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This News Article is brought to you for free and open access by the Elwyn B. Robinson Department of Special Collections at UND Scholarly Commons. It has been accepted for inclusion in The akD ota Student by an authorized administrator of UND Scholarly Commons. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Volume 133 | Issue 34 Friday February 19, 2016 THEDAKOTASTUDENT Reaching the students, faculty and staff of the University of North Dakota since 1888 | www.dakotastudent.com Final six candidates for UND president to visit campus The applicants will be visiting with faculty, staff and students throughout February and March

Mark Kennedy, Nagi Nagathan, Jay Noren, Morgan Olsen and Steven Shirley will be visiting UND‘s campus over the coming month to meet with faculty, staff and students. Three of them will be recommended to the State Board of Higher Education to become the next president of UND.

David Satre er, CFO and Executive Vice Pres- Chicago dates. The pool of applicants has speak to the direction they would The Dakota Student ident of Arizona State University • Nagi Naganathan: Dean been narrowed down to six po- like to take the school. • Mark Kennedy: Direc- of Engineering at University of tential candidates. Shirley: Six candidates for UND’s tor of the Graduate School of Toledo These candidates have various “A commitment to student- president position will visit cam- Political Management at George The applicants seek to replace qualifi cations for the positions, centered learning and devotion pus over the next several weeks. Washington University and for- former UND President Robert stemming from their extensive to access and success in all areas The candidates will meet with mer congressman Kelley, who retired in January. academic histories and achieve- of student and academics and ac- students, faculty and staff during • Mark Rudin: Vice Presi- The search process has been ments. The search committee is tivities, including Student Affairs the visits. dent for Research and Develop- rigorous, involving a search com- currently in the process of trying and Division I intercollegiate These candidates are: ment at Boise State University mittee composed of UND facul- to decide who to recommend to athletes”, he stated in regards to • Steven Shirley: Presi- • Jay Noren: Director of ty, staff and students. Along with the State Board of Education. what he strives to introduce to dent of Minot State University the Healthcare Administration the aide of an external fi rm, AGB Here are some segments from • Morgan Olsen: Treasur- Program at University of Illinois- Search, to help fi nd the candi- within their resumes, which President: page 2

Burgum makes pitch to Grand Student Forks voters assists Sean Cleary The Dakota Student with ballot Doug Burgum met with mem- bers of the Grand Forks commu- Nickmeasure Sallen nity at UND’s Center for Innova- The Dakota Student tion this past Tuesday to discuss his campaign for governor. A group of university students Burgum, who is running for and community members across the Republican nomination, was North Dakota have come together born in Arthur, N.D., and attend- to gather signatures in support of a ed school at North Dakota State marijuana legalization ballot initia- University. He went on to earn tive. his masters at Stanford Business If the ballot gets 13,342 signa- School before working as a consul- tures in 120 days, then the secre- tant at McKinsey & Company in tary of state will have to put mari- Chicago. juana legalization on the ballot in He returned to North Dakota the upcoming election. in 1983 to found Great Plains Soft- Photo courtesy of Jeff Weatherly Dave Owen, a UND student UND Theater students Tyler Folkedahl, Ashley Restemayer, Brooke Anderson, Brandon Nalley ware, where he became chairman and the Grand Forks representative are preparing for the upcoming “Evening of Student Works.” and CEO. The company was sold for this ballot initiatives said the to Microsoft in 2001 for $1.1 bil- goal of this initiative is to get a seri- lion, and Burgum worked as vice UND Theatre prepares for performance ous conversation about marijuana president for Microsoft in the Far- Amanda Hefner consists of six plays each rang- Brooke Anderson is one of reform started throughout North go area following the acquisition Dakota. The Dakota Student ing from five to 10 minutes in four students directing a play this until 2007. length. These plays are unique week. She will be directing two “Myself and a couple others “The legacy of that, and one From casting to directing to from other pieces the department of the featured plays. The fi rst were frustrated about the lack of of the greatest things you can leave now taking the stage by storm, typically preforms, because each play is called “Teapots,” which is progress through state Legislature. a community, is great high-paying UND Department of Theatre play is written as well as directed about a young girl, and her aunt There had been groups in the past jobs,” Burgum said, describing the Arts students have been hard at by a student. separately grieving for the loss of that tried to get marijuana legalized impact of Microsoft’s Fargo cam- work in preparation for the open- Furthermore, in addition to a mutual loved one at the wake. through the state Legislature, and pus on the local community. ing of the department’s latest se- writing and directing, students The second play Anderson is di- they were laughed at,” he said. He cofounded the Kilbourne ries of plays, “An Evening of Stu- have also had the careful task of recting is called “American Foot- Owen’s proposal will take mari- Group in 2006, which is a real dent Works.” designing the costume, hair and ball”, which takes place juana, a schedule 1 drug, and make Burgum: page 3 An Evening of Student Works makeup for the performances. Theater: page 3 Measure: page 2

