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Fort Collins, Colorado Volume 116 | No. 2 COLLEGIAN www.collegian.com Wednesday, June 20, 2007 THE STUDENT VOICE OF COLORADO STATE UNIVERSITY SINCE 1891 Legislators seek alternatives to expensive textbooks

By sEan rEEd Total increase in textbook The Rocky Mountain Collegian 186% costs since 1986 A group charged with analyzing higher education released a report to Congress Average cost of books June 1 proposing solutions $900 to halt the continual rise of per student at CSU textbook costs for college students. Rise in textbook costs The report, requested last year by congressmen Dave Wu 6% per year since 1986 (D-Oregon) and Buck McKeon (R-Calif.), was a follow-up to a Government Accountabil- Of university costs ity Report that found textbook 26% come from textbooks prices rose by six percent per year – more than twice the Photo iLLustration By aaron Montoya | COLLEGIAN rate of inflation – from 1986 Source: MakeTextbooksAffordable.com to 2004, a total increase of 186 ver- lada” for Dave Rosenfeld, mate as those from corporate percent. sities The new report, issued by program director for the Stu- publishers. The only differ- comes from dent Public Interest Research ence, he says, is that Creative the Advisory Committee on Web site. Liberal Arts, said that text- textbooks.” Group, a public advocacy Commons sources are “found- Student Financial Assistance, “The study confirmed that books have become a bigger The solutions proposed group, is the idea of trading in ed on the idea that knowledge confirmed these numbers, textbook costs represent a bar- piece of the average university by the committee’s report are textbooks for a “digital market- is a common good and (they) proving that textbooks are rier to access of higher edu- price tag than most people re- many, ranging from the imple- place” that hinges on the use want as much to get out as pos- making it hard for many hope- cation,” said Katie Gleeson, alize and have become almost mentation of rental programs of a combination of resources sible,” as opposed to the others ful students to afford a college president of the Associated as big an issue as rising tuition for books, strengthening the from traditional publishers, that function for profitability. education. Students of CSU. rates. current used book system, or university professors and in- The result of this philoso- At CSU, books and sup- Blake Gibson, interim “I think both [textbook costs even attempting to improve fi- formation from Creative Com- phy, he said, is that Creative plies alone average at about chairman for the Associated and tuition] are big concerns,” nancial aid policies relating to mons publications. Commons materials are free, $900 per student, according to Students of Colorado and ASC- he said, noting, “26 percent of the classroom materials. These resources, Rosen- the Student Financial Services SU senator for the College of the price tag at four-year uni- However, the “big enchi- feld said, can be just as legiti- See tExtBooks on Page 8 Remembering Jim “J.J.” Williams Fort Collins celebrates 18th annual Brewfest

