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VolumeFOGHOR 90, Issue 17 University of San Francisco MarchN 16, 1994 PUSH Scaffold Grog brawl ends with arrests goes up again Patricia Dolphin Kelly Sullivan Foghorn Staff Editor-in-Chief

Five USF students were arrested on campus Pi Kappa Phi's annual PUSH America for public drunkenness by the San Francisco scaffold will be erected this week in Harney Police Departmeri on Thursday, March 3 at Plaza. This marks Pi Kappa Phi's first major 2 a.m. They were detained for several hours event this semester that promotes PUSH but were notcharged with any criminalacrivity. America, a non-profit organization serving The events leading to the arrests ofthe students people with disabilities and the national included an alcohol-related fight which took outreach project of Pi Kappa Phi fraternity. place outside ofthe University Center building. Dave Balahadia, a brother of Pi Kappa Phi To celebrate Humpday, or Wednesday, the and the PUSH America chairman, said that Fog and Grog and Crossroads held a Humpday the purpose ofthe scaffold is to "raise disability Party. The event known as a 'Grog night' awareness on campus and to raise money for meant the bar would be open until about 2 our philanthropy, PUSH America." a.m. Unfortunately, the events took a turn It will be continuously manned for 72 hours, when consumption of alcohol by the patrons beginning at 10 a.m. Wednesday until Friday couldn't be controlled. A fight broke out as a night. An information table will be set up as result, and some officers from The San well, offering literature on PUSH America A student is led away in handcuffs Francisco Police Department, coincidentally and asking for donations. Balahadia said that on campus at the time, called in eight cars, don't you say excuse me?' Maybe I shouldn't didn't think I had any reason to be afraid. As in the past Pi Kappa Phi has raised over $3 about 15 officers and a paddy wagon to help have said anything but he kicked me pretty I was walking out, the group of guys followed million for PUSH America. break it up. hard." Cavalli said the man appeared to be me out and one of them pushed me against the In addition to the scaffold, 10 brothers have According to USF student Kevin Cavalli, a intoxicated and began to get hostile and start wall in front of Crossroads. The rest of them volunteered to spend an entire day (on a shift group of men were sitting around a table a fight with him. "A couple of his friends got started pushing me around and a fight started. basis) in a wheelchair in order to experience behind where he was standing in the Grog up and asked if I had a problem, I told him just I didn't see anv way to get out ofthe fight. I was what it is l'u' to "essentially live their lives as a around 1 a.m. "One of them kicked me in the to forget it and shook his hand trying to make out numbered. I even asked the guy to take it disabled person." Balahadia said that this will back of thelegon purpose and I turned around peace." Expecting an important phone call amongst ourselves. I've never had an enemy at provide "empathy training and more and asked him, 'when you bump in to people about 1:30 a.m., Cavalli left by himself. "I please see "Grog," page three awareness" about living with a disability. A half hour of silence marks the passing of USF student

Kelly Sullivan just stopped beating." Artificial resuscitation Kakolaris as an "overachiever" whom received Editor-in-Chief was performed allowing Kakolaris to breathe various awards throughout high school. They on his own for 10 seconds, but he stopped both decided to come to USF for college. On Tuesday, March 8, flags at USF were again. The Paramedics came and tried to revive Henry said that Kakolaris fell in love with raised half-mast and the Public Safety officers' him again for an hour, but failed. "He died Public Safety immediately. "He liked the radios were silent for a half an hour. These two right there in my arms," Henry said. Kakolaris authority and the power," Henry said. "He gestures were made out of respect for Christos was then taken to Seyton Hospital in Daly first started working at rhe gates and citing Kakolaris, a USF Sophomore International City where he was pronounced dead. tickets, but he wanted to do dispatch," Henry Business and Accounting major, who passed According to a student worker at Campus continued. Kakolaris' goal was to finish college, away on Saturday, March 4 while working out Ministry, Kakolaris had an undiagnosed heart receive his degree, and train to become a police in a gym in Daly City. condition. Henry said that Kakolaris was officer. Henry said that Kakolaris frequendy James Henry, a Sophomore and good friend unaware of any heart condition and that the went on runs with police officers from the of Kakolaris, was with him on Saturday at last physical he had was three years ago in order Richmond station. Giddeon's Gym where they spent the afternoon to play football. John Pierucci, a San Francisco police officer lifting weights and working out. Henry said he Henry said that Christos didn't want to go at the Richmond station, remembers Kakolaris went to get a drink of water around 2:30 p.m., see a doctor and always joked, "I'm going to as being a "good kid." "In my busy schedule, he returned only minutes later and Kakolaris pay money to a doctor j ust so he can tell me to I could always count on Christos to come was gone. He said he heard a person near him lose weight?" through," he said. Pierucci said that Kakolaris say, "Your buddy's on the floor." Henry said Henry remembers Kakolaris for his infinite visited him at the police station often, asking Christos Kakolaris, 1974-1994 that Kakolaris was laying on the floor face loyalty to his high school at Archbishop questions and always interesred in how things down. Henry thought that he was resting, but Reardon and his great involvement in Public were done. Ultimately, Kakolaris wanted to As well as being a close friend, Pierucci he said that when he looked closer he saw that Safety at USF as a student worker. They gain experience as a police officer in order to considers Kakolaris to be a part of his family. he "was purple and not breathing... He had attended high school together where Kakolaris become a secret service agent, Pierucci said. He first met Kakolaris at Archbishop Reardon collapsed face down." was involved in student government and the "He considered it to be such an important when he was a student. "He became a really According to Henry, "His (Kakolaris') heart varsiry football team. Henry described job." please see "Christos," page three

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Cavalli said he believed if a Public Safety the Grog. of all the individuals involved, but because no Grog fight officer had been outside ofthe Grog when the ASUSF President Bill Jordan said as a result criminal charges were filed at this point, it's continued from front page incident occurred, the officer would have seen of a meeting held last week to discuss new outof theirhands. "The incident was basically this school since I've been here," he said. the men follow him out and the fight wouldn't guidelines, a memo oudining new procedures handed to Student Affairs and administrative Cavalli remembered being wrestled to the have taken place. was issued ro Jordan-Cox by members of discipline action is being taken," Johnson said. ground and said he tried to protect himself. "I Usually in the case of an ASAP event Public ASAP and PFM. According to Director of Cavalli said he had an opportunity to press don't remember exacdy how many guys were Safety officers are called to guard the door as a Public Safety Nate Johnson, the person staffing charges against the men, but declined because hitting me. I think there were about four or precaution. In this case, they were not notified. the door at the March 2 event left the door to he didn't want the incident to be carried on five of them. A friend of mine came out ASAP Programming Coordinator Katie go to the restroom, and at one point in the any further. looking for me and when he saw what was Hansen, realized the mistake. "We basically evening, there was no one checking ID's. The "I was surprised when I received a letter the happening, ran over and tried to get me outof forgot to request any Public Safety officers for memo addressed this issue and ensured there other day to be at a disciplinary hearing. From it. Another friend came out and yelled back to the event In thiscase, something was obviously would be a staff member for the event at the what I understand, it's standard procedure but my friends still in the Grog. My friends came overlooked, but we don't want it to reflect door at all times checking two forms of ID's. after meeting with Darnita Killian, Assistant out and started pulling guys offo f me," he said. badly on the Grog. We know we made a Other procedures include Grog employees be Vice President for Student Affairs, about it Cavalli said one ofthe men punched him in mistake and the only thing we can do is take held responsible for observing Grog patrons. Friday, I was told the outcome can be anything the mouth. "He put a huge hole in my lip. I measures not to make any future mistakes." A person exhibiting behaviors that indicated from a warning to expulsion. I'm the first remember throwing punches back to protect Another concern about the event is the they were intoxicated would be asked to leave person she's spoken with so I'll find out the myself and I fractured my pinkie finger." possibility that minors obtained access into the bar. Extra training of Grog employees will results by Wednesday. I have a problem with Cavalli said the fight was over so quickly the the Grog and consumed alcohol. The take place as noted in the procedures, and this, I've never been in trouble before on next thing he remembered was looking up and responsibility to fake care of having securi ty on extrasteps will be taken to ensure Public Safety campus. When I went in her office she had a seeing blood all over his sweatshirt. the premises lies with ASAP, and it is PFM's be notified of all events and are at rhe events. big stack of folders on her desk of people she When asked to give their side ofthe incident, responsibility to have someone checking ID's Johnson said afewotherpossible procedures still needed to talk to," Cavalli said. the other party involved refused to give a outside of the Grog. may include coding USF identification cards Jordan said ASUSF will continue to work statement. One ofthe men said, "J ust forget Last week, Carmen Jordan-Cox, Vice to make people aware the person is of legal with Public Safety and Student Affairs until about it, why don't you let the incident just President of Student Affairs, issued a memo drinking age and people's bags and clothing the issue is completely resolved. blow over?" after the incident, demanding the Grog remain may be checked at the door of the Grog for The next Grog night event is planned for Cavalli said the fightmadeits way out ofthe closed until a new plan was implemented to alcohol. later this semester under the newly approved door until finally Public Safety intervened. address underage drinking and other issues at Johnson said Public Safety knows the names guidelines.

Over 500 people paid their respects at the Christos funeral held at Holy Trinity, Henry said. A police escort blocked all fivelane s ofthe freeway continued from front page on the way to the burial. good friend." Pierucci said that Kakolaris was Red ribbons were worn over the badges of always happy to take his wife shopping or the Public Safety officers in memoryofChristos babysit his daughter, who affectionately called Kakolaris on Tuesday, March 8. Their radios him "Uncle Christos." were quiet and solemn between 1:00 and 1:30 "I had breakfast with Christos the Thursday p.m. The only thing that could be heard was before he died," Pierucci said. Kakolaris had voices murmuring messages to Kakolaris. justgotten the highest gradeon his Ac counting "Christos was a super, nice person. He never midterm and had planned a date forSaturda y said anything bad about anyone," Director of night. "He told me that his life couldn't get Public Safety Nate Johnson said. "I have no any better than this." doubt he's up with God right now."

