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WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 28, 1984 Regan unveils new tax plan designed to simplify system Associated Press veiled now “because I know that a rate; those above that at a 35 percent task as difficult as overall simplifica­ rate. WASHINGTON The dramatic tax tion of our tax system will generate •Couples filing joint returns and overhaul plan now before President much debate, and I want all those in­ earning less than $3,800 would pay Reagan would slice federal income terested in the subject to have the no tax; those earning *3,800 to tax rates, end a variety of deductions same information we have." $31,800 would pay at a 15 percent and double the personal exemption Reagan promised to pay special at­ rate; those earning *31,801 *63,800 to *2,000, Treasury Secretary tention to congressional reaction. would pay at a 25 percent rate; those Donald Regan said yesterday. But, at first glance, he added, “the earning about that would pay at a 35 Regan unveiled the plan, the prod­ Treasury study certainly proposes a percent rate. uct of a year’s work by a task force he simpler and fairer tax system with •Head of household taxpayers directed. lower rates for taxpayers, and per­ earning less than *3,500 would pay Even before yesterday’s an­ sonal exemptions increased to no tax; those earning $3,500 to nouncement, however, the presi­ $2,000. It is also is something I in­ *25,000 would pay at a 15 percent dent said that “no decisions have sisted upon - a tax simplification and rate; those earning *25,001 $48,000 been made ” on the proposal. not a tax increase in disguise.” would pay at a 25 percent rate; those Whatever Reagan approves must The plan would consolidate the earning above that would pay at a 35 still clear Congress, where several 16 existing tax brackets thusly: percent rate. influential members have vowed •Single taxpayers earning a Some 80 percent of taxpayers' that raising revenues and cutting the taxable income of less than $2,800 would see their income tax pay­ federal deficit must take precedence would pay no tax; those earning ments falling or, at the least, holding over tax code simplification. *2,800-*19,300 would pay at a 15 steady, under Regan’s nearly year­ The president, in a written state­ percent rate; those earning $19,301- long effort to come up with a better ment, said he wanted the plan un­ $38,100 would pay at a 25 percent way to tax the nation. HPC discusses use of party rooms By SCOTT BEARBY chairpersons to exchange ideas More plans for an HPC lecture N ew s S ta ff about current academic programs in series on leadership were also un­ the halls and to keep hall contact veiled at last night’s meeting. Due to the increased concern with the academic commissioner’s Speakers will most likely be appear­ about student activity alternatives at office strong. ing periodically from February to Notre Dame, the Hall Presidents’ Lohman also hopes to encourage April. Targeted speakers for the se­ Security officer Barry Kantz helps an unidentified woman store her Council is looking to find sugges­ more faculty/student interaction in ries are successful Notre Dame bike for the coming cold months. Winter bicycle storage continues tions for better utilizing current hall the coming months. He mentioned alumni. today from 5 to 7pm . at Gate 14 o f the Stadium. social space. A committee of hall Lewis Hall’s recent “Favorite Faculty presidents which will concentrate Party" as an example of events he on how such party rooms can be hopes to see more of. used to better satisfy student needs This Saturday Senior Bar will be Italian police prevent terrorist plot was formed at last night’s HPC invaded by “The BOBS”, a band from meeting. San Francisco that uses no instru­ Associated Press rorist organization, but based his planned to attack the embassy with a Council President Chris Tayback ments, only their bodies. Notre ROME — Police said yesterday they conclusion on documents the ar­ truck full of dynamite - the same said, “It seems as if social space is not Dame Student Government Vice had foiled a plot by seven Lebanese, rested men w ere carrying. method used to such deadly effec­ being used as much as it used to. We President Cathy David explained suspected of being Islamic Holy War He said an eighth man was ar­ tiveness in Lebanon. need to see how we can best take that the event is free of charge to all terrorists, to blow up the U.S. em­ rested in Zurich, Switzerland, on The four story embassy is tightly advantage of social space.” The students. Doors will be open from 9 bassy with a dynamite laden truck. Nov. 18 while carrying more than secured. Safeguards include cement Council did take suggestions about P.M. to 3 A.M. for dancing to music four pounds of explosives. He gave blocks in driveways, chains and spe­ making social rooms more useful. In­ videos. “The BOBS” will perform for Police Chief Marcello Monarca no other details on that case. cial barricades designed to keep cluded among these ideas was one 90 minutes, starting at 9:30 P.M. The said he believes the suspects are vehicles from crashing through which would provide Trivial Pursuit performance will include their song members of Jihad Island, or Islamic Monarca said police arrested the entrances to the 17th century build­ and other activities in a game “I Hate the Beach Boys.” holy war - the shadowy terrorist seven Lebanese on Saturday at ing. At least one police van is parked room/T.V. room setting. The Marine Corps R.O.T.C. at group that has claimed responsibil­ Ladispoli, a seaside resort south of in front of the embassy at all times. Bruce Lehman, academic com­ Notre Dame is beginning their “Toys ity for attacks on U.S. targets in the Rome. Mike Canning, assistant press missioner for Notre Dame, spoke to for Tots” drive for needy children. Middle East. Hundreds of Americans He said police found on them a spokesman at the U.S. embassy, told the group on the progress of the Hall Spokesman Owen Murray told the have been killed in the attacks. detailed map of the U.S. embassy on The Associated Press by telephone Academic Chairpersons Council. Council that any toys in good condi­ The police chief told a news con­ fashionable Via Veneto with notes that he was not aware of the plot and This new committee has met once tion can be brought to the Midship­ ference he had no hard evidence to on “weak points ” of the compound. the arrests, and would have no com­ and is largely designed for academic men Office at the R.O.T.C. building. prove their membership in the ter­ The chief said they apparently ment. Student-run station changed its name but not its format reception which has plagued the mercial station doomed this at­ Kurt Holzberlein. “The possibil­ In order for students to receive station. tempt and probably any future ity of going on the air as an AM The following is the first in a the stereo sound, they will need Currently, the station uses a se­ attempts for WVFI to convert to station falls in the same category three-port series on WVFI, the to convert their AM receivers. ries of radio transmitters located FM. (with an FM conversion) be­ student-run radio station ser­ Ordinary reception (without in dorms throughout campus in The attempted change to FM cause there is a liability,” said ving Notre Dame and Saint converting) will also be en­ combination with a carrier cur­ prompted the station to change Holzberlein. “It won’t cost as M ary’s. hanced. According to Holzber­ rent system for broadcasting. The its call letters from WSND to much but there are other rules lein, the shift to this new system carrier current system allows stu­ WVFI in order to avoid a conflict that the FCC has for AM which is currently in progress and By MICHAEL J. CHMIEL dents to receive the signal would be very constricting.” results should be heard very Staff Reporter through radios plugged into elec­ “The best situation that we soon. trical outlets. could have right now is with AM- “AM stereo takes the AM signal After having hopes of becom­ This signal is inadequate, WVFI stereo carrier current. We could and cleans up the high and low ing a commercial radio station however, because the equipment S e rie s provide FM quality sound on sounds and seperates them a broadcasting in FM stereo is old, and there is too much in­ campus through the carrier cur­ little better," Holzberlein said. dashed over the summer, the terference around campus. rent system w ithout the FCC “As a result, the signal is cleaned new WVFI AM continues to serve The University was forced to rules.” up, boosted, and sounds better. the Notre Dame community with withdraw its license application The AM-stereo carrier current You come out with almost an FM “middle-of-the-road" program­ when the cost for conversion with its sister station WSND FM. system would utilize WVFI’s stereo quality reception.” ming and the possibility of an from the present system to FM When the license application was present broadcasting network. With the move to AM stereo, AM-stereo sound from high atop was estimated at around withdrawn, the name, which Added would be stereo trans­ Holzberlein said he hopes that O'Shaughnessy Hall. $ 100,000 - more than double the stands for the “Voice of the Fight­ formers to the present mono­ WVFI will be taking a great step The attempted switch to FM initial projected figure. ing Irish,” remained. transmitters, new turntables, and forward toward increasing its au- was instigated in hopes of al­ The cost along with the added AM stereo, however, is the a new console in the WVFI leviating the problem of poor liability of maintaining a com­ new goal for Station Manager studios. scc RADIO, page 3 The Observer Wednesday, November 28,1984 — page 2 In Brief Twelve years later we are still ‘drifting through transition’ The U.S. militaryrecently made detailed plans to launch a retaliatory bombing strike in Lebanon in case the American and British embassies in Beirut came under terrorist attack, The Notre Dame first admitted women in 1972 and has Washington Post reported in its Tuesday editions. Shortly before been making the transition toward coeducation ever Thanksgiving, it said, the aircraft carrier Eisenhower was ordered to since. Sarah Hamilton hold her position in the central Mediterranean so she could launch a No one expected women to be integrated into the retaliatory strike if necessary. The