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VOL XX, NO. 112 FRIDAY, MARCH 14, 1986 an independent student newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s Students to offer views in search for next ND President By MARTIN RODGERS not to choose candidate A, B or C, Staff Reporter but rather qualities. ” According to Healy, "Father Hes­ burgh has recognized that it is time A group of Notre Dame students for a change and we must help find will assist the University’s board of someone to help the University trustees in its choice of a new Uni­ cross that bridge ... (someone ) to versity president. show that the University can A student advisory committee has survive, that we can make it without been formed at the request of Father Ted (Hesburgh).” Thomas Carney, board chairman, to The student committee will form­ gather student input in the decision ulate a report based on their own to name a successor to Father opinions as well as input petitioned Theodore Hesburgh, who will from other concerned students, said resign at the end of next year. Healy. The amount of influence the On the committee are Student report will have is still questionable, Body President Bill Healy, Student he said. Body Vice President Duane According to Healy, the board will Lawrence, Lyons Hall President be taking suggestions from a broad Joanie Cahill, Bruce Lohman, and range of avenues - from ad­ Observer Editor in Chief Sarah ministrators to faculty to students Hamilton. and anyone with any knowledge on The Observer/Jim Carroll Healy said the committee would what, or who, a good candidate Many patrons of Bridget McGuire’s Filling Sta- The owners of the Goodwill Plaza parking lot have an influence on "one of the should be. most important decisions in the his­ Healy said he was assured by Car­ tion have been surprised lately to find that their nearby have begun towing vehicles left on the lot cars have been towed away while they were inside, after 8 p.m. Story below. tory of Notre Dame ... a decision ney that the voice of the students which will decide where the Univer­ would indeed be heard, but the in­ sity is heading and under what type fluence was contingent on the of direction It’s not a popularity quality of the report. New Goodwill parking lot policy contest. This is a serious issue The report will be divided into a dealing with a serious future ” public section highlighting qualities Hamilton said the purpose of the and a closed section mentioning no longer permits bar customer use committee "is not to campaign ... candidates.

By RAY MULERA from it. Neff added that Goodwill is troversy over parking in the lot prior Staff Reporter liable for any accidents that may oc­ to the court battle, adding that New SBP/SBVP team cur in the lot since it owns the lot. It Bridget’s shares in the payment for Notre Dame and Saint Mary's stu­ also incurs litter clean up costs for lot clean-up. dents who frequent Bridget the lot. McGuire’s Filling Station now may These combined factors led to the “I hate to see it (the towing) hap­ set to lead next year have more than one reason for not crackdown on violators, he claimed. pen to my customers,” said Bauer, being able to find their car upon But Terri Bauer, manager of who has posted a large sign warning By ELLYN MASTAKO added. leaving. Bridget’s, said she believes Neff has her custom ers. Senior Staff Reporter "1 thought of the idea, so I got Goodwill has contracted a towing other intentions in implementing to be president and Don got to be service to remove cars parked in the the new policy. She said she thinks After a light-hearted campaign vice president. I’m also a half­ Since towing started about three nearby Goodwill Plaza lot after 8 his "intention was harrassment." and an upset victory in the stu­ inch taller than Don. We thought weeks ago Neff estimates that bet­ p.m., according to J. Larry Neff, dent body president election, it would look better in the ween 40 and 50 cars have been President of Goodwill Industries of Mike Switek and Don Montanaro pictures, ” said Switek. This contention stems from Neffs towed at a cost of between *35 and Michiana. still are smiling. The two new­ Switek and Montanaro, who attempt to block the tavern’s new *40 to each owner. The new policy was instituted for comers to the political scene are roommates in Cavanaugh addition, according to Bauer. Neff several reasons, Neff said. Since vow to keep the promises they Hall, used crayons to create un­ lost his bid to block the building in He added that the cost for towing Goodwill pays for the upkeep and made in their campaign platform. usual campaign posters. Now, late December and Bauer said she is a standard service charge and that plowing of the lot, he noted, he feels feels this may be his form of revenge. Goodwill receives none of the only its customers should benefit She noted there has not been con money. Abroad students have co-ed option

By TRIPP BALTZ ed dorms as from living in a single ratios,” Loux said. The program was Senior Staff Reporter (sex dorm)." forced to move out of these two Assistant Provost Isabel Charles dorms because of zoning difficulties, Many Notre Dame students are was out of town and unavailable for according to Loux. "The area was living in co educational dormitories com m ent. becoming residential,” he said. while studying abroad, according to Flanagan said mixing the “We desired to accomodate in a Art Grubert, assistant to the director residences in London is "a radical fair way both the men and the Don Montanaro of foreign study programs. experiment.” She said the dorms are women applicants. It is very difficult Mike Switek Grubert said students are housed considered Notre Dame housing. to find housing that meets these two Besides a commitment to they say, the crayon will be a hal­ in co-ed dorms in the Innsbruck, Catherine Lavine, a program ad­ criteria,” Loux added. changing Kraft Macaroni and lmark of their administration. Jerusalem and Tianjin programs. Stu­ ministrator in London, said that Besides space, security also was Cheese to Kraft Cheese and “The crayon thing will be the dents also live in mixed housing in Notre Dame rents the dorms from a considered in the decision to go co­ Macaroni, they have other, more new symbol of student govern­ the London program, according to property manager. Lavine, who said ed in the first dorm, according to campus oriented ideas. ment,” said Switek, who admitted Catherine Flanagan, coordinator of the situation was very satisfactory, Loux. "We decided to run for office he is partial to the jumbo blue the program. explained that the two dorms hold “Having men and women in the one day last semester at a some­ ones. Montanaro said he will go 60 and 20 people, respectively. She same dorm relieved what some Grubert said he thinks the dorms said it is necessary to house men and what reputable, off-campus es­ with the green ones to keep with thought was a security problem. tablishment. When we asked the the spirit of the St. Patrick’s Day for students in the Innsbruck, women together because the Lon­ Jerusalem and Tianjin programs are Some women were uncomfortable rest of the people there, they all season. don program is divided equally bet­ with the/totion of walking around in agreed," said Montanaro. "We Another symbol involves the state-owned. He said the residences ween the sexes. are not part of Notre Dame housing. the city in the evening without men. were an idea whose time had entire student body. Michael Loux, dean of the College The mixture relieved that problem," “We said during our campaign come. Grubert hasn’t heard any com­ of Arts and Letters, said the initial he said. that we would do our best to get "We see student government plaints from returning students of reason behind making a co-ed dorm At the suggestion of the hall staffs, all students to smile on their way from the normal guy on the any of the foreign study programs was the unavailability of space. the second residence houses couch’s point of view ” see LEADERS, page 6 about living in mixed housing. “I "Originally we had two facilities, see CO-ED, page 4 "We like couches,” Switek think you can gain as much from co­ which by luck met the male-female The Observer Friday, March 14, 1986 - page 2 In Brief Schlafly’s outdated opinions

The top-selling magazine on cam pus is, again, offensive to women and men Cosmopolitan. The annual survey by College Store Executive found that Gentleman’s Quarterly was edged out for 10th place by TV Guide. — The Observer Offensive. That’s the best adjective to describe Phyllis Schlafly’s Tess views after the conservative spokeswoman squared off in debate Tuesday night against activist Sarah Wed Guarino dington. Of Interest Anyone who walked into Washington Hall before the Saint M ary’s Executive Editor debate with an open mind found it hard to do so after about the first three minutes Schlafly opened her The Saint Mary’s mathematics department m outh. young women a very unrealistic thing if you are telling Those prepared to oppose Weddington on her pro- them that you can have your career and your babies and will sponsor the tenth annual Michiana mathem atics contest for high choice views saw her appearing rational and, best of all, your husband, and he’s going to share 50-50 in the school women tomorrow morning beginning at 9 in Madeleva Hall. making sense, compared to Schlafly’s harangues against baby's care and the housework. ” The contest is open to all area high school women. The Indiana feminists. Secondary School Administrators, Division of Student Activities, Hear that, men? And as for women, Schlafly tells us But even to say Schlafly opposes feminists is incor­ that if we are looking for a “sensitive, compassionate ” have sanctioned the contest which will include individual and rect. The feminist movement has come far enough in school competitition as well as subject matter competition and com­ man, in other words a Phil Donahue type, to give it up. society that a woman planning a career after graduation He just isn’t out there. puter programming competition. Competition will be in Algebra II, and marriage is now the norm and does not necessarily Geometry, Advanced Mathematics, and Computer Programming. Men in the audience should have been even more consider herself a feminist. Schlafly condemns the role The annual contest is under the direction of Associate Professor of offended Tuesday night. Schlafly’s view of men in of women now prevalent in general was not too flatter­ M athematics, Don Balka. - The Observer society, and a role most _ , , ing, as she sees them grudg­ women today are following. ingly "allowing” their wives The Maria Pieta Award Committee at Saint Mary’s Judging from the audience’s to work, but certainly not is now accepting nominations for the Maria Pieta Award, given to a reaction at the lecture, she is 1 1 1 ------. expecting to take on any professor who has made an important contribution to students’ household responsibilities. education and values, and who has demonstrated commitment to What Schlafly seems to students and to academic quality. Requirements for eligibility are six called offensive after overlook is that today semesters of teaching during the years 1982-3, 83-84, 84-85, 85-86, hearing her claims that most working outside the home is and at least the equivalent of one lower division course per “feminists” of the seventies an economic necessity for semester. Nominations should be sent to: Maria Pieta Award Com­ and the eighties can be many women if couples mittee, in care of Saint Mary’s Freshman Office, 121 LeMans Hall. - described as lesbians, Mar­ want to provide oppor­ The Observer xists, and “propagators of tunities for their children, promiscuity.” such as a college education. A French Mass will be celebrated Sunday at 1 at the Log According to Schlafly, a Perhaps when she attended Cabin Chapel. All are invited. - The Observer majority of the followers of school, it was economically J u n i o r s are encouraged to participate in the Class of’87 Day the feminist movement are feasible to do so without at the Logan Center tomorrow morning from 9 to 11:30. Helping homosexual, a fact she parental aid. However, this threw out to the response of f W isn’t the case anymore. kids decorate caster eggs will be among the many activities involved. uetfwi-T - The Observer laughter from the audience. 3-lH In fact, most of Schlafly’s Next, anyone who believes views just aren’t the case The Notre Dame department of music announces Nick the role of women in the family is changing because of anymore. Perhaps it’s time she realized this and stopped Morrison in a graduate student clarinet recital. The concert will take economic pressures is a believer in Marxist doctrine. attempting to turn the clock back and stopped en­ place tomorrow at 3 in the Annenberg Auditorium. Morrison will Most laughable of all, however, was Schlafly’s insis­ couraging the patronization of women. perform works by Carl Maria von Weber, Robert Schumann, Ludwig tence that the feminist movement of the seventies As shown by this week’s lecture series, women have van Beethoven, Erland von Koch and Francis Poulenc. The concert is prompted a decade of sexual promiscuity, resulting in com e a long way over the past tw o decades. Views such free and open to the public. - The Observer increased numbers of herpes victims and abortions. as Schlafly’s only can serve to hinder any further In other words, in two short hours, Schlafly accused progress. The International Students organization is women interested in pursuing a career of their own - to sponsoring the ISO Festival tomorrow at 7:45 p.m. at Washington utilize the education for which they have just shelled Hall. The evening will highlight cultural events from all over the out approximately *40,000 - of lesbianism, com­ world. Admission is free. - The Observer munism and sexual prom iscuity. St. Patrick’s Day Party and Fireworks will be Thanks for warning us, Phyllis. sponsored by the Student Activities Board on Monday at Stepan If you are not yet convinced, consider these quotes: Center. The party begins at 2 with Irish singers John Kennedy and “I wouldn’t want you to think I want everyone to get Friends. From 4 to 7 The Law will perform, followed by the Glee married ... it just leaves more men for those that do Club and the Irish Dancers at 7. The evening will culminate with want to get married. ” Support the fireworks at 10. - The Observer “We just have to look at the movie Rambo to see the type of man that young girls today really want. ” March of Dimes birth defects foundation C l a y t O U Henderson, chairman of the department of “When you look at the big picture, you are telling the music at Saint Mary’s, will present a program of “Music from Broad­ way and Tin Pan Alley, ” tonight at 8 in the Little Theatre of Moreau Hall. The program is open to the public and free of charge. - The Observer

