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Vol. 27 No. 5 Number College s Student Newspaper Octobers, 1994 SAC RENEE DESJARDINS Staff Writer

The Students' Association Council (SAC) has voted to begin proceedings to remove president Nino D'Avolio and vice president Mark Berardo from office. Nine out of 11 SAC council- lors signed a petition calling for an emergency meeting last

Tuesday. At the meeting it was decided that a secret ballot vote by Number's student body would be held on October 13 at noon in Gym A to decide the fate of D'Avolio and Berardo. A two-thirds majority of the students who vote is needed to oust an executive of student government, according to the SAC constitution. No SAC executive has ever been removed from office for non-academic reasons. "People are finding out that An emergency meeting was held on Tuesday to decide the fate of SAC President Nino D'Avolio (right). Counciliors voted in they've been suckered," said favor of setting a date for a "special meeting" at which Number students wiji vote on the issue. photos by Robert ellidqe D'Avolio after the meeting. "This has nothing to do with an impeachment, this is not an council feel they've been an off-campus account. I haven't part to play in the petition. If student council no longer impeachment, it is a hidden duped. heard from Mark or Nino why "If you want a really good has a three-quarters majority in agenda. No discussion took place at they opened it. If they are not story, why don't you ask Rick favor of the executive's removal

D'Avolio said some of the Tuesday's emergency meeting. telling us about it, what does that (Bendera) and Maggie (Hobbs) at the first meeting, D'Avolio said council members signed the peti- "We put them in a spot of dis- mean? I find out everything their involvement," D'Avolio told the Oct. 13 vote would then be tion only to force open the lines closure, of non-confidence, but through the paper, rumor or the a Humber Et Cetera reporter. cancelled. of communication between they didn't defend themselves," administration. "Why don't you ask some of Rick Bendera, Dean of councillors and the SAC execu- said Ramsuchit, a Business divi- "I need to know every move these members of council why Student Life said, however, that tive. He said they were shocked sion representative. that is made. I need to know the they signed the petition," said calling an emergency meeting when Ramsuchit did not ask any "We've been at council for reasons behind the moves. I D'Avolio. for the purpose of either questions at the meeting. five months and we have done need to know why we're doing "Find out what impeachment "rescinding" or "reconsidering" Loreen Ramsuchit, the coun- nothing. The executive has done this," Ramsuchit said. "I need to is and see if they understood would be illegal. cil member who initiated the everything. There's a lot going on know who it is going to affect what they signed. "I'm questioning the authority petition, countered that "every- that I don't know about, and and how it is going to affect D'Avolio said he spoke to to call the meeting." Such an one knew what they were sign- there is no excuse for not know- them. Then I need to go and some council members after the action would have to take place ing. I explained to everyone in ing." speak to the 400 students I rep- meeting, and they were consider- at the next "regular" meeting, he " detail. She said council members resent ing changing their position. said. D'Avolio said, however, that were concerned about "secret Tuesday's meeting was the A second emergency meeting "I have not done anything "Some (council members) were dealings" on the part of the SAC first time any of the councillor's has been called — to take place wrong," said Berardo. "I do not lied to and some were misled ... executive and upset that concerns were brought to the before the general meeting for all know where they are coming they were told that this was a D'Avolio and Berardo were not attention of the executive, said students next Thursday — in from, I have not received any means of improving communica- reporting their activities to the full the SAC president. order to give SAC members the complaints. tion between myself and them. council. D'Avolio and Berardo sug- opportunity to vote again on the "It's a total shock, I don't even

Subsequently members of "I didn't even know there was gested the administration had a issue. know what I did." " ) " "

Humber Et Cetera Oct. 6. 1994 NCAVS EDITORS: Nicole Middelkamp and Ralph Tasgal 675-3111 ext. 4514 AIDS Kvalk brings out politicians DARREN SURETTE although the group has been in Staff Writer existence for the past eight years, their presence in the Black com- is just starting to Liberal M.P. Bill Graham said munity be known. his government is committed to legislating equal rights for St Louis said that, up until Canada's gays and lesbians at very recently, the black commu- Toronto's "From All Walks" nity was "living in denial" over fundraiser for AIDS. the presence of AIDS and homo- While speaking to a crowd of sexuality in their community. St over 15,000 people at the open- Louis said the Coalition's new- ing ceremonies, held Sunday found presence in the communi- October 2 at Nathan Phillips ty was largely due to their activi- ties with Caribana. Square . Graham said his govern- ment would present a bill in the "We handed out about House of Commons that would 10,000 condoms at Caribana," see Canada's Human Rights Act said St Louis. "At first, nobody amended. knew who we were, but now Straining to be heard over a they look for us along the booming round of applause, Caribana route. Graham said the proposed St Louis explained the black amendments would "effectively 15,000 people turned out to join the AIDS walkathon, held on Oct. 2. photo by darren surette community is still struggling to get move Canada's Human Rights their people to understand that vass support for her bid to that her success would ensure a Martin Fesht, of the Support code out of the 19th century", AIDS is not a gay disease. become Toronto's next mayor. gay positive voice at City Hall, Group for HIV Positive Straight and direct Canada towards a "People are getting the mes- Hall said that she had been a and that she would like to see an Males, said his group was started " more promising future. sage," said St Louis, but there's member of the New Democratic increase in AIDS funding and due to a need for a peer group Graham did not indicate when still a lot of work to be done". Party, but was running as an education efforts in Toronto. for "straight people who are HIV the bill would be tabled, but did The monetary goal for this independent, due to their failure Hall also said she would con- positive, but uncomfortable in a say that he, along with Justice year's walk was one million dol- to provide Ontario with equitable tinue to fight for an amended gay atmosphere." Fesht said his Minister Allan Rock, was petition- lars. At the end of the day, orga- human rights legislation. human rights code that would group is currently 50 members ing the members of the house to nizers announced the goal had Hall added that, the majority allow same-sex couples to enjoy strong and growing, both in make the amendments a reality been reached. Over the shouts of the current city government the same rights as heterosexuals, membership and credibility. in the ne.ar future. of a very excited and exhausted under June Rowlands had including the right to adopt chil- "We just got our first grant Toronto mayoralty candidate group of walkers and volunteers, "ducked the issue" of human dren. from the city," said Fesht "now Barbara Hall was also at the they thanked all those who par- rights, referring to the failure of Along with the political figures we can afford to have a part-time Square. Hall and her election ticipated and donated, and invit- Bill 69 at Queen's Park, and the who spent the day canvassing coordinator. committee were walking the 10 ed everyone to join Kyle Rae and city's lack of leadership, which the public and participants for Another growing group is the kilometer route as "sponsored Barbara Hall for a victory cele- she felt was necessary to influ- support, there was a virtual Black Coalition for AIDS walkers", but were also using the bration at Club Generations, a ence the success of the gay bill. menagerie of AIDS support Prevention. Cecilia St Louis, event as an opportunity to can- downtown Toronto gay-positive As for her mandate, Hall said groups in attendance. spokesperson for the group, said bar. Who are w^e anyway, you ask?

responsibility of beating, I mean, assisting Do I often pretend to have conversa- massage parlor employing the COST- those Journalism students a year behind, tions with imaginary people, you ask? RECOVERY PRINCIPLE. who are Humber Et Cetera reporters and whom we will one day probably be call- - Well no, not really, it's just a little How can you get published in

,.,LIKEITIS ing, "boss," so it's important to be nice to writing technique to . . . Humber Et Cetera, you ask? - them. You do so, you do it all the . . .

- I do not, now just shut up and . . . Essentially, there are two ways. You What do we do besides work on the - NEXT QUESTION PLEASE! probably have noticed that we have a RALPH TASGAL paper, you ask? new feature this year entitled. Head 2 In this section, we think up timely, Columnist Head. Good question. Reporters, for What is THE INTERNSHIP, you controversial issues, then get two people On this, the unique and auspicious instance, have a wide assortment of class- ask? to argue opposite points of view. occasion of Humber Et Cetera 's es, which they are required to attend and, If anyone is interested in suggesting a

fifth edition of the year, 1 felt it appropri- with any luck, pass. The internship is a concept where two topic and/or writing one side of an issue, ate to take some time to answer a few The most evil of these are the TV class- days a week, usually on Thursdays and feel free to give us a call at 675-3111 ext.

questions that may have come up about es, wherein a very mean man whom I Fridays, we final-year journalism students 4514. or come on down to the newsroom the newspaper in general and this col- won't mention specifically — but he is a offer our services to an outside newspa- {L231). umn, in particular. regular weekend TV star for the CBC and per, news agency, magazine, radio or The other way to get into the paper is

My thinking on this being that I might his name rhymes with Del Ksuji — television station. to write a "letter to the editor. be able to provide you, the reader, with a implores said reporters to GET A STORY From this experience, we glean real-life {Between you and me, your chances greater understanding of just what goes with, get this, a video camera. knowledge of what it's like to work in the of getting your letter published are pretty into putting this rag together (and certain- Thus directed, 67 eager journalism stu- real world, thereby adding a whole new good, owing to the laziness principle that

ly not that I was fresh out of ideas for a dents, scared only in the sense that dimension to our education and making states: the more stuff you write, the less column this week). they're terrified, their mouths agape, their us all the more attractive to prospective we have to.

brains focussed with automaton -like con- real employers who hopefully won't So if, for example, you were bothered Who works on Humber Et Cetera, centration to GET A STORY, fan out into require that we wear real paper hats when by the fact that out of SAC's latest budget you ask? the halls of Humber College, ready to we ask the customers if they would like of $676,254.00, the good people of stu- pounce on anyone or anything that would small or large fiies. dent government are spending $80.50 on

The school of Journalism does, of seem to qualify as A STORY, only to end As for myself, I have been placed in a academic awards; or that even though which there are two streams: a two-year, up — more often than not -^ interviewing large and credible and worldwide news SAC President Nino D'Avolio was elected and a three-year. In either stream's final the librarian. organization where I am regularly com- last spring in a landslide victory consisting year — the one I am in now, in case any- I myself did a hard-hitting investigative missioned with the large and credible and of 351 votes, more than half of Humber 's one was worried — those of us who piece on the Humber swimming pool last worldwide task of making sure I stay out student body is new this year — meaning aspire to one day work for such authorita- year. My angle: there was one. of everyone's way. Not that I'm bitter. that probably fewer than 200 people who tive newspapers as the New York Times, HA HA! WHAT FUN! Luckily though, I have this column are now Humber students ever cast a bal- the Toronto Star, the Beaver Bugle, or Then, those of us with enough talent thing going, enabling me to shed light on lot for D'Avolio . . . you might want to the National Enquirer, choose the "news- and brains — or in my case, record-set- many of today's pressing issues facing write in, air your complaint, and see it paper pathway," and presto, we become ting levels of pitifulness — are promoted Humber College, such as SAC north's lat- published all nice-like in Humber Et editors of Humber Et Cetera. into our final year, at which point we est revenue-generating scheme of turning Cetera. As editors, we have the all-important become eligible for THE INTERNSHIP. President Robert Gordon's office into a Not that I'm soliciting. " " "

Oct. 6, 1994 Humber Et Cetera

,'^". • Poor turnout . :?>: for SAC nominations

KEN COLLISON the seat. dure in Humber College more Staff Writer There were 45 election pack- fair, Mann suggested elections be ages picked up in total. held in September or October, the chief return- The deadline for nominations Dave Mann, rather than April. Then there ing officer said the nomination in the SAC byelection has come wouldn't be the problem of five people procedure "is a real concern . . . and gone, and only seven people going after one seat in a one suggestion is that the num- have sent in their election pack- particular school. SPECIAL ber (of signatures) be lowered. MEETING ages on time. There are 20 seats left that are Media Studies, Information "Maybe it should be lowered uncontested. These seats will Technology and Accounting to 10 people in your class or sec- have to be filled by appointment received one nomination each, tion as well as 10 in your OF from the executive, or from school," as to the SAC and each one will likely be opposed 50 required now. applications that have come in acclaimed (appointed to repre- There are 34 seats on council late. sent the school). There are two Students' Association "Since (last) Thursday night, in total. spaces still available in all three acclaimed we have received three election schools. Nine people were packages for Information The only business opening in April, when the president and Technology . . . it's up to SAC received four nominations. There vice president of SAC were voted in. what to do with these packages," will be an election on Oct. 12 says Mann. and 13 to determine who wins To make the election proce- Thursday October 13, 1994 12 noon in Gym A Four candidates running Humber College, North Campus for business rep

The Special Meeting is called to Derek Andrulat is a 23-year-old International Marketing student in his first year of the one year course. He's a University graduate and decide the question of removal from majored in philosophy. He says he's a good listener and likes to question people. office of; Nino D'AvoIio, Sac North "A lot of people are shy to voice their opinions, but I'm an outspoken ." person... I"ll do it President and Mark Berardo, SAC Andrulat has taught music for six years, and has played with bands for eight. His experience has helped him in dealing with groups, or one on one. North Vice President for the 1994/95 He has a problem with the level of technology in the business field. 'The College's mandate is to prepare people for the industry. We have to school year. arrange it so we have the latest technology." BY KEN COLLISON

Jeramy Thomas is a 22-year-old Marketing student in his first year at Humber College. He's had two years of both Universtiy and work experience. All fulltime fee paying stu- "I've had business experience which relates to the situation ," says Thomas. "I worked in an up end hotel in Toronto and have had very deli- dents of Humber College cate situations handled with guests... (which were) required to be handled diplomatically. This is Thomas' first year in the school so he's yet to see any problems. North Campus are entitled

"I'd like to make it an open forum.. and have students bring problems to me, ' he says. BY KEN COLLISON to one vote if he/she attends the meeting with a valid Joe Musa, a first-year Business Admininistration student is running in the SAC byelections because he wants better representation for business students. Student Card.

"My running has nothing to do with self-interest. It's for more representa- tion for the students of the school of business. Musa was president of Runnymede Collegiate Institute during his OAC year. "I think my experience as high school president helped me develop a

knowledge of student needs and student life. "I think that it's most important for the majority of business students to know who their rep. is" he says. BY CHRIS FELL

Conroy Thompson says if he's elected business rep, he'll work to communicate more openly with students. "There needs to be an open line of communication with students and myself" says Thompson. "I will have a positive attitude towards all issues that nnay come about. I'm not close-minded. Thompson was elected class rep. in grades 12 and 13 at Marc Gameau High School. He also represented first-year students during his first-year at Ryerson Polytechnical Institute, where he was taking Industrial Engineering.

