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Vol. 82 August II. 1944 No. 5
* Law Ball Jusf One Week Away • Foofball Ticket Sale Opens
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17 ^he SVotre ^ame Scholastic Disce Quasi Semper Vkturus Vive Quasi Cras MoritUTUS The College Parade FOUNDED 1867 By EMMETT HASSETT
TRANSPORTATION From the Carnegie Tartan comes one of the best stories of the week. This exchange of letters, taken directly from the files of the Schenectady Railway Company, tickled harassed workers in the area so much that hundreds of extra papers were sold on the strength of it. Gentlemen: I have been riding on your buses for the past 15 months and the service seems to be getting worse every day. I think the transportation you offer is worse than that enjoyed by THE STAFF the people 1,000 years ago. Very truly yours, AL LESMEZ, Editor-in-Chief HENRY BLANK (real name withheld) JOE THORNTON AL BHOTEN Reply from the Schenectady Railway Co. Associate Editor, Marines Associate Editor, Navy Dear Sir: EDITORIAL STAFF "We received your letter of the 1st and believe that you are somewhat confused in your history. The only transporta ROBERT RIORDAN Managing Editor tion 1,000 years ago was on foot. BILL WADDINGTON Sports Editor DICK MURPHY Circulation Yours truly, BOB OTOOLE Promotion SCHENECTADY RAILWAY COMPANY.
COLUMNISTS Reply from the disgruntled rider: Gentlemen: LIEUT. S. L. BEATTY Observations I am in receipt of your letter of the 18th, and I think LIEUT. I. I. COLLINS Know Your Navy that you are the ones confused in your history. If you read IM CASEY - The Green Banner the Bible, Book of David, 9th verse, you will discover on JIM HECK Introducing what Balaam rode into town. And that, gentlemen, is some EMMETT HASSETT The College Parade thing that I haven't been able to do on your buses for the BLAIR NATTKEMPER Man About the Campus past 6 or 7 months. PETE BROWN Pressbox Splinters Yours very truly, HARRY LE BEN The Periscope HENRY BLANK ARNIE SKLARE The Gabby Gizmo
CONTRIBUTORS ATHLETE SHORTAGE DON MURPHY GEORGE KRAUSER BILL LESSARD Here is a little notice that appeared in the Purdue Ex [ACK MCCARTHY rOHN FEENEY C. STONEBARGER ponent. lOHN BUTLER GENE DIAMOND r. KLOCKENKEMPER TOM DINGES BILL BYINGTON ART WAGNER Anyone interested in trying out for the varsity swimming- HM CAREY D. NUECHTERLEIN L. HERGSTEIN team should report to the pool any afternoon. No experience DICK GORMAN lOE HAMMOND riM FOY is necessary. lACK CAHILL S. B. STOCKWELL BILL OVER All we can say to that is . . . varsity material must be DICK MELLETT r. S. HAMEL riM SOMMER hard to find these days. Let's hope that they all don't drown. [OHN MORRIS A. E. FUSS AL KOHN TOM McNALLY R. L. VOSBERG GUY WILSON fACK MILES . TOM SHANAHAN GEORGE NUTXL A GREAT AMERICAN Again quoting from the Purdue Exponent, we have a PHOTOGRAPHY very stirring tribute to Lt. Gen. McNair AL SHAEFER CHARLES RENAUD DON WHITE Lt.. Geri. McNair has departed from this earth via the REV, CHARLES M. CAREY. CS.C. Faculty Advisor chosen route of a professional soldier—in the midst of battle at the head of his men. McNair fought and died in support of the doctrine he has instilled in the men of the United States Army for forty years; the doctrine that an American Member of Catholic School Press Association, Associated Collegiate Press, Distributor of Collejriate Digest. Represented for national advertising fighting-man must have a lust for battle. by National Advertising Service. Inc., 420 Madison Avenue, New York University faculty, and students alike, mourn the passing City—Chicago—Boston—Los Angeles—San Francisco. THE SCHOLASTIC is published weekly during the school year, except during vacations and of a man who created out of an army of one and a half examination periods at the University of Notre Dame. Address all manu million a smooth functioning military machine that is today script to the Editor, Administration Building, Notre Dame, Indiana. very stirring tribute to Lt. Gen. McNair. {Tumtopagel9). THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC Entered as second-class matter at Notre Dame, Indiana. Acceptance for mailins at special rate of postage. Section llOS, Oct. 3. 1917. Authorized June 25. 191S.
VOL. 82 AUGUST 11, 1944 NO. 5 Lawyers Make Final Preparations for Ball
Extensive Surprises to Mark Col. Henebry, Pacific Dance in Rockne Memorial Ace, Weds in Chicago As extensive preparations for the 1944 band's broadcasts are applauding the selection of Diamond's collection of mus Col. John P. (Jock) Henebry, another Law Ball go into their final week, the evidence becomes more conclusive that ical gentlemen who have long been a University of Notre Dame student A%'ho this ball will be THE social event of the favorite of dancers in the East. has distinguished himself as a top flight summer semester. All indications point The Notre Dame Lawyers, those leg flier in world war No. 2, and Miss Mary endary characters, have left nothing un
•:• •> •> done that could add to the dancer's en BULLETIN! joyment. The stately Rockne Memorial will be decorated as it has a few times It was announced late this week in the past and the chairman of refresh by the office of the Prefect of Disci ments, Norbert Wleklinski, has provided pline that on the night of the Law an ample supply of refreshments for the • yers' Ball, all civilians not attending dancers. the dance are to be in their respec 2 a.m. and Car Permissions tive halls by 9:00; furthermore, that car permissions are being granted The prefect of discipline. Father Jo only for the night of the Ball, and not seph A. Kehoe, further insured the suc for the entire week-end. Cars must be cess of the event when he granted car registered before 12 o'clock noon on August 18 in the Office of Prefect of Discipline. Two a.m. permissions have been granted for Ball-goers. No one may leave the Ball before one a.m.
to a dance of pre-war caliber for the night of August 18—the Rockne Mem orial will be the scene of the ball, the scintillating rhythm of a top-flight band Col. John Henebry, '40, one of the Army's has been insured through the engage youngest full colonels, and outstanding ment of Lew Diamond's outstanding Pacific hero, who was married in Chicago band, 2 a.m. and car permissions have this week. been granted by the Prefect of Disci pline, ticket sales are such as to assure Elizabeth McGuire, of Chicago, were a large and enthusiastic crowd, and an married last Monday in St. Lawrence's innovation in the form of a date bureau Roman Catholic church, Chicago. has been established. Col. Henebry, who won the title of "king of the Southwest Pacific attack Night of "Firsts" bomber pilots," returned to visit friends That night will mark the "first" for Lew Diamond who will bring his well- at Notre Dame July 24, this being his Notre Dame in two respects. It will be known band from the smart night spots first visit to the University in four years. the first dance held in the beautiful of Chicago to Notre Dame's Rockne Mem The bride's uncle. Rev. Patrick J. Mc Rockne in over two years and it will be orial for the 1944 Law Ball. Guire, pastor, performed the marriage the first Notre Dame appearance of Lew ceremony. Another uncle, Eev. Henry Diamond and his great band. Diamond, permission for the dancers. All that is McGuire offered the mass. The bride, one currently broadcasting nightly from the necessary for those who are fortunate of the seven children of Dr. Walter Mc smart night spots in Chicago, will have enough to secure cars, is to register Guire, was attended by her sister, Fran his entire band present for the affair them at the office of the Prefect of Disci ces, Walter G. McGuire, Jr., was best which insures ball-goers music in whole pline before Friday night. Father Kehoe man. sale lots. Those who have monitored the {Continued on page 18) Summer Issue of Review tion"; "an additional power giving the "Commodores" Present president the authority to bring to an of Po/fffcs Appears end any session of the House of Repre Weir-Liked Songs sentatives with a view to sounding out With leading articles by Dr. Jerome popularity through the election of a new The men of Notre Dame enjoyed an G. Kerwin, of the University of Chicago, House"; and, "the repeal of the provi unusual form of entertainment last Fri Professor John U. Nef of the sajne uni sion requiring the approval of two-thirds day night when a fine singing group versity, Fritz Redlich, and Professor of the Senate for treaties." called "The Commodores" entertained Michael Karpovich of Harvard Univer- them in Washington hall. "The Commo Professor Kerwin's reputation for dores" consist of eight singers and a scholarship as well as the clarity of his pianist and are directed by Mr. Frank expression will undoubtedly cause his Bennett. Their program included older proposals to receive serious consideration musical comedy favorites such as "Al by those who feel that along with eco lah's Holiday" from Katinka, which was nomic and social reconstruction there sung by the ensemble, and newer popu should also be political reconstruction lar songs like "Holiday For Strings" after the present war. which was sung by a quartet of girls. In an article, "Limited Warfare and As the second half of the show got the Progress of Civilization, 1640-1740," under way, the audience got together on Professor John U. Nef of the University some community singing. A little comedy of Chicago's Committee on Social entered the program when the men in Thought challenges the notion that war the troupe put on old-fashioned mous fare has contributed to the advancement taches and sang a medley of old barber of civilization by the advancement of shop songs. The show ended with both technological processes. Dr. Nef traces the audience and "The Commodores" Rev. Thomas T. McAvoy, C. S. C. the changes in the nature of war and the singing the famous marching songs of nature of the economic conditions pre the services.