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aiii;>/^ HEAD Spr Whirls Better: < Socr <^- ^JS^erly Hills or Melrose Place? V' <^ ah 6 We provide the arguments - ,-<• ,/ Wins You be the judge. ^« page 7 PAGE 5 No. 6 Humber College's Student Newspaper October13, 1994
D'Avolio The Spaghetti Incident? Petition moves on cries fovil Students vote today on fate CYNTHIA KEESHAN D'Avolio and Berardo Editor in Chief of
Students' Association Council Nicole Middeikamp didn't realize it was an issue. President Nino D'Avolio says that News Editor During the meeting D'Avolio the procedure to remove him has said some of the council mem- been "poor, less than fair, and SAC President, Nino bers told him they felt pressured dirty. D'Avolio. and Vice President, to sign the petition under the pre- "No one has looked me in the Mark Berardo, haved failed in tense of getting him to disclose eye, or stated for public record two attempts to have the petition more information about SAC what their problems or concerns for their removal rescinded. activities. called said have been with what I have done D'Avolio and Berardo White he was under the with this government," said an emergency SAC meeting, impression that "after the disclo- D'Avolio in an interview. Wednesday, Oct. 5, to find out sure (the petition) would have
Since the impeachment why council members wanted been all ripped up " although it process began, SAC has held them removed from office. wasn't. two meetings to address the "I'm impeaching you Despite heated discussion, a council's concerns regarding (D'Avolio) because I have lost motion was passed to put the D'Avolio and Vice President trust and confidence in you," petition to a student body vote. Mark Berardo's conduct and the said Loreen Ramsuchit, who initi- On Tuesday. Oct. 11, another
M question of their removal. ated the petition. She said she- motion was placed before the '* "There have been no issues had not been told what was SAC council members to rescind oLlier than 'iion-disclosute' going on during the summer. the vote and expunge (to delete brought up. That is the only D'Avolio said council mem- emphatically) from the records all issue."' said D'Avolio. "There bers are supposed to ask ques- mention of the petition. have been no substantiated alle- tions. "So based on the fact that This motion was made and gations that have been proven." you didn't ask me a question voted on despite a memo to SAC According to D'Avolio, the (and) I didn't say a thing, you're members from Gary Begg. chair going to carry on with the of the task force on student gov- college has "neutralized " his and Berardo's positions with the stu- impeachment?" ernance, on the legality of dent government. Council members Martha rescinding the motion on the stu- "I've had to defend myself for Toth and Dave White told the dent vote. allegations that haven't been (for- executives they wanted answers The memo stated "the reason to the ties with this action cannot merly) asked of me. I have as why Caps were why be
(learned) that if you are towing out what, in his own cut. the party line then the college will words, could be tfie "last supper." photo by kelly murphy D'Avolio replied, "I'm sorry. I See Vote, Back Page
turn a blind eye to you. If you ^^^^mm^^m challenge the institution, you are a liability and you are corrected. Mark (Berardo) and I have been SAC'S VP of Finance target of hamssment corrected, we've been neutral- CYNTHIA KEESHAN "There was a photograph of report stating that someone had required to substantiate that the ized. Editor-in-Chief me taken down in Montana. It broken into his office through petition (for the removal of the According to the voting was enlarged and put on my the ceiling tiles and removed a SAC president and vice presi- process, neither D'Avolio nor The office of the Vice mailbox on my door, and they lap top computer which was last dent) was collected under duress Berardo can campaign on the President of Finance for the had scribbled out my face. seen sitting on his desk. The and false statements," explained day of the vote before a collected Students' Association Council Gory stated that whoever computer was found outside of D'Avolio. "I wanted the informa- organized student body. As a was broken into twice this week. broke in must have had a key. Gory's office, on a chair. tion for council members to read result, posters have been distrib- On Wednesday, a small However this does not narrow D'Avolio stepped forward over the weekend before the uted around the college promot- wooden man was hung by the the list of potential suspects, Friday claiming responsibility for next meeting (on Tuesday)." ing the duo and asking for stu- neck in Chris Cory's office, the because at the beginning of the the Thursday night break-in, jus- Bendera said that an investi- dent support on the day of the current V.P of finance for SAC. year SAC president D'Avolio tifying its necessity. gation is not pending unless vote. However, also circulated, On Thursday, his office was bro- had ail the locks in the SAC "1 had to get into Chris' office Gory chooses to file a complaint is a document which lists alleged ken into, and a lap top computer office changed to fit one single to retrieve the minutes from the under the Charter of Student's offences D'Avolio and Berardo was taken. SAC President Nino key. emergency meeting (from the Rights and Responsibilities. are supposedly responsible for. D'Avolio stepped forward Friday, "After the break-in ... I asked lap top computer). They were with files from Sean Ballanfyne The unsigned letter, titled "The claiming responsibility for the for the lock to my office be Facts", also promotes the second incident stating that it changed, "said Gory. October 13 vote. was necessary for him to retrieve According to Rick Bendera, When the document was pre- minutes from the pre\4ous emer- Dean of Student Affairs, Gory sented to D'Avolio by an athletics gency meeting. brought his concerns for "the student, who found the letter in Gory said in an interview that rekeying of the area" to the the hall way, D'Avolio said that the first occurrence happened Council of Student Affairs. he has no defence. sornetime Wednesday night. Ordinarily, such a petition would "How do you respond to The When Gory returned to his office have to be authorized by Facts ? There is no signature, so Thursday afternoon, he discov- D'Avolio. However, on this you can't address that person ered that a small wooden meui- occassion it wasn' t individually. Why wasn't this nequin that had been given to "I tried to get in touch with brought up in meetings? How him as a birthday present was (D'Avolio) regarding the key come it was handed oul? ... At hanging by the neck from a change. 1 called him twice, but every public forum, they haven't **! miniature baskelfoafl net. was he didn't return my calls. So I raised these issues' floored.'' said Gory in an inter- left him a message," explained D'Avolio said that he believed view on Tuesday. "I was really Bendera. "This was a matter of the student newspaper played a spooked by it." security. Chris (Gory) was con- role in the question to remove Gory says that although he cerned for the security of his him from the SAC office. doesn't know who did it. this is area. So, I had to act on it. "The paper, the media had a not an isolated incident He has The second incident hap- large part in destroying my credi- abo found sev^al inappropriate pened some time Thursday bility and no one ever questioned memos and notices posted on evening, after the kx^ks Nid been VP of ftiMmce, Chris Goty , sitting In his ciffico potidsring his his doOT and in his mailbox. changed. Gory filed a security See D'Avolio, back page prsdicamsnt and ths •fflgy. PHOTO BY SEAN BALIANTYNE " " " " " "
,jrv '.-A S.^--, 'v ^>. News Former members of hate groups speak out