Photo iLLustration By aaron Montoya | COLLEGIAN

By Liz sunshinE Shilling guy” and is looking The Rocky Mountain Collegian forward to “going with my family and walking around, just Fort Collins’ annual Brew- trying different beers.” fest has been known to stir The DBA has always had a things up in Old Town. part in the logistics of Brewfest Planners and participants but now the proceeds go to- of this year’s event – the 18th ward other DBA events such as Brewfest – say 2007 won’t dis- 4th of July fireworks show and appoint. St. Patrick’s Day parade. The two-day festival, which “We are super excited runs Saturday and Sunday from about the entertainment line- 11 a.m. to 6 p.m., will boast 32 up,” said Peggy Lyle, event and local breweries, bringing 54 entertainment director for the different types of beer to the DBA. “(The band) Mission 19, who are CSU grads, have be- aaron Montoya | COLLEGIAN taps – enough for beer-tasters of all levels. come a Brewfest tradition.” Jim “J.J.” Williams, head coach of CSU’s men’s basketball team from 1954 through 1980, is surrounded by his family in a photo- “There are two approach- Also taking Old Town stage graph that was on display at his memorial tribute Saturday morning at the South College Fieldhouse on CSU’s main campus. While es,” said Ted Devitt of Cooper- on Saturday is Motorhome and friends and relatives of Williams share memories in the background, Joyce Johnson, bottom right, played the keyboard. The former smith’s in Fort Collins. “One is Mojo Mama. And Sunday Ca- coach, with a 352-283 win-loss record, the best of any Division I coach in state history, passed away May 31, and was preceded in leb Riley Funk Orchestra, Was- death by his wife, Mary, and son, Bobby. He is survived by his two daughters, Joan, who lives in Denver, and Carol, who lives in to actually want to taste the Fort Collins. beers, learn about them. The abi and 12 Cents for Marvin are See rEMEMBEr on Page 5 other is the ‘college kid’ ap- on the lineup. proach in which they see the Though each had their own event and want to drink all of advice to Brewfest patron De- the beers available.” vitt, Bryant and Lyle all agreed Devitt has been working for that responsibility is important Coopersmith’s for 12 years and at such a festival. says Brewfest began “to repre- “Approach Brewfest in a sent what was, at the time, the mature manner; wear sun- CSU a top in tuberculosis research quickly growing but not well screen, drink water and snack known craft beer industry.” on some of the local food,” De- Fort Collins hosts the most vitt said. “Just be smart about By Erik MyErs air particles, which spread microbreweries per capita in it.” The Rocky Mountain Collegian the disease when breathed by non-infected individuals. that quickly growing industry Dellenbach Motors and in the state of Colorado. Pepsi are sponsoring the fes- At the height of the me- The disease often attacks a In 1990, Odell’s Brewery tival’s Designated Driver Pro- dia frenzy surrounding re- victim’s lungs, infecting tissue Company joined forces with gram. Drivers who choose to cent tuberculosis scares, CSU and causing organ failure, ac- Coopersmith’s and the Down- accompany their friends this researchers are hailed as a cording to MedicineNet.com. town Business Association weekend will be treated to a favorite in the hunt for a vac- Over years, vaccines and to create Brewfest, sparking free Pepsi with a valid drivers cine. drugs have been developed the tradition that continually license. For people without a But as the costs of re- to prevent and treat TB. How- brings throngs of college kids license, Timberline Church is search remain sky-high, ef- ever, scientists have become and beer connoisseurs to the also offering rides home. forts to thwart the spread of aware of strains that are Choice City. New to this year’s Brewfest the infectious and highly con- ‘drug-resistant’ and are able John Bryant, chief opera- is what the coordinators are tagious disease have slowed. to bypass traditional methods tions officer of Odell’s, said it calling the “Meet Your Brew- “We’ve figured out how to of protection. was, at first, just a small festival ers” tent. do it,” said Ian Orme, a CSU “The TB germ has evolved aaron Montoya | COLLEGIAN in which Doug Odell, co-own- Lyle said this is a chance microbiology professor and for a variety of reasons to be- Diane Ordway, a research scientist for the department of er of the brewery, and a couple for home-brewers and beer en- leader of the team testing a come resistant to our first line microbiology, immunology and pathology at CSU, points to a of guys from Coopersmith’s thusiasts alike to talk shop with TB vaccine. “The sad news treatment, which are drugs,” guinea pig cell. Ordway’s research has allowed researchers to would sit behind a table, hand the host brewers. The brewers right now is that to push this said Mary Ann DeGroote, as- better understand how to create a vaccine for tuberculosis. out samples of their beers and will be available Saturday and forward, we need extensive sistant professor of micro- talk to the people. Sunday from noon to 2 p.m. funding.” biology at CSU. “We have a Eighteen years later, the For more information “Unfortunately, this is sort particularly urgent agenda to bly unique. Besides poten- mune system by its presence. event has grown but still about Brewfest, visit www. of stored out at this point, and find new drugs.” tially stopping all forms of Adjuvant require thor- houses only Colorado brewers, downtownfortcollins.com. I’m looking at alternative ways Developed by a team of TB, the drug comes without a ough mixing and purifying, making it one of a kind. to get it funded,” he added. microbiology researchers, manufactured adjuvant – an making them expensive ad- Bryant, who has been Entertainment editor Liz TB can be transferred including scientists from additive that enhances the ef- ditions. working for Odell’s for about Sunshine can be reached at through coughing, sneezing, China and Columbia, the fectiveness of the treatment, three years calls himself a “90 [email protected]. or spitting, contaminating most recent vaccine is nota- as well as stimulating the im- See tuBErcuLosis on Page 6 2 Wednesday, June 20, 2007 | The Rocky Mountain Collegian