—Dick Gorman sity the Reviexo of Politics made its ap valent in Western Europe during the pearance today. As in former numbers, century following the English Civil War. the July issue, while emphasizing the im Servicemen's Center portant political problems of the past He notes that during that period there few years, no less than the contemporary was a change in warfare to a process of Marks First Birthday spending "more money" and "less blood" scene, likewise includes topics in the re Several thousand members of the lated fields of economics, literature, phil and indicates that standing armies of armed forces visited the Service Men's osophy and religion. real consequence were a creation of the center Saturday in observance of its "Today government must function first birthday in its present location, 107 with the same speed at which our eco West Colfax avenue. The center was nomic and social life moves, else it will foi-merly located at 107 East Lasalle be inadequate in providing for the gen avenue. eral welfare." Thus writes Dr. Jerome Officers of the present administration G. Kerwin of the University of Chicago, are Mrs. W. A. Hager, president, and in arguing for constitutional reforms in Mrs. Woodson Carlisle, vice-president. our national-government. Dr. Kerwnn points out that many of the present inconsistencies in our nation Concert DeWqMs Crowd al government have arisen from artificial H. Lee Hope's second Wednesday eve notions of the use of checks and bal ning concert under the stars took place ances. "A justifiable boast of the sup last week with improvements in both the porters of the democratic form of gov size of the audience ernment has been that it is flexible and and the performance permits of periodic changes to fit chang of the band. Playing ing needs. The days that lie ahead will Prof. Francis J. O'Malley the First Movement of require prompt and intelligent a'ction on B o r o d i n e's Second grave domestic and foreign policies. age of limited warfare. He traces also Symphony, "The Thun Shall we face these problems squarely or the effect of these standing armies on derer" by John Phillip shall we be called upon to consider with the general economic tendencies of the Sousa, and the "Sec them as we have hitherto done all the century. He points out that it was the ond Norwegian Rhap confusing issues of internecine strife will to peace that had arisen in the sody" by Melius Christiansen, the band's within the government?" The present period after 1640 that made possible the playing was nearly flawless. faulty system of checks and balances, he development of what is now called the says, usually resolves "itself into a par They also played familiar pieces such industrial revolution. Unfortunately the as "Our Director" March by Bieglow, tisan competition between the President progress in mechanical inventions be and Congress for position of vantage." "The Bells of St. Mary's" by Yoder, and came, in more recent centuries, only tools a symphonic paraphrase on Kern's "All Among the changes suggested by Dr. for more horrible warfare. the Things You Are." The Notre Dame Kerwin are: "the election of the presi Fritz Redlich points out in his article, men and the many guests that were dent and vice-president for a term of "German Economic Planning for War and present seemed to appreciate this fine seven years at a joint session of both Peace," that the total war and the ef show and hope to hear more. If they houses of Congress"; "the repeal of the ficiency of the German war machine are come back every Wednesday for the next president's power of veto over legisla (Continued on page 19) six weeks, they can. —Dick Gorman. ter and I'm ready to start off fresh again, feeling better about the whole Letter From Alphonse: thing. Got to stop now. Mom, but if you hap pen to run across Sally tell her that the By SEAMAN JOE HAMMOND V-12 Ball will be the 29th of September and that she can start planning on a Dear Mom, big week-end here in South Bend. Your lo\nng son, I am writing you this week from the By BLAm NATTKEMPEH Service Men's Center. Things get pretty ALPHONSE rugged back on the campus, so I slipped Palmer E. Amundsen . . . from down here for the Saturday afternoon. platoon leader, to battalion commander, I was a little late getting in because I was initiated into the Eoyal Order of the New Inspection Orders and now regimental commander of No E. P. D. earlier this afternoon. E. P. D. By Regimental Comdr. tre Dame's V-12s . . . blonde ... 6' tall is something like the W. P. A. Pa used . . . was 4' 9" high and weighed 122 to rant and rave about. By SEAMAN AL BROTEN pounds until senior in high school . . . This is a lovely place to spend an aft grew 9" in one year. ernoon. Since I haven't been around girls Inspections, aimed at putting seamen much and being very backward and shy and marines "on their toes," were begun Former fleet man . . . entered Navy when I am, it is an experience for me this week by the regimental and bat in '40 . . . boot at San Diego ... on just to sit around and watch the goings talion staffs. Prior to this, inspections sub duty in Pacific . . . trained aboard on. had been given by commissioned officers, sub . . . became N. D. V-12er in July Ges, girls are every place. You'd never the chiefs or sergeants in charge of com '43 by own request. think so many could be in one place and panies, and company commanders. still get along ^vith each other. I guess According to Palmer E. Amundsen, Prefei-s Tombstone, Arizona, as pet this place is just as lovely to them as it regimental commander, the plan of in home town . . . home now. Mesa, Ari is to us fellows. AnyAvay they like to spections will continue until the end of zona . . . "God's country . . . Land of come here as much as we, and there is the semester. They will be carried off in desei-ts and the Grand Canyon . . . Plug no feeling that they are sacrificing their obedience to correct naval procedure. for the Chamber of Commerce" . . . time for us sailors—^which makes a bet Accomplished musician with the Ariolin. ter time for us and them too. Gosh, In addition to personal inspections, the . . . Was going to be concert violinist. we've got tall girls, short girls, thin student officers will check the entire com . . . Played with Phoenix Symphony girls, and the other kind too. We have pany on its marching and drilling abil Orchestra . . . Likes classics and Shake blonds, from platinum to dishwater; bru ity. "There will be no forewarning of the speare . . . Favorite sports are football nettes, from light bro\vn to coal black, inspection," stated Amundsen. "Four and western racing hoi-ses. and then there are a couple of red heads companies will be inspected each day." —^just like Sally. r^^-: Pet idiosyncracy is "salts who aren't It's funny to me just to sit around and salts" . . . led a life of wine, women watch them—they're sort of nice to look feoi and song before bunking with the Navy. at anyway. You look around and see ... no more . . . has a one and only, them staring at you with that "0 Daddy, "But we don't talk about that" . . . get me one of them," looks, but pretty displayed polkadot, blue, red and beige, soon—^just when you make up your mind pajamas during interview . . . (Navy that she's the girl you want to dance issue) . . . picture of "fem" on desk with— a fellow^ with a neat sleek gray was in friend's locker . . . stopped in for suit comes up. When that happens, they a week to admire it . . . finally given to forget everything but that "hunk o' him . . . favorite beverage is coke . . . man" with the little black necktie. nicknamed "Slim." Here at the center, which we call the All Lined Up and Neat Forced to listen night and day to crossroads of South Bend, we fellows are roommate (namely Bill Oyler) reading able to spend many an afternoon and aloud to himself or playing the ac- evening as suits our fancy. These sleek cordian . . . studied at Arizona State grey suits with the black neckties do Teachers College, Tempe, Arizona, be bother us some, but I suppose that they fore entering the service . . . was the are entitled to the things we have here only freshman given the honor of pledg just as much as we are. After all, they ing National Honorary Dramatic Fra are our allies—^just as much as the ternity, Alpha Phi Omega. British or the Eussians are. Well, Mom, I'm not dowTi and out yet. Duties as regimental commander: We do get tossed around quite a bit and Holds inspections and student officer in to hear some of the fellows talk you'd charge of reviews . . . leaves next No think that we are nothing but "scum" vember for "middle" school—some of the earth. I don't let all of this bother where . . . hopes to be deck officer . . . me though. Every time I get a low feel not entered in any special course at ing and feel ready to throw in the towel, N.D. . . . trying to get in everything I just say to myself, "What would Sher possible before leaving . . . has no man think if he were here?" Just a little special intentions at the present time thought—seriously—makes me feel bet Wash-Doy Hands? for after the war. Capt. Finney to Leave Hasseff Addresses Forum The Great White Way— Notre Dame Marines A new topic to the portals of the As We See and Hear It Commerce Forum was the highlight of By SEAMAN AL BROTEN the regular meeting held in the Com By SEAMAN DON NUECHTERLEIN merce building on "Scholastic" Associate Editor last Tuesday eve- Since coming, to Notre Dame July 1, -^^T ning under the di Capt. John W. Finney, who during the rection of the I've wondered to myself many times just past year has distinguished himself as Club President what these so-called sailoi"S and marines the acting executive officer of the V-12 Richard Murphy. do with all the liberty they have. So, Emmett Hassett seeking to satisfy my curiosity about this delivei-ed a talk subject, I took a little cruise downi to the entitled, "The Foreman As Mid seaport of South Bend the other night. dleman in Collec tive Bargaining." Upon arriving I readily could tell