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~d. ir- .), " To Open Thursday Night ro le a By LARRY GOODMAN_ be given for area high school of nonsense into the potpourri to pre-meditated offense." Jle Fine Arts Editor students. of fun. One of the comic high " 'A Funny Thing' " said the The story of the play is points is when Hysterium Times, "resorts to outrageous "A Funny Thing Happened taken largely from the com (Brian Black), a jittery boss puns and to lines that ought to ~r, on the Way to the Forum," a edies of the Roman play of slaves, dons a white frock make you cringe. Like having m, musical comedy of Roman wright Titus Maccius Plautus. and a blonde wig and mas a slave of slaves (played by :th love - with the accent falling Some five years ago, Brut querades as a virgin bride. Brian Black) remark, 'I like ~n on the comedy - opens Shevelove and Larry Gelbert Another is when slaves Don to grovel.' Like a domineering Thursday night in the Teach took a Plautus storyline and Moyer and Brian Black, along matron (Domina, played by ing Auditorium T h e a t r e added a generous dash of sat with Bob Erwin (as an elderly Holly Gwinn) tells a slave 10, (TAT). It will continue ire and crazy antics; Stephan hen-pecked husband) get to holding a sculpture of her, y! through Saturday Feb. 23·25 Sondheim then added music gether and sing "Everybody 'carry my bust with pride.' " at 8:30 p.m. In addition, a and lyrics. Ought to Have a Maid." Time Magazine c a II e d matinee performance will be The Broadway The New York Times said Plautus "a genius at invent given on Sunday, Feb. 19, at show was so successful it was made into the songs have a "cheerful ing slapstick plot complica 3:30p.m. a movie last year, starring Zero aptness" and are "accessories tions." Tickets are on sale at the Mostel and Phil Silvers. TAT Box Office from 1 to 5 The all·student 1 p.m. Monday through Friday cast for t e USF production and prior to the matinee per is headed by Photo by Mike Bixenman Don Moyer of Tampa, who formance. Reservations may may be remembered for his be made by calling ext. 323. Courtesans Dance Up A Storm side - splitting renditiun of Tickets are 75 cents for stu "Charley's Aunt" last sum These five charmers will keep the show colorful in their vient role to the zany Keystone-cop antics that characterize dents, $1.25 for faculty, staff mer. choreography for "A Funny Thing.'' From left, are Barbara the musical comedy. The show opens Thursday night to and foundation members, and Richardson, Nita Laca, Peggy McGrath, Carol Oditz a.ud USF students a.ud personnel. $2.50 for the general public. Other major roles are ' Aleida Chumley. Dance routines, however, play a subser· Tonight, the production will played by Don Sadler, John Ryan, Bob Erwin and Holly Gwinn, all of Tampa; Joy de Bartolo, Orange City; Doug Kaye, North Miami; and Brion Black, New York City. Also in the cast are Peggy On-Campus Overtime Not McGrath and Carol Oditz, both of Temple Terrace; Jill Johnson, St. Petersburg; and Jerry Peeler, Nita Laca, Bar bara Richardson, A I e i d a Chumley and Jim Scott, all of Allowed, Tampa. Even Sans Pay Director - in - Residence for the play is Mesrop Kesdekian, of Pennsylvania State Univer By CON~IE FRANTZ by the law. All persons earn tinuing education can use vol using their time as lab work. Other institutions affected sity, who has acted profes Staff Writer ing over $7,800 a year are unteer work as lab assign James A. Parrish, Chair by the law for the first time sionally and has his own sum USF Photo exempt. Persons between the ments. However, these stu man of the English depart are hospitals, elementary and Student workers here will mer stock theatre in Reading, salary ranges may be exempt dents must charged a fee. ment said the teaching assis Receiving The not be allowed to work past secondary schools and col Pa. Awards if they can prove ...to the fed Other than tWs positively no tants won't be affected at the leges. The law applies wheth regular hours, even without Music director of the pro Pres. John S. Allen (left) presented the award for aca. eral government that their students will be used for vol· moment but that it is conceiv er the institutions are public, pay. That's the effect of a fe duction is William D. Owen, demic achievement to Gamma Hall last week. Receiving the duties are of professional or unteer work," Chambers said. able that they will be in the private, profit making or deral law which went into ef USF assistant professor of large silver bowl for the dorm was Sandra Sroka. Beta Hall administrative nature. "One of the most unfortu future. non·profit making. fect two weeks ago. music. received the award for the best men's residence ball, and ALL STAFF involved in nate aspects of this ruling," According to Jack A. Cham The production has been se their cup was accepted by David Short. teaching, administration or he said, "is the service orga bers o~ personnel services, -;':::;;:;i.e~~~:tm~:!:"'l!m:;:r:T.:!!s~~~~~ .. lected by the American Edu researcn is exempt however, nizatic.ts who donale their some of the implications of rJ cational Theatre Association, all non-academic staff is cov time to the institutions. Under ~~ this which are not readily ap the Defense Department and ered. this law they must find some &~ ~ parent are that students will the United Service Organiza John Weicherding, manager other way to give their ser ~ B~ta, Gamma Win • not under any circumstances $5 Registration -~ t ions for an extended tour of of personnel benefits is in vice to the institution. One L be permitted by the federal the Armed Forces Northeast charge of interpreting and en suggestion Chambers made, 4 government, to work over ! Command in Iceland, Green- forcing the amendment on was that students could ac· time. The University is liable land, Labrador and New Acade·mic' Awards this campus. He can be cept pay for their work and Set As Parking to pay overtime for any will foundland during May and By LESLIE TAYLOR reached at USF extension 471. t h e n donate it to t h e J award presentation, residents ful violation of this law. Be , ~ June. Staff All student assistants, grad USF foundation. "In this Writer of the two winning halls re cause of this law, a campus uate assistants, way," Chambers said, "they The plot involves Pseudolus Gamma Hall was awarded ceived an engraved silver ruling has been established work scholar Fee This Fall ship students and students would be volunteers in es- ! ~ (Don Moyer), a Roman slave, the President's Award for Ac punch bowl, ladle and tray for stating that no person covered sence." J who will be granted his free ademic Achievement for the their use during the next working under college work ~-~ By JIM RAGSDALE by the law may work over 44 ; , . dom if he The registrars office, which ~ ~ can secure for his third consecutive term last term. hours per week. study program (CWSP) are Staff Writer i Wednesday. covered by the amendment. used 200 student volunteers in master (Bob Erwin) a dumb, The halls keep the trays. blonde, virgin bride (Joy The Federal Wage-Hour Students which the law does this Trimester's registration ;~ The Traffic Committee approved a five dollar registra USF Pres. John S. Allen The punch bowls and ladles law, a new amendment to the not affect are those working will be one of the offices most ·•· tion fee on automobiles last week. The new fees will be ad , de Bartolo), who has complet presented the award to San are passed on to the new win Fair Labor Standards Amend as Resident Instructors. severely handicapped by the ~. ministered in September along with higher traffic fines. ed her basic training as a dra oS kr a representing ners each academic term. ment of 1966, was passed by The administrative head of new law. According to Frank M Clyde Hill, director of the physical plant said the new ' courtesan. Pseudolus, how Gamma Hall. Alpha Hall had won two Congress last September and a department which is exer H. Spain, registrar, a letter registration fees will give $30,000 to build two parking lots. ever, must foil all the males Gamma obtained a grade consecutive terms but yielded was put into effect two weeks has been sent to Atlanta to He said the registration fees were needed since USF has Il who are panting after dumb average of 2.51 for Trimester to Beta this time, in the men's cising a willful violation of ago. This law will, for the this law can be fined up to appeal this aspect of the deci- not received enough funds from the State Road Department % blonde virgins. I, the highest average at residences. first time cover state univer $10,000 and-er imprisoned for sion. rt for construction of lots. "Sharing the frantic antics tained by any residence hall Any hall which wins for four sities. 