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Volume 45 • Issue 2

This year, our opponents are stronger than ever...

.. . . . ,...... • fJ •• ~t/~ ' ...... CAMPUS & BEYON'$52 Novice debaters surprise tea111111ate! Nikeya Williams Porter and Almeida's new friendship brought Porter and Almeida seemed unstoppable in Editor-in-Chief forth more than causal conversations. It gave their final round of debating, until Porter [email protected] them clout and recognition from their peers. suddenly lost her voice during the fifth USF Sr. Petersburg debaters Kristen Porter "[Kristen and Greg's win was a] surprise," round of the debate." It was [still] quite a and Greg Almeida placed third out of the Trigaux said. surprise," Almeida said. 40 competing debate reams at the Arizona Porter, an incoming freshman during Although, Almeida and Porter had a Debate Institute summer program. the time of the debate, had not debated few concerns about Porter staying in the Porter, an incoming freshman, and on the collegiate level before, and Almeida, debate without a voice, they still kept their Almeida, the novice debater, took the lead in the novice debater, had only debated in determination. their first round of debate. "We worked well three tournaments before going the Arizona "Kristen [was still able to stay] at the table together," Almeida said. "We really surprised Debate Institute. and help me strategize [without speaking]," a lot of people." "I was really proud of us," Porter said. Almeida said. Porter and Almeida never debated together "David was a great [debate] coach." In the end, Porter and Almeida walked before attending the Arizona Debate Trigaux coached and helped sharpen way with winning five out six debates at the Institute. However, they did meet during Porter and Almeida's debate skills, by program. the school year, and briefly introduced building on their strengths. "Kristen is well­ For more information about the USF themselves to each other. versed in philosophical arguments," Trigaux St. Petersburg debate team's upcoming "Greg was in Brazil [for halfof the summer] said. "Greg knows politics and finding competitions, please contact David Trigaux and Kristen was here," said debate President arguments." at [email protected]. David Trigaux. With Trigaux's help and motivation,

Stingray progra~ gives students a brighter future

, M .. •• *4iW. ~: ::"'- t ,ac;c rm ___ • ._ > · .~ - · IE.._ ...... , Keeley Sheenan ::r 0 Managing Editor g [email protected] 8 !; A small USF St. Petersburg program is set ~ to make big waves across the state. Project 0.... 10: Transition Education Network is creating ·~ 1. a pilot program-Project 10 Stingray-to a help students with intellectual disabilities take on bigger roles in their communities. The Stingray program is parr of the larger Project 10 at USF Sr. Petersburg that helps students with disabilities on campus, operating with a $1.2 million annual grant. In 2008, the Governor's Commission on Disabilities released a report and recommendations regarding persons with disabilities in the state. "[The commission] looks at people with disabilities from the time they're born until the time they die, and what issues they face Students in the Stingray program began participating in campus life last semester. in the state of Florida," said Jordan Knab, academic mentors. The involved as a mentor this semester because director of Project 10. academic mentors will the program is an opportunity to make a The education subdivision within the ideally be other students difference in the community, he said. commission recommended a pilot program in the classes they "As a pilot [program], we should really be developed at a university to help are auditing, to help put as much energy into it as we can, so The Stingray program introduces students to waterfront activities. high school graduates with intellectual them use Blackboard programs like this can spread across the disabilities-like high-functioning Down disability graduates high school around age and offer support. The goal of the social state," Ellingron said. "The experiences you Syndrome or language impairments, for 18, traditionally that student would return mentorships is to "develop friendships and get from being involved truly make college example-transition into colleges and the to his or her high school for another four help the students branch out and explore unique. People who have not experienced workfor~e. To meet this need, the university years, often taking courses he or she has different opportunities," Shaffer said. that, we should try to ·reach out to them." started Project 10 Stingray last March. already completed, with much younger The Stingray program paired with Student Other students on campus can.get involved A small group ofstudents with intellectual students. "It makes them seem not as equal Government (SG) this semester as a starting as mentors, Shaffer said. "The goal is to form disabilities from Pinellas County schools are as their age-appropriate peers," said Michael point for finding mentors. A number of SG friendships, bonds and relationships, and taking classes at the university this semester, Shaffer, project coordinator. members plan to be mentors this year. SG [the program is] not purely an act of charity," while participating in other campus "In the past with transition programs, President James Scott said he thinks the he said. He said they are striving to provide activities, and internships on and off campus. what they really were was special education program takes a good step toward "addressing a "natural atmosphere" for the students and The program focuses on job skills, academics classes on a college campus," Knab said. One inequities" that the state has not adequately mentors. and living independently. The students are of the Stingray program's goals is to give focused on in the past. "There's an underlying principle to a registered with USF, have student ID cards, the students a_ college experience parallel to "The university experience that we get, university and it's to do good," Scott said. "I an.d had to apply and be interviewed by that of any degree-seeking student. "For all we take it for granted. . . . [In college] ·we think that as our campus grows, our impact Project Hl associates to be accepted into the intents and purposes, they're USF students," develop our social skills, our communication will increase. This is an opportunity for our program. he said. skills, our organizational skills," Scott said. campus to chart uncharted waters and do a When a student with an intellectual Each of the students will have social and SG Vice President Jon Ellingron is getting very good thing." ' CAMPUS & BEYON.s53 iil1 Crow's Nest The Cackling Hen on Manatee County

Directory , them fool you. This bridge holds no surprise stoplight town, highlighted by the General Robbio Gowl

Staff Writers Waterfront Open House makes a splash Lauren Martin Tom Chang (Left) Ecamar Bordory makes a splash while trying out Lenay Ruhl Staff Writer the sport of paddlesurfing during the waterfront open tmchang@maiL usf. edu house on the USF St. Petersburg campus. (&low) Bordory learns the basics of paddle surfing in Sports the campus pool with encouragement and instruction The Waterfront staff from Brent Stephens of the USF Kite Surfing Club. Greg Lindberg treated students to Editor its fall housewarming parry by the pool on Staff Writers Thursday, Aug. 26. "We are letting them Rob Bibelhauser know what we're doing Vincent Jacobbi over here; what we're about," said Teresa Photography Przetocki, Student Life coordinator of Aquatic Aimee Alexander Programs. "We're Photos by Michael Rohloff Editor inviting students to actually get into the the downpour during the days prior to the water and experience some of our programs event. lessons and we charge people money. Any Photographers here." ''A lot of people don't know about us," money that goes to the club just goes back Cleary said. "We're trying to get people into [the club]. When you pay $50 for a Lucas Cannistraci The Waterfront staff planned a number of activities for the event, including paddle out to the pool. There's pizza and programs lesson, you're helping to buy a board." Michael Rohloff boarding, scuba diving, sail boating and people can learn about. We just want to get The schedule for lessons is loose. Stephens raffles. them out here and say, 'This is going on. said whenever they have a free day they get Online Editor "In addition to our students coming in Come be a part of it.' " as many people out. on the water as they can. He had high hopes for recruitment William Roberts and [having) more freshmen than ever He also noticed the changes. before, we also have our facilities actually up "The pool deck just got repainted," he said. through the event, and saw interest rise from and running, compared to last year when the "The place definitely looks more inviting. It's demonstrations. Design Editor docks were not ready,'' Przerocki said. a little more colorful than it once was." "People see others up on the board and Michelle Marin Przetocki looks forward to the upcoming Brent Stephens, president ofthe Kitesurfing they'll be like, 'Wow, we've got to go paddle events for a more active Waterfront this fall. Club, was also excited to see the facili ties boarding,' " Stephens said. "We are encouraging the USF communiry ready. Stephens credits the club's success to The open house is the first in a series of Design Team to get wet at the Waterfront," she said. "We the use of the Waterfront, which allows them "Get Wet" promotions at the Waterfront, Hannah Ulm want students to have a fun fall semester and to be self-sufficient. a new program of events this year. The Tara McCarty utilize everything we have to offer." "I just get as many students as I can out "Get Wet" days will feature scuba diving, Jonathan Cleary, former president and there on the water. That's really the whole kayaking and other water activities. Another current treasurer for the Kitesurfing Club, purpose of it," Stephens said. He instructs new event will be Waterfront-palooza during remained hopeful on the proceedings despite paddle boarding and wind surfing. "We do homecoming week. VOLUME 45 ISSUE 2 4 ENTERTAINM Blood, guts and a killer under Andrew Silverstein The piranhas . t Edit to mutilated floating bits. Zoom in tight on when he can muster it, but typically plays the f ' Enter t ammen or o course ., ..a. ·1. ...r d the blood-soaked, frenzied water and BAM. silent observer of the group, save his sub- inE1 th' asuver.~mat .u"'./.e u trate e ' h d ''P. anh D" 3D in bold white typeface. You clued, intrinsic Achilles heel for the prom- I all h0 uld 3 other two plot re Y s ve ate 1! a - kn- ow exac tl y wh ere thi s thing ·IS h eadin g. 1se· o f a b oo b age-n"dell e d b oat o"d e b roug h t you know, just as a marginally intelligent and lines as well. From this, I learned detached Or do you? on by sleazy videographer, Derrick (Jerry competent human being should. But I didn't. boat motors make good defense mecha­ That cliched bit in the every horror movie O'Connell). Of course, this leads to trouble. In the movie directed by , nisms (and piranha smoothies), and para­ where the writers have to flesh out some Jake's mom (Elizabeth Shue) is the town an earthquake erupts under an Arizonian sailing-and landing-in a piranha swarm semblance of plot development and intro- sheriff, along with Deputy Fallon (Vmg lake unleashing a feral pack of ancient pi­ is gruesomely awesome. duce all the young, nubile pieces of walk- Rhames). They investigate the quake and, of ranhas. It's spring break and every 'jersey "Piranha 3D" sucked me in for a good ing, talking killer bait-it was ... bearable. It course,realizesomething'samisswhencrusty Shore" casting call reject is there to pump two hours: Do I feel dumber for it? Kind of. then felt off-putting because it was bearable. old Robert Duvall's boat washes up empty. fists and jiggle boobies. We get it-a prem­ But, man, it was some mindless, gruesome Character development in horror films is a Then there's the party. Swarms of boat­ ise more predictably predictable than a dog fun. Genuine fun. Watching "Piranha 3D" notch above that in porn. Actually having dancing, steroid-chugging, depraved kid­ and bacon-greased cat trapped in a card­ is like living with a crazy but really skilled, characters you could be somewhat vested dies ready to parrrtttaaayyy wooooo!!! 1 board box. But what "Piranha" taught me sociopath for two hours. It knows, on a in carried the plot along and gave ''Pira- Yeah, kill these ones. (I know ...) was that unbridled absurdity can core level, exactly what you want, even if nha" a second dimension that's rare among And, they do. Oh, they do. I'm not going fill the void of predictability, and be quite in­ you won't admit it. And then it bends and typically flat, one-note horror movies. to spoil anything, but I'll say I was legitimate­ vigorating, enlightening, and--dare I say, yes breaks you until you're walking out of the Jake (Steve McQueen), our young Pixies ly terrified after a while, and-not because I say-precedent-setting in this age of film. theatre asking yourself, "Did... did I. .. real­ shirt-wearing protagonist, is the crux of all I'm all awesome and manly or anything like It's all in the pacing, an elevating cre­ ly just enjoy a movie about killer piranhas?" this. He's kind of a dweeb, but not to the that-giving me the willies ain't no easy task. scendo of blood and guts, which Aja pulls Yes. Yes, I did. point of over-dweebiness where he's just You know it could never happen, but you off brilliantly. Poor old Robert Duvall is congealed as a character into a lumpy mass almost put yourself there, feel the little razor the first to go when the fault lines split. He of just-kill-this-kid annoying. He's still a sim- nibbles on your skin, and mildly freak out. falls out of his boat, and the hungry horde pie archetype, but he's human and, person- The 3D definitely didn't help. But, hey, mis- is unleashed, nibbling his old, flaccid bod ally, kind of relatable. He's got confidence sion accomplished, Aja. You got me involved. Carter Twins and Daniel Martin: Review Lauren Martin Staff Writer [email protected] The beginning of the fall semester start­ forming was their secondary expertise. ed off with a lot of rain, hectic schedules, Sure, the guys both had nice voices, but and a welcome week with entertaining per­ songwriting was definitely their greatest formances from twin-rockers, the Carter talent. Their knack for down-country sto­ Twins, and the hilariously mystifying Dan­ rytelling was only amplified by their ability iel Martin: Magician and Escape Artist. to completely rock out at the same time. Not having a clue who the Carter Twins Next on the event list was Daniel Mar­ were, my first thought was of the Back­ tin, who was, honestly, the most vulgar, sar­ street Boys singer Nick Carter and his castic, and hilarious magician I have ever ex-heart throb of a little brother Aaron seen. It is not like I was expecting the old­ Carter. I was definitely mistaken, instead as-dirt rabbit out of a hat trick, but I sure I encountered was identical blonde twin was not expecting the kind of act we got. brothers, one-with a guitar in hand and the There were straight jacket escapes, other With a keyboard under his fingers. glass root beer bottles going through stu­ From the looks of it, these were some dents' stomachs, and screwdrivers to the good old-time country boys. Now, I am not head that made the crowd jump out of a big fan of the honky-tonk, "red neck wom­ their seats. What made me stay for more an" type of country music, so I took my was not the magic tricks, but the magi­ seat with immense caution. To my surprise, cian himself; he was offensive most of the these ~oys opened their mouths to sing time, would mock the people he invited and I heard something I was not expecting. on stage, and yet, was absolutely hilarious. I would compare their style of coun­ For all of you who did not attend welcome (Abo~~e) Comedian Daniel Martin uses try music to Taylor Swift's country­ week's entertainment night, you missed a students as props. pop sensibility, but if she was a boy, good show. (Far Left) Fans clap for the Carter Tw.ins had a twin, and made the girls go gaga. (Near Left) The Carter Twins together and The Twin's opening song was "Small by themselves. Town" by John Mellencamp. Through­ out the show they played several songs All photographs courtesy of Harborside from other well-known artists such as Activities Board. Matchbox 20 and Katy Perry, while add­ ing their own southern touch to them. I began to realize, as the Twins spoke to the audience between songs, that per------~- ·------..--... ~~ .. -- ...,

VOLUME 45 ISSUE 2 . CROW'S NEST 5 ENTERTAINMENT ' .Putting a finger on fashion

Taylor Gaudens W~ miss out on fall fashions just because it doesn't feel like autumn? Our·beauty guide teffs you how to Contributing Writer look fashionable despite the heat. [email protected]

Fall fashions are out, but aren't anywhere ally made a little better and lasts longer. Hansen or "Satin Sheets" by L'oreal Paris. 5 ii in Florida. They shouldn't be. When are you Find a color that's in season. Olive green Feeling a little more daring? Browns are :t ever going to need a fur coat, gloves, boots, is a popular color for coats and shoes. Try popular for scarves, boots and hats this sea­ ~ s hats or scarves in "fall"? Never. But you'll the shade of green from Zoya's Wonder­ son. OPI's "I'm Suzi and I'm a Chocoholic" 0 still want to feel up-to-date without look­ ful Collection, like "Shawn," a darker ver­ is a reddish-brown, or try a darker brown like 1 '< ing ridiculous or breaking the bank. For sion from the Dare Collection, "Envy," or "Little Brown Dress" by Essie. Try cheaper, fashion-forward Floridians, the easiest way OPI's "Here Today Aragon Tomorrow." comparable colors such as "Mochachino" to be in-season is wearing the latest nail If you are on a typical college student by Sally Hansen or "Mocha Blast" by May­ polish colors from the new fall collections. budget, check out "Jumpin' Jade" by Sally belline New York. For a hint of purple The difference between professional pol­ Hansen or "Go Go Green" from Maybel­ try "Stroke of Midnight" by L'oreal Paris. ishes and drugstore brands is the name. Pro­ line New York for a spin on traditional ol­ One of the newest trends isn't shiny, glossy fessional brands last longer than drugstore ive. Wear any shade of green to the next or mirror-like. ~t's matte. Brands like Zoya, brands and can cost up to $9 per bottle, but football game and show your Bulls pride. OPI and Orly feature the look in different it depends on the individual's wear and tear. If you don't think you can pull off any collections. Essie has a topcoat that gives If you want to find your favorite fall shade of green, in season or not, try light any polish a matte finish. The OPI Suede color, check out the professional colors pinks and nudes. They are classic colors Collection includes seven of its best-selling and head to the drugstore to find similar and popular for shoes and purses. CND's colors with a luxurious suede-like finish. colors for less. Compare professional nail "Rose Water" and "Putty'' are good shades. Your style is sure to come through on polish brands and drugstore brands to buy­ Try similar but less expensive pinks "Petal Thanksgiving when you are wearing shorts ing a pair of Chanel sunglasses or a pair Pusher" by Sally Hansen or "Blushing and sandals. And don't forget to use a clear from Forever 21. Both are stylish and pro­ Bride" by Maybelline New York. Check base coat to prevent staining and a top­ tect your eyes, but the name brand is usu- out good nudes like "Qwck Sand" by Sally coat for maximum wear. Happy painting!

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• ,_ ~···. ·-:- -- -.. - .. ~ .(.-.-..-·-.=-$0,...• ._. - ··'~(r,/~~~~:o... :e:..r:..::~~._,__~:-·_,:;. VOLUME 45 ISSUE 2 CROW'S NEST 7 SPORTS Despite wins, Rays fans are lamer than ever Greg Lindberg Sports Editor probably where the Rays make most of their [email protected] money. But a free trolley to the ballpark is The Tampa Bay Rays are one of the best available on Central Avenue. It's only a short teams in Major League Baseball this year. walk from USF St. Petersburg. Save your Ratings show that people watch their games parking money to buy food or better seats. on TV and listen to them on the radio. They Some want to blame the economy for probably follow every pitch with one of people not attending games. But even during those cool smart-phone apps, too. the Great Depression of the 1930s, which But what about actually going to the put the American economy into a much games? worse state than it is today, fans still came As an organization, the Rays have been out to watch Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig perplexed by the lack of fannies in the seats play baseball. Attendance overall is down at Tropicana Field. The team features some slightly this year compared to last, and isn't of the game's star players like slugger Evan the economy supposed to be better than it Longoria and no-hitter king Matt Garza. was a year ago? That's why I don't completely Yet in late August, the team ranked 23rd in buy into this philosophy. ~· attendance among baseball's 30 clubs. Even The argument that Tampa Bay is a ~0~ the lowly Washington Nationals sat seven community of fair-weather fans-those who ~q; spots ahead ofTampa Bay in attendance at attend games only when a team is winning­ · ~q; the time. If attendance is any indication of a has been bounced around recently. That '!..(Q" team's success, the numbers don't match up argument, however, really can't apply here. here. The Rays are one of the best teams in ~'<:-q; This begs the burning question: Why baseball. But more fans are not coming out are people not filling up the stands to see a to show their support for the franchise like talented professional baseball team play in an they did when the Bucs and Lightning had air-conditioned venue? Is it the ticket prices? their heyday. Perhaps a new stadium could The food prices? The economy? Or just a help. The Minnesota Twins have seen a rise plain and simple fair-weather fan situation? of nearly 10,000 fans in their new outdoor The Rays boast some of the cheapest ticket ballpark this year. The only difference is it's prices in the majors. You can get a seat in in the north where the humidity levels and the third level for just $10. Food prices at rainfall amounts aren't nearly as high as they the Trop are outrageous, but that goes for all are here. stadiums. If you don't want to pay $6 for a It's time for everyone to find a way to go hot dog, grab a bite to eat before or after the out and support the Rays as they continue game. their quest for a postseason berth. They could Parking can be another big expense and is probably use that extra cheer or cowbell in the stadium these days.

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The year 20 10 marks the beginning of a 77m neVer woL.dd've new era for USF football as new head coach Skip Holtz prepares his team for an uphill let th:s hqp,Pen. battle. Holtz, who has shaken up the roster and recruiting agenda since his hiring last January, is facing what is likely the roughest football schedule to date. This year's football schedule includes a visit to "The Swamp" with a battle against Florida Garors on Sept. 11 as well as a trip to play the Miami 0 Hurricanes on Nov. 27. Within the Big East conference, . familiar foes like Louisville and Syracuse will seek retribution for last year's defeats, while the Bulls will play the conference's best teams loss of bookends Jason Pierre-Paul and on the road. Back-to-back away games at George Selvie as well as linebacker Brouce West Virginia and Cincinnati should act as a Momp remier will be impossible to @1. Fantasy Football: midseason progress report for the new Holtz However, five rerurning starters give this regime. A matchup with Dave Wannstedt's defense an experienced anchor to build How to love your team edition Pirrsburgh Panthers should also make for upon. Terrell McClain had Hannah Ulm by The Tavern for a beer once or twice). some great late-season drama. 25 tackles last year while starting 11 games. Design Team The Cleveland Browns have rwo USF As for the roster, nine offensive starters Linebacker Sam Barrington was named hulm@mail uif. edu [I] alumni on their roster, wide receivers Taurus will return from last year's team including to the All-Big East Freshman Team having Johnson and Carlton Mitchell. Both are quarterback and leading rusher B.J. Daniels. recorded 41 tackles despite only starting one With the NF~s season opener only five rookies, and the Browns are a run-heavy Daniels, whose QB rating last season was a game. Linebacker Sabbath Joseph was fifth days after the first USF game, many of us offense, so who knows how long it will rake stellar 139.55, scored 14 touchdowns while on the team with 50 tackles and three forced are in a football frenzy. But that's ok, right? for them to get some playing time. Really, rushing for 772 yards. . Whether it's Bulls football, Bucs football, or the only reason to pick up either of these Daniels became the first player in conference The upcoming season clearly holds some (God forbid!) Bengals football, we welcome players (unless there's some sort of miracle) is history to throw for 300 yards and rush for big "ifs" for the Bulls. The coaching change you with open arms. We love you. All of if you have a bunch of bench spots and really 100 yards in a single game (vs. Louisville). and exodus of top defensive players has you. Well, most of you {sorry, Jaguars). And want to show your Bulls pride by supporting He will primarily throw to familiar targets created an extra heir of uncertainty going fantasy football increases our love by keeping them, even if they're just benchwarmers. Donravia Bogan and A.J. Love once he into the most grueling schedule a USF ream us involved in the game and feeling like we It's more likely to see some ex-Bulls in returns from injury. Both had four receiving has ever faced. However, the strength of the are part of the competition. However, it does action on· the defensive side of the ball. TD's last year. Bulls' non-conference schedule combined lead to some internal struggles for those who Many of us still remember Jason Pierre-Paul Also, sophomore standout Lindsey Lamar with the rising legitimacy of the Big East are die-hard fans of certain teams. running toward FSU's Christian Ponder will transition between running back and only elevate the prestige of the program. This Since most of us fantasy freaks have drafted with arms outstretched, and imagine Ponder wide receiver this season. Lamar was recently will be the last season rhar a 7-5 record with our teams already, let's focus on letting go of shrieking like a little girl. Oh, memories. His acknowledged in ESPN The Magazine as a a few key wins qualifies as a good year. As these prejudices and thinking of our team emergence last year as a top defensive player "game changer," and his combination of 4.3 the Big East conference and USF rise in the as a whole, not random players on a roster. resulted in a first-round draft selection by speed and small stature makes him a viable world, so do the expectations Baltimore Ravens fans might cringe at the the . Pierre-Paul will likely threat in· any offense. Running back Moise for winning. The fall of 2010 ushers in more idea of using the Pittsburgh Steelers defense, get playing time, although he is competing Plancher, who rushed for five TD's in 2009, than just a new season for USF football. but if one was lucky enough to draft them against another quality , Justin will also rerum for 2010 and is expected to It means a whole new beginning for a and quarterback Joe Fiacco, he needs to suck Tuck (of Subway commercial fame). get the bulk of the carries from scrimmage. promising young program. it up. So take a look at your team and forgive Safety Nate Allen will play with my Eagles Defensively, the void left from the the players who have wronged you in the past. I'll go first: Oh Eagles defense, I forgive defense, and All-American George Selvie hopefully can help the St. Louis Rams win ------4 you for shutting down Carolina's Steve Smith in Wtrek 1 last year. 1his year you will work some games SQ Steven Jackson can stop running around for no reason. Do together to produce amazing results for 1he Titanosaurs. There are eight other former Bulls players is looking THE CROW'S NEST Once we are at peace with our teams, we in the NFL on the rosters of the Bucs, for an Advertising Manager. might wonder how to merge our fanaticism Cowboys, Bills, Patriots and Chargers. If you \ ~-: are serious about your fantasy team, it would Commission-based. for the Bulls with our lust for fantasy football. ·<~:.~ There is a mini fantasy football version be silly to sacrifice points for a USF player '"ilfi!i;, Contact Editor-in-Chief Nikeya for college teams on ESPN.com, but the on the Bucs defense, so mayb !"#$%&#'# e '--<;\;, Williams at [email protected] criteria and upkeep are both confusing and stick to those mentioned above. demanding. Different players every week, an Most importantly for this week is to 'Ill; ~.:· ./f. ·,_ for more information. r .,~,; insane amount of knowledge about college ·remember fantasy football is still just a game . athletes- you get the idea. My suggestion is Support our Bulls, forgive your former ' ~ • to incorporate the active NFL players who enemies and forgive yourself for drafting once roamed these halls (ok, Tampa's halls. them. But who knows, maybe George Selvie came