ness before the Montana Human whites as possible," she told the JOHN LEPP, MIKE MACMILLAN andTIMBINGHAM-WALLIS Rights Commission's hearings audience. into hate crimes against lesbians In the Heritage Front, the Staff Writers and gay men. younger people "came from typi- "I did not learn to be a bigot cal suburban, middle class Racism exists in our homes, and a racist from my parents, I homes... maybe they were bored backyards, neighbourhoods, did not learn to be a bigot and a when they joined," she contin- streets, cities, province, nation, racist from the Ku Klux Klan, I ued. our world. learned to be a bigot and a racist Hategan was arrested a year Last week in "HUMBER Et from society," he said during the and a half ago for distributing Cetera", we merely scratched the talks. hate literature. They would go to surface. We told you about Floyd Cochrane told the audience high schools and give out leaflets, Cochrane, an ex-member of the the process for recruitment was then they go on the defensive Aryan Nations and Elisse subtle. He used the Bible "to get and wait for the students to come Hategan, a former member of a foot in the door with recruits. to them, she said in a 'Question the Neo-Nazi Heritage Front. Once the youth or teen was and Answer' period. Elisse Hategan, a former Heritage front member, spoke on We didn't tell you about Martin "interested", the group would go She concluded by adding, "If recruiting techniques of hate groups, photo by lorrie kralka Theriault, who is a research after them in full flight. you asked (these people) if they director for the Canadian Centre "What we would do is a love were racist, they would tell you On Racism and Prejudice in bombardment. We would give 'No, I'm just proud of my race', Miriam Patel, a Toronto high of all; rob the racists of the fertile Montreal or Miriam Patel. a them hugs, we would tell them but these are the same people school student '«'ho has dedicat- soil they need in order to keep Toronto high -school anti-racist that love them, alter their {you would see) at the L.A. Bar we herself to fighting racist ed and their numbers high. If there is no organizer who has worked diet, give them uniforms, give and Grill on a Saturday night in homophobic harassment one willing to listen to them, they actively against Neo-Nazi activi- them the pretense that they have who would be talking about the schools sounded a very different will disappear. ties and against racist, sexist and some authority. We would teach 'niggers, spies, jews and fags'. note. "I was a pacifist," said the homophobic harassment in a fake doctrine of taking respon- soft spoken Patel, adding that schools. sibility but at the same time, a society, we must be of the more controversial she now supports direct action, One As aspects of the evening was The four panel members dis- blaming all your ills or what ever aware of what's happening wait for police to act "We can't the suggestion that numerous cussed recruitment, combatting on someone else," Cochrane around us. Both Hategan and on a human rights issue. state agencies have assisted in hate and how it is affecting our said. Cochrane made that very clear. "Direct action" is a strategy the operations of social systems. He continued, "the young We cannot go on our Anti-Racist growth and that involves beating the racists at hate groups in Canada. The people present at the people did not have any contact walks or think just talking about it their game; if the racists own These accusations go far University of Toronto sponsored, with the outside world. They did will make it go away. shout, shout louder; if 500 hate beyond what has been revealed "Neo-Nazi Defectors Tell All", on not watch tele\rtsion, we did not The murmurs of agreement group members appear at a rally, Friday, September 30, were told allow them to meet people from which were heard throughout the by the Grant Bristow — CSIS then organize 1000 anti-racists to affair. The most outspoken first hand knowledge of how outside of other culture or evening from the nearly full audi- confront them. speaker in regards to Bristow was hate-groups go about recruiting races... taught them they torium revealed a strong sense of We had "In society where a young Martin Theriault who suggested young people to join their orga- the given right to kill solidarity those present, a God peo- among people are thought of as just nizations. that CSIS was directly responsi- ple... and in ten to fifteen years, feeling that pervaded until the receptacles of knowledge... ble for of Some are born into a specific would trained class of discussion of racism the manufacturing a we have a combating empowerment becomes neces- organization like the "Aryan nation-wide hate network. killers. got underway. giving the sary" she added, Theriault also noted "not a Nations", some are teenagers Conducted in an open forum, crowd examples of how student looking for a place to 'belong', single arrest has yet to be made Elisse Hategan, 19, spoke for the audience's tough questions, involvement worked against due to Bristow. and some are just sucked in by the second time in public at combined with some audible Front encroachments in her own the continues the idea of having power. U of T on Friday, September 30. moans and cursing, transformed While evidence school. Judging from the mood to that activily Cochrane and Hategan both She told how she became infect- the evening's atmosphere from mount CSIS was of the room, support seemed to involved in the organization of spoke on the recruitment of ed with hate after being recruited one of unity, to a feeling of lay with Patel. That is, until hate groups, the panelists noted teens. Cochrane used to be a at age 15 by the group. uneasy tension. Floyd Cochrane uttered the most recruiter and spokesperson for Heritage Front, led visibly frightened Elisse that other state agencies may be The by A memorable statement of the involved in similar activities. the violent Aryan Nation group. facing for first time Wolfgang Droege, became her Hategan, the evening. "In " said Theriault When he left, he turned over all family and she adopted new val- many of her former sworn ene- Toronto, Towards the end of the dis- the his information to anti-Klan ues, she said. pleaded with the audience "a senior member of Hate mies, cussion, an audience member Crimes Unit testified in July to activists. He also was a key wit- "I wanted to kill as many non- to abandon the popular "fight from Jarvis Collegiate told the showing pictures of anfi-racists to fire with fire" policy, urging them panel that th« Heritage Front instead to compassion for Wolfgang Droege — leader of show often recruited youth from her the Heritage Front object- others like her who are trapped — and school, particularly those who ing to in the web of racist doctrine. the Heritage Front being had serious personal or family "You have to try and help called a criminal organization." problems, or who were otherwise young racists," said Hategan. Cochrane outlined how easy it vulnerable. Both Hategan and Hategan eventually ended her was for members of Neo-Nazi Patel suggested she organize a groups to commit hate crimes own membership in the Front rally to scare them away, to con- and flee to the United States in about three months after initiat- front them and dissect their often order to avoid prosecution. As an ing a conversation with a woman flawed arguments. anecdote Cochrane recalled the she was sent to harass. This new story of Dan Simms. element in her life, which proved after letting them finish, a "Dan Simms is a Canadian to be a source of true friendship, But frail Cochrane grabbed the Nazi skinhead who attacked a provided her with the emotional Jewish reporter with a baseball mike, and in a steady voice said, support necessary to break with bat, leabing the man blind. Dan "I agree with all these things... her "family". "Most kids only fled to the United States ... when need positive reinforcement" she but I think we're overlooking Dan was picked up in the U.S.