1 are eunuchs, panderers, aging since the university opened. six months. At this time the DA CI N C G0 R TO Ger The new traffic fines to be charged in September are as consecutive terms gains own ~4 follows; parking violations, for the first offense is $2, the lechers, vainglorious soldiers Beta Hall, for the first time, ership of the bowl and ladle. 1\DNIMUM WAGE for all University is subject to audit hard G. Eichholz of Educa ~ secon4 offense $5 and all following offenses $10 each. and defrocked vestals," ac received the award for the OTHER MEN'S hall aver employes covered by the by the federal government at tional Resources, students ~ Moving violations for the first offense is $5, $10 for sec cording to Time Magazine. men's residence hall with an ages are as follows: Alpha law will be $1 and a rate of any time. working for WUSF radio and ~ ond time, and $15 for the third. Improper registration will Life magazine called the average of 2.213. David Short 2.206, Zeta 2.160, Eta 2.145, time and a half for all over The new time sheets which TV will not be greatly af ~ be $5 for the first violation. Broadway show a ·"bawdy accepted the award for Beta Lambda 2.154, Theta 2.075, time exceeding 44 . hours a the stduents must personally fected by the amendment. t·j The higher traffic fines are needed, said Hill, because tale of old duffers chasing Hall. Bay Campus 1.806. week. . fill out are audited every Most of the students who have ' "the present 'one dollar parking fine is not enough to stop beautiful dames and young THE PRESIDENT'S Award Other women's hall aver In 1968 the minimum wage month. Before, they were sent been volunteering time to the f! Violators from parking in unauthorized areas." lovers panting to get mar for Academic Achievement ages are: Delta 2.471, Epsilon will be $1.15 and maximum in only every six months. Ac station are enrolled in broad ried." was first presented at the end 2.421, Iota 2.388, Bay Campus hours a week will be lowered cording to Chambers, it is casting curriculum and are • Each character stirs his bit of Trimester I, 1965. At each 2.101. to 42. Minimum wages in 1969 possible that after July of 1967 J;;x;~tLM::'il'M:f.M&~ ..,,..~"'~nw.nr~xJ&"iWa't:m· will be $1.30 with maximum those covered by the law may hours lowered to 40 a week. be paid on a bi-weekly basis The minimum wage will con because of the auditing sys tem. Best Dressed tinue to raise for the next two years while the . maximum NO STUDENT volunteers hours per week remain at 40. are to be used on campus, ac All employees covered by the cording to the law. "The only To Be Chosen amendment will receive a exception to this is students minimum wage of $1.45 in working in a field which re 1970 and $1.60 in 1971. lates to their major area of Saturday P.M. All persons paid under study. Also, students taking a $5,200 a year will be covered non-credit course through con- USF's best dressed girl will be presented Saturday night at the Combo Party in the University Center Ballroom (CTR 248) according to a Fashion Committee spokes man. The girl will represent USF in Glamour Magazine's na QUESTION: Why can't QUESTION: Why can't tional competition for the campus organizations sell pa campus .organizations have a "Ten Best Dressed College perback books - books that membership table more than Girls In The Nation" contest. aren't sold in the bookstore? once in the lobby of the Uni ANSWER: According to versity Center. Nearly 600 ballots were cast Bookstore officials no organi Feb. 8 in the preliminary zation has ever tried to estab· ANSWER: As far as we can judging that chose 11 finalists lish a private sale of books. determine, they can. Howev from 43 semifinalists. However, last year, the Stu er, Reservations Chairman A dinner will be held at 6 :30 dent Association attempted to Jackie Eichelberger says the p.m. today for the finalists establish a student book ex following rules apply to orga and judges with final judging change - ~th paperback nizations placing tables in the scheduled for Thursday night. lobby: books only - but it went de Judges are Phyllis Mar funct after financial difficul· ~"' Only one table is al· shall, director of student orga The 43 Better Dressed ties and lack of participation. lowed per organization and nizations; Mrs. Rena Ezzell, The 43 semifinalists in USF's Best Dressed Girl Contest are pictured here Leslle, Diane Kurek, Barbara Molinari (a. finalist), Elaine Benton, Sharon Bookstore officials a I s o only on one side of the lobby. program adviser for the Uni· before last week's judging eliminated 32 of them and left the 11 finalists. Sweet, Ailen Oliva, and Bettie Ann Huff (a finalist). TOP ROW shtarting at commented that students are versity Center; Dick Camer encouraged to sell ~"' There may be as many One of the 11 will be named as winner Saturday night at the Combo Party. left are Beckie Prater, Bobbie Allen and Sharon Barfield (both finalists), their pa on, a resident instructor; Cal perback books to as two or three tables in the Pictured starting at left, FRONT ROW are Carol MacGill, Pam Dymmek, Susan Alderfer, Lynne Barrett (a finalist), Carol Congdon, Karen Hance, P& other stu Sparks, a photographer for lobby at one time, but this Charlotee White (all finalists), Kathleen Georgilll!, Cheryl Anthony, Karen tricia Nichols, Georgeanna. Panagiotacos, Gail Malcolm, Joy De Bartolo, dents, who would give them a Educational Resources; and better price than the book· will depend upon the nature of Nickell, Judy Perry, Ellie Di Meglio, Carol Stovall, Becky Engle, Carolyn Mary Judy, Chris Ercius (a finalist), Patricia. Donohoe, and Pam Drew. NOT Alice Crownover, USF's Best Gorman, Lynda Long, and Shannon Gause. SECOND ROW starting at left store can. (Continued on Page 4) PIGrURED are Mary Ann Albritron (a finalist), Karen Hawkins, Judy ReiD Dressed Girl last year. are Candy Dorsey, Ruby Harwell, Nancy Jenkins, Cheryl Fernandez, Lauren bard, and Pamela. Whitehurst.
• I \ 1 2 - THE ORACLE - Feb. 15, 1967, U. of South Florida, Tampa CLASSIFIED ADS 1. AUTOMOTIVE 20. PERSONAL NOTES GRE To Be Given vw lor sa le. '63 green. New sunroof, low FREEr Imported roasted caterpillars. mileage. exc;ell ent condition. See at Esso Llmlled supply, only one to a customer, Sletlon - Corner Nebreska's & Fletcher. See Ha lgley, CTR 222. Here are 20 cluslflcatlona lor The Ora· To LA, CB __5. ....,....., FOR SALE______fociar you:classif ied edvertlslng ready to work Grads HJGH!!ST CORNER LOT In Temple Ter· 1. AUTOMOTIVE ~:~:: ;~~~~~· be·:~:e~~kp:,v:32:ro2~~dge - For sole or wanted, equipment, Nrvlces. Trimester II GRE Area for admission to a graduate ------1 3. FOR RI!NT NOW gat private lessons from wor ld- Tests for Liberal Arts and program in a university, it famous experts. Full-size 12-lnch Long 5. FOR SALE Basic Studies graduates have may be given in one of the Play HIFJ records 33 1/3 RPM. Each All Items other th•n cars 111<1 eyelet. been set for MarCh 22 at 6:30 testing centers at the same ~~rd Is a complete course. HEAR HOW 7, HI!LP WANT!D Look Your Loveliest Male, female. p.m. and March 25 at 8:30 time that he takes the Apti· Tell Your Children tht Facts of Life 9 LOST AND FOUND a.m. in Physics Building 141. tude portion. Achieve Sexual Harmony In Marriage • Bt a Belter Bowler 11, WANTED Improve Your Golf The Area Test is required of For such administration, he converse In Spanish Books, a rticles, help property, etc. all seniors graduating from should also enroll with the Each only $3.~9. Hamlllon Imparts, Dept, 13, MISCELLANEOUS OR·27, P.O. Box 1025, Plant City, Florida the colleges of Liberal Arts or ETS to make sure that his 33566. 15. S!RVtCES OFF!JII.I!D Basic Studies. It measures the forms for the examination are 11 you have something to sell or buv. If Tutoria l, part-time work, typing, btb y~lt· student's general achievement available at the testing center you have services to offer or need he lp. ling . in natural science, social Put an Inexpensive, effective Oracle clas· 11. TRADI! on the date specified. There is ~~~:. ad to work for you. 3 lines 50 lP. RIDES science and humanities. also a $10 fee for this test and Offered, Wanted No advance registration or the accompanying service. 