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The $1 entry fee can be paid in the dining halls at dinner or at the S.A.B. Offices. 123 W. W ashington/M on.-Fri. 9-5:30/Sat. 9-5 University Park/M on.-Sat. 10-9/Sun. 12-5:30 The Observer Friday, March 14, 1986 - page 4 Senate candidates unveil priorities, objectives when elected post. Kiernan said he wants to adm inistration in student affairs. representative senate with better By BUD LUEPKE Brian Holst, who is running for district 1 senator, said communica­ change the alcohol policy, which, he Gardiner said the unity gained by an communication. Staff reporter tion with students is his priority. says, “was made without much im proved social life could be used to “Five senators really don’t get in “Few students know who their thought.” Kiernan said he would like overcome a “too restrictive” admin­ touch with dorms,” he said. This is the first of two articles senator is,” he said. Holst, a sop­ to see more alcohol related events istration. Vasti said the Switek election concerning next week’s Student homore from Holy Cross, said if on campus. “Alcohol is a major part Gardiner also stressed communi­ represents a "new wave of a jjositive Senate election. Today’s article elected he will propose a Senate Ad­ of student life,” he said. cation with students in his district feeling and more interest in student focuses on candidates from dis­ visory Council in which each Kiernan said he wants to reduce and said that student government government. We were lucky in get­ tricts 1 and 2; Monday's edition senator will meet with an appointed penalties for parietals violations and can work “the way it is if we stop ting these tw o.” will feature senate opponents from representative from each of the streamline the senate. “We need to trying to change it and get someth­ Rounding out district 2 is Pete districts 3, 4 and 5. dorms in that district. re define the role of the Hall Presi­ ing d o n e .” Witty, also a sophomore from Holst said that while he believes dents’ Council,” he said. Kiernan Gardiner, who described himself Cavanaugh. Witty also said he wants Communication and action is the the senate structure has its flaws, he said the senate should have more as a “lunch pail candidate, ” said he to improve communication bet­ battle cry of Student Senate hopefuls will try to work within the system. power in campus-wide representa­ offers no promises but will “work his ween students and government by as candidates gear up their cam­ However, he said, “I want to define tion, while the HPC should be tail off.” more representation. Witty said a paigns for Tuesday’s elections. the role of student government, confined to dorm representation. Tom Vasti contests Gardiner and big problem on campus is the Candidates running for senate make it more efficient.” Kiernan said Switek should be slates senate improvement as his “negative attitude” between stu­ posts in districts 1 and 2 said they “fun for a change ” and that his ad­ primary goal if elected. Vasti, a sop­ dents and the administration, and he Holst has served as a parliamen­ wanted to increase communication ministration would do “just as well homore from Cavanaugh, said he would work to improve student tarian of the Student Life Council the with students and get more ac­ as Domagalski and Bink.” wants to remove “special interests relations with the administration. last two years and was chairman of complished through the senate. groups” such as the treasurer, the “As a senator, my job is to the Committee for Restructuring Most candidates also said they have In district 2, John Gardiner, a junior Student Activities Board and Judicial represent the students in my dis­ the Senate. confidence that the newly elected from Stanford, said he is running on Board, from the senate. Also on trict. I will do this by com Switek Montanaro administration Pat Kiernan, a freshman from Holy the two issues of improving campus Vasti’s platform are a proposal for a municationg the ideas of the people will do the job well. Cross, opposes Holst for the disrict 1 social life and getting a voice in the Budget Committee and a more I represent, ” he said.

Last semester, a rectress lived on "Parietals were pretty much non­ anyway,” Ferrick said. always socialized together. The guys Co-ed the lower floor of the West Two existent for everybody, even the Ferrick said that when the hall always had to walk over.” Hotel with the men, according to guys in the other dorm. Guys stayed staff suggested both dorms may go Ferrick said no problems oc­ continued from page 1 Tom Szromba, who just returned over in girls’ rooms, and girls stayed co-ed in the spring semester, there curred among the group members became co-ed this semester, accord­ from London. Szromba lived in the in guys’ rooms.” was concern among the students because of the co-ed sitaution. “I ing to Loux. “If they felt it had other residence, the Princess Square Ferrick said he thinks everybody that two separate groups would don’t think much more would have worked in the first dorm, I did not Hotel. Szromba said all the women was pleased with the situation. “I form “The dorms are two blocks gone on than would in a single see a problem in having a second of the group were housed in the don’t know anyone who was dis­ apart,” said Ferrick, “but the group dorm .” (co-ed) dorm provided they were West Two. Fred Nelson, who also satisfied. Everybody was pretty separated by floor. ” lived in Princess Square, said the positive. Another concern in the discus­ West Two was a little more uptight “The guys who didn’t get into the sion of whether or not to mix than his dorm. “Ours was more laid- co-ed dorm were pretty (upset) at housing for the second dorm in the back.” first. Later they said it was no big spring semester was making a Mike Ferrick lived in the West deal, they found out they could stay unified student residence policy, ac­ Two last semester. He said, over (at the women’s dorm) a cording to Loux. “That way you could forstall complaints that the people in the two dorms were being treated differently. The residence staff desired a consistent housing policy for all students of the program ,” he said. “Surely it isn’t the situation that $ 2 0 .0 0 exists on campus," said Loux. “I FRIDAY 3 BED v / think special circumstances justify co-ed dorms. (London is) a totally 3 BOOTH The boys are back (Loft® different kind of situation. They go to plays in the evening and have with the $3000 SAX' Also, Mixed evening classes. It’s a completely dif­ Buy a visit and win a prize Drinks & Drafts are only 75c ferent kind of context. “You can’t extrapolate the policy Monday, March 17 only SATURDAY there to campus," he added. more (LoftQ dffffOOQ, come out Kaplan for the best live music in Michiana' LSATPREP... BE 5 OVER 40 N-HAWAH 4 6 0 9 Grape Road &LOVEIT! Mishawaka No matter what your age, ifyou plan on going to law school, a score over 40 can put spring in your step! \bu see, candidates who score between 40 and 48 on the new The Nazz Com petition Law School Admission Test enjoy Bruce Springsteen’s Drummer the best chance of being ac­ cepted to the law school of their is coming... choice and going on to practice MAX WEINBERG with top firms or corporations. A chance for student bands and musicians to At the Stanley H. Kaplan compete for fame and recognition. will soon be at Notre Dame. Educational Center; LSAT prepa­ ration is a fine art. So much so that Kaplan has more "over On Friday, April 4th 40’s" grads than any other test prep firm in the nation. a S r you will compete for: Max will first show a documentary film Isn't that just the test edge your law career deserves? # # of the Bom in the U.S.A. tour (made by KAPLAN £ ★ CASH PRIZES! N.F.L. Films). He will then talk about his S1ANIEYH K API AN EDUCATIONAL CENTER LTD ★ A postion in the Saturday showcase experiences with Bruce on the road. And The worid’s leading performance (April 5th) finally, Max Weinberg will jam with the test prep organization. ir A chance to play with finest of Notre Dame's musicians chosen Call Days. Evenings, Even Weekends MAX WEINBERG, from the students at the Nazz competition. 1717 E. South Bend Ave BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN’S DRUMMER! South Bend In 46637 Registration is at the front desk of the MAX is coming April 12. (219) 272-4135 Student Government Offices

