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Let 'meow'-t Procter & Gamble introduce fake fats But substitutes must pass FDA By of foods containing fat substitutes," Swan- Daily Evergreen Staff son said. "The FDA has to find ways to listen up chubbies! regulate the substitutes of fat." Good news about fat substitutes may be Fat is the most concentrated source of coming your way. energy, contributing nine calories per And it may be before you get too old to gram. Protein and carbohydrates contribute care -unless the Food and Drug Adminis- . approximately four calories per gram, tration waits another 17 years. Swanson said. Some dietary fat is essential Procter and Gamble has spent $100 mil- to enable the body to function properly, lion to $200 million since 1987 to put a fat such as transporting iat soluble vitamins A substitute called Olestra on the market, D, E and K and is also a source of essen~ Barry Swanson, professor of Food Science tial fatty acids necessary to assure good and Human Nutrition, said. The patent health. expired after 17 years. "The American consumer eats fat as 40 "Approval of the Procter & Gamble peti- to 50 percent of its calories" Swanson tion to use Olestra for frying of snack said. "Fat feels good, tastes 'good, gives foods and/or formulation of salad dressings you energy. Why would we want to live is the most important pending regulatory without fat?" step," Swanson said. Simplesse, a substance already on the "Congress is currently considering a bill market, is a fat replacer - not to be con- to . e~tend one expired patent and three fused with fat substitutes. Fat replacers existinq patents to enable Procter and have some disadvantages that cause them Ga.mble to retain exclusive rights to the to be less desirable than fat substitutes. unique fat substitute Olestra for a selected period," he said. "Fat replacers do not contribute to the heat stability, texture, mouth-feel, flavor, Whether or not to put fat substitutes on aroma or satiety of fats in foods," Swan- the market is a big issue facing the FDA son said. he said, because they have learned that consumers go to extremes. Fat replacers do not have smooth mouth-feel, which depends on the size of Staff photo by Joan I(erlin Swanson cited examples such as the ice crystals in frozen foods. Fat replacers Kittens at the Moscow Humane Society, although too young to be ado~ted yet, Alar scare and the over consumption of have large crystals which cause a grainy are already climbing the walls. The Humane Society does not put anlmal~ to saccharine and other artificial sweeteners mouthfeel. Fat replacers also have calories sleep, so many make the society a permanent home. See Page 7 for stones. as having made the FDA wary. "Consumers may make their whole diet See Substitute: page 6 Measles vaccination to affect 2,000 students gram Administrator Randy Thompson said. By BRENDA LIBBY Students that receive the shot through Student Health Daily Evergreen Staff will be vaccinated for two types of measles: measles, also Freshmen and transfer students must show documented called hard measles or rubeola, and German measles, also proof of measles immunity before Nov. 6 or their pre- called three-day measles or rubella. registration packets will be pulled and they will not be The shot, called MMR for measles, mumps and rubella, allowed to pre-register. will not cause students to be sick or feel any reaction, i While most people had to have measles vaccinations for Mopdy said. . entry into the public school system, approximately 2,000 . "Last year WSU got approval to make documentation of students are affected by the policy requiring them to show measles vaccination mandatory," Moody said. Rather than proof of vaccination, Dr. Tim Moody said. try to vaccinate all current WSU students, Student Health Those affected by the policy have four options to ensure is just targeting all incoming students. Measles, which are they receive their pre-registration packet on time. highly contagious and can cause death, have symptoms First, students can show proof with a vaccination record including fevers, red eyes and a bright red rash. from elementary or secondary school, Moody said. If there were an epidemic here, people who had not If students have no form of proot to show, there are been vaccinated would be excluded from class, Moody two options available, Moody said. said. One option is to get the measles shot itself, and the If students are unable to get vaccinated for some rea- other is to pay a fee to get a blood test for immunity. son, a waiver is available, Moody said, but these students The measles shot is free to students through Student will be the first to be excluded from classes. Staff photo by Paul Minckler Health, but not all the students will be able to receive their Student Health is open in the evening until 8 p.m. for Laurie Hannahs, sophomore, receives a measles shots if everyone waits until the last minute, Well ness Pro- students to get measles shots. shot from Betty Blain Wednesday at Student Health. ASWSU awards $300 for 'Take Back the Night' CORRECTION By JOHN KOSII..tIl. wanted approval for this because the University of Washington are ters at the UW are starting to The Daily Evergreen would I think it is a very positive thing. starting to reflect here and we are reflect to our greek system," Kirk . & KIM ATKINSOJ\( like to apologize for incorrectly Women need to feel secure at trying to stop that," Kirk said. said. "We are trying to stop Daily Evergreen Staff night. " Future programs include a that." identifying WSU student Mich- A woman will not have to fear Advocates for the program, greek run and group nicknamed Aldridge described a new pro- elle M. McGowan in Wed- walking home alone at night if including former ASWSU Senator "Gamma" that will patrol Greek gram Pan/IFC has organized, in nesday's newspaper as the stu- ASWSU Senate has its way. Carolyn Cook, explained to the Rowan "socially active nights which greek houses adopt their dent killed in the Sunday car The Associated Students of senate that advertisements will such as Wednesday, Friday and surrounding non-greek neighbors. accident. WSU Senate at a meeting carry ASWSU's name and will Saturday," Kirk said. The Adopt-a-Block program WSU student Michelle Lynn Wednesday night voted to boost its credibility. The group was formed in was created to increase coopera- "Shelley" McAdam died in the approve $300 in funds for the In other business, Bill Kirk, IFC response to incidents that recently tion between greeks and their one-car rollover on the Pasco- "Take Back the Night" march, president, and Johnni Aldridge, took place in the University of neighbors, she said. Kahlotus road at about 6 p.m. which will go toward advertising Panhellenic president, discussed Washington greek system, where And finally, ASWSU announced near Pasco, according to Wash- several fights were reported and a the Oct. 27 event. the obligations of Pan/IFC officers that it was removed from the ington State Patrol reports. and upcoming programs. woman lost her eye. Senator Carrie Johnson, a state's Adopt-a-Highway program We apologize for the error. sponsor of the bill, said, "I "The problems of chapters at "The problems of greek chap- after a lack of participation. Page 2 The Daily Evergreen Thursday, October 8, 1992 334-2535 • 334-2535 • 334-2535

• Zoology Club meeting at 7 tonight in Science 306. Everyone waste your Pizza Dollars!!! who is interested is welcome to attend. r:------.., Mon-Tue-Wed - 5:00 to 8:00pm • Black Happy will be performing at 8 p.m. Friday in the CUB Ballroom. Albert Figures and My Name will be the opening bands. Delivery $289.Al1YOUCANEAT Tickets are on sale in the CUB, and are $5 with WSU 10 and $8 & without. Remaining tickets will be sold at the door. SAJo PO;,&T~~!Tuired.. $ "AII Day Everydayl" • Horse Sports Club meeting at noon today in Bustad 210. Bring your lunch. Anyone interested is welcome. $2 00 FISHBOWLS OF • College Republicans meeting at 7 tonight in CUB 214-216. w•• t!..mng+;:~~r~2~~,.close Come join us! Everyone .is welcome. ' HOURS: Monday-Wednesday & Saturday 1hOO to 10:00 • Pre-Vet Club meeting at 7 tonight in Bustad 210. Elections will +tax Thursday - Friday 1hOO to 11:00 be held for this year. Anyone is welcome. 1 Sunday Delivery 10:00 to 10:00 16 - •1 topping • The College of BUSiness and Economics is proud to present the Fall 1992 DeYoung Executive-In-Residence, Mr. Richard K. Add Toppings $1 Donahue, President and COO of NIKE, Inc. He will present a pub- lic address titled "NIKE: The Global Dream" at 8 tonight. The 320z. Coke 50( address will take place in the CUB Auditorium.

• The Power of One, a movie about apartheid in South Africa, will be shown at 7 tonight at .St, Thomas More, N.E. 820 B St. Everyone is welcome.

• Beta Alpha Psi/Accounting Club welcomes KPMG Peat Marwick at 7 tonight in CUB 8-258. Social will follow. The Men of • Pre-Law Club meeting at 5:30 p.m. today in Todd 405. We will be discussing our Constitutional Amendments and the Mock Trial. ,~-pmGAMMA1)ELTA • The Institute for Interdisciplinary Inquiry presents a series of visiting scholars addressing the topic "Evolution and our Self- Would Like To Congratulate Image." Tonight's presentation is "The Reception of Darwinism in America," at 8 tonight in the Fine Arts Auditorium, with Keith Benson from the University of Washington, For more information ~%ia«LIee Ar, ~ on this lecture series, call 5-8611 or 5-3553. ~

"~::J • Join NARAL for a Political Awareness Training Session from 6 Our New p.m. to 9 p.m. in CUB 214. Call 5-3916 to sign up. Find out how your government works!! ISLANDER PRINCESS!