stated, "but the anti-racist organi- something . Why don't you by the FBI ... the Canadian sations are hostile to defectors. reach out to these kids yourself? authorities said to keep him .... brought to Hategan was critical of the Why not do the same thing the He was never back Canada." policies of prominent anti-hate racists are doing?" These three They said the continued fail- groups, whose often confronta- sentences, perhaps the most ure of state agencies to gain teh tional tactics, she felt.only served poignant of the evening, evoked confidence of anti-racist activists to increase the resolve of racists, has forced those committed to genuine emotion and applause and reinforce false perceptions fighting organized racism to take from the audience. Cochrane a strong look at the tactics they which are perpetuated so skillful- had just outlined the best strategy need to use. ly by Front propagandists. " "
Oct. 13, 1994 Humber Et Cetera
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SEAN BALLANTYNE Hefele faintly call his name. wasn't sure what happened. "He called me over, said to Staff Writer "When 1 got there, I don't know call Charlie (Charlotte)," then he if he was unconscious, but he said "I don't feel good." Students in the cabinet mak- wasn't responding." Wolfenberg Anghel said he ran to the lum- ing program feared for their also that Hefele ber deposit to find Charlotte added has a instructor when he collapsed on heart condition. Wednesday. Wolfenberg, when he came back Hefele wasn't moving. An ambulance was called and John Hefele was admitted to "He wasn't speaking, he Etobicoke General Hospital after arrived promptly. Anghel said wasn't moving. ..his skin was he became ill on Wednesday that Hefele was beginning to cold. morning. respond before the ambulance Charlotte Wolfenberg, an George Anghel was working arrived. at his bench, when he heard instructor in the shop, said she
Mayor's committee Served in The Burger Bar rrom October 24 - 28 fights racism
LORRIE KRALKA said Elisse Hategan, a 19-year- belief that all of us must be ALICE GRZYBEK old former speaker for the allowed the opportunity for full Staff Writer^ Heritage Front, and protege to participation in society, the Wolfgang Droege. "I put so much opportunity to exercise our rights Hate groups continue to be a effort into hating anyone, basical- ... (and) assuming responsibility. problem, the Toronto Mayor's ly I just couldn't hate after a The Race Relations Committee on Community and while." Committee described a hate Race Relations reported at a city Hategan's testimony helped crime as "actions committed convict three leaders against hall meeting on Sept. 29. supremacist a person or group of peo- "The Committee on - Droege, Ken Barker and Gary ple based on their race, religion, Community and Race Relations Schipper - who were sentenced nationality, gender, ethnic origin, will not stand by while these to jail terms in June 1994. sexual orientation, or disability." groups try to chip away at our "I realized I was expendable," This includes leaflets that pro- social fabric," said the chair of said Hategan. so she decided to mote hatred based on a race, the committee. Mayor June spy on the Front. recorded "hotlines", graffiti and committee's achieve- materials that doubt historical Rowlandc. "It's essential that we The warn the public of the extent and ments include alerting other events, such as the holocaust dangerous nature of white Canadian municipalities of the Some of the many hate supremacist and neo-nazi groups Nationalist party's agenda as groups operating in Toronto are: Front, Nationalist in our society." being a neo-nazi right wing The Heritage There have been reports of group, and demanded legislative Party. Equal Rights for Whites, CHICKEN changes to the judicial system White Aryan Youth, the Iron SFICV increased activity of hate groups," said Master of that relate to hate biased crimes. Guard, the Canadian Nazi Party Ceremonies. Ruby Lum. Most recently, the Toronto plus countless others. According "These days, when we talk Mayor's committee has requested to the Mayor's Committee, these about white supremacy in a judicial inquiry into activities of groups operate by delivering hate groups. leaflets, phone hate lines, com- SANDWICH, Canada, we can't avoid the letter Grant Bristow affair." said Martin A written by the puter bulletin boards, private Theriault, the director of the Secretary of State for meetings, rallies, rock concerts Canadian Centre on Racism and Multiculturalism and Status of with hate music, racist rock Women. Shelia Finestone, was videos and records. Prejudice. "We can't avoid it read during the meeting by Lum. "1 hope that each of you will because, for a lot of people now FRIES AND "Canadians, no matter what help the committee and the city it seems that they, the Heritage Front, the Neo-Nazi's, nothing's their background, have worked to stand up to these groups and together for to create clear that real. This is something that many years send a very message Canadian Security Intelligence a society of which we can all be their activities have no place in Service (CSIS) decided to fund proud," the letter said. "Our the city, this province, or this (and) organize." strength as a nation lies in the country," said Rowlands. A 12 OZ. FOF City Council started the com- mittee in 1981 "to examine issues related to racism, the emergence of 'white supremacist' organizations and racial violence and to improve the relations between the police and visible S3.99 minority communities in Toronto," a pamphlet states. "IfYouVelliinking About Last summer, a Sri Lankan Buying CD's And Tapes man was beaten into a coma after a hate rock concert, and is Before October 19.
still partly paralyzed today. The person who committed the crime fW has been convicted. There has also been a number of cross- burnings in Minden, Ontario by white supremacist groups, as well You're Out OfYour Mind. as the desecration of Jewish cemetaries and synagogs across the country.
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Oct. 13, admitted into the gym and direct- do so at events scheduled prior SlIiiiiiiliilliiliH Humber students will be able to ed towards one of the four to the voting. vote on whether or not Students polling stations, which are divid- According to Article 20 of the Association Council (SAC) presi- ed up alphabetically. SAC constitution, a simple 2/3 dent Nino D'Avolio and vice- Before voting, you will be majority of the voters must Don 'fftinfcllie plaw aire bewg^:|^^^pi|J||i||^^ president Mark Berardo should asked once again to show your decide on the question of be removed from office. student ID card. removal in order to successfully In order to make your voice To count, your ballot must be remove D'avolio and Berardo heard, you must arrive at Gym A marked with an 'X'. from office. at noon. One of the security No speeches will be permitted Make sure that the student guards at the door will ask to see during the voting. Anyone wish- voice is accurately reflected by niake concei$s|i||i|iiS;;^'K;e the probl<3iyii!|i^^ your student ID card. ing to make a speech, however, going out and voting Thursday aren't po^i^ifeyiii^iil^e players havirig'liil:i|i^p?||||i:p If your ID is valid, you will be wUl be given the opportunity to on this important issue! in^ pow^;;|ii:i|ii;ii^|^::5t qsi'm by playitxj the s^^ason r^ovwlaihd ri^.qbJ:iaHn<5 fet-er. Tliaf^s Ii1< for space. If the letter is libelous, sexist, racist or discriminatory in any way it Commissioner Gary Bettman is the worst of theifeif^ncib,,,:.;:. ;:, !^ : After publicly announcing that his first priority during aii::|||;|||$;i|||i:;!- will not be printed. If you have a story idea you feel would be of interest, the fans, B HfK.key as a whole is running out of time. With the World Series <>crapped for 190^. the NHL has a golden opportunity to <^ain a is a weekly face off featuring the opposing huge fan base that was never as readily available heioie. By con- Head2Head tinuing to stall, the NHL stands to lose legions of peeved fans and opinions of people who feel strongly about certain issues* sponsors, not to mention countless jobs —vendors, merchandisers, The opposing views are invited writers. However, should promoters, etc, with the impe.rtding strike. feel strongly subject, like to It-^i time ior hfxkey players and owners to remember who ulti- you about any and would duke mately pays their $d.iari.e$. it out on our page, please drop by our offices. ,,M.Ml'.IMI.lV...... ni.. .