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SAFC Chair under fir By PamelaJ. DeKoning situation is based on human meetings. Student Activity Fee Council error in the telecommunications · Jones said an interim SAFC Chairperson Patrick Sweeney department; Chair would be named to finish was asked to resign by the · Telecommunications manag- out the year. He said an expe­ Student Senate Wednesday er Charlie Simpson said, "With rienced SAFC member would night amidst allegations- of the number of calls involved, be most likely. illegal use of a telephone access it is highly unlikely that such Sweeney said, "It's unfortu­ code. a thing could have occurred." nate that the progress I person­ According to Student Activity Jones said, "I believe that it ally am inaking in SAFC in Fee Organization Business Man- was premeditated. I could be terms of response to the audit, ager Chris Germain, phon·e bills proven wrong. I wouldr:i't be MUB Pub restructuring, the totalling $371.00 were charged ag,ainsr retracting this state- budget, and many, other student by Sweeney to the SAFC office. . menr, bur from the information senate concepts ... ( is) being halt­ - ~ In a letter from Student Body I have now, I can't see that ed because of personal relation­ President Warner Jones and happening." ships." Student Body Vice-President Germain said, "It's still UH- He added, "I feel that people Sabra Clarke, Sweeney was resolved whether or not he did are making a big· issue about a asked to res.ign based on his it on purpose, or if it's just a technical error that's already "abuse of the students' money mistake." - been resolved. I've ma

Huge cost overruns al­ ,Pat 'Mr. Everything' Ro­ This gun sure is dirty_­ leged in Ste~lth. program .bertson is at it again BLAM!-no, I guess it's Republican presidential candidate Pat Robertson actually pretty clean · said this week that his Christian Broadcasting The Northrop Corporation has fraudulently Network once knew the where-abouts of American A mentally ill young man who shot himself in mischarged the government at Jeast $1 hostages billion for in Lebanon "and they could have been the head in a suicide attempt suffered a brain injury expenses incurred in developing and building · freed." the that apparently eliminated his phobia of germs top-secret Stealth bomber,· several · current and Told of Robertson's statement, White House and his obsession with washing his hands former Northrop employees charged , doctors this week. spokesman Marlin Fitzwater asked, "Why didn't say. .. . At least four of these employees alleged in a court he tell - us where they were?" The .22 caliber slug destroyed the section of the suit that the .Los Angeles firm sought to conceal Robertson's comments came at an Atlanta news .. brain responible for his disabling obsessive­ cost overruns and keep the Air Force from conference during which he complained that US compulsive behavior without causing discovering the lack of progress any ortie.1; in developing rhe intelligence in the Mideast is inadequate and declared -brain damage, his doctor said in plane, which costs $300 million a report · in each, the employees' · that action must be taken when Americans are taken Physician's Weekly-, a British journal lawyer said. ,, of psychiatry. . . hostage. Victims of the disorder typically have an inexplicable ✓• The Stealth bomber is so named because of its · "We identified in our news department at CBN compulsion to repeat activities over and over. supposed invisbility to radar, w~ich would greatly the location of those_hostages in Lebanon: very The afflicted man, now a straight-A college facilitate maneuvers in hostile countries., shortly · after they were taken, and they were in a student, tried to kill himself five years ago, when po~ition where they could have been rescued," he he was 19 years old, according to Dr. Le_slie Solyom, said. a psychiatrist at Shaughnessy Hospital in Vancouver, Krusbchev risked his life British Columbia. The man, identified only as George, washed his giving ~t~li_~ speech hands hundreds of times a day and took frequent _showers. The behavior had for~ed him to drop out A Soviet political writer said this week that Nikita of school and quit his job, and eventually to the S. Krushchev risked-his-life when he denounced · ·Richland High students suicide attempt. Stalin in a 1956 speech. - · The assertion was made in an account of a decade vote to retain ~shrooms Alice C·ooper-~a troubled _of Kremli~ intrigue written by Fyodor M. Burlatsky, ... who worked under Krushchev as a speechwriter Students at' Richland High School in Richland, man for troubled. times and policy adviser in the party Central Committee. - ·Washington, the home of a major nuclear weapon~ The account, in the weekly Literaturnaya Gazeta, plant, have voted overwhelmingly to retain-a nuclear Alice Cooper, who says he bought his first car takes on additional importance because Mr. Burlat-sky · mushroom cloud as their symbol. · years ago from impeached Gov. Evan Mecham, has has emerged as a prominent spokesman for changes S-ome teachers denounced the outcome of half-serious plans to run for political office in his undertaken the by Mikhail S. Gorbachev and often balloting Tuesday, but supporters said the emblem home state. · accompanies him on trips abroad. did not signify nuclear destruction. 'Tm a. definitely a write-in candidate," said the Krushchev's anti-Stalin speech "was one of those "It stands for nuclear holocaust and the end of Phoenix-born singer. "Hey, I'm a native. I'm a very rare occasions in history when a political leader ·the world," said Jim Deatherag€, a teacher. "It's registered voter. I represent the W.ild Party and· risked his own power and even his life in the name an inappropiate sy~bol for high school kids to be I even have _a campaign slogan: 'Alice Cooper-­ of the greater public good," Mr. Burlatsky wrote. · glorifying. They were tie-4 to the school because a troubled man for troubled times.' " of s~hoof pride. :T~e whole process was a farce." Cooper, 39, is in Phoenix for a show Saturday But most students and administrators expressed night that.will end the American leg of his yearlong · sati'sfaction wit'h the process. "Clearly that's what comeback tour. Cooper, born Vincent Furnier, a :Qlynipic update · the kids wanted," said Lisa Koch, 18 years old. 'Tm minister's· son, said he bought his first automobile very pleased." · _ from Mecham, who owned and operated a Pontiac The Oiympics are g(?ing along p~etty .well, I guess. . The school's teams are called die Bombers: dealership in nearby Glendale. THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1988 PAGE THREE ·' Non~·renewal alive and well Policj, remains loW-key after initial Stir . . By Rob Matthews The non-renewal policy per- emphasis has been put on the For those wo.ndering if the rains to those students who hea~ing officers. These officers non-renewal policy concerning choose to be negative." consist of faculty and staff the termination of residential According to Papadopoulos, members. housing for chronic troublemak- ·if a· hall director or RA feels that ers is still in existence, the · a resident .is a "negative factor" "Students were receiving four answer 1s yes. ' in the hall, then he or she can to five warnings before some-: . Scott Chesney, Associate Di- recommend that the resident thing was actually being done," tQ be rector of Residential Life, said not be allowed to continue living he said. "Something had the policy has been rather low- in a residendal hall the follow- done to correct this." key due to the interim guidelines ing year. Chesney was also quick to set on U.NH's judicial system Chesney mentioned that this point out that Resiqential Life in the fall by President.Gordon rule caused a lot of arguments is not out to get stud ents even Haaland and Gregg Sanborn, over whether or not it was _a fair though this is w h at t h e majority the Dean for Student Affairs. P<:>licy. He encourages these of the student population s-eems The non-renewal policy, Ches- debates, he said. "We want to feel. ney said, was designed to give people to open up and talk about the residential staff a chance it." · Many students, he said, think to dealwith those students who P·a padopoulos, however, that the non-renewal policy is remained disruptive despite hasn't heard of any hall director an attempt to lessen the. Uni­ numerous discussions with res- who has tried to use the policy. versity's lottery problems. Al­ ident assistants and·hall direc- Chesney doesn't fed there is though the policy could have tors about their behavior. It was a strong need for the policy right an effect on it, Chesne,y assures approved by the Student Senate, now because the judicial system students that that is not what he added. - is currently serving its purpose. . the poli~y is for. Dan Papadopoulos, the hall "This year has been the best year director of Hunter Hall, said, for student behavior since I've .Papadopoulos will also back "As a resident, you can be either been here," he said. He began this up. "You will never hear a positive influence by helping working at UNH in 1980. a staff member say, Tm gonna out around the ·dorm, a neutral Chesney attributes this pos- toss this kid out of here,' " he­ 'AGR brothers carried a flame over 100 miles to light the Winter influence by being inactive in itive behavior to the guidelines said. "No one enjoys kicking Carnival torch yesterday. (Peter Tamposi photo) activities·but respecting 'the setbyHaaland.Hesaidthatdue peopleoutofdorms.'.' . rules, or a negative influence ,1 to the poor handling of last l;:;y always bt;ing troublesome. •year's rape at Stoke Hall, ~h .Torch run kicks· off Winter· Carnival

By Ellen Dwyer then passed the torch on to the UNH's annual Winter Car­ 9exr brother, and was driven nival officially began last night by car to the front of the line. in front of Thompson Hall Miller said that approximate­ when Alpha Gamma Rho fra- ly _25 brothers and alumni par­ . ternity Presidept Yong Yu and ticipated in the actual running. about 25 AGR brothers com­ Spectators began arriving at pleted a 126-mile torch run from . Thompson Hall just afte·r 4:30 Cannon Mountain. p.m. A large group of Fairchild . The torch run has tradition­ H_all residents, who will be ally marked the onset of the , joining AGR to partake in Winter Carnival, but since 1972-, carnival events, welcomed the when AGR brother Dennis runners with banners and white Williams died from leukemia,­ helium balloons. the "relay" has served as a President Gordon Haaland memorial for Williams and as praised the brothers for serving an effort to raise money for the "a good cause." Leukemia Foundation. Traditionally, the torch­ AGR brother Joseph Miller running ceremonly is accom­ said the run was done in "Indian panied by the kick-off of a snow relay style." Each brothe-F ran sculpture contest at Thompson the equivalent of the distance Hall. However, the event was between two t~lephone poles, cancelled due to the lack of ~now. PREVIEw··

Winter- Carnival is this Weekend .. Does there need to be more spirit and s<:hool utlity surrounding the event? Are . you .planning to particip~te in any of the activities offered?