"As a first-year student I'm looking from a first-year perspective. I can share new ideas with the council" he says. BY CHRIS FELL "

zm Humber Et Cetera Oct. 6, 1994 News Faculty to vote Ex Neo-Nazi reveals tactics on pension plan Former Heritage front member speaks at U of T Ontario Municipal Employees said Hategan. rather they are focusing on DORiS BEDUH Retirement System (OMERS) TIM BINGHAM-WALLIS babies," ANDREW PALAMARCHUK has been managing the CAAT JOHN LEPP Before leaving the Front, recmiting youth and higher edu- Staff Writers pension plan which has assets of Hategan said she spied on the cated college students. Staff Writers billion over $2.2 and 18,000 organization for an anti-racist "You allowed the playing field members. group. all to me" said Cochran A new proposal to the of its lack of Because power, Members of a white power Since she left the Front. "because you did not think I College pension plan could some members think CAAT group "got to heaven" by killing Hategan has been continually on could string three words together have long term economic conse- is not taking advantage OMERS people, Floyd Cochran told an the move. Friday night was only quences and there is fear it may of the investment opportunities without referring to a dictionary. 1 audience at the University of the second time she had been be passed by a small minority available, thus, not maximizing was ignorant not illiterate!" Toronto on Friday night. seen in public in over a year. who will gain an immediate ben- the return on inveshment. "In the Heritage Front" added "We had a point system," said Cochran quit the Aryan efit plan from the proposed Ron Martin, union chair of of the Cochran, "one for a Jew, two for Nations two years prior to Hategan "most younger changes. the CAAT Pension Committee a race traitor...". Cochran is an Hategan's departure from the people came from typical subur- College employees will vote said "in pecking order of impor- ex-member of the Aryan Nations Front. He left after learning his ban homes, with two parents, on the proposed changes to the tarice to the people who run — a fanatical white power orga- son — who was bom with a cleft they were pretty much middle College of Applied Arts and Ontario,... the colleges are nization — and former pastor of palate — would be killed in order class. Technology (CAAT) pension about number four. So from to preserve a pure Aryan gene the Christian Identity Church. In regards to plan on October 12. that point of view, we're not ter- CSIS informant Cochran, and Elisse Hategan pool. Changes to the retirement ribly meaningful." Grant Bristow and his connec- — a former member of the Neo- Under close security, courtesy plan would provide pension Newman says what hasn't tion to the Hertiage Front, the of Anti-Racist mili- benefits reduction in Nazi Heritage Front — joined a Action — a such as a been brought up is the average speakers stressed that the author- slate of Anti-Racist activists, to tant movement of street activists the penalty of early retirement, young employes will be paying ities Canadians trust , may not be outline the recruit- — the speakers attempted to inflation protection and benefits higher rates in the future. stmcture and make the 200 members of the as oblivious to the activities of for terminally ill members. "I fear for those younger ing tactics of locally organised audience more aware of the hate groups as they lead us to Members over 55 who want members who have not been hate groups. Heritage Front and Aryan believe, and may be supporting to retire soon, but have not met well informed and will pay the Hategan left the Heritage Nations recruiting tactics. the pensionable service require- price in the future,'* he said. Front after questioning her role them in a number of ways. ments and find the penalty too The speakers refuted the com- Newman said he is also con- as a *baby machine'. Check out next week's drastic, would benefit from the cerned these changes could be "They wanted me to go out mon misconception that hate issue for more informa- proposed changes said Ron passed by a small group of peo- with guys in the organization and groups focus on homeless and pension tion on this event! Newman, Humber's ple who derive an immediate have lots and lots of Aryan under-educated individuals. benefits manager.' benefii from \Ue changes "If you look at me in terms of because the majority of the what was presented, i really members have not been well' have no choice but to vote yes informed. The "old timGrs"::t?ia^i!e; because there is a huge benefit no need to be concerned about in it for he said. me." tlie long range consequences of admits there are Newman the new plan, "It's going to be a drawbacks to the proposal. He close vote," he said. inflation protection will says In order for the now changes benefit members who have long to be passed, 60'?'() of tliose vot- pensionable service a short and ing must vote in favor of the period before retiring. proposed plans. However, members with "lit- Maureen Wall, head of the tle or no pTe-1991 pensionable faculty union says she thinks the service and have a long way to proposed changes would be go to retirement would lose out very beneficial to faculty. "I because there is not sufficient would be encouraging ray mem- funds to pay inflation protection ." bers to support it in the reserves. I believe the Humber's Board of cost of pension contributions Governors is expecitid to vote wOl go up if these plan Improve- on the proposed changes ments are passed," he said. by November. Former Heritage Front member, Elisse Hategan, spoke at U of T. photo by lorrie kralka For the past 25 years, the

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JENNIFER HARRISON the summer months. The emer- Applications to attend one year longer in their lifetime." ments during the traditional fall- gence of year-round high schools Humber have been at an all-time Hook also points out more to-spring session. Staff Writer in Ontario could mean a push high the past few years. The mature students will be attracted Hook admits this year-round towards a similar system for col- Hospitality, Arena Management to the college. The summer Can you imagine your acade- system does have its drawbacks leges. and Travel and Tourism pro- might bring holidays or lighter mic life without the long, hot for the faculty. Many are con- High schools in London, grams have been offering courses personal commitment and there- weeks of summer? Without the cerned about their summer holi- Ontario will soon be dealing with in the summer. Barbara fore, the chance to attend days you spend working, playing days being a thing of the past. this reality. The City of London McGregor, the head of the Travel Humber. The expanded sched- and generally not going to Hook adds, "The faculty feel Board of Education is planning and Tourism department, says ule could benefit Humber's school? they're working at their limit with to open Ontario's first year-round her students enjoy the chance to International Exchange programs Vice-President of Instruction, schools in July of 1996. take courses in the summer. as well. the college having more and Richard Hook, believes "with a The new system combines 'They love it. All the students Barbara McGregor's summer more students with less and less passion" the limited number of two or more groups of students who've taken it, love it," money." courses Humber offers in the faculty is all part-time and, she attending the same school on McGregor said. summer months should be says, happy with the chance to Does the future hold this kind staggered schedules. Classes run Both Hook and McGregor expanded. add more hours of work by of system for Humber? If it's up throughout the year, including agree this system holds a definite "We have this air-conditioned teaching throughout the summer. to Hook, yes. the summer, with many three- benefit for the students. That is building here and we owe it to There are administrative and "It is our responsibility to the week breaks. the chance to graduate — and the taxpayer to utilize it to its management opportunities to be students and the taxpayers to be The system has been accepted start earning money — earlier. fullest," Hook said. had as well. Like the students, as flexible as possible and to uti- by the London board to deal "I see it as a $50,000 per year is an advocate of Hook open- lize all the resources available to with the problems of overcrowd- gift to every student," Hook said, faculty could be given opportuni- ing the college for more use in ing and overpopulation. "They start earning a wage for ties for holidays or other commit- us," he said.

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It's in your hands

This week, 9 of 11 members of SAC sigmeH a petition to set in motion the process to remove President Nino D'Avolio and \f\ce. President Mark Berardo from office. Good for them. On Thursday October 13, all Humber students will be eligible to vote in a secret ballot to determine once-and-for-ali the fate of D'Avolio and Berardo, A two thirds majority is required to force them from office. The councillors' reasons for signing the petition were two-fold. 1) Th'^" complained they have not been consulted or kept Informed of virtually all of the SAC executive's dealings in the five months this student government has been In power, 2) They expressed concern that the executive s spending has been both excessive and dubious. The councillors are right on both counts. One of D'Avolio's first moves as SAC president last spring was to fire the Activities Coordinator, Thirty six per cent of the job description for this position — according to petition initiator, Loreen Ramsuchit — is to direct the work of the councillors. In eliminating this job, the SAC executive has effectively left its

councillors in the lurch, and demonstrated that it cares little what work they do. In terms of the executive's financial dealings, consider some of the developments Ln the last month alone: • A $7,500 cheque — to buy a computer for SAC employee Daniel St Aubin — had been frozen. • An external audit has been called in by the administration to investigate SAC's finances.

• ft was confirmed that the SAC executive has entered into two separate contracts with Unitel, a long distance phone company: one signed by D'Avolio and the other by St, Aubin. his executive assistant; neither were authorized by Vice President of Finance, Chris Gory These are the documented cases;other allegations have been made.

On Oct. 13, you, the sludenls, have to decide if this is the kind of student government you want represerUing you.

It's in your hands. Shamefiil ruUng Letters to the Editor Letters to the Editor: The recent decision by the Supreme Court of Canada that drunk- She "cringed ' when she Humber Et Cetera enness can legally be used as a defence for rape, is as unforgivable as the crime itself. read her letter welcomes letters to Does this conclusion (brought about by a 6-3 vote in the Court) mean, that once people are intoxicated, they are exempt from the the Editor. Please existing laws of society {or shall we say sobriety)? To the Editor: published it in the first place. I

Does this mean that after a night of many drinks, one is no longer Re: My letter in last week's cringed when I read it. include your held accountable for his/her actions, regardless of the harm caused paper about scalping. to name, program, others? Basically I think your paper Yours truly again, The timing of this ruling is a testament to the ignorance and gall scalped my letter so that it was Janice Young student number of those who supported it Combine two of the lowest aspects of any totally incoherent. I was mortified Media Copywritng community, a drunk driver with a rapist and give them a larger that it as published in such a and signature. We avenue to breeze through in court. choppy, nonsensical manner. All Editor's Note: as stated on the Of course, this ground breaking decision does have its limits To reserve the right to succeed, an accused would have to "demonstrate that they were in the pertinent facts were erased. editorial page, this newspaper such an extreme degree of intoxication they were in a state akin to My story did not come through reserves the right to edit all let- edit all letters for

automatism or insaiVity"', at all. I understand that for the ters for length. The letter printed Logically, this that other defendants, like drunk drivers, length. If the letter means sake of space editing is a necessi- in last week's issue was originally shouldn't be as harshly punished for their crime, as they were too ty, but surely not to the point of seven pages. Therefore, it was is libelous, sexist, intoxicated to know what they were doing. Or, for that matter, any- absurdity. If you thought my let- necessary to edit the letter for one who commits a crime while "under the influence" should be ter was too long to publish and space. racist or discrimi- given some lee way. make sense, you shouldn't have The bottom line is more rights for the offender and less for the natory in any way, victim The implication here is that a rape victim doesn't suffer aS;:

much if their attacker is an aggressive drunk. (Our condolences it will not be print- Miss., but hey, he was hammered!) While the the goal of this ruling is a mystery, apart pertiaps, from ed. If you have a

pleasing some "fell triar defence lawyers, it leaves several inconsis- story idea you feel tencies in the laws we have to follow. riC3,Cl Z JrlG3,Cl is a weekly face off fea- Are we to show mercy on drunks? Are they temporarily Insane? would be of inter- Do they have no evil intent? turing the opinions of people who feel strongly As of Wednesday, the Provincial Government was looking at try- feel about certain issues. The opposing views are est, please free ing to ovealde the impact of the ruling. In other words wasting time fighting a mling that should never have even been an issue. Buried invited guests. However, should you feel strongly to come into the ber>eath the piles of legal terms that are obviously clouding some- one's perception of right and wrong, there arc some truths *^^i have about any subject, and would like to duke it out newsroom L231. to emerge on our page, please drop by our newsroom A drunk is still a drunk and a rapist is still a rapist. A victim? A vic- lim is $til) the loser. L231. -

Oct 6, 1994 Humber Et Cetera

Should society hold the oT^ners of aggressive dogs responsible for their actions?

ability to reason like most ten until the next such attack

humans can. A dog is not preju- makes headlines in the news. diced to its instincts. They can- There are criminal law prece- not decipher between a small Yes dents where dog owners have child or a 2001b. man. If a dog is been found guilty of deliberately No provoked, whether it be by sim- using their dogs to carry out ply smelling fear or by being criminal assault. The time is long

approached, it will react - inde- overdue for such owners to face TERESA BLANKING pendent of its owner. All it MICHAEL O'SULLIVAN harsher penalties for their reck- Guest Columnist knows is that you are a potential Guest Columnist less or careless behavior which enemy or threat to its territory or endangers humans and animals. The question many debate to itself. 1 realize there have been Twenty years ago, it was For the dog, his only real is whether or not we as many attaclcs by dogs that have the snarling German crime is that after several thou- pet owners are responsible for been seemingly unprovoked and Michael Glenn Shepherd who could suddenly sand years of living with our animals' behavior. For me, have unfortunately been on Lan InstaHatlon become a menacing rogue dog. humans, he still is by nature a the problem with this issue small children. However, an ani- An outgoing, normally obedient pack animal and continues to "If 1 got bitten by a dog. begins with the question. It's mal cannot reason. And the member of the household gone regard one of us as he would through our arrogance that we point still remains, that a dog is 1 would blame the bad. But, even his aggressive another dog. feel that we own and control an animal. owner, I would sue the behavior was soon overshad- Having said that, once a dog anything. Of course when we Furthermore, just because owed by the sleek and deadly exhibits antisocial behavior can it a owner.'' decide to have a dog in our dog has an "owner", doesn't Doberman with his fiery eyes be reversed or controlled

homes we accept the obvious mean that the owner is responsi- and lean hungry look Possibly. Are there risks in cer-

responsibilities that go along ble for all its actions. It is through However, not soon after, nei- tain cases? Absolutely. with providing for our pet. our own arrogance and igno- ther dog could compare with the Inevitably, some dogs will have Food, water, shelter exercise rance that we feel We have com- dark brooding behavior of the to be destroyed because the and love. However, in terms of pletely domesticated certain ani- shaggy and ferocious Bouvler damage has already been done. being responsible for our dog's mals and have control over their which burst onto the scene. But In Ontario, the Dog Owners

