VOLUBE XI. LaGrange College, LaGrange, OCTOBER, 1932, NUMBER 1. Bifehop Moore MISS FRESHMEN WEDS MR. JUNIOR, Chapel Program Reception Given Speaks at Open- Revs. Wilson, Twiggs and Dallas For Faculty ing of College Members of the student body, fa- Hallowe'en Party have delivered interesting speeches and Students culty, and friends assembled in the At LaGrange College at various chapel services this year. Each of these men has brought us Bishop Moore, of Dallas, Texas was College Auditorium Monday evening One of the principal social activ- The faculty and students of La- a practical and inspiring message- the principal speaker at the opening October 24th, for the marriage of ities of the past month was the re- grange college entertained Friday "Whenever we make a fighting exorcises of LaGrange Colege on Miss Freshie (Annelle Moore) and ception given Wednesday, Septem- evening at a Hallow-e'en masquer- stand for the right, we will not September 14th. Following the in- Mr. Classman, Junior (Sara Bond)- ber 28, by the congregation of the ade party in the gymnasium of the need to fly; for the powers of God vocation by Dr. R. L. Russell, pre- The ceremony was performed at First Methodist Church for the college. will be between us and the powers siding elder of the North Atlanta 8:30 o'clock by Thelma Dunbar, college facutty and students. District, President Thompson intro- The guests were met in the par- of evil" was the theme of Mr. Wil- president of the Student Govern- lors and assembed immediately af- The church was very attractively duced the speaker. Bishop Moore ment Association. son's talk. decorated with autumn flowers of terwards in the gymnasium which Mr. Twiggs spoke of an ever pop- brought an inspiring message, in- The bridal party formed a beauti- all kinds. Punch was served during was decorated throughout in a color ular subject—that of Love. The quiring what our purpose was in ful tableau standing before an im- the evening by Msses Louise Better- scheme of yellow and black, carrying Scriptural basis for the subject was coming to LaGrange College, and provised altar draped with white ton Sara Johnson, Mary Green, out the Hallowe'en idea. Quantities taken from the familiar verse, "For urging us to fit ourselves to accom- and decorated wth baskets of large Biilie Turner, Mary Traylor, and of autumn leaves were also used in God so loved the world that he plish real service. pink and white chrysanthemums. ^etty Ragsdale. Miss Mary Leslie, attractive arrangement. The swim- gave." "Love," Mr. Twiggs demon- Following Bishop Moore's talk At the back of the altar foliage Mrs. Jimmie Jones and Miss Mary ming pool was decorated to repre- strated, "is the most expensive were speeches of welcome by re- plants were banked, interspersed by Radford also assisted in entertaining. sent a witch's cave. treasure that we purchase." presentatives of the Alumnae, the Y. flooi baskets filled with chrysanthe- Receiving at the door were Miss- A program of entertainment was Rebecca, an "uncrowned queen W. C. A. and the Student Govern- mums and roses. es Claudia Twiggs, Edna Smith and enjoyed, including a grand inarch of the Old Testament," was the ment. Mrs. Paul Potts, of the Miss Mare Hammond, of LaGrange ^ranees Fleeth and" Raymond Wil- and several games. Many out- subject of Mr. Dallas' discourse. Alumnae, welcomed the new girls, sang "At Dawning" and "I Love linaham. Mrs. Arthur Thompson standing costumes were worn by I From the unsefish life of this he- wishing for them that they might Yon Truly." "Lohengrin" bridal Rid Mrs. T. G- Polhill introduced j the guests. Miss Evelyn Varner, of roii.e, Mr. Dallas drew a significant come to know and love LaGrange chorus, played by Annie Rosa Bond the guests to the main receiving White, won the prize for the most moral—that of breaking conven- as the "old girls" know and love her. heralded the entrance of the bridal line. This consisted of the new Wilfred Adams, president of the attractive girls dress, wearing a tion. "Conventions," Mr. Dallas party. harem costume, while Jimmy Geeslin '"uchers—Mr. Sledd,, Mr. and Mrs. "V" told of the willingness of the The bridal party passed through sai'd, "preserve that of the past Blanks, Misses Eops, Bibbs and representing a tin soldier won the is good." However, violating cus- "Y" to serve, and challenged every the aisles, wheh were connected with ■RiPant, Mr. and Mrs. Howard boy's prize. Miss Virginia Wooten, tom becomes necessary when it girl to Christian living and service. crepe paper. Louise Dobbs and Wooding, Mrs. E. K. Farmer, Mr. Thelma Dunbar, president of the of Rome, dressed as Russian boy, stands between us and service. Evelyn Varner were groomsmen. was presented the prize for the most Tom Traylor. Mrs. Hal Childs, Mrs. Student Government Association, oOo Ruth Dempsey and Elizabeth Floy! original costume. Smith. Miss Maidee Smith. Mr. gave the welcome in. behalf of the were ushers. American Legion A. R. Alexander. Mr. and Mrs. E. student body. During the evening apple cider The matron of honor, Virginia and gingerbread were served. About A. Bailey, and Mr. and Mrs. L. M. Muscal numbers of the program Offers Citizen- Wocten, was gowned in pale blue one hundred young men from La- Twinrys. were a solo by Miss Wilkin, and. a georgette, fashioned on the princess Grange and surrounding cities were ship Medal A bout three hundred guests called violin selection by Miss -Farmer. silhouette, and carried a bouquet of present at the affair. during the evening. oOo white and cream chrysanthemums oOo — In a recent talk at chapel, Major oOo Welcome to the Faculty tied wth pink tulle. Faculty Gives Recital 0. C. Holleran announced that the The bridesmaids gowns were of Baxter L. Schaub Post of the Amer- Mrs. R. J. Atkinson The students of LaGrange Col- nastel shades, fashioned like the One of the most delightful enter- ican Legion is offering a Citizenship lege extend a sincere and hearty matron of honor's. They carried Talks at Chapel tainments of the college year is the Medal to be awarded to a member inie to the members of the bouquets of chrysanthemums and annual Faculty Recital, given by of the Senior Class of LaGrange faculty. We are delighted to see roses tied with pink tulle. The College. The medal, which will be One of the most delightful speak- he directors of piano, voice and ex- again those who have been with us bridesmaids were Idawee Springer awarded at commencement, goes to ers, we've had n chapel ths year was rression. before. You have a place in our and Mozelle Nail, Elizabeth Yar- Evelyn Revill's aunt, Mrs. R. J. At- This year the recital was given in the student, who, during the school hearts and we anticipated your re- brough was ring bearer. Virginia kinson, of Greenville. Mrs. Atkin- the college auditorium on Friday year 1932-33, is most outstanding in turn. Franklin and Virginia Duncan were hor.or, courage, scholarship, leader- son s one of L. C.'s "finished pro- evening, September 23, at 8:15. We are delighted, too, to welcome flower girls, and Louise Hawkes ship and service. The prelimnary ducts" as Mr. Thompson introduced The program was opened with the new members of the 'faculty. was train bearer. Ruth Estes, Nell decision, which will be made by lie her. She graduated "years and Scarlotti-Buelows "Capriccio in F May this year be such a happy one Vetch, Frances Tilly and Jean Dar- faculty of LaGrange College, will years ago." "Oh! I'm just an an- Minor" and Schumann's "Novelette for you that you will learn to love dc • were ribbon bearers. oe passed upon by a committee of tique," she would say; and we in C Major," two lovely piano solos, L C. as much as we. The lovely bride, a graceful, slen- the American Legion Post. might add that she is indeed a pre- rendered by Miss Rosa Muller. So, to this entire faculty, the der brunette, was given in marriage cious and priceless one- 0Q° sutdent body sends greetings: by her father (Kathleen Glisson). Miss Elizabeth Wilkin, voice in- Mrs. Atkinson's subject was on: Here's to the Faculty, both old and She was kowned in white net and structor gave "I Attempt" from Open House Held at "How to be a Good Citizen." First new! her veil was adjusted by abandeau Love's Sickness to Fly" by Purcell, LaGrange College oT all, must read widely—not neglec- Here's to the Faculty! Welcome to of ribbon. She carred a .bouquet "The Captive" by Lala, "The Night- ting our Bibles, which have been you! of chrysanthemums tied with white ingale and the Rose," by Rimsky- On Friday night, the" faculty .nd the student body of LaGrange Col- the nspiration and guide for many oOo tulle. The groom (Sara Bond) and Kcrakoff; "Ecstacy," by Dunarc. his best man (Sue Hutcheson) met Next the new director of expres- le?>e entertained at a delightful of cur writers, painters and compos- ers. Indeed, we must read our L. C. Girls Visit the bride and her father at the altar sion, Miss Caroline Broadwell, read open house from eight-fifteen to Coca-Cola Plant "hire the groom vowed to cherish most impressively "His Mother's eleven. Bibles to know where such expres- sions as "the apple of my eye" and and protect Freshie and the bride Sermon," an. arrangement from The parlors were decorated with t-j be loyal to Student Government. "Beside the Bonnie Briar Bush," lovely Fall flowers. Colored lights "by the skin of my teeth" came On Thursday, September 22, La- Those taking the part of the by Ivan MacLaren. Were strung around the quadrangle, from. To understand our constitu- Grarge College girls received tick- hide's family were: mother, Eliza- The next group included two of on which were placed several booths, tion and laws we must know the et* from the Coca-Cola Bottling beth Henderson; father, Kathleen Chopin's compositions played by where in the course of the evening Bible, because does not the Bible Plant, inviting them to visit the held the original laws, and were Glsson; and little brother, Kather- Miss Cornelia Brownlee, director of contests were held. There was plant between two and four-thirty, these not given a new interpretation ine King. The groom's family were, music. They were "Etude in A-Flat "The Oracle of Delphi," as well as Friday afternoon. b; Christ? mother,. Ruth Jinks; and grandmoth- Major" and "Valse in E Minor." a fortune telling booth, so that When they arrived at the plant, er. Alice Lovern. This very enjoyable programme those who desired could see what In order to be a good citizen we the students were each given a was ended most effectively with the future held for them. must also be a good conversational- tablet, a pencil, and blotters. oOo Miss Gene Farmer, violin instructor, As each young man entered, he ist and be interested in present day Then they were invited into an ad- playing, "Rondo in G Major," by was presented a silhouette, on the affairs. Then Mrs. Atkinson stress- ing room, where they saw the A t the University of Alabama, a Mozart, and Mendelsshon's inmita- back of wheh was a description of ed the reading of periodicals with nt received thirteen B's and Coca-Cola being mixed and bottled. able "On Wings of Song." the young lady with whom he was special recommendation for the Sat- one F for work during a quarter- After seeing the preparation of the After the recital a formal recep^ to hav» the first prom. urday Evening Post (no charge for The single failure was a ourse on drink, they were served ice cold tion was held in the college parlors. During the evening a delightful the advertisement) "Of course if How to Study. Coca-Cola— a pleasant demonstra- Members of the faculty and college ice course, which carried out the vou can't get as good a magazine of the quality of the finished oOo officers were in the receiving line. color scheme of red and black, the as the Post to read there's the Lit- product. College colors, was served. e-.ny Digest, Atlantic Monthly, Har- The students of the college en- A feminism—accordingto the Hor- oOo About one hundred young men nors. etc." joyed the visit to the plant, and ap- net—is using superlatives to des- Thirty-Six sons and daughters from LaGrange, Greenville, Ho- We enjoyed your message. Mrs. preciate the kindness of Mr. Hurst cribe the commonest thing on God's alumni registered in Freshmen class eansville and other nearby towns '•fkinson, and wish we could have and of the Coca-Cola plant. green earth. at. the Maine University. were present. vou with us every day! October, 1932. THE SCROLL LaGrange College THE SCROLL Y. W. C. A. Recog- Y. W. C. A. Corner nition Service Published monthly by the Quill Facing Toward DON'T QUIT Dr.vers' Club of LaGrange College. Entered at Post Office at LaGrange, One of the most impressive serv- When things go wrong, as they Ga., as second class mail matter, i- loOo Upon my dreaming lips her cold, After puzzling a while the father the doings of your "crowd," your the single court was last year. We E. Revell: "You remind me of the cold kiss. turned to the hymn book and this is club, your class. fear that Mr. Murray has been get- se." —Carrie Fall Benson. what he found: Do you like to write? We shall tiiY; a double share of exercise by Nellie B.: Why, because I am wild, oOo "Sorrows vanauished, labors end- bo delighted to have you contribute working the courts and playing on restless and romantic?" ed, Jordan passed." t) The Scroll. The staff doesn't them, too, but he is certainly wel- Sophomore - Freshman E. Revell "Nope, just because you oOo want any monopoly on literary pro- come to all he can get out of them make me sick." Week They do say that a bunch of duction; we have enough to do with- —our hearty thanks included. We -OQ o- out that. Come on and do your Georgia Freshmen by dint of brute owe many hours of pleasant sport What was the meaning of all the part—for you really have a part in Exchanges strength impeded the progress of to his industry and generosity. -oinmotion on the Hill the second our school paper. Won't you? "n Austin on College Avenue. The oOo "•eek after the opening of school? So—luck to us! All of us work- young hicks probably mistook it for Just why were some of the girls Duke University has an addition ing together—let's make a better Y. W. C. A. PARTY one of those electric light bugs that r'rtssed n shirts and skirts of green to ts campus. It is a new set of Scroll next month, and the next. On Saturday night, September 24, '..'im the study lamp every night. with conspicious bows attached tc sixty-two bells which were recently the Y. W. C. A. entertained the 'he front of the shirt, which, strange installed in the tower. The Duke -rtO»- - ooo dormitory girls with an "auto" "o say, was in the back? Just why Chronicle says that the students are party. Several days ahead, attract - WF. HAVEN'T BEEN HERE LONG nil the bright and shining faces of unable to ■ pronounce the word and —BUT WE KNOW— To the New Girls ive signs were put up to tell us those girls gleefully skipping around have started calling them "the fifty we "auto" come. When we ar- the campus? thousand dollar bells." That Thelma is sweet. When you first came to LaGrange rived we were presented with slips You've guessed it already. Fresh- That Mr. Murray makes good speech- you were welcomed as guests of ot paper for an automobile contest. m.'.r Initiation! For the first time in the history of es. I We had races and games with tiny honor. The Student Government— ! On Monday noon, the shrinking, the institution women students make That Olive has a date whenever the the Y. W. C. A.—the Alumni—the automobiles and every one was timid freshmen were solemnly warn- up one-third of the entire roll of the parlor doors open. C Kirch—all joined in greeting you, given an "auto" to have for a sou- ed to wear a somewhat peculiar at- University o f Georgia. Sixteen That "Kat" makes a mean "pie bed" wishing you well, offering you a venir of a good time. Ruth Camp- tire to dinner the following evening. states and two foreign countries— That Mr. Sledd has dates often. place * among us. Even the Sopho- hell had charge of the party, and That night, they came marching in Wales and Venezuela—are repre- That "Kit" has gained an eighth of i she does have good refreshments! mores, cruel as they at first seemed, 1 single file, a dejected group, into sented in the student body this year. a pound. had a hearty as well as a hard wel- Come on, Ruth—let's have another the dining room. Evening dresses That Lucile stays near the phone come for you. gooa one! of all kinds and colors were seen. In accord with an announcement and doesn't get disappointed. ' Now, you have slipped into the oOo Each wore a very becoming felt hat last year that the university would That Evelyn adores airplanes. routine of the. college year. Reci- clusively in September. You are no ■nd veil with tennis shoes to match. accept produce from Illinois farm- That Nelle B. can open any door. tations come around with an almost longer a group of indistinguishable Of course, the customary bibs for ers as tuition and that they would AND WE DON'T KNOW— ' monotonous regularity; and then ex- strangers, herded together under the the babies were not omitted. j pay ten per cent above the market Why the seniors have sprees. pjitiilations — those first fearsome common name of "Freshie," but in- All Tuesday and Wednesday, the price, a student at Illinois Wesleyan Why Mr. Bailey even tries to ex- "quizzes"—arise their heads among dividuals. We know you now as solemn and dignified Sophomores '. University, paid his tuition with plain so patiently our math. you and spur you on to new effort. cheerful comrads, good sportsmen, eav{ orders to the Freshmen about forty sacks of potatoes. Why Annie Rosa haunts the post The Hill seems less strange, and be- interesting personalities. You have every twist and turn they should office. wildering than in the first miseries each become "one of us," a part of make. To study class, the sweet, Hamlin University, oldest college V. by Bessie Ruth giggles so at the o fhomesickness. For you, most of our college ife. We are glad of an i young things carried their teacher a i in Minnesota, no longer requires table. the "newness,, has worn off. opportunity to say again, "Welcome «riit of candy, cake or fruit. The 1 students to have credits for rrradua- Why Nell V. gets flowers. For us, too, there is a newness to LaGrange," for we are happy to freshies, themselves, were some- | tion. When they are able to pass a Why "Ellie" doesn't go into opera. thai is wearing off. We begin to have you for classmates, and proud what benefitted, too, because, each comprehensive examinaton they re- Why the Sophs are! see, now, what we welcomed so in- in calling you friends. (continued on last page) ceive their diplomas. Ferdina the Freshie.

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Latin Club Notes Preachers' Daughters Va'ner, White; Louise Hawkes, Cul- CLUBS AND CLASSES Organize vorton; Gertrude Linn, Atlanta; he Latin Club held its first meet- Louise Pharr, Decatur; Bessie Ruth At a recent meeting of the ing of the year on September 28th English Club Holds Seniors! Seniors! Bnvtz, Zebulon; Martha Jolly, Bre- Preachers' Daughters Club, the in the girl's social room. The pres- men; Elizabeth Yarbrough, West First Meeting following officers were elected: ident, Miss Annie Rosa Bond, called Now that we have been seniors Point; Monta L. Hall, Ringgold; resident—Inez Hill. the meeting to order and a short for quite a while, our class is not He.en Copelan, Norcross; Kathleen The English Club met in the V.-Presidents—Marion Wilson. business session was held. Every so busy being dignified as at the GIif.son, Griffin; NelT Veatch, prayer hall Wednesday afternoon, Secretary-Treas.— Gertrude Linn men ber of the club was present and very first. We are still sorry for Athens; Elizabeth Henderson, At- October 19, 1932 The meeting wa9 each one enthusiastic over plans for those people who are not members Scroll Reporter—Nell Barrett. lanta; Martha Elliott, Lithonia; called to order by the president. the year. Miss Bond assured the of The Honorable Class, but of There are seventeen members of Nell Barrett, Rockmart; Claudia During a shore business session it now club sponsor, Mr. Warren Sledd, course it is consoling to them to the club thi syear, as follows: Twiggs, LaGrange; Marion Wilson, was decided that the subject for of a hearty welcome. know that they, too, will be seniors Inez Hill, Hampton; Evelyn LaGrange; June Goforth, LaGrange. the program this year would be short The Roman Gods, was the inter- sooner, or later. It was our conso- stories. The reading of the consti- esting subject of discussion for the la'.'on four years ago. tution was postponed until the next afternoon. The program opened At the First Methodist Church, meeting. After the business the with a poem, "The assembly of the the people saw us in our most dig- following interesting program was Gods," read by Olive Linch. "The nified attire, caps and gowns, the given: Gods of the Underworld" from Gay- first Sunday we spent in LaGrange Eugene O'Neil, His Life and Prize?, WHEELER'S PHARMACY ley's Classic Myths was given by ths year. It was natural that some —Thelma Dunbar Mary Johnson. Alice Lovern dis- of our friends laughed at us, but Song—Marie Hammond cussed "The Watch of the Gods." we just grinned and kept quiet. Discussion of "Mourning Becomes As a final number Louise Hawkes One night last week Misses Thel- Lower Prices — Quick Delivery Electra"—Kathryn Glass. delightfully entertained the mem- ma Dunbar and Rebecca Hart prov- After the program a social hour bers of the club with a piano solo. ed themselves charming hostesses at was enjoyed. The officers of the At the conclusion of the program a senior class party, in their room club for this year are; a social hour was enjoyed. The after light bell. You can imagine President—Inez Hill officers of the Latin Club were hos- how important we felt, taking ad- V-Pres-—Jane Prather. tesses on this occasion and served vantage of one of our class privil- Sec. & Report.—Sara Whitaker hot chocolate and wafers to their eges, the one about visiting after T:eas.—Annie Rosa Bond lightbell. The room was beautiful- COMPLIMENTS OF guests. The members of the club ire ly decorated with autumn flowers, Winifred Adams, Ruth Dempsey, ■- 0O0 and soft lights. Dainty sandwiches, CALLAWAY'S DEP'T. STORE Louise Dobbs, Thelma Dunbar, Kath- cakes, and coffee were served. Curtain Raisers Ad- erine Glass, Marie Hammond, Louise LAGRANGE, GA. Hawkes, Emmeline Goulsby, Sari _iO_ mit New Members Lane, Sue Hutcheson, Mildred John- ston, Sara Lee Payne, Martha Smith, Junior Jottings "Once more the Dramatic Club Carolyn Sue Traylor, Elizabeth. College Girls Always Welcome. raised its curtains and allowed nine At a call meeting of the Junior Class the following officers were new members to behold the secrets oOo of histrionic character." elected for this year: On October 4th the club had Science Club Meets President—Sue Hutchinson. charge of a program given n the V.-President—Ruth Dempsey auditorium at 1:30 o'clock. The The Science Club held its first Treasurer—Ruth Jinks. meeting of the year in the social Scroll Reporter—Sally Lane. new members were very surprised COMPLIMENTS when asked to render the following room of the College on October 13. oOo rrogram of pantomime: Martha Smith, President, directed Blird Man—Inez Wiley the initiation of the new n>3mbers, Sophomore Class Indian Warrior on the War Path, which featured the following im- —Martha Elliott promptu program: Where, oh where, are the green McLELLAN'S 5c to $1 STORE Gene Dodds: a reading, "The Monkey—'Essie Mae Byess little Freshmen of 1932? Gone to Chemical Composition of a Kiss." Organ Grinder—Lucille Eaton. the ophomore Class. Crazy Woman—Nell Veach Elizabeth Floyd: pantomime: "The We are carrying on under new Young Flapper—Mildred Gold- Walk of Amoeba." officers in the same spirit of coop- st'in. Ruth Dempsey: pronunciation eration that prevailed last year. The Burglar—Elizabeth Floyd. puzzle—Scientific terms. new officers who were elected at After the program the old and Sara Bond: one-minute talk — the end of school last year, are: "Electricity." new members assembled in the au- President—Ruth Campbell Following the initiation stunts was itorium, and the latter were given Vice Pres—Nan Bell curtain masks to raise to every a puzzle contest, in which the entire Secretary-Treas.—T. A. Fowler. Curtain Raiser. club participated. Scroll Reporter—Monta L. Hall They were warned to come laden Tii the business meeting which We are very glad indeed to have with paddles and in gym uniform, followed, the following officers were Miss Wilkin as our class sponsor. tr> the first floor of the auditorium elected: At a meeting last week, a ways bukiing at seven-thirty o'clock. Vice President—Gene Dodds. and means committee was appoint- ; A i seven-thirty the trembling vic- Secretary-Treasurer—Sara Bond- e-i by the president.. It consists of , (continued on last page) Scroll Reporter—Mable Caudle Elizabeth Fnley, Bessie Ruth Burtz, j and Marian Wilson. We are very sorry that two of our classmates, Caroline MeNiel and Poll] Ridgeway are not back this VALWAY PANSY year, but we are glad to welcome two new members, Jane Leverette and Evelyn Revill, who make the number on roll exactly what it was and last year. oOo Freshman Class SUNTONES RUGS Organizes

On Wednesday, October 19, the Guaranteed Nto To Fade Froohman Class met to elect class officers and representatives. Those Are Ideal for Your Room at School or home civ sen were: President—Martha Elliott. Vice.-Pres.—Melba Henderson Secretary—Virginia Wooten Treasurer—Lucille Eaton Reporter—Kathleen Glisson Representatives on Student Council, Val way i\ugRun ivimsMill: Virginia McMichael, Frances Seely Representative on Athletic Council, [VISION CALLAWAY MILLS Frances Payne. Representatve on "Y" Council, Jean Darden. OCTOBER, 1932, THE SCROLL LaGrange College CURTAIN RAISERS ADMIT SOPHOMORE-FRESHMAN I Scraps From NEW MEMBERS WEEK (continued from page 3) (continued from page 2) The School tims approached the stairs, were pirl received from the Sophomore To miss a kiss MILAM DRUG CO. blindfolded, and taken one by one Class a generous bottle of nice, rich, Is more amiss into the chamber of initiation. The milk, some likng it so well they Than it would be peddles were used to urge them to drank several bottles. To kiss a miss; crawl through the dark dungeon Each night, exactly when the Provided that 'The Firm That Appreciates Your Trade" made from a large rug. Then they clock hands pointed to 9:50, the The kiss you miss were commanded to dispose of sox trembling victims approached the The miss herself and tennis shoes, and to secure Hawkes building with thoughts of a Would never miss within two minutes. There pi 'ipram to be presented. In these But if you try was a mad scramble to match sox stunts, there was a generally ac- To kiss a miss and to mate shoes in utter blind- cepted theme: Being actuated by With whom a kiss ness. >^ i?oble motives—etc. Numerous ama- Would be a miss Next, they took a trip up and teurish talents and various peculiar- You'd better always down steps, through dark halls, over ities of said girls were displayed. It Miss the kiss. and around unseen objects. A was dscovered that Martha Elliott —Blue Stocking. COMPLIMENTS peep at the coffin of a negro had no backbone; that we have with oOo rather disturbed the nerves of the us right here on the hill a second A noted psychologist has re- victims. Very serious operations Roscoe Ates and a Zasu Pitts; and cently said that married people are were performed in the Biology lab- that a certain member of this class more nervous than college students. LAGRANGE GROCERY CO. oratory to prepare the girls physic- strongly resembles an ape. In the His statistics must have been made ally to become good Curtain Raisers. future some of the girls will surely up during the summer vacation. After the operation these patients be radio announcers, some opera oOo were taken to a room high above singers, and some famous orators. At the University of Maine thirty- the ground. They were told to It is remarkable how well certain one freshmen were excused from j^ok down to earth from this dizzy Freshmen can recite "Little Boy taking freshmen English because of height, and were allowed to shut Blue," "Little Bo-Peep," and "Rub- their high grades on their English their eyes before taking the peril- ber Dolly." There is one cute little entrance examinations. ous jump from the great height of gi'-l with a cute little figger, who ooo a three-inch step to the floor. COMPLIMENTS wants the boys to stay away until God made man Lastly, the new members were sne get; a little bigger. One stu- Frail as a bubble required to sign their names in the dent possesses the marvelous ability God made love roll book, after reading the Consti- of getting things she wants—apples, Love made trouble. LAGRANGE OPTICAL CO. tution and By-Law9. for instance. After words of welcome by the All things must end, and Initia- God made vine Joel P. Smith, Optician. president, the entire Club went ?o tion is no exception—so at twelve Was it a sin the expression studio, where they o'clock Wednesday night, the fright- That man made wine enjoyed delicious refreshments. ened freshmen came to be judged To drown it in. The new members are: Inez before the solemn jury of Rat —Penn State. Wiley, Jersey, Ga.; Martha Elliott, Court. Before going to the court ooo Lithonia, Ga.; Essie Mae Byess, moper, there was a mad rush up and Freshmen at Beloit College take to Tate, Ga.; Lucille Eaton, Tate, Ga.; down the steps and around rows of the gutter when passing upperclass- Nell Veach, Athens, Ga.; Bessie seats in the auditorium. Then be- men, and are required to salaam to DANIEL LUMBER COMPANY Ruth Burtz, Zebulon, Ga.; Elizabeth ing led by white-robed figures t o the janitor. Floyd, Oxford, Ga.; Kathleen Glis- the door of the gym, each girl was oOo son, Griffin, Ga.; Mildred Gold- blind-folded, after which she made Three million microbes are al- Building Supplies — General Contractors star, LaGrange, Ga. i toilsome struggle through a bar- leged to be found on one dollar The Dramatic Club officers for -cl. When all the group had assem- bill. We never were able to hold Phones 57-58 l!»32-33 are as follows: bled, Miss Louise Pharr related to one long enough to count more than President—T. A. Fowler, Tate, Ga. them a horrible tale. Next was a a dozen of the critters.—The St. LAGRANGE, GA. V.-President—Martha Elliott, Li- trip to Blue Beard's Chamber and Bona Venture. thonia, Ga. i look at his ghostly, gazing, mur- ooo Seeretary-Treas. — Nell Barrett, dered wives. The University of Chicago re- Rockmart, Ga. After this, the freshmen were lin- ports that a year's trial of their Scroll Reporter—Gertrude Linn, ed up and one by one, called be- new system has proven its prac- Atlanta, Ga. fore the Sophomore president, who, ticability. The new plan includes clad n a long white robe, exacted voluntary class attendance, aban- ooo frem each a confession of her short- donment of quizzes, and only a com- COMPLIMENTS Silly, Sure comings. Her mistress then assign- prehensive examinations at the end ed her some insensible task, which of the year. Sam sits sequestered, sensing situ- she executed to the best of her oOo ATLANTIC & PACIFIC TEA CO. tion. Susie, sauntering somewhere, feeble abilty. Following this cere- "Something must be done," said sneezes. Sam starts. mony the Sophomores went over to the li'l woman as she smelled the "S'you, Susie?" Sam stutters. the freshmen "subjects" and, put- biscuits burning. LAGRANGE, GA. "Sure, 'sme, Sam!" she simpers. ting their arm9 around them, led «.Oo — Susie seats 'self, snuggles 'side 'hem into a litte room to get some "Mama," said Jean, "do men ever Sam. ice cream and crackers. The old go to heaven?" "Smatter, Sam?" says Sussie Tills wshed to show the new girls "Why, of course, my dear. What saucily. their appreciation of their good makes you ask?" "Suicide seems sensible!" Sam sportsmanship. When in the wee "Because I never seen any pictures sighs sadly. hours of the morning, all the girls of angels with whiskers." "Siamese snakes!" screams Susie. stole softly to their rooms, the "Well," said Mrs. Thompson, " 'S fact," Sam says sturdily. freshmen had decided that the soph- thoughtfully, "some men do go to COMPLIMENTS "Such singulary stupid sinfulness," omores weren't such terrible crea- heaven, but they get there by a close sneers Susie sulkily. "Shame, Sam!" I ures after all. shave." "Silence!" Sam sounds stentorian. -o- oOo Secondary stillness. Softly, slowly> BIRDSONG BAKING CO. strangely Sam speaks. That's the Mystery DANCING AT P. C. "See, Susie!" Sam's six-shooter Nellie Sue: This is the plot of my At Clinton, S. C, —The 225 stu- shines suddenly, spurts smoke. Sam new story: A midnight scene. Two dents of Presbyterian College who staggers, sinks. bandits creep stealthily toward the left the campus in June rejoicing Susie shrieks shrilly. She seeks he house. They scale a wall and force in the decision of the board of Sam's side sobbing 9oftly. open a window. As they slip in, the clock strikes one. trustees of the nstitution lifting the "Sam, such silliness!" she sighs ban on dancing on the campus, are «adly. "Some scuse, surely?" Evelyn Varner (breathlessly) : Which one?— The Lookout. eagerly awaiting the boards reaction COMPLIMENTS "Situation's so, Susie" Sam stam- to the recommendation of the Pres- mers, suffocating. "Since solons byterian Synod of South Carolina 'strict student's schedules, sole sub- seems sensible. S'long!" that the restriction be again placed jects secured seem sociology, Semi- Sam's soul, sorrow-seared, seeks on the students. LAGRANGE ICE & FUEL CO. tics, Sanskrit, Slavic, several sci- skies. Susie stands stricken. Sud- The Synod had before it, as well, ences," Spenser, Shakespeare, Shel- denly she snatches stilletto, stabs a resolution to prohibit the students ley, sketching, 'stronomy, 'sychology, self. Stumbling, she slumps 'side still from dancing anywhere and to make LAGRANGE, GA. some studies! Such simple, slighty Sam. it a sin for members of the church study sounds sluggish —scarcely Sempiternal silence suffuses scene. in the state to dance, but this re- sufferable,, surely! So, Susie, suicide —Selected. solution was defeated.