15. SERVICES OFFERED 20. PERSONAL NOTI!S preparation is required and For further information con· Say It Ooooboooo Wwaaa there is no charge. Exams are TUTORIAL: Prlvete Jeosons In Modern cerning this program, consult "Ubu Roi," Alfred Jarry's snrrealistic play of the lam Cla.udla. Juergensen, lCB, Elizabeth Anne Lynch, STA, Marcia Mathemallcs. Anna Bell, B.S , Wayne scored by the State '31 , 935-07U. Educational the USF Office of Evaluation 19th centnry, will be presented toda.y in University Center 252, Zukowsik, ICB, Joey Al'genlo, 20B an.d Joseph John D'es. UNIVERSITY Testing Service (ETS) in Services in the University Li at 2 p.m. It is being presented by the Speech Department posito, ICB. Ubu Rol Is pronounced Oooobooo .Wwaaa. . . __ Princeton, N.J., and each stu brary 515 or call ext. 414. Readers" Theatre Guild CoHee hour. The cast includes dent receives a statement of Wheeler, Ross his score as compared with the national norm. ~ COMBO PARTY SATURDAY Obtain Grant AUTO SERVICE· WHILE THE TEST is re Seminar Discusses, quired for graduation, no min USF Sociology Professors CENTER imum score is required to Raymond H. Wheeler and TRUST YOUR CAR "pass." Photo Winners Given; Defines Loneliness Jack C. Ross 'have received a TO THE MAN WHO The GRE Aptitude Test is a $17,400 grant for research of measure of a student's gener Is each man to find his way at loneliness. He said that "Occupational Settings and WEARS THE STAR al ability. It has two major through life alone? How can each man must cope with the Voluntary Group Member portions - verbal and mathe people cope with their own loneliness of guilt that is the matical. Juergenson Is 'Author' ship" in the Tampa Bay area. problem of aloneness and knowledge of his past actions, FREE! This test is not required for Winners of cash prizes in "Florida Montage." Games will begin at 7 p.m. sense of alienation? and the loneliness of facing The year-long study will ex • Complete lubrication with graduation but it is required the CTR Photography Contest In 1963 J uergensen was se each Wednesday night jn These and other questions death. amine various aspects of jobs each Oil Change, for entrance into many gradu have been announced. In the lected for membership in the CTR 251. Free rfreshments w e r e discussed Thursday Allen raised the question of and how they are related to • Do It Yourself Car Wash ate schools, including the USF Poetry will be served. night at the Seminar on Lone Black and White Miscellane Society of Aillerica. whether loneliness is neces membership of voluntary Vacuum, Soap and Water graduate program. ous category Michael Bixen He was named "Poet of the The Fifth Annual All liness sponsored by the Uni· sarily bad or something to be Provided. versity Center Spe organizations. Also, how vol INTERESTED STUDENTS man won first place, Richard Year" in the 1965 competition Florida Undergraduate Paint cial Events avoided. He stressed that the • Pick Up & Delivery for untary organizations a n d should write to ETS asking to Goldstein, second, and Rich sponsored by the Florida Sun ing Competition, sponsored by Committee. basic solution to loneliness All Maintenance Work for be enrolled in the program ard S. Smoot, third. coast Poetry Association and the Arts and Exhibits Com Dr. Joseph Lupo, psychia was to form interpersonal re memberships are related to Students & Faculty. and ascertaining the testing In the Black and White the Society of Fine Arts. His mittee will open Feb. 26. trist, Dr. Ed Allen of the De lationships. jobs people have. The Nation next book, "Sermons from the velopmental Center, and the dates. H u m a n Interest category STUDENT entries are cho Bob Musselwhite, modera al Science Foundation spon 2911 E. Fowler Ave. John E. Sacco won first place, Ammunition Hatch of the Ship Rev. James Keller of the Uni The sen by the art departments of tor, brought up the idea that PHONE 932-3387 student pays a $10 fee of Fools," will be out this versity Chapel Fellowship dis· sors the study. and, as part of its service, Robert Polzer, second, and the universities and colleges today we have more commu Erik Nielson, third. year. cussed the various types of ETS will mail the scores to they represent, according to nication than ever before, and Marty Heiman took first The "Meet the Author" pro loneliness, its effect ·on peo any three graduate schools Betsy Gmdon, Arts and Ex more tools to understand place, John H. Ransom, gram is sponsored by the Spe ple, and ways to cope with it. designated by the students. Jr., hibits Committee chairman. those around us, yet loneli second, and Stephen Jacob cial Events Committee. Lupo presented the psychia ness is as much of a problem In addition to these tests, Thirteen schools participate, trist's view of loneliness. He son, third, in tfle color cate ALL FULL TIME USF stu· among those are Florida as ever. ETS prepares a specialized gory. stated that there are two Advanced Test in about 25 dents are eligible for competi State, Florida, Florida South types of loneliness: primary Michael Bixenman won the tion in the talent show to be ern, and Florida Presbyteri major fields of study, such as Best Overall loneliness, which is shared by purchase prize. presented March 3 at 7 p.m. an. chemistry, history and Span Entries in the contest are on all people because they are in the Teaching Auditorium. Prizes will be awarded at a ish. display in CTR 108 until Feb. human, and secondary loneli Deadline for entries is Mon reception at 3 p.m. on opening A few graduate schools re 17, according to Rich Whit ness, which can develop into day, at noon. Applications are day, Sunday, Feb. 26. Another quire this test as a measure aker, chairman of the CTR pathological loneliness. available at the CTR desk. reception will be held at 2 of the entering student's profi· Photo The Rev. James Keller dis· Committee. Auditions will be Feb. 22 ciency in his major field. p.m. the following day. cussed the ways religion looks THE CHARM CLASS meets from 7 p.m. to midnight. A at 2 p.m. today in CTR 47. Fitklity Union Life A FEW DEPARTMENTS at schedule for auditions will be Insurance Co. USF also require it as a basis "David and Lisa" is the posted in the CTR lobby. Procurement, Personne1 for graduation in their field in CTR movie for the week end. The competition is open to College Master It will be shown at 7 and 9 :45 Poet Coxe Hold Equipment Show order to compare their gradu all types of talent. First, sec OUR LABELS ates with those of other uni p.m. Friday and at 7 p.m. ond, and third prizes will be The Divisions of Procure Guaranteed by a.top versities. Saturday and Sunday, in Fine awarded. Alex Reina, chair ment and Personnel Services company. COULD ONLY TALK Arts - Humanities 101. Admis will offer an It this test is administered man of the Talent Committee, To Appear informal exhibi sion is 25 cents. tion and demonstration of of No war clause by a USF department, it is urged all students to partici The movie stars Keir Dul fice machines Friday, from 8 "rve been attached to :my suit free and arrangements are pate or attend. Admission is Exclusive benfits at for quite a spell. lea, Janet Margolin, and How a.m. to 5 p.m., in the Universi made by the department. If free, but tickts are required. special rates rm taken to all the best ard de Silva. "It is based on a Here feb.ll ty Center Ballroom, CTR 248. the student needs to take it They may be picked up at the places, and I go out frequently. fictionalized case study Full aviation by Dr. CTR desk now. Lewis 0. Coxe, 'nationally All USF staff members are Gosh, 'I get a lot of wear Theodore Isaac Rubin, a psy JUDY WALTON, of the known dramatist, poet and invited. Refreshments will be coverage. but I feel almost as young as chiatrist," said Bonnie Au, of Recreation Committee, has critic, will be guest lecturer provided courtesy of the Per ihe day I was purchased the CTR Movies Committee. Premium deposits announced that the Trimester at the next program of the sonnel Committee. from Kirby's, suit attached. "It concerns Virginia Woolf two adolescents II Bridge Tournament will be USF English Club, to be held deferred until you Incidentally, the suit who, while searching for held three c o n s e c u t i v e Wednesday, Feb. 22 at 8 p.m. Meeting To Organize are out of school. wears well, too!" themselves, find each other." Wednesday nights, March 1, in University Center 252. The The seventh installment of SocioiOCJY Club Today Joe Hobbs 8, and 15. All students, staff, program will be entitled OPEN MONDAY AND fRIDAY •rrL 9 P.M. Production Set the serial "Mystery of the An organizational meeting of and faculty are eligible to "Drama Today, Art or Hap Fred Papia River-Boat" will be run at the new sociology club will be participate. Players may sign pening?" Ray ·Newcomer, each 7 p.m. showing. held today at 2 p.m. in Uni up at the CTR desk Feb. 13 Coxe's most famous play is Gen. Agent. "THE PEASANTS" will fur versity Center 252. For M-arch 16 through Feb. 24. Permanent "Billy Budd," which he wrote nish music and entertainment The club is primarily orient· trophies will be awarded the with George Chapman, direc By LARRY GOODMAN for the Combo Party Satur ed to the sociology majors but 3843 Kennedy Blvd., winners. tor of the Loeb Eperimental Fine Ar1s Editor day, at 9 p.m. in the CTR all interested persons are in Tampa, Florida Theatre at Harvard. The play, ballroom. The party is spon· vited to come. The co-chair Phone 877-8387 "Who's Afraid of Virginia sored by the Dance Commit produced on Broadway in the man is Barbara Sptak. Woolf," Edward Albee's prize tee. Admission is 50 cents per Registrar's early 1950s and later made winning play and now a person. Dress is s c h o o l into a highly successful highly - acclaimed movie, will clothes. Men and women may movie, is an adaptation of the be presented on campus as a wear slacks, but not shorts. Office Lists novel by Herman Melville. production of the USF Experi Pennsylvania Dutch Art Besides "Billy Budd" and mental Theatre. The play will other plays, Coxe is the au We are NOW taking applications classes begin Monday, 2 p.m., New be given March 16, 17, and 18 erR 47. Hours thor of six volumes of poetry, in one of the Andros Lounges, Dr. Hans Juergensen will be In order to comply with the including "The Wilderness For students to reside in beautiful at 8 p.m. It is free. featured at "Meet the Au Federal Wage and Hour Law, and Other Poems," 1958{. and Directing the play will be thor" Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2 the Registrar's Office is fol ''The Last Hero and Other student Frank Morse of p.m. in CTR 255. Juergensen lowing this schedule: Poems," 1965. Tampa. It will be his senior is associate professor of Hu *"' Office Hours: 9 a.m. to 4 At the present time, Coxe Fontana Hall theatre project. Morse was manities in the College of p.m., Monday through Friday. holds the Pierce Chair of Po seen l ast spring in "The Basic Studies. He will read *"'Telephone Calls: 8 a.m. etry at Bowdoin College. He New deluxe residence hall for men and women to 5 p.m., Monday through previously has taught and lec Poker Session," where he from his latest book of poetry, students, approved and supervised by played the lead role, Billy Friday. tured at Princeton University; the Uni Bevis. Staff members and visitors Harvard and Trinity College, versity of South Florida. with prior appointments will Dublin. · Betsy Lynch, 3TA, and Joey Theatre Guild ALSO AVAILABLE TO HILLSBOROUGH Argenio, 2CB, will play Mar be received from 8 a.m. to 5 Coxe's lecture Feb. 22 Is tha and George, the roles Play Tryouts p.m., Monday through Friday open to the public. Coffee will COUNTY RESIDENTS. played by Elizabeth Taylor according to Registrar Frank be served and a discussion and Richard Burton in the Set For Monday Spain. will follow the lecture. film, which has been nominat Open auditions for the De ed for several academy partment of Speech Reader's Here are some of the MANY attractive. .f~ awards. As Marie Antoinette said: Theatre guild second major tures of Fontana Hall: Art Taxman and Claudia production of the trimester Juergensen, 1CB, will play will be at 7 :30 p.m. Monday in "LET THEM EAT CAKE" Nick and Honey, who were Engineering A u d i t o r i u m 20 delicious meals weekly from our own played by George Segal and (ENA). Sandy Dennis in the film. operated food service. Students may return Frank Galati, instructor in for unlimited seconds on all menu items ex 'Virginia Woolf' replaces speech, said Reader's Theatre John Steinbeck's "Of Mice will present Euripides' trage cept special menu entrees. and Men," originally sched dy "Orestes" March 25 at 8 uied as the next Experimental p.m. inENA. Semi-private bath with tub-shower com-· Theatre production. The Stein Galati said "we will ap bination. beck play, also a novel, will proach the play from a 20th not be presented until next century point of view, and per AND SO FOOD SERVICE . y' Swimming pool and other recreational fa. fall, due to difficulties encoun haps go so far as to dapple Qffers delicious, personalized layer cilities. tered in last week's tryouts, Euripides with a few of this cake or sheet cake for all occasions, according to a, Theatre De century's own modish Apol Each suite is fully air-conditio~ed and has partment release. los." e BIRTHDAYS e DORM PARTIES Architect's drawing of Fontana V wall-to-wall carpeting. All work will be done by Tryouts are open to stu e ANNIVERSARIES e GRI:EK FUNCTIONS Hall, dining rooms at left. students under the supervision dents, faculty and staff. of Jack Belt, assistant profes The Speech Department Serves ••. and many more plus features( sor of theatre arts. produced Samuel Beckett's 10" round cake ----- $3.50 up to 18 The play will be the second play "Endgame" in January 13"xl8" sheet cake --- $4.50 up to 25 Experimental Theatre produc and last trimester staged a 18"x16" sheet cake -- $7.oo· up to 54 tion of the trimester. The first chamber theatre adaptation of We invite you to visit our Model Suite was "Triple A P 1 o w e d Vladimir Nobokov's novel (Double layers sheet cake, double price and number wrved) Under." "Pnin." ,( Orders required 24 hours In advance, payment with order. and pick up V We deliver _on campus 8 a.m. • 5:30 p.m. or pick up at your application form NOW at SEASCOPE OF NORTH TAMPA Coffee Shop after 5:30. RENTALS sKIN DIVER's. AIR _s~ATION . REPAIRS Place order at any cafeteria office, or "We Sell and Serv1ce D1v1ng Equ1pment 4200 FLETCHER AVENUE Authorized Sales of Dacor Diving Equipment -SAFE FILTERED AIR- FOOD SERVICE Woodrow Wilson, General Manager Phone 932-4391 7400 NEBRASKA AVE. Phone 234-1101 CTR 242 . ®WtNBfMl®Wiim~f:f&:FTcW • ' Credit Card Woes THE ORACLE - Feb. 15, 1967, U. of South Florida, Tampa - 3 • Fraternities Here Active .• In Gasparilla Event Reign For Students Panhellenic Has Service By Beverly Heitzenrater for his car there. LAMBDA em ALPHA Goldberg, Bruce Goldstein, were the highlights. Genna Lignante, lCB, who Girls, pirates, and soft Correspondent Mark Greenberg, Henry Ja TKE pledge Tom Batura commutes from St. Peters Theme drinks were the order of busi For First Proiect cobson, Stu Kalb, Mark Kitt joined forces with Tri SIS sis "Madame?" burg said she prefers a check ness Monday Gasparilla Day. man, Churck Levin, Dennis ter Patty Copeland to eat 260 "Yes, just a moment, let ing account "because you al By MARGARET MASON planned for Friday, Feb. 24 at president; Luci Ferny, vice Brothers and pledges manned Moreno, Howie Ross, Glenn pancakes in the Strove Tues me get these credit cards out ways know where you stand Staff Writer Lake Keystone, followed by a president; Gail Crum, secre four booths along the parade Schulman, and Danny Spears. day pancake eating contest of the way. Let's see, I keep ... I hope!" weekend camping trip at the tary; Mary Jo Tolson, trea route in their annual fund PANHELLENie SATURDAY night a TEP and a second place finish. The the gas cards in my wallet Some students do use the lake with both sisters and surer; Frances Garcia, chap raising project. USF Panhellenic has adopt SAE Party was held. winners ate 280. and the department store cards though. "I couldn't get pledges participating. lain; and Wendy Fletcher, Frid~y the brothers will ed the World University Ser As one of the many fund THE BROTHERS helped to cards spread out on the bot along without them," said Mary skit chairman. travel to DeLand for the ini vice as its first service proj Ann Albritton is a raising projects, the TEP sell soft drinks at the Gaspa tom of my purse." John Ferlita, 3CB, who car contestant in the Miss Sunfla tiation of pledges of the Zeta ect. WUS has played an im TRI CHI pledge class sold soft drinks rilla Parade last Monday and "Madame?" ries three cards and charges vor beauty contest, as well as Tau Chapter of Stetson Uni portant role in the lives of stu U.S.F. 