actions, how can we be respon- actions. It is through a false still he was no match for the Liability Act has provisions to sible for something we ultimately sense of superiority that we feel renowned and tenacious savage examine the circumstances of have no control over? we are above the animals, that ness of the American Pit Bull the attack, and attempts to We as a society seem to for- we have the ability to set the Terrier who just didn't know weigh the severity against the that get a dog is an animal . precedence for their behavior, when to quit. likelihood of a repeat perfor- Nathan Penny You can never completely whether right or wrong. And today, the purposeful mance. Admittedly, it is much domesticate an animal. Animals Perhaps, the dog is human's Gen. Arts & Sciences and relentless bounding leaps of more progressive for both act on best friend. ''Yes. If you have a dog the Rotweiller humans and instincts, and if They have put strike fear into animals than its "Owners cannot and don't train it, then "Society has more they feel up with our the hearts of draconian pre- threatened you shouldn't deserve to or be responsible complete society. Notice to fear from the decessor, the provoked they attempt at con- have one." a pattern Vicious Dogs will attack, in trolling developing Act. for their dog their irresponsible dog no way am I lives. Sit, stay, here? However, it suggesting that roll over. There is still stops short animal sensing danger Through the nothing funny owner who either of prohibiting a instincts are a process of evo- at all about person from defence for a or fear. A dog lution, it is only dogs biting, through stupidity owning a dog brutal attack the human maiming or for a reasonable on a person. doesn't have the community who even killing and carelessness period of time. What I am can voice our young children Dogs have a saying is that a ability to reason fears ... our psy- and adults. permits such special trusting dog has a chosis is evi- However, the relationship with mind, and not like most dent. The dog, real truth of tragedies to take people and are unlike on the other the matter is an integral part humans, some hand, cannot that society of our society. humans can." Jim Little place." traits are express its fears has more to. They deserve Gen. Arts Sciences hereditary and in actuality, can't through words, their chemical & fear from the irresponsible dog much better from us. be controlled. imbalances cannot be detected "It's not really fair for a owner who either through stu- Although I have worked with Many of our existing breeds through psychoanalysis. In pidity and carelessness permits other a little kid to get mauled dogs and animals for over of dogs have been created by us society where men and women such tragedies to take place — two decades, been bitten more by a dog that's on a through controlled breeding. are. for the most part, protected or even worse by macho design, times than I care to remember, Once again an example of what and controlled by governments, leash, but the owner thrives on the ego boost he gets and can usually recognize and happens when humans interfere religions, and 'unions', we take can't control their dog/' from walking a loaded gun at avoid dog bites — this knowl- with nature. How can we blame for granted the privileges that go the end of a leash. edge confers no special protec- a few owners for the actions of along with life as a human Behind every single serious tion for my four year old son. their pets when we as a society being. dog attack, you will find one of My son is still as vulnerable as initially created those breeds for The so called 'domesticated' these owners. And how does every child to the careless or the aggressive behavior, and now animal, the .dog, is one animal society respond? Not by forcing reckless behavior of an irrespon- continue to breed them, expect- that has been forced to live quite the owners to face the same sible pet owner. I believe that ing that we have completely closely with us in our domains kinds of heavy criminal atid civil the time has come for society to bred out those aggressive ten- under our rules. We owe it to liabilities levied against say a embrace zero tolerance for the dencies. I think it's about time them not to forget their history. drunk or careless driver who vicious owners of dogs, because we accept that the blame lies To remember that they act on uses his car to maim or kill. Not it is the owners that really men- with the breeders of the past and instincts and that they are not by prohibiting an owner from ace society. We ought to begin of course the rest of society only an extension of our families having custody or control of ani- developing humane solutions today who don't respect that a but animals in their own right. mal for say a period five Steve Morton of years which could prevent many of dog is an animal. Not all dogs Teresa Blanking is a free- or in serious cases for life. these terrible tragedies from ever Electronics Technician answer to the name "Fluffy", are lance photographer and dog No, instead, society at large taking place. the size of a shitzsu and have the owner in Toronto, "It's up to them to train demands the offending dog be Michael O 'Sullivan is the personality of Bambi! destroyed, that the animal. If they can't we make the Executive director of the Owners cannot be responsi- appropriate noises for the Humane Society of Canada. control their dog ble for their dog sensing danger own human victim involved, and fear. or A dog doesn't have the liiey shouldn't have onc^'' then the matter is quickly forgot- Humber Et Cetera Oct. 6, 1994

^o?^: Opinions NEWS Condom scare Much ado about nothing in Etobicoke Moses, 1 think we have been patient enough.,. give us some new VJs. are still advised to destroy them. And, Mr Znaimer, if you're listening, I'm not — DIXIE CALWELL Opininon Editor "Throw out any condoms that **In my opinion..." nor am ! watching. Get rid of Steve Anthony and were in the key chains," said Ziggy before I need a walker and bifocals to Hylton. Students can also return A bad batch of condoms dis- punch Much, They were good five years ago, but them to the Health Department. tributed in Etobicoke could have that was 1989, and I'm bored! Spoken like a true Hylton fallen into the hands of some said that the condoms Xer. have the potential to burst and GILLES SUETENS Humber students. That's not to say that all of Much is a complete therefore be ineffective, however Entertainment Editor According to a press release "in an loss. Their show The Real Deal tackles youth issued by the Etobicoke Board of ordinary sexual relation- Music is in dire need of a face-lift. The Much issues very poignantly. The Wedge is very well Health, condoms labeled Tro- ship it shouldn't be a problem," saggy-eyed all video channel hasn't done she said. put together with Simon Evans making his brief Tex Supreme, Double One anything new since their inception. The only thing SAC Vice-President Mark — but welcome — half hour shift a day, with the Condoms (batch #44GBG new is the videos — and even they get old within Berardo said that he was told by exception of City Limits on the weekend. 30704) and Deluxe a Metro a week. Condoms (lot Councillor But for every positive there is a negative, "Throw out of the evils that exists on Much is their not to act on the One Much's worthless shows include X-Tendamix, #44GBG 40702) problem because it human resources department. It's as if they've have not complied with Master T and that lame talking keyboard; any was still unofficial. been on vacation for the past six years. Sure they with the require- Life On Venus Ave. with Ziggy who makes However, in a have brought us some new faces — Teresa ments under labeling Madonna look like Oscar material; and last, but condoms and testing press release issued Roncon and Simon Evans — hut they seem to before definitely not least. Is Electric Circus, with every to sale. Health Services at have forgotten that old adage "out with the old, in that were in loser in Toronto gyrating to the same songs each Humber, the Health ' Humber students with the new week with the least amount of clothing possible. were given the con- the key Board warned of the Despite Roncon 's and Evans" debuts on Much, ineffectiveness of the Don't these people have mirrors in their homes::' doms in key chains they have always kept Steve Anthony, Ziggy and condoms. Maybe Much will improve with the depar- handed out by chains." Erica Ehm — who is finally in her last month at SAC was not told ture of the [divine Miss f-^hm Perhaps they Student's of the Much, after what feels like forever ' Association Sonia Hylton, problem until will replace her with a new, younger VJ, Council Please, no more Ehm TV! (SAC). Nursing Supervisor a few weeks after What it all boils down to is that I am fed up of the key chains were Whereas,

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ALVAREZ, ZULIMA DINGLASAN, MICHAEL MARINO, SERGIO PODBIELSKA, ISABELLA FREITAS ANDRADE, MARTA ELLIS, KATHLEEN MARRHOFF, TANYA LYN PRUCHNICKI, TOMASZ ARAB, KHALI D MOHAMED FEMIA, JOSEPH MATTHEWS, NICOLE PURDY, DAVID SAMUEL ARSENAULT, CHRISTOPHER JO FINN, TARA ELLEN MAY. ADAM DAVID -ZALMONS, RONALD BARBUZZI, ANTONIO ROSSI GAGLIARDI, VINCE MCCULLOUGH, CAMERON DAVID RUSSELL, ROB BAYLEY, STEVEN DOUGLAS GALLO, GRAZIELLA J MCINNIS, PATTY IRENE PADMAWATIE BECIC, JACKIE GABRIELLE SAHADEO, GEORGE, MELISSA JOANNE MILLER, DAVID SAMIS, TARA LYNN BEDI , MANDEEP S GORMAN, SARAH MISTRY, NILESH THAKORBHAI JOE BELTRAN, ADRIAN D SARACENO, GOVER, ADAM WILLIAM MORGAN, ALYSON JANE SHEEKEY, TODD BORG, IVAN ANTHONY GRANT, SCOTT WARREN MUSTAFA, SAMIR SIDHU, SUKHWINDER KAUR BROWN, CANDICE LYANNE GREIG, CAMERON JAMES MYERS, TARA MARIE MICHAEL JOSHUA CAMPOVERDE, PIERRE ELLIOT SILVER, GREWAL, SURINDERPAL SINGH NANU, ADRIAN SIRIANNI, VALENTINO CAPLAN, DANNY NIR GRODZICRI, DARIUSZ NEWMARCH, KYLE MICHAEL VINCE BRIAN WILLIAM SPINA, PAUL CAPPELLARO, GUREYE, AHMED ALI O'HARA, CHRIS MICHAEL GERMAIN, MARC ROLAND CARNOVALE, ANGIE MARIE ST HESLOP, GERALD BERNARD OVEREND, DANIEL GEORGE STACK, DIANE JACQUELINE CHIU, JILL YU-MING HORNER, MICHELLE DAWN PALADINO, CHRISTINA MARIE GIULIA SZABO, VICTOR CIAVOLIELLO, IVANKOVIC, ZIZI ZANINA PARAS I LI TI, ENZA ANASTASIOS CORRADINA TENTOGLOU, CICCIARELLA, JUSSILA, LEANNE MARIE PAUZE, CHRISTA LYNN THOMAS, JEREMY CHRI STOPHE COLANTONIO, DANIELE KEW, BARBARA PERNAR, ROBERT TOMASELLI , SANTINA SANDRA COLLI SON, KENNETH DORNE KISSOON, RAYMOND TULSIRAM PERRELLA, MICHAEL A MARTHA JOHN TOTH, CONNOLLY, COREY KREUZER, VANESSA ANN PERRICONE, CARMELO TRANG, SUM NHAN CUTHBERT, ADAM THOMAS KUARSINGH, OLIVER JOHAN PETRI LLO, DOMENIC DENISE AURTHERINE ALBERT TURNER, DAVIDSON, SCOTT LANCASTER, LES WALTER PETTI CREW, TRACY LYNN •. VAIL, TRACEY DENIS DEBOER, PAUL DANIEL MACDONALD, SCOTT PIGHIN, JEFF ALLEN XIROGIANNIS, DIMITRA EVA DIANE DECKERT, MAILVAGANAM, CHANDRANESAN PILARSKI, TOM ZHU, GUANG " " " ' " , "

Oct. 6, 1994 Humber Et Cetera

tIN I cK I AIIN/VV £DiTORS: .075^3111 smi\» Uc^miimm m4 0M«« $a0iM«ii^ . . , ^. ext4$14 CBC welcomes crow^ds with open arms

LISA WEIR think we'd at least match that if elevator that brought the public Orser skating special was set up smaller and tighter," said

Staff Writer not better it. and the reality of the CBC to show what the carpenters do. Gertsakis. "On TV it looks a lot Saturday's open house at the together Saturday and Sunday. Those interested were also larger. to the streets of taken a to It was more than a chance to CBC flooded on "We've few thousand invited tour the home of "To see everybody come

see sets, studios, and anchors. It Toronto. Traffic was blocked on on the elevator ... We take about Midday, The National, the set through and by the time they get was a blast of reality proving to John, between Front and 60 people every five minutes. of Prime Time News, and the to us they've been either down- the public that news doesn't just Wellington from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. We're going down to the can^en- radio drama studio. stairs or upstairs and they're just happen. Saturday and 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. try shop where they build all the On the tenth floor of the absolutely amazed about what The Canadian Broadcasting Sunday. While waiting to start sets. The idea is they build them building spectators could freely goes into television production Corporation Centre's first open the tour, peo- roam and radio production... a lot of think just house was an invitation to cele- ple sipped on through people news happens , brate CBC's new found unity. coffee and Side but in fact its a major produc- For the first time thousands were devoured the Ef f e ct s tion," said Jacquie Perrin the able to gather under one roof to hotdogs and Rita and host of Market Place. absorb each of the elements that hamburgers Friends, If the CBC open house does make up the CBC. sold on the and The not become an annual event it

"This is the first time CBC's all street. Royal may be held every second year been in one place. CBC used to Lineups to Canadian due to this year's success said be spread through 26 different enter the Air Farce Perrin. CBC building studios. "The building really belongs to buildings in Toronto, " said Bob Conroy, a key organizer who moved in no Rita and the people. This is their building helped make the open house a time. Friends is a and we want people to see success. Organizers new variety where we work and what we do "' Conroy said the event was an talked to the show star- to put out these shows.

all network effort. people wait- ring Rita Anna Gecan, a producer on "People have been working ing to begin McNeil and the magazine side of the CBC tour. that on it for about two and a half the Side Prime Time News also said months. This is something that "You're at Effects is a as a public broadcaster it is has been done in the CBC your own hospital CBC's goal to open up to the around the country for many pace. There drama also public. After the open house she many years," he said. "We didn't are people all along the way in the basement and then they airing this fall. predicts that people will feel clos- know what to expect, but it's wearing CBC open house shirts take them up to the studio in the Michael Gertsakis said he er to the CBC. been very very steady. They ... follow them, ask them ques- elevator," Bill Atkinson, the came to the open house because "I think the idea of having an were saying that they hope to get tions, they'll make sure you have director of finance, told the peo- he has a lot of respect for the open house was to allow the around 20 (thousand) when we a great time when you're around ple filing into the elevator. CBC. public to come in and see what first started planning, but I know the tour," said Pat McCann, an In the carpentry department, Gertsakis said that the TV stu- we do, see how their money is TVO had one of these a few event volunteer from CBC's props, sets, large scenic drops dios looked different in real life spent and to demystify the weeks ago and they supposedly communications department. and special effects were on dis- than on TV process a little. It the got 35, 000 people ... I would was John Street external play. A set used on the Brian "Actually in real life it's much Sleeping through Sleep With Me