why things had been so quiet when I left the Mr. Hassett pointed out that the prob shin. Yes. the shin had pulled into port lem of collective bargaining in general and all the "swabbies" were ashore to terms is the stabilizing of industrial re have a good fling. And they had it too. lations in an orderly evolution of our The boys couldn't complain about a lack present surroundings. of women either, for in spite of all the He stated that today, as never before, white, grey, and kahki that roamed the does the foreman stand out in industrial streets, it seemed that there were two relations. This is a point of which top skirts to every pair of pants. It looked managemsnt must not lose sight. There as if every lass in the port had turned is the responsibility of establishing the out to welcome our mates. foreman's job on a basis commensurate with its importance. This will mean in I heard only one complaint from the V-12's (that's the less fortunate bunch Amphibious Dreams who live on the Good Ship Notre Dame). It seems that every time one of our boys By SEAMAN JOE HAMMOND got going pretty well, these midshipmen, / ivifih I could go doivn to the sea all decked out in their greys, would in Capt. John W. Finney Where the water's as blue as the sky vade the place and—zoom—there goes To take comvuind of an L. S. T. another gal. My, what these uniforms unit and as the officer in charge of the Or maybe an L. C. I. do for a guy! Marine detachment, will soon become the liaison officer between the Marine Corps It matters not that the breakers roll We were also told that these midship and the Selective Service System at Nor that blustering ivinds prevail, men will be commissioned soon and will Nash^^lle, Tenn., in his home state. On an L. C. I. I'll reach viy goal. then be on the eligible list. With the Or on an L. S. T. put sail. man-power shortage these days, it seems Coming to Notre Dame on June 8, that this is mighty important. 1943. Capt. Finney organized the Marine It ivon't be easy to leave dry land, detachment, which then consisted of 705 As I glanced over this big mob of navy And sail off over the sea. trainees, 12 non-commissioned officers, personnel, what should come along but a There'll be no croivds, no blaring bands. and a warrant officer. Since that time, soldier (of all people). Well, I've seen When I sail off on an L. S. T. the jJIarine representation on the campus plenty of soldiers, but this timid sovl has been reduced to a total of 165. fairly crawled about trying his best not Biit I'm ready to go to do my best, to draw any attention. His position was The job that is handed to me, Following the transfer of Lt.-Comdr. almost as bad as when some old salt So my hat is thrown in ivith Hithertofore a sergeant has always been stationed by the money with a machine gun on his lap, keeping vigil on the prize products of the Philadelphia mint. But that sergeant has gone, and the gun has not been seen for a long time; we are of the opinion that the gun belonged to him and since both are gone, we must stave off the James boys as best we can. All have been paid, all have bought soap, cigarettes, gum, and anything else that happens to be on the shelf. Again the voice from the grave yells, "Knock it off," and all the tired, weary little men go to their closets to count the few pennies that are left. By this time it is 2230 and all lights are to be out; result that Dr. Campbell is awfully upset the next day as no one seems to know that Comes out one window; goes in next... E=IR. It's a Great Life, This Navy life BY SEAMAN DON NUECHTERLEIN This episode begins in a little town in and staggered wearily down to the first and he heard everyone was running to Michigan called Alma, which is about deck. He was very hungry. Perhaps the the main deck. "We've been torpedoed," 50 miles north of Lansing. On 2 July OOD was going to send him to the mess said Mac to himself as he took one our sailor friend was sped by bus to hall. This thought spurred him on until jump, grabbed his trousers and tore out Lansing and deposited in the station of he reached the office. Here he was in of the door and down the ladder. The the Grand Trunk Railroad. He was formed that the mess hall had just order to abandon ship had not been accompanied by six other seamen who closed and that the only way he could heard as yet. satisfy his hunger would be to go ashore were also out to conquer the world and finally the old familiar ring, "On the and see if any place was still open. get the war over with as soon as pos double," was heard, and Mac, thinking sible. The battle cry was "You Japs had He again picked up his weary frame this the order, jumped overboard and better give up; we're now in our third landed on the pavement in front of term of V-12." and began the long journey back to the port of South Bend to stir up some chow. Alumni, where he began doing calis With this confident and adventurous He was lucky; he found a place «which thenics. feeling in his heart (every sailor joins sold him two slices of bread and a bottle ^iter this experience, he staggered the navy to see the world), our friend of milk. But he had to hurry back—he bacK to his room and upon looking in boarded a train bound for the Good Ship had only a few minute's. With his hunger the mirror he found that he needed a Notre Dame and a life of great thrills about one-fifteenth satisfied, he barely shave. Thereupon he proceeded to give and adventure to anyone seeking them. made it in time. himself a smooth shave so that he would On his trip he had to wear his blues, be presentable to his officers. He had Once again in his room, he dug out which literally melted on him. But he just finished one side when again the some stationery and began to write to didn't mind; soon he would be on board halls became filled with commotion. Half his girl telling her all about his wonder his ship readjr to sail for distant ports. shaved, he grabbed his jumper and flew ful experiences since he arrived. Just The sacrifice was worth it. Anyhow, his into formation, and then marched to as he was telling her about the wonder whites would have been black by the chow. time he got off the train in the seaport ful facilities aboard his ship, the lights of South Bend. went out and he was told to get in the There he stood in line for half an sack on tlie double. "On the double," he hour waiting for his ration. He had no Once in port, the little group of seven thought, "Is that a password in the complaint on the chow; it was super. thrilled gobs signalled the ship that they Navy?" So, he climbed into his sack But he usually spent more than two were waiting to come aboard. On receiv and again began to dream of the ad minutes in eating his breakfast. Still ing the signal, a launch put out from venturous life ahead. Then he fell into chewing on a bun, he again fell in on the ship in order to bring our men and a dee]3 sleep. the double for muster. There was an all their gear aboard. Unfortunately, other fifteen minute wait while all the they boarded the ship on Sundaj' and In about ten minutes (so it seemed), names were read from a muster sheet. were unable to find the officer of the day all Hades bi-oke loose in the passageway Alter his name was mispronounced in Alumni quarters. three times, he finally recognized it and came forth and received his orders. So they were told to hoist their gear From here, he got in line at the law and go to midshipmen quarters. This office and waited his turn to talk per our sailor friend did without complain sonally Avith his "0. 0.," Capt. Barry. ing; he knew that this was only tem At last, after another 45 minutes of porary and that great adventure lay hopeful waiting, he was admitted to a before him. After waiting an hour for large office, but the only officer he saw something to hapijen, he was finally told was a fellow dressed in a white suit to report back to Alumni on the double, with two blue bars and crossed quills because tlie OOD had arrived. on his arm. "Shux," thought Mac, "only Without bothering to pick up his gear, a lieutenant. he ran all the way to report his pres •^ He was then presented A\ith a sheet ence. He was then assigned a temporary THE V-12 BALL with more orders on it and also telling room for the night and told to get his him where his barracks were. But the gear into his room on the double. So Committees will need over 100 men ^* thing that hurt most was when he had back he went after his gear and crawled to aid. in putting on the coming ^ to turn in his liberty card. "What're all the waj' back with the 150 pounds, dance. ^ they trying to do," he asked, "take my distributed in four bags. Talent of many types will be re- ^ liberty away?" With a shallow chuckle quired, including Publicity. Decora- ^* the man replied, "You'll find out." After a half hour of struggling, he tions. Refreshments, Transportation. ^ finally reached his room (on the third Now he set out in search of his room. Program and several others. ^ deck as could be expected) and collapsed Did he complain? No, he was getting All men interested in working on ^, on his sack, completely exhausted. As he used to it by now. He had to. And be the dance are urged to see Nelson ^ lay there, struggling desperately be sides, he'd soon see adventure. Boswell, Ball Chairman, in room 201 ^ tween life and death, he was told to Zahm. leaving their name, room and ^ Someone once said that the infantry report to the OOD again. hiiU. * does all the walking, but if Mac had So, Mac picked himself out of the sack (Continued on page 14) best yet seems to be the "Solid Surviv attention lately since Chief Ijams caught ors." . . . When "Red" Eich left for the him on the sack. How was the working Navy his mother told him she was sure party, Red? ^U^ Pe^Udcofae that he'd get I a-head. Little did she Anyone want to join Ma Bertsch's By HARRY LE BIEN know . . . "Shorty" Cardif doesn't trust Junior Bird Man Club for unhappy the coke machine. Last Saturday night V-5's? Tear