-- U -*- - i Oct.13 1994 Number Et Cetera Do you think Melrose Place is a better show than Beverly Hills 90210? everyday and have trouble she and Amanda are the only deciding if they're going to take characters who make the show the Mercedes or Porsche to worth watching. school today. Decisions, deci- The characters on 90210 are sions. No so real to life it's frightening. But they do have some really Brandon as student council prez. strong role models on the show. What controversy! Wheeling and There's the intellectual, ever stu- dealing, a possible impeach- KIMBERLY MITCHELL dious Andrea who - oops got DIXIE CALWELL ment, throw in a questionable Lifestyles Editor pregnant. Opinion Editor Unitel contract and it almost par- allels our own student govern- Melrose place is a far better Oh well. Maybe she missed It may seem pretty juvenile to ment. show than its Aaron Spelling Sex Ed class because she was admit that I watch such shows I'm sure we've all known counterpart, Beverly Hills busy tracking down the latest but I'm in a class with the rest of someone like big-dumb-guy 90210, which is little more than story for the school newspaper. Karen Samuels North America and well—the Steve. Then there's Andrea who a drama (and 1 use that term But they did have Brenda. OfRce Administration world. happens to be the only unattrac- loosely) about bratty, rich ado- Now there is a good strong- "Melrose is much better. I think 90210 is better by far. tive, poor, brainy character on lescents, struggling through col- willed character, a role model for I say this partly because my loy- the show. It was nothing short of lege on mommy and daddy's women everywhere. Staying up It's geared towitrd young alty lies with the cast. Let's face brilliance to designate her very cash. all night drinking and brawling adults and just has more it, it was the first show of its kind responsible character to deal Each episode is packed full of and sicking hitmen on her exes sizzle." and we should all be really with the turmoil of an out-of- cheesy morals, like don't smoke (oh, wait ... that was Shannen appreciative of this fact (we're wedlock pregnancy. or take diet pills if you're already Doherty). not worthy). How about that clique of vix- rail-thin and don't go against Where Melrose delves into Since I was 18. I have ens, Kelly, Donna {arguable) your parents wishes heavy topics, such as incest because , watched 90210 turn into a and Valerie . How can you hate international something really bad might hap- miscarriages and sometimes dramatic and almost them? Kelly is pretty and popu- pen to you. But don't worry; drug scams, Beverly Hills barely always hilarious portrayal of a lar, but nothing goes right for mom and dad will come to the scratches the surface of contro- bunch of bratty, spoiled rich her. Valerie, I'll have to admit is rescue with their undying sup- versy. kids. Melrose Place is a separate sort of unbelievable in her role port and uriderstanding. That's probably because the entity altogether. When 1 first as resident bad giri. We all still It's all peace and love in 1 1 year olds who watch the pro- saw it, I was really disappointed have visions of her as resident 90210 land. I swear Brandon gram won't be able to compre- because it was promoted as the girl-next-door on the critically and Brenda were having an anything hend more than what €fa[ilsSbea adult version of 90210 {as if it acclaimed series "Saved By the incestuous affair. Maybe that is dress they should be wearing to isn't grown up in its own right). Bell". Really, what is so terrible Btii^uiess Maaageiaeiit the real reason the school I just found it boring and unbe- about smoking a cigarette?{Or why Brenda dance. ^Dd^t&ly. Ever siiice lievable. anything for that matter.) went off to Although, Heather Locklear caiae What sepa- Donna, vul- London. 90210 rates 90210 nerable and does oft the show, it's became ''When I first Beverly " have some real- from Melrose is saw {although usu- If you want real a lot steamier/* Hills is full of ly juicy plot the characters ally wearing and the plot (Melrose Place), I perfect, moral- controversy, just lines. Like that skimpy cloth- istic role mod- time Brenda lines. ing) pure as Most of the was really els. Brandon walk down the and Kelly wore the day is did, what? the same dress characters on long. Melrose aren't disappointed...l virgin Had a drink of block to Melrose to the prom. A on alcohol? No! Can you imag- {how do we Melrose? Ha! say) brain sur- And there ine such devas- just found It The only likely Place." geons. The was the time tation? candidate debate over would be that the little But hey, the boring and which show is Matt, since the vixen Claire. Beverly Hills better could show's stuffy with her scant- _»_^_^___^^_ ^__»«__^^^ kids are all unbelievable." hinge on the sponsors ily clad body, handcuffed herself grown up now. They have poor way Alison won't even let to Brandon's bed. And just like Dylan McKay drowning his sor- Angelo Marrfflf manages to whine "Biiillleeee" him kiss a guy on the air. any hot-blooded male, Brandon rows in alcohol (again) and hav- Business Management alone. This is reason enough not In one single episode of - sent her home. ing sex with another member of to watch it. And Billy, he's a sen- 90210, the characters dealt with What Beverly Hills is lacking the Walsh household. "I like both shows the sitive schmuck, the guy needs a teenage pregnancy, interracial is real characters with substance. No, not Brandon — even same. They both feaaire help. dating, drug abuse and the...uh Take Melrose's Amanda, for Melrose can't get up enough really beautiful What about Michael? Does Kelly/Dylan/Brenda fiasco. instance. A nymphomaniac bitch nerve to broadcast a same-sex women."" he have nine lives? Nobody can These issues give the show such who has less morals than a TV kiss. It's Valerie, the new bad get rid of this guy. We can't for- substance. evangelist. girl, who smokes — do I dare get his ever-devoted and oh so Melrose? In a typical day, Jo And there's sweet Michael, pot. say — Sinner! annoying gidfriend Kimberly. sits on the stairs drinking beer. the conniving, scheming, adul- Beverly Hills strives to be While we're on the subject of Sydney and Kimberly plot the terous slimeball that everyone everything Melrose is; raunchy, absolute bores, we can't neglect murder of Michael. Michael plots wants to kill. Here is honest sexy, and grown up. These peo- pitiful Jo. Last season she whiled the murder of Sydney. Sydney hatred for your fellow man, ple deal with problems real peo- away her entire Wednesday plots the murder of Kimberly. much like the real world. And ple face everyday, like going to a night sitting on the stairs drinking Matt kisses a man behind some God knows we could always use job everyday, paying the rent, Coronas and offering up cheesy curtains. Amanda sleeps with more honesty. and plotting to kill your lover. advice to anyone who would lis- Jake then Billy and eats some I'm talking real life characters If you want real controversy, ten. Of course, also in the run- poor soul's self-esteem for here that people can relate to. just walk down the block to ning for "most boring life have I" breakfast. Jane goes into her Like Sydney, the schizophrenic Melrose Place. They have sex, is Matt the token gay man. Sure funky little apartment and neurotic who can't get her life bribery, sex, bombings, sex, it's admirable for a show to deal applies just a touch more red lip- Stephanie Miles together. Hey, now that sounds back-stabbing, and even sex! with current issues. But do they stick. Throw in a couple deal with this? No; instead "BiiilUeeees" like most of my friends. Speaking of sex, when will Travel & Tourism they and there you have marry him off to a Russian it But maybe I'm being too hard Donna, the token virgin on "I did like Melrose better, woman and her daughter. In the battle of these juvenile on thoi^e cutesy characters from 90210. lose her virginity? I but it's getting suckier Makes sense to me. yet impossible to ignore dramas. 