Future may hoi increase for everyone
by Dlaaao H. Rlee Although the finance comm.ftt.ee haa approved the recommendatione, Taulbee N~-Tuitlon for both In otata and out of oaid it hu not I>Mn approved by the full etate undergraduate and gnduate council, and will not go into offac t until etudentl could be increaaed the full committee does approve it. " At significantly according to Dennia this moment it's (the recommendation] TaulbM, director of NKU'o budpt. lo ochadulad for the regularly ocbadulad The Council on Hlt!her Education's mooting of t he council," uid Joe finance committee has approved a Burgeu, CHE public information recommendation that tuition for coordinator. reaident undergraduates be raieed to The tuition increaeea may help offeet 1~86 and U,740 fo r non resident reductions in atate funding to Northern, undergraduate otudenta, Taulbee oaid. Taulbee ezplainad. The recommendation aleo calla for an Tho plan that Northern's athletic increase in graduate resident's tuition budpt be cut 145,000 will not change and non resident graduate tuition, which because of the tuition increue, Taulbee tranolatao to a yearly tuition of 1622 and eaid. However, Northern must cut 1.8 11,820 rupectively. milliOn dollars for new construction, Tauii>M addad Chaoe Law resident TaulbM said, and thio will affect the otudento may be aokad to pay a yearly plano to build tho Health and Phyoical tuition of 11,124 while non resident Education Building. Chaoe otudento will pay 12,828.
Karla Rabold and Tom Walter took advantage of th1s week's worm weather to don skates and roll around the un•vers1ty. (Greg Glahn photo) election News: Posters and promises decorate campus
by KoviD Staab are running for president. redevelopment of a yearbook, a etudent ezperience in SO has let him know what Nort.blrnw N.,..• Editor " I want to finish what I have organization newsletter, and a freshman issues are relevant and irrelevant. Posten, promises and politics are in otartad," eaid Bucalo, who ezplainad directory. "Within the next two years, the bigg heavy supply this week around campus being president of Student Government In addition, Bucalo wants a revision at problem will be the extreme budget in anticipation of tbe Student is more than a one-year job. of the SG Constitution to make it more cuts. The student body president has to Government Spring Electiono to be bold " The biggeot part of Student understandable, and to include the be there fighting for otudenta,.. oaid April 7-8. Government is getting settled. It takes residence hall council and the University Bucalo. All executive council, judicial six months to get settled and only six Center Board as autonomous bodies. Bucalo beads the Voice ticket, which council, cluster and department months to work. The second year as Bucalo also wants to make revisions includes Allison Brewer, candidate for representatives, and nine of the Student Government president is more in the ezecutiye council to try and better vice president; Greg Colston, secreta.."')' representative-at-large positions are on productive, more effective," explained serve the students. He said a possible of external affairs; and Kathy Sponsler, the ballot. Bucalo, a junior business and public plan would include three vice presidents: student regent. Three of the six executive council administration major. executive, academic, and non-academic Bucalo explained the ticket is a voice positions are being contested: president, If re-elected, Bucalo has aeveral vice presidents. of student interest, reason, experience, vice president and secretary of external plano ao SG president. He eaid he wanto Bucalo aloo oeeo the poosibility to and concern, "We all have the affairs. to oee the completion and approval of have the public relations director, experience to make better leaders in Sam Bucalo, the incumbent, and Phil the legal aid and child can~ center for treasurer, office administrator and a Student Government than anyone elae Grone, an experimental and otudenta, a student directory produced newly formed director of services in the same position." transdisciplinary cluster representative, by either SG or Student Activities, the become appointed poaitions. Phil Grone also lead• a ticket for Among other plan,, Bucalo wanta to unity that includes Dave MacKnight. revise the Student Activity Fee candidate for vice president: Bryant structure, strengthen the academic Bauer, secretary of external affairs: repreaentation of SG through the cluster Gretchen Freihofer, public relations and department reps, develop a black director; Dee Thompson, treasurer: and American studies program at Northern, Terry Panish, office administrator. have more student involvement in the Grone, a junior international studies propooad twe> 1028.tif Graduation exercises in Regents held May 9 by Mary Klag are now available at the Chase bookstore Non.__ ...... for f37.90. Spring graduation io ocheduled for Each otudent will be allotted four May 9 ln Regenta Hall for all eligible tickets for the ceremony which can be candidates in the Associate, picked up when they receive their cap Baccalaureate, Maotero and Law degree and gown. programs, accordlng to Dr. R. Kent Curtis, chairman of the commencement committee. "We're glad we're finally The spring commencement exerciees will be conducted at 11 a.m. for the recognizing the associates." Selmon P. Chaoe Law School candidateo - Curtis and later at 3 p.m. for the Associate, Baccalaureate and Masters Degree candida teo. "Thio)only four ticketa) io beceuoe of reiJUlal.ions, " eaid CUrtlo. " We can't A reception for oil overcrowd the building." graduates, hosted by the But, since aome candidates will not Northern Kentucky Alumni uoe their allotted ticketa, the remaining ticketa will be pooled at the Student Association, will be held ot Activitlea Office, UC 888, on May 6 on a the University Center. first come, first serve baeia. Beeideo the traditional Cum Laude, A reception for all graduatee, hooted Magna Cum Laude, and Summe Cum by the Northern Kentucky Alumni Laude Baccalaureate honors, this year Anociation, will be held at the for the flr8t time, Associate degree University Center immediately graduates will be awarded with following each commencement Distinction and High Distinction ceremony. honors. Since the graduation ceremony ian 't To be honored with Diotinctlon, the mandatory, those interested can student has to have earned 32 houra in purchase cape, gowns and graduation residence with a OPA of 3.5-3.79 announcements now through Aprill7 at according to Sandi Cunningham, records the bookstore. The coat for the officer for the Regiotraro Office. The Aooociate and Baccalaureate cap and High Distinction honor will be awarded gown io f13.50 pluo tax. For the Maotero to thoee otudenta with a OPA of 3.8-4.0. Several stocks of prpes, waitrng to be transported to therr frnal destrnotron, rest candidatee, the coet io f28.00 plus tax. "We're glad we're finally recognizing the Aaoociatee," eaid Curti e. behind the lobrory. (F r o~k Long photo) Cepo and gowno fo< Chaoe otudenta ~~~ ~tiall)~W~~ Proposal to have little effect on NKU education dept. A p.._,..cl ...,.W.tion that would Corbin otated he could not oeo any of regarding the chair oearch ohould be for money to purchue a new aound lncreaae couroe nquirementa for thooe problema occurring. directed to any of the following oyotem In the main otago auditorium undergraduate teacher·education "We've had It thio way for four membero of the oearch committee: of the Fine Arte Center. otudenta at Kentucky'o call- and yearo," h~ remarked. "It )the Kaplan, Chair; David Biahop, Steve Michael Smith, preoident of Stage unlvenitleo will have little effect on propooed regulation) would effect ua Boyd, Penny Cook, Margaret Company eaid tha UCB will be aaked NKU'o education prop-am If paooed. minimally." Centrall, Mike Oroy, Janet John8on, to fund the PM 916 aound oyotem, "The propooal caJie for 28 houra Mary Reder, Cheoter Turner, Connie which coeta more than t3,800. and we alre&dy have 27 houra In Fouche Interviews Widmer. Smith eaid the group originally education now," eaid Dr. Warren aoked the UCB fat the PM 1000, but Corbin, acting chairperaon of the for chairperson fob Dorm regulations that system waa too expenBive and education department. offered fewer featureo than tho PM Although the propooed 'progressing well' 916. adjuotrnent wao originally ocheduled Dr. J ameo Fouche will be the firot The preaent eyatem is an Altee to go before the otate Board of candldate to be interviewed for the According to Bill Lamb, aooi•tent 9300 oound board which io 12 yearo Education In March, the Kentucky position of chairperaon of NKU'a dean of Stud~nt Affaire, the final old and needs numerous repaire. Council on Higher Education Department of Education according policy regulations of the new student Smith oaid Bill Lamb, chairman of requeoted it be delayed In order "to to a memorandum from the Search houoing will hopefully be out of a UCB, told him recommendatlono for coneider with college and university Committee in charge of the selection. opocial policy committee on April 29, the propoeal will be made at either preaidente the impact of the Fouche, associate profeaaor of for the next scheduled meeting of the the next ocheduled board meeting or regulation," according to a Council education, will be interviewed on Board of Regento. during a special meeting. Report. April 6. During that time, he ao all The dormo will be ready for At ita February meeting, the future candldates, will meet with the occupancy in January of 1982, and Council adopted a reaolution urging professional studies program 'a they will be equipped to handle 396 Rynhart chosen the Board of Education to postpone chairmen, Dr. Lyle Gray (provoet), otudenta, eaid Lamb. One third of the ita deliberation on the subject, after administrators, faculty, staff, rooms are completely accessible to KPSA president objections to the requirement were etudenta, education faculty and the the mobility impaired. raloed. arch committee. Lamb eaid he feelo the policy Fred Rynhart, aooiotant profeeoor William ttuckman of Weetem Tha poaition of chairperaon is committee i1 progressing very well. of political oclonce at Northern baa Kentucky University eaid "the being flllod with an internal been elected president of the requirement will increan coete, candldate due to financial co•utraitll, Stage Co. requests Kentucky Political Scienca perhap1 dilcourage eome student. according to Dr. Arthur Kaplan, Aeaociation. from ontering teaching, and creata a chainn.an of the eearch committee new sound system Rhynhart wu elected at the and daan of profeoolonal otudieo. Aoaodation'o annual meeting, held revolution In call- of education." A otudent organization plano to Ralatlng to NKU. however, Information and/or queetion1 recently at Weetern Kentucky petition tha Q"nlvonity Center Boord Unlvenity In Bowllnjr G.-. 1029.tif l"rrdor. April I , , .., THE NORTHBkNEII Faculty Loses Pinelo: salary increase amounts to less money by Mary KID1 wealthy or <>thoro who can LreaL the profeeeion aa pa.rt.·time," he said. Even thou1h an average nine percent But, on onotber note, oome pod N--aal&ry newo for faculty dooo exlot. A newly increaoe for NKU faculty io duo in the 81 ·82 term, " faculty will be moking or1anlzed prolfOM, RISE (Reptor for leoo money in 81-82 than they ore Intornat.ionol Service in Educat.ion), boo molting in 80-81 ," aaid Dr. Adolberto J . joined NKU aa wellaa other universities Plnelo, director of Intornat.ionol Studieo acroea the nation. ond preoident of tho Northern Kentucky Unlvoro!Ly chapter of the Am«!COD RISE lo dooignad to promote faculty AooociAitlon of Unlvorolty Prof-o. whh experUee in eucb areae •• "It'o on lnodequoto coot of IIvia& aariculture, bankin1 and financa, While most students were gathering on the plaza and free speech areas, Don adjuotment," oaid Pinola who lo hualnou and public admlnletrat.ion and Craddock, o senior Radio-TV/Theatre major, sought refuge under the sun CODCOntecl that tho loauo of faculty oc:onomlco to third world nationo. on the gross between the Fine Arts i! 1030.tif ...... April I, .... \9~~1WIJ)(!)