• WSU Cycling Club meets at 7:30 tonight in CUB 222. There is a mandatory meeting to plan the upcoming mountain bike race. Any and her court volunteers who would like to help are welcome. Call Pat at 5-3466 for details. cflaLy.9lakqf A • Sociology Club meeting at 8 tonight in Wilson 201. We will be r cxlngieq)andeemog KA e discussing the Walla Walla State Penitentiary trip. All majors are I welcome. Thankyou 9lacAetcl'nuU for a Great Year!

• The Palouse Empire Science Fiction Assoc. will meet at 8 tonight in Moscow, at Barleyhoppers. The meeting will take place in the library in the back. Call Bea at 334-4443 for more informa- tion.

• Incest Survivors Group is being offered at Counseling Services from 3 p.rn. to 4:30 p.m. Thursdays. Please call 5-4511 to arrange a screening interview.

• Early leadership Identification Conference: Are you a resident of the greek or residence hall system who would like to gain more leadership skills? Attend this conference Oct. 20. Call 5-4242 for details.

• Homecoming Team Reps: There is a meeting at 7 tonight in the CUB Gridiron Room. Any questions call Jen at 332-4397 or Adam at 332-0713. .

• Homecoming Competition: Comedy prelims from 4 p.rn. to 7 p.m. today in CUB AUD. Everyone is welcome.

• The Daily Evergreen will publish brief announcements for free. Drop off your announcement at the Student Publications office in the basement of Murrow at least a day before you would like it to run in The Evergreen. The Evergreen publishes announcements on a first-come, first-serve basis.

INTRODUCING Our First Special Seasonal Ale. RED SEPTEMBER All pints, All Beers $1.75, All day Saturday. $1.00 pints every SIEGE Tuesday from 5p.m. to close. WNlNfR OROS. PftIS(NIS INASSOClAlWNWlIH R[elNCY lNHRPRrnlS, H STUDIOCANAl+AHIl AlCOR filMS AHAHNONMllCHAN PII!IOUCIION AN ANORIW DAVISfUA SJfv[N S!AIW. TOMMYUl JIJN[S -UNO£Rslm!" IWlY ruSH IIlmROOlRIA. flnnml. keI =IOIU KlNNlY 1I'~fHANK TIDY.H.se ~ GARYCHANG udsJACK B. OlRNSUlN AND pmR MACCHfCOH-SCOn =~JONATHAN lAWTON I GARYGOlOSTflN IIlU f.lAWTDN rrD fi:IRi1I-~::1~m~¥d;;;!~g·;"'® ID_=_-.:::t' IIIIjIARNONMllCHAN, SllYfN SlAGAl AND SHVlN HfUTHlH ~ANORlW DAVIS ,_-:..~=~ OCTOBER 9TH Thursday, October 8, 1992 The Daily Evergreen Page 3 Seattle band to rock Pullman Obituary By BRETT OPPEGAARQ Metallica because it was a whole new style of music. It's that way with us and Alice." Assistant sports Editor As for the Michelle Lynn With a slightly more upbeat tempo than fellow grunge sound Seattle bands Alice in Ch.ains and Soundgarden, ~y Seattle is now '~Shelley" McAdam Sister's Machine makes Its way across 1-90 to give famous for, Pollock said area rockers a taste of the band's interpretation of Michelle Lynn "Shelley" at WSU. that label is the Emerald City's grunge. McAdam, a 19-year-old WSU Survivors include parents also not Quite Lead vocalist Nick Pollack and company will crank student, died in an automobile Bob and Linda McAdam of Bat- on target for out singles tonight at Murdoc's in Moscow from the accident Oct. 4 near Pasco. tle Ground, sister Allisha McA- the group. debut album "Diva," including the title track, the McAdam was born Jan. 28, dam of Battle Ground, grand- "I don't con- first single "I'm Sorry" and possible hits "Walk All 1973, in Spokane. parents Harold and Agnes Clem Over You" and ".Sunday." ., sider us a She lived in Clark County for of Tekoa and Ilene Ackerman of grunge band," The Machine IS the latest of the ever-increasing five years and graduated from Mesa, Ariz. number of nationally recognized bands coming out he said. Battle Ground High School in The funeral service will be of Seattle, and its roots run deep in the city. The "We're a bit 1991. Friday at 11 a. m. at Battle band was formed from the disbanding of an early more polished. McAdam was a Battle Ground Baptist Church. The stuff on installment of Alice in Chains and Mistrust. ' Ground rose float princess in Burial will follow at Lewisville this record is Besides Pollack, other band members are Owen 1990. Cemetery at Battle Ground. simple and Wright on guitar, Chris Ivanovich on bass and Chris She enjoyed drama, danc- The family suggests memo- easy to listen Gohde on drums. ing, tennis and listening to rial donations be made to the to. " The group was awarded the Northwest Area Music country western music. Battle Ground Rose Float Com- The res- accolade for Best New Group of 1991. She had worked as a phar- mittee, P.O. Box 1347, Battle ponse from Regarding the. accusation. that ~he ,~and sounds macy technician for Southwest Ground, Wash. 98604. critics is posi- like Alice in Chains, lvanovlch said, We used to Washington Medical Center. Layne's Funeral Home of hear that a while ago, but not Quite as much any- tive, as 'four separate pub li- Nick Pollack McAdam studied hotel and Battle Ground is in charge of more. I think people say that because they need to restaurant management while the arrangements. relate our music to something. It's like when Metalli- cations gave near perfect scores to the debut album. ca's "Kill 'Em All" came out; any thrash band that The show is $6, and begins at 9 p.m. The bands came out after that I immediately compared to Big Time Adam and Dred Not will also debut. CUB emcees acoustical guest dimensional sound. .·Iatch on to the same concept. By EMILY ESTES'P':!i!I'. The show, is part of a trial run "We're interested in a more Borderline Staff of evening concerts in the CUB, intimate, low key setting," Andrea Wrapping up its two-day open testing student interests in the Shreve, ASWSU entertainment house, the CUB will feature a free coffee house style of entertain- chairwoman, said. concert by acoustical gUlt~rJst ment, Bill Vadino, assistant direc- ASWSU features more popular Michael GuleZian at 7:30 toniqht tor of the CUB, said. out of town groups, usually alter- g~~A§;:£i11 in the Lair. Now that the Lair is open until native rock, in the CUB Ballroom. The Division of Minority Affairs cordially invites you to a special ceremony Techni- 10 p. m. and study areas are Perhaps beginning next semester, in preparation for the move to the new cally and available in Mother's Cupboard Shreve said, ASWSU would like Multicultural Center Horace Axtell of the Nez Perce Tribe emotionally, and the End Zone, Vadino is to tap into WSU talent and feature will lead the ceremony at Gulezian is excited to see the CUB being uti- performers in the CUB. 5:15 TODAY an accom- lized for alternative purposes. Gulezian performed four or five All are welcome to attend. plished If successful, the ASWSU times at WSU in the late 1970s player on The following American Indian Tribes and Alaska Native Corporations are entertainment committee might and early 1980s, Vadino said. both the SIX represented at WSU. If you are Native American and have never been to our d 12- Center. please come in and introduce yourself and ad,d ~~ur tribe !o our list. an . n g Michael Gulezian s t r I . Aleut Iroquois , Shoshone acoustic guitars. Compared to 12- Bannock Kalispel Shuvak Inc. Blackfeet Kiowa Siler: string virtuoso Leo K.ottke, Gule- Bristol Bar Klallem Sioux-Assiniboine zian achieves a unique sound Natil'e Association Kokhanok Sioux-ForI Peck combining elements of Delta Caddo Koniag lnc. Sioux-Standing Rock Cavuse Lillie Shell Tribe of Sitnasuak blues, bluegrass, classical guitar Saturday, October 10th Cliacrow Chippewa Skokomish and jazz. .. 10:00 am Cherokee Lower Elwha Snoqualmie The intertWining bass, harmony Cheppewi Makah Spokane WSU Golf Course Chitawaka Mille Lacs Stilliguamish and .melody on the acoustic guitar Coeur d'Alene Muckleshool Suquamish is backed by cello, fretless bass Cotrille-Owhi Navajo Tlingif Coll"ille· Lakes Ne: Perce TIt/a/II] and percuss,ion. . . Colrille·Okallogan Nisquallv Turtle Mountain Gulezian s first recording Colville - Sinicst Nooksack Chippewa debut, "Unspoken. Intention," Colvilte . WenClchi North Carolina Lumbee Umatilla contained an nnpressive collection Confed. Salish and Kootenai Northern Chevenne Unalakleet Native Coufed , Tribes of Grand Ronde Oneida' . Corp, of solo guitar instrumentals. Cowlir: Osage Upper Skagit His latest recording, "Distant Cree Ouzinkie Wichifa Delaware of Pauite Wyandotte Memories and Dreams," includes WeSfem Oklahoma Pennacook Yakima voice and acoustic instruments Gras lelllre Potawatomi Yurok and creates a more colorful and Haida Shasta lnupiat Eskimo Shawnee ZllIIi Shoshone

Sponsored by the Center for Native American Students, Ku-Au-Mah . NAWA . AISES and the D,v,s,on of Minority Affairs.