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March 16, 1994 Page 3 USF Recycles readjusts after cutback in dorm recycling

Matthew Fernandes Educational efforts are being made by USF recycling, the Office of Environmental Safety is being studied as a possible site. Recycles but most people agree that petfect is currently developing a composting program The reinstatement of dorm recycling by Foghorn Staff Writer recycling habits for the entire University which would further their goals to reduce floor, though, is of primary importance to community is an unrealistic goal. landfill-bound waste. The pilot project, those who are concerned with the University's "It is going to be the law. Everyone in the "We need to educate the campus," said Joe overseen by Shearer, involves the breakdown waste output. Possible solutions being dorms must realize that they will have to Murphy, Environmental Safety Specialist in of food and vegetation by worms into a soil­ considered include the assignmentofaseparate recycle more or they will be breaking the law," the Office of Plant Services. "Part of the like substance. The finished, or 'digested', recycling room on each floor away from rhe said Environmental Science/Biology major problem was that people were not recycling compost pile is about half the size of the bathrooms. Also being considered is a shift to Russ Shearer. He was referring to the limited properly." According to Murphy, errors such original pile and is valued by gardeners for it's a personal recycling system in which each recycling program in the dormitories and how as misplaced items and trash produce natural fertilizing qualities. Composting could room would receive a recycling bin, much like the law could influence futute decisions unnecessary labor for his staff. In USF's 'pre­ become a permanent practice at USF. rhe city's program. A new plan is expected to concerning recycling. sort' system, M urphy adds, "having to sort out Underhill, near RO.T.C. and rhe tennis courts, go into effect this summer. Since last September, USF Recycles, now in a mix of botdes, cans and plastics is very time its fifth year of operation, is missing much of consuming and ultimately hurts the program." what used to be the program's staple materials: The mixing of computer and white paper with bottles and cans. This year's lack of full scale other types also downgrades the value of R.A.s lack first aid training recycling endangers USF's ability to comply recycled paper loads. with Assembly Bill 939, a recent state law Recycling, as ecologically important as it is, Laura Rapozo Healy. If an emergency situation arose, most limiting landfill-bound waste. As Residence is not a lucrative industry. Some materials are Foghorn Staff Writer RA.s who are not nursing or pre-medical Life looks for a way to re-institute dorm not worth much when trade-in time comes. majors, couldn't do more than watchand wait recycling on all floors, the University's recyclers REA collection center, which collects all of A resident falls to the ground, and begins to for Public Safety as their residents lay on the take what they can get as they wait for a new USF's recyclables, receives just $40 for each have seizures. What does a Resident Advisor floor. plan to be unveiled. ton of cardboard they bail. Other materials are do? Of course, call Public Safety immediately. "I t is a good idea that everybody know CPR LastFall, the decision was made by Residence more in demand such as glass ($.02 1/2/ But what if the student needs help right away? because it can be handy, but you can get Life to discontinue floor by floor recycling. bottle), aluminum ($.67/lb.), and computer Does the R.A just watch and wait? training anywhere," said Kerrie Harthan, Hayes Gary Maslowski, Director of Residence Life, paper ($.04/lb.) For this reason, USF Recycles Apparently, this is exacdy what should Healy Hall Director. attributed the decision to overloaded bins, runs on a deficit. Recycling bins are about $50 happen in this scenario and others like it. Gary "In an extreme situation," Wright said, "if unsanitary conditions such as the presence of each and $28,000 is needed annually for Maslowski, Director of Residence Life, said there is two minutes in between the time you fruitflies, and potential fire hazards. The salaries. The money received from REA does anything that is beyond a basic scratch should can get to a phone to call Public Safety and the "revised recycling" plan, which Maslowski not meet these needs. be handled by Public Safety. time it takes them to anive on the scene, if stated is temporary, permits only one barrel The sharp cutback of glass and aluminum The USF Resident Advisors go through someone requires CPR right away, and you've for each type of recyclable on rhe ground floor from dormitories has added new tensions on rigorous one-week training sessions once every not been trained in it as part of your RA. job, of each building. USF Recycles' budget. The program has semester, but they are never trained and certified and you don't know it from anywhere else, "We (Residence Life) philosophically believe always relied on these two materials as their in first aid, cardiopulmonary resuscitation that person's life could be lost." in recycling," said Maslowski. "Ifafire marshal moneymakers. A 60% drop was found in the (CPR), or on basic medical emergency "There are some liability issues," Maslowski came...we would have been cited for a fire total amount of bottles and cans collected situations that could arise. said, "which deals with the question of how hazard." Certain floors which consumed more campus wide, according to the Office of "We are expected to be able to respond in much do we want to say our staff are trained to in quantity than other floors (such as those in Environmental Science. REA recycler Bill emergency situations, yet we are not given do." Phelan Hall) needed more frequent pick-up Bomberger noticed a significant drop in glass adequate first aid training," said Alene Wright, Most of the training received during rhe days, according to Maslowski. Botdes and and aluminum from USF since the fall semester a second year RA. on the ninth floor of Hayes please see Training," page five cans, which were not being cleaned out, would began. "Paper seems to be their collect fruit flies in or near some floor main product now," he said. "I'm bathtooms. "They (USF Recycles) promised sure they're losing money." YOUTH TENNIS MIDAIIOI m lomm ctLUOim us that they were prepared to clear the Regatdless of its deficit, USF USF (415) 454-1644 bathrooms all the time and what resulted was Recycles must continue to play a UNIVERSITY OF SAN FRANCISCO continual overload," he added. vital role on the USF campus, SCHOOL OF EDUCATION The decision to eliminate recycling on each according to Murphy. In response TELEPHONE (418) 66*6868 floor disappointed many students. One Phelan to Assembly Bill 939, enacted in Hall resident made plans to supply his floor 1989, the Office of Environmental Sf/f... with makeshift bins but was swayed against Science is currently gearing up to the idea as the prospect of communal charges meet its requirement of a 25% for 'garbage' in the halls arose. Those who reduction in solid waste (common work for USF Recycles were most outspoken garbage) by 1995- The law was Personal AcademiHUMc Succesuccesss SkillS s about the issue. "This can't last," said Zappa enacted due to the growing concern Kennedy, Student Manager of USF Recycles. over landfill usage. According to TUTOR "All I can say is, this is bullshit!" Kennedy's the Califotnia EPA, most of the words echoed those of John Haskins, one of states' landfill space will be the founders ofUSF Recycles, when he learned exhausted by the mid-1990s. The Make a difference! Volunteer ofthe modified recycling. bill also calls for a 50% reduction as a tutor and help grade school kids improve their academic skills, and motivate them to stay in school. One explanation for rhe presence of fruitflies by the year 2000. was faulty recycling habits by dotm residents. 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Page 4 March 16, 1994 situations they are trained to deal with are in BRENDA BARRETT case of earthquakes or fires: how to explain to SPECIAL TO THE FOGHORN An open Training residents about evacuation procedures, and in JE NE SAIS QU01 continued from page four an actual earthquake or fire, how to be certain letter from weeks of training are strictly theory: that residents have heard the alarm and are interpersonal communication; group leaving the building quickly and effectively. As I was sipping my third Bailey's and dynamics; how to build community, signs of Hat than said that the Office of Residence Cream on the last thirteen hour leg ofmy Fr. Schlegel eating disorders, alcoholism, suicide Life does not have the time nor money to trip back from South Africa, I suddenly contemplation and sexual assault, and how to incorporate medical training for RA.s. "We realized something. This is noteworthy in TO: The University Community deal with these situations; and pro-active skills only have a limited amount of time (for and of itself. The point, however, is that FROM: Fr. John P. Schlegel, S.J. to help residents help themselves. "After training), and we try to squeeze as much as the obvious finally dawned on me: my one March 9,1994 training, we are experts in dealing with possible in two weeks," said Maslowski. year in Africa was over, and the closer I roommate conflicts and confronting a resident Maslowski said he may bring back RAs a with an alcohol problem, yet we are told we day earlier for Fall training, which would allow came to arriving back in the States, the The University's Institutional Policy on can't help our residents if they are physically more time to offer some kind of basic medical more distant, removed and unattached I Freedom of Expression was adopted as an hurt," Ellie Clifford, first year Hayes-Healy training. "We will check with experts in the felt from it. I was becoming more perplexed, administrative policy by the Board of fifth floor RA. said. field to find out what exactly their so I ordered another drink. I simply Trustees in March 1990 and went into "We don't incorporate medical training recommendations would be as far as training couldn't put a finger on how I was feeling, efTect with the commencement ofthe 1990- into the sessions because it is not part of an for RAs," said Maslowski. He is still uncertain besides tipsy. I decided that I had developed 91 academic year. As is the practice with RA's responsibility, it is just not part ofthe if medical training will be provided and if so, a love/hate relationship with South Africa. any administrative policy, the Institutional RA. job," said Harthan. The only emergency what kind of training will be provided. I hated to love it basically. I needed to do Policy is subject to periodic review by the something to appease my mind. I felt like Committee on Student Freedoms and I was going nuts. I needed to reconcile the Responsibilities. This is one of several dissonance between my rational mind and University standing committees and is The 1994-95 class schedules will my emotional mind. I needed to write. composed of graduate and undergraduate That's when it happened. I knew right students, faculty, and administrators. then that anything I wrote about my trip be available on April 4. They can would have a certain....je ne sais quoi. During the 1992-93 review of the Somehownothingin French sounds better Institutional Policy, the Committee than in English. Anyway, voila.' In typical be picked up at the Office of the deliberated and debated several concerns Barrett fashion, however, I've fudged the submitted by various campus timing. I have waited until the most constituencies. One overarching concern Registrars (Campion B-6) or any inappropriate time to begin enlightening was to find language that would balance the masses at USF. We're well into the (a) the freedoms that students perceive as semester and the novelty has worn off. I'm of the Deans' offices. important to their autonomy and (b) the just normal again. Basically, as my friend rights of the University to protect and said to me, my statute of limitation on the shell shock thine has expired. Now I'm uphold its Catholic values and traditions. Revisions were made to the Institutional just like the hordes ot other former study Policy in June 1993, which incotporated abroad student who reminisce about their recommendations offered by both the glory day outside ofthe U.S. of A. I'm not Committee and executive officers of the EASTER BASKETS ARE NOW ON special anymore. But I couldn't let it go. I institution. still can't, so here I go. So from now on, SALE AT MAINSTREET MARKET expect the unexpected. In recent weeks, confusion has arisen My initial reactions to what used to be over the interpretation of the language normal are the most telling examples of regulating certain kinds of expression, just exactly how much I wasn't used to the activity, and association. In response, I am West anymore. The grocery store was too asking the Committee on Student much to handle. For three weeks, every Freedoms and Responsibilities-as part of time I tried to shop there my eyes would its annual review process—to present me bug out, I would start breathing erratically with specific tecommendations that will and saying aloud in a whisper, "No way, provide students with the freedoms that no way, no way," then I'd leave. I was they desire while holding students to certain amazed at all the choices I had, and amazed responsibilities for those expressions within at all the fat-free food. It seems like we've a Catholic environment. The objective of perfected mean of guiltless gourmet. Now the review process is to develop policy finally, we can eat whatever we want, and it doesn't count. I was also amazed at the language that ensures student freedom of changes right her on campus. Talk about speech and association while allowing the priorities: cable television, more flowers, University to exercise its right to protect more VCRs in Presentation than in the and uphold its mission and its Catholic entire country of Zambia, astudent-run 7- values and traditions. 11, etc. I'm happy to notice, however, that there have been some really substantial The Committee, whose membership is additions to our faculty and lot happening: to be expanded, is expected to submit its namely the PSA Conference in April on recommendations to me by May 20,1994. campus (I admit this is free advertising). Members of the University community Anyway, the Grog is calling, so I bid you are invited to submit their written FLEXI UPDATE AS OF MARCH 16: adieu. One particular phrase in the Zulu comments to David Bush, chair of the language has a cool ring to it: Hamba Committee on Student Freedoms and FLEXI FLEXI PLUS FLEXI MAXI Kahle, which means, "Go well." So these Responsibilities, University Center 301. 613 711 809 are the words I leave you with...until next week, Hamba Kahle.