90210. I'm sure many people mean, either just do it or quit now." This brings us to Sydney. who Beverly Hills 90210 wins hands can relate to filthy rich students your whining already! has no taste in who wear designer clothes men. However, down. SHumber Et Cetera Oct. 13, 1994 Lifestyles EDITORS: Kimberiy Mitchell and Kelly Murphy 675-3111 ext. 4514 Health Centre and SAC hand in hand to help raise AIDS awareness at Hiunber EDNA WILLISTON "I was quite sur- were eager to become okay!' Staff Writer prised to find people more informed. "Everyone is at risk," said were so shy. I thought Lenora Klimstra, Klimstra, "It depends on who you Free condoms were only part the college crowd were first-year Ambulance sleep with and many people of the package available to much more 0F>en," said and Emergency Care, don't seem to realize how impor- Humber students during the Jones. "It seemed said, "I think students tant it is to be selective." AIDS Awareness event held in many were afraid to are aware of the risks Another person who took the Concourse last Thursday. approach the table in involved but they don't advantage of the free information Although there were people case someone they think it will happen to available through this event was asking questions and picking up knew might see them." the various pamphlets on AIDS them...l thought that Klimstra added that a Mark Bullock, a second-year and other communicable dis- would come from a lot of people go on Business Administration student. eases the turnout was less than younger mentality." looks when deciding to Bullock said, "I just wanted to see anticipated. The question most Students take advantage of free condoms In the sleep with someone, if there is any new information health centre. file photo Humber nursing student frequently asked by "iVe heard people say on AIDS. There is no safe sex. I students things like... that per- Debra Kertez, Registered Nurse was why 'The large majority of these peo- think I'll pick this one up (refer- after doesn't like and Health Counsellor Marg they should use condoms, ple are HIV positive." son look they have ring to a pamphlet entitled all it inhibits sensation and inter- AIDS," said Klimstra. Anne Jones and Gabriella Pittock Those students who were Women and AIDS)." rupts sex. "Until it gets close to interested enough to check out Klimstra said she thinks using from the City of Etobicoke's "It is important to note that home people don't seem to be the information made available a condom is one of the last things Sexual Health Program were on SAC picked up the tab for the affected," said Kertez. "We recog- a person should be concerned hand to provide answers and condoms and we are very grate- nize this age group is into risk "Until it gets close about. "I think who you sleep information to interested individ- ful to them," said Jones. behaviour." with should be the number one uals. to home people Jones admits that inroads are priority," said Klimstra. "You may being made especially in the gay don't seem to be be at a party and find yourself attracted to someone but there's community. "They are in the affected. We no need to endanger your life for forefront of changing their one night of fun." approach and attitude, many recognize this age Some students remarked that now practise safe sex," said group is into risk people have become de-sensi- Jones. But safer sex is important behavior." tized because thev hear it every- for heterosexuals as well. "In Etobicoke there are 266 -Debra Kertez, Humber where. The attitude taken by people who have HIV (A-symp- Nursing student many appears to be 'I'm not gay, tomatic) or AIDS," said Pittock, I'm okay! I'm not a drug user, I'm " " " " " Oct.13, 1994 Humber Et Cetera Lifestyles Getting to the heart of matters A healthy body and mind can help prevent cardiovascular disease CLAUDETTE OMRIN "The estrogen affects the sys- "We must listen to our bod- things," she said. Arthur. Frequent angry outbursts Staff Writer tem, dilates the blood vessels, ies." said Greenwood-Navon. In order to block the body's increase the stress response but risk " said is Heart disease is the number reducing the of disease, "My mission to convince response. Arthur suggests some behavior patterns can be modi- one cause of premature death in Daniel. people that behavior has to do strategies to try. The first is dis- fied. women across North America. Forty-five per cent of women with heart disease." said Dr. tancing, by making light of the Anger is another component in A forum held last week at the are obese, said Daniel, which Heather Arthur, associate profes- situation. Self-control, not acting dealing with stress. Women Ontario Science Centre discussed increases the risk of disease. sor at McMaster University's hastily, and seeking support by tend to be more "anger-in", she the issue of heart health. Several studies have suggest- School of Nursing. "Lifestyle and talking to someone are helpful said but by keeping anger in and "Forty-one per cent of all ed that ''apple-shaped" people, coping are the keys to good too. Escapism and avoidance, working mentally to diminish it female deaths are due to cardio- with fat concentrated around just by staying away from peo- works great. vascular disease," said Dr. the midriff, are more prone ple are other techniques. Dr. Erica Fisher, the founding Loretta Daniel, a cardiologist at to heart disease than People who are hos- member of the Heart and Stroke Toronto Hospital and an assistant 'pear-shaped" individ- tile are the most prone Foundation said heart disease is professor at the University of uals who accumulate to stressors, said definitely the most serious prob- Toronto. fat around their hips, Arthur. She said hos- lem facing women today, but few thighs. tile to this. Heart disease is the narrowing buttocks and people respond women recognize or blockage of arteries that sup- "It's better to be a challenge with anger A study conducted by the ply the heart. pear than an apple and view people as foundation shows 81 per cent of The risk factors of heart dis- because when you're untrustworthy or a women think breast cancer is the ease include smoking, diabetes, obese, you are more source of frustration. most serious problem while five hypertension, family history and prone to diabetes and Hostile attitudes such per cent said it is AIDS. Only high cholesterol, said Daniel. high blood pressure," said as arrogance, cynicism, nine per cent said it is heart dis- Daniel. don't have to antagonism and self- right- ease. When it comes to smoking, a "You lot of the advertising media is walk five miles a day to be fit. eousness combine with the "Women are underdiagnosed, directed to younger women Moderate exercise will do. development of disease, she said. undertreated and unaware of because it is a form of weight Frances Greenwood-Navon, "Hostile people create, not symptoms." said Fischer. control. A fine example is the ad 47. has heart disease. A former health. just respond to stressful environ- "Gender-based research is need- for Virginia Slims, said Daniels. dancer for the National Ballet, She defined health as the ments. Mistrust and antagonism ed for women. 'Women will dismiss the she has survived this "threatening absence of disease. She said elicit the response expected." "Make a commitment to the symptoms as something else, and killer." health is the wellness of the mind said Arthur. issue and continue to be educat- "In 1988. I prepared to go to and the body. Hostility is as much a risk fac- ed," said Arthur. "We can keep work as usual. I fell to the ground The mind and body are truly tor for women as it is for men. advising people, but unless they Forty-one per and my heart stopped beating. I inseparable, said Arthur. "Things It's the interpersonal conflict and want to change, they won't." had a cardiac arrest. that happen to the body commu- competition that results in greater Someone called an ambu- nicate with the mind. negativity for women, said all cent of female lance, and she was rushed to Heart health is attending to Wellesley Hospital where they the mind and body aspects of the iilliiiliigliii^^^^^^ deaths are due to shocked her heart. She said she problem. Thoughts, feelings and had another heart attack while behavior affect the development bones and: muse les cardiovascular she was there, but they brought of heart disease as well as living :liiiiiiiliiH^^^^ her back. with it and recovering from a disease. "I was thin, had good muscle heart attack. tone, never smoked and danced Arthur said that stress has a lot for seven years." said to do with the development of so do their doctors," said Daniel. Greenwood-Navon. who avoid- heart disease. She said stress is a |||||||||||||||||||to "They're not getting to seek ed most of the risks. response, not something that medical attention fast enough, Three months iater. she took happens to us. Stressors are lillllllilllllll^^^ and when they get there, they're an exercise stress test and the everywhere but they do not nec- even sicker. If you don't like your results were not good. essarily lead to stress. . • less anxiety and depression doctor, go to another one. After more heart surgery, doc- "It doesn't have to happen " Second opinions are right. tors realized she had had a silent depending on behavior," said your better stress management One method of treatment that heart attack which destroyed part Arthur. doctors have been using is called of the heart muscle. The response to stress is a • opportunities to socialize with others Hormonal Replacement Therapy She had been suffering from mind and body connection. The (HRT). The therapy is beneficial angina, a poorly understood perception of fear or anger leads Women account for almost 60 per cent of the 50,000 in areas, such as heart disease, form of heart disease, prior to the to hormone release, which caus- strokes in Canada each year A third of stroke victims osteoporosis and menopause. original attack. Her doctor es increased blood pressure, are between the ages of 35 - 65. Strokes are the lead- But, there is a risk of breast can- explained the symptoms as stress heart rate and blood flow. "Over ing cause OT adult neurological disability. cer and uterine cancer. and nervousness. time, these are quite damaging Fiu shots at Humber North Campus Oct. 18 2 p.m. -4 p.m. Oct 20 9 a.m. -11a.m. Oct. 25 2 p.m. - 4 p.m. Oct. 27 9 a.m.