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Friday, February 17, 1995 • Vol. XXVI No. 89 THE INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER SERVING NOTRE DAME AND SAINT MARY'S This ... is Jeopardy! Senior Stephen Smith is facing one of the toughest tests of his college career- an appearance on one of TVs most popular game shows By GWENDOLYN NORGLE nomics major, Smith is among Assistant News Editor 15 collegiate undergraduates nationwide who will partici­ Given the chance to bet on a pate in the television game Daily Double, Stephen Smith show's annual tournament. will wager conservatively. But After responding to an don't tell his competitors that. advertised search for college Although Smith says he is contestants that was not preparing for his appear­ announced at the end of one of ance in the 1995 Jeopardy Col­ the televised programs, Smith The Observer I Scott Mendenhall lege Championship, a strategy tried out for the show on appears to be brewing in the November 5 in Milwaukee . Steve Smith has been preparing for his Jeopardy appearance by watching the game show and reading mind of this Notre Dame se­ The tryout Smith attended was Trivial Pursuit cards. He will be in Los Angeles to tape the show on March 7-8. nior. one of four in a search for A government and eco- see JEOPARDY I page 4 Fair promotes women's health

By CHRISTINA TECSON president. were the massages, the herbal­ News Writer "It was better than what we ist who gave out health food could have hoped for," she said samples, and the self-defense The Women's Health Fair at of the estimated 500 people demonstration. Saint Mary's LeMans Hall yes­ who attended. "We were really "I really liked the chance to terday proved to be a success pleased. All the businesses try out different products by as women gathered to pick up were really happy with the Bath & Body Works," said pamphlets and brochures and turnout." freshman Karey Gilmore. "I ask questions of those repre­ Attendance included women thought there was a lot of in­ sented to promote the emo­ from Saint Mary's and Notre formation offered at the fair on tional, social, and physical well­ Dame, the South Bend area, topics important to women's being of women. and also a number of high lives, like breast examinations, The fair was open to all school students. self-defense, and sexually women in the community and "We were really happy about transmitted diseases." many took advantage of the op­ the teenagers because it ex­ Both the organizations who' portunity sponsored by the Stu­ posed them to women's issues participated and the students dent League for Women's Col­ at an early age," said Clancy. who attended were pleased leges (SLWC) and attended by Saint Mary's students who at­ with the outcome. twenty-three local businesses, tended were pleased with the "The different organizations The Observer I Brandon Candura hospitals, and organizations. organizations who participated that· came were very helpful Checking the merchandise "We ordered food for 300 and and the information available. and glad to be there. It was a that was gone after the first Some of the more popular at­ pleasant atmosphere," said se­ Students browse through the t-shirts and books sold at the hour," said Katie Clancy, SL WC tractions, according to Clancy; nior Katie Gisch. Sophomore Literary Festival yesterday.

Friday, February 17 1:00 ~.m.· The Hospitality Room is open for your convenience in the Sarin Room 7:00 p.m. on the first floor of La Fortune. Gordon: Arafat improving image "He is constantly surrounded 7:00p.m. Student Affairs sponsors the variety show, "Black Kofee By BRIAN MOLINARO towards such a change. Prob­ Ballroom. News Writer ably one of the most significant by guards," Gordon said, gestures he has made was "because there is a constant JPW's opening event. During the when "he defied the skeptics threat of a terrorist act anytime from various lJ.S. cities. There Palestinian leader Yassir dancing shoes. Live entertainment Arafat must continue his moves and settled down in the Gaza he is in the open." the Gara. toward becoming a respected Strip" in the heartland of the Just recently, Gordon invited statesman in order for his Palestinian world. Normally Arafat and other Israeli leaders the programs and professors of your son's peace proposals to be effective Yassir Arafat flies all over the to visit Ben-Gurion University, in the Middle East, Professor world and never stays in any and almost immediately after Haim Gordon from Ben-Gurion single place long enough to he extended his invitation to 12:30 p.m.· for off-campus Juniors will University in Israel said in a even get settled in a hotel. Arafat, threats of violence were 2:30p.m. lecture yesterday at the Hes­ "He knows he is the symbol made public. burgh Center for the Palestinians" suggested If the Hamas - who are sup­ 1:00 p.m. & ported by less than 15% of the 2:30p.m. In past years, Arafat has been Gordon. "He has always been a symbol of radicalism and has seen as a thug, and it is hard to Palestinians - were Arafat's 2:00p.m.· La Fortune Ballroom. always been associated with wean this attitude, but his set­ only opposition, Arafat's posi­ 4:00p.m. such radical and anarchistic tlement is a major gesture to tion would be extremely strong, world leaders as Saddam Hus­ the people." according to Gordon. 2:30p.m. sein. In his quest to become a "Arafat would win [the elec­ statesman, Arafat faces two tion] by 60 to 70 percent," he 2:30p.m.· However, in recent years 4:30p.m. Arafat has had to change his main oppositions: the Hamas in said. The International Studies Program radical ways, taking instead the Gaza - a radical group which However, the Israeli govern­ of La Fortune. form of a statesman. is much like the Arafat of years ment poses a bigger threat to "This is probably the most dif­ past - and the Isreali leaders Arafat. The biggest problem, 5:30p.m.· Mass/Presidential Dinner: The President ficult challenge he has ever has who Arafat is trying to make according to Gordon, is the fact !O:OOp.m. Malloy, C.S.C., will preside at our celebration peace with. that Israeli Prime Minister Dome of the JACC, followed by dinner in the to face. The only man who has Club and aspeech by Lou Holtz. ever successfully accomplished Arafat once relied on military Yitzhak Rabin's indecision on a such a feat was Nelson Mandela methods to solve problems, but number of requests proposed Sunday, February 20 who had the aid of years in now that he is trying to be civi­ by Arafat has hurt Arafat's 9:30a.m.· By The Dawn's Early Light Brunch: The closing brunch held in the JACC. prison to think things through," lized about his peace talks, he Peace Wager platform. 12:00 p.m. Lou Holtz is the featured speaker. Gordon said. must worry about the Hamas "Rabin does not know how to The Observer/ Robert Bollman, Jr. Arafat has made several steps radicals, according to Gordon. make decisions," Gordon said. ------~· page 2 The Observer • INSIDE Friday, February 17, 1995 • INSIDE COLUMN • WORlD AT A GLANCE Now's the Four people killed as tornado hits Alabama towns Pink insulation was left hanging from trees. time for ARAB, Ala. A roof blew off a section of an apartment A pre-dawn tornado ripped across complex in Arab, but authorities who north Alabama today, killing at least four searched the rubble found no injured peo­ thanks people and injuring more than 100, ple there. Robert Reynolds of the Arab Fire authorities said. Department said there were other happy The dead, all in Arab, included a young surprises amid the destruction. child, Marshall County Coroner Dempsey "We found a 1-year-old baby under two I approached the writ­ Hibbs said. trailers," he said. "He was sitting there, ing of this column with a At least one resident reported hearing not making a sound." bit of mild trepidation. In no warning siren before the storm hit The storm lifted a wooden A-frame home the past, my views in this shortly after 5 a.m. Less than an hour from its cement foundation and carried it column have been labeled before that, lightning struck the office of about 40 feet before dropping it - with the extremist, reactionary the National Weather Service in nearby and (heaven-forbid) anti­ residents still in their bed. Both Ricky and Huntsville, forcing its evacuation. But a Dianne Fortenberry escaped serious harm. Cleveland, among other warning was issued shortly before the "They bad to dig us out," she said, things. I, however, prefer storm hit by the service's office in standing atop the splintered wreckage and to fashion myself as an Birmingham. Mike O'Hara APIWm. J. Castello pointing to the mattress where they had old-time sentimentalist. Assistant Viewpoint Karen Berry of Arab said "this roar been sleeping. As she spoke, a little neighbor girl sat in a With Valentine's Day woke me up," trees were flying through the air and the Editor nearby car and cried. just past and Parents power went out. Reynolds said the dead were the child of 5 or 6 killed in Weekend now upon us, "Normally they give us a siren warning, but they didn't a house, a man about 50 killed in a house, an elderly this column seems well-suited to take up the this morning," she said. "There was nothing." woman killed in a house, and a man in his 30s killed in a sentimentalist tack which I profess to espouse. Officials at Guntersville-Arab Medical Center said 66 trailer. As it is Parents Weekend the cliche trap people were treated, with 13 admitted and four trans­ would be to wax endlessly about the merits of In addition to the four tornado deaths, a fifth person ferred to Huntsville for additional care. They said they died in a traffic accident that may have been caused by our parents and all they have done for us. knew of 40 other people taken to two other hospitals. But I won't insult your intelligence by going rain-slicked roads, authorities said. Farm buildings collapsed, metal buildings peeled open, Arab (pronounced A Y rab) is 30 miles south of into explicit detail on this notion. I believe trailers and homes were torn apart and toys and furni­ Huntsville and has a population of about 6,300. you already know what your parents have ture were strewn amid the rubble in the torando's wake. done for you and how much you have benefit­ ed by having them in your life. It is something For Clinton, politics was 'only choice' Oldest woman celebrates 120th that really cannot be put into words. What often goes unsaid is "thank you" to the WASHINGTON people that have given so much. All of us PARIS After losing his re-election bid for "God must have forgotten me," Jeanne Calment is would not be here-biologically speaking, of Arkansas governor in 1980 Bill course-if it were not for our parents. Most of fond of saying. The world's oldest living person is Clinton made clear that the currents preparing to celebrate her 120th birthday on Tuesday. us would not be what we are today without of his drive for political success ran so our parents. "I've had a beautiful life," she said in an interview pub­ strong and deep that for him there lished Thursday in the newspaper Le Figaro. "With good Parenting has often been called the most was no other choice. Why politics? a thankless job and I am sure most parents here health, one is happy." Mrs. Calment, born Feb. 21, 1875, student asked the defeated candidate. in the southwestern town of Aries, where she still lives, this weekend would attest to that fact. "It's the only track I've ever wanted to However most parents would also tell you that has outlasted her husband and her brother. Her daugh­ run on," Clinton replied. The story is ter and grandson also are dead, and she has no direct they don't want to be thanked. Seeing their told in the newly issued "First in His Clinton children happy is enough. descendants. The Guinness Book of Records says Mrs. Class, a Biography of Bill Clinton," by Calment is the oldest living person whose date of birth Parents are the true martyrs of life. They David Maraniss, a Washington Post reporter who won sacrifice so much for the benefit of their chil­ can be reliably authenticated. She became the doyenne the Pulitzer Prize in 1992 for reporting on Clinton's life in 1991 with the death of a 116-year-old American, dren. They often place the needs of their chil­ The author, quoting friends from Clinton's Oxford days, dren above their own. They give to us, their Carry White. Mrs. Calment says she has been forced to concludes there was one substance Clinton really never give up her two cigarettes a day and her single glass of children, what we all are looking for and need did have an appetite for - marijuana. Clinton was out of life-and that is unconditional love and port before meals. But she still munches on chocolate, ridiculed in his 1992 presidential campaign for saying he her passion, and sleeps "like a baby." Aries is planning a support from those who really care about us. tried the stuff but "never inhaled." "We spent enormous When we find the right partner in life, this birthday party for Mrs. Calment. She says she will wear amounts of time trying to teach him to inhale; He a white dress, with small touches of black. will be the litmus test. Until then we have our absolutely could not inhale," the author quotes a Clinton parents who, for many of us, are a source for friend as saying. this love and support. The cynic at this point would spout some Comatose son awakens; Mom rejoices snide comment about, "If you want uncondi­ Harvard grad embezzles cancer funds tionallove, get a dog." But the philosophers and sentimentalists among us know that a dog CAMBRIDGE, Mass. GREENBRAE. Calif. can only provide so much. There are intangi­ A Harvard University graduate was sentenced Julie Christine thought she was losing her son when bles in a human relationship which pets are Thursday to a year in state prison and ordered to pay he slipped into a coma after being hit by a car two weeks simply not capable of providing. All of us who back the nearly $120,000 he stole from cancer patients ago. Sitting next to his hospital bed, she sobbed and pre­ have lost a pet know that to be a trying expe­ to finance his yuppie lifestyle. Charles Lee, 23, of pared for the worst. Then she felt his hand brush her rience, imagine what it is like for those among Tenafly, N.J., pleaded guilty to writing 83 checks from hair. "I looked up and I said, 'I love you,"' she said. us who have lost a parent. an account for The Jimmy Fund, the fund-raising arm of Stunned, she watched as he mouthed back, "I love you." Which brings me back to Parents Weekend. the Dana-Farber Cancer Institute in Boston, while he "I define it as a miracle. That's my opinion as a mother," This weekend is our chance to tell our parents was a junior in 1991-1992. Lee, who graduated in 1993 Christine said Thursday, recalling the moment Sunday all the things we may have kept inside until with a degree in biology, admitted using the money night. Dr. Merrill Nisam, critical care director at Marin now. We should not pass up this opportunity intended for research and patient care for vacations, General Hospital in Greenbrae, said 20-year-old John being provided for us. For those of us who meals, stereo equipment and clothes from the upscale Martin's emergence from the coma was "pleasantly for­ are able to spend this weekend with our par­ Saks Fifth Avenue, Barneys and Eddie Bauer stores. tuitous, but it's not rare." Martin, who could stand up ents, perhaps it would be a good time to let "Through pure greed, he took $100,000 in research with assistance Thursday, faces months of rehabilitation. them know how thankful we are for all they funds from children with cancer," said Jill Reilly, It probably will be at least a year before doctors know have done for us. I am lucky to have both spokeswoman for the Middlesex District Attorney's whether he will make a full recovery from his severe parents with me this weekend. office. head injuries, Nisam said. For those who have lost a parent, this week­ end provides an opportunity to remember that person and show them the appreciation for all that he or she had done. Friday, Feb. 17 I imagine the Grotto will be well lit this Accu-Weather'"forecast for daytime conditions and high temperatures The Accu-Weather®forecast for noon, Friday, Feb. 17. weekend, in remembrance of past parents. Lines separate high temperature zones for the day. Let not that light simply be a remembrance, but a way to give thanks.