SHANNON ARMSTRONG the movie is missing (like the plot). bullshitting. The talented actors and actresses in the Staff Writer Sleep With Me revolves around three Frank: "No you can't. That's why I film include Joey Lauren Adams (accredit- friends, Sarah (Meg Tilly - The Big Chill), always beat you at poker. ed with taking Bud Bundy's virginity on Joseph (Eric Stoltz - Mask, The Fly II) It's right after this interchange that Sleep With Me is a comedy of errors, Married With Children), Dean Cameron and Frank (Craig Sheffer - Fire In in more ways than one. The Joseph proposes to Sarah with a ring from (Men at Work). Todd Field (Gross Sky, The Program). Their lives are Written by six different writers, each mud- a gumball machine. This is where the Anatomy), Thomas Gibson (who current- dled with lies, infidelity, moral obligation trio's taking a scene portraying a different social relationship takes a turn for the ly stars in the new television medical and deception (and this is before the worse. is event. Sleep With Me could be classified Frank comes to realize that he in drama Chicago Hope), and June movie is even half over). as an 86 minute mistake (not to mention a love with Sarah, and that he won't give Lockhart (yes, the one fi-om that old relic The movie with in waste of eight bucks). None of the six seg- opens the three a her up without a fight, even after she's Lost In Space). beat up, old convertible, ments are particularly well written {or contemplating married. You've got to hand it to Quentin the origins of Frank's acted for that matter), with the transitions name. Over the course of the six social gather- Tarantino (writer and director of Joseph: "Let between the scenes dreadfully apparent. me just get this straight, ings, Frank pursues Sarah with an undeni- Reservoir Dogs and True Romance), you re telling me that your mother had able passion. Watching this movie is definitely a chal- who made a side-splitting cameo as Sid, sexual lenge considering you'd swear some of intercourse with Frank Sinatra. It all begins at Sarah and Joseph's wed- the geek at Duane's 'coming out' party. And that's ding rehearsal. Sarah and Frank take a His hilarious overview of the movie Top why your walk together after Joseph drinks himself Gun is the audience's reward for putting name is into a vomitous stupor. Somewhere along up with Sleep With Me's lack of plot Frank. the beach she confesses her one time All in all the movie does have its Frank: intention to pursue him after she and admirable qualities, there was Craig "That's right' Joseph had broken up years before. This Shaffer's attempt at facial hair, Meg Tilly's Joseph: of course gives Frank some hope for the attempt at acting, Eric Stoltz's obvious "And your future. attempt at pretentious '60s hair and the father?" From this point on, the movie takes movie theatre's attempt at food. Frank: "He unpredictable twists and turns, from the never slept dinner party at Frank's apartment (where

with Sinatra, it Joseph remembers his birth experience as was just my a big sexual awakening—likening himself

mother. to a big, giant well ... y'know), to the get Joseph: together at Nigel's house, to the party at "You know, I Duane's house where the film really gets Craig Sheffor, Meg Tilly and Eric Stoltz are in a twisted love tri- can always tell annoying (not that It hasn't been annoying angle in Sleep With Me. courtesy photo from mgm when you're from the beginning). "

fjHumber Et Cetera Oct. 6, 1904 TERTAINM Paula Cole mystifies Toronto Former Peter Gabriel back-up singer goes on tour as solo artist

from a burning candle. The lush, MICHAEL MILLER angelic tones of Cole's voice are Staff Writer married perfectly with the dark- ness of her lyrics. Her emotional appeal on "1 She toured with Peter Gabriel Am So Ordinary", the first single, last year and stole the spotlight kept even the consummate from the Counting Crows during schmoozer away from the free Toronto appearance in August. a bar. And last Tuesday Paula Cole was She finished the evening on a back in town to impress a few campy note, with a version Dolly more people. Parton's "Jolene '. A tribute. Cole The Boston-area vocalist was said, to one of the few records showcasing selections from her she had in the house as a child. debut album, Harbinger, at Much of Harbinger is a plain- Ultrasound before approximately spoken tale of growing up in a 100 music industry and media small town (Rockport, Mass), of types. unrequited love, dysfunctional Cole said she received a mes- families and dreams. Stories Cole sage on her answering machine tells with intense emotion and from Gabriel telling her he'd refreshing sincerity. heard her sing and wanted her to She does stray into more join him on tour. The 26-year- political realms on occasion, old replaced Sinead O'Connor as though, attacking racism on his duet/back-up singer on his "Hitler's Brothers", and defend- world tour last year. ing interracial relationships on Cole said working with Gabriel "Chiaroscuro" — a metaphorical was an education for her. Both title meaning the relationship marvelling at the scope of the between darkness and light in a legend's stage production and painting — among others. "even watching how he handles Regardless of the subject mat- being a star." A title the young ter. Cole beckons you into her singer seems certain to achieve. The spellbinding Paula Cole captivates her audience at Ultrasound photo by michael miller soul and makes you feel what When her fragile-looking she is savina. the stage at the exactly what they got. For 45 moment and obnoxious the next, Gebou. The crooner herself frame took It may be premature, but this she to minutes she turned the cav- the singer said. played the clarinet for one song Warehouse was known young songstress seems destined in only ernous venue into an intimate She enjoyed touring with the and, at one point, stomped on an most attendance as one to inherit the crown that has of opening acts for the cafe, while she sang to a few Counting Crows more than up-turned cooking tray brought ' two been worn by the likes of Safafi friends. Gabriel, she admitted. "It was to emulate the sound of a venti- Counting Crows. McLaughlin, Annie Lennox and The last thing the sold-out Her performance, for many, like a bunch of friends hanging lation duct in her rehearsal stu- Joni Mitchell over the years. crowd expected to hear from the even made up for the less-than- out together. " Cole knows Adam dio. unimposing woman on stage was stellar set by the headliners that Duritz, lead singer for the The trio held the crowd spell- HCotemRaUng: an explosion of emotion that followed. Counting Crows, from time she bound for nearly an hour, which in would fill the aptly named Cole said she's always been spent San Francisco. included two standing ovations "a dichotomy of two people," Cole was joined at Ultrasound and one encore. Warehouse with a voice that Vfc**'' V,,*!*' '•^„f^ V-^^ sx seemed to tran.scend the limited and that surprises a lot of people. last week by her guitarist, Jerry Cole's haunting lyrics dripped sound equipment. But that is She can be shy and demure one Leonard and percussionist Eric from her tongue like hot wax {OtilofS)

The Newport Jazz Festival celebrates 40 years Let the music do the talkin' as the Jazz Festival tackles Toronto

SORAYA SENOSIER The new lineup also features seasoned and well- society is hoping that the hall will be filled to capacity Staff Writer known musicians. The lineup includes trumpeter Tom and to ensure that, they have added $12 seats for stu- Harrell who was featured on the legendary Bill Evans dents who have an appreciation for jazz and are low on final album We Will Meet Again. Also featured will be funds. fall settles in, Toronto jazz lovers might have the As Clark Terry who is known as "America's #1 jazz educa- "We're hoping that many people get to experience urge to retreat to their houses with a good collection tor". Terry has worked with the likes of Count Basie and this, since it is the granddaddy of festivals and the of CDs and crawl back out when summer returns. The was an influence to the late jazz genius Miles Davis. Canadian premiere," said Barb McCullough director of Toronto Downtown Jazz Society has come up with the However, Terry is mainly known for his eight years as a marketing and communication for the Toronto Jazz perfect remedy. featured soloist for the Duke Ellington Orchestra. He is Society. For the first time ever the Jazz Festival will Newport also the recipient of many awards and honors. The other McCullough also said it would be nice to pay tribute hit Toronto and Roy Thomson Hall on October 11 at musicians. Warren Vache. Ken Peplowski, Lew to all the great 8:00 p.m.. Tabackin, Red Holloway, Urbie Green, Howard Alden, \ musicians I who Gathered will be some of the finest Jazz musicians of Stanley Cowell, Peter Washington and Alan f V have participat- the world. They will be celebrating the festival's 40th Dawson also have an impressive list of \ ed in the festi- anniversary, which got its start on the grassy tennis recordings and awards. val. courts of the Newport Casino. ^ The jazz ^ "It would Accompanying the tour will be a display of vintage ^•^*-^ \ be a treat to * «• * photographs, a collection of Newport Jazz *'»* », « ^ **#» *«* ;^^-** see at least Festival memorabilia and original film \ one of footage.* ^^**'^*'''' ^ t h e s e The 11 musicians follow in - ^ m u s i the foot- I cians, not steps of * * * * % '"•^ * to men- *-* * the orig- * ^ %"a* * tion all i n a 1 ^/ 11 of Newport them ^*>«-»!'^**-- players \ together. ^ * <>. ^^ gathered by ^ said McCullough.

famed jazz impresario George ^ The festival is here one Wein. The original players were jazz time and one time only and greats Dizzy Gillespie, Bobby Hackett, the student seats are limited, so Ella Fitzgerald. Oscar Petersen, and don't say I didn't warn you. " .

Oct.6, 1994 Humber Et Cetera fllTAINM ers umor Rockets KADA KRIZMANCIC Nawrocki. Staff Writer Nawrocki also said that this is a special showl and this is why he has performed it at every md,]<3/f college and university in Canada. Date tape, incest and homophobia certainly go down The reactions after the show are positive. "Guysj don't sound like issues to be discussed in a come come up and say thanks for reminding me about ^ show. this stuff," said Nawrocki. "Women come up and But in Norman Nawrocki's show, I Don't say thanks for talking to guys about this stuff, Understand Women, be takes time in between in flames Nawrocki has one main message, "For jokes to hit these issues and keep his audience guys to think before they say stuff or do stuff. To listen to entertained, at the same time. RENEE DESJARDINS attributed to the single "So what their friends and the around Nawrocki performed in Caps last Wednesday. women women Staff Writer Alive". them are saying. It 1 can reach guys with some The show was put on by SAC, the Council of In late 1989 the band began a funny jokes about things Student Affairs and Humberts, Hot Trip to Heaven, the new five-year hiatus, while members student residence. women can't reach guys effort by Love and Rockets, is pursued solo interests. Love and In the show, Nawrocki por- with, then I'll try and do more like a lukewarm trip to Rockets changed their sound trays five different characters: that," he said. nowhere. drastically. The new sound is Ricki Rodnicki, the main char- Because of the content Though many songs border said to be influenced by "twisted acter, Nancy, his girlfriend, In his show, Nawrocki on the instrumental, they lack the lounge jazz" and "ambiant Harry, his uncle, Chris, his says that sometimes peO pie are crying in the audi spark to hold interest. The entire trance". friend who is also a med stu- "1 dent and Paolo, another friend ence. get survivors CD sounds more like a knock-off The new sound does not coming up and talking to who is a mechanic. of James or Depeche Mode, with reflect the true potential of the me, wo me. ft. Nawrocki's two and a half- arid imeri* no life of its own. band. The songs were far too and they vi^iiii|iiliiaj|; year-old show was inspired The general feel of the album long, "Body and Soul" ran more about stuff sot refer them after an incident he had with was that of a cash in on the new- than 14 minutes. The instru- to the counselor on cam his girlfriend. The scene is re- found popularity of alternative mental segments were well done, enacted at the bcsinning of the music. It did not have the but repetitive. The same beat show with Nancy crying and uniqueness and substance that over ran every song. Ricki asking her "What's going ^^^^^^^^^^^^ other music in the genre have. AU in all this CD was very dis- onr Best known for "Ball of appointing ... but hey, cool cover '4 thought, 'dipiii;!>i1l:li^*i^^ Alive", art. come home with rny g!rlfrien||||i||pi|iii|!ii^ iiiiiiiiiiiiilililiiiiii Confusion" and "So Love and Rockets entered into gotta do something' and 1 reaMe^'W^^^^^^^^ El Getei^ Ratlifii: ve got a responsibility fo try and ta1l|::f|||§t|iii|| iiiili;Bi|ip;iiiiB the music scene in the mid -eight- guys. So that's where the <;tow c^me fronfi;--;:::|alii::?' ies. The band's (Daniel Ash, new called Bfpc^d and MuH. wh ich will Nawrocki. GD be David J and Kevin Haskins) Ja-iiJiill y Nawrocki took the show a few steps,|yiti|||y||i; 1989 self-titled album sold with deal rape, .homose>aiaiity. and. othe!r.:|^ almost 150,000 copies in |;plii|ii|||ii;;i|ii;:|^^ far, they (Out of 5) slal svtuatiorjsglllKvi^llll'p-is^ Canada. This success can be " Most/^jiijiiiiiiiii^ ::ia\^;:;:X3:':5(ife^l^.«io

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LEE FLORES "As far as recording, it's hard- of each member that she says Staff Writer er, more ambient, more bass, "makes our sound richer, more "' more guitar," continues Etienne. aware. Trading yesterday's smooth "It was a difficult move to go Galliano has been categorized vibes for today's harder edged to the left, " said Etienne. into the new genre of "acid jazz" groove, Galliano played to a This change was evident in or "soul jazz". Etienne, however, SAC fe k>oi

Humber Et Cetera Oct. 6, 1994

CLUB SCENE AROUND CAMPUS Exploring Etobicoke's hottest night spots

NADAKRIZMANCiC manager Cyril Morriss^. Saturdays are rock nights, The owners wanted to attract a according to manager Melvin Staff Writer The 19-to-25-y€ar-old crowd hosted by Donna Saker and Jeff more diverse crowd, so they ren- Gomez. The main age group is flocks here to make this night Chalmeirs of Q107. The dress ovated tfneclub by adding anotfi- 15-to-19 -year-olds. the sporting world their burfest. The cover charge is code is casual and the age group er bar and changpeng the location Another popular night is 'No With only and they also feature is 19-34 year-okis, of the dancefloor. Rules Thursdays', coming to a halt. It's $3 where Mike time to think of other draft specials. Tom Alley's features seven They also added two pool Devine of Energy 108 FM is ways to keep yourself busy. Why Fridays and Saturdays are pool tables, two bars and two tables and are in the process of playing the music. For the rock hosted k>cal singles group dance floors. adding seven TVs. not try one of Etobicoke's local by a lover, check out 'Pure Rock " hot spots? called Club LaVie. Although the If you've ever been to the We suffered when the Blue Fridays' with Q107*s Joey cover charge is $10 including popular Tequila Willey's in Jays and the Leafs were win- is If you are wondering where to Vendetta, The cover charge food, the to Burlington, you're next destina- ning," said go in Etobicoke, here are seven you have chance James Fox, The $10 and you can rock all night. Purple Grotto's manager. places that are worth a visit: 'Shock Saturdays* feature dance Zacks, located at 619 Evans "Everyone went to the sports music, and the cover charge is bars Ave., never has a problem to watch the games." $10. attracting a crowd every According to Fox, The Palazzo's, located at 163 Thursday and Saturday. Purple Grotto only opened a Carlingview Dr., is another big According to manager Rocky • couple of weeks ago. They are club in the area and holds 1400 to hoping to g^t students fre- ,, CapulQ, Zacks holds up to 400 peopi?. : , _, quent the club, so they are hav- people and usually fills to capaci- Jacob Braunstein, Palazzo's ty on these two days. ing pub nights on Wednesdays. general manager, describes the