newspaper, citing unnamed Pent­ University immediately. Eventually equality would News Editor agon sources, said Navy preparations extended to flying extra A6E overcome the chauvinistic and Stone-Age attitudes that bombers to the carrier and briefing crews on what to strike. Subse­ had ruled Notre Dame for 135 years. Attitudes take time Inside Wednesday quently, the retaliatory bombing plan was shelved because the ter­ to change, warned University officials. rorist attacks did not take place as feared, it said. The military Twelve years later attitudes are still drifting through preparatory moves, the Post said, amounted to the most advanced transition. the academic year 1983-84, the University reevaluate example to date of the Reagan administration’s new get-tough policy “A private coeducational University, Catholic in the matter of the proportion of men to women on the against terrorism. -AP Character, in its heritage and the values it espouses,” as undergraduate student body in light of our experience the Board of Trustees described Notre Dame in its state­ with coeducation. ” ment of May 7, 1983, cannot depend solely on gradual The Trustees were so impressed with the students’ attitude change and consequent acceptance. Not when presentation on the role of women at Notre Dame that The Vatican will have a deficit in 1984 of $30.6 million on there are concrete steps that can be taken to realisti­ the issue has been placed on the agenda for the Board’s an income of 864.2 million, an Italian banking magazine reports.The cally reach that goal. executive meeting in Florida this February. Student Vatican announced the deficit in March but did not give a break­ Thirty seven percent of the people who applied for Body President Robert Bertino suggested that the issue down on income and expenditures. Savings Bulletin, a monthly pub­ acceptance into the University’s Class of 1988 were wo­ could come down to the admissions policy. lished by the federation of Italian savings and loan associations, said men. However, women This brings up some Monday its information on the highly secret Vatican finances was comprise only 28 percent of serious considerations. If an based on “unofficial but well founded” sources. It said the Holy See those admitted. This type of equal access admissions would spend 158 billion lire ( $94.8 million) for the year on its admissions policy is what policy is put into effect the worldwide activities while its income from gifts, stamps, entrance has created a student body University will have to com­ fees to museums and investments would be 107 billion lire ( $64.2 that is approximately 72 mit itself to some physical million). -AP. percent male and 28 per­ wonert changes on the campus. cent female. There are three obvious op­ University Trustee Philip tions Notre Dame has if it is Hawley called this “a dis­ commited to coeducation: criminatory admissions convert men’s dorms to wo­ A sen io r British diplom at was shot and kuied on policy ” at the Board of Trus­ men’s dorms; build a new the way to work in Bombay, India yesterday, and police said they tees Student Affairs Commit­ women’s dorm; or render were hunting for two men, perhaps connected with the ERA, but tee’s meeting Nov. 15. “It telephone calls claimed responsibility in the name of a radical Mos­ some dorms coed. cuts to the heart of the Uni­ Why change. lem organization. Indian authorities said Percy Norris, 56, Britain’s versity community,” he said. Administration response deputy high commissioner in Bombay, was shot and killed by two Assistant Provost Sister ■fke nxiio ? to the first option is unfor­ white “European looking” men on foot. Bombay Police Chief Julio John Miriam Jones has ad­ tunately indicative of the Ribeiro said at least three shots were fired as a car in which Norris mitted that this could be University’s commitment to was being driven slowed at a traffic circle about a quarter of a mile termed sex discrimination, equality in coeducation. Fa­ from his office in south Bombay shortly before 8 a.m. The diplomat but that it’s “legally permis­ /W ? K W E W HOLT ther Hesburgh said convert­ was pronounced dead on arrival at Breach Candy Hospital of two sible.” ing a men’s dorm is “always bullet wounds - one in the temple and one in the heart. AP Supposedly something is being done to correct this an option.” However, Jones said this has not been situation. “It’s not that we’re sitting back smugly and popular with the men in the past. saying, ‘listen, we have a legal exemption here, so not to Goldrick, associate vice president for residence life, worry,’ ” Jones explained. But what that something is, expressed similar sentiment at the Student Affairs Com­ she does not know. mittee meeting. When the recommendation was made, Am erican w heat grow ers, worried about their At the same meeting at which Hawley criticized the Goldrick reported that male reaction was so negative shrinking share of the world matfet because of die strong U.S. dollar, University’s admissions policy, a panel of student gov­ when this was done when Notre Dame originally ac­ are pushing for a system of increased export subsidies they say will ernment representatives offered a recommendation cepted women that it is not w orth doing again. actually save the government money in the long run. A report that would reform the policy: an equal access admis­ These reponses are just more examples of drifting prepared for U S. growers and marketers forecasts that wheat farm­ sions policy. This means that men and women would be attitudes making policy and hindering true coeduca­ ers will be able to produce 500 million bushels of wheat more than accepted to Notre Dame on their own merits rather tion. University administrators and Trustees have been total demand by 1990, meaning the government will have spend than according to a set quota. Admissions Director handed an opportunity to take a solid step toward more to pay farmers to curb their output. But much of that expense Kevin Rooney said that for the 1984-85 school year, equality at Notre Dame. If they ignore or reject the re­ could be eliminated, the report says, if federal officials would instead 1300 men and 500 women were the pre designated en­ commendation for an equal access admissions policy invest more to subsidize exports and narrow the supply-demand rollment figures. Notre Dame could drift indefinitely. gap. “We’re going to have to be more aggressive” in pushing for The student’s suggestion echoed Recommendation exports,Carl Schwensen, executive vice president of die National 28 of the PACE (Priorities and Commitments for Excel­ Associationof Wheat Growers, said Monday. AP lence) Report: “It is further recommended that during Buy Observer classifieds

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SMC Day Editor. Shirley Ore AMERICAN The Observer is a member of The A d D esign AnnaMarie Furieigh VCANCER Associated Press. All reproduction John O’Connor m limits are reserved. Photographer Phil Deeter * SOCIETY * The Observer Wednesday, November 28, 1984 — page 3 Tanzanian president indicts West ATTENTION JUNIORS! : # for ignoring Africa’s food problem # Associated Press One could first point a finger at said 30 percent of the highlands was The Morris Inn Lottery for Junior Parents’ • nature itself - at shifting cyclonic pat­ forested in 1935 and only 3 percent ADDIS ABABA, ETHIOPIA - Tan­ terns that failed to bring seasonal now. Weekend will be held on Thursday, Nov. 29% zanian President Julius Nyerere was rains, at a cruel and relentless sun Ethiopia’s Agriculture Ministry in the Rathskellar at 3:30 pm. All those J scathing in his indictment of West­ that has baked and cracked once has said 494,000 acres of forest are ern governments, saying they didn’t fertile land and dried up rivers and being destroyed and 148,000 acres interested should come! • respond to the plight of famine- reservoirs. of arable land are being lost every stricken Africa until their people But droughts are part of nature’s year through cutting of trees and “saw corpses on the television.” pattern, and Africa’s farmers and her­ erosion. Speaking of bumper crops and ders also bear a burden of blame. African governments, specialists “food mountains” in the developed Over many centuries, the land has say, should also shoulder some of ********************************** world, the newly elected chairman become denuded and exhausted by the blame for an 11 percent decline * Fly to New York fpr Christmas,# of the Organization of African Unity the cutting of trees for firewood, in the continent’s per capita food - - * told a news conference here that overgrazing of livestock, the failure production between 1970 and with the Lpng Island Club. * "we must not allow people to die to rotate crops so the land can lie fal­ 1980. * when we have the means to stop a low and replenish itself. * disaster.” Ethiopia’s Central Highlands, Some governments have stressed $182 R ou n d Trip * But assigning the blame for a covering an area the size of France cash crops such as tea, coffee and * South Bend to LaGuardia * prolonged drought and famine, and home to 70 percent of the tobacco, as a source of needed * which has pushed more than six mil­ country’s population, are a case in foreign exchange, and downgraded leave Dec. 12,1984 * lion Ethiopians to the brink of starva­ point. food crops. Other nations, such as After last final exam * tion and threatens a total of some 35 Once a vast wooded watershed, Zambia, banked on income from * million people in Africa, is not an the region has been stripped of trees copper and other minerals to pay for CALL PETE LACHES at 2453 * easy task. And some say it would be a over centuries of habitation in this imported food, but people went * or PAUL CIFARELLI at 1762 * fruitless exercise anyway. ancient land and now is "Grand Can­ hungry when mineral prices for info & reservations * “There’s more than enough blame yon country ” - in the words of a slumped. * to go around, ” Rep. 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FOR MEN & WOMEN Radio Objectives set for talks Continued from page I STUDENT CUTS dience. It would be the first col­ legiate station broadcasting in ALWAYS WITH I D. Associated Press Chernenko said the Soviet Union is placing great impor­ AM stereo, he said. MOSCOW - President tance on the preliminary discus­ Support from the administra­ Konstantin Chernenko said Mon­ sions set for Jan. 7-8 in Geneva tion will be needed for the day the upcoming U.S.