Super PAC’s Poetry Review Hockey Tennis page 7 DSinside page 4 page 5 page 8 2|DATEBOOK/WEATHER FRIDAYFebruary 19, 2016 THEDAKOTASTUDENT President in his application. He will be vis- iting campus Feb. 28 - March 2. FROM 1 EDITORIAL DATEBOOK Noren: the school within his presiden- Noren’s application was more Editor-in-Chief tial application. He is currently oriented towards his past accom- Sean Cleary TODAY, FEBRUARY 19, 2016 on campus through Feb. 20. plishments and achievements, Olsen: but emphasized the importance [email protected] DEADLINE: Last day for instructors to turn in “I believe UND is positioned of research educational innova- Removal of Incompletes form to the Office of to grow substantially as a re- tion, fundraising, shared gov- ernance and student affairs. He Opinion Editor and search institution while continu- Multimedia Editor the Registrar from Fall 2015. ing to honor its liberal arts and will be visiting campus March undergraduate education roots,” 2 – 5. Nick Sallen: CONCERT UND Project 88 Recital, noon to 2 Olsen said in his application, Naganathan: [email protected] p.m. at the Hopper Danley Spiritual Center. emphasizing the importance of “As president, given my ex- Free Admission. keeping up with the advancing tensive experience in public technology surrounding learning higher education which includes News Editor environments. He will be visit- the interim presidency of a com- EVENT Meet & Greet with Steven Shirley, ing campus Feb. 21 – 24. prehensive, public research uni- David Satre noon to 1:15 p.m. adjacent to Sign & Design Kennedy: versity and my knowledge of [email protected] in the Memorial Union. “If selected for the distin- other large research universities guished role as President of the and their initiatives in elevating Sports Editor University of North Dakota their reputation, I am confident SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 2016 (UND), I would dedicate myself that I can lead UND to the next Alex Stadnik: to further enhancing the quality, level of national and interna- [email protected] reach, and renown of it teaching tional prominence articulated in the strategic plans of both UND and research, elevating its rank Features Editor EVENT TEDxGrandForks: Roots & Wings. 12:30 amongst the nation’s premier and NDUS.” Naganathan said to 5:30 p.m. at the Empire Arts Center. Cost is institutions of higher learning” in his application. He will be Lucas Amundson: $25 for students, limited tickets are available Kennedy stated in his presiden- visiting campus March 6 – 9. [email protected] through UND Student Government. tial application. He will be visit- The pool of candidates will ing campus Feb. 24 - 27. be narrowed down from six to at Photo Editor Rudin: least three before they are sent to “Innovative education mod- the State Board of Higher Edu- Nick Nelson: els must … be utilized to ignite cation on March 3, 2016. SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 2016 [email protected] new student learning pathways David Satre is the news editor for and enhance student readiness The Dakota Student. He can be MUSIC UND Voice Studio Recital, 2 - 4 p.m. at for the changing needs of the reached at [email protected] BUSINESS the Hughes Fine Arts Center . Free admission state’s workforce,” Rudin wrote Marketing Coordina- to the public. tor stopped, quality goes up while Measure Autumn Graber: SKIING Veteran’s Discount at Buena Vista Ski price stays relatively consistent,” FROM 1 Owen said. 701.777.2677 Area in Bemidji, Minn. Discounts on tickets [email protected] it recreationally legal for posses- With the proposal capping and rental for military members and their the tax of marijuana at 20 per- sion and sale for anyone 21 years Account Tech families with ID. of age or older. The proposal also cent, he believes lots of revenue will be brought into the state Brandon Wallace: MONDAY, FEBRUARY 22, 2016 makes all marijuana parapherna- lia legal. and those who buy will not have 701.777.6154 By making all marijuana to pay outrageous prices. [email protected] paraphernalia legal, you revoke Sunflower, barley, soy, cano- MUSIC UND Voice Studio Recital, 2 - 4 p.m. at police officers ability to search la, beans, oats and sugar beets Office: 701.777.2677 are some of the most revenue the Hughes Fine Arts Center. Free admission your house for other drugs based Advisers upon paraphernalia as probable generating crops that can be to the public. grown in North Dakota. With Brandi Jewett cause. Owen and others want Wade Rupard to close the probable cause loop- a limited amount of crops avail- hole that police officers can use able to grow prairielands, Owen to search without a warrant. One believes marijuana will greatly > The Dakota Student reserves benefit the farmers in this heav- the copyright privilege for all of the most surprising parapher- stories written and published by ily agricultural state. the staff. Permission must be nalia items include small spoons. given by the Editor to reprint any Tell us what is happening on campus In this proposal you must “We are an agricultural state. article, cartoon, photograph or part thereof. state which items are used for By adding cannabis as a viable Submit information via email to > The Dakota Student is a marijuana consumption when crop, it increases crop rotation student-operated newspaper [email protected] published by the University of cops search and seize items. while decreasing the state’s vul- or call 777-2678 North Dakota. Those with a dissenting nerability to price fluctuations,” > Opinions expressed in this Owen said. publication are not necessarily opinion might say that medical those of UND or the administra- Under the proposal, farmers tion, faculty, staff or student marijuana legalization is suf- body of UND. ficient enough, but Owen dis- will be able to grow and possess an unlimited amount of mari- agrees. > The Dakota Student is pub- juana. lished every Tuesday and Friday “I don’t see medicinal mari- during the academic year except juana as a pathway to full legal- Those who are interested during holidays, vacation breaks Weather Report in assisting or signing Owen’s and exam periods. ization, I see it as an intermedi- > The Dakota Student is printed ate compromise that puts you in proposal should contact him at at Morgan Printing in Grafton, (243) 393-9835. He will need N.D., on FFC Certified paper Friday: High: 41 limbo,” Owen said using soy-based inks. Low: 32 By legalizing marijuana for 13,452 physical signatures in > The Dakota Student welcomes four months in order for the feedback regarding articles and recreational use and capping tax photographs, and prints cor- Saturday: High: 37 proposal to make it on the ballot rections for articles containing at 20 percent, proponents say factual errors. Low: 27 the U.S. could be able to get rid in November. of the black markets, making Sunday: High: 27 Nick Sallen is the opinion editor for marijuana use safer for all and The Dakota Student. He can All staff members Low: 15 more fair to the people who use. be reached at can be contacted “When the black market is [email protected] Monday: High: 33 at their email Low: 19 addresses, at 701.777.2678 or in Tuesday: High: 28 Memorial Union UND Student Senate is currently seeking to fill Low: 16 room 8. Mail can vacancies, including off campus and law school Wednesday: High: 28 be sent to 2901 senators. Stop by the Student Government office in University Ave., Low: 15 the Memorial Union for more information. Grand Forks, ND Thursday: High: 31 58203 Low: 16 THEDAKOTASTUDENT NEWS| 3 THEATER Burtness Theatre from Feb. 17 to “I think the combination FROM PAGE 1 20. The last show of this series is of the crossroads North Saturday at 7:30 p.m. Students can obtain tickets Dakota is at from a bud- during the State of the Union Ad- through the Burtness Theatre box get standpoint and the dress. offi ce or by emailing theatre@ “This production is a big op- und.edu. crossroads the world is at portunity for the students of the The students involved in the from a technology stand- theatre arts department to show- production encouraged others to case their talent and hard work,” get out and see the hard work they point, I felt like this was Anderson said. “I am very grateful have poured into “An Evening of the biggest place I could for being given the opportunity to Student Works.” have an impact.” work with such talented and driv- “I hope many people attend en students who motivate me.” and enjoy the show as much as I Anderson also said her expe- do,” Anderson said. rience of being able to write and Doug Burgum direct a play has been challenging Amanda Hefner is a staff writer for governor candidate as well as rewarding. The Dakota Student. She can be Photo by Sean Cleary/The Dakota Student “Being a student director for reached at [email protected] Doug Burgum discusses his run for governor at the UND Cen- a UND production has defi nitely ter for Innovation. been a whirlwind. The whole ex- worry about.” Burgum is running for the perience has been completely new

Burgum Burgum elaborated on how Republican nomination for gov- for me but I’ve defi nitely learned a THEDAKOTASTUDENT FROM PAGE 1 the state could increase the ernor against current Attorney lot,” she said. amount of young people who stay General Wayne Stenehjem and Other directors for these per- The Dakota in North Dakota, as opposed to state legislator Rick Becker, R- formances include Tyler Folke- estate development company Student is seeking in Fargo. He also cofounded a moving out of state to fi nd work. Bismarck. dahl, Brandon Nalley and Ashley venture capital fund known as “There needs to be interest- The Republicans have their Restemayer. talented writers. Arthur Ventures in 2008 that ing things for people to work state convention to nominate After practicing and preparing Stop by our offi ce focuses on investing in software on,” Burgum said. “Young people statewide candidates April 1. for this weeks performances, An- in the basement companies located outside of Sili- want to work on things that are Burgum has stated that he plans derson said she has walked away of the Memorial going to have an impact on the on running in the June primary with a fresh perspective on theater. con Valley. Additionally, he is the Union to schedule chairman of several tech start- world, they want to make a dif- in the event that he does not re- “This experience has given me ups, including Atlassian, Avalara ference in the world. We have to ceive the party’s nomination in a newfound respect and admira- an interview and InSights. build communities that are at- April. tion for directors including all the today. In 2009, Burgum was award- tractive to young people and have work and time they put into mak- Sean Cleary is the editor-in-chief ed the Roughrider Award by opportunities for them.” for The Dakota Student. ing a show,” Anderson said. WWW.DAKOTASTUDENT. former Gov. John Hoeven. The Burgum has spent his career He can be reached at Live performances of these COM award is presented annually by working in the private sector, and [email protected] plays are happening at the the governor to honor North Da- during his speech he made com- kotans who achieve national rec- parisons to former governors Ed ognition in their respective fi elds. Schafer and Hoeven who both In his speech, Burgum de- transitioned successfully from scribed the wide application of working outside of government new software that’s made many to leading the state as governor. industries more effi cient, includ- He linked his experience as ing agriculture. He discussed how a CEO to the role the governor his private sector experience and plays in leading the state, and the the application of technology idea of being able to better the could help streamline govern- state as its chief executive is part ment services. of what prompted his run for “We’re doing this with ani- governor. mals for cents on the dollars, and “I love North Dakota. I’ve yet we aren’t doing this with a chosen North Dakota multiple number of government services times throughout my career,” where we could be applying these Burgum said. “I think the com- things,” Burgum said. bination of the crossroads North Burgum also talked about Dakota is at from a budget stand- how he would address the bud- point and the crossroads the get outlook of the state. Earlier world is at from a technology this month state agencies were standpoint, I felt like this was the ordered to cut their budgets by biggest place I could have an im- 4.05 percent and the reserve pact.” funds were used to cover the re- maining budget shortfall. This shortfall was caused in part to a 100% TUITION ASSISTANCE • STUDENT LOAN REPAYMENT decrease in oil and commodity AFFORDABLE HEALTH, LIFE & DENTAL INSURANCE prices, which in turn led to lower SERVE YOUR COMMUNITY, STATE & COUNTRY than expected tax revenue. “This is not a belt tightening exercise. We have to reinvent the way we deliver,” Burgum said. “This is really a chance for us to reassess our priorities and fi gure out which services are essential and which investments have the greatest returns on investment.” Throughout his speech, Bur- gum touched on a variety of top- ics that are relevant to students The National Guard can help make your college and young professionals, includ- degree a reality. Serve your Community, State & ing improving the job market for Country, get valuable skills training, affordable health, graduates and limiting student debt. life & dental insurance, and graduate debt free! “One thing that is weighing