~~~----;:~~~c.v~T~$ ~ Proposal asks for unfair savings Aa you can lell from thlo •eek'o Simply ohould take to•ardo the rebuilding of the athletic ~ ourvoy, otudonto IMID to bo divided on ~ 1rill bo up to tho Athletic Council to •bother or not tho athlotlc budpt obould have boon formulate and paoo on to tho prooident for hit ao hard u It ,... 1rith cutbocko. Moot of tho cona:ideratlou. -lo lntorvlo•ed, ~or . acrood academlco are Tho thought& osprooood by tho Athletic Council more Important thaD athletlco and obould come from thlo point on ohould bo elmod to•ardo tho before them at all timoo. Thlo ballef lo a1oo held b... , quick and total roconotruction of our oporta IJV but ouch an omphuio on ocadomico ohould -amo. Tho rocommandationo looued by tho Dot __.. 1"1 ·l-82. TEAM PICTU~ES to koop tho othiotlc p.._..,. In tho feltoring ototo Councllohould •elsh heavily In Albright'o plono for it'1 in now. tho re-financing of NKU'o progr111118 •hlch oufforod When tho ototo pocketbook o•all• 1rith monieo during tho auotority. qain and NKU io out of tho rod and bock In tho Ona thing that 1rill make tho Council'• miooion country and tennio progrlllll8-tbontby making it block, athletico obould not bo tomporarlly puohed and Albright'• job a little more difficult 1rill bo tho utromely difficult to got them back on their foot uide In favor of bolotoring ocadomlc p,._amo and affect& of tho unfair Individual oport'o cutbocko ocain frhen tho univarlity hao more moaoy to !nvoot other areu hit by tho cutbocko loot year and thlo •hich 1rill probably bo pauod at tho nest Board of In athlotico. year. Regent& mooting In lote April. Acrooo tho board cuto ohould have boon A month qo, university President A.D. Tho _,dationo •hich 1rill bo dolibo At home In Owen1boro .everal from tho currently-authorized a2,100 chance. · wookondo ago, I went to the grocery level, and thlo chango would affect Somehow during the debote over tho store to make a quick ahoppi.ng run. As I nearly 300,000 fami.lieo. budget cuts, we must pauae and re.fiect went through the checkout line, a young The Prooident aloo hao propoood on that. man offered to carry my grocorieo to tho rootrictiono In tha Guaranteed Student Somewhere we must ask what price car for me. Loan Program. Loano would bo limited 1rill bo extracted from oocloty ao a I laughed and thanked him, but oaid to educational costa m.inue ell:p«:ted sacrifice for reduced government I thought I could handle it on my o..n. family contributiono and other aid. The •pending In otimulat!ng education, He took the hag &nf"ay and oaid there in·ochool !nteroot ouboidy would bo training, reaoarch and development. ,was aomething on his mind he needed to eliminated and londero would bo denied Whom are we helping with cuto? talk to me •bout. opoclal allo•ance they prooontiy receive Whom are we hurting? Can thio country Aa we walked, he explained he waa a on parental loans. maintain ita posture at the forefront of college student, that he waa worJdnc at Tho Congroolioual Budpt Office hao the reaoarch and development arena tho otoro to help pay hio way through projected that ao many u half of all without a atrong commitment to ochool, and thot if tho government took GSL borrowaro could loao their toano providing and maintaining higher away finand.al aid he was receiving in under thaoo propoaalo and that many educatioo opportunitioo for aU-not juot tho form of a otudont loan, there ,... no bank1 may be diecouraged from thooo •ho can afford it? ,..y bo-or hio family-could afford to Tboao are tho .....tlal and relevant partlcloting In tho -· _,_ tho tuition cooto. m.t>er education offldalo have told quootioGo that muot - bo aot uido in He ••• u .mew. aa he could be and uo that thaoo cuto could fon:,o 300,000 to tho ruoh to roduco Fodonl _..sing. I ....,. tluot loolo far f,_ tho only oao Ia 7210,000 otudftto out of collop in tho Tho ---boch curront and that dllemma. Tb.. oro thouoando of 1981-32 ocboolyoar and ohut-., man long ..._-of oach and .....,. propoood othoro '""- ohiUty to otart or otay In thaD 200 omallor !notitutiono of hfiMr oction mUllt bo carefully ...qbed. collop lo thNatenod by riaing onoto and ...... Of Immediate concern lo tho ohrinldnc ....,.. of llnaadal aooiotanco. In additioa, ,... have boon told thot traumatie impact thoao cuto 1rill have In Tho point tluot young man modo poor tbo roductioe 'llrOUJd COUll a -.mllc.ant tho next ocbool yaar. StudoDta, -to. toucMd bame 1rith me and Wuotratoo wbo are helped by 1overnment riao Ia tho coot of education to otudanto and !natitutloaa of hlcloor education - of tho NU0<\1 •hy I have milled aoe1atanoa p,._.mo. u flnancl,oiiJr'l~ !notitutiooo rlioe have boon glva abool11tely no load time -'ooo about tho IBIIJor budaet cuto I'm thinldng about tho -trictiooo tuitioG cooto and l>rlq 011 a oubotantial to maka any lllij-t at all. and ohifto In Foclonl opancling •hich are .... might bo ~ t.hrouP aid to catbock In -.dl _....,. at IBIIJor I can aay for a feet that thoro io a no• makia• their •ay throu•h hi.hor education cooto, that 1rill univeriotioo. .,..1ring ~...U of oupport from Congneo. ohortchallp thio country'• abWty to Tboao ...... ungo are alarming and people OVW)"'I'...., for Congnao to move Aft.r all, no ono can &rlrUe 1rith tho bolp our young peoplo- and thuo our c:aUM for cooo..D. quickly and rubbor-otamp ita approval overall object1v11 of th111 cute. futuro-to tho fulloot. Thlo country'o .-toot rooouree lo to tho total opeJ>Ciiq cut package tho Everybody wantl to •• Federal Tho Adminiotrati011 hao pro~ and alwqo lou ..... tbo laoocapdlo Adminlotratioo propoood. ~ are opendlnc roduood and tho bwljJot cut& totalling a300 milllon In budget fact that tho country'o futuro lo In tho &uotrated 1rith continued !nflotion. bolaDood. Ublriao, no OM can .,.,.. aut'-ity and a:100 milll011 In -.ctual hondo of ito young -lo. Tboy blama ..,v...... _t _..nng u a that tloon ion 't n>OCD for odnoldonblo outloyo In Flocal Year 1982 for Bulc Tho !npnuity and ~tioa of major contributor. Thay •ant bolt-tiP~ all tbo ""Y around tho EducatioG Qwortwsity Gnmto to low people hao put thlo oountry ,....., it lo _...,. cloae and tboy •ant It cloae Foclonl~ . Income It aloo _.._.to today-tho ...... Ia technolocical and _, At tho.._ ~ ...... _, I have -to. acientlflc advance&. In no emall ...... from 14 to 10 tho I 101U1t ~ c1oae. too, but _,t ol ~Income whldi a tbo ...... - oould ... Oil tbo - ol -t - tbot hao ~ bocauoo oomahow, tbou.h, ou thou.ht a.ld,.-...... ~ tW will ...... ,t'o family auot ODDtribl;ta to blo ..,_ant OBcooarapd people to Clllltln- to ~ Ia m,y llliDd and I llave a dramatie oad ~ 1.._t ...... -.and NquiN ...... tbolr -- potoatial """ tbo ,_. ol tbo -,.. ..u..provWad opponualtleo for bJc1Mr - ...... tbo - · If- act too l'a __ ...... ,totbo..,....ve ano -budaa - u...... otu<~oat. ~. II - act wltloout outlldoDt ...... ,_._ .-.-u~~ ~ totloaaowiiD, far dooooP* ud ""...... will-.... coata ,i!t ~ ,..._ will ..... JII'CIPC*II, tile _,__a-!Uud~ tW Uador tt.o ..uua I ...... tJo¥ will llauat W. eouMrY po.'l !'8 ...,. to .... tbo ~ 1 ..,...... w bo ...._. 10 II~ 1210 ....__._....._ . ~tW ..-..,._ __ ,. -· l - - -- ...... 1031.tif ----Letters To the Editor_) A merica funds slaughter Dear Editor, the current regime and that "the chief March 24th waa the anniversary of killer of the Salvadorians is the the aasaaaination of El Salvadorian government MCurity forces." Arch biahop, Oscar Romero. The At the funeral of Archbiohop Catholic prieat woa gunned down during Romero, 400,000 peaaanta turned out to ing it maaa, I year ago, by Righteata in a San honor the Prieat. 60 were kllled, and lr foot Salvadorian Church. Romero who was a more than 660 wounded when the lnvoet atrong aympathizer with the Lefteet Righteat opened fire. At an earlier peasants in their etnaggle against the demonetration, which was called to boon Righteat Death Squada and military, ohow the aolidarity of the people on Jan. He, God, thair was not alone aa for church officials 22, 1960, 200 were kllled and 300 to kllled by oligarchic Righteat. Eleven wounded when the Rigbteat Ready help udof others, prieata and miuionarya have aharpahotera again opened fire on the does have WW I, WW ll, Korea, - alao met death by the U .S.·backed Parade. The horron and advocity'a V~etnam vets. ott... Right. Robert White, U.S. former build up into a lojical conclusion. We are lou of ambaooador to El Salvador haa pleaded funding a, olaughter of people graaping Rod Cross: Ready for 1 ,_ 1032.tif ~TKIIii;i;i~~llNII~·~-.~· Alri~·· ·~.., ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;o;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;~f!)WJ(!)~---- '7~Wir ~~W)W~ Doris, my animal terminator, bids adieu I lo•t a sood friend the other day. We had been my car eomething atupid like Dee Dee, eo I named through an awful lot, ahe and I. Doria was my her Doris. I thought that was cloee enough. constant companion, day and night, seven days a Doris was like a shark that had tasted human week for t.be last four years. blood after that. By the time I got rid of her, we had J remember watching her drive away that aunny nailed two dogs, eeveral domeatic ducks, one rabbit, day. Two oputt.en, a cloud of black smoke and •he one bird and enough insecta to fill a Hefty garbage wu gone. That wu the laat I saw of I>Qria ... Doria bag. Dart that i.e. Tbe finest 1969 Dodge to ever burn a Cleaning her out for the new owner was one of quart of oiL the hardest things I have ever done. The back seat Oori• wu IIOI't of the family type when I found was like a walk down memory lane-old ahoes. dried her. You know the kind·plaatic eeat coven, a up food, flunked eumo and a watch that I thought 1 Procter and Gamble parking •ticker, and a little loat in Florida. poodle hanging from the rearview mirror which The trunk was more like a compost pile. I'm sure rna.kee the whole thing smell like a pine tree. the atrongest horse manure in the county would not I felt -.y for her, stuck out there in the fertilize any better than the sludge 1 shoveled out of •uburbo, having to li•ten to WWEZ hack and forth the spare tire well. to the PTA meetings. I thought to my.. lf, "she Finally it was all over. the papera were signed ain't ao bad, aU ehe needa is a college student to a b+a·u+i·f·u·l friendship. and Doris waa gone. If only cars could talk, the liberate her from the chain• of the middle class." Doria got her name not too long after that when storiea she would tell. I can hear her right now On the-Y home I too88d the smelly little mutt abe and I amasbed this cat in Bellevue on a rainy telling some taxi cab down in Newport how much in a sewer, and placed the plaatic eeat covers in a night. I think that old cat would have lived if I she misses me ...... Goodwill boll where they could be reincarnated as a hadn't had those snow tires on the front. But one " .... and that atinking slob never washed me once. leiaure suit. or Wrlpping for alicea of American thing is for eure, he never knew what hit him. The He played tbio barnyard country mu•ic all the time cheeee. Wbeo we pulled into the driveway sis hours fat woman who owned the cat told me ita name was and let my rear end rust into oblivion. Why I hope later obo had tar 011 her fonder•, du•t on the Dee. Feeling pretty bad about the whole thing, I be spends the re•t of hi• life in five o'clock traffic windowa, White Cutle bolloa in the back aeat, and a decided to name my car after that fallen kitty. behind a bu• in an old beat·up R.amblar who .. WEBN frlabeo in tho trunk. It was the beainning of Fortunately, I wao not foaling bad enough to name windows won't roll up lilt" GLG Syndrome will hamper a girl's study every time - by Muy Bath Ruochell walkat It '1 always someone who causes It happono every 88mooter, it •talko you to noek with nervousness, and in your conacience everyday, it survives cal<.. you conatently afraid of lifting off Of nervouanel!ll!l and it lneers at every your anne in bia preoence from lack of available female, in every claasroom on roll-on protection. every campua. That'a right! You Now that you know your studies are guesoed itl It's the ol' GLG Syndrome belple.. , and your chances of a date with (otherwi88 known a•. the Great Looking this guy are bopeleoo, it '• time to teke Guy Syndrome!. It never failal We, the ~fl£..,~__,_=!;~ charge and get him to notice you. This i• EdltG.-Ia;:hlef...... Rick Dammert girl• of NKU promiae ouroelveo and a •teep step to climb for many of us. Managing Editor...... Sally Swauger pray to everything and anything under After dealing out all of our money every Buelaeea Manqer...... , ...... Bob the aun for concentration on our studies FTey eemester, we're left with practically Advertisiq Muager...... , ..... : ... . . Diane Neiser during the upcoming aemeoter• and nothing to win thia guy over. No new Aut. Managing EdJNewo ...... Kevin Steab then- WHAM- mother nature elaps us outfit, coametlca, or figure aalono. Aut. Maaagiag Ed./Productioa...... , ..... , ...... George Soister once again by aitting that Great So what do we do? Where do we turn? Featuree :&utor.....•...... •. .. .•...... Kim Adams Looking Guy next to u• in cl ...tlt'• not - Tbat'o rigbtl Our famou• Student EDt.enainment Edltor...... ••• . ... . Donna Milkowski fair Ill Directory! Tbia little booklet boo fired Spon. Editor...... Kim Goss up more of tho biggeot partioo, the Chief Photographer...... Frank Lang But repitition strikes once longest friendships, and the moat Datebook ...... Jeannine Gallenstein more when that Great Look romantic involvements than the Yellow New1: E:Dt.ertal.Dm•t: Rich Boobno. Bob F'Ny, Brent Meyer, Meli ..a Spencer, Greg Hatfield, ing Guy comes in class swim Pages. We atudentll havo relied on this diroc:tory for yoano. It'• a quick guide for DiaDM 1Uee. Jeanaiae Gllllenltein, Marek Lugc,.nld, Joe Boone. ming of confidence and Margaret Grovee, U.. Hecp, Mary ua deaperatee to arrive at our J 1033.tif - · - ...... TH& ~UIQ· Rep-at-large and iudicial candidates voice platforms Following are tbe at.t.ementa of Bria.a Humphftoo, public adrniniotra· pruent atudent. government, ip the Tau Kappa Epoiloa t 'rateralty, ten of the 11 candidat.ee running fiX t.ion major aenH that I repreeent. a rural Geoi iee are i.e with o take This is of us. ' every (;A \IR IU OS tically ~Main Sired, C:O...inqton, Ky 'o new CJ.·'II c/A4 1034.tif THE NORTHERNER ~ . ApiJ I, 1181 r------Polltical Letter~ ----, SIMp~ Speakilg ------our State legfalaturea, and moat In order to aid necessary cuts in the overall Parking attendants importantly be a roaidont of Kentucky. . ' Baing a roaident lo important becauoo budget, President A.D. Albright has planned to seek SG positions our logiolaturoa aro utromeiy bu•y cut the athletic budget while planning to wbUa in -ion and ouroly will not To Tho Student Body: dovoto ouch valued time to an out-of· increase faculty salaries and maintaining Tho parldng lot attandanta from St. state lobbylot. academic programs. Do you favor this type of E. Hoopital in Covington wioh to run ao I would be offoctivo at this pooition write-in candidateo in tho upcoming becauoo I bavo attended legislature cut? Why or Why not? If not, what type of cut Student Government Eloctiono. Wo fool aesaion1 in the put, have contacte in , , should be made? that eince the average atudeut doea not State Govornmont, and I am tho only Jmow or care what Student Government candidate for thia pooltion that Ia a lo. that wa off• a bettor choice In Kontucky rooldont. Mako your vote .. leadership on Eloction Day. count, vote for effective, quallfied If elected. wo promloo to apond aU tho rep.,..ntatJon . money allotted to SO on the largeat beer Greg Colston, bash NKU has ever ooon. We would hold Candidate for it at the Fort Thomas Pub, whore the Secretary of Exeternal Affairs boor would run free aU day. Our boor bash would become a yearly event. Jackle McMoalgle, freshman undeclared Dave Oreeele, freahman marketing We realize that many atudonta would major major be jailed becauao of thia boor baah. One Leaders you pick J don't favor cutting the athletic No, I don't approve of cutting the of tho firot thingo we would do if elected, budget. Tho athletes need aU tho money athletic budget. Although I fool the they can get. Although tho faculty ia to paaa a motion cutting off financial will effect SG academic programs should be stres&ed aid to the various clubs and Greek deserve a raise due to the coat of living, more than sports, I think only a froo 1035.tif "*r. Afortll,llll Tlla- . moat tuclty. UM bu•y U DOL >uL'<>f· ition L11n1 Rally ... at noon on Friday, April 3. Hear the candidates in front of eta in the Fine Arts Center. in case of bad weather, the election rally 1 only will be held in the University Center lobby. The Coca Cola Botti· io a ing Co. will provide free soft drinks. vote Ill fled ., Debate ... from noon to 1 p.m. on Monday, April 8. Contested can Ia Lon, didates for president, vice president and secretary of external to for affairs will debate the issues in the University Center Theater. Ifairs Hear the replay on campus radio station WRFN on Monday from 5 to 6 pm, Tuesday from 9:30 to 10:30 am and Wednesday from 10 to 11 am . Pollworkers . . . are still needed. You will be compensated for at least a half-hour's work. The organization whose members put in the most hours will receive a plaque and $10-voucher from the NKU Bookstore. Each of the top two pollworkers will receive a week pair of tickets to the upcoming Arlo Guthrie concert. Four rear's !-shirts and ten ARA "$1-off" coupons for use in the cafeteria • will will be awarded the next pollworkers with the most hours. Iii do Student GoverDDlent Every pollworker will receive a free movie pass, two free and games in the gameroom and, for each half-hour one helps at ,heir the polls, his name will be entered in a drawing for a Northern . His needs your vote jacket from the NKU Bookstore . arnai so A.prll 7 and 8 For Information, call Student Government at 292·5149. 1est, a is and Vice ! geL tan! will alao Polls Thanks Student Government wishes to Business, Education and Fine Arts 'Center thank the following for their n ,Psychology'Center (third floor) (second floor) contributions to Spring Elections, Tuesday - noon - 1 pm 1981 . Tuesday - 11 :30 am • 1 pm Wednesday - 11 :30 am - 1 pm 5:30 - 9 pm Ia to Wednesday - 11 :30 am - 1 pm Natural Sclence'Center and 5:30-9 pm (second floor) MrDonald'• LU. Chase'College of law Tuesday - 9 am - 2:30 pm Highland Heights location. ~: (lobby) Wednesday - 9 am - 2 pm Buy one Big Mac, get one free with ' .. coupon . can Tuesday - noon - 1 pm Unlverslty'Center 1 • 5:30 - 6:30 pm (plaza level) of Wednesday - noon - 1 pm NK.lJ Bookstore 5:30 - 6:30 pm Tuesday - 11 am • 1 pm Wednesday - 11 am - 1 pm University Center. Landrum Academic Center Ten percent discount on all items (first floor) (ground floor) except textbooks, sundries and sale items with coupon. Tuesday - 10:30 am - 1 pm Tuesday - 11 am - 6 pm 5:30 - 6:30 pm Wednesday - 11 am - 6 pm Wednesday - 10:30 am - 1 pm .Famous Redpe 5:30 - 6:30 pm Highland Heights location. ... Chicken regularly $1 .39 now $1 Stop by a polling booth and pick liP a coupon sheet, 1 I !:. J 1 with coupon. IJ rlJ d t:llll!Jt '1 ! .. tcf ..• '1 • ::I ;.. ~ "'• I I 1036.tif A TL sponsors Yours to acting workshop purchase! for NKU students The •tems up for sole at Actoro Theatre of Louioville (A TL), th1s Sunday's art oudton the Stete Theatre of Kentucky, will he are res1dmg rn the Ftne Arts aponsoring 1 workahop in acting Morn Gallery unhl they fmd technJquea and ez.ercises at Northern new homes. (Greg Glahn The w'orkohopo will he held in the NKU photo) . Fine Arts Center Main Stage on Monday and Tuesday, April 6 and 7. The NKU Theatre Department is aponsoring the workshop, and while Art For Sale participation will he limited to NKU students, observers are invited. The actors conducting the workshop will be Mory Ed Porter and Robert Spera, who Auction to offer many works have worked with professional theatres by George Meinhardt across the country. Art Ioven """' t.reoted to a taote of thio coming Sunday to raiee fun do for the Student Art Council 'a Porter will be leading ATL'a Sunday's art auction at a preview ehow given workshop for the eecond eeason. She has efforts to provide e•ceptional educational Sunday, March 29, in the Fine Arte GaUery. oppnrtunitiee for atudente in the vioual arte. most recently performed in A Chri•tma.$ The worka ohoW'D wero thoee to he auctioned off, Carol and Oedipu1 At Th• Holy Pklce at Gary Armolrong, the Student Art Council'o April 5, at 2 . p.m. on the Fine Arte GaUery advieor, ea.id thfl volume, variety and value of thia the Indiana Raportory Theatre. Mainotap, ao part of the Student Arte Council 'o year'a contributiona to the auction have eurpaaaed While at A TL Porter aloo taught Fourth Annual Art Auction. thoee of the three previouo yeero. voice and diction at the University of Tboee attending the preview ahow viewed works The variety Armstrong spoke of ia quite evident Louioville. She has worked at the Aoolo oubmitted by area profeooional artlot ouch ao Lela in the themeo of the paintingo on dioplay Sunday. Theatre, the Oregon and Colorado Cooney, Cedric Chang, April Footer and Jack Vioitoro to tho preview oaw palnlingo of wildlife, Shakespeare Festivals, Mummers Meanwell, ao well ao piaceo contributed by local auch ao "Black Bearo" by Ray Harm, palnlingo Theatre and Players State Theatre. a.mateura and Northern Kentucky Univereity'e own with humorous tones, auch aa one entitled, " Knock When in New York, she teachea art inatnJctore and atudente. Knock," and abstract works, such as "Green Hilla' workshops in movement and The worka on dioplay included not only oil and byMu Gunther. Shakespeare at The Actors Institute. acrylic palntinp, but alao drawingo, coramlca, The auctioneer for Sunday's event will be Mrs. For further information, contact pottery, fabric& and oculpture ao wall. All of th... Judy Stevena of Ft. Thomas, the owner of "The Jack Wann at 292·5420 or 292·5560. worlu are to be put on the auctioneer's block this Way We Wero" antiquo ahop in r· ,.,U,.,ati. ~ Collage , ...lift is a literary work Actor's Theatre of louisvr11e from 24 of NKU's best poets, writers and artists. with Collage Bus StOp is the result of 10,000 BY hours of creative effort. Wllliam loge Collage Wedqesday Ap..U 8th is available now 8:00 p.m. Fine Arts Main at the information desk. Tickets: Stage and in the stereo listenin center. '2 NKU students with vaUd J.D. '3 NKU ~l!calty and Staff When the last one is gone .... f4 General Admission th~rt:1, WQ.~;,~ ::?e ~: ~re.uo l the Unlwrsfty Center lnt.l'lllttlon Center 1037.tif Li, be ng lrn tu on is Ue iU be be rPut~ I >O ~~ ••.. •...• . .. ~ f!Jlutt It Pet tOO It ,f f!JJull/7/ted $~: Jfo~ #nvcl/7~ Ntt In 1hll PI~ it ionsl NKU President A.D. Albright (in the left photo) and his secretary (sittmg, not standing, tn the nght photo) demonstrated to the entire university this week that o chonce tn offtce plans ts not thot hard to overcome. (Ed . Note: The person standing in the photo on the right is Governor John Y. Brown, who visited Albright this week] Brass stalled In order fo flush away classroom woes (yeah) b;r &1M writ. Brown. Governor Brown announced today that "Tbrw?" eJa...... opace baa been found fe< t.bo otudento "Sorry, Studant Govii'DJDint." diopiKid by t.bo crumbU,. of t.bo Lodnun ''Two??" Acadomlc Bullcllq. " Finondal Ald." ''Tbl oaly opace - could IIJid Ia in t.bo DIW "O...mltr" Admlulatratloa Bullcllq," llid Bl'OWD u t.bo .. Accowtt!DIJ ... upriNioD qulckl7 cbanpd OD t.bo fOCII of ''Tbl...... _t, olr? You are movi"' uo to t.bo odmlulatraton -t at t.bo aftornoon DIWI ""-ttlII" CODflftDCI, '~ No no:' chuckled. lhown. " Of courae "All Eqllab cluooo will be bold 011 t.bo licbtll -... - Ia down u.... w. &rl -... lloor ill &1M - ofo'&IM top admiDiatroton," Mid ya111nto your privati reotroomo." Bl'OWD u a wan of ~ -...! to mow "Our wbot!lf," c:riod t.bo brau in uniooD. tbrouP Nort.born'o top bruo. "Your I'Mtroom, you lmow, that Uttloluxury wo "Mr. Oovii'DO<, I tab It tho admlnlotratioD will built in your ofllcoo whoa tlmM won pod," llid t.bo be mov~Dc to t.bo -oat.b n-:· qlllltiODid one Gov.nor. unldonWiod obO 1038.tif Z r!OYd J.'