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VOL. LXXX1 NO. 16 STORRS.CONNECTICUT MONDAY. OCTOBER 3. 1977 Dean hits tenure logjam

By MICHAEL T. CALVERT 'The faculty of every school is cluttered Elias said he would like to see the The dean of the University's largest present tenure system "more sensitive to the program needs of the University." He college said many of schools in his college with some dummies' said under the present system, a faculty are "cluttered with some dummies" and advocated age 65 to help clear the log jam member cannot be denied tenure because the University does not need that of tenured facutly, an overcrowding Elias said there was a "huge increase in significance for future students, since which, he said is making it difficult for particular teacher's area of expertise. the number of college students" in the many of the faculty who became tenured "If a faculty member is doing his job. he the University to bring in "new blood." 1%0's, a result of the post-war "baby in the 1960's may not retire until the must be given tenure. If you have two The faculty of every school is cluttered boom". He said during this period, 1990's. people who are doing the job well, you with some dummies...he said "many tenure was awarded very readily, saying The present mandatory retirement age can't fire one and keep the other," he conventional departments are 90 to 100 "it was a seller's market" in terms of at UConn is 70. said. per cent tenured, and this wipes out a getting tenure, and said he felt this has Elias also said in addition to preventing "The fundamental reason for tenure is whole generation of young scholars who created problems. young scholars from getting positions, the protection of academic freedom," can't get in," Dean Julius A. Elias of the Mandatory retirement at age 65, Elias the tenure system creates problems in Elias said, and added "Yes, improve- College of Liberal Arts and Sciences said said , would help correct the problem. He terms of geting women and minorities on ments could be made but I doubt if they Thursday. said the tenure problem has a special the UConn teaching staff. will be." The process and the problems of tenure

By MICHAEL T. CALVERT scholars who — presumable — will be bers of the department. The Review the decision. The criteria for tenure are good teachers and an asset -to the What is tenure? Committee then submits its findings to based on three distinct aspects of a University as a whole. the Full Tenure and Promotion Review teacher's performance: (1) teaching Although most students have a pretty Every teacher in the University is Committee, a member committee, part of ability: (2) research and publication: and fair idea of what tenure is, few if any have evaluated, by both his students and which is elected by the members of the (3) service to the University. Therefore, much idea of how the tenure system at collegues, on a yearly basis. After a department. Teh Full Tenure and Promo- even though a faculty member's student UConn works. The awarding of tenure, teacher has been with the University for tion Committee, or "TP" committee, ratings may be low. he may be awarded which is designed to provide job security six years, he may apply for tenure. For then submits his findings to the dean, tenure anyway, if the school feels he is an and insure academic freedom, is the example, in the case of the English who then may or may not recommend exceptional scholar, and vice versa. culmination of a long and constant series Department (there are different tenure tenure. The decision to award tenure is a, of evaluations which every facutly mem- procedures in each department) the The process does not end there. If weighty one. Tenure means, in effect, a ber must undergo. The gates of tenure applicant for tenure is reviewed first by tenure is denied, there is an equally teacher cannot be fired, except in cases of are guarded by a baffling interrelated the Tenure and Promotion Review Com- complex series of appeals the faculty gross incompetence or extreme moral phalanx of committees, designed to select mittee, composed of five tenured mem- member may resort to in order to change Coat, on page 3 Shortage of psychiatrists marked throughout state HARTFORD (UPI) — Connecti- chiatrists less than other states "I anticipate real difficulties cut is suffering from a severe pay their doctors. One-third of ahead for the Mental Health psychiatrist shortage, which has Conecticut's psychiatrists leave Department." state Mental virtually halted admissions at their state posts every year for Health Commissioner Dr. Eric one of the state's mental hospi- better paying jobs. Plaut was quoted as saying. tals, it was reported Sunday. The Hartford Courant reported one-fourth of the state Mental Higher taxes not Health Departments psychiatric staff positions are unfilled. The newspaper said the psychi- atrist shortage was due largely to in 78 fiscal future two national problems and one peculiar to Connecticut. HARTFORD (UPI) — New figures show estimates of a projected The problems listed were: state budget shortfall have dropped sharply, indicating Gov. Ella A new federal law that limits T. Grasso may not be forced to ask for higher taxes next year. the number of foreign psychia- This spring Grasso said the state faced a potential 148 million trists allowed to enter the United cash shortage for the fiscal year beginning July 1st. 1978. She States. Foreign physicians now said because of the shortfall new taxes were a virtual certainty comprise 75 per cent of all next year. psychiatric staffers at state hos- However, this summer, after an economic upturn sharply pitals. boosted sales tax revenues. Grasso said the shortfall projection Fewer and fewer American was no longer realistic. Staff Photo by Phil Knudsen medical students are choosing But despite the brighter economic news, she refused to rule out Two parachutists descend to earth, or more specifically^the turf a possible tax increase. of Memorial Stadium before the UConn -New Hampshire football psychiatry as their field of endeavor. At that time Grasso asked the state's economic experts to take game Saturday. The jumpers were on target and so was New another look at their revenue projections. Hampshire as they downed the Huskies 42-7. Connecticut pays its state psy- Hijackers, hostages head for Syria KUWAIT (UPI) — Japanese Red Army jetliner was bound for Damascus, tne for two hours. to be from the San Francisco area. The guerrillas headed for Syria early Monday Syrian capital, a flight of about 700 miles. Sheikh Abdulla said he relented after in a hijacked Japan Air Lines DC-8 others, both men. were identified only by The control tower at Damascus Airport receiving what he called "a last mess- their surnames. Phalen and McLean. jetliner with 29 hostages and a $6 million said it was in contact with the hijacked age" in which the pilot. Capt. Kumitetsu ransom aboard, Kuwaiti officials said. Japan had urged the Bangladesh plane even though the Syrian government Sakuraba. complained that he was low on government not to allow the plane to take The hijackers, who left Dacca. Bangla- said it would refuse to let the plane land. fuel. desh, Sunday, released seven hostages at off. but officials in Dacca, under Scores of Syrian officials gathered at the An airline spokesman said a total of 40 pressure from a coup attempt during the Kuwait International Airport while r- airport, however, saying they were fueling for the next leg of their global persons were aboard when the plane left hijack drama, ordered the plane to leave. standing by in case the Damascus Kuwait — 22 passengers, a crew of drama. The hijackers, all thought to be under government decided to change its mind. seven, the five original hijackers and six 30 years of age. seized the plane with 156 Kuwait Interior Minister Sheikh Saad The Kuwaiti minister said four of the comrades released by Japanese authori- passengers and crew members Wednes- Al-Abdulla said the jet left the small released hostages were frqm Japan, two ties. Persian Gulf state at 3:50 a.m. day after takeoff from Bombay on a flight from Australia and one from Singapore. The spokesman said three Americans from Paris to Tokvo. He said the hijackers notified the The plane originally was refused were among the passengers. He identi- Kuwait control tower by radio that the permission to land and circled the airport fied one of them as Eric Weiss, believed Connecticut Daily Campus. Monday, October 3, 1977

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Vol. LXXXI no. 16 Monday, October 3, 1977 Do the questions

outweigh the merits? ■ift wfsiim i warn— WE XEM ID WWE A KJ3REAM EPIDEMIC.1'

The University and student government's decision to study the feasibility of a private contractor operating campus services is a LETTERS TO THE EDITOR proposal that holds a lot more questions than potential merits, questions thaat must be answered before any action on the proposal is taken

WHEN A private vendor takes over food services what guarantee or input would students have into how the service was operated or how Must women's sports much they were charged? What would the private equivalent of each November's Board of Trustees meeting where administrators defend and protestors oppose proposed fee hike, be? settle for second best? What guarantee would there be that a private food service wouldn't bring the same type of problems that came when the Follett Corp. To the Editor team is in season and the softball come a long way. but at Tues- brought books to campus as operator of the University's bookstore? Last Tuesday evening a uuiet. team is not, but you would no day's incident points out. we still non-violent, yet very significant sooner see the women's softball have a long way to go. We These are perhaps the most important questions which must be confrontation took place at the team working out on the football believe, we hope.- we want, we addressed by the graduate students now studying the feasibility of sight of the varsity women's field than you should the football work, and we have and will fight private food service operations. There are many more, as the softball field, better known as team working out on the wo- for what we rightly deserve. administrators and student government people who made the the practice field for the varsity men's softball field. proposal no doubt know. football team. We are not anti-football. We It was a small incident but it ALL OF these questions must be answered before the proposal The women were told to report understand that Nadzak is under epitomizes our situation — a moves from beyond the study stages and the failure to answer any to their field at 5:30 p.m. for much pressure. However, he begrudging tolerance by the question should bring serious doubt to the future of the proposal. tryouts for the softball team. No must realize one thing: women athletic department of us, or After all. when Follett moved into the bookstore, how many of us sooner had they begun to warm softball players should have-the what we are trying to accomp- were expecting what we got? up than Head Football Coach right, not Jhe privilege, of using lish, and of our programs. Yes. Walter Nadzak approached them their own field, whether for fall we have come a long way. But and told them to get off the field. tryouts or for in season practices there is much more to be done They would tend to distract his and games. and if the women athletes at the Published Monday through Friday while the University is in session, except players. University of Connecticut have during certain vacation and examination periods, by The Connecticut Daily Our point is this: women's anything to say about it. it will be Campus. 121 North Eaglevllle Road. Storrs. Conn. 06266. Editorial content is i It is an utter disgrace that the athletics are coming of age at the done. determined solely by The Connecticut Daily Campus. Subscriber. United football team be allowed to tear University of Connecticut. We no Press Internationa. UPI Telephotos are provided at no charge to The Dally Campus by the Willtmantic Chronicle and United Press International. up the outfield of an already longer will settle for second best. Patricia J. Bresser Member: Columbia Scholastic Press Association. Second-class postage paid at poorly-kept women's softball We are improving in every Joanne Burruano Storrs. Conn Subscription: (Non-student),*$10 annually. field. We realize that the football aspect of every sport. We've Karen Mulllns How do the Yankees plan to save the world?

attests to just how proud he was as he sat year. By VIVIAN B. MARTIN "It's something you wouldhave to grow, around drinking beer all day in front of the An acquaintance, who I thought at one television. to like. You'd have to understand why, Lately. I've developed quite a dislike for time thought better of, has spent about "Really," I ask. disbelievingly. $25 in the past month on Yankee bumper even more so than football it captures the baseball fans. I think I'd rate them "IT'S LIKE Star-Spangled Banner...I country. Most everybody has palyed it or somewhere between people who take two stickers and pennants. 1 never want to see don't know. You grow up with it. It's another Red Sox shirt.... at least played softball," one friend, who t innate..." In other words, baseball, aside from is a former baseball player, explained, ! THE LAST Once again. I've found I've been giving persons a few hours to drink or after he had heard, more than several w slighted. cheer, offers few answers to the world's times that I thought all the recent hoopla spaces to park and those who rake their While it is easy to understand why problems. I could name countless series of was ridiculous. forsk over their teeth. persons would go to watch the game, it is causes that the networks could give more The only attraction I can see is that ♦THAT'S ALMOST unamerican." a puzzle to determine why some people play, instead of wasting the time they do Americans are very good at sitting on claims a friend who is still trying to make would go to the extremes they do, on promoting the World Series. their behinds. They are basically specta- a deal so that he'll have a seat for the especially as the World Series ap- This doesn't interest me. What does tors and like to watch the other fellow do World Series. proaches. interest me is the fact that people would the work. Unamerican, huh? A church in Norwich lists, quite focus attention on something so useless, FOR SOMETHING touted as "the great I'd call it unfrivolous, that is if I can use conspiciously under the times for worship, while at the same time forgetting the American past time" you would like that the word that way. "Happiness is... the Yankees." It could larger issues. I really doubt that the baseball fans, who are supposedly from a The mere idea that for a string of weeks, have also been the sermon — I'm sure nation will focus the same attention on group of intelligent persons, and who people can get upset or cheer just because that way the parish could attract quite a National Newspaper Week or United seem to be as permanent as AM radio and somebody can or can't hit a ball is crowd. Nations Day as they will the World Series. smog, could be a little less noisier and sociologically disturbing. Another friend of questionable intelli- BUT. like someone said, "It's very make a lot more sense. "It gives you a sense of pride," explains gence has lost over $265 betting on the American." He's right. Only Americans Vivian B. Martin is Associate Editor of one acquaintance whose extra belly Red Sox. He says he picks a team every could screw up priorities like that. the Daily Campus. DOONESBURY by Garry Trudeau STJkff LOOK, HAWS, YES, BUT HOW i yam NOT! WHICH HEY! GET I'M HOIALONE! MANYOFTWSd 15 WHY1 RAN OFF A TAKB EM HOME, AND THIS! iUB R16HT!SEB, EDITORS: Barbara Adlcr. copy editor; mpoussHotu PEOPLE HAVE AC- UH.. FEW cones OF we CHECK IT OUT. 6UYS! GETTOKBEP ITS A LOT Rich DePreta, sports; Maria Romash. \ HALF-m COVN- WALU HEAD THE i PANAMA TREATY ON I THINK YOUIL FIND EUSWORTH MORE TWO- senior sports; Jay Hallcr. assistant \ m% AGAINST TEXT?HAVE f MY MAY 0VTTD PRAC- A FEW SURPRISES! BUNKER! SIDEDTHAN sports; Matt Manzella. news; Hedda • VC TREATY! W,B.DL? TICE TODAY/ j PEOPta THINK! Friberg. Chris Mitchell, associate arts; J. Geoffrey Golson. magazine/Weekender. STAFF: Barbara Becker, office man- ager. Donna Liss. advertising manager; Kenyon H relik, circulation manager: Maureen bwords, assistant advertising manager (classified advertising); Steven Stankiewicz. graphics; J. Geoffrey Gol- son. production manager. Connecticut Daily Campus. Monday. October 3. 1977 Tenure at UConn-good but not perfect Coot, from page J pursue one field or another in life...if a (PTR) file. terpitude. So when tenure is given, it is a tions (FSSO) said recently he feel there is not sufficient representation of the stu- professor discovers a cure for Legion- vote of confidence that agoodteacher and William Moynihan, head of the English .dent's interests in the tenure process. naire's Disease, this may " be very scholar will continue to be a good teacher Department said "It's a human decision. Donen said he thinks students should it important to humanity, but unless he can and scholar. It is a decision which affects After you hav e worked with a person foi on the Tenure and Promotion Committee, communicate that discovery to his stu- not only the present generation of six years, you know that person. There and said, "student evaluations should be dents, it does them no good." students, but also their children. are many faculty members who will the most important factor in determining refuse to make a negative decision the teaching third of the tenure process." There is a considerable difference of One aspect of the tenure procedure because it is personally so painful to opinion about the tenure process and how i Donen said while he recognizes the Donen said he found especially objection- them." well it works. While there are few people importance of publication and service to able was the way in which University who maintain the present system is the University, which constitute the other student-teacher evaluations are used as a "One of the big issues is whether tenure perfect, precisely what changes should or two thirds of tenure evaluation, "a state factor in the tenure process. Donen said should continue in its present form," could be made is a matter of contention. university, or any university, is there to these evaluations are placed in a file Moynihan said. He added although the Steve Donen, Chairman of the Federa- compiled on every tenure applicant, present system of awarding tenure may tion of Student Services and Organiza- help give students the knowledge to known as a Promotion and Tenure Review not be perfect, it will probably continue. ROTC cadets learn the ropes on Ellsworth Hall

By M A KL A ROM ASH leadership skills course forty-five The students, mostly freshmen Ellsworth for the advanced stu- sides of the building. No, you weren't seeing things students, including 12 women and sophomores, scaled the s dents. Every safety precaution seem- Saturday morning if you looked participated. sides of Wolfrock in Mansfield Bounding, Runnells explained, ed to be taken Saturday with the towards Ellsworth Hall and saw earlier in the semester. The is when the student, who is a group of students scaling the The trip down the sides of 50-foot cliff is the firstl challenge attached to two ropes running roof-top ropes attached to stair- sides of the 100 foot, nine story Ellsworth Hall was the second in the two session exercise. from both the roof and the way railings, a metal ladder, and building in a spider-like fashion. part of the course's rapelling ground by a swiss seat around exercise, Army ROTC Maj. "The main thing about going his or her waist, makes contact a boiler. In addition, the exercise The the second consecutive David Runnells, ad advisor at off the building is that it's with the building and continues was supervised by Runnells and year, scaling down the building Saturday's expedition and ann perfectly vertical and it take a lot several upperclassmen ex- with heavy ropes (rapelling) was assistant professor of military more skill to bound." Runnells down appromiately 15 feet at a perience in the "wall walking" included in the Army ROTC's science, said Sunday. said of the exercise conducted at time by pushing against the procedures.

Staff Photos by Phil Knudsen The University of Connecticut's Army ROTC group continued what is beginning to bounced down the side of the nine-story, 100 foot building in IS foot "bounces" but become an annual tradition, practicing the "rapelling" technique of mountain Saturday, climbing down the side of Ellsworth Dormitory in Hilltop. The group of ROTC cadet* JIllMllMIElllliPJEIMflJllPflllllllMllIlJl I Student Union ** GREEK NIGHT Wine Live Music Your Campuscampuj Room Allocations Recordm Shop Tues. Oct. 4 Greek Dances 8:00 - 12:00 in SUB Taught Top 10 LP's Sponsored by UConn Everything At Special Prices Greek Club If your organization or club is interested in a room in either the FREE! student union or the commons building pick up an application in 1. STEELY DAN —4.59 Funded by F.S.S.O. the Board of Governors office, 319 Commons. Applications must Aja be returned to the BOG office no later than October 3, 1977 2. LINDA RONSTADT — 4.59 IJfjpf^jMMEMEMfMMElPlEM^MlMJEJ^Mi Simple Dreams 3. BILLY JOEL - 4.59 The Stranger 4. FLEETWOOD MAC — 4.59 U CONN STUDENT Deadline-October 3, 1977 Rumours 5. JAMES TAYLOR — 4.59 Bob Tonino BHI SNI =H= J.T. ... g< - 6. CHICAGO — 4.59 XI just back from PEOPLES CHINA will show his COME EXPLORE 7. BROTHERS JOHNSON — 3.99 Right on Time slides and talk on THE OUTDOORS 8. GRATEFUL DEAD — 4.59 with other women Terrapin Station Tues., Oct. 4 at 8 pm 9. THE BLACKBYRDS — 4.59 Action AAONTEITH (Soc-Sci.) BACKPACKING and PERSONAL 10. HEATWAVE — 3.99 Rm. 115 GROWTH for WOMEN Too Hot to Handle co-sponsored by the Center for Many In-Store Specials Personal Growth and the UConn Behind the Post Office Women's Center Check him and hte U.S. — China weekend of October 9 planning session Wed. Oct. 5 3:30 Hours Mon-Fri 10:00 — 8:00 Peoples Friendship Assoc. out. to 5:30 for further info Sat 10:00 — 5:30

contact the Center for Personal 429-0443 Growth or the Women's Center . Connecticut Daily Campus, Monday, October 3, 1977 High Court opens session Employe payments 'sloppy' HARTFORD (UPI) — State auditors said Sunday the Governor's office has been paying employes out of the wrong accounts and, WASHINGTON (UPI) — With in existence since 1941. tween 40 and 65 but allows for although this is not illegal, it is a "sloppy" practice. the formal opening of its 1977-78 The 1967 Age Discrimination in carrying out "bona fide" pen- Auditors Leo Donahue and Henry Becker, Jr. said Gov. Ella T. tgrm Monday, the Supreme the Employment Act forbids sion plans. United said its long- Grasso was paying some workers with tax dollars and not with Court starts two weeks of argu- discrimination against persons stnading plan could not be so federal funds as they should be. The auditors said part of the ments on issues such as manda- between 40 and 65 but allows for recently enacted. But the 4th reason was the federal funds had not been available when they tory retirement, the sick leave carrying out "bona fide" U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals were supposed to be. Donahue said former Gov. Thomas Meskill rights of pregnant women, and pension plans. United said its said early retirement must have did the same thing during his term of office. the much-discussed test of long-standing plan could not be an economic or business purpose "reverse discrimination." violating a law so recently and not rest on age alone, The lawsuit challenging manda- enacted. But the 4th U.S. Circuit regardless of when it originated. "Ali uninjured in 2-car collision tory retirement was filed by a Court of Appeals said its long- Sick pay for workers on mater- former United Air Lines nity leave is at issue in cases STAMFORD (UPI) — Police say a bus carrying heavyweight employee, Haris McMann, who The 1967 Age Discrimination in appealed by the Nashville Tenn. boxing champion Muhammed Ali, his 21-year-old wife and their was retired much against his will Employment Act forbids discri- Gas Co. and the Richmond Calif. 14 month old daughter collided with a car on interstate 95 at age 60 under a company plan mination against persons be- School District. yesterday. The champ and his family were not injured. Authorites say 16-year old Thomas Swallow or Norwalk control of his car near Stamford and began to spin. Ali's bus driver, Willie Robertson, was unable to avoid a collision. Ali, who successfully defended his heavyweight title last week, was touring New England on his way Poll places Grasso last a scheduled speech today in New Hampshire. Mid-east peace called Very close' HARTFORD (UPI) — A poll of a runoff of five potential Demo- jority Leader Joseph Lieberman cratic gubernatorial candidates, with 6 per cent. On the Republi- UNITED NATIONS (UPI) — Secretary of State Cyrus Vance is Connecticut's largest state em- putting pressure on Israel and the Palestine Liberation ploye union puts Gov. Ella T. but a CSEA spokesman said can side Ronald Sarasin (R-5th) Grasso's vote total was the took 63 per cent of the vote. Organization to sit together at a peace table in Geneva before the Grasso dead last in a field of year is out, and Secretary General Kurt Waldheim said Sunday he 10 potential gubernatorial candi- lowest among all 10 candidates Behind him were State Senate considered — including five Minority Leader Lewis Rome of hopes for a "breakthrough." dates. At its annual meeting Arab diplomats who met with Vance at the United Nations Saturday, the Connecticut State republicans. Bloomfield with 11 per cent, Lieutenant Governor Robert former State Environmental Pro- believe he will succeed. Employes Association (CSEA), The United Nations was the scene for a flurry of diplomatic which 'has been unhappy with Killian finished first among tection Commissioner Dan Luf- initiatives during the weekend that included another unsuccess- the governor ever since she laid Democrats with 40 per cent. He kin at 9 per cent. State Sen. was followed by Christopher George Gunther of Stratford at 7 ful attempt by Greece and Turkey to resolve the Cyprus crisis and off 500 state workers two years a "symbolic" visit to New York by North Korean Foreign ago, gave Grasso a booming vote Dodd (D-2nd) with 28 per cent, per cent, and State House Minister Ho Dam. , of no confidence. Grasso finished Anthony Moffett (D-6th) with 17 Minority Leader Gerald Stevens with only 5 per cent of the vote in per cent and State Senate Ma- of Milford at 5 per cent. IF YOU ARE FEELING ANXIOUS, DEPRESSED,, TENSE... SUFFERING FROM SEXUAL CONFLICTS ...HAVING MARITAL DIFFICULTIES...INTERPER SONAL HASSLES OR QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR EMOTIONAL HEALTH...THE UNIVERSITY MENTAL HEALTH SERVICE LOCATED ON THE BOTTOM FLOOR OF THE HEALTH SERVICE BUILDING IS FREE AND AVAILABLE TO ALL STUDENTS. IN ADDITION TO OUR TRADITIONAL SERVICES. THE SERVICE WILL BE OFFERING HELP IN THE FOLLOWING AREAS:

SOCIAL SKILLS (Meeting people, making friends, being assertive) MARITAL DIFFICULTIES WEIGHT CONTROL LEADER GROUP (Leading Weight Control Groups)

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in an open programming meeting GAY-STRAIGHT RAP Tonight, October 3 (7p,m., Weds.) PERSONAL-INTERPERSONAL PROBLEMS bring your ideas and questions to 216 student union Please Note — Short-term individual psychothereapy and various other services such as speakers for seminars or workshops are 7:00 pm offered. The staff welcomes all inquires. For further information or appointment call 486-4705 or 4706.

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For Sale 1973 Honda 350-4 Fine UConn Vegetarian Restaurant Co-op First Meeting - Anthropology Club - Women's Soccer Club: Practice TueS. condition, new tires. Asking $725. Inc. Meeting of the UConn Vefetarian 3:30-4:30, MOnday, Oct. 3rd. Man- Oct. 4, 4 p.m. at practice field JMHi Call 429-5221. Restaurant Co-operative, Inc. to ratify chester Hall lounge - All are welcome Practice times posted in Fieldhouse constitution. All members please to check out upcoming semester and Student Union. For Sale 1971 Datsun 4-DR station attend. SU 209 Tues. 3:30, Oct. 4 activities. wagon model 510. Beautiful condi- FOR SALE: 1966 VW w/lots of new ———«--————.-——...... _._—_ Free Portuguese Wine Party and tion, Borg-Warner auto, trans, parts; needs engine work, muffler. 30 SCIENCE FICTION AND FANTASY WEIGHT CONTROL. Volunteer lead- Films on Portugal Tues. Oct. 4, 7 p.m. excellent commuter car, 30 MPG, low mpg $200 call 429-6594. CLUB meets Tues. at 7pm, Oct. 4, SU ers, members needed for small group Alsop A sponsored by Portuguese- mileage, $1550 or best 'offer. Call 218 Topic: Star Wars and S.F. films experiment. Call Mental Health Brazilian Club. FOR SALE: Pioneer KP-300 FM 4»ffi19. Office - University Health Service stereo/cassette deck, 2 Jensen SK52 . 1978 Chevy Monza TN. Coupe, AM- Womdnls Ice Hockey meeting Tues., 486-4705. Husky Scuba Club New England Dynamounts $100. 455-9750 (Local FM Stereo Tape, 21,000 miles, $2095. Oct. 4, 7:30 SU 104. More Information Underwater "A Highly Acclaimed call) PM only. 429-5234. PRE-VET OFFICERS elected last 429-5845 All welcomed. FSSO funded. spring. Executive meeting to prepare Underwater Photographic Slide Pre- FOR SALE: DATSUN SPORTS CAR I1967 Ford Econoline Supervan. Run for general organizational meeting. sentation" by Rich Nordstrom Wed Al-Anon St. Thomas Aquinas Church Oct 5 SU 218 8:30 p.m. 1fJ7o SP -311 (1600). •3,000 mile*. well but has high mileage and bod, Wed. 11-1. For people with friends or Call Lori 455-0229 (local). Drive-train, tiraa, top, good. Interior needs work. $200. Call 429-8531 after relatives with an alcohol problem. Attention Pharmacy Women LKS Home Economics and Family Studies fair. Body rusting Spare, extra Paul 228-0468 wheels, snow tires, tonneau cover. Rush Party Wed. Oct. 5. 7-9 p.m. SU. Meeting New Student majors, trans- 216 All interested in joining welcome. fers, branchers, freshman. Tues. Oct. WOO - negotiable 429*1204 evenings. For Sale: '68 VW Bug — excellent The UConn chapter of ALCOHOLICS mechanical condition no rustl $800 4. 4 p.m. Refreshments 143 Monteith. ANONYMOUS meets Monday and Open House: P.T. students (and for Sale Classic 544 Volvo 1963 Firm-good heater. Call Ana 429-4269. 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All contestants Dump. $150. 429-1204 evenlnos. win a prize including $100.00 cash for $200/pair Call 429-7130 ask for Mike. all Welcome. First place. Rte. 195, Tolland, Ford 1967 Wagon, reliable, beat offer. A-LOT - Looking for information Open House — Sponsored by the 875-9082 Component Stereo, drums, micro- jamu about a parking lot accident on Mon. Economics Club. Wed. Oct. 5. 7 p.m. phone also. Call John Preston 429- Photopool Meeting Wed. 10/5/77 at 6441, ask for fourth floor south. Sept. 26 at 2pm. A light green opal HRM 203. All interested students and 7:30 In SU 101 wagon was hit. Please call 429-7779 faculty Invited. Female roommate wanted to share 4 For Sale: .1971 VW Superbeetle with bedroom house in Eagleville. Own Standard First Aid Course — Mon. or MUSICIANS: Working Band needs Career Resource Center of the Place- sunroof. Asking $900. Phone Tues. 7-10 p.m. Hawley Armory 8 room $47.25 Call 487-0070 after five. 429-3568, ask for John. Keep trying. keyboard and horn players Immedi- ment Office will be open Wed. wks^ Starts 10th and 11th. ately. For info call 429-1217 or evenings in October until 9 p.m. Wanted now — quiet room in House 1974 Datsun B-210 Hatchback, recline GAY WOMEN: Come and participate 49A-41?n seats, Mich, radlals, Stereo radio 4 or Apartment near campus for serious in the first meeting of the Gay Commutor's take notice good food student Bill M. After 5:30 p.m. speed, 36 MPG. Low mileage, ex- VOLUNTEERS NEEDED to work at for lunch at the Good Food truck — Women's Collective! Wed., Oct. 5. 7 UConnPIRG's Consumer Complaint 742-9691 cellent condition. $2350. 429-6277. p.m. at the Women's Center. 486- UConn Vegetarian Restaurant Co- Center. Call or stop In rm. 302 SU operative — membership open to all. FOR SALE: 1968 Camaro - 327. 4738. 486-4525. The Whole in the Wall Natural at 63.000 miles. Fair cond. Call 423-3277 CPR Heart-Saver Program Wed. or DIVERS October Ecology Dive Sun. 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The BOSTON RED SOX and the BALTI- If the city of LOS ANGELES hosts the 1984 over New Hampshire MORE ORIOLES finished the season in a tie for Summer Olympic Games it'll cost $25 a ticket Cont. from page 8 second place in the American League East after for each single event Sunday's finale at Fenway Park was rained out. MUHAMMAD All told reporters in New "That was one instance where they didn't call offsides and should Both Boston and Baltimore finished with 97-64 Hampshire Sunday that he probably won't fight have," Morrone said, comparing the situation to the Huskies' contest records and will split second and third place for another eight months and it'll take at least against San Francisco Thursday. In that game, a UConn tally was money, which comes to about $1,500 per $3,000,000 to get him into the ring again disallowed because of an offsides call Morrone strongly disagreed man GUILLERMO VILAS dropped the first two with. Boston Marathon record holder BOX ROD- sets to ILLE NASTASE in the finals of a tennis Trie Huskies quickly added some security to the win after Tufts GERS breezed victory bv 42 seconds in the First tournament in France Sunday, then walked off goal, however, lessening the importance of the offsides call. Freedom Trail Road Race that wound eight the court and defaulted the top prize Derrico picked up the rebound of Medrick Innocent's shot and used miles around Boston's historic Freedom Trial... JAMES HUNT of Britain beat MARIO a picture perfect pivot shot to add the UConn's third tally with only 16 HALE UNDERWOOD of Texas birdied the ANDRETTI by three seconds to win the United minutes remaining to play. final three holes Sunday and won the $31,000 States Formula One Grand Prix at Watkins The win kept the Huskies above the .500 mark increasing their Queensland Open Golf Tournament in Bris- Glen. New York ' record to 4-3-1 while New Hampshire's record falls to 1-1-1. bane, Australia

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non-club members $.50 donation 8 Connecticut Daily Campus, Monday October 3, 1977 Soccer team earns first YanCon win By MARIA ROM ASH The University of Connecticut soccer team didn't give up, didn't slow down, and didn't use a stall Saturday against the University of New Hampshire. If you didn't see the scoreboard you might not have guessed the Huskies were in the midst of outshooting their opponents by a 36-6 margin. UConn topped the Wildcats 3-1 but did it quietly, and that, as UConn Head Soccer Coach Joe Morrone explained later, might be one of the reasons New Hampshire continues to play the Huskies, despite the fact they haven't defeated them since 1971. "We win but we don't kill anyone. I think that's why so many teams like to have us on the schedule," Morrone said after the contest, the Huskies first Yankee Conference win this season. "We didn't blitz 'em, but it looked to me like we had them contained." Morrone said. The Huskies took control early and held on throughout the contest allowing the Wildcats few seriously threatening scoring opportunities and giving UConn keeper Pete Carli a relatively easy afternoon. Freshman standout Joe Morrone Jr. got the Huskies on the scoreboard only 12 minutes into the game. Joe Jr. got around New Hampshire defenseman Scott Darling and lofted a left-footed shot into the right corner of the goal. The Wildcats failed to answer UConn's score before the break and it wasn't until the final 15 minutes of the game that the Huskies added another tally. Senior co-captain Tom Nevers held on ot his spot as the squad's leading goal-getter when he picked up a pass from Bob Derrico, travelled about 10 yards to the front of the Wildcats' goal and sent a low shot to the left corner. Less than five minutes later. New,Hampshire's Peter Tufts spoiled Staff Photo by Phil Knudaen the Huskies hopes for a shutout. Tufts came out of a scramble in front UCoon defender Tony Carvalbo [in white] of the UConn goal and pushed a shot into the right corner of the nets, Staff Photo by Phil Knudsen hassles a New Hampshire opponent while battling prompting another question about offsides calls. UConn's Joe Morrone lets loose a abet that •cored a goal in the Huskies' 3-1 win over the for the ball daring the Huskies' 3-1 victory Com . on page 7 Saturday morning. University of New Hampshire, Saturday afternoon. SPORTS New Hampshire sweeps Huskies 42-7

By RICH DEPRETA like Jeff Allen, who picked the UConn defense apart by For UConn, it was a day that started out with so much "Tailback Bill Burnham (the nation's Division Two completing 15 of 24 passes for 202 yards complementing promise. Jim McLaughlin, Ed Hayden, Alan Jacobs and rushing leader, averaging 153 yards per game) had a the running of Burnham and Coleman. And that he has a Nick Zenmentowski of the UConn parachute club had groin pull in practice last week and we did not use him in receiver like Lee Pope, who had four receptions for 77 successfully landed in Memorial Stadium for the coin the second half of our game against West Chester State. yards. toss after jumps from 3,000 feet. But he is healthy now which is a good thing. It is nice to In addition to these players, Bowes has an offensive line On its opening drive, the UConn offense, mainly on the have a healthy Bill Burnham," University of New whose blocking on sweeps brought back memories of running of Herb DeGraffe, who rushed for 63 yards on 21 Hampshire Head Football Coach Bill Bowes said at last USC and O.J. Simpson and "student body left" and carries, drove 67 yards in 11 plays giving UConn its first Tuesday's press conference. "student body right" and a defense which completely lead of the year, 7-0. Bowed showed the Parents day crowd of 7.578 fans in shut down UConn's option offense under the direction of However, after that it was all New Hampshire. Memorial Stadium, along with the University of freshman Maron Clark. "We played stinking defense all day long. We died Connecticut football team and Head Football Coach Walt In essence. New Hampshire has a devastating football after the first two series like a heart .patient." Nadzak Nadzak, why it is nice to have a healthy Bill Burnham, as team — which shows why it is favored to take the Yankee said. "The pacemaker ran out." Burnham rushed for 114 yards on 21 carries and scored Conference title. four touchdowns to lead the Wildcats to a 42-7 victory "New Hampshire is the best football team we have The Summary - over the Huskies Saturday afternoon. played so far. They are as good as Navy and better than UNH UCONN The game also showed that besides a healthy Burnham, Yale. They have a complete football team. Their Fust downs 25 13 Bowes is glad he has another tailback like Bill Coleman, quarterback Allen; his eyes lit up like the lights on a Rushes-Yardage 50-234 38-136 who finished the day with 47 yards on 11 carries, while Christmas tree every time he looked into our secondary. Passing Yardage 202 164 alternating with Burnham most of the afternoon. And whenever we did put pressure on him he killed us Passes 15-24 12-28 Bowes must also be happy that he has a quarterback with screen passes," Nadzak said. UConn women Harvard women defeat Maine 6-1 fall to Huskies

The University of Conecticut womens tennis team University of Conecticut's Mary Jo Capitani upped its record to a perfect 5-0, by downing an scored the only goal the women's Field Hockey understaffed. University of Maine team, 6-1 team needed Saturday as the Huskies edged Saturday afternoon. Harvard University 1-0, improving their record to The two teams could only play seven of the 3-0-1. scheduled nine matches, as the Black Bears could Capitani picked up a pass from sophomore Kim not bring their full squad to UConn due to the fact Longo and provided the winning tally only 13 ihat the team could only come down in one van. minutes into the game. The Huskies won four of the five singles matches The Huskies dominated through most of the played, and swept both of the doubles contests. contest, allowing the Harvard women only 8 shots to their own 15. Fran hreitas got UConn oft and rolling by downing Manin's Sue Staples 6-2, 6-2. Meryl Junior Louise Ikeda made several strong defen- Davis followed Freitas's win, by giving the sive saves for the Huskies providing what UConn Huskies a 2-0 lead with a 6-3, 6-3 win over Kris head coach Diane Wright called "strong hits going out that got us going on attack again." Everett. The UConn sub-varsity also defeated the Harvard UConn lost its only match of the afternoon when sub-varsity on second-half goals by freshman Nancy Karlin was beaten 1-6, 6-3, 6-1, by Tona Wanda Ward. , Buros. Laurie Filmer downed a stubborn Barbara Dewitt 3-6, 7-5. 6-1. Joan Sawyer gave the Huskies a commanding 4-1 lead with a 6-1, 6-0 victory over Lynn Shastak. Newell dead at 59 The Black Bears fared little better in doubles play HARTFORD (UPI) — Hartford Courant Sports as the Huskies Mary King and Debbie Gibbs Editor William Newell died Sunday He was a downed Maine's Laurie Page and Kathy Gwynn _,_ . _ ' Staff Photo by Phil Knudsen sportswriter for 38 years and joined the Courant 6-2, 6-3. Kerry Phelan and Wenda Thielking ended UConn's Laurie Filmer shows a smooth two handed backhand shot as a part-timer staffer in 1935. The 59-year-old the afternoons play with a hard fought 5-7, 7-5, 6-3 daring the women's tennis teams 6-1 victory over the University of Newell was named Courant sports editor in win over Rose Redmond and Kathie Curnick. Maine, Saturday afternoon at the Towers tennis court. January, 1974. (Hannttticnt latlg (Humpm THE MAGAZINE THE BIG RIP-OFF see page 4

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The Rolling Stones were the original bad boys. The Beatles were clean and wholesome, every mother's son. The Rolling Stones were mean and tough. They took Elvis Presley's sexuality to its logical conclusion. You wouldn't want your sister to marry one. It was all very calculated, of course. Part of it was real and part of it was put-on. Shuck and jive. They were tough. Listening to the Stones is a similar trip. Doubtless there are some who will listen to "Sympathy for the Devil" and "Street Fighting Man" and come out of it as more evil and ready to bust heads, but for this listerner, (and presumably for most other normal folks) it's more of a fantasy trip — like taking a bath in the essence of evil. When it's over you come out clean and "refreshed. The Stones are playing with the forces of darkness — and playing damned well, too. Rock and roll; solid and tight guitar work with the undulating, pulsating rhythms, borrowed from their black brothers—reminiscences of jungle fever engrained in the primordial portions of their brains. "Get down to it." "Love You Live" is the Rolling Stone's third live album, their 18th album in 13'/i The action comes to a grinding halt on "You Got to Move", one of the only low years, not including their greatest hits collections. For years, fans and critics have points on the album. Keith's guitar solo is only lukewarm and the groups vocals called them "the world's greatest rock and roll band", and at last this reviewer is seem intentionally sloppy. Jagger's singing on "You Can't Always Get What You joining their ranks. The Stones have a way of capturing the real essence of rock and Want" is pretty tired, but the song really takes off after a few verses, with some roll, and this knowledge, this feeling, this power, surges through almost every fiery guitar work. minute of "Love You Live". The third side was recorded at El Mocambo. in Toronto, their first club gig in 13 Technically, the Stones have played smoother before, but on this album they really years. The Stones played there for two straight nights, to crowds of about 300 burn. Except for side three, the whole album was recorded in Paris during their contest-winners from a local radio station. Just imagining the Stones playing in 1976 tour. The band is rock solid here—controlled frenzy. Though not the best such an atmosphere adds a certain vibrancy to the music here. The sound on this guitarists in the world. Keith Richard and Ron Wood are pretty damned good. Their side is so cleam that it makes you wish the whole album was recorded here, and interplay is fine and sharp, and except for "You've got to move", there are no Jagger's vocals are the best on the album. The songs here are all oldies which the boring solos to slow the pace. Charlie Watt's drumming is excellent, and Bill Stones have never recorded before. The highlight of the side is "Crackin' Up" a Wyman's bass is quite strong too. You hardly even know Billy Preston is there, bouncy reggae tune in which Mick sounds delightfully British. since he rarely solos, but he adds a solid kick to the gyrating wall of sound. Ian Side four brings the Stone back to Paris, and the energy level back to that of side Stewart is listed in the credits for piano, but he is almost nowhere to be heard. on. "It's Only Rock and Roll" is performed at race pace. "Brown Sugar", which And of course there's Jagger. His singing here is not as calculated and stylized as follows, lacks the razor-sharp precision of the original, but retains its animal drive on his studio work, but the sheer drive and energy of the music makes this and intensity. By "Jumping Jack Flash" Jagger is getting tired, and he leaves off shortcoming inconsequential. the last consonant of nearly every word. The album is brought to a fine conclusion After the introductory excerpt from Copland's "Fanfare for the Common Man", with "Sympathy for the Devil", which ends in a powerful long jam of undulating side one is 21 minutes of non-stop rock and roll, beginning with "Honky Tonk rhythms with Jagger howling like the shaman of rock...which is exactly what he is. Women", and roaring all the way to "Star Star". The versions here of "Happy" Just as in the mysterious rituals of African tribesmen, the driving rhythms of the and "Hot Stuff" are especially outstanding. Rolling Stones wil liberate your soul. If you give yourself to the music, it is an Side two opens with a red-hot version of "Tumbling Dice". "Fingerpring File", uplifting, cleansing experience. The rhythms of the music mesh with your which follows, contains a long funky jam which is like an impressionistic portrait of biological rhythms and take you ajong with them. This can happen with other paranoia, with strong bass work by Wyman. groups, but no one else does it quite like the Rolling Stones. Hie Dally Campus Magazine page 6

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Cooked your goose

LEWISTOWN, Pa. (UPI) — I anyone cooked your goose in Mifflin County, you can sit back without worry the rest of the year. It was Goose Day, the day on which residents of this central Pennsylvania county assure themselves of good luck by eating a goose.

Thousands of area residents fulfill their obligation by taking advantage of "Gooseplate specials" offered by most restaurants this week. Few cook the fowl in their home. Goose Day derives from Michaelmas Day. an ancient British holiday.

Legend has it the tradition was brought to the area in 1786, by a young deserter from the British Navy hired by farmer Andrew Pontias to help him work his land. Pontias met the sailor, Archibald Hunter, in Harrisburg. and hired him that day despite a puzzling insistence by the Britisher that each Sept. 29 be set aside for the settling of the year's accounts.

When teh day rolled around, Hunter appeared at Pontius' door with a large goose. The frugal employer was taken aback, legend says, until his young companion explained that "a goose fit for the lord's dinner" was all that was needed if one wished to spend the year prosperous and happy. The custom took hold, and has been practiced in the area ever since, gaining wider popularity each year. Television and murder

MIAMI (UPI) — Ronny Zamora, described as a "TV addict" who was driven to kill by too much television violence, watched only one show during the two days after he allegedly killed an elderly neighbor. And that was a basketball game. That testimony came from former schoolmate Alan Cohen, 15 who said Zamora "acted normal, just like any other day." when he bankrolled a two-day spree at Disney World near Orlando, Fla. Zamora. also 15, is on trial for murder ina case that has drawn international attention because of its novel defense — insanity due to "involuntary subliminal television intoxication." NEW YORK (UPI) — A diamond cutter told police a bizarre story i Zamora\s lawyer, Ellis Rubin, contends the young man was a "TV addict" who constantly watched violent programs. Zamora. he says, could not tell whether he was committing murder when he killed of a murder, a robbery and kidnap, describing how he hid the body i Elinor Haggart, 82. his next-door neighbor, last June 4. of a slain associate under his office desk for days out of fear of the < The trial itself is being taped and televised under a year-long experiment allowed by the Florida killers — until he was kidnaped and robbed himself. I Supreme Court. The body of gem merchant Pinchos Jaroslawicz, 25, who vanished Prosecutor Tom Headley contends Zamora was legally sane at the time of the robbery-slaying and last week with an estimated SI million in gems, was found mder a I that he "executed" Mrs. Haggart when she threatened to call police. desk in the tiny. Manhatten office of gem cutter Schlomo Tal, 31. i Tal, of PLainview, N.Y., who disappeared Sunday, was found I asleed and unharmed in his wife's parked car in Queens Borough, k Police said Tal told tehm Jaroslawicz was killed in Tal's office Sept. I Weed and applesauce 20 by two robbers who smashed his skull with a board and fled with i the gems. ,;,., s Tal told police the killers forced him to wrap the body in a plastic i bag. He then stuffed it into a small air conditioner cover, pushed it t MONROE, Wash. (UPI) — Investigators looking for marijuana in the Washington State Reformatory under his desk "and continued doing business." were splattered with fermented applesauce when a can they were checking exploded in their faces. Snohomish County Sheriff's detectives and a postal inspector were called to the institution to The medical examiner's office reported Wednesday that Jarosla- investigate the possibility the weed was hidden in some cans, reformatory officials said. I

The officers opened a swollen can of applesauce and it exploded. A spokesman said marijuana had been stored in the can and the applesauce fermented. Several other swollen cans were found but not immediately opened. The Dally Campug Magazine Page 7

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Boy killed in training

DETROIT (UPI) — Second degree murder charges have been filed against a Detroit man who allegedly beat a 2-year-old boy to death with a belt while trying to toilet train him. Police said the victim. Andre Echols. was one of three children who were beaten and dept in a small, filthy room with two dogs in an apartment building on Detroit's East Side. Sgt. Barbara Weide of the homicide section said the boy died of a severe beating allegedly administered by Michael A. Brown. 20. She said Brown is the boyfriend of the bov's mother. Colliaer Echols. 25.

Miss Echols was charged with contributing to the neglect of a minor for her part in the boys death and may face additional child abuse charges, police said. Homicide defectives went to Miss Echols1 apartment to retrieve her older children - Leon.6. and Mae. 5. — who were locked in a bedroom littered with dog feces. Both children showed signs of beatings and Leon was missing some teeth from a blow to the head. Sgt. Weide said.

"The children have all been whipped to the point of leaving injuries and marks and bruises.'' she said. "And I don't mean being spanked." The children were taken into protective custody.

Dustbin grave

LONDON (UPI) — Schoolmaster Ken James left $40,800 in his will to this brother but only $42.50 for his funeral. His testament said he wanted his ashes laid to rest in "any convenient dustbin." James. 56. died of cancer earler this year. His will, made public, said: "I specifically fordib a conventional funeral. There must be no ceremony of any kind, religious or otherwise, no floral tributes or mourners or any fuss whatsoever. ory witz died of head injuries and asphyxiation from the plastic bag, >dy indicating he was still alive when placed inside the bag. Detectives the searched Tal's office Monday but did not find Jaroslawicz' body "My ashes are not to be buried or sentimentally scattered but are to be inconspicuously deposited in because they were looking only for fingerprints, police said, any convenient dustbin for refuse collection in th usual way." led Tal told police he hid the body because he feared he also would be However, Bethnal Green borough officials ruled otherwise. They ordered James' ashes to be buried under a bed of hydrangeas at Manor Park crematorium. r a killed if he reported it, and that he was kidnaped near his home 31. -Sunday by the killers but let go in the morning, ind I Police said they found 16 gems worth some $40,000 which Tal was gh. icarying when he disappeared. Tal told police his abductors robbed pt. -him of $180 but failed to find the gems hidden under the car seat, Knievel strikes out ith i "He has not changed his story," Chief of Detectives John Keenan said of Tal, who was held as a material witness and underwent LOS ANGELES (UPI) — Daredevil Evel Knievel Wednesday was granted a postponement until Oct. itic intense questioning by detectives. "We're still tajking to him. He's 12 for entering a plea to charges that he beat up a TV executive with a baseball bat. 1 it telling it as he saw it." Knievel. 38. wearing a white leisure suit emblazoned with three American eagles, appeared before Jaroslawicz, of Brooklyn, was last seen shortly before 5:30 p.m. on Municipal Court Judge Frances E. Rothschild along with his attorney. Paul Caruso. Caruso told the judge that he was not prepared to proceed at this time. Rothschild permitted Knievel a- Sept. 20 outside Tal's 15th floor office in Manhattan's Diamond District. to remain free on $1,000 bail. The motorcycle stunt entertainer is charged with assault with a deadly weapon for allegedly beating Sheldon Saltman. 46.#vice president of 20th Century Fox telecommunications division Sept. 21. breaking his arm and wrist and inflicting cuts and bruises that sent Saltman to a hospital. According to a statement issued previously by his agent. Knievel was angered bv a book Saltman had written which Knievel said was a "filthy lie" insulting him. his wife, mother grandmother and children. The Dally Campus Magazine page 8 WHEN MyntB' JFaUfl Art anft 3mports YOU'RE tSUBMV* HUNGRY

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B> MARK A. DUPUIS Ferguson began his work in government during the looks back on the days when Americans were welcomed When Glenn W. Ferguson went to Washington in first days of President Kennedy's administration, in foreign countries and hopes those days may return. 1961 to take a job as an assistant to Sargent Shriver, he working as assistant to Shriver, the President's "I think the time is right for expansion." he says of was among the younger of the "Kennedy whiz kids," brother-in-law. In his job, Ferguson was responsible for the nation's volunteer programs, adding that he sees a the architects, builders and operators of the President's recommending directors for Peach Corps programs in new generation of potential volunteers for the Peace New Frontier hopes and j»Uns. various nations. Afte ra year in that post, Ferguson Corps, VISTA and other volunteer programs. Those Sixteen years later, and now president of the became one of those directors, charged with establish- volunteers, he explains, are the growing number of ing the Peace Corps in Thailand. University of Connecticut, Ferguson looks back on th American who are graduating from high school and ePeach Corps and VISTA programs which he helped Ferguson speaks nostaligically of those days in- deciding not to enter college immediately, or who are build and sees the need for something that it all began Thailand, displaying still the same spirit which much of going to school for two years and then taking a break for with — a push from a President. And, says the Ameica showed when the corps first began, the spirit of some other work before getting a degree. Among them 48-year-old longtime educator, administrator and a new generation of Americans reaching out to help is an ever-growing number of older persons, like diplomat, he expects that push to come from President people world wode. In 1977, after Vietnam. Watergate Carter's mother, who are volunteering for overseas Carter. and the general degradation of government, Ferguson work.

Wants Carter Commitment Thailand, was the first director and creator of VISTA, involvement with the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) Before this can be done, however, Ferguson sees the Volunteers in Service to America. and other intelligence operations. need for Carter to issue "a bold statement of intent" on He feels the Peace Corps has developed too much of However. Ferguson says that while he was director of the Peace Corps and other volunteer agencies, a an emphasis on technical skills and should instead the corps, in Thailand, there was no involvement with statement that the programs will receive long-term return to its "living and working with" syndrome. the CIA or other agencies, except to inform United funding commitments. "The technical side of it flows naturally from that States officials of the locations of volunteers, as is done That hasn't been the case over the years since he left relationship," he says. for all American citizens living or woBkuig in foreign Washington, Ferguson believes. "Clearly the United And if Ferguson believes there's a new generation of countries. *** -*•** 41 States was spending money in Vietnam," he says, people who would join the Peace Corps, UConn Ferguson should know, because later in his career, "The question was guns or butter — and the Peace students tend to bear out that belief. before going on to jobs at Long Island University. Clark Corps was seen as butter." Douglas Daring, director of the University's Office of University in Worcester. Mass and now at UConn. he The man to blame for those years, and Ferguson is Career Placement and Planning, says recruitment for worked on the other side of the line, as U.S. reluctant outright to blame anyone, is Former President the corps at UConn is high, with the University ranking Ambassador to Kenya. While ambassador he was Richard M. Nixon, who oversaw the creation of among the best schools in New England for the corps to involved with other U.S. operations and again, he says, ACTION, a consolidation of all volunteer agencies find volunteers. just like in Thailand, there was no tie between the corps under one administrative head. When ACTION was He says about two dozen students are recruited here and the CIA. proposed, Ferguson testified against it in Congression- each eyar and his office is in the process of establishing As for his own future. Ferguson doesn't see a place al hearings and he still thinks it should go. a part-time position for a person to deal just with Peace for him in a rejuvenated Peace Corps or VISTA Under ACTION, Ferguson believes, the volunteer Corps offerings and recruiting. program. As with other questions of his looking for agencies lost their separate identities and purposes, another job. he insists he's staying on as UConn's head Part of the decline in the Peace Corps, in addition to — battling the poverty imposed by governors and identities and purposes which they now must get back. fund cutbacks and changes in attitudes. Ferguson .Ferguson in addition to hearding Peace Corps in legislatures and leaving the poverty of the Third World believes, result from allegations of the corps' to others. i ••muiiiinttititrf Hie Daily Campus Magazine page 10 The Dally Campus Magazine page 11

Bunch of old bastards

<& If a reporter were to say, in print, that the like of ex-President Nixon, UConn Student Commissaries Co-ordinator Kent Banning and the late J. Edgar Hoover are a bunch of Old Bastards, then one might reasonably expect a deluge of libel suits to be filed against the newspaper. But they are just that; and, since there are nearly a million such in the non-communist world, chances are that some of you Readers are OldttMards. too. The International Order of Old Bastards is a dub whose "sole function...is to provide pleasure, enjoyment and good fellowship for it* members," according to the preamble of its bylaws. Its local chanter, the "Windham Croakers," meets monthly at the Ukrainian Cub in Willimantic. "Pleasure, enjoyment and good fellowship" means jokes and stories, beer and liquor, food and conversation and play. With my editor, this writer hitch-hiked down to Willimantic last week to experience this good fellowship first hand. The meeting began with business- including August 6th's Golf Tournament—which was performed in a suitably unbusinesslike manner. Then, jokes and stories were told for a while. For $3.00 members receive all the food and drink they can handle, until the supply runs out (which, unfortunately, it did). There were no ladies in attendance (though there is a sister-club, Jhe "Bastardettes") but after some beers and sandwiches and something with vodka, the goodtimes were rolling. Deputy Arch-Bastard Bill "It is apparent from the sfiine of your shoe Hemmings told of his run-in with a Massachusetts state cop who pulled him over That you're an American while I am too!" for speeding. "I always keep my special, silver membership card beside my Ail legal citizens are Americans. They all know about the driver's license, and when he saw it he just about croaked. 'How the hell is your melting pot,' from our impressionable childhoods. But consider card silver?* he asked me—normal membership cards are blue." the matter with a more selective eye. Certainly any group of Asked whether he got ticketted.Hemmings only answer was an enigmatic smile. Americans, whose fathers sign an agreement with past United Odds are he got off. Deputy Bastards enjoy a special status, appointed for life as States government, may expect the powerful to be faithful; their they are by the pontifical Arch-Bastard Kibbe himself. Hemmings explained citizenship should ensure that. another benefit to being an O.B.: "If one of our brothers lands in the hospital, he's Sure, it's ok to trash the S.E.A.T.O. treaty or treaties with presented with a kit to keep his spirits up. We're not often charitable—that would Taiwan; they're aliens, and besides, there is no honor in ruin our bastardly reputation—but, also, sometimes certain individuals in need international politics; but American Indians' treaties with the have received anonymous checks'/The contents of the hospital 'Kumfort Kit* are a United States could now be legally thrown out, like a baby with CD closely guarded secret. the bath..."Go back to Asia, go back to Africa, Spain, whereever O) The philosophy of the I.O.O.B. is well expressed in their motto: "Illigitumus non you people come from, and leave us Americans to develop o carborundum est" or, loosely translated, "Don't let the bastards drag you down." industry. G'wan scram!" A talk with ex-Crookers' President James Doucette revealed the groups main U.S. Congressman Jack Cunningham, from the seventh district a. 'raison d'etre. "It gives a guy one night a month for him to get away and forget his of Washington, has made a proposal to this effect. According to a troubles, which is easy once the jokes and stories start to fly." letter from the the Friends' Committee on National Legislation (i.e. in effect the lobbyists representing Quaker ideology) Cunningham introduced a bill in mid-September..."which would O) direct the President to abrogate all treaties between the U.S. and Indians." This, in response to a landmark decision made in 1974 by U.S. District Judge George Boldt upholding Indian tribal rights — guarenteed by treaty — to catch one half of all harvest able salmon and steelhead. The first five arrests were in September, prompting urban Republican Cunningham to leap boldly to the defense of his constituency's right to labor for wages. Anthropology professor Robert Bee, who received the Friends' committees' letter noted of Cunningham's bill; "I think it would be a catastrophe for the Indians. Many tribes have often claimed that the U.S. has turned its back on them and their treaties... It's unlikely the bill bill make it through committee in Congress, I can't imagine anyone supporting it or seriously considering it." If passed, it would be effective nationwide. Native Americans from coastal Connecticut, Massachusetts, Maine, and elsewhere would probably lose their court battles, poof!, that's it. Go home. Tribes in many Eastern states have lost inumberable acres since European immigration began, and are suing for the return of certain lands. The case rests on a Department of the Interior decision in the last century to act as a ward to the Indians; no land deals made without the OK of Interior were to be valid. Many such deals were made; "Speaking for the Great White Father in Wahsington and all the American people, let me say that we respect you savages for your native ability to instantly adapt and survive in whatever God-forsaken wilderness we move you to. Out there. Sign here." This bit of Firesign Theater bitter humor is part of the support that Indians have found in America at large. In popular song, the theater , the media, even on TV's Academy Awards, the treatment of native Americans has been disparaged; Begun in World War Two, the group's apparent purpose is to submerge anxiety some persons react as though lawyers, cops, judges, and jailers andptowde friendship and escape. Originally the "Bastards We Have Met Club" were coming for their own land; simply the presence of genocidal was made up of Allied servicemen in the Pacific theatre—where there was plenty of tendencies in the United States' national character makes them anxiety*) escape from. The BWHMC's greeting remains unchanged since those edgy. A vast number of Indians live in the husks of cars and other gatherings in soldiers' social-halls, and is dictated on one's membership card. "All crude shelters, trek miles for water, exist under the poverty level Old Bastards, when approaching. Brother Old Bastards, must give a vigorous and expect to live less than five decades. Their past culture is handshake and a hearty slap on the back (not too hearty, keep age in mind) and long gone, and they live in a squalid, depending on the U.S. for shout the greeting, 'hi. you Old Bastard!" * wages and welfare, their chiefdoms overthrown, their naturalistic CPF s views of old obsolete in our modern nature — exploitive society ^eh-9omega mn Route 44A , Dolton, conn. 646-3960 Weekdays: 10am - 1 am Fri. - Sot; 10am - 2am

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