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LONE MOUNTAIN LIBRARY DEBATES RAGES ON... CLAIRE MINERVA, PART XVI

Dear Editor, Dear Editor, Dear Kelly,

The President ofthe University of San Francisco seems to I would like to comment on the letter written last week by I would like to give you my petspective, as an administrator, have adopted an old point of view. He seems to believe that it Bruce Mann concerning the new operating hours of Lone on the incidents you described in your recent Foghorn editorial. is not the quantity of time but the quality of time a student Mountain Library. The Lone Mountain Library used to be the For the record, you did not recommend that I write a Letter should spend studying. only 24-hour study area on campus. Fr. Schlegel complained to the Editor during any of the phone conversations I had with I say this because I am concerned about the 10:00pm closing ofthe "abuse" ofthe library by non-USF students. Closing the you. You merely told me that you had not spoken with the of the library at Lone Mountain. library at 10:00p.m. does not ensure non-USF students will student involved and seemed genuinely surprised that the I have many experiences of studying for an exam well into the not use the library; any person can enter the building during the student did not exist. night, and I used to do this at Lone Mountain. Now I can no day and use the area. Is it not Public Safety's responsibility to I appreciate your admiration for Fr. Lo Schiavo and Bill longet do this. Like most students thete ate times when I just protect the students and property from those outside the Hogan, who took your advice and responded in writing. I don't cannot study, so I put it off and start later. The problem now University? Why not have Public Safety officers ask for ID's believe, however, mat the Chancellor of the University nor the is, if I study at Lone Mountain I am thrown out at 10:00pm. from students every hour or two between the hours of 10:00p.m. Director of Athletics would have written letters to a fictitious Where should I go? To Campion, well the seats are hard the and 5:00a.m.? I have also heard of a new security system for person. area is noisy and it is generally not conducive to effective study. Lone Mountain campus where students show theit student As practice, I do not write letters to anonymous persons for Should I go to Parina? Ifyou go there you will find this is ID's to a carhera and the residence life personnel on staffadmit s one simple reason: I support the strength of character and generally used for group study, again not the most helpful the student to the building. If this plan is implemented, how conviction evidenced by persons who come forward to work atmosphere for good studying. Should I go to Gleeson? Well can a non-USF student enter the building at night? toward solutions. If this student had spoken to you and was even here I will get thrown out at the midnight hour. As for the abuse ofthe library, if any property is so valuable promised anonymity, that would have been a very different The President is concerned about the trashing ofthe library. that USF can not afford to lose it, those objects should either matter. This student, however, wrote a letter and masked his/ I suggest to him, that while people may eat and drink there, be protected or moved to a safer location. I do not understand her identity thereby escaping work to correct the situation (and they almost always carry there rubbish out with them. So I do Fr. Schlegel's concerns. A university's fitst priority should be responsibility for his/ heractions). I cannot support this approach not accept his viewpoint. to ensure an exceptional education for its students. Collecting as I find it irresponsible behavior. I am disappointed that you I have never seen any damaged books or cases at the library, and preserving objects and art can also be important, but thought I was ignoring the problem by my focus on the so I think that most students know how to respect property. should in no way interfere with the students' education. Fr. student's identity. This was a mattet of principle for me, a I challenge the school to rid the library of non-USF users and Schlegel seems to view these as reversed. If it is impossible to principle that I operate under both professionally and personally. open the library to the users who pay $ 13,000 a year for its full remove the valuables fromLon e Mountain and Lone Mountain Kelly, you and I have worked together on various projects, use. must be closed, it is Fr. Schlegel's responsibility to establish an and I know you to be a hardworking and a loyal USF student. equally suitable area for 24-hour study. The commuter lounge My message to you is this: When you are given the power to Lars Instanes and dorm rooms do not meet this requirement Students at the influence - and your position as Editor is one such opportunity Hospitality Management University of San Francisco pay approximately $12, 500 per - use this power responsibly and with consideration to all year for tuition, and I, personally, would rather pay for a 24- people involved. I strive to do the same in my position. hour study facility. If you would like to discuss this matter with me further, I would be more than happy to meet with you. You can make an Dear Editor, Christina Codemo appointment with my assistant, Louisa. Senior, Environmental Science I write to suppot t the opinion of Bruce Mann. He wrote to Sincerely, the Foghorn a few weeks ago to voice his concerns about the closure ofthe Lone Mountain Library at 10:00pm. MULTI-WHAT, GEORGE? He cited a very good point, namely, Lone Mountain Library Eugene Muscat was closed to prevent non-USF students from using it. But, as Dear Editor, Associate Dean of McLaren School ofBusiness he points out non-USF students presumably still able to use it before After readingGeorgeNeumayer'sarticleentided, "Do Politics THANKS, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME the cutfew comes into effect. and USF Mix," I felt that I needed to respond to Mr.. Mt. Mann also suggested that non-USF students could still Neumayer's comments. It seems obvious that Mr. Neumayr use other parts of the school without having to show any ought to pick up a FogcuttennA read the University's Statement Dear Editor, student I.D. Such areas could be Harney computer room, of Mission before he makes comments about it. The Mission where there are expensive machines. Such areas could be the statement slates that the University strives to, "Prepare men Thank you for your coverage of the plight of Professor Campion Commuter Lounge. Such areas could be the Parina and women to shape a multicultural wotld with creativity, Shimazu in the February 22nd issue ofthe Foghorn. Lounge. If the school is so concerned about trespassers using generosity, and compassion." Your readers may be interested in knowing that the number USF property, our property, should they not instigate acampus In order to live up to this part, or for that matter any part, of of students who wrote to Dean Nel to voice their support for wide security blanket after the 10:00pm hour? the Mission Statement, we need to create an environment in Professor Shimazu did finally receive responses—though quite I firmlyhop e that the President of out school will listen to the which everyone is on a level field.Ho w can one seek truth and negative—in return. To any students who may be reading this: students and re-open the Lone Mountain Library to its previous knowledge if the tables are turned against them? We need to Do you have any favorite professors here at USF? A teachet(s) unrestricted hours. foster an atmosphere where everyone feels comfortable in who may have encouraged you, inspired you, or helped you to expressing her or his own opinion. find an area of interest? Well the many supporters of Professor Erik Borsheim Mr. Neumayr goes as far as to say that we need to choose Shimazu can easily tell you that no professor's job is safe at this Finance Major between unity and diversity. Mr. Neumayr is implying that university—no matter how long they've been here, no matter these two values can not co-exist. I believe that that is false. The how highly regarded they may be, no matter how much effort world in which we live in is truly multicultural, and yet there the students make on their behalf, no matter how many public KUDOS TO KELLY seems to be unity in a lot of places. It is important to value our appeals are made, no matter how many meetings are held differences and share them with everyone. At Santa Clira concerning the issue. Dear Editor, University, they have a saying which I think is very relevant: Professor Shimazu has dedicated 15 years to this university Unity + Divetsity = University. In the University setting is a by virtually single-handedly developing the Japanese language program here at USF. His student ratings are far above average, I have been a reader ofthe Foghorn since 1988, first as a great place to learn to value one anothers differences and his supporters are numerous, including members ofthe Modern graduate student and now as a member ofthe faculty. Under respect one another. If we do not learn that now, we are going Languages department, administrative staff, and of course, us, the leadership of Ms. Sullivan, there has been a notable to have a tough time adjusting to the real world. his students. Not only was he passed up for the tenure track two improvement in the editorial and reporting quality of the In the end, the Advisory Committee on the Status of years in a row (why? we haven't figuredou t yet), but he is also publication. As a window to the University, a campus newspaper Women can only help to support the Mission Statement ofthe losing his position as Assistant Professor. I think there is more should reflect the diversity of opinions and views held by all Univetsity. The committee will help to create an environment going on here. Only university politics or personal grudges students. Keep up the good wotk! where all within the USF campus can feel like an equal member of our community. Only when this happens can we live up to could so easily dismiss one of the university's most worthy professors. Sincerely, our Statement of Mission of seeking, "knowledge, love and the dissemination of truth unreservedly." Robert King Kennedy Clay Deprtment of Economics Bill Jordan, ASUSF President English Major with Writing Emphasis - Japanese Minor Senior/ Politics