-Soviet between Soviet Foreign Minister changes to be successful, arms talks should combine the Andrei Gromyko and Secretary of Holzberlein said. “It (the admin­ REALISTIC* “inter connected questions” of State George Shultz. istration) is cautious right now space weapons and both Premier Nikolai Tikhonov, also and is wondering if it is a good medium range and strategic quoted by Tass, stressed the idea to be putting all of this money into the station. They are HIGH TECH PERM COMPUTER SYSTEM missiles. Gromyko Shultz meeting, saying Chernenko’s comments, re­ he hoped it “will help improve interested and would like to sec a ported by the official news the world climate.” good station. They just want to agency Tass, were the first by a see what’s the best possibility for Everything you ever wanted top Soviet official to reveal Krem­ Both Tikhonov and Chernenko the station. They are, at least, op­ in a perm is here! lin objectives for the arms talks said the Kremlin expects the timistic that the station will be agenda. It was also the first time United States to take the initiative improved, ” he said. medium range missiles have in the discussions with "concrete The station, which is funded by been specifically mentioned for deeds” to back White House calls the University, broadcasts from 7 the talks. for improved East-West ties and a.m. to 1 a.m. daily Holzberlein, a Come in The Soviets have stressed they progress toward arms reduction. senior Arts & Letters major, su­ do not consider the new talks a pervises the all student staff of for your resumption of the Geneva Chernenko and Tikhonov, in a engineers, producers and 54 disc FREE negotiations that the Kremlin busy day of official meetings at jockeys. “It (the WVFI pro­ perm broke off last November follow­ the Kremlin, also addressed the gram ) is more or less college pro­ ing the deployment of the first U.S.-Soviet agreement to enter gressive,” said Holzberlein. We analysis NATO missiles in Western new negotiations on space and will play stuff that you w on’t hear Europe. nuclear weapons. on AOR (WAOR-FM) or U93 (WNDU-FM). ”

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Scenario: Flipping through The Observer expectation seems neither realistic nor fair. At one Wednesday, you find an editorial con­ the very least, though, we should expect that cerning the results of a student evaluation sur­ the Editorial Board, before printing an edito­ vey recently conducted by a group known as rial, think about the question "why are we the Notre Dame faculty government. You read running this?” As any newspaper editor worth that last semester the faculty government sent his salt will tell you, the "pros" and “cons” of a out forms to all the professors at Notre Dame story are to be carefully considered before asking them to rate students on a scale from that story reaches the printed page. one to five on concern, clarity, preparedness In their editorial, the Editorial Board said and fairness. On this same scale, the professors that the results of the Faculty Course evalua­ were asked if a particular student’s perfor­ tions are “interesting ” This seems to be their mance in their class justified the amount of one and only “pro." But interesting to whom? time that was spent in teaching this student, in How could the results of a survey where the " I'MTBUNS VOU, )P ., W SEQUEL WILL BE EVEN B 66E K M k | OUR ME-AAURDERJNG-SMTA, FU C K... correcting his papers and other facets of response was so weak possibly be of interest teaching. The faculty government says that to anyone? The results should be of little or no these evaluations are necessary because interest to students: it would be absurd to teaching is a professor’s livelihood, and with base a decision about what professor to take the intense competition for tenure and the in- on a survey to which only 30 percent of those The Monroe Doctrine isceasing demand for publication, a professor polled responded. simply cannot afford to waste time trying to In contrast, what are the “cons" of the FCE deal with sub-par students. Accordingly, the editorial? To answer this question, one need only refer to the scenario at the beginning of not an excuse to go in this column. How would you feel if, because Vernon Marchal of the results of some survey, you were listed in The Observer as being one of the worst stu­ We are being treated to what has become a countries as the time. Monroe’s statement was dents at Notre Dame? What would you say to regular exercise in meaninglessness: The non interventionist. afterwords your friends and family? Similarly, how would debate is renewed on whether the Monroe Then how did it get twisted into a license a professor feel? One day things are going fine Doctrine “applies.” Reagan’s State Depart­ for America to intervene whenever things to and the next he is being publicly criticized for ment claims that it does apply to Nicaragua. the south of us do not fall out to our liking? student evaluations help a professor decide being the “w orst” at what he has chosen to be We have had this debate whenever we got The hijacking of the original statement, and its which students are worth his time and effort his life’s work. What does he say to his family avaricious looking south - toward Mexico, promotion to the spurious level of “doctrine," and which are not. You go on to read in this and colleagues? What does he say to his stu­ toward Puerto Rico, toward Guatemala, resembles the use of Washington’s Farewell editorial that faculty response to this survey dents? toward Cuba Unfortunately, both sides of the Address as a sanction for isolationism. At one was weak; for many students, less than 30 per­ Having now looked at the “pros” and the debate usually argue for a non-existent posi­ time, isolationists seemed to own Washing­ cent of their professors actually filled out the "cons,” should The Observer have run the edi­ tion, since the “doctrine” invoked either for ton’s defense of neutrality or non-alignment. evaluation forms. In spite of this lack of torial? Obviously not. Why, then, did the Edi­ or against the relevant action is not there. Yet the situation in Washington’s time was response Jibe Observer Editorial Board thinks torial Board decide to print it? Did they they not one of isolation. Spain, back then was not it would be “interesting” to see who the have something against those professors they only in Cuba and elsewhere, but in Louisiana. “best” and the “worst students” are based on labeled as “worst?" Maybe, but I don’t think Garry Wills We could not be isolated from European these evaluations. Looking further down the so. It is more likely that the Editorial Board powers. But we could be non-aligned in the page, you see the heading “Worst students” decided to print the results of the FCEs with­ struggle of the two great superpowers, En­ printed in boldface. Under it, you find your out really thinking about how suspect those outrider gland and France; and that is what Wasington name along with seven others. results were, or about what they were doing argued for. Question: How do you feel? Confused? those to professors they deemed “worst.” The Monroe Doctrine is based, supposedly, It is one of history’s “inside jokes ” that the Outraged? Humiliated? Thus, while it is probably not fair to accuse on a passage from the State of the Union ad­ two documents used to defend opposite posi­ Answer: Ask the eight professors whose the Editorial Board of being malicious, it prob­ dress to Congress in 1823. It was principally tions - maximum isolation and maximum in­ names appeared under the heading “Worst ably is fair to accuse them of being un- drafted by Monroe's secretary of state, John tervention - were at one with each other in professors ” in the Nov. 14 editorial concern­ reflective and insensitive. These, of course, Quincy Adams. In the words of diplomatic his­ intent, and in large degree in their circum­ ing the results of the student government are not capital crimes. But one should rem em ­ torian Ernest R. May, its aim was to “repeat stances. Though a threat from Russia was the Faculty Course evaluation survey. ber that in a newspaper, insensitivities arc points in (Monroe's) previous annual stimulus for Monroe’s declaration against new For those who did not read it, on Nov. 14 multiplied a thousand times, and unrcflective messages.” There was one new note, however colonies, the occasion for a statement at all The Observer ran an editorial titled “FCEs words arc always lent some crediblity simply - a warning against future colonization in the was England’s initiative. England wanted to make grade ” In this editorial, the The by virtue of appearing in print. One should Western Hemisphere. Future colonization, prevent France from promoting the return of Observer Editorial Board outlined some of the also remember that people, with all their you notice, because there were many revolted Spanish colonies to the mother results of the new student government faults, are sensitive. An excellent example of colonies already here, stretching from En­ country. So England offered to make a joint Faculty-Course evaluations. The Board this is an incident that occured at a midwes- gland's in Canada, Russia’s in Alaska, to Spain’s declaration with America agianst such a devel­ pointed out that student response was “less tern university a few years ago. The editors of in Cuba and those of several nations in the opment. then inspiring” for many classes, less than 30 the university yearbook thought it would be Caribbean. Monroe himself, and almost all his advisers, percent of the students actually filled out the “interesting” to run a picture of a female stu­ The one new point looked not, as most were initially in favor of this. Adams, at first forms. In spite of this remarkably weak dent standing on a street corner with the cap­ people think, toward the south. In May’s alone, opposed it because it violated the response, the Board thought it would be tion “waiting for the date that would never words: “The stimulus was the controversy Farewell Address’s canon on entanglement “interesting” to see who the “best” and the come.” Surely, they thought, students would with Russia and Britain over the northern with European superpowers. Adams had been “worst” professors were based on Faculty take it in the