The club, which celebrates its On Wednesdays and club as "spontaneous" when it features fifth anniversary next April, offers Sundays, the Grotto comes to special events. karaoke, tor those thmk its patrons drink deals every who The club features a rooftop Thursday. they can sing. patio, so you can watch the music will mix of "Although there is a cover The be a planes take off and land at the 80s and. 90s. On pub nights, charge of $3, it more than makes nearby airport up for the price of drinks," said the D.J. will cater to the Their busiest nights are Caputo. younger crowd. They will have Thursdays, Fridays and a fun night out in an all different types of music The music on this night is a Saturdays. The music is dance PHOTO BY NADA KRIZMANCIC including alternative. mix of top 40, alternative, rock dance and and the crowd varies in age, and old sdhool. The approximately 280 per- depending on the night. Saturdays are popular meet that spedal someone. This tion is Texas City. son capacity club will be cele- This place has a no-jeans poli- night is focused mainly on those Located at Dundas St. brating its official Grand Opening because the club is open until 3 5555 cy on Saturdays. On this night, are 25 and older but "any- W., City has only been on October 13. this night, the a.m. Most of the music played who Texas On the cover is $10 after 10 p.m. one can come," said Morrissey. 6pen since June, and like ladies will get a rose, said Fox. after hours is disco. There is no and free before. He ako says the dress code Tequila Willey's, it's part of Food If you are more into the big cover charge on Saturdays If you haven't eaten before requires to presentable. International. club scene. located unless you arrive after 12:30 you look and Fun Club Energy, going out, most places feature a In other words, no torn jeans and The bar has no cover charge at 41 Constellation Crt., can hold a.m., when they charge $5. menu from finger-foods to a full hats. exception is and the dress is casual, just a of people. The dress code is casual but no The on code maximum 1,760 meal. Most clubs also feature ," Club LaVie nights, when there is like the atmosphere. Club Energy is introducing "keep it dean and decent says food specials, so don't be afraid a no jean poltey, According to one of the man- their version of ni^t which Caputo. The main age group is pub to ask for a menu. Otiier nights to check out are agers, people dance anywhere in 19 to 30 year olds, depending on will be on Wednesday nights. Those who love to watch ^ Thursdays, which is 'Humber this place, including on the bar. Ladies will get in free and the the night whatever is left on the sports College pub night'. You could The music is a range of classic will have to for Other nights worth checking guys pay $5 channel, can usually find at least win many prizes that range from rock from the 60s, 70s, 80s and out are Fridays because of the cover. one T.V. at any bar. And for clotfies to concert tickets. some 90s. The age group is an giveaways. This month, they are The club which is only 10 those who don't dance, you can If you .can't decide what to older crowd that range up to 35 holding a raffle for a Raleigh months old, features nine pool play pool or video games while drink. Morrissey woukl like you years-old. tables, bars, Italian mountain bike. There are also T- 12 a new enjoying a cold drink. shirts. sweatshirts, baseball caps to keep in mind that, "we are Friday and Saturday nights kitchen and 30,000 square feet, and other things. famous for our JeHo shooters." feature D.J. and If like the wild west, is If you like to jam or listen to you Tom dancing. There others jam, Tuesday nights are Alley's Boot Bar and Grill one pool table and for just that. would be a great place to go to. four TVs. so you "Anybody can play," said Located at 930 Dixon Rd., don't miss that the Caputo. There is also a house one of managers, AUisor important game band called Aldo Math, who play Metcalfe says their "main focus is while partying. a variety of rock and alternative. fun." The former There is always something Studebakers on 600 If you go to Humber College's Lakeshore Campus, you proba- happening here. On Monday Dixon Rd.. at the nights, bly already know about Ru^'s you can watch football <»i foot of the Howard Roadhouse. one of the TVs or you can Hstcn J p h n s o n ' s to their Craig Hotel, ' This bar, which is located at one-man-band, Cambridge 3166 Lakeshore Blvd.. adjacent Runke. who also entertains on has changed its Tuesdays. to Th* l^lTpie to the Lakeshore Gaojpus, was name Th:irsuuy» is "Ladles night', pre\^ousIy called Chatters. Grotto. Now, under new managft- hosted by Lee Mzu^haH from Mix Not only has the 99-9 FM. pn Friday nights, the name been ment. die club still fills Its 346- D,<1 plays a range of mu^c from changed, but the person capacity limit on in tiMi wiW wast (wall, waatam Toronto), Taxaa City puta an amphasia on ciasiiG rock ta dance. look has as well. Wednesday nights, accordins to caaualrdown-liofiialataxatlon. PHOTOdv naoa krizmancic " ' ""

Oct. 6, 1994 Humber Et Cetera M s » »' .->^*.iTwi»imiiuiiuu , ;

fe*:^# isrr 1 - fl H 1 F u "'"er Et E cet era sp ® c i a I *s eP r i c tT Q n __ THE EIGHTIES REVISITED A guide to 'retro' clubs in the area

FIONNA N. BOYtE 90s, I love our time, but retro "The '80s produced a lot of goes until 10 p.m. night. DJ Jurgen spins the likes of Staff Writer mu^ is a nice break —- it's really well-written pop songs and • In Burfington, Afan Cross Simple Minds, Spandau Ballet escapism, " Pauts said. new sounds that are still relevant hosts 'Save the Wave* Fridays at and Ultravox to almost 1 100 Alan Cross, another CFNY today." NRG {14O0 Pfains Rd. E). If you people between the hours of The '80s are alive and weO 9 and living in tihe "905. personality who hosts the sta- want retro tunes in an utora-rctro p.m. and 1:30 a.m. The crowd is

Retro music is back (one won- tion 's 'Ongoing History of New Currently, there are three environment , this is the place to mostly post-secondary CRNY

ders if it ever left?) and filling up Music' program, agrees with retro nights of note in regulars, with a .ew die-hard jam-packed nightclubs with its Pauts. clubs around town. ^ Top Ten dance songs altcmative tyi>es mixed in. Lots "Alternative music fans span • Male Pauts hosts of free parking as well. sounds Qi synth and technopop, from the '80s gotihi, early industrial and new two generations and are split 'Rejuveneighties' on Thursdays • If you aren't up for the drive wave. Cheers, laughter, and cries down the centre, " he said. at Studio 69 (69 Bathurst by Fionna N. Boyle to Burlington, check out 'Classic "The younger ones the Street). Admission is free before Night' at of "Oh my God, 1 haven't heard — lO.You Spin Me Round '80s The Oz {15 Mercer " under twenty-fives relate to 10 p.m., and afterwards. The in this in years from clubgoers — $5 Dead or Alive St.) Toronto every Friday the cunent stuff, from Nirvana doors open at 8 p.m. and close might. DJ Iain mans the turnta- greet each song played by the 9. Native Love on. But the ones who are older, at 2 a.m. DJ Greg Williams plays bles for what he calls "The defejay. Dance floors, which are Divine normally crowded to begin w^ith, who came of age in the '80s, some of the less mainstream busiest night in the qty". About - are absolutely overflowing wftti they re hdstatgic'for ttfe songs mm oftfte 'Sid; m^^Mding 1400 people come to hear Joan Dexy's Midnighl Runners enthusiastic fans of the last they listened to when they were Cabaret Voltaire, Kate Bush, an Jett, Howard Jones and Nena in 7. In A Big Country decade. Everyone is smiling, 19, 20 , and 21. The synthpop Killing Joke. a club that just screams 'party'. laughing, and dancing — there's and technopop is a change for The club is decorated quite Big Country Patio lanterns, Christmas lights, hardly any of the attitude and people who are sick of guitar. elegantly, complete with white 6. Just Can't Get Enough giant hanging parasols, neon posing that tends to come with However, there are those who columns, chandeliers, and faux Depeche Mode painted walk and hanging fish that retro the turf of modem alternative argue music is too marble tables (palatial is the best 5. Relax T\ets create an atmosphere that dated to have relevance it). music dubs. But why? What's any to way to describe Frankie Goes To Hollywood incorporates a little bit of every- behind the big love-in with today's music scene; that the Though it looks land sounds thing, just like its clientele — retro 4. Tainted Love music? style is stifling and boring. like an alternative club, it isn't business-types, okjer people, col- Soft Cell "It's just redly up and happy DJ Iain, a well-known club really. If you're a purebred alter- legiates, serious altema-types — 3. Swamp Thing music," expteined CRiV person- favorite, begs to differ with those native fan, you'll be in the minor- there's something for everyone Chameleons U.K. ality Male Pauts. who dismiss the past so easily. ity here. here. 2. How Soon Is Now? "Music is a reflection of what's "You can't live irFthe pe&t, but There's a lot of thirtysome- It's also ladies nlg^t, so going on socially. In the 19'80s you can't just dismiss something things and dance-music oriented The Smiths women are free before 10 p.m.,

there were jobs, the economy because it's old, either," Iain people here who don't look very 1 . Hungry Like The Wolf but both sexes are $6 after. Draft was pretty good, AIDS wasn't an said. "If we look at that attitude, familiar with the more obscure Duran Duran beer is 75C until 10:30 p.m., and epidemic, so the music was more we'd dismiss Beethoven and tunes, although things pick up a there are different drink specials uplifting and jubilant Michelangelo. There's a lot to be bit once the hits are played. The be. The club looks like a 14th all night. Being in the downtown Pauts adds that today's music learned from the past." club holds about 300 people, century castle (or dungeon?) core, parking is ample, but cost- is much more fatalistic, aggres- "There's an expression: and parking is a bit of a pain. complete with suits of armor, ly.

sive, and dark. 'Forwards forever, backwards Come early and you can take mock ^ined glass windows, Everyone in this club is here

"There's a different kind of never', but 1 don't think that's advantage of the $2.50 beers coats of arms, and fla^ to have fun, and this is the club neccesarily true," energy out there today. 1 love the he says. and mixed drinks special which The cover charge is $2 all to do it in. AN OPEN-MINDED CLUB Colby's offers an alternative night out

ARLENESOBREIRA Colby's isn't strictly for the gay biggest and most popular gay bar other fkjor. Staff Writer community. in Toronto. From Thursday to

'The majority of the du\)goers "We get up to 1500 clubgoers '^Saturday admission is free Are you tired of tiie same are gay, but heterosexuals are a n^ht," he said. before 11 p.m. and $5 after crowd at the nightclubs you go welcome," she says. "Colby's is Every Sunday through that. to? great It has a friendly atmos- Wednesday, Club Colby's has For those of you who Club Colby's offers a change phere with good dance music. ^>ecial shows in which modem hate waiting, McKeon said of scenery seven nights a week "My friends and I come here dance videos are played on two the club's lineups move where sexual gender doesn't often and sometimes I bring my 10 X 10 vkleo screens. rather quickly. matter. boyfriet.J too. If you've got an House, dance, undexiground Club Colby's is kxated at The chib has been open for open mind, you'll enjoy being and ok) school are usually heard 9 St Joseph St and is en nine yeais and is viell known as here. It's a club to expe?tence," on the two floors of the club. from noon to 2 a.m. On the "multi-level gay complex". Alemayhou said. DJ Alan Koughman spins the Friday and Saturday nights, According to Michelle David McK«on, a bartender at music the ftrst fkxMr, on whUe DJ ifsopen until 4 a.m. Club Cotoy's Hi Toronto. Alemayhou, 22 of Mlssissauga, the dub, said Qub Colby's is the Chris Steinbach takes caffc of the PHOTO BY ARLENE SOBREfRA mk ^;yj5f , ;'^^ "

SlHumber Et Cetera Oct. 6, 1994

DANGER IN DANCE CLUBS?

Local establishments try to curb violence

KELLY AMBROSE sionals who have been trained lence that occurs outside the security they deserve. If we catch someone or suspect Staff Writer and have taken courses in alco- club's doors. "The responsible clubs do that someone is taking drugs, we

hol management as well as peo- On August 2, 1994, an angry {provide tight security), but there will not let them into the club. If Toronto's night clubs seem to ple management, "she said. teen fired 11 shots outside Klub are some out there that don't we catch someone doing drugs, have become a magnet for vio- This particular club also has a Max, hitting a 19-year-old man in Some are more reputable than there is no tolerance and they get lence. system of checking people at the the shoulder. The assistant man- others," Lancaster said. kicked out right away. " the assis- This year alone, there have door with wands that detect ager refused to comment on the Klub Max also practices zero tant manager said. been seven reported incidents of metal. This prevents anyone incident. tolerance of drugs at the club. However, she does admit that violence in which someone has from entering the club with a At many other night clubs, Anyone caught with drugs or the main cause of violence at been severely injured or killed. weapon. security is not as tight. Staff who is under the influence of some clubs may be drugs, but The latest incident occurred at a Unfortunately, no matter how Sergeant Lancaster of Peel drugs, is not permitted in the not alcohol. local hot spot called The Whip effective security is, there is no Regional Police says that respon- club. "The people who are going to Burger. way for the club tp prevent vio- sible dubs giv^ their patrons the "We don't tolerate drugs at all. go out there with a gun and The suspect allegedly re- shodt^SWhlSbod^ rdbrt¥^ entered the club with a gun alcohol that does it to them. It after a fight with his ex-girl- might be drugs," she said. friend. The man then opened Lancaster has a different opin- fire into a crowd of between 70 ion about the violence among and 80 people, killing two men teens. He feels that there is no and wounding five others. more violence today than there The majority of violence has been in previous years. He takes place outside rather than blames the media for giving the inside the after hours clubs public the perception that there is because of tight security at the more violence. entrance. At Toronto's Klub Lancaster says the best advice

Max, security has been he can give to young adults is to increased to reduce the risk of leave when confronted with an violence. unsafe situation. He warns that if " "We employ Test Security, "you have a gut feeling that there said Klub Max' assistant manag- is something wrong, in all likeli- er, who requested that her hood there is. ". name not be used. Venues such as Toronto's Klub Max are making a concerted effort to decrease violence. 'They are all security profes- PHOTO BY KELLY AMBROSE

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ARLENE SOBRIERA more than $5. Wednesday nights Oren. one of Limelight's Loretta Reilly, 21, a frequent Staff Writer are 'ladies nights', so women bouncers, said. "We're a diversi- club goer and second year don't have to wait in line and get fied club We have different Nursing student at Humber

What to do and where to go in for free Thursdays, it's $2 types of music every night We're says, "Sometimes we wait in "' are always common questions before 10:30p.m. and $4 after. specifically catering to students. line for 30 minutes to an hour, when the weekend comes Every Saturday women get in For instance. 'Rashback even more It's normal I hate around. Students have very little free before 11 p.m. and the Wednesdays' provide music by waiting in line but aB lineups are cash in their pockets and this cover on Sundays is $3 Peter the Greek and are hosted the same at any club. often limits the elements of fun. Beer is a reasonable price and by Scot Turner from radio station The variety of music and especially when drinking comes shots arc even cheaper. On Energy 108. This is on the club's sounds sets nightclubs apart to mind. Thursday and Sunday nights. third floor, from each other. The right Limelight, the night club with Limelight offers a special price on Italian and Greek music are mixes by deejays attract the three fk>ors, is kx:ated on domestic beer. played only on Fridays and crowd more than anything. Adelaide Street and Duncan The music played at the club Saturdays. You'll find Limelight at 250 Avenue, entertaining students ranges from one extreme to the According to Antonia Rafloc, Adelaide St W. The doors are with different music and themes other. DJ$ such as Tony Tazz, a waitress at the club. Limelight open until 2:30 a.m. Dress code on Wednesday through Sunday James St Bass, Peter the Greek gets approximately 800 to 1000 is in effect That means no nights and DJ lain prov^e varieties of clubgoers a night. ripped jeans, no baseball caps, Limelight features a variety of The cover charge for each dance, old school, classic disco, 'The lineups are bng and rel- no running shoes or steel-toed different theme nights. night vairiest but the cost i$ no house and alternative. atively slow." Rafloc said boots PHOTO BY ARLENE SOBREIRA w s<. ... '^4*'• ^fl-"*.* >>•• '^S-' % '.Wf.vvHjjKf^ %»«'> 'vjCsfc , ^<4jSi'< •Cvj'O''.* .•<'.. "»'/i '"<'. :gcK» 4. >»i'>.¥'v>/fl*-'«SS?*fe^<***'^' * 'K'^ff^ *4'''WX A V "1?'S/v iMMililitirilifti Oct. 6, 1994 Number Et Cetera