- 11 a.m. Lakeshore Oct. 14 9 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Oct 21 9 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Oct. 28 9 a.m. -2:30 p.m. Tihe'Computerized Wake-Up and Reminder Service! Keelesdale Wake-Up with iis...for If You're Thinking About Buying Office Needs Before October 19. Just Pennies a Day! You're Out OfYour Mind. Oct. 119 a.m.-2:30 p.m. (416)787-5588 " W Number Et Cetera Oct. 13, 1994 Lifestyles Business maker or breaker? MARCO TARANTINO Walt's is putting on promotions Not all businesses see the Staff Writer such as a menu offering lockout as a curse, some see it Australian dishes as well as daily as a blessing. Anthony The current NHL lockout is draws where people could win Marcellino, customer service hurting more than just the play- such things as free balloon rides. representative at Blockbuster ers and the owners. Sportsbars Marroquin hopes these promo- Video's St. Clair location, says and other locations which count tions will be successful. that the store is looking forward on sports to generate business Little guys like hotdog vendor to the NHL lockout. Marcellino are feeling the crunch as well. Jerry ("just Jerry") also pray for a says that the store has been The O'Tooles located on quick end to the lockout. "busier than usual" since the Lawrence and Black Creek usu- He has his cart just outside beginning of the lockout and ally has 12 people on staff on Maple Leaf Gardens and says he expects it to be even busier. nights of a Maple Leaf game but needs the hockey crowd to help 'They've only been on strike as hostess Eva Forret puts it, business. for a week now," say Marcellino, some cuts had to be made. "When games are on 1 make "wait and see how busy we are if The $5 manicure available in The Studio. photo by s. logan "The night of the first game the strike goes on for a while." "You can't fill up on (Oct 1) we had seven waitresses Marcellino says staff at on staff. For the second night gas without money" Blockbuster are hoping for a (Oct 4) we had four." -Sanjit Singh, private long lockout because more busi- Cheap treats Forret hopes that regulars to ness means more work hours. "I cab owner speaking of O'tooles will come back even if go to Ryerson and it isn't cheap. the effect of the locl(out the lockout drags on. So far, no I could use the extra money. Humber students on a budget one has been let go but if busi- Employees of the North York ness continues to be slow, Forret a hundred (dollars) or two," says Sheridan Mall's movie theatre, can take advantage of this says O'Tooles may have no Jerry, "Saturday (the night of the located on Jane and Wilson, say choice but to lay people off. first lost game) I made 50 bucks. they are getting ready for dis- inexpensive stress reliever Walt's Beanery, just off It's hard to pay rent if you only gruntled hockey fans and expect Dixon, is also feeling some strain make 50 bucks a night." to be very busy until the strike from the lockout. Hostess/wait- Private cab owner, Sanjit ends. Though they are looking KERRY LISMORE for only $5 each. There are also ress Anna Marroquin says Walt's Singh, would park his cab near forward to the extra work, some Staff Writer MAC cosmetics available to pur- is worried about the lockout. the Gardens after a game and of the employees there say they chase through The Studio on a "We have businessmen who would usually do well but the hope the strike doesn't last too Second-year fashion students regular basis. come in here to do business lockout has him looking for long for one particular reason; opened the doors of The Studio The MAC line of cosmetics is while watching the game," says fares. "I have to drive around apparently vacuuming popcorn to staff and students last week at a Canadian company based in Marroquin, "we hope that they and hope someone stops me. It off the carpet "sucks". their grand opening. Toronto and has a complete line still come even though there's no isn't easy finding business this It is obvious that hockey is The Studio offers color con- for everybody's taste. hockey". way." very important around the city. sultations, make-overs, mani- The Studio is operated by a Like O'Tooles, Walt's cut its Singh says with both the NHL According to a CBC report, the cures, hair consultations and team of three second-year stu- game night staff from seven lockout and baseball on strike he TTC expects ta,4.QSi,^,.ftKer waxing to both staff and students dents it\ the Cosmetic waitresses to five. They haven't and other private cab owners $12,000 in fares for every game Management course. laid anyone off yet and hope are finding it difficult to keep the Leafs miss. Businesses are "It's a lot of paper for the they won't have to. cabs running. "You can't fill up worried that a prolonged lockout manager, but it's showing me Fearing a loss of business, on gas without money". may lead to layoffs. how a business like this would run, " said manager Cara Powell. Staff and students are encour- aged to visit The Studio, located in the concourse right beside Tall Hats. Fashion Arts students can bring their MAC discount cards and receive discounts at The Studio as well. Anyone interested in booking appointments can call 675-3111 ext. 4849. The Studio's hours of opera- tion are Monday 12 p.m. - 4 p.m.. and Tuesday to Thursday 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Hard at work, photo by s. logan Gift certificates are available. A couple of students check out the ride board near Kites. PHOTO BY SEAN LOGAN If You're Thinking About Buying Electronics Bored with ride board Before October 19. THEO RALLIS ride' or I'm offering a ride'(mes- there," she says. Staff Writer sages)...and hopefully somebody However,shc doesn't attribute answers." the low number of postings to You're Out OfYour Mind. Need a ride? Try the SAC ride "(The board is) just a way of lack of awareness. board. students getting together and get- "...If you're coming through The ride board is a free ser- ting a way into school," says the registration entrance you vice provided by the Students' Bekesewycz. can't miss it. It's right there," she Association Council(SAC), which So far, there has been only a says. anyone can use. small group of people taking A scan of the ride board The board, which is located advantage of the board, with shows ride requests can be found near the registration entrance, is about 10 notices posted. for places as near as Mississauga basically "a map of Toronto and "Some people are just looking and as far as Peterborough. the surrounding areas," says for rides on weekends to get SAC services coordinator, home, especially Thanksgiving, So, if you need a ride or are Karina Bekesewycz. "People who Chrjstmas, the holidays, (that's willing to give one, then check it want rides(can) put up 1 need a when) you usually see more up out. 5 Oct. 13, 1994 Humber Et Cetera Hifftt^f^vM^-yiy Complaints Feeling lonely? Corner How to cope with homesickness LUKE HENDRY of the future you've created." moved or just miss the summer) $EAhr 6. PASTERNAK Staff Writer It may seem like there is no have some degree of homesick- Borderiine Journalist hope, but there is. Students who ness at one time or another, says So. you're out on your own; have already been through two Keogh. He recommends that stu- the time flies going to college, no parents, no years of college say dents see a counsellor on cam- like you won't believe, and that pus with their problems first, A Hard Nights Day siblings - total independence. as Great, right? Everything you the first month is the hardest. they may be able to offer refer- past i the opportunity to attend If are still feeling rals to get further if This weekend, had Beatierama hoped for? Unfortunately, a large you down, help needed. *94, K it. though, don't afraid to admit or as like to call The Magical Merchandise Tour, at the number of students feel the exact be The counselling locations are it, of