humorous way that it was in­ Pacific Ocean and the northwest coast of told by his father that he - John Adams, Wash­ Course evaluations. Their one qualifier was tended. Not everyone did, however, and the North America. ” ington’s vice president - contributed his that they would not include in these two lists day after the yearbook came out, the girl in the The Monroe Doctrine did not, therefore, thoughts to the farewell statement, which professors for which student response was picture committed suicide. declare that Europe should “stay out of’ the made his son doubly loyal to its standards. less than 30 percent. It was, as I think The Observer Editorial Americas. It recognized that Europe was here, So the author and main proponent of the Ideally, because The Observer is such a Board would agree, quite a price to pay just to in many places (including specifically Cuba), Monroe Doctrine’s provisions was simply powerful campus institution, we should ex­ make things “interesting." and did not challenge that. It even recognized repeating Washington’s neutrality between pect that its Editorial Board possess the wis­ Russia’s ownership of Alaska. (How not? We Hamiltonian Anglophiles and Jeffersonian dom of the ages. However, given that the Vernon Marchal is a regular contributor would later purchase it from the rightful Francophiles of the 1790s. Only in the 1820s, Editorial Board is composed of students, this to Viewpoint. owners.) ITie statement mainly opposed fur­ there were those urging alignment with En­ ther expansion into the disputed Oregon gland and the monarchies, and those urging region. alignment with new republics symbolized by Viewpoint wants to bear from you. If you Nor was this address a statement in favor of Greece. Monroe opted to stay out - and ever Viewpoint have an opinion, briUant insight or "self-determination.” It did not commit since we have distorted his words as an humorous comment concerning anything America to active support for the Greeks in excuse for going in. appearing in The Observer just send a let­ their rebellion against Turkey, a struggle at ter to P.O.BoxQ. the center of debate over independent (C) 1984 UNIVERSAL PRESS SYNDICA TE Policy

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by Marc Ramirez dramatic confrontation between features columnist Burns and Burns which, surpris­ Paul Cimino ^4 ingly, occurs at a poker table. George Burns has been playing n all probability, the majority of you sniveling rugrats have probably features staff writer God for a while and I would I had it up to your fat little earlobes with all of this calendar business. venture to say that he has got the And, as a matter of fact, the majority of the same have probably had it Movies role under his skin. He is, however, up to ditto with yours truly. more delightful as the Devil. Both Well, too bad. wanted to do “Amadeus” but desperately to make it big but is hit roles, by their nature, allow for a It was not Sir Obnoxious who dreamed up this trivial notion of a I with failure at every turn. Sheldon is veritable potpourri of cliches and, Notre Dame calendar - that was you, my dears; it was not Sir they said “It’s already been done. ” played by Ted Wass who, oddly needless to say, the writers of this Obnoxious whose temper flared at the mention of selection criteria - Great. “Why don’t you do ‘Oh God, enough, looks like he could pass for film deemed it necessary to add that was you once again; and it was not Sir Obnoxious who made the You Devil ? ”, they asked. That idea entire matter such a big deal - that was you. had some potential. I had seen the Huey Lewis’ brother. It’s the old more than their share. Burns spurts coming attractions when I went to “give the viewers a hero they can lines such as “I was really burned So as long as it is such a big deal, let’s talk, you and I. Let’s talk about identify with” ploy! In any event, calendars. see “Amadeus ” (ironic, eh?) and it out” on more than one occasion. Lewis, excuse me, Sheldon vows Being an old vaudevillian, Burns is, Of course you remember the premiere of the Men of ND Calendar, looked pretty good. So I decided to do it. Coupled with dinner at the that he would sell his soul to be a thankfully able to do justice to lines which captured 12 members of the male gender in various positions old golden arches, it made for a star. Coincidentally, the lord of the and environments with facial expressions that would nauseate even of this type in such a way as to somewhat decent evening. underworld happens to home in on promote laughter. It would seem Donny Osmond and his family. And unless you’ve been too busy Sheldon’s vow while driving around that even in his later years, he still picking your nose lately, you have no doubt caught wind of the answer In case you have not seen or L A. in a sporty red and black auto­ to the Men of ND Calendar - don’t raise your slimy little hands all at heard anything about the movie, has the ability to get people to once - the Women of ND Calendar. These women, stated the second “Oh God, You Devil” is the third mobile (license plate “HOT”) and laugh. decides to pay Bobby a visit. On the younger side, Ted Wass is calendar’s brainparents, w ere chosen not only on the basis of beauty “God ” movie to date. It stars the and poise, but on contribution to the University as well. aging and yet remarkable George Meanwhile, the devilish Burns also very good as a musician striv­ One might expect that the situation would be one of peachiness, Burns who also played the Lord in has just cancelled the contract of ing for success in a market which Billy Wayne, America’s favorite but alas, it was not to be. In the tradition of cultivating controversial the earlier films “Oh God” and “Oh does not want anything to do with content on barren grounds, it was contended that the Women of ND God, Book II”. This “God” flick adds rock star. Wayne sold his soul seven him. Wass portrays a character who Calendar originators intended to avoid the “cheap exploitation and a twist to the story with the inclu­ years earlier and now must pay the is thrust into a totally different sexual suggestiveness ” that those contending were pretending not to sion of the Devil who is also played piper. Satan decides that he will world with the flick of a finger and condone. And where do cheap exploitation and sexual suggestiveness by the cigar-toting Burns. make Bobby Sheldon the next Billy must act intelligently in situations come from, you ask? The movie opens on the night of Wayne. He visits Bobby in the guise even though he does not know Well, obviously, you morons, these admirable phenomena spew April 16, I960. A young boy is lying of Harry Tophet (Tophet just hap­ what is happening. Now if you don’t forth when calendar subjects are chosen solely on the basis of beauty, in bed with a high fever and his pens to be synonymous with Hell), understand what that means - go see and these very concerned representatives of a certain women’s dorm father, fearing for the boy’s life, a big-time agent. Tophet offers the film ! accused the Women of ND Calendar originators of doing just that. composes a short but touching Sheldon a contract for a trial period In the past I have enthusiastically Contribution never entered into it, they suggested. Not like it did in prayer to God that his son may live. and, after very little consideration, recommended many movies and the selection of the 12 men appearing in the Men of ND Calendar, you The scene cuts to the street below he accepts. Sheldon suddenly “Oh God, You Devil” deserves the understand, all of whom are student body co presidents with straight the apartment where God (you becomes Billy Wayne while the same treatment. I cannot call this a A’s majoring in nuclear engineering and are currently being know it is God because he is true Billy Wayne takes Sheldon’s fantastic movie from any stand­ considered as possible appointees to either the NASA Space Program wearing a golfer’s hat, a place in L A. As always, there arc point, however, it is a good time or the United States Supreme Court. windbreaker jacket and tennis catches to the contract and after and that’s what really counts. And Pardon us, say the accusers, but at least the Women of ND Calendar shoes) puts a mark in his little much deliberation, Bobby decides for those of you who enjoy corny coordinators were never stupid enough to claim that their choices notebook and fades into thin air as that he wants out. Naturally, Burns lines and sappy endings it is a must. would be judged on more than good looks. That would have been the opening credits begin to roll. as Mephisto refuses to allow this In any case, “Oh God, You Devil ” is hypocritical. The movie then jumps to the and with nowhere else to turn, an enjoyable film and well worth Sir Obnoxious excuses the accusers, and acknowledges their skillful present in Los Angeles where we Bobby calls for some divine inspira­ the price of admission. So go, have a display of obnoxiousness. But he simply must point out that the meet Bobby Sheldon, a devout tion from the Most High. As you good time, and don’t worry about Women of ND producers also were never stupid enough to claim that husband and songwriter who wants may have expected, this sets up a getting “burned!” what they were doing reeked of cheap exploitation and sexual suggestiveness. You did that. And that’s hysterical. And you have no right to accuse Sir Obnoxious of chauvinistic tendencies. Why? Because he said so, that’s why. Besides, it’s always your prerogative to change your mind about the whole thing, right? Hall and Oates churn out hits Sir Obnoxious, however, wishes to dispense with all of this business condemning chauvinism and exploitation. After all, what really is the purpose of a pictorial calendar? Personally, Sir Obnoxious would rather have something nice to maybe gawk at every once in a while. I feel the fever start to rise He may be chauvinistic, but he’s certainly no hypocrite. Why all the Tim A dam s fuss? Let’s see some flesh. I slip away in indiscreet disguise Sir Obnoxious proposes • nay, threatens - a new ND calendar with features staff writer no strings attached, no promises made, with one criterion in mind - < These obtuse utterings serve no nice, shapely, near perfect pairs of legs. This Legs of ND Calendar is Records real purpose except to fill in the open to all Notre Dame females, and to allow an as yet untapped