's newest sorority has at the Gasparilla Parade. New pledges are Dave "Just a minute young man! about $40 a month - about a finalist in the Citrus versity. Saturday night the dents for 45 years. It began Queen elected Other projects include donut Burkett and John Woodward. I still have to put away the the same amount charged by contest. officers. They are: Stetson and USF brothers will its work with relief for stu Linda Long, president; Kathy sales, a book drive, and a THETA em OMEGA diners' club card, airline Richard Noriega, 4ZO, who Sisters are still awed at the hold a party in Daytona credit card and that fabulous carries five cards. dents in Europe and Asia Bremmer. vice president; Beach. fund raising project for the The brothers are having a Minor after World War I, and feat of Patty Coplon and a Colony's installation April 23. dinner - dance at the Hawai bankers' club card that I use Konny Kane, lCB, has three member of Tau Kappa Epsi Eileen Harris, recording sec LAMBDA CHI sponsored for anything. Now what were cards and uses them for about has continued to assist stu retary; Sherry Waltz, corre ENOTAS ian Village Friday, Feb. 24 as dents through its refugee loan lon who consumed a total of Miss Mary Ann Albritton in you saying young man?" $75 worth of goods a month. sponding secretary; and Anne SATURDAY night the fu a follow-up to a steak cook-out fund, international 256 pancakes in a pancake - the "Best Dressed Girl on "Oh nothing, I just wanted Vicki Klar, lCB, from Tampa intern Smith, treasurer. ture SAE chapter, Enotas which was held Saturday, ships, and fellowships. eating contest held Tuesday at Campus" contest. to know if you were a fre charges about $30 in gas a held a joint dance with TEP Feb. 4. A money - making project is the International House of DELTA ZETA Newly elected officers of quent credit card user?" month but "not very much on fraternity at the Temple Ter PI KAPPA ALPHA Pancakes. They placed sec The sisters and pledges of the pledge class are Dave De The credit card epidemic my . . . card; I pay that one being planned for March. Pro race Country Club. LAST T H U R S D A Y, Pi ceeds will ond. Delta Zeta had a softball rally Lany, president; Kirk Haas, has had varied effects on the myself." go to the World Monday, the fraternity sold Kappa Alpha National Presi Tri S.I.S. Sorority has been before their first big game vice president; Sheldon Baret, younger g e n e r a t i o n. Of Married freshman Grace University Service. soft drinks at the parade as dent Don Dickson visited the accepted as an affiliate of with Epsilon Hall. The team secretary; Jim Harkey, trea twenty-five 0 S F students Genco has "four or five KAPPA DELTA part of their fund raising USF PKA's. The event was Alpha Delta Pi national soror has accepted a challenge surer; and Frank Pancetto, proj questioned, only ten said they cards," and charges "oh, Delta Eta Chapter was the ect to pay the way to national highlighted by the Founder's recent recipient ity, Sisters and pledges are from Tau Epsilon Phi frater social chairman. carried charge plates. about $80 a month." Jerry Lee of two gifts. ization. Day Banquet. awaiting initiation. nity, and will play against "Credit cards? No, I don't Jones, SUA, from Largo, Mrs. Benjamin P. Sibley, TAU EPSILON PID The fraternity was visited PKA joined other USF province president, them in softball on Saturday. believe in them," said Darrell charges $50 a month just for presented DELTA DELTA DELTA The following men were in by Mr. John Baugh, assistant Greeks by helping to sell soft the Chapter Manning, lCB, a commuter gas for her car. She carries with an engraved Four Tri Deltas participated Two sisters received sorori iated as pledges of Tau Epsi to the Eminent Supreme Ar drinks at the Gasparilla Pa from Brandon. Not all non only two cards but charges silver tray, and Mrs. Kenneth in the "Best Dressed Girl" ty scholarship honors recent lon Phi: Jerry Fine, Howell chon of SAE who appraised rade last Monday. card-carriers were opposed to such things as drugs on a Gallagher, National extension contest held Wednesday. They ly. Sandra Goins won t he Enotas' work towards SAE ARETE buying on credit. Some said monthly payment basis. chairman, gifted Delta Eta included Cheryl A n t h o n y, award for the active sister and gave advice on future fra Last week Arete, colony of they simply couldn't afford it. There is one thing that all with a Bible. Pam Dymmek, Sharon Sweet, with the most improved ternity plans. Judy Nickel was selected Phi Delta Theta, held an in Dennis Felknor, 2CB, who the s t u d e n t s are doing as and Kathleen Georgius. G.P.R. during Trimester I. TillS WEEKEND Enotas formal party at the Trowel goes home to Avon Park though, paying bills, whether a guide for the annual Open The pledges elected officers Karen Hurley starred with the will hold its annual Buccaneer Trade Union. Many potential every weekend, charges gas on a daily or monthly basis. House at the Henry Morrison on Feb. 1 at their meeting. most improved G.P.R. of the Revelry at the Sheraton rushees attended plus rep Flagler Museum in Palm They are: Chinky Naughton, fall pledge class. MORRIS MINOR Motor Inn. resentatives from all the Phi Beach Feb. 4. Complete• Sales, Delta Theta chapters in the A Kappa Delta White Rose TKE state. Ball will be held in March. Parts, Senice The brothers of Tau Kappa Finally Arete representa 50 Employers DELTA PHI ALPHA Epsilon (Tiill) had a social tives again met with Phi Delta Phi pledges held a BAY AUTO SALES · with the sisters of Tri SIS so Delta Theta Alumni yesterday doughnut sale Jan. 11, and are & rority. Entertainment by the at the Tampa Sheraton Hotel. having a slumber party Fri SERVICE Ltd, Inc. Travelers and a skit about the Expected Here 3500 FLOR1DA AVE. New Pledge officers in day. typical commuting student clude: Pat Coffey, president; The sisters are sponsoring a Roger Gato, vice president; needy child overseas as a ser Pat Kelley, secretary - trea This Thursday vice project. They are to be surer; Henry Douglas, histori commended for this practical Approximately 50 employer planning to attend Include: Edmund an; Bill Engles was elected Dwight, Aetna Casualty & Surety Co., undertaking! representatives are expected Tampa; Larry Gordon, Internal Reve FRI. & SAT. - 9 • 11 P.M. vice president of I.F.C. nue Service, Tampa; John Brown, Flor· TRI S.I.S. on campus Thursday, for the id• Power Corp., St. Petersburg; Wen· A pledge party has been FRANK & RITA'S RESTAURANT 20th & Fletcher LAST WEEK Buck Skillen second biennial Cooperative dell Sheets, Pinellas County Board of Public Instruction, Clearwater; L. E. was unanimously chosen for Education Conference spon Mansell, Babcock. & Wilcox, St. Peter s Arete's new "Brother with burg; S. C. Dobbins, Tampa Electric sored by the University's Co Co., Tampa; Louis Frangipane, Elec Something to Say About Ev operative Education Office. A tronic Communications, Inc., St. Peters· burg; Doyle Taylor, Encephalitis Re· erything Award." like number of students and search Center, Tampa; William Joyce, STAMP OUT YOUNG LOVE SIGMANU faculty are Northside Bank Of Tampa, Tampa; expected to attend Donald Davis, U.S. Phosphoric Prod It happens every day. A young man goes off to college, The brothers and pledges the day's sessions which get ucts, Tampai C. H. Schwaner, Marine Bank. & Trust Co., Tampa; C. A. Hol leaving his home town sweetheart with vows of eternal held a soft drink sale at the under way at 8:30 a.m. in lingsworth, Borden Chemical Co .. Lake love, and then he finds that he has outgrown her. What, in Gasparilla Parade. CTR land; Robert Wagner, International 252 and conclude with a Minerals & Chemical Co., Barlow; such cases, is the honorable thing to do? Sigma Nu put on a fine pa dinner at the Holiday Inn David Vance, General Telephone Co., Well sir, you can do what Crunch Sigafoos did. Tampa; Randolph Jackson, Ill, Archi rade with the reappearance of Northeast. tects & Engineers, Tampa; Dr. Eleanor "The Serpent", the fraternity During the program, panel Ladd. Pinellas County Board Of Public Instruction, Clearwater; F. X. Pesuth, car. This parade was the long groups of students, faculty Honeywell, Inc., Pinellas Park ; T. J . Eubanks, The Borden Co., Tampa; o. est of the year with 111 cars. members, and employer rep A. Kinkennon, Continental Insurance BRIAN ALLEN p i n n e d resentatives will explore the Co., St. Petersburg; Jesse McCaleb, Tornwall, L-ang and Lee, St. Peters Glenda Shaffer, Bill Kegan USF Co-op Program as to burg; and John Carter, Wellman Lord, Inc., Lakeland. pinned Kathy Von '\Stetten and ways it may be improved to Others from Florida attending ore: Dick Rhoden pinned Diane give the student a better John Lewis, Gulf Life Insurance, co., Jacksonville; Frank Callendar, Internal Hammond. Also, Walt Buett training experience and ways Revenue Service, JacKsonville; Ward Holland, Internal Revenue Service, ner lavaliered Jane Withers, in which it may best operate Jacksonville; R. D. Harr is, Pratt & Jim Frey lavaliered Julie when USF goes on the quarter Whitney, West Pa lm Beach; Edgar Bennett, Naval Devices Training Cen Shulstad, Roy Cheatwood la system in September. Robert ter, Orlando; W. H. Merchant, Kennedy Space Center; E. J. Russo, Florida valiered Cindy Morrison, Jim (Bob) Claussen, a Co-op elec Power & Light, Sarasota; George How Sears lavaliered Loie Perez, trical engineering major with ell, Florida Merit Systems, Tallahassee; and William Gauntlett, The Martin Co., and Tom Schultz lavaliered Florida Power Corp., St. Pe Orlando. tersbur Representatives of other CO·OP pro· Carolyn Kirby. g, will be chairman of grams in the slate attending include: ZETA PHI EPSILON the student panel; Dean Mrs. Dixie Tedder and Prof. John When Crunch left his home in Cut and Shoot, Pa., t~ go Reed, University of Florida; Prof. Joe In a roll-off for the league Edgar Kopp of the College of Plant, Florida Slate University; •nd F. off to a prominent midwestern university (Florida State) B. Lucas, University of Miami. title, Zeta Engineering will head the fac he said to his sweetheart, a wholesome country lass named Phi Epsilon, Colony Mr. Wolfe, one of the key administra of Delta Tau Delta, main ulty panel, and Earl Smith of tors of the Internal Revenue Service, Mildred Bovine, "My dear, though I am far away in col Will meet with the closs, AC 411, Fed lege, I will love you always. I take a mighty oath I will tained its bowling dominance Tampa Electric Company will eral Taxes, during the day and other chair the employer panel. employer representatives will meet with never look at another girl. If I do, may my eyeballs parch to win the Inter - Fraternity other classes with an interest in their and wither, may my viscera writhe like adders, may my Bowling League title. Beta Speakers during the pro particular field. All faculty and students are welcome ever-press slacks go baggy!" Phi Epsilon held first place gram will include Dr. Robert to attend any of the sessions. Then he clutched Mildred to his bosom, flicked some pos tion throughout the entire S. Cline, Dean of the College hayseed from her hair, planted a final kiss upon her fra bowling season. of Business Administration; grant young skull, and went away, meaning with all his Dr. Frank Jakes, Supervisor heart to be faithful. ATO Monday Talk The brohers and pledges of of Cooperative Training for '*Electrical But on the very first day of college he met a coed named Ford Motor Company; Dr. Irmgard Champerty who was studded with culture like a Alpha Tau Omega held their ham with cloves. She knew verbatim the compiete works annual Gasparilla soft drink JohnS. Allen, USF President; 'Important' of Franz Kafka, she sang solos in stereo, she wore a black sale last Monday. After the and Dr. Harris Dean, Dean of leather jacket with an original Goya on the back. parade the fraternity cele Academic Affairs. For Seniors ;r Mechanical Well sir, Crunch took one look and his jaw dropped and brated by attending the Flori Employer representatives ellendln!l his nostrils pulsed like a bellows and his kneecaps turned da State Fair. the conference include: Singleton Wolfe, "This is our most important to sorghum. Never had he beheld such sophistication, such Chief of Audit, Internal Revenue Ser The following new brothers vice, Washington, D.C.; John Burton, meeting to date. It will give intellect, such savoir faire. Not, mind you, that Crunch Assistant to Director, Bureau of Scien us a chance to get our final was a dolt. He was, to be sure, a country boy, but he had a were initiated into the Colony tific Research, U.S. Food and Drug Ad >V Industrial minl5fration and Mrs. Mllrian Saunders, })lans ready for graduation. head on his shoulders, believe you me! Take, for instance at the beginning of the trimes Acting Chief of Employment, U.S. Of For this reason all seniors are his choice of razor blades. Crunch always ·shaved with ter: Bob Anderson, Russ fice of Education; J . L. Kranke, Direc tor of Civilian Training, U.S. Coast asked to attend and make Personna Super Stainless Steel Blades, and if that doesn't Dickinson, Dan Griffith, Chip Guard; Chr istopher Naquin, U.S. Naval show good sense, I am Rex the Wonder Horse. No other Heath, Dickie Hoerbelt, Oceanographic Office; and Vanetta suggestions to improve the John Beatie, David Taylor Model Basin, all program." blade shaves you so comfortably so often. No other blade Jeffries, Bill Krechowski, Jeff of Washington, D.C. brings you such facial felicity, such epidermal elan. Other out - of - slate employer rep. George Naze, president of LeVines, Steve Moreland, resentatives scheduled to attend in Personna Super Stainless Steel Blades take the travail out the senior class, commented Barry Mowat, Dave McMul clude: Goeffrey Bellman, Pan Ameri of shaving, scrap the scrape, negate the nick, peel the pull, can Petroleum, New Orleans, La.; above about the class meeting len, Mario Sibila, Dave Stur Luther Johnson, General Electric Co., oust the ouch. Furthermore, Personnas are available both 1Rome, Ga.; James Corley, Internal to be in the University Center in double-edge style and in injector style. If you're smart gill, Bob Van Buskirk, Stan Revenue Service, Atlanta; Charles Monday at 2 p.m. The senior - and I'm sure you are, or how'd you SYer, u.s. Army Missile Command, get out of high school Walsh, AI Weiss, Rick Wilk Huntsville, Ala.; Paul A. Smith, Gener dance and the torchlight cere -you'll get a pack of Personnas before another sun has set. ins, Jerry Thompson, and BI Services Administration, Atlanta; W. But I digress. Crunch, as we have seen, was instantly L. Pendergrass, Texas Instruments, mony plans will be discussed Herb Zimmerman. Dallas, Tex. ; Mark Russell, NASA, along with a report on the se smitten with Irmgard Champerty. All day he followed her Newly elected officers of Huntsville, Ala.; R. A. Allen, General around campus and listened to her talk about Franz Kafka Electric co.. Bay St. Louis, Miss.; and nior satire scheduled for the Alpha Taus are President William Tltshaw, Warner Robbins Air and like ~hat, and then ~e went back to his dormitory and Force Base, Ga. Mach 21 and 22. found this letter from his home town sweetheart Mildred: Frank Walther; vice president THOSE FROM THE Tam~ Bay area Ernie Charette and Bill Lu Dear Crunch: Phil Kaner; Controller, Bob pole will write the satire. Van Buskirk; Recording Sec Interviews will be conducted on Us kids had a keen time yesterday. We went down to retary, Don Schneider; Corre Career Lecture the pond and caug-ht some frogs. I caught the most of anybody. Then we hitched rides on t1·ucks and did lots sponding Secretary, Bob An Amateur Club February 23 of nutsy stuff like that. Well, I must close now because I derson; Sgt. at Arms, Rick Scheduled Today got to whitewash the fence. Wilkins; Spirit and Public To Demonstrate to discuss job opportunities with Your friend, Relations, Mario Sibila; Chap In CTR Ballroom Mildred lain, Bill Krechowski; Parli Careers in business will be Radio In CTR Tampa Electric Company. amentarian, Dave Sturgill; RS•. .. I know how to ride backwards on my skateboard. the topic of the second pro The Amateur Radio Club, Rush Chairman, Dave McMul gram of the Career Lecture newly affiliated Civil Defense You will find good advancement Well sir, Crunch thought about Mildred and then he len; Pledge Trainer, Mike Series today at 2 p.m. in the communications outlet for the t~ought about Irmgard and then a great sadness fell upon Garcia; and Social Chairman, University Center Ballroom. campus, will present "Ama opportunities with this fast-growing hi!D· Sudde!JlY he knew he had outgrown young, innocent Joe Ellis. Mildred; his heart now belonged to smart, sophisticated Dr. Frank H. Jakes, Coop teur Radio in Focus," a dem Irmgard. The officers of the pledge erative Program Manager of onstration of the practical and investor-owned electric utility .Being above all things honorable, he returned forth class are Butch Ringlespaugh, the Ford Motor Company, will experimental aspects of ama With to Cut and Shoot, Pa., and looked Mildred straight in president; Gil Jannelli, vice be speaking under the auspic teur radio. located on Florida's West Coast. president; Pat Trimble, secre the eye and said manlily, "I do not love you any more. I es of the Business Administra Today and Thursday in the See job placement center bulletin !ove another. You can hit me in the stomach all your might tary; Troy Brown, treasurer; tion Club and Placement Ser University Center lobby from 1f you want to:• and John Cummings, athletic vices. 