HAPPEN TO BABY JANE? Friday 9:30 Saturday 7:00 Sunday 8:00 Two of Hollywood's greatest ladies team up to provide the screen with a macabre and eerie tole of a demented ex-child star 1 item & living with her invalid sisler RIGHT ON whose tensions lead to murder. 1 ~op& 14" 1 Salad TARGET! $8.00

THE FAMILY GAME Friday 7:00 Saturday 9:30 Hours: Sunday 6:00 Winner of the Best Picture Award Sun- Thurs 11am-I am in Japan, The Family Game Fri & Sat 11am-2am examines tradItional values of the middle doss under the strain of modern culture. A tutor hired to improve a son's grades soon disrupts the Ijve~ ?f the ent.ire -11 family in a surpnstnfJly CYnical look 'ht the obseSSion with success. TheDa 4 of Washington State University AID PERSPECTIVES Thursday, Oct. 8, 1992

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Unsigned perspectives are opinions of the Daily Evergreen opinion board, signed perspectives and columns are opinions of the author. Reader perspectives should be typed, double-spaced and less than 300 words. A name, signature and phone number must accompany letters. The Daily Evergreen reserves the right to edit for space and libel, and any material viewed overly obscene. Preference in printing will be given on a first come, first serve basis, unless letter does not meet guidelines, then the letter will be' printed when space is available. The long and short of ending life From the Left From the Right One of the inherent rights acquired at Once t e Will love, violates that person's rights. Even if the birth is the right to end one's own life. and desire of life joy, peace and Yicti.m--&tlOuld consent to the killing, it does It is neither the government's nor the is gone, so too is hope are all com- not matter. Their life is not theirs to give Church's place to decide whether a per- much of its ponents of the and take, and they cannot give up domin- son's life is worth living. worth, human condition. ion over that which they do not have. The opposition's argument relies heavily At that point, Living involves In November California voters will face a on the premise that life is "priceless" and death is an easier suffering. We vote similar to the Initiative 119 Right to must be saved at any cost. option than life. must accept it; we Die bill, which Washington voters defeated This, however, is faulty for the value of This does not must expect it; we last year. A close inspection of this bill life is subjective, Life and its value holds mean, however, must endu re it shows a very real threat to the personal different for everyone. that the severely with dignity and liberty of everyone. A life worth living to someone is con- depressed or panic attack sufferers should pride. A suffering person has the privilege The bill not only permits someone to ceivably a life not worth living to another. end their life to stop their suffering. of serving as an example for family and take their own life but forces doctors, The typical example is that of a termi- Though their situation is serious and friends by carrying a cross of burden in a against the Hippocratic Oath and their nally ill person dying slowly and painfully. demands immediate attention, they still Christ-like manner. moral conscience, to execute in the name No matter how much value and worth have several viable medical and psycho- To claim that suffering constitutes suffi- of compassion. Physicians must work in family members place on the dying per- logical options to choose from. cient cause to end ones life is a frightening precarious balance between the extremes sons life, it is ultimately that same person It is only when there are no options left precedent which displays a blatant disre- of prolonging life via machines at all costs, who must endure the pain and eventual and life has become torturous that a per- gard for the sanctity of life. Life is a gift and murdering for convenience. The bill death. son should consider suicide. granted by a gracious God. Life does not violates this balance. Only that person is in the position to And suicide it is. Hiding behind euphe- belong to man, but instead all life is under Worse, it allows relatives or designated weigh the quality of their life against the misms such as "euthanasia" and "death His dominion. This wondrous gift is merely surrogates of patients to decide whether or worth of life. with dignity" does not make the decision on loan, a gift to be used wisely and one not a patient should be killed. What if the They must decide if the pain and suffer- any cleaner or easier. day returned home. individual(s) making the decision acts out ing is too great that any possibility of an When searching one's soul for an It does not matter that a patient is going of selfish motives to inherit property? What enjoyable and enriching life is gone. answer to the euthanasia issue, it is to die; everyone will' at some point. The if the surrogate tires of the burden of a When all dignity is lost and the pain is important to follow a holistic perspective. question begs, at what point is it accept- sick relative or friend and selfishly executes nonstop, refusing to allow that person to Life should be considered equally able to take a life? them to relieve their own obligations? die is both cruel and inhumane. important at all levels. Jack Kevorkian, better known as the sui- This right and power is frighteningly Not to make light of a grave situation, !t then follows that no one life is supe- cide doctor, has muddied the debate by close to permitting the killing of other inno- but no one forces a person to mentally rior to another's. claiming assisted suicide is morally permis- cent people simply because they do not suffer and sit through an intolerable two sible. When? At what point of suffering live up to an arbitrary standard. Social Dar- hour movie. Objectively, this allows for the accep- does life. need to end? Who decides? winism and the elimination of undesirable Why then should a person be forced to tance of the fact that there are varying lev- Of the first four deaths Jack Kevorkian and burdensome groups with psychic or live through a mentally and physically els of quality of life. aided, none of the victims were terminally physical defects, such as the handicapped, intolerable life that may continue for A miserable life is no less important ill. This pathologist, who has never treated deformed children is possible. A very thin months or years? than a joyous one. a live patient, is usurping God and deter- line divides the right to kill from the obliga- Technically, each person is alone in life. The only difference is in the subjective mining who should die and who should tion to kill. They enter alone and leave the world viewpoint of the person. live. He determines whose decisions are alone. Ending one's life is not an announce- rational. He defines the ethical line dividing If we do not value life. If we do not Although no one gets a say in their own . ment of quitting or failure, yet rather one suicide and murder. value God's dominion over the gift of life, birth, they should have the option to end last demonstration of idealism - an ideal- He has indeed made the same grievous why is it morally wrong to take this next it. ism whose followers believe that life is mistake as his ancestor Adam. He under- logical step? It is an accepted fact that life is often important and should be enjoyed. stands the very real need of someone to difficult and those moments must be Suffering is not living; it is merely exist- make moral decisions and define human If there is no higher authority of God to endured. But in no way should it be suf- ing. behavior. He sees a need for God and has appeal to, then man is free to decide who fered. chosen to fill that role himself. is valuable and who is worthless. There is Life is supposed to be enjoyed and When a life becomes mere existence, a Victims of all forms of suicide are inno- no rational grounds for opposing the enrichinq, not a daily ordeal of misery and painless humane death should be met with cent. The state should not condone nor advancement of the executions to other agony. understanding and warmth, not criticism. permit the killing of the innocent because it burdensome groups. Quote of the day DOONESBURY By Garry Trudeau