gaps between choruses. In fact, all reservoir of beautiful appendages into the stiff competition, it is open new album from Daryl Hall and signals Hall and Oates’ inclusion of of Big Bam Boom could be summed to Saint Mary’s students as well. Sir Obnoxious will discriminate A John Oates usually conjurs up the influence of the break dance up lyrically by the song titles alone. wherever he sees fit, and is an equal opportunity discriminator. images of solid production values, phenomenon on music today. Baker They say exactly what the songs are Contestants may mail portfolios to Sir Obnoxious in care ofThe soulful singing, and guaranteed co-wrote the song, and not surpris­ about, and they’re easily remem­ Observer. No men need apply, nor should women with unshaven legs, bucks. Their new album, Big Bam ingly, it reminds the listener of the bered. In this aspect, Hall and Oates as obnoxious as they may be. Selections will be made by a one person Boom, carries on that tradition. “Dancing in the Dark” re-mix. “Out pander to airheaded or lovestruck committee consisting of myself. Legs will be judged on beauty, poise, Unfortunately, this presents a prob­ of Touch” is a not very remarkable teenyboppers who have no desire shapeliness and whatever else Sir Obnoxious can think of at the time. lem: does one sacrifice guaranteed single that features typical Hall and for a message of substance. They And Sir Obnoxious doesn’t care if you somehow got lucky and commercial success for artistic Oates lvrics like: figure as long as it sticks in your managed to squeak into either school; it doesn’t matter if all you do is integrity, or does one bow to the head, it’s good. sit around all day and get involved in nothing but aerobics - if you have desire for money and keep churn­ Reaching out for something to the legs of Victoria Principal or Paulina Porizkova, you’re as good as in. ing out the hits? Hall and Oates hold Since the lyrical content is a flop, Of course Sir Obnoxious realizes that some people not accustomed seem to have opted for the latter, Looking for a love where the that leaves the music, which I must to such tactlessness may be subject to small fits of anger and disgust though they do redeem themselves climate is cold admit isn’t half-bad. Hall and Oates upon hearing Sir Obnoxious’ proposal. If you are one such person, in a few aspects. Manic moves and drowsy utilize some good hooks, and relieve your anger by writing to Sir Obnoxious - you’re sure to enjoy Big Bam Boom refers to the dreams combined with the pristine produc­ it. Sir Obnoxious sends letters to himself constantly and never fails to booming drum sound on the album, Or living in the middle between tion, most ofBig Bam Boom comes be delighted. as well as the “bam” sounds of the two extremes across as above average pop with a Dear Sir Obnoxious: re-mix scattered throughout. It was tinge of soul. “Bank on Your Love” I am one member of a Pangborn triple in which another member, co-produced by veteran engineer These words don’t mean a whole features a catchy bass line, and its who w e’ll call Tom, has a girlfriend who thinks this is home. Many a Bob Clearmountain, who recently lot; they rhyme and evoke vague humming presence will make you time it is when I walk in and find her here, and many a time it is that mixed Bruce Springsteen’sBorn in images of indecision in love, but git down. “All American Girl” she walks in sans knocking, and I and the other roommate think the U.SA. album, which also that’s about it. scores because of Daryl Hall’s fal­ ourselves lucky not to have been found in an indecent condition. At featured a heavy drum sound. In For the most part, the lyrics on setto singing of “she knows ” as the night, while we are trying to study, only a few feet away will be the addition, Arthur Baker, the man Big Bam Boom are very vague, and song fades. It occurs as he’s talking obnoxious sounds of romance: tuck-in stories, lovey-dovey behind the re-mixes of they rarely form a coherent nar­ to a girl at a party, and the result is conversation, and so on. We know that this behavior is obnoxious, and Springsteen’s songs “Dancing in the rative. Take, for example, John both funny and touching. we admire it. The question is, how can we retaliate? Dark” and “Cover Me,” is the mix Oates’ lyrics on “Cold Dark and Four’s A Crowd consultant and additional producer Yesterday ”: As a whole, Big Bam Boom O Annoying One: on Big Bam Boom, illustrating Hall represents neither a leap forward Stop worrying about indecency in the girl’s presence. In fact, go out and Oates’ desire for a more Glamorama all around me nor backward for Daryl Hall and of your way to be indecent when she’s around. If their romantic banter modern sound. Friendly natives turning back to John Oates. They have never really bothers you while you study, walk in the lovers’ midst and tell dirty Baker’s presence is immediately brown strived to be arty or intellectual; jokes while passing hurricane like wind. If they don’t take the hint, it’s noticed on the first song, the they’ve always been romantic I keep my shades well down just as well; it proves their acclimation to rudeness and thus they are prelude to “Out of Touch ” called crooners. But, as one of their song friends worth having. “Dance on Your Knees.” Though They cannot penetrate what titles suggests, it seems as if they’re Sir O bnoxious only over a minute in length, it can't be found “Going Thru the Motions. ” Wednesday, November 28,1984 — page 7 Wham! the latest British invasion continues

foot stomper with a pleasing better of the two. It starts with they’ve become so unoffensive that melody and a complement of back­ some pseudo dramatic strings and they're offensive. The music is Don Seymour up singers. The lyrics are inane, sports a bittersweet melody and melodic, but, except for a few cases, features staff writer feel-good fluff but they fit well with some repititious sax. has a hard time rising above the music. This upbeat number is an It seems obvious that Wham! has mediocrity. I never thought I’d find excellent pop song and is the high­ attempted and succeeded in be­ an album more commercial than Records light of the album. coming more accessible; yet, Footloose, but this seems to be it. “Freedom,” the album’s other pon seeing the video for “Wake as lyrics with a naughty tone that highlight and a definite single possi­ UMe Up Before You Go-Go,” a produced a fresh, new brand of pop. bility, and “Heartbeat” recall the friend remarked that the two modern ’50s tribute style of Billy shortclad members of Wham! Unfortunately, the band’s second Joel’s/fn Innocent Man. “Freedom” looked liked cliched, hip California album, Make It Big, is a bit of a uses horns and a choppy guitar line; beach boys. He was surprised to disappointment in view of the “Heartbeat” uses piano and that find out the band was the latest debut. The rap is gone, and the castanet-type of percussion whose product of the new British invasion. flavors of funk and jazz are much name I can never remember. Both Yes. Wham! is British and has fol­ fainter in favor of a melodic but sport bright, appealing melodies lowed other chart-topping hands stale form of pop. The lyrics too and standard love song lyrics. The like Culture Club, Bananarama, and have lost their naughtiness, leaving result is fun. Look out for the Thompson Twins across the them incredibly sugary, “Freedom” on the charts. Atlantic. simpleminded and boring. Indeed, “Everything She Wants” is an­ The band consists of Wham! seems to have become an other love song which, like most of singer/songwriter George Michael Eighties ultra pop band. The for­ the songs here, concerns a guy who and guitarist Andrew Ridgely. The mula has worked: three of the al­ attempts to affirm the affections of a band’s first American album, bum's singles, “Wake Me Up Before woman who seems to be in control Fantastic, billed under the name You Go-Go,” “Freedom," and of the relationship. “Everything She Wham! U.K., was released last year “Careless Whispers," have hit num­ Wants” has a prominent, to minimal sales; however, thanks ber one on the British charts, and , monotonous bass line but a nice to MTV, Americans got a taste of as I write this, "Wake Me Up” sits hook in the chorus. this band's funky, jazzy, melodic atop the Billboard chart here in the “If You Were There,” an old Isley synth pop from the "Bad Boys” United States. brothers tune, sounds like some­ video, a song about a blossoming thing that came out in the mid '70s. hoodlum. That album showed "Wake Me Up Before You Go- It has a nice melody, but it’s only strong influences of American rap Go,” although overplayed on our alright. ("Wham Rap" and “Young Guns”) airways, evokes memories of "Bad The album includes two slow and jazz ( “Club Tropicana”) as well Boys.” It is a delightful, irresistable songs. “Careless Whispers ” is the