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Columbus 49 23 Minneapolis 43 23 St. Louis 55 30 Via Associated Press GraphicsNet C1995Accu-Weather,lnc. Friday, February 17, 1995 The Observer· CAMPUS NEWS page 3 Paige: Dreams, desire bring success • STUDENT ACTIVITIES BOARD By CAROLINE BLUM graduated at the top of her never-ending process that is well. She also confronted the News Writer class. She then attended medi­ guided by one's desire to real­ possibility of a deferred dream. Board to cal school at Ohio State Univer­ ize a dream."' "A deferred dream is simply Suecess results from a desire sity, and became the first black For Paige, her dream was that - deferred. People can to realizn one's dream, Dr. female to graduate. Her ac­ founded in the sixth grade only fail at their dreams if they sponsor Sophia Paige said last night in a complishments continued when when she was called "stupid" lack the ability to try," said leeture as part of African­ she was offered a residency at by her teacher. She donated Paige. "We will always have movie-thon Ameriean Cultun~ Week. the University of California at her every effort towards prov­ that ability." Paige was invited to speak by Los Angeles. ing that she was not stupid. her sister Alia, a senior at Saint When she finishes her resi­ When Paige entered college, Throughout college and med­ By BECKY MAYERNIK Mary's and coordinator of the dency next year. she will quali­ she realized that she had ac­ ical school, Paige said, her jour­ News Writer week. fy as the first black woman to complished her dream. For this ney was not easy. She de­ Alia Paign was given the task do so. reason, Paige claimed, the scribed times when people mis­ The Student Activities Board to lind an inspirational ~peaker Last night, however, Dr. Paige essence of a dream must be took her for kitchen or cleaning (SAB) will sponsor a movie whom she thought was an did not wish to flaunt her present in every individual. help. However, Paige's courage marathon this Friday night in African-American success. accomplishments. Bather, she The dream is the only way to and pride have given her a sar­ Carroll Auditorium. The When she reviewnd her original hoped to spread her recipe for reach success. castic attitude about the situa­ marathon is just one of a list, she realized her real image success to the Saint Mary's tions. week-long schedule of cultural of suceess was lwld by her sis­ community. Paige continued her recipe "In life, I've always remem­ events that has taken place on ter, Sophia. "I believe my college personal for success with the insistence bered to keep my eye on the the campus this week. Sophia atll~nded the Univer­ statement is the best words of that not only should one not be prize. In the words of Maya The movies scheduled are sity of Virginia, where she advice I can give you: 'the de­ afraid of their dream, but the Angelou, 'you can bring me "Uptown Saturday Night," velopment of the individual is a dream must be one's own as down, but like dust, I'll rise,"' "Trading Places," "The Wiz," "School Daze," and "Superfiy." ~a~; said Paige. ..•• Paige closed the lecture with The times for the movies will \_ ~iri!:• the reminder that success is a be at 4, 6, 8, 10, and 12 p.m .. state of mind. She describes and the charge will be $1 per J'EJ 1 . . -'~tii~~ how success comes from the movie. heart and works its way out. Another event currently "Remember, there are no fail­ planned will be the appear­ ures, just setbacks. Your job is ance of the comedy troop to decide what is a failure and Comedy Sportz, which is still what is a setback. Again, we scheduled to perform on Bat· Welcome~ February 24 from 9-11 p.m. in u'sQ are all destined to rise," said Paige . 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His weakness, he says, knows and bet with a "real con­ Hills Hilton while in L.A. At the tryout, 100 college constitutional law. is literature. He is brushing up servative" attitude. He is allowed only six friends students were shown a video­ "I find the cases and issues on the plots and characters of "I have a pretty good grasp or family members to be in the tape of the show's host, Alex fascinating," Smith says of con­ many of Shakespeare's plays in of knowledge," Smith says studio during the taping of the Trebek, reading questions. stitutional law as opposed to order to prepare for the compe­ Smith says that appearing on show. This test included 50 questions other types of law, such as tax tition. Jeopardy has been a goal of his "I've always been a big fan that were similar to those used law or corporate law. Law will In addition to reading, Smith for about ten years, since he of Jeopardy and had hoped on the show. Of these students, be the basis of Smith's career, has been going through Trivial was in junior high. some day to be a contestant. the 10 highest scorers played a which, he says, may eventually Pursuit cards for random bits of The competition, which will Now I'm proud that I'll have mock game and told contest or­ lead to politics. knowledge, and he has been be taped on March 7 and 8 in that chance as a representative ganizers about themselves. The thought of what he can watching Jeopardy as well as Los Angeles, will be shown in of Notre Dame," he said. Smith, from Coloma, Michi­ gain if he wins may be the playing the computerized ver­ South Bend on WSBT-TV at Smith will be missing school gan, was notified in January source of Smith's mild ner­ sion of the game. 7:30 p.m. on May 1-5 and May in March to make the trip out that he had been selected from vousness. In speaking of the Smith insists, however, that 8-12. Although there will be a to L.A. He made arrangements 150 finalists to compete in the upcoming competition, Smith has not been "studying" for two-month period between the with his professors to make up championship. says he is "starting to get ner­ Jeopardy, as many of the other taping of the game show and its for the work he will miss. The tournament consi~~ of vous," but he adds that he is contestants he encountered at airing on television, Smith says Because of the immensity of three rounds. The first, a quar­ "more anxious than nervous." the try-out in Milwaukee were. he is "sworn to secrecy" not to the test Smith faces, surely his terfinal round, has five games. Smith's attitude about the He says he feels that if the reveal who the winner of the absence will be excused. Each game will have three con­ tournament seems to be one knowledge he has with him testants. The five winners of that is rather calm and relaxed thus far is not enough for him considering he is facing proba­ to win, then it is simply "not the games and four highest­ Hours scoring runners-up will ad­ bly one of the most intellectual­ meant to be." THE vance to the semifinal round, ly challenging quizzes of his The difficulty of the game, M-F 10-8 which will consist of three life, not to mention the fastest. according to Smith, will be in Sat 10-6 games. He will have to answer ques­ the strategy of wagering his STYLE The collegiate champion will tions based on about twenty earnings on the Daily Doubles Sun 12-4 be determined when the three years of education packed with­ and on Final Jeopardy, which CO. INC. semifinal winners play two in a television program lasting are opportunities for the "Alternative Clothing for Today's Woman" games. 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,. ' ' • • I ) o •• • ¥ , · I • ' ·• ' I ) · .( ~ • j • '"" A • • • • ' • "" • • • • • & • • • • a * '" • • • • 6 A Jo. • ,.. -" II. "- • a a " • & 0. .o. .. • "'.,. "" •· ••••.&.•.-.• -- ...... V. _.,_...., ...... \1.•"•' ~ .-·-- __ ,.,. J. "''- .... _..._4... r~-'l-- ...... _._.....,_,_,_,.,.--._. ___,__ ~._,...... ,.._,:a -•·•• ·••~'- ,i Friday, February 17, 1995 The Observer • INTERNATIONAL NEWS page 7 Yeltsin defends Chechen war to parliament By LARRY RYCKMAN fullill their duty in the most dif­ him mild applause only when the world to return to old or the "failures. setbacks and mis­ Associated Press ficult conditions there. People he completed his speech. new divisive lines," he said. takes" in the war. are still dying and suffering "The Russian president's ad­ "We must admit that at pre­ MOSCOW there." dress ... does not contain a sin­ In Washington, Secretary of sent the armed forces are not President Boris Yeltsin, look­ The president's health and gle new word," Gennady State Warren Christopher told a prepared to resolve local con­ ing somber but lit, defended his drinking habits have been the Zyuganov, the leader of the congressional panel he was re­ flicts," he said. They used the decision to send Hussian sol­ subject of renewed speculation. Communist Party. said later. viewing Yeltsin's speech and "same old" tactics in the initial diers to war in Chechnya and For many in the hall, his per­ was not prepared to analyze it. stage of the operation, and blamed his military leaders to­ formance was at least as inter­ Yeltsin reaffirmed his support Christopher noted, however. their efforts were "uncoordi­ day for the "big losses" and esting as what he had to say. for economic and political re­ Yeltsin's commitment to hold nated," he said. "human rights violations" in forms, and urged lawmakers to elections and said, "It's very "This is the main reason for the breakaway southern repub­ Yeltsin looked confident as he sharply control state spending important that those commit­ the big losses," he said. "This is lic. strode to the microphone to de­ and curb inflation. He declared ments go forward and be kept." the root of the human rights It was Yeltsin's sharpest criti­ liver the hourlong address. But stabilizing the beleaguered ru­ It was Yeltsin's first major violations in the course of com­ cism yet of the military. Some he rarely looked up from his ble to be "the primary task." address since he sent 40,000 bat activities." analysts have predieted a high­ text and paused briefly at one "We must build a bridge be­ soldiers into Chechnya on Dec. There have persistent reports level shakeup will follow. point, apparently losing his tween the inflationary past and 11 to force the republic to re­ that Yeltsin plans to oust De­ Yeltsin, in his annual state of place. the investment"rich future," he nounce its self-proclaimed in­ fense Minister Pavel Grachev or the nation address to a joint He sounded defensive, espe­ said. dependence. other top officials involved in session of parliament, observed cially when explaining his eco­ Thousands of people have planning the Chechnya offen­ a moment of silence with law­ nomic and military policies to a Yeltsin also said good rela­ been killed and the Chechen sive, which began as an all-out, makers in the Kremlin's Marble largely unfriendly audience. tions with Washington re­ capital, Grozny, has been Soviet-style offensive reminis­ flail for victims of the Chechnya Unlike previous addresses, mained a major part of his for­ turned into a wasteland. cent of the war in Afghanistan. bloodshed. there was no soaring rhetoric, eign policy, but he warned Since the war began, Yeltsin's "The lire of an armed mutiny no promises of better times against any attempts to isolate popularity has plunged to an Unlike Afghanistan, many has not been yet extinguished ahead. Russia by expanding NATO all-time low, and some law­ Russian soldiers were reluctant in the Chechen republic," Lawmakers offered Yeltsin a eastward. makers have urged the presi­ to fire on the enemy - in this Yeltsin said. "Hussian soldiers coldly polite reception, giving "We do not want Europe and dent to resign before his term case their countrymen - and expires in 1996 . relied on artillery and rocket .------.. Yeltsin said today that he fire to wear the rebels down. intended to hold presidential "This year we must take de­ and parliamentary elections as cisive measures to reorganize Please come to hear scheduled. the armed forces," Yeltsin said. "We must improve their fund­ The president had delayed his ing, their training, the coordi­ REV. EDWARD A. MALLOY C.S.C annual address twice, appar­ nation of all actions to ensure ently waiting until his soldiers law and order and the defense gained the upper hand in capabilities of the country." Speak on Chechnya. A two-day truce took The war has badly tarnished effect there today. Yeltsin's once-heroic image as Yeltsin said Russia was forced a democrat. Even reformers to act to remove the "cancerous have distanced themselves from tumor of the Grozny regime," the man who launched Russian which he said had "made crim­ reforms three years ago. inal business its main job." Western leaders have been While praising Hussian sol­ careful to continue expressing diers, he said the events in support for Yeltsin as the best Chechnya demonstrated the hop!l for reforms in Russia, but need to reorganize the military they privately worry about his command, which he blamed for stability. Pangborn Hall Social Space Monday Feb. 20th Happy 21st 9:00p.m. Birthday Patrick 2-20-95 We're Proud of You