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TOPIC: Marketing Strategies- THIS BUD'S Coca-Cola f o r you Friday March 14 : rm. 122 Hayes-Healy 4:15 pm. BUDWEISERS-KING OF BEERSS-ANHEUSER-BUSCH, INC.-ST. LOUIS The Observer Friday, March 14, 1986 - page 6 Tickets focus on fun By CLIFF STEVENS Elizabeth Kennedy and Thomas News Staff Hudak, also listed in the same order as above, plans to build on its past This is the first in a series o f two experience with new enthusiasm articles dealing with the Notre and ideas, said Nonnenkamp. Dame class and off-campus elec­ “We’ve had the experience, yet tions to be held next week. Today's we have new people and new article focuses on junior and senior blood, ” she said. class tickets and off-campus can­ Off-campus commissioner can­ didates. In Monday’s edition sop­ didate Mark Peabody cited consis­ homore class tickets will be tency as his major goal if elected. highlighted. “I’ll be consistent the whole year and keep trying for more money and Sensing students’ desire for fun in keep trying for more events,” he student government from the stu­ said. dent body president race results, “The focus should be on the class office and off-campus commis­ events for off-campus people, ” said sioner candidates are stressing so­ Peabody. cial events in their campaign plans. Candidate Steve Taeyaerts said he The Obeervcr/Paul Kramer The senior class office ticket of considers one person inadequate for Have a date? Mark Foley, Kevin Daly, Meg the off campus commissioner posi­ McGlinn and Mike O’Grady, listed in tion. “Why shouldn’t off-campus stu­ Saint Mary's students Mary Giannicchi and terday in the LeMans Hall lobby for the traditional the order of president, vice- dents have the same representation Sarah Burtis were not offering dates for the upcom- senior event, president, secretary and treasurer, as those on campus?” he asked. ing Senior Formal, but they were selling tickets yes- plans to make a difference on the He said Mary Kay Steinmetz, Mark campus social scene, according to Conces, and Kate Mullaney will Foley. share the responsibilities of the “I would like to encourage all office if elected. ND students become ‘Grenadans’ seniors to put on their drinking “This job (off-campus commis­ shoes, because if we get elected, Notre Dame student Paul Komyatti sioner) has been a blow-off for many By ROB HENNIG Markey, Notre Dame’s head we’re going to go out in style, ” he was selected as best delegate of a people, only resume filling, ” said News Staff delegate. The Notre Dame students said. candidate “Race ” Thoman. “I have will be representing the country of committee last year. “The slogan Tradition with a shot no intention to do that, ” she said. The Latin America Studies Grenada in plenary sessions, com­ Ruccio said the Kellogg Institute of the unexpected’ refers to the ex­ Thoman said her past off campus Program and the Kellogg Institute mittee meetings, informal caucusing paid the registration fee for this perience that all four on our ticket year’s simulation, while the students planning experience makes her are sponsoring a student delegation and opening and closing have acquired through the years, raised their living expenses. Markey “better than the other two can­ to the Seventh Annual Model ceremonies. and the unexpected are the exciting didates.” General Assembly of the Organiza­ said, "We went around to different and unusual events we have planned Among the committee topics are Ombudsman Election Officer tion of American States next week. departments,” raising ap­ for our class if elected, ” said Dave judicial and political affairs, Tom Brennan said because proximately *1,000. Miklos of the Miklos, Melissa Moody, The simulation, which has over 40 economic and social affairs and Taeyaerts four person plan is “the In addition to raising funds, Fred Nelson and Ed LaHood senior universities in the United States par­ educational, scientific and cultural same thing ” as selecting a cabinet, Markey said participating students class office ticket, listed in the same ticipating, will be held in Was­ affairs. M em bers o f the delegation there are no rules against it. have been meeting since January. order as above. hington, D C., at the headquarters of will be presenting resolutions from “We are in the process of writing the Increased communication with But he is “90 percent” certain the the Organization of American States the viewpoint of the present govern­ resolutions,” he said. students through quad representa­ Ombudsman Election Committee (OAS) next Monday through Friday. ment of Grenada. “These kids have done an amazing tives is a major goal of the junior will reject Taeyaert s proposal to in­ The OAS is sponsoring the event job of getting themselves organized class ticket of Matthew Dolan, clude his additional running mates Notre Dame’s delegation includes in so short a tim e,” said Scott Main- to enhance understanding of the Daniel Walsh, Kevin Lee and on the ballot. Patrick Markey, Joseph Schaefer, waring, co-faculty coordinator and body and its goals, which include Thomas Hudak. “He is the one running for office, ” Jodie Githens, Thomas McDonald, assistant professor of government. sharing, friendship and cooperation, "We’re not politicians, we’re stu­ Brennan said. Miguel Gomez, Pablo Czamik, Kathy according to Edgar Maya, director of He said the delegates have been dents willing to work hard so you Class office and off campus com­ Nemsick, Tom Sullivan, Pablo Iter reading about Grenada and the the Model General Assembly for the can play, ” said Dolan. missioner elections will be held ralde and Gilbert Marxuach. inter American system. OAS. The junior class ticket of Cathy Tuesday, with run-offs on Thursday, “The whole ideal is that we In describing how the delegates “The OAS is very much interested Nonnenkamp, Mike Kurowski, if necessary. represent our country,” said were chosen, Mainwaring said, “I in coming to the classroom,” said Maya. “Since we cannot go to the made an announcement in the class reason that we can’t say, ‘Hi. How them in my room. I’m not happy universities, we bring the univer­ on Central America that I am teach­ ing.” Markey said of the delegates, Leaders are you?’ We re informal guys.” about that. ” sities to us.” "All of them have an interest in Latin continued from page 1 Switek hastened to say, “They Maya said there are 34 schools America ” have couches too, you know. ” Switek is a junior who hails from representing American govern­ Ruccio said, “We’ve given them a to classes instead of looking at the They told of the “great rapport” Houston, Texas. He said, “I don’t ments, approximately seven univer­ lot of responsibility.” Mainwaring sidewalk, ” Montanaro said. they have already developed with own an oil well and I’ve never lived sities observing and 22 others on a agreed, explaining that the students "We have a number of ideas on the HPC, adding, “We have yet to at­ on a ranch.” However, being a geol­ w aiting list. will not be examined by professors, how to accomplish this, ” Switek tend a Student Senate meeting, but ogy major, he says he hopes one day “Notre Dame came last year and but, “They will be tested by their added. “They are too elaborate to we’d like to see them be informal to work in oil and “pound rocks.” esablished a presence of academic peers and colleagues in Washington, explain. Just keep your eyes open." to o .” quality,” said Maya. “Their presence DC.” He also expressed a desire to With regard to other campus or­ Montanaro was born just outside was felt.” Mainwaring said, “I expect that “look into the common complaint ganizations, Switek said, “The Ob­ Philadelphia and lived there until he According to David Ruccio, co­ this group will be equally good (as concerning the lack of diversity in server is our friend, we can’t afford started high school. He then moved faculty coordinator of the Notre last year’s delegation). It’s a really the student body. ” to alienate the press.” Montanaro to Connecticut and presently Dame delegation and director of terrific group of students.” Because of the way spring and continued, “They’re spinning some resides in Naperville, 111. He is a sop­ Latin American Studies, former Easter break fall this year, the Switek great tunes at WVFI, but I can’t hear homore government major. administration won’t be able to name a full cabinet until after break. They are running a full page ad­ The Observer vertisement in The Observer for A TIP O' TH’ cabinet members. The ad features The independent student newspaper serving Notre Dame and their crayon logo. HAT Zf Saint Mary’s is accepting applications for the following Switek said, “We’ve contacated positions: some of the other candidates for stu­ dent body president to apply for IRISH! positions in our cabinet. ” Mon­ ironw ood Assistant V iew point Editor tanaro added, “We figured that if they were interested enough to run liquors Questions about this position should be directed to for student government then they 1 7 2 5 n o r t h i r o n w o o d r o a d Scott Bearby. Personal statements and resumes should be concerned enough to S o u t h B e n d , In d ia n a 4 6 6 3 5 are due Friday, March 14 at 5 p.m. continue in any way they can. ------(2191 272-7144 ------“Student government will not be a club this year. We’re not going to turn away anyone who is interested F Tanning Center in helping.” In order to prepare to take the fE & e- % reins of student government after | break, they have immersed them­ (The Boss with the Sauce) selves in files from the past 10 years. These files concern such topics as with RASTA presents old budget reports, old Hall Presi­ 2 Let The Sun Shine In dents’ Council and Student Senate minutes, and special projects reports. FIRST VISIT FREE! “We’ll be here over break to do A Reggae Party research and meet with University administrators,” Switek said. Featuring 24 bulb beds with facial Unit. “We’re people and the administra­ Our large, contoured beds are over 7 feet long Friday 9-close tion are people too. If we treat them and provide a 360° tan. with the proper amount of respect 2314 So. Bend Ave.(next to Martins) Enjoy the music of the islands we expect them to do the same.” before you g o there! Montanaro added, “If we go to Call for appointment 277-6444 them with adverse attitudes, then O p e n 7-9 M o n - F r l 6-8 S a t u r d a y $1 Molsens $1 Molsens we’ll see closed doors. We see no The Observer Friday, March 14, 1986 - page 7

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I Patrick’s at Stepan # d b at 10 SonihaB ; •— Viewpoint Friday, March 14, 1986 - page 8 Fight for justice at ND ends in short term solution Who says there’s no justice in the world? a letter telling me it had been denied. That was to me, “Mikey me boy. Stop this foolishness. Though posting signs does solve some My grueling parking ticket saga mercifully about all the letter told me,too. No mention Go out and do something constructive with problems, other solutions could solve the real ended Wednesday and I’m now the proud was made of why I lost the appeal o r of the fact your time. The world is passin’ you by and all problem. The CCE lot should be made owner of 10 bucks I had already written off as that I had the right to make an oral appeal. All you can worry about is this silly traffic ticket. available to students and faculty who oc­ spent. And just in time to place a long-shot bet the letter said was that I lost the appeal and Go on now, boy. Do something with your life casionally decide to use this lot for whatever on Notre Dame to win the NCAA tournament, that if I didn’t pay the ticket, it would be and stop this playin’ around.” reason. They will have to pay 75 cents just like I might add. charged to my student account. Luckily, in Finally, it was my turn. One of the members everyone else, so there is no real bargain here. snooping around for material for my earlier of the board stuck his head out the door and However, when people in the CCE expect a Mike Wilkins column, I found out that I could make an oral called my name. I felt like Mr. Brown, that large crowd and are worried about there appeal if I lost the written appeal. I don’t know poor little guy in the First Source Bank com­ being enough space in the lot, signs could be if everyone learns this when they first file an mercial who is waiting to get a loan and the posted prohibiting student and faculty here, there and back appeal, but I certainly couldn’t tell just by bank officer comes out the door and says, parking for that day. reading the response to my written appeal. “Come in Mr. C lo w n ” and the name “Clown” This is a very simple solution that manages To refresh your memories, about three Anyway, I scheduled an oral appeal and echoes down the hall. to keep everyone happy. The students and weeks ago I was given a parking ticket for showed up in the Administration Building to Despite my fears, the appeal itself was the faculty are happy because they have a more parking in the pay lot behind the Center for pave the way for justice to be done. But fight­ easiest part of the whole process. I walked in, convenient place to park when the need really Continuing Education. I had paid my 75 cents ing for justice isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. I sat down and very informally told the appeal arises. The people in the CCE are happy be­ to park in this lot but received a ticket anyway. had to wait in the hallway outside the room board why I thought the ticket was a crock. cause they have all their available spaces Angered by this obvious injustice, I awarded where the appeals were being heard while ot­ They asked me a couple of questions and that when they are truly needed. The administra­ my annual Pest of the Year Award to Notre her students fought their way for justice. On was it. Then they had me step out in the hall tion is happy because they are now pulling in Dame Security for giving me a ticket for the walls in this hall are a number of portraits (where the stern priest and the Irish priest 75 cents (every little bit helps, you know) parking in a lot I had actually paid money to of apparently famous priests. Each of the were discussing why I would never amount to from each student and faculty member who park in. This was no small matter, either, con­ portraits looks right at you, no matter where anything and w ould surely end up in hell), and does not want to walk from Senior Bar to sidering that Security had to beat out Mike you move in the hall. quickly returned with a favorable answer. campus when it is 30 below zero outside. And Bobinski, developer of our wonderful basket­ All these portraits talk to you, too. The first But all is not happiness in the parking lots of security is happy because they can now stop ball ticket distribution system. one I sat across from was of an old stern priest our humble campus. It seems that Security is writing all these asinine tickets to students Since no one from Security was moved who looked like he used to assign penance for planning on posting a sign at the CCE lot in­ and faculty who make use of this lot, and get enough by the award I had bestowed on them violations of the old “lights out ” policy back in forming students that they are not allowed to onto something really important - like writing to tear up my ticket and call things even, I had the good old days. I could hear him saying to park there. Though this solves the short-term tickets to people w ho park in the library circle to go through the appeal process if I w anted to me, “Michael, my son. Pay the ticket and problem of students being unaware that they for more than 30 minutes. see justice done. 1 started by filling out a writ­ redeem yourself. ” I decided to wait down the are not allowed to park in that lot, it ignores What? And force me to take back my Pest of ten appeal form in which I outlined the hall. the major issue. Students and faculty will still the Year Award? We should be so lucky. reasons why I thought the ticket was unfair. The second portrait I sat across from was of not be allowed to park in this lot, even though Apparently my appeal for justice fell on deaf an old Irish looking priest, the kind you ex­ there is a real need to make these spaces ears (or blind eyes, as the case may be) be­ pect to see cheering at football games or nip­ available to those individuals who feel like in­ Mike Wilkins is a Notre Dame law student cause about a week after I filed my appeal I got ping Irish whiskey on St. Patrick’s Day. He said vesting 75 cents in a parking space. and a regular Viewpoint columnist. P.O. Box Q

basketball, like most other sports, is won with Ferry, the game would have been ours. Put a headlines w hen the NCAA tourney ends. Phelps deserves credit defense and not offense? If you were to ask 45-second clock in the Houston-N.C. State Theodore E. Mandell those who play the game, you would find out game and Jim Valvano wouldn’t have put the Planner Hall for his coaching efforts that Phelps normally substitutes for defensive Cougars on the line as much as he did. Oh Dear Editor: reasons and not because a player missed a yeah, defensive play. Wasn’t that a great Steinem cancels speech, In response to the Bob Fitzgerald Paul shot. Missing defensive assignments hurts defensive play by Johnny Dawkins to save the Kolecki sophomorish armchair coach column teams more than missed shots. N.C. State won game for Duke? hopes to be rescheduled of March 12. Gentlemen, before you foam at the national championship game not because Phelps has proven himself as a master in the mouth about your self-proclaimed Houston missed crucial free throws, but be­ preparing his team not only for each game, but Dear Editor: knowledge of college basketball, let me first cause 1) Houston tried to stall halfway also for life after basketball. He is a credit to I just started out for the airport for the quote a colum n found in a Chicago new spaper through the second half, 2) N.C. State played Notre Dame and college basketball. Many a second time today, my first Chicago flight the same day I read your half page insult to aggressive defense, and 3) Akeem Olajuwon time he has taken physically outmanned being cancelled by fog, and this time I’m not college ball. “North Carolina and Duke are didn’t box out Cozell McQueen at the end. squads to victories over more talented teams. going to make it. both probably 15 points better (than Notre The Cougars were physically superior to the Even this year one can point to Syracuse, I’ve finally been cancelled by flu. You know Dame), and both games were wire jobs." Wolfjpack, but N.C. State was m entally toug­ Maryland, and De Paul as teams the Irish have all those newspaper symptoms of head pains, “Digger Phelps makes very few mistakes in the her. beaten who are blessed with more naturally then stomach pains, then you can’t function white knuckle period of a game.” (That means Ironically, you make analogous statements talented athletes than Notre Dame. But bas­ anymore? Well they’re true. In almost 20 years the end of the game, guys.) “ . . . there’s no between that game and the Notre Dame Duke ketball is as much mental as it is physical. I’ve rarely cancelled anything, but this time I’ll doubt he’s an outstanding bench coach. ” game, but for the wrong reasons. The reason Phelps, throughout the years, has molded have to. These comments came from A1 McGuire. I’m we almost won the game was because of the mentally tough teams, and this year the Irish But here’s my deal with you. If you can res­ sorry Fitzgerald and Kalecki, in case you might intelligent decisions of the coach and players will win NCAA tourney games because they chedule, I promise to move heaven and earth not know, he’s considered to be one of the n o t because of the panic and fouls of Duke will be mentally tougher than their op­ to get there. best coaches and most knowledgeable men toward the end of the game. Instead, the Irish ponents, not because they’ll be physically bet­ I’ve been looking forward very much to the game has ever seen. 1 think he used to played subdued but tight defense while Duke ter. being with you. Now I’ll be looking forward coach Marquette. Correct me if I’m wrong. toyed with the 45-second clock. If not for A teacher, a man of class, and a premiere twice as much. Please let me know. By the way, did anyone ever tell you that some uncanny last second shots by Danny coach, Phelps will lead Notre Dame to Gloria Steinem

