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]Jublishedsince1915 b.v thestudents o{Xavier Urziversitv 91th year, issue 4 .yeek of SEPTEMBER 7, 2005 www.xu.edu/newswirel. Jason ·Mraz comes to Xavier Pop star to perform at the Cintas Center
GRACE NORTHERN a great idea to bring him. Plus, he's will have the opportunity to bring Senior News Editor bringing two bands with him as more big name artists to campus in openers, Dropping Daylight and the near future. On Oct. 20, si_nger and Dishwalla," Bailey added. ''The reason we are able to bring songwriterJason Mraz will be per Mraz is one of the bigger enter Jason Mraz is because the Xavfor .. forming on Xavier's campus. ·· · · tainers to come to Xavier's cam students have been'· so receptive to The Student Activities Council pus in recent years, both in terms ·the other shows we've brought and ·- is bringing Mraz as the first head of popularity and monetary value. have been wiiling to try the music, liner for their concert series. The His most well-known songs in whether if it's new to them or not. selection and decisio.n to bring clude his first single, "The Rem Jason Mraz is kind of a result of that · ' Mraz was made on a number of dif edy," and his recently released and if we want to keep getting big ferent factors. single, "Wordplay," from his new ger and bigger, we need more Xavier "';AC really wanted to bring CO "Mr. A-Z." students to come out to this show. quality music and quality enter He's ·a singer that has been We are trying to set a record for at tainment to.campus. Over the sum compared to artists such as John tendance," said Brum. mer, we were looking at a number Mayer, and. he is also· known for Senior SAC chair Dan Able fur of different options, and Jason. his live performances. ther commented on future shows and Mraz presented himself as a really "He's probably on the same cali said, "We are planning~ if all goes good and affordable choice," said ber as John. Mayer; He has a classi~ well with this first show, to do at least ·Student Activities Council Advi cally trained voice which· makes a second, if not a third show; later in sor, J.B. Bailey. his style unique. Plus, he's defi the year." "We thought that based on his nitely known for his live shows, Tickets for the concert will be on past record sales, his popularity, the which usually draw a Jot of sale at Club Day on the Mall on fact that he has toured pr
©2005 THE XAVIER NEWSWfilE NEWS: OP-ED: SPORTS: DIVERSIONS: All rights reserved Fax {513)745-289'8 .. Drinking coffee; The depths ofthe Brian's life as a When life just isn't Advertising (513) 74.5-3561 Circulation . (513) 745-31~0 talking/air trade Newswire basement Bengal's fan real enough Editor-in~Chief (513)745-3607 . PAGE 2-3 PAGE 6-7 · PAGE 8-9 PAGE 10-11 2 week of SEPTEMBER 7, 2005 . CAMPUS NEWS THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE BRIEFS Fair· trade begins with the beans Rachel Peters, Editor News Room: 745-3122 [email protected] RACHEL PETERS Pure Vida is a fair trade whole plished, they. believe their work is trade organizations, visits local cof saler of the Fair Trade Federation far from over. The students hope to fee places in Cincinnati and Ken~ Campus News Editor (FrF). The FrF works with whole someday convert the entire campus tucky thafserve fair trade coffee, and After nearly three years of discus ·salers, ·retailers and producers who (including vending machines and does class presentations here at Xavier SGA Petitioning sion, both the Victory Perk cafe. in · are committed to providing fair teachers' lounges) to fair trade prod~ and with high school students. the Gallagher Student Center and the wages and good employment oppor ucts. The group also hopes to keep Some members haye even taken for 24/7 GSC Hoff dining hall have agreed to serve tunities to economically disadvan- checks on the administration to en: trips to countries such as Nicaragua only fair trade coffee. and Ecuador to learn more about fair Seniors Esther West and Mair trade and gain real hands-on experi SGA released a petition on Comella began work as freshmen to ence with the cause. Tuesday, regarding the extension encourage Xavier's administration to 'I:he group members are very com of the GSC hours. SGA President serve only fair trade coffee products mitted to the fair trade cause, accord William Buckley and sophomore on campus. ing to club president West. Senator Jennifer Downing drafted The focus was put on coffee as a Senior Treasurer Curtis Bailey, the petition due to student con starting point because coffee prod who has been involved with the group cern regarding the termination of ucts are the most well-known and since his sophomore year, said "Fair the 24 hour computer lab and late available as