off the comer of the nearest he came in off liberty toting his own T.S. card and send it to Room 121, bottle (of coke). We hear that the chow- Alumni. PLAY BALL line will be placed on the curve, accord Happif thoughts by "Slivi" Hoag himself The overanxious group of freshmen ing to Bob Barrett, chow hound de luxe. <• arrived at the soccer field for their first "Zaza" Czaja claims he's getting, two FANTASY try at the game. With adoring eyes they semester hours credit for standing The knife flashed in the shadowy watched Chief Barbs stroll up and begin watches . . . There seems to be a new moon-lit room. A stifled scream cut the an explanation: classification for V-12's at ND. They're humid air, and chilled the sentry on his "Well boys, the object of the game is covered by the rates of Laundrjmien and watch into a motionless statue. The to kick the ball. If you can't kick the Compartment Cleaners ... We're still hea^TT panting of the struggling men ball, then just kick the man instead." wondering who sent Red Schneider labored and heaved; queer, half syl- The eager beavers nodded in anticipa running after a "close order drill" and lablistic sounds escaped their lips: fifty yards of "firing line." tion, as the Chief glanced about him. Voice one: "Pant, pant! Come on Bill, "0-kay, let's get started. Where's the Words and music by Bill Broivn. just one. I gotta have one." soccer ball?" Voice two (fiercely) : "No, no. Never. Immediately one officer candidate Take my wealth—anything. But not jumped to his feet. "To heck with the AND, FROM COMPANY G.... that. No, no. Never, never. NEVER!" ball, chief, let's get started." Found: The future Mrs. Rutz for this " Voice one: "-A.11 right then, take that, week. Says the lucky man, "No kiddin' and that!" fellas, this is the real thing!" The gleaming knife whipped the air HAPPENING OF THE WEEK, once more. A low sighing groan filled WHICH PAINS US, We hear that since "Slim" Hoag got to be CPO for the Company he's making the room. Seconds later a perspiring MOST DEEPLY. HA-HAl his roommate sleep on the floor. face was sharply outlined by the sudden Company officers have to do calis glow of a match. Another moment and thenics. only quick, satisfied puffs could be heard. • Society Note: There tvas a slight cig WELL, ARE YOU? arette shm-tage on campus last tveek. Are you a schloomp? Do you lie awake nights and see igloos float past your bed? When you see little Glee Club Elects Officers ducks in a pond do you feel an urge to The Notre Dame University Glee Club drain out all the water? Does your elected Bob O'Toole their president in a scalp itch and does falling hair bother meeting held last week. Also elected were you? Does the chow taste good? Do Jim Coynes, vice president; John Caron, morning calisthenics give you that secretary, and Dick Ames, publicity makes-ya-wanna feeling? Does your chairman. little finger twitch? Arnie Sklare is a schloomp. Are you? Teaching Brothers Have >2> HERE 'N THERE Meetig at Notre Dame "Doc" Cahill of M Company has been Representatives from 15 high schools trying to give the boys a living (?) conducted by Brothers of the Congrega picture of the tower of Pisa. "I'm only tion of Holy Cross held a meeting at trying to stand like a soldier, Corporal." Dujarie, Notre Dame, last week-end for J. Marion Haggar has a well trained the annual education conference. Brother platoon. Whenever he does a facing An' this one is for lasting two semesters Ronald of the Vincentian institute, Al movement and salute to report, fifty at Notre Dame. bany, N. Y., presided at the convention. heels click and fifty men say "Swish." Brother Lawrence, director of St. For emphasis they pelt him with crab- Charles, superior of Reitz Memorial apples now and then. What's this about "Bars" Toth being conducted a panel discussion at the first • arrested last week for flying without a session Friday. His topic concerned license? guidance in secondary education. Head COMPANY'S REPORT D. P. McCarthy says they're sending ing the discussion Sunday was Brother Things in Company I have been more missionaries to the South Side. Just got Charles, superior of Wright's Memorial or less fouled up like a Chinese fire away in time, huh D.P.? High School, Evansville, Indiana, who drill lately. When asked about the chow, spoke on modem technique in teaching. "Clancy" Quinlan remarked, "Say, it's "Legs" Leliaert just put his best foot really s\vill." . . . Johnny Concannon forward—^he's modeling for ice tongs. Others addressing the conference in has just perfected a new Aero-maneuver Notice: The next guy that says, cluded Brother Martin, who reported on called the "Jerk-Roll." It's the first "Where did you get that beautiful blond the publications of the Association of St. cousin to a snap roll . . . Suggestions: hair," is going to get slugged! Signed, Joseph; and Brother William, whose re keep rolling in for a name for "Dutch" "Whitey" Ruska. port was on the supervision of schools. Crask's new V-12 unit Dance Band. The Red Lockwood is getting plenty of —James Keenan. It's Notre Dame Ticket Time Again-Sports Business Office Gets Aspirins Ready itJPCF BY TOM McNALLY "Scholastic" Sports Writer Irish Nine Loses to low Pi Business Manager Herb Jones tilted Farley, Frank Walker, Bill Cronin, May back in his chair and lit a fresh cig or Kelly, and the governors of Illinois, arette. "You see, it's our job to handle Michigan, and Indiana of political fame; Prove Costly; Play G ^i the business end of athletics, among Hoffman, Insull, Dean, and Bendix rep other things to buy equipment, take care resenting big business; Jimmy Dykes, BY lO: FE of railroad facilities for trips and espe manager of the White Sox; and orches "Scholastic cially to sell tickets for any and all tra leaders Bernie Cummings, Kay Ky- ser, Guy Lombardo, and Tommy Dorsey. The Iowa Pre-Flight School Seahawks ti However, according to Mr. Jones, so cashed in on seven Irish errors and 12 ii many of these and other public figures hits to bag their 24th consecutive win, w have been Notre Dame backers for so .10-2, at the expense of Notre Dame's E long that they are regarded more as baseball nine at Cartier Field last Sat a friends than celebrities or customers. urdaj' in a twilight game. Paul Lammers s started for the Irish but was given With these and thousands of other erratic supjiort and Jack Barrett took fans, enough orders have come in already 0 to assure sellouts for the Dartmouth, over in the eighth. Except for a home o Army, Navy, and Geoi-gia Tech games run by Keith Simon with two men t: with strong gatherings predicted for all aboard the Seahawk hitting was pot the other contests. There is even a markedly superior to Notre Dame's, but \\ chance that if Great Lakes and Notre the latter's errors presented the Hawks n Dame both have strong teams they may with eight unearned runs. a draw as many as the record-breaking Scoring started in the second frame- ii 57,500 who watched the Michigan-N. D. when two hits and errors by Mayo and; game here two years ago, if so, more Tree allowed Eatliff and Yohe to tally.; work for Herb Jones and staff. Other Ned Harris, ex-Detroit Tiger, counted- banner crowds who have seen' Notre a third run for the -visitors in the next Herbert E. Jones Dame home battles are the 57,000 who inning and third-sacker Charley Heck were at the Minnesota game, the 50,000 brought in another in the fourth. The Notre Dame sports events. For football who have more than once viewed South Iowa assault continued with an addi alone we mail 250,000—300,000 yearly." ern California, and the Ohio State game tional two runners crossing home an in of '36 witnessed by 53,000. Besides these. ning later and ended with a four-run I whistled softly and scanned my hur Northwestern has often attracted over splurge in the eighth. riedly scrawled notes. Born in Dixon, 111. the 50,000 mark. secretary to University Presidents Often odd requests sneak in with the Meanwhile twirler Ed Weiland, for Burns and Walsh from 1921-1923 merly of the White Sox, held the Golden Student employee of Athletic Association routine ticket letters. Eecently there was one from a man who wanted seats "one- Domers to three hits and no runs for from 1923-1927 Graduated in '27 five innings. In the sixth Jack Tree with an A.B. degree. After gradua third of the way from the touchdown line"; occasionally requests come in for singled and Frank Ciszczon lived on a tion was assistant business manager to Hawk miscue. Tree going all the way Mr Art Haley, present public relations 60-yard line seats and quite often letters head, until he took over present job in come, specifying the left or right aisle ;vv.%*.v.-.-f K*, 1940 Yes, Herb Jones has led a busy seat to make it easier for an artificial W /f life, and his work now is easily one of leg. Lately, Jones notes there's been f-.v.v.vvi \'.