first- International Plaza Hotel in Etobicoke opposite. While there may not be because the majority located at D128 at the North iC'* not entirely sure, year students {and even those at How was Well, I'm but amongst a cascade of any parents or siblings, there are Campus, A120 Lakeshore, clattering voices and blanng Beatles tunes, I could have sworn I aren't first-year at heard also no old friends or any of the who who have and 8A Keelesdale. John Lennon rolling over in his grave familiar things of home. Don't get wrong, I a fan of the Four I it sounds me am Fab know Homesickness is a very real are tlie like a cliche, but those lads from Liver]X)ol reason pop music problem for many people trying is what it is today (well, except for Vanilla Ice; I can't blame them for to adjust to college life. If YouVe Thinking everything) It's just that Beatierama wasn't the touching 30th About Though the first month of anniversary of the group's arrival in North America that the brochure school has just ended, there are Buying Software it out to made some who are still feeling very Before October 19. be. out of place, confused, and For begin- depressed over the changes they ners, the crowd are going through. was not at all Mike Keogh, a counsellor at YouVe Out OfYour Mind. what 1 had Humber, deals with students who expected. have all sorts of problems, Driving up tO including homesickness. He the hotel in the empathizes with what new stu- morning, I dents go through, and even anticipated refers to moving to college as hundreds of "jumping off an ocean liner Into aging hippies shark-infested waters." trying irelive to The new and constant noise their glory along with stress, pressure, and separation from friends and fami- the crowd is ly, Keogh says all contribute to mainly twen- homesickness, and it is a phase tysomcthincjs in of great change in otir lives. their finest As young adults, Keogh real- bootle^;- T shirts izes that it is "hard to acknowl- Coutd this be the fifth Beatte? and little kids edge homesickness at 19 or 21 - decked out in it doesn't fit the image of the psychedelic pants and hats that their parents no doubt forced them to strong man or the independent put on. Gencrc-lly speaking, the type of crowd that travels to card woman", but he says that it is a CLEAR ATTRACTIVE shows and conventions, not Beatles fans. SKIN very real thing that happens to In fact the whole experience reminded me of a Star Trek conven- people. tion, where Star Trek fanatics (fans? Trekkics? losers?) snap up all Keogh acknowledges all the things purchasable There was a huge collection of Beatles parapher- emotional trials and upsets that THE NEWEST APPROACH IN SKIN CARE nalia in the fesUval's main highlighting Ihe {limited edition room, good. students go through, and has autographed Abbe\; Road posters), the bad {knock off John Lennon some advice. He said that people glasses), and ihe tacky (Beatles slippers). always retain the "at homeness" You couldti't exactly call the price range of these items Penny feeling they had while living at Glycol ic Acid Fruit Peels Lane, either. The cheapest 1 could find fetched for a whopping CD - the sanity and calm they home Controls acne, fades dark spots, diminishes $40, and even then it was only an interview from Ringo Starr circa may have known there. 1983. large pores and snnooths out fine wrinkles "Don't expect to accept it tcol- Was there more than just collectors tables at Beatierama? Of lege life] as the norm. Don't try to course! You don't think people would pay $30 a pop for just that, do make sense of it, it doesn't have you? There were lots of other meaningless things to keep you busy to be your lifestyle," Keogh says, throughout the hotel adding that college is just a phase What person could call themselves true fans without seeing original Electrolysis and is certainly very temporary. John Lennon and Stu Suttcliffe {remember him?) artwork? How Keogh realizes how hard it can permanently removes unwanted hair about the Beatles Film Festival, showing such cinematic classics as be to connect with other people Yellow Submarine and Hard Day's Night on 7" TV screens? All this smoothly and easily A and find new friends, but says and a '60s fashion show, where the prevalent theme to be seemed that one should try to find others "anything can be stylish if its fluorescent". open enough who want friends At one point, I wandered into the hotel's aerobics room, not realiz- too, and try to find people you ing that it wasn't part of the festivities. Who knows? If they would'vc can relate to. incorporated some sort of Twist and Shout analogy, they probably %/ Waxing He says that moving away J^ could have cleaned up charging $10 a head. from home is a difficult time but makes your skin feel softer and cleaner You'd figure that the celebrities would come out to shine at this since college is just a short-term type of event, and that they did Among others, I got the opportunity phase, "keep your mind on to rub shoulders with Lou Harrison (George's sister), and Cynthia where you are, and focus on Electrolysis Associates and Skin Care Lennon {John's first wife), I tried claiming I to scam a free CD by was are doing why," he what you and 89 Humber College Blvd. Suite 3 1 Paul McCartney's cousin's dog's original owner, but to no avail. You said. He adds, 'You can't be in Rexdale, Ontario M9V 4B8 can't expect people to be that gullible. two places at once, so don't be Concluding this Long and Winding skepticism Road of were huge dwelling on what's happening at slabs of erasable marker boards, where convention goers could sign home". their names and send along their best wishes. Unfortunately, there Another method of coping he (416)745-7617 was no Indication of where these boards would go, other than possi- suggests is to try "creative visual- bly the bank, along with the millions of dollars Beatlereuna organizers ization." Keogh explains how: no doubt made at the show. Fall Special for Students and picture yourself ten years from Faculty Hey, I'm all for free enterprise and capitalizing on a pop culture now. What are you doing for a 10% off with, this Coupon phenomenon How else could I have gotten that attractive 52-piece living? What kind of life do you O.J. Simp$on china set for when company comes over? Electrolysis. Peels, and Waxing have? Think good thoughts only! But the bottom line is, I don't think The Beatles should have been College is just a means to an (416) 745-7617 >^ so exploited on what should be a historic occasion. end, he notes; you are here so Maybe things will change at The Monkees convention I'm going to that you can "get to that picture Electrolysis Associates next week 89 Humber College Blvd., Suite 315. Rexdale Coupon Expires October 31,1 994 ^ " " JlHumber Et Cetera Oct. 13, 1094 ' "T^M"^^"^' INMENT fpr|§p$? ^^ti»^|» ll$^r<;ttK»f» Sean Dickson is ready to roll with the release of Hydrophonic Series. Way Street", to the soulful har- JOHN LEPP I had previously heard rumors monies of 'Do You Care?", the Staff Writer that The Soup Dragons aren't country guitar twang of good in concert, but Dickson's "Automatic Speed Queen ", or Dickson is pissed Sean new line up, mixed with various the reggae turned industrial because his band is not named after 'Dragon film footage and an astounding thrash of "Rest In Peace". Soup', like so many people light and laser show, blew the Dickson explained the inspi- think, and all of his former band- kids at this all-ages event out of ration for some of his songs. mates "are in rehab. their plaid shirts and toques. "Rest In Peace" was about "my Dickson, has survived the Dickson talked about the sister's boyfriend. He got killed making of three albums — Love album during the press confer- in Scotland. He was shot in the God, Hotwired and now ence. "Consequently there's face at point-blank range by Hxfdrophon'ic. much wider musical boundaries some guy getting out of a car. It ^'V^e'yje gone from the 'New on it," ^^^^____^_____ turned out to be totally ran- Wave' to the 'Newer Wave' and - a c k n o w 1 dom," Dickson said quietly in now I guess, we're at the "I experiment- e d [I e d his thick Scottish accent. 