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“Love Will Follow You” and “Walking, Watching” are more Vic Sciulli directed efforts, with Byrd's vocals coming to the rescue. The effort on features staff writer the latter actually illustrates the group's most obvious problem: its Records lack of direction and organization. Many of the album’s tracks attempt to grasp too many styles at once. here was a time a few years ago sound. What she lacks in energy “Walking Watching ” is the LPs most Twhen the title of “new wave” or Byrd makes up in toughness; her simple but also most consistent better yet, “punk”, for a group was voice never gets lost in the song’s piece; vocals are harmonious and almost enough to get a group some synth dominated instrumental the keyboards and drums are in attention from audiences. During parts. Hardly the standard pop hit, sync. those early days when groups like “Resist Her” is one of the few songs Pete Solley, known for his work the Sex Pistols were raising that flirts with being a hit. with the Romantics produced the eyebrows, new wave meant a cer­ The rest of the album can best be album but should have been more tain amount of unabashed af- described as a mesh of styles that directed on this effort. Most new frontiveness in the music. really don’t hold together well. groups face the task of having to Since then there has been a “Satin Hop” sounds as though carve out a distinctive sound so that definite softening of the definition everyone was playing to them ­ audiences have something to refer “new wave”. Many of the same selves; the 50s sounding vocals, the to in the future. A producer will try groups who rose with the advent of bluesy guitars and the 60s sounding to find and develop this specific the new wave have fused other keyboards really sound pretty disor­ style; Solley fails in this attempt to styles of music with their original ganized. The title track’s lead guitar bring out an identifying sound. sound. The combination of new almost ruins the catchy keyboard Next time out, the group should try wave and pop was successful for “Weren't you the one that got the. . . uh. . . lowest grade on the bio opening. “Ask Yourself’ changes to stick to a more comfortable style; bands like the Cars and Blondie. pace too many times and in the end too many chefs in this kitchen really exam ... by the way, my name is Percival.” When the Comateens debuted becomes completely unmemorable. spoiled the soup. last year with Pictures On A String, they were also quickly pegged “new wave.” (Fashion is as much integral to the new wave label as Tired of the sound and the Comateens definitely stood out.) A single from the album, “Get Off My Case” was a dance club old routine? hit with a scatchy guitar adding a tough, funky edge to the song. Other songs, like “The Late Mistake” and “Comateens” excited those who saw the band’s flair for Join The Observer pop. The groups latest album Deal The Features Department is With It will probably be a disap­ pointment to those who were accepting applications for: hoping for a more polished, developed sound than that offered by the band’s debut. A more careful eye on production could have # Features copy editor solved a lot of this album’s prob­ lems. The LP certainly starts off en­ couragingly. “Resist Her," the For more information contact Mary Healy album’s first single highlights the at th e O b se rv e r office, 239-5313 most positive aspects of the group. Lead singer Lyn Byrd puts out a strong vocal performance, reminis­ m cent of Blondie’s Plastic Letters Sports Briefs Wednesday, November 28, 1984 — page 8 Former Irish star excels in NFL The Notre Dame Squash Club wm be playing host to a tournament this Friday and Saturday. There will be two Bell has fans chanting, ‘Joe Who?’ divisions, beginner and intermediate, in the free tournament. For more information, call Sean at 277-3953 or Bill at 283-2302. - The Associated Press are now finding it harder to remem­ break and the speed to break it all Observer ber who he replaced. the way like he did Sunday.” ORCHARD PARK, N Y. - As Greg In fact, Bell’s 852 rushing yards, Bell and Stephenson both ac­ Bell charged through the Dallas good for third place in the AFC, are knowledged that there is room for defense Sunday for another healthy 68 more than Cribbs had at the same improvement, particularly in run­ Sixteen ROTC basketball teams from six gain on his way to a 206-yard game, point last season. ning pass routes out of the backfield states will participate this Saturday and Sunday in the second annual one observer at Rich Stadium turned Bell said he felt “from the first and in his blocking. ROTC tournament at Stepan Center. The tournament, which is to another and asked, “Joe who?” time I got here” that the injuries, the “In college, either I ran the ball or sponsored by the Notre Dame Army ROTC drill team, features repre­ For Bell, the Notre Dame rookie most serious of which was a broken I’d go out for a pass, ” said Bell. “The sentatives from each of Notre Dame's ROTC units as well as teams who had the misfortune of joining bone in his ankle that hadn’t mended thing I had to adjust to the most is from Illinois, Kentucky and Miami ( Ohio ). Admission to the games is the Buffalo Bills the year after star completely, were behind him. just learning to stick in there and free. - The Observer running back Joe Cribbs departed to "You let an injury stick in your take on much larger guys (while the United States Football League, mind and you play football a differ­ blocking).” the reaction was a long time in com­ ent way, ” he said. “Football is meant The little backfield blocking he ing. to be played with reckless abandon, did in college, he said, involved The NVA table-tennis tournament wui Ever since Cribbs, Buffalo’s prime and if you start playing it cautiously, taking out defensive backs that came begin Monday. Players should call the NVA office at 239-6100 to find offensive weapon during his four your game’s going to go down.” on a blitz. out when and where their matches are scheduled. The first two years here, left in a contract dispute, He said he felt no urgency to “Now, you’ve got 255- or 260- rounds of the tournament will be completed before Christmas Bills fans were wondering who prove the doubters wrong. “They’re pound linemen coming at full speed break. - The Observer would fill the void. When Bell, not experts. The people who and these linebackers can run and whose injuries had limited him to recruited me and scouted me, they they generate a lot of smack,” he 870 yards rushing during his four did their job. The people who watch said. “You’ve just got to learn to stick years in college, was taken late on football don’t watch it the same way in there and give them a good shot.” The NVA W eight Training C linic, which the first round, most were still won­ as the guys that scout it. ” For a natural runner like Bell, features Notre Dame strength and conditioning coach Gary Weil, is dering. learning to block will “be my biggest scheduled for Monday and Wednesday, December 3 and 5, at 7 pm. “I think the biggest pressure prob­ While Bell has yet to prove him­ task. Anyone who is interested may register at the NVA office or call 239- ably wasn’t replacing Cribbs, (it self as good a blocker or receiver as “I wasn’t born to be a blocker,” he Cribbs, he has greater open field 6100. - The Observer was) because of my past experi­ said. “I don’t think running is going ences at Notre Dame, people were speed and is beginning to read more to be hard because running is some­ probably just questioning whether I accurately the cues his blockers give thing that comes natural.” was going to be able to do the job him. Stephenson said that following Brother Louis H urcik, C.S.C., director of the I’m doing,” he said. He said his improvement in that Cribbs “is a stigma to some extent” swimming program at Notre Dame, has been named the outstanding Bell’s lackluster early season ef­ area “all comes from getting the ball for Bell, but Bell says that may be a auxiliary patroller in the National Ski Patrol System. Brother Louis is forts (77 yards through the first four more. I’m getting the ball a lot more situation unique to Buffalo. now, and when I got here, I wasn’t a member of the Buchanan, Mich., Royal Valley patrol and a volun­ weeks of the season) were obscured “I guarantee you the same thing accustomed to linebackers who teer for the St. Joseph County Red Cross. - The Observer by the general Buffalo collapse that probably happened to Terry Miller saw the Bills lose their first 11 games could run just as fast as the backs. when he came and O.J. (Simpson) before coming back for last week’s Things happen a lot quicker.” left,” said Bell. “The same with 14-3 upset over the Cowboys. “He’s got a better feel for what Cribbs when he came. 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Associated Press The man with the silky delivery - a are seen in 105 markets by, he es­ ALL DECEMBER 1985 GRADUATES longtime Philadelphia broadcaster - timates, 9 million viewers. died in September at age 72. Since Many have chosen the same part ITic letter was from a minister in then, Sabol has received 285 appli­ of one of Facenda’s dramatic high­ Las Vegas. cations for a $25,000 to $30,000 job light scripts, which were delivered “John Facenda was called the he never advertised. to the strains of a 65 piece Munich voice of God,” he wrote. “Well, I am “When John died we had to hire symphony orchestra: (f REGISTER with Career and Placement Services« the voice of God.” another secretary just to handle the “Lombardi - a certain magic still He sent along tapes of a few ser­ calls and all the cassettes," Sabol said lingers in the very name It speaks of 1 (Lower Level, Memorial Library) for Spring mons and "he was pretty good,” said during a telephone interview last duels in the snow and cold Novem­ t Semester interviews. Steve Sabol. week from his office in Mount ber mud." y But even his heavenly voice may Laurel, N.J. “You can’t believe the “If they can say the word mud in not be good enough when it comes response I've gotten. Now I know more than one syllable, mu-dah, \ Turn in profiles the week of D ecem ber 3 for to replacingjohn Facenda. how David O. Selznick felt when he then they get moved into the next i Invitationlnvitational Interviews from Jan. 28 to] For 20 years, as narrator of Na­ was casting for Scarlett O’Hara. category. If not, I throw them out,” tional Football League highlight Sabol said with a laugh. i Feb. 15. films, Facenda’s dramatic, rich “I’ve had applications from enter­ “I have ‘A’ piles, B’ piles and trash baritone accompanied shots of Jim tainment figures, soap opera actors, piles. There’s an epic voice, a Brown breaking tackles, Vince Lom­ race track P A. announcers, auc­ storyteller voice and a sportscaster bardi prowling the sidelines and tioneers, talk show hosts.” voice. We re looking for an epic Terry Bradshaw throwing spirals. The late actor Jon Erik Hexum, voice, one that has enough bottom “I called it the retreat from through an agent, inquired about the to cut through the music, someone IRISH Dunkirk voice,’” said Sabol, execu­ job before his death, Sabol said. “The who has a feeling for the weight and tive vice president of NFL Films Inc. Tonight Show” announcer Ed tone of words. “It was a very arresting kind of voice. McMahon made a casual pitch, plus Petal There was a timbre, a resonance to “weathermen, high school drama “I want a theatrical voice, I don’t it.” coaches - it's unbelievable ” want a sportscaster. We don’t want Television viewers who didn’t “Some of them are real amateurs regular pro announcers who have know his name simply addressed with barking dogs and washing done stuff for ABC and NBC. We re Affection their fan mail to “The Voice of God” machines going in the background,” more interested in an anonymous or “The Voice of Doom." said Sabol, whose syndicated shows voice,” Sabol said.

According to Wood, however, the and handing out six assists. Kreber Belles Belles continued to play tough. “We also contributed to the Saint Mary’s made good adjustments in critical cause with 16 points, five rebounds continued from page 12 Dial: 283-4242 0 situations, ” said a pleased Wood. and four assists. Hours: 12:30-5:30 the Saints eventually knotted the With a record of 1-1, the Belles score at 66. With seven minutes left In the final eight minutes of the will take on Defiance College and Located in the basement in the contest, Saint Mary’s lost its game, Suess responded with some Franklin College this weekend at the of LaFortune three tallest players, 5-9 center timely outside shooting, while fresh­ Goshen College Tournament. GARDENS Ebert, 5-8 junior forward Beth man forwards Rachel Bir and Donna “We will need to practice free Kreber and 5-9 freshman center Wolf pulled down eight and 10 throws and our passing needs im­ Stephanie Duke to fouls. rebounds, respectively. provement,” said Wood. "We Freshman Tammye Radke turned pressed the whole game and we will in an overall excellent performance have to do the same at the Goshen in the first outing of her Saint Mary’s tournament. But most of all, our wil­ career. The 5-7 guard poured in 22 lingness to hustle has to be there, points while grabbing six rebounds too.” rcooao990oooeooooooooooooooocc«oo5wooo« DISCOVER Learn About Yourself’ Your Interests, Abilities and Values

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Tougher competition is needed NOTICE: Wrestlers rout Olivet-Nazarene To all who would like to use the Nazz or By JOE BRUNETTI The rest of the matches proved to because that’s where our future the Chautauqua Ballroom... Sports Writer be easy victories for the Irish with lies.” For your convenience, request forms have the closest scare coming at 158 Upperclassmen Luke DiSabato, been developed and are located in the When a team destroys an op­ where freshman Dan Carrigan won a John Krug and captain Phil Baty pro­ ponent, it seems, at least from the close one, 2-1. However, it was Car vided the scoring for the juniors and Student Activities Board Office on the sports fen’s point of view, that it is rigan’s match that most impressed seniors of the squad by winning Second Floor of LaFortune... All those who the best thing possible for the team. McCann. their matches at 150, 190 and 167, However, from a coach’s point of “I have been most impressed with respectively. Krug has been forced would like to request the use of the Nazz or view, destroying an opponent isn’t Dan Carrigan,” said McCann. “He’s to wrestle up from last year’s weight Chautauqua must complete a form one always that helpful. undefeated and he has shown real of 167 because of an injury to Matt week and one day prior to the night of the Notre Dame wrestling coach Fran poise for a freshman. ” Stamm and the first semester in­ McCann doesn’t see much benefit in In fact, the majority of McCann’s eligibility of George Logsdon. event so that we may publicize & schedule his team’s 46-6 trouncing over lineup contains underclassmen. Today the Irish will travel to the event. Olivet Nazarene during the Thanks­ Sophomore Greg Fleming won an Adrian, Mich., to try and extend giving Holiday. easy match by the score of 23-7. their win record against Siena Thank you, “There isn’t much benefit (in Two freshmen were victorious at Heights and Olivet. Last year the The Student Activities Board beating a team like that), ” says the 126 and 134. John Sheehy won by Irish posted a 27-17 victory over first year mentor. “The only benefit forfeit at 126, while Ron Wisniewski Siena Heights, a team McCann feels is for the young kids. They get a little was victorious by the margin of 10- the Irish should beat by a larger mar­ taste of success.” 2. Sophomore monogram winner gin than last year. The days of Notre Dame taking on Scott Biasetti continued the win In the other half of the tri-meet GIVE SOMEONE A TAN patsies like Olivet Nazarene are streak by posting a 12-3 decision. Notre Dame will face Olivet, which coming to an end. McCann wants to Sophomore Tom Ryan rounded out McCann calls a “legitimate school ” FOR CHRISTMAS turn the Irish into a wrestling power, the victories for the underclassmen If the Irish have any problems ex­ and teams like Olivet Nazarene by pinning Bob Colvert at 121. tending their season mark to 3-0 it Ask about our aren’t going to help Notre Dame McCann has been extremely pleased will most likely come from Olivet. X-Mas special reach the top 10. with Ryan, who didn’t compete in a “I’ll be extremely disappointed if “Next year we are going to match last year because of injury. we don’t win both,” cautions replace Olivet Nazarene with Mic­ McCann. “If we go out with confi­ higan and Michigan State, ” said “Tom Ryan has shown trem en­ dence and have a good attitude TAN-HAWAIIAN McCann. “We have to totally dous imrovement at 167,” praised about winning we should have no sun tanning salon upgrade our schedule; there are McCann. “He’s been a pleasant trouble .” 277-7026 going to be a lot of schedule changes surprise. He’s actually wrestling as a The only change in the Irish made. We have to compete against freshman eligibility wise ” lineup will come at 142 where J.M.S. PLAZA top-20 level schools. ” McCann feels that it is important senior Don Heintzelman will 4609 Grape Road Olivet Nazarene earned its only for him to wrestle a younger lineup replace Biasetti. The Irish will prob­ Mishawaka points of the meet when the Irish because the future of the program ably forfeit the heavyweight match Individual dressing rooms and booths were forced to forfeit the lies in the hands of his younger unless those matches will make a dif­ heavywieght match because both of wrestlers. ference in the win column, but for com plete privacy McCann’s heavyweights are still “You’ve got to give the young kids McCann doesn’t think it will come VISA & MASTERCARD playing football. After the football the experience,” says McCann. down to that. season ends McCann hopes to fill the “They’re going to get a rude awaken­ heavyweight spot with either senior ing later on in the season when we Mike Golic or freshman Dominic face more difficult opponents. I’d Prinzivalli. rather work with the younger kids

goals on Friday night. Waldbillig, Hockey Thebeau and Mike McNeill had the other three Notre Dame tallies. continued from page 12 Deadlocked, 2-2, at the first inter­ for the Irish. Waldbillig also knocked mission, the stalemate continued in two goals. through the second period and the Notre Dame led, 4-2, after the first teams left the ice knotted at 4-4. But period. But the second stanza was all a brief defensive lapse by the Irish Alaska as it capitalized five times to early in the final stanza led to two take a 7-3 lead Falcon goals in 23 seconds starting Three more goals in the final per­ at 5:04 to seal the Notre Dame iod sealed the victory for the demise. Thebeau’s goal at 8:26 kept visitors. Chapman had the lone Irish the Irish within one, but they goals in the final two periods Both couldn’t connect again. Waldbillig scores came in the first The next action for Notre Dame period. comes this weekend when it plays Chapman again banged in two host to Alabama Huntsville.