Page 6 Editorial Letters PARENTAL DISCRETION San nnnciaco

NOT ADVISED ALLEGATIONS "UNPROFFESSIONAL" FOGHORN 90TH YEAR STAFF To this day, students and other members of the USF community ask me about the hotly Dear Editor, "Get up off your sedentary duffs and make a difference" debated, much anticipated article regarding • Christina Pirozzi the sexual harassment complaint filed by four In response to Wednesday, March 6 featured article in the Foghorn, and in response to the copious gossip which has been infiltrating the English professors that appeared in the last Kelly M. Sullivan conversations of most ofthe English majors at this institution, I would issue of the Foghorn. A full week after that Editor-in-Chief like to express my concern. The allegations made by professors: Patricia particular issue was out, one of my media Hill, Carolyn Brown, Melinda Knight, and Tracy Seely against the David R. Perry classes was spent dissecting my article line by other members ofthe English Department faculty are both hyperbolic Production Chief line. and unprofessional. These allegations are contradictory in factual Benjamin J. Turner The day the Foghorn was to be distributed evidence and are detrimental to the unity of the department. The Production Assistant on campus, many USF people came up to me attempts to keep this issue unexposed have been substandard, as this is Inger Klekacz saying "I heard you're running a hot one this the pt imary topic of conversation as of lace. Without concrete evidence, Photographic Editor week." A hot one? I shrugged my shoulders such allegations are simply rendered opaque. and went about my business. It has been made apparent to me, that the only female faculty member Agnes B. Lake That particular article was no different than who stands on the side ofthe accused was placed there for the simple Copy Editor reason that she took the option to remain uninvolved with the any other the Foghorn has run. Its purpose was James S. Tedford proceedings. I have also been told that several students wete coerced to to report a timely news piece and present News Editor question the competency of this professor. As this may have a tenuous students with undisputed facts. In short, I was validity, I cannot release their identities. The solicitation of derogatory Patricia Dolphin simply doing my job. Students, staff and letters is an insidious act of antagonism which is legally defined as Profile Editor administrators have questioned why I ran the slander. This professor is one of the finest and most intellectually Christina Pirozzi article. "Why now?" they asked. "Why can't inspiring professors I have had in the English Department. I therefore Entertainment Editor you leave it alone?" My feeling is that if this seriously hope that the attention on het competency is purely speculative. sort ofbehavior could exist on an administrative However, this is an unnecessary emotional stiain which inevitably will Pete Schneider SportsWeek Editor and faculty level, it is possible that it could be effect her. happening on a student level as well. By not The virtual "bandwagon" upon which these professors have chosen Photographic Staff reporting this complaint, I would be doing a to ride only emphasizes the biased stance of the tetaliatory actions, Sarah Abell which are too often taken out of aggression. This entire case is Daniel Hollander disservice to the students at USF, people whom reminiscent of McCarthy-ism, and were it not for its serious nature, Rod Garcia may have experience a similar behavior but do Suzanne Goltz would be considered comical. not know who to turn to. Seth Kalman How am I, as apotential academicsupposed to perceive this situation? Angela Summa I know for a fact that certain members ofthe It is devastating that the women who wete once my role models are administration discrediting themselves by ovet looking the mature method of absolving Ian Rowe Advertising Manager were not completely happy with the fact that their problems, negotiation. There is also a commentary to be made the article was to be run. (Though how they about America, as lawsuits ought not to be a replacement for misplaced Jody Stonehocker knew I'll never know). Just a few days ago, I aggression. I cannot speak ofthe motivations behind these allegations. Asst. Ad Manager received a brief note from Fr. Schlegel that was I can, howevet speak in defense and support of the members of the attached to the Stanford student newspaper. 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March 16, 1994 Page 7 Forum Q MATTHEW LOCKWOOD POLITICS - SOPHOMORE WHY JOE CARROLL SHOULD CHECK HIS FACTS ABOUT HEALTH CARE

I would like to take issue with Joe Carroll's Congressional Budget Office to support his governmental control of health care costs "some article "Why America Should Reject Clinton's argument. In fact, a majority of the information of the (growth in administrative expenses may Health Care Plan." It seems that Joe has only coming out of the CBO cries for a national health have succeeded in reducing the amount of gained his facts from Rush Limbaugh's best seller care plan. Here are some facts from the CBO: unneeded treatment, thus helping to control, rather See, I Told You So and has, it seems, failed to do any If current policies are not altered, health care that raise, overall costs, yet would not necessarily research on the subject ofthe Health Care proposal. spending in the US will rise from 12% of the GNP lead to limits on medical goods and services Ignoring his esoteric argumentation about to 18% by the year 2000. available to consumers." "utopian health care," and his typical adoration of [Unless reform is instituted] Health programs are Finally, Joe talks about the 'welfare state' and right wing demagogues, I take issue with the crux the only major category (except interest payments how Clinton is a proponent of such a state. Where of his argument, the cost of the proposed health on the debt) that is expected to increase in the 1990's. he gets this information is beyond me. As governor care plan, and the effects of governmental Holding health spending to its current share of Arkansas, Bill Clinton, along with the governor intervention in health care. (Clinton's plan) would push the federal deficit of Delaware "were the National Governors' Joe has become an expert on government health back down to the levels of the 1960-1980 Association's lead governors for welfare care plans because he traveled to Europe last period.(The time of mepredominantly Democratic reform."(ACoIR). Joe is right about the problems semester, as if a vacation in Europe suddenly party administrations, before the Republican of Medicare and Medicaid, yet he does not give makes him an authority on the subject. In his administrations skyrocketed the deficit) credit to the Democratic Congress for their Family article, he compares the problems of the English [A Health Care plan that would control] health Support Act, which "provides a framework for health care program to Clinton's proposed care costs would significantly benefit the economy. restructuring policies and strategies to eliminate program. In fact, the proposed U.S. system does Lower health care costs would allow state and barriers that prevent an individual from entering not resemble the English system. "Unlike a national local governments to spend more money on the economic mainstream."(ACoIR). health service, such as that in Great Britain, an programs that may enhance economic Joe could try to present a credible argument for NHI (Clinton's proposed plan) system is rooted in performance, such as education, infrastructure, or opposing the Clinton Health Care plan, and he private medical care. An NHI acts as the paying research and development. would benefit himself, and possibly many of us by agent, just as private insurance companies do in The growth of the federal deficit as a result of doing so. Yet, in following the party line of the the US. Doctors remain private practitioners, not uncontrolled health care costs is likely to hold extreme right's blowhole, Rush Limbaugh, he has civil servants." (Advisory Commission on down the growth and productivity and the overall slighted himself and missed the opportunity to Intergovernmental Relations). Saying that growth rate of the economy. really examine Clinton's proposed plan. By not Clinton's plan is socialized medicine is like saying Joe talks about 'massive bureaucracies' that will carefully checking his facts and fieures. he has that having your insurance company pay for car bog down and increase the costs of government in distorted a credible attempt by the current repairs is the communist way of doing things. relation to health care, and reduce the quality of administration to strengthen America's health care In his article, Joe misuses statistics from the health care. In fact, the CBO states that in system and reduce the Federal deficit.

MATTHEW FAHEY ENGLISH, PHILOSOPHY - JUNIOR REALITY BYTES

Am I the only one who doesn't care? Am I the agenda and choice editing and picture focus. Bobbits starring tonight on channel seven? only one who feels that my life is filled with People are presented to the world on a small Suddenly, dirty laundry becomes the shirt that enough trials and tribulations of its own without screen-like stage and we sit in our living room everybody else wears, just not us. We have become having to worry about the tragic events of others? turning our thumbs up or down, depending on a nation of voyeurs where our problems are Maybe so, judging from the extremely high ratings what we are allowed to believe by the gatekeepers suspended for a moment or so, until news people the network news and Olympics has generated so in the newsroom. Unfortunately, reality and fiction can dig up the next soap opera. Whether we hope far by focusing, not on information and actual become blurred and what is felt and what is not is the skater will fall or not tells a lot about our own competition, but on who has fallen and who has misconstrued. Our feelings are left in constant sense of self worth — by even caring about what stayed standing. flux until the drama pans out and somebody happens we are transported from arm chair The media is responsible for breaking down breaks down and cries, ends up in jail, or one observer into actually competing in the event — human drama into two second schisms of comedy skater is left fallen on the ice while another is we are involved emotionally. When our hero wins and tragedy—the recourse from this is it forces us flying around the rink, arms waving wildly — we feel it, and when the bad villian goes down we (in order to actually feel) to place people and our perfect for a Coca-Cola commercial. Left then to feel that we are happy and the world is a safe place emotions, into either one of those binary structures. ponder is the fact that the television becomes the to live again, and our thirst for justice and revenge Athletes cease being physical competitors and choice tool for anchoring our thoughts and feelings is quenched. turn into modern day protagonists in some about the world in which we live...and die. We Shakespeare wrote, "All the world is a stage and mythological Greek-Olympic- tragedy. Outside the cannot change the channel of our soul without we are just the players." But what most people do Olympic realm, on the talk shows (modern day seeing somebody fall from social grace like Tonya not realize is that the theater is made of glass like stonings) and nightly news casts, modern day Harding hitting the ice, or Michael Jackson reduced that found in the television screen, and for those citizens become anti-heroes, villians, and heroes, to a video-byte of a drug addict, and molester. who throw stones — your world may be the next depending on the media's slanted news edge As for comedy, how about Woody Allen and the to come crashing down.