\ "I did the tor~h run . my nYes, it's more enjoyable freshman year and no o_ne nYes, there could be·more .''What are some of the really · . when there's a lot ofpeople showed up. It doesn't seem unity, it shouldn't be ~ased - events? It wasn't to attend ·to be a big deal, so, yes just on the Greek system. publicized enough but I there. I'm going events as I can." more spirit and unity I'm going home this wee­ ipiagine I'll go to some of as many would be great. No, I did kend because it didn't look · them." · Mark Abbott my duty freshman year." that exciting this year." - ' Dave Winningham Senior Joe Simes Debra Paul Senior Electrical Engineering · Senior Junior Electrical Engineering Studio Art · Math-Econ

f \--~Vu~:_~s~:c~~tin9~~P~3ti~~s_fo~~-t-~-l 1 · the compensated position of _· ; :: . ! jGENERAL MANAGER' · ! \~> , .. 1, /~ '?, ' !~~- !,' \ ,, I -~-' -- ~ IResponsibilities include ~upetvision and organiz~tion o,f 1 a student staff to· run a 1750 watt FM stereo station. Nb I 1 1 I radio experience is necessary - there will be a compensated\ : trafning period this semester. . · · · · . -, · If you are responsible,· have goo.cl organizational skills, and Avery Rich would like to be part of a progressive, broadcast organization while gaining valuable experie}1(:~·, you are encouraged to Room 140 of the ~ ,pick up an application at our s:fuaios. in . • former UNH Associate Dean of the MUB. . . .- , college of Life Scien~es & -Agricul­ \fo~re in~3t!O~ntact - ...... ture will be signing books at Barnes· :&Noble ~AURA TRACE, GM 862-2541 "" Thursday· March 3rd at 3 o'doek I I I·------~------, . ·I THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1988 PAGE FIVE Talk showto debut oil WUNH ~NDAR . FRIDAY, FEHRUAR Y 26 . By Amy Rogers Beginning on Saturday, Feb. GOURMET DINNERS - "The Pursuit of Excellence - An 27, WUN"H will be hosting a Olxmpic tradition." A ~even course gourmet dinner, with new talk show, "Train of · cocktatl hour and entertainment. Created by students-of Hotel Administration Program. Granite State Room, MUB, 6: 15 Thought." It w iLI air from 11 p.m., $18.95. Tickers at MUB Ticket Offic~. 10-4 a.m. until noon every other -Saturday for r.he rest of the MEN'.S ICE HOCKEY - vs. Maine. Sniv~ly Arena, 7-p.m. semester and will be the first 0 talk show on the station in three WINT°ER CARNIVAL WEEKEND_, Mardi Gr:as Night years. in the MUB! Stroll down our version of Boufbon Street, Each show will be loosely complete with mock dubs and casinos, jugglers, magicians, based. on a central the'me, the clowns Dixieland band, New Hampshire Notables and New ,first of which will be Black Hampshire Gentlemen. 8 p.m. to midnight. . . History, in honor of rBlack UNIVERSITY THEATER - "In the Shadow of the Glen," History Month. and "The Well of the Saint~." Hennessy The~ter; Paul Arts, - "Train of Thought" is the .8p.m. ·· brainchild of Kevin Carso 1, a trans.fer student from the State SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 27 University of New York at Fre'donia. He has been at WINTER ·cARNIV AL WEEKEND ·-: Snow Sculpture WUNH for one year and has Co~t~s~, 1-3 p.m. To enter your sculpture, sign-up in Student had previous experience at Activmes Office, ~~om 126, MUB, entry fee $10. Fredonia's WCVF. , WORKSHOP FOR ADULT FLUTISTS _:_ Paul Arts, 9 a.m. He explained that at WCVF to 5 p.m. Preregistration reqw.ired. Information: Peggy Vagt~, there has been a talk show for 862-2404. . _ five or six years, and this served as a springboard for ideas in his MEN'S BASKETBALL - vs. Siena. Field House, 2 .p.m. programming here. I . The show will in~Jude news GOURMET DINNERS ~ "The Pursuit of Excellence - An broadcasts, taped stories, feed­ Olympic Tradition." Granite State Roorri, MUB, 6:15 p. . m., back ori current, issues, live Sold out. · - interviews, and point­ There is something to.talk about on WUNH. (Sherrie Flick WOMEN'S BASKETBALL - vs. Maine. Field House, 7:30 counterpoint discussion. Within photo) · p.ni. . the hour, a variety of informa­ Carso! said,. "'there's going and find out what it's aJl about." tion and issues w'ill be talked to be lots of variety at a listenc1- .,., Other themes pla.nned for the WINTER CARNIVAL WEEKEND - Mardi Gras Costume about and will nor be limited blepace. Wedon'twahttodrone show are the following: Dance. Entertainment by The Jensens; a rock and roll band. to the thematic title of each on, and we're not going to be Women's Hjstory (in honor of . MUB Pub, 8 p.m., free for UNH students with ID, $1 non­ srudents. show. to<) rapid to understand. The Women's History Month), Cpm- For instance, in the first show itself is hard to describe." mercial vs. Non Commercial UNIVERSITY THEATER - "In the Shadow of the Glen," program, though black history He,said, 'Tm hoping that the Radio, Censorship (in response -and "The Well of the Saints." Hennessy Theater, Paul Arts, will be discussed, a phone in­ content will be received by a to the Hazelwood decision), 8p.m. terview with Kevin Burke of the wider_audience than just stu- Superstitions (broadcasteJAZZ BAND WITH THE UNH VOCAL JAZZ Optometrist · ENSEMBLE - Dave Seiler, directing. Johnson_Theater, P~ul Arts, 8 p.m.. · . • EYES EXAMINED1 GLASSES FITTED • COMPLETE EYEGLASS SERVICES MONDAY, FEBRUARY 29 with IN-HOUSE LABO RA TORY WOMEN'S HISTORY PROGRAM~ Workirig_ it Out, • CONJACT LENS SERVICES Women and Relationships: Women in Poverty, MUB, 10:10- featuring "Feel Safe" Plan: 11 a.m.; "The Electrontc Sweatshop", Librarr, 11:10-1:00; 90 day, 100% refundable fee . Women and Authority: ACriticalOrganizationa Relati9nship, No obligation in-offke trial Libr~ry, 1:10-2:00 p.m.; Staying,Home Instead: How to Outt the Working-Mom Rat Race arid Survive Financially, MOB, Large selection of SERENGETI, BUCCI, VU ARNET, & RA'('. BAN Sunglasses 2:10-3:00 p.m.; Resolving Conflict in Relationships, MUB, ~ 3:30-4:30 p.m.; Resolving Conflict' in the Workplace, MUB, 4:45-5:30 p.m.; We Are Family: Parenting and Foster Parenting TRAVEL -eye contact unlimited-·. in Gay Families, Library, 5:45~7:00 p.m.; The Juggling Act: Round Trips In the Old Harbour District · Open Mon-Sat, 10 am Home and Career, Library, 7:30-9:30 p.m. From BOSTON s,.,,.ing-•r 123 MARKET STREET, 1PORTSMOUTH, NH 03801 • 603-436-1200 LONDON AMERICAN STUDIES LECTURE SERIES - "Rethinking 369 ~.------the ~elationship ~etwee. n Clergy and People: The Piety ~~ LUXEMBURG 348 Ordtnary Peopfe rn Seventeenth-Century New England, BRUSSELS 378 Professor David Hall. Room 210, Horton, 4-5:30 ·p.m. __J ST.THOMAS 300 tiewRlif~KS SPANISH FILM - "El Amor Brujo." Room 110, Murkland, 4-6 p.m., $1. CARACAS 360 p cusro,o -TE• SPORTSWEAR Taxes not included. TUESDAY, MARCH 1 ALSO: Work- Study Abroad. T-Shirts Language Courses. Int '/ Student ID. • Hooded Pullovers • Totes • Baseball Caps HUMANITIES LECTURE SERIES ~ "The Art of the High · Youth Hostel Passes.EURA IL Passes • Sweatshirts • Golf Shirts • Aprons • Custom Designs Renaissance," Patricia A ..Emison, Arts. Room 216, Hamilton issued on the spot, • Plus Hundreds of Specialty Advertising Items Smith, \ 1 a.ni. to 12'30 p.m. ' ·

