San Francisco, service revolver and holster, Bookstore has announced that Tom Jennett. and Frank meeting scheduled for 8 p.m. nolly, S.J., University presi- Francisco, the Bay Area, Bay Region, the students' checks will be Trumbover have been invited October 2 at Fr. Urasov's counties of San a cartridge belt, and flash­ will be the election of officers Church. dent, announced. Alameda, Contra Costa, Ma- northern California and Cali­ light, he remains a standout ready sometime next week. to return to Cincinnati to the and formation of a program fornia, including virtually member ot the Board of Stu­ They have been delayed due to Xavier tournament in March. * * » This widely-known course, rin> San Mate0> Solan0) Napa for the coming year. All those every segment of the econo­ dent Control. Coughlin all the later registration of the The team placed eighth in a Pi Sigma Alpha "The. Philosophy, Dynamics . interested are invited to at­ Santa clanJi Sonomaj Sacra mies. Among other things, it the while seems to be reluct­ Evening Division. field of twenty-five teams last tend. deals with San Francisco's Convenes and Tactics of World Commun jmento, San Joaquin, Santa antly complying with Sena- * * * year. » * * ism," will be taught every io. business activity, comparative tore's wishes as Chairman * • * Pi Sigma Alpha, the na­ 1Cruz and Yo Debate Society- Veterans' Club tional fraternity of Political Monday beginning Sept. 17 _ . , ... , .. ... rank, future outlook and posi­ Ray Casaudoumecq's BSC ,...„„ ° J .. Total population of the t.hir- tion as a market center and Receives New Topic Nurses Hear To Hold Meeting Science honor students will and 7:30-9:20 p.m., under thel, ^ commenced its crackdown hold its first meeting of the , . , ' , „ Jteen-county area was estimat- Western capital. on campus parking violators. The new national debate Fr. President The Vets' Club will hold leadership of Rev. Raymond topic as presented in its rough At this week's meeting of their second meeting of the new school year, Wednesday T. Feely, S.J.. the University's ed at 3,986,300 persons of of evening. September 24 at 8 January 1 of this year, com­ top and currently teaches form before the Philhistorian the Nurses' Sodality, Rev. year on Tuesday, October 2 academic vice president, who Duo Complete theology and philosophy. Debating Society this week John F. X. Connolly, S.J., Uni­ in B-l at 10 a.m. All vets in­ p.m. in Phelan Hall. originated a series of Com­ pared to 3,266,384 in April of 1950, an increase of 22.04 Sophomore Don Moses hails was: Resolved: that the United versity president spoke to terested in joining this club Potential new members will munism lectures as early as from Reno, Nevada where he States should continue to give sixty members and candidates. are invited to attend, accord­ be acquainted with the frater­ 1935. per cent, the survey shows. A FOGHORN Staff Bay Region population con­ matriculated at Bishop Mano- direct aid to the friendly Being the largest group as­ ing to officers Bob Kearns, Ed nity's activities which include Registration for credit of The FOGHORN staff was hoe High. Last year he was countries of the Western sembled in the organization's Phelan, Homer Sweeney, and maintenance of a civil service two academic units will be ac­ servatively estimated at 4,- completed recently with the' 488,000 is anticipated by 1960. elected Freshman Class Prexy World. history, the aggregate heard Chuck Shaddle. information center and will ceptable until September 24. appointments and played frosh basketball. Although this is not the Fr. Connolly referred to So­ In its first meeting this hear plans for the coming In commenting on the value Both the birth rate and new year. settlers contribute to the total His role as circulation man­ final wording of the topic, it is dality activity as the heart of week main topics of discussion of this course to Americans in campus groups, the extension population growth figures. ager will see him take charge felt that a similar wording included raising incentive for Officers for 1956-57 are all walks of life, Father Con­ of distribution of the FOG­ will prevail until the end of of the Jesuit apostolate to lay recruiting new members, the Bill Alioto, President; Jack nolly said. "The famous phrase The Bay Region, which had HORN to students, alumni, the coming season at the West people. He encouraged those nearing Club Day, intramural King, Vice President, and of Sir Winston Churchill's, 29.9 per cent of California's subscribers, and other colleges Point National Finals. present to join in