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For people living in enjoy themselves in a safe envi- Three of the centres are locat- Metro, the waiting list can run ronment. ed on the North campus, the from eight months to a year and According to Bridget fourth is at the Woodbine centre, a half depending on the age of Woodcock, Supervisor of and ail offer daycare services for the child. Daycare Services at Humber, staff, students, faculty, and the "Students now, that have chil- parents should thoroughly check surrounding neighborhood. dren, that are getting ready to anywhere they leave their chil- The most accessible centre for graduate or finishing up school dren before hand, and ask many students is the Children's Activity and are going to be looking for questions, Centre, located in Portable 5 child care ... should apply for the Call the centre and make an (outside sections E and F) and is One of Number's day care centres available to staff and stu- subsidy. Once you're prepared to appointment to speak with the a part-time drop in centre. dents. PHOTO BY LORRIE KRALKA work full-time, you have child supervisor. This may be just to "What we (day care supervi- care available to you." fill out some forms and see what sors) want to stress to students is on an hourly basis, $5.50 per Woodcock. One year the The number for the Metro the building looks like and how that this facility works well hour. The three full-time centres, Humber Child Care Centre Community Services—Children's it's laid out for the children. because we take their (the stu- the Humber Child Development bought a television and VCR and Services, to receive the applica- videos for rainy •Ask a lot of questions. Bring dent's) time table and they can Centre, and the Humber and some Barney tion for a subsidiary, is (416) up things such as staff qualifica- block out the times they need," Woodbine Child Care Centres, days. This year, the centre 392-5610. six tions, safety procedures, staff- said Bridget Woodcock, the charge on a monthly basis. Fees bought brand new lunch The two facilities located on child ratios, payment plans, field supervisor of Humber College vary based on the age of. the tables, and donated the old ones campus, the Humber Child trip supervision, and medicine Day Care. child. $829.19 for infants (ages to Ernestine's Women's Shelter. Development Centre and the Students can use the Activity birth to 18 months). $751.28 for "We're trying every Christmas Humber College Child Care administraUon, Also ask if they make regular reports on your Centre for up to 24 hours per toddlers {ages 18-30 months), to incorporate them (Ernestine's) Centre, can accommodate 56 child's progress. Remember, no week, but are encouraged to call and $651.11 for preschoolers into what we do," said and 54 children respectively. The question is a stupid question, it's ahead because space is limited to (ages two-and-a-half to five Woodcock. The centres also hold Child Development Centre, offers your child's saft'ty. 15 children ranging in age from years). food and clothing drives at the care for children ages birth to five Return at an unannounced 16 months to seven years. 'That's why the (Activity) cen- school, and donate them to the years. The Child Care Centre tre allows to just for the shelter. time. This u-ay, you'll see how Students receiving OSAP are you pay age-range is 18 months to six things really are run when they also eligible for a child care bur- time you need," said Woodcock. All staff for the centres are years. aren't exp( ctinc visitors sary (approximately $40 per The activities designed by all Early Childhood Educators, and The fourth centre, located at Listen to the voices of the week for a two parent family, the centres are aimed to improve hold an ECE diploma. The Woodbine mall by the entrance cognitive skills in the supervisors all staff and children. You can tell and $80 per week for sole sup- motor and have a minimum to J.J. Muggs, can accommodate fjuit;^ a bit by how ^eyjnt^mtt port parents) to help pay for day- children, as well as emphasize of five years experience. 44 children ages birth to five each <)t her care services. responsibility and independence. Every year each centre hires years. 1«4ffe- Indoor activities, approximately students to ^fiSpeak v.'ith the par<>nts of "The bursary really only is and outdoor two For more information, call the other children. This usually is the applicable for this centre (the and quiet periods make up the work for the summer. They also centre most convenient for you: most important thing The parent Activity Centre)," said child's day. hire a part time helper to work Children's Activity Centre - care centres 3-6 is the first person to see the child Woodcock. "A bursary of $80 a The fundraise from p.m. each day. (416) 675-3111 ext. 4430 after he she leaves the centre. week towards child care that each year to purchase items over Currently, the Humber Child Humber Child Development and above what many people Care Centre's position is vacant, Ask about what kinds of things could run ... (up to) $800 per Centre - (416) 675-5057 the child talks about when they month (for one child), you would consider necessary. This and any student may apply. Humber College Child Care year, the centres sold chocolate The ratio of children to staff is get home. wouldn't want to try to afford full Centre - (416) 675-5073 time (daycare)." covered almonds and caramels. three to one for infants, five to Humber Woodbine Child When the daycare centre has fundraise in order to pur- one for toddlers, eight to one for been chosen, your job as a par- The Activity Centre charges "We Care Centre - (416) 675-5074 chase extra things," said preschoolers, and 10 to one for ent isn't over yet. Many daycare centres recommend that the child be gradually introduced to Juggling school and family the new environment and peo- G.L.O.H. ple over the course of a few situation is demanding, it's often depends on her success. RAQUEL M. SCOTT days. the kids themselves provide She said she feels guilty when Gays and Lesbians of Staff Writer who The first day is usually the the courage to go on. she drops her two-year-old Humber are holding day to fill out forms and have the Being a full-time student Third-year Electronic daughter. Maureen, off at the interview with the supervisor* . first our while raising kids can be a tough Engineering student, Steve daycare. "I try to explain to her, The child gets introduced to the hasn't task, especially for a young, sin- Dixon, 27, had been out of but she grasped the con- place, the other children, and the Open House gle parent also struggling with a school for three years before cept of Mommy going to caregivers. college. said his school." part-time job. considering He •On the second day, the child nine-year-old son Kevin had The greatest pressure these "Having children is a bless- would stay for lunch. If the child everything to with his deci- single parents face said Pieke. is ing," said Humber College coun- do 1$ settled, the parent may stay Tuesday, October 11 sion to continue his education. the battle for time. sellor Martin Pieke. "It's the best longer and observe or leave. "Before he came along," said Wednesday, October 12 career possible, being a parent." According to Pieke. this expe- •On the third day the parent Dixon, "I didn't really think The knowledge that they rience can be extremely lonely would remain only for a few about life, in the sense that I did- must be able to support their without the support of friends minu;es, and the child would p.m. n't think about what I wanted to 11:30-2:00 kids sends many parents back to and family. He said in order to stay at the centre for about do. And when he came along, school for a shot at a paying function well in all the required three-quarters of the day. Room A102 career, it's like, I wanted to set an exam- he added. areas these parents need to cre- The fourth day would be a ple (for him)." (by the games room) Many of these parents may normal day, a here the child is ate a stable environment for have been out of school for a Stephanie Doolan, 22, a first- dropped off and picked up at themselves and their children. regular centre long time and will likely have year pre-health student at hours "I want her to have every- •Make sure that you arc com- Humber *s Keelesdale campus, For more information, trouble getting reacquainted with thing she wants." said Doolan. "I fortable with the centre arid its the new demands. said there is a greater incentive program, because if you aren't please call the SAC want to be able to give that to Two Humber students, both to do well but there is added satisfied, your child may not fa« office at 675-5051 single pressure because so much her." parents, said that while the cither. " "

Oct. 6, 1994 Number Et Cetera IM IJJBestyles Fashion Flair Students swap summer jobs Designers show off new and old clothing Working abroad offers MELANIE KOWAL travel and work experience Staff Writer KELLY AMBROSE ty fields. Jobs such as, bar- The 15th annual Old Clothing Staff Writer tenders, waiters and hotel posi- Show and Sale on Oct. 2 dis- tions are quite common. played a wide variety of, to say How would you like to travel The cost of a trip usually falls This is the least, interesting pieces. to a foreign country, gain valu- between $1000-$2000. The show, which took place at able job experience and earn to help students support them- until receive their the Automotive Building at the money all in one summer? selves they CNE, had over 120 vendors Last year, over 1,700 stu- first paycheque. whose products ranged from vin- dents across Canada got the Karen Fast of Humber's tage clothing to 1960s and '70s opportunity to do just that Career Services Centre said paraphernalia. through the Student Work they hand out about fifty appli- Another part of the exhibition Abroad Program (SWAP). cations for the program each photo by melanie kowal Damion displays his natural fibres, says the feedback was the New Clothing Annex. SWAP is the largest interna- year. Fast Sixty designers, primarily from tional exchanqe program in from Humber students who the Collectible Visual Pollution currently goes to helped out one of in program is the Southern Ontario area had a Canada. Each year SWAP is tak« part the Seneca College, and describes Clothing vendors at the show. chance to show off their mer- responsible for $er»ding stu- excellent interest in collectibles his designs as "a cross between Her is the most chandise. dents to over XI foreign coun- "'(The program) industrial and natural fibres. started as a hobby and has students and "They are up and coming tries to find sumiin&r eipploy- appe/ftling to ^^^ Things that people don't consider turned into "a fascination for art designers with great new fresh ment. the most ec<»«»Hfc»L A couple pollution, like hubcaps and TV deco." The Giant Warehouse come stuff," said Michele Margis, assis- The most popular destina- Qi student$ wtiO h^»^^ screens. booth at the show, where Wolf say tant coordinator of the show. tion among students has been ba<^ mxH glv^it U$ feedback pre- working, sold not only cloth- He adds that he likes to was tt«a$5VK|kvBion filsume, three letters of refer- doll dresses which sold for $89. "We have cooperative agen- ence and a letter explaining sold handmade Other vendors to travel cies throughout the countries to why the student wants jewellry, hats, and hair barrettes help any students who have to a particular country. made from dried flowers. problems," said Samantha Students who are interested Admission for the show was Dalby, national coordinator of in SWAP are encouraged to $6 and many people were leav- SWAP. apply early because the num- ing the building with hundreds of Most of the jobs held by the ber of student travellers is limit- dollars worth of merchandise. students are in hospitali- ed. Wigging out at the Old Clothing Show photo by melanie kowal visiting

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WlHumber Et Cetera Oct. 6, 1994 "^ Lifestyles '^' w^ m. Career Services Stress: the good, the bad and the ugly ROANNE ARBOLY as too much work or failure." physical, emotional and mental Staff Writer Pieke said. "But it can be any tensions. He said that when advises students change whether good or bad." stressed, people tend to hold Attention Humber students- So what do you do when their breath. It's important that

are you burdened with the trou- stress finds its way to you? The you breathe well in order to bles that life gives you? Are you best way to find out is to pick up relax. to flexible losing sleep over presentations be an anti-stress in the relaxation is book coun- One exercise to and assignments due for class selling department or talk to a lie down and just focus on next week? Are you tearing your counsellor about your problems. breathing. HEATHER CIEBIEN to make one full time. hair out because you can't find a Pieke offers some tips on Another exercise is called pro- Stafi Writer Students are advised to be job to pay your bills? dealing with stress: gressive muscle relaxation in flexible. More employers are * It could be you're a little See if you can remove or which you tense your muscles The Career Service Centre demanding that applicants have stressed out but, before you dive minimize the cause of the stress. and then relax them. It's done has good news for students: the a variety of skills. under your bed covers and sink Talk to the person who causes it with all parts of the body as well job market is looking up. "Just because you're in, into a depression, here are some or if it's a matter of time, try to as the face. This exercise is 'The jobs have increased, and accounting, doesn't mean you're sup- tips to overcome stress and take use it effectively and efficiently. posed to help distinguish the quality of the jobs has going to be an accountant," said you control of your hectic life. Try to change or schedule a rou- between tension and relaxation. increased in the past half year." Antonides. "You might have to Stress is what happens to us tine around what's causing the "Stress is very individual," said Margaret Antonides, a coun- be a variety of five things and still when life throws us unexpected stress so you can have time to Pieke said. "There's no cure, no sellor at the centre. use your accounting skills." changes that physical Initially most of the growth demand deal with it magic. It very much deals with and mental tension. According to * Try to sort out your feelings being aware of what came from marketing and sales Other tips from the Career causes Humber counsellor Martin Pieke, towards the stress. do you stress, then taking the related jobs. These jobs, howev- Service Centre: How steps to stress begins with a change that's react to it? Could it be a certain deal with it. Part of the stress is er, are not always the most desir- * Don't look for jobs in the out of the ordinary. That change fear or anxiety that leads you to outside of our control but if able. newspaper. Very few entry- level we demands some sort of reaction to fret and toss and turn in your focus on what we can handle, we 'They're the kinds of jobs a lot jobs are posted in the papers. it and sometimes we can cope sleep? can remove, alter or diminish it." of students are not interested in * Let your family and friends with it but other times we find it * Stress can affect you physi- Pieke said taking care of because they're commission," know you are looking for your- hard. cally, as well. When people are self by having said Antonides, "and sometimes employment. They can do some a good schedule Pieke said stress doesn't in stressful situations, they tend and eating healthy foods can also they have to put money up of the work for you. always have to be caused by to get moodier and more irrita- reduce stress front. * Keep your resume updated as well as illnesses. something negative, it can also ble. They can't sleep and some Counsellors work one-to-one New postings are moving and always have one with you. be a good change. Making plans experience headaches and back with students who help away from sales and towards You never know when you'll need for a wedding or getting a new pains. They may also eat more with their schedules. business oriented jobs. More meet a prospective employer. promotion can also be as stress- or less than usual and turn to "Stress is the illness of the employers are also willing to train * Know what you're looking ful as coping with a family prob- alcohol or drugs to make them modern age," Pieke said. "We're new employees. for and how to approach lem or handling school and a job feel better. a fast moving age where every- The effects of the recession employers. Drop by the Career thing is on the We'll at the same time. Pieke suggests a few relax- go. be facing are still being felt as most jobs Service Centre for advice. They stress all "We normally think of stress our lives no matter what are short-term, contract, or part ation exercises in order to relieve have offices at the North the circumstances." time. The centre encourages stu- Campus (room A138) and at dents to take two part time jobs Lakeshore (A120). No longer a death sentence Breast cancer caught early means highly successful treatment

MELANIE KOWAL (person) will live five years, one because the cancer had spread Staff Writer will live 20." to one of them. Robson's advice to women She had to wait two and a Breast cancer. What once who have been diagnosed with half weeks from the time she was

meant a death sentence to so breast cancer is to get lots of sup- diagnosed to the time she had many women can now be suc- port. surgery.

cessfully treated. "I think that support is one of "That was the hard part," she Jackie Robson, unit secretary the main things. Family and adds, but said the surgery itself of the Mississauga Canadian friends are very important, but was "no big deal."

Cancer Society says "We have they can't tell on the same level She had a great deal of family visitors that have been well for what they (patients) are going support, and stresses, "It's also 20 to 25 years, after their treat- through. important that the doctors sup-- " ment. The Cancer Society's program port you.

