Weekly Volume 16, Number 10 the Cord Thursday, November 27, 1975

Torque Room hoax? Security clamps down by Claudia Staines Hannant out into the Mezzanine there is a real thirst onyour campus Exciting things can happen on hallway. A struggle ensued and the for this information." He gave an our campus if you are in the right police were called in to handle the example ofa student who said that place at the right time. The right matter. while he was not in total agreement place was the Torque Room; the with all the things Forest and Hannant both claim that the paper right time was last Thursday after- a they given explana- said, it was good thing to have noon. The subject right to that were no political was the tions, they any literature on campus. disseminate literature in a public nor were evertold at place. other time they were here that they Both menfeel thatit should bean not papers. It right to Larry a graduate could sell their is in automatic allow the dis- Hannant, stu- policy that 'progressive dent at Uniwat, and Jeffrey Forest fact administrative here semination of' democ- any must ratic" literature. They not were selling copies the solicitors first have the were here of willing to "People's Daily permission of either the Dean of allow the dissemination Canada News", a offascist literature; this they called newspaper called progres- Students, Fred Nichols, or the Forest Exactly backward and against the rights of sive democratic. They had both President's office. a week security man all people. Hannant said, "People been campus on two before this incident, on occassions challenge before, selling theirliterature with- Frank Speckeen said that he had must authorities who do out warned a man who was on campus not wish to see what we are any problems. This time, our selling the newspapers that there people got offering—progressive literature, security involved with was a regulation against soliciting progressive ideas." the eventual results that Hannant has charges pending. without permission. Atthat time he Whenasked ifthe whole dealhad (who believes was According to the two men, it told the man he been a set-up, especially noting began when a security guard came Hannant) that if he came back that a Chevron photographer was up to Hannant and asked to without the permission and tried to there, Hannant admitted that they him charged leave the Torque Room. sell the papers he would be had asked this person Hannant quoted to accom- claims that the security man, Ron with trespassing. Speckeen pany them. "Weweren'texpecting Langley, gave him no explanation the man as saying he would indeed to be arrested, indeed this time we be back the next week. as to why he should have to leave. were on the verge ofleaving, hav- The people sharing the table and Forest feels that itis not thatthey ing sold all our papers. The photo- conversation with Hannant were were there withoutpermission, but grapher was there for our protec- asked if they objected to his being that they were there at all that was tionin case there was an incident." there, and when they did not, Han- the real reason behind the scuffle. Forest gave the tag line to the con- Ron Langley of WLU Security attempts to evict UW's Larry Hannant nant pressed his point and again "The paper explains well world versation when he remarked that it and Jeffrey Forest after they refused to get permission to sell their said he refused to leave. Langley, and Canadian affairs, and what the was the idea of gettingthe people to newspaper "People's Canada Daily News" in Torque Room. at this stage left, only to return in a people can do to solve the prob- fight for theiF rights that had them photo courtesy the chevron few moments, this time to force lems. I believe in it. I also feel that up in the Torque room. Student directors bounce around proposals by Chris Guistizia tions was put on hold, to be consi- Tension thickened the air .at dered at a later date, due to lack of Monday's Student Union meeting time and the presence of more im- where Turret policy formed much portant issues on the docket. This of the agenda. Lounge Committee means that the renovations, should Chairman Marshall Spegel felt the they be approved, will not be un- Student Union was undermining dertaken until later in the year. much of his committee's work in Of the more important move- policy forming by making many ments to be passed was the alloca- small unimportant changes in tion of funds to a group known as wording. Debate over such fine dis- f"Young People in Legal Diffi- tinctions seemed to become a mat- * culty". The purpose ofthis socially ter ofprinciple at times. Whether or conscious project is to intervene not these changes prove to be im- and mediate in situations where portant will lie in their effect on young people would normally face future interpretations ofTurret Pol- the courts. In association with icy. groups such as probation services, Few Turret proposals were con- their staff is trying to maintain a sidered and decided upon. home for young people in trouble Among those that wereapproved with the law in the Kitchener were four priorities of the Turret. Waterloo area. These priorities generally state that The group's intentions are basi- the Turret is run forWLU students cally to keep youths out of prison primarily, and thatthe services will and to insure their rights are upheld be offered at a reasonable cost to in the legal process. Four hundred the students. dollars was donated to the society A Revenue policy was also pas- by the Student Union, as members sed stating that, 1) door admission became convinced that this project will be set to match daily door re- as presented by two representa- venues with corresponding daily tives ofthe group was worthwhile. entertainment costs, 2) bar re- This community mindedness of The faces tell all as Turretproposals and other general confusion is bounced around byStudent Union venues will cover all other operat- our Student Union proved to be directors. partem photo ing costs and 3) all profits will go to one of the few refreshing segments would result in a saving of several occur. tions of this proposal, the effects of WLUSU. of last Monday's meeting. hundred thousand dollars over the The directors agreed that the this payment on the long range It was agreed as well, that the Another contentious issue was a next twenty years. payment appeared to be feasible plans of WLUSU should be ex- limit offour (4) advance tickets per proposal by the Treasurer, Tom Pippy stated that this payment but questioned approving such a amined. The proposal was then re- person be enforced and that no ad- Pippy, to make an extra payment of was quite feasible. The payment large expenditure without seeing a ferredto the Planning Committee. vance tickets be released prior to $40,000 onthe mortgage ofthe Stu- would not restrict WLUSU's cash specific written proposal. Pippy's The report of the Planning the preset time and date of public dent UnionBuilding. This payment flow and would stillallow for a sur- proposal was given orally. Committee will be the sole item on salesL would decrease the annual cost of plus of twelve thousand dollars if Some directors also felt that be- the agenda of the next WLUSU The question of Turret renova- the mortgage and interest and all expenditures currently planned cause of the long ranging implica- director's meeting. Thursday, November 27,1975 2 The Cord Weekly

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An explanation of IRC This week's question by Claudia Staines by Margaret Stone functions arealso theresponsibility (a) Lounge space in the East Hall What do you think is the role of the student media on a The Inter-Residence Council of House Council. and West Hall (still not completed) university campus? Do you have a comment to make about any in was established 1968. At the 5. That each House Council (b) Women's Residence screen facets of the media of this campus? time, the principle was to have one submit to IRC, at the beginning of and tiles. ultimate governing body on issues the academic year, a budget for (c) Acquisition of residence fur- common to all residences on cam- proposed House functions and a nishings (just completed). pus. It is in this interest that the brief for special house functions (d) Telephone system Len Frejlich following recommendations for not covered in the budget. (c) Radio Lutheran (Laurier) ser- Third Year Hon. Bus IRC changes have been proposed. 6. After such budgets have been vice. I think it should keep students 1. In order to attain consistency, approved, IRC make available to (f) Carpeting of lounges. informed about what's going on at IRC will become the ultimate gov- each House Council the funds (g) South Hall Head Resident school. I think all posters on the erning body for all residences on needed to cover such budgets. apartment wall are information overload. The campus. Consistency in (a) stan- 7. A petty cash is to be main- (h) Carpeting of rooms. Cord's okay; I read it every week dardization ofresidence conditions tained by the Treasurer of IRC as I think most students do. I think and to thepresent policies; (b) one lobbying agent made accessible House IRC wishes extend it shouldcarry more views, and to Council five-year plan an additional three student on behalf of residences; (c) one Treasurers to cover minor purch- inviting students to hand in their years. The intention being a per- purchasing agent; (d) one constitu- ases; for example, own articles, not using staff free coffee for manently year plan for writers tion; (c) active five as much. co-ordination of inter- residents during exams. constant improvements. The house social functions. 8. That each be rep- House newly year com- 2. That instead of the in voting by established five student ac- resented the House has come up the tivity ($4.00/ mittee with follow- fee student in resi- Council President, Head Resident ing proposal ranked in priority: dence) being given directly to that and one Don. House, it goes to IRC. The indi- 1. The improvement of Willison David Bode vidual residences will then submit a This is the proposal which will Hall lounge space and general im- the vote the First Year General Arts budget to IRC to obtain the needed come to in spring. provements is first priority. waiting One should be to get the student money. will Right now, IRC is forfeed- 2. That carpeting ofrooms be That which is left over any of the involved and the other should be to be used for a joint project back from the residences. If spread overtwo years as part ofthe ifdesired. they inform. Without it, we'd never 3. residence maintain a the proposals are passed, will That each There plan. know what's going on. I think the House Council consisting ofa Pres- become effective nextfall. is 3. The Head Resident's apart- right IRC on the Cord is popular; it covers almost ident, a number of House a split now within Little Houseis to be a sepa- limited proposals. ment in everything everybody wants to Representatives, and a Head Resi- rate item presented to Property read. I don't think that Radio dent. As IRC stands now, they can de- Committee as soon as plans are Laurier goes over enough, not 4. These individual House Coun- termine policies in the residences; ready. everybody gets to listen to it. cils serve as proposing bodies to eg. Radio Laurier Damage Policy, 4. That Dean Nichols suggest IRC with feedback and suggestions House Council Payment Policy. suchto IRC in thefall that: (a)Plans from their residents. Intra-House Right now the residences do not begin immediately for additions to have equal representation on IRC. the five-yearplan; (b)IRC initiate a With the passing ofportions ofthis committee to survey and recom- Skiing IRC proposal this should be mend the best way of securing Debbie Chamitoff changed. lounges for Willison Hall, (c) IRC Third Year Hon. Bus. by Skip Vigeon IRC is looking into the residence prepare recommendations for the It keeps us in touch with what's Every winter when the ski areas five-year plan and has established a relocation of the Head Resident's happening at school—university open and crowds begin to gather committee to do so. Dean Nichols apartment in Little House. trivia. I think the Cord is well done, they seem to divide into two was selected as chairperson ofthe The initial cost forseen by the it brings us back to university real- has a groups. One group rough ap- committee. There are two years existing five-year plan escalated as ity. I like listening to Radio Laurier looking pearance not even like a left within the last five-year plan the work was done. It is necessary when I get there at eight in the who are skier and there are some and some of the items still need to to keep our residence liveable and morning because it gets me ready well attired in their ski garb. The be completed. modern. The making of a constant for theday. It's also unfortunately other group is for all intent and The items listed in priority ofthe five-year residence improvement the only time ofthe day when itcan reason well outfitted in both clo- existing five-year plan are: plan is a desireable beginning. be properly heard. thing and equipment. In fact, these people might even be seen in more than one outfit during the day. Whatcan they be doing? How cana person change his disguise more i~ MAKE HER XMAS JOLLY I than once and still be skiing?Well, Olesia Malko chances are this person won't get I WITH NICE THINGS FROM Second Year Hon. Arts on the slopes until the half day tic- f I don'tread the Cord every week ket is in effect and he is not only 1 WESTMOUNT PLACE PHARMACY | because I don't find it very interest- changing his outfit but trying to re- ing. I think it heeds more ofwhat's just coverfrom the big drunk he had the MCHANEL 19 LAIR DU TEMPSI really going on, not the you say! - academics. How about adding night before. Glitter Yes! And chances are this person is I ROCHAS—MANY MORE C comics? going to ski for about an hour and go back to the chalet and start all over again but this time talk about the great time he had skiingall day. He's even going to talk about how his new $300 skis performed fantas- tically out on the north side where toughest 'Mil the skiing is the when he M 'IS L* was stumbling on the T-Bar. Glitter m you say! Richard Seiler Now on the other hand the other Second Year General Arts group has probably been up at the I think a good jobis being done. I hills since the snow came. He is read the Cord every week because probably on the U.I.C. ski team it lets me know what's going on. representing your government at However, I do think it should be in local events. Hot dogcontests, par- hardback. There should be more ties held by other members of the humour. group etc. After attending these so- cial functions he will probably go home, go to sleep and get up the next morning at 7:30 so he can be fully awake to catch the powder at AND ME... nine. Local you say! Yes! He, The media. The phrase brings to mind thoughts ofWoodward probably along with the rest ofhis and Bernstein, Walter Cronkite, Scott Young. Unfortunately group, can out-ski anybody on the for everybody concerned, we don't deserve to be mentioned in hill. He probably hangs outwith the the same breath as those people. I don't wish to put down my full-timers (people who work at the upstairs but we are notprofessionals. We a week) talk friendsand colleagues area seven days and trying the best we can with what we about the weekend turkeys after are students who are to do each day's work. But all in all he westmount place 1 have to work with. Sometimes it isn't much. Sometimes it's isn't out to impress anybody and nothing. And then, sometimes, things are so good that every- anyone who wants to ski with him I￿ pharmacy 57s~asoo I thing falls into place so well, looks so good that we can pretend is welcome if he can keep up. He we are professional. We all hear complaints constantly about also doesn't equip himself with something that wasn't done, or something that was done, and we bright disguises to blind the other are showing our prejudices, and why don't we start being nice skiiers, he justtries to look simple. instead of nasty? There are a hundred reasons why, ranging Probably one big the difference from lack of time to sometimes nasty is the only way. But we do over the other group is that he has Idelivery at charge to youl more fun and the glitter envies him no try. Everyone of us, in our own way. for it. Local you say! Yes! 4 The Cord Weekly Thursday, November 27,1975