D oonesbury Garry Trudeau

MR. PUVAUER, 00 YOU WELL, FOR INSTANCE, UM..1 PONT UJHATDSHE m m YOUR WIFE'S IlL- HOW HER LEAVING FOR A H 7 MILLION? KNOW. I'D Campus quote riMEP EXTRAVAGANCES 0 0 you *1.7MILLION SHOPPING SHE SPENT REPORT DO WITH RATHER NOT GET i CONTRIBUTEDTOYOUR MEAN f SPREE IN PARIS WHILE $ 1 7 MILLION EPLY. THE R E S T CAUGHT IN THE - FINAL DOWNFALL? / HAITI WAS IN THE MlPST IN PARIS'? OF IT! MIDDLE HERE. V _ / OF A SEVERE “It’s going to be tough for us to win ECONOMIC it all... we’re going to have to CRISIS. have it all together to beat the type of competition that’s spread across th e co u n try .”

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W h e n I r is h e y e s a r e i a ll -1 II E II s m i l e s ND and SMC celebrate first St. Pat’s Day since *80

LISA YOUNG 9 a 5 cent increase every hour until noon. Saint Mary’s have, however, planned a features senior staff Thirty five cent beers continued throug­ weekend full of events. sk your favorite leprechaun where his hout the day. Administrators still shudder The celebration kicks o ff today with A favorite place to spend his favorite upon mentions of that day. two disc jockeys spinning tunes from 2 holiday is, excluding Ireland. Of course! St. Patrick’s Day in 1975 marked a very p.m. until 6 p.m. Sophomore Matt The land of class lists full of O’Brien’s and special day indeed. It was the day that, as Highbarger will be set up on the McNamara’s, Sean’s and Erin’s, the hom e Emil T. Hofman, dean of Freshman Year of Fieldhouse Mall, and “The Fresh Cut DJ’s, ” of the Fighting Irish - Notre Dame. How Studies, says, “Notre Dame became the Scott Flora and Kevin Fiorito, will be many Irish eyes wish that they could be nation’s capital. ” The university was host outside South Dining Hall. Such refresh­ within gazing distance of the golden dome to former President Gerald Ford. ments as green lemonade, green-iced for the holiday of holidays • St. Patrick’s The president was invited by Father doughnuts, and hot chocolate will be Day. Theodore Hesburgh, University president. served. # Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s students Classes were canceled for a morning There are no plans for a parade, but should consider themselves lucky. The convocation. A press conference was tom orrow’s "St. Pat’s Day Irish Run ” will last time spring break was not scheduled held, and Ford spoke to the student body fill in the open time slot. A *1 entry fee over St. Patrick’s Day was in 1980 and that evening. can be paid upon registration in the before that, 1975. The University was in session in 1967, dining halls or before the run on Saturday. This is the first St. Paddy's Day, 1969 and 1970. This time period saw as Those who plan to run in the 5K race however, that will be celebrated since the the center of St. Pat’s Day celebrations a must meet at Stepan Center at 10:30 a.m. alcohol policy went into effect. Says small bar named Sweeney’s. Located on The festivities continue on Sunday with Associate Vice President for Residence Main Street, a 1970 ad for Sweeney’s “Pre-St. Patrick’s Day Bash." This event Life John Goldrick, “The alcohol policy is promised 30 kegs and that everything will include a brunch with a “New York ” in effect on St. Patrick’s Day (just as it is would be green - even bottled beer The parade theme and will feature a disc on any other day ) so we would expect magic pass to enter Sweeney’s was a green jockey. It will be held from noon to 4 p.m. celebrations’ to take that fact into ac­ swizzle stick, and nearly every Notre at Stepan Center (North Dining Hall will count. It’s my understanding that quite a Dame student found one to bring. be closed.) number of non alcohol events are being But a 1986 St. Patrick’s Day will be as And then Monday - St. Patrick’s Day, planned and that seems a good sign.” changed as the times. Student Activities 1986. Again at Stepan Center events arc But even prior to the alcohol policy, St. Board Special Events Commissioner Steve planned, from 2 to 11 p.m. Snacks and Patrick’s Day celebrations were not Morita says that plans for St. Pat’s Day desserts will be provided by University campus wide beer bashes, as might be began about a month and a half ago. “We Food Services. Entertainment will in- imagined. Gatherings in honor of the have some really good ideas to get the occasion were small and in private rooms. campus into the spirit of the day. We see ST. PAT’S, page 2 True, Corby’s did run an ad in 1980 wanted to turn the dome green, but we promising an opening time of 7 a.m. ran into some administrative problems, ” Ten cent green beers were available, with says Morita. SAB, student government, and