12 to 3 p.m., the club will op "That's okay, hey;• said Mildred amiably. don't for interview time and place. "I love chairman. Dr-. Jakes will present a erate a radio station to handle you neither. I found a new boy:• Saturday night ATO will "What is his name?" asked Crunch. brief history of the Ford messages at no cost to any "Franz Kafka;' said Mildred. have a Hobo Party at the Motor Company, the develop where in North America. The Wildlife Club . ~·I hope you will be very happy;• said Crunch and shook ments in the automotive in club requests all messages be Mildred's hand and they have remained good friends to SIGMA EPSILON dustry, the future of Ford and accompanied with the name, th_is day. In fact, qrunch and Irmgard often double-date Sigma Epsilon C o I o n y job opportunities. address, and phone number of With Franz and Mildred and have barrels of fun. Fran:~; pledge class elected their offi Under job opportunities, Dr. the sender. Tampa Electric Company knows how to ride backwards on his skateboard one-legged. cers this past week. President Jakes will discuss recruiting, An amateur TV camera is John Murray, secretary is * * * @ 19(,1 , Max Shulman method of personnel selection also will be set up in the TAMPA, FLORIDA S~ you see, all's well that ends well- including a shave John Dugger and Bob Maas and training programs of lobby to demonstrate this as W&th Personna Super Stainless Steel Blades and as treasurer. fered by Ford. He will also il pect of amateur communica Personna's partner in luxury shaving- Burma-Shave. It Sig Ep brothers are plan lustrate typical assignments tions. The club meets every comes in menthol or regular; it soaks rings around any ning a trip to Gainesville to o:her lather. new employes may expect, Monday at 2 p .m. on the visit with national founder salaries and promotional op· fourth floor of the Physics Un~ Tom McCaul. por\illities. Build• . ~%1':1.~*i-il®i1ifaftl@~~%;1tli~IWi~XS.tiBWIBf.~M!I:~tli!~:t!lli1il ~ r ~ LITTLE MAN ON CAMPUS OUR READERS WRITE Editorials And 0~CLE Commentary 4 - Feb. 15, 1967, U. of South Florida, Tampa First Cast The Bean Florida's Campus Crisis From Thine Own Ear EDITOR, ing lots,.! think they were a gross waste (Editor's Note: The following is ty budgets are slashed for political I would advise Miss Kelly, (see let of space. an editorial of The St. Petersburg reasons. ters to the editor column of "The Ora I think there are many more articles cle" for Feb. 1, 1967), to follow the ad· which are more pertinent to the campus, Times, printed in the Feb. 8 issue. No longer are teachers willing to ask their families to sacrifice vice of the seventh chapter of Matthew, such as an article about the Florida We feel it is worth attention.) verse five, which when paraphrased can State Legislature cutting the Board of out of dedication to learning. be read: Regents' Budget for USF. The resignation of University of No longer are good instructors ". • . first cast out the bean from RICK T. DURAN Florida President J. Wayne Reitz willing to work for salaries dou thine own ear; and then shalt thou Editor's Note: Last week we contact because he was weary of battling bled by their students within two hear clearly ..." ed Hillsborough County Representative the "archaic administrative struc years after graduation. For the sake of information, the to the state Legislature Elvin 1\lartinez. ture" under which the state's col No longer are faculties willing state of Calfiornia is in financial difficul· According to him, the Legislature has leges operate was a loss in itself. to accept orders in academic af ty. It seems that the Brown Administra· not had an opportunity to review or cut But it - and the earlier resigna fairs from politicians on high. tion was spending over one million dol any budget. Martinez also stated that the No longer are students willing lars a day more than it took in as reve Appropriations Committee may have re tion for the same reason of Gordon nue. In to be voiceless in university af short, it must now "tighten the viewed budgets, but hasn't presented Blackwell at Florida State - are belt" in order to reduce its debt. them to the Legislature. fairs. symptomatic of a much graver cri And surely a self-governing If you would check the facts, you Also we feet that life would be very sis in Florida higher education. nation can devise more orderly would find that only three of the 14 that dull without either smiles or kisses. As Handicapped by political tradi participation for students than the voted to oust Kerr were "Reagan men." to parking, well, some of our students tion and administrative red tape, campus demonstrations that seem Besides, I believe that Kerr's dismissal find that parking Is one of their most en Florida not only has failed to pro to be mostly a contest for televi was long overdue, considering conditions joyable pastimes. duce sion exposure. at the Berkeley campus. I would also be a climate essential to the very happy to see Mr. McNamara leave growth of a truly great state uni IN SHORT, A NEW and excit the defense of our great nation to some· versity system. The state also has ing day has arrived on the Ameri one more capable than himself; this per· failed to create conditions in which can campus and Florida must get son could be almost anyone other than Action Line universities can move toward that in step. Here's A New Twi.st Mr. McNamara. essential goal at a reasonably Florida HAS tried, but meekly. I do think that the California, (that is, (Continued from Page 1) steady pace. The establishment two years ago Berkeley) student could Jearn something the drive, election or whatev of the Regents was a belated but from USF: that if they say less and er. THE REAL significance of proper step. However, lacking es On An Old Subiect study more, they'd be doing themselves "' Fin a II y, organizations Reitz's resignation is a sweeping tablished traditions of excellence, and everyone else a greater service in cannot have a table in the (Editors Note: Mid-term examina the long-run. challenge to the people of Florida, the Regents' The draft exam: You try to cut the lobby for more than a week. performance has class. Furthermore, the Berkeley faction a specific one for the state's infant been disappointing, mainly be tlous are upon us this week and we It must also be recognized The Richard may speak out for peace, but they don't Board of Regents. cause the Regents themselves thougbt that this article might provide Nixon exam: You give that there are now 81 active ten different answers to each question. speak out for freedom. While I must organizations on campus and There must be public and offi have failed to grasp their essential a few insights.) admit that their formula for peace is the The Martin Luther King exam: You with the limited amount of cial understanding of the dynamics only sure-fire formula I have seen, (the function. By ED SCHWARTZ use the same technique as on the last space in the lobby, the rules of superior higher education in the only SURE method to peace is, as they Their job is to slash through the WASHINGTON - Wind-up dolls have test but it doesn't work. seem only reasonable. late 1960s. advocate, surrender), I must also state administrative muckland that soon had their day; magazine hybrids never QUESTION: Who are you that, logically speaking, such a course Outstanding teachers and schol wears out even the most energetic got started ; "would you believe" has THE JIMMY HOFFA exam: You trying to kid: About the ad in would be incompatible ars will not work - indeed, cannot university leaders. been run into the ground - it's time for didn't know the material on the others with freedom, the classified section giving either, but this is the one you flunk. and, to my way of thinking, therefore un work - where legislative com Their job is to create and de something new. With finals approaching, acceptable. away free roasted caterpillar, mittees intimidate faculties, where fend against all attackers the cli a new rhetorical pastime suggests itself The pop art exam : You hand in a I mean - is it for real? -exams for the examined. "The exam blank piece of paper. If anybody should be accused of local sheriffs smear university mate in which universities can "wheeler - dealing," it should NOT be ANSWER: It's no joke. ined" are those whose foibles are on the The Lyndon Johnson exam: You can't staffs, where politics rather than grow to excellence. Governor Kirk. I heard that the fees Harry Haigley bought the collective lips of the nation. The exams believe the questions. need dictates expansion, where were to be increased back in October, things and can't stand them, Had Floridians insisted and are designed to represent those foibles. governors crudely interfere in aca (Schwartz is National Affairs Vice which was before the election and there so he's trying to give them the Regents done this, perhaps The following are several to get the ball President of the U.S. National Student away. The only trouble is no demic decisions or where universi- rolling: fore not Kirk's doing, but Burns'. Gordon BlackWell would not Association.) If you