Editor Mary Purves The Cord Weekly is publishedby the THE Production Manager .. .Dave Shelton Student Board of Publications of Sports Editor Rick Campbell Wilfrid Laurier University. Editorial Entertainment ...... Ross MacDonald (Tjb Dumont Press Graphlx opinions are independent ofthe Uni- CORD Photo Coordinator JeffParton versity, Student Union and the Board Ad Manager Bryan Boldt of Publications. The Cord is a Phone 884-2990 or 884-2991 member of the Canadian University WEEKLY Press cooperative. comment Probably the most newsworthy event on campus these days is the almost legendary "Torque room affair" that occurred last Thursday afternoon, and thatbelieve me, is notsaying much forthe news situation around here. However, it is our jobto report the news so that is exactly what we have done the whole uproar received space on the front page and was even...accompanied by a nifty photo courtesy of the Chevron. The only problem is thatthe whole incident has been blown way out of proportion and there are as many different versions as there are students at Laurier. So permit me to rush into the fray and contribute yet another theory based on the facts I have been given To begin with, let us all bear in mind that permission is required for anyone whowishes to market material in public areas of the...school, i.e. the Torque room, the Concourse etc., and the individuals involved in the recent incident were aware of this standing policy. Especially aware of it, since the week before the incident occurred Harinant and Forest were warned about attempting to distribute their material in the area without the permission of the Dean of Students. On the day of the ruckus the two gentlemen were reminded of this littletechnical nuance and offered the opportunity to obtain authoriza- tion in shortorder. They declined and launched into their well planned scheme. Well planned is the only word that can be used to describethis escapade as the pair wereaccompanied by a photographer to cover the whole act. After being warned by our security officer to leave the school or obtain permission Hannant began to press the issue and protestthat this isa democracy etc. etc.,leavingthe security guard I ittleor no choice but to remove the men from the premises. At this point it is important to remember that in theTorque room with as many as 300 students sitting around, no lone security guard is about to precipitate a riot. Another interesting fact to note is thatthe security guard involved, Ron Langley, was injured in the scuffle and has had to take time off from his job to recoup. There is little or no doubtin most people's minds that these men were in the wrong so no further issue need be made of the unfortunate incident. Mary Purves letters

them by election. We do not re- culty without adequate consulta- does not in itselfconstitute a valid himas well. The question therefore ceive orwant one red cent for our tion of either group. reason for the abolition of our Uni- remains, precisely who is to fulfill Wax cup work, but we also do not deserve I should like to make itclear that versity Chaplaincy. When I first the duties ofthe University Chap- comment of that nature. Iam not calling fora reversal ofthe came to this campus, there were lainupon thetermination ofhis pos- Rob van der Heym (Hymie) decision, per se, but merely for an five or six part-time denomination- ition. I have heard that a non- cont. Director of W.L.U.S.U. opportunity to allow fora review of ally supported Chaplains. There Chaplain staff member will be the issue, that all of the neglected was no University Chaplain. Now asked to take on some of these Inresponse to one oflast week's information might be brought to there remains but three such part- dutiesas extraresponsibilities. The letters I would like to saythat many bear. time clergy. Irealize that some de- wisdom ofsuch a suggestion, ifit is of Marty Rohmar's comments are Ethical I should like to look at the two nominations now have appoint- indeed being considered, is beyond completely unfounded. First ofall, reasons suggested by officers ofthe ments pending. However, the me. ifittakes him so long toreceive his University forthe decision in ques- catchphrase "appointments pend- Many members ofour commun- beverage let me recommend thathe tion. Thefirst was thatofa needfor ing" was used when I first arrived ity have not, and perhaps may not, buy two drinks and in that way his protest a financial cut-back—to wit, the of- here, some four years ago, and is come into direct contact with the wait will be negated. I agree paper fice ofthe University Chaplain was still used today to describe the office of the University Chaplain. cups are not the greatestcontainers If you were able to get your not living upto its dollars and cents same positions that remain unfil- However, I believe that we are all to drink beerfrom but whatalterna- hands on a copy of the President's value. My question in this regard is led. affected by the decision. If we do tives do we have? Glass beer mugs Memo, dated November 7, 1975, simply this; how was this conclu- I am indeed grateful that the not now express our objection to would be wonderful, but let us be you might have noticed a "matter sion reached and who were those three part-time Chaplains that we this situation, we are only silently realistic. I can envision more glass offact" announcement tothe effect consulted? I would suggest that now have, have spent so much of condoning the highly questionable on the floor than dancing feet. that "the office of the University neitherthe students northefaculty, their own free time to cover for the ethics involved in the decision This comment goes out to the Chaplain will be discontinued on those immediately effected by the University Chaplain, now on sab- made by the Board of whole student body, the topic of April 30, 1977." In the memo, no decision, were given adequate batical. Sincerely, however, I do Governors,—to wit, the abolition the Turrets renovations comes up explanation for the decision was voice in the matter. So, too, with not believe thattheyhave beenable of the position of the University very soon. The Directors of advanced. Because the discussion the part time denominational chap- to do justice to all of the duties of Chaplain, with minimal consulta- W.L.U.S.U. would be more than was 'in camera', only a partial ex- lains who have attempted to fill in the University Chaplain. I have tion, while the Chaplain was on happy to hear your views on this planation has been offered to date. for the University Chaplain while been told that the extra duties that sabbatical. issue at the Board's meetings I should like to protest the manner he is on sabbatical. Their opinions they are now performing could not A petition will be circulated in which are open to thepublic. I im- in which that decision was reached. were not even solicited. It would and would not be sustained on a the University community during plore you to come and voice your Further, I would suggest that apub- seem that this "dollars and cents" permanent basis. For example, the the months of December and opinion because that is the only lic review is in order. decision was made behind the of- Reverend Bartßeglo, the Lutheran January. You will be asked to seri- way we know what you, the stu- I base my request on two points. fice doors of a select few, without Chaplain, is contracted to spend ously consider the request for re- dents, want. First a public review would allow due regard for the community-at- the lesser part of his time at WLU. view of the Board of Governors' As for that unfounded comment, more than one side of the issue to large. The greater portion being required decision. "whether S.A.C. is providing the be raised. I believe that such a dis- The second excuse advanced at U of W. In fact, this year he is Yours sincerely, students with a service or whether cussion would lead to areversal of was that the trend is away from spending 50 per cent ofhis time at David Lee Thompson the we are simply providing them with decision. Second, I question University Chaplains in favour of WLU. However, he does not feel cc Dr. Frank Peters, moreincome", letme sayweare all the ethics offiring aperson whilehe part-time, denominationally sup- that he can adequately fulfill his The Board ofGovernors,WLU, by cancelling ported unpaid Directors, elected the is onsabbatical and of an Chaplains. This trend may contractual duties and perform the clergy, responsible to office dealing with students Concerned students will and and fa- in fact exist, but even if it does, it extradutiesthathave been asked of Representatives of the media Thursday, November 27, 1975 The Cord Weekly 5 Opinion and Comment Campus Concern ..And now presenting our very own scandal

items under question. One out- tickets before they were supposed who frequent the offices of Both Arnold and Wendler knew rageous report says a UW student to go on sale is an employee ofthe WLUSU in the SUB, including the transaction was wrong. There bought fifty tickets. student corporation, one Rick Business Manager Carl Arnold. are descriptive names for such ac- Although one director a He approached but polite No you what Wendler. Wendler is don. tivities, the word is sim- doubt are aware of ag- morning to get ply happened. Everybody has been didn't believe it, most others Arnoldin the tickets termed corruption. Some direc- talking week's tors of WLUSU have donetheirjob about it and last adequately by Cord published a couple of nega- exposing the nitty gritty of the rather dirty event. tive comments about the whole af- fair that are adequately representa- Some other directors and corpora- tion employees would rather have tive ofthe view of most people on campus. Yes, WLUSU certainly seen the event covered up. Such made mistake by overlooking activity was inrather poor taste for a people such a possibility, and should be some who are supposed to held responsible for the incident. It be responsible representatives of won't happen again. At the Mon- all students. One would think that Jim Fischer day Board of Directors meeting it in the age of Watergate, officials Everybody seemed to enjoy the was to sale of tic- would be more conscious of such decided limit the activity. Whether the White Liverpool pub last week. The gen- kets to four per individual. in eral consensus of student's was House or the SUB, people in posi- that the band was favourable, pro- .This incident is fairly common tions of responsibility should be viding enjoyable entertainment at a knowledge. But let me point out aware that there is an obvious dif- much needed time ofthe year when something you are perhaps not ference between courses of action the term is starting to run out and aware of. Before they wereto go on that are right and courses ofaction everybody is winding up. Last sale at 10 a.m., a large number of that are wrong. week's pub was also an event for tickets had already been sold. went The deed has been done, and we which advance tickets on students were supposed to sale. All cannot recreate the time and place get an equal chance to obtain the in order to erase what has hap- Everybody overjoyed at the advance tickets. That is the reason pened. It is doubtful it will happen was advertising a specific thought of being able to obtain an for time. But again. For now, Rick Wendler got before 10 a.m. early pub that was someone tickets owes an apology to all the students ticket to a Somebody received a favour. guaranteed to provide for a fine of this university. Of course, so evening, but certain events cast a Trying to find out who was al- does Carl Arnold, who was respon- dark shadow over the policy just lowed the under-the-counter sale sible for controlling the sale ofthe recently started by WLUSU. The was like trying to cross University tickets. The apology could appear advance tickets went on sale at 10 Aye. and King St. at 5:05 p.m. reed with Howard's statement. for his floor and, as we now know, in the next issue of the Cord as a a.m. Tuesday, November 18. Only against the traffic lights. Nobody Vice-president Dave Ferguson ag- he received them. He received letter to the editor. Ifapologies do forty-five minutes later all tickets wanted to talk. But finally a name reed after the meeting that it was them as a favour because he is not appear, students can decidefor were sold. It was obvious that not has been released. At the last Wendler. known around that office, not par- themselves that these people don't enough individuals had purchased WLUSU Board ofDirectors meet- You willbe interested to know a ticularly because he is a don. Had really care about whatthey did. On in order to consume the total ing grad representative Warren few more facts about the whole any other don or ordinary Joe ap- the other hand, I am sure any amount that were sold. It was ad- Howard blurted out the name in the mess. Wendler is the band co- proached Arnold about tickets, he apologies would be readily ac- mitted that a number ofindividuals last remaining seconds ofthe meet- ordinator for the Turret, therefore would not have received the same cepted by everyone. had acquired a large amount of the ing. The student who obtained the he is well known to other people favour. You owe us. How about it? Through the Smoke Lewis retains his wit and charms them all

Mr. Lewis' political humour is should be a little dicey for Mr. questions were mild and the gen- minority government situation not- not his only new aspect; Whereas Lewis. Such, however, was not the eral feeling largely on his side. At ing how it had produced such de- he once radiated an intenseness case. The Metro teachers' strike he points, Mr. Lewis was reduced to lightful tidbits as rent control legis- that made all but the most dedi- categorized as sad and damaging. rambling through familiar themes. lation and a Royal Commission of cated somewhat uncomfortable, he He was careful to point out, He echoed the refrain that the Inquiry into energy prices. His now radiates a disarming, almost though, that the strike is not the federal government's wage and tone, while talking of these tidbits, boyish enthusiasm. His face result of a failure of the collective price controls are really only wage was slighdy self-lauditory. Some- shines as he gesticulates with his bargaining process. Both sides, he controls. Such injustice is suffera- one should have informed him that pipe and throws his hands in the air contended, followed the rules of ble by Liberals and Tories only, he the mood of Ontario at present is as he talks ofTory inadequacy .His the legislation meticulously. The suggested. He categorized the con- such that these tidbits would likely new position as Leader ofthe Offi- strike, he suggested, is the result of trols as blatantly anti-labour. have emerged even from a Tory cial Opposition has not swollen his strong differences on both sides, That's hardlynews, but, Mr. Lewis majority "four-more-years" gov- ego, although it has swollen his in- differences which even the excel- manages to summon up such an ernment. come as he freely admits. He sug- lent bargaining machinery pro- overwhelming appearance of sin- The most delightful moments gests that being the Official Opposi- videdcould notresolve. Hemade it cerity and compassion that when during this "dialogue-with- tion is no big deal. About the only support he says it, for a moment, it appears Stephen" Armstrong clear that he would not came when he described by Steve benefit from his new position, he back to work legislation. That as a blinding revelation. great detail how recentiy the To- politician in A is at heartan actor. A contends, is his right, in case of would only bring the teachers' bit- And, speaking oflabour, promp- ries, not the Opposition, stood to good politician is good theatre. On nuclear war, to share a bombshel- terness into the classrooms. He ted by a question, Mr. Lewis sug- demand a recorded vote on the Friday at W. afternoon U. of ter with the Tory Cabinet, whose also rejected the idea ofremoving gested that if he actually had the overruling of the Speaker's deci- Stephen Lewis was excellent company he suggests is about as from the teachers their rights to support oflabour tothe extent that sion on a special emergency debate theatre. equally desirable as the occurrence strike. The removal of a group's is often intimated by critics, he motion. Mr. Lewis was practically The newstyle Stephen Lewis of nuclear war. civil liberties he sees as a poor way would be Premier notLeader ofthe dancing so overwhelmed was he by whom we heard so muchabout dur- All of this is not to suggest, how- of solving labour problems. Prob- Official Opposition. This must be a the symbolic imagery ofthe event. ingthe electionjustpast is still alive ever, that his new style has dulled lems should be dealt with carefully somewhat sore point for Mr. There is more to Mr. Lewis' pre- and well. When hejabs at the Tory his debater's edge. Those who long before they force a strike. He Lewis. His party is characterized sentstrategy thanjust the grandeur government the faithful no longer heard him speak here at WLU last did note, however, that if strikes as the party oflabour. He and his ofsymbolic imagery,however. Not pull their sharpened sabres. In- yearwillremember the ripple effect threatened to destroy the party are often criticized by both once did he mention by name or stead, they collapse into laughter. answer. That kind ofcutting edgeis economy, as in 8.C., he would use the left and the right for being too even allude to the other party, the By making us laugh at instead of still there. He handles each and back to work legislation as Mr. much under the thumbs of or- Liberals. Most people believe that hate the Tories, Mr. Lewis be- every opponent masterfully and Barrett did. Bravo, point made. ganized labour. Yet, on election the political arena in Ontario is oc- lieves he is putting them in their convincingly. The audience on Friday after- day, organized labour votes the cupied by three parties. Obviously, proper perspective, a somewhat The question and answer period noon was hardly the right type of other way. Ah, the paradox of the Mr. Lewis is intent upon disabus- laughable group ofpolitical hacks. was devoted largely to the topic of audience to provoke Mr. Lewis Canadian social democratic party! ing the misguided of such a foolish Point made. strikes, an area which by all rights into excellent fighting form. The Mr. Lewis also made much ofthe notion. Thursday, November 1975 6 The Cord Weekly 27, synthesis STOREWIDE V SSLd Service-. ANNIVERSAR