WHAT's lJP- " trTmORO? 61Sexism is mapped on the lines \ of our skin and etched in the .deepest reasoni ng of our hearts." All female punk band "Bikini Kill" ------" Thursday, October 8, 1992 The Daily Evergreen GOP Hail Mary shocker A I tho ugh Clinton would discussion of the domestic deba- November 3 is be smart to cle and focus on more positive about as close boost his foreign things - like the fact that he as a sloppy policy viability by DOES keep a clean kitchen nook shave, handicap- mentioning that or something equally irrelevant. ping a presiden- he knows AI What's the Best Bush Bet? Put a tial winner Gore, but every- muzzle on Quayle, clutch an 8x10 seems foregone V!~""'''''\·~l''''''1!II! one at C-SPAN of Jeanne Kirkpatrick, then duck'n (to Democrats)or does too. cover. Clinton will promise prole- optimistic (to the Ed g e tarian opportunistic goodies, and praying GOP L- _ _:___:_.::..._ ---' Though rumors shine doing it. Edge to Clinton. denizens). But on a wing and a of Bush inheriting the lead role in The pick - Americans love the prayer, and with a healthy-sized "Death Wish 5" remain idea of an idea, but not necessar- Are All Lube, Oil and Filter slug of Jim Beam, even the most unfounded, he's still shown ily the implementation of such, cynical intellect can discern who enough tough in pummeling the Bush is as hard-core as they Services the Same? will be White House hot shot foreign crazies we love to hate. come; and without the tedious NO. At Jerry's You get quick, professional, come January 1993. Clinton's best bet on shoring up burden of moral scruples and a Listen up and don't touch me. in this area would be to fire back: heart to hold him back he'll crush Chevron FastLube you 21 point service at Jerry's The issues to decide Champ "OK, so you've been to every Clinton with every Willie Horton- get more service for Chevron FastLube and no versus Chump, President versus country in the world. But can esque trick in the GOP book. "Do your dollar - 21 point appointment is needed. So Punk dilemma, are as follows - Quayle spell those names?" unto Democrats before they do service (not 10 or 14 come in and see us today at Abortion - though the Stumpers like Italy, Chad, and the unto you" is the operative pnnci- S. 1260 Grand (near Supreme Court stopped short of UK might be worth a chuckle or pie. Bush can't be beat in a dirty points). And at Jerry's overturning Roe v. Wade, Bush two to home viewers, but Bush is fight, and this one is bound (and Chevron FastLube we McDonald's). We top off the will lose favor from pro-choice sure to flaunt the Gulf butt-kicking gagged) to turn into a dirtbath. don't charge extra for motor oil up to 3 months or advocates for his conservative for all it's worth. Edge to Bush. 3,000 miles. stance. Moderate women voters Domestic Issues - A no-show Both candidates have the requi- adding fluids like some and Rolex-bearing yuppies are for Bush and a gimrne for Clin- site list of shameless scandals we places that advenise a Call 334-7215 possible electoral defectors here, ton. Bush better call up David expect from candidates in our "low" price. Clinton's pro-choice bearing Copperfield if he's planning on present cynical misery, but in a this is a paid advertisement pinch, Bush can at least blame means he can breathe easy here trotting out his record of domes- Congress. Clinton can't blame - which would probably be a tic derring-do. Kindly put, the recent first when you look at the emperor has no clothes, and Clin- anyone but himself. gut he's been putting on. ton is bound to piled rive Bush, Ya gotta believe. Bush wins in Edge - Though yuppies won't sans helmet, on this issue. a come-from-behind, GOP Hail WEEKEND~k turn out for Clinton because he's Bush would be best to limit Mary shocker, 46 to 43. s~ going to hike their taxes, his bet- r.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;~~;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ter looks and pro-choice rhetoric Palouse Empire Mall give him a more favorable veneer to the voters. Edge to Clinton. " Molecules to Men: Budget Philosophy - Bush is s~ October 10 carrying the blame of the present The Concept ofProaress in Evolutionary Bio}oay" budget woes on his back, and like S~ October 11 any figurehead worth his weight alecture by in soundbite tape, he'll lash Dem- ocrats for it in the electoral {tott" stretch run. 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II I II TO THE STUDENTS BOOK CORPORATION ocr. 12& 13...TRUrKLOAD 5ALE ...7:50AM-5:30PM 722.9,92 Q On Reserved, Paye 6 _ ~he Daily Evergreen Thursday, October 8,1992 Substitute: Fats have many advantages Survey aims to improve • Continuod from covor people and rats consumed signifi- can't get close enough to digest Beginning Thursday and lasting through the month, the WSU Social and arc absorbable. In contrast, . cantly fewer calories when food the fat substitutes because of the and Economic Sciences Research Center will be conducting a telephone lat substitutes arc nonabsorbable, contained the fat substitute than high number of fatty acids. The survey of community needs for the City of Pullman. noncaloric substances. when foods contained cellulose, body recognizes fatty acids, but The survey takes approximately 20 minutes to complete and the Another difterence is that a lat he said. Both lost more weight they are not digestible. results will be used by the city and other agencies who deliver commu- substitute behaves as a lat in eating fat substitutes than eating The fatty acids used in fat sub- nity services to evaluate and improve programs. mouth-teet. heat stability and fat replacers. stitutes can be obtained from The questions on the survey cover housing, city services, transporta- other lactors. "Neither obese persons nor sources such as milkfat, soybean tion, recreation, health care, economic development and education. "The melting point and consis- rats compensated by eating addi- oil or peanut oil. A random selection of 1,800 Pullman residents have been selected tency 01 the fat substitute can be tional food during the feeding tri- Swanson is part of a team. from the city and WSU phone books. The SESRC will analyze the data controlled by selection 01 laity als, although they were not pre- researching fat SUbstitutes in and segment it into student and non-student population groups. The acids," Swanson said. "The syn- vented from doing so," he added. cheddar-type cheeses.' city urges people to participate because results make a difference. thetic fats can be partially substi- Fat replacers are carbohydrates This survey is being funded by a grant from the Community Devel- tuted for fat or oil in cakes and or proteins in their chemical opment Block Grant Program with assistance from the City of Pullman • cheeses, and used as a frying oil " nature. They are water soluble and WSU. For more information call Karna Hanna, director of planning lor French Iries. " Fats and fat and are what the food industry and economic development, at 334-4555. There arc a couple of factors substitutes stay calls stabilizers ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~¥;=;~~-;;-"jiiii .. :::::;;~... nn about tat substitutes that may be There are two primary types of considered to be detrimental by in the stomach. fat replacers being investigated: L.::.J..;;;;;;._.ILJI.....,;,;;...A...-- .... _,.------._.~-- some. giving you a full calorie-free fat substitutes and Because of its non-polar calorie-reduced fat mimetics (or nature, a fat substitute will drag feeling. replacers) . cholesterol through the intestine - 8any Swanson Fat mimetics help replace the Matt's Rathaus because cholesterol is also non- Food Science and mouth-feel of fats but do not have polar. Swanson said. Human Nutrition professor the non-polar chemical properties PIZZA AND ALE The fat substitute may also and cannot be used for frying presents _ drag fat soluble vitamins such as Fat substitutes work as they do because of water concentration A, 0, E and K through the intes- because of their structures. " and heat ability. tine. But A is plentiful in vegeta- Fat substitutes are derived from "Many of the fat mimetics have bles such as carrots and D is fatty acids or similar non-polar been marketed and are available •Bud plentiful in milk and sunlight, he compounds and are oil soluble. A . . wide variety of formulations -ceors Ute said. The quantity of vitamin E sucrose molecule is surrounded .•Miller ·TheFunPlace· alad dressings, frozen des- Tladltlon Meets Quality required is controversial and K is by eight fatty acids forming an and baked goods," Swan- E.630 Main, Pullman WA 334-5400 produced by bacteria in the intes- octopus shape. The enzyme that said. These are categorized tine, so vitamin deficiency should would break the bonds of triglyc- as protein-, carbohydrate-, not be a problem resulting from erides (with three fatty acids) starch- or cellulose-based. I~C..!-- ~_.-.,_. __ -..,.. .,....._.-..,...... ,. .!..!!!:..! catinn fat substitutes. Another drawback is that if fat substitutes are over-consumed, the consumer may get diarrhea, which also happens when you eat a lot of fat. Diarrhea could occur more readily with a fat substitute though. because none of the sub-. stitute gets absorbed as opposed to substantial digestion and absorption of fat. "But J positive is that you would probably eat the same amount of food containing fat substitutes as 'you would food containino fat because the satiety factor is there," Swanson said, "Fats and fat substitutes stay in tile stomach. giving you a full feeling ... Swanson has been Involved with studies measuring the effects of fat substitutes. Studies feeding noncaloric fat substitutes suggest that obese

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ALIVE • • • BUT NOT HOPEFUL Heading for the Big Pound In• the Sky By Jennifer Jones· shelter, plus the fee for each injection, so it is cost- effective to have several animals before he is called . .University Attitude Editor A majority of people who adopt pets do it when they These pets are on death row. are small, without thinking of the consequences. They were supposed to die yesterday, but were When the animal grows up, gets too big to stay in the granted a sudden reprieve . .for another week. house, or too expensive to feed, the owner simply They live a day-to-day, week-to-week existence in takes it somewhere and leaves it. Or, like many college the Moscow Animal Control shelter, hoping to be students, leaves town at the end of the year and adopted before they are given lethal injections and put leaves the animal outside. to death. It's hard to imagine the warm, barking, alive bodies Pet overpopulation in this area is a serious problem. lying dead because no one wants them. They stick The humane societies are full, because they don't put their noses out through the cracks in the gate, the animals to sleep. The Moscow Humane Society, located next to the animal control shelter, has cats begging and whining to be petted, to lick your hand. that have been there for years. They are big dogs the kind that are good to take running at night or riding in the back of your pick-up But don't let your heart get the better of your truck. And their size is Quite possibly one of the common sense. When you look at the pictures of contributing factors to why they are in the shelter. these animals that are going to die, don't make a snap decision to run over and adopt them instantly. "Some have been here over a month," said Jerry Consider the cost to feed them, where you would Ogden, "I adopted out a couple this past weekend, ? put them, if you have enough time to spend with an and I'm hoping to send another one out this week." animal, and if it is legal and allowable to have animals The animals live in tiny cubicles with chain link walls in your apartment or house. and cement floors. They are allowed outside at times, but they are not free and they do not have an owner to Remember that this animal would be dependent on care for them. you for everything food, water, exercise, friendship and love. There are four dogs in the shelter right now, and Ogden said he needs to have six or seven before he Make the right choice before you adopt, make sure calls the vet out to put them to sleep. that it is the right decision and you are capable of He said that the vet is paid a fee for coming to the living up to the commitment. Part-time pet, permanent harm By JENNIFER BARGELY said. hard on the pets. "One of our volunteers found a cat that "The pets get Daily ~vergreen Staff had 21 kittens in the last eight months," home and they're WSU students thinking of adopting a pet Herman-Rosenberg said. "The enormity of having the best this year may want to-think again. the problem is very hard to grasp." time," Dahmen Apartment pet policies and the problem of But worse than keeping a pet that is not said. "Then they pet overpopulation make owning pets a spayed or neutered is abandoning that pet. get returned and financial burden for owners and may cause Students especially seem to adopt kittens they have to try physical hardship for the animals. in the fall only to return the grown cats to and adjust." "Veterinarian bills are expensive," said the Humane Society in the spring. Pets often Selene Baines, a volunteer with the Humane "We've had a lot of animals come back" suffer behavioral Society of Whitman County Jan Dahmen, an employee at the Anim~1 problems when "When you've got rent to pay, the $70 or Shelter in Moscow, said. they move. The $80 it costs to get a pet fixed is a lot of Animals taken to the pound only have 10 animals may money," she said. days to find a home before they are become Many students neglect to have their pets euthanized, Herman-Rosenberg said. depressed and spayed or neutered. This has created the But mixed breeds are not the only animals listless or even serious problem of pet overpopulation In to be left at an animal shelter. Ten percent of turn aggressive. Pullman. all purebreds are also taken to the pound. Because of the of the College Crest Apartments, said. Cats especially create problems around "People breed purebred animals to sell problems that pets have caused, many Unlike dogs, cats are not picked up by dog campus because they are extremely prolific. them, but if they don't sell, they give the apartment owners do not permit tenants to catchers, Ehven said. i • Eighty million cats could be produced animals to the pound," Herman-Rosenberg have pets. "We had to trap cats ourselves," Ehven from two cats and all of their offspring said. . "We don't allow pets, because people said. "Luckily, we found a woman who within ten years, Yvonne Herman-Rosenberg Dahmen said the cycle of adoption and leave them and they become strays that just wanted the cats to catch mice on her farm. of the Humane Society of Whitman County return of animals to the shelter is extremely have more kittens," Mihal Ehven, Manager At least out there they have a chance." Housing rule ''NoPets Allowed" ignored by most owners

By LAUREL DAUMA house divided into five apartments, with five dogs among the residents there. Daily Evergreen Staff Pepper has been told by his owner that he Pets coming to WSU cover a wide must find a job to help pay the extra $10 per territory from the traditional dogs, cats, month rent charged for him. birds and fish to the more non-traditional Shamu and Jose, two cats, came from the rabbits, rats and even a potbellied pig. Pullman Animal Shelter. Their owners. Student reasons for pet ownership are as cautioned others to look at costs carefully varied as the pets and the students before obtaining a pet. There are some themselves. things you don't expect and veterinary Many students said the pet "adds so expenses can be higher than you realize. much to my life." Other responses included, Students are encouraged to get their pets at "It was a spur of the moment decision" and the shelter "but be sure to ask lots of "It's nice to have someone to come home questions." to." Owners of Shamu and Jose found their Some pets like Pepper, a 12-year-old rental and lease agreements vague on the cocker spaniel, moved to Pullman with their issue of pets. But VI. ,lli the cats sitting in the owners while others are found at local farms windows, the apartment maintenance people or the Pullman Animal Shelter. are aware of them but nothing has been said Pepper's owner cautioned that having a to their owners. dog makes it hard to find housing. "You Mr. Smith, a rabbit, was found by his need to recognize that with pet ownership, owner and has joined a family with two • you are limiting yourself," she said. She felt she was really fortunate to find a See Pets on page 8 Page8 The Daily Evergreen Bush finalizes free trade SAN ANTONIO (AP) - President Bush participated cannot actually sign the agreement before Dec. 17. in a high-profile ceremony in a must-win state If approved by lawmakers in all three countries Wednesday to highlight the successful negotiation of the trade agreement is scheduled to go into effect o~ an agreement creating the world's largest free trade zone: . Jan. 1, 1994, beginning a process of removing all tariffs and other barriers to trade, services and With Canadian Prime Minister Brian Mulroney and investment between the three countries over a 15- Mexican President Carlos Salinas de Gortari looking year period. on, Bush hailed the 2,000-page North American Free Trade Agreement that was negotiated last August. The pact is designed to create the world's largest "This meeting marks a turning point in the history and richest free trade zone, covering 360 million of our three countries," Bush told a crowd of digni- people. taries. "We are creating the largest, richest and "This is a very positive issue for us and the presi- most productive market in the entire world." dent," said Bush campaign spokeswoman Torie Bush defended the pact against criticism that it Clarke. "This is the trade agreement that everyone will result in the loss of U.S. jobs from companies predicted couldn't be done in an election year and being' lured across the border. Bush said the he got it done." removal of trade barriers would expand U.S. exports Democratic candidate Bill Clinton on Sunday came to Mexico, America's third largest market. out in support of the free trade agreement although "If anyone doubts the importance of trade for cre- he said additional steps should be taken to protect ating jobs, they should come to this great state," American jobs and the environment. Bush said, saying that exports from Texas alone He said his objections could be met without re-ne- totaled $47 billion last year with $15 billion of that gotiating the pact. amount gOing to Mexico. Clinton told reporters in Little Rock, Ark., on Salinas told the crowd that "we can all win with Wednesday that the pact "can be a good thing for this agreement" while Mulroney called free trade America if we change our economic policy to rebuild "the pathway to prosperity." American industry here at home and if we get the kind of guarantees we need on environmental and The nations' trade ministers initialed the com- labor standards in Mexico and a real plan to help the pleted text at the ceremony. Under U.S. law, Bush people who will be dislocated by it." Destructive pets are uncommon Continued from page 9 speak English, only Parakeetese, move apart. other in-house rabbits. Landlords but communications are going Tooker and Wilson will go with have had no objections to Mr. well at this time between owner their owner and Mr. Smith will also Smith as he stays in his cage and birds. leave Pullman with his owner. during the day but roams free Tooker and Wilson are easily Shamu and Jose will spend at otherwise. There are certain times transported with minimal least another year after this one at of the year when he likes to shred maintenance. The owner said a WSU and then find a home with things such as carpets and book hand vacuum would be helpful one of their current owners. bindings but usually an old rag rug since they like to throw seeds and will meet this need. feathers out of the cage. Parakeets Wilson and Tooker Even though the landlord said no moved in with a WSU graduate pets, permission was granted for student majoring in art. After the birds to move in upon asking. paying school expenses he treated Pepper will be going with his himself to the two birds at a owner to wherever the job market Spokane pet store. Tooker is takes them. Also, if the need reportedly very skilled in terms of should ever arise, there is a list of landings but Wilson is somewhat people who want to have him. of a klutz, though he is working on Simon, a kitten found recently at it. Their owner really likes the a local farm, is a joint venture by company and having something four coeds, but they are not sure alive in the apartment. 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ichard K. Donahue joined NIKE in 1977 as a member R• of the board of directors. Under Donahue's tutelage NlKE's international business achieved sales in excess of $1 billion in 1992 while he aims NlKE to its worldwide goal of $6 billion in sales by 1996. He was one of the first staff members of J.E Kennedy's successful 1960 campaign for president, a White House liaison to Congress from 1960 to 1963, and a successful trial lawyer and partner in the law firm Donahue & Donahue. The of Washington State University AND RECREATION ~------. N'o suprise, Cougs Baines' shot beats Jays TORONTO (AP) - The Oakland victory over the Toronto Blue Jays Morris had not allowed a hit Athletics always manage to do in Game 1 of the American since the fourth inning before crush Gonzaga 6-0 things with flair at the SkyDome. League playoffs. Baines connected. Even without Jose Canseco hit- Jack Morris and Dave Winfield, Baines singled in his first two ting rocket shots, the A's still By oIAn ...... II· the two free agents that Toronto at-bats, then won it when he hit won with plenty of power Morris' second pitch of the ninth Daily Evergreen Staff signed in the winter to help them Wednesday night. win in October, did their jobs. inning into the rightfield stands. The WSU-Gonzaga University women's soccer match offered lit- Dave Stewart went 7 2-3 tle in the way of surprises Wednesday. Mark McGwire and Terry Stein- Winfield hit a solo home run in innings and maintained his repu- As expected the Cougars dished out another Bulldog shutout, bach hit consecutive home runs the sixth that made it 3-2, and tation as a big-game pitcher, and overcoming Gonzaga 6-0 at Gonzaga in Spokane. In .the second inning, and Harold doubled and scored the tying run Dennis Eckersley enhanced his The Cougars improved their season record to 5-2-2 and Baines led off the ninth with a in the eighth on John Olerud's status by pitching the ninth for a stretched their series record over the Bulldogs to 6-0, including a homer that gave the A's a 4-3 two-out single. save. 7-0 shutout earlier in the season and a record-setting 15-0 victory last season. Only once in the series history has Gonzaga managed to find its way onto the scoreboard, with the Cougars outscoring the Bull- Braves' pitcher No.2 beats Bucs dogs, 49-1, in the six matches the teams have played. Cougar scoring star Kim Lynass, who leads the team with a ATLANTA (AP) - Oh, what pitching. Atlanta has it record for most in a league championship game. season total of 14 goals, tallied the Cougars' first two goals to all. Oh, what hitting. The Braves own that, too. secure the Cougar lead. The first goal of the match came seven Avery continued a record run of shutout pitching minutes into the match off a pass from Robyn Smith. Steve Avery on the left, John Smaltz on the right, with six scoreless innings and Ron Ganl hit a grand The Cougar assault continued with another pair of goals a little 20-game winner Tom Glavine ahead of them. Every- slam as the tail end of Atlanta's lineup continued to more than a minute apart just before the half. where the Pirates look, they see trouble. They're torment Pittsburgh. Gant finished 2-for-4 with three Freshman forward Stephanie Randell hit a one-hopper from the playing the best team in baseball and they certainly runs and four RBis. left for the Cougars' third goal while junior midfielder Tina Childs look second-best to the Braves in the National Only two of the 10 teams to trail 2-0 in the NL deflected a Lynass cross for a fourth goal just under the whistle. League playoffs. playoffs have rallied to win the series. Junior transfer Kristy Olson dominated the second half for the Cougars with a pair of goals to clinch the Cougar victory. Pittsburgh finally ended 13 years without a big Avery extended his playoff scoreless streak to a Olson headed a cross from sophomore forward Brittni Estep 13 inning in poseason play, but the four meaningless record 22 1-3 innings to break Ken Holtzman's mark minutes into the second half then hit the mark again three minutes runs in the seventh came after Atlanta was well on of 18 innings for the Oakland Athletics in 1973-74. in regulation with a direct kick from 20 yards out its way to a 13-5 victory Wednesday and a 2-0 lead Avery gave up SIX hits in 6 1-3 innings but only two in the best-of-7 series. The Braves' run total tied the over the first six. ' 1Msports: life, love and teamwork

By ERIKA VAN METER else. I enjoy gOing out there, letting the young people beat Daily Evergreen Staff on you'." McCabe said. McCabe recommends the 1M program for any interested Some see them on campus just as professors, or WSU faculty/staff members. staff. Students may never know the athletic side of these fac- "It's very good (exercise), and you don't have to com- ulty/staff, unless they play WSU intramurals. pete at a very high level. It's whatever is comfortable for Many of the faculty/staff have been playing intramural you." McCabe said. sports for a number of years. Wendy Peterson, Assistant Director of WSU Admis- Fran McSweeney, WSU professor and psychology sions, is very active in the 1M arena. Peterson plays both department chairwomen, has been playing 1M tennis for co-ed and womens' softball, as well as an office volleyball over ten years. McSweeney mentioned that in order to find team. Last year, the appropriately named "Just Too Busy" out the exact number of years played, she would have to volleyball team experienced a short season and could not go back and look at the old 1M T-shirts. make playoffs, as they were "just too busy." "How I can keep track is the dates on the T-shirts." Although the women's "Chicken heads" team was McSweeney said. founded this season the co-ed"Chickenheads" has a long One of McSweeney's tennis secrets is stability - she and interesting tradition behind it. has been in the same mixed doubles duo since she started "The name (Chicken heads) started," Peterson said, " playing 1M tennis. as I was told, they got together before I started playing "I've always had the same mixed doubles partner. I've softball, from a Far Side cartoon. One guy was talking to always played with AI Flechsig. I played mainly with the another guy and it said, "you have the face of a chicken." same womens' doubles partner Mary Lou Sorenson Somebody pulled out of that "Chickenhead"." throughout the years. Mary Lou retired about three years . Instead of the usual high-five, all team members use a ago, so I've been playing with different partners since different sort of technique. then." McSweeney said. "We have our salute." Peterson said. "Every time any- Students sometimes feel intimidated when playing body gets a home run, we slap combs.' The "Chicken- against their professors. And with the Sorenson-McSwee- heads" gives other "8" league teams some stiff competi- ney duo, they may have sighed a breath of relief at the tion. Peterson believes it's not because of their athletic start of the match. . ab~l.ity. Rather it is because of experience. " Mary Lou (Sorenson) had this grandmotherly look and We've all played together for so long, we know what she wasn't very big. So students would think that it would each other IS capable of." Peterson said. be an easy match. Mary Lou hasn't missed a put-away 1M sports are also a great social contact as well as for volley since the Sputnik space launch." McSweeney said. fun and fitness purposes. Perhaps after the match opponents may regret the sigh Leigh Ann Matson and Doug Cole met several years ago of relief. on the 1M playlnq field, as fellow "Chickenhead" mem- Mike McCabe, WSU's Sport Equipment Manager, has bers. been playing 1M Basketball for approximately five years. This summer the Coles tied the knot by the pitchers' During that time McCabe's "Over the Hill Gang" has chal- Staff photo by Dave Zumwalt mound of a Pullman plaYing field. After matrimonial vows lenged other "C" league players, in the name of fun fit- Chickenhead team member Carol Stiles cracks another were exchanged, the wedding gown was replaced by more ness. 't f th d . t' . t . casual wear and a softball game was played in celebration " Faculty/Staff are out for exercise more than anything hI or e emma mo m ramural cooed dynasty. at their love. Pac-IO Volleyball Cougar Calendar Pac-lO Football Conference Overall • Cougar football Saturday against Oregon State Conference Overall W L Pct. W L Pct. W L T W L T University at 1 p.m. Televised on tape delay UCLA 6 0 1.000 II o 1.000 Saturday at 9 p.m. on PSN. Washington 2 0 0 4 0 0 Stanford 3 I .750 9 1 .900 • WSU volleyball will faceUW Friday in Seattle, WSU 1 0 0 4 0 0 at 7 p.m. USC 5 I .833 10 2 .833 Stanford 1 0 0 4 1 0 • Women's c~ country will be participating in Arizona State 3 2 .600 13 2 .867 California 1 0 0 the WSU Invitational Saturday in Pullman. 3 1 0 WSU 3 3 .500 4 .750 Oregon 12 • WSU soccer will take the field against Seattle I I 0 3 2 0 Washington 3 3 .500 6 4 .600 University Saturday in Pullinan at 11 a.m. Arizona I I 1 2 2 1 California 1 3 .250 4 6 AOO • The Palouse Roadrunners are hosting "The Oregon State 0 1 1 1 3 1 Oregon State 1 4 .200 10 5 .667 Masters Run'! for runners 40 Years and older UCLA 0 1 0 3 1 0 A17 Saturday Oct. 17 inMoscow. The 5- and Oregon 1 4 .200 5 7 USC 0 1 0 1 1 1 IO-kilometer run starts at 10 a m in Mount' . Arizona 0 5 .000 6 7 A62 " ..' . amVlew Arizona State 0 2 0 1 Park. Reaistration ooens at 9 a.m. and costs $6. 3 0 Page 10 Thursday, October 8, 1992

REAL ESTATE 102. ROOMS FOR RENT 113. MOBILE HOMES FOR SALE EMPLOYMENT SERVICES Single room in Rogers for sublease. Must be ,75 Holiday Rambler, 5th Wheel. 32 ft. excel- 101. ROOMMATES female, and not currently living in WSU hous- lant cond., clean. Great for student. $6500, CRUISE St1IPS NOW HIRING-Earn ing. $225Imo. includes all util. 5-2256. Call 332-8343. No answer call 854-1046. $2000 + Imo. + world travel (Hawaii, Mexico, the Carribean, etc.) Holiday. Summe~ and NIS roommate needed, own room, close to Career employment available. No experience campus, WID, $166lmonth utilites. + 103. APARTMENTS FOR RENT necessary. For employment program call Call after 5, 334-5655. EMPLOYMENT 1-206-634·0468 ext. C6095. New two bedroom with WID, 1 tl2 bath, stor- Male roommate wanted. Own room, Certified Aerobics instructor needed for begin- age space, upper downer, downtown Pullman $192Imonth, off campus close to bus route. $200 • $500 WEEKLY ning aerobics at Stephenson Complex dining Call 334-5970 eves., ask for Chris or Eric. view. 334-7223. Assemble products at home. center on TueS.lThurs.lSun. 0 9pm, Easy' No selling. You're paid $5Ihr.(starting) Contact Karolee, 5-8700 Male roommate needed for 2 bdrm., 2nd floor Quiet, off-campus studio apt. available immediately. direct. FuIlY.Guaranteed. apt. near Kruegal Park. $225Imonth. Call FREE Information·24 Hour 332-6166. Locations: 335-4665. Hotline. 801-379-2900 Copyright #WA14KDH Open-minded male share 2 + bdrm. mobile, Albion-Lots extras- 108, HOMES FOR RENT Smokerllt. drinker. OK. 334-6677. 304. PART TIME SPRING SEMESTER Cute 2 bedroom house, wood floors. $500Imo. Call anytime 334-6222 or 334-0562 NIS roommate needed. Own room, close to Now hiring at Matt's Hathaus for day and night daysask for Starr. campus. Female preferred. 334-3543. positions. Pay is $4.25Ihr. apply in person at Convenience Store and Game Room E. 630 Main, no calls please. Located below Ronmda Dining Center NIS female needed, own room in 2 bdrm. 5 Bdrm. 2 and 314 bath, WID. Refrig, finished Monday-Thursday 9:30am-ll:00pm house. 6 mi. from campus. $145Imo. + 11.2 basement, water paid, $950Imos.Se 405 Bellevue 334-5561. Friday 9:30am-9:00pm util. Call 334-3669, Iv. msg. 305. CHILD CARE Saturday 11:00am-9:00pm 5 bdrm, 2 + 314 bath, WID, Refrig, Finished Sunday 11:OOam-ll :00pm $225 + '12 utilities monthly gets you a NANNIES NEEDED near NYCINJ. We offer separate bedroom and study in house, basement, Water paid, $950Imos. Available Nov 1. SE 405 Bellevue. Call 334-5561. great families, $$$$$, and one year experi- not an apt. Call 334-3805. ence. Call NANNY FINDERS, Inc. 1-800-858-1701, anytime. THE WASHINGTON STATE PATROL NEEDS QUALIFYING MEN AND SAM's WOMEN TO BE TROOPERS &wydirt_ 308. MISCELLANEOUS ENTRY -LEVEL TESTING Ill) EARN $1,500 WEEKLY Whoa, OCl'OBER" 1992 mailing our circulars! Begin NOW! FREE ',8Op.. - 10,OOp" packet! SEYS, Dept. 317, Box 4000, Cordova, WIler., S Comm... 11J TN 38018-4000. CoUoee A Suqllllkh R..

$200 - $500 WEEKLY Assemble products at home. Easy! No selling. You're paid 7~ direct. Fully Guaranteed. FREE Information--24 Hour Hotline. 801-379-2900 TH£ Copyright #WA14KDH HIDEAWAY $252.50. Sell 50 funny, college T-shirts and Applkallonl wi.. be re...... e;d aDd Compton Union make $252.50. No financial obligation. Aver- written tat lII.. n at 6pm age sales time equals 4-6 hours. Choose from 18 designs. SmallerlLarger quantities avail- Tho phyoi<:al_ .. ill be .. 10 am OIl CAFETERIA able. Call free 1-800-733-3265. ocrosea 18... An ..... Hall ... the Yokima Valley Colle .. Caq>1II Cougar's CcmIKt your 100Il Wuhinpm S_ Patrol ofT..,. POSTRL JOBS RVEULRBLE for oppIiwiooo prior 1000000BER 1,1992 Lair Many positions! lDfomwim .. ill be available «m

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~~ Ground school for private pilots, Oct. 19- Nov.1. $214.95. Intro. flights, $25. Instrument TRY INDEPENDENT STUDYI ground school, Oct. 20-Nov. 1. Call 332-6596. TAKE COURSES BY CORRESPO~DE0;'CE AUTOMOTIVE at your own pace, at your own place

For more information, contact the Independent Study SEIZED CARS, trucks, Office in 204 Van Doren Hall, \Vashington State - boats, 4wheelers, motorhomes, University, Pullman, \VA. 99164-5220 by FBI, IRS, DEA. Available yow area now. Telephone: 509-335-2339 or Toll Free Within CaII1-800-338-3388 ext. CUll Washington 1-800-422-4978.

------Clip and mail today ------601. MOTORCYCLESIMOPEDS Please send me a free copy of the Independent Study, Courses '87 Honda Spree. In excellent condition, runs by great, red with basket and helmet. $350 OBO. Correspondence catalog, . Call 334-2651.

Name 604, CARS BELOW $1000

CHEAP! FBIIU.S. SEIZED Address 69 MERCEDES $200 86 VW $50 87 MERCEDES $100 65 MUSTANG $50 Stale Zip Choose from thousands starting $25. FREE Inlormation--24 Hour Hotline. 801-379-2929 Copyright #WA14KJC They're Back! 7~SfteeUd 99¢ Bread Twists (with Italian Sauce) (minimum order of four for delivery) 334-1895 Open llam to Midnight, delivery starts at 5pm Page 11