Although researchers haven't Reach to Recovery' is to give Following the surgery, she had linked the disease to anything support to those with the disease. six months of chemotherapy -

specific, Robson says 70 per cent It's run by women who have had drugs which kill cancer cells, and

of the women who develop breast cancer, and who want to keep it under control. Tough decision... 'cause Voyageur has just made comfortable, breast cancer have no known offer support to new patients by Side effects that came with the reliable intercity travel very accessible with great new prices. risk factors. doing such things as visiting them treatment were total hair loss, Students now get a minimum 15% discount* on one-way or Breast cancer survivor in the hospital after surgery. painful mouth blisters, and sore return travel anywhere on owrnetwork! Hildegard Mueller is among the The best chance for surviving veins, because the drug were

70 per cent. breast cancer is to catch it early. administered intravenously. Plustfiese Student "RETURN" Specials'": Mueller was on vacation In The most common method of Following the chemotherapy

Oregon in August of 1993 when detection is a mammogram, a came radiation treatment. she discovered a lump in her type of x-ray, which help doctors Last year, many women were TORONTO TO: breast. She was 49. It was later find lumps which are too small to sent to Sudbury to receive radia- diagnosed as cancer feel. tion treatment because facilities KINGSTON 54700 She had no known risk fac- But Mueller had a mammo- were limited in Toronto. tors; none of her family mem- gram 16 months before she Although Robson says that at the ^6900 bers had it. she wasn't over- detected the lump, and it showed moment, there doesn't seem to MONTREAL weight, didn't smoke and didn't nothing abnormal. be a problem for patients to GST. INCLUDED' eat excessive amounts of fatty "Don't count on mammo- receive treatments here. foods. grams." she said. "They give a It has been a year now since "You're constantly in limbo sense of false security. Mueller's diagnosis. Her preven-

because you don't know what Mueller had a lumpectomy in tative measure's include eating

it, " right. She says that a good diet 393-7911 caused said Mueller. September of '93. which Is a Robson says the survival rate, makes you feel good. 'CONDITIONS: You must prasent proof of futt-time studant status for ykf/ageur removal of the lump only, not 1994-95. Ttte 15% discount is calculated on full Oneway or Return fare "I have more energy than I if the disease is caught early, the entire breast. She also had in effect. Ratuin 'Specials' listed represent larger discounts; One-way did before. 1 feel very optimistic discount for these city pairs it linilad to 15% Effective Sept 7-Dec 22. varies for each Individual. "One seven lymph nodes removed 1994 inclusively All travel must be completed by December 22nd.1994 about the whole thing. Oct. 6, 1994 Number Et Cetera

festyles. *'3 ^''^L ^-N.. \-^>.i aints Tutor a student Corner Humber in need of more tutors

AMY RANKIN coordinator. "It's a really good deal for stu- SEAN B. FASTERNAK Staff Writer This year there are tutors for dents who need help and feed- Borderline Journalist every program at Humber, but back on their work before they A new policy has been there is still need for more tutors hand it in," said Taylor. ave you listened to THE FAN 1430 lately? What about TSN"? « brought out this year for peer in Electrical Mechanical Controls, Students who want to become Hyou're anything like me (well first of all, seek psychiactric help tutors, which states that they Language and especially tutors are paid at an hourly rate immediately'), r.hances are you probably haven't tuned in for your must not tutor a student for more Accounting. of $7.50. usual sports fix lately. Maybe it's just me, but the sudden omission of than three hours per week in a "If anyone is interested and "It's almost like students have little things like baseball and hockey (and possibly even basketball maximum of two different cours- qualified with 80 per cent or over their own business. Some can now) seem to leave these all-sport networks, well, flat. es. in these courses or others, you work up to 10 hours a week," Give them credit for trying, though I mean, football is novel CFL a to to said Taylor. "I'm sorry it had to come to are welcome come to D 128 little concept. They cut out the excitement and pass the savings on to All Iik5 to this, it's just that last year a lot of see me." said Taylor. students who would you. And who.% blood doesn't start to rush at the mere suggestion of tutors were underpaid or not For a $10 registration fee, stu- become tutors and think they darts, curling, and the World Championships of Snooker'^ paid at all as a result," said dents who are doing poorly in an have the qualifications, should I, for one, have grown tired of going day to day waiting for the lat- Cheryl Taylor, Peer Services area of their program can get the come to D128 and fill out an est labor disput? to settled athletes are nothing be The and owners help they need. application. but a bunch of cry babies, I've given up and decided to actively fol-

low the onr spc rt that doesn "t mess with alt this garbage professional wrestling

Stop laughing! 1 mean it' You'd never see Hulkster or Macho Man go on stnkef And where else can you see 'sport' and entertain- ment combined into one package? Sure, it's as fake as Bob Rae's sin-

cerity, but imagine how much more exciting it would be if all sports were like wrestling? ARE YOU For beginneis, we all know that all sports have good guys (Joe Carter, Wayne Gretzky) and bad guys (Bob Probert, Charles

Barklcy) Why not exploit it'^ Couldn't you just see Albert Belle smashing a catcher over the head with his corked bat? How about a football coach distracting the referee so his men could acquire a very personal foul? HAVING

What about interviews? 1 can't tell you how many times I've changed the channel during the white-bread responses of Paul [ Molitor. think we have a really good club this year. .. Bo ring'

If the athletes gave an interview a la the WWF, you could bet that fans would be on the edge of their seats when they heard "Whatcha SEX IN gonna do - when Andre Agassi runs wild over youuuuuuu!" prior to a tennis game.

The violerice level in sports would skyrocket if they decided to copy the mentality of the 'squared circle" Don King would be posi-

tively drooling -f he could figure out a way to promote Australian rules

tag team boxing about if hockey THE How goons Tie Domi and Louie DARK? DeBrusk opted not to brawl on the ice — but instead took their battle to the confines of a 15-foot steel cage! Of course, if all sports took after pro wrestling, the illegalities would Some say ignorance is bliss. start to follow. Golfers would constantly be disqualified for hair- pulling. One coild only imagine Joe Bowen uttering a comment like When it comes to sex, this on THE FAN. ignorance is far "Well, it looks like the Maple Leafs are about to defeat the from bliss. It's just plain dangerous. Whalers and, wait! What's this? The Detroit Red Wings have stormed the ice! They're looking to settle a score from last week! If you want to do the smart thing, They've sneak attacked the Leafs! IT'S ALL OVER'" get out of the "h's only aoainst the rules if you get caught. Bowen!'" guest com- dark. mentator Jesse The Body' Ventura would likely comment. Okay, perhaps a Peari-Harbour attack from a rival team is a little Find out how HIV/AIDS and other farfetched, bu'. sports would be much more entertaining to watch. STDs are transmitted. Most importantly, there would be no strikes. No lockouts. No labor disputes. After all. someone from the Players Association could always Use condoms. Not occasionally, bodyslani the commissioner if well. negotiations weren't going not usually, but always.

AIDS Awareness Day Talk. Talk to your partner. Your friends. at Hiunber Your doctor. EDNA WILLISTON on any of the sexually transmit- If you're embarrassed about buying condoms, Staff Writer ted diseases," said Penny remember that after you've Ecclestone, a registered nurse bought them once it will In support of AIDS Awareness and health counsellor at be much easier. Being embarrassed Week in Canada, Number's Humber. is a small price to pay for your health. Health Centres will be Nurses from Humber 's holding one day Health Centre together If you know someone with HIV infection or events, at each of with a public health AIDS, the three campus- nurse from the City reach out to them and break the silence. es. of Etobicoke's No more fear. No more ignorance. Scheduled for Health Thursday, Department will be October 6 in the on hand to share Concourse at the information and North campus, the answer questions. "-.v^' event will consist of "The hope is to numerous dislays, pam- heighten the awareness @ Ontario phlets, videos. to the importance of preven- "Although the focus of the tion for AIDS and other sexually event is AIDS awareness, we will transmitted diseases," said For more information call be available to answer questions Ecclestone. "They are on the rise the Ontario Ministry of Health AIDS and they are preventable." Hotline: 1-800-668-2437 IjHumber Et Cetera Oct. 6, 1994 Classified ADVERTISING MANAGER: Paris Master, CLASSIFIED: Paul Riches 675-3111 ext. 4514 FOR SALE SERVICES A Canadian BBS, eh? H.D PHILLIPS WANTED Welcome To Bob & Doug's BUDGETING For Sale: BBS (416)494-6316 CONSULTANT Wanted: LIVE PSYCHIC A Star Elite printer! Cheap! Call 14,400 BPS 22 Hours a day 1 993 back issues of Wired ENTER THE WORLD OF 739-8653 Member of Rock Net BUDGET YOUR magazine. Will pay cash. THE PSYCHIC Onliners and Message Bases. FINANCIAL AFFAIRS James -(416) 536-0104 LIVE 24 HOURS A DAY For Sale: Aliases. AT A LOW MONTHLY RATE 3.99 per min 184 1984 - Volkswagen GTI. Black FOR MORE INFORMATION CALL Missisauga Chargers Beauty - Rebuilt and Fast. READ THE 1-900-451-6802 Need help passing that class Engine done! $2800 POSTED FLYERS of the Metro Junior Hockey tech lords entertainment or getting that job? Nk;k- 791-3239 OR CALL League are looking for Mature I'm here for you! Steady Defensemen. (416)667-0215 Pro Resume and GREAT FOR A STUDENT MEET SOMEONE Must meet age eligibility. Essay Writing! IN YOUR AREA Please contact Coach & Call at 793-2341 MATH PROBLEMS? Al (905) G.M. Charlie Bartlett Amstrad Portable Computer at TONIGHT!! Graduate Student with 4 years (after 7 p.m.) (905)821-3735 IBM compatible DATELINE CANADA teaching experience available or leave a Resume at Chargers dual monitors - + LCD for tutoring. 1-900-451-4406 office at Westwood Arena. 14 " Colour Monitor Need your work typed 2.99 per min 18+ $16.00 per hour. dual 3.5 floppy drives TECH LORDS ENTERTAINMENT neatly and accurately? Phone #(416) 475-7022 triple power. Let Hands-On Typing do a ext. 2452 or (519) 823-0735 various software included. MOVING SERVICE quality job for you at reason- Leave Message. $400.00 or B.O. Special Rate for Students. able student rates: ANYTIME, ANYSIZE SPERM DONORS Atari Portfolio Quality move at Low Rate Essays, letters $1.50/page Palmtp Computer Call Daniel 789-1754 Resumes $2.00/page (416) of all backgrounds needed to be invovled in a New Reproductive Super for notetaking, Tables, spreadsheets or leave message Technology/Biology Unit interested in testing different methods of assignments, etc. 50C/column/page sperm cryopreservation and $ 250.00 or B.O. Photographer: Pro-photos! theraputic donor insemination. Low prices! Weddings, • WP 6.0, Laser quality print Call 675-6622 ext. 4366 Fashion, Portraits for friends. • Spell checked, proofed Donors will be screened and paid well for their involvement Mr. Andrews Any Event. Pro-Experience. • Jane/Sheppard area Consult Jim (905) 727-6468. FOR INFORMATION CALL: For Sale References Avail. Call Teresa at (416) 235-1638 425-0112 96/24 fax modem $25.00 Call James 536-01 04 HOUSING ROOM FOR RENT unfurnished large bedroom in new home Mississauga/Eglinton Second line area HgcR<^g&guy IS. Parking and laundry "7M«WWwacn[ $400/ month (905) 826-8400

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Oct. 6, 1994 Humber Et Cetera Sports EDITOR: Alan McDonald 675-3111 ext. 4514 Welcome to lifeless College

atmosphere can be found at all of our varsity games. Our excel- lent women's volleyball team that starts many rookies this year, our powerhouse men's volleyball squad, and our other super power, the Women's basketball team, (described by an opposing ALAN MCDONALD coach last year as the "class of the nation" ). Each and every One of them gets less interest Newsflash! Humber College than a SAC election. (As a side

has no school spirit! Nope, none note I find it funny that SAC

at all. There's no school song to took away the quiet room this sing, no Pep rallies to attend, year. Hell, it was the perfect and nobody wears the school symbol of the mentality of the colors (which happen to be blue very students they govern).

and gold, if you were wonder- When choosing a post-sec- A Hawk player soars for the ball during play last week. PHOTO BY TANIA EVANGELISTA ing). It's no! that I just figured this ondary institution to attend, out or that I'm writing this piece you'd think one would want with hopes of being acclaimed as something more than an exten- an investigative journalist. sion of high school, where the

Nothing like that. The truth is, only anticipation is the three What a T^^eek! this lifeless outlook within our o'clock bell. Well, apparently halls annoys mc. It annoys me Humber's the exception. True, because I'm a Humber student this over populated learning cen^ Two Hawk shutouts in just seven days and n sports fan tre is flowing with students from Michigan Stadium in Ann every corner of the province, but

Arbor holds 100 000 people. it seems most of them would No, make that 100 thousand rather be somewhere else. TANIA EVANGELISTA two goals and Adolfo Mella And win they did. screaming Michigan Wolverine 1 have to commend scored the other. "Every team is beatable," mai>ifics. Forc^et the fact the boys Athletic Director Doug Fox and "It was a very rough game, Caporrella said, although the in blue liaven't won a NCAA the people at SAA for trying to They're still perfect! they played against the wind. It Hawks remain the exception. National title in over 45 years, ignite some spirit into this shell of The Humber Hawks men's was a good second half, .and "But never underestimate this> place is sold out every week a building. Year after year they soccer team is still undefeated there were no major problems, your opponent," added team of their fall football season. Rain produce a top rate varsity pro- after playing two more games I'm really pleased," Sanchez said. captain Alfredo Saba. or shine, snow or fog, the fans gram while trying to tackle the last week. The Hawks played strong The Hawks are trying to keep come out to support their team. problem of fan support (players, The Hawks defeated Mohawk defence, with Luigi Dellarovere, their 4-0 record in perspective. The Humber Hawks Men's friends and families excluded). on the road Tuesday and then Franco Vaiano and Adolfo Mella. "This is what I expected (no Basketball team has won three Again this year, like every other, beat Sheridan on Friday at "Adam was good in net and losses). But every game has been National titles in the last four the SAA's main goal is to fill the Valley Field. Both games were 3- our defence was really strong. hard," said Coach Sanchez. years (last year was a rebuilding seats. Doug Fox shared this in victories. We beat them (because) we did- 'They (the Hawks) played very year, they only came in secorid!). the first week of school, and SAA Against previously undefeated difficult games, but they're doing n't go in too cocky or afraid," The Humber gym only holds member Dean Wylie one week Sheridan, the Hawks knew they very well. They are a very offen- said Hawk Phil Caporrella. about 2000 people. Seating later. Good luck! had to play tough in order to sive team. It is a very impressive "We played as a team, as a problem? If you said yes you're Sure we get more fans win. unit. We went out strong and start to the season. right. The problem is the seats than some Canadian colleges, "We came out playing tough. played a good game," he added. Ranaldo agrees. "We're doing are empty! but were also a lot better than We knew they were undefeated The entire team thought good so far. It shows the depth in number's Men's soccer these colleges. and so we all got psyched up for Tuesday's game was going to be the team because it doesn't mat- team defeated six university In a school plagued with the game and managed to pull scoreless at half time. ter who plays and who doesn't. teams in a tournament last parking problems, scheduling through," said Hawk defender "During the second half, we Our bench is solid. January. They're favoured to win conflicts, and obscenely long- Dennis Dametto. just went out there and took it. The Hawks host Redeemer the Nationals this year and they lineups, the Athletic Department Eric Teammate Ranaldo We just had to win it," Redwood next Thursday at 4:30 p.m. play an exciting attacking style. gives us teams that should mak^ agreed. "We heard they had a said. The problem here isn't filling the us at least a little bit excited. No; strong team and so we knew it bleachers with fans. The problem this isn't Michigan. Michigart; was going to be rough. But we is finding fans who know where wouldn't want fans lik^; just went out there and played the bleachers are. Their star strik- Humber's. our game." er Phil Caporrella recently asked Underneath shiny: The Hawks stuck to their those if I knew where their field uniforms that all gameplan, playing a controlled me new Hawk of was k>cated. Luckily I did. (being our teams received this lies type of soccer. year, a sports writer for the school something the rest of the college "After we scored the first two paper, I'm supposed to) but I'm is desperately in need of. Pride. , quick goals, we started to really the minority. Do you know Humber College's vanatjii; control the game," Dametto said. where Valley Field is? TTiere's a program is comparable with lh4 Adolfo Mella, Marlon Archer iiivia tjuestion. best in It's and Rob Petrkiewicz each scored the country. the supr;;