'Newest Wave' which is actually Dickson. "I ed to see how The song "Freeway" came the 'Old Wave '...or something experiment- far I could take from a bad memory of a "gig- like that," joked Dickson during ed to see my ideas." to-be" in Kansas. Dickson a press conference. how far I explained that the band Dickson is the founding and could take thought it was off, just —Sean Dickson a day a only original member of The my ideas. I stop-over between shows. Soup Dragons. His band decid- didn't go "Nobody told us there were ed to pick up and leave while he into the stu- 800 to 1000 kids waiting for was writing and demo-ing the dio with any us to play," said Dickson. The material for Hitdrophonic. preconceived notions. I let the promoters threatened to "Their leaving made me feel songs dictate how I did them. impound them and their equip- hurt, upset and angry and it con- The 15 tracks on this album ment if they didn't play. "We siderably delayed the creative were assembled very much the quickly packed up and got the process, " admitted Dickson. way an artist might combine dif- hell out of there and all the way The New and Improved' ferent colors, according to our driver kept saying over and Soup Dragons played RPM's Dickson. over, 'let's hit the freeway, let's Warehouse on Sunday, Oct. 9. The songs range from the hit the freeway' and it just stuck COURTESY PHOTO But it wasn't just Sean Dickson of the Soup Dragons. another event classic Soup Dragons dance- in my mind." in the CFNY Free Concert rock and gospel sound of "One This album features some guest appearances by T. Rex soul. audio snippet from an aborted percussionist Mickey Finn, If the song "J.F. Junkie" does NASA Apollo mission with an Parliament-Funkadelic bassist not make you feel like body surf- astronaut thinking the back If You're Thinking About Bootsy Collins, Lynval Golding ing and colliding with one hun- burners on his spaceship were Buying Books Before October 19. and Neville Staples of two-tone dred other bodies in the the about to explode, only to land pioneers The Specials, and biggest mosh-pit this side of the safely. "That was one helluva Talking Heads/Tom Tom Club Western World, I'll eat my tapes. rock and roll ride," he sighs' and member Tina Weymouth. Interviewing and talking with after your trip aboard The Soup To be honest, I own Love Sean Dickson was a real treat. It Dragons sonic spaceship, you'll God, Hotwired and now I have is not often you can talk to say the same thing. added Hydrophonic to my col- someone with a little bit of The Soup Dragons said that lection. The Soup Dragons power and find them just like they will hopefully be back in before were really good... in the you or me. He is witty, charis- Toronto next month. studio at least. Who hasn't heard matic and straight to the point. "I'm Free" or "Pleasure" about If you've never checked this You're Out OfYour Mind. three billion times? But this new band out before, start with the Etcetera Rating: album has a different sort of new album and work your way 'freshness' to it. It covers a num- backwards. I promise you'll find ber of musical styles, from rock something you'll like on these to hard rock, from thrash to albums. (shudder) grunge and funk to Hifdrophonic ends with an (Out of 5) gets the girl It never fails. Movies such as Naked and Strictly Ballroom were Lately I find it hard to shell out eight bucks to go and wonderful because they didn't have iialf-cocked actors see something that doesn't tease my mind When was making millions for a bad script The scripts were good the last time you saw a movie with an unhappy ending.^ enough that big names were not needed Rant 'N' Rave The same holds true for the actors in Hollywood. It's I just saw The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the always the same big names, no new fresh faces. I've Desert, which was phenomenal. The movie was full of seen Sylvester Stallone get blovn up umpteen times in surprises and some lesser known actors playing the leads about umpteen different movies. Jean Claude Van better than Richard Gere or Alec Baldwin ever would GILLES SUETENS Damme fight in all of his movies. Sharon Stone sleep have. Entertainment Editor with every lead actor, on and off screen, and Julia The only movies that have emerged from Hollywood Roberts play the modern day Cinderella in any movie. recently with any talent are Short Cuts and Natural An evening at the movies has become a fairly pre- Come on Hollywood, give us something original! Born Killers. Natural Born Killers is doing well at the dictable event. You wait in line, you pay a fortune for I find myself heading to the Carlton Cinemas— where box office, while Short Cuts seemed to only fare well munchies and you sit in a freezing theatre until the foreign and more "artsy" films are shown — more and with the "artsy" crowd. movie begins. more often because at least there 1 can see some new This just goes to show where our nation is going. All But this isn't what I'm talking about. The monotony faces and original plot lines on the big screen. It's a people are looking for is a good car chase or sex scene. in movie -going is in the flics themselves You don't need shame that 1 have to resort to foreign films to see some- No one is looking for quality theatre anymore. to be psychic to figure out the outcome, or even the plot thing new, I mean, Canada and America are the If they were looking for only quality movies Bill and line, to any film youngest countries on this planet. We are the cutting Ted never would have made it to the screen let alone a Let's face it, the good guy always wins and/or the guy edge — yet, we're not sequel! " — ^ " Oct.13, 1994 Humber Et Cetera Humber at the Tarragon— Theatre of the Absurd Theatre students produce two of Harold Pinter's plays with malice and humor ROANNE ARBOLY ^mily in England and discovers the protagonist is flung face to decisMDns are approved by him. technical part of the show says his life is being taken over and face with all of his fears — his According to Schoenberg, his is Staff Writer — work stressful but he is — . destroyed. past — and two hit- — Humber's Theatre enjoying it immensely. In The Birthday Party fol- men. Department is made Othan in Theatre Humber invites all we "Our work is as has worked different Humber stu- Theatre up of students who places such as France and good as the work dents to their number's are working to Poland as well as in Canada. first two plays of Artistic of any theatre become professional Having an extensive background the season. Director l^rk school in the theatre people. It is a of all forms of entertainment, he From October Schoenberg country." three-year program said he now wants the chance to 18 to 22, The welcomes for performers and pass his knowledge on to the Homecoming — people, Mark Schoenberg two years for techni- and The espe- students. cially from cal theatre. All those Next year. Theatre Humber Birthday Party —^—— will be playing Humber to related to the play will be moving to a new location at the Tarragon come and see their are students except for the direc- at Kipling and Lakeshore. east of Theatre. The plays. "Very few of the citi- tors and designers who are all Humber Lakeshore campus. plays, written by zens of Humber know faculty. When asked "~~~"^ "~~^^—" Presently, they are Harold Pinter, about us." said if the students were located at "We have very tal- are classified as Schoenberg. "We would dedicated to their Queensway and of ented and skillful "comedies love to encourage every- work, Schoenberg Royal York. menace", people." one, students and faculty, said, "You bet". He "We have very meaning funny — to come and see our said that when Mark Schoenberg talented and skill- yet threatening shows. preparing for a play, —— ful people," adds and frightening. The plot for Schoenberg is in charge sometimes they work from early Schoenberg. "Our work is as Harold Pinter COURTESY PHOTO BY: ANTONY Dl GESU of choosing the season morning to midnight and put in good as the work of any theatre The """ hiring the other artists Homecoming is and about 80 hours a week "We school in the country. about a university professor who low the main character as he and directors who work in the work till we're done," said Tickets cost $7 for students has been away from his home attempts to avoid his menacing plays. He directs two or three Schoenberg. and $10 for adults. For reserva- for six years. He then returns past The play comes to a climax shows out of the five performed Production Manager David tions, call Theatre Humber at in birthday party with his wife for a visit with his a mock where during the season. All artistic Othan, who is in charge of the 251-7005. Celebratiii^ ecKc^ilenc^ In film Huixiber fltai students stmt their staff "I think Ive discovered b«st ovmtM ^ntr^ and b^i^ iicM^n ^m, At ^^ a whole new theory." Staff Wrfter t^ttttmrnrnmrnttimmmmmmimtimmm^m: 1994 NatlottaJ Hd«c?^tiona.l Pllm an created by successful third y^r students student film Cidj^Ot)}. It wlU «00r» ^pp^nt 0ti Most of thes-i -jLudent films were shot rij^ bete CBC TV s Reflections serie§. at Humber College One of these shoit iSms» Bali Thii, )Ui>t goes tO pi? WIN BUD BUS TICKETS WINARALEICH LIVE ALTERNATIVE TO BUFFALO MOUNTAIN BIKE JAMNICHT ^'^i TