10 Feb. 14, 2019 www.alamedasun.com Alameda Sun Classified: Advertising and legal announcements continued from page 7 Valentine’s Advice with the County Clerk- of general circulation, by the following owner(s) FICTITIOUS BUSINESS Recorder of Alameda printed in this County: Alexander Atwood, Inc. NAME STATEMENT County on 2/1/2019. Alameda. This statement at 9000 Crow Canyon FILE #554826 AS 1539 2/7, 2/14, 2/21, 2/28/2019 was filed with the County Rd., Danville, CA 94506. The following individual is FICTITIOUS BUSINESS on 2/1/2019. Business conducted as a doing business as: Cancilla for Old Grouches NAME STATEMENT Wynne S. Carvill, Judge of Corporation. The registrant Creative at 1719 Ninth FILE #554697 the Superior Court began to transact busi- St., Alameda, Alameda Gil Michaels The following individual AS 1543 2/7, 2/14, 2/21, 2/28/2019 ness using the fictitious County, CA 94501 is hereby My sainted sister and I recently is doing business as: ORDER TO SHOW business name listed registered by the following above on 10/15/2018. This owner(s) Monika Cancilla endured a lengthy and cruel no- Specialized Automotive CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF cause eviction from our beloved Services at 1366 Doolittle NAME CASE NUMBER: statement was filed with at 1719 Ninth St., Alameda, Dr., Ste. 4, San Leandro, RG19005458 the County Clerk-Recorder CA 94501. Business con- Grand Street Station-area apart- Alameda County, CA PETITION OF: Sofia of Alameda County on ducted as an Individual. ment. Suddenly homeless, we were 94577 is hereby registered Betteo Sidoine 1/30/2019. The registrant has not yet forced to sift through all we’d accu- by the following owner(s) TO ALL INTERESTED AS 1546 2/14, 2/21, 2/28, 3/7/2019 begun to transact business mulated during a perfect 11-year GCF Automotive Inc. at PERSONS: FICTITIOUS BUSINESS using the fictitious business name listed above. This tenancy. Most of our possessions 1366 Doolittle Dr., Ste. 4, 1. Petitioner: Sofia Betteo NAME STATEMENT wound up in garbage bags, includ- San Leandro, CA 94577. Sidoine filed a petition FILE #554661 statement was filed with Business conducted as a with this court for a decree The following individual is the County Clerk-Recorder ing clothes, hundreds of books and Corporation. The registrant changing names as fol- doing business in Alameda of Alameda County on my CD collection. began to transact business lows: Present name: Sofia County as: Lincoln Harris 2/4/2019. As I dejectedly perused the cds using the fictitious busi- Betteo Sidoine. Proposed CSG at 2000 McKinney AS 1549 2/14, 2/21, 2/28, 3/7/2019 for the last time, I found a few ness name listed above on name: Sofia Alisandra Ave., Ste. 1000, Dallas, FICTITIOUS BUSINESS that I’d never listened to: “Perez 1/1/2019. This statement Betteo. Dallas County, TX 75201 NAME STATEMENT Prado Mambo Mania,” “Johnny and was filed with the County 2. THE COURT ORDERS is hereby registered by the FILE #554799 Clerk-Recorder of Alameda that all persons inter- following owner(s) Lincoln The following individual The Hurricanes Rockin’ Goose” and County on 1/31/2019. ested in this matter appear Property Company is doing business as: “Connie Francis’s Greatest Hits.” AS 1541 2/7, 2/14, 2/21, 2/28/2019 before the court at the Commercial Service 4th World Press at 646 Francis was a golden-voiced FICTITIOUS BUSINESS hearing indicated below to Enterprises, Inc. at 2000 Kennedy St., Ste. 111, singer of the 1950s and ’60s roman- NAME STATEMENT show cause, if any, why McKinney Ave., Ste. Oakland, Alameda County, tic, schmaltzy, hook-heavy hits like FILE #553762 the petition for change of 1000, Dallas, TX 75201. CA 94606 is hereby reg- “Lipstick On Your Collar,” “Who’s The following individual name should not be grant- Business conducted as a istered by the following Sorry Now” and one that intrigued is doing business as: ed. Any person object- Corporation. The registrant owner(s) Andy An Phuoc ing to the name change began to transact business Nguyen at 646 Kennedy me, “Stupid Cupid.” As Cupid’s ARIO at 31150 Brooklyn activities have caused great misery St., Union City, Alameda described above must using the fictitious busi- St., Ste. 111, Oakland, CA County, CA 94587 is file a written objection ness name listed above on 94606. Business conducted in my life, I avidly listened to the Courtesy image hereby registered by the that includes the reasons 1/27/2014. This statement as an Individual. The regis- tune: “Stupid Cupid, you’re a real After “Stupid Cupid” became a hit for Connie Francis following owner(s) Keyvan for the objection at least was filed with the County trant has not yet begun to mean guy, I’m going to clip your Ashkanifar at 31150 two court days before the Clerk-Recorder of Alameda transact business using the in 1958, she likely forgave the little cherub for all his matter is scheduled to be County on 1/30/2019. fictitious business name wings so you can’t fly!” Brooklyn St., Union City, Needless to say, I eased the painful trickery. CA 94587. Business con- heard and must appear AS 1547 2/14, 2/21, 2/28, 3/7/2019 listed above. This statement at the hearing to show was filed with the County agony of the move to our new home I was incensed. “It’s not funny, I ducted as an Individual. ORDER TO SHOW Alameda in Spirit The registrant has not yet cause why the petition CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF Clerk-Recorder of Alameda in far-east “Siberialameda” by con- was traumatized for weeks!” begun to transact busi- should not be granted. NAME CASE NUMBER: County on 2/1/2019. tinuously humming the tune. “I make no guarantees in love, ness using the fictitious If no written objection is RG19003311 AS 1552 2/14, 2/21, 2/28, 3/7/2019 One morning, while deep into a my friend.” He said, smugly. “I only expensive bottle of Schramsberg business name listed timely filed, the court may PETITION OF: Dealband FICTITIOUS BUSINESS gratitude meditation for the miracle create opportunities.” Champagne, she said ‘A whole bot- above. This statement grant the petition without Christine Soufastai NAME STATEMENT a hearing. of finding another affordable apart- “How about Big Susan, the blind tle? You drink too much!’ was filed with the County TO ALL INTERESTED FILE #554869 ment in Alameda, I inadvertently date from hell you arranged?” I con- “When I tried to order dinner, Clerk-Recorder of Alameda NOTICE OF HEARING PERSONS: The following individual County on 1/8/2019. a. Date: 4/5/2019, Time: 1. Petitioner: Dealband is doing business as: Fire hummed the tune. tinued in my defense. “I met her on she had no idea what I meant by 11:30 a.m., Dept. 24 AS 1542 2/7, 2/14, 2/21, 2/28/2019 Christine Soufastai filed Wings Alameda at 1620 Suddenly, a sound like a giant Valentine’s Day at Frizzy O’Leary’s, broccoli. And she hated everything b. The address of the leaf blower rocked the place. There ORDER TO SHOW a petition with this court Park St., Alameda, Alameda a popular restaurant in Oakland. on the menu in general.” court is 1221 Oak St., for a decree changing County, CA 94501 is hereby CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF Oakland, CA 94612. was a thunderous, heavy plop I saw her at the bar. She looked “Another disaster! How did it NAME CASE NUMBER: names as follows: Present registered by the follow- and then a pounding on the door. like comedian Jerry Lewis’s Nutty end?” asked Cupid. c. A copy of this Order to name: Dealband Christine ing owner(s) Fire Wings RG19005107 Show Cause shall be pub- I opened it, and there stood an Professor in drag.” “I ordered her the only things PETITION OF: An Chieh Soufastai. Proposed Alameda, LLC at 1620 Park lished at least once each name: Christine Dealband St., Alameda, CA 94501. ancient, three-foot, morbidly obese, “Halloween on Valentine’s Day!” she wanted, pie and a glass of Cheng week for four successive curly haired boy dressed only in a laughed Cupid. milk. Then I paid the bill, left her TO ALL INTERESTED Soufastai Chugh. Business conducted as a weeks prior to the date set 2. THE COURT ORDERS Limited Liability Company. tiny, red speedo. It was Cupid, the “It’s not funny!” I bellowed. “So $40 for cab fare, said goodbye PERSONS: for hearing on the petition 1. Petitioner: An Chieh that all persons inter- The registrant has not yet Roman God of Love, himself. His I approached her, and said ‘Hello and split. in the following newspaper ested in this matter appear begun to transact business Cheng filed a petition with of general circulation, little wings beat furiously, causing Susan, let’s sit down and have a Her parting words were “See this court for a decree before the court at the using the fictitious business the deafening noise. drink. ya, fatso!” printed in this County: hearing indicated below to name listed above. This changing names as fol- Alameda. This statement I was horrified. “Turn those off “She looked at me contemp- Cupid grimaced. “Well I sup- lows: Present name: An show cause, if any, why statement was filed with was filed with the County the petition for change of the County Clerk-Recorder and get in here!” I yelled. The wings tuously and barked, ‘I am sitting pose I have made things rough on Chieh Cheng. Proposed on 2/4/2019. quit, and Cupid stepped in. “I don’t name: Angel Cheng Fong. name should not be grant- of Alameda County on down!’ you, but that’s just love’s capri- Wynne S. Carvill, Judge of ed. Any person object- 2/4/2019. 2. THE COURT ORDERS the Superior Court want to be rude, but I just moved “I asked a waiter to seat us. I cious nature, as they say.” With ing to the name change AS 1553 2/14, 2/21, 2/28, 3/7/2019 that all persons inter- AS 1544 2/7, 2/14, 2/21, 2/28/2019 into this place, and the last thing I reached into my jacket pocket and that, his wings started beating and ested in this matter appear described above must want is for my new, multi-cultural produced a single white rose. I he moved to the door. He reached FICTITIOUS BUSINESS file a written objection PROPERTIES before the court at the neighbors to see is a 350-pound guy handed it to Big Susan. up, touched my hand and whis- hearing indicated below to NAME STATEMENT that includes the reasons FILE #553903 for the objection at least FOR RENT in a red speedo pounding on my “‘Happy Valentine’s Day, beauti- pered, “I apologize for my stupid- show cause, if any, why door. Don’t you mythical entities the petition for change of The following individual two court days before the CALL OMM FOR A HOME. ful,’ I lied. ity, and the pain that I’ve caused. name should not be grant- is doing business as: matter is scheduled to be Rentals change daily. Check have any common sense?” “She glared at me and grunted, But here’s some Valentine’s Day ed. Any person object- Hella Succulent at 1805 heard and must appear OMM rentals online omm Cupid got angry. “Talk about ‘One rose? Are you kidding?’ advice for old grouches like you: ing to the name change Lincoln Ave. Apt. A, at the hearing to show homes.com or call (510) common sense,” he squeaked, in “I knew the date was doomed, To love and win is the best thing. Alameda, Alameda County, cause why the petition described above must 522-8074 for new listings. his little munchkin voice. “What and tried to end it quickly, but it got To love and lose, the next best. file a written objection CA 94501 is hereby reg- should not be granted. istered by the following If no written objection is WINDOW SHADES common sense do you have, hum- worse. I tried to order an aperitif, Think about it!” that includes the reasons ming that terrible song, calling me for the objection at least owner(s) Rochelle Brown timely filed, the court may and she thought I was making fun He snickered at my confusion, at 1805 Lincoln Ave. Apt. grant the petition without SALES & SERVICE stupid and threatening to assault two court days before the of her teeth. stepped out the door and flew away matter is scheduled to be A, Alameda, CA 94501. a hearing. CUSTOM MADE WINDOW me! I should have you arrested!” “The waiter suggested Asti with a roar. heard and must appear Business conducted as an NOTICE OF HEARING SHADES • Showroom • “Well, to me, you are stupid!” Spumante and Big Susan said, ‘I Finding love in all the wrong Individual. The registrant a. Date: 4/12/2019, Time: at the hearing to show Full Service • Installation I defended myself. “Check my ain’t drinkin’ no assed tea!’ places at satsfats510@mailstation. cause why the petition has not yet begun to 11:30 a.m., Dept. 24 Featuring Hunter Douglas transact business using b. The address of the records, and look at the pain you’ve “When I tried to order an com. should not be granted. window fashions. Alameda caused me! Go back 46 years, to my If no written objection is the fictitious business court is 1221 Oak St., Shade Shop • Since 1949. timely filed, the court may name listed above. This Oakland, CA 94612. 914 Central Ave. 522-0633 first love, cute little Jeannie, and grant the petition without statement was filed with c. A copy of this Order to see what happened!” a hearing. the County Clerk-Recorder Show Cause shall be pub- MUSIC LESSONS Cupid snapped his fingers and Law Office of C.J. Kingsley NOTICE OF HEARING of Alameda County on lished at least once each 1/10/2019. week for four successive an iPad magically appeared. He 1101 MARINA VILLAGE PARKWAY, SUITE 201 a. Date: 4/5/2019, Time: ALAMEDA, CA 94501-3579 AS 1545 2/7, 2/14, 2/21, 2/28/2019 weeks prior to the date set scrolled for a minute, then chirped, 11:30 a.m., Dept. 24 “Oh dear! You’re right! What a disas- b. The address of the FICTITIOUS BUSINESS for hearing on the petition YOU HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT WILLS AND TRUSTS. in the following newspaper court is 1221 Oak St., NAME STATEMENT ter! You worked up the nerve to call I HAVE ANSWERS. of general circulation, PIANO CLASSES with Oakland, CA 94612. FILE #554666 Carolyn Queener and Katy her, and asked her out to see Kiss’s c. A copy of this Order to The following individual is printed in this County: very first Bay Area appearance at EVENING AND WEEKEND APPOINTMENTS. Alameda. This statement Stephan. Now enrolling CALL MONDAY-FRIDAY 6PM - 9PM AND SUNDAY 9AM - 9PM: Show Cause shall be pub- doing business in Alameda for new term. Call 523- the old Winterland Ballroom. But lished at least once each County as: CleanerOne was filed with the County 510/864-2300 on 1/18/2019. 4924. Send an email to she stood you up by having her week for four successive Services at 9000 Crow [email protected] Wynne S. Carvill, Judge of roommate tell you she’d been kid- EMAIL: [email protected] weeks prior to the date set Canyon Rd., Danville, or [email protected] the Superior Court napped — very creative of her!” He VISIT MY WEBSITE: HTTP://CJKINGSLEYLAW.COM/ for hearing on the petition Contra Costa County, CA for more information. in the following newspaper 94506 is hereby registered AS 1548 2/14, 2/21, 2/28, 3/7/2019 chuckled.

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