Call for the FREE CIEE Student ln-H0l,1S8 Art Dept \... . Tr.ave/ Catalog! 603/431-8319 AMERICAN STUDIES FILM_SERIES - "Tol'able David." Aulurl]n_Pond Park, Rt.. 191 Greenland, hLH . . Room 110, Murkland, 3:40-6 p.m., free. SPANISH FILM - ."El Amor Brujo." Room llQ, Murkland, CALENDAR INFORMA.'iION MUST BE SU1~1.,1i'i i ~D fO " . 7-9 p.m., $1. . · Boston 617.26649~ THE OFFICE OF STUDENT ACTIVITIES, ROOM 322, MUB. Cambridge 617-497-1497 (Obser-.re deadlines on proper forms) . WOMEN'S HISTORY PROGRAM - Reclaiming Our Bodies, Amherst 413-256-1261 Women and the Physical Self: Black Women in Sports; Library, 10-11 a.m.; Women and Agin~, MUB, 11:10-noon; "One, The New Hampshi,e (uSPS '.i 7Y-.L/SOJ 1s publ;.,;,cu a11d distributed semi-weekly Two, Three, Zero, lnfertility ', Library, noon to 1 'p.m.'; throughout the academic year. Our offiu:s are located in Room 151 of the Memorial · Reproductive Technology: Help or Hindrance?, Liorary, * * * * * , Union Building , UNH, Durham, NH 03824. Business Ofice hours: Mond~y- 1-3 p.m.; "Taking Our Bodies BacK", Library, 3_:15-4:15 p.m.; . Fr'.day 10am-3pm. Academic year subsc.ription: $24.00. Third class postage Women and AIDS: We Are Not Immune, Library, 7-8:30 paid at Durham, NH 03824. Advertisers should check their ads the first day. p.m. The New Hampshire will in no case be resJ>onsible for typographical or other er.rors, but will reprint that part of an advertisment in which a typographical CELEBRITY SERIES - New York City Opera National error appears, if notified immediately. POSTMASTER: send address changes Company in Rossini's The Barber of Seville. Johnson Theater, w The New Hampshire, 151 MUB, UNH, Durham, NH 03824. 8,000 copies printed Paul Arts, 8 p.m. For Ticket Information: 862-2290. · per issue by Journal Tribune, Biddeford, Maine. · PAG~ SIX THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 26 1988 oncES I ···- ----·-· ·-, ' ACADEMIC '• SUMMER JOB FAIR - 1988: Employers from .COMPUTER SEARCHING WORKSHOP: Learn hotels, resqi.-ts, camps, business and more on campus about the library's computer searching services to discuss possible _summer job opportunities. basic principles of online searching wiH be Monday, March 7, Granite State Room, MUB, 10 explained. Wednesd_ay, March 2, Room 21, 'Library, a.m. to 2 p.m. Information: Car~er Planning & 11 a.m. to noon. _Placement, 862-2010. Prepare ·For The Real Estate Profession an • FREE first class-Tuition includes.text ATHLETICS UNH WOMEN'S NETWORK BREAKFAST: Sponsored by Women's. Commission:. "Skill De­ • Approved by ·. N.H. Real Estat~ Co.mmission · YOUTH SWIM PROGRAM AND INSTRUC­ velopment ~ Career Development," Chris Burns­ Make up ~asses always av,ailati!e TORS: Seven weeks of lessons on Saturdays, March Dibiasio, USNH Training Coordinator, Debora Regan, Career and Employee Development spe­ 26 to May 7, UNH Indoor Pool, 8:30 a.m. to 1-2:30 Classes meet weekly ~ Mornlngs; E_venings or Saturdays p.m., from American Red Cross be·ginner to cialist. Friday, March 11, Hillsborough/Sullivan swimmer levels. Register in Room 151, Field House, Room, MUB, 8 a.m. to 9:30 a.m., Continental MANCHESTER . NASHUA . PORTSMOUTH ·co.NWAY · · 8 a.m.· to 4 p.m., rio phone registrations. Children Breakfast, $3 per person, students $ 1.50. Reser­ CONCORD CLAREMONT . .. ~LYMOUTH must be enrolled in kindergarten. $25 · for rec pass vation deadline: March 4, Women's Commission, ,-KEENE · PETER_BORO EXETER holders; $35 for all others. Certified WSI Instructors 862-1058. also ... Brattlebo.ro, Wlllte River_Junction and other locations needed, apply immediatley. 1 HEALTH ·PORTSMOUTH: . SUMMER LIFEGUARD POSITIONS: Lifeguards Tuesday morn-ing·and evening classes. for UNH indoor ahd outdoor pools needed, mid ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS MEETING June to mid August. WSI certification preferred, · (OPEN): For.individuals concerned about their Friday 6:30-- 10 pm and Saturday and Sunday 8:30 - ppm ~ Exclusively to prepare you for the broker/salespersons exam. since inst_ruc_tion of Camp Wildcat childr.en is ~ drinking or drug use. Mondays, Tuesdays, Wed­ part of V'.'.eekly responsibilities. Applications in nesdays and Thursdays, Conference Room, Health Room 151, Field House, 8 a:m. to 4 p.m., return . Service Center, noon to 1 p.m. lili11,11111,i~ llil1illiliii~il1i~11ill I by May 1. . FEBRUARY f2,··13, 14 , , FEBRUARY J9, 20, 21, . . AL-ANON (OPEN): Individuals affected by · ·, Manchester ·- -. Manchester, Stratham/Portsmouth another's use of alcohol or other drugs. Mondays, White River Junction Room 106, James Hall, noon to 1 p.m. HALL HOCKEY ROSTER DUE: Mt:n's and · ~oo· o~ □ Institute-tor PRACTICING REAL ESTATE w9men's major and minor league hall hockey rosters · . D 58 So. River Rd., P.O. Box 11 Bedf_ord·, NH 03102 . are due at mandatory captains meeting on Monday, MEETINGS •D 622-0002 and 800-227-4220 (IN NH) cv1s A MASTERCARD & February 29, Carroll/Belknap Room, MUB, 6 p.rrt .. D . D Call today or write for brochure AMERICAN.EXPRESS ACCEPTED) No captain, no team! MEDIEVAL RE-CREATION BUSINESS MEET­ ING: Wo-rkshops, feast, fundraisers, and other 5 ON 5.BASKETBALL ROSTER DUE: Men's and semester activities to be discussed. Come in medieval women's major and minor 5 on 5 basketball rosters garb! (not mandatory). Thursday, March 3, Check due at mandatory captains meeting on Monday, at Information Cemer for room, MUB, 6 '- 8 p.m. Feb, 29, Carroll/Belknap Room, MUB, 6 p.m., no captain, no team! ·

SQUASH CLUB MEETING: Members must attefld UNIVERSITY COMPUTING meeting to determine the future status of the club. Lack of attendanc~ will influence final decision Non-credit courses are free of charge. Register and outcome. Tuesday, March 1, Room 151, Field on line on the V AC1VMS systems by enteriqg the , :House, 6 p,m. command "TRAINING" at the VMS command le~el prompt. ($). CUFS users should tab down to Other Services on the menu ancl type "TRAIN­ GENERAL ING." Call 3667 to register if you.do not have access to the above. All classes are held in the Stoke Cluster B.R.E.A.K. (BAG IT, RELAX, EAT AND CON­ Classroom unless other-wise stated: THE BROTHERHOOD OF DELTA CHI NECT): Sponsored by Non-Traditional Student Center. Students who are divorced, seperated, or LOTUS 1-2-3: This course teaches the basics of :· EXTEND~ ITS CONGRATULATIONS TO just thinking about it are invited to meet for sharing using LOTUS 1-2-3, a popular spreadsheet program .-·\, . discussion. Bring your lunch and stop in for at least available for many microcomputers. ,Buil,ding, , '-~1· an hour. Mondays, Non-ttaditional Student Center, editing a-nd printing spreadsheets are discussed. "New Associate merttbers of Zeta Class" Petree House, 11:30 a.m. to 1:30 P..·Jll· Inf.ormatitin: Prerequisite: MS-DOS or equivalent experience'. 862-3647. -- ~'. . ,Tuesday and Thursday, March 1 and 3, 9 am to I . noon. , John Fairfield · Chris Mooney BIBLE STUDY FOR WOMEN (ONLY): Sponsored Mike F ou-rnier­ Chris O'Connpr by United Campus Ministry. A study from a feminist S1032-BROWSING: This course .explains the point of view. Tuesdays,' Waysmeet, 15 Mill Road, System 1032 data base management program Kevin Hannon : Pete Prentice 7 - 8 p.m. available on the VAX/VMS systems. Participants John May Mark Schmit -are taught how to cre~te ad hoc queries and report Brandon Millett · Ton;i :Sheeny LiFE SCIENCE/ AGRICULTURE BAG LUNCH: from existing 1032 datasets and databases, as well Sponsored Dy Non-Traditional Students Center. as how to add, modify, and delete records. BobWatt . Are you majoring in the life sciences or agriculture? Prerequisite: VAX/VMS or equivalent experience. • Would you like to make contact with others in your Wednesday, March 2, 1:30-4 prn. major? Bdng your lunch and join us for informal conversation. Tuesday, March 1, Non-Traditional S1032-CREA TIN(i: This course explains how to Student Center, Pettee House, 12:30 to ·2 p.m. create a simple database using the system 1032 data base management system. Participants are MEDITATION: Relieves stress and allows one · taught how to create a database using the "bottom- to rea<;_~ deeper level~ of self-awareness by focusing - up" technique and how to implement their design attention on breathing and emptying the inind. using 10-?,2's data definition language. prerequisite' Very informal, bring cushions. Thursdays, Room ~1032-Browsing and Knowledge of a VMS te:,ct .. A---:-204, Paul Arts Center, 5 :45 p.m. · · · editor. Firday, March 4, 1:30-4 pin. ·. .. Rubes® WE .HAVE ON·LY GOOD THINGS .Small :·_-Cl~sses Taught . TO -SAY ABOUT .·~· . by_ Brandeis F~culty ,CANCER-OF Close to the Excitement of Cambridge/Boston ... -,

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I have VISA," he said. Christina Braman, 20, was walking back to her house on Madbury Road when the acci~ dent occured. "It was around 12:30, and there was only one police car behind the Toyota truck. The front of it looked split open. I saw the fire trucks pull up and an ambulance. The fire man looked inside the truck and was kind of searchi~g around. Then I left," she said. . • · f - MacPherson will appear in call your Durham-rep 0 ~ a,i - Durham District Court on 749-6465 March 22 to face the · drunk ------..~~------• driving chai ges.

$$Reward$$ The- English Depart­ ment is offering a $300 dollar re~ard for ;nfor­ mation leading to' the return of a_Maclntosh _SE Victor A.zzf is named new campus planner. (file photo) computer and an Apple lmagewriter II printer. The ~achines were stol: Azzi takes over en_from Hamilton Smith Room 103 Wednesday Campus Planning night, February 17, ac~ cording to A~dre~ Mer­ By Braelynn Murphy presently is inadequate for ton, director of the jour­ A former UNH student, pro­ fessor and University systeJil books and for people to study:" Up peris~ope! ! nalism program. trustee, Victor Azzi, has been Long term plans include the .i\n.xo!le with inform·a- selected a.s the new Exec,utiv~ possibility of expanding the Director; of Camp.us Pla~nning. uhjversity' pasp he' Boston & 1 tion aoo-µt the computer Among Azzi's first projects are Maine railroad· tracks, which or t,he printer should con­ renovating Dimondlibrary and · Azzi call a "phy.sical imped'i­ expahd~ng -the University mer_it. We're e.ither going to ' tact Detective Dean of° the tunnel under ( them) or bridge beyond the Boston & Maine Univ~rsity Police at 862- railroad tracks. over (them)." . Azzi; who chaired the trustee Be is also looking into build­ 1427 or English Depart- ing hew residence halls a_nd a .. ment Admi_nistrative. As~ po(lr.d's: prop.erty and Physical Plant Development Committee, · new biological _building. · Azzi received his Ph.D at Yale sistant Tory Poulin at will be taking over the duties 1 . U niversity, tr~ught civil and 862-1313. - of Felix DeVito. DeVit6 has been cam.pus planner since .mechanical engineering at · The reward will also he . UNH for 10 years, and wasVice . . ( 1978. · . l!Al~,8.•~K~ paid for the return of the Azzi said, "The plan is to . Pres.idem for engineering, re­ . UNLIMITED , augment the present library sea_rch and :development for 10 equipment; with no ques­ space. We are not at the point years at Kingston'" Warren Gor- .. kin Care For The Family poration before entering a pri­ Hair A n d S tions asked. where we can actually build a 35 Main $L .• O\llrham . new-library . . vate practice as a consulting }868-7051 .,,, He addeq, "The library space.. engineer. '

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Students at UNH are lucky and unique recommendations of tha't report are ex­ However, now we patiently wait. . from most other universities to have control pected to challenge student leaders to The audit, which began in September, over their Student Activity Fe,e, which · maintain control of students' money. was supposed to be completed in several amounts to nearly $750,000 at UNH this The worst case senario would be that weeks but took over five months to complete year. the report recommends the privilege of because of the .complexity of the system ·· The fee is paid by every student and goes handling t~e fee be taken away from and personnel changes. The report and to fund organizations which ditectly service ·students and made part of the administra- recommendations have not been submitted · students. If you've ever walked through tion's accounting system. to _students or administrators yet. Students, the MUB, you've p~obably seen the offices The SAFO would have to be in a real mess ~ho will _b~ most affected by the report, of those organizations: Student Sen~te, to warrant such a move. It's not. But most sincerely and respectfully encourage the WUNH, Cool Aid, SCOPE, MUSO, The student leaders recognize that there have auditors to make their recommendations New Hampshire and Student Press, among been problems over the years. soon so that a.ction can be taken before the others. While problems exist, it is important end of the semester. It is money of the students, by the for stu_slents to get the experience and students, for the students. education of being directly involved and Student leaders, committed to the pro­ However, stude,nt organization leaders _ responsible for overseeing students' money. fessionalism of the SAF organizatio.ns, are waiting patiently for a report from The administration would agree on the would like the op.portunity ansl time to react auditors who looked into the workings of importance of students' autonomy over cohesively, responsibly and quickly to the the Student Activity Fee Organization. The the activity fee. auditors recommendations. -

ir is nor a part of his "srraregic We tee! rhar such flyers have Assc.>ciarion. And of' course tbe than a Rochester fair event, much , planning program." However, in flagrantly disregarded the facts. The "mature" boys in rhe bleachers more. We feel UNH owes an my four years here, parking has bylaws of the UNH Your:ig Repub­ added .ro rhis insult by mooing .as apology ro rhe four teams involved Stoke, still continuously been a m;i j,x concern licans force us ro be evenhanded each woman stepped up ro receive and to women for such an insult. of rhe students. Here is just one and specifically prohibit us endors­ this memorable award. · other examp-le of Haaland's over ing any one Republican candidate Once _again UNH has made it Sincerely, To rhe Editor: , emphasis of those who look in, over another- we exist to promote clear as to how ir views women. If Pamela Russell Over the past few weeks, there instead of those who work, live, and all Republican candidates and in­ this had been four comp~ting Beth Boynton has been much ralk about President learn here. form the campus community of university men's reams in any sport, S. Stephanie Haaland's proposal with Stoke Hall. Since I have been ar this U niver­ their positions and qualif icarions. ir would have been rreared as more The President says he wants ro take s ity I have failed to get classes ar Besides rhar, our organization, even out rhe student rooms on the first registration. i have been t:nable to if ir could endorse Robertson, would two floors in Stoke, and ar the same find a parking space. I have dealt nor be likely ro do so. His contro­ time, place administrative offices with the over aggressiveness of rhe . versial sratll'fe, and rhe fact that in their space. In _this way, says his campaign has made no effort · Write letters Durham Police Department. I have Haaland, there would be a decrease losr in Resi Life's lorrery, ,and I have to contact or work with us in telling of density in the building and thus nor received the respect I deserve us where he stands on the issues, the quality of life there would as a student by the University have only served ro work against improve. It is ckar that Haaland administration. Yet through it all, him as far as we are concerned. is seeking short term solutions to I have greatly enjoyed my time here Again,' we wish to make clear the The .New Hampshire long term probleins. However, and I am proud to _be a· student ar fact rhar rhe UNH Young Repub­ what bothers me more is the faction UNH. But this pride and pleasure licans are nor endorsing Par Ro­ B. COTE: Editor-in-Ct1ief which guides the interests of Pres­ has solely come from the students bertson over the other Republicans ELIZABETH ident Haafand. here. It has been the students that in rhe presidential race. Unfortunately President Haa­ I value greatly and who have made Sincerely, JOANNE MARINO, Managing Editor ROBERT C. OURLING, Managing Editor land' s solution does not significantly UNH a special experience for me. Edmund McCabe and Scorr Hatch BRYAN ALEXANDER, News Editor JAY KUMAR, News Editor take into account the interests of It is unfortunate that the President lsr and 2nd Co-Chairmen, MARK T. BABCOCK 11, Sports Editor CHARLES J. McCl:JE Jr.. Sports Editor this student body. Indeed Haaland's of this University does not see rhe UNH Young Republicans PETER TAMPOSI, Photo Editor. Photo Editor . attemps to a solut'ion,in Sroke are same value and importance of rhe SUSAN FLYNN, Forum Editor ARTHUR LIZIE, Arts Editor sincere, but it is _ex~plicit that students who make up this Univer­ KAREN PSZENNY, Business Manager · Haaland is attempting to please sity. PAULINE TREMBLAY, Advertising Manager the interests of those outside the Advertising Auoclatea KimHartman • Arts Reporters university community: Haaland has Sincerely, Debbie Donohoe · M. Amunategui Susan Aprill not taken into ·account-the effects Debi MacNeill Antonio Velasco Jim Carroll Walter Jenkins Parke Madden , Production Aulatanta Ric Dube of the Stoke displacement else­ Insult Asal Bualneu Mgr. Karen Lacasse Brendan Gleeson Student Senator Unda (.ogan Kristi Sudol David Gray where, or how long term changes Clrcuiatlon Mgr. , Slaff Reporters Patrik Jonsson in Resi Life or orientation, etc. To rhe Editor: Steven Greaso!7 Pam DeKoning Robert Hallworth On february 6th, we went ro rhe Aaaletn:ulatlonMg_r. Chistopher Pollet Marc Mamigonian might help. Instead Haaland wants Greg Pariseau Mary Tamer . Sports Reporters to show whoever is watching that UNH Invitational Women's Gym­ Copy RNden News Reporters Bob Barrett Scott Bemiss 'all is okay here at UNH because nastic Meer. UNH hosted Michigan Caryl Calabria lshi Burdett Not Pat Dave Caswell Rebecca Carroll William Blackburn we have eliminated the problem State, North Carolina, and West Ellen Harris Cara Connors Richard D'Avolio Virginia. Ir was an exciting evening Christine O'Connor Pamela DeKoning Jason Doris in Stoke by moving out some News Brief Editor Michele Ferguson Ed Flaherty students. To the Editor·: of skill and rough competition as Robert Durling Annabelle Freeman Ward D. Fraser We the UNH Young Republi- UNH rook seccHld place ro Mich­ On-the-Spot Editor Beth Goddard Adam Fuller Inourlaststudentsenatemeeting Carbery O'Brien Curtis Graves John Kelley President Haaland spoke about the . cans wish to correct the impression igan. The gymnasts were excellent, Graphic Managers Robin Hooker Marie Reilly University that the Americans for Robertson and there is no doubt rhar a couple Debbie Bellavance Michele Laforge C1rloonl1II improving image the M~ujorie Otterson . Wendy Marder Michael F. Dowe has received from a number of campaign may have left following of rhem will by trying our for the Graphic Assistants Joanne Marino Robert Durling John Hickle publications. Of course this is good its recent .visit to the campu~ last Olympics in rhe future: Denise-Bolduc Rob Matthews Carolyn Chri~to Cindy Mathieson _ . Dick Sawyer to hear, but are we hearing the same Monday. Across the campus, and Unfortunately, the women, all Marla Cox Ed McDaid Technical -Supervisor Leah,Orton students and parri.cularly in the MUB, rhe Ro­ of their hard work and skill, and Nancy Fitzgerald Chris Paulson good things from the Lisa Hamel Jessica Purdy TyplN the people who make up rhis . berts5.m campaign posted flyers with the meet itself were trivialized by Darcy LeBi\.in Antony Ray Caryl Calabria Nicole Luongo Alexandra Romoser Elizabeth Crossley community? the ride, "Young Republicans for the award ceremony following. Joanne Flaherty Jui,1111 Schai11b Beth Severance Iri the same senate meeting, Robertson." This could obviously Those raking first place were Susan Smith Ellen Harris Liz Uretsky Kristin Hladik Jessica Standish 1 presidnet Haaland said that rhe be construed by the average ob­ presented with inflatable plastic Photaa,aphers Christine O'Connor Sa01e· Greenway Tim Thornton Waterfield parking problem on campus is nor server as an endorsement by our cows by none other rnan "Besse the Amanda Waterfield Amanda a niajor ·concern of his, and thus orgac:iiz~ri~rn for Par Robertson. ~ow" ~rom rhe NH Dairy Farmers THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1988 PAGE THIRTEEN University Forum

.Pistachio's vs. profit By· Amy Sm~ll

Durham needs a small, cafe type place where from the MUB Pub. Therefore, it's unlikely that something· that would fit this space better than people can meet and talk over a cup of coffee or relocating Pist_achio's to the cafeteria will attract Pistachio's? The idea that it be converted to study dessert. The closest thing we have to that right individuals who frequent the MUB Pub who don't space isn't realistic due to the limited space and now is Pistachio's, the ice cream shop located in already know where it is. Such a move would do th,e noise from the _many activities in the adjacent the MUB. With its unique atmosphere and distinct more to com promise the ice cream parlor's Granite State Room. Furtpermore, the MUB Pub style, Pistachio's offers something that cannot be individuality than to increase visibility. has -liµiited space. According to the Pistachio's 1 found anywhere else_on campus. Unfortunately A petition that has been on the counter of manager approximately 500 people are served by the decision has been made to move ice cream into Pistachio's for just over three days has gener.;i.ted the ice cream parlor each day. These extra 500 people the MUB Pub, thus abandoning the individuality over 600 signatures-- that's over 600 people who using the MUB Pub every day would create chaos. of the much loved parlor. The MUB Board of don't want to see their ice cream shop pushed into I am opposed to'Pistachio's moving into the MUB Governors decided that, although Pistachio's has a corner of the MUB Pub. Many student~ who study Pub for many reasons, but there are two fundamental, earned a profit every year since its inception, it in the MUB Pub like the short walk to Pistachio's / · practical reasons why I don't think Pistachios should hasn't been making enough of a profit; this despite to relax for a few minutes, away from the crowded move. First of-all, the fact thc;1.t Pistachio's is a nqn­ the fact tharPistachio's is intended to be a non­ cafeteria, enjoy in~ ice cream,_beverage, or dessert. profit organization leads me to believe that earning profit organization. These individuals don't want to lose Pistachio's a larger profit should not be a concern-- it isn't When I visited UNH as a prospective student, atmosphere nor its wide selection of goods (such necessary for a non-profit organization to rriake I remember coming to Pistachio's and paying only as Soho soda, Haagen Dazs ice cream, Frozfruit any profit at all. Secondly, there is no urgent need · 50 cents for an ice cream cone. No cine told me about bars, etc.) that will be cut if Pistachio's is moved - for the space that Pistachio's now occupies and the ice cream shop, nor did I have to search for to the limited space in the Mub Pub. there is nothing that would utilize the space as it; my fa ,ther and I came across it on our own. I was It's ironic that ~he MUB is a student union and e_fficiently as does Pistachio's. Some rethinking surprised when I found that the reason Pistachio's that the views qf the students and patrons of needs to be done and some different options need is being moved is because of a lack of visi6ility. Pistachio's were not surveyed by the ]VfUB Board to be considered in order to make the best decision · It is true that if Pistachio's were located on the of Governors before this decision was made. It's · concerning Pistachio's; for more is involved than top floor of the MUB it would be far more visible. also s_urprising that the decision was made despite me~ely making profits. However, Pistachio's in its pres~nt location is in the fact that there is no demand for. the space that the direct line of traffic of people who go to and Pistach~o'.s now occupies. Can anyone think of Amy Small is a Life :Science and AgricultY:re junior:

Contamination awarenes• • .sl By Francis- Hall This is the third article in a series sponsored by the source and point source depending on how . UN H PRIDE Committee discussing important en­ the material is introduced. Forexample, - vironmental issues that UNH faculty have_exper- road deicing salt is a non point source. On· . tise in and which have relevance to the UNH com­ the other hand, a leaky gasoline storage munity. The PRIDE Committee is working with tank is a point source. Other examples. the UNH community to increase awareness_about ·. include the effluent from a single onsite enviromental issues and to take pride in the place sewage disposal system which is a -point that we live and work in. source whereas all the systems in a large subdivision could be viewed jointly as a \n for nonpoint source. Similarly, a small dump is a point source whereas a large dump is closer to a nonpoint ·source. 9f importance is that gen_erally a point source is more easily located and ·cleaned up, but this can be time consmning and expensive in either case. Another form of contamination is that induced by pumping a well to obtain a water - Some definitions need to be offered before supply. The source may be natural, but the discussing this topic. N~mely, by ground action is by people. Two examples are salt water I mean water in a zone a! depth below water intrusion where pumping takes place land surface where the void spaces are filled near a salt water body, and radon gas from with water and.where the water flows freely pumping ground water which is in contact under the influence of gravity. The top of with naturally radioactive rocks such as this zone is the water table. Another zone granites. . with unfilled voids extends upwards to land What about the kinds of contaminants' ~surface; a-nd it's thickness varies from near and their possible effects on people? The - zero to 100 ·feet or more. I mean b.y possibilities are numerous, so -only a few ,_ contamination that water quality is impaired examples can be given. Contami.nants vary in some fashion by the actions of people. from fairly be_nign such as chloride from The problem is that so many things done deicing salt or iron from landfill leachates · · by people at land surface release materials which cause mainly taste and aesthetic that either dissolve in ·and move with or problems. On the other hand, sodium are carried along by water. Therefore, associated with deicing salt may cause infiltrating rain and snowmelt trnnsport . difficulties for people with heart problems, these materials vertically downward toward . and chlorinted hydrocarbons from landfills the water table. The actual processes . pose definite health threats. Gasoling from involved are complex, ana not all of the a leaky tank may cause taste and odor material reaches the water table. Never­ problems whereas associated compounds theless, the end result in all too many cases such as benzene and toluene are bad news is co_ntamination of ground water which for people. Therefore, be careful what you may cause restrictions on it's use and may ·do at land surface! pose health hazards. , Contamination is commonly separated Francis Hall is a Professor of Hydrogeology. into general categories called nonpoint

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·PUB MUBPUB MUB . ' • - , • . t ~ ~ ...... •... ~ ...... ~ .... ~ ...... ~ ...... ~ ...... •. THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1988 PAGE FIFTEEN - Entertainment March Takes Patrick Street At UNH A Holiday _By Mark A. Mamigonian - It is surprising that such a high at the time, so that might heavy, solemn piece of filmmak­ ·account for a lot. The second ing such as Death Takes A time I saw it, a year or two ago, Holiday 'got made in 1934, I, thought it was a pretty inter­ during the depths of the Depres­ es cing film, despite everyone sion. The movie is the type one in it acting like they were carved would expect about 25 years out of stone. Frederic March is later from Rod Serling; Death, always worth watching, al- · desiring to know what makes though this is far from his best human beings tick and why they work; it is easy to-see why Miss fear him s_o, takes' on human Venable never became a star form (Frederic March, to be (you w_onder if anyone would exact-) for ·a · weekend and pops have known the difference if up at the estate of an Italian death had claimed her)-. The film noble family. While there, he was directed with occasional ..r falls in love with a beautiful skill by Mitchell Leisen, who woman

Death Takes a Holiday- is The first time I s'. aw Death about as far from comedy as you Takes a Holiday, I thought it - can get, but it is-worth seeing was -one of the greatest thi_ngs one~. You willhave your chance since, well, think of something . to see it Sunday night 7 :00 · and Patri<;:k Street, Kevin Burke, Andy lrvi~e; Jackie Daly, and Arty McGlynn, perform this great. Of course, I was in junior 9:30 at the Mub. Sunday at 7 p.m. in Murkland HalL ~ickets are still available.at the MUB ticket office. Are .. Soundtrack~ .Worth The_ Effort? .. help seH them? le could go either Morning, Vietnam isn't better and The Vandellas ("'Nowhere way. Does the Vietnam sound­ than the movje, but the songs co Run") and the MarveJecces track stand on its own or is it do constitute an enjoyable doc- ("Danger Heartbreak Ahead"), a couple of songs thrown togeth­ ·- ument. The. spoken word does sappy. pop from The Searchers er to make a couple of bucks on not. The record is sec up as if ("Sugar and Spice") and Wayne the popularity of a fine movie? good ol' Adrian Cranaur a.k.a. FQntana · and The Mindbenders Th,e latter unfortunately seems Robin Williams is cranking out ('Game Of Love"), surf tun.es to be the case, .although it does the tunes on the radio. The from The Beach 'Boys ("I Get . prove co be an enjoyable disc. concept doesn'.t w·ork because Around" "The Warmth of the The She 1s Having A Baby Williams' comedy here comes S~n") and the Rivieras ('Ca­ soundtrack, like Kool-Aid, has across as hollow without the lifornia Sun"), and soul from _ been kid-tesc~d, mom-approved visual and emotional context James Brown ("I Goe You") and to capitalize on the whims and of the movie. Here, Williams, Them ("Baby Please Don't castes of a slightly progressive brilliant in the movie, comes Go"_.) And then there's Louis high school/ college crowd. No across as an obnoxious drive Armstrong wi_ch "What A Styx here, thank Poseidon and time DJ who has co yell a lot and Wonderful World," a truly the other Olympians. It's the be really "zany" co keep his beautiful song, no further com_­ b i: a i n c h i l d o f w . r i - audience. Trite. _· ment needed. c,er /producer/ director John .The music, a · collection of · Maybe it shouldn't ~atter Hughes, who has always had a mid-sixties rock, soul and surf, where the music comes from as penchant for mixing unda'ring is nothing if not superb. The long as it's good, but it"s hatd progressive pop with teen or­ feelings associated with the co accept such derivative and iented movies. Witness the Vietnam era recall mote the .. packaged mass products. Buy formula_of The B,reakfast Club, gushy memories of .'[he Big the movie, buy the derivative _ .the little chill which offered ChiU then the chilling-gushes novelization, buy the derivative Simple Minds' "Don't You of Apocalypse Now.There's hoc -. record. Cher's on the radio. Forget About Me," Pretty In Moco'wn- .from Martha- - Reeves Enough said. Pink, based ·on the Psychedelic Furs song of the same title, ~nd · Some Kind Of Wonderful, Beat and General Public, performs Dave Wakeling, ex-English which cougheq up .Flesh For the title song to the John Hughes movie She's Having A 'Baby. Lulu's "I Go Crazy." Although. it's hard co admit because Baby Original Motion Picture _is such-a.derivative promotional Soundtrack his concert sales? Can there be gimmick,· the album wor_ks. She's Having A Baby an '80s hie teen movie without This time, in keeping with · I.R.S. Records a hie rock soundtrack or a hie the slightly older demographics rock soundtrack without a .hit of the movie's audience, Hughes teen movie i.e. which came first, has chosen ten-slightly more Good Morning, Vietnam Dirty Dancing the movie or the mature artists co represent his A&M Records record? Does ~nyone care excc:;pc movie including Bryan Ferry, By Arthur Lizie for RCA and Patrick Sw-ayze's Everything Bue The Girl, anp · There's an unwritten law in mom? There is no easy way out Carmel. Among the musical the entertainment world: one of chis entertainment Cacch-22 hi'ghlighcs are the dancy title media is never enough to sup-· ( did that have a hie soundtrack? crack from bave Wakeling, ex­ pore a product. Musicians muse Arc Garfunkel was in che mo­ English Beat and General Pub-~ 1 tour to S\lpporc an album, put vie.) lie, the expeccably quirky (was out an album co su_pporc a tour; The soundtracks to She's the word invented for chem?) studios muse support a movie Having A Baby and Good Morn- . "Happy Families" from XTC, . '}'ith a soundtrack, a soundtrack inf!., Vietnam both faU into chis and the sparse wavering "This with a movie. Which one is the quagmire. Did John Hughes ' Woman's Work" from Kate real produce? Will Michae! first write Baby then pick tpe Bush. This record muse be better Jackson's tour boost his record music because it f ic or aid he pick than the movie. sales or will record sales boost the songs and write a movie co The soundtrack co Good - l 1 PAGE SIXTEEN THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1988 . I Murphy Stu

Raw 1By W.P.-Clifford Eddie Murphy is not kno wn for his good taste. Mr. Murphy_ · is the guy who did all those movie reviews 6n " Saturday Night Live," reveling in the fact that "all those pretty white chicks are the o-nes who get - Sonny Sharro~k, headman for The Sonny Sl;iarrock Band. sliced up with chainsaws." Eddie also asked the question about Mr.T's sexual preference, giving birth r-o the all-time best Mr.T Sharrock Band impersonation. In his concert film Raw, Eddie Murphy draws Sonny Sharrock Band the line. And crosses it. Hilar- Seize The Rainbow iously. · Enemy Records Raw was recorded on two By Arthur Lizie jam highlighted by trippy feed­ nights during Eddie's latest . In King Crimson's last incar­ back and distortion, "Fourteen" concert tour. In the Felt Forum nation Adrian Belew and Robert a delightfully bouncy aural orgy, in New York Ory, Eddie let Fripp offered a unique and and "The Past Adventures of loose on new topics, including sinfully-satisfying aural blend Zydeco Buttercup" a bleeding marriage, foreigners and infe­ by juxtaposing guitar disci­ epic monument to rhythm. It delity. Some old stand-bys, plines. To wit, Belew's moaning goes down as smooth as ice includiflg his alcoholic father distortion played foil to Fripp's cream in . t_he summertime, and and homosexuals brought loud dean logic resulting in musical thankfully, sounds nothing like laughs, proving the theory that ecstasy. It was a match made in Styx, the bulging zit on the face you don't fix something that heaven, or at least in the court of modern music. ain't broke. of the Crimson King. The Sonny Although Sonny is more than Eddie .looked good, which to Sharrock Band offers rhis same impressive, he doesn't deserve Eddie, and his audience, is very-..., wonderful combination in the all the credit because he has the important. He jumped right form of one man playing one pleasure of a crack band backing into his monologue after a short · Boston-based Studebaker Movement Theater Company performs him up. Although in execution skit stuck onto the front of the guitar: the world premiere of their play Modern Love tonight through is the one a pow~r trio, the band is actually movie. The scene depicted Eddie Sonny Sharrock Sunday,. Febr~ary 28 at the Pon tine Movement Theater in man. Sonny's name might nor ­ a quartet, with the· rockin' _Abe as a child at a family get togeth.:. be very familiar, but the 47 year Speller and the reelin' Pheeroan er. All the other children were downtown Portsmouth. Call 436-6960 for. ticket and time old guitarist has payed his dues Aklaff both drumming behind dancing for the adults, singing . information. over many years, wailing his · Melvin Gibbs' walking melodic songs for them, and keeping them amused. Then small Eddie '------jazzy, rhythmic and dissonant bass. The rhythm section is bush bitch," bring her his brand of six string for a number augmented on "Sheraserhead's got up and told a joke usuaJly naked · to sdme crazy guy talk about Arrierica, and keep her of bands and people, including High Top Sneakers," by pro­ passed along in schoolyards and over to life, and between swears, Eddie house. The dream ends Miles Davis. He deserves a more ducer Bill Laswell (Material, , on bathroom walls. He was in the tells a story about how he got res peered place io the music Motorhead, Ginger Baker) who proud, eating up both the laughs as Oomfoofoo meets some of to be the way he is. .. ' world and Seize The Rainbow adds some extra oomph on the and the gasps by all his relatives, Eddie's gold digging female The film was directe_d By is the record that should earn illusive six .string bass. setting himself apart from friends, who quickly tell her-that Robert Townsend, creator and it for him. It is the most refresh­ If The Sonny Sharrock Band everyone else. The skit sets up. she can get half of everything star of the movie Hollywood out on her ing and surprising record of the were a baseball team, Sonny the movie very well; the au­ Eddie owns, break Shuffle . Townsend is famous happy life still young year. would be a pitcher, Phil Niekro dience is left saying, "Eddie as own,· and lead a for financing his film with credit Seize The R ainbow carries to be more precise ( necessary a kid was like this? What am without him. cards, but after Raw, Townsend on in the great modern exper­ baseball· reference, the Red Sox I getting myself into?" The Female bashing seems to be . should be in a much better imental instrumental tradition start official spring training this scene also tells us rhar Eddie is a popular pasttime for Mr. financial situation. Raw prom- of Miles Davis, with touches of week.) Neither Sonny nor P.hil like no-other entertainer, and Murphy', who pokes fun at ises to be a big hit, as Murphy Crimson,Jimi Hendrix,· and enjoyed widespread recognition he never was. · women's eagerness to believe ~eeps hinting that this will be Gone mixed in for good mea­ for m~ny years, neither· has Eddie spends a lot -of- the· anything their lovers tell them, his last concert tour. Anyone sure. It an obsessive record. It knuckled under to 01' Man Time movie discussing his failed the .skeletons in their closets, who enjoys Eddie's point of view m ix~s mismatched disciplin~s in their late forties, and each engagement, making no bones and orgasms. Eddie's ' anger will love Raw, and anyone and mutilates the mind, luring can perform incredible slight about the fact that all his money shows through his humor, but uncomfortable with his flowery wid1 the strength of the Sirens. of hand, Phil with the baseball, seemed to sour the relationship. everyone seems to bt laughing language should stay away. Also, The seven songs weave a hyp­ Sonny with his guitar. Seize The His solution brought the loudest so loudly that it's OK for him __ guys, do not take your feminist notic pattern with grinding dual Rainbow ( sounds more like a . h1ugp.s ·of the '1' hole film, ex­ to be bitter. His riming and "You will no pick me up. We'll. rhythms, spiraling distorted Rip Sewell pitch ·than a Phil plaining that when he is finally presentation really make the meet the-re" girlfriends to this guitar solos, and memorable Niekro one) and you won;t be ready to settle down, he's going audience feel· like they ·are _one, as you will be signing for melodies; "Dick Dogs" is a space disappointed. to go to Africa and find a "buck standing at a bus stop listening an evening of violence'. • . !>-·,'5 Woodentops: Foot Cops Wander /loads The W oodentops things about this album is the you have a natural bias towa1.u., at playing at break-neck speed the main instrument, it is still Wooden Foot Cops use of keyboa-rds. For the most synthesizers, for Th.e Wooden­ ("Stop The Car".) But they do present·, and as a result the .tops can play at the other end not let the pace run away with albuIP has a very American On The Highway part, the songs revolve around ___ plairi old rock and rqll combi­ of the spectrum as well. Many therri in the faster songs, and sound that should be appealing Columbi~ Records nation of guitars, both acoustic of the songs feature violins, they certainly do not sacrifice to a wide audience. and ekcrric, bass'and drums, but played by, interestingly enough, melody for speed. It is in these By Brendan Gleeson just when the listener starts to· keyboardist St~~henson, and all faster songs that the synthesizer - The Woodentops may take dismiss a song as average, Anne .highlight the ·.-accfu'slic_guitar of comes in especially-h~ndy, for their name from a English Stephenson will pop in with ·a Rolo, the lead singer. "They Can it helps to maintain order in the Wooden Foot Cops On The children'. s television show,--but quick melo~y on the keyboard Say What They Want" uses a songs by repeating a short Highway has something for it is not easy to say where they that will keep the listener violin line to hold the attention melody at regualur intervals. everyor:ie, from folkie to top 40 draw there influences from. awake. The most extraordinary · of the singer in _the same way - .· But of all these elements, the fari (well, maybe not.) The Their second Columbia album, use of thi~ trick is. on "Heaven," that the keyboar_ds do in other · most-imponant is The Wooden­ Wodentops have proved them­ Wooden Foot Cops On The _.a beautiful ballad (puts Bryan songs. tops' ·use of acoustic guitar. In selves to be a talented bunch, Highway, has the best of ever­ " Adams to s·hame) that is fine As Wooden Foot Cops On a song like "You Make Me Feel,' '. and I look forward to hearing ything from acoustic gu.ita_r~ to ,in ·its .;owp right, but is utterly - The Highway shows, The Woo­ the acoustic guitar is: the _P.rimary from them in the future. They . modern synthesizers, bl~rided .. interestin.g __ ,with a synthesized dentops are masters of manip­ · 'instrument, and gives the song may never hit the Big Time, but together to form a sound th-at voite· that makes it sound like . ularing pace. They are just as avery elemental feel that lends I sure hope they stick along inq.tly unique. a robot is joining the chorus. comfortable playing a slow sincerity to the lyrics. And even around long enough ~o give it _.a: . - . . -·· On~ of thf __r;no~~-t .sµrp~~-sipg But c;lo.n.' r b,e disc·ouraged U ramble ('Heaven '. '.) _as they ar~ when.the -ae:ousric guitar is not sqot. . ,., ... , THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1988 PAGE SEVENTEEN ~·······••¥••·····••t fl ~ . ROOM t STUDENT AWARDS NOMINATIONS i( \****************'- -i( This is your opportunity to recognize outstanding students at the University I of New Hampshire. Nomination forms are available from and should be returnecl to the Student Awards Committee, Dean of Students Office, t~ J ·.99! t~ * . * 208 Huddleston HalL . ~ : . : - ~ ~ * . * ~ i( ~A'***************1t i( CLASS Of 1899 PRIZE "to that senior with the highest ideals of good citizenship" ~ DRAW J (Includes $50.00) · .. . i( i( DEAN WILLIAMSON "to that senior who has been outstanding and well rounded · i( i( AWARD in extracurricular activities, scholarship, athletics, and loyalty to the University" · ) i( ALL STUDENTS INTERESTED IN LIVING i( (~onors award. Minimum 3.2 average.) i( ON CAMPUS NEXT YEAR MUST SUBMIT i( i( AN APPLICATION FOR HOUSING DURING- i( i( THE FOLLOWING TIMES: . i( DECESARE "to that junior or senior presenting a demonstrated invol­ SCHOLARSHIP v~ment in service to others, leadership, scholarship, and athletics''. t Monday February 29 8:30 am - 3:30 pm · t ~ Last name beginning with A-G ~ i( i( ERSKINE MANSON "to that senior who is distinguished for most consistent AWARD progress and achievement" i( Tuesday March 1 8:30 am - 3:30 pm i( (Honors award. Minimum 3.2 average. includes $50.00) i( Last name beginning with H-P i(

HELEN DUNCAN JONES·"to the sophomore woman showing Wednesday March 2 8:30 am - 7:00 pm _ the greatest promise of t AWARD outstanding t achievement in American citizen~hip, lead­ ~ Last name beginning with Q-Z ~ ership, and scholarship" The student should be earning i( Late Applications Due · i( all or part of her way through school. i( i( (honors award. Minimum 3 .2 average. Includes $50.00} i( lf vou are unti.ble to submit an application i( POWELL "to that undergraduate student havi:qg an expressed interest i( durinq your desiqnated tirn~, you ma~; ii( SCHOLARSHIP in public service as demonstrated through course of study, quality of scholarship, and extra curricular activities both ~ ~ on campus and off campus" Student must he in need of i( do so during any of the above time periods. i( financial assistance. ' (Scholarship is $1000 * i( .00) i( THE ,.LPDf l(_J. ; .~ ~·" ppr· ,1 "- ~c- 1c; HELD i( NOMINATION DEADLINE: MARCH ·21, 1988 - ~ INTl '" c STC; r<.: !'.:, 1 .iNLOUNGE ., . i(~ ·¥¥¥¥.:,..~... + -+-++~+~+•¥¥¥¥~ ~

~ Student Awards Nominations 'Application~

Return By Friday Mar.25,1988 To: Submitted by: Student Awards Committee Student Campus Address Senate Office Room 130 MJB

Name and Address of nominee:------AWARDS: .

Award for which you are nominating him/her:------Jere A.Chase Service Award: "To honor the graduating se~ nior who has displayed out­ '. H ,. ~i;~;liL ::-- ,1tinr1j (please include gpa): :.....· ____.,;,.....______standing student service ·to the University."

The Hood Achievement Prize: "To honor the senior man who has 'shown the greatest pot en­ tial through character, scho­ larship, leadership and useful­ ness."

------:-______..;.______'The University Women's Award: "To honor the seni~r women who has proven their value to the student body through scholarship, self-help, leadership and loyalty."

Applicati,ons will also be available in the Student Se~ate Office. PAGE EIGHTEEN . THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1988

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sneaks for UNH have given him the Hockey-East flipped the puck behind the Greeks and record. UNH goal and a radio man In fact, Winnes had a great .· reached out and grabbed the will travel to Durham this By Stephen Skobeleff . . one at 3"9-38. Bui: from there the of puck with ease. Saturday, for a game that is opportunity. He got control And then there were three... 'Cats missed on three consec­ blue The final game this season scheduled for a _l :00 tap-off. the puck around the UNH There are only three more utive lay-up~. line and skated in a-Ione on for the 'Cats will be tonight (Due to an ermr in the ECAC opportunities for the men's The Huskies, who fell behind Dave· Delfino against Maine at Snively Arena. North Atlantic Conference goa I te nd·er hoop team from Durham to . quickly 3-0 before scoring seven just The game is at 7.p.m. 1987-88 Media Guide tap-off_ (twenty-six saves). But make it into that promised land straight to take the lead for able to get the NOTES:In Tuesday's game was reported at 3:00 in the last before he was , called the playoffs. Thi~ news good, were able to pounce on up by against Lowell, Kevin Dean got issue of The New Hampshire). shot off, he was broken comes after the Wildcat's sixth these 'Cat miscues. The Huskies , to try a new position, left wing. The University Sports De­ a Chief defenseman. straight setback, this time at the took hold of a 64-51 lead before The on,ly Wildcat goal came "He played well, and that po­ partment is banking on ·a strong paws of the NU Huskies, 71- long to give themseive~ some the, 9:49 sition might be better for him, attendance to make a difference. in the second period at 60. breathing room. at 1- but we need him at defense," To get a crowded Field House mark which tied the game The diHerence in Tuesday Counts admitted that he :a shot from rhe · O'Connor said ... David Aiken for the game~the sports depart- 1. J9hnson fired evening's contest was one John didn't. know why such letdown:s left face-off circle which proved was not dressed for Tuesday's go on the ment has set up _a c~:mple of · Williams. "He alw~ys seems to occur. "Everytime we to be the only time Delfino game against Lowell...Unfor­ play really well against us when court," stated the junior, "we would be beaten all'night. . iunately Rick1Lambert will •not· it counts," com!Tiented 'Cat play really well." · - All throughout the game, the be .able to play in tonight's game Derek Counts. "If it wasn't for Though NU grabbed the H­ crowd seemed like they were at against Maine.' He suffered a him, we would have won. They point lead, their la·rgest of the a library, not a hockey game. The season ending knee injury on really didn't play that well." The game, the 'Cats weren't giving biggest cheer came in the first · February 5 against Boston Uni- '­ Northeastern guard threw in up. Six unanswered points by period when a Lowell play_er · versity. four three-point prayers and 24 . the Durham representatives points overall to lead all scorers. slashed the advantage, 64-5 7, The Wildcats, on the other witq five minutes to go. This hand, shared their scoring would be· the last 'Cat climb burden managing 12 points · though as the Huskies found a from both Keith Carpenter and remedy for the UNH surges. Dave Marshall and 11 of the The loss runs the team's same from Eric Thielen. record to 2-22 and puts them Thielen went into the contest on a crash course for their worst e 1ena game a so repres­ coming off a super week. His record since 1967~68. But before ents Center Keith Hinderlie's . performances against Fairfield, Coach Friel's men can start last home appearance. The lorie Siena, and BU earned him thinking about their overall senior was a_starter fbr two years Rookie-of-the-Week honors. record a more important sta­ and has done the job off the During. this Strech he averaged tistic must be considered. bench this...season. 15.3 points and 9.3 rebounds. · With a conference record of From there, the Wildcats He had career highs in both 2-13the Wildcats are still in the close out their season with two these departments againstSiena . hunt for a playoff spot. They weaker conference opponents when he scored 21 and pulled · must win two out of their last in Maine and Vermont. Two the ball of the boards 15 times. three games to have a chance wins here are not out of the What was more noticeable at such an honor. Unfortunately question. than the even point scoring for for the 'Cats two of these garpes "Their all winable games, the 'Cats were those·points·thar_ are on the road while the one especially Maine and Vermont," weren't scored. 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"Well, they are pretty his head just clearing the roof) repeat your winning su_ccess student rather than a student­ famous to the extent many early in the morning, and heads season after season? athlete. The-re's a big differ­ people have heard of them, but for his office far beneath the ' A>·''lntellectually, I'm some­ ence." not many people have seen bleachers near the Zamboni times embarrassed when some- Q. Do you .think the UNH them play hockey. It's ~ strange entrance of Snively Arena. . one mentions the record. But winning tradition will continue . situation.'' · It is here where you can find ins'ti~Ktively, I feel the same old in the years to come? · Q. Is women.'s ice h~ckey still McCurdy, along with his two urge to win one more title. They A. "I expect UNH to be more progress.ing, or has it reached dogs, listening to classical music say U.S. culture fosters addictive competitive with the majority a stand still? on his portable radio and snack­ personalities. I guess I'm a-· of the teams in ECAC women's A. "It's progressing in a ing on yogµrt. This is where he product of that." hockey. Our financial aid is very different way. Many private builds success. · · Q. What is the UNH wom­ limited; our recruiting budget girls' schools now .have varsity McCurdy takes a "weird but en's ice hockey team's ingredient is a few hundred dollars. With . teams. Summer camps are full. effective" approach to ice hock­ for success? eight seniors this year, we are I get letters from all over the ey, and has sometimes been A. "It's probably a lot of little . probably going to put more country. There was an interna­ called eccentric because of it. thiJ!gs. If there is a foundation, suspense into our games in tional tounament in Toronto . He doesn't mind, though. Why it is a wonderful willingness to future seasons." < last spring. This impresses me. should he? The 11-year coa.ch work very hard in practice. I am Q. In women's sports there Still, any girl playing hockey has boasts a superlative 193-17-7 still amazed day in and day out. is definitely a lack of spectators. to love it." record; by far the best .of any I try' to make it fon, too. And Does this detract from your . Q. Do you think you have women's collegiate ice hockey it is, I think, in a military boot team's glory, and do you have made a difference in the lives te:am in the country. · camp way." any thoughts on how to bring of your players' college expe­ Despite this success, nobody Q. What are the benefits or in more spectators? rience? ever stops to question or get to rewards of ·coaching women as A. "Very few women's sports A. 'Tm told any effect I have know the man · behind this opposed to rnen? attract significant numbers of is latent. That is, it starts being mystical record. Instead, they A. "Benefits probably relate spectators. Pro tennis is the only noticeable aroun_d twenty-five marvel at his win/loss record to person~lity. Some men like one I can think of. I don't feel years of age, I like that." and expect to read about yet it, others would not. Obviously, · seeking glory is ultimately very Q: What should people know another championship season. I'm. in the former category. I feel satisfying. As for more specta­ abou-t the UNH team that might Winning becomes the standard. female hockey players take tors 'being lured to· women's surprise them? In essence, McCurdy's success direction·better, perhaps be­ events, I have ideas, but I can't A. "l think people would be has made him UNH's biggest cause they haven't had so much disclose them because I am a surprised at: how typically fe­ faceless wonder. coaching before college. On the recovering sexist." male they are. Coach Russ McCurdy \ They've suffered So who is this crafty .character other hand, females tend not Q. Do you think.women's ice from an image that goes with that lurks beneath to have his· victory neutral attitudes toward (Craig, Parker photo) hockey is publicized as equally playing hockey. The image is banners in lively Snively? Is he· other f(:!males. They like her or as other women's sports here unjustified. It's terrible to always a man that the UNH athle.tic they don't like her. You have at UNH, such as field hockey . be .misunderstood." -

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By Ward D. Fraser UNH s·quad. Thi; was the last back with a three point run to The UNH men's volleyball of the scoring for Middlebury, cut Tufts' lead to o-ne (11-10) / ,' team won two of three matches though, as UNH took over, late in the game. they played this past week. winning the next eight points UNH got the next two points The team travelled to Mid­ for a 15-7 win. After the lop­ to take their first lead of 12-11. . dlebury on Saturday ro · take on s:ided wins in the previous ·match Unfortunately, that was it for UMass and host, Middlebury. and the first game again~t UNH, as Tufts ran off the next The 'Cats were hoping to use Middlebury one would think five to_take the game 15-12. \ ,these matches as a warm-up for that the team may have slacked In the second game of the a tough non-conference meeting off a bit. The 'Cats did every­ match, at Lundholm Gym, Tufts Tuesday against Tufts. What thing but that, as they saved the started out flying taking a quick they got was just the opposite. best for last. DNH employed 7 -0 lead. Coach Baker called a UMass did not bring its a strong defense and good time-out to _regroup the team. number one team and Middleb­ passing to destroy the host team The tactic worked for a while ury was dominated by the strong 15-3 in the final game of th~ir as the 'Cats scored five straight play of the Wildcats. "It was match. behind the serving of DesMai­ kind of disappointing. The "It was a good team effort. sons and blocking of senior Jeff competition should've been By being in the lead most-of the O'Hearn. UNH still seemed better," stated the team captain way, we were able to p·ractice rattled and played very unor­ 'Dav·e DesMaisons. DesMaisons, our set plays and let everyone ganized the rest of the way. a junior setter, led the 'Cats into the game," said DesMai- · Tufts ended their second win emotionally and physically dur­ sons. with a four point run winning _i ng the ma'tches. Jeff Perham Tuesday night the 'Cats did 15-4. The third and final game also played well. not fair as well as they would of Tuesday's match was doi:n-_ In the first match agains.t . have liked. Facing a 0 strong -inated by the blocking of Tufts. Chris Lerra gets set to b_lo_ck _· (W_ard Fraser photo) UMass, the 'Cats jumped on . blocking Tufts team the 'Cats offensive front. UNH could not r;-----:----:-:-:-:-:=~~~::':::::==-:'::· ======~­ their conference rivals early and dropped three straight games seem to muster any type of often. Opening a quick 7 -0 lead in a best-of-five match. The· · offense · and whenever they and never looking back. The lead 'Cats were close in all three would start a run, Tufts blockers was never in jeopardy as the games, but bad passing and and hitters would "put it away." 'Cats coasted to a 15-11 win. The miscommunication led to their UNH had some good opportun­ second game followed a differ- · downfall. ities but couldn't get it together. ent patter n as UMass started "Tufts is the toughest team They i:nissed some easy shots out to a 5-0 run. The 'Cats settled w~·ve faced all year," 'Cats coach and Tufts took advantage of the down quickly and retaliated with Barb Baker said. "We weren't mistakes. A four point run for a ten point n tn of their own. on our game, but they were ·the. visitors ended the 3-0 rout UNH continued its domination definately good. They have a big of the 'Cats. as it won the second game of offensive front and blcrck well," · "We obyiously could '. ve their best-of-three match, 15- Baker added. played better, but our playoff 7. . chances are still very good," The match against Middleb­ The Wildcats were led by captain DesMaisons said of the ury saw much of the same type DesMaisons and sophomore 4-2 'Cats. (3-1 in•conference). qf play for the 'Cats. The first Chris Rice in the first game. "We are looking fo-rward to game was ruled by UNH early Freshman Matt Pitcairn con­ bouncing back_this weekend." as they took a 7-2 lead. A precise tributed also, coming up with Middlebury server evened the some big blocks and a few key UNH travels to Amherst on score at seven as he ran off five spikes. The 'Cats kept it close Saturday where they will play in a row over a rather suprised the entire game, as they came · in a six team tournament. '

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UNH's weakness this season They arrived after Saturday's is team rebounding, one that dismantling of the Brooklyn is far and few between ori this College Kingswomen (73-48) squad. Before you lose any sleep and picked up where they left, worrying about this 'weakness,' taking apart Northeastern, and let it -be known the .Lady 'Cats logging some valuable minutes have been working out the ' as they wind down their season quirks that may exist in the and head into the playoffs with current system during practice. a 10-3 rec;ord and one g.ame remaining on the regular season "We've been rebounding well schedule these past couple of games, but The temporary stop in Brook­ we'll work on it," said Sanborn. lyn prove_d no more than an The magic words were spoken for five goals Wildcat Jeff Lazaro has no intentions of going down alone. Lowell exploded individual statistics builder for and all the players could do were to beat the "Mildcats". (Craig Parker photo) the players. listen. Obviously pleased with the . "We've based our practice on .results, they continued the febounds, constantly stressing · onslaught ag\ainst the injury­ and working on them," said ULowell Chiefs dump 'Cats ridden Huskies, shot the lights Debbie Dorsch, and the results out, and orchestrated an offen­ were quick to follow in the NU ByJohn Kelley _ the se~ond period. it out of the zone without even sive performance capable- of game. In theory, the 1988-89 men's O'Connor decided to go with thinking of offense. knocking any opponent to the A UNH team running on all',., a hockey season started Tuesday youth for part of the game, as "When you are having sidelines for a period of time. eight cylinders is just what the night against Lowell in Snively it was obvious he has his eyes tough time getting the puck out "Our offensive selection was Hoop God prescribed as they 1 senior. right­ Arena. But in reality, it will not on next season. · ,-' "w• of your end," great and, there wasn't much take on the Black Bears of "you begin until next autumn. Some- "We wanted to take a.look at winger Tim Hanley said, t the Huskies l could do about UMaine this Saturday at 1 :00 times the truth· hurts, but here some other things, some· things just get it out (of the defensive defending it tonight," said head· p.m. in Lundholm Gym. They the 'Cats are happy this game that might be of benefit for the zone) for safety reasons. Also coach Kathy Sanborn. look to avenge their earlier . does not count and know it will season coming up," O'Connor people were panicking and jµst UNH was led by floor leader season loss at the buzzer to the be long, forgotten when the next said. · throw.(ng it out." Karen Pinkos ( U pts.), center Black Bears in a game which season starts for real. Center Chris Thayer and right The Chiefs did· not ta~ lo,JJS Kris Kinney (27 pts.), and may be a preview to the upcom­ Fly.no"' The Chiefs scored the last five winger Bill Lacouture were two to capitalize. Brendan Michelle Altobello (11 pts.) and ing p\ayoffs. UNH will finish goals of the game, four in the . players who got to play more scored at the three minute mark, received a strong bench perfor­ the season in -third and fare the final period, to annihilate UNH · than usual, and O'Connor was and just four minutes later Jon mance from Beth Curran, con­ second place finisher which 6-1 in front of a very stoic crowd not pleased with their perfor- Morris scored to make it 4-1. tributing with .10 points. could be none other than UMaine. of 1,420. mance. "We saw some things That goal gave Lowell a three "We did not ccntain them," that will help us next season." . goal kad and sent goaltender ·1- ■------• senior Tim Hanley said. "We As was true in the Northeast- Pat Morrison to the showers ' lost the one-on-one battles for · ern game, a late second period (twen.ty-two saves) in favor of the puck." goal proved to put UNH behind Par Stzurm (seven saves, al­ Speaking on Sports Right winger Jeff Flaherty, for good. Lowell got control of lowed two goals). ·who was Hockey EasJ player of the puck in the UNH end, and, "The power play goal hurt the week two weeks ago, was. defensemen Chris Grassie was us; but the third goal was the in front turning. point," O'Connor said. unstoppable. He played a fan- _ called for interference By Chµck McCue tastic game and was able to of the UNH goal, one of only "A defensive breakdown caused · finish off his hat trick with three power play opportunities that goal." Co-Sports Editor forcy-f ive seconds remaining for Lowell on the night. "We just needed a change or Fact: The Paul Sweet Oval is open. in the game. __ · But less than a minute later, a spark," he said, referring to Reality: UNH has a long way to go to provide all the facilities "I always thought he was Flaherty scored the winning the switch in goaltenders from that a division one university demands in 1988 and the future. (Flaherty) a great talent," coach · goal. Morrison to Stzurm. I walked into the Oval the other day and was happy to see Dave O'Connor said. "He has The third period just started Lowell continued theiF dom­ some of my tuti'tion going to work. The bottom line is that got a lot of skills, and he showed out with Lowell carrying the ination throughout the period, many of us and our parents-mail our check'" t every semes.ter the talent he has." play, and UNH could never get and Flaherty finished his game and never see it working. It is stauing t' ~ut don't stop . The three goal performanfe any momentum going. The with two excellent goal~. The here. in the field hou~ · .J u.own one flight and was even more amazing consid- . Wildcats could not control the first came when left winger _ While you are 0 ering he had to serve a ten puck past the red-line. The Pascal Labrecque skated over build new weight rooms for varsity athletes. The niches in ...m-..f.rute qiisco·flg_l_l~t p~1:1<1.l~y i11 . defensemen were just dumping . the blue line on the left side and the walls that are there now are not enough. passed it to Flaherty. He had Go down an.other flight and give the athletic trainers a better ~. ' ·~~: . ' -~4 ,, ro reach for it and he shot it by place to work.- It is hard to promote good heal_th in a place Stzurm as he was falling down. that does,p't even have. windows. Is the fact that they do sqch "He (Flaherty) has got the a good job.and are sick of asking for things they should already talent to make it in the profes­ have stopping administration? Don't let it. sional tanks," O'Connor said. Now picture this the field house is renovated. Football anfi The hat trick goal came with basketball have locker rooms that are so impressive tqat\~tr,'· only forty-five seconds remain­ recruit who is borderline decides to come to UNH'·s\rrrp.iy ... . ing when Carl Valimont made because he feels comfortable being here. a nice play to keep the puck in I feel better already. But I forgot something, hockey. They as he shot it around the boards. need new facilities. They have been_promised ~·new locker Craig Charron got the puck room since "Whoop" Snive.ly was around. Don't promise, behind the cage and passed it build. · to Flaherty, who somehow The women's athletics deserve what ever they want because found position in front through they produce winners year after year. Give them a "blank check. the UNH defense and scored. The administration at UNH has to realize that to get the Despite his fine performance, best players to come to UNH they have to offer more than no hats hit the ice. · 1 the next school. With what we have' we do alright. But in five The most exciting part of the years or ten years where are we going to be? By then how third period came when Wildcat much is it going to cost? Do it now and spread the costs over Mark Dorval was called for a the next decade instead of wondering what could have been. high stick at the 17 :44 mark. The Paul Sweet Oval is living proof that we can get something This set the stage for Chris done. But don't si't in your new plush offices in T-Hall and Winnes to possibly score a think everyone is content. shorthanded goal, which would To get the best whether it be athletes or student or both we need more to sell to them. We need it _now. HOCKEY, page.22 Just my opinion. I .