% more of a trend toward the end zone 1'• the busiest and most nerve-racking on mJi the campus. seats because many purchasers believe -•••'"v/X"y W^ they can see a better brand of football ^^mM His foremost headache at present is from those vantage points. In fact, one the ticket sale for all the football games excellent customer who has had season this season. Orders were taken starting tickets since the stadium was built, al August 1 and these tickets have to be ways buys a pair of 50-yard line seats for sent out ten days before each particular his wife and her g^est and two end zone game. It is this and other like assign seats for himself and another friend. ments that keep his office humming from dawn to dusk and far beyond in the Has Fooled Himself midst of the season. Twice Mr. Jones has found himself in the embarrassing situation of outfoxing Celebrities Request Tickets himself on his choice of good tickets. Many of these tickets go to celebrities, Once he took a few seats on the 50-yard men of distinction in all walks of life stripe for a party of friends and discov who are also ardent Notre Dame follow ered on arriving they were squarely be ers. To cite a few we have Bob Hope hind a great post which effectively and Don Ameche of the movies; Jim (Continued on page 19) JO Irish End Summer Football Practice Tomorrow BY GEORGE KRAUSER RIS_i:l "Scholastic" Sports Writer Tomorrow afternoon on the green turf the line at tackles Johnny "Tree" Adams, of Cartier Field the Irish gridders will who is being tutored for the kickoff du Pre-Flighters as Errors bring the summer practice to a close and ties. Ken Schuster, Bob Welsh, and John will hang up their football togs until Fallon caught the eye of Line Coach ^nview Field Tomorrow around Sept. 4. The three week layoif Walsh. Finishing out the right flank, will sei'^'e as a resting up period for the towering Joe Kelly, Johnny Ray, who O FEENEY pigskin performers before they knuckle pastimed for John Adams High of South itici Iports Writer down for the hard season ahead. Bend who has been shifted from the cen ter spot, and Bob Skoglund are the top "During the past week we have been most of the right end candidates. ks to third. A moment later he scored on an practicing on punting, punt protection, 12 infield grounder and Ciszczon did like and punt returning," Coach McKeever Besides the afore mentioned linemen, a n, wise on Balbierz' roller. An inning later explained, and also passing, pass de group of potential backfield stars have I'S Bob Cianchetti connected for a single fense, and the perfection and smoothing been proving hard for the defense to it- and Tree walked hut both were left up of plays." Those players who were handle. Running from the right half spot, rs stranded as Ciszczon ended the threat. not given a chance to display their of and the No. 1 man for that position, is in Heck, with four safe blows, was the fensive talents were given the opportun hard plunging Bob Kelly, who besides 3k offensive star of the game while Harris ity to show off their wares and a few standing out in the ball carrying depart lie of the Seahawks and Cianchetti of No new names have hit the list of players ment also excels in the pass snatching in tre Dame had two each. outstanding in practice. profession. Other right halfs are Elmer Weiland gave up seven hits and At the left end position Bill O'Connor "Sbud" Angsman, who turned in some walked but one. He fanned five, Lam- and 6'.5" Tom Guthrie stood out in the top runbacks of punts, short and fast mers was touched for 11 safeties in 7 daily scrimmages. Continuing with the Don Doody and Doug Waybright. In the and one-third innings and Barrett one left side of the line, at tackle, George tailback, or left half position two former in 1 and two-thirds frames. Sullivan, the 6'2i/^", 205 pound man from quarterbacks George Terlep and Steve Massachusetts, Pete Berezney, who Nemeth showed off with some fine brok Meet Glenview Tomorrow turned in a great job on defense in the en field running. Nunzio Marino, "Chick" Coach Jake Kline's proteges tackle scrimmages, and Johnny Glaab attracted Maggioli, and Joe Bartos made the de Glenview Field's club at Glenview to the attention of Ed McKeever. At the fense hustle to catch their fleet moving morrow in the only activity of the week guard posts, with the linemen being forms. end. changed from the right side to the left In the signal calling department, the On AugTist 19, Bunker Hill Naval Air without notice, Mike Manzo, John Mas- two Irish passers, Joe Gasperalla and Station comes here for a return game trangelo, Sal Fatusa, and Jim Dailer Francis Dancewicz, hurled the pigskin and the Irish wind up the season by turned in creditable performances. to all comers of the field with their defl" entertaining Fort Sheridan on August In the center slot Fred Rovai, Art pitching arms. Two other quarterbacks 20. In previous games, Notre Dame beat Statuto, George Martz, 17 year older to merit recognition were Ed Clasby and Fort Sheridan, 7-1, and lost to Bunker T- from East St. Louis, 111., and formerly George Ratterman. At the fullback post Hill, 5-4. m a fullback, and Dick Bernhardt reared the "big three," Rudy Krall, Frank Rug- Dr The Line Score: their heads above their competitors for gerio, and Jim McGurk are still sweating ie Iowa Pie-Flisht 021 120 04 0—10 the pivot position. On the right side of it out for top honors. a Notre Dame „ 000 002 00 0— 2 Weiland and Baker; Lammers, Ba rett (S), and Laurita. Line Coach Adam Walsh shows the boys how it's done 11 Football Candidates Discover Road to First Tennis Team Still Wins; Defeats Lawrence 8-0 Team a Long One, and a Hard One By JIM CAREY BY BILL HENRY "Scholastic" Sports Writer "Scholastic" Sports Writer Bowling over Lawrence College of Appleton, Wisconsin, by the one-sided Jim Starr (a fictitious name) read the Jim's eye. The "Tree's" towering six- score of 8-0, the Notre Dame tennis notice posted by head coadi Ed Mc- foot-seven frame made Jim realize what team grabbed off the first victory of the Keever in which all men interested in the boys'meant when they said, "Notre summer season on Saturday, August 5. football were called to turn out for sum Dame men aren't only good, they're Playing on their home courts, the in mer practice. This was something Jim big." experienced Lawrence freshmen could had always dreamed of, a chance to Eay Nolting called all the backs to offer little resistance against the stal make the squad of the famed "Fighting one end of the field and separated them warts of the Intercollegiate Champion Irish," but, like most other young fel into two groups. One of the groups was ship team. lows who "lugged the leather" on high made up of the men who had already school gridirons, he never imagined such been educated in the tactics of the "T" In the singles matches, the best play an opportunity being presented him. formation; the other was composed of of the day was afforded when Dick Flam the new boys, those who were not fa of Lawrence gave Chuck Sampson a miliar with it. After an hour and a half tussle for the singles crown. Because the match was played on concrete courts, of drill McKeever called the boys to the it took the Notre Dame star a few middle of the field, gave them a pep games to become accustomed to the new talk, and instructed the coaches to pick surface. But Samson soon settled down out two teams for scrimmage. For the and the final count stood 6-4 and 5-2. remainder of the afternoon Jim was a spectator. While Bill Tully ran over Lawrence- He watched Frank Dancewicz and Joe man Boam, 6-0, 6-1, Jerry Evert helped Gasparella make the pigskin disappear the Irish cause by subduing Dickenson, via the magic of the "T" formation plus 6-2 and 6-2. By erasing Bud Herman Jim had been All-State halfback in 6-0 and 6-1, Jim Griffin kept the Notre Massachusetts. He had been oflFered the speed of Bob Kelly, George Terlep, Nunzio Marino, Frank Euggerio, and a Dame slate clean. Carlos Rodriguez, who scholarships to eastern schools but hails from South America, found the turned them down to join the Naval Air dozen other fleet-footed backs as they blasted through the defensive front wall Hoosier too much for him, and he bowed Corps with the intention of winning his to Bart O'Brien, 6-2 and 6-1. In adding A\-ings in fourteen months. Jun had no for yards that would be precious come fall. He marveled at the precision of the the final point in the singles round, Joe idea at that time that he would be sent Wood crushed Van Gaitham, 6-2 and 6-4. to the tramjoing grounds of the immor big line, the capability of its towering tal Knute Rockne and many other great ends, Kelly, O'Connor and Limont. These Because of a serious case of boils, football players of all time. boys were good, plenty good, and those Jerry Evert, Notre Dame star, was not in action at the time were just as forced to withdraw from doubles play, The next afternoon found Jim walk good, as Jim soon learned. They were and Samson was paired with Jim Grilfin ing toward the field house; his usual the choice of the nation and hailed from against Dick Flam and his frosh mate reckless smile was a dead give-away to all its corners. Boone. The Grifiin-Samson clique proved the thoughts racing through his mind. too great, and when the dust of battle The next few days of practice con had cleared, the final score showed the They were only of the i^ractice sessions sisted of wind sprints, spinning (Jim ahead, of playing the game he loved Wisconsin athletes in second place, 6-1 practiced the spinning an hour each and 6-2. Bill Tully and Joe Wood com against potential AU-Americans, of be day), passing, and finally scrimmaging. ing guided by the most capable coaches bined to capture the final doubles Jim passed with his usual accui-acy but marker in true Irish fashion by rolling in the country. He was walking on air had trouble with the sjDins. He never when he entered the issue room, but was over Bud Herman and Dickinson, 6-0 ran from the "T" before; consequently, and 6-2. soon brought to earth by a bark he was his footwork was rough. Jim had con destined to hear often in the future. sidered himself in the peak of condition After taking a short rest, the Lang- The "bark" is well known to the men until then, but the wind sprints made fordmen will return to action \vith the who participate in athletics at N.D. It him realize his mistake. He felt right at Detroit Tennis Club, on August 26, on belongs to Mr. McAlister, commonly home in the scrimmages; the thrill of the Detroit club's courts. The following known as "Mac," who is in charge of all tackling was back. He was hitting hard Saturday will give Notre Dame stu sporting equipment. and often; the coaches began taking dents an opportunity to see the famous notice. Coach McKeever told him to be club perform against Lawrence College Because of "Mac's" indifference, it ready to play some offensive ball the in a return match. was ten days before Jim got his suit, next afternoon. but the familiar feeling of the clumsy pads made him forget the time he spent Jim's spirits were high as he show Chaplain Burke is Visitor