fair trade products. trade just rocks! lt'sjust the way it night gathering space that GSC The Fair Traders, a new club should be." provides by the admfoistration. which became official last spring, has He _added that fair trade is not Buckley and Downing are been working to make this cause a · meant to b_e a political st.atement or a hoping to gather at least 1,000 reality for several years. knock against capitalism, but a way signatures over the course of the The work for this included. sev to niiike sure that people throughout next week. eral meetings with Xavier's adminis the entire process of the consumer Copies of the petition will also tration, students, professors and the coffee business are. getting fair and be available in the SGA office, dining hall's manager, Dan Yaeger, equal pay .. Gallagher 210, and at a booth on over the past three years.-West be He believes it is about "recon Club Day on the Mall. · lieves that "Fairtrade makes a posi structing capitalism." tive impact on people's daily Jives PHOTO COURTESY OF ESTHER WEST Aside from West and Bailey, Katie and is something we can use our con Fair Traders meet with a Pure Vida representative last y_ear. Murphy and Monica Barts-Gallagher sumer power to promote a better way serve as the secretary and vice presi oflife.'" dent of the club, respectively. Softball practice Pure Vida, an organization dedi taged artisans and farmers world sure fair trade agreements are not The group currently has about cated to fair trade, worked directly wide. being broken. One way they hope to twelve active members, but hopes to change with the students and is where Xavier Fair trade also contains a coop .do this is through passing legisla recruit new members this .year and is currently buying its coffee from. erative business structure. This is a tion in SGA. spread awareness on campus about Pure Vida, according to their business model in which everyone "Fa_ir trade is important because the importance of fair trade. Intramural softball practice website, states "our mission to help iri the busine,ss owns it and makes it's connected to so many other is The Fair Traders will host a cook times have been changed, and at-risk children in coffee~growing group decisions on how the business sues. It's just one step closer to so out featuring organic beef on the will now be held from 5 p.m. to countries begins with our commit is run. - cial justice for everyone," Comella greenspace on Sept. 14 at 5:30, to 7 p.m. on Sundays and Tuesdays ment to carry only fair trade, organic, · The Victory Perk has been serv said. help educate and raise awareness. (meet at Bellarmine Circle), and shade-grown coffee. Our l 00 percent ing fair trade coffee since last year, Aside from working to cliange the The club will also being playing 9 p.m. toJ 1 p.m. on Wednesdays Arabica gourmet coffees help raise and the dining hall followed the Xavier campus' service of products, mu!!ic approved for social justice at the varsity soccer field. Jiving standards for farmers while ·trend this year. Alt~oug~ one of the the group also attends Fair Trade outings and reveal facts about fair protecting the environment." Fair Traders goals has been accom- conferences, meets with other fair trade.
Women's Health September 5, 1:30 a.m. - CSI comes to· Police. Campus Polic.e investigatedthe Clinic report of a dispute between two Notes· groups of students in the Village The Health and Counseling Apartments. Students were ad Center will begin a monthly Xavier's campus vised and sent on their way. Women's Health Clinic beginning August 30, 3:00 p.m. - Sept. 20. Call x3022 to set up an Cincinnati Pqlice and Cam September 5; 1: 10 a.m. -An appointment. CHRISTINA· STACY side, based solely on the glass pus Police received a report underage intoxicated student Asst. Cainpus News Editor shards. of three ·occupants in a white was observed pulling up dis Some lab experiments for this l 990's Cadillac shooting a play flags ·from the Academic Last spring Xavier introduced a class may include fingerprint iden pellet gun at students as they Mall. The student was sited for new class to its physics department, tification, comparing samples of walked on Dana Avenue near underage consumption and dis called Forensic Science Studies DNA, and analyzing blood spatter Clinton Springs. .orderly conduct. Hurricane relief 110. patterns. The course is an interdiscipli The class was made possible August 31, 4:15 a.m. -A . September 6, 12:30 p.m. - effort nary class developed by Dr. Heidrun through a Wheeler grant of $2,400, student reported the theft of A student reported being ha Schmitzer as a core science require used to fund two student interns a vehicle from · Ledgewood rassed by an acquaintance's ex The university has established ment for non-science majors. who tested the Jabs for the new Avenue. Cincinnati Police friend. Student was referred to a special section on the XU It will also be helpful for crimi- .. manual used in the class. were notified. Norwood Police, complaint on website for information on the nal justice majors, or anyone who This class was so popular that file. hurricane relief effort. Students may be interested in this field of its mere 18 spots filled very quickly. · can find information on how they study.