"r"uw" "r MII\Ml\ RESERVE i i m UMI HilRItl IBRARF VOLUME 74, NUMBER WWW.HURRKANE.MIAMI.EDU FRIDAY. APRIL 11. 1997 in this issue International studies programs merge Studies. current interim dean for the dents. Baloyra said undergraduates will • School of The Faculty Senate recently Graduate School of International Baloyra said the improvements also have a more active participation approved a plan to fuse the two pro­ Studies, said the merger will take will come in the different courses in the cultural and extracurricular International grams. place as soon as possible. The merg­ offered to students at the school. activities pertaining to the school. Professor Enrique Baloyra, cur­ er will include a new curriculum, The new school will offer better Seniors will also be able to take Studies will mix rent coordinator of Interamerican which coordination of the different depart­ classes at the graduate level with Studies at the Graduate School ot Masterson said ments at the University that con­ professors' permission. graduates; International Studies said, will he in place tribute to the education of interna­ "Theoretically, graduating seniors "Effective immediately, the director for the fall of tional studies students, Baloyra said. with permission of the advisor have undergraduates of undergraduate studies in geogra­ 1998. "[These departments include] the always had the privilege of having phy is to report with the existing "[The change] graduate school which our under­ access to a 500-level course," dean [ofthe Graduate School]." will essentially graduates don't have access to now," Baloyra said. By KELLY RUANE The department of geography, be invisible to Baloyra said. Masterson said the idea to merge News Editor currently located in the College of current stu- Students will also have a better the two programs has been in plan­ The University of Miami will be Arts and Sciences, runs the dents," chance of taking courses that are not ning stages for two years. adding a new college to its growing Undergraduate International Studies Masterson said. always offered twice a year. "The two [programs] were found­ number of programs. The Graduate Program. The geography depart­ "They will pro­ MASTERSON "There will be a better chance ed separately and it's simply logical School of International Studies and ment will move into the School of ceed with their [for students] to integrate so there is to have the faculty of the graduate TAMING THE BOBCATS the undergraduate major of interna­ International Studies and run the program in a timely way." less conflict between courses program and undergraduate working tional studies will merge together to program. Baloyra said the merger of the two offered," Baloyra said. "There will • The Hurricanes' baseball form the School of International team pounded cross town John Masterson, vice provost and programs will improve both for stu- be more availability of courses." See GSIS • Page 2 riv.il St. Thomas University Wednesday night, 12-2. SPORTS, page 4 Student receives 0THEY service rTiim award • Tim Morrison recognized for years of service By DANA L. CAIRO GiWS Hurricane Staff Writer The University of Miami has claimed yet another successful stu­ dent in the run for this year's GIANTS ON THE PATIO Excellence in Service Award. • They Might Be Giants will Tim Morrison, a junior in the play the UC Patio tonight. School of Music, is the fourth stu­ Read an interview with band dent from UM to win this presti­ member, John Linnell. gious award. UM has had an award win­ ACCENT, page 6 ner for the last four years. PROSTITUTION Winners in the 1 • One students argues for the past are legalization of the world's old­ Cristina est profession. F.HUNTER CAREY / Pholo Editor M anaricua, VOICES: Lambda Chi brothers Nick Gasis, freshman; Doug (Elvis) Lehtinen, sophomore; Greg Brandon, |r.; Nevin Panjwani, So.; and Steve Jennifer Ellis, freshman, sing their version of The Longest Time by Billy |oel for the 1997 Greek Week Songfest. Gustaffson and OPINION, page 10 Victoria Williams. MORRISON Morrison Greek Week continues with song said he is hon­ ored lo receive this award. CANDLELIGHT VIGIL FOR • Songfest '97, really hard, so it's exciting to On Wednesday morning, the gathered in the University Center "This is being recognized for BARNES, LUMPKINS SUNDAY watch," Hoverkamp said. greeks met on the UC Patio to repre­ Flamingo Ballroom lo listen to Marc doing service which is what I put A candlelight vigil in memo­ Organized Cheer Even the nongreeks on campus sent iheir fraternities and soroniies Stem, who talked about his personal my emphasis on," Morrison said. ry of Marlin Barnes and look forward lo Organized Cheer. in the lip-sync competition. This experience with drinking and dri­ "It means a lot to me because it's Timwanika Lumpkins will lx> bring spirit "Even if you're not in a fraternity evenl attracted many of the lunchers ving. Three years ago during Spring service directed and some people 1 held outside Apartment 36C at or sorority, there are still many on the Patio, who watched male Break. Stern drove wilh his friends really respect who have been al UM I) p.m. Sunday The vigil will By KRISTINA LEMMON events you can walch," said Amy greeks dress up as women while while intoxicated, and the resulting have received this too." mark the one-year anniversary Hurricane Staff Writer Balsam, a nongreek. sorority girls danced on stage. accident killed three of the four pas­ Morrison said ihis award is alsu of Barnes' and Lumpkins' The second half of Greek Week Balsam said she was looking for­ Judges were provided, and took sengers. important to the L'niversity. deaths. Sludents are invited to kicked off this week. ward to "seeing her guy friends note of the themes of each perfor­ Stern was arrested and convicted "It's a real significant thing for bring a c.indle and a friend. Last night, Organized Cheer took dance during Organized Cheer." mance. of manslaughter. At age 21, he was the University because it shows that place on the University Cenler Some greeks were skeptical about Greeks celebrated Songlest on sentenced to 45 years in jail. we have a history of good service WORLD HUNGER DAYS TO Palio. participating. Tuesday nighi This formal occasion Stern's story affected those who leadership," Morrison said. TAKE PLACE NEXT WEEK Reece Hoverkamp, a member of Mali Rotolame, a member of brought different greek organiza­ listened According to Mickey Sigma Chi. said, "Dancing is not tions together, dressed in tuxedos Ileana Espinosa, a member of Students Together Ending Lambda Chi Alpha, said his favorite Rubenstein, Director of Volunteer really my thing, so I won't actually and gowns, and allowed them to Zela Tau Alpha, said, "I was really Poverty (STEP) and LINK will event during Greek Week is participate, but it'will be fun watch­ reveal their singing abilities be co-sponsoring World Organized Cheer. ing my brothers perform." On Monday, the University greeks See SERVICE* Page 2 Hunger Days from Wednesday "Everyone has been practicing See SONG • Page 2 April Hi through Saturday, April 19. Events include "Skip A Meal, Feed Another" in NBA JamFest on campus which sludents agree lo give up one meal and in exchange, by Fleer basketball cards and "The computers have everything DAKA will donate $1.90 per • Students shoot American Express. you wanted to know aboul any play­ meal skipped to I local agency. er in the NBA, even players you "Footsteps into Change" is a hoops, tour The Jam Van, a 67-foot truck, multimedia presentation about transforms into a basketball theme never heard of." one man's ex|x>nences walking 'Walk of Fame' park, also called the NBA Jam When the truck begins its trans­ .u ross Africa and will take Session. formation, a 36-foot beam swings place at H p.m. in the UC By COREY SCHWARTZ "The NBA Jam Session expands out of one of its sides to unveil three lower lounge. Hurric ane Sports Writer the NBA and all of its action lo fans dunk hoops, each a different height, On Thursday from 11 a.m. to Greek Week continued its com­ lhat don't have a professional leam and one three-point hoop. 1 p.m. at the Rock, studenls petitive atmosphere as the executive playing in their city," said I lajuan "[On these events], participants will be decorating bowls for committee hosted the National Eubanks, tour manager of lhe Jam can do what Jordan does." said the Global dinner, which will Basketball Association Jam Session Van. Eubanks. lake place that evening at 6:30 on Wednesday in the Building 21 Inside the vehicle, the "Walk of "There are three-point and slam at the Roek. On Friday from 11 parking lot Fame" features dunk coniests where the winners a.m. to 1 p.m. at the Rock there Greeks and independents alike state-of-the-art receive T-shirts and hats." will also be a hunger fair and were able to play for fun and prim audio, video and Another part of the Jam Van is a letter-writing c ampaign. from 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Some of the interactive sys­ free-throw basket which swivels oui For more information, call prim included trophies and Jam tems. of the back door of Ihe trailer. Ihe Volunteer Services Center Session merchandise. Students can go. A wide-screen television opens at 284-GIVE. In its second year at UM, Ihe free of charge, and from a side panel where fans can NBA Jam Session once again was compare their view some of the NBA's greatest apart of the Greek Week festivities. height, arm length moments or even a live broadcast of The evenl, sponsored by Adidas and shoe size with a NBA game MOSTLY CLOUDY, BREEZY and American Express, began at various basketball There is also a free sweepstakes All-Star Weekend in San Antonio, players from the tei in which anyone can enter. The win­ luday will remain mostly Texas, in February 1996. NBA ner receives tickets to the third cloudy wilh continued breezy Since then, lhe NBA Jain Stilton Students can also test Iheir video game of the NBA finals. i undilions. There is a JO per­ has traveled throughout the country game skills on a Sony PlayStation "It's a lol of fun." said iiiiuni I 'ha/ cent chance of showers to college campuses, malls and or look up informalion about any Slane, a member of lhe Greek Week throughout lhe day. Daytime Boys and Girls Clubs. highs will be near HO with player in the NBA on one of its Executive Committee. The competition takes place winds blowing out ol lhe CMS! many computers. The NBA Jam Van lour will con­ at 15 to 20 m.p.h between February and November. "I think all of the meniiirahili.i. tinue to appear ut select colleges, F.HUNTER CAREY / Photo Editor The NBA Jam Session is Hans different games and information is malls and special evenls through JAMMIN': Sophomore Adrian Caston dunks Wednesday afternoon at \.ilit>nal Wealltet Vein t ported via the Jam Van, presented really cool," said senior David Paul. July 4. the NBA lanil e*st PAGE 2. THI: MINI mHI I;II H HE . FRIDAY, APRIL n, 1997 campus calendar LJ • STUDENT GOVERNMENT: leam more about the meaning of UM recognizes graduate Applications are available for Pesach. Call Rabbi Simon at 445- associate justice positions on the 5444 for more information. SG Supreme Court. To fill out an application stop by the SG office woK at UC 240. 