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I p M a i BliWMIBaiff llll! Ml Happenings—page 2 Friday, March 14, 1986 He showed God to captors and pure. He began to understand SUSAN BUCKLEY The truth of this and other stories is uncertain, how ever, as St. and love them. features writer Patrick’s own account of his St. Patrick was led to his escape arch 17 is a day celebrated childhood is strongly different. In by a voice that cam e in his dreams. M grandly not only in Ireland but his “Confessions,” he writes, “We Supposedly it was an angel named throughout the world. It is the day departed away from God and kept Victor, the guardian angel of d edicated to St. Patrick, a prisoner not his commandments and were Ireland, who told him when the and slave in a foreign land who later not obedient to our priests who ship was ready for him. St. Patrick returned to his captors, converted used to admonish us for our salva­ made a 200-mile journey over land them to Christianity and became tion." and then traveled by sea to finally their national apostle. Whatever the case, St. Patrick was retu rn to his home. Many legends surround St. soon to become a very strong and While at home, St. Patrick had the Patrick and leave specific details of devout Christian. At the age of 16 vision that determined the course his life relatively obscured. The he was captured at his father’s of his life. “And th ere I saw in a year of his birth is generally home and led, with thousands of vision of the night, a man, as it were, believed to be 373, and the place is others, into captivity in Ireland. coming from Ireland whose name believed to be somewhere in Wild raiders had arrived from the was Victoricus with letters in­ Roman Britain, probably not far Irish coast to burn houses, kill numerable. And he gave me one of from the Irish Sea. His father, Cal- families and take prisoners. these and I read the beginning of purnius, was a decurion, a certain St. Patrick was sold as a slave and the letter containing this title: The class of Roman senator, who col­ worked for six years tending sheep Voice of The Irish. And while I was lected imperial taxes in his district and swine on the hills of Antrium. It reciting the beginning of the letter I and had good social standing. Both was during these years that St. thought at the same moment I of St. Patrick’s parents w ere pious Patrick turned more and more to heard the voices of those people Christians who worked to instill his religion. "Now after I arrived in .... And they cried out thus as if their faith in th eir children. Ireland tending flocks was my daily from one mouth: ‘We beseech thee, Several stories exist which tell of occupation and constantly I used to holy youth, to come and walk once extraordinary miracles performed pray in the daytime. The love of more among us.’ ” by St. Patrick during his childhood. God and the fear of Him increased St. Patrick went out at once to One of them shows the reason for more and more and faith grew and prepare tor his mission. He labored, his devotion to the Blessed Trinity the spirit was roused so that in one fasted, prayed and did penance. He and to the Sign of the Cross. He and day I would say as many as a underwent severe monastic train­ his sister, Lupita, were out walking hundred prayers and at night nearly ing until he was eventually con­ one day when she fell and cut her as many, even while I stayed out in secrated a bishop and sent, once head on a stone. She lay as though the woods and on the mountain,” again, to Ireland. St. Patrick, once a slave, became the patron saint o f Ireland. dead, and her brother, in fear and he w rote. There, he worked among the sorrow, made the sign of the cross St. Patrick says that he was chas­ Irish, preaching the Gospel and also surround this part of St. that he died on March 17, 493. He on her wound. Immediately she was tened and humbled by hunger and organizing the Christian church Patrick’s life, one of which is his spent his declining years in Armagh, healed, and she got up and walked nakedness. But it was also during “even to the outmost districts driving of the snakes out of Ireland. but died in Saul. For 12 days a grate­ home with her brother in perfect this time that Patrick learned the beyond which no man lived and During this period of history, a ful nation reverently visited his health except for the scar that Irish language, customs and charac­ where nobody had ever come to movement called Arianism tried to remains, and then he was laid to remained as testimony to the ter. He saw in the Irish people a baptize or to ordain clergy or to destroy the doctrine of the Blessed rest in Downpatrick. miracle. keen appreciation of the beautiful confirm the people.” Many legends Trinity. St. Patrick felt such a strong His name has been honored by devotion to the Trinity that he was the Irish for more than a thousand determined to convince his Irish years and churches have been ded­ people of its truth. In order to help icated to him all over the world. ND’s spirit all in the leprechaun illustrate the mystery of the Trinity, Today St. Patrick’s Day is not only in St. Patrick used the sham rock w hich rememberance of a great saint, but has since become the emblem of it is also an expression of the pride J. CHRISTOPHER MURPHY This year’s leprechaun, Jeff An- there was no set pattern for the the Irish faith and race. and love Irishmen everywhere have features writer hut, promotes enthusiasm and outfit, Anhut modeled the outfit The exact date of St. Patrick’s for their religion, their heritage and tradition at many athletic events. after the one pictured in the death is uncertain, but legend has it their mother country. he leprechaun, with his fiery The traditional Irish jig, w hich is popular poster in the bookstore. T stare and clinched hands, toget­ taught to the leprechaun, is danced “He was sort of kicked back and hat her with the “Fighting Irish ” at times of extreme jubilation. The a sharp outfit on, so that is why I nickname, are the very essence of wooden shillelagh, a hammer, is chose him to model it after,” says the spirit which has made Notre passed down from leprechaun to Anhut. Dame a name known the whole leprechaun. “The shillelagh I have is The “Fighting Irish” nickname world over. Surprisingly, they are the same one that every leprechaun began at a football game, of course. T H E LOFT not the original mascot and has had, ” says Anhut. One legend states that John nickname of the University, but the Anhut has also added some of his Murphy, quarterback of the 1909 E E STAU EA N T legacy of service built by the stu­ own stunts to the leprechaun’s football team, yelled, "You’re all dents who have served as the repertoire. Walking on his hands Irish and none of you are fighting leprechaun throughout the years and a series of back hand springs worth a lick,” when the team was has established it as one of the most are a must for this year’s leprec­ losing an Army game. The conse­ f o / e g M n t a t t f o famous university mascots in the haun. One of Anhut’s claims to fame quent comeback of the team during United States. is the “hat trick.” “I tried it, it the game led to the nickname “The In fact, Notre Dame’s mascot worked, and it got a big response,” Fighting Irish.” used to be an Irish Terrier clothed says Anhut. It was : ontaneous The press began using the Featuring: Fresh seafood, veal and lamb, in a monogram sweater, and the action but has become a regular nickname to exemplify the fighting prepared in a distinctive manner. “Fighting Irish” of Notre Dame used part of the leprechaun’s football spirit of the team and the Irish to be the “Catholics." The legends routine. qualities of determination and of these two traditions vary accord­ Working in a stadium is tough. perseverance. Though the basis of — — — . Reservations ing to the source. “You have to remember that you’re the nickname was honorable, it was 2 3 3 -0 7 1 1 Recommended The exact year that the leprec­ in a stadium and you have to make many times used to ridicule the haun was first used is hard to trace. things as big as possible,” says An­ predominatly Irish Catholic univer­ 112 W. COLFAX - SOUTH BEND The addition to the cheerleading hut. In the basketball arena things sity. As the athletic team s began to Dinner MON-SAT OPEN 5pm squad seems to have occured in the are tough, but in a different way. excel in competition the nickname late ’60s. The leprechaun is first “You have a lot less room to work began to take on an admirable basis pictured in the 1972 Dome year­ in and everything that you do can once again. Today the Notre Dame book. Since then, the leprechaun’s be seen by everyone, ” he says. leprechaun and the “Fighting Irish” stature has grown to its present Anhut also designed his outfit nickname stand for excellence and Godfather^ popularity. with the help of Lola Ross. Since determination. ■Pizza student government, and Saint with the purpose of safely returning Mary’s. students to campus from St. The senior class is fortunate to be Patrick’s Day celebrations. A school St. Pat’s bus will begin its rounds at 8 p.m spending a legal St. Patrick’s Day on 52929 (IS. 3 i North continued from page 1 campus. Their events center around and continue every half hour until 2 ’■BaMe mtl « Semi Bend a St. Pat’s party at Senior Bar. The a m. This service is free to Notre With this coupon receive a elude John Kennedy, an Irish singer; evening will include free corned Dame and Saint Mary’s students. The Law, a cam pus band; and p e r­ beef sandwiches, Bud/St. Pat’s Stops include Saint Mary’s formances by the Glee Club and giveaways and paraphernalia, Harp (LeMans Hall), Notre Dame Large Pizza for Medium Pizza Price Saint Mary’s Irish singers and dan­ and Guinness Stout, Irish whiskey (Library Circle), Campus View and Medium Pizza for Small Pizza Price cers. The band Cold Drinks will and green beer (so says the March Turtle Creek Apartments, the Five perform from 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. The senior newsletter.) Points bars (Goodwill lot), the occasion will have a nightclub The junior class does not have corner of Howard and St. Louis atmosphere and is, again, free to any class sponsored events, because streets, and corner of Leeland and (Delivery Orders Only) students. as Dave Miklos, junior class vice Rex streets. This bus will only The weekend’s finale will take president, says, “Within the rules of return students from the bars, place at 10 p.m. A half hour long the University, we couldn’t plan the parties, etc Maps are posted After 5 pm on Fri.-Sat. Only fireworks display will be fired from kind of event that St. Patrick’s Day throughout the campus for informa­ Stepan. Although the optimum at Notre Dame deserves. Though, tion. location for this event would be the we know the junior class will live Eighty three hours of events have north side of the 14th floor of the up to the spirit of the holiday on been planned for the Irish in you (Limited Delivery Area) library, wherever you are you’ll be their ow n.” this weekend. It would be smart to able to enjoy this spectacle. A Saint Mary’s student govern­ have a blast - another St. Patrick’s 277-5880 Expires M arch 22 All o f these events are the joint ment program called the “St. Day might not be spent on campus efforts of Morita, Chris Lyon, SAB, Paddy’s Wagon ” will also be run until th e 1990s. Happenings—page 3 Friday, March 14, 1986 Yet another confrontation between good and evil PA.CIMINO Macleod is engaged in fighting other immor­ fact. Otherwise, the viewer’s appreciation of As a final observation, the movie includes a features writer tals in New York city, which has been chosen the film as a composition which effectively soundtrack by the group Queen. The music is good (it’s also a little loud at times) and lends here are immortals walking this earth and as the site of the “gathering." In this time utilizes both fantasy and reality will not be they have been here since the dawn of period, he is in cognito as an antique dealer. enhanced. itself well to this piece of fantasy. Fur­ T thermore, Queen’s music is used in more time. Each one a powerful being who cannot In the openning scene of the movie, On the plus side, “Highlander” has a good than a few places and can really be said to be killed, they have been sent as part of the Macleod is at a wrestling match in Madison story. It is pure action and keeps the viewer enhance the film on the whole. In contrast, timeless battle between the forces of Light Square Garden and feels the presence of engrossed in events. The sword play is also o th er background music not by Q ueen is, in and Dark and will meet at the time of the another one of his kind. We are led to believe very interesting and on the whole, fantasy lovers will probably eat this film up. This is a many instances, rather hokcy. "gathering" when the fate of the world will that they all know each other in some way very big plus and one which influences the be decided. and are drawn together. Needless to say, he On the w hole, "H ighlander” Is an fairly Well, how's that for a new version of the meets a second immortal In battle. This overall impact of the film. In short, for those nice film. It does have a few faults, but at never ending stories concerning the con- immortality is qualified when the viewer looking for a movie which contains an learns that persons can be killed only by absorbing, exciting story, “Highlander" is a times interestingly joins two totally unr­ decapitation. As a result, very early in the film good choice. elated facts of life - fantasy and reality. Movie review it becomes evident that many heads are going to roll whether they advocate the Highlander ^ consumption of cake or not.

.y . 4fL 4 (°uf °*,ou,) This movie has got some good points and some bad points. Taking the bad first, frontation between good and evil? In a “Highlander” has one big problem in that its nutshell, this is a summary of "Highlander,” a characters are poorly developed. Maclcod’s new movie starring Christopher Lambert and character is probably the most developed of featuring a short, although enjoyable ap­ all, yet because of all the years he has lived, pearance by Scan Connery (better known as there remains a great deal of information the original 007 from the James Bond which the viewers never find out. This would movies). be acceptable if his whole character was “Highlander" is the story of Connor bathed in mystery, however, this is not the Maclcod ( Lambert), who was born in the case. Some development is attempted and in 16th century. After being mortally wounded its inefficiency leaves the viewer wishing for in a battle he finds that his body has the more. power to mend itself extremely quickly. This A further disappointment in this film being the 1500s, though, he is banished by concerns the special effects. Whenever the his own family clan and only through a little reality of present day life is joined with luck escapes burning at the stake. fantasy in any way, it is important that reality Soon he is sought out by a Spaniard named is maintained at the points where it will be Ramirez (Connery) who, strangely enough, noticed. The glaring example of this film’s talks with an English accent. Ramirez inability to recognize this fact is that every becomes Maclcod's teacher and instructs time someone’s head flies, there is absolutely him in sword play and his reasons for being. no blood. Now, if one is looking for a film he The above synopsis is all given to the can enjoy, it is essential to find one that will viewer in a flashback as the present day not insult his intelligence when it deals with “Highlander

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• The SAB Will sponsor a St. Patrick's Day • The Student Activities Board presents • The return of the Gregorian Stations of celebration today and tomprrow. Special "American Dreamer” tonight and the Cross to Sacred Heart Church will be events include a 24 hour DJ beginning tomorrow night in the Engineering commemorated during an organ recital today at 12 p.m., an Irish run on Saturday Auditorium. Admission to the 7, 9 and 11 tonight at 8 p.m. in Sacred Heart. Todd morning, and an Irish Bash on South Quad p.m. shows Is *1 Wilson, a member of the music faculty at tomorrow afternoon complete with tents, Adelphi and Hofstra Universities and a band, the Glee Club, Shenannigan’s, the • The department of communications organist and master of choristers at the • Continuing in the O’Shaughnessy West Dancin’ Irish and fireworks. All are and theater presents “A W eek’s Vaca­ Episcopal Cathedral of the Incarnation in Gallery of The Snite Museum of Art this w elcome. tion" tonight at the Annenberg Garden City, New York, will perform weekend is the exhibit “Maurico Auditorium. Directed by Bertrand Taver­ Marcel D upre’s “S tatio n s o f th e C ro ss.” Lasansky: A Retrospective Exhibi­ nier, the film features the story of a 31- The concert also marks the 100th anniver­ tion.” The 62 works in this exhibition ycar old teacher who suddenly finds sary of Dupre’s birth. will survey the entire career of this herself plagued by the feeling that her life American printmaker. The museum is Mass has no particular meaning. “What is best open Tuesday through Friday from 10 w L f e d about Tavernier is his feeling for the a.m. to 4 p.m. and on Saturday and Sunday ordinary currents of everyday life," said • The IUSB Philharmonic Orchestra, from 1 to 4 p.m. Admission is free. The celebrants for Mass at Sacred Heart critic Roger Ebert. Tickets to the 7:30 and under the direction of Michael Es- Church this weekend will be: • The Snite Museum of Art hosts the 9:30 p.m. shows are * 1.50 selstrom, will perform tonight at 8:15 p.m. Father Robert Griffin at 5 p.m. exhibit “Richard Stevens: Recent in the Northside Hall main auditorium on (Saturday night vigil). • “Fitness for All," an instructional film the IUSB campus. Included in the concert Photographs,” an exhibition of reduc­ Father Patrick Maloney at 9 a.m. on weight lifting and body building for the will be "Rumanian Folk Dances” by Bela tionist still lifes by a member of Notre Father Michael McCafferty at 10:30 a.m. Dame’s department of art, art history and disabled person will be shown today in Bartok and "Lieutenant Kije Suite Sym- and 12:15 p.m. room 124 of the Administration Building phonique, Op. 60” by Prokofieff. "Violin design. Steven’s new works are The schedule for confessions in Sacred at Indiana University at South Bend. Concerto in D Major” by Tschaikowski photographic studies of folded paper, Heart Church is: Admission is free. will conclude the free program. stones, glass and assorted printed objects on conventional silver paper. The works Monday through Saturday at 11:15 a.m. focus on objects, arrangements and light. Monday through Friday at 5 p.m. Admission to the exhibit is free. Monday through Thursday at 7 p.m. • Nicholas M orrison will perform in a Music graduate clarinet recital tomorrow at 3 • Continuing this weekend at the South Saturday only 4 to 5 p.m. in the Crypt. p.m. in the Annenberg Auditorium. Admis­ Bend Art Center is the 1986 Indiana Stations of the Cross are on Fridays sion to the event is free. W oman’s Caucus for Art Competitive during Lent at 7:15 p.m. in Sacred Heart • The Chester String Quartet with Exhibition. This juried competition Church. x • The Glee Club will hold its Spring Karen Buranskas and Laura Klughetz will open to artists in Indiana and southwes­ Concert tomorrow night in Washington perform Sunday at 4 p.m. in Washington tern Michigan includes over 80 works Vespers will be held Sundays at 7:15 Hall at 8 p.m. Tickets to the free show are Hall. Free tickets are available in 105 chosen by jurors Kathy Cottong and p.m. in the Lady Chapel. available at The Ticket Stub. Crowley Hall. Ernestine Giesecke, both of Chicago. The rosary is said daily at 6:45 p.m. at Admission to the exhibit is free. the Grotto.

000000 UNCLE’S IRISH PUB j m 1609 Grape Rd. JMS Plaza Mishawaka South Bend’s Only N I G H T C L U B Authentic Irish Pub \ o Come to Tivoli’s n £ r ~ Green Beer Mixed Drinks Irish Music a n d P itc h e r St. Patrick’s Day Party for United Way Drink specials: a LSO: Party Favors A new column by Iris h S te w S p e c ia ls ! 50c Green Draft Beers |r|sh Buffet Dave Dvorak Corn Beef Sandwiches $1 Shots of Schnapps Doors Open at 10am $1.25 Mixed Drinks D .J . s ta r tin g a t 8 p m March 17,1986 9pm - 3am $5 donation Every other tickets on sale at Notre Dame Located on U.S. 33 N. at North Village Mall Monday in 277-1877 The Observer m w w i r n m m m m m M m Happenings—page 4 Friday, March 14, 1986 The Bore House—oops! Oar House not much fun The people who frequent The Oar House JOHN AFFLECK seem to be the middle-aged executive features writer crowd. These people are here for a beer after work at the office or after the convention at t’s going to be hard to squeeze out 10 The Holiday Inn lets out for the night. It’s not paragraphs on The Oar House. I the kind of nightspot where college students What makes this place unique or generally hang out. memorable among the bars of South Bend? Nothing. Well, maybe the decor is a step above The Commons or Lee’s Grill and Barbecue, but that’s it. What makes this The Bar Beat place unique or / The Oar House memorable among

t®U C ^ .( o u t ol lour) the bars of South The bar is done in a style vaguely reminis­ cent of a wooden sailing ship. Seaworn- Bend? Nothing. looking paneling and heavy rope rigging separate the three rooms of the bar, one of Well, maybe the de­ which contains a pool table, another the bar and another extra seating. cor is a step above Low level red lighting from antique type ships’ lanterns, red carpeting and com­ The Commons or fortable chairs contribute to give the decor a fairly relaxing tone. Lee’s Grill... That’s not quite it for The O ar House’s Middle-aged clientele frequent The Oar House for post-office drinks. good points. There also is a carry-out but that’s it. counter, open until 3 a.m. So for a higher price than one would normally pay, one can A friend got so bored he decided to help get alcohol for after hours. write the Bar Beat by reviewing the men’s Questions should be Other than these two aspects, this bar is a restroom. His notes say it had no toilet paper, directed to Mary Jacoby at the yawner. They don’t sell draft beer or, by no mirror and no hand dryers. Customers The independent student newspaper Observer office (239-5313). extension, pitchers. will have to use the paper towels instead. serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s is Resumes and p erson al The bartender said that there are never any In the men’s room there is a line of graffiti statements are dud Thursday, accepting applications for the following drink specials. Bummer. which says “Dave is a stone fox. ” One March 43: However, from 4 to 7 p.m. every evening w onders w hat a stone fox is. Is it a stoned fox p o sitio n s: one can get (ready for this?) free munchies. o r a concrete fox? And w hy is Dave a stone What are these free munchies? “Mostly fox? • Assistant Features Editor popcorn, but sometimes we have nachos Obviously, I wouldn’t recommend the Oar with that hot sauce, ” the bartender said. House. e Features Copy Editor Great. If one wants free popcorn The To avoid The Oar House do not drive up The O bservei Commons has it, and Chi Chi’s provides 31 North from campus. Do not drive past 3rd Floor, LaFortune Student Center nachos with that hot sauce and also that bean King Cellar on the right, and do not look to N otre Dam e, IN 46556 dip. Either one of those establishments is the left before getting to Naugles, where The more interesting in terms of clientele. Oar House sign will be flashing. CHICAGO BULLS vs. Milwaukee Bucks

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"By swamps, you undoubtedly proved faith and morals of the fault. ” "I'm a priest, and I’m lonely. mean the sins that lie ahead?” liberal establishment. Suffering, It's the Church's fault" “I’m a Father Robert Griffin I shrugged my shoulders in an­ according to the newspapers, con­ second-rate citizen. It’s the noyance at his willingness to think tinues to go on in the secular city. Church’s fault.” "I went to Catholic Letters to a Lonely God the worst. “When I’m talking to a The sexual revolution, they say, is schools, so I’m socially inhibited. teenage girl made pregnant by a almost over. Herpes and AIDS - It’s the Church’s fault ” "I’m healthy teenage kid, sin is not a word that sicknesses, it seems to me, which and horny; yet I stay a celibate. It’s com es quickly to my mind. I’m are the only modern ills the Church the Church’s fault ” try to imagine what the world He explained to me how the is not blam ed for - have made much more ready to think, ‘What “Blaming the Church" is a parlor would be like if the Catholic bishops invent the theological monogamy fashionable and neces­ I have you done to yourselves?’ I’m game you can play all your life. You Church were to disappear tomor­ rules, and then try to make flesh sary. Women find it difficult to be more inclined to ask, ‘How can I can play all your life. You can duck row. If the Catholic Church is as and blood creatures fit the theoreti­ single sex parents. Some of them help you most?’ The two of them the blame for everything: your bad as some of its members say it is, cal framework. He sounded like a are bitter about the old-fashioned will resolve the burden of their failures, omissions, sorrows, disap­ maybe the world would be better freedom fighter when inquired, morality that left them exposed to guilt when they deal with their pointments. The infinite varieties of off if the Church took a powder. "Who needs such a burdensome m othering children. consciences, which, for all I know, shabbiness can be heaped as I’m tired of defending the creaky religion?” If the Church were to disappear, may be as pure as the snow. Even if monstrosities on the shoulders of old structure that is, allegedly, so I said, "Maybe you have the cart mankind would be free of the right they are as perfect as the angels of the pope, the bishops, priests, brot­ out of touch with the needs of the before the horse.” “What do you to lifers. It’s hard to say how much God, they’re not ready, as high hers and sisters. And if, may God human race. Every school child mean?” he asked. the Gospel of Christ would be school students, to stract raising a forbid, you end up in a place of who reads history knows how bad I said, “The human condition remembered. The world wouldn’t family.” everlasting torment, you can ex­ the C hurch got in the Middle Ages. existed before God gave Moses the have to deal with religious crusades “A Church worth it’s salt would plain to the devil, when you meet In the 20th century also, it seems, Ten Commandments. The use of and inquisitions; however, there help educate teenagers to use him face to face, "It’s the Church’s all of us clerics are heartless, from human sexuality has serious conse­ would be no strong voice protest­ precautions that would keep them fault,” and go through all eternity the pope on down. All of us are quences. Couples give themselves ing against evil, and offering salva­ out of trouble," he said pointedly. blaming the Church. ignorant of what people need when to each other trustingly as a result “It’s not the Church’s business to tion. The other denominations we try to make them believe the old of human affection. As a result, teach things which contradict its professing Christ would face tough My opinion is, that in the grow th myths and superstitions are still things start to develop; maybe a tradition,” I said “I’m not going to sledding, if the Goliath of the toward Christian maturity, the alive. baby is conceived. Only then, tell adolescents, having sex, to use churches bit the dust. Church is trying to help us, showing maybe, the woman discovers she Some power structure like Com­ us the truth that is part of an ancient The Catholic Church, for ex­ birth control. My job is to show was wrong to trust the man, or, munism w ould probably try to fill wisdom. The Church, as a servant, ample, has this unhealthy hangup them that love means they maybe the man finds out the has to live and learn; therefore the with sex. It's stupid to try to play shouldn’t hurt each other by wan­ the void. The State would probably woman doesn’t trust him to help the dating game by Catholic rules dering off the reservation. What make regulations controlling the Church will be smarter tomorrow her as a partner in responsibility. than it is today. It has to live and during a sexual revolution. A stu­ good would a Church be if it acceptable forms of sexual expres­ Even without the baby, a man or dent, trying not to hurt my feelings, changed its tradition for the sion; no self-respecting power learn; therefore the Church changes woman can discover they’re its mind over anything: look how let me know that it is impossible to mistakes of a secular society indif­ structure could let all that psychic trapped or hurt by a relationship in energy do as it pleases. I wonder if long it took us to get an English legislate morality. Trying to ferent to God?” which they gave too much, too Mass! legislate morality, he said, is one of “How very caring the Church's people would feel freer as sexual soon. In an ideal world, where The Church, if it exists forever, the Church’s mistakes. “What are servants turn out to be,” he creatures. people foresee the consequences of the consequences of breaking one sneered. I’m tired of listening to Catholics will never be as liberal as the New their behavior, they would be wise so lacking in class that they go Morality, nor should you want it to of the moral laws? ” I asked. "I’m sure you’ll find the world enough not to get caught in an much more caring and forgiving,” 1 around whining, “It’s the Church’s be. Where would you go then for a "The Church works on your emotional situation they’re uncom­ answered. fault.” I’ve heard it all my Catholic second opinion? Most of the time, conscience to destroy you with fortable with. On this illusory plane, I’m tired of being a part of a life: “I’m pregnant and single; it’s we suspect in our hearts that the guilt, ” he replied. "The Church tries the so-called 'rules’ are valuable as Church that gets kicked around. the Church’s fault." (For God’s sake, Church is right. As Shakespeare to make you think you are going to warnings of the swamps that lie Maybe the Church, in its villainy, how?) “I’m Irish and Catholic; wrote, “The faults, dear Brutus, are hell." ahead." has been superseded by the im­ therefore I drink. It’s the Church’s not in the stars, but in ourselves." Supreme effort nets Irish the win, but Gipp pays for it

This is the 21th episode o f The Mike Ploszek forced a fumble at the Penn Observer's serial publication o f the Notre State 12 with 2:30 remaining In the third Dame football story, "The Gipper’s Ghost." quarter. Collins scrambled 12 yards on the In last week's episode, Nicki Summers, the next play. Roberts’ kick was good. sports editor o f The Observer and steady of ND 21 - Penn State 17. Dutch Reagan, the phenomenal running Penn State breakaway! Touchdown! hack o f the resurgent Fighting Irish foot­ The kick for the point after was smot­ ball team, had confronted Dutch with a hered by a wall of Notre Dame linemen. staggering discovery ■ that Dutch was Penn State 23 - ND 21. really the human guise of the ghost of In the offensive huddle, Collins had few George Gipp, the legendary Irish great. words. "Gentlemen, the time is now.” Dutch/George Gipp had surprised Nicki The Fighting Irish marched 79 yards on further by revealing that the ghost o f 11 plays. The Nittany Lions scratched and Knute Rockne was on Earth in the guise of clawed and finally stopped tham at the Father Rock, the team chaplain. three. Tom Roberts strode in and drilled one through the uprights with 4:26 remain­ ing. Restoring ND 24 - Penn State 23 Once again, the Notre Dame defense the lustre subdued the Lions. Penn State was forced to punt. But what a punt! 69 yards! The ball capacity crowd assembled in Penn was downed at the Notre Dame one. A State’s stadium to witness the show­ A fumble might be recovered by Penn down between the No. 2 ranked Nittany State. An interception in this area might be Lions and the resurrected 8-1-1 Fighting turned into a score for the opponents. A Irish. safety would give the Nittany Lions two Both teams were bowlbound. Penn State points and certain victory. would face the Ohio State Buckeyes in the Collins kept the ball twice and burrowed Orange Bowl and Notre Dame the un­ his way to the five On third and six, he defeated LSU Tigers in the Sugar Bowl. The fired to Ryan O’Connor at the 37. O’Connor outcome of today’s game would figure in brought it down and hit the turf. the determination of the mythical national The clock whirred off the remaining champion. seconds. Notre Dame’s jubilant celebration was short-lived. There, on the goal line, lay the The Gipper’s Ghost motionless form of Dutch Reagan. Dutch had been assigned to block Killer Kubinski, Penn State’s 275 pound middle Chapter 21 5 linebacker. There had been a major colli­ Halfway through the second quarter, In the locker room, Joe Kelly spoke to his sion. The full weight of an unconscious Penn State scored on a six-yard run. The team. “In the first half, you showed you Killer Kubinski had collapsed on Dutch The Nittany Lions emerged from the extra point was good. could play with one of the best teams in the Reagan’s right leg. tunnel first. The Irish followed. Penn Sate 7 - ND 6. country. In the second half, show them you The Gipper’s Ghost had proved all too “Our Lady’s Tough Guys” set the tone Dutch Reagan returned the kickoff 87 are the nation’s best." human. His leg was broken with an epic defensive effort which held the yards for a touchdown. Collins passed to The brave words suffered at the start of Nittany Lions without a single yard gained him for the two point conversion. the second half. Penn State marched 93 in the first quarter. ND 14 - Penn State 7. yards and took the lead on a five yard To be c o n tin u e d . . . Hart Collins led a 64-yard-drive in seven Only 39 seconds remained in the first half scoring plunge by Harris Berg. plays to score with 2:32 remaining in the when Penn State’s kicker connected on a Penn State 17 - ND 14. From The Gipper’s Ghost, copyright 1985 by Robert first quarter. The kick failed. field goal. The Fighting Irish fought their way past Quackcnbush. Published by O’Connor Publishing Co. Reprinted by permission. ND 6 - Penn State 0. ND 14 - Penn State 10. midfield. A long field goal attempt fell short. The Observer Friday, March 14, 1986 - page 10