· Since interest in the class is high, September 4, 1:43 a.m. - can help, ways to give, updates Students thinking of taking this Schmitzer hopes to offer ·it again, An intoxicated student on the · about Louisiana universities, and class can expect to learn how to sci with more labs available to stu shuttle van in 900 block of the latest news and events .. entifically treat evidence that may dents. Dana Avenue was cited for be collected at a crime scene. They Schmitzer is an assistant profes possession of a fictitious ID, wJll then learn how to use this evi sor of physics. She obtained her· underage consumption of al 5 dence to obtain information about doctoral degree from the ·univer cohol, and failure to cooper · the crime scene as well as about the sity of Regensburg and has numer ate with a university official ·.. ·c~~~!~:~~fJi. ~i~~~n:tcP6t:: .lic¢;.'·and.cincinriati·FirelRescu.e•··• perpetrator. ous publications i!S well as 19 pat- . after giving.false information Oral histories ' Some hands-on activities in ents in the field of optics, which is about his or her identity sev- about Kent State clude comparing groove marks on her fi,eld of particular interest eral times. · '.rf ·bullets that have been fired to de She is also_ fluent in German, and l~~;~4;:t1t~~r{~~ 3900 biock.'cirwibaiil · w~ !A0r · termine from which gun the bullet occasionally presents physics ex ..._ .. · ...... , ...... -·-:· ...... ·:~"·':··x .... : .. A collection of 69 oral histo September 4, 12:50 p.m. - · ::cording,tci".tliesttident;:fr.iendf was fired. periments in German at German A student reported the theft of ries relating to the shootings on .·· dr9p~e(foff the' student.lnadvert7 Students will learn how to iden Fairview School · in Cincinnati. May 4, 1970 at Kent State has been . . approximately 250 CDs from •~eht1y itille:wrbni .address.:fo1:: tify some illegal substances, and Schmitzer hopes to teach stu- added to OhioLink's Digital Me · a vehicle parked at l 0 I 9 Dana : iovii~~aJlght·wtlh ~noth~/s(ti~, dia Center. Visit the department even how to tell if a window has dents to be "thorough, diligent and Avenue. :d~ritat'.aJ~ar. · · · · · · · · · · · · website for more information. been broken from the inside or outc careful" in her course. . •,/' . > THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE CAMPUS NEWS week of SEPTEMBER 7, 2005 3 Avoiding the freshman fifteen requires'• a plan of action
. . ' RACHEL PETERS "College students know that ·.· ages and stick with just one plate snacks as well, which can result in a a goal for their own weight, practice Campus News Editor they are walking into a weight gain and one drink. That is probably· decreased metabolism. Instead, nutritious eating, and join an exer trap when they step onto. campus, niore food than you need anyway. avoiding eating three hours before cise program. Students should work Whether you are new to the col · and I believe that these students de- 1\vo, eat only a small serving bedtime can reduce the body's stor to avoid fried foods and foods high lege scene or have been in it for a f~w serve to know how they can avoid . "of the calorie-filled main dish and ing of fat throughout the night. in calories and to eat more fresh fruits . years, you have undoubtedly faced this dreaded weight gain," she said. fill up the rest of your plates with It is also suggested to take just and vegetables, while finding an ac fears of gaining weight at some point. · Keuilian has specified three · fresh fruit, vegetables, and whole 10 minutes in the morning to take a tivity that they enjoy and doing it · Although gaining the freshman main ·categorie~ that contribute to grains, brisk walk around campus, to boost consistently. fifteen has become '"' the alarming rate at· Three, Even doing ex-. some~hat of a . ··..------ which college stu- designate ercises like lounges, . cliche, the weight dents gain weight: . a day o,r push-ups and gain factor is far an increase in calci- two each crunches can be from being a myth. · ries, a decrease in week as done with there isn't A recent study · activity, and me- yourdessert time for the gym. by Cornell Univer- · . tabolism killers. day. "This "I believe that sity found that the The. increase will prevent college is a wonder average coll~ge in calories stems ·as many as ful time in your life freshm.an gains from an increase in 400 extra and t~at you should about 0.5 pounds social events calorfos a not be bothered with each week. which often con- . day · and the exasperating This averages tain food, buffet help . to heartbreak of weight out to be two · style eating in col- make des gain. Students are pounds a month ' ·1ege cafeterias, fast serts more helped mentally and . and nearly 20 food due to its con- enjoyable: emotionally when _ pounds for the venience and inex- Stu- they take the guide- school year. . . pensiveness, snacking during long dents often 1i nes given in my This· rate is almost 11 times· more study hours, and drinking blended kill their book and apply them . than the average weight gain of a coffee drinks and Sll)OOthies. m'e tab 0- to their own lives high school student and almost 20 Jnstead of blaming the cafeteria !ism by eat PHOTO TAKEN BY RACHEL PETERS in . a way that times the average weightgain of an for your weight gain, take responsi- ing too few meals, which results in gives them con Ameri~an adult. bility to make wise choices on what ·eating extra large meals once or metabolism before breakfast.Accord- trol over their physique. This is a Diana Keuilian, acertified per you choqse to eat .in the cafeteri1;1. twice a day instead of proportioned . ing to Keuilian, it is a proven fact very rewarding process that re sonal trainer and co-founder of Keuilian suggests three solu- meals throughout the day. Eating a that aerobic activity done on an stores confidence and overall HitechPersonalFitness.com, has b_e tions for ~hen you find yourself . small meal every three hours can . empty stomach forces the body tO well being," Keuilian said. come committed to helping college overwhelmed with the all-you-can-· help keep metabolism· strong · recruit energy fro111 storage. · For more information on col- students .ITiaintain their weight eat atmosphere. throughout the day. " Keuilian advises students to be lege weight loss or to purchase through the publication of her book, ··. O~e,:diich.your tray and your· Many college students often aware of the things that cause weight Keuilian 's book; visit Avoid the Freshman Fifteen. . · multiple plates of food and bever- skip breakfast and eat· late night gain, and to consciously work to set. www.Avoidthefreshmanl5.com.
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Sara Rowell, S'.l'UDl~J' SI~NA'l'H Editor 210 Ga.Jlaglwr Stn ~·. STUDF..NT Ac.TIVITIES C,ouNcrl 200 (fallnghor St;mleni; CP.nt~·r · Xa5M [email protected] Motion to allocate Life After Sunday $280.00 for their 2005-:2006 budget. ~ Senate meets Mondays at 3PM in GSC 214. All are welcome. All clubs must submit a Club Activ.ation Form to SGA in order to access their SGA funding. Forms are available ih the SGA office, on the second floor of ·. the Gallagher Student Center. Access to allocated 2005-2006 club budgets . will only be gra~ted after a completed form is ret_urnecJto th.e SGA office. The following clubs have .NOT submitted aClub Activation Form: Accounting Society Natural Ties Advertising Club -· Organizational Communication Club Alchemyst's Club Out of Bounds What: Late Night Movie Series Amnesty International Pax Christi When: Thurs, 9/7 - Sat, 9/9 . Archaeological Society Pershing Rifles [RSO] Time: 11 p.m. Athenaeum [RSO] Pre-Med Society Where: GSC Theater BACCHUS Rangers College Friends Resident Student Association (RSA) C~mp1.1ter Science Club Saint Peter Catholic Society · Earthbreaq Saint Vincent d~ Paul Society . · Earthcare SeniQr Classicat·League What1 Ashowcase of all Sigma Pi Sigma [RSO] ... Xavier Clubs. Eta Sigma Phi [RSO] When1 Mon, 9/12 Finance Club Singers [RSO] .:~ ·~· :), Tlnm 10 a.m.·2 p.m . Holy Land Christian Ecumenical... Spanish· Club Club Day on the Mall Wheres Greenspace Human Resource Club , Student Nurse Organization (SNO) · Information Systems Society (IT Club) ' Students for Life . Italian-American Club Take Back the Night · Knitting/Chrocheting Club University Patriots · Marketing Club . Voices of Solidarity (VOS) · . Mermaid Tavern WRXC (Student Radio) Mortar Board [RSO] Xavier Film Society . . . . Muslim Student Association (MSA) XUSOTA (Student Occupational Therapy Association) Navigators . XUSOFAT . . . XUTVA . - Please note that a club's funds will be recaptured by SGA if a Club Activation .Form is not on file· by November I st. Jason. Mraz . Coming to Cintas on 10/20 at 9 p.m. . l~cket Policy: .. TickeJs are $15 for students. 4 tickets may be· p~rchased per all card; only one all card per st-.dent. ·Tic.J ··.·.:~ -~'>.·... .·. _.::;,~~'!flll:i!l>...... ' .- .. ~·...wt••~t~.f~~/,. WWW.ONE.ORO . i RESTAURANT New Restaurant Opening! 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W\V\V.LA\\l.U!1,\YTllN Lill'• 9:\7-22 ,; . ---'I, Graduating Students: Spend an afternoon preparing to launch your professional job search and your final year at Xavler • • Friday, September 9, 2005 •. .•• p.m. Check-in at the Schiff Family Conference Center Lobby ,,, , 12:15-3:15 Workshop sessions at 1 :30 p.m., repeating at 3:00 p.m. · Behavior Based Interviewing Joe. Santos, Divisional Vice President, Western Southern Financial Group Evaluating a Job Offer Bobby Sanchez, National. Sales Manager, Cintas Corporation . . . Bring your resume for an employer critique between 1 ?:45-3:45 p.m~ ' . · · Con:ipany information tab!es available during same time peri.od. At the event you will also be able to · Plus, qualify for door prizes .Register for Xavier eRecruiting . Free diploma frame, compliments of Jostens Apply for graduation with the Registrar Senior Week package Learn about other programs/events to help you make Gift certificates for professional clothing the transition from Xavier · .. 2 free transcripts; Xavier bookstore prizes 3 portfolios, donated by Williams CBA ·FcJod~,~beverages. ard gi_veaway items for all students provided by .Cintas Corporation Even.t brought to you by the -Center for Career 'and Leadership Development Call'513 745-3140 or visitthe CCLD, Gallagher Student Center, Room 310 for more information 8 week of SEPTEMBER 7, 2005 . SPORTS THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE BRIEFS Brian Bowsher, Editor Scarlato···scars Morehead . Sports Desk: 745-2878 [email protected]. fl "Y* PCtP'm1I ...... Freshmen set pace for cross-country State, scores lone go~l 10 win RYAN KILBANE Musketeers' freshman goalkeeper pulled out a thriller to beat In the first meet ofthe season for the Contributing Sportswriter Lindsey Cullins. Cullins, making· Morehead State, 1-0. · Xavier University cross country teams, , The Xavier women's soccer team her collegiate debut, grabbed two Senior Angie Scarlato took a freshmen Luke Beuerlein and Becky ··split two matches last weekend, los- . saves in 90 minutes. cross from freshman Maggie O'Neal Clark left little doubt as to whether they ing their second game of the sea Xavier made a charge in the sec-· and finished it from 20 yards out . are ready for their first season of colle son 3-2 against Butler in India ond half, as senior Meredith Frendt . wi_th just a minute to go in regula giate running. napolis before rebounding with a. ·scored on a rebound from junior tion. The goal was Scarlato's first Beuerlein placed eigh_th in 15:51 thrilling 1-0 win over Morehead Amb~r Silvis in the 59th minute. of the season, and her first since sit on the men's side, leading Xavier to a State on Sunday. The goal was Frendt's first of the ting out all of 2004 while r_ehabing fourth place finish in the seven-tean;i · Xavier had plenty of opporti.mi season. from knee surgery. field at the Ayer 5K Challenge at In ties against Butler, leading them in The Muskies inched cioser in Cullins recorded her first shut dianRifflePar~. Clark led the women's both shots and shots on goal, 20- the 84th minute, as freshman Sara out as a Musketeer in making four side with a fourth place finish in a per 11 and 14-5 respectively, but But Doutt scored off a rebound of a saves. sonal-best time of 19:06. ler ~ent ahead early as Ashley Muir Karin Martini shot. The goal was Xavier dominated the statistics, "I was really encouraged by the ef scored.unassisted from 16 yards out Doutt's second of the young sea outshooting Morehead 23-9. forts: of both of the teams today. Luke just two miilutes into the game. son. The Musketeers travel to the In and Becky really stepped it up in the They increased their lead to 2-0 But it proved to be too little, too diana · Hoosier Classic iri first collegiate race of the!r respective in the- 27th minute when Marianne late, as the Bulldogs' defense stifled Bloomington next weekerid. They careers," said head coach Steve Nester. Schilling headed home across from any Musketeer attempt to tie the will face Marquette on Friday and "Three of our top finishers on the Muir. She would pick up another game in the final minutes. Indiana University on Sunday be PHOTO COURTESY W . VIER.COM women's side were freshmen, and it was goal just three minutes later as she. Xavier ended their two game fo~e returning home to play Louis Angie Scarlato's late goal gave > LINDSAY SLOCUM 'The Langest Yard' Asst. Diversions Editor.· The Gallagher Student Center's With the wonderful cornucopia Late Night Movie Series will be of shows gracing our televisions this presenting "The Longest Yard," a fall, it's difficult to choose how best remake of the classic prison foot to avoid doing our homework. To ball film starring Adam Sandler, night, should I watch Hulk Hogan's Chris Rock, and Burt Reynolds. daughter flaunt her legs on her first Showings wiH be at 11 p.m. date, or should I watch .fat people nightly, Wednesday through Fri .make a mockery of themselves day, in the Gallagher Student Cen while trying to do sit-ups? Hmm ... ter Theatre. Admission is free to Let's sort the keepers from. the los all XU students. ers .. NBC seems to be hosting a real team of .winners this season, an~ Tommy Lee is their captain. On . "Tommy Lee Goes to College;" the .'Intimate Apparel' drummer of Motley Criie proves that the band's reunion' tou~ didn't pay Ensemble Theatre of Cincin- his bills. . nati is presenting the regional pre So, instead of auctioning off a . miere of "Intimate Apparel" by drum kit or selling more home vid~ Lynn Nottasge. Winner of the eos co-starring Pammy, he accepts 2004 New York Drama Critics' NBC's pitch to fulfill a lifelong Circle Award for best play, this dream that his rock and roll career drama is a loving and evocative prevented: attending college, the portrayal of an extraordinary Af University of Nebraska-Lincoln to be exact. , rican American woman in New Who's the boss? Well, they all·are, bu! only two of them get to fire people. Guess which ones. York at the turn of the 20th cen Tune. in to watch Tommy hit on a raucous stay-at-home mom from young apd beautifu1 lineup? There's . tury .. The play opens Wednesday his tutor, make best of pals with his Meanwhile, NBC will be reward- , only one way to find out. If we're evening. For more information, roomie, .try out for the marching ing the entire New York State peni Massachusetts who doesn't believe in manners, any' kind of rules, or lucky, this could be a new "Tempta call (513) 421-3555 or visit band, and experience _the re~I col tentiary system with brand new household duties. Oh, my! .If you tion Island." www.cincyetc.com lege life we know he was longing sheets and bath towels from· for while <;laing lines with Nikki. Martha's K-Mart line. can't watch "Supernanny" and Ok, MTV. What is more clever If anyone was worried about To everyone's relief, ABC's "Desperate Housewives," this than a reality show? A reality show Martha Stewart's career getting back "Wife Swap" made the cut, and is show's for you! about making a reality show! This o·n the fast track, you can sleep returning this fall. If Oprah's spe- . Just. when you were thinking, fall, ''The Reality Show" tours the 'Our Town' soundly tonight. ·NBC is givirig her cial on swingers was too racy for "Where could they possibly be tak- · country; trying to find the next big a season of "The Apprentice!" On you, try this toned-down primetime ing 'Survivor' next? They've been reality star. And, of course, always · Wednesday nights this fall, you can portrayal of "the lifestyle." everywhere!'' CBS has brought · one step ahead of the nation's curi Celebrate family and commu watch contestants compete to be This Monday, tune in and have a their answer with "Survivor: Gua osity, you can visit the show's nity with, the Cincinnati ;come Martha's loyal right-hand man knee-slapping laugh as a conserva temala." website and take the insightful per Shakespeare Festival's production (or woman). tive etiquette teacher from Missis Will the winner be Brandon, the sonality evaluation, "What Reality of Thorton Wilder's American But don't be scared! You can still sippi, who firmly believes in struc ho_t 22-year-old rancher from Kan Show are You?" Along with last Classic "Our Town," opening Sat watch Don.aid on Thursday nights. ture and discipline, swaps lives with sas? Or Morgan, the sexy 21-year season's favorites "My ~uper Sweet urday. For tickets and more in old magician's assistant from Illi 16" and "Laguna Beach," I don't formation, call (513) 381-BARD nois? Will CBS find a sexy enough think Music Television can get any or visit www.cincyshakes.com. cast for next year if they keep out better. casting themselves like this? Will · Edit that. With this fall's lineup, there be more nudity· with this TV can't get any better. July for Kings Free moviesf · Free CDs! Free concerts! July for Kirigs will be perform ing at 8 p.m. on Monday on the AND get paid for it! greenspace courtesy of SAC. Come enjoy some free live music, and be sure to show up early for free food at 7:30. · WOW! Nope, It's not a scam. Write for Diversions! Lunchtime recital Jeff Goldblum knows. Bassist Tom Sherwood and.ac companist Lisa Ferrel will per Send anemail to form at 12:30 p.m. on· Sept. 14 in . PHOTO COURTESY OF NBC.COM [email protected] or sign-tip at our table at the Edgecliff Recital Hail. Music Club Day on the·Mall on Sept. 12 will include pieces· by Mozart, Tommy Lee in the Nebraska-Lincoln marching band .. lfthat is not Schubert, L~we, and more. This college enough, he now loves to live strong and pop the coller. performace is free to all XU stu ;~~~~~~~~ dents. •· -~ nl illltl~~,~~ .."JUl!i ::UOIU tllC:'il'C hn~- ..:,L lllU .....111U ~ · New Releases ·Live Wires nmtlf u1r..:1:nina11=lll'll · Musical in the park The following discs are due for release on or before Sept. 14 ... Friday, September 9 Friday, September ~ Humans Bow Dow1_1, Lyle Lovett The Cincinnati Playhouse in Apollo Sunshine Apollo Sunshine (spinART) ... Blues Traveler @Alchem!ze · · @ Taft Theatre · t.he Park presents the musical·"A Bastardo! (Vanguard) ... Brakes (members of British Sea Power, Tender Funny Thing Happened on the foot and Electric Soft Parade) Give Blood (Rough Trade) ... Cave In Monday; September 12 Tuesday, September 13 Way to the Forum," opening at 8 Perfect Pitch Black (Hydra Head) ... CoCo Rosie Noah's Ark (Touch and The White Stripes J. Page (ex- .As Friends ~ust) p.m. on Thurs.day. · Go) ... Dandy Warhols Odditorium or Warlords ofMars (Capitol) ... The @ CincinriatiMusic'Hall @Mad Hatter For tickets. or more informa Juliana Theory Deadbeat Sweetheart (Paper Fist/Abacus) ;.. Neon tion, call 421-3888 or visit . Blonde (members of the Blood Brothers) Chandaliers In the Savannah www.cincyplay.com. (Dim Mak) ...... all dates are tentative. THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE DIVERSIONS week of SEPTEMBER 7, 2005 11 High culture right on campus PIN BLOCK ANDREW CRAGO ·Russia, and later on ,Roberto Plano Diversions Editor and Simone Pedroni; both· from Italy, will play. On Nov. 6 guitarist The Xavier University Classical Ana Vidovic, a native of Croatia, Piano and Guitar Series is opening· will be perform. another year of quality classical mu- . There ·wm be two pianists in the sic entertainment. series who have ties to. Cincinnati. The Piano and Guitar series is an Javier Clavere will b~ playing on institution. The piano series was first Jan. 6. He is the Director of Music ·established in 1976, and the guitar and Worship at St. Margaret ofYork series was founded a few years later. Catholic Church in Loveland, OH .. In addition to piano and guitar, there Polina Bespalko will play on Jan. is now a swing series, which features 29. She is a student at ·the Univer larger band shows. sity of Cincinnati College Conser The entire program is self-suffi vatory of Music. C'ient, relying most on alu.mni and lo Many of the musicians have cal donors, in addition to ticket sales. . earned prestigious praise, medals The shows take place regularly on and awards. It is an impressive list, Sunday afternoons, and, although even if I don't know as much about students are. encouraged to attend the winner of the Van Cliburn pi and even receive a hefty discount, an.ff award as I do of a grammy or a the audience is usually. adults. VMA.. Students should take more advan This. year, there are eight solo tage of this stellar program, which piano performances, four solo gui- brings in musicians from around the world. This year, the first pianist to come, Vassily Primakov, is from Sixth string----- . Left-hand{~-----:1:: fingering 3:,.....-----,-~ ·1 . . 4---~ tar performances and seven shows ries are $12 per show, with a $3 in the "Masters of Swing" series. discount for senior citizens: The swing bands run the gamut Swing Series .tickets are $17. from Bob Adams and the Buffalo Xavier. students can get into all of Ridge Jazz Band playing . the shows for $3 each. dixieland, to .the Faux Frenchmen All concerts start on Sundays at playing Parisian gyps.y swing. 2:30 p.m. . Generally, the concert series The' concert dates can be found on the Xavier University Events --11--Side or rib presents rising stars and younger ...,_.,___ _.,_Sound hole artists. ·For example, Vassily Calendar online, but much more ~-11------11""-Rosette Primakov and Roberto Plano are helpful pamphlets can be found at Vassily Primakov. is the ------Purtllng relatively new to professional tour the Gallagher Center Theatre. first performer of the series. ing, though they have been play For more information about the He will be playing at 2:30 ing for decades. series call x3161or800-344-4698, p.m. on.Sept. 25, 2005 in the Tickets for the Piano Series are ext. 3161. Gallagher Center Theatre. $19 per show, and the Guitar Se- In Your Ear ing keyboard, guitar, and synthetic of Manhattan," which sets a high might handle situations like death. should love Death Cab for Cu tie just Death Cab For Cutie beats together into a neat package. standard for the following tracks. 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They are known for combin- It begins with "Marching Bands their relationships and how they Matthews Band, Coldplay, or OAR * 12 . week of SEPTEMBER 7, 2005 CALENDAR AND CLASSIFIEDS . THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE Lf4f1;1]~!