16 post your events in our students for their • L'CHAIM SOCIETY: The compus calendar, stop by our Chabad of the Grove and the • Award ceremony last GRADUATE SCHOOL SERVICE AWARD' RECIPIENTS L'Chaim society at the University office hi University Center, Rm. 221. Also visit Hie Hurricane Online for ot Miami will conduct a communi­ night at the Rat Dean's Award for Service Graduate Student Appreciation Awards ty Seder on Monday, April 21. All additional postings sludents are welcome to join and By KELLY RUANE STUDENTS GRADUATE Business News Editor Michael DiNapoli STUDENTS ADMINISTRATION The graduate students at the University of Susan Frauenglass Paul Bischoff: Motion Richard Bookman: Miami celebrated National Graduate and • Rebecca Hoffman Pictures, School of School of Medicine student government update Professional Student Appreciation Week this (ennifer McCafferty Tarek Khalil: Graduate week. Communication lohnny Ramirez The week was designed to "celebrate and Kim Blair: Higher School Committee chairs announced honor the hard work of graduate students who ALUMNI Education, School of Mark Trowbridge: work to enhance the University of Miami," said Fred Gillis Education Student Activities By M. DENISE GOLDEN Committee. Susan Frauenglass, president of the Graduate Laura Morgan Arthur Brockway: STAFF Hurricane Staff Writer Also at Wednesday's meeting, the Student Association. Robert Rosen English, College of Norma Brito: The Student Government SG approved a bill to donate $100 Yesterday, the Graduate Student Association ADMINISTRATION: to the Women's Resource Center Arts & Sciences Graduate School announced Wednesday that it honored outstanding graduate students at the William Butler recently filled three committee fund-raising breakfast. Sven Mahnkopf: Mary Dulik: English, GSA awards, held at the University Rathskeller. Mark Trowbridge chairperson positions. The bill was authored by Tracy Students danced to music provided by the band FACULTY Physics, College of College of Arts & According to Tracy Wulf, speak­ Wulf and sponsored by the Student Nothing Butt, a blues band comprised of Enrique Baloyra Arfs & Sciences Sciences er pro tempore, the chairperson Government Executive Board. The University alumni. Georgie Labadie Douglas Trefzger: Maria Zayas: positions for Academic Affairs, breakfast will be held on April 26. Frauenglass said it is important to recognize Graduate Programs, University Affairs and Special The SG also passed a bill lo rati­ graduate students because they make up "40 per­ Richard Langendorf History, College of Events were open because of the fy the fall 1997 elections calendar. cent of the population [of the University], though Robert Levy Arts & Sciences School of Medicine natural change of administration Michelle Propos, author of the bill undergraduates know them most as their teaching Robert Moore FACULTY ALUMNI that occurred during elections. and chairperson of the Elections associates and instructors." Donald Olson Enrique Baloyra: Robert Rosen: The special events committee Commission, said the elections cal­ Frauenglass said the awards were given to rec­ Donald Routh Graduate School of Graduate Students will be co-chaired by freshmen endar did not need to interfere with ognize students who worked and contributed to )ay Savage International Studies Alumni Assoc. Ileana Espinosa and Soo Hun any holidays, therefore they need to the quality of education at the University. Vincent Wong Kwan. start as early as possible for the '97- Faculty members were also recognized for Ellen Barrett: UNDERGRADUATE STAFF Sophomore Jim Fatzinger will 98 school year. their efforts. Physiology, School of Annabel Prida: Senior chair the University Affairs Chief Justice Michelle Yee said "We're honoring faculty, administration, staff, )im Gorostola Medicine majoring in English Sandra Hart Committee and Jonathan Singer, a that two associate justice positions alumni and undergraduates who have provided a Hollis Price: and Education junior, will chair the Special Events were still available. lot of support to the GSA and have been a big part )orge Lopez of our success this year," Frauenglass said. Susan McMahon Economics, School of Black engineers UMTV show focuses on psychics win national title "We want to clear some miscon­ tion became concerned with the claims," Mintz said. • Special will ceptions and educate students with increase of paranormal claims in Many people have relied on psy­ said. the reliable information on the para­ 1976 and became dedicated to criti­ chics to even solve crimes, but the • UM chapter Consisting of juniors and seniors explore the normal," said Ronny Minsk, host of cally investigating psychics. foundation works very hard to prove wins 'Academic majoring in computer, mechanical, Contact. "Apparently, psychics are full of them wrong. computer, civil/enviro or electrical paranormal According to Mintz, UMTV is crap," Minsk said. "More and more, "They claim to help the police, in engineering, the NSBE members depending on an abundance of stu­ people these days are claiming that which they really don't. They most­ Technical Bowl' were well-prepared for the competi­ By SARAH GUARNACCIA dents and faculty to support the talk they can do things that don't seem ly get in the way. If they go to the tion. Assistant News Editor show. true." By SARAH GUARNACCIA police, they give them very general Assistant News Editor "We started in December and UMTV will host a talk show for "This is a good talk show and The idea of relying on a paranor­ all students and faculty entitled, information. If it's too good to be The University of Miami chapter kept working until our regional [we] need a live audience for it to be mal force to answer life's questions "Psychics: Are They For Real?" on true, it probably isn't," Minsk said. of the National Society of Black competition in February," Bennett a great show." Mintz. has been brought to the forefront Friday in the Cable Studio Building, Minsk wants students to take Engineers claimed the prestigious said. A psychic will be on hand to give since the death of the 39 Heaven's studio C, at 2 p.m. advantage of this unique opportuni­ title of the 1997 "National In a Jeopardy-type of format, an audience member a reading and Gate members last month. ty* Academic Technical Bowl" at the students who participate in the As a part of the UMTV talk show to defend his or her position that Mintz said he promises that this 23rd NSBE National Convention National Academic Technical Bowl Contact. Andrew Harter of the psychic powers really exist. forum will not revolve around the "This is not our run-of-the-mill held in Boston, March 26-20. are expected to know about each James Randi Educational "They have not been able to find topic of cults. talk show. It is what you see on any Foundation will be discussing The UM engineers competed category. The teams are made up of someone who is actually a psychic," "Thirty-nine people are dead other talk show on any station. Just claims of the supernatural and para­ against some of the most well- 4 members and 2 alternates. Brown Minsk said. because they believed in the super­ because we're a university doesn't normal in this exclusive television known engineenng schools in the said the team used a strategy to win. In what is called the Skeptical natural. This show isn't ahout cults. mean that we can look at these event. country, answering questions aboul "We attacked the questions we Movement, scientists of the founda­ It's about psychics and their issues on a global sc.ile* " knew to try and get ourselves ahead computer _^____—___ engineering, "When and then we sat back on the ques­ tions we weren't so sure about. It Muslim women look for prayer place chemYs'iy. people think was more of a composure we held rather than just a preparation." apartment has made accom­ Jabbar said the position in woman has offered her lab harassed on another campus mate-rial sei- 0f the best • Crowded to be used for women to verbally because she was ences and Brown said. modations for men and which Muslims say their The members of NSME branch apartment women, but the women prayers can often make pray but it's not a mosque praying outside," Jabbar even engineering out to the students ofthe University often feel uncomfortable in women feel uncomfortable. where there are books to said. African- schools, they by advocating the engineering field. too small to a room so small. "It's a bowing in a 90- read." Jabbar said the University i£?C" think Of MIT "Engineering is not predominant­ "It's so small thai the men degre*" angle," Jabbar said. Jabbar said the lab does has heen willing to help. not provide a conducive "Apt. 21-K is available," The UM and Stanford, ly a field everyone wants to jump integrate and women can't be accom­ "A woman can really easily into. We want to dispel the stereo­ modated at the same time feel uncomfortable when a environment for the women Jabbar said. "Dean wng"TrSo but we beat types," Brown said. men, women with respect to Islamic eti­ man is looking at her pray­ to pray. He said the ideal [William] Sandler had men­ received a them." The NSBE's mission is to pro­ quette," Jabbar said. ing in [that] way." would be for a mosque to be tioned that [Apt. 21-K] may mote culturally responsible By KELLY RUANE Before the prayer, women Jabbar said to alleviate built on campus. be available because it's first-place TRACY African-American engineers. News Editor and men have to clean their this discomfort, the Muslim "The ideal would be to actually empty right now." title at the Gale said NSME members are The Muslim women at the face, hands and feet. Jabbar women often position them­ have a mosque on campus Jonathan Brill, president NSBE GALE, always willing to give their time lo University of Miami are explained that Muslim selves behind the men to say where it could accommo­ of Student Government, regional College of help outside the engineering depart­ asking the University to women wear a head cover­ their prayers. date both men and women," said he will look into the competition _ . ° . ment and keep up with their class- help them find a proper ing and they are not sup­ Jabbar said the apartment Jabbar said. "There's a need matter to see what if any­ in Atlanta in Engineering work. place for their daily prayers. posed to take it off in front is too small to have men and for this school to establish a thing he can do about this February, —————— "They work very hard. They are The Muslim men on cam­ of their close relatives. women comfortably praying mosque or to establish issue. made it to the national title by committed socially and academical­ pus use apartment 2IQ. a "When a woman does the at the same time. another apartment for the "I've heard that this is a defeating the Illinois Institute of ly every year," Gale said. small version of a mosque, cleaning she has to take [the The University has tried sisters." very long and involved Technology and the University of As a result of NSBE, Gale said which Muslims call a head covering] off and men to accommodate both men Jabbar said it is safer for issue that's been raised in Oklahoma. the engineers have a responsibility "musalla." The Muslims use are in the vicinity," Jabbar and women. Muslims to have a place to the past." Brill said. "I think we have one of the to iheir academics, the community this room for their five daily said. "This place is so small "Up until recently they've go, especially for the "If there's a population strongest NSBE chapters. When and their success professionally. prayers. that it's really difficult [to had accommodations for women. out there that has this need people Ihink ofthe best engineering Being in the society helps stu­ Haseeb Jabbar, a Muslim remove it without anyone both brothers and sisters," "One time a young then we'll address it and see schools, they think of MIT and dents prepare for their futures. student, said in the past, the seeing.]" Jabbar said. "Recently a woman was sexually what we can do." Stanford, but we beat them," said "The chapter is to inform [engi­ TrSC) (iale. marketing and special neers] more about being prepared events director for the College of for the working world," Bennett Engineenng. "It says a lot about the Students advised to sell said. Morrison wins siuelenis in our chapter." The UM National Championship Participant Sybill Bennett appre­ NSBE Team members are: Hercules ciates Ihe Ulle and the impact il has books back to UM now Huggins, a senior majoring in com­ had on the chapter. service award puter engineering; Clifford When students sell their books back, "It gives us a little prestige and Bradford, a senior majoring in Week for Life, chair of the • Bookstore takes the books are placed in two different exposure," Bennett said. From SERVICE • Page 1 mechanical engineering; Fiolina Center of Empowerment, anil stacks: one for books that will be used by The NSBE competed last year in back most books Lovell, a senior majoring in com­ Services, three students from a site leader for Alternative the University and the other with books the same capacity, taking home the puter engineenng; Sybill Bennell. a Florida were chosen as win­ Spring Break. By ALEX HERNANDEZ the school will not use. third-place title The students junior majoring in electrical engi­ ners. The other two students In addition to his various attribute their improvement this Hurricane Staff Writer "The determination of whether or not neering; Kevin Brown, a junior attend the University of positions and his studies, The University Bookstore buys back the book will be used by the school the year lo their determination and con­ majoring in civil and environmental Florida and Florida State Morrison still finds time to be fidence students' books for a fraction of the price following year is done by the professor engineering; John Eric Simmons, a University. a resident assistant in Hecht thai sludents paid for them. ofthe course, not the bookstore, and then "This time, we were more deter­ senior majoring in computer engi­ Since 1991, the Florida Residential College. mined to win. The winning desire- Charles R. Canfield, director of the the information is placed in the comput­ neering. Office of Collegiate Morrison was notified three was in the air," John Eric Brown University Bookstore, said the bookstore er accordingly," Canfield said. Volunteerism has chosen stu­ weeks ago of his winning and gives the studeni back 50 percent of Canfield said if a new edition of the dents who have presented will travel to Tallahassee this whal he or she paid for the book. book comes out, then the book is useless UM adding School of themselves as active volun­ Friday to receive his award. This only occurs if the book is going to the Universily and the independent teers on their campus and The other two winners will to be used again for another class at the book companies within their community. also receive their award at University. If the beiok is nol going to be Canfield suggests students turn in any International Studies Not only have these stu­ this press conference. used again, but there may he a use for it, old books from past semesters lo insure dents achieved successes in "It will continue to require a dou­ In addition, at Friday's the book is bought back at wholesale by getting some money for them before the volunteerism, but they have new editions come out. From GSIS • Page I ble major," Masterson said. press conference, the winner an independent hook company. exceptional accomplishments of the Florida College Student two years and this is part of the "International study abroad will in other areas, as well. of the Year will be planning process.'' continue lo be encouraged if not Rubenstein said that this required. Students enrolled in |the announced. Morrison has Greek Week continues Masterson said the merger should year, the Florida Office of already received a $1,000 College of) Arts and Sciences and Collegiate Volunteerism From SONG * PaRe 1 on campus," said Emy-lou Alvarez, a strengthen the curriculums of both scholarship for the Service in [the School ofjCommunication will received the largest number member of Zeta Tau Alpha. programs. Excellence Award and he will touched hy whal he said, and I'm sure he be able to have a second majeir [in of applications with their pool Dean Richard Walker said everything "It will not affect students right receive a second scholarship touched many other hearts as well." the School of International of applicants as well-quali­ has been going well this year for Greek now," Masterson said for being named a finalist for Although most of lhe greeks gathered Sludies |" fied as possible. Week because of the months of plan­ "In the coming months the facul­ the Florida College Student of lo hear Stem to earn points for the com­ University administrators are cur­ Morrison has held many ning by the committee that went into the ty will be working on a new cur­ the Year. petition, the majority of the greeks said evenl riculum" rently conducting a search lor a leadership positions in cam­ After his graduation in they were convinced lhal including this "The committee has done an excellent The changes will nol affect cer­ dean to replace Masterson pus organizations, including event in Greek Week was important. Baloyra said the new dean will president of AWARE, presi­ 1998, Morrison will intern job in organizing all the different tain aspccls of Ihe program, such as Students al UM said they were enjoy­ events, which is probably one of the probably be hired within the nexl dent of Amnesty with the University of Miami Ihe need for sludenls lo fulfill two ing Greek Week. main reasons lor this year's success," two weeks International, vice chair of a as a music therapist. major requirements lor graduation "I've never seen such unity and spirit Walker said FRIDAY, APRIL, 111997 • THK IHliHI Hi KRIft\E • PAGE >

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sports briefs U.S.A. BASEBALL SUMMER St. Thomas baptized by fire Wednesday CAMP INVITES UM PLAYER University of Miami sopho­ • Canes bury more pitcher Robbie Morrison was one of eight additional players invited to the 1997 Bobcats during U.S.A. Baseball National Team's summer camp. The endless drizzle camp opens June 4 at Space Coast Stadium in Viera, Fla. By BRYAN DOLGIN Morrison, a Hurricane clos­ Hurricane Sports Writer er, joins sophomore teammate The Hurricane baseball team con­ third baseman Pat Burrell. tinued to scorch opposing pitchers. Burrell was among the first ten Their hot bats scattered 15 hits en players invited to the camp. route to a 12-2 victory over National Morrison, a Collegiate Association of Intercollegiate Baseball first-team All- Athletics opponent St. Thomas American as a freshman, leads University on Wednesday night at the Hurricanes this season with Mark Light Stadium. five saves and a 1.26 ERA. The Hurricanes (27-12) played three innings of dry baseball until UM FRESHMEN TO SWIM IN the rain came. USS NATIONAL 10 K The rain started in the fourth and Hurricane freshmen swim­ may have been the reason tlie bats mers Julie Kemp and )an cooled down. Sibbersen will compete in the Most of the hitting and all the run United States Swimming production was done in the first four National 10 K Championships innings. on Saturday al 9:30 a.m. in The rain Indiatlantic, Fla. continued "/ just Kemp and Sibbersen both for the rest qualified for the champi­ of the wanted to ARMANDO BONICHE / Editor in Chief onships based on their mile game. SMACKIN' IT: Lale Esquivel (39), who started at third base Wednesday night in place of Pat Burrell, hits a fly ball off of St. Thomas pitcher Jose times at the Big East "You come out Huguet (far right) in the first inning. Esquivel later scored one run in the Canes' 12-2 victory over the Bobcats. Championships. might and hit the Sibbersen earned All- have to Conference honors at the Big play a ball hard." score 4-1 after one complete. East Championships in five game like The Hurricanes got it going again events (1,650-yard freestyle, that in the JASON in the second. 800-yard freestyle relay, 500- With shortstop Brad Brewer on Miami looks to scalp Noles NCAA MICHAELS, yard freestyle and the 400-yard second and Hill on first, Michaels tourna­ right fielder Atlantic Coast Conference. Also, they have a pretty freestyle relay). ment, drilled his second 2-RBI double of • Canes travel to FSU for dam good team. Kemp placed sixth at the Big regionals the game. After two innings, the FSU is baiting .318 as a team entering this week­ East in the 1,650-yard Canes were on top 6-1. or World Series, I think it's good to weekend series end's games. The Seminoles are led by junior center freestyle, 13th in the 500-yard play in this game," said head coach "I felt real well, I concentrated fielder J.D. Drew who is batting .470 with 19 home freestyle and 16th in the 200- Jim Morris. "You have to practice in and the focus was good," said By BRYAN DOLGIN runs and 66 runs batted in. Senior left fielder Jeremy yard butterfly. these situations because it might Michaels. "I just wanted to come out Morris is batting .346 (12 HR, 61 RBI). happen in a big game." and hit the ball hard." Hurricane Sports Writer Hurricanes catcher Mike Lopez-Cao will be kept SPRING FOOTBAU UPDATE The Bobcats (33-12) got on the In the top of the third, the Bobcats The drum is beating, the arms are chopping and practically everyone will be wearing the colors garnet busy behind the plate. On Saturday, April 12, at board first. Jason Clarke led off the loaded the bases and a David Gil and gold. FSU is fleet afoot on the base paths. They have 8:30 a.m., fans will be able to first with a double down the right wild pitch scored Norlayn Rubio stolen 102 bases on 120 attempts. select their seat location for field line. He advanced to third on a from third. St. Thomas left the bases That can only mean the Hurricanes baseball team's season tickets until 3 p.m. at ground out. loaded with the Canes ahead 6-2. next opponent will be Florida State at Tallahassee. FSU pitching is above par. They have a team ERA the annual Select-a-Seat at the Sophomore Rick Saggese, play­ In the home half of the fourth. "It's a very tough environment, but to be honest, I of 4.08 and send a couple of quality starters to the hill Orange Bowl. ing first base for the first time since Huff's infield single scored Hill think it helps us," said Hurricanes head coach Jim to face the Hurricanes. Morris. "It helps create an environment for the Head coach Butch Davis the first game of the season, threw from third. Hill reached on a base hit Hurricanes senior co-captain J.D. Arteaga (5-3, [NCAA] tournament and the end result [is] it makes and select players will be on the ball wildly to third. The attempt and stole his 24ft] base of the season 2.63 ERA, 59 K) will face Randy us better." hand to sign autographs at the to get Clarke failed as the ball trav­ prior to scoring. The Hurricanes led Choate (8-1, 3.27, 66) on Friday. Orange Bowl until 9:30 a.m. eled to the fence, enabling Clarke to 8-2. Game times are 7 p.m. on Friday and Saturday. Sophomore Darin Spassoff (5- Fans are to use the Nl park­ score. Still in the fourth, the bases were Sunday's tilt starts at I p.m. All games can be heard 3, 4.30) will go up against Randy ing lot, off NW 7th St. and NW The Hurricanes bounced back in loaded when Canes catcher Mike on 90.5 WVUM. Niles (3-3, 4.43). 14th Ave., and enter the the bottom half. Bobcats starter Jose Lopez-Cao (1 -for-3, 3 RBI) drilled a The Hurricanes (27-12) are coming off an impres­ The finale on Sunday will fea­ Orange Bowl through the Huguet walked center fielder Ryan triple to the gap in right center. That sive three-game sweep of the former second-ranked ture the Canes freshman starter, Northeast plaza. Grimmett and freshman Bobby Hill, boosted the Hurricane lead to 11-2. team in the country, Georgia Tech. Alex Santos (6-0, 2.36, oppo­ The annual Orange and then gave up a double to junior Cao scored a split second later on a The three victories boosted Miami in the polls. nent's BA .202), going up against i*ii Green scrimmage will also Jason Michaels (2-for-3. 4 RBI), his wild pitch. The Hurncanes finished They are ranked as high as eighth in the Collegiate FSU's Chris Chavez (1-1, 2.70, Baseball poll. FLORIDA STATE take place on Saturday, at 11 team-leading 19th on the season. the 6-run fourth inning ahead 12-2. 48K). "We are coming off a huge weekend," said sopho­ a.m. at the UM campus at the Grimmett and Hill scored to make The starting pitcher, freshman Hurricanes pitching was domi­ Dkk Howser Slad. more third baseman Pat Burrell. "We got a lot of con­ Greentree Practice Field. The the score 2-1. David Gil, worked four innings nant last weekend against Georgia Fri., Sat., 7 p.m. fidence; a lot of guys got in the ball game and every­ scrimmage will be open to the The Hurricanes were not finished recording three strikeouts and five Tech. Sun., 1 p.m. After a Saggese single, left fielder one did well." public. walks. Righthander Todd Ozias, They only gave up five runs Radio: VWUM 90.5 FM Mandy Jacomino (3-for-3) knocked FSU is ranked number six in the same collegiate who came into the game after Gil, while striking out 35 batters in the ~~ Saggese in on an RBI double to left recorded the win after pitching two poll and has a 28-10 record entering this weekend's SOCCER CLUB LOOKING TO series. 3-game set. CAPTURE TOP SPOT centerfield. The Canes had a 3-1 innings with one strikeout and one advantage. The Noles had a tough weekend of baseball "The difference in our team compared to the begin­ The University of Miami walk. Designated hitter Aubrey Huff (2- against Clemson last weekend. They won two of three ning till now is we are playing good defense and we men's soccer club is looking to St. Thomas could not rain on for-3, 2 RBI) knocked in Jacomino games against the 25th-ranked Tigers. are getting good pitching," said center fieder Ryan take the number one position Miami's hit parade, though, on a base hit to left field making the FSU, similar to Georgia Tech, competes in the Grimmett. "We are playing consistent now." from Argentina United this Wednesday night. weekend. If the soccer club, currently ranked number two in the Gold Coast League, defeats Davis counting on young players to step up Argentina United on Sunday night, Miami will overtake lack of inexperience, until they gain that expe­ "Is it going to be Nate Brooks? Is it going to situations." them for the top spot. • 1997 season rience through the lirst three or four ball be a Nick Ward? We need to cultivate another "Ideally, you'd like to think that all these games." guy that becomes the next Tremain Mack." guys, and I believe they can, deliver plays thai outlook positive Davis said the inexperience of some can be Davis then spoke about linebacker Nate give you a chance to win. They're all going to this week's sports compensated for if those with experience step Webster. Webster was an All-American in get a chance to be showcased, to run the ball, By IONATHAN SANTUCCI up. high school, but didn't play last season to catch the ball," said Davis. FRIDAY, APRIL 11 Assistant Sports Editor "What we need to happen is [for] some of because his test scores were challenged by the Last season Miami's leading receiver was With a compiled 17-6 record. Butch Davis, the seniors and juniors to step up and become NCAA clearinghouse. Baseball @ Florida State Yatil Green, while the team's leader in touch­ the head football coach at the University of a dominant force in the defense," said Davis. "It's a tough transition for any freshman to 7 p.m., Tallahassee, Fla. downs was Tony Gaiter. Both players finished Miami, is entering his third season ahead of Davis also addressed the defensive end situ­ come in like Nate Webster has had to and leam their college career last season, but receivers M Track @ Fla. State Champ. many others ation. Last season the Hurricanes had Kenard the complicated things that we do. He obvi­ Jammi German and Omar Rolle are each All Day, Orlando, Fla. Last season the Hurricanes went 8-3 and Lang and Kenny Holmes on the ends, ously has all of the physical ability. He's got returning from injury. defeated the University of Virginia in the accounting for 23 of Miami's 34 sacks. Both all the tools. He's tough enough. He's a great W Track @ Fla. State Champ. In 1995, German was selected to the All-Big Carquest Bowl, 31-21. of them are now gone, and are expected to be tackier," Davis said. "In his own package he is All Day, Orlando, Fla. Easl first team. Going into the 1997 season, the Canes have selected in the first or sec­ way ahead in the run defense department—he "If Jammi comes back and has a better year ond round of the NFL SATURDAY, APRIL 12 lost 23 players, 12 of them starters. Davis plays the run part of it better than anyone in '97 than he did in '95, then it's a huge plus," spoke about the team's outlook for 1997 and draft (April 19-20). we've got." Davis said. "If Omar comes back and plays Baseball @ Florida State what players he expects to make an impact Currently, Derrick Ham On defense, Miami will be looking for sev­ better than he did in 95, then that's certainly 7 p.m., Tallahassee, Fla. next season. is starting at one defen­ eral key players to step up as leaders. a plus." W Tennis vs. South Florida "I don't think losing a player is that big in sive end position and Cornerback Duane Starks, Fortney, defen­ "I thought that those two guys, along with 11 a.m., Schiff Center college football," Davis said. Denny Fortney was sive tackles Michael Lawson and Damione Magic Benton, and possibly Aaron Moser and "There's going to be turnover. Obviously, recently moved from Lewis, and linebacker Rod Mack are among Jeff Popovich, have to be able, as a group, [to] M Track @ Fla. State Champ. we lost a lot of key players that had a lot of defensive tackle to the those Davis is expecting to emerge. deliver the same performances that Yatil, All Day, Orlando, Fla. experience. Nol only the starters thai left, but other end. "We need to have someone emerge in Tony. Magic and Jermain Chambers did lasl W Track @ Fla. State Champ. some of the backups that played for the past According to Davis, almost all position groups. We need a guy to year." All Day, Orlando, Fla. two or three seasons." Brian Stinson, Matt DAVIS become a ring leader, a pace setter, the guy There are some players who have caught Defensively, the Canes have lost nine Sweeney and Quincy who sets the example," said Davis. Crew @ Fla. Intercollegiate Davis' eye this spring. starters and two backup players. Miami lost Hipps, although young, are expected to This spring, Chris Jones, Mondriel Fulcher Rowing Champ. "Nate Brooks is having a good camp as a their top eight tacklers from last season, and improve and give the team a core of four or and Daniel Franks are all competing for the 9:45 a.m., Tampa, Fla. cornerback. We moved Kerlin Blaise from left none of the returning defensive players five players that can play at the defensive end starting role at tight end. Davis has praised the [offensive] tackle to right tackle and he's play­ Swim & Dive @ USS Nat'l 10K recorded more than 50 tackles last year. position. three tight ends and has been pleased with ing better at right tackle than he ever played at 9:30 a.m., Indiatlantic, Fla. "I think we have some very talented young One aspect of football that Davis prides both their blocking and catching. lelt tackle Thai [has] clearly been a very, very himself in is special teams. Before Davis "I feel real good about the tight ends this Football vs. Orange and Green defensive players, and in some areas they may good decision on our part to move him," said became the head coach, the Hurricanes' lasl year. Athletically, they are all exactly what Spring Game actually be better than the guys that were here Davis. blocked punt was in 1991 and their last we're looking for," Davis said. "They are guys 11 a.m., Greentree Field that just recently left," Davis said. "The one During the off-season the Canes have thing that [the coaching staff] can't give them, bloc ked field goal was in 1994. that are very good athletes, they have extiaor signed 19 high school players. Soccer ® University of Florida Since 1995, the Canes have blocked or elm.II il\ good hands, they can all catch the ball and that they need to gain on their own, is "I am truly pleased with the recruiting effort 3 p.m., Gainesville, Fla. experience in game situations." deflected 22 kicks. Another loss for Miami [and] they are all physical." ol the looihall staff." said Davis. "This is an Davis said that the coaching staff will be was Tremain Mack, their top special teams The Canes also have an advantage at the outstanding class. We were able to address SUNDAY, APRIL 13 patient with the young players as long as they player. Mack blocked four kicks lasi season, running back position. many of our needs." led the nation in kickoff return average and Baseball @ Florida State give their best effort. "We have four very talented running backs "I am conliekni lhal these players will help "We won't compromise on effort. We won't was named Big East Player of the Year. and each of them [have] dimensions they 1 p.m., Tallahassee, Fla. itinue lhe success of „ur football pro compromise on fundamentals, because they Davis said the coaching staff needs to find bring to the ball game," Davis said. "Some of gram here at the University of Miami ." Soccer @ Argentina United out who will be the next big special teams them give you a breakaway threat at the run­ can master the techniques of playing as well as Miami's final scrimmage of the spring sea­ b p.m., Hallendale High sii|ierstar. anyone else," said Davis. "If they maintain a ning game. Some of Ihem give you exception­ son is tomorrow at 11:45 a.m. in the Orange & positive attitude and arc giving great effort "On special teams we need lo find out who al pass receiving skills Souie ol ihem are M- Men's; W- Women's i -ii .n Spring Game on the Greentree Pr... iu i and are coachable, they will make up for thai will be the next Tremain Mack," Davis said greal in the tough, hard, short-yardage running Field

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By ZACHARmghtbY UNTERMAN e weren't really thinking on doing some were finally getting attention in other Accent Editor other project." Linnell said. "At this parts of the country besides the New ohn Linnell and John Flanshurgh point now, this is what we do, and we York area. Like flipping on a light have been recording as a duo don't have lhat much time for many switch. Kingpin Labels, who months since 1986. They Might Be other things. In the early '80s it was just before wouldn't take their phone calls. J Giants is the name of a film star­ a side project—we had done and wrote were now phoning them. They were the ring George C. Scott and Joanne songs together. It was basically just for hot band. Woodward. "If s>just a name that didn't fun. "I guess we've kind of had that expe­ sound like other band names," John "John lived upstairs from me. We had rience more than once," Linnell said. Linnell said, in a telephone interview Ihis idea of trying to record something. "We were struggling along, and then from Australia where they were per­ MEXICAN MASKS We kind of wanted our friends to hear suddenly it was kind of weirdly easy to forming a national tour in support of our recordings. So we thought maybe set gigs or to get the attention of who­ The Lowe Art Museum their sixth album. Factory Showroom. we'd make one of those flexible records ever. That's the way it goes. When we (J301 Stanford Drive, Coral Restless Records released a 2-CD, that you get in magazines. We found got signed to Elektra it was kind of a Cables, Florida 33124-6310) 73-song retrospective box-set entitled that it was very cheap to have those similar experience. The week we signed will preview Mexican Masks 77i(7i. Ihe Earlier Years. printed up. That's what we did. the deal with Elektra suddenly every­ of the Twentieth Century: A "It's a collection of all of the pre-get- "We contacted the Acetone Sound body else wanled to talk to us. Even Living Tradition. Organized by ting-signed-to-Elektra material," Sheet Company in Clearwater, Florida, Elektra had rejected us a few years ear­ the Danforth Museum of Art, it Linnell said, "which consists ofthe first which probably is out of business now, lier. I think there's this kind of word of runs through May 25. The two albums and all of the EPs and B- I would imagine. Although, who mouth aspect to the record industry." University of Miami Student sides. And then there's a lol of bonus knows. At that time they were doing The band's first major label single, Exhibition runs through May 1. Iracks that we've tossed in. It's a great pretty big business printing up these lit­ 1990's "Birdhouse In Your Soul," Also on exhibition from May 8 package. It's got a 32-page booklet, and tle plastic records. We printed like a become a top-ten hit in the UK. They to May 25, the University of there's a lot of picture artwork, lis a thousand and gave most of them away." toured around the world and performed Miami Master of Fine Arts very nice record." They did a lot of gigs in NYC, des­ over 160 shows in North America, Exhibition. Preview, Their new Elektra album, Factory perately trying to get recognized. Europe, Australia and Japan. The band Wednesday, May 7, 8-10 p.m. Showroom . is their second band effort. "We definitely look back fondly on has made numerous television appear­ They have been touring with a full band thai time," Linnell said. "Some of our ances including: The Larry Sanders since 1992. Linnell talked openly aboul best shows were in a little room on First Show, Late Night wilh Conan O'Brien, " what triggered that decision, afler per­ Street, in the Lower East Side." The Late Show with David Letterman, movie clock forming with just Flansburgh for seven When asked about his outlook on the The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and years. "It's was a very big shock. We MU COSFORD CINEMA music business before he entered it, and Good Morning America. They're con­ were in the middle of touring for Apollo now that he's been in it for over a stantly touring. "We spend a lot of our Helfcw: 284-4861 18, and we thought,we'd get some other decade, he responded satirically: lives out of New York, just like on the Riku musicians to come play wiih us on "Before I entered it I thought it was road somewhere. Sometimes it feels (Japanese with sub-titles) stage. cooL.Now I think it sucks!" Linnell like we're on the road permanently. Fri., Sat.: 7:30 p.m., 9:30 p.m. "As soon as we started talking about said. "I was being facetious. I think I "It's really just our gig. I really don't Sun.: 5:30 p.m., 7:30 p.m. that, we thought, well why don't we probably didn't have as clear a sense of particularly want to be on the road all of just get rid of the tape. Hire a band. It this before, but I think I was probably the time. It's part of what we do. It's a Scream happened very abruptly. We were sud­ somewhat cognoscente of the fact all way to promote the record. I'm mainly Fri., Sat.: 11 p.m. denly in the middle of a tour. We came along that it's a business. interested in making records. I like Sun.: 9:30 p.m. home, and I started auditioning musi­ "The record companies are not chari­ doing shows. But ifs pretty hard work." cians. And that's the way it's been since ty organizations. The only point where They are now touring for Factory then." your interests as an artist and their Slunvmom. and will be performing at what to do John and John have known each interests are running along parallel to the University Center Palio tonight. other since grammar school. They one another is to the extent that you They Might Be Giants will be perform­ • This weekend at the became friends in high school in both want to sell records. So it's noth­ ing their extremely unique sound with Rathskeller: Friday, April 11 — Sudbury, Mass , where they worked on ing io cry about. I'm glad that we get to songs like "Panicle Man," "Birdhouse Howl ,it the Rat Happy Hour; lhe school paper and recorded some make records and everything, but I in Your Soul," "Istanbul (Not Friday, April 18 — Senior songs together. After high school, they don't really have a big problem with the Constantinople)," and their new hit, "S- H.i|»py Hour; Friday, /-Xpril 25 moved to different states. Linnell record industry." E-X-Y" *— The Last Happy Hour — All played in the Rhode Island band The He shouldn't. In 1987, after years of night Happy Hour, MTV's "We're doing a lot of Factory Mundanes, while Flansburgh played in hard work in NYC, KRQQ, the pow­ Singled-Out 7 p.m. a couple of garage bands while in col­ Showroom. We're doing a certain erful Los Angeles modem rock station, amount of stuff, very old material that lege in Ohio. Both moved to Brooklyn started playing their song, "Don't Let's • Story Theatre Productions, in 1981. converging at an apartment we haven't done in a long time. Partly Start" off the band's first album, self- to promote then; The Earlier Years, as Inc and Florida Theatrical building in Park Slope. titled They Might Be Giants. It became well. And that's mainly it. We're doing Association arc proud to pre­ "We both just happened to w ind up in a minor hit in L.A., and along with their stuff we've never done in Florida sent the highly acclaimed Brooklyn. I was in another band at that Dial-A-Song service—"a phone before because it's new and some stuff musical, FREEDOM TRAIN, point, and concentrating on that. And machine you call up and hear a differ­ because its very old. It'll be an all new based on the life of Harriet John was going to school, so we ent song lon]"—They Might Be Giants show." Tubman, at the Parker Playhouse in Fort Lauderdale and the Jackie Gleason Theatre in Miami Baach, April 11-19. lackie Gleason Theater, Miami Beach — Family Matinee: Sunday, April 13 -2:00 p.m. School performances: Monday, April 14 -9:45 and 11:15 a.m. Parker Playhouse, Fort Lauderdale School performances: Tuesday-Frid.iy, April 15-18 - 9:45 & 11:15 am. Family Matinee: Saturday, April 19 - 10:30 a.m. Tickets for the school performances are $4.00 each, with one free for each ten purchased. Tickets for the family matinees are $7.00 per ticket, and $6.00 each for groups of 15 or more. Study guides, which enhance the the- Stra experience by providing related exercises and activities, are provided to all student groups and are available upon request by individual ticket buyers. Tickets are available by phoning Story Theatre (954) 76 3-881 3 in Broward, or (105) 947 3790 in Dade or TICKET- MASTER at (954) 523-3309 in Broward, (305) 358-5885 in Dade, or (561) 966-3309 in Palm Beach or any TICKET- MASTER Ticket Center includ­ ing Sear's, Spec's MUSK and Blockbuster Music.

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By DANIEL HART MacMurray will revisit Barbara poses that perhaps they Greek Columnist GROSS POINTE BLANK Stanwyck in Double Indemnity, know­ should form a union, he Greek Week Opening Ceremony is a time in which ing full well it will ruin him. too. several prestigious honor societies lap in new members. Grosse Pointe Blank will undoubted­ Though at times it's TOne of these is Order of Omega, a national honorary, ly draw many comparisons to Pulp almost too clever for its which was founded at U.M. in 1959. The society is only for (out of four stars) Fiction, which is appropriate, though it own good, Grosse Pointe fraternity members, and bases its selections on character, should be noted that director George Blank has a sense of anar­ integrity and leadership. Order of Omega also holds its tap­ Armitage has done this sort of thing chic fun that rarely makes it pings during Homecoming, and is awarded only to undergrad­ By SCOTT TOBIAS before, most impressively in 1990's into bigger Hollywood pro­ uate juniors and seniors. Film Critic Miami Blues. Tarantino and Armitage ductions, where high budgets Rho Lambda is also a national honor society that was The spirited, eccentric black comedy have an unabashed love of American B- tend to eliminate that possibili­ founded at UM. It was started in 1962, and it honors women Grosse Pointe Blank cruises along so movics and trash, films that often ty (as in The Saint, for one). in Panhellenic who have shown superior leadership, ability effortlessly, it's easy to forget how thin a explore what's possible once morality is The actors give uniformly and loyalty to their soronty and to Panhellenic. Like Order of line it's treading. After all, this is ,i thrown out the window. Their movies excellent performances because Omega, Rho Lambda is a tremendous honor. movie that asks us to accept a hitman as exercise the same freedom and, in order they're given interesting things to Paideia is another honor society lor greeks that taps in their a romantic lead. Unlike, say, The to work, they rely on the audience to sus­ say. Ironically, this dark premise yields new members during Greek Week. In order to get tapped, one Professional, no apologies are made for pend their beliefs—not their disbelief— one of the more infectiously light needs a 3.5 cumulative grade-point average and at least sixty this guy—he shoots people in cold blood and be in on the joke. and charming romantic come­ for money and he's very successful at it; credits. Armitage and his four screenwriters, dies in some time. he's in demand. In addition to these three greek honorees, there are olher Cusack among them, provide moments campus wide organizations that hold their tappings around this But even the morally impaired need of outrageous kitsch and genuine insight time. Mortar Board is a national senior honor society that is love and, though the killing stuff is a in equal measure. The two come togeth­ based on scholarship, leadership and service. Omicron Delta minor sticking point, his successful er naturally at the reunion itself: the sight Kappa is a national honor society for exceptional leaders, and courtship of an old high-school flame is of young adults returning to the uncer­ offers membership to undergraduate juniors and seniors, grad­ pleasurably sweet. tain territory of iheir old high school uate/professional school students and to the faculty and Heading a smartly chosen ensemble gymnasium is embarrassing in a way administration. Last, but certainly not least, is Iron Arrow, "the cast, John Cusack plays Martin Blank, a thai feels absolutely and absurdly right. highest honor attainable at the University of Miami." It was hired gun who's looking for something Martin and Debi are smart enough to founded at the University of Miami in 1926, and is based on more in his life. He tries to explain his hide away in the bleachers and reminisce five criteria: love of alma mater, character, leadership, schol­ problems lo his psychiatrist (Alan at an ironic distance, rather than experi­ arship and humility. New Iron Arrow members were initiated Arkin), but finds him reluctant to help ence the awkwardness all over again. last week. and for good reason: "I have to be hon­ One of the mosl inspired jokes of the est. I'm frightened of you." In other greek events, the A.G.L.O. Leadership Banquet was movie is how older people react to held on March 22 at the Westin Resort on Miami Beach. When Martin gets an invitation to his Martin's occupation. In a way. he defies Approximately 125 people from the executive boards of greek 10-year high school reunion in Detroit, what's expected of the slacker genera­ letter organizations attended the event. The banquet was a suc­ he decides to attend. And, why not? tion: he no longer lives in his hometown, cess, as many of the attendees learned new tips and informa­ He'll be there on business, anyway. he wears a suit to work and he's some­ tion concerning the management of a chapter. Guest speakers Riding into town to the familiar beats thing of an entrepreneur. When he tells spoke about such topics as risk management, social responsi­ of '80s new-wave hits, Martin now has a Debi's father what he does for a living, bility, stress management, conflict management, rush and chance to revisit the past and redeem Martin is not the least bit surprised at his B.A.C.C.H.U.S. (Boosting Alcohol Consciousness himself, crawling back to Debi response: "Good for you," he says. Concerning the Health of University Students). The role of Newberry (Minnie Driver), the woman "Growth industry." A.G.L.O. (Association of Greek Letter Organizations), is to he stood up on prom night. The two have Being a hitman is just like any other oversee the Interfraternity Council, the Panhellenic Council chemistry together, so much so that her business, ruthless and dog-eat- and the Federation of Black Greeks. A.G.L.O. will be holding attempts to chide him for leaving her dog. As Martin's rival their annual awards ceremony on April 17. Certain chapters broken-hearted and taking up his current (Dan Aykroyd, in an and outstanding individuals in the greek system will receive occupation come across as flirty. uncharacteristi­ honors for their work and involvement during the past year. There's no question she'll take him cally funny per­ Delta Phi Epsilon celebrated 80 years as a national soror­ back, whatever the dangers (and there formance, pro­ ity and 10 years as a chapter on the UM campus on March 17. are plenty), just as surely as Fred Kappa Kappa Gamma recently went to their Mu Province convention. They were one of the only chapters to receive three awards: the Jane Stemper Communications Award, the Strive for Pi award (over 51ci of the chapter had over a 3.14 G.P.A.) and the award for the second-highest G.P.A. in the province. Sigma Delta Tau will be in the Breezeway during the last week of classes for Blue Ribbon Month, which promotes the prevention of child abuse, S.D.T's national philanthropy. Blue Ribbon Monlh is laking place this month, and they ask that people please wear a ribbon and make a donation to this importani cause. Zeta Tau Alpha is participating in a service project with the Children's Home Society on April 13. They are also co- sponsoring the Women"s Resource Breakfast on April 26. Alpha Kpsilon Pi is having their Formal at the Embassy Suites on Deerfield Beach tonight. They also recently had a brotherhood retreat at the University of Florida with Alpha Pholo courtesy HOLLYWOOD PICTURES COMPANY Epsilon Phi sorority. Photo courtesy HOLLYWOOD PICTURES COMPANY Alpha Sigma Phi is having a golf tournament with their POINTE OF NO RETURN: John Cusack as Martin Blank in George A PORTRAIT OF A HITMAN: )ohn Cusack and Minnie Driver alumni on April 19. Proceeds will benefit Canine Companions Armitage's black comedy, Crosse Pointe Blank. rekindle an old flame for Independence, Alpha Sig's national philanthropy. The golf tournament will also serve as an opportunity for undergradu­ ates and alumni to spend time together. They are having their annual Black and White Formal on Saturday, April 26. Alpha Tau Omega had an alumni event this past weekend. Alumni flew in from all parts of the country. They raised $2,000 from donations. Bands battle in an attempt to help the blind Kappa Sigma is preparing for their eleventh annual Alumni Softball game on April 20. They are having their Black and White Formal on April 26 at the Sheraton Biscayne, This is another annual event which is held in conjunction with Ten Bands Compete In The Battle Of The Bands For $500 the Greater Miami Kappa Sigma Alumni Association. They are also working on a future golf tournament to benefit the By ZACHARY UNTERMAN profit agency in downtown Miami. stages bands to 16 Then we played them on Miami Project. Accent Editor And what they do there is teach blind Wentz proclaimed an opposite rea­ the all request show. And then callers people to live productive lives, like had to call in for their favorite band. Lambda Chi Alpha is currently conducting a raffle thai Garlos Riveron and Noel Sanchez sein, "They give us a lot of money for blind people can hang out wnh olher From there we narrowed it down to benefits the Angel Foundation, which funds AIDS research. are blmd. it." blind people Ihere. 