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I WATERLOO 579-5650 * SALE AT WESTMOUNT ONLY ￿ DOWNTOWN KITCHENER 579-4990 Thursday, November 27, 1975 The Cord Weekly 7 The myths of education benefits WATERLOO (CUP)—The be- However, for some people the tions as he doesn't know enough municipal governments not to grants. The university system is nefits of higher education may persuit of a degree isn't the best about the ministry's internal or- expect anything more than an often equated with municipalities have been oversold in the I%o's "route" to follow since they ganization. eight to ten percent increase in in terms of spending priorities. but there is still need for might find fulfilment in other Parrot also said it is easy for university and college degrees for types of education, he cautioned. students and educators to say certain jobs, University of Matthews said that community they need money, but it's not as Waterloo President Burt Matt- colleges offer an education which easy for them to tell him how to get hews said November 27. isn't less desirable than a it- Matthews was commenting on university jone. "The graduates "l assure you these are a statement made recently by Dr. from community colleges are just difficult times for all areas of Harry Parrot the new Minister of as important as graduates from government. When you see the Colleges and Universities, who universities." budget deficits of both govern- said the belief that degrees can So a person shouldn't come to ments (federal and provincial), ensure recipients good jobs is "a university with the expectation of it's about time we did not myth". later getting a high paying job. In mortgage your future." Parrot, taking part in an all-day some cases a graduate ends up He hinted there would be faculty development workshop at with no job at all, he explained. government cuts beyond the 4 Conestoga College said he Parrot said that because he percent reduction in the civil intends to repeat that view feels so strongly about the service already planned. thousands of times, if necessary, "myth" perpetrated by university Not revealing what the cuts to get rid of a false impression and college officials, he plans to would be, Parrot said that that has been promoted by high re-organize his ministry and place provincial Treasurer Darcy schools, employers, colleges and an emphasis on its manpower McKeough has given government universities. branch. ministries directives to do some The pieces of paper offered by The minister plans to name a drastic paring. universities and colleges are of no director of college affairs and a The latest figures show that the greater or lesser value than director of manpower training. province will have a $1.8 billion de- satisfactory work experience, the Matthews said he would reserve ficit this year. Woodstock dentist said. comments on the minister's inten- McKeough has also told "The myth is there... it'll get worse if I don't challenge it." SAN FRANCISCO (ZNS-CUP)—An academic researcher, Parrot feels that because he has I Caroline Bird, is challenging the idea that a college diploma is a doctorate, the first to hold one worth the effort in terms of earning power. in his portfolio, he can afford to Bird says that if a Princeton-bound high school graduate in make the statement about "the 1972 put the $34,000 the diploma will eventually cost into a myth" with credibility. savings bank with 7.5 percent interest compounded daily, the Matthews said that while savings will be worth a whopping $1.1 million when the person getting a degree doesn't is 64 years old. necessarily land the student a Bird says this figure is more than twice the lifetime earning of good job, for certain occupations $528,000 expected for the typical college graduate. a degree is required. "There is no doubt about it... higher education is required for some occupations." "If one wants to become an engineer then one should pursue a university degree rather than a community college one." Army high WASHINGTON (ZNS-CUP)—A comprehensive study on the effects of marijuana smoking funded by the United States Army has found that the chronic use of marijuana is virtually harmless. The Army's study, conducted at a cost of $382,000 to U.S. taxpayers uncovered only two drawbacks to the heavy use of weed. The researchers found that smokers who consumed up to 14 joints a day showed a slight decrease in the air capacity of their lungs immediately after smoking; and they found that many chronic pot-smokers tended to gain weight. The weight-gain is believed to be caused by the so-called "munchies", whereby stoned subjects get hungry and head for the ice-box. The study was conducted for the Army by Harvard University Psychiatrist Doctor J. H. Mendelson on 30 volunteers at McLean Hospital in Belmont Massachusetts. The researchers concluded that chronic marijuana smoking did not effect such military tasks as target tracking, marksmenship or concentration, even if a person is stoned. Although the Army completed the study 15 months ago, it was not made public until October 7, 1975 and was released only because of a law suit filed by the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws (NORML). NORML charged that the study had been "suppressed" by the Pentagon because of its favourable findings about grass. NORML's executive Director Keith Stroup stated that the Army would have rushed- released the study if it had found that pot-use was harmful in anyway. 8 The Cord Weekly Thursday, November 27,1975

i Bask in the I Vital office abolished glowofan ! duties, it is not likely that he will spend moretime on campus than he does now. The Anglican and Pre- certainly al- Arandas sbyterian churches are ready aware that any chaplain ap- pointed would be welcome. Denominations presently sup- Sunrise. porting a chaplain are: | Sunrise Lutheran (LCA)—Rev. Bart | IV2 oz. Arandas Tequila juice of V2lime Beglo I 4oz. orange juice Vs, oz. grenadine United Church—Rev. Evans Al I In order, pour into a glass over | Christian Reformed—Rev. Re- tall ice. mkes Kooistra It might seem that we have enough chaplains, but it must be I Arandas i remembered thatRev. Bartßeglo's first responsibility is with the U of | Tequila. ) W, and that Rev. Al Evans is also TheMixableMexicano. United Church Chaplain at the U of I W, acounsellor at U ofW, and Vice President at St. Paul. Rev. Kooistra is a chaplain for the Uni- versity of Guelphand the U ofW as well. Every one of these men is I i ■ doing more than full time service. Besides this, the question still ex- ists as to whether denominations can perform the functions ofa Uni- There are some shifty goings-on in the Seminary these days. versity Chaplaincy. In Rev. by Rudolf Essegren The President's latest memo Kooistra's opinion, they cannot. If The Board of Governors of reasons that the spiritual needs of the office of the present chaplain WLU, in a closed session has de- the university will be adequately becomes available for part-time cided to abolish the office of Uni- served by the denominational chap- denominational chaplains, it may versity Chaplain. The office of lains now serving the two Waterloo well be empty most of the time. University Chaplain willbe discon- universities. Also in a plan to "re- This does not mean that chapel tinued on April 30,1977. This deci- structure" the chaplaincy, the services will be discontinued, but sion was made at a time when our memo states that other denomina- from May 1977 on, the chapel will present chaplain was enjoying his tions such as the Anglican and Pre- be solely a seminary matter. sabbatical year after 8 years of sbyterian be offered the opportun- The Board of Governors, in their faithful service. When he returns ity to appoint chaplains, and that relinquishment ofresponsibility for he willfind his job phased out. Rabbi Rosenzweig be asked to a chaplain and chapel services The Chaplaincy is basically an serve his Jewish Community on leads us to wonder what they feel ecumenical position serving the Campus. This willnot serve to ef- the function of the University is. spiritual needs of the campus. The fectively restructure the chap- Does the higher education we are chaplain also does some counsel- laincy ; Rabbi Rosenzweig is on call all paying for involve merely an in- ling. as it is now, and with his many semination of facts and a slap on the backside to send us into the / We had all kinds of help this week which was particularly^ world, degree in hand? / welcome since this time of the year we all discover how far This is a time of cutbacks, but behind we are in our work... so a pat on the back, a wink our priorities must be carefully set. and a free balloon for Pat Syme, Janet Webb, Dan Daly and Surely, the discontinuation of a Theresa Alston for their typing and to all those people who valuable service and theremoval of continue to write and provide material despite the load of a fine person cited for his many V their own work... also a thank you to Dumont Press/ contributions to the quality ofcam- \Graphix for their continuing help and support. S pus life is one decision that de- mands further scrutinization. Pro-life Sir A. W. Liley, an obstetrician and gynecologist from Auckland, New Zealand, called doctors who perform abortions for social reasons "hatchet men" in a recent interview. "A lost mine on the Liley's work has involved such Cariboo Trail" ill things as developing a technique for diagnosing Rh disease in |re? -£>]| unborn babies. The method he I We're looking ... U developed in 1963 for giving an i ! for people who want fun and good times in /< II enjoyable unborn child a new blood supply the relaxed, atmosphere of the L^ while it is still in the womb has Cariboo Lounge. Once inside, you'll forget saved the lives of very many everything else except the friendly people I ' babies. and comfortable surroundings. We've also Dr. Liley said in the interview added a Saturday Matinee (3-6 p.m.) that''Nowhere else in the field of i Come, see for yourself! =- social legislation is there such a I '?? vast discrepancy between inten- ) THIS WEEK FEATURING I tions (of liberalized abortion laws) and the sordid reality of what has gotten into practice." I EDWARD BEAR In reference to proposed A* euthanasia for defective babies, Next Week tfj Liley said: "Once one admits the < premise that some members of Percy and the community can be eliminated, US it's hard to find a logical dividing line. I the Teardrops | "When people talk of freeing _ society of the burdens of Evenings -no jeans please q"*I unwanted or defective babies, I say morally handicapped that the To get your Arandas recipe booklet write: I cause more misery and suffering Bridge Street Kitcriener &) in the world than the physically - 744-6367 Arandas Recipes, P.O. Box E 308, Montreal I or mentally handicapped ever do. Thursday, November 27, 1975 The Cord Weekly 9 Dining Hall problems by Margaret Stone second cup of coffee. Save a dime wanted it at background music vol- Food Services have not been and the dishwashers' hands. ume level in the Dining Hall and 65 standing still but have been doing In both the Torque Room and percent wanted it at background their best to make eating inthe Din- Dining Hall, thievery is running music volume level in the Torque ing Hall and Torque Room more rampant. Silverware, salt shakers Room. Radio Laurier is to be heard enjoyable. However, there are a and sugar are the hot items. From as quiet dinner music during meal few bridges which need to be cros- September to October, 10 ounce hours in the Dining Hall and all day sed. With the government being teaspoons had to be bought to re- in the Torque Room. tight on University funds, WLU place those stolen. Sugar and salt A clarification ofthe substitution has had to cut back on Torque containers are being replaced as system has been made available for Room and Dining Hall staff. For quickly as possible. However, it is the patrons. Normally a patron instance, have you evernoticed the apparent that the purchasing can- shall not have more than three des- sorry state of the silverware? This not keep up with the theft whenit is serts because of the limited quan- is because there are not enough difficult to find sugar on any sur- tity of them and the supply prob- dishwashers so the silverware is rounding tables in the Torque lems incurred. A one-apple ration washed by machine not hand. In Room. is also placed on the patron due to the Torque Room, it is virtually With the results of the Radio their limited quantity. These are impossible to find a table exempt Laurier questionnaire back, there- the enforced rules so don't yell at from dirty trays, cigarette butts in commendations were made to the helpless lady behind the cups or mystery meal grounded Radio Laurier re the stand on the counter who is just doing her duty into the table tops. Again, the cause volume ofmusic in theDining Hall oflimitation. As another nice deed, is due to the shortage of staff. and Torque Room. Of those who next time you use a tray, place all A special deal is now operatingin returned the questionnaires, over the garbage from your table on it the Torque Room. For 30 cents a 70 percent, 90 percent wanted and return it to the window. This student is able to buy one cup of Radio Laurier in the Dining Hall helps the short-staffed cafeteria coffee and aticketfor a second cup. and 95 percent want it in the Tor- ladies out and also makes the idea If you present the ticket and your queRoom. Ofthose who wished to ofeating food a little more pleasur- cup, you are then able toreceive a hear Radio Laurier, 70 percent able for the next patron. Rough justice: the economic war measures act

OTTAWA (CUP)—On Thanksgiv- better paying job,or do more work ram as "wage and price controls" "with a reasonable degree of as- just like before the "restraint" ing Day last month, five years less at their present job, their wage or confusion mounted over the way surance." program was announced. The only two days since the imposition ofthe salary can only increase by 10per- the program would effect prices, As far as profits are concerned, effective "control" mechanism is, War Measures Act, the federal cent this year, 8 percent next year, profits, dividends, interest rates, these were to be frozen at approxi- as before, the marketplace. Liberal government announced its and 6 percent the year after. mortgages and almost every other mately the same level prevailing When all the loopholes on di- "attack on inflation"—an The thrust of the policy was source of non-wage or salary in- over the average of the past five vidends, profits and prices were economic control program de- clear. come. years, which was arecord-breaking added together, there was no ap- scribed as "selective wage and There was little doubt expressed The single authoritative docu- high profit period. And profits parent reason to believe that prices price controls". over the enforcibility of this part of ment published was a 25 page pol- could go above this level if the in- could not be increased toraise the Prime Minister Trudeau ex- the program. Employers in the pub- icy statement tabled in the House crease could be shown to be due to level of profit, so as to pay larger plained in his televised address to lic sector and the largest 1500firms of Commons by Finance Minister "unusual productivity gainsresult- dividends, so as toattract new capi- the nation that: "Under this prog- in the country, who together emp- Donald S. MacDonald titled Attack ing from the efforts of the emp- tal, just like in an uncontrolled ram, a selected number ofpowerful loy justunder halfthe work force, on Inflation. It contained the "ini- loyer," such as through investment economy. The alleged "freeze" at groups in Canada will be required wereordered to comply with the tial guidelines", including the in labour-saving devices or by pay- present levels seemed to be no by law to obey strict guidelines in wage "guidelines". And as rep- series of selective loopholes which ing less, or dueto "favourable cost more than a "minimum" level prices they charge, and incomes resentatives of business and emp- could exempt just about anything developments which could not below which these sources of in- they earn." loyer association put aside their from control except the price of reasonably have been anticipated" come would not fall. He continued by "making a di- "free enterprise" speeches and labour. but which resulted in overpricing. Concern over this aspect of the rect appeal for the cooperation of stampeded to announce their sup- Dividend rates for shareholders, program was wide-spread, soon all Canadians in the practice of in- portfor the patriotic wage restraint The guidelines said, for instance, meanwhile, were "frozen" at cur- spilling into the commercial press. dividual restraint... This battle campaign, it became clear the that prices were not to increase "to rentlevels, unless it is necessary to The government agreed enfoi ce- required must be fought by all of us." "order" would be followed. Duty amounts more than to increase these rates "to raise new ment presented "difficulties", but Tory opposition leader Robert and interest happily coincided for cover net increase incosts", but as equity capital"—the only justifi- Manpower MinisterRobert Andras Stanfield said the program pro- employers in the specified sectors, long as some plausible cost could able economic reason even without told the Canadian Pulp and Paper vided "rough justice" in the fight and for those whose compliance be found to offset a price increase, controls. And since the guidelines Association, just because prices against inflation. As the policy was was officially "voluntary". the sky's the limit. provide no control over interest are harder to control than wages explained, however, it became ap- As well, prices could be in- rates or the financial markets, di- "does not mean we should throw parent thatit was "rougher" than it NON-WAGE GUIDELINES creased in advance simply on the vidend rates must bear some rela- up our hands and not even try and was "just" for most Canadians. Owing to the efforts ofthe com- basis of "forecasts of cost in- tion to the rate ofreturn provided control both", adding, "We never It was, in fact, nothing less than mercial press to present the prog- creases" which could be foreseen by alternate forms of investment, said the program is perfect." an Economic War Measures Act, withthose dependent onwages and salaries playing the starring role of —-v economic cannon-fodder. V EFFECT ON WAGES Within a few days Canadians generally understood what "indi- vidual restraint" meant in terms of their paycheques. Unless they geta Classes Wilfrid Laurier University again offers January admissions forthose who didn't enter university in Sep- tember because of work or travel. It is intended for those interested in getting back into the educational stream. Students who will be completing Tia Slapshot Year 5 of high school in the first i^^^^"_ semester and are recommended by After ducking pucks for 60 ■Jm^^miwi their principals are eligible. Other ™ minutes then being elbowed, ™ students from various universities tripped and speared by the crowd ™fc« and community colleges, as wellas on the way home you deserve adults may also register. Wt&Mi'ffi^^ "It's a good opportunity for stu- dents to get back to school earlier than expected and thus graduate Add 1 1 /20unces of delicious |I2i^^aMMßnMaMi earlier," said Keith Rae, assistant Tia Maria to your hot coffee. 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ENTERTAINMENT Dylan: Shows the human side of being a star

by Ross MacDonald for this tour, the fact being that Ramblin' Jack Elliot. charge appealed, has stageda cam- world around him give him the ap- Several weeks ago, the music Dylan wouldrather play in smaller The tour will feature new songs paign, believing that Carter has pearance of being totally different, world was shocked whenit was an- concert halls which seat about written by Dylan as well as those been unjustly convicted. The song from a personality standpoint, than nounced thatBob Dylan, on a rare 3,000 people as compared to larger written by Ochs, Elliot and other is aprotest against the injusticethat many rock stars who drive around mission from heaven, would ap- placed like Madison Square Gar- members of the revue. The first Carter has faced, typical ofDylan's in limousines with dollar signs on pear live in concert in Niagara den. It is unusual, that he would so-called rehearsal took place at inspiration in writing songs a few the side, ownfive hundred pairs of Falls. Also appearing with the choose to play Maple Leaf Gar- "Gerdes Folk City", a type of cof- years ago. - glasses, and whose life ingeneral is father offolk/rock music would be dens, which not only holds up to fee house where Dylan played for The unique aspect of the tour is one big game of Monopoly. Dylan an entourage which included Joni 20,000, but which in past years has thefirst time back in 1960. On hand that the spotlight is not mainly on appears to be just the opposite of Mitchell, Roger McGuinn and un- been ignored by several top per- to take part in the festive atmos- Dylan but that each performer is this. He is polite to his audience, fortunately, Joan Baez, who was shows little desire for material scheduled to show film clips of her things in life, and has devoted his performance at Woodstock and to time to problems which would ap- give a talk on the good points of pear to be none of his concern. He draft evasion. It seemed that the has also attempted to bring music only notable performer would be back to the "Greenwich village" guitarist Mick Ronson, who had level and show that concerts were formerly played with David Bowie meant to be played in a "cozy" and Mott the Hoople. Was Dylan type of atmosphere and not some moving into glitter rock? soccer stadium where you need Dylan is one ofmany performers World War II field glasses to see to recently jump on the concert the stage. tour bandwagon, saying that he wants to play for people who It appears that Dylan has used "never get a chance to see him". precise timing in his decision to This includes many people who tour. The fact that the show has don't want to stand in line for two been billed as more ofa get together days or else those who can't afford amongst friends has stymied the $10.00 to see a musician who is not idea of "Wow, Bob Dylan's play- exceptionally talented but whose ing in Toronto". Instead it has pas- lyrics have been described as ''re- sified the possibility of the usual volutionary". ticket wars that take place before concerts. it One has to wonder why Mr. major Hopefully, will prevent people using Dylan has suddenly decided to four from con- afterremaining in virtual obscurity cealed weapons in order to obtaina appear that for many years, contented sit ticket. Also, it would so to many hys- the rock throne. It hardly seems people have become less on big main factor. teric over the ideas of nameacts if money is the appearing they Perhaps it is the fact that this year in a place where witnessed the revival of many have previously played. This is has quite in a recently past stars such as Eric Clapton and evident Brothers con- Crosby, and Nash and per- scheduled Allman Stills, cert formers, in this case Dylan, feel formers. phere were Eric Anderson, Baez, given an equal chance to share it. in Vancouver which reported they have something to gain Dylan's show is called the "Rol- early hippie poet Several of Dylan's most popular ticket sales of 3,000 in an arena that Ochs, Elliot and 18,000 people. during a popularity craze. It also ling Thunder Revue", a name Alan Ginsberg. One of the songs songs are included in the repetoire, which holds gives him a chance to play with which does not necessarily imply which they will perform is called such as "The Times They Are a- Dylan's career can be seen as a people which do not receive the the type of music but rather it im- "Hurricane", which was written Changin' "and "Mr. Tambourine type ofcycle. He has reverted back "fame and glory hype" that has plies thefact thatit is intended to be by Dylan and is dedicated to Rubin Man". However, it appears that to the days when his familiar style characterized Dylan's career. a "reunion" offriends who are out "Hurricane" Carter, a top-ranked Dylan does not intend them to be first reached America. Perhaps he Their appearances have been li- to have a good time playing for the middleweight boxer who is pres- for his own self esteem in that he never wanted all the fame but mitedto the''coffee house scene. people. It will include close friends ently in prison on a murder charge. singsbaCk-up vocals on several oc- rather to resume the simple pleas- This is perhaps the main reason of Dylan, namely Phil Ochs and Dylan, in an attempt to have the casions. ures of the music scene. However, Although this writer is not a music has rewarded him gener- Dylan fanatic, his philosophies on ouslyand he nowfeels that itis time films: Dog upstages cast certain aspects of music and the to reward the people. But, forthose ofyou who have a standing naked and meaningless. littie more in your heads than the Symbolism?—ha! Lisztomania To Be as a ... Top 40, I have a word ofwarning couldn't even be passed off about this film. It's bad; I mean it's second-rate symbol for a movie. Friday November 28 2:00 to 8:00 pm. No pots will be terrible. I didn't have to pay to get "What about the acting?" you —Jr. A Hockey: Kitchener sold at this time but is offered as in and I still felt likeI was cheated. may ask. Well, there is one out- Rangers vs St. Catherines Black an opportunity for the public to Do you want me to summarize standing performance and that is Hawks; 8:00 pm at the Kitch- browse and see the display. the plot foryou?... Wantto see me given by a small black dog who up- ener Auditorium. do it again? There is no plot. The stages the entire cast in a short —Sac on Panel Discussion Tuesday December 2 film is an insult to theintelligence of cameo appearance. Why is the dog "Missionaries as agents of cul- —Nature Northamerican Film all the non-groupies in its audience. good? Because he makes you be- tural inspection and inoculation; Series: No. 9 Traditional Ways I would guess that we are supposed lieve that he really is a dog. Of Panel members will include Dr. and Legends A) "The Owl and to see great meaning and valuable course, some of the other actors D.P. Lumsden, Dr. JohnPeters, the Lemming" -Inuit legend B) social content in this incoherent, convinced me that they, too, were Dr. & Liz Graham, Flora Con- "The Owl and the Raven" disjointed piece of rubbish. Not a of the Purina set but I don't think roy and Fenton Ruparanjanda; -Inuit Legend C) "The Legend chance. that that was their aim. WLU Mezzaine; Wine and ofthe Raven" -InuitLegend D) "Ah, but what about the sym- Dialogue? Sorry, the dog takes Cheese at 7:00 pm. "The Loon's Necklace" bolism?" someone may ask. There first prize again. "Woof, woof, -Indian Legend E) "Legend" are certainly a great number of woof! Yip, yip? Arf, arf, arf." -Beauty and the Beast, West things that are supposed to look How's that for originality and Saturday November 29 Coast Indian Legend F)' 'Niag- symbolic but they lead you no- meaning. Think ofhow bad the rest —The Waterloo Potters Work- ara Falls" -Maid of the Mist, where. Take for instance the do- of the dialogue must have been. shop will be holding aChristmas Iroquois Legend G) "Race of by Randy Mank minant "symbol" in the film, I was very angry after I had seen sale from 10 am to 4 pm in the the Snow Snakes" -ancientgame Attention "groupies"! Tear namely, music. It is the main topic this film. It was, simply, a waste of Potters Workshop, Waterloo of the Iroquois H)''Cree Hun- yourselves away from your stereo for conversation among the charac- time. I could have spent an exciting Park, Waterloo. There will be ters of the Mistasoini" -life of headphones, strap on your five- ters and yet when the colour, the evening at home watching Bowling over 2,000 pots on display made the James Bay people; Films inch platform shoes, slap a wad of fanfare, the pageantry, and the lu- for Dollars or making faces in the by the more than 100members total 137minutes. Shown at Na- double-bubble in your yap and nacy are stripped away, we find mirror. Either one would have been of the Waterloo Potters Work- tion Film Board Theatre, Suite boogie on down to the Waterloo that no real connections are made a greater intellectual and a greater shop. A preview will be held on 207, 659 King St. East, Kitch- theatre to see Lisztomania. You'll between music and anything else. visual experience than Lisz- Friday, November 28th from ener at 2:00 pm. love it. The result is a potential symbol left tomania. 12 The Cord Weekly Thursday, November 27, 1975 MOVIE A GUIDE

HIS CIACODE NAME IS CONDOR. IN THE NEXT SEVENTY-TWO HOURS ALMOST EVERYONE HE TRUSTS WILL TRYTO KILL HIM.

Entertainment Editorial H*JTI*LXI -ADMITTANCE by Ross Macdonald ported that the list had disappeared. concerts in Toronto, if the band in- ROBERT REDFORD FAYE DUNAWAY There I stood, for 12 hours in This was too bad because it had volved is one of extreme popularity. freezing rain, in beautiful downtown seemed like such a remarkable idea An example of this is that 15,000 CLIFF ROBERTSON /MAX YON SYDOW Detroit at the Michigan State Fair- at the time. To say there was dissen- tickets for an upcoming concert in To- ■ \MW%t* the*the HI 2 SHOWS NIGHTLY sion amongst ronto in 124 king ww, 7:00 & 9:20 p.m. grounds, hopeful of gettingtickets to this friendly gathering were recently sold forty-five LV IfIV II see the Who. The scene is quite re- would be an understatement. The minutes. The only alternatives to miniscent of the Depression Era. I angry mob completely demolished "camping out" would be to buy Bus am in a lineup which is two deep the fences which surrounded the tickets at local Establishments which 'ippfil wSw s ne sQme w° c u^es ffom and extends for five blocks down fairgrounds and the result was include a ticketto the concert. How- Mr '* 10 1 Saturday' * Night:.. Woodward Avenue. There is at least 20,000 people charging madly for ever, $25.00 is an outrageous price *" 20,000 people, who, like myself, theticket booths. Now,to top itoff, it for a ticket to the concert and a bus ||j«U;JIp m bock with kid dyn-o-mite! should have their heads examined. was announced that no tickets trip to Toronto. Besides, you can About a quarter of a mile across the would go on sale until everybody never depend on bus transportation. fairgrounds, one is able to see six was in a uniform line. The crowd The only alternative to this situa- diminutive boxes which look like was also informed thatCobo Arena, tion would be thattickets are sold by out-houses but are actually ticket the place where the concert was to mail order only. This has proved booths. As expected, a crowd of this be held, would only accommodate successful in the past and would size tends to become emotionally 12,000 people. The problem in- solve the problem of huge crowds upset it is forced endure volved here was trying to console up tickets. there when to lining for However, 2 SHOWS NIGHTI-Y ten II ~m. wimm*** *m ll such adverse elements. At this point, thousand, wet and angry Who is also a problem with this. The mail CAPITOL*I A 9: 2 (I looked like fanatics that their fifteen hour wait system in Canada is organized about w. Ui^,Sc T somebody swear he 11 r»«t«it »o kinc st. 1 FEATURE TIMESI2.^-M Dick Nixon) came up with a brilliant had been worthless. as well as the sale of tickets. There- 7:20 9:30 P.M. idea that would make Henry Ford This is typical of the way in which fore, if you have made plans to see a * turn in his grave.Thisyoung Einstein ticket sales are conducted for major concert in the nearfuture, you'd bet- stated that a list would be passed concerts. In many cases, these tar get in line. MAGNIFICENT! around on which everyone in the crowds become overly-hysterical line could sign their name. After and in the incident mentioned each person had signed their name, above, three people were seriously It is hoped that the moron who - he could then go home and return injured after being trampled. decided to steal two-hundred 45 re- later when the tickets were You cannot blame the crowd or cords from the mezzanine last week scheduled to go on sale. There ap- the artists i nvol ved for these freg vent will be caught and justly punished. peared to be three problems how- occurrences. The problem is the The records belonged to Radio MlalToSnv Panawision* nColor AParamounl Ptcurt *■■$■, f.™i^-^Blw^ ever. First of all, what happens to promoters of the concerts who seem Laurier and were used for their disc paper when it becomes wet? Ans- to enjoy watching people fuss and jockey service, SAM. Th is causes dif- wer: Names become smeared. Sec- fight over a chance for better tickets ferent problems for the station. The ondly, out of 20,000 people, how and eventually a demoralizing situa- records which were stolen cannot be would you know who you followed tion is created. Included in this prob- easily re-purchased due to the fact in line? Answer: You don't. Finally, lem is the fact that in some cases, that Radio Laurier does not budget can you control 20,000 angry peo- there has been no limit on the for such mindless pranks. Also, three FAIfiVIEWI>AI«SHOrWHGIIAa.KITCHEIO ple? Answer: Impossible. number of tickets perperson and ad- disc jockey dates may have to be .FAIRVIEW CINEMA SHOWS NIGHTLY 7 ft 9 P.M. The following occurrences re- vance noticefor ticket sales has been cancelled because these records are KMQSWAV DRJVE •BEHIND SIMPSONS STOK * sulted in complete chaos. About too short. ~ newreleases. It seems doubtful ifthis 1,000 people had signed the I ist and It is virtuallyimpossiblefor people person will be caught, since small had left for home when it was re- in the K.W. area to obtain tickets to people are hard to find.

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SPORTS

Hawkey B-ball Hawks Hawks Win Lose First First

Pleasant surprise Women undefeated in varsity basketball

by Dan Russell zone defense held the Blues to a Women's varsity basketball has meagre 22 points. fielded whatpromises to be another In the Trent tilt the Hawks emp- winner to add to the credit of the loyed anew weaponin theform ofa Women's Athletic Department. half court zone press. This worked In theirfirsttwo starts ofthe sea- with amazing success as the oppos- son the Hawks have yet to lose ition was once again held to 22 as points. they defeated the University of To- Meanwhile the Hawk of- ronto Blues 35-22 and Trent Uni- fense ran a controlled offense versity 46-22. which accounted for 46 points. Mary Esau and Cathie Martin The Hawks return six players year's scored 28 points between them as from last squad plus a new Barsanti and Esau also added 22 crop ofpromising rookies and one rebounds. Marilyn Wadge replied transfer. Returning from last year with 11 points for Trent. are forwards Mary Esau, Lorraine This year playing a and co-captain Anna Bar- Laurier is in Toma revised division comprised of santi. are capable of both scor- All Trent, Ryer- ing Toronto, Brock and and rebounding. Guards Flo son. responded Labine and The players have Cathie Martin will join with a fervour by co-captain at seldom exhibited Brenda Riddell the past teams. Under the guidance of guard position, eachhaving played rookie coach Jan Starkes atleast one ofuniversity the team year com- appears to be headed for its most petition at this position. Brenda successful season though presently suffering from a ever. The team is the road until broken finger may also be used at on now forward. after Christmas. Tomorrow night they travel to Brock and one week Both Sue Fleury and Sue Staples from tomorrow the squad heads to are two rookies who will probably Toronto to play the Ryerson Rams. see ample floor time at the forward The WLU women hope to return spot. Meanwhile, Patrice Butts and home after these two encounters Donalou Langdon will sharethe job Cathie Martin shoots as Lorraine Toma and Anna Barsanti move in for the rebound in win over with their unbeaten record still in- of backing up the guard position. Trent last Saturday. Phot b y grabowski tact. Adding stability and experience to ° result of eligibility requirements the first varsity win in league play 12 points. The first home game of the sea- centre spot will be transfer Jane added Lorraine Toma the are guard Mary Lounds and for- over four years. Barsanti outstanding son sawincreased fan support over Hambley. Jane formerly played in Anna also was in the re- ward Briar Edmonds. Both are ex- who had been the outstanding re- bounding department she added what has been in the past best de- three years for the Ryerson varsity as pected to supply immediate help. team team scribed as dismal. It is hoped that squad upon to bounder for the in previous 11. The Hawk completely and will be relied games support in year will bolster our defense. Assisting coach Jan Starkes as continued to erase the dominated the smaller Blues as fan the new manager is Ruth Sutherland. boards as she pulled down a game they effectively utilized a fast match the enthusiasm ofthis year's Two new rookies yet to play as a The Toronto victory represented high 16rebounds. Inaddition Anna breaking offense, while a tough team. Shephard State champs in WLU Invitational by Dan Russell Christensenand Chambliss took on fast break offense continually pre- throughout the game. At the half, rebounding on us, the Hawks were The WLU Invitational Basket- Carleton's Larry Wilson and Jon sented the Warrior defenders with Carleton held a slim 43-41 lead down by only 10 points. ball Tournament last Friday and Love in a shootout. However with 3 on 1 situations. Trailing by 44-20 largely on the strength ofa 55 per- It wasn't until well into the sec- Saturday nights shone some light just under nine minutes to go the by the half, the Warriors werelater cent shooting average from the ond half that the Hawks began to upon the question of just exactly Hawks held only a slim one point trimmed 91-61. Rod Sevell scored floor. Though Waterloo did out- have problems. The offense stalled how good is this year's men's var- lead. At this point Dave Levac 25 for Sheppard while Mike Visser rebound the Ravens almost 2-1, and at times our defense looked al- sity basketball team? Prior to the subbed into the game for Laurier replied for Waterloo with 15. continual turnovers and erratic most non-existent. The Hawks tournament, Laurier had gone un- and the tide suddenly turned. Not many people anticipated shooting proved to be Waterioo's were constantly beaten back to our defeated in exhibition play by win- Levac did everything asked ofhim much excitement intheconsolation undoing. own basket by the better con- ning quite handily in each contest. as he stole the ball, picked offpas- The Warriors led most of the ditioned U.S. club. Often at the ex- However none of these three op- ses and added 5 rebounds to his 7 second halfas Phil Schlote hitfor a pense of two points. ponents could be considered a real points. Dave was the missing game high 25 points. Howeverwith Though our failure to effectively test of strength. Last Friday night catalyst needed to pick up a team over five minutes to go in the con- rebound was a statistic not to be the Carleton Ravens provided that which until now looked at best, test, Schlote fouled out soon fol- ignored, the more concerned stat first credible challenge. Though dishevelled. lowed byMike Visserand Seymour was shooting. Both teams shot Carleton isn't expected to man- Consequently the Hawks wide- Hadwen. Carleton took the advan- about 50 percent, however Shep- handle the other teamsin their divi- ned thelead to nine points and went tage of Waterloo's foul trouble as pard put up 37 more attempts than sion, they nevertheless will be on to win 100-91. they counted 45 of their 83 points the Hawks. This eventually re- probable finalists. Chuck Chambliss led all scorers from the charity stripe. With 3 star- flected in the final score as the with 44 points followed by Christ- gonefrom the Waterloo squad, 124-88. a ters Hawks bowed Carleton, employing man-to- ensen with Jon Larry bought On brighter things, turn- 27. Love and Jon Love and company the side of the man defense caused numerous Wilson replied for Carleton with back to edge the Warriors byfive as Hawks proved that when they the 24 want overs by the Laurier squad as and 23 points respectively. outscored Waterloo they early Carleton 15-5 to, can play as a team. Ravens opened up an 17-11 in the dying minutes of the game. In thefinal game, Rod Sewell and Carleton continually broke In the other University tilt, lead. Sheppard College resoundly Larry Wilson tallied 21 points for Charlie Rideout counted 30 points press convertingfor easy State the Hawk the winners as Schlote led all scor- apiece for Sheppard. Chuck the team defeated the University of layups. Meanwhile host ers Chambliss again any Waterloo's Warriors 91-61. Shep- with 24 points for Waterloo. was once failed to respond with consis- as Chambliss carried pard combined a tenaciously ag- Sheppard College employing the Laurier's leading scorer with 29 tency. Chuck tough defenseand fast break- Mark Christensen added 15and Joe the scoring in the early gressive defense with one of the same the bulk of bestfast breaks seen inthearea ina ing offense as they used against Macrito 14. going as he at one point counted for Tourney stars points. while, as they completely domi- Waterloo, defeated the Hawks in all were: 10 consecutive Laurier championship game. Laurier, Jon Love Carleton Mark Christensen got into early nated the Warriors. Waterloo dres- the sing only four last as Ra- realizing that ifthey duplicated this Paul Armstrong Carleton foul trouble and watched for much returnees from championship the Carleton season looked anything but Na- vens were expected to be beaten run and give performance of the Chuck Chambliss W.L.U. of the half as Carleton dominated Sheppard Fortunately for the tional Champions. The Sheppard soundly by the much taller U of W previous night, they would be Charlie Rideout the boards. Philipps Sheppard by the half the teams were defense continually prevented squad. Carletonhowever, made be- blown out, played their most con- Mike Hawks, getting the everyone, especially sistent game date (tie) tied at 48 points. Larman and Scott from lievers out of to as a team. Re- ball to their forwards. The War- the Warrior team, as the Ravens fusing to resort toa one or two man Phil Schlote Waterloo In the second half, the game re- riors also had obvious difficulty in won 83-78. Much like the WLU offense, the team set up and ran (tie) mained much the same. The lead making the transition from offense game, the Ravens and the Warriors their options. And until the half, Most valuable player was Rod changed hands time and again as to defense as the Sheppard club's traded the lead time and again even though Sheppard doubled the Sewell of Sheppard State. 14 The Cord Weekly Thursday, November 27,1975

Insight Out Complex Corner

Ifyou would be so kind as to inform me please. Justwhere might one Knight's Happy Hookers bowl 'em over go to hoot and hollerfor these chaps with the unlikely appellations of Buffalo Brent, Big Eddy, Tobo, Smoky, and countless others? of upcoming winter activities, in- To the CNE midway? Tothe nearest tumbuckle of the local wrestling Bowling Hockey cluding a possible new feature. ring? To the TV lounge for Saturday morning Roller Derby? ' Rick Chalupka continues to hold In intramural action last week, A "free-lance" fitness club is No, WLU fans, despite any grand illusions you might have had, the top men's average with 168 over the league leading Senior Citizens planned for the gym, allowing stu- aforementioned quadruplets make up part of theWLU varsity hockey the past two weeks. Barb Biggs has were held to a 3-3 tie by Arts 11. dents to come to the complex daily rosterthis season. Which brings me to a si ightly more serious situation, regained her status as top women's Joslyn had all three goals for Arts II and exercise to the sounds of the fortunes of our shinny sorts in the 75-76 season. averager with a 133followed by Ina while Bestard (2) and Hollingshead Cleary's sound system. This con- Late last August, this year's hockey team looked on paper to be the Sander (131) and Pat Newbrough accounted for the Citizens. tinuous movement event should be best in WLU history. And so itwas proclaimed. All through the school. with a 130 overall. Bus 111 defeated the Blazers by helpful to and welcomed by those "Yeh, the basketball team is supposed to improve, but wait tilI you Action was fast and furious last default but Senior Business exp- students who justwant to work the see the hockey team. Justdynamite. They've got da da from da da and Sunday as the pins were really fly- loded to defeat Bl and B2 15-1. kinks out every day. dada played with thedadajuniorslastyear." And on and on and on. ing. So was Gary Jeffries who de- Dreher and Vidovitsch each potted Now that banter was all well and fine for the Torque Room. But I spiteblowing thetenthframe, came four goals while Noon and Arm- effect on the players themselves. They in with 212, high single score for strong bagged hat trick. Tamiae think it has had an adverse a both a The upset ofthe season occurred supposed to be the best hockey team we've ever the night. Jeffries' 6 strikes in that Beernink was held toone goal. Mal- know that they're Sunday in Hockey every timeourteam hits the ice, game than compensated for only goal for last Tamiae as had. And itappears, at leastto me,that more lender scored the Bl Bus V defeated previously un- theyare supposed to be thebest, and are trying his miserable other scores, includ- and 82. theyare conscious that beaten Bus 12-1. prove it. means added anxiety to normal playing ing a to too hard to Which an reported 131. The Beaver Eaters continued Inspired by goaltender Bob mistakes, which can befatal. Which have been High man night Julian "pelt" their opposition, this time pressure, which means forthe was Wolfe, the Bus V squad took the fatal so far this season, as our 1-5 record mirrors. a 495 triple, while Pat turning back and B3 (yes Shumka with A123 play to Bus I all through the game as that 1-5 record spreads around the school I fear two situa- a one team) 3, And Newbrough led the women with that's 7-1. Blair had victory. Firstly, that the players will get down on themselves. And shock- Pratt 2 and Wallace and Hayden and were full value for the tions. 423. Pat's husband, due to Neil Schonfeld hopped in to pocket will get down on the team, lose interest, and that secondly, that the fans ing football upsets afternoon, also tallied for the winners. Doran both goals for the winners. ignore the squad for the rest of the season. was definitely offhis game and set- hit for the losers. Bill Parsons cir- moved into first place by can be justified though. The team wonits by Ecies Neither of these situations tled for a triple score which some cumvented the mail strike send- Bus 111 1-0. an indication of shutting out Charlie first game of the season in Windsor last week, and individual scores rivaled. ing a cablegram to this office, ask- "McKenny" Miller, who recently unity on bus trip back, when the players ing specially men- team was witnessed the However, to prove who's the that his name be moved to right wing from defense, engaged in songfests (led by Billy Young, the "Singing Gun") and for his unselfish learners and who's the learnees, tioned display in bagged the only goal of the game on entire trip now, when wasthe last time adding spirited chatter the back. Think Coach Knight's pin proficiency has 3 assists for the Eaters. backhanded rebound. Chuck, you sang all the way back from Windsor? Or did anything else but the Happy now a vaulted his team, Hook- With those 3 assists Parsons whose play me or trade me attitude sleep? team lead with scoring ers into the 12 has a share of the lead with has numerous tiffs with Despite losing Saturday atWestern, Hawks have obviously proven 8 resulted in points. The Misses whousually do, 3 goals and 5 assists for points. He the Ecies coach, redeemed himself that they are shaking the bug that hit them at the beginning of this and the Splits, who also usually do, Sillberg (4-4), is tied with Drehar by providing the winning margin. season. They have always received super goaltending, are starting to are tiedfor second. (4-4) (4-4). and Vidovitsch certainly not score goals, and have made recent additions to their admitted sore a And last but least, The Senior Citizens maintain Bus II won their first game of the spot, the defense. precarious one point edge in the Bringing me to my second point. Thefact that the hockey team has seasonby whippingBus IV 4-1, and league standings over Senior Busi- Bus team rep Mike Solecky has had a poor start is all the more reason why WLU fans should support Tennis and the Beaver II Action has been narrowed down ness Eaters. been reported as saying that Ecies the team and not ignore it. The team has given WLU fans many to the with Hyashita is no better than your average moments of excitement and entertainmentthe past two seasons and is semi-finals taking Senior A club squad giving every indication that more is upcoming. Besides, just ask any on Buchner and Kittelson Preview and that his meeting Wely. Nearly all other events have beat Ecies both physically and WLU basketball player from last years squad and he'll tell you the Van Winners will will worstmemory of the season was not the team'srecord but thefact that advance to the singles tennis been completed for the fall term. on the scoreboard this Sunday. So preview there. only a handful of students even cared. championship. Stay tuned next weekfor a So let's see everyone out tomorrow night at Waterloo Arena to support the hockey Hawks. Putting the puck in the net is only the Beat Windsor players part of the deal. You have to hold up your end, too. I'm sure Smoky and Buffalo Brent and the boys would appreciate it. Rick Campbell Hawks improve in road split