down innovation is student debt,” Burgum said. “The North Dako- C all or Text ta number is more like $27,000 SFC Adam Helgeson @ 701-317-6399 on average student debt that kids For More Information! are coming out of school with. This is causing people to think ‘Hey I have to get a job’ versus doing a startup because they have this overload of debt they have to 4 Friday February 19, 2016 POETRYREVIEW COMMENTARY “Tributaries” ***** Kaitlyn Dahle The Dakota Student With all the complex geometric patterns, the lovely bird and the many different colors on the front cover of “Tributar- ies” by Laura Da’, readers can’t help but be drawn in — the front cover alone is beautiful. Even the rich, blue color on the back of her poetry book is attractive and catches the reader’s attention. According to the short biography in the back of her book, Laura Da’ is a member of the Eastern Shawnee Tribe of Oklahoma and has been named one of Sherman Alexie’s top ten Native American poets. “Tributaries” was published by The University of Arizona Press in 2015, so this book is yet another work that is contem- porary. In “Tributaries,” Da’ writes about the Shawnee Native American experience drawing from past events like the Indian Removal in the 1830’s and events from the present, such as powwows set up like small town fairs attracting tourists. Her poems are written in no distinct form. In fact they read like very short stories at times. There are 30 poems in this 70 page book and most of her poems stick to the theme of the Shaw- nee experience and history. Some poems in this book are very powerful, such as Photo courtesy of trbimg.com “Winter Dance of the Oldest Child.” One of the three sec- Jeb Bush has collected more than $120 million from super PACs. tions of this poem is particularly gut wrenching. The main character, a young girl, has to give her own breast milk to her newborn brother. Where is the mother of the girl and Away from the establishment her brother? If the young girl is producing milk, then she too has a child. Where is this child? This scene makes the Zach Flaten Democratic candidate Bernie overtime possession in the NFL reader, especially outsiders like myself, not deeply connected The Dakota Student Sanders has also collected and is decided, Clinton gained the to Shawnee history at all — looking through a window into spent a grand total of $0, relying overall victory in the Iowa Cau- the difficulties that these people have had to endure. Imagine When talking about politics, mainly on small contributions. cus by literal coin flips. The cur- having to feed your baby brother your own breast milk. This most people become squeamish Both Trump and Sanders rent count of delegates for Sand- is one example of the hardships the Shawnee people have had or indifferent to trends in polling have relied on either small indi- ers and Clinton is very close, but to endure. for presidential candidates, espe- vidual donations or self financ- we are only two states through Some of the poems Da’ has written show repeating im- cially more than eight months ing. These two successful cam- the election process. Sanders ages like corn dust, the corners of one’s mouth, intricate away from the 2016 general elec- paigns demonstrate the ability gained the vote of 83 percent of bead work and the care of siblings and children. She looks at tion. for candidates to poll high even voters between the ages 18 to 30 Christianity as well as the names of places in the U.S. and the Many will say that money’s without a super PAC. in New Hampshire. frustrations of being a modern day Native American, “My substantial influence in the elec- Starkly contrasting Sanders You may ask “What is the grandfather proclaimed me an angry little Indian.” All of this tion cycle corrupts the very foun- and Trump is Republican Jeb purpose of comparing two very makes “Tributaries” all the more interesting to read. dation of democracy and turns Bush, who has spent the most of different candidates with vary- There are things I did not like about this book toward it, effectively, into a plutocracy. any candidate, collecting more ing amounts of experience in the end of the collection. I feel there is such a strong theme A plutocracy is an oligarchy, than $120 million from super completely different sectors?” throughout the entire book of the Shawnee experience, but where only the wealthiest citi- PACs, and is in fifth place in the “What’s the use?” a couple of poems seemed to not fit in with the rest of the zens determine policy and gov- most recent count of delegates. Sanders and Trump have collection. ern the direction of the country. The deviations from traditional jumped as far away from estab- Also, though her poems can feel like beautiful short sto- This has held mainly true establishment politics might lishment politics of each respec- ries, a few tended to be longer than they needed to be. Mak- in past elections, considering explain the lack of super PAC tive party as possible by avoiding ing the pieces shorter would make them even more impactful. that super PAC contributions funding from two of the highest big money influence that comes Besides those minor issues I’ve had with this book, I feel amounted to more than $828 polling candidates in their re- from corporate giants such as “Tributaries” is a poetry book we all need to read. When one million in the 2012 election spective parties. Goldman Sachs, General Elec- thinks of poetry, a lot of people tend to think of old, dead cycle. A super PAC, technically Trump has relied on fear tric, Verizon, AT&T, JPMorgan white men such as Shakespeare writing from a very Eurocen- an independent organization, mongering and blasting govern- Chase, Citigroup, Microsoft, tric perspective. There is a lot of poetry out there from many helps collect campaign contribu- ment officials as a whole, in- Morgan Stanley, UPS and Bank different perspectives and cultures all around the world that I tions for presidential candidates. cluding Republicans, when it’s of America. feel we all should read — and this book, “Tributaries,” should There are no limits for funds in advantageous to his political self We all know and use ser- be one of them. a super PAC and normally they interests. His boast of relying on vices from the previously listed are funded by large corporations. his own fortune to finance his corporations, but they control a When examining this 2016 campaign has led many to be- vast amount of the influence in Editorial Board primary election