10." Prizes will include various gift certificates and the grand prize They are ex-Miami Lighthouse for The ten bands are all from South "And it's so amazing, they teach will be a trip for two to the Bahamas. The drawing will be held the Blind members who are currently Florida, each competing for a $500 Masongsong looks forward to lhe them things like how to cook, how to in the upcoming weeks. They are also working on an alumni involved with Shake-A-Leg Miami, a cash prize. Bands include: Endo, event again this year: "It'll be a lot of use knives, how to make your bed in golf day, where alumni will attend from around the country. sailing program for the physically Fulano de Tal, Honeysticks, Jongleurs, fun To gel different bands from differ­ Ihe morning. It's a great thing. All the In addition, on April 14. Lambda Chi will be hold their challenged. Jumpin' Jive, Life of Riley. ent genres together. To build your dif­ money is donated to them." Teacher Appreciation Banquet at their house. They came in second at the 1996 MoodBoots, Piddie Korn, Smite, and ferent band base. The event will be held tonight, April Swivel Stick. "You have ten different bands from Pi Kappa Alpha is having Iheir traditional party, "Romans Sail Newport Blind National 11, at MARSBAR in the Town and Masongsong had this to say about ten different genres, anel everv one gets on the Beach," where everyone wears togas, on the last Friday Championship last June in Weymouth, Country Center, Kendall Drive and the selection of the bands: "We have a to hear different music. It's a lot of of classes. They are also planning their two-nighl/three-day and plan to represent Miami this sum­ 117th Avenue, 8 p.m. to 5 a.m. "Close committee. Well, firsl we ran an ad thai fun." formal called "Dreamgirl" on May 9-12—this is also an alum­ mer at the international competition in to campus." said Masongsong. as one said. 'Bands, send us your CD or cas­ ni event. Pike continues to raise money for LInited Cerebral England. Wentz said: "For the past three years of the reasons for choosing MARS­ sette." I think there are about 15 people- Palsy. The third-annual Battle of the Bands it has been with [The Miami BAR to host, "lis a big enough venue in the committee. W'e all picked ihe Lighthouse for the Blind j. They've Sigma Alpha Kpsilon is having their philanthropy, "Battle will give all of the proceeds to the two and they're very cooperative, It's a big bands together. heen involved with L'M lor quile a of the Bands," which raises money for the Lighthouse for the blind sailors. enough place to pul ten hands on two "We narrowed it down from 45 long lime." Blind, at Mars Bar in Kendall. Battle of the Bands is a com­ "The first two went really well." said petition between bands in the Miami area. They will also be WVL'M Promotions Director Joyce carrying oui their annual Patty Murphy Gangsters tradition, Masongsong who. in part with the rest which honors a past SAE. at the Greek Ball. In addition, they of WVUM Radio 90.5 and Sigma are going to a Marlins game with thirty area alumni on April Alpha Epsilon fraternity, organized lhe entire event. "The firsl one was on the 26. patio at school, and it rained. Last Sigma Alpha Mu just completed a fund-raiser working at year's was more successful, 1,500 peo­ the Lipton Tennis Tournament on March 30. They are also ple came. They raised almost $5,000 preparing for their formal al Ihe Rolling Hills Resort in Davie for The Lighthouse for the Blind." on May 3. On why ihey are promoting the Sigma Chi congratulates Mike Murphy on being tapped evenl, GA. Went/, philanthropy chair into Iron Arrow honor society and on winning the Award Inr for SAE, added. "To raise money. They Excellence and Outstanding Ciiiiiniunity Service. They also are are twei blind sailors from The recogm/e alumnus Norman Tripp. I generous UM benefactor, Miami Lighthouse, ami they're going lor receiving the highest honor a Sigma Chi can get attain, 10 the World Championships in "Significant Sig." He will be recognized at the alumni banquet England. It's going IO cost about next month $8,000. So Ihis [evenl] is lt> raise The Cutest Little Baby Face Tau Kappa Epsilon has a new mission statement "We, money to send men to the Blind When Gerber baby foods began selling to Africa, they continued to use their usual lhe brothers ol l"au Kappa I psilon. dedicate ourselves to Sailing Championships packaging, with the cute baby on the front. They didn't realize until later that where they were selling it, it was a common practice to help illiterate people buy achieving the following; high academic and athletic excel "Il's a non-profit organization that things by putting pictures on the wrapper of what was inside. lence, promoting ethnic .mel religious diversity, fostering lead­ helps people who just became blind. ership skills, sei vie ing anel bettei mg our community, develop­ 1 ike little kids, it help leaches ihem ing long-lasting fraternal Inendslups, supporting each other in whal ihey have to do in everyday life. times of difficulty, aiding each other in lhe accomplishment of Whether it's to get them a dog, or personal goals, and enjoying ourselves along the way." teaching ihem lo learn Ihe everyday Zeta Bela Tau will be going to the Universily of Florida life of a blind person. Ii leaches them and having a jeiinl part) with ihe ZBT chapler there this wee k skills, like reading braille or how to get end. 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With that Speak Up answers ore edil comes the ol' tune of "more cops, ed lot clarity, brevity and more arrests, more morality" that's accuracy. spoken from the religious and the like. • SIMON VAINRUB But is this really the answer? "If people kill\ Prostitution may indeed be a viola­ for rage or few days ago. a group of tion of biblical law in the Judaic and intentionally, prostitutes and their clients Christian tradition. However, since they need to Awere arrested by Dade the church and the state are separate be killed." police. entities and since religion isn't Tfie oldest profession in the world taxed by the state, then the religious is once again being harassed with argument has no place outside the the encouragement of a "Moral churches Majority" that loves to judge, and Therefore, prostitution mu-t be the rest of us who either don't know legalized for the sake of reason, for \jSJk or do anything about the issue. MARIA GONZALEZ • SOPH. the sexually hungry and for the mil­ A prostitute is a human being that lions of tax-free dollars that the doesn't have enough education or state loses by keeping it illegal. more importantly, they are not will­ Prostitution is dirty, indeed ing to make the minimum wage (there's nothing clean about sleep­ cleaning toilets, working for peanuts ing with a 50-year-old smelly drunk "There's a or picking the garbage. for money), but to tell people that humane way A prostitute can earn as much as they can't sell their bodies is a com­ we can do it, $80 for less than an hour with a plete invasion of privacy, and there­ but that doesn't client; this is more than ten times the fore a major constitutional viola­ get to the point minimum hourly wage. better life than their parents. Instead more guilty—the drug dealer or the men pay for sex just for the sake of tion. of whether it's It may be a materialistic and per­ of being beggars or welfare recipi­ drug user? rhe sex salesperson or millions of women out there who The time has come for the state, moral or not." haps hedonistic decision, but we are ents, they decide to do a disgusting the sex buyer7 don't deserve to be approached by the police and the citizens to start living in a materialistic and very job that pays amazingly well. This surely is one of those "Is the "homy dogs." minding their own business with expensive world run by a system They walk into the night, give glass half empty or half full?" philo­ Personally, I don't blame sexually issues that really don't affect them. that doesn't really offer enough their clients what they are seeking sophical dilemmas. What would urgent men so much. They live in a This is a democracy, not a theoc­ JONATHAN WILLIAMS • SOPH. options for its uneducated inhabi­ and, after the dirty job is done, they these men do without the women country where the available ladies racy; biblical "morality" has no tants. end up feeling dirty, but rich. that satisfy their sexual urges? are "saving themselves," in love place outside the church. Some of the prostitutes already Most people will indeed condemn We could call these men "per­ with Brad Pitt, in search of a "decent The rights of everyone, including have children; how they got them is these courageous women of the verts" if we wanted, but why both­ man," or "get a headache" 99% of the hated and rejected, must be pro­ not important, but since they have night. And yet, we have to ask er? After all, what is more pervert­ the time. tected at all costs; this certainly them, they sacrifice themselves to another question: are they any worse ed—paying an experienced woman Since guys don't get headaches includes the rights of prostitutes and 1 think the pay for their children's education, than their clients—the hordes of for sex or getting an innocent young (before marriage anyway), they their clients. death penaly clothing, medical needs and other men (from teens to sexagenarians) girl drunk to take advantage of her need to conquer their sexual urges, Simon Vainrub is a sophomore in and of expenses. seeking their bodies? The ones that under the influence? itself is not and if a nice girl or a bad girl isn't majoring in video film and religious humane. * They do it to give their children a pay their salaries? After all, who is Clearly, it is better to let those available, they seek a voluptuous studies. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Ungrateful customers MELISSA IURBACK • SOPH. A student's nightmare: get everything in need to learn tip rules writing before deciding to live off campus lines of a more serious problem To the Editor: off campus for at least a year during Such acts aren't considered unbe­ which some people seem to have In the April 4 issusrat The Miami your college career to get an idea of coming of a "civilized" society, in restaurants. "They should Hurricane, an article appeared what the real world is like, but it is though, so why should capital pun­ Gratuity. do onto you which seemed to glorify Ludlam an even better idea to check out ishment9 Upon my arrival at the what you do Point, the apartment complex in everything before you move in. By the same token, are we endors­ University of Miami, I was onto others." which I live. Talk to some of the residents (not ing kidnapping and robbery by employed as a waiter at a local I truly wish that Ludlam Point just the ones they suggest) and get imprisoning convicted criminals restaurant. was a great place to live because of EVERYTHING in writing. Chances and levying fines? Of course not. DAVID LEROY My daily wages would be its location and overall potential, but are, they'll still get you for some­ This government is not hypocriti­ approximately $2.25 an hour the sad fact remains that it is no thing, but you won't lose too much cal in imprisoning kidnappers, so ating at different restau­ plus tips (the gratuity). Previous more than an overpriced, overrated, money. why should it be so when executing rants throughout Miami is to my employment at any type of poorly-managed maintenance night­ murderers? Exacting any kind of Ean adventure within itself. restaurant I was not aware of JESSKA VALERA • SOPH. mare of an establishment. |EN GARNER punishment does not condone We should be grateful for what what a good tip might have been. The article remarks that it is only Senior engaging in that action. we have at our disposal. That's why I'm here to tell $860 per month, but that does not Yes, capital punishment does The diverse restaurants around those who do not know: 15 per­ include the mandatory $15 gate fee PUNISHMENT CAN NEVER BE destroy the basic right to life that this city are reflective of the dif­ cent is a standard tip, 20 percent (for a gate that does not work and every human being deserves, yet ferent cultures which inhabit and up is a good tip. delays entrance/exit for up to ten TOO HARSH FOR CRIMINALS every form of punishment this Miami. Some people just tip whatever "I don't know I minutes), the $30 charge for each To the Edilor: nation imposes alienates some right, Restaurants ranging from they feel like. For example, I if there is an\ gate card, the $15 alarm fee, the I am writing in regards to Damian whether it be the right to freedom or Italian food (one of my personal asked a person what they would humane way $250 non-refundable pet fee Gregory's article in the April 8 issue the right to secure peace, happiness favorites) to Haitian food (the tip on a $50 check, with good of carrying (includes fish) or any utilities. of The Hurricane, concerning the and security. bomb). service. humanity of capital punishment. out the death The community pool is usually This is the nature of punishment: Some people even prefer fast They replied "five dollars." penalty." green and the so-called laundry Mr. Gregory seems to make two to take away the rights of certain food over any type of elegant This is sad. If one does not facility has been closed due to com­ main points in cnticizing the use of individuals who have proven to cuisine. have enough money to leave a pany problems since June. the death penalty that a "civilized" abuse those rights. One of my good friends was decent tip, that person should go nation should not engage in such Any punishment that did not do actually in a situation where he to a fast food restaurant like The management also finds ways uncivilized acts, and that by engag­ so would be no punishment at all. was "gettin' his mack on" (inter­ Burger King. lo impose fees that could be consid­ ing in the death penalty, we endorse MIRIAM WALKER • LAW ered no less than extortion, such as ested in a young lady), and he Maybe I am more empathetic killing and, as such, are being hypo­ asked her, "What is your favorite to waiters and waitresses the $100 fee if you lose the Ludlam critical. BRUCE A. CARLSON Point issued doormat, which is orig­ Senior restaurant?" because of my previous ventures inally presented as a gift. Most people would consider kid­ She replied "Burger King!" as one, but I was always taught napping and robbery to be uncivi­ and she was serious. "if you don't know something, When my roommate and I moved lized acts. By Gregory's logic, such RODMAN IS NO JOKE "I'm not in a year ago, the buildings, which To the Editor: Now, I may sound a bit mate­ ask." really for or acts would be impermissible if car­ rialistic in finding the humor in So, in closing, 15 percent is had needed painting for over a year, ried out by a "civilized" society. I have no respect for a paper who against the were taken as a business opponuni- would print such a stupid April all this, but I don't believe that standard, 20 percent and up is death ty as the management decided to Few people, however, would price has anything to do with above average. Above average question lhe morality or wisdom of Fools' joke as their lead story. penalty... now charge us $200 for a closet door that Not to mention that this wasn't fine dining. does not mean tha) the server that I think was removed for repairs when we imprisoning or imposing fines in There are plenty of places to was some type of superhero with convicted criminals. Yet. isn't even the April 1 edition of The through it, I moved in. Hurricane, it was the March 28 edi­ go out and eat which has higher- blazing speed. don't know." imprisonment the same as kidnap­ quality food than BK. There is It is more along the lines of Although I am primarily writing ping? tion. this to refute the wonderful image no degree of certainty thai the getting your food at a reasonable In both cases, an individual is This shows an utter lack of burgers over there are real beef. that Ludlam Point was given, integrity of a paper whose lead story time, a refill of drinks before JOHN GRAY BILAW Ludlam Point is not the only apart­ field captive against their will. And Anyway, the purpose of this dehydration sets in, etc. isn't imposing fines the same as rob­ is an advertisement for a restaurant. ment complex in the area thai takes Good job! article is not to show my disap­ David leeroy is a senior major­ advantage of students. bery? In both cases, money is taken probation; it is more along the ing in psychology. compiled by J.J. CAMA-lOBO from an individual against their II is definitely a good idea to live wishes. ERIC OKUROWSKI

Editor in Chief Armando P. Boniche Business Manager Gregory S. Kantor Advertising Policy THE Mi im III m;II tu; Senior Adviser Sigman Splichal Financial Adviser Raymonde Bilger The Miami Hurricant'- business office il.it I (lln Slaniorrl lli Norman A. Founded 1927 Whillen University Center, Kneim 221 An Associated Collegiate Press Hall of Fame Newspaper News Editor Photo Editor Jason A. Buehler Coral Cablet, Fla 13124-6922 Clauified Kelly Ruane F. Hunter Carey Chris Candelora advertisement* may i»* placed st th The Miami Hurricant is published SStni WSSldy during tht* ri.eiul.ir .ie aileni- Assistant News Editor Elizabeth Costa linn Monday through Friday, ') am to 4 ic year and is e*elile*il snd |irinlui eil liy undsrgraduai*' stuilents al lhe* University Copy Editor p.m except on holiday*, The Miami ot Miami. This publication doss nol nei SStarHy represent lhe views and opin Sarah Guamaccia Corey Schwartz Hurricant is published Tuesday*, arid ions eif advertiser* or Ihe University faculty or administi Shane Weaver todays during the Universily's tall anel Unsigned editorial* represent the* opinion ni The Hurrh ,mi''s Editorial Board Sports Editor Assistant Copy Editor sniinu r ns Nevvspapen are Commenlanes le'lle*rs and e.iilewins re-|ii.*se"it only lhe* vie-ws eil theii reap Distribution Manager distributes! free ol i harge on thi Michelle Yee Ivye Goldberg author* The newsroom and bu»lnen ullii tot Tht Hunk .in. nr Im atsd in Ihe Nigol Gooden Cablet campta ilu* School oi Medicine Norman A. Whitlen University ( entei Kixmi 221. Assistant Sports Editor and the Kos.*nslii'l Se hool ol Mat Online Editor Classifieds Manager Jonathan Santucci Aliimsphetn Se iiTiees in Key Bise I Letter Policy Wendy Dibean The Miami Hurrit.inr eniiii.ii.iij.es .ill leads 1*1 in voice lhe'" niiininns un Amy Bishop Deadline*: All i lastJfled anil display ads related In lhe Universily eir in response In any re*|iiirl published in The Opinion Editor Assistant Online Editor musi be received cash with copy, in The Staff Assistants Miami I • nn e, Whitten Ihiiin Lee Nessel Doug Berger ie*tiirs lo ill. niiiui may be submitted tyiieii nr ii.ineiwuiten Ipisaae risks Lizabeth Arnold University Center, Room 221, hy noon your handwriting legible) tu the whilten Unrverjlti, I enter, Kuoni 221 ot mailed lo P.O Box 248132 Coral Cabtae ll.i. 13124-6922. Accent Editor Amy Bishop tor ihe Tuesday ham, Letters, wilh ,i suggested length ol ll H i wmils. must be sieiniil and ine lude a Zachary Unterman Stephanie Hamrick BUSINESS OFFICE Suhse riptinii*.: Tht Miami Hurru,ine is copy oi your *.t,,i ii ni II ). .to I phone rwnbsf and yea' m si hool Anon Melissa Linden available foi sui"! rlptlonat the rate oi$ in leiters wilt not be accepted, Namet may lie wnhhelel upon request .ii tl Co-Art Directors per yeai . ni itu-11,,nn mt iiii' papei n ten*** lhe righl lo sdll li-nns mr. larlty, Ad Designer Davika Persaud Emily Reid Kehe brevity and accural y. lason A. Buehler For advertising rates. Jorge Miranda Staff Associate call 284-4401 or fax us l*Jt?wsroom: 284-2016 Buiinen Office: 284-4401 Fax:284-4404 Brian Kirmse Connie V. Lackey at 284-4404. ©1997 University ut Miami Sales Representatives FRIDAY, APRIL, 11 1997 > THEMI\MI HlRRHWE * PAGE 11

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