Page 8 March GINNY WARD a MELISA TINTOCALIS BILL KONRAD ARE SENIOR - HISTORY MODEL ARAB LEAGUE The Question Ladies The Arab world is a global region that far delegation had its own agenda and goals, and I transcends its relationship to Israel — a found myself getting legitimately stressed out when What advice would relationship which, unfortunately, seems to Egypt's aspirations were compromised. The goal of provide the only general definition of the every committee is to get their resolutions passed— you give a leprechaun Middle East to the American public. first within the committees, then at the Summit going on a date with Everyone has their own opinion about the meeting. This is often impossible, and you spend Arab/Israeli problem, but these opinions are most of the time jockeying for position by making Kathy Ireland? often vague and dogmatic. This is only natural, deals and concessions. I guess it was my first for the majority of U.S. citizens have never experience in the "real world" — or at least a cheap been exposed to either side's cultural and/or imitation of it. The model probably is a reflection of "Take a breath political intricacies. This is especially true with what goes on behind the closed doors of international mint." respect to Arab society which lacks the cohesive politics. Laurent Martini Junior and influential presence that the strong Jewish The catch-phrase for this, I suppose, is "role- Marketing community in the U.S. provides Israel. playing." We find these and other such words like: Nice, France The USF community, however, is again doing "effective education, improved leadership skills, its part to remedy this situation. For the second intellectual experience" in the model's brochure year in a row, the University will host the West and other propaganda pamphlets.

Coast Model League of Arab States, a program However, it is not necessary to resort to such petty "Ear plugs. Her started in the mid-80s that offers students the language in order to stress the benefits and squeaky voice will opportunity to immerse themselves in the importance of participating in the model. First of all, drive you crazy." history and politics of the Arab world. the research you do to prepare yourself for the Jeff Macon Junior According to the Model League's annual model is engaging. For many of the delegates, it is International Business report, "The Model simulates Arab League the first timethe y ever hear about the rich history of Visalia, CA Summits and are similar in structure and the Arab world. operation to the activities of the Model United Secondly, the three-day event opens many new eyes to the world of cutthroat politics which provides a valuable It is a genuinely fun experience. "I hope you get lesson to those wondering why it lucky and that her takes so damn long to initiate any favorite color is You get to cut class without too action of global scale. green." The model of fers pragmatic value EtherLynn Quiocho First Year Student much guilt, or you can cut the as well — i.e. it is a "resume Global Management booster." Whether your post­ Hawaii tedious committee meetings graduate plans include school or work, both admissions offices and with the wonderful excuse employers look for such activities in the lives of an applicant. (There "Make sure you're are also opportunities to win that you have class. ion stilts that night. awards, and if your interest is in You would not want the Middle East, the program is a to pass up a kiss Nations." (The Arab League, in fact, pre-dates great place to network with faculty and officials from those pouty the U.N.) already in the field.) ips. Each participating university has a Last, but not least, it is a genuinely fun experience, Mary Francis Heramis Junior delegation of students representing one of the You get to cut class without too much guilt, or you Accounting 21 member states of the Arab League. The can cut the tedious committee meetings with the Pinole, CA delegates then break into groups, joining one wonderful excuse that you have class. A group of us of the League's five standing committees — last year from the various universities within the Political, Economic, Social, Cultural and Political Affairs Committee walked down to Kan Palestinian Affairs. Zaman on Haight Street one Friday night, and we "Request that she Unfortunately, student participation is down smoked and drank and talked for a few hours. The wear a short skirt in this year's Model League. This problem is program is wrapped up on the last night with a very sinee he's so close magnified by the fact that this year, USF is large and festive award's banquet, to the ground. He'll sending two delegations, representing Saudi The 1994 West Coast Model will take place see some action." Arabia and Jordan. Thursday, April 21 - Saturday, April 23. By the way, • Sarah Semelsberger I had the opportunity to participate in the it's free. If you are interested, contact politics Senior program last year, sitting on the political Professor S. Sharma at x-6452. Hospitality Management Mission Viejo, CA committee of USF's Egyptian delegation. Each

1994 Page 9 to Take the Melvins challenge

Christina Pirozzi Entertainment Editor TheMelvins have no masters. Seattle lostirs claim on the trio and San Francisco has been spurned by lead singer Buzz Osbourne for the city of angels. Bassist Mark Deutrom prefers the civility of England while only drummer Dale Crover remains faithful to the Bay Area. They are a nomadic lot who would rather not talkabout the days of pre-grunge, when bands such as Nirvana would follow them like puppies in Aberdeen, Washington. In fact, it was not Sub Pop, but rather theSan Francisco indie label Boner Records that decided to give shelter to these metal infused punks. The Melvins hit the big show three releases later (Ozma, Gluey Porch Treatments andLysol). Today, the group is married to Atlantic Records.The honeymoon is not yet over. The Melvin's debut for their new mate goes by the title Houdini. Itis a trick they pulled outof their hat. Gone is bassist Lori Black (who just so happens to be the daughter of Shirley Temple-Black). In her petite place is Mark Deutrom. The media has taken favorably to the Melvins. Even Prince Cobain touts the band on his "I would be nothing without them" list. Skeptics do exist. A backlash of disgruntled readers wrote to BAM magazine stating their outrage at a cover photo of the group last year. The photo portrayed the devils with their exposed stomachs. Apparently, the tummy of a super model is acceptable, but not that ofthe padded musician. The Melvins gave their usual apathetic response. "They hate the cover. Oh well." scoffed Osbourne. "Read that one quote about positive self image," interjected Crover. Osbourne recited the magazine's rebuttal. "We prefer to think of the pose as positive self-image rather than tastelessness. Enough said." With that issue settled, it was back to the business at hand. "Would you like something delicious to drink?" asked Osbourne. "How about something horrible to drink?" added Crover. The group's pop of choice is Jolt. One is not positive if that extreme caffeine high is necessary for them. "As soon as you leave, we're going to get the old enema bag out. Jolt enemas all the way around," laughed Crover. On the previous evening, this journalist played witness to the metal-core group the Genitortures. Ironically, they happen to perform mock enemas on stage. Sample shots were on hand. Osbourne inquired about my camera prowess. Mocked Osbourne, "We played with them last year. I didn't think there was enough torture for my taste, (thumbing through the photos) There she is doing something to agirl. Did Gen get the enema or receive the enema? This is tame stuff as far as I'm concerned. Yeah, they're from Florida. This is good for Florida. The many faces of the Melvins' King Buzzo This is wild from Florida. Like that. Boy that's scary. Oooh. Like this, this tongue piercing thing. I might be impressed if it proudly names C.O.C. and Flipper among their hit list. my music quiz, from Grand Funk band members to the cast was through his temple. I want something new. Maybe if I was Even glamsters of Kiss share an important link with the roster of Bewitched. from Florida, that would fucking freak me out...But the Melvins. Houdini touts a cover of Kiss' "Going Blind." As a Buzz: Where are you from? pictures are good." Unfortunately, my roll of Melvins film was sign of musician brotherhood, Kiss returned the favor by Foghorn: Florida. not yet processed. "All I do is stare at pictures of myself all day," playing the song at last year's Foundation Forum in L.A. The Dale: Do you like Skynard? teased Osbourne. two groups were able to pall around afterwards. "Gene Simmons Foghorn: (Hesitating) They're O.K. If that day's band chemistry was any indication, the musical did call us up and asked us to come out and play bass and sing Buzz: (slams the table with his Jolt bottle) Skynard is the best process ofthe group can be likened to a walk through a ward with us. And we said..." "No!" shouted Buzz. "No, he came band from Florida. for the disturbed. Osbourne claims the group is working on down and played. He jammed with us on stage. It was great. We Mark: Name one member from Skynard. new material...maybe. "Sort of. It means we're not working on showed him a thing or two," corrected Dale. "He said he never All: Oh, come on! it, but I have some good ideas. 'What song does that sound sounded better in his whole career," joked Buzz. Dale picked Mark: Your staying here depends on it. like?' seems to be the biggest question when we're writing. Does up the jokester tag team, "He said, 'I think I'm going to front Foghorn: Change of subject. How's Adantic treating you? that sound like anything else? Oh, well." laughed Osbourne. a new band and I know you guys go through a lot of bass Mark: Like kings and queens. Reactions are mixed concerning the Melvins live explosion. players, but I think I'm the one.'" The Melvins are proud of Dale: Name a band that did a song called "Kings and Their choice of show bills are often questionable. They have their roots, whether it be Leonard Skynard or Black Flag. Queens." Starts with an 'A'. played alongside polar opposites and fellow freaks ranging One immediately realized that the interview control had to Buzz: Ends with an 'if. from Rush to GWAR One thing is certain. They are loud. be shared. The Melvins are not your dry Q & A band. The Dale: Starts with an 'A'. Allow me to repeat that. They are very, very loud. Audience reliable question: "What is your album process like?" flared Buzz: (laughing) Ends with an 'if. members either writhe in pleasure or stand dumb struck. revelry. "Well, first we practiced. We wrote some songs. Then Foghorn: Shut up. Osbourne, or King Buzzo as he is affectionately called, wails we rehearsed those songs. A lot of burping and farting, j ust like (From the distance a visiting Lori Black calls out, "You gave and screeches. At rimes his style is a belching bellow. Beneath being at summer camp." clarified Dale. "J ust like we always do" it away.") the grunts is forceful music. Crover is an established drummer. said Buzz. "We met Pat Travers and he gave us the thumbs up. Buzz: She doesn't know. In fact, he provided his expertise on Nirvana's intro to college That was good" said an excited Dale. The faux pas was Dale: One of the guys has big lips. radio, Bleach. His wiry frame holds up the seventies infused blundered and an assault of verbal battery ensued. Chastised Foghorn: Could it be Aerosmith? power chords and deep bass. They may be tagged as post-punk, Mark, "This is classic rock, young lady. Get your ass down to Buzz: You got it! Everybody, golf clap. but the hard-core influences are undeniable. In fact, the group Tower record and get yourself a Par Travers CD." Thus began please see "Melvin's," page thirteen