ask your parents about the cost one likes them either. The ad have quit. Had hopes beeen The Hubert Humphrey exam: You of living, I think that you will find that runs again this week. If you brighter that the University of start off with an original thesis, but end the average tax- paying family can't ab want one, stop by CTR 222. Florida would be protected from by repeating the lectures verbatim. Coeds Say They sorb the cost of YOUR education, either. QUESTION: Why don't they Excellent Work put mayonnaise and mustard Gov. Cla.ude Kirk's order to trim THE BOB DYLAN exam: Good an· For this you may thank Presidents Roo its budget at all cost, perhaps Want Education sevelt (F.D.) through Johnson (L. B.). on the stuff Morrison's puts in Last week, we noticed the suc swers, but you can't read the handwrit the vending machines? (I cess of the newly installed cafete Florida would not have lost the ing. America can stand dissent, (meaning "constructive criticism"), but no reason think they do, but it dries up.) ria eating system here. This week, services of Wayne Reitz, who The William Not Marriage Manchester exam: You able country or government can, should, ANSWER: According to bas been a good and strong ad (ACP) - Coeds eked out a 251-244 we feel there is an older segment have to cross out half the essay. or, (with the unfortunate exception William Hunt, food service di· victory over male students at Louisiana of the of the USF community that de ministrator at Gainesville. The Warren Commission exam: Con U.S.), will stand for the perversion of rector, Morrison's handles the State University last month as they man its serves at least passing attention. Of course, the Regents should vincing at first glance, but tends to fall laws by those who wish to use them as a sandwich, milk and ice cream This segment is the University apart on second reading. aged to vote down the proposition that vending machines. Hunt said follow the advice of Secretary of LSU coeds came to college license to commit acts of treason, (ie-the The Stokely Carmichael exam: Most seeking hus Berkeley mayonnaise and mustard tend Center Committees, who are State Tom Adams and seek the bands rather than an education, reports faction). of the class flunks. If by "the protestors" you mean the to make the sandwich soggy. staffed on a volunteer basis by stu best in the country to replace the Daily Reveille. He did say, however, that The George Hamilton ill exam: You Berkeleyites, I must say that they are not dents. Reitz, and without political inter since request had been made, flunk the exam, but get an "A" in the The vote was taken at the third intellectuals in the true sense. The committees, and there are ference. speech forum of the semester, which mustard has been put back on 13 of them, provide every type of course. I object to the Berkeleyites, and most BUT MORE IMPORTANT is turned out to be a battle of the sexes. "liberal intellectuals." I object to cuban sandwiches. service , from coordinating The Adam Clayton Powell exam: You the activi that the Regents and the people of Men seated on one side and women on twisting of reason and logic, man's two QUESTION: Why doesn't ties of various groups, get caught cheating. the Library subscribe to Play to arrang Florida look to the larger question the other side of the union ballroom vol greatest gifts, to one's own purposes. I ing for tow·naments and sched The TIME Magazine exam: Your boy? It would be useful to re· of building a climate of excellence leyed vehement comments back and object to the incompleted chains of logic uling art exhibits. style is entertaining, but your content is forth for some 45 minutes. that have led most "liberal intellectuals" search an English theme - in which their universities - and distorted. not for the pictures. The committee members and Denise Engeran, principal speaker to their erroneous political, sociological, their key administrators - can The Cassius Clay exam: You get side for RAY HOOKS the chairmen often average three the winning coeds, said women 10 years and economic conclusions. It is these and will thrive. tracked by answers which have nothing ANSWER: This question to five hours of work a week and ago might have persons tl1at are the nonthinking sheep. to do with the course. been just looking for has been brought up before, as far as we can tell, they are husbands but that, in 1966, women's "ca "I\IR. SPOCK" The Ronald Reagan exam: The same Elliot Hardaway, dean of in· doing an excellent job of sched reer drive exceeds their mating drive." structional services, said. No uling and providing events for uni exam given in two different courses. Good Luck The -Dean Rusk exam: You repeat the SHE NOTED that women make up A Standard Theme faculty requests have been versity members. same answers over and over again. one-third of the 79 million laborers in the made for the magazine. Altogether there are about 200 We noted with interest last EDITOR, Hardaway said there is no de United States and earn three-fourths as "A Funny Thing Happened ..." (The committee members who offer week the creation and first issue of THE BEATLES EXAM: You scream much as men do. Four of five coeds she partment where the magazine as soon as you see it. Oracle, Feb. 1) and again a USF theatre would be pertinent. But the li their services. They are not paid. the "Andros Bull-Sheet." Publisher interviewed, Engeran said, knew what production presents what appears to be We don't know what the effect of of the one news page paper is The Robert Kennedy exam: Pretty career they were going into. brary wouldn't necessarily good, but not nearly as good as the last its standard theme: "The girl ... subscribe if a faculty request the Federal Wage Law will be on the Andros Men's Activities Com one. Vincent Hazleton, speaking for the af chances to be in residence in a brothel." was made. Hardaway said a these students or the services they mittee and it is staffed by Dave The Johnny Carson exam; The profes· firmative, argued that females are As a Behavioral Scientist, objective and request would be "consid· provide the university. Boynton, Steve Northesea, Mike sor interrupts you every ten minutes for trained to get husbands from the minute value-free, I have no quarrel· with those ered." We're working on that The idea of allowing volunteers Piscitelli and Ernie Peacock. further instructions. they leave their diapers and get their in our midst who are habitues of broth now. to work is to provide them with ad The paper has several refer The George Romney exam : You de "Betsy Wetsy" dolls. els; I quite understand how their sense QUESTION: Why not print ditional training through extra ences to The Oracle, and to these, cline to answer the most difficult ques of humor has been conditioned by the menus in advance in The "FEMALES ARE HUNTERS," he values of their subculture. curricular activities in their field we have only one comment: Gen tions. said, claiming that at the age of 18 they Oracle of what will be served of curricular tlemen, experience The Students for a Democratic Socie As for me and my house, we recom· in the cafeterias. This would studies. Thus a stu before you are ready to stalk their future mates and mend "Oklahoma" presented by the dent interested in music, would speak. ty exam : You attack the professor's sex that the universities are their hunting be useful for those in dorms Florida College Footlighers. Let us again who might want work on the music committee. The paper has small but lofty life. grounds. Women know the best catches to eat some The LSD exam: You take twelve endorse the wholesome stage fare pre· where else. We hope, they'll be able to con goals and to these we wish them are made on a university campus, he sented by this group. hours to finish it and two days to recu· said. ANSWER: We don't under· tinue their excellent work. luck. perate. H. E. ASELTINE stand your question. The An· The main reason women drop out of Assistant Professor of dros Cafeteria serves a selec The New York City exam: You can't college, Hazleton continued, is to marry pull any of your answers together. Behavioral Science. tion of three meats and many and have a family, "hopefully in that assorted vegetables during The Charles de Gaulle exam: You an order." They're Saying . nounce to the class that you don't want the lunch and evening meal. • • to take it. While the coeds contended they are in A Gross Waste Students on the food plan, Editor's Note: Beginning with to tors. Tbese opinions, may or may not school to get an education, one male EDITOR, whidh includes all students in day's Oracle we will bring you a new coincide ll