by Rick Campbell It looks like we're on our way back. With its first win of the season against Windsor, and with an en- couraging performance in a 7-6 heartbreaking loss to Western, the hockey Hawks served notice last weekend that things are definitely getting together. The team travelled to Windsor last Thursday and came away with a 4-1 victory. It was a key victory not only in that itcame onthe road, but also that it was WLU's first of the regular season, the first step of the ladder. Hawks were down 1-0 to the Lancers as play wound down in the second period. With only seconds remaining Paul Stratton whipped a shot from outside the blueline through the goalie's legs to give usa big lift entering the final frame. Hawks came out in that third period and scored three unans- wered goals including a short- handed effort by Buffalo Brent Heard to grab thetwo points. Other goals were scored by Hugh Macin- tosh and Smokey Richardson. Buoyed by their win, the Hawks Hawks must still improve their defensive record if they hope to visited London and Western forthe improve their record. second time this season and forthe second time found themselves fac- Hawk Bill Young played his best the point, contributing three as- ing a 4-1 deficit in the first period. all around gameofthe season, indi- sists, as did newcomer Rick Davies However, with gritty determina- cated by his persistent checking who joined the team for the Wind- tion, the Hawks fought back by the and three goals. Dennis Schooley sor game. end ofthe second for a 5-5 tie and (the "opportunist") and Bill Low Hawks only game this week is at with only several minutes left in the on one of his patented slapshots the Bam tomorrow night against, game were deadlocked at six. But were the other Hawk marksmen in you guessed it, the puck Plumbers. as has so often been the Hawks the second period while Randy Game time is 8 p.m. and like the Hawk Gary Schwartz (14) goes high against Eddy Brooks of downfall this season, a defensive Meyers added our final goal in the Leafs and Canadiens, this rivalry Shephard State in WLU Invitational last weekend. Shephard won lapse allowed Western to score a third. always produces great hockey. photo goal and grab the championship game 124-88. by grabowski late the win. Richardson again played well on Shouldn't be missed. Thursday, November 27, 1975 The Cord Weekly 15

Gee Gee whiz Mr. Everything leads Ottawa to College Bowl by Rick Campbell Dan Didick scored the only Cal- much action during the season as Thursday. The fact that the MVP the OUAA-CIAU mess this sea- There were quite a few surprises gary major early in the second Wayne Thomas did last year with went out west and the top lineman son. during last week's College Bowl quarter which gave the westerners the Montreal Canadiens. award went east less than subtly I would like to think that politics festivities, but the main event itself a temporary 8-7 lead. Lumsden was awarded the Ted hints ofpeculiar choices, in that the were not involved in the selection was no shocker. On the play where he received Morris Trophy as the most valu- OUAA was completely omitted ofthe top players. But considering The Ottawa Gee Gees, the only credit for the touchdown in the able player of the game, and after from the top selections. And espe- what has happened this season in undefeated college team this sea- third quarter, Colton was injured the contest the University of Ot- cially since Lumsden's statistics intercollegiate football, my better son going into the game, remained and the Ottawa offense was di- tawa officially retired his number were far and away the best in judgement dictates otherwise. In that way by defeating the Univer- rected for the duration by a 16 year 33. Canada. which case I can only shake my sity of Calgary Dinosaurs 14-9, thus old, Yves Leclerc. He was ex- It was only fitting that Lumsden head and say two things. Congratu- putting the finishing touches on tremely conservative for the re- should win this award, as he was It is unfortunate that the Ottawa lations to Ottawa, and good rid- their perfect journey to the top. mainder of the game, but this was literally robbed of the Canadian players and others such as Rich Ott dance to this entire college football Unlike most of their previous to be expected. He saw about as MVPaward at the luncheon held on of the Hawks suffered because of season. games this season, the Gee Gees relied heavily on their defense and a ball control offense to minimize Calgary's thrusts. The Dinnies Hawk v-ball women fare well at Queen's were held to only 92 yards rushing. However, the Western crew sur- by Dan Russell against Brock, the Hawks once were surprised 15-5 and 15-11. After the loss to Toronto, the prised many in thecrowd of 17,500, The women's varsity volleyball again started slowly. Irate at some Though the rookies played well Hawks have theirbacks tothe wall. which was surprising itself in teamreturned from atournament in of the comments made by the throughout the tournament, espe- In order to finish third over Wind- number. One ofthemost impressed Kingston over the weekend with Badger coach earlier in the tour- cially in the final match, they were sor, we have to defeat these same with the cowboys was Ottawa head mixed feelings. Though the Hawks ney, Laurier bounced back to win not enough to compensate for a Lancers the nexttime out. Ournext picked up a commendable four the match 15-12 and 15-10. generally sub-par performance by home match will be early in squad. January. Ottawa 14 wins to three losses, most of the The following Carleton match the rest of the team had anticipated afive and two breeze past the Ravens record. saw Laurier Calgary 9 in what was the team's mostconsis- In the first match on Friday, the tent series ofthe tournament. Win- Hawks ran into a tough Queen's ning the first game 15-10 the team coach Don Gilbert, who poignantly club which defeated the Hawks in Swimmer shines too was determinedto hold Carleton to stated, "They were quicker than two games, 15-1 and 15-3. five points in the second game. In Cathy presently we expected and they had us on our the second match York Once again the Hawks were suc- Rowe is back stroke in which she finished backsides for a lot of the game." romped over the Hawks in the first cessful as Laurier won 15-4. Laurier's outstanding competitive fourth. In general it was an excep- As stated previously, Ottawa's game 15-1. But the Laurier club swimmer after a recent showing at tional performance. offense was not the dynamic force bounced back to play possibly the Laurentian was next to fall as the McMaster Invitational Swim Last Saturday John Unger, Don it had been in earlier games. But to best game of the tourney. Unfortu- Laurier breezed past them 13-15, Meet. This Invitational was a tri- Schenk and Mike Lehman rep- no one's surprise, the Gee Gees nately it was not enough as York 15-8, 15-10. However, the follow- meet involving York, Ryerson and resented Laurier in the first diving twelve were once again led by Neil went on to win the second game ing Toronto match proved to be the Mac. Cathy was invited to perform competition of the year. The team Lumsden, who steamrolled for 169 and match 15-10. tournament's biggest disappoint- individually and fared exception- performed well considering all yards on 27 carries, many the basic The last match ofthe day paired ment for the Hawks. After having ally well. She finished first in the members were new to competitive off tackle variety. Ottawa with Laurier. By this time sat out for the two hours, the 200 yard free style, third in the 200 diving. The team, coached by Bill Harrison and quarterback the Hawks weretired ofcoming out Laurier team went into the match yard medley and third in the 100 Brenda Gill placed as high as Jim Colton on a who's got the ball on the short end of things as we overconfident. As it turned out, yard free style. seventh. Next stop is U of T on trick were credited with the Gee defeated the Gee Gees 15-7 and dangerously so. A mentally unpre- After finishing this last race she December fifth when the team will Gees touchdowns. Lumsden con- 15-12. pared WLU team fell behind early proceeded to climb out of the pool be looking to improve on their past verted both. In the first game the next day and never fully recovered as we and mount the blocks for the 200 performance. "Sweet" wFrjr me, goodfood Grey Cup and a goodbeer go together for Esks /Jl||J#; That'sw%I ask forHeineken. The Edmonton Eskimos, after It's all a matter oftaste." three years oftrying, canfinally lay fINK mgm claim to being the bestCFL team in #: the country—thanks to Jimmy ¥ dm 1 m&? Jones and Don Sweet. An anticipated offensive battle turned into a heated defensive struggle in Calgary's frigid McMahon Stadium as theEsks out- lasted the Montreal Alouettes 9-8. The Larks jumpedinto a gigantic 7-3 lead at the half, Don Sweet counting two field goals and a single. Dave Cutler countered with a 3 pointer for Edmonton. (Snore) The lack ofscoring was due more to apoor offensive display than ex- pert defenses. And the second half was no better. Cutler, with the wind, gave Ed- monton the lead with two more field goals (oh, they're so exciting) and it appeared Edmonton was home free. But Montreal had one final chance to win with a late snore, er score (you guessed it, field goal at- tempt). The snap was perfect, the ball was bobbled by Jones but still placed upright for the kick and Sweet missed from 18 yards, giving the Eskimos the win and the Grey Cup. It wasn't a particularly exciting game, but the halftime show was without a doubt the most profes- sional in CFL history. Calgary should be congratulated for giving Grey Cup 75 everything it asked for—and some it didn't ask for. BrrrrrrrrrrrrnT!!! Thursday, November 27, 1975

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