cycle, the Dem- lieve he is devoid of big money buying American political candi- Sean Cleary Editor-in-Chief ocratic and Republican races that influence. dates. This is why anti-establish- lead up the general election in- Sanders boasted the lack of ment rhetoric is appealing more Nick Sallen Opinion Editor clude Donald Trump, one of the super PAC donations, all while and more to Americans. Once we Republican party’s highest poll- collecting more than $20 million hear voices of change, we begin David Satre News Editor ing candidates. He has collected in January in small individual to root against the machine we and spent a total of $130,000 contributions, finishing in sec- feel has corrupted and under- from super PACs, spending ond to Hillary Clinton in Iowa mined the political process. Editorial Policy roughly $2 million from his own and first in New Hampshire. The Dakota Student is dedicated to the free exchange of pocket. “The Donald” claims to The race between Clinton and ideas. Opinion columns and letters to the editor will not be completely self-financed, re- Sanders in Iowa was so close that be edited for content reasons, except in cases of criminal or porting a net worth of more than some delegates were awarded on Zach Flaten is a staff writer civil liability. The Dakota Student reserves the right to edit for The Dakota Student. or reject columns or letters for various reasons. The ideas ex- $4.5 billion. a coin flip. He can be reached at pressed in columns and letters reflect the views of the writer On the other side of the aisle, That’s right folks, just as [email protected] and do not necessarily represent the opinion of the staff of the Dakota Student. Letter Policy

The Dakota Student encourages readers to express their opinions on the editorial pages. Letters to the editor are published based on merit, general interest, timeliness and content. All letters must be limited to 250 words. > Letters may be mailed to 2901 University Ave. Stop 8385, Grand Forks, N.D. 58202-8385 or dropped off at room 8, Memorial Union. > Letters must be typed and must include the author’s name, major or profession and telephone number. > All letters will be edited to fit the allocated space. Writer Image courtesy of largestintheworld.org may be limited to one letter per month. These corporate giants gave the most in super PAC donations to candidates in 2015. THEDAKOTASTUDENT 5 ‘Trump Dump’ is addicting APPREVIEW “Trump Dump” ***** Alisabeth Otto The Dakota Student

Picture this: A majestic eagle, wings flapping heavily in the blue sky, poised with an extreme sense of purpose as it steers through holes in brick walls. The eagle struggles to arrive at its destination: Directly above the head of Donald Trump. He is unaware of the courageous bird above him as the eagle releases a patriotic poop missile upon its target. Trump lets out a roar as the poop engulfs his entire body. America is saved, Sam the eagle has delivered divine retribution. If you are aware of who Donald Trump is then I apologize because no one should have to go through the trauma of knowing who Don- ald Trump is. If you are one of those for- tunately unaware then I will en- Image courtesy of amazon.com Sara Eliza Johnson’s “Bone Map” is as clear as it is piercing. lighten you: Trump began to taint our society with his presence after his father gave him a small loan of a million dollars. He used this ‘Bone Map’ has rich imagery money to become the leader of many companies. Trump had a re- Red Riding Hood at the end of the ality show called “The Apprentice” POETRYREVIEW poem “Märchen.” where he would tell contestants “Bone Map” The only real break readers get “you’re fired” if they didn’t prove from some of this mild gore is later to him that they were an awesome in the collection with Johnson’s “Ar- businessperson. He used this fame chipelago” poems and her “Letters to insult women, minorities and ***** Screenshot courtesy of itunes.com Kaitlyn Dahle from the…” poems. There are still anyone else who opposed him or After completing each level, Sam the eagle poops on Trump. The Dakota Student lines like “an eye/ plucked from its his haircut. socket” that the reader may encoun- Notable examples of Trump’s — you can now see this literal turd along with your victories and it Sara Eliza Johnson won the Na- ter. evil are when he was accused of get covered with animated turds makes it less satisfying when you tional Poetry Series in 2014 with her I loved reading this beautiful raping his ex-wife back in the ‘90s, thanks to an app called “Trump see the same ten poops drop on interesting and dark poetry book work of poetry, and I feel it’s a great his tweet on the military rape epi- Dump.” Trump each time. I’m currently on “Bone Map.” read for anyone. I am not a big fan demic where he stated “Well what The gameplay is a reversed ver- level 50 of the game; it would be The cover alone should let read- of gore — the “Paranormal Activity” do you expect when you put men sion of “Flappy Bird.” You tap your so fulfilling to see a giant cascade ers know of the mild gore in “Bone movies are about as scary as I will and women together?” and his phone screen to make the eagle go of fifty poop emojis bury Trump Map” — it’s pitch black for the most venture if we’re talking about horror comments about how he would down instead of up. The hard part when I win this round. part with the title “Bone Map” in movies. And with this book, there sex up his daughter if she wasn’t re- is getting the eagle to go through Despite these few gripes, I can the color of fresh blood. The focal was just a little too much blood im- lated to him. There are many more the holes in every brick wall. Every honestly say the app is addicting point of the cover is a horse. Cute, agery. In her poem “View From the examples I could share but that time you make it through all of the and fun after you get the hang of right? Except it is a detailed medical Fence, on Which I Sit and Dangle would fill multiple newspapers and walls to poop on Trump, you win its controls. Plus “Trump Dump” drawing of a horse, complete with My Legs,” the second line is, “The ain’t nobody got time for that. and start the next level. is an app so amazing that when bones, muscles and even tiny blood horses are the night’s blood,” which He’s now more famous for Despite being perfect, there Trump heard about it he threat- vessels. I felt didn’t quite fit in with the his racism. Trump became Donalf are some recommendations I have. ened to sue Apple if the game The medical drawings of horses poem. It was like Johnson was trying Trumpler (Adolf Hitler 2.0) when It’s clear that the app was cheaply reached 10 million downloads. continue on pages 28 and 29 as well her best to add more gory images to he said Muslim immigrants and made, it is free after all, but a bet- It’s up to us, as Americans, to as on page 34. On pages 28 and 29, her poems, especially with the line refugees shouldn’t be allowed en- ter caricature of Trump and actual download this game. Even if you we see a horse’s head and shoulder shown above. try to the U.S. and proposed that drawn falling poops (rather than won’t actually play it. Download it with the same bone and muscle de- And I was especially bothered by Muslims should wear some type of Apple poop emojis) would improve to do your part in helping Apple tail as the cover, only this time the the imagery involving the eyes that identification. Trump also called the game’s aesthetic. For every level defeat Trump. With your assis- reader is drawn to the horse’s eye and were throughout her entire book -— Mexican immigrants thieves and you beat the eagle is supposed to tance we can make America less how it looks not covered by its own eye plucking, eye floaters and eye rapists while that description drop that same number of poops. bad again. skin. On page 34, we see the horse’s slivers just to name a couple of eye- would actually better suit Trump For example, when you beat level Alisabeth Otto is a staff writer front legs and all of the bones and related images in some of her poems. himself. five Sam the eagle drops five poops. for The Dakota Student. muscles connected to its hooves. The eye imagery was a little much This guy sounds like a major Around level ten the eagle She can be reached at Johnson’s poems themselves are for me. However, like I’ve stated be- turd, right? Well I have good news stops adding more poops to go [email protected] fairytale-like, and not exactly like fore, my gore threshold is pretty low, the nice, Victorian era fairytales so I wouldn’t be surprised if I am the — but the older Brother’s Grimm only one who has these issues with Letter to the editor: Put America First fairy tales. With poem titles such the book. To those who want amnesty and cannot find jobs now. Do you want Leroy Hodgkinson as “When There is Burning In- Besides that, however, I still feel free immigration: How many immi- more competition for them? Alumnus stead” and “As the Sickle Guts the like this is an excellent collection of grants will be too many? Our population is already push- [email protected] Cloud,” the reader never totally gets poetry. And, if you want to read an 10 million? 20 million? 30 mil- ing up food, car and home prices. away from the mild gore described excellent book of poetry with rich lion? 50 million? More? With more immigrants, cost of living throughout. imagery that will keep your atten- The United States is already the will be higher and wages will be lower. THEDAKOTASTUDENT third largest nation by population If you support amnesty, you are Readers understand lines like tion with each page, then “Bone The Dakota Student “glistening like entrails in the sun, Map” will be an excellent read for in the world. We are no longer a not only betraying your country, you is seeking talented my hook/ in the mouth of the you. “New World” nation in need of im- are betraying your own children and features writers. Grab world” and “I saw/ a femur in half” migrants. Our cities are full and dy- grand-children. Lets put America and an application today sprinkled in most of the poems in Kaitlyn Dahle is a staff writer ing. Our hospitals, schools and social Americans first for The Dakota Student. WWW.DAKOTASTUDENT. this collection, along with magical She can be reached at welfare system are overwhelmed. We Trump: “Lets make America images like the allusion to the Little [email protected] are $19 trillion in debt. Our children great again.” COM 6 |NEWS Friday February 19, 2016 UND Writers Conference 101 prepares readers for April Lucas Amundson Arts and Humanities. these, UND has hosted 33 Pulit- The Dakota Student March 20 will feature the art zer Prize winners and four Nobel of Allison Leigh Holt. The only laureates. The 47th annual UND Writ- visual artist at this year’s Writ- Names such as William S. ers Conference is coming to ers Conference, Holt “pursues a Burroughs, Louise Erdrich and Grand Forks from April 6 to 8, dialogue between divergent ways Norman Mailer have all visited but it’s not too early to start pre- of experiencing, comprehending, UND’s campus for the Writers paring. and describing reality,” according Conference. Some of the more Every Sunday from Feb. 14 to to her website. famous authors were already well March 20, the public is invited to The featured books, along established when they visited attend UND Writers Conference with other titles by this year’s au- UND. Others attended before 101 at the Grand Forks Public Li- thors, are available at the UND they had reached their greatest brary. Each week a different au- Bookstore, Ferguson Books and successes. thor will be discussed, along with More, the Grand Forks Public Alberts’ favorite example is one of his or her selected works. Library and the Chester Fritz Li- Alice Walker. The discussions are free and are brary. “She was on campus in 1975. held in the library’s conference The director of the confer- She didn’t win the Pulitzer for room from 2 to 3 p.m. Illustration courtesy of undwritersconference.org ence, Crystal Alberts, said the “The Color Purple” until 1983,” The theme of this year’s Writ- This year’s UND Writers Conference features Frank Huyler, UND Writers Conference 101 Alberts said. “One of the things ers Conference is “The Art of Sci- Kim Stanley Robinson, Brian Greene, Tania James, Katharine discussions are not only a great we try to do is mix up-and-com- ence.” Authors were selected for Coles and Allison Leigh Holt. way to learn about the authors, ers we think are going to be re- their incorporation of hard sci- they also are a great way to meet ally big with more established ence into their creative work. “Through reading and dis- probably best known for his Mars others with similar literary inter- authors.” Each session will start with cussing some of her work, I trilogy — “Red Mars,” “Green ests. This mix makes for a friendly a biography of that week’s au- hoped to give participants a sense Mars” and “Blue Mars” — and “It’s a chance to get to know and inviting experience for con- thor, followed by an hour of dis- of how Coles brings art and sci- his reality-based approach to sci- the work of that person and find ference goers, according to Al- cussion, which usually is led by ence together in her wide-ranging ence fiction. other people who have been read- berts, who said that this is what someone from the UND faculty. poems — what can be observed March 6 will feature “The ing that person’s work,” she said. makes the UND Writers Con- The first Writers Conference 101 and measured, and what remains Elegant Universe” by theoreti- “If you’re a big Kim Stanley Rob- ference stand out from similar for the 2016 conference was last mysterious and magical,” Czer- cal physicist and author Brian inson fan and you’re wondering events. week, with UND English profes- wiec said. Greene. The book, which in- where the rest of them are, you “It’s such a unique experience sor Heidi Czerwiec leading the This Sunday’s book will be troduces string theory, has sold might find them.” to just be able to hang out with discussion on the poetry of Kath- “The Blood of Strangers” by more than a million copies and This year’s authors will add authors,” she said. “You don’t arine Coles. Frank Huyler, who, in addition has been adapted as a television to a long list of distinguished have to have an appointment. Czerwiec said around seven to being an author and poet, is special on PBS’s “Nova.” writers from previous confer- You can just go to the reception people — both conference regu- an emergency room doctor and a On March 13, “The Tusk that ences. Since the first UND Writ- and ask them a question.” lars and first-timers — braved professor of medicine. Did the Damage” by Tania James ers Conference in 1970 around the cold and snow to attend Sun- On Feb. 28, famed science will be discussed. James has been 330 authors have come to Grand Lucas Amundson is the features editor for day’s discussion, which focused fiction writer Kim Stanley Rob- awarded fellowships from Ful- Forks, including some of the The Dakota Student. He can be on Coles’ use of science in her inson’s newest novel, “Aurora,” bright, the Ragdale Foundation biggest names in late 20th and reached at poetry. will be discussed. Robinson is and the D.C. Commission on the early 21st century literature. Of [email protected] THEDAKOTASTUDENT SPORTS |7

UNDFighting men’s hockey Hawks team will have look plenty of tomotivation kennel after an rival uncharacteristic Bulldogs road sweep

and they thoroughly beat UMD “I think it’s a reality in its own building. The Hawks shut out Duluth in both games, check. I think it gets winning 3-0 in both contests. our minds going on Since the 2009-10 season, UND has gone 13-5-1 while playing its what we have to do NCHC rival and hopes to add to to win critical games that total this weekend. While the focus for this week- in the playo s.” end is taking care of business against Duluth on home ice, some members of the team are being Austin Poganski awarded for their work outside the UND forward rink. Recently, the NCHC released NCHC with St. Cloud State with its list for Academic All-Confer- 41 point a piece. They also man- ence Team, which included fi ve aged to stay ranked in the top fi ve UND players. The list includes in the nation this week, moving Poganski, Johnson, Matt Hyrnkiw, down to No. 4. Tucker Poolman and Johnny Si- That being said, now is the monson. point in the year in which teams Between the uncharacteris- Photo by Nick Nelson/The Dakota Student need to play their best hockey, UND forward Austin Poganski battles for position against Colorado College. tic sweep of last weekend and the UND included. end of the year approaching, the Alex Stadnik overpowered the normally strong UND, losses are never acceptable, That gets a bit easier as the Hawks will have plenty of moti- The Dakota Student Cam Johnson and outplayed but if handled in the right way can Hawks are headed home for the vation when facing the Bulldogs. UND’s defenders. The Hawks gave be turned into a positive. fi rst time since Jan. 23. Per usual, They will need it to avoid faltering The UND men’s hockey team up 10 goals over those two games, a “I think it’s a reality check,” playing in the Ralph Engelstad any more in the hyper-competitive will be looking for some redemp- fact that does not sit well with any- UND forward Austin Poganski Arena has given UND a home ice NCHC. Puck drops tonight at tion at home this weekend against one in the locker room. said. “I think it gets our minds go- advantage as the Hawks have gone 7:38 p.m. and at 7:07 p.m. Satur- NCHC rival Minnesota-Duluth. “It’s not acceptable for our pro- ing on what we have to do to win 10-2-1 over the course of the sea- day at the . The Fighting Hawks are com- gram to lose two games in a row,” critical games in the playoffs.” son. It also helps to be playing an ing off a rare occurrence last week- UND captain Gage Ausmus said. Luckily for the Hawks, the re- opponent that they have been suc- end against Denver. UND was “No matter where we are at or no ality check was not as detrimental cessful against this season. Alex Stadnik is the sports editor for swept on the road for the fi rst time matter what team we play.” as it could have been. The Dakota Student. He can be The last time the Hawks played reached at [email protected] since November 2011. Denver For a storied program such as UND is still tied atop the the Bulldogs was in mid-December Looking for consistency at the end of the year UND women’s hockey team needs a sweep of Ohio State this weekend to move into WCHA top three Allyson Bento is a chance for UND to fi nish in The Dakota Student third place in the WCHA. UND fi rst needs to achieve a sweep of Heading into the fi nal leg of OSU but also needs a bit of help the regular season, UND looks to from its main rival. Minnesota climb into the third spot in the needs to sweep Bemidji State to WCHA before heading into fi rst- allow the Hawks to gain ground round playoffs. in the standings. As rankings go, USA Today “We’ll only succeed if every- placed UND in the ninth spot, one contributes,” Dahlquist said. dropping one spot from the pre- “We cannot rely on a core few vious week. However, the Fight- players. We have the potential to ing Hawks managed to keep their get deep into playoffs if every- impressive streak alive of holding one is willing to put in the extra a spot in the top 10 in the nation work.” for the 19th consecutive week. Some of the core players Looking