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Chuck Freeby Sports Writer Irish Items

Hello again, everybody! As the curtain closes on the regular season for the football team, it’s time to lace up the sneakers, pull up the socks, and get ready for basketball season. However, there’s a quick note of unfinished busi­ ness which needs to be taken care of immediately. Hats off to Gerry Faust and the Notre Dame football team! This reporter will certainly admit that prior to the LSU game, anybody who would have suggested Notre Dame would go to a bowl this year would have been given a one-way ticket to the funny farm. The team showed confidence and poise, though, and they pulled through with four consecutive wins to earn an Aloha Bowl bid. Sure, 7-4 is not the record anybody had hoped for at the beginning of the year, but let’s give some credit to this football team, because they have earned it by

continuing to fight when most people had given up on them. Observer File Photo

However, now it’s time to concentrate on basketball action. Dig­ The Irish hockey team played well offensively Saturday, however, put an end to a six-game losing ger Phelps’ squad has already notched its first victory of the season over the Thanksgiving holidays, but gave up 39 streak, and the outlook is much brighter going into on Sunday night over Manhattan, but it wasn’t as easy as many people goals en route to losing four of five games. A 7-6this weekend’s action against Alabama-Huntsville. expected it to be. The Irish struggled through the first half, but used extra-period win over the Falcons of Air Force onEd Domansky reviews last week’s action below. a pesky defense and superior strength to come away with a com­ fortable 15 point victory. Now the Irish can go to school on what they learned against the Jaspers and correct their mistakes. Ends six-game losing streak While Sunday was the equivalent of a pop quiz for the Irish, a pair of true tests are on tap during the next six days as two Big Ten foes visit the ACC hardwood. Northwestern, a team which has puzzled Hockey team survives rough Break the Irish for the last two years, comes in tomorrow night looking for By ED DOMANSKY The Irish inconsistency stems “It really felt great to be back,” he another upset. After the Irish meet St. Francis ( Pa.) on Saturday after­ Sports Writer from an inability to play the body on said. “I just wish that we could iron noon, they take on their first Top-20 team of the season next Tues­ defense as well as difficulties moving out all of our little problems and win day when Indiana comes into town for the renewal of a fierce The Notre Dame hockey team has the puck. “Overall, our team defense like we know we can. ” intra-state battle. scored 20 goals in its last five games. hasn’t been very good,” said head In Saturday’s victory Tom So the first question on this week’s exam is ... What do the Irish Unfortunately, its last three oppo­ coach Lefty Smith. “It’s not good Mooney paced the Notre Dame at­ have to do to beat Northwestern? nents, St. Thomas, Alaska Anchorage enough to swing at the puck - we tack, scoring three goals and adding Merely showing up isn’t the answer, as the last two years have and Air Force have capitalized 39 have to take out the man. In goal we an assist including the tying tally unfortunately proven. Rich Falk’s team went 12-16 last year, but times, and the Irish have lost four of just haven’t been able to stop the with just nine seconds remaining. don’t blame the defense. The Wildcats only gave up 54.2 points per those last five games. puck from going in. We also need Steve Whitmore hit the winner at game last season, and the Irish will have to work hard for almost Over the Thanksgiving holidays, more scoring balance and forec­ the 7:20 mark of the overtime per­ every basket. Notre Dame played host to Alaska hecking.” iod. Co-captain Brent Chapman, Tim The key to this game may be rebounding, as Northwestern has and Air Force. The Sea Wolves took Reilly and Jeff Badalich also scored good size in the front line with 6-10 forward Andre Goode and 6-9 advantage of sloppy Irish goaltend- Smith also was not pleased with for the Irish. forward John Peterson. At the pivot, Falk can go with a pair of seven- ing to come away with a 10-6 victory the work of the Irish powerplay. Air Force clung to a 1-0 lead after footers in Colin Murray and Brian Pitts, but both are inexperienced. last Wednesday night. Notre Dame converted on three out one period. At the second intermis­ Still, the Irish frontcourt performers will have their hands full tom or­ The Falcons from the Air Force of 10 man advantage opportunities sion the two teams were deadlocked row night. Academy then arrived for Friday and in the series. “Thirty percent is not at 2-2. If it’s a close game, though, the Irish have the advantage in the free Saturday contests. Air Fbrce nabbed bad, but we had chances that should throw shooting department. Northwestern laid more bricks than a a 6-5 decision in the series opener, have resulted in goals, ” said Smith. With just 4:19 left to play the Irish construction crew last year, only shooting 60 percent from the but the Irish bounced back in the “Again, a lot comes from not moving trailed, 6-4. Mooney’s second goal charity stripe. Still, Notre Dame would rather not have to worry finale and salvaged a 7-6 overtime the puck very well, and against bet­ made it 6-5 at 18:17. After Notre about getting in a free throw contest, and it shouldn’t be a problem if triumph. ter teams we have to take advantage Dame pulled Lukenda for the extra the Irish dominate the inside game. Saturday’s win laid to rest a six- of all our opportunities.” attacker with 22 seconds to play, Question No. 2 ... What players must the Irish stop against St. game Notre Dame losing streak Mooney then evened the score at Francis (Pa.)? which started three weeks ago at The three game homestand 19:51. Well, the best player for St. Francis may be the coach - former NBA Michigan Dearborn “We keep marked the return of co-captain Bob Wednesday night Joey Hayse’ star Kevin Porter. Porter led the league in assists four times while having little lapses that keep us from Thebeau. He had been out of action scored the hat trick and added an as­ modeling uniforms for Washington, Detroit and New Jersey, but all putting it all together, ” said Tim with a shoulder injury since the sist to pace the Sea Wolf triumph. his on court talent isn’t going to help the Red Flash. Lukenda. “We’ve gone far enough. Dearborn games. In the three games, Chapman had two goals and an assist What St. Francis needs is height, and forwards Jeff Hamilton (6-4) The learning should be over. I think Thebeau added one goal and four as­ and Joe Sharkey (6-6) just don’t have enough of it to go against a the win on Saturday will help get us sists as well as leadership on the Irish see HOCKEY, page 10 team like Notre Dame. The most exciting player to watch for St. going on the right track.” blueline. Francis will be 6-3 guard Napoleon Lightning, but Lightning will have to strike more than twice if the Red Flash are to pull off an electrifying upset. Belles begin basketball season impressively Question No. 3 ...Can any coaches box bold back Bob Knight and Digger Phelps? No, and there will be no holding back when Indiana and Notre with road win and hard-fought home loss Dame go at it Tuesday night in what should be an outstanding game. game that was so close, ” said senior These two coaches are good friends off the court, but it will be a war By PAM CUSICK and peared to be keeping up with Hunt­ Betsy Ebert. “The freshman and off after the opening tip-off as Phelps tries to outwit the 1984 U.S. Olym­ KELLY PORTOLESE ington’s fast-paced play. the bench people did a super job,” pic mentor. Sports Writers “We’re a little tense because this is our first home game. Huntington she added. The Hoosicrs may not have looked that good against Louisville on is one of the better teams on our Last week, the Belles notched a Saturday, but don’t let that game fool you. Knight’s club is loaded The Saint Mary’s basketball team schedule, but I’m pleased with our season opening win over Siena with talent, starting with sophomore Olympian Steve Alford at guard fought an impressive battle before performance,” said Wood. Heights by the score of 75-70 in who will be looking to fill it up from the perimeter. On the inside, falling to Huntington College, 79-77, “We’re not handling the ball very Adrian, Mich. Knight has a bevy of big people who can go to the boards, led by 7-2 last night in overtime at the Angela well,” said Huntington Head Coach “I was well pleased with the per­ center Uwe Blab. Athletic Facility. The Belles were Freeman, after first-half competi­ formance of these young ladies, ” An added bonus in this game are some of the individual matchups. coming off a 75-70 road victory over tion. “We’re not playing very intel­ Wood said. “It was a good win. Siena First, there’s a battle of fiery redheads in the lane as Blab battles with the Siena Heights Saints in their season opener last week. lectually.” was much taller than we were but Irish center Tim Kempton. In the backcourt, many people are an­ The Belles showed determination we just seemed to have more ticipating a contest between freshmen David Rivers of Notre Dame Last season, Huntington College and strength in the final five minutes desire.” and Delray Brooks of Indiana, but another exciting matchup could placed second overall in the NALA of the game in their attempt to Despite the fact that their oppo­ exist between a pair of Hoosier natives as Alford takes on Scott Hicks. District Tournament. capture their first home win of the nents had three girls over the 6-foot Pick of the W eek... Swimming in November? Maybe in the South, However, the Belles’ team effort season. mark, the Belles jumped out to a but not in South Bend, you say? Well, guess again, folks, because the seemed to overcome this setback by “We played a great game, ” said quick 18-5 lead in the first four Notre Dame women’s swimming team plunges into its 1984-85 exhibiting consistency throughout senior forward Elaine Suess. “I don't minutes of the game. Siena Heights season this Friday at the Rockne Memorial Pool when it plays host to its entire showdown with Hunting feel like we lost. If we are playing then switched to a zone defense but the Notre Dame Relays at 7 p.m. ton. this well during our second game, Saint Mary’s was not intimidated and Coach Dennis Stark’s young team will be looking to defend its “It takes team effort and w e’ve got we are going to have a great season.” held on to a 42-39 advantage at the North Star Conference championship this season, but they will need it,” said head coach Marvin Wood. Some of her teammates hated to half. support from co-captains JoAnne Pearl and Venette Cochiolo. They “We played our game, and I like the lose in overtime by such a close In the second half, the Belles could also use some fan support, so go on down to the Rock Friday way we hung in there.” score, however. began to get into foul trouble and night and cheer the ladies on. Trailing by a 35-34 margin at the “They beat us by a lot last year. end of the first half, Saint Mary’s ap­ You hate to lose in overtime and in a see BELLES, page 9