!lr!HS TI08 Nllr!H.LIION r!H.L Campus Clippings and Cutbacks strike vital classes from schedule by Provoet Lye fa the Hay diagram: Ia it helpful if you're stoned? With the N!CenUy propooed financial SOC 317 Sociology of Transmj11ions: cutbaclu on both the federal and state Due to the high degree of otudent level. it ie inevitable that many interest displayed over the fall semester departmente will be forced to eUminate couree " Sociology of Cars'", the eocial new coureee and programs from Lheir sciencea department has decided to otrer curriculum. Rumor has it that this a more intensive atudy concerning this otreamlining effect will be evident In the mode of tranaportation. The first BOOn to be released scheduJe of summer installment, in what will be a continuing classes. Below is a listing of coursea, series, deals with the sociological along with a brief description of each aspects of the automobile 's In answer to numerous student complaints regarding the difficulty of oubject, that will in all likelihood be tranamiasion. Topics to be covered telling the time with NKU's new Administration Building clock, o new face "victims" of the government's scheme include: The automatic va. the manual was added to alleviate further problems. to reduce funding to univenitiea. The tranamiaaion- how to dress for both. clusea that will aot appear in the Why it'o wrong to force a '67 Chevy into PSY 473 Psychological Study of they actually trend setters in the fashion summer ~ehedule due to the cutbacks reverse while apeeding along a Urban Dwellers: This upper-division world? are: congested freeway on a Friday course concern• itself with an MAT 377 Calculuo Made Fun: In this afternoon. The Toyota five speed-does investigative look at the people who PHI 011 Philoeophy and You: An mathematics course an innovative it bring a aenee of worthinesa? reside in large American inner cities. introopoc:tive otudy designed to aid the technique will be uoed in order for the ENG 299 Mark Twain, A Detailed The advantages and hardohipo of urban student in realizing one'a full potential. student to become more receptive to the Study: Thia courae is ideal for thoee who life will be diocuooed at length along Thio in depth couroe will include lively subject matter. The instructor will deaire to become familiar with Clemona' with the noted pootulate of Harvey discusaions concerning life evente which interject the lecture with obscure pointe pereonallife. Along with the mandatory Smock, theoriot and New York City cab are coneidered critical to an individual's and questions concerning the atudy of readings of his cla11ical works, the driver, concerning maaa transportation existence and ultimately their math in hopes of making the course course will alao highlight some rather in large cit.iea and why buses stink. Alao happineas. The aubjecta will range from: more "light hearted." Some key and offbeat but intareoting topico which are pertinent queationo will be preoented by Acne- Ia is really necessary, or what? little known points which will be opened connected to this author. For example: the inatructor for group diacu11ion. A To that ever pressing question, " Why is for d.ieeuuion include: The number 9, ie Did Twain own more than one white suit aampling of those queations are: Bob Braun still employed? Note: Thoae it really necessary? A clooe up look at or _iuat an expensive dry cleaning tab? A Aagreasion in the subway-le it an finding the queation on Braun's status Pytbagorao, did be oincerely hate cats? look at the satirist's obvious effective way to get a date? Inner city puzzling are otrongly urged to enroll in Why the No. 2 pencil io so popular preoccupation with the river life-Did he smog, does it really give the sunset an PHI 389, The Absurd: Don't Aok among mathematicians. Plotting a Venn really long to be a catfioh? intereetlng hue? The bag people; are Queotiono. Weird things happening because of Reagan's scissors by Morio Lately, John Connor, director of the department, NKU'o beautiful body of water. Ronnie Ray·gun has zapped the educational has been oeen lifting his pent logo in order to obtain O During thio time of diacomfort, otudenta will syatem demanding that the 60 states comply to his a ride into town. Captain Smith hu been aeen nolo- be able to drive, but will have to take a rules and regulations. picking up Connor aince he haa aocees to his special tranoportation unit deoigned by the Thia cruel attack has forced Governor John Y. daughter's tandem bicycle. univenity'o phyaical plant. Brown to ask Kentucky universities to "cut back" OClaoaea have aleo been ohortened to five DThio unit io a melt-down of the Judd Sculpture on unnecessary spending. minutes. No longer will students be able to sleep a and "Way Down Eut." An unidentified eouree told Northern Kentucky Univeraity is being full 50 minuteo during a profeaeor's exciting (yawn!) The Nortbenaer the adminiatration tried to return puniohed becauoe of being a " cry baby" otated lecture. Couroes will become oelf·inot.ructed olnce tha (.,...tiva?l work of art to the artiota, but were Brown during an interview with The Kentucky teachers will be find. Volunteerin1 for their told, "Sony Suckenlll" Poot. pooitions will be the elected officialo of Student The president of the university, A.D. Albright, is Government. DOne of the last ltema on the liot to be planning to move his office to a atall in the men 's OStudento will have to rent guide doge to get owallowed up io the dormo. Since the teachen are lavatory, according to an inside source. The source around becauee electricity will be turned off. For being terminated, they have the options of renting alao revealed paper allocations will also be tooting purpoeeo and more votao, SG Preoident Sam tho dormo at a low fae. diminished. Thuo, Albright will be forced to write Bucalo hao deoigned a pencil with an attached pen· There io only one otipulation; they will have to his memorandum• on the walla of the stall. light. The utensils will be given to the otudenta after ohare the dorma with the biology department's The insider also aaid Albright said if students, Bucalo has made oure they have voted for the right rabbits and rata. The formex profeaeora will aleo faculty or ataff have comment&, problems or just pereon [ao eoon ao he figurea out who that ioJ. have to feed and take care of the creatures as well as want to converM, they ahould write the notes on the O Since the coaches have to pay -le to attend learn a few mannera &om them. back of a drop-add olip. (Tape a dime to the olip eo the oporting events, the athletic procram will be For one month's free rent, the faculty member Albright can open the door If noc:eoaary.l done away with altopther. can adopt a rat or rabbit but halobe io not forced to Other cutbecks include: O Faucets releaolna tho dlotilt.cl ""'- for tho do 110. O NKU's own Barney Flfeo- The Department of coffae made by the ARA Food SarvicAo in the Grillo Public Safety. The officero, in order to help out, plan and Cafeteria, will be dloconnected. The new plan lo OFinally, The Nortberaer will be hit with a big to hitchhike from the little brick houeeln the woodo that a direct hoee to i.ako Inferior be hooked up. budget reduction which will terminate our oupply of (otherwioe known u Lot G) to our concrete city. O PbyiHICI claoeeo will aloo have to bathe in typewriter rib &wz1 Clpr/IIZZZZ ______----..... Nortbemer editor lUck Dammert term papen and nowopapen which that, "It wu DO accident." wu ltilled Monday in a tragic miohap dominate SutherlaDd'o omc. fell on NKU newo ... Kevin Staab Dammert in Lola SutherlaDd •• om.. in the Fine tha lata edit«, c:ruahlni him, hia commented,""" juot doo't- how Arto Buildlq. reporter'o notebook, preu puo, all thoeo papen fall. H• om.. hu "lUck luod ..,... ovw apln to try otudont 10, a yaen oupply of .tr.e beon that -Y for yean and e.hon'o gone, and get Loi.o to COIIllMDt OD W11)' obo - to the lJihthouee Ltd., and never beon an lncldet of thlo nature roollnod," u:plalnod Mau1ln1 hia favorite autop"apMd picture of bolon. Plua, ""all know how olck obo Edit« Sally s ...-. "wt.. be bit Cbrlo Evwt. wu of uo aaldq for the untold otory tha big one. " Rumore immediately becan behind h• reolpatlon." party begins Apparently, tho mae- ol old cil'culat.inl PDOIII otaff m~berl 1039.tif 11~ No.---J-he r f\e r ~ 1\ S~ ?-~"f. 3 Budget cufs blamed for collapse of Landrum {Ed. rooto: "LtuuiM4m Hall io falli•ll everyone has haard of N. Kentucky down, fa/lin11 down, fol/inll dpwn. Unlverolty, they will ba dying to come Ltuul"'m Hall io fallin11 down, my fair rwad.r•. "/ here, " aald the official, who laughf'd and added, "and then they'll ba dying when the get h....,l " by Mother Goooe Tragedy otruck Northern Kentucky Following ie The Northeraer'e Unlvoroity April 1 when the Charleo 0 . exclusive reconstruction of the Landrum Landrum Academic Center caved in, destruction incident: killing 20 faculty and 183 oLudentl. Authorities say the building caved in becau.., it was made of cardboard. Why Crash!!! such a structure had not collapsed "The oky is falling, the sky is earlier is beyond anyone's imagination felting! " When asked why Landrum was made r of of auch material, Harvey SchmidJapp, oce construction engineer, replied, "The Boom!!! budget cuts forced us to use building "Landrum Hall is falling down, materials of lower quality. Of course, we falling down ... " ehion didn't expect a cardboard building to collapse. This certainly comes as quite a surprise,'' he said. winking with one eye. others braces themselves for aftershocks. By the way. 203 people were k•lled H' the Bang!!! t: An One university oficial, who preferred quoke (photographer ~ow deceased) " Heeey, Man, the stufryou sold me d the to remain anonymous, said there is on~ Northern national publicity that has " Why, this event could even help our is reaUy working." ntial. positive aspect of the tragedy: it gets long-been overdue. lively bas ketball recruiting. Now that And then there were none! •hich lual'o heir from: rhat7 Murder Continued ihy is Bye 'hose Sports editor Kim Goss added, Bye "Lois'a fingerprints are all over the :atus papers and it's kind of weird how ahe >11 in WRFN escaped injury." Ask , The only witne01, Mory Nell Gravediggers Sutherland, argued, "Sure it was an turn to accident. Mom just thought quicker · qcknowledge than Rick. Hock, moot everyone did." numerous cheers When aaked if Tba Norib8nler after laying to rest would iniUate a further inveatigaUoo the WRFN staff of the circumatancee surrounding which bowed to their dear departed'a death, The Northerner in spokeaman Bob Frey aald, "I doubt it." athletic contests Staab added, "Probably not." yesterday. Swauger concluded, "Don't count on it." Harper bores Nerds to death The remaining memboro of the now defunct Norib..,... died today in WRFN staff aided to compete a tragic holocauet. Eyewltne•- ac:rou the hall in Student Government commented that the members of their favorite in athletics against Northerner newspaper were literally and brutally bored to death by temporary by Coach "my players be allowed to atand on a specificaUy replacement advieor, George Harper. Es.tensive equipment and rule's preparations conotructed platform so that they will ba able LO get Sometime• SG President Sam have begun to accommodate the athletic endeavors tho ball over tho net." Bums added, In regards LO Bucalo NICalled, "We uae to walk by of campus radio station WRFN. the volleyball match, his team was conatantly and ..,. Lhe tell·tale oigns of this It seems that in order for WRFN to show ita confuaiDg volleyball with basketball during their ment.al torture." tremendous lack of athletic prowess in voUeyball, hourly practice sessions. " lt'e true," remarked Bryant softball and tug-o-war contests against The "We'd give it to Keith our server and he'd juat Bauer, aspiring SG president, "They Northeraer staff, the fields and tools of play are stort dribbling lt. Then> was no way Stanley, our were conatantly yawning and going LO have Lo be altered greatly. spiker, was ever going to even get to try to get it to stretchJng. We just never realized The eo-called radio station has sent a lengthy the other team," said Bums. how much danger they were in. We memorandum the athletic department detailing to Finally, Bums aoked that his team ba chained Lo never knew juat how boring Mr. the changes that need LO ba made. their end of the tug~war contest, "or else they'll Harper wae." grab both ends and •tort playing high watlr·low Formar 1tudent1 of Mr. Harper WRFN man~ and sometime• faculty member water." agreed and romembarod their put Bill Bums has asked that for the aoftball gama, tho The Nortlteraer has kindly agned to all th..., experienceo. bases be numbered and appropriate arrows drawn changes which apparently place a handicap on them. "Tha man Is dull," otated Tom 80 hi1 playen willlmow which way to run and where Editor and coach Rick O'Shaa Dammert Groeechen, former Harper Law LO run, "if tbay oven hit the ball." commanted, "We are more than happy to ._ to student now covering Simon Kenton "Wo would Wte rod tapa placed at tba handle and th- changes. Our media hao alwaya baen tho more for 1040.tif ~ ~ 5 5 PAGE SHEET BULL NORTHERN @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ 8 • • tlat.me. ' won . c:lothingoathairbocl.iea COI'T'Mpoodenl ...... ,. .... r ...,..._.._...... ~ ~ . . .me. . . ?.~~1~ £f~ .,.,~ ~.~~-L~n 1"'UUlin& 1"'UUlin& • • 1"bay lObar .uy •bM been t ' haven no to littk with campw the Hub R•bbit permanent our become . ali1m ... clW:b clW:b to to to . . ...n oa oa ba ba I I oewepapar their to de:Kined the eill window the poeltiOIUI abe'U and Hash Rabbit ln Meeting Watdwn belt the I'm that IIDCI. 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I'm Oh boy, boy, all all Iran Iran of Shah lllte the with ln you w•y her her tied il il about about put But Jl'OUPI' Jl'OUPI' both both U.., U.., · · of bMt tha tha eevenl. eevenl. fer without Haviq Haviq .u .u JOM JOM pap. pap. will will froat froat the OD it print intereatfn&, be be )'MI'S. )'MI'S. t.be t.be especially especially I wu Burnett Carol Carol liked liked . . gTMt . . cunpua OD IIIII to ...... they wbt!D wbt!D tra¥11 tra¥11 IVI'Il IVI'Il .amething .amething of picture • take I .. 800D u me me on on story your kid, "Hey Mid, and JT•bbecl -.me -.me mamt.l mamt.l . Heck the lf'OUP lf'OUP tha piKe. of of to to that that me hu and want I anything be be uaurecl uaurecl editor editor an when one E:Dqllirer N•dc.al day day Ed. Ed. 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Ed News t t ' wasn t i PhotoEd. PhotoEd. Frey Frey out out I.:yout of the found found uad editor job took • • Staab Staab g g Lon I I whea Ndly wu I , However dililluakmad dililluakmad • • Bob Bob Kevin Kevin Fronk Fronk multiple multiple for I . mout.romy . . oeecb joined joined • • • • tmder-tidiDc tmder-tidiDc joiJ:U.oa joiJ:U.oa oae oae bave this this moc.ive for for • • • • to to elM Everyone of variety • teeml teeml reucNUI. reucNUI. It.bi.aJr.ljoirledTMN~becaUBaof It.bi.aJr.ljoirledTMN~becaUBaof • the the ito the on . . toilet) go mean mean • • il il do do I the oo I'm when and and go; inform~tioa inform~tioa frequenthit.aofacid. frequenthit.aofacid. i i iDOW'pepll'. iDOW'pepll'. • I I an,y an,y bu anyone to to get 1Fith datee with lpi.nn.i.ng who who other theM talk talk ~.lou& ~.lou& Mgr. 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Coior Carol Carol plug plug puJ.J.iDa puJ.J.iDa OD OD D'lll D'lll " " f f academ~c academ~c eye eye our from sty newspaper er ern h ort N move e R • • • • • • • • n n Puii-Out_Sectio Liner Cage Bird Week's • • 1041.tif PHOTO NOT AVAILABLE NOR NEEDED Frankly Farkle All the rumors and trivia we feel like printing SUPERSCOOP OF THE WEEK: Our eources have learned Northern Kentucky University ia facing BUDGET CUTS. And, the cuts may result in TUITION INCREASES for both in-state and out·of·state students...... We have discovered that NKU has a sculpture on campus that resembles a Due to the high cost of fuel, many BIG GRAY BOX. Furthermore, we atudents and faculty have been forced to have learned this box coat aso.ooo. carpool...... NKU President A.D. Albright and Northerner editor Rick Dammert took Curious as to where the money from Bill Lamb was spotted in Paris last week Our auper·elueths also tell us there is advantage of the warm weather thia your student activity fee goee? We may with Jackie 0., throwing money around. another sculpture on campua that week to demonstrate energy have uncovered a clue to the wining and dining her in all of Paree's depicts THE GREAT MOVIE conaervation. whereabouts of those unaccountable poshest night spots. DIRECTOR D.W. GRIFFITH. We Revealing his recent sez change funds in the Student Activity's budget. When asked to for an explantaion. have also learned the sculpture was operation, Dammert, who now insists on Assistant Daen of Student Affairs Lamb mumbled, "No parle pas." placed on campus because being called Rachel, proudly displayed GRIFFITH IS A NATIVE OF his new attributes. KENTUCKY. "I think the operation was a big ...... succeu," commented Dammert. "Moybo now I can get a date." Rumors abound that Northern baa an EVER-INCREASING ~======[Jzm ENROLLMENT. In addition, wo have learned Northern's buildings are made of CONCRETE. Did you aloo know Northern is located in M. Barris Products HIGHLAND HTS., KY.? You learned it first...... in this column. presents an elegant method Finally, did you know that many for removing unwanted hair lettera written to The Northerner Student Government presidential pertain to RELIGION? Our private candidate Sam Bucalo fmally unveiled permanently. •. eourcee also tell ua that many of hie new mystery campaign strategy thooe writers actually QUOTE THE yesterday in the Univer8ity Center'• BIBLEIII Also, our oourcoa toll ua private TV lounge. there are some people on campus "I think this techniques will bo very WHO ARE SICK OF THESE effective in getting me re-elected, .. LETTERS! II commented Bucalo, his hair all amues. "And heck, it 'a more fun than hanging DARTS to those students at po1tenl" No need to haMie with coolly Northern who become involved in electrolysis treatments, sloppy EVERY activity and organization on campus. creams and gel& and perma-tweez device& any longer. Vioit a "One FLOWERS to those students who Touch" Salon where our are APATHETIC, which means they operatora, like Fiorucci from could CARE LESS about what Beverly Hills salon above, can rid happens at NKU. you of unsightly embaraosing and downright gr088 hair. FLOWERS to those students, faculty and staff who park Look for the Salon Near You. WHEREVER they please, caoh BAD chocks, FAIL TO PAY tuition fees •••TAU method U not •pprowd by 1M Ctumetie S.fety Die.•Uion of tit• and library finea, and cauae Food .,.d Drus Adminiltr~ttion . Tla.y ".,.,, •l•ifut iu uu •1. "y~ 111tlue you.r Uf• "'d limb•. " Now •• an Am.ric•n t'OIUunwtr you •r• /rH to i1nore HEADACHES to tho powers that bo Student Government presidential tAil 1mw•"ant«< IIO'*HII.H Of' ll..a t"*ir unw•"•ut«< w.rttin1 ltfld nm on campua. candidate Phil Grone yesterday revealed MOUitd lilfft a ICUJ:Wild w:itlt ltormOM trot4bW. how he plans to defeat incumbent presi· DARTS to thooe atudonta, faculty dent Sam Buealo in the upcoming elec· and ataff who park in tho PROPER tlon. parking areas, caoh GOOD chocka, m{1======" Sam'o haad hoo gotten O'>tiroly too ALWAYS pay their f- on tlmo, and bill Jlllfing hi' term in offic.~, " otatod PLEASE tho powora that bo on Gront, '.' lt'o tilll6 10 take mattara into campua. my own hands and permanently doOata hluco." THB NORTHERN BULL SHEET PAGE 8 1042.tif ;ii;TH~E~Ni;;;OR~THii;iE;;;RN~BUL~L ~S H;i;;Eiii;ETi;;;iP~A~GE~7;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;our Biaad Opinion ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;- Northerner staff reacts to censoring of copy (Ed. Not~ W• do11't Ulae tM IVfly tM .Jmilll•t,..tlolt h c.~ oaarcopy. Aft•r ~,.. till• •hnitt~ editon.l, )"'UI'U ..,_ tJt.t Ollr COmt»lf'ttl •tofl ff' •'* to tJtido{fw ltlft( _,.a ofl•r f' "Hey, pass the joint and the munchies!" Over one hundred fme arts students hove s1gned o petition asking for quite on unusual service in the Fine Arts Building. According the petition, the students feel the necessity foro series of "snack bars" to be bu1lton ''each floor of the build•ng .'' The student who organized the pet1tion landed m our off•ces to explain the reoson tng behind his efforts. "Well man. you see man, it's like this. Work•ng in those art and that. 'a our aimple .olutloa. rooms all day man, kmd of gives you the munchies. A guy can get owful hungry walk The Nort.hern. ing from one floor to the next to get to his next class,'' he explained. Your administration works for itself. We would never think of tampering with any part of The and delete the copy we don't like. Northerner, especially with copy of editorial nature. In the No, it's just another way your administration works to serve past we've been blamed for making our type larger and making you and your needs. We always do nice things like that for you. The Northerner's type smaller, but that's ridic:uious. What? You In fact, did you notice how we put large orange cones over your say it looks like that's the case this week. Well then, you'd better favorite parking places in Lot A this week to make sure your run right out and buy yourself a pair of glasses, hadn't you. parking spots stayed nice and clean. And when it came time to move the cones, we let dignitaries park in those places so you Reports that we delete copy written by Northerner editorial could go home and say, "Hey mom, the chairman of the writers are totally erroneous. Just take a look at the above committee to ban social diseaaea in cat communities parked in editorial Jmt because the printer's ink didn't make every line in my place today and I got to see what parking Lot G and the the editorial clear, doesn't mean we've tampered with anything. otherside of Campbell County looked like." And finally, just because we've offered to take the paper to Your Administration: the printer each week, doesn't mean we do 110 only to read over We love you like a son of a: .. ::u~;~:;,~:~ :~l:ng :~ff~~: ~7::~:~~::o7n'';~~lngs Ufeotyho. which 10 Juot[: the beck. GPA '1, on juot fet buaiDc :] hlcleouo they uldDa If Y"" will. CNt of the other dlodpleo ol a Uttle ,..adatl011. Thua, my arrival Ill hlabor education lnbabltlna tblo quito tlmol,y. •' unlvenlty. ~ p 9w]lrioiDaly tboqb. I fiDd my job NQw, '!fbllo I UDdont.and tho loyalty ' ~ ....., -..than I antldpatod, tbanluo to tblo Rll.-at foill.-. ""'· I - • the ~ fanatko who coatributo r.l pod IIUY att. all-probebly the J.tten to your publlcatiOil ..,.,._ll,y boot, hlolb• conatant •tirrlna up of ovwy JN.... ~ ~ - -~ ~· ldMio Ill caulina oomo of tho of my ard>-rival land fOI'IDII' boeo'o) Dock to otray. Frankly, I'm not In tho wordo OD Ufo, love and the punuit ol mood to round·up. ~the faith of ;;---' 1 heAven, _, to haw t.- oubjoctod to a otraylna Dock could tab a mlracho. U mockery from many 1 dlllcnmtled God, Shoot, havllll't I done anouah alrMdy? . ,.. .., otud.. t. Hal Hal Hal My ~ one of those you never see. I can only hope, IInce I wouldn't Satan appndat.ioD to theM blbiH>allovwo few lmow who to pray to, tbet tblo periOD llvlna ma an advantap. halt. bill/bar conot.ant naa~na . AI I work UDder the cllllauiM of Dear Editor: It I bad lmown one of mine could ba Dear Edltcr. varioua fwma, In varioua wayo, lmow I I'w juat bad a r.l ''nvelatlo11." 10 Plaaulna I would have made anotb•. WbaD I llrot cama to NKU, looklna am 11-. and Nady to doal. You want Studont.o on bacominc IIDDOyed by all · You lmow; cre~~tod a pair, and bad Noah for a ooulto otoeJ.. I wu .-ta1n my tuk moMy,ou.....,, a ohley new M...... S.., a the publlabad P- of CCII'1'Mp0Dd..,.. tab them on the Ark and 1.- them like would ba nlatlvely auy. Fet u put 4.0, or maalcal poworo, I can nlatlnc to M•. My cre~~tlou and My be did the U111ecm. ~ bu obown, youq peoplo wiD accomadato, OD a trade bu1a. My - t.cbhtcl· So ....,. OD, you lmow who you on do juot about ID)'tbiDa to pt what they Ill: IIMr me your ooul, and you'U boor the and of courao I do. Tab a bnU...... , I want In 11ta. ADd from the 1oo1uo of ooma unballovabla. [*It) It - - ...... otudoBt lo NOtod ..... day. [boolthy) of the old junkor .... theM lddo ... FlaDdlobl.r,...... , -tly ...... ,.,... Oil my _.bacl Ha Wbo lo drivilla, l.balr -·j- and 1.ba1r lA>cltar L -- ··-· .. ··------_O_!la_~------··- ...... -~------·-··-····-··· -· ··--··---' 1044.tif ___.&otic Pleasures (i.e. Entertainment) ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;T;;;;;H;;;i;;ENi;;;iOi;;i;RT;i;iiHi;iiiER;ii;iN;;ii;B;i;;iULiii;L;i;;iSHiiii;EETii;i;;;i;;PAi;iiiGiiii;E;i;;;;;;~ Magnum's Selleck meets Northerner's 38-ca/ibers by Donna MJU..owekl Fe,.ari. "Tom", I yeUed' unthinkingly NorthwMr'• EnWtalnlna Ed.Juw to the driver. He glanced back naturally HOLLYWOOD-Aw The Northerner's and unthinkingly pulled aside to tho curb ahead. Hurrying up. 1 took off my (in)famoua movie reviewer, I was proud shades, and stared down at the hott.eat but not the least bit surprised to receive male in America today: Magnum P.J'& an invitation from the Academy of Tom SeiJec.k. Word is out. he's the next Motion Picture Arts and Sciences Clark Gable. requesting my presence at their 63rd Realizing 1 was no one he knew annual Academy Awards show to personally, he shook his head, and I present the Oscar for "The Motion Picture Making the Most Money watched those darling dimples form in Despite Bad Reviews". his cheeks 8!1 he laughed. "Ya got me," he said. shaking his index finger at me. Graciously accepting, I was looking (He meant, of course, that I had fooled forward not only to breathing the same him.) air aa Hollywood 'a top celebrities, but I stood there trying not to react like also to have the chance to make a fool of the oogling fan I reaiJy am, when a myself on the show just like they always tremendous case of quivers overcame do. My outfit, hairdo, and speech were me as I caught a wonderful whif of his all oreoared. Chaz cologne, and somehow I finagled a making in which he stars as Magnum's a "Private Eyes Are My Kind Of Guys" However, with the sudden 2-4-hour ride in his red Ferrari. It was easy character. Things weren't going too monogrammed T·ehirt. delay of the ohow, I found myoelf Tinoel actually, and I managed it without smoothly with the production of the "You ever done any acting. hon?" Town Monday evening, all week having to resort to the reliable feminine fUm, and respecting my reputation as a ''Oh, I've put on a good act now and .,.d. dreeiod up with no place to go. But what wiles. All it took woo the olmplo truth. I critic, he begged me t.o come to the eet the heck, if I was in Hollywood, I was then." I responded in my sarcastic ..... told him I had to go to the bathroom and tomorrow and observe. manner. going to act like it. could he please drive me to a eervice The next morning at the studio, "Tom, I think we've found her." Donning my dark sunglasses and aion. station? I suppose I could have been things were in chaos, for the director Well, if you watched the Academy turning up the collar on my trenchcoat, I more tactfuL. was blatantly disgusted with the Awards show Tueeday night, you'll otrollod down The Boulevard trying Introducing myself, and trying prospective female leads. He wanted recall I never made it to the podium to conspicuously to look like I was 80me desperately to keep from gawking at Magnum and his lady star to deliver a famous person trying to look prettent the award I was asked t.o. You this gorgeous creature, I rambled on dynamic magnetism on the screen. So I just couldn't possibly get there in I eee, inconspicuous. Boy was convincing. about what I was doing in Hollywood, far, none of the ladies auditioned could People otared, and I oecretly wiohed time, aa I was busy signing contracts t.o etc. Drawing his brows, he repeated my "pull" it off. etar with Tom in Magaum P.l. Meet.a 38 anyone would dare ask, "Hey, aren't name aloud several times and it I was sitting off to the side of the set, you ... ?'' Caliber. Maybe next year, 1 told them suddenly dawned on him just who I was. taken in by the wonders of it aU, when I be Traffic was heavy since apologetically, when can perhaps on He said rumor has it Rex Reed is the director approached me, framing his the receiving, rather than the giving EVERYONE was here in town for the starting to sweat over his job security hands around my face and murrnering end. Awards-Everyone who is ANYONE with me moving in. ''Hmmmm. Hmmmm.'' Stepping back, From movie reviewer t.o movie that is, and frequently I caught a After leaving Shell, one thing led to he asked me to stand. and throw my maker. Another star is formed. The glimpse of a famous face passing by. another (I'm not divulging any details ehoulders back. By this time I had Northerner's not really losing a writer Presently I apottod a VERY familiar here), and over a bottle of Dom Perignon discarded my sunglassee and after all, what is it they say··• "picture" face cruising by in a VERY bright red we discussed a new movie he was trenchcoat for the more trusty Levis and is worth a 1000 words? Cafeteria quite a surprise for hungry fanatics /Ed. note: Clu:ateau Joe, our u&ual Served with autumn chipo (potatoeo placed the chip, Frito and pretzel stand. culinary columnitt it uMbk to e%prwst can be eo ugly when they begin to tum That's where we get our real nutrition hi• uicwt u M it in the lwtpital brown) on a decorative paper plate, this from. I mean who can resist those foil recuperating from food poi6oning, a delicacy io enough to make you opt for bago of chips that cry out, "Go ahead 4nown lta.naNl of hit occupation. the hot food llno-until you oee it. and try mo, I promise I won't bo all PortuMt•ly, hi• dining partntr Lilyluu Somehow the veggiea in the big old burnt when you open me." Alas, you lllf'Wed to convfY her tcntimentt about pans don't look like mom'e veggiea. learn again each time that Husman's Mrlate1t dining e%pcricnn./ Especially green ones. The peas are all hae lent new meanina to the word mooohod and faded and look more like a Barbecue Chipo. aev.. spontaneous starvation can common delicacy for young children, ~.Y, you ·re ready to finance your easily bo remedied by drivlog to any of while a hintbanca ana often f,.et. You stand there ae the caahien tho local off-campus palaces of foot food. ombarraooment to adulta. Except Tho look and laugh at what you're buying. "I But, for a~wbo,.....v ..__.., ...... NortllonMr'o Rich Boehne who hao can't boliovo thi• jerk'• going to pay for a mile to his/her car to leave campue, admitted to partaking of the green \hat," they -m to think. Then to there Ia no place to go other than the Special goodiM in hio c:ar.) humiliate you further, thoy don't evon Unlvwtlty Center cafeteria. After somplmg th1s cofeteno otter~ But that's forgivable oince the meat hand you your chango and offer a thank Tho cafeteria really has a "little" 1ng, the young lody was rushed to the alwayo adda a little color to the plate- you. Tboy havo a machine olido it out to aomathiog for any •ize appetite. In other hosp1tol where she was treated and ad oopoc:Uilly ,...... you and suggest mocldngly, " Enjoy." Not to won-y tbouch, theN'• alway• But it'o not 10 bad, you·,. dining warda, it doeon 't offer much. Sure, VIsed to " eat ot home from now on." th..... a aalad bar of oort11 (tuna, ham, aomethina to waah down theae with your peen at least, and not a bunch ogg and chicken) that -Ia literally more, opt for tomatoeo, lottuce, ch.M acrumptuouo onackoro. That Ia, If you of uppity, blgh 1043.tif ...... ,., Ajoril I , INI THE NORTHERNER 11 Nude modeling expresses the true value of art by Torob Glover year old non·ltudeot model, "thera io a N~ F•~ R..port. defiolte interaction with the artist and " People who havo a hang·up with the model. The artiat realize• a.n nudity and what it repreeent.a, can't aee important thing while he io drawing. It the diocipllne that the true artiot hao." io allYing thing, not an inanlmate object Thia was the etatement. of art professor that he lo trying to capture. Don Kolm about the nude modelo uoed Bohmaon otarted pooing three yearo In drawing cluaee on the fourth Door of ago and now aporatically poses at the the Fine Arta building. Art Academy, and the Univenity of Nude modeling, or life drawing aa it Cincinnati aa well aa at Northe-rn. is artiaticaUy called, appeared on She oaid ohe models beceuoe "ito part Northern's campus as early as 1973. of my art e.a.preaaion." She admits ahe Part of the reaoon thlo type of program first became intereat.ed in this type of etarted was the need for art atudente to work becauae abe had inhibitions about acquire an underatanding of the human her body. "I saw this as a way to get body, e1 I s~y, " it's something for something." Six weeks of competitive leadership training with hundreds of other college • men and women from across the US that If completed successfully pays off in: *Dollars (approximately $450 for the 6 weeks) *Opportunity to pursue a commission as an Army Otflcer • Dollars approximately $2000 over the next 2 school *Leadership and managerial experience that Is highly years) lue«< by business and Industry *Opportunity to compete for 2 y-'r schQJarshlps **•and most of all, the opportunity to BE ALL YOU *Opportunity to develop friendships and contacts for CAN BE! your future careers Come by and see me now for all the facts about a summer that can benefit you a lifetime. Dan Minister Military Science Department Room 200, Nunn Hall ~orthern Kentucky University (606) 292-5537/5538 •• ~~ lo · ~ uHtt :a .. l 1045.tif II THII NOIITIUIUI.. -·..... ••• B~(p~~ •S.•v~.~~~I~T~e~a-m~s~G~M~Th~e-Ax_._._._._._._._._._._._._.__.~ ___. Budgets slashed: basketball, soccer saved Tho upocted cutbac:ko In Nortbem'o athlotlc J>I'OII'&Dl to maintain ita 12 ocbolanhipo. She olimlnation of tho oouthom tour. No onftboU J>I'OII'&Dl wwo annow>c:« ACCOUNTS NOW FEDERALLY INSURED ! UP TO tlOO,OOO To ...... lbe n«d tbt more - Mtd better - hlkiDa lnllo, hlken ..... CUiftftdy walldna lh• • 4 ,,00 mile route &om San Franctac:o to ...... ,.atoa, D.C. Why not dbcowr Po.tum in stant araln be¥e,.aae while you redl.t'o¥er Americ8P Capture our country's beauty on ftlm and If yow enll'y II Hl«tcd • a winner you can win one of the foUowlna prhes: bt Pdut Top quality 100M clown (10 toM ...... :k4 •kepAne bq ..lh a one pn .wt) -.xlntunto rttaU ..auc: of .11,, 1046.tif Phllly Hopeful NKU slugger Kellam belts out uniform plan b7 Kana Blot~er .877 alugging percentege. Tho record for N-Spon.- a aeason is .7 48, held by Mark Steanken. Steve Kellam has a uniform plan in Kallam plans to break the bit record mind when he talks about his futUH; it 's of 62 in a season held. by Don Dorton. Ho the red and white pin·otripe uniform of already hao 30 so far thio oeason. He Ia the Philadelphia Phillies to be exact. also clooing in on Mark Sl.eenken 'a If things go the way the NKU homerun record of 12 in a year. Kallam baseball player bopea, he will ba wearing now has six four·baggera. Two of those his uniform after June 2, the deadline for were grandslama coming againat the player draft. Eaatern Kentucky University last week So f8r tbia year, the first and then St. Joseph's thio past Sunday. baseman/catcher has been scouted Both KeUam and coach Bill Aker aee by Cincinnati, Montreel and his offensive ability as being a way into Philadelphia. His moat poaitive the major leagues. impre!sion and hopea for a future in " He has a super chance of being baseball are with the Phiily drafted and can't be overlooked with the organization. way he is hitting," said Aker. "Steve "I waa really impreued with has power, can go to either field and is Philadelphia and would like to go there,'' defensively strong. His only handicap said Kellam. " Right now, I have to keep would be speed." up the pace I'm at. Offense will ba my Aker referred to Kellam as a hard key to being drafted." working player and a leader on the team. To say Kellam is at a hectic pace Kellam's experience, according to Aker, would be an understatement. The junior would be an asset to the team. is presently batting .462 in 22 games This fact is apparent when Kellam and leads the team in just about every talks about the 1981 Norae. "Northern offensive category. In 66 at bate, Kellam is a national cha.mpionehip team. We haa struck: out only six times. He have a lot of talented younger playero," preaenUy hao 27 RBI's and 16 walka. said Kellam. " I feel we have a better Kellam e1ao leads the team in doubles team then two yeare ago when we won to the NCAA tournament. " I would like tha law enforcement major hopes, (aeven) and bomeruns (six) and is tied the regionalo." to go back to the tournament," be said. Kellam oaid be will join another with three others in the triples category Kellam bopeo to share tbia "lt'o like being in the World Ssriea." team-tha State Police, even though with one. At thia point, Kellam bas a el 1047.tif Thursday, Aprl 16 Student Orgenizttional ActMties 1048.tif ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~-~- ~~~··~· ~~ "Life in Bush of Ghosts' a piece de resistance ImatPne a record that doea not have deviled), Frippertronico fa tape loop any oung lyrlco, but inotad hao tapod oyotom fed by a guitar-up to now, voicaa which are integrated into chiefly Robert Fripp 'o- producing a ind-ndenUy NICOI'ded muoic. Imagine caecade of overlaping eounda), and haa then tbeoe tapod voiceo to be tbe uperimonted a good deal with ambient eloctronically altered voiceo of, in tum, a muoic (example: Muolc fO< ~ ) . preacher, a radio a how boot, a poUUcian While it may not appear that way, fending off an inflamed caller, a My Ufo In U.o Buob of Gbooto io a Lebaneee mountain singer, a goapel fant aatically danceable aolution, ainging ensemble, an exorciat, an amazingly oo becouoe it dooo not have EBYPUan popular oinger, and a group of melodieo to apeak of. It lo the rbythmo, chanting Mualima. Imagine the music to the otunning, layered polyrbythmo that be a mix of ayntheaizera, druma, induce apontaneoua movement on the ...orted percuaaion, electronic drum part of tha Uatoner. machines, guitara, baaaes, and- u the For example, on "Mea Culpa," a record cover puto it- found object.. If tenoe, oocUlating rhythm oet up with a you imagine aU that, you will bave ayntheaizer provldea a decoroua imagined My Ufo ia U.e Bu.ob of Gbooto backdrop for oome muiHiltered, multi· by David Byrne and Brian Eno. tracked volceo electronicaUy mutilated beyond racngniUon. On tbe following track, "Regiment," a walUng Leban- mountain linger lo joined by a walUng Mood (perbapa an ARP, or a Yamaha) and one micht find it . ·- -- -..,.,-,-·-"""'!'- remarkable that U.. two waU in ouch fine naoldent mutilated axorclot lito in quito contaJDin. a ••nuiDely appealfnl' uniacm. But IJV8D Nnl ayntbeeizer, harmonioualy and Ja capped by performance by our Lebaneae friend Lebanue mountain olng!Da Ia not oomethlnc oound.lnc Uka oomo very from olde ...... "Regiment." lmown to come witb a otrong back beat -gotic bella: probably a oynthMber Tba laot cut and tbo oolo accompaniment, electronic drum ofhc:t. iuatrummtal of U.0 album Ia "MOUDtain machine or -· hoDco U.. exporieDce of of Neadloo," a moot IIIIIUinc pi«». It Marek Lugowski bearing It that way oucht to arnot both Side two_. witb "Qu'ran," w-. loocka OilY tazture but U.. moot tomuou.o u.- familiar witb It and tb- who've U...... ,jy chanting MuaUma ara ODI WOVOD from motalllc, I'OIOIWlt never beard It bafon. undailned by a IOIDIIWbat lammting puloM and wolrd, booltant cblmeo. It David Byrne i.o U.. vocallat of On " Help Me Somebody," a oyntbools.-, and tbo taxturao ara ..n,. ~ oound Uka a IIIOWltain of Ta1ldDc Heada, but OD bon be cmly u polyphony of druma and ~ . pluo a completed by a oound offect ~t Medloa. Tbe only ntber oound 011 thoro i.o blo oldllo u an inatrumontali.ot, in diotorted preacher, aU allahUy oprink1ed of amplified docka punctuated b:y a virtually IDdoocr!Mblo """'Uon that I addition to co-writing and C01JI'Oducinc witb oumoliotlcally twancY guitara and a-buopuloM. could cmly feebly hope to daocribe u a U.o project witb Brian Eno. Brian Eno i.o what can only be deacribed aa Tbe remaining plac:eo, NVe tbe laat oblvorinc ocream. C\llTODUy tbe producer of Talldng lndaocribably otrango nol- combine in one, are more or leu variation.~ on the Overall, dooplto Ito general Heoda' albumo. He i.o aloo a renowned a mirage-Uka piece of muolc. U..me of a pen:uoolva aoo, mange uneortblineeo, ono linda My Ufo Ia U.. oyntheoiot u waU u an avant·prde Tbe laot cut on olde one, "The DOiaeo, altered volceo, and general oonic Buob of Gbooto an lrreai.oUblo piece de muoician. Among other tblngo, Eno Jozebal Spirit," i.o anotb• percuoolve .u.__. "Tbe Carrier" otanda out realataDce, a music one can reeonate invented tbo Skyoaw guitar (probably romp embeUiobed by- brace youroelf from tbuo u projecting a oerene effect wiU.. And really, what more could be tbe 111001t morbid·oounding guitar over artlficial jungle ooundo. Here, tbo through Ito diaoolving ooundo ao waU ao ukedT Contemporary Dance Theat er, Tbe clua will meet on Wedneedayo 22nd. Ten-week dance class Cincinnotl'o oldeet modern dance otudlo from 5:30- 7:00 p.m. at U.e CDT otudlo Tbe Summer Dance FeoUval will announceo a opocial teD week -n in In the YWCA at 9th and Walnut St.J offer .-Ia Jau, Modena and Ballet modern danco for ~Jocianen . Thia will .,. Flnt clua i.o April 8tb and tha laat 0110 for besinnen, in t ermediate and begins on April 8th a claN gMI'Odapec:lfically for people who June 17U. juat before CDT'o opecial advanced dancen. For further have never taken a danco clua befO :l.mO :l.mO When You Go To The Polls On ' ~ClW.moC1WmoC1WmoulumoC1WmoC1WmoC1WmoC1Wmo~ :J.moulumoul&4MO~ April 7th & 8th, Remember ... Coming Friday Aprll10 Phll Grone President . Llna Wertmuller's I "Swept Away ... Dave MaeKnlght Vice-Pres. By An UnUIUII Destiny In 1111 .. Ita If A.. ult" Sec. of External Bryant Bauer 12:15, 7:00, & 9:30 o.m. Affairs - UC Theatre - $1 -NKU Students for STUDENT GOVERNMENT '81 ·'82 1049.tif Academy Awards show pageantry Woll, tho party's ovor f<>< another and crazy guy left hio cream-colored Tho Nadia ComaDed Award goeo to year. The 53rd annual Academy Awards Brooke Brothen at home and opted for a Naatassia Kinski. Tell may have have come and gone with the ueual Wally Cox plaid and a spiffy Richie auffered from her exqutaite and pomp and circumstancee beyond the Cunningham coiffure. provocative beauty but Kinsld looked director's control. Yea, once again the In fact, hair remained intereeting all more like a Rumanian gymnaat envelopes have been clumeily opened night. suffering from terminal ohio oplints. and thoee ehioy statue-aupplying Richard Pryor io a funny guy, but I Irene Cara'o outfit suffered from ohio atat.uett.ea have been distributed. think his co-presenter Jane Seymour splints and helped her earn the Certainly now the conventional provided far mO 1050.tif ...... Aortll, IMI TH1I HORTHIIAHI:& IT r------Studetlt ~t Eleetlotu:------Sample Ballot Exeeatlve CouneU President Phil Grone Claster and Departm.ent Sam Bucalo (write-in) Representatives VIce .President (Vote for no mot'l tNn two) David H. MacKnight ---EiiMn Oety ·c...... _ Allison Brewer J Todd Shipp ..__..__,..._ (writ H) June! L Merkelblfy (write-in) (Wt'lte-tn) TOdd M KifctlhOH Secretary of External Affairs Ric;~r d Fork.y R RuNe" ~xancter (wrlte-WI).... twri!Hl)..---~-- Bryant E. Bauer ---______Greg Colston Monica M. SchMMr Kevin A. Ford (write-in) Mark Barth Cherytann Tornlbene (wrlt.-lrt) ...(Write-in) ,...... ,..,_,..._ __ _ ,Public Relations Director Temi Burgoyne GeofQ\1 0 Melnhlrdt Gretchen Freihofer (write-in) (wrlte-ln) (write-in) {Writ.., Mlthemahcat Department Rep and Phya6clll Sclencet ()epeltment Rep) Proleaafonal Studa..'Ciustef Aepe Treasurer (Vote !Of no mot'l than two) David Schwer Dee Thompson (Write-In) (write-in) .,_.,..., o.,.rtrnent Aep Monica Queen Office Administrator (writ e-M) Terry Parrish 'Communtc.tiOna o.,.t!ment ..., JeaMine L Gallentteln (write-in) Donna J Bovard (Wrlt&-ln) Public Actmlnlat,.tlon Oepwtment ..., Scoll Rohr Jerri lee Lane Representatlves•at·Large (WrltH) (Wrlt..tn Eci.Jcallon O.,.rtment Rep, lndultriall and Teehnlcal EduciiUon Depertment Rep, Nurllng Dlplrtmenl Rep and Socl.lt Work Deplirlment Rep) (Vote for no more than ten) ~-.... Ciuo ... _ Thomas J. Nagel ~· fat no more thin two) (Writ..,) Brian Humphress (Write-in) David Holzschuh Vonne K. Howell (WritN ChaM CoMege of law 0eper1rMnl Rep) Robert A. Thompson ..,..._.. Md r,.,, •• clpllrwt ltuc~tee ' ctu.w....,. (Vote tor no mew• than two) Robert Anstead (Write-In) Jeffrey C. Shipp (Writ H) Bob Schrage (WrltH\ .,ternatlonal S!udlrn Oeplrtment Rep and U~n Sh~t Oepertment Rep) Robert Schilling (Vote tot no ITIOfe tMn two) Marcus E. Hon Bern~rd B. O'Bryan Ill -(Wflt....,) ·-- Diane Therese Schultz (write-in) J"adlelal CoaneU Referendum. lsswe No. I (Vote for no more than five) AeMfendum laue No. 1 II: a Sha:Mnl ActMty FM Survey Lowell Jones Eech YMt yGUf ltudent ActMty FM geotflt" '""'oxlmatetyo 1100.000 and an Mdttlonll Sean Hogan $22,000 II eKPKied thll )'Nr H ~ from the K1Mt6M IQONOftld by the KIMty 1M Cindy Losey The Unhortfttty c.ntet" lolrd (UCI)II the~ ,...,...,.. tot aloclitlng the Student ActMty , .. lNI IUfYty wtH llk'lw Student Gcwetnment 10 ..... lht uca how the lludent tiOct1 Dan Lunnemann ..... the Kthltty ,_ M .,.nt Steve Pollock The tiJnfllly II eett~tcwy and ... atudlnetiO dMtfmN ....._,the emoun1 ~t.d (write-In) tor -.ch eciMty lhOuld ~IN 111M, be lnc:r•eed Of dlcr.._.., 1051.tif II TH& NORTHEJUaR rridq, Apill, 1111 We've hatched a brand new registration system at Northern We call it 11Hail-ln!Drop-Off lldvance Registration" This new system is being implemented at Northern to speed up the registration process, to provide a more efficient system of operation, to assist in onergy con~~erva tion , and, ultimately, to make registration moo-e convenient for NKU students. Sinee the new system Is done entirely on-line with t:omputel"!l, we are able to eliminate the inconve· nlem:e of wailing in long lines and an unnecessary to·ip to the eampus...... · .. ·· ····· ... Here's how it works ...... 1. lltthvotm Mm't:h 30 nnd April 3 Hludents will t'ttt:clvc un In· fnrmnllnn pm:kr.t frum thn Offlc:o nf the Hr.f(istrnr. (Nm'E: If .vnu havcm'l ~ ~ eh• P.d _vuur J>m:kcu h_v AJ>r·ll 6, c:nnlnc ~ t I he Rctf(lslr·ur - _vuu mn.v he nn liOLDI ThiH packr.t will c~mluin : ...... * I.A tltc!r of lnHin1c:llnn ... * Cnunac Vt-efnrenc!4' Fm·m (CPF) - replac·es Trial ·.. St:hr.dulo fc•r Mnii·I••IDrnp-Off purpol'es .. * A IJsl nf lhcM4t ~ departmr.ntH rm1uirinJ( advlslnl( .. · ·.. hmder thiH new s_vstem NOT nil departments will reqt1ire m : ndemh~ ndvl,.lnl(, but consultation is nvnllnblr. tn ALL students upon requeMU • A lisl of the ten most frequently asked questions JM!rlnininf( tn the new rel(lstratlon s_vslem * An information sheet oulllnlng procedures for pa_vment of tuition and fees * A computer rard fblue) from the Deparlment of Public: Safety to be uM!d to indkale a parking )>ermit will he needed Z. Beginning Apt·il 10, 1981. the Sch t...'"<.lule of Classes for Fall Semr.siOI' will he available in the Office of the Ref(ls lrnr, the Offic·e of Admissions, and the Mnin Lobb_v of thl~ Univors it_v Centm·. If _vou pr·cfm·, phone the Offic-e of Ad· missinns al Z9Z·5ZZO (uflcr Ma_v 1, phone 572-.1)220) nnd a s..~ hcdule of Classus will lm mailed to _vo u . 3. After procuring n Schedule of Classes and 1-eudlnf( and understnndinl( the instn.1ctinns, students will be able to t!nmplete the entire registration proce~~ from their homes. 4. Once the required materials for reghnrallon are ("0111· pleted, Hludents may return the materials through the mail or h_v dropping them in a special slot located near the Office nf the But'tk-.r on the fourth noor of Nunn Hall . •"i . Seniors will be f(iven prinrit_v in rllllnf( .!K"hedu lc needs IF their rel(lstratlon materials are returned NO LATER THAN April 30, t981. Every attempt will be made lo mOOt eac!h student's schcdulhll( needs. If n schedullnf( conrlic·t ot·c·urs, nrranl(ements have been tl'f'nde to attempt to rcmtnc:t the ~ tud e nt IMMEDIATELY. 6. If ndditlunnl asNistance IN noedml to c · omJ>It~ t e the rol(isll·ntiun pt'CK'CSH, plense phone ono of the fnllowinl( IIOTLINES: Qunsllons nhnut tho t'cf(istrntiun pt'CK 'OH."i, phnno 292·5.'i5fi fAflt!t' Mn_v t. phone 57Z·."i.'i!i6) Qut-stlonH uhnul ))ll,vmrmt nf tuition &. f~s . phunn ZUZ·.'l204 (After Mn_v t , J>honr. 572·5204) Northern Kentucky University Highland Heights, Kentucky 41076 ---- . .. .. ·-·----..... ------·-·-·------·------···------·---- .,· 1054.tif F'ridi!J, Api1 I, 1Mt THE NORTHERNER It ( April Frida~~~~[b~~~ay , 6 and are 12 lor NKU otudento, 13 lor The PoycholotiY Club wiU oponoor a Tuesday, April 7 faculty, otalland alumni and S41or the lecture in BEP Room 200 (auditorium) general public. For more information Acton Theatre of Louiville f ATL), at 1:30 p.m. The gueot apuker io Dr. phone 292·5146. the State Theatre of Kenrucky, will he Donald Schvmoky from the U nivenity spon&Oring a workshop in acting of Cincinnati. His topic ia "Pig Latin Thu1'8day, April 9 techniques and exerci&es at NKU. The and Reading Deliciencieo." AU NKU workohopo will he held on the Main Thereae Muench/Loit Hanneberg faculty and atudente are invited to Stage of the Fine Arto Center. The will have a recital in the Fine Arto attend. Admiuion is free . NKU Theatre Department io Center, Main Stage at 8 p.m. oponaoring the workohop. Admiooion io free. While participation in the workshop The People lor an Eternal World will be limited to NKU otudento, The Theatre Department Showcaoe wiU be having an informational and obaorvol'l are invited. The acton will preoent S.y Goodnight, Gracie educational meeting at noon in Cafe C conducting the workohop will he directed by Sheryl Porter at 5 p.m. in in the Univenity Center. Tho major Mary Ed Porter and Robert tho Black Box. topico will he Militariam, El Salvador Spera. For further information, contact and a proepective demonstration. Jack Wann at 292·5420 or 292-5560. Friday, April10 Peace. For more information on PEW The National Honor Society lor caU Franci.o at 261-3774. Monday, April6 PoycbolotiY fPSI CHI) wiU he initiating II you have any queotiono u to the ito Charter Memhen at I p.m. in the unity of Nuclear Power or about University Center. For more Srudent Government will bold an information phone Anna Stegman, Election R.Uy at noon outoide on the alternative energy reeoUrce. come to nice! 581·1424 or contact Dr. David Hogen piau (weather permitting). It will he the meeting of the Society Againot looks in the Poychology Department. held in the U C lobby if it raino. Nuclear Energy, noon in Cafe C in the What is it?? University Center. For more Mark McHugh, a junior ort information caU Roy at 635-5897. Sunday, April 12 Saturday, April4 major, inspects some of the The Cantata, " The 7 Laot wordo of Student Government will sponiOI' ort work currently on Chriot," will he preoented by Theodoro Tho Aaoor.iation of Community an Election debate at noon in the UC display on the fourth floor of Duboio at St. Mary'o Church, Theatrea of Cincinnati will hold Theatre. Alexandria, Kentucky at 3:30 p.m. audition• for the Dee W ackaman the Fine Arts Building . (Borb The aoprano will he Virgina Caao, the Scholanbip Award from lla.m. unti14 Borker photo) tenor, John Fowler and the Baritone, p.m. at Walton Creek Theatre. Tuesday, April 7 and Tom Sherwood. Srudento majoring in theatre arto are Wednesday, April 8 Amlob: A People of Praenatlon. eligible lor a $450 acholanhip. Phone The film will he ohown at 12:15 and 7 Monday, April 13 Evelyn Ingram at 561-6042 lor more Student Government elections will p.m. in the UC Theatre. Admi.ooion i.o information. he held. free. The film THX liS&, directed by Wednesday, April 8 Georp Lucao and otarring Robert Sunday, AprilS Tuesday, April 7 DuvaU and Donald Pleaaonce, wiU he Actoro Theatre of Loui.ovillo' o Bru ohown at 1 and 7 p.m. in tho UC The F ourtb Annual Art Auction W orIda of Mankind Film F eotival Stop will he at NKU lor a lingle will take place at 2 p.m. on the Main Theatre. Sponaored by Poychological preoODtod by the Muoeum of performance at 8 p.m. on the Main Serviooa and the Univenity Center Stage of the Fine Arto Theatre. AntbropolotiY ol. NKU will feature The Stage of the Fine Arto Center. Ticketo Board. For the following ~toff position OPERATOR-Groduatton from Ask;ng S950. Call 232-8247 1974 DUSTER : 318, 3 speed, Hard shell case, sao. 356-7477. openings apply at Personnel Ser 1-t igh school supplemented by evenings, or 63~9767 anytime. PS,PB, air, AM/FM, air shocks, vices, Suite F-5tl-t floor.. Nunn training in keypuncl-ting and one Ask for Janet. trailer hitch. New: battery, alter I'VE A GERMAN SHEPHERD that Hall: year expenence as o keypunch nator, starter. 72,000 miles . IS SIX montl-ts old. No shots, no Full-time positions: operator, or on equtvolent com- LIVING ROOM FURNITURE : Mat 331·3.503 afternoon & evening. papers, but I'm trytng to ftnd o COMPENSA TION/CLASSIFICA· bmohon of educatiOn and ex ching couch, love seat, choir, ot· S1200. ntee home for her. Her nome IS TION ANALYST - Bachelor's penence. Computer Servtees . tomon and coffee table. Very Duchess. If Interested, coli Stan degree '" PubliC Personnel Ad good condtttonl $600. Coli 1978 MONTE CARLO: Landau. Foster, ot home 581-6-406, or ot mtmstrot!OO, Personnel, or reklted SECRETARY 1-Groduotton from weekdays after 6 p.m. ot 23,000 miles, cruise, 01r, and all WRFN office, 292·5690. area plus two to three years ex htgl-t school and one year of 44H l916. the extras. USOO. Coli Btll at penence m woge llnd solory ocJ... clerical expenence, or on 441 -5074 or m -5146. SMALL MAPLE NIGHTSTAND or mtmstrohon requtred; wtll con equtvolent combmot10n of educo TRAILER : 12 • 60, 2 bedrooms. endto~e : 1 drawer, 26x 18x 18. Sider equtvolent combination of ftOn and expenence. Chose Low Call 371-6732. 1979 CAMARO: Regol·brown, Asktng S20. Swtve' block leather educohon and expenence . Must L1brory . leotherette mtenor, 305V·8, auto, shng ct'Dtr-chrome frame. Ask1ng be fomthor wtth equal poy and 1967 LEMANS: 326, 2 ba"el· PS, PB, factory orr, AM/FM stereo S25. 291 ·6014. Make offers equal empk>yment opportunity TALENT SEARCH COOR· auto. Excellent interior, extenor 8-trock. Expressway m1les EK· lows, knowledge o1 orgozot•onu• DINATOR- Bochelor's degree tn good con dillon . Coli Oovtd at cellent condttton. U800. Ask for FIVE MONTH OLD PUPPY· All structure and operatmg pro edvcohon, counselmg or related 26Hl617. Bob ot 331·9391 evenmgs . shots and framed . Free to o good cedures of msfltut•ons of htgher area, and expenence tn counsel· home. 78HXI81. educahon ts des~roble. Pos1t1on mg, o Moster's degree preferred; 1972 GRAN TORINO: AM/FM HOUSE FOR SALE: Four ovo•lable immed1otely. Personnel or on equtvolent comb1nohon of radio, ~ new ttres, AC. Whtte bedrooms, basement, 2 cor GETIING MARRIED? I w11l make Servtces educot1on and expenence. Wtll w/block roof Asktng U OO. Coli garage One mtle from NKU bnde and/or bfldesmotds' serve 150 porttetponts tn area Don at 341·8196 Hardwood floors, recently re dresses Coli Amy at 261-Q617 SERGEANT-Two years of col· ~ugh schools w•th counselmg tn de<:oroted and pomted Coli lege motonng 1n low enforcement career and educohonol areas, 1973 HONDA C8 7SOK3 13,000 ~41·5074, 292·5 146 Ask for Btll TYPING AT HOME • Papers, ex· or o related fteld; three years of wtth mfor mohon and help tn com m1ls, dean, garage kept, adult oms, etc. Easy drop-off and p1ck· expenence tn low enforcement, pleting odmiSSIOI"' and hous.ng op owned, new ttres, pullback bars, WOOO STOVE: Brtek·ltned-hke up off Ltckmg Ptke 1n Wtlder mcludmg some superv1sory ex· phcotiOI"'S and finonc10l otd forms, crash bars, Hong 2 Double Bucket new 441·4008 Good rates For more •nformotJOn penence; or on equ1volent com· and w1tl-t relevant w()(kshops seat, luggage rock and totl trunk coli Jon ot 49 1·1812 bmahon of ec:hKOitOn and ex· Spec::10l Programs Bike IS rood ready. S1100 CAPEllO PAVLOWA POINTE penence; compettltve score on 525-1722 or m-5489 SHOES 2 'I> C. block w/block sergeant's exomtnohon , Pubhc For Sftle ) nbbons, never w()(n. S10 Colt FOR RENT : Three room opt ., Sofoty. 1973 PONTIAC, foor door, AC, 356-7228. equ1pped k1tchen , w/w carpet, 1971 TOYOTA COROLLA good condthon . Asktng S600 storage space, on busltne Part tune po51ttOns DELUXE : 4 cyl. automotK, 54 ,000 491-8889 . GUITAR Vox copy of Lotonto $'220/month plus KEYPUNCH 'ongtnol mtles . (""()ad condthon . Strotocoster. Good cond1tt0n uhlthes 261-8259 1055.tif 10 THE NOIITHEIUIBII P>ld<7, April I, 1111 WOMEN'S WEEK 1981 Northern Kentucky University Monday, April 6 JAE SPEARS TOPIC: State Senator, West VIrginia "Politics, the Media, and Women: Issues and Experiences" 11 :00 • Cafe B • Brown bag lunch 12 Noon· Unlverstly Center Ballroom •• lecture (Co-sponsored by Department of Communications and Department of Political Science) / . Tuesday, April 7 WINIFRED KESSLER TOPIC: Counseling psychologist, Director • Womonways, Inc. "The Reentry Woman" 12 Noon · Cafe A MARY JANE FLEGE TOPIC: Image consultant, partner "Careers" "Career Dressing/Wardrobe Power" 12:15 • University Center Ballroom JANE HOWARD TOPIC: Writer, Plegse Tgycb A Different Womgn EQm.ill.u, "Families" 8:00p.m. • landrum 110 (Co-sponsored by Department of literature and language) Wednesday, April 8 JANE HOWARD TOPIC : "Question and Answer Session on Families" 12 Noon· University Center Ballroom luncheon: Reservations $3.35 by April 1 (m-5378) "Freelance Writing and Publishing" 2:00p.m. • landrum 110 (Co-sponsored by Department of literature and language) Thursday, April 9 DR. MARJORIE BELL CHAMBERS National President of AAUW, college president ~ "Where Does the Women's Movement Go Now? 12:15 ·University Center Ballroom. brown bag lunch following lecture Friday, April 10 ELIZABETH TOOHEY TOPIC: Crime prevention specialist "Women's Crisis Center Concern: Rape, Spouse Abuse" 12:15 ·University Center Room 108 MARCIA STAFF TOPIC: Attorney, consultant, educator "Administrator liability Workshop" 2:00 p.m .• University Center Ballroom Open to all Northern Kentucky University Administrators, supervisors, and managers • call m-5200 for further Information (Co-sponsored by Association for Women Administrators and Office of Personnel Services) Exhibitll "Women as Scholars: Works of Northern Kentucky University Faculty" April6 (Co-sponsored by Association for Faculty Women) through )'lorthorn Ktnt <' 1056.tif