back at a season of Dahlquist references are point Photo by Nick Nelson/The Dakota Student The UND seniors pose for a picture during Senior Night this past weekend. growth and development, for leader forwards Meghan Dufault a team full of freshmen, UND and Becca Kohler, both of whom mentally. We want to end the off series against either Minneso- North Dakota plays in its fi - made strides toward being a play- are playing their fi nal regular sea- season on a good note by sweep- ta-Duluth or St. Cloud State. nal games of the regular season off contending team. son series as Fighting Hawks. ing Ohio,” Dahlquist said. “We Of the potential teams to play this weekend, taking on Ohio “Who we are now is who Consistency has been an is- need to give the same respect to in the fi rst round, Duluth is the State at 6:07 p.m. tonight and we’re going to be heading into sue for the Hawks this season, the last place team that we give to only team that UND has success- 3:07 p.m. Saturday in Columbus. the fi nal stretch,” freshman as one could argue they play to teams like Wisconsin and Minne- fully swept this season. But as his- Charly Dahlquist said. their opponents’ skill levels. They sota, so we can start playing at a tory shows, underdog teams have The Fighting Hawks head to have defeated top teams such as Allyson Bento is a sports writer for consistent level.” been able to stun UND. This is The Dakota Student. She can be Columbus, Ohio, this weekend Minnesota and Wisconsin, yet Ultimately, the Fighting where consistency becomes cru- reached at allysonmarie.bento@ to battle it out with Ohio State, haven’t played with that same Hawks are guaranteed four more cial for survival. und.edu who has proven to be worthy intensity against the basement of games with the series against opponents in previous seasons. the WCHA. Ohio State to fi nish off the regu- Since the 2004-05 season, UND “Changes need to be made lar season and a fi rst round play- Friday Specials holds a 21-22-4 record when playing OSU, with a majority of wins coming in the more recent $20 LIFT TICKETS seasons. 10am - 4pm When both teams met in No- $12 LIFT TICKETS vember earlier this season, UND 4pm - 8pm lost in game one, which ended a six-game win streak against the Buckeyes, but split the series af- Tailwheel Endorsements | Seaplane Ratings Check out our ter a game two win. specials online! This series is going to be ex- www.bvskiarea.com tremely important because there Bemidji, MN friday February 19, 2016 DS SPORTS From start to finish The UND tennis team may be newer than most programs, but three seniors have been there through it all

Photo by Nick Nelson/The Dakota Student UND tennis players David Bergstrom, Joe Lee and Connor Oberle take a break from practice in the Choice Health and Fitness Center.

Adam Gunderman Oberle said. “I was looking for a “Getting older on a team is To play three matches in place I could play at right away interesting,” Oberle said. “One such quick succession, the play- The Dakota Student and close to home.” “Getting older on a of my favorite experiences is to ers must have a love for the For seniors, the final season For the other two seniors, team is interesting. have the freshmen come in and game. It is a grind and cannot be playing their respective sport is their majors played a big role in show them how we do it here and taken lightly by the players. something special. It is the last deciding to play for the Fighting One of my favorite get them onto the right track to While all three love the game time they have to try and make a Hawks. experiences is to have getting better every year.” of tennis, they all have different mark on the program. “I wanted to be able to ma- Unfortunately for the se- reasons as to why. For the seniors on the UND jor in mechanical engineering the freshmen come niors, the team has taken a step “To me, tennis is 20 percent men’s tennis team, graduating is and also play tennis,” Bergstrom in and show them back this season. The Fighting skill and 80 percent intellect,” a mark in and of itself. said. “UND has a great mechani- Hawks have gotten off to a poor Lee said. “I like that power isn’t David Bergstrom, Connor cal engineering program and the how we do it here start by starting off the year 0-5. the main factor. It’s about how Oberle and Joe Lee comprise the opportunity to play tennis in the and get them onto To its credit, UND has played you play the game and intellect.” 2016 seniors for the team. They Big Sky conference.” tough and been on the opposite The team starts its three are the first class of seniors who Since UND is now Division the right track to ends of some close matches. games in three days stretch were there at the start of the pro- I and in the Big Sky, they get to getting better every The last few years, the Fight- against Sacramento State at 5 gram and have played through travel to many different places ing Hawks tennis team has host- p.m. today at Choice Health four seasons. around the country. year.” ed a three-match homestand in and Fitness. The players face off UND first started its Divi- All three agreed that they Connor Oberle three days. This presents a tough against Weber State at 1 p.m. on sion I tennis program in 2012. liked traveling and seeing new situation for players. Saturday and finish the weekend The problem with starting a places. They also all agreed it UND senior tennis player To play three matches in off against Idaho at 9 a.m. on brand new program is it is like was nice to get out of the cold three days against three different Sunday. starting over from scratch to find as well. For Lee, there is another schools is tough. For the seniors, players since there hasn’t been big factor in traveling. ference tournament. With being this will be their third time do- any previous recruitment. Coach “I love all the good food,” a new program, the seniors want ing this. Tom Wynne was at the forefront Lee said. “In-N-Out Burger will to start and leave behind a tra- “You spend a lot of time here of finding new players. Adam Gunderman is a sports change your life. It’s amazing.” dition of excellence for the next at the court,” Bergstrom said. writer for The Dakota Student. He “Tom talked to me about it, For this season, the goal of iteration of the UND tennis “You just have to be prepared can be reached at adam.gunder- and we visited a couple times,” the team is to make it to the con- team. and stay focused.” [email protected]

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