WeaTher Calendar neWS of CampuS eye The World Today Wednesday, June 20 CSU Theatre Presents N. Korean nuclear Mostly Sunny Moliere’s Scapin talks could resume Molière’s Scapin When: June 20-23, June 27-30, after July 4 96 | 60 July 5-7, July 11-14, July 18-21, TOKYO (AP) – Six-party and July 25-28, 7:00 p.m. talks aimed at resolving the Where: University Theatre, North Korean nuclear standoff Thursday University Center for the Arts could resume soon after July Mostly Sunny (UCA), 1400 Remington Street 4 as nations move toward the Come early and join us for next step of dismantling the a picnic on the lawn at the communist country’s nuclear 93 | 60 UCA! Light summer fare will facilities, the U.S. envoy to the be available for purchase talks said Wednesday. beginning at 6:00 p.m. and Friday desserts and snacks will be U.S. envoy Christopher available at intermission for all Hill told reporters that July will Mostly Sunny Thursday, Friday, and Saturday be a busy month of shuttle di- performances. plomacy for the countries in- Wednesdays: $10/all tickets volved, with the full six-party 92 | 60 Thursdays, Fridays, and negotiations resuming and Saturdays: $15/public, $12/CSU possibly ministerial meetings students between later in the month. Preview - Freshman Deaths of Afghan Orientation Session 8 Sessions begin at noon on civilians in U.S., NATO the first day and end at 5 p.m. raids hurt backing on the second day. Visit www. for foreign forces, aid Tuesday orientation.colostate.edu for more groups say Waffles information and to reserve your spot. KABUL, Afghanistan (AP) 3 – 5pm – Goodwill toward foreign forces is eroding across Af- Thursday, June 21 ghanistan because airstrikes Wednesday Preview - Freshman and botched raids by U.S. and Orientation Session 9 NATO troops have killed at Wazowski Sessions begin at noon on least 230 civilians this year, an 1 – 3pm the first day and end at 5 p.m. umbrella group for aid agen- on the second day. Visit www. cies said Tuesday. Webster orientation.colostate.edu for more The complaint followed information and to reserve your reports of dozens of civilian 3 – 3pm spot. deaths in recent days during fierce fighting sparked by a Sunday, June 24 Taliban offensive in Uruzgan, Thursday Add/Drop Deadline for 12-Week a key southern province. In- Maria Summer Term This is the last day to add or surgents also pushed Afghan 11am – 1pm course drop a class during the police out of a remote dis- 12-week summer term. These trict in neighboring Kandahar Steffanie actions are completed online province. 1 – 3pm at www.ramweb.colostate.edu through the Registration link. Carter says U.S., Rockstar European Union KCSU Top 10 @ 4pm Add/Drop Deadline for Second 4-Week Summer Term seeking to divide 3 – 5pm This is the last day to add or Palestinian people by course drop a class during the giving Abbas aid second 4-week summer term. DUBLIN, Ireland (AP) These actions are completed – Former President Jimmy AARON MONTOYA | COLLeGIAN online at www.ramweb.colostate. Carter accused the U.S., Israel edu through the Registration link. Travis Bailey, a assistant professor of chemical engineering, enjoys the sunshine with Zach- and the European Union on ary Bailey, 6 months, near the engineering building on Thursday. The warm weather has many Tuesday of seeking to divide people spending their time outdoors. Campus is an attractive place for people to hang out, the Palestinian people by study, or take a walk through when a majority of CSU students are not taking classes. reopening aid to President Mahmoud Abbas.

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Chicken Marinade 3 tablespoons Dijon mustard 1 cup olive oil 2 teaspoons red crushed pepper 3 teaspoons Italian By Liz SunShine seasoning

Combine mustard and seasonings to a bowl. Continually whisk the mixture as you slowly pour “As a kid, the in the olive oil to create an idea of grilled emulsion. Marinate the chicken in the sauce and skewer your tomatoes was choice of veggies along with the chicken on to the always a bit bamboo sticks. weird. The Cook on a medium heat grill for about 5 minutes on each side or until the outside would chicken has reached an internal temperature of 165 char and the degrees. inside would be

m u s h .” graced our bamboo sticks. As a kid the idea of grille I decided to take the old fa- tomatoes was always a bit vorite out for a spin this week weird. The outside would char when I found out I wouldn’t and the inside would be mush. have to cook at Dave McSwane’s The maters would never sweet- KAtie StevenS | COLLEGIAN again. If you missed it, the place en like the onion and therefore was questionable at best and so they always ended up on the Great taste and health abound in this scrumptious meal consisting of chicken and vegetable kebabs as well as grilled peaches and nec- once again I was on a mission to outskirts of my plate which is tarines. This is an easy to make, perfect for grilling in the summer meal. find a new grill to use. where they still reside today. Jenny Fischer was kind When I make my own ke- My marinade consisted of want to be responsible for any a flavor that is, for many, too and nectarines. They were sim- enough to offer up her home babs I use a marinade on my Dijon mustard, olive oil, Italian accidental house fires. Or even much to handle. Once grilled ple to prepare as all I had to do and grill, a grill that was not only chicken and prefer bell peppers, seasoning and red pepper flakes. better, use metal ones but be the onion takes on more of a is split them in half and sprinkle clean but also large enough to red onion and zucchini. Since it is such a rich liquid the careful when taking them off sweet, mellowed flavor. with granulated sugar. cook for four. Already the pros- Just as it did in the past, this chicken only sat for an hour in the grill. The kebobs were a hit with In retrospect the sweet flesh pects for this week are much week was a meal on the run. I my fridge as I cut my veggies. Grilled vegetables are my the locals, read Jenny her hus- could have stayed on the grill a better than last. am in the midst of taking two I also soaked my bamboo favorite because much of the band Micah and my trusty pho- bit longer but that can be fodder Growing up, kebabs were classes and the homework is, sticks in water so they would time the flavor is altered for the tographer Katie Stevens. for a different time. a quick summer meal that was just like during the school year, not catch on fire. Promise me better. Red onion is the perfect The other half of our plates For now L’Chaim and B’Tay perfect for when the family was piling up. you will do the same; I do not example here, raw it is spicy and was filled with grilled peaches Avon (to life and eat well). on the run. After leaving class I headed We never got too fancy home to prepare my chicken so chicken, bell peppers, tomatoes I started with washing and cut- and onion were generally all that ting it into cubes.

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your Two CenTs LasT week’s resuLTs: Do you think Paris Hilton got it’s time to honor williams what she deserved? 54% Yes. Hilton must take responsibility for her actions. Coach Jim “J.J.” Williams gave 26 years at CSU, where classes are often consid- and sense of fashion style, Williams is 28% Who cares. There’s more important news to follow. of his life to CSU. Some ered optional. straight a BAMF. 11% Yes. Hopefully this will This column serve as an example. would say he gave more. represents Sure, he ticked off competing schools More than 50 years after he came 7% No! Free Paris! the views of He brought us Moby the Collegian’s by not showing up every now and then. to CSU, it’s about time we pay him a Arena and Hughes Stadi- editorial board. Sure, he got up close and personal with little respect. It’s time we oust ‘Moby’ 7% um, and he put CSU athlet- the refs, sometimes racking up multiple for admittedly generic ‘Williams Are- 11% ics on the map after he brought the Rams technical fouls. na.’ into the Western Athletic Conference. And he almost got canned a few times At least dedicate something to 54% He’s the winningest Division I men’s – once only a few days after a 1975 Colle- CSU’s most legendary men’s basket- 28% basketball coach in state history, with gian editorial called for his resignation. ball coach. 352 wins and four NCAA tournament The dude was over 90 years old, and Throw Williams, his family and and National Invitational Tournament he still regularly attended home games. friends a bone, already. Today’s quesTion: appearances under his belt. He’s not just a legendary coach; he’s a Let’s face it – CSU sports aren’t so Will you be attending Brewfest this weekend? He inspired his athletes to not only patriot, an establishment. hot these days; the least we could do Log on to collegian.com perform on the court, but also in class… But in terms of longevity, intensity is pay homage to the “Glory Days.” to give us your two cents. Athletic director gives fans fun, hope Kowalczyk’s 400 days in office prove productive

With that being said, the War to the last game of the how detrimental Layer seemed But the biggest reason After years of no excitement current director Paul Kowalczyk season to put it alongside to be to NBAer Jason Smith’s Kowalczyk will be able to put from within the athletic seems like he may break the other college football rivalries development. CSU on the national sports department, it seems strange trend of ADs, who seem to to going with throwback And CSU fans are not the map and be here for a long to have an athletic director always leave CSU for greener uniforms for the football’s only ones that noticed. time was a simple move who is actually tapped in to pastures. But Kowalczyk, team’s home opener, AD K is The national Web site, made last week. When it was what students might like. whose 400th day in office is trying to make a difference. DraftExpress.com, says about released that CSU would wear In 400 days, Kowalczyk has Thursday, has made both big There is an old saying in Smith’s weaknesses, “Smith’s throwback uniforms against gotten the ball rolling towards and small decisions that have life, “if ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” footwork, balance, decision- Cal in its home opener, I knew change and while his job isn’t By Mike donovan improved CSU athletics since Well CSU Athletic Department making, fundamentals, Kowalczyk would be a great fit. finished, I have a suspicion his arrival last year. was broken and now the man and more are all very much Some readers might that we will have a while to There are hardly any jobs Kowalczyk’s decisions in charge is working on it. underdeveloped, as if he didn’t not understand why this is find out how good his tenure in this world that have a higher show of a man who values both The most public move receive very much coaching at such a big deal, but it proves will really be. turnover rate than the position tradition and trend-setting. Kowalczyk made was firing all in college.” Kowalczyk both wants the of CSU Athletic Director. Any administration can be of Head Coach Dale Layer And not only did Kowalczyk players to fun and that he Mike Donovan is a senior The only two occupations judged on its overall merits and replacing him with the rid CSU of Layer, he hit jackpot wants to get a positive buzz technical journalism major. His that I can think of are Prime by small decisions and this is charismatic Tim Miles. with Miles, who is seemingly around CSU athletics. column appears occasionally in Minister of Italy or starting something that Kowalczyk has This move was long everything Layer was not. Whatever the reason, the Collegian summer edition. tailback for the Denver nailed on the head. overdue for multiple reasons Miles is personable and though, fans love throwback Replies and feedback can be Broncos. From moving the Border – but especially because of charismatic. jerseys. sent to [email protected].

“Judging Romney by his religion is like Pitfalls in non-verbal judging McCain for his age...” communication Hate Romney for what used against an unsuspecting coworkers. boyfriend, boss or coworker.” When reading my friends’ Humbled, I called off my and coworkers’ non-verbal elite team of disenfranchised communication, I often he does, not who he is Fort Collins youth – trained misinterpret it. Like when assassins, mind you – and Stephanie clinches her fist and other politicians can you say laughing to secret service began to do some soul- grits her teeth after I insulted do the same? in the back of a limousine. searching. the magazine, I assume she Of course, this “Stealing keyboard keys is for Keeping in mind that most just has a bad case of lockjaw organization is the Mormon By J. david MCswane sucks.” of my sisters, friends and and carpel tunnel syndrome. Church, but at least it shows Of course, the whole no coworkers are female, and And it’s much worse in a that he is dedicated to caffeine thing might be a bit Everybody hates me. being desperate for guidance in dating scenario. For instance, something that he believes of a hard sell. Pepsi and Coke That’s what Stephanie my personal relationships with when a woman ruffles or runs betters the world he and his may have to weigh in on this Gerlach, my counterpart at women, I did a little research her fingers through a guy’s family live in. election season. By sean reed College Avenue, told me last to figure out how I can more hair, his initial interpretation Honestly, if you can show The promotions would week. effectively communicate. is, “Giggidy, Giggidy!” But another politician that is be interesting at the least. This so-called hatred, she And as it turns out, my what if she’s implying, as is When it comes down to so devoted to anything as For every pledge not to vote said, is a result of the way in gender, as a rule, is quite dumb usually my situation, that it, a lot of people don’t like Romney is to his church, I’ll for Romney, you can redeem which I communicate with when it comes to interpreting you simply have bad hair? Republican presidential show you a boardroom full of a free six-pack of the Pepsi others. and using body language. Like Learningbodylanguage.org hopeful Mitt Romney for the purple gorillas. product of your choice from “You seem condescending,” an ancient, Gaelic warrior tells me that it’s probably the obvious reasons that they Here’s another one your local supermarket. Hell, she said. “Everybody hates thrown through the vortex of former. should. – Romney, because of his if our venders see you swear it you.” time only to find himself in But what if a woman stares The fact of the matter is faith, does not smoke or drink on a Bible, you can have two! I was baffled. I make an a Women’s Studies course at at you in class? For many guys, that Romney will probably alcohol. Seriously, if you think any honest effort to be diplomatic CSU, us men are left without it’s like an invitation. In my never be president of the The anti-tobacco of this sounds ridiculous – it’s even to those I find irritating, guidance in understanding case, though, she probably just United States, not for his campaign ought to perk up because it is. especially in the workplace this abstract form of can’t stop looking at my bad obvious character flaws, at this one. WHATDAFXUP. Judging Romney by his – it’s just good business. communication. hair. but rather because to many COM people– think about religion is just as ignorant as Somehow, though, I For those of you not so It’s a lesson in gender voters, he is “Mormon Mitt” it! – Romney, a presidential judging McCain for his age, managed to say something keen on the use of metaphor roles, power relationships and – the heretic candidate. candidate as a spokesman? I Obama for his skin color, or unfavorable to some of my (i.e. ranking officers of NO institutional patriarchy that is Now, I thought we had can’t think of a better way to Clinton for being a woman. peers, which in turn inspired DAVE), I’m saying men use long-winded and suited more all gotten past this “burn keep the kids off cigs than to With so many legitimate them to unite and form the a more primitive form of for a sociology class than a the non-believer” bovine have him parading around in reasons to love (Barack) now infamous National communication – I like to call column. Simply put, reading excrement, but a recent a giant chicken suit in your or hate (Romney, McCain, Organization Designed to it the English language. body language is a crapshoot, Gallup poll reveals the sad commercials. And what’s Clinton, et al.), why must we, Avenge Victims of the Editor My research tells me that so many men abandoned it truth. Twenty-four percent better is the fact that you know as Americans, constantly be in chief (NO DAVE). A quick women are much more adept at long ago. All it takes is one of Americans, it said, would the tobacco lobby isn’t likely stooping to such low levels to Google search tells me they reading body language, which wrong interpretation, one not even consider voting for a to find him in the bathroom criticize? Hating people for meet in an undisclosed includes facial expressions, eye misstep and the next thing you Mormon president. puffing on a cig so they can their race, religion or gender is location every Wednesday movement and more intimate know, a slow-motion curling is When I read it, my first cry foul to the press. as outdated as CSU President night to make baked goods communication. A lot of what iron twirling toward your face, thought was “what are the As for the whole “no Larry Penley’s extensive and chant hate sonnets. I read made sense – those who or worse. odds for a Muslim? 120 alcohol” thing – trust me, my collection of antique Barbie While organizing a make eye contact continuously Body language is exactly million to one against – if he fellow CSU students, I think dolls. reconnaissance team to project power more so than the what it sounds like – a language. were a Sunni?” it’s a drag too, but think about Besides, it’s way more fun investigate the NO DAVE timid conversationalist, blah, And it’s foreign to me and many Frankly, though, beyond it another way. After George – and humiliating – to make conspiracy, the truth came to blah, blah… other guys. So please, if you are the very clichéd Arthurian “Party-boy” Bush, it’s a nice fun of people for the stupid me like a curling iron to the The truth remains, though, going to hate me, hate me for Crusade against the heathen change to have a Republican things they do – or to out and face – which hurts. Stephanie that I, like many of my sex, something I said – with words. response, I think that most candidate with a clean DUI out make things up. wasn’t referring to something am completely oblivious people would be thrilled at record. I said; she was referring to to the art of non-verbal Editor in Chief J. David some of the behaviors that Who knows, if he wins, Editorials editor Sean Reed something I didn’t say. communication. If I had to tell, McSwane is a junior technical Mr. Romney, as a faithful ol’ Dubya might get to pull is a junior political science It’s called non-verbal my body language probably journalism major. His column Mormon, exhibits. the ultimate White House major. His column appears communication, or as the says something like: “Shut appears occasionally in the Fact: Romney gives initiation prank on him every issue in the Collegian McSwane Dictionary defines up and give me a beer.” This Collegian summer edition. 10 percent of his income by spiking his first cup of summer edition. Replies it: “A cruel practice of inference is, of course, not appropriate Replies and feedback can be every year to a charitable presidential coffee. and feedback can be sent to and misguidance that is often when communicating with my sent to [email protected]. organization. How many I can just see George now, [email protected].

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Jim “J.J.” Williams 1915-2007 ‘This was his place’ Family, alumni honor CSU basketball legend

By J. DaviD McSwane death, the man who almost And in 1988, the coaching always sported cowboy boots legend sealed his place in CSU The Rocky Mountain Collegian and large-framed eyeglasses history, when he was added to could still be seen occupying the university’s athletics hall of It seemed fit that the man his court side seat at a Rams fame. who coached CSU men’s bas- game, giving advice to players His most-hailed contribu- ketball during “the glory days” and a piece of his mind to the tion, though, was his commit- be remembered on his home refs. ment to diversity at CSU and to court. “He might have been 90 his players. On the rustic, hardwood years old, but he had a sharp In 2004, Williams told the floors of the old South Gym- mind… that’s what a lot of Collegian, “I’d like to have peo- nasium, former Rams players people found intriguing about ple remember the graduation towered over the mix of 200 him,” said Lawrence Neal, a rate of my players.” family, friends and CSU loyal- CSU alum who played for Wil- As a black man in the ‘70s, ists who gathered at the Jim liams in 1977 and 1978. Neal remembers Coach Wil- “J.J.” Williams memorial Sat- During his stint as head liams as someone who gave urday. coach and for three years as everyone a shot, regardless of Williams, a World War II athletic director, Williams won race. veteran, died of pneumonia 352 games at CSU, more games “My senior year, he started May 31, at 92, more than seven than any other Division I coach five African-American basket- years after being diagnosed ball players,” he said. “Color with leukemia. wasn’t an issue with him. If you “(We) used to joke that he had effort, then you had an would never pass,” said Gary “He was a very opportunity. There are a lot of Ozzello, assistant athletics di- people who owe him a lot.” rector and former co-worker of intense person, “That’s what he did,” said Williams. “He’s just too ornery, Highlands Ranch High School I’d say.” you know. If you boys basketball coach Bob As a young man, Williams Caton, who played for Wil- either wanted to be a coach or disagreed with liams and still teaches some a cowboy, his daughter, Joan of his plays. “He found players Williams, said. him, he wasn’t and helped them better their It was his experience in the lives.” Army – something he spoke of one to sit back But the revered coach was only once to his team – and the also known to cause a little leadership he acquired there and not give his trouble, says Deworth Wil- that ultimately brought him to liams, his nephew. Colorado A&M in 1954. opinion.” “He was stubborn,” De- Before the service began, worth said, as he told of the road stories and play-by-play Boyd Grand time a young Coach Williams commentaries bounced off the Former CSU men’s basketball snapped his brother’s fingers with a mousetrap, instead of antique walls of the retired bas- head coach ketball court, where Williams retrieving the glass of water his was famous for his sideline fits brother expected. and hollering at unsuspecting “He had a unique sense of referees – sometimes racking in state history. humor.” up to seven technical fouls in His teams – 1954 through Williams was born March one game. 1980 – made four NCAA and 19, 1915 in Malad, Idaho. He is “I was always behind him two National Invitational tour- survived by his two daughters, when he walked out and yelled nament appearances. Carol, who lives in Denver, and at the refs,” Joan Williams said. “I’d say he’s the greatest Joan, who lives in Fort Collins. “This was his place,” said basketball coach who ever Joan Williams says it’s dif- former Rams football star Pas- coached here,” said Boyd ficult to sum up her father’s tor Johnny Square before the Grant, his assistant coach and legacy in a news story, adding opening prayer and before successor as head coach in simply, “He loved basketball.” passing the podium to CSU 1980. In his closing words, Caton legends Irv Brown and Boyd Grant and CSU officials said Williams, his intensity and Grant. credit Williams with building his love of the game forever The mood was nostalgic the athletic department from touched him. PhoToS CoURTeSy oF CSU AThleTiCS and uplifting, as those who the ground up – almost liter- “He never lost a game knew Williams came to cel- ally, as he was instrumental – coach never lost a game. It’s ebrate the life of a man they re- in the construction of Hughes just those clocks up there that Top Right: Coach Williams member as “intense, but fair,” Stadium and Moby Arena and said he had to stop playing.” argues with referee Bob McK- “stubborn” and “a champion for catapulting CSU’s legiti- Editor in chief J. David Mc- endry after a call. for diversity.” macy into the Western Athletic Swane can be reached at news@ Only months before his Conference. collegian.com. Above: Williams sits with former Rams center Bill Green at the 1988 National Invitation Tournament final in New York City. Green was CSU’s only consensus All-American who earned first-team honors in 1962 and 1963 and was a first round draft pick by the Boston Celtics. Green decided to forego a professional career, and instead became an award- winning educator in New York City.

Right: Williams encourages former guard Ron Bouldin during a game against Brigham Young University.

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Williams’ family and the CSU Athletic Department established a scholarship fund in honor of the late coach. Donations can be made to the Jim “J.J” Williams Memorial Scholarship Endowment established through the CSU Foundation at P.O. Box 1870, Fort Collins, CO 805222

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TUBERCULOSIS | TB vaccine research slowed Pride in the Park

Because of the hefty price of as well as showing potential in ty, despite CSU lacking a medi- in, she said, future testing will manufacturing the vaccine and treating tissue already exposed cal school. take place, primarily on mice its components, research is on to TB – a possible breakthrough Orme says, however, that and guinea pigs, giving the de- hiatus at CSU. in treatment of the disease. other foundations might pos- partment the ability to observe A year into Orme’s research, Despite the progress, Orme sibly offer funding and breathe the vaccine’s effect. the vaccine passed the proof of says testing in his department new life into the research. “When we expose animals principle stage, proving effec- has slowed because funding Randall Basaraba, associ- to the infection, we look at the tive against cultured TB. from the National Institute of ate professor of pathology, says tissue sections and see if the The vaccine has entered Health is currently unavailable. the CSU Pathology Department vaccine or drug worked,” Ba- early stages of preliminary as- Microbiology studies have will be focused on the lesions saraba said. say testing and is continuing to brought in about $40 million in caused by TB. Staff writer Erik Myers can be prove effective in preventing TB research grants to the universi- Once more money comes reached at [email protected].

SPIDER MAN 3 [PG-13] 12:45 3:45 6:45 9:40 HOSTEL: PART II [R] 12:15 2:35 4:55 7:45 10:05 KATIE STEVENS | COLLEGIAN MR. BROOKS [R] Two women sit closely together looking out over Civic 1:15 4:00 7:15 10:00 Center Park where Pride in the Park, a GLBT pride event, BLADES OF GLORY [PG-13] was held on Saturday. The Northern Colorado Pride event 12:30 2:50 5:10 7:30 9:50 served as a place where gay, lesbian, bisexual and trans- MEET THE ROBINSONS [G] 12:00 2:20 4:40 7:00 9:20 gender individuals can have a day to be completely out 300 [R] and open with themselves and their partners. This years 1:00 3:30 6:30 9:05 location for the event was more visible and central than last SUMMER MOVIE PROGRAM FILM: PINK PANTHER [PG] years, which was held at Library Park and allowed more FRI & MON-THUR ONLY 10:30 AM than a thousand Pride participants to enjoy attractions and SHOWTIMES FOR JUNE 22- JUNE 26 entertainment. NOWACCEPTING DISCOVER, VISA & MASTERCARD

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