~1J4\, -·MONDAY September 7 . September 12 You know where would. be a Club Day on the Mall begins at neat place to travel around? I'll 10 a.m. Be sure to meander around tell you. West Africa. Can't boqk to all the tables and see what strikes By Briana Ha_nsen'. To pla:ce an item in the calendar, send mail to news~ire-calendar~xav~er.edu the ticket this weekend? No prob your fancy. lem because today there is a West And for those of you bullies African Coffee Hour at 3:30 p.m. waiting at the Accounting Club on the s.econd floor of the· lllLU~1•14V4 SATURDAY andConcert Band tables, you are Gallagher Student Center. September 8 ·September 10 .~· required to leave them alone. It's Remember the early ,90s? I Jonathan Taylor Thomas. What Today is Nati.anal Swap Id.eas the start of No Bully Week. know I do. I recall a certain whole- more can be said? That's right Ja Day. What a good idea for a na ln 1953, John F. Kennedy mar•· so me film with a message of to!- dies, the man who likely occupied tional holiday. It encourages dis ried Jacqueline Bouvier. Barry erance. That film was called most of your childish daydreams cussion and exchange. White, who was celebrating his. "Casper," and it contained a turns 24 today. Tim Burns, Xavier's · · In 1977, G:harlene Williams met ninth birthday, wowed the crowd What do you buy this week? l cameo ~ birthday boy and own version of JTT, turns 20. Gerald· Gallego in SacramentO at the wedding reception with his Food or Supplies? TeenBeat hearthrob, Devon Sawa.· In 1810, the first Pacific Fur where the two were seemingly m already 1ncredibly deep voice. . For me, "Casper" was more Comany ship leaves for Oregon. Irfcaseyou're having any doubts nocently celebrating the holiday. That's a lie. I have no way to back thanamovieaboutfriendshipand That's a historiCal fact. A little at all about seeing the movie, keep Unfortunately, the two would that up. untimely love. It had. a much more known historical fact is that once in mind it's Adam Sandler's birth become a serial-killing couple re political purpose. It finally they got there, they had fo face the day and he'd be very upset if you sponsible for the deaths of ten ·T·U ES DAY-· brought some much~needed rec- hazardous Oregon Trail. Everything missed it. Who am I kidding? He's people. I wonder how they even ognition to often discriminated. was going fine until they decided to making millions whether you .de got oti the topic of serial-killing in September 13 against ghost actors. · ford the river and their oxen died, a cide to go to the movie or not. . the first place. Alright; I' II try felling the truth, In one interview, the ghost-ac- , typical rookie mistake. Oh, well. It still may be worth it but I won't like it. Mr. Feeny would tor who played the lovable part of There is a PEP talk in Gallagher to see Nelly make his acting debut · want'it that way. I know because I · "Fatso" discussed his experience Student Center, room 310, at 10:30 playing a guy named Earl Megget. SU·NDAY .. asked Ben Savage, aka Corey from in the e!ltertainment industry. a.m; Maybe at the end of the PEP Nelly's name is Earl! Priceless. ·; September 11 "Boy Meets World," who turns 25 "I've always wanted to explore talk you can discuss different Oregon In 1850, California became the The Buffalo Ridge Jazz Band today. serious musicals like 'RENT' or Trail strategies. Just an idea. 31st state in the union after only . will be performing in the Gallagher It's also National :fortune 'Les Miserables,' but people al two· years, skipping. ter.ritory sta · Student Center Theater at 7 p.m. Cookie J >ay. Fortune cookies are ways scream in my face or ask if tus altogether. · tonight. nice, but they can't replace Mr. they can jiggl~ my fat," he ex ' . If l know anything about my rm taking :my good friend Feeny, so don't try. Imagine a world plained. . September 9 · California history, it is probably be · Ludacris to this event for his without Feeny! The man was there For more information on how At 11 p.m., the Late Night Movie cause California was knpcked up birthday. We've been planning for every Friday night to provide subtle you can help the plight of ghost Series presents "The ·Longest Yard" with Maryland's baby and needed ·months. Luda and I go way back. humor and pertinent advice. for a citizens everywhere, visit their in the Galiagher Student Center to be a legitimate state before Vir Farther t,han he can remember, changing adolescent. T.G.I.F. website at www.onahorse.com. Theater. ginia started asking questions. . because he won't return my calls. Thank Goodness It's Feeny. 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