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Respect and dignity come with treating people as individuals "We hold these truths to be self evi­ said we ought to judge a man by the dent, that all men are created equal; content of his character, and not by the that they are endowed by their creator color of his skin. · He strove to empha­ certain unalienable rights; that among size the sameness in all Americans; he those rights are life, liberty and the pur­ emphasized that blacks were, in fact, no suit of happiness." different from whites. Ultimately, this school of thought seeks to create a - The Declaration of Independence color-blind society in which we de­ emphasize the differences in race, cul­ Word to live by, and for. Words for ture and ethnicity that often seem to which many have died, and undoubted­ tear us apart. ly, words that have affected the lives of The other school of thought diametri­ all Americans. We, as Americans, so cally opposes this thinking. They main­ noted above, the programs often cause blacks, without alienating whites often hear and speak these very words, tain that because we are equal, we must resentment and malevolence among through a system of class-based affirma­ but do we fully understand their impor­ respect one another's individual and whites. tive action. Such a system would pro­ tance? They once served as the embodi­ cultural identities. We cannot ignore On the other hand, these programs vide preferential treatment (namely in ment of a new way of thinking; a think­ these differences because they are part have helped to elevate the status of education) to those in poverty; after all, ing which radically changed this coun- of each one of us; recognizing and blacks in today' s society. In 1961, only these are the people who are truly dis­ respecting these cultural and racial dif­ 34 years ago, a survey concluded that advantaged-problems such as poverty, ferences equally preserves the human "98 percent of white-collar job orders inadequate education, dependency, and dignity of every group. received from over 5,000 companies criminal behavior. do not discriminate The mutual exclusivity of these schools were not available to qualified Negroes" on the basis of race. These problems D.J. of thought leads to racial tension. If we in that year (Bart Landry). But between that affect our society's disadvantaged emphasize sameness in people, we 1967 and 1989 the number of black and disenfranchised-blacks, whites and neglect to recognize peoples distinct cul­ families considered to be "affluent" people of all ethnic and racial back­ tures, and we suppress the uniqueness increased five-fold (Jarrod Taylor). grounds. Sara fa and beauty accompanying such cultures. Between 1972 and 1991, the number of With a system of class-based affirma­ If we emphasize the differences in one black accountants has increased 4 79 tive action well-qualified blacks would another, we fragment the American percent; black lawyers 280 percent; and no longer be stigmatized by stereotypes try's understanding of equality; a think­ populous and risk racial tension. black computer programmers 343 per­ that they wrongfully received preferen­ ing which changed institutions that had Affirmative action programs, which cent (ibid). Furthermore, research by tial treatment, no longer will affirmative existed for hundreds of years; a thinking have clearly chose to emphasize differ­ Harvard economist Richard Freeman action help those who do not need such which brought this country to the pinna­ ence, have unquestionably divided the indicates that "comparisons of blacks help, and no longer will blacks be cle of world leadership, and to its knees country; opponents claiming reverse dis­ and whites who grew up in the same cir­ receiving benefits simply because of the as well. crimination and unfair favoritism, and cumstances and went on to get similar color of their skin. Nearly all modern day racial disputes supporters claiming such programs are educations show no differences in their This system would de-emphasize may be traced back to a variance in necessary to equalize the races, pointing average incomes" (ibid). This progress racial difference, and would be coupled interpretation of this sacred document, to the terrible crimes committed by this in the economic realm is encouraging, with the understanding that while race, which asserted that all men were creat­ country's ancestors. but our society continues to be troubled culture, and ethnicity are important, we ed equal. The epicenter of this dispute These programs purport to help foster by racial tension and inequity. must first focus on the individual as a culminates in a fundamental disagree­ the equalization of disadvantaged The question naturally arises: can the person. We ought to respect one anoth­ ment over how natural and universal blacks. While they may accomplish this current system of affirmative action er's background in the same manner we equality mandates our treatment of one goal, they also taint the accomplish­ retain these benefits without alienating do religion; respecting that each person another, with regard to our racial, eth­ ments of capable blacks that do not whites? Can our governmental, educa­ has his or her own religious beliefs nic, and cultural composition. need or desire such preferential treat­ tional, and public policy continue to although ours may be different. We One school of thought maintains that ment. They often help blacks that are stress the difference between blacks and must remember: equality was bestowed because we are equal we ought treat not disadvantaged at all, such as those whites, while attempting to encourage on us by God without respect to our dif­ one another without regards to racial from the West Indies who, on average, people to treat others as equals in terms fering backgrounds and we ought to difference. Such thinking was articulat­ earn 15 percent more money than the of sameness. The answer is no. continue to treat it as such. ed by Martin Luther King Jr. when he average American. Furthermore, as We can, however, modify the system to continue to help disadvantaged D.J. Sarafa is a first-year law student GARRY TRUDEAU • Qmrn: Of TH£ DAY