continued program, and plans for the Frank Batlin, Eecretary- "Communism is a riddle total population of 13,321,700 throughout the world. This topic, however, is used active membership to supple­ first social function. Treasurer. wrapped in a mystery inside and only 6.4 per cent of its an enigma" is no longer true. land area, had 31.9 per cent of The philosophy of Com­ its cash net income, 37.2 per munism, the dynamics which cent of its wholesale sales, and account for its tremendous 43 per cent of the State's bank success since the close of debits, during 1955. World War II, and the well- San Francisco led all ma­ defined blueprint of its tactics jor U.S. cities in population are subjects with which every gain per square mile of land American should be thorough­ area between 1940-1956, and ly familiar if he is to under­ on January 1, 1956, had 807,- stand the true nature of the 000 residents —31.600 more DON MOSES crisis now confronting the than in 1950 and 172,500 more Co-Circulation United States and the rest of than in 1940. On the average, the free world." R. Menard, S.J. as moderator, Or why you never got so much for your money about 290,000 additional per­ and Don Moses as co-circula Father Connolly also called sons enter the city daily, creat­ attention to a national confer­ tion manager. ing a market of more than a Fr. Menard, a native Cali- ence of educators, clergymen, million persons; this includes labor and government officials fornian born in Los Angeles, about 115,000 persons regu­ taught at St. Ignatius High meeting this week in Washing­ larly working in the city but Whenever a customer complains to me about ton to discuss fighting "Inter­ School from 1949 to 1951. the price of gasoline, I call my wife. living outside. After attending Hollywood national Communism as a The effective buying income Global Menace." Leaders of High and Loyola University, "She's worked right with me and kept our per capita in San Francisco in he entered Sacred Heart No books since we leased our first Union Oil sta­ the conference are currently 1955 of $2,403 was highest mapping plans to include edu­ vitiate at Los Gatos. He com among large cities and com­ pleted four years of theologi tion on this same corner in La Canada, 20 cational courses, similar to pared to $1.9.17 in California years ago. that already offered by USF, cal studies at Alma College and $1,602 in the nation. Total there and was ordained on in more U.S. colleges and effective buying income in "And—as Myrtle says—gasoline hasn't gone high schools. June 12, 1954. This year he San Francisco in 1955 amount­ joined the faculty on the Hill up nearly as much as other things you buy. SMASH HIT IN ed to $1,938,242,000. Among 8TH MONTH the 100 ranking counties in the nation in 1955, San Fran­ Rogers, and Hammerstein's cisco employment in finance PALACE CORNER and insurance ranked sixth, Sheraton Palace Hotel public utilities sixth, whole first motion picture in sale trade seventh, service TODD -AO eighth and construction ANSON WEEKS good seats at box office eleventh. ^Doncin wit h Anson until show time In world trade, commodities [smart Supper Dancing TO a.m. to 9 p.m. valued at $415,134,080 were Also tickets «t Sherman & Clay exported through the San Crane and all other agencies Francisco Customs District in 1955, compared to $262,531,- i c<"kt*il Dan MAIL ORDERS FILLED tin9. Sat. 5.7 Children under twelve 90«! for 571 in 1948. Import total was Pm , $355,015,168 in 1955, com­ any seat in the house when accom­ NO COVER CHARGE panied by a parent. pared to $22,465,242 in 1948. Total of exports and imports San Francisco's Newest and Finest Theatre CORONET Geary and Hearst Ave. SKyWne 2-4400 *9 Ijeftfi, Me, a. ©r>fee. You pay 205% more to build a house today ©O .-Mi.9* than you did in 1936. 22,0% more for a low- price 2-door sedan. 125% more for a suit of Footing the Bill JO clothes. 325% more for a pound of sirloin steak. for Careless "Yet if you leave out the tax, Union's premium Drivers? gasoline has gone up only 70% in that same time. Fact is, the tax has gone up more than THE gAHTMANS: 20 TEAKS ON THE SAME CORNER IN LA CANADA, CALIFORNIA the gasoline—100%! And two gallons of Union's new Royal 76 will do the work of three oil, battery and tires. We provide clean rest In 1956 it costs LInion Oil 250% more than it gallons of our old product. rooms and free maps for your convenience. did in 1936 to build the kind of service station Charles and Myrtle Santman operate in La "You get a lot of service for nothing, too. 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