NCAA Tournament Sports Briefs First Round Results

Southeast Regional Garret H ennessy and Pat Mileski were the The ND track two-m ile relay team win run LSU 94, Purdue 87 (20T) winners of yesterday’s 5K Heart Lights Race. Hennessy took the in the NCAA Indoor Championships this w eekend in O klahom a City, M emphis St 95, BM St. 83 men’s title, followed by Tom Schallon and Dave Macaw, while Okla. The team ofjim McNelis, Robert Nobles, Jeff Van Wie, and Jim Vitlanove 71, Va. Tech 62 G l Tech 68, Meri»tS3 Mileski was the first woman to cross the line. Nancy Loughlin Tyler will race against the top ten relay teams in the nation. - The finished second in the women’s branch followed by Julie Merkle. In Observer the Fun Runner’s division, Eric Foose finished first, while individual West Regional dorm totals found Pangborn and Breen Phillips as campus cham­ UAB 66, Missouri 64 The ND w om en’s tennis team wm face the N. Carotins 84, Utah 72 pions. - The Observer University of Michigan tom orrow in Ann Arbor, Mich. The first set is Bradley 83, UTEP 65 LouisviHe 93, Drexel 73 The ND men’s and women’s swim scheduled to begin at 12:30 p.m. - The Observer team s will travel to Columbus, Ohio this weekend to take part in The ND / SMC Sailing Club win be hosting the the NCAA Diving Regionals. The Irish will compete in events both East Regional first regatta of the spring season this weekend. The “Freshman Duke 85. Miee. VaNey St. 78 to n ig h t and tom orrow . - The Observer Icebreaker ” will be held on St. Joseph’s Lake. - The Observer CHd Dominion 72, W. Virginia 64 DePaul 72, Virginia 68 Oklahoma 80, Northeastern 74 The ND / SMC golf team will hold a mandatory meeting Sunday at 5 p.m. in the Football Auditorium of the ACC. For The ND baseball team win travel to DePauw uni more information call Laura Gleason at 283-3351. - The Observer versity this weekend for a three game series with the host school. Midwest Regional K ansas 71, N.C. A&T 46 Tom orrow , the Irish will play a doubleheader before finishing the Temple 61, Jacksonville 50 (OT) trip with an afternoon game Sunday. - The Observer Mich. St. 72, W ashington 70 Women’s Bookstore Basketball signups win Georgetow n 70, T exas Tech 64 be held Sunday from 1 - 3 p.m. in the Great Hall of O’Shaughnessy next to the Snite Museum. Only one NCAA athlete or two SMC var­ The Michiana Bicycle Association wm be sity athletes, including both present and former players, will be holding the first of a series of rides Sunday at 1 p.m. starting at St. Thanks to you... allowed per team. A $5 registration fee per team will be collected. Patrick’s County Park on Laurel Road. Anyone is eligible to par­ For more information call Melissa Warnke at 283-3433 or Mary ticipate and maps of varying length routes are provided. For more it works... Sheridan at 283-2930. - The Observer information call the MBA at 674-0088. - The Observer for ALL OF US un*edw*u

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Fliet Hound t ooond Hound So m If Inal a S em ifin a ls March 15-16 March 13-14 March 13-14 March 15-18 Championship Kentucky 1 1 Duke Duke Miss. Valley St. Dividson 16 l a W. Kentucky 8 8 Old Dominion Old Dominion Nebraska 9 W. Virginia 9 Charlotte, N.C. Greensboro, N.C. 5 Virginia Alabama 5 March 14 4 16 March 13 4 15 12 DePaul Xavier 12 4 Oklahoma Illinois 4 Oklahoma 13 Nqrthcastcrn Fairfield 13 East 6 St. Joseph's Purdue e Southeast LSU 11 Richmond LSU 1 1 1 Memphis St. 3 Indiana }, Memphis Si. 14 Cleveland St. Ball St. 14 | Baton Rouge, La. Syracuse, N.Y. 7 Navy ______Va. Tech 7, M arch 13 4 15 March 14416 Vlllanova Atlanta, Georgia East Rutherford. Vlllanova 10 Tulsa IV 1 March 20 4 22 New Jersey March 21 4 23 2 Syracuse Ga. Tech 2 , Ot. Tech Marist 14 | 15 Brown Dallas. Texas St. John's 1 Kansas 1 . March 29 Kansas 16 N .C . A& T Montana St. 16 | Kansas City. Missouri March 21 4 23 8 Jacksonville Auburn Houston, Texas Dallas. Texas • March 20 6 22 Temple March 31 9 Tem ple Arizona •1 Long Beach, Calif. Dayton, Ohio Maryland M ich. St. 5 , M arch 14 4 16 March 13415 M ich. St. 12 Washington Pepper dine 12 | UNLV 4 Georgetown 4 G eorgetow n 1 3 Texas Tech NELa. 131 UAB 6 West Midwest 6 N.C. St. 11 Iowa Missouri 111 N. Carolina 3 Notre Dame 3 , N. Caroline Utah 14 Ark.-Little Rock 1« f Ogden Utah Minneapolis, Minn. Bradley 7 Iow a St. 7 , Bradley M arch 13 4 15 March 14416 10 Miami (Ohio) UTEP D e liu s 1<4 2 Michigan Louisville 2 Louisville A k ro n Drexel 151 15

Notre Dame. The Irish are ranked "We’ve just got to be ourselves Start planning now for 1 Oth in this w eek’s AP poll and are a and go out and play people," Phelps r 1 NCAA team which the Little Rock players says. “We played a tough road continued from page 16 have seen on television a number of schedule to get us ready for this and times this season. Intimidation will ended the season in a great way, by Notre Dame’s guys are big, but I feel not be a factor tonight, though, ac­ being ranked in the top 10. Now let’s & we can get up and down the floor cording to the Little Rock players. see how good we really arc ” better." “We’re not intimidated by Notre Phelps says he expects to see a lot Little Rock, 22-10, has won 18 of Dame. They lace up their shoes the of zone, some man to man and a its last 19 games. The Trojans beat same way we do. They get taped up good press from Little Rock tonight. Centenary last Saturday to win the the same place we do,” says Myers. “We’ll do a lot of crazy things," € Trans America Athletic Conference “The only difference is that it says says Newell. The Little Rock coach is attempt­ C oitum e conte.it, fixizei, fun and dxink ifieciaCi tournament and an automatic bid to Notre Dame across the front of their the NCAA tournam ent. uniforms and it says UALR across the ing build the Trojan program, and Despite this, it’s easy to see how front of ours. thinks that playing Notre Dame can Little Rock could be intimidated by "We’re really loose. We don’t do nothing but help. have anything to lose ” “We realize that right now we’re Irish coach Digger Phelps says he an underdog," Newell says, “but this CONGRATULATIONS cannot afford to worry about the is not the last time we’re going to be The Observer mental state of Little Rock or how here. You’ve got to set your goals well the Trojans have been playing high, and we have set our goals high. is now accepting applications Ted Gradel lately. for the following positions: on your Bengal Bout victory. he Unique St. Patncl Copy Chief Day Gift Circulation Manager Beautiful Prints from the National Gallery of Ireland Submit personal statement and resume to Joe Murphy by 5 p.m. Monday, March 17 :all 272-5578 3rd Floor LaFortune l i g h t & after 9:(

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Notre Dame Men’s Basketball Statistics through 3/14/86 SMC track W on 23, Lost 5 opens season

P lay er G/GS MIN/AVG FG/FGA PCT FT /FT A PCT REB/AVG PF/FO AST BK ST PTS AVG tomorrow Rivers 27/26 895/ 33.1 150/ 334 .449 142/ 178 .797 84/ 3.1 68/ 0 132 5 47 442 16.3 By ANDREA LaERENIF.RE Bartow 27/26 752/ 27.8 160/ 302 .529 86/ 97 .886 150/ 5.5 67/ 2 32 15 20 406 15.0 Sports Writer Royal . 27/27 747/ 27.6 84/ 144 .583 117/ 152 .769 130/ 4.8 63/ 3 22 6 30 285 10.5 Stevenson 27/22 545/ 20.1 99/ 167 .592 37/ 44 .840 67/ 2.4 24/ 0 27 7 11 235 8.7 Kempton 27/27 587/ 21.7 65/ 119 .546 43/ 58 .741 136/ 5.0 54/ 0 61 7 17 173 6.4 Thirteen freshmen are among the Price 27/2 503/ 18.6 72/ 145 .496 26/ 37 .702 56/ 2.0 53/ 1 23 5 18 170 6.2 15 new members of the 1986 Saint Hicks 28/7 425/ 15.1 58/ 118 .491 31/ 40 .775 70/ 2.5 29/ 0 44 2 24 147 5.2 Mary’s track and field team, which Dolan 28/3 628/ 22.4 54/ 95 .568 39/ 50 .780 133/ 4.7 74/ 2 43 8 20 147 5.2 begins its season tomorrow in the Connor 19/0 166/ 8.7 31/ 50 .620 8 / 10 .800 26/ 1.3 18/ 0 11 1 4 70 3.6 Spring Arbor Indoor Invitational in Voce 21/0 186/ 8.8 24/ 44 .545 15/ 24 .625 56/ 2.6 33/ 0 3 11 8 63 3.0 Spring Arbor, Mich. Beeuwsaert 17/0 104/ 6.1 11/ 23 .478 4 / 8 .500 27/ 1.5 15/ 0 8 0 7 26 1.5 Six returning team members will Smith 15/0 71/ 4.7 9/ 23 .391 4 / 6 .666 8 / .5 3 / 0 14 1 3 22 1.4 lead the Belles at the event, includ­ Peters 11/0 31/ 2.8 5/ 15 .333 2 / 5 .400 5 / .4 2/ 0 3 0 0 12 1.0 ing senior Mary Luneen, who was Nicgorski 8/0 10/ 1.2 3 / 5 .600 0/ 6 0.000 3 / .3 1/ 0 0 0 0 6 .7 Team Rebounds 75/ 9.3 not on the team last season but did compete her freshman and sop­ Notre Dame 28/ 5650/201.7 825/ 1584 .520 554/ 715 .774 " 1026/36.6 504/ 8 423 65 208 2204 78.7 homore years, juniors Anne Bianco Opponents 28/ 5650/201.7 736/ 1579 .466 317/ 464 .683 • 776/27.7 586/ 25 355 77 189 1789 63.8 and Mariclaire Driscoll, and sop­ homores Cathy Kennedy, Mary • Deadball rebounds not included in totals: Notre Dame 61 , Opponents 47 O’Connor and Karen Walker. New team members include junior Cass Pearl and sophomore Stephanie Duke, along with fresh­ Holtz has some big worries with his ’86 Irish men Linda Baily, Missy Bailey, Mary Boulger, Eileen Brake, Beki Davis, Special to The Observer “I w orry about depth, I w orry of the imagination, but it is going to willingness to accept changes in as­ Beth Flaherty, Lora Gill, Karen Kraj- about speed, and we’re not very present some problems. signment. cir, Patty Morris, Kelly O’Brien, Notre Dame football Coach Lou strong,” he said. “I don’t see how anyone could The quarterback position won’t Jeanette O’Neill, Theresa Rice and Holtz says he has discovered shock­ During the questioning, Holtz ever criticize or second-guess Gerry be filled soon, he said. Holtz noted, Lisa Tugman. ing weaknesses in recruiting and seemed to take pains to avoid open Faust,” he continued. "By the same however, that Terry Andrysiak Larry Szczechowski, the team’s player skills but denies any implicit criticism of Faust. But he repeatedly token, I sure hope you don’t expect threw more touchdowns and fewer new field events coach, joins Head criticism of his predecessor, Gerry pointed out weaknesses and dis­ me to be like him, because I cannot interceptions last year than regular Coach Jean Kerich, whose primary Faust. tanced himself from Faust, despite be.” starter Steve Beuerlein. goal this season is to improve upon “We have more problems than we praising his predecessor for in­ Holtz, a colorful talker who enjoys the team’s somewhat disappointing can say grace over right now,” Holtz tegrity and compassion. turning a phrase, may have over­ “As far as the quarterback situa­ finish last year said yesterday during a press confer­ “I can count, and when 1 count stated the defensive weaknesses, tion, we just want to find who can “I’d like for Saint Mary’s to have a ence. numbers at certain positions, they though not by much, Athletic put it in the endzone,” he said. more respectable record this year, ” The Notre Dame squad was don’t go very high, ” Holtz said. Department spokesman John Heis- Holtz said his emphasis on Notre Kerich says. “I’d also like everyone prepared to begin a five-day spring “I’m sure (Faust) had reasons and ler said later. Dame weaknesses might ease on the team to make a personal im­ practice session today, the first un­ plans for the way he did things. I’m Four defensive line starters were “undue pressure ” on the players, provement.” der the leadership of the former not criticizing that whatsoever,” he under scholarship and a few other without misleading Irish fans. “If Nine teams from Michigan, In­ Minnesota coach. Faust resigned and added later. rode the bench, but got little playing we’re any good, I won’t have to tell diana and Ohio are scheduled to joined the University of Akron after a “But I was shocked to find out that experience, he said. Nevertheless, you, ” he said. “You’ll see it.” compete in tomorrow’s meet. disappointing five-year career at we had three defensive linemen on he said, those positions were under­ Notre Dame that ended with a 5-6 scholarship on the whole football manned. season and a crushing 58-7 defeat at team and six quarterbacks,” he said. Holtz did praise his players Miami. “That’s not a criticism by any stretch repeatedly for their intelligence and : “I’m worried exceptionally much iHappg Zlat, about depths in the defensive line,” Holtz said. The new coach says he Thanks to you... Annette! has more quarterbacks than United Way defensive lineman, an imbalance in it works... recruiting that will complicate the J lo U L , task of fielding a highly competitive for ALL OF US team. 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The Notre Dame lacrosse team continues preparations for its 1986 season with a scrimmage against Ashland College at 1:30 p.m. tomorrow at Cartier Field. The Irish will be without the services of two key players who will graduate in May - Jusin Shay and Bob Trocchi. Returning, how ever, is last season’s second-leading scorer, Joe Franklin (40 goals and 11 assists). Franklin will play one attack position, with the other spot probably being manned by senior co-captain Tom Grote. The other co-captain, senior Mike Rice, anchors a solid Irish defensive unit. After Saturday’s scrimmage, the team travels to Virginia for spring break for a four-game road trip.

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By JEFF BLUMB McCurdy. Clarke is 15th in the nation in Sports Editor rebounding this week. At guard, Little Rock goes with senior MINNEAPOLIS - It will be a very confident Myron Jackson and freshman Paul Springer. Arkansas-Little Rock basketball team that With such a small front line, the Trojans will faces the Irish tonight (10:37 p.m., WNDU- try to use their quickness to combat Notre TV) in the first round of the NCAA tourna­ Dame’s height advantage. Little Rock’s game is ment. Little Rock’s day in the spotlight is today at the Metrodome, and the Trojans plan to take advantage of the opportunity presented them. "No one has heard of the University of Arkansas at Little Rock, ” says Trojan head coach Mike Newell, "but this is the start of something big for UALR. Our players have confidence in themselves and have waited for to run, shoot and score a lot. The Trojans are the opportunity to get some exposure.” 17th in the country in scoring margin, averag­ Don't think this fact has been lost on Notre ing 79-3 points per game. Dame. The Irish realize that they cannot afford "Notre Dame has good beef inside, ” says to take Little Rock lightly. Myers. “The key for us to combat that is to use “We’ve been in the limelight and maybe our quickness to get up and down the floor." they haven't,” says Irish forward Ken Barlow Clarke says he welcomes the chance to face "I’m sure they’ll come ready to play. ” a front line like Notre Dame's The game figures to be quite a battle on the boards. Last week, Little Rock lead the “Going up against guys like Tim Kempton country in rebounding margin with the Irish and Ken Barlow will give me an opportunity The Observer/Justin Smith being second in that category. But this week to see how good my talents are, ” he says. “I’ve Notre Dame’s David Rivers looks to shoot game at the ACC. Jeff Blumb previews Notre that is reversed, Notre Dame is first and Little waited for this for a long time. as Dayton’s Dave Colbert (44) and Damon Dame's first-round NCAA game at right. Rock is second. “We feel we match up good with them. Goodwin (23) defend in last Saturday’s Up front, Little Rock starts Michael Clarke and Pete Myers, both 6-6, and 6-7 Paris see NCAA, page 11 Football team opens spring drills this afternoon

By LARKY BURKE prior to the spring break, ” Holtz "The other thing is after five days, time to really sit down and evaluate weather is, though. Snow may not Assistant Sports Editor said. "But due to the fact that this is I think w e’ll have a better idea of what personnel changes or position be. the first year and a new year, we feel what direction we need to go on of­ moves you may wish to make” "The real criteria is whether or While most of the country is it is to our advantage and to the ad fense, defense and alignment of per Holtz said he hopes the South not the elements are going to engrossed in the NCAA basketball vanatage of the players if we could Bend weather, unpredictable at this detract from the attention of an ath­ tournament, it will be football, not possibly have five days of practice time of year, would be cooperative, lete to the point that you won’t be basketball, that is the main order of before they leave for break. Spring because outdoor workouts will be able to accomplish a whole lot. ” business for Notre Dame players and Football im portant. The major problem Holtz will coaches this afternoon. “As I have m entioned before, w e “We can’t go indoors if the weat­ have to face is a shortage of linemen. Head Coach Lou Holtz and his do not have very many defensive ’86 her is inclement because I under­ As of now there are only a total of 12 Irish open their 1986 spring linemen and we have a severe stand they’re having some events on scholarship - eight on offense and practice schedule at 3 30 p.m. today. shortage at offensive line. Number sonnel, ” Holtz added. “If you wait here at the ACC which would con­ four on defense. The squad has four practices and a one, if somebody has a bump or a and go after break and go straight flict,” said Holtz. “If we can’t go “That’s something that will have scrimmage scheduled before spring bruise after five days, that gives them through, you get an individual before spring break, we re just going an awful lot of effect on what we’re break. quite a bit of time to rehabilitate, so injured and he may miss a large to have to start after, which would able to do at the other positions,” “We’re taking a gamble whether we should start off with a relatively amount of time without a break. In be exceptionally disappointing. I we can get some practice time done injury-free team after the break. addition to that, you don’t have the don’t really know what inclement see FOOTBALL, page 12 Notre Dame can’t afford to look ahead

MINNEAPOLIS - The Irish arrived here yesterday only to from Syracuse to Utah, so its nothing we haven’t already find a storm that dropped about five inches of snow on the seen.” city. But that should be the least of their worries today as Jeff Miami (Ohio) got in so late that it never even got a they face a very physical team in Arkansas-Little Rock. f ** i chance to practice at the Metrodome. You might think Notre Dame has an easy ticket to the Out of the way journeys as a result of the weather were second round because, after all, how good can Arkansas Blumb i ^ /r many. Arkansas-Little Rock spent two hours in LaCrosse, Little Rock be? It would be totally wrong to think that, Sports Editor Wise., yesterday waiting for permissibn for its plane to land though. Despite its distinct height disadvantage up front in Minneapolis. Jack Nolan of WNDU-TV was forced to (6-6 6-6, 6-7), Little Rock makes up for that in roughness, make a detour to Cleveland, while Forrest Miller of the so don’t be overly surprised if one or two small scuffles Should Phelps decide to take his usual coaching posture South Bend Tribune got to see a lithe bit of Fargo, N.D. breaks out in tonight’s game. - a catcher like crouch position - he will be looking down at (250 miles northwest), when his plane was forced to stop Little Rock’s style is to get it past halfcourt, throw up a his players instead of the usual face to -face. And every time there for refueling after it could not land in Minneapolis. shot and then crash the boards. That strategy obviously has an Irish player subs in, he will have to step up to the floor. As the highest-seeded team in its bracket, Notre worked for the Trojans this year, or else they wouldn’t be “It’s a nice court, ” said Irish forward Ken Barlow, “but Dame will wear its white home uniforms tonight, and here. it’s kind of dangerous, being lifted Up and all. There are no would do the same again on Sunday if it wins. Despite how little the Irish know about Little Rock, dead spots, though." For to n ig h t’s gam e, the Irish have bees assigned to the Notre Dame cannot afford to look ahead to the next round. Keep an eye on how the players react to the raised floor locker room regularly used by the NFL’s Minnesota If the Irish are caught doing that, there will be no next when they dive out of bounds for a loose ball. You don’t Vikings. If Notre Dame gets past Little Rock, i(is assigned to round. have to go very far past the base line to suddenly find your­ the same locker room for Sunday’s second-roiind game. But beyond tonight’s game, it will be awfully tough for self falling a foot- and-a-half. The University of Minnesota the Irish to get out of the Midwest Regional. It’s certainly also uses a raised floor at its home arena, and it has been An estimated 10,000-15,000 lowans have bought not out of the question, but Notre Dame would have to go known to intimidate a first time opponent on more than tickets to the tournament games at the Metrodome so that through teams like Kansas, Michigan and North Carolina one occasion. they might watch both Iowa and Iowa State plqy. If Notre State or Iowa. Dame beats Little Rock and if Iowa can beat North Carolina Yesterday’s poor weather in the Midwest delayed the State, the Irish would be facing a very hostile drowd in arrival of several teams, including the Irish. Akron got in Sunday’s second round game. More than half of the crowd late enough to miss its afternoon practice time, so was is likely to be made of Iowa’s boisterous fans. Here are a few interesting facts to keep in mind as the forced to practice after everyone else had finished last Minneapolis and Indianapolis are the finalists to hold Irish open play at the Metrodome tonight: night. the 1991 NCAA tournament finals. How the Metrodome The floor at the Metrodome is a raised one, meaning The Irish also arrived a couple hours late at 4:45 p.m., people handle this weekend’s first- and second round that the Irish bench is about a foot and a half below the but had ample time to make their scheduled 6 p.m. games may go a long way in helping the NCAA make its court. It ought to be somewhat interesting to see how Irish practice time at the Metrodome. “We’re used to bad weat­ decision. That announcement will be made sometime this coach Digger Phelps adjusts to this. her,” said Phelps. “We played 13 road games this season,