Page 10 March 16, 1994 a.s.; presents: Christina Pirozzi Entertainment Editor IT! ft Green Cheer. Popular Irish musical revelers, TEMPEST, will play A.S A.P.'s NOONER on li ill St. Patty's Day. Ifyou miss the freeHarne y Plaza show, you can also j ig over to club DNA that same night for good old blarney fun. 'UESl iT, MARCH 22 A.S.A.P. Flix. If the local movie theater bleeds your pocket book dry, then head to Harney JHOVTN IN HARNEY 235 235 tomorrow night for "Demolition Man" on March 17 at 9 p.m. .mmmwmm :, ,: .•:; ?M • ADMISSION $1,00 A Band With A Bloody Heart. The Liverpool lads known as Carcass play Berkeley square tonight. The speed-core group once touted gory lyrics and a strong vegetarian ticket. Today, Carcass has broken into alternative listening sects with their more melodic focus. They are brutal a.s.a.p. TUNES presents yet beautiful. March 16. Berkeley Square.

Synth Satans. Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine will play Slim's on Thursday, March 17. The group's firm punk roots have been updated by dance beat keyboards. A band with a buzz, Lotion, plays alongside the nasty boys of CUSM. There is something crude about this show bill, but I promise not to say a thing. $ 10. March 17. Slim's 333 11 the St., SF.

A Bonnie Band. Glasgow group TEXAS have hooked up with Wednesday, March 16 Manchester's JAMES for a feel good Spring tour. TEXAS, the band, claims to have a sparse and open sound not unlike their namesake 6pm at the Grog state. James' Carter vocalist, Tim Booth, can only be explained as a flailing mad man. He will shake the depression out of your twenty-nothing souls with his THURSDAY, MARCH 17 Shaman-like ways. JAMES' last show at Slim's induced a sweaty dancing frenzy. Their live show is tight and polished. It's ST. PATRICK'S DAY refreshing to see a band so together emit an improvisational feel. James proves that Pop nooner: TEMPEST isn'tsuchadirtyword. March 17. Warfield, SF.

12:30pm-l:30pm James play the Warfield ^ Qf ^ ^ ^ Qf The Pacific presents "Welcome To Polynesia." This musical and dance tour ofthe islands brings an RANKIN SCROO authentic touch to this educational show. March 18 & 19 at 8 p.m. and March 19 at4p.m. $12. Tiny Bubbles. Hui O' Hawaii &C Phil Am host a dance from 9 PM until 1 a.m. at the & GINGER Crossroads, March 18.

at the Grog Did someone say cast party? The College Players close their 130th season with "And the World Goes 'Round." The musical is a revue of John Kander and Fred Ebb's most notable tunes. Selections include highlights from Kiss ofthe Spider Woman, All That Jazz, and Cabaret. Group discount tickets are available. Tickets run $5 for students and $8 for general. The production BiiwsiaairiuiaiDsiBs runs until March 19 at Gill Theater. Show 8 p.m. a.s.a.p. laughs Never Trust A Junkie. Ryko Record's Morphine head back to San Francisco with a one show only appearance at the Victoria Theatre on March 19. Last time round, the much hyped trio on a most excellent come&u played sold out shows everywhere they set their gear up. One must admit that she first saw this night! Q4Jau to go ^atbiL amazing Boston band on Conan O'Brien's Late Night (O.K. he's not David, but you have to love those currant-like beady eyes). Well, Morphine was amazing. In fact, that is a poor addictive for this band. Witnessing the group at a packed Berkeley Square show was well worth the elbow to elbow frenzy. I admit my heart lies with the bass and any group that touts a two string slide bass player (Mark Sandman) is all right with me. Sandman is charismatic and quite humorous, WE BRING GOOD despite the drone of his singing voice. There's no grunge guitar in Morphine but sexy sax (and 24/7 what sax isn't?). Hook up the IV because this is one music lover who's ready for her Morphine THINGS TO LIFE! fix. March 19. Victoria theatre. 2961 16th St., SF Doors 8:30/Show 9:00. All Ages. please see "City Life," page twelve

March 16, 1994 Page 11 rj continued from page eleven U Hurrah For The Rampant Lion. There's more to \ » « e d lO Scodand than rolling hills and beds of heather. Let us not forget the Cocteau Twins. The celestial group has been spinning its hypnotizing melodies for over a decade now. Their recent album Four-Calendar Cafe\s another slice of the Cocteau delicacy. Singer Elizabeth Fraser has spawned many an imitator. But few come close to her boundless vocal tricks. The group has not toured in over four years so March 23 at Til 111, IMr Tiitli, Till S1MI! the Warfield should be Cocteau Twins an important night for %i t i?aair M ifflg turn all interested. 111111 0:fW£}^s A.S.A.P. LAUGHS. Check next week's 'Foghorn for a special review on "Comedy In The Grog" with SF International Comedy Competition Winner Johnny Steele and guests Ray Ray James James and Sean Murphy. DEADLINE TO APPLY: MARCH 24, 1994 Who needs critics anyway? APPLICATIONS FOR CANDIDACY NOW AVAILABLE Christina Pirozzi IN THE ASUSF OFFICE, UC 402. Entertainment Editor Note: Foghorn readers are encouraged to submit their reviews for publication. Deliver articles to the Foghorn office courtesy ofthe entertainment section. MAKE A DIFFERENCE WHILE GETTING PAID Nine Inch Nails, The Downward Spiral (Nothing, Interscope, TVT Records) Live at The Edge, Palo Alto March 11, 1994 BE A

The wait was torturous. It has been five long years since Trent Reznor unleashed his misery infused album Pretty Hate Machine. Critics were curious and the listening masses went rabid. Was Nine Inch Nails dance, industrial, or that thing everyone began whispering about... alternative? The fact remains. Nine Inch Nails appeals to nearly every music sub culture-from WELCOME 15-20 HRS gothic to techno. NIN's newest release, The Downward Spiral is a musical horror-epic. Escape seems to be the underlying theme, whether it be through the use of relieion. sex. or drups. PER WEEK. Reznor's vocal turns are as schizophrenic as the syncopated drum machines. He teases with a caramelized seduction in "Piggy" and PAID follows up with a gut squeezing "Heresy." Whatever the secret formula is, Reznor and SUMMER the production impresario Flood have JOB! patented it. Since misery loves company, the next best thing to listening to a NIN recording is to experience the group live. Several pre- tour rehearsal shows were scheduled. NIN's APPLICATIONS AVAILABLE IN ASUSF; UC 402 March 11 show at The Edge in Palo Alto merely whetted the appetite. Since the "real" patrons were cueing outside, the set lasted a THE COLLEGE PLAYERS PROUDY brief hour. The evening was scheduled as a hip hop dance night. Unfortunately, the body suit wearing girls outnumbered the musical director old fashioned NIN femmes. However, do not fear. Most of the hipsters were filled with plenty of rage. As my show companion said, "I've never seen so many clenched jaws in my life." Trent Reznor — a ecnno tnug Reznor lamented on The Edge's stage precautions. Said Reznor, "I wish these security guards weren't here soyoucould come up." The band forged into the pit pleaser "Head Like A Hole." This reviewer's only complaint was the all too short set with no encores; however, the bruises should serve as a brief memory. What can you expect from NIN's upcoming tour slated for April? If this warm-up was a hint, count on a tight set full of classic hits ("Sin", "Down In It"), tunes from the maxi-c.d. single Broken and angry wails off the latest gem. Who said nihilism was dead?

SpiceLab, Lost In Spice (Planet Earth Records)

Thanks to a wonderful music aficionado, one was educated on the next big thing. Hang on $5 SffODENI $8 pENpRALf to your joystick cyber lovers because here we go. Let the spice flow! Electronic music falls under / # the blanket term Techno (short for technological). Now there are a myriad of sub divisions. LVJ £AUV: M&iCH 11• 8.?M Including dance, break beat, ambient, trance, etc. Oliver Lieb (a.k.a. SpiceLab) falls into the latter category. He may drive you to dance in the shower. Lost In Spice is a collection of addictive / % 10 STUDENT; $ 13 GENERAL thuds and hisses. Don't be fooled by the fact that the CD jacket lists a mere fivesongs . The longest is a whopping 17.02 minutes. This is not for the weak of heart. In fact, those baggy panted ravers may need to get fitted for pace makers if Leib continues his devilish electro VWJIMATOW wizardry.

Page 12 March 16, 1994 College Living Student says good bye to City life

Christina Pirozzi Foghorn Staff

There is ashameful secret thatneeds to be confessed- I was raised in a culture-less suburbia. My thirst to succeed derived its strength from the need to flee from it as fast as possible. The standard cinder block homes and endless paths of driveways were simply too much to bare. When I had the chance to attend a college university anywhere on the face of this globe, I chose one of the most beautiful cities, San Francisco. It offered a south Floridian so much: great music clubs, incredible scenery, and a thriving underground literary culture. The danger of city life rarely crossed my mind. At first, the downtown traffic and flurry of people seemed almost claustrophobic. But after traveling to larger metropolises, my humble city by the bay seemed almost tranquil. I memorized the transit system like a lifeline. Never did I give thought to transferring busses in a strange neighborhood. However, after living here forfouryears (including summers), I cannot help but notice the changes. The recent brutal attack on a USF student, merely blocks away fromcampus , was the tip ofthe iceberg. Gone are my late night romps through the streets with friends. Often, I look backat some ofthe predicaments I have put myself in and become amazed at the fact Another benefit of San Francisco city life? Or a college student hangout? that I am alive. I would never again see a local show by myself and later wait at a bus stop at three in the morning. behavior as irrational. But in the face of your own personal by a confident woman. I refuse to be a victim, but I also refuse No longer do I carry a purse. If I must go into a dangerous health, things do change. I turned around to see the dog a mere to stoop to the level of a street thug and carry a gun. area, I think twice about what I wear. An incident two weeks two feet behind me. I refrained from saying a word, but my This city is not as livable as it was when I was a freshman. ago marked my breaking point. I was to attend a moving party expression must have been deadly. Neighborhoods that were relatively safe are now inhabited by of a friend in lower Haight, a neighborhood that should be the The males backed off and crossed the street shouting at me, boom box carrying gangs. They push you as they walk by and first to seep into the ground during a quake. As I rurned the "Fucking, white bitch!" I was immediately chastised by my intimidate as much as possible. corner with my friend, a group of African American males were friend. "Don't pick fights," she offered. Somehow I do not When I stepped off a plane four years ago, my heart felt at showing their pet Doberman to another group of younger believe this was my plan. If someone attacks you from behind, peace. I knew San Francisco was to be my spiritual home. The children. Just then, the young man who maintained the leash what do you do? Should you run, fight, or just accept it? I thought of moving leaves me feeling empty. I have developed commanded, "Sick 'em." The dog snapped at a child's hand apologize if I choose not to lie down and be raped and beaten. a bond to this city like none other. This is where I met my and the kids went running. This was not the first time a male has made a derogatory closest friends.Thi s is where I became a writer. This is where There was no way to avoid the group since we were already remark to me in that particular neighborhood and each time, I want to have my children. within close proximity. As I tried not to make eye contact, I I stood up for myself. I was not defensive, but strong. And you No one has the right to intimidate. Let me just make it clear. heard the male with the leash whisper to his dog, "Get the white know what? Thus far, it has worked for me. There is nothing If I never do leave, you can bet a certain blonde bitch willbt bitch!" What was I to do? I've always condemned vigilante that the male criminal mind fears more than being emasculated back. Entertainment The Ref: Leary's Leering Melvins...

Chris DelSelva (who are undergoing marriage counseling because of the fact continued from page ten Foghorn Staff Writer that they hate each other) hostage in an attempt to escape the (The group gently applauds in approval.) bungling local police force. While the plot becomes obvious Foghorn: I once told my roommate that I thought ZZ Top's We've all seen him on either MTV or in one of the half- within the first 30 minutes, the hilarity actually continues until "Le Grange" was one of the best songs ever and she nearly dozen minor parts he's played in such "blockbuster" movies the end ofthe movie. Each ofthe characters reminded me of slapped me. like "Gunmen" or "Who's the Man". Most peopleare unaware, some ofmy own psychotic relatives and friends,an d the way in Buzz: Golf clap. We love ZZ Top. We don't listen to however, that Denis Leary has finally been allowed, in his which they all interacted is what made this movie so hysterical. alternative music. You want to now why? Because alternative newest movie, "The Ref," to portray a character that roughly More than anything else, "The Ref" is the obvious product music is alternative to good music. We don't listen to punk personifies the on- stage character that he used in his stand-up of a simple collection of rather talented individuals, including rock bullshit. hit No Cure For Cancer. Mr. Leary is probably one ofthe few the director, Ted Demme (the brother of the much more Foghorn: So what are you? actors of our rime who will, perhaps, someday be looked back famous director Johnarhan Demme). He and Leary have Mark: We are classic rock in formation. on as a pioneer in this field (yeah, right). worked together before, on various projects, including their Buzz: What we play has nothing to do with what we listen Anyhow, his newest movie, "The Ref is one where he various MTV plugs. For die-hard fans of Denis Leary, "The to. Do you think we sit around and listen to bands that sound actually gets a major part. Sure, it's a Disney (Touchstone) ReP is a must. For those who appreciate a good comedy, expect like us? No, no, no! We listen to good bands as opposed to us. flick, but Denis was allowed full artistic ""liberty"" nonetheless. to be pleasantly surprised by this movie as well. "The ReP is Do you think I go out and buy our records? This means that he does, indeed, get to go off on multitudes of currently playing at both the Royal and Empire Theaters here Maybe notBuzz, but there are plenty of people thatwill. The his near-patented routines of run-on vulgarities and odd in the city. vortex that is the Melvins is quite addictive so get your fix. references to the late 70's and early 80's. While "The Ref has a cast of notable actors as well, it's Leary who gets to play the odd hero. His character is a cat-burglar, who inadvertently College Living writers sought by The Foghorn. creates a therapist's night of living hell for himself when he For Information, call Kelly Sullivan, ext. 6122. bungles an attempted burglary, and takes a married couple

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Page 14 March 2, 1994 soccer e y b a I I t b a II r i s c ross my mind b a s e b a I s o c c Reflections from the e r v o e a I a o Pete Schneider SportsWeek Editor WCC Tournament It's that rime of year again. The days are getting longer, the Chris Paige & Terry Forte Walker scoring the final ten points for the Dons, including a grass looks greener, and the birds tend to sing just a little louder. SportsWeek Staff Writers clutch sixteen-foot jumper over SCU's John Woolery with The grassy knoll in front of Harney Plaza is littered with MEN'S BASKETBALL three ticks left on the clock. Maybe Juma should change his hundreds of people whom you've never laid eyes upon once number to :03. during the last five months, and PFM is finally changing the We got our directions to Toso Pavilion from a guy Chris met Gerald was his usual humble self after the ball game, calling lettuce at the condiment bar near the grill. on the Internet computer networkwho graduated from Santa the long range,heavil y guarded jumper, "just a shot." These occurrences can only mean one thing: March has Clara in 1992. Sunday's first contest saw Chris' dark horse San Diego finally arrived. The trip to Toso went smoothly enough, but we were The arrival ofmy favorite Month ofthe year couldn't have Toreros upsetting the elbow-throwing Gonzaga Bulldogs, 83- come at a better time because with it's arrival, along comes the appalled at the $2 charge for parking. 75- USD's blistering shooting led them to an eighteen point NCAA basketball tournament. After one of the most completely "We're with the media," Chris said, fishing his Memorial half-time lead which the foul-plagued Bulldogs were unable to disappointing sporting years in recent memory, I welcome the Gym pass out of his pocket and presenting it to a skeptical overcome. excitement, thrill, and suspense ofthe annual college hoops parking-lot attendant. "Really," he added. We were really hoping to see the Zags' prima donna center, tournament. I also know that since the Giants, Forty-niners, "I believe you," she smiled. Things were definitely looking Jeff Brown, eating crow during the post game press conference, and Basketball Dons were ousted from their respective shots at up. but we were disappointed when he was a no-show. championships, the NCAA tourney can only go my way. After The first hurdle overcome, we quickly found a parking spot Gonzaga coach Tom Fitzgerald said that his team would be all, the all-powerful sports gods on Mount Olympus owe me and hurried our way towards the subterranean arena that is disappointed if his Bulldogs were not offered at least an NIT one. Harold J. Toso Pavilion. bid. At21-7, they were so rewarded, withafirst-round matchup Along with the return ofthe greatest sporting event in the Two media passes eagerly waited our arrival at the will-call world this side of the Tough-man competition, you'll also against Stanford Thursday night. notice the appearance of countless NCAA Tournament pools. window at SCU. Being the broadcast team for KDNS has it's Ready for the Dons-Waves match up, we were disappointed I'm sure you have all seen them. Typically, every team in the privileges. An appearance by the Dons in the Finals would by the noticeable decline in the number of USF fans in tournament is listed by seed pairings and the pool participant mean seven games in three days, a hoop marathon by any attendance. Seated in the midst of a small but vocal USF is required to prognosticate the outcome ofthe entire tourney. standards. The first contest was a ho-hum match-up between cheering section, we were encouraged as the Dons jumped to And so, without further adieu, I present Pete Schneider's San Diego and Pordand, with the Toreros taking it, 63-57. an early lead and appeared to have captured momentum. Guide to Winning an NCAA Tournament Pool. Unfortunately for Pordand's coach Larry Steele, this was his With 14:48 left in the first half, Walker stripped Pepperdine's The first round is the easiest to pick. To begin with, never last game as skipper ofthe Pilots, much to the delight SportsWeek Brian Parker and glided down the court, en route to one of his choose a team seeded higher than #10 to beat a lower seeded editor and Portland native Pete Schneider (ask him for details.) patented high-flying slam dunks. Parker found himself inclined team. In the past six years, teams seeded between 11 and 16 Aquickjaunttothemediaroom, lavishly carpeted in a lovely to prevent this momentous occurrence, viciously fouling Juma have won only 19 out of the possible 120 firsrroun d match­ red with more free snacks than you could imagine, paid off in ups. Sure, there's always a Cinderella squad like Santa Clara as he wen t up for the dunk. Gerald flewint o the basket support, last year who shocks everyone with a first round win. But, for the form of stats galore. suffering a non-displaced fracture of the right fibula which the mosr part in the NCAA's, David doesn't beat Goliath until We took seats behind the scorer's table just prior to the start would later require surgery. Parker's foul was judged by the much later on in the tournament. (For example, this year, ofthe Pepperdine - St. Mary's contest. This game would have referees to be intentional but not flagrant.However , we came Pepperdine plays Michigan in the first round and has about as been a close one if the refs hadn't blown a call late in the second to the consensus that if Governor Wilson had been a referee, much chance at winning as someone listening to KDNS on half, resulting in a five point swing that buried the Gaels. Bryan Parker would have one strike against him. campus.) With about fiveminute s to go, three SMC fans sat directly Their top-scoring player and emotional leader gone, the Always pick the #8 seed to defeat the #9 in the initial round. behind us and began to vent their frustrationswit h some rather Hilltoppers attempted to adjust to life without Walker, but These games are usually evenly matched, with the lower ranked inventive trash-talking. One ofthe referees attempted to eject found themselves one man short, falling 82-79. team commonly coming from a more competitive conference. the trio, but SCITs security guards didn't rake much notice. With six games under our belts, we decided that it was not The little guy always has something to prove, so bet on the #8. Pepperdine went on to win the game, 79-62. worth it to attend the Final between San Diego and Pepperdine. Also, never pick a school that you've never heard of to advance to the second round. If the school's not a household name, After wandering around the Santa Clara campus for two The Waves managed to squeak by the Toreros, 56-53, then the team's probably there because of a fluke. If I'm right hours (Taco Bell convenien dy located within walking dis tance), mostly due to the free-throw shooting of Damin Lopez and the on this one, the players from Loyola-Maryland, South West we were ready for Session Two. play of tournament MVP Dana Jones. Texas State, Liberty, Drexel, and Tennessee-Chattanooga might In the first game, Gonzaga managed to push and bully its The victory by the Waves earned them the privilege of as well save everyone a lot of time by just going out and way to a 91-76 victory over a scrappy LMU squad that didn't playing Michigan in the first round ofthe NCAA Tournament. shooting themselves. falter until the very end. Exasperated after a weekend of way too much basketball, we The second and third rounds are usually a crap shoot. The The Dons were finallyse t to hit the floor, and Toso began to leave you all with one small prediction about the NCAA's: high ranked teams that coasted through the initial rounds quickly fill up with both USF and Santa Clara supporters. Look for Jalen Rose, Jimmy King, Juwan Howard, and co. to usually tend to rest on their laurels and are susceptible to losses An incredible see-saw game ensued, ending with Gerald bring the Waves to low tide in a typical first round blowout. to lower ranked teams on hot streaks. There are no rules in the second and third rounds as anarchy reigns. Once the Sweet Sixteen rolls around, the good teams that have a legitimate shot at the title have survived, as well as those Lady Dons vent frustration of who already pulled off the big upsets. This is when you can start betting on teams with the best mascots, uniforms, and cheerleaders. Remember, that only four times in the last thirty losing season on San Diego years have four #1 seeded teams made the Final Four, so watch Mike Quinn attempts. out for the upstart, talented, young team that every one SportsWeek Staff Writer The Lady Dons jumped out to a 37-24 half-time lead, as counted out at the beginning of the tourney. WOMEN'S BASKETBALL Baker scored 12 first half points and Phelps had four assists. There are plenty of intangibles to keep in mind when filling USF put the game away early in the second half, surging to out your bracket this year. First, never, I repeat, never bet on The Lady Dons discovered one of the fundamental truths a 60-39 lead in the first 10 minutes. Phelps scored 15 points Arizona or Syracuse to make it past the Sweet Sixteen. These about the game of basketball in their season finaleagains t San early in the half, as the Dons gradually built their lead up to a teams, no matter how good they seem, are jinxed, I tell you. Diego: it's much easier to defeat your opponents when they You don't know how many rimes my tournament hopes have high of 30 at one point. don't play defense. been dashed by Wildcat and Orangemen losses. USD ended their season in a disappointing fashion, losing Second, watch out for teams that are basically one-man jobs. USF (12-14, 5-9), apparendy frustrated from weeks of eight of its last nine. The Toreros won their first five league This year, Purdue's chances center almost completely around inconsistency and poor play, lashed out at the lethargic Toreros games, butnever fully recovered fromthei r mid-season collapse. the play of Glenn Robinson, so if he goes into a slump or gets last Thursday, winning by their largest margin of the season, Melissa Sortino led the visitors with 11 points, shooting 6- injured, the Boilermakers are up the creek, so to say. The same 79-51 at Memorial Gym. for-14 from the field. The defenseless Toreros, off-balance can be said about Cal and Jason Kidd, as well as Connecticut Wendi Jo Phelps completed a stellar career on the Hilltop from the start, had 22 turnovers in the game, while the Lady with Donyell Marshall. with a game-high 21 points on 10-of-12 shooting from the Dons had only 10. Lastly, no matter how much he makes sense or sounds like floor. Fellow Senior Dawn Baker scored 15points(7-for-12) The victory margin was the fourth largest in the Hile-Nepfel he knows what he's talking about, do not listen to the advice of and grabbed six rebounds. ESPN analyst Dick Vitale. The man doesn't have enough era, which spans seven years. The highest margin ever was the As a team, the Lady Dons shot 47% from the floor, knowledge about college hoops to be a water boy. Lady Dons 1990 defeat of Columbia, 81-50. while USD was just plain miserable, making just 33% of its Good luck. In the end, picking a valid tourney bracket is nothing but just that.

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Dave Letterman on Nancy Kerrigans conversation with Mickey Mouse during her Watkins' bat, Taclas' legs, and Chandler's arm have been the few bright spots during the Dons' current slide parade at Disney World: Terry Forte Lincoln HS and Laney JC, walked with two out in the third, "Nancy said she feels corny and she SportsWeek Staff Writer B A E B A then stole second on a pickoff attempt by USD pitcher Travis feels dumb. Mickey said he sometimes Burgus. He immediatelystole third, givinghim 26 thefts on the In one of their busiest weeks ofthe season, the Diamond feels Goofy." season, already tying him for the third-best total in USF Dons played five games, including a makeup of a rainout, and history, three shy of Tad Tassone's single-season record of 29, According to the San inched deeper into their conference schedule last week. set in 1969. Francisco Chronicle/ what On Tuesday, March 8th, the Dons began rhe stretch by In Saturday's action at USD's Cunningham Stadium, USF's are the odds of Pepperdine losing to San Jose State (9-9) at Benedetti Diamond. The game starting tandem of Jasons nearly gave the Dons a doubleheader winning the NCAA Tourney? featured Spartans' senior righthander Tim Salado's complete sweep. The Hilltoppers' goateed duo each allowed nine hits, game two-hitter in which he struck out eleven Dons. but their fortunes turned out markedly different. THE FRATERNITY BOWL Each of San Jose State's top three batters had multiple hits In the first game, Jason Chandler (4-3) went rhe distance and scored two runs, while Tim Gavello added two RBIs en against the Toreros' pro prospect Mike Saipe (5-1). Chandler, The 1994 Fraternity Bowl route to the Spartans' 7-2 victory. The Dons' only runs came a junior transfer from College of the Canyons, recorded his in the third inning after errors by SJSU's third baseman and Pitted ZBT verses SAE at Saint WCC-leading third complete game victory of the season as the shortstop. USF's two hits came on an infield hit by Larry Dons surpassed their win total of last season and snapped an Ignatius Field. SAE Watkins in the first inning and a rightfield single by Paul eight-game losing streak. dominated, 45-7, on six McDaniels in the third. In the sixth inning, USF improved on a 2-1 lead with The next day, the Hilltoppers hosted a rescheduled game touchdowns and two safetys. successive singles by Taichi Takanabe, Taclas, and Watkins. originally slated for March 2nd at Sonoma State but cancelled An RBI groundout by Rochlin led to three runs en route to the The lone ZBT score resulted due to rain. 5-2 victory. Takanabe, the third-string shortstop, who was in from a pass,tipped by SAE Two USF errors in the first inning allowed rhe Cossacks to the starring lineup due to injuries to Ricardo Banuelos and cornerback Scott McDonald post five unearned runs. Three walks and three RBI singles in Derek Johnson, played well for the Dons with two hits, a run, the top half of the third allowed the Sonomans to take a 9-2 lead a stolen base, and errorless fielding. intro the hands of Sinjin. The after three complete. In the second game, Jason Mitchell, a senior transfer from MVP Award was captured by The Dons, however, came roaring back with a two-run, two- Lewis and Clark State, allowed just one run in 7 and 2/3 SAE quarterback Rory out double in the fourth by Jon Rochlin and later, a five-run innings, striking out four. USF scored a run in the top of the seventh inning. The latter showcased two-run homers by McCloski and the defensive third on an RBI single by Watkins, which was answered in the pinch hitter Bryan McCaffery and catcher Rich Crawford. bottom of the inning by Larry Williams' run-scoring single. player of the game was SAE Crawford's round-tripper was his second ofthe day, to go with However, Mitchell was struck on the wrist by a line drive off the defensive end Matt Regan. his second inning solo shot. bat of USD's Karl Schmidt with two out in the eighth, loading The Dons were to fall short in that inning, though, as the bases. Senior Brian Nelson came over from first base and Cossack relief pitcher Mark Romeo got McDaniels to ground struck out Jacco Slania to preserve the tie. The Sporting Green lists the out with the bases loaded. In the 10th inning, Torero Charlie Setzler singled up the Waves as 70-1 long shots at USF hit two long drives in the final inning, including winning the National Title. middle with two on and one out, plating Brady Clark and A Crawford's bid for a third home run, but was unable to score, handing rhe Dons a heartbreaker, 2-1. The Toreros' record and Sonoma State (6-3) hung on to win a 10-9 decision. improved to 12-10, 3-3 in conference play. Last weekend's contests pitted the Dons against the University Watkins, the junioroutfielder from DeAnzaJC, played well of San Diego, in three tough conference matchups. on the day, with two RBIs and a run scored in the opener, EH m w 1 On Friday, the Toreros scored fiverun s in the third, four in coupled with a single, double, and another RBI in the second the fifth, and four in the eighth on their way to a 14-2 win. Baseball game. Jess Taclas failed to add to his stolen base total, but had Lost in the defeat for USF were two more stolen bases for two hits in each game, adding two runs and a walk in the first Friday (18th) vs. LMU 2:30 junior outfielder Jess Taclas. Taclas, out of San Francisco's game. The Dons finished the week 9-13 and 1-5 in the WCC. Saturday (19th) vs. LMU(DH) 11:00