Bottom line, empty seats. port that's rate. -I goals. second The sannie quiet church-like Adam Morandini played in net in both games. He had not played goal up until then due to a shoulder injury. WEEKLY EXAM "Adam made some key Which 3 heavyweight champions did Mike saves," said coach Germain Sanchez, about Tuesdays game. Tyson defeat on his way to unifying the

"His shoulder is better, so I Heavywieight Division? decided to put him in. He is usu- ally the starting goalie." Last Lueek's ansuier: The Hawks travelled to play Mohawk on Tuesday amid Daue Butz, Russ Grimm, Jeff Bostic, Joe extremely harsh weather condi- A 4-0 start signifies success but not overconfidence. Jacoby, Mark May tions. Midfielder Lorenzo PHOTO BYTANIA EVANGELISTA Redwood was responsible for Humber Et Cetera Oct. 6, 1994

?3S International Volleyball teams on campus

NICOLE NIGHTINGALE York University, and Humber reasons the college has received has grown by successfully hosting game is thought of as an honor

Staff Writer College is one of only two col- this honor again. Hood contin- several national basketball teams to the college, it's also beneficial. leges selected this year. during the spring and "It provides us with an oppor- One of the most prestigious The Humber College summer. tunity to display our facility, events in Canadian National match is one of six loca- The Canadian and because it's a huge draw for kids, sports. International Womens tions in Ontario and Ukraninan volleyball for high school students (and) for Volleyball, is coming to Humber Humber women's volley- teams will arrive at other college students," said College, again. ball coach Dave Hood Humber a week before Hood. He continued to say that Last year the Canadian Men's says the quality of the the event and will have the spectators get to see the qual- National Volleyball team played facility and the staff, is five practices each ity of the programs Humber puts at the Gordon Wragg Athletic part of the reason why. before game day. on, because everybody in both Center (GWAC) and in five "York (University) has As one of the fastest volleyball programs are involved games managed to defeat a tradition of holding growing sports in North in this event. Russian club team Sotomayor, international events," said America, sales especial- "it benefits us (Humber Humber's Gym (tryouts above), will host big- three games to two. Hood. "Now it's starting, ly from the nearby College) by giving us exposure," time V-Ball next month. This year it's the women's because of our amazing community are expect- said Hood. PHOTO BY NICOLE NIGHTINGALE turn. facility, what I believe is ed to be large. With ticket sales beginning The Canadian National Team the best facility of any col- "There is a huge later this week. Hood is opti- will play the Ukrainian National lege or university in Ontario that ued to praise Humber's Athletic push from the Ukrainian commu- mistic about the exhibition Team on Sunday, October 16. I've seen, hopefully to become a Centre staff by saying they're nity," said Hood. "They are guar- match's success. The only other college or uni- tradition at Humber." always there to help in any situa- anteeing a considerable amount "It started last year after host- versity that has hosted the exhibi- Hood cites Humber's large tion. of sales at each site, that's how ing the men's national team," tion match more than once is seating capacity, excellent center Also, the Humber Athletic involved they are." concluded Hood. 'The women's court, and large staff as the main Centre's reputation for excellence Even though this exhibition match is next in the cycle." Varsity cuts made iiiilli:R^i£R::H:AvvKS Up Iricomih^ garnet i|iiiiir Men's V-Ball team goes with young lineup v,...... v,v,v.-, .,...., ...v. .M:^^'^^®'' iiillii|ii|p.m.

Fairness was also part of the ty," said Assistant Coach Wilkins. NICOLE NIGHTINGALE iiilllSiiitiiilli Staff Writer criteria. "So it's better that in the long run lllllllllllliii "There is no use (of) some- that they, (the players that were l|||||ii|||i|i|||:||ame cut from the team), accept the It took over a week and a half, iiiiiiiliiiiii^i'-m but the 94-95 men's volleyball fact that its been a tough cut, and try out again next year." llliilr'fiifriiilil team was finally selected. ivien'$ BagHet^alf 1994 HUltflQEti HAWiCg Since the team can only dress iiiiii^^renne'i-i From over 30 students trying Alumni Exhibition Game 12 players for each game accord- TmaD*Antonio out, the team was first cut to 21 MEN'S VOLLEYBALL Oct. 12 -8:00 p,m. players, then cut down to 15 ing to OCAA (Ontario Colleges ilametta Paris Athletic Association) rules, men's players on the final try-out day. Andrew Simmons^ Kim PouHn volleyball can find itself in quite a "It doesn't matter what's up Jeff Belanger4? Jenn South here now, {referring to that days dilemma when the injured Ryan Alumni Exhibition Dean Wyiie-f^ Game Brown recovers from wrist player list), it only matters what's Eugene Selva*R (R*Returnlng Player) Oct. 13 -6:00 p.m. up here on Friday," player Ted surgery. Keith ^fig^r-lll "A volleyball" team can only Stefan ic said before day two of Coach^lm Henderson Jftfllftt TitolKlftS the tryouts. dress 12 players for each game However, on Friday, the deci- Kittgsley$c0tt but a team can have a total of 15 roster, sion making had just begun. KarmAmer players on the "said They wanted to keep 15 play- Chuck Bdstfe Women's Assistant Coach Wilkins. SPECIAL THANKS ers, with three people becoming Ryan Brown Wayne Even though the team num- practice players, but Head Coach Ted Stefan ic TO: bers game is finally over, there is Steve Corbin, Assistant Coach Les Lancaster still a decision to be made about Wayne Wilkins and Athletic Chad Retd JANET WALHOUT the setting position. Director Doug Fox decided it "We have two or three possi- wouldn't be fair to all the players. (R-Retuming Player) bilities that are going to work "We worked over a lot of dif- we heavily we're going to ferent ideas (like whether to keep on and Coach-Sfeve Cofbin PATRICIA WILKINSON 15 practice players)," said assis- gear our game around that," said Wayne Wilkins. tant coach Wayne Wilkins. "We FOR DELIVERING just finally decided that we're Whether it's 12 or 13 players, body coming in and maybe play- this year's volleyball team is still going to cut it down to 13 and LAST WEEK'S ing that way there will be less ani- one game and suddenly going for the gold. they've lost one year of eligabili- mosity between players." ET CETERA! Diamond Gym Welcomes Humber Students for some goocTft. inexpensive fun

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•Mm Oct. 6, 1994 Humber Et Cetera T.K.O. for boxing?

Does the future of boxing reside in the hands of an inmate?

weights. For starters I have a problem with the credibility undisputed champ in 1990 only to follow it up with the of the ranking system and the method of choosing con- worst fight of his life in losing to Evander "The Real Deal"

tenders for championship bouts. I personally believe that Holyfield. After weighing in at a svelte 231 pounds for his BEVOND THE three divisions are way too many, creating too many fight with Tyson, Douglas ballooned to 246 pounds for opportunities for borderline fighters eg. Bert Cooper, the Holyfield defence. BOKSCORE Tony Tubbs and most recently Jesse Ferguson. Boxing promoters and handlers are equally to blame

I also don't think it is coincidental that the best heavy- for the sorry state of today's heavyweight title bouts. Too often when a fighter wins a title his handler makes sure

his first defence will be an easy one, and that is where the "Will the real heavyweight Champion STEVE KAGAN upsets occur. please come forward? That is the question Columnist In addition, the promoter of the champ can basically decide gets title shot or not full on my mind as I watch and see the devel- who a and knowing well Something is definitely wrong with the sport they call that the rules stipulate a mandatory defence against the oping farce and mockery that is the the "sweet science". number one contender, it seems logical that the champ division." After the last heavyweight boxing championship fight heavyweight would want to get in one easy payday before that first debacle, in which 29-year-old journeyman Oliver McCall "real" defence. defeated World Boxing Council (WBC) belt holder weight tilts took place when there was just one champion. Getting back to Lewis, this unfortunate ex-champ now

Lennox Lewis, it is plain to see that the over 190 pound Ever since the late 70s when there became three box- finds his career in trouble. Don King, who handles division is literally taking a standing eight-count. ing bodies 1 have watched stiff after stiff lay claim to box- McCall, has said that Lewis is not in his fighter's plans

Will the real heavyweight champion please come for- ing's ultimate crown. and he'll have to wait his turn. King sums it all up by say- ward? That is the question on my mind as I watch and Since Tyson suffered his first unexpected career loss ing "Lewis has two chances: slim and none, and slim has see the developing farce and mockery that is the heavy- there have been six different champions: Douglas, left town. weight division. Holyfield, Riddick Bowe, Lewis, Moorer and now McCall. Remember the 'Rumble in the Jungle' where A brief synopsis. There are two "recognized" heavy- That statistic reveals the problem: this division has no Muhammad Ali used his rope-a-dope tactics to thorough- weight champions for the three sanctioned boxing bodies. legitimate contenders. ly frustrate and then dispatch George Foreman? Currently the World Boxing Association (WBA) and Who could forget such mainstays as Tim Witherspoon How about the equally exciting "Thrilla in Manila" International Boxing Federation (IBF) belts are held by (WBA, 1986) who ran into a human punching bag from 1975 where Ali avenged his loss to Smokin' Joe Michael Moorer {a blown-up cruiserweight) and McCall (a named Pinklon Thomas, losing the title in his first Frazier four years earlier? former sparring partner to Larry Holmes) has the WBC defence, less than three months after winning it. We need to see more fights like those and we will, but version. Then there was James "Buster" Douglas who fought only when the man who can honestly claim to be the best

You may ask what I find so wrong with the heavy- the best fight of his life to end Mike Tyson's reign as heavyweight of all, finishes his prison term.

Hoop tryouts continue Number College Camf^us Recreation Katz and Dilena look for the right players

JASON JUMP EXTRAMURAL staff Writer ICE HOCKEV Twenty-five down and three to go is the mandate coaches TEAM Mike Katz and Rick Dilena faced Tuesday, October 1 3:30 pm Rink 1 early this week. Thursday, 1 The men's basketball final try- October 3 4:00 pm Rink 1 out was held Monday evening in Monday, October 1 4:15 pm Rink 3 the Humber gym. Thursday, October 20 4:00 pm Rink 1 The roster was trimmed to 15 * Practices at IVestwood Arena (Hwy 27 A Carriere) players after last week's opening * Prospective players must pre register in Athletics prior to tryouts tryout of 40 players. The final roster will have 12 players. Two new players hoping to OPEN TRYOUTS!! make the Hawks' lineup are Kevin Shand and transfer stu- dent Dennis Barham. Shand is six-foot nine and lAJDOOH SOCCER weighs approximately 260 pounds. Athletic Director Doug Fox says Shand would be a tremendous help because the team needs the height and size. Shand was recruited last year. Barham is a transfer student from Durham college. His team made the O.C.A.A. semi finals last year. Entries Open: Retired Hawk Richard Saunders gave has expectations Monday, October 10 of Barham saying he'll be an asset to the team because he brings experience and a winning attitude. Enties Close/ The Hawks first game Is Wednesday October 12 at 8 Organizational Meeting: p.m. when they play in the Humber Alumni game. Wednesday, October 26 ich Katz watches a potential Hawk do some jammin'. PHOTO BYJASON JUMP 3:00 p.m. RoomA137 ^\ "

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A ^At> JASfc iNYei^ AWh Fonceca Mvants to stay

Fonceca and student in the shop. Everyone wants him to stay but his contract won't allow it. PHOTO BY SEAN BALLANTYNE

Continued from front page dollars... During the 90 days, he may or may

not be teaching depending if there is any work

repurchased, Fonceca would have to be paid for him. It's very expensive. whether or not there were students. That Despite the risk of layoff, Fonceca said he being the case he would have to be laid-off, would gladly take a full-time teaching position. which would cost even more money. "It's been a dream of mine to be a teacher.

"The cost of the lay-off would just break I finally got that chance when I came here. Of

us," said Moulton. "Laying a person off is not all the jobs I've ever done in my life. I've just sending out a notice... there's the 90 days always wanted to be a teacher. UNP'OrtU/vJAT^L-Y, CAL.V/NJ DIDN'T notice, there's the 90 days retraining... that gets "If I could do anything else, I'd stay. No L-AT"e ReAUlZG" UNT\L> IT \A/AS TOO into thousands upon thousands of matter what happened. I'd stay." THAT THIS WAS NIT HOB^G^ • • • Horrlbb-y^op^y Octob'jr 6^3 By y^an B. Payt^mah Aries (March 21-April 19) Leo (July 23-Aug 22) Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21) You'd probably see the world in a differ- When you worry, your face will frown. You want to be where people see the ent light if you took off those damned That will bring everybody down. Don't troubles are all the same. You want to sunglasses. worry, be happy. be where everybody knows your name. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Virgo (Aug 23-Scpt 22) Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) This isn't a good time to lend money- Take San Diego by three and a half over Give up. It's not even worth trying. -especially since you're flat-broke. Kansas City (oh wait, that's the wrong Aquarius (Jan 20-Fcb 18) Hahahahaha! Losfer! type of forecast). The guy who usually does Aquarius has Gemini (May 21-June 21) Libra (Sept 23-Oct 23) been locked out by the fortune-tellers' Try something you wouldn't normally You're slow to learn new technology this Players Asssociation. do. Check out CBC's new fall line-up. week. Let's face it; on the information Pisces (Feb 19-Mar 20) Cancer (June 22-July 22) superhighway, you're a speedbump. Physical fitness, along with compassion A certain Humber Etc. editor requested Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 21) and understanding, will be foremost in that Cancer s Horrible-scope be better You won't have much luck borrowing your future, tubby! this week Well, here goes ... aw money from a Taurus. g^ez,no rc)gm left!

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