910. ANNOUNCEMENTS ~. CARS BELOW $1000 MISCELlANEOUS NEW COMPUTERS! Highest quality IBM Singer/songwriter wanted for original group '69' Dodge Dart V8, 90K original miles. Good compatable. 386-33Dx complete system, wide variefy of influences. Have full PA and 90S. FOUND . t car runs good, lots of new parts. $699. Many other configurations available. practice space. Call Todd at 332-0198. WIn er $sao OBO. 332·3468. S~ Ask about 486DX special. Call 883·4490. Watches, German Diary, glasses, umbrella, Brother Word Processor. 5"x9" CRT display blanket, books. bracelet, swords, Kerr Photos. ~ ~OAV~ 15 lines, 91 characters. Built-in 3.5" 240 KB Inquire at the Police Department, Safety IMPORTS 60S. disk drive, GrammarCheck, Built·in Spread. Building. ~ Toyota Celica. 5-speed, z-ooor hatchback. It! BAR r~\ sheet, Double Column Printing and Dual Excellent condition, runs great. Sunroof, new Screen Capability. $350. Call 334-4479. tires. $1500 OBO. Call 334·2634. THURSDAY NIGHT 286, 1MB Ram, 40M!3 HD, VGA monitor, 1975 Datsun 280Z, gold, $1000. mouse, software, DO's 5.25 & 3.5, DOS 5 1978 Datsun 280Z, blue, $2000. installed . $700 OBO call 335·1421. Both are in excellent condo 332·6046 828. STUFF THA rs GOTT A GO Looking for a top Fratemity, Sorority, or stu- Movin9, Must Sell! '86 Honda Civic, MEXICALlllaUT dent organization that would like to make 73K miles, NT, stereo, new tires, Very $1.00 Tequila shots $500-$1500 for a one week marketing project IJOOd condition. $3200 OBO. Call 334-9354. Macintosh Plus computer, printer, 60 meg HD, $1.00 off call Tequila $1300 OBO. Equipment for Ig. aquarium:· right on campus. Must be organized and hard '81 Chevy Sprint Turbo. Red, AC, cruise, SPECIAlS START AT 9 PM NIGHTLY gravel/coral, 2 heaters, power head, filters, wor1<.ing.Call 1·800·592-2121 ext. 308. S spd Runs great, looks good. Nice AM/FM pump, $400 OBO. Queen size mattress & box ~ss. 'MUST SELL $2,950. 4-4833/5·2630. spring, $150 OBO. (208) 875·1559, Iv. msg. Found two orange manx kittens near sunny- Coustic Amp. 460 and XM-1 x-over, only 4 1IIEAIIII..u.. side park. Please call 332·3793. PULLMAN LOCKSMITH mos. old, $350 OBO. Call John at 332-0164, Largest Ubrary of Information in U.S. 606. DOMESTICS '24'Hour-Emergency 'Service' leave message. Adult male dog found at Moscow/Pullman 19,278 TOPICS- ALL SU&lECTS '84 Ford Escort, 4 dr., airport, gold and white, freckles on nose, Ordercatalog Today with Visa I MC 'OrCOO S. 605 Grand Ave. For Sale: young Ball Py1hon w/tank and - 94K, NC, cruise. $1500 obo possibly Golden Retriever/Setter mix. accessories $125.00 OBO .. 22 Caliber semi· Call 332·7118 and ask for Steve (Across from Fire Station 1) Wearing hot pink collar. 332·1736. auto rifle $120.00 OBO and a WWII 30.06 332-0100 bolt;action make an offer. Call 332·4464. 800·351·0222 Do you have my coat? I may have yours. Or. rush $2.00 to: Research IntormaUon Someone picked up the wrong coat after the 601. TRUCKS DP Ultra Gympack II home gym, $200. 11322 Idaho Ave. #2OO-A, Los Angeles. CA 90025 dance, October 3, in the Livestock Pavilion. Sony 40" projection TV, $300. 803. HOME ENTERTAINMENT Please call 335·2243. :;g GMC full-sized PIU. Diesel, great mpg, Call 332-4396. runs great. All power. Cruise, dual tanks. Flat interior white paint. Sony Discman w/manual headphones NC -$5.99/ gallon. Ryma Building Supply N. 645 canopy, NC. $1875. 334-4336. For Sale: Westinghouse frost free refrigerator. 910. ANNOUNCEMENTS adapter. Brand new. $160 OBO. Call Grand, 332·3013. In great condition! $180 OBO. 335·2415 after 9 pm. Call Donna at 332·2191. Are you MISCELlANEOUS 806. MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS New duplex in Pullman, 3 bedroom, 1 3/4 bath, each unit Live in one, rent the other screaming 6 piece, CB 700 drum set, lots of extras. or good investment For details, call Excellent condition. $400, firm. 332-1437 or (208) 875-0673. for help with 332-4665. class projects? 820. SPORTING GOODS NOTICES We can helpl For Sale: 2 compound bows. Barely used/great condition. & FREE • Mac IBM Services At the MANDARIN WOK, GIFf! $150 each 060. can 332·8589. SELECfED NAIL • N~wsletlers serving lunch buffet every Thursday and Friday, $5.50. 332-5863. ENAMEL 821. BICYCLES • Brochures • Professional Resume New to-speed touring bike Design & Counseling WITHANY with cyclometer. $275 OBO. Math uun Question: Call 882-8608. Color Banners Posters, Backdrops T~e tens digit is 4 greater than the units digit of a number. When the digits are REV LON '92 Cannondale Mloo0, 20 inch Computer Graphics interchanged, the new number mountain bike. 3 mos. old. $750. PURCHASE represented is 2 more than five times the Call 332·6721. • Color Overheads (OFFER ENDS 10-31-92' tens digit of the original number. Find • Typesetting the original 2~igit number. 1990 Trek 950 Mountain Bike • Image & Text Scanning 'w-' 18 " Like New' Tum Solutions in to Neill 114 • Color Computer Prints ~ $400 OBO Call 335·7082. For Sale: Schwinn Woodlands Mountain Bike. 911. TRAVEL TRANSPORTATION ITE DRUG STORE Alloy rims, beefy oft-road tires, new bottom OPEN 9-8 bracket. $150 OBO. Call Andrew 5·3775. Round trip airline ticket to Seattle (9~ Saturday 11-5 Sunday) Oct. 16-19, $800BO. DOWNTOWN PULLMAN 334-1314 Shogun 18 sp. ATB mtn. bike, all Shimano Call 332·1929. components, extras. $425. Schwinn 12 sp. touring bike, many extras, $125. 332·1356. E 210 Main, Pullman, WA '[HE QUIGMANS By Buddy Hickerson If you read (Next to Rico's) this ad so ...... 332-6562 did .._ __ - FREE CONCERT Michael Gulezia.i, Timberline Records record- THOUSANDS 907. LOST ing artist, will appear live tonight October 8 at 7 pm in the CUB Lair. Known as the finest solo acoustic guitarist on the college circuit, Mike of others. Lost Yashica camera, approximately Sept 913. PERSONALS 16th. Accessories are no longer available. will play selections from his debut album as • -Reward. Call Brad at 332-0517. well as his latest effort, "Unspoken Inten· tions." This presentation is free. Trying to locate someone who called for ISABEL ARCASA a couple months ago. CLASSIFIEDS We had phone number, but lost It. Contact us by phone or letter. VERY URGENT. (509) SELL! 634-4239 or Box 395, Nespelem, WA 99155.

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The CUB Open House Wednesday and Thursday, October 7 and 8 Presented by the Compton Union and University Dining Services

COUGAR'S LAIR COUPON SPEC Frozen Yogurt 6 oz. medium with one topping

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Full Meal Combo Hotdog Beef and Broccoli Stir Fry 59<: over rice with Baby Carrots $2.39 (save SOC) (save 4~~:~. . ~ 0 • v· .•. 04 • One item per coupon. Good Thursday.October 8. 1992

CUB CAFETERIA COUPON SPECIAL OUTDOOR RECREATION CENTER Hard Tacos Bowl of Soup With Mini- Information and Exhibits 2 for $1.29 Beef Barley or Soup of the Day Clevenger Lounge $1.19 (save 45¢) 8iiiii~~ 11 :00 to 2:00pm (save 49c) , 1>,- .. ~. "

COUPON SPECIAL CUB CAFETERIA COUPON SPECIAL' • • AND INTRAMURALS Egg McCougar or Sausage Bowl of Soup With Mini-Loaf Information about Activities McCougar 99<: Turkey Noodle or Fren.Chon.ion I> • and services Available. rii\ with coupon (save 40c) r~ Clevenger Lounge -'1,~ $1.19(SQve45~) ' ,- , 7:15am t\~.l~~.i~!;~~~ 11:~m ~oopm~~~~. ~ ....--,_.------. " --- ~~. ca.~\~ coupon. Good October 8. 1992.

MOTHER'S CUPBOARD DELI COlJPON SPECIAL .&P '04 • '{to FREE Can OJ op '

One item per coupon. Good Wednesday & Thursday.October 7.81992.

MOTHER'S CUPBOARD DELI COUPON SPECIAL COUGAR'S LAIR 1/2 Price Potato or Sarles Specialty Coffees Macaroni Salad FREE Live Music 12 oz. Souvenir Cup Re/ills only With any sandwich order. (Value 47¢) Jazz Northwest lYs~m(~~~~3J:':) ~~~'__' In Concert Monday through Friday lull!! . . . One item per coupon ! " .. Good Wednesday & Thrusday.October 7.8 1992 . .-.

SAM'S CONFECTIONARY COUPON SPECIAL COUGAR'S LAIR Ferdinand's lee Cream FREE Live Music Waffle Cone 0 1 scoop $1.25 ... • . w.s.U. Vocal Jazz Ensemble Noon Wed. . 2 scoops $2.17 ~A. Sugar Cone 1 scoop $1.00 WSU Jazz Ensemble 2 scoops $1.92 Noon Thurs,

Wed. & Thurs.. October 7.8at Noon.

THE REGENCY ROOM COUPON SPECIAL CUB CANDY COUNTER Pie ala Mode Only $1.00 Cookie Tree™ Cookies With purchase of Soup, Salad, FREE POPCORN 0 2 for 39<: and Sandwich Bar $~.~ $4.89 Above Entree, starch, ...~. 11:OOam to 1:OOpm and vegetable

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