waiting. Jim was anxious to get started; ered; he was singing "Wien Irish Eyes Lieut. J.J. Burke, C.S.C, U.S. Navy he was on the field before most of the Are Smiling" when George Terlep came chaplain, is visiting the University of other fellows were in uniform. It re over and greeted him with a "Nice Notre Dame on leave from his station minded him of high school days; he had going, fellow." Coming from George this at Bethesda, Md. Father Burke, on leave always been first out then. He had been made Jim's spirits even higher. He saw of absence as prefect of discipline at the on the field long enough to do three laps a good friend in the number one left university, left here at the end of May before the other boys showed up. "Tree" halfback. to undergo chaplain training at William Adams was the first of them to meet (Continued on page 16) & Mary college, Williamsburg, Va. 12 MTTg»»«»K«»«»»»»«»I«gTXT««T»«««rTT»»««g»»»»»gXl«»T»T»»»«g Law quiz. Well, the upshot of it was that we are all wrong regarding their scholarly attainment—^because they all THE GREEIT BANNER flunked the quiz. Merman briefed the BY HM CASEY wrong chapter, so the group explained as they reached for shotguns and started g»«TT«»«X««T»XTT«»«XXXTXX»XXXXXXXTT«TTTTTTT»T«XT«XX«XXXXXl^« out in search of their erstwhile leading legal light. Now they are turning their attention to Criminal Laiv to discover A WORD TO THE WISE up, if you care to learn the truth the just how far they can procsed against hard way. the man. . . When a more notorious character is made, born, or launched, (however they QUIET, PLEASE are created) than Bill McNeil, we want HE LOVES HIS WORK to be on the sidelines to observe his ac Walt McDermott is one fellow who Frank Kent has the laugh on his tions. 'Cause, brother, that glunk will be takes his golf seriously. While putting Sorin companions, and on some of the a rare one, indeed, indeed. Mac has on the fourteenth green the other day, others about the campus. He has the he insisted that the boys cutting the talent. Not just as an architect or bike best hot weather job yet devised for lawn a short distance away turn off snatcher; but he has a knack for talking man or beast (and he has a little of their automatic lawTimower until he had both). The explanation: he works at a fruit stand proprietors oift of water finished his shot. downtown industry. Information and melons, especially when their backs are particulars may be gathered from the turned. man himself, as we don't care to spoil IT HAPPENED HERE But these attributes are minor when a very good thing. Joe "Bud" Walker is normally a quiet, adjudged alongside of his fondest hobby, Johnny Homan and Jim Thomas are peaceful and collected individual. When which is arranging and planning to the now at the Presbytery, and report that smallest detail, blind dates for his bud under fire, he responds with fire, as he it is the garden spot on campus, what dies in Sorin Hall. Have you ever seen did the other day in Mr. Birder's speech with the menu, the hours and even the one of McNeil's blind dates? You class. At a loss for %vords, and in the personnel involved. haven't! Well, you probably saw the middle of a speech, our hero suddenly picture, "I Wake Up Screaming!" There, became disgusted with his failure to dig Dick Murphy has resigned fi-om the we knew that you would follow us! But down and produce the words that would cafeteria. We have not inquired as to these are even more so. have crowned his efforts and his argu reasons, but strongly suspect CIO in-, ment and his speech. And what do you fluence, post-war problems, and the old, Through his generosity Bill has near think he came up with as a rugged old principle of supply and demand (the ly lost several very old and dear friends, substitute vocabulary? Mr. Birder in cafe supplying the labors and Murph namely, Joe Kelly, Jack McGrath, Bill sisted that there are other means and demanding fewer hours and longer O'Connell and Ace Purcell. But before other words to take the place of Satan's week-ends). Well, any\vay, Murph is we go further, 'tis best that we describe hideout. one of his blind dates (and some of them are), in order that you might recognize one: LEGAL EAGLES Should your back be turned, you will Speaking of scholarship, we are re be able to distinguish a McNeil blind minded of the local legal lights about date by her girlish laugh. It is some the campus, and their scholarly attain thing unearthly, like Murphy's. OK, so ment during the past week. Jim Chriso- you dart down an alley, as it is better vergis, Merman, Wolhorn, Wlekinski— to observe her—and safer too. Quickly all clever, you understand—think so you hide behind some barrels (Hmm, highly of Merman that they threw all what am I doing at Sweeney's back their hopes on his abilitj' to brief certain door?). But quiet, here she comes . . . cases in preparation for an International Yes, her legs are larger than Bob Kelly's . . . Those shoulders!!!! And you thought Creighty Miller had a pair! That waistline—McNeil's is lovely when compared to hers!!! As she passes, you recognize hair like Frank Kent's, only shorter, and shoes that were borrowed, surely, from John Adams!!! Naturally, she has been clothed by Omai*, the tent maker . . . "That face," you say, "But I thought that Gargantua was with Ringling, this year!!! Don't let us discourage you, now, brother, but after all, we are presuming that you are interested in something more than a gruesome experience. Of course, there is nothing more convincing than talking to McNeil and getting fixed My. but you Lawyers are noisy, dear. 13 looking elsewhere for a spot to eat up Last Monday night Joe Baski and his leisure time. Lee Savold, prominent heavyweights, • fought at Wrigley Field in Chicago for their third meeting. The previous Tues HERE AND THERE day Beau Jack and Bob Montgomery, Maj'or Gary of Dogpatch has issued both members of the Army, met for the his latest communique, naming Tony fourth time. This seems like a lot of Eristol Sanitary Commissioner. When fights, yet Jack Britton and Ted Kid informed of this latest honor, Bristol By PETE BROWN Lewis of the "good old days" fought so nodded ascent. Together they should many times tliat the record books could Lt. Frank Leahy paid a coaches' clean up . . . Dick Ames and Tex not keep up with them. tribute to two men on the '2y National Pequigney are better known as the Aristotle and Plato boys. What your Championship team of Notre Dame, profs don't know about the classics, while showing the pictures of ND's THIS NAVY LIFE championship teams to some guests in they ^\"ill . . . Rumor has it that they (Continued from page 8) are going to come out of their rooms his office. He singled out Ted Twomey, and go to the cafeteria for a meal some tackle, and Tim Moynihan, center, for been asked that morning of 3 July, he day this week. the manner in which they kept the op probably would have let out some re position busy. Because of this the spec mark and kept on walking. It seemed tacular Jack Cannon, the guard between to him that he had walked the whole dis FOR THE LAW BALL them, could roam at will gaining the tance of Indiana before he finally found Word has just been issued to all pros attention that usually comes only to Zahm Hall. pective socialites that the hand of the Irish backs and ends. Then Leahy con As he proceeded to his room, he heard Law will welcome the elite, but deal cluded that he was not berating Cannon, the old familiar cry, "Eeport to the swiftlj' with the recalcitrants. There but only praising the great work of medical office—on the double." Once fore, come early and come orderly to the Moynihan and Twomey. Leahy was a again he broke into a run—perhaps the Eockne Memoiial. No gym trunks will member of the team himself and could "doc" would confine him to sick bay so be issued that evening, according to appreciate their work more. latest bulletins from McAllister's equip he could get some rest. But no such luck. ment room. Top hats and white ties and During the week from July 30 to He was told he didn't have to report, tails will be in vogue—^but they really August 5 there were 55 home runs hit because he was a transfer. aren't necessary, nor half so comfortable in the major leagues. Thirty-nine of Again gaining control of himself, he as a pleasant suramer suit, or a pretty them were hit in the National League deciaed this would be a good time to get gii'l—^if exper-ience means anything, and and the other 16 in the American. On his gear to his new quarters. So, once we think it does. But, come what may, Thursday, August 3, there were seven again, he piled the 130 pounds of gear don't miss out on the fun. It promises hit in the NL, while the AL got none. on his shoulders and began the long to be gala and glorious. And bids can You can see what the lack of Yankees journey back to Zahm. After an hour of still be obtained. in the AL can do. struggle he deposited himself and the • There is a tendency in naming racing gear in his lovely large room. '-'My," he QUESTION OF THE WEEK horses, these days, to give them names thought, "a private bath and shower." And why aren't you going to the Ball, spelled backwards. For there" is a horse Thinking this a good time to cool off, you glunk? running at Washington park in Chicago he decided to take a shower. called Eekrab (Barker). Imagine spell ing football players' names backwards. Just as the first spray hit him, a cry Glasses Correctly Fitted Last year's ND team would have been "Fall in!" was heard. Only by his ter a gold mine. At ends there were rific speed was he able to make the for Rokanoy and Tnomil (Yonakor and mation on time. As he stood there, half 1900 Limont), tackles, Etihw and Iksbarzc wet and half dry shivering from head (White and Czrabski), guards, Yellif to toe, the "sarge's" voice hit him. "You and Okrep (Filley and Perko), and cen men simply must learn discipline and J. BURKE ter, Nameloc (Coleman). In the back- I'm going to see that you do. Now then, field we have Illetreb, Kcajul, Eellim, W. G. BOGARDUS there are two ways of doing things: Hcticokyr and Ollem. You figure them E. C. BEERY the correct way, and the Navy way. out for yourself. Eadio announcers have Optometrists cmd Mfg. Opticians You're going to learn both." 228 S. MICHIGAN ST. enough trouble as it is, so there is no Evenings by Appointment more use adding any more misery to This with.a little mai'ching and more them. chow lines thrown in comprised the rest ..{3 At a press conference with General of the day. When Mac hit the sack that Manager James Gallagher of the Chi night (yes, it finally came), he was still Campus Centenary cago Cubs, some newspapermen were dreaming of his great future life aboard discussing Stan Hack. This was before ship, despite all the trials of the day. If Publications Hack had returned to the Cubs. Some he knew he'd have to wait three days to body remarked that it was too bad that get his class cards, he may have thought : Notre Dame—100 Years- -SUW Hack wasn't playing third base for differently. them, this year. Some other gentleman 1 Collected Poems of of the press then said, "Yes, and isn't But it is almost certain that if you = Charles L. ODonnell $2.50 it too bad that Hack didn't play for the' ever met Mac, he'd say with a sigh, Cubs last year." At this point Gallagher "This Navy has a great future. Join the ... at the Bookstore stood up and shook the gentleman's Navy and see the world—and women. hand. Yup, this is the life for me." 0.. 14 ROCKWELL GOES INCOGNITO No end of comment has been made about Sgt. Rockwell's new mustache. Some think he looks like Foo-Man-Shoo, others say he favors Clark Gable. But most think he still looks like Rockwell, CiSMO and that's pretty good too! ARN1E 5KLARE By the way, who has seen, Le Bien? CARTOONS TOM SHANAHAN WELCOME, MRS. NCO! The lovely lady proudly on the arm of Supply Sgt. Ray Blunt is his wife, just "OK Gijrenes, let's go, The United States Marines. moved from Chi-town to be with, her Here comes the Gizmo!" We're the floiver of the nation. hubby. With her is their little son,'Ray SCENE AROUND CAMPUS Future leaders in the fray. Blunt, III. As we say in our circles, Uncle Sammy's delegation FIEST, Eddie "Andy" Andersen blow "We're glad to have you aboard, Mrs. To vreserve the college ivay. ing like mad on his horn, in fact, knock Blunt!" "Help maintain the universities!" ing himself out. And thsn, "the boogly- • Is our stirring battle theme. woogly-bugler-boy of Co. B.," Lou And to this we dedicate ourselves, HAVE YOU NOTICED? Twardzik, gives a mean blow-job too. As United States Marines. Everyone crowds around his room How much like our column the during the 60 seconds between evening- Periscope has become? Well, the Marines Fearlessly tve face the future days muster and nite-study-hours screeching, usually do set the pace. And to Hairy And the dangers in our path; "Oh Lou, send me fella!" In no short Le Bien: Offenses, both class B's and A's; time the Duty NCO will have arrived, " 'Tis better to be a schloomp, Naval Orgy, Chem and Math. and all are sent—^back to their billets. Than 'tis to be a stvabbie; When the records of this war are lorit • No one kiiows hoiv a schloom,p And we're asked ivhere we have been. passes time, SECOND, Bill Berk peddling a bicycle We tvill proudly say tve did our bit But we all know the sailoi-'s hobby!!" borrowed 'from Dogpatch across the As College-boy Marines!'' • way,' with Frankie "Man-Mountain" Except for minor changes, credit for Amato in frenzied pursuit. (It is now this unique version goes to a Dartmouth SAY. IT ISN'T SO? rumored in unofficial circles that each Marine V-12er, Pfc. R. J. Cummings, Some of the fellows are still awed to Marine will shortly be given his choice USMC. Clever, isn't it? of roller-skates or bike for use in getting see "the voice," Georgie J. Nutil, emerge <• to chow. Frankly, if a change is needed, from his billet each morning wearing a THE GIZMO TO I'd rather see the boys just amble weird contrivance around his hair. To THE PERISCOPE SAYS; over; like the sailor OD from Zahm). those who still don't understand, the • "A cobimnist's feud, ive think is grand, Gizmo unravels the mystery by saying: A suggestion to the Periscope: IT'S A HAIR-NET! But George, we AND, the usually faultlessly dressed DON'T GET OUT OF HAND!!" thought only sailors used them! Gyrenes, minus their field-scarves. "Gosh, it sure is nice, breathing again." • When the Bookmen held their regular "We want sea pay" is the current de bi-monthly meeting on August 2, in the mand of a certain group of Noti-e Dame First Sergeant Theodore S- McHale, Architecture building library, Bob Mor chiefs, it was reported to the Scholastic U.S.M.C, was born in Shelby, Montana, today by a "stool pigeon" chief who not so many years ago. During his six during recent weeks had made the years he has been a distinct compliment rounds to determine what was new to the corps. among the four-stripe specialists. McHale enlisted in 19-38, and received his boot training in San Diego; from According to "stooly," the men of the there he went to sea school. After being foiled anchors have become very pro graduated, he was stationed aboard the ficient with the fishing rod in St. Jo U.S.S. Idaho and in March of '39 he was seph's Lake. Between classes (notation rissey presented a reading on George at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. He came for the benefit of Ens. Brewbaker), the Santayana's book. Persons and Places. back to the States aboard the U.S.S. chiefs have succumbed to their Isaac Santayana, former philosophy professor Bridge and was stationed at Norfolk, Walton instincts and turned the lake at Harvard and recognized litterateur Virginia, from July 1939, to February, into a deep sea fishing area. and critic, sets down unique ideas and 1942. During this time he attended the criticisms in this book, his autobi Alleged members of the fishing group Naval Academy Prep School. ography. Morrissey's review suggested are Chiefs Clark, Broderick and Scharf, Santayana's discontent with American On March 1, 1942, McHale was sent and Sgt. Eedahan. Chief "On Your to the Marine Detachment on board the society, and his constant seeking for Back, On Your Stomach" Broderick lasting values. U.S.S. Dakota and participated in the appears to be the leader of the pay two naval engagements which the DaArofa Four new members were welcomed at movement, according to the none-too- fought in the South Pacific; the Battle this meeting, a V-12 sailor, Brian Buck reliable sources. of Santa Cruz on October 26, 1942, and ley, and three civilians: Jim Clyne, Dick On Wednesday of last week. Chief the Battle of the Solomons on November Martin, and Frank Paulson. Clark caught two fish, claimed by some 14 and 15, 1942. After this duty he arrived at the Ben Ames Williams latest novel. Leave to be bass, others, to be carp. At any Brooklyn Navy Yard in February, 1943, Her To Heaven, wall be reviewed at the rate, Clark, former national diving and was sent to First Sergeant's School next meeting by Bob Eiordan. Williams champ, plans to stuif the fish and place them with the rest of his trophies. in Philadelphia. From there he went to has written five stories and novels cen the College Training Program at Quan- tered around the theme of the seven After Clark had set the pace, two tico, Virginia, and then to his present deadly sins, and this latest is a novel of position with the Marine Detachment at jealousy. Notre Dame. On Sept. 13 the Bookmen ^\^ll have an Aboard ship. Sergeant McHale served open meeting and everyone on campus in the upper handling room and was a is welcome. A prominent faculty mem gun captain and then a mount captain. ber. Dr. Waldemar Gurian will address A gun captain has charge of one gun, the group on a yet unannounced subject, and a mount captain has charge of two and general discussion will follow. guns. As far as the V-12 program is con Please watch for notices. cerned, he believes that it is the best source of officer material that the Ma fajllll 111 till III • III III I III! III! Illtlll III I III 111! Ill •••III" !••••••**••*'•*l**){*| rine Corps has had. The Notre Dame I BUY WITH CONFIDENCE [ position is very much to his liking. other fishermen shoved off from the Tennis is his favorite sport, and he I at \ shore on the following day aiming at enjoys reading very much. In Portland, I South Bend's Leading Jeweler | a new record. Those who saw the ex Oregon, he enjoyed his best liberty next hibition now wonder as to why it wasn't to Notre Dame. more successful. Acting as Chief Bos'ns Last but not least. First Sergeant Mate and Navigator was Chief Brod McHale, after his recent acquaintance erick; wielding the rod was the seagoing with Lt. (j.g.) Virginia Negus, U.S.N. Marine, Sgt. Eedahan. Without too much W.E., is a happily married man. adieu, the sergeant, backed by the direct ing abilities of the "Boats," caught a »^ 4^* »^ ^ ^ •^ tf^ •^ i^ ^ i^ •*• fish, which to this day must go down A wide selection of •> NOTICE! in the books as a non-descript. "But," • • Desirable Gifts says Broderick, "it was a large one." <* Alter Monday. August 14. the office <> Chief Scharff also is reputed to have ^ of the Director of Students' Accoiints ^ on display. landed one or more of the natives of St. ^ will be in a new location—^>n the for- ^ Joe Lake, but no definite rumors are >^ mer Brownson Study Hall, one floor ^ available as to details of his fishing ex '^ above present site. ^ Use our lay-away plan. Q.. ..Q periences. 17 chin of another and thus saved both. the ticket for the minimum price of $3.50 230 New Navy Men The backwash is said to be very deep is a cleverly worded legal subpoena The tenth class of approximately 230 and especially dangerous because of the which is used to summons the student's specialists arrived Monday for a two undertow created by the Lake Michigan dancing partner. months training period at the Notre surf. Dame midshipmen's training school. Date Bureau Established About 200 came from preliminary train LAWYERS MAKE FINAL PREPARATIONS Another innovation that the Lawyers ing at Asbury Park, New Jersey, while (Continued from page 3) have introduced for the affair is an of the remainder came from the Univer ficial dating bureau established by the sity of California at Los Angeles. After has also granted 2:00 am. permission Notre Dame Law Club. It's sole aim is completing the required course here they for dancers which will make it possible to provide new students an opportunity will be graduated as ensigns in the for the lucky couples to enjoy the dance- to meet girls of their choice and this United States Na^T•—James Kecnan. able music until the small hours. On the feature has been made possible only aft other side of the same announcement is er careful investigation and classifica tlie requirement that all students not tion. Co-chairmen Ted Eyan and Sam Professor Rescues Two attending the affair be in their rooms by Alonzi have urged all new students who Friends today credited Prof. Donald 9:00 p.m. This means no midnight will have not met suitable girls in South Plunkett, of tlie University faculty, with be granted to anyone not attending the Bend to avail themselves of this feature. saving the lives of two ten-year-old ball. Such an announcement is indicative All that is necessary •will be to pur girls about 2 p. m. Sunday at New Buf of the prominence of the dance, and chase a ticket at the Law Library on falo, Mich., when he dived into the wa many campus-wise Notre Damers are the second floor of the Law Building and ters of the backwash from Lake Michi "importing" their dates for that night tell the salesman that he would like to gan in the Galien river and dragged of August 18 when social life retui'ns avail himself of the dating committee. them from the swift current after they for the civilians of Notre Dame. This, as well as the summons is included, for those who care to use it, in the price had gone down twice. Tickets for the event are moving brisk of the ticket. According to facultj^ friends present. ly and Ticket Chairman Charles Bojm- Prof. Plunkett swam 40 yards to bring ton urges purchasers to get the precious With tickets and dates still available them to shore. After recovering from tickets as soon as possible as only a at the Law Building or from any mem the shock, the girls ran off without limited number of couples can be accom ber of the Law Club there is no reason giving their names. modated in comfort in the Rockne and why any Notre Dame man should have At first thinking lie had only one of the number of tickets to be sold is rap to be in his room at 9:00 p.m. instead of tlis children, other professors said. Mi-. idly diminishing. He warns anyone ex dancing with a bundle of feminine pul Plunkett began to swim to shore. Upon pecting to attend to get tickets before chritude until 2:00 a.m. to the strains arriving there, however, he found that August 16 as all indications point to a of a great band at the social event of he had grabbed the arm of one and sell-out after that date. Included with the semester.—Francis J. Paulson TAIL€CX CLCTHIECS PARKER-WINTERROWD extend to all Midshipmen an invita tion to call at our store and shop and inspect our tailor made uniforms before placing your orders for officers' uniforms. Each and every garment tailored to your measure and garments meas- ured and fitted in our own shop. PARKER-WINTERROWD I l5'/z-l 17/2 N. Main Street (Upstairs) . North of the Oliver Hotel Phone 3-6318 for appointments le COLLEGE PARADE has particular importance today when it (Continued from page 2) is claimed that the German leaders are Flags are flying at half mast for the already planning for World War III. Specializing in the ex man who ,\vent to the top in his chosen "A Forerunner of Lenin: P. N. Tka- amination of the eyes. field and gave his'life for his country. chev," by Professor Michael Karpo\'ich of Harvard University traces the activ MASS PRODUCTION GALORE ity of a less famed Russian who antici From the Indiana Daily Student we pated many of the plans and ideas Dr. E. J. Cain quote some figures obtained from the war vvhich have become "associated with the OPTOMETRIST department: name of Lenin and the Eevolution of Since December, 1941, 4,000,000 troops 1918. By an examination of each man in have been moved to 127 ports. his times, Dr. Karpovich points out that With the 63,000,000 tons of supplies "there does not seem to be such a wide which were moved overseas, more than difference between the revolutionary Prompt Lens or Frame Repair a 18,000,000 were dispatched to the Euro strategy of the 'Marxist' Lenin and that service in our own laboratory. pean theater alone. of the 'Populist' Tkachev." The final Within this period of 2 and one-half article of the Revieiu is a hitherto un 212 S. Michigan St. years, the biggest shipping record of all published study of the origins of the Phone 4-8251 times.-has been accomplished. It meant vrord ''nation" by the late Guido Zernato, mass production of ships and supplies a member of the cabinet of the Austrian and the conversion of civilians to army Chancellor Schusnigg.The book reviews and navy men on a mass production are by Professors Gurian, Hermens, and ffalillliilliiiiiitiiiiliiiiiiiliiilliliiitiiitiiiitiiiiiiiiiliiiiiiitiiKiiittiiAl scale. And at this job of mass produc Fitzsimmons, Lieut, (jg) William Shan- I HOLD THAT HAIRLINEIj tion the leaders in all fields have co-op ahan, USNR, and Fathers Mark Fitz BUSINESS AND SOCIAL : erated: the engineers in the defense gerald and Thomas T. McAvqy. SUCCESS DEPEND ON ; YOUTHFUL. VIGOROUS j plant, the ship-builders, the army and APPEARANCE. LET OUR : navy departments, the labor depart TICKET TIME AGAIN - TRAINED GRADUATES z EXAMINE YOUR HAIR | ments and all other transportation fa (Continued from page 10) AND SCALP TREAT Z cilities. THE REAL CAUSE CF Z screened all sight of the contest. Still RECEDING HAIRLINE. : another time he obtained two tickets for ITJEE EXAMINATION. | It would seem that this war has ad TREATMENTS SI. CO. | vanced the mass production age at an a friend and himself at the Army game extraordinary fast pace. of '29 which turned out to be a thriller Phone 4-1481 | with Jack Elder making a winning 98- I HARPER METHOD MEN'S SHOP ] REVIEW OF POLITICS yard touchdown dash. However, Herb and friend didn't see over one-fifth of {•VlinmiiiiimiiiliiiiiiiiiinitmiiiiiiiimiiifnimmiiiiiiimiumfBl (Continued from page 4) the game. Why? Another broad obstacle products of plans laid during the first —this time a sign! DR. ROBERT F. LUCAS World War. In an examination of the background of present war planning. Another duty of Herb and company GENERAL DENTISTRY X-RAYS AND CONSULTATION Dr. Eedlich shows that under two little is supervision over the parking situation, men, Josef Koeth and Wichard von reputedly one of the finest "in the coun DISEASES AND SURGERY OF MOUTH AND JAWS Moellendorff, as well as under the better try and also charge of everything in the TELEPHONE 4-5661 known AValter Eatthenau, how the prob stadium, including vendors, concessions, 702 J. M. S. BUILDING SOUTH BENO. IND. lems of the first War caused these think and ushers. In the latter he is indebted ers to conceive a method very much like to the Notre Dame Ushers Club, a group DRS. PROBST AND SINGLER those of Socialism and Communism for of South Bend men who have been help organizing the economic life of the na ing him out since 1933. DENTISTS tion for the peace and the war. This note Scalpers constitute another headache SOS SHERLANO BUILDING but this has been adequately stymied by a group of-plain clothesmen who pick up PHONE 3-1254 SOUTH BEND, INDIANA any scalpers they spot and place them NIX in the stadium jail until after the game. "9ml" VITAMINS Without exception, the culprits are SOUTH BEND HIGH-POTENCY TABLETS caught holding tickets which may have X-RAY LABORATORY cost them up to $200. One or two such VITAMINS A-D-Bi-B, (G)-C-Bo e.xperiences generally discourage even B25 SHERLANO BUILDING E-Nfacin-Calcium Pantothenate L. E. FISHER, M.D. M. J. THORNTON, M. D. As Dietary Supplement ONE TABLET A the most daring because the experience DAY Will Supply the Full Daily Minimun. hits the scalper where it hurts most— Adult Requirement of the Vitamins of Which TELEPHONE 3-4269 the Requirements Are Established. the pocketbook. Each small Nine-Vitamin Tablet Contains— Mr. Jones is assisted in his work by ROSE DENTAL GROUP AS MUCH "A" two of the most efficient women in any LEONARD A. ROSE, O.O.S. as 4 Pints Whole Milk FOR AS MUCH "D" business. Flora Smith, his secretary, CYRIL F. ROSE, D.D.S. as 1 lb. of Butter ADULTS PETER J. ROSE, D.D.S. AS MUCH "C" celebrated her sixth year with him July as 2 ozs. Orange Juice OR 24 while Mrs. Robert Cahill, wife of SZ3-6Z9 SHERLANO BLDG. SOUTH BEND, INO. AS MUCH "B," CHILDREN as 35 ozs. Raw Cabbace former Assistant Manager Bob Cahill, AS MUCH "Bj" _ as 40 ozs. Raw Green Beans now in the Pacific, is his competent DR. O. J. GRUNDY AS MUCH "Bo" as 30 Grs. Brewer's Yeast AS MUCH NIACIN as % lb. Lean Meat bookkeeper. Besides these tv/o employees AS MUCH CALCIUM PANTOTHENATE there is a. so-called "swing shift" of REGISTERED PODIATRIST as 150 Gms. Carrots A3 MUCH "E" as in 5 mgm. wheat germ oil South Bend men who come in after v/ork . FOOT AILMENTS to help out in the offices during the busy 406-408 TOWER BUILDING PHONE 3-2S74 90 TABLETS ^^",13.50 football season. 19 CAROLE LANDIS STARRING IN THE COLUMBIA PICTURE "BY SECRET COMMAND' me^ n "' .--A-v'c^ 1^. •^-jjgtf m.- .•••'>•?- mm 0 :mm ^TES -«Ss ;-'-r:;Siff%&k^«a ^^^ .«». Carole obo s»y»." .^ fr«» the w« «««' given Letters from home !:„w .hc»s-n-».. «;;;;„• 4 «,*.». ;.s. Cigarettes that ,o our boys overseas «"•'' „ ,a»ori.e." ervotion Ches.erfieia . <.>«-y c(.«.-M''' SATISFY Discoicr/orj"" i.,„!,:„« Pleasure • • • "' 5 Key-»»r* '» "•-^ORrD'S BESf TOBACCOS. X Sa^ one/ BETTER TASTE Copjrrifht 1944. LICCETT & Mmu TOIACCO CCV