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• LETTERS TO THE EDITOR NO's intolerance scares off open minds Irish swimmers Dear Editor: which to form a sense of communi­ Human psychology is such that In light of the two letters printed ty and support. people are much more inclined to denied coverage in the Feb. 13 edition of the Town says that one of speak out on an issue if they are in Observer, I would like to respond to GLND/SMC's primary functions is opposition to it. The lack of uproar, despite hard work both Jay Town and Greg Van "to foster homosexual ideals and while unfortunate from the stand­ Grunsven. activity." The question I have for point that the administration may Dear Editor: First, I would like to address him is this: How do homosexual look upon it as a condemnation of Did you know that the Notre Dnme women's Town's letter, which makes many ideals and activities differ from his GLND/SMC, probes that people are swimming tenm has attained a 14-1 record? Did false assumptions and assertions. heterosexual ones outside of the not upset at the thought of the exis­ you hear that junior Ryan Beville broke two Notre Town paints a picture of Gays and fact that he is not attracted to peo­ tence of such a group on this cam­ Dame records, namely the 100 nnd 200 butterfly. Lesbians Notre Dame /Saint Mary's ple of the same gender? Doesn't pus. previously set back in 1991? Did you know that College as a sort of recruitment everyone have to eat and go to class It is time for Jay Town and the Head Coach Time Welsh received Coach of the Year organization, in which members go and take a shower once in a while? Notre Dame administration to get honors at the National Catholic Championships? on midnight raids to kidnap and This group is not out to recruit with the times, for if the closed­ Unless you are a roommate with or friend or a brainwash new initiates. This Town and his compatriots. minded and archaic denials of swimmer/diver, you most likely do not know of the assumption is so ridiculous that it Second, I would like to voice my recognition and respect for homo­ tremendous achievements that the swimming/diving would be laughable were it not agreement with Greg Van Grunsven sexual students at a Catholic uni­ team has made throughout the year. Unfortunately earnestly written and published in regarding the "silent majority." versity continue, Notre Dame will for the members of the men's and women's swim­ the school newspaper. Having witnessed the debacle of eventually reach the point where no ming/diving teams. the Observer has adopted a poli­ Through all the harrowing Oregon ballot measure nine first one of open-minded tendencies will cy not to publish articles detailing the results of bureaucratic trials GLND/SMC has hand, I can recall the opinions want to attend. And that will mark their meets. The reason remains undisclosed. been put through in the past few voiced in candid discussions and a sad day for the administrative Swimming, as with all competitive sports, weeks, it has maintained its integri­ even through newspapers, bumper hierarchy, as tuition checks will requires commitment and hours of practice. By 6 ty as a well-run, supportive group stickers, and yard signs. People, relocate to more tolerant and a.m. members of the Notre Dame swimming team which asks merely for tolerance for the most part, were afraid not of humane schools. have gotten out of bed, trudged across campus, and and university and student sanction homosexuality but of Lon Mabon DAVID CONDON hit the pool for morning practice. After classes, so that homosexual students might and his hate-crazed club, the Freshman these swimmers return to Rolfs Aquatic Center for have some small venue through Oregon Citizen's Alliance. Zahm Hall two more hours of intense training. Why? Because they are committed to their coaches, their team­ mates and themselves to achieve both team and individual goals. Salem witch trials come to South Bend The men's team beat traditional rival, St. Bonaventure, and took the National Catholic Dear Editor: a!. call one of these sexually disorient­ Championship meet. The women's team defeated The following is meant to be face­ He burst into my room and tack­ ed friends and the conversation will several powerhouse schools including: Brigham tious: led me screaming, "I must have sex, go something like this: Young University, Air Force and Southern Illinois. In response to Jay Town's letter, I I must have sex, oh, ye gods, I must "Hello?" They also won the National CathoHc Championship must readily agree with his pearls have sex with men!" His eyes were "Hey, what sup? It's Rick." meet. of wisdom. His intellect pierces bloodshot with insanity, his mouth "Busy. Having sex." Click. In two weeks, both teams begin the championship straight to the heart of the true frothed with rage of the damned. I This lifestyle is a living damnation portion of their season. Throughout The Midwest nature and activities of GLND/SMC. barely escaped. and its infectious tendrils creep Conference Championships, held at Notre Dame I know many homosexuals on cam­ And concerning my other homo­ across the campus as I write, defil­ from February 23-25, and The Easter Collegiate pus and have witnessed the effects sexual friends, I can barely main­ ing its purity. I sit in my room, Championships set for March 2-4, the teams expect that this coven of moral doom has tain the slightest semblance of shaking in the film of cold sweat friendship. All they do is have sex covering my Aryan body and pictur­ to qualify between six and fifteen swimmers for the had on students. NCAA Championships. Hopefully, the Observer will I have seen a friend of mine go and go to GLND/SMC meetings, ing little homosexuals crawling out choose to both preview these championship meets into one of these meetings in order which generally do not last very of the woodwork. They laugh and and publish the results. long because someone very shortly dance about me like pink-triangles, to uncover the horrific extent of this As for the members of the swimming and diving group's unadulterated evil, and I into the meeting invariably says lisping Furies. teams, I can only wish you the best of luck in the have seen him come out ... altered. something to the effect of, "Hey, This madness must be stopped. what the hell are we doing here, upcoming championship meets. lie went in, eyes alight with the And with the support of other like­ Go Irish swimming! happiness of Christ's salvation, talking and supporting each other, minded groups, it can be done. secure in his masculinity, a loyal when we could be having all sorts RICK BORST KATHRYN PAMENTER fan of football and guns, and of crazy sex?" Grace Hall Third year law student emerged a stark. raving homosexu- On any given day of the week, I'll Sophomore

• I AM Nor A POTTED PLANT The Church protects every hu01an fro01 Hell, even gays Homosexuals are not an "other." ing in his or her obligation to help you sin-then the Church must warn people on the sources of truth we have in Ilomosexuals are sinners, just as I am, perform at the highest level you could. who are committing the sin of homo­ Catholicism, we cannot view homosexu­ and just as you are. Even if most homo­ The Church's role is to call people to sexuality that they are endangering al acts as a right. We must, on the con­ sexuals have a genetic predisposition holiness. Were the Church to conscious­ their immortal souls. trary, view the avoidance of such acts as toward a particular sin, they are still ly call homosexuals to a lesser state of But why does the Church believe an obligation. humans, and subject to the same rules perfection, it would be guilty of rank homosexual acts to be sins? There's no This isn't the only obligation we have as other humans. The Church's concept hypocrisy. need to go into it (if you want to know, as Christians, and it certainly cannot be of human solidarity often puts it on the Thus, if homosexual acts are wrong, ask Professor Rice). The Church's the Church's only focus. But in amongst side of protection the rights of the the Church cannot absolve people of authority rests on the "twin pillars" of everything else, it's important for the oppressed: i.e. the poor, the unborn. the homosexual acts en masse. On the con­ Tradition and Scripture. Both teach that Church to denounce homosexual acts deformed, the dying, those on death trary, the Church must be a moral re­ homosexual acts are wrong. Sorry to be mainly because there are many forces in row. source for homosexuals, all the more so so simplistic, but as Freud said, some­ our society and on our campus which But rights and responsibilities go times a cigar really is just a cigar. suggest that those acts are acceptable, hand in hand. The rights of the unborn Of course, some people would reason and maybe even good. People have a impose responsibilities on the mother. it out backwards: we know scientifically right not to be propagandized into Likewise, homosexuals are humans, that some people are homosexual in ori­ accepting false teachings. The position which not only gives them the right to Charles entation; therefore, homosexual acts of GLND/SMC is a false teaching. We live with dignity. but also imposes on must not be sins, since God is just and must reject it. them the responsibility of living up to loving, and how could he put homosexu­ That's why I generally support the universal norms of human behavior als in such a situation. Setting aside the school's current policy. Unfortunately, it (including the command not to engage Roth fact that we're placing ourselves in judg­ sounds like we're trying harder to pre­ in homosexual acts). ment over God (when our feeble minds vent "contamination" of our campus How could sexual orientation make cannot possible comprehend his infinite than to convert people from their sins. you different from everyone else in any if homosexuality is partially genetic. goodness, etc.), this statement simply This defensive Catholicism is decidedly important way? One's sexual orienta­ Would the Church be a greater resource doesn't follow logically. What about not the attitude Christ would want of us. tion does not substantially affect one's for homosexuals (or anybody else) if it original sin, which creates in us all an Indeed, I wonder whether it wouldn't capacity to think, or to act. It apparent­ became more "hospitable," but lost its orientation toward sin? Why should we send a more loving message for Notre ly does not affect your ability to have courage to stand up for what it believes? assume that an inclination toward Dame to ban membership in GLND/SMC "faith" in the existence of God, or in the If salt loses its flavor, what's it good for? homosexual acts is created by God? It altogether (we already ban membership Catholic Church. But some would have Precisely because the Church is unwill- might make sense in some other reli­ in fraternities, sec p59 of Du Lac). the Church say, patronizingly, to homo­ ing to go with the flow, it is a greater gious system, but not within the frame­ It may sound less loving, but as An­ sexuals: you're just different. We won't resource for homosexuals, and all peo- work of Catholicism. drew Sullivan pointed out in his recent hold you to the same standards as pie. That is why I just cannot conceive of talk, the Church has an obligation to be everyone else. Which is all to say, that so long as the homosexuals occupying a separate cate­ intellectually honest. If we really think That would be a very false form of Church considers homosexual acts to be gory from the rest of humanity. that homosexual acts could lead to eharity, indeed. Imagine for a second against the will of God (a.k.a. sins), it Homosexuals do not, by their choice or Hell-if GLND/SMC is so disordered as to some elementary school teacher who cannot fail to bring that point to the "discovery" (or whatever it is), become have no place on our campus-maybe believes (stupidly) that blacks have dif­ attention of all humans, of whatever ori- a different type of person. The world is we should do more than act negatively ferent intellectual capacities than whites entation. If the Church really loves not divided into two groups of people, to ban things. (i.e. less), and who therefore expects homosexuals (which it must), it cannot the gays and the straight (three if you less of the blaeks in his or her class. If fail to tell them that they are committing count bisexuals). We are all humans, Charles Roth is a second year law stu- you were black and got that sort of sin. If you accept (for one moment) three created by the some God. Homosexual dent. treatment, wouldn't it frustrate the heck propositions-there is a Hell, that sin people must, then , have the same rights out of you? That teacher would be fail- gets you there, and homosexuality is a and responsibilities as straights. Based .. - . . . . . ~ ...... ~ . . - ...... •o ...... • I ·• •O 'I .. •I •I •• •I I •• ...... "I a I I ••• "I .• " • I I I I o • I .. o ... I .0 .. 6 I • I 0o I • ~ .. & 6 •• ------

page 10 The Observer• WEEKEND Friday, February 17, 1995 mantras. Marilyn Duffy came to Notre Dame as a transfer student. Not too long after­ wards and she was chairing the The Wonder Years ... Transfer Orientation Committee herself. Marilyn's mother said, "She wanted to share with oth­ ers and help others ... Marilyn went full circle and came out Aren't you glad they're over? on top. She didn't let anything stand in her way." Some moments stand out for By KRIST A NANNERY some special event or another, parish-how he was a fine such a long trip in order to years in the memories of both Accent Editor someone will drag out the slide Catholic boy. The priest took understand my life at Notre parents and their children. projector, give it a little dusting, him in and let him stay the ma­ Dame." Michelle McCarthy, a Notre lean your room. Do and before you know it, every­ jority of the summer." He even How many times do you think Dame junior from Missouri, your homework. Walk one's a little misty eyed. eventually found a job as a the normal little kid hears the has loved soccer since first Cthe dog. Be home by Junior Parent's Weekend at landscaper. words, "You're not going out to grade. Her parents recollect two. Eat your veggies. Take Notre Dame and Sophomore Getting the kids out of the play until your homework i~ one memorable game: Michelle your vitamins. Wear your seat­ Parent's Weekend at Saint house often works out well for done!" Those words can and a teammate successfully belt. How often does your Mary's are thus especially everyone involved. Trent Bell, sometimes have a pretty big carried out a tricky play-at the average kid hear these phrases meaningful occasions for both a junior from Indianapolis, impact on the direction that lit­ last minute. The family was in in the course of a normal parties involved. says, "My parents and I relate tle kid's life takes. Take Vinnie the stands for the unforgettable week? Pretty often, anyone Surprisingly though, or per­ much better now since I've Herman for example. "My par­ event and say proudly of their would agree. Ask the kid and haps not so surprisingly, ask been away at school. We can ents used to make me rewrite daughter, "We've been compli­ they'll say "Too often." Yet no any Notre Dame or Saint actually hang out together now my papers when I was I kid mented for her sweetness and matter how many times they Mary's student or parent to (and drink a beer)." until I thought I would scream." kindness. She's always been a hear the words, no matter how name a particularly meaningful Now he's an English major. star in sports, but it has never loudly they might complain, the moment in their family's life, PW/SPW is often the first Some influences go even fur­ affected her." rooms get cleaned, the home­ and you're greeted by silence, a time that some parents ther back. In 1936, Sean Nor­ Eventually though, kids grow work gets done (eventually), the false start, a pause, then, "I J get to see the cosmopoli- ton's grandfather graduated up. They change. They have veggies get eaten, and if the don't know;" "There are just so tan mecca of South Bend, from Notre Dame with a major kids of their own. And before ~ parents are really lucky, the many;" 'Til need to think about Indiana. Some come from as in chemical engineering. Ex­ you know it, they're making r kids are home by two. this for a while;" ''I'll get back close by as Elkhart. Others actly sixty years later, Sean, the their own children eat their r It works both ways, of course. to you." Give people some time come from less exotic locales, third in his family to attend veggies and drink their milk. r The typical parent hears ''I'm though, and you'd be surprised like Hawaii. Kristi Broderick, a Notre Dame, will be graduating They've got their own kids to , hungry," "I don't feel well," "I at the spectrum and variety of Notre Dame junior, noted "My with exactly the same major. protect from Boogeymen and r don't want to go to school to­ the answers. parents are coming for JPW all Hard work will always pay off monsters under the bed. And r There are the somewhat in­ r day," and "Can I have gas the way from Hawaii. I really in the end is another one of they've got their own kids to get r money?" more frequently than significant things, made all the appreciate them for making those frequently heard parental misty-eyed over. r anyone would care to admit. more special by the emphasis , And parents are not only re­ placed on them. Little things , sponsible for simply bringing like crab legs, for instance. children into the world, but Craig Robinette says of his par­ they have the added responsi­ ents: "Every time I come home bility of wiping someone else's from break, my mom makes nose, doing someone else's me my favorite crab leg meal. dirty laundry, reading the same She knows it's my favorite. All silly, rhyming children's book my brothers and sisters join me until they know it by heart, and we have a family party." and horror-of-horrors, bearing And then there are parents the brunt of post-pubescent who like to keep their kids on moodiness and verbal abuse. If their toes. They talk about anyone deserves some form of "those crazy kids." How about recognition, it's a parent. "those crazy parents?" Flanner Admittedly, there are times junior Fred Wettermark's, cer­ when the members of the tainly fit that mold. He says, younger generation take advan­ "During my sophomore year my tage of their elders; they're parents just showed up one easy to rely on for pocket week completely unannounced. change, for cars, for sustenance We had a great time hanging and of course, as an added out together." perk, for love. Does absence make the heart There's more to this, though. grow fonder? The parents of More than gas money, made Christopher Lary had an inter­ beds, done dishes, and Disney esting experience last summer World. Try to deny it, but in when their son decided to do every young adult's mind, there something different. He got are moments when a parent's into his car and drove to a generosity is remembered espe­ place he'd never been to cially. These little events accu­ before-Martha's Vineyard. It mulate over the years and mix was a pretty long drive from his with the more important ones. home state of Iowa, especially Before you know it, it's ten considering he had no job and years later and the kids are all nowhere to stay once he got grown up. Maybe they've got there. His mother adds, "He kids of their own now. At wrote to the pastor of the

What our parents have done for us tucked us in•protected us from the Boogeyman•taught ~show to play ball• brought us into the wo.rld•wiped our : ·.· noses•taught us about God•thrown us brrthday par~ .···ties•made us take our vitamins•made us drink our fuHk,made us eat ou~ veggies•mended cu!s•wrote our absence notes•made our beds•done our dishes•read to us•watched every Disney movie in creation with us•paid the bills•checked under the bed for monsters•taught us how to read•played with us•cleaned our rooms•forgiven us•given us gas money•buttoned us up•taken us out for ice cream•made us pay our speeding tickets•played Santa•dried our tears•hugged us•been our personal chauffers•sat through endless little league games and dance recitals• let us stay up late on New Year's Eve•bragged about us to their friends•took us trick or treating•embarrassed us in front of prom dates•kissed it ~() make it better•bosted many a sleep over•told us they ·· · believe m us

What we've done for our parents made it this far•made our beds•cleaned the garage•called them on their birthdays•mowed the lawn•cleaned our rooms•done the dishes•done our homework•washed our hands•brushed our ~eeth•cleaned our rooms•said our first word•ate our veggies•drank our m1lk•took our vitamins•took out the garbage•driven carefully•worn our seatbelts•been home by 2•walked th~ dog•fed the cat•given them gas money•paid our speeding tickets• bundled tip in cold weather•remembered our umbrella•driven the speed . limit•hugged them

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With Ara Parseghian from left to right: Michael, 7; Christa, 3; Ara, 10; Marcia, 6 •8 PM SHE STOOPS TO CONQUER, WASHINGTON HALL By PAITI CARSON teer corporation which funds A,.,istant Accent Editor research that may lead to a cure for Niemann-Pick. unior Parents Weekend has Currently, geneticists are working arrived at last. You can bet to isolate the defective gene. They there will be families celebrat- are confident that the gene can be J ·, ing at Notre Dame this weekend, •· isolated within two years. Saturday laughing and enjoying everything, Increased funding will speed up living for the moment. the development of new therapeutic •1 PM MEN'S TENNIS VS. DUKE, But there are some members of strategies to treat victims of ECK PAVILLION the Notre Dame community who are Niemann-Pick; funding will also not celebrating this weekend. shorten the timetable for isolating •1 PM NO TRACK VS. MAR· Michael and Cindy Parseghian, both the gene. QUETTEIW. MICHIGAN Notre Dame graduates of 1977, are "The family hopes to raise one mil­ in a race against time to save the lion dollars by April. That is the •1 AND 2:30 PM SHENANIGANS lives of their three youngest chil­ goal," Humbert said. This money PERFORMS ANNENBERG AUDI­ dren. will fund four labs in which Their children, Michael, 7, Marcia, researchers will work for answers. TORIUM, SNITE MUSEUM 6, and Christa, 3, have been diag­ "This research may help not only •7 8c 9:30 ONLY YOU, CARROLL nosed with Niemann-Pick Type C my grandchildren but other children HALL, SMC disease, a genetic disorder that pro­ as well. It also may help thousands hibits the metabolism of cholesterol. of adults fighting heart disease, •7:30 & 9:45 PM INTERVIEW The disease is characterized as pro­ stroke, Alzheimer's Disease and WITH A VAMPIRE~ ANNENBERG gressive, degenerative, and until a other disorders that appear to be re­ cure is found, fatal. Ara, the oldest lated to the metabolism of choles­ AUDITORIUM, SNITE MUSEUM of the family's four children, is ten terol," Parseghian said. years old and does not have the dis­ A key ingredient in the Foun­ ease. dation's research program is a The children's grandfather is the Scientific Advisory Board. This legendary Notre Dame football coach Board consists of internationally rec­ Ara Parseghian, who led the Irish to 1• ognized molecular biologists, pathol­ two national championships. "As in I ogists, and geneticists. It is the job most of the events of my life, I will of these doctors to formulate the -~ocll Aro Po111ghloa · •1 1 AM WOMEN'S TENNIS VS. not accept this situation without a direction of research and to recom­ University of Notre Dame 11164·1974 ALABAMA, ECK PAVILLION fight," said Parseghian. He devoted Northwestern University 1956-1963 mend certain grant proposals to the ten years of his coaching career to Miami University (Ohio) 1951-1955 Foundation. •1 :30 TO 4:30 PM BALTIC CELE· Notre Dame and now Parseghian is "Both Michael and I graduated BRATION FESTIVAL, HESBURGH fighting for something of vital from Notre Dame." said Cindy importance-the lives of his Parseghian, mother of the children CENTER grandchildren. with Niemann-Pick. Michael gradu­ •2 PM THE BALTIMORE CON· Michael showed symptoms first. ated with a premedicine degree and "His motor skills were deteriorating molecular cardiologist with expertise Cindy graduated with a degree in ac­ SORT, WASHINGTON HALL and he wasn't healthy," the chil­ in the area of Niemann-Pick Type C counting. They are now using their dren's aunt, Kristan Humbert said. disease. Dr. Parmacek said, "With medical and financial knowledge to "Michael underwent an unbe­ this disease, diagnosis is usually save their children. lievable amount of testing. The dis­ between the ages of five and ten "What we remember most is the ease actually took two years to diag­ years, and the average child then community spirit at Notre Dame," nose," Humbert added. The two lives about ten years. Cindy Parseghian said. "The prayers smallest girls have also been diag­ The disease is extremely rare. As are greatly appreciated and very nosed with Niemann-Pick, which, few as 500 cases of Niemann-Pick helpful. We need that support right Movies according to the aunt, is a bizarre Type C have been diagnosed in the now." phenomenon. United States, according to The Parseghians have contributed UNIVERSITY PARK EAsT The disease is complicated and Parmacek. significantly to the Notre Dame com­ PULP FICTION 2, 5: 15, 8:45 takes a toll on the body rather quick­ Currently there is no treatment for munity. Now the family asks for QUIZ SHOW 1:30, 4:10, 7, 9:40 ly. When the cholesterol accumu­ the disease. Research is key; in the Notre Dame's support and prayers. LEGENDS OF THE FALL 1:30, 4:15, 7:10, lates within the cells of the spleen, meantime the children are kept on In recent literature published by 9:55 liver, and brain, the nervous system strict diets to avoid cholesterol. his medical research foundation, Ara BILLY MADISON 1 :45, 4, 7. 9 becomes damaged. "The children can eat absolutely Parseghian said: "To paraphrase BEFORE SUNRISE 2:10, 4:50, 7:30, 9:45 The body deteriorates and speech the Notre Dame fight song, 'What no fat. And they take a lot of vita­ DUMB & DUMBER 2, 4:30, 7: 15 becomes slurred. The vision mins. Each evening they take prim­ though the odds be great or small, HIGHER L..E:ARNING 9:30 becomes impaired, as does balance. rose oil," Humbert said. "We've with your help, we will win over For this reason, all of the corners of even concocted some new specialties all."' tables and furniture in the house are since the kids can't have meat or fat. UNIVERSITY PARK WEST (JN UP MALL) padded so that Michael does not Recently we've developed 'Turkey For more information, BOYS ON THE SlOE I :45, 4:20. 7, 9:40 hurt himself. As the disease pro­ McNuggets. "' please contact: NOBODY'S FOOL 2, 4:40, 7: 15, 9:40 gresses into its final stages, demen­ As a result of the family crisis, the Ara Parseghian Medical Research THE BRADY BUNCH MOVIE 2: 15, 4:30. tia and seizures occur. Parseghians have developed the Ara Foundation 6:45,9 A recent article In The Chicago Parseghian Medical Research Post Office Box 65662 Tribune quoted Dr. Michael Foundation. It is a nonprofit volun- Tucson, Arizona 85718 Parmacek, a University of Chicago (602) 324-3816 page 12 The Observer • SPORTS Friday, February 17, 1995 • COlLEGE ROUND·UP Tar Heels blow out Clemson, take lead in ACC Associated Press for-21 from the field in the Camby, who hadn't played opening period. The Tar Heels since Feb. 1, when he strained went on a 15-0 run during the his left hamstring, was ex­ Second-ranked North Tigers' dry spell and opened up pected to miss three weeks. Carolina extended its NCAA a 23-5 lead 12 1/2 minutes into The 6-foot-11 sophomore, how­ record 20-win seasons to 25 the game. Williams sank con­ ever, entered the game after straight Thursday night, getting secutive 3-pointers 49 seconds four minutes to thunderous 24 points from Donald Williams apart during the spurt. applause. UMass ran off 10 in a 66-39 victory over consectuive points to take a 12- Clemson. Pat Sullivan, sidelined all sea­ 2 lead, then posted a 13-2 run son after back surgery on Dec. to turn a 16-10 game into a 29- The Tar Heels (20-2, 10-2 8, saw his first action for the 12 romp with 8:06 to go in the Atlantic Coast Conference) Tar Heels and scored his first first half. upped their record against the two points of the season on a Tigers in Chapel Hill to 41-0 pair of free throws 2:40 before Duquesne made just 18 per­ and moved one game in front of intermission. Buckner's dunk cent (6-for-33) of its first-half No. 7 Maryland and No. 16 with 35 seconds left in the first shots. The Dukes never got Virginia in the league standings half kept the Tigers from its closer in the second half than with four ACC games remain­ season-low point total for a 64-48. ing. North Carolina, which half. which was 13 at Virginia pushed its all-time record earlier in the season. UMass was ranked No. 1 in against Clemson to 98-14, plays The closest the Tigers got in the country when it beat at Virginia on Sunday. the second half was 18 points. Dusquesne by 50 points last month in Pittsburgh. Since Williams, who matched his then, it has been a difficult time season-high point total, sank No. 5 Massachusetts 73, for the Minutemen. six 3-pointers, including 4 of 6 Duquesne 56 in the first half, while Greg They needed overtime to beat Buckner led the Tigers with 15 Lou Roe scored 20 points and West Virginia, then downed St. points. Marcus Camby surprisingly Bonaventure before losing returned to action to add 11 as Camby in the victory over St. Clemson (13-8, 3-8) decided No. 5 Massachusetts easily de­ Joseph. to attack the taller Tar Heels feated Duquesne 73-56 Without Camby, UMass lost to from the outside, but managed Thursday night. George Washington and was to hit only 2 of 12 3-pointers in trailing Rutgers at the half the first 20 minutes while play­ Derek Kellogg had 13 of his when that game was suspended ing its deliberate offense. 16 points by halftime as the because of a student protest. A The Tigers missed eight Minutemen (19-3, 10-2 Atlantic victory over Southwestern straight shots - five from long 1 0) rolled to a 41-19 intermis­ Louisiana was followed range - and went without a sion lead. Tom Pipkins scored Tuesday night by a second loss point during an eight-minute to George Washington - The Observer/ Jake Peters 19 points for Duquesne (8-14, Dante Calabria, shown here last season against Notre Dame, helped stretch as North Carolina took 5-9). UMass' first home loss in 42 control. Clemson ended up 5- North Carolina secure its 25th consecutive 20-win season with a 66-39 games. victory over Clemson last night.

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By CHRIS SHERIDAN Showalter said. Associated Press The workout lasted about 2 1- Baseball's grapefruit 2 hours, and Showalter, the FORT LAUDEHDALE, Fla. and cactus season coaches and trainers left after­ On the first day of spring ward to attend the union meet­ training, all the essential ele­ ing in Orlando. ments were there - players in "I've certainly listened to pinstripes, a manager watching everything the ownership side over them and temperatures has had to say, and I'm going to hovering near 80 degrees with listen to everything the players' a cool, oeean breeze. union has to say." It was all so perfeet Thursday Yankees owner George as the New York Yankees Steinbrenner also came to opened camp, but it was all so camp and used the opportunity wrong, too. to call for an immediate · Baseball was back, but it resumption of negotiations with wasn't the real thing. some "new faces at the bar­ There were 27 players in gaining table." Yankees uniforms, but they The two sides haven't met were not the real Yankees. together since spurning They were low-level minor lea­ President Clinton's demand for New York (AL) v;uers and replae.ement players, Ft. Lauderdale a settlement earlier this month not the heroes the fans wanted at the White Bouse. Acting to see on this day usually antici­ commissioner Bud Selig and pated more than any other once When teams report to spring training union head Donald Fehr spent Pitchers/ Pitchers/ the World Series ends. catcher-s Ful.l squad three of the past five days testi­ ... I~~~ ...... 9.1J.eo.Minnesota TWins Feb. 20 Feb. 25 contemplating legislation that strike for the 1 89th straight Boaton Red Sox Feb. 21 Feb. 24 Montreal Expoa Feb. 19 Feb. 21 22 day, and many of them met Cellfornla Angels Feb. 17 Feb. 22 New York Meta Feb. 17 Feb. would bring an end to the Chicago Cuba Feb. 20 Feb. 25 New York Vankeea Feb. 16 Feb. 21 with their union head in Chicago White Sox Feb. 18 Feb. 22 Oakland Athletics Feb. 19 Feb. 20 strike. Feb. 22 Cincinnati Reds Feb. 17 Feb. 22 Phlladelphle Phillie& Feb. 17 "I'm a little embarrassed for Orlando. No other formal work­ Cleveland Indiana Feb. 18 Feb. 23 Plttaburgh Plrat.a Feb. 18 Feb. 22 23 outs were held by the other 27 Colorado Rockies Feb. 17 Feb. 22 San Diego Padrea Feb. 20 Feb. the fans that we couldn't get Detroit Tlgera Feb. 17 Feb. 22 San Francisco Olanta Feb. 16 Feb. 21 teams, although pitchers and Florida Marlins Feb. 18 Feb. 23 Seattle Marinara Feb. 16 Feb. 21 this settled after seven months Houaton Aatros Feb. 17 Feb. 22 St. Louis Cardinals Feb. 16 Feb. 21 or so," Steinbrenner said. "We catchers did l"llport at several Kan-• City Royala Fsb. 20 Feb. 23 Texaa Rang•r• Feb. 17 Fsb. 17 other training sites. Loa Angelea Dodgera Fsb. 17 Feb. 22 Toronto Blue Jaya Feb. 19 Feb. 19 haven't lost the fans, but some The fans stayed away, too. AP/Ed De Gase.-o day in the not too distant future At Fort Lauderdale Stadium, around talking to each other. were allowed. "A lot of these guys probably we may." despite the free admission, row Nobody asked the players for "We told them just to throw haven't swung wooden bats in The replacement players, upon row of seats were empty. autographs because practically fastballs. We don't want any­ years,' Showalter said when meanwhile, were enjoying When practice began, fewer nobody had heard of any of body showing up hurt tomor­ asked if aluminum bats might themselves. than 50 people were there. The these guys. row," manager Buck Showalter have helped. Almost none of those at attendance topped out at about The manager and coaches said. "We had some broken bats Yankees camp have major 75 an hour later. Normally, a went through the motions, The batting also was substan­ out there, but that was off our league - or even Triple A - couple hundred would turn out watching players with far infe­ dard. During 20 minutes of bat­ batting practiee pitchers. Our experience, but they were for the opening of camp. rior skills. ting practice, not a single ball regular players break bats, too, wearing real Yankees pants, llol dog vendors, souvenir The pitchers had about 30 was hit to the outfield fence or but they're hitting against real Yankees caps and real vendors and seeurity guards sat tosses apiece. No curveballs over it. Melido Perez and Steve Howe," Yankees practice blues.

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JPW HOURS: FRIDAY 9:00 a.m. to 5:00p.m. SATURDAY 9:00 a.m. to 5:00p.m. - SUNDAY 8:00a.m. to 4:00p.m. page 14 The Observer • SPORTS Friday, February 17, 1995 •NBA Knicks torch Heat, led by Ewing and Mason Associated Press points in the first quarter, fin­ celebrated the arrival of Clyde 17 of 26 shots in the period for but by then, the Rockets were ished with 20 for New York. Drexler with a 105-89 victory 41 points and an 85-64 lead. settling on a final margin as Patrick Ewing scored 13 of John Starks scored just six over the Charlotte Hornets on Charlotte lost another half­ they beat Charlotte for the 15th his 22 points in the decisive points and aggravated a left Thursday night. game of its lead in the Central time in 17 meetings. Drexler second quarter, and Anthony shoulder strain. With a smile on his face, Division. Second-place finished with eight points, five Mason added 22 points and 14 Mason, who made nine of 10 Drexler got into the starting Cleveland now trails by a game, rebounds, two assists and two rebounds Thursday night to shots, led the Knicks reserves, lineup to begin the third quar­ and third-place Indiana trails turnovers. lead the New York Knicks to a who outscored their Heat coun­ ter, missing his first two shots by two games. The Hornets Olajuwon went 14-for-23 and 96-87 victory over the Miami terparts 33-6. before sinking a 3-pointer at have lost both games they've added 14 rebounds. Kenny Heat. The victory was the For the Heat, Glen Rice the 8:37 mark. Already ener­ played since the All-Star break. Smith had 19 points. Mario Elie Knicks' lOth in their last 13 scored 15 of his 33 points in the gized by the prospect of Drexler sat out the last six got 12, and Breaux and Chucky road games. third quarter, slicing Miami's Drexler's play, the Rockets hit minutes of the fourth period, Brown had 11 each. The loss was the first in two deficit to 71-64. Kevin Willis games for Miami's new coach, added 20 points and 16 Alvin Gentry, who took over for rebounds. Willis scored six the fired Kevin Loughery prior straight points to cut New to Tuesday's 112-99 victory York's lead to 78-72, but after over Milwaukee. The teams Anthony Bonner was ejected for meet again Friday night in New committing a flagrant foul on York. After getting blanked in a Matt Geiger, Herbert Davis foul-plagued first quarter. nailed a jumper and Starks led Ewing, who had 12 rebounds, a fast break that Mason con­ outscored the Heat 13-11 in verted into a three-point play New York's 28-11 second quar­ for an 85-72 Knicks lead with ter. helping the Knicks to a 50- 5:50 remaining. 39 lead at halftime. Miami made just five of 23 Rockets 105, Hornets 89 shots in the quarter for 21.7 percent, leading to a season­ ~MOVIES 10 Hakeen Olajuwon scored 29 low output for a quarter. points and grabbed 14 re­ Derek Harper, who scored 11 bounds as the Houston Rockets The Largest

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*Any packets received after this date will not be considered for funding. - page 16 The Observer • SPORTS • Victory Violence escalating in the continued from page 20 United Kingdom when the Vikings went on a 16- 8 run. Notre Dame's lead By CLARE NULIJS been implicate(} in match-fiX­ remained between five and Associated Press ing scandals in Malaysia and Singapore. seven points until a flurry of ZURICH. Switzerland•· -Two fans were killed at Cleveland State scoring in the FlFA president Joao gamesin Italy and Fral)ce. last minute of the game tied Havelange on Thursday angrl• _, Manchester United f{)r- the score. ly brushed aside critiCism that ward Eric Cantona was sus- The lead changed hands soccer's governing bc:>dy is do• pended for ·the rest of the sea- often in the extra frame, but ing too little to combat tbe vlo~ s()n after be jumped into a two baskets by Gaither put the lence and scandal~ ··· cf(>wd hi attack. an ahu!l1ve Irish ahead for good. Stacy Havelange . . · pl~nte4 >sp~ctatorlast motltlj:· :.· r Fields hit two free throws with Wednesday night's ra:mpage at·... ''Don;\. blam~ ·the st;>cial just seconds on the clock for the Ireland-England game in · prl)bleJnS of a countryon soc­ the final margin of victory. Dublin on local security and cer,'' Havelange sahL "The Gaither scored over 30 points said the hooliganism sh{)Qld national federati(:)ns are for the second time this season, not stop England from being responsible for what happen the first also coming against host to the 1996 European on the pitch, but in the tar- Cleveland State. She also Championship. races it is up to the security pulled down a career high 16 "Because of a localized forces or police." rebounds. problem which should be dealt The violence in Dublin Freshman Mollie Peirick with by local authorities, stopped an English national scored a career-high 20 points England does not deserve to team game for the first time and dished out nine assists. have a sporting right with· ever. English fans broke wood-, Letitia Bowen poured in 18 drawn," he said. en seats and hurled them at points, scoring in double fig­ "We reject any responsibily the Irish spectartors beneath ures for the sixth straight of FIFA in such incidents them Wednesday night, fore- game. because violence is not in foot• ing officials to stop the exhibi- "We didn't get much help ball, violence is in society," tion match after 28 minutes. from our bench," said McGraw. Tlle Observer/Kyle Kusek FIFA general secretary Sepp Police arrested about 40 "The starters got tired down Junior Stacy Fields hit the clinching free throws in last night's 83·79 Blatter said. "We through the people Jrom England and the stretch which allowed overtime victory at Cleveland State. national associations, t}le three from Ireland, and 40 Cleveland State to get some clubs. the players and the con~ people were treated at a }los- easy baskets." federations, we are making a pital for various i{ljuries, in Notre Dame remains unde­ lot of educational work on fair one caso a fractured skull. An feated in MCC play, with a 15-7 play ·and instructions~ But 'We Irish man in .his· 60s died of a overall mark. The Irish travel cannot control the crowd/~ !iii> he~ attack. while lC:JaVing the to Philadelphia Saturday to take on LaSalle. atch Out orld Since last summet~s World stadium, although police said Cup in the United States; he ~ellth was riot Ahought to -about 9Q play~r~:;;b.~X~ .

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The Observer • SPORTS Friday, February .17, 1995 Irish look to stop Tide By TIM SHERMAN Crimson Tide. Assistant Sports Editor "Alabama is a very solid team," Louderback noted. "Their #2 and #3 The 15th ranked Notre Dame singles players are both ranked in the women's tennis team will be one of the top 80." many events on this Junior Parents That means junior Holyn Lord and Weekend's slate of Irish athletic events senior captain Laura Scwab will have with a match against top thirty their work cut out for them. Alabama at 11 am on Saturday in the "IIolyn and Laura have played well Eck Tennis Pavilion. for us," Louderback said. "We need "This is a very big weekend," Irish to continue to do so." coach Jey Louderback said. "It will be Lord, along with classmates Wendy good for the parents to actually see a Crabtree, Sherri Vitale, and Meredith match." Siegfired will have the added pressure It will also be good for the Irish to of playing in front of their parents and face another ranked team. Alabama not getting caught up in the hectic enters the match coming off a key win weekend. over Miami (Fla.) and will definitley be To help alleviate some off the pres­ a challenge for the 3-3 Irish. sure, Louderback made a schedule "They are just another solid oppo­ change from past years. nent for us," Louderback said. "In the past, we've played two or "Starting with Duke (three matches three matches," Louderback ago), we face nine straight teams explained. "Maybe we haven't done as ranked in the top thirty. It is tough well as we should have. Hopefully this right now, but I think it is good in the year with just one match we should do Junior Sherri Vitale and the Irish women's tennis team will face a tough test Saturday when long run." Alabama visits the Eck Pavilion. better." But for now, the focus is on the Notre Dame has been woeful away from home this season, Fordha01 winning just two of 11 games continued from page 20 away from the friendly Joyce ~Countrg j{arvester Presents Center. Without its leading scorer, Fordham (8-14) doesn't pose Butler bombed Notre Dame by the stiffest road test of the sea­ 16 just two nights ago. And that son, but the Rams could still IRISH.VILLAGE came in the wake of two of the cause problems for the reeling Authentic wood replicas of Notre Dame Buildings worst losses in Irish history-a Irish. 37 -point defeat against UCLA Forward Ryan Hunter leads The Village is Growing! and a 39-point loss to Fordham with 14.2 points per Kentucky. game and John Henry adds •Walsh Resilience had been a trade­ 10.7. We are Pleased to Announce •Dillon mark of the Irish this season. Ryan Hoover, Notre Dame's Additions to our Collection of •Howard Hall •Morrissey Manor They repeatedly bounced back second-leading scorer with 10 Notre Dame Buildings from tough defeats, stringing points per game, will likely re­ •Law School •School of Architecture together a few victories in a turn to the lineup Saturday af­ Welcome Junior Parents! row to stay comfortably above ter missing the Butler game . 500 with an ankle injury . 10%off all IRISH VILLAGE Buildings. But Wednesday's loss to Friday and Saturday only. Butler marked the first time lll~f~Yf~J.. I~ Browse among our other unique that Notre Dame had lost two [(flf1AUY UawsFJJ games in a row this season. 'I, HI~ handcrafted items. mmucru third straight could be disas­ Visit us in the lower level of 71/R IJNIVRil.WTY ltl trous. f) liS l~ll\1J~Il LaFortune Student Center! 631-6714 MlTRR /JMf/{

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• WOMEN'S BASKETBALl. Notre Dame Three in needsOT for victory a woe? By MEGAN MCGRATH Spons Writer By JASON KELLY Associate Sports Editor Most college basketball coaches have their fair share of It's not too late to spoil the party. The Notre gray hair, earned from such Dame men's basketball team still has three traumas as injuries to leading chances to ruin an otherwise respectable season. scorers and huge leads evapo­ Fordham is the foe Saturday at 6 p.m. at rating in the second half. Madison Square Garden in the first game of an If Notre Dame women's Apex Challenge doubleheader that features Siena coach Muffet McGraw doesn't against Manhattan in the nightcap. have a few streaks of gray, What once seemed like a certain appearance in Thursday night's 83-79 over­ the National Invitation Tournament for Notre time victory at Cleveland State Dame now awaits the outcome of Saturday's could have added a few. game and the season's final two contests against Thursday afternoon the team Marquette and Loyola (Ill.). was forced to send leading Losses in two of those three games would leave scorer Beth Morgan back to the Irish, who now stand at 14-10, searching for Notre Dame in order to un­ shelter come March. They likely need to win two dergo tests on her knee. of their last three to secure an NIT bid. Without Morgan in the lineup, But that-like everything else that involved this Notre Dame lacked the scoring team in recent weeks-is easier said than done. punch to knock Cleveland State out. see FORDHAM I page 18 Three Notre Dame players scored in double figures, led by sophomore Katryna Gaither with 31, but the remaining six players combined for just 14 points. Th'. . f h 1· h The Irish blew a 19 point IS IS a must wm game or t e ns Sf (14-10), who are hurting after losing two lead midway through the sec­ games in a row for the first time this ·~ ond period, and couldn't seem season. Ryan Hoover is expected to to put the Vikings away until return to the lineup Saturday after missing the Butler game with an ankle late in the overtime. injury. Fordham (8-14) boasts 14-point "I was a little disappointed scorer Ryan Hunter and John Henry with our defense in the second who averages 10.7 points per game. half," McGraw said. The Irish are a woeful 2-9 away from The Irish were up 61-43 with home this season. nine minutes to play in the half The Observer/Brandon Candura Sophomore center Marcus Young will attempt to move the Irish closer to securing an NIT see VICTORY I page 16 bid against Fordham Sunday at Madison Square Garden in New York. The Observer/ Robert Bollman, Jr .

• TRACK & fiElD Irish home for dual meet indoor portion of the 1995 season. Marquette, Western The men's squad through three events this season has shown the consistency in Michigan to visit the distance events that head coach Joe Piane has come to count on and received Loftus on Saturday an injection of enthusiasm in the sprint Special to the Observer events with the addition of freshmen Errol Williams and Allan Rossum. Williams has brought home two indi­ The Fighting Irish men's and women's vidual titles in the 55 high hurdles in his track and field teams will welcome the first three collegiate meets, winning the Golden Eagles of Marquette and the Midwestern Collegiate Conference cham­ Broncos of Western Michigan to the pionships with a 7.43 second time and Loftus Sports Center for a double dual bringing home the Central Collegiate meet this Saturday. Field Events begin at Championship from Ann Arbor, Mich., a noon while running events are scheduled week ago. to kick off at 1:00pm with the running of The ever-improving women's program the women's 800 meters. comes into the double dual meet after The Marquette/W. Michigan meet will finishing fourth at the Michigan State serve as a tune-up for the Irish as they Invitational a week ago. It was a record­ setting day for the Fighting Irish with two Photo courtesy of Notre Dame Sports Information look to the Alex Wilson Invitational a Co-captain Lisa Junek, along with Erica Peterson, will try to help the Irish hurdle week from Saturday to conclude the school records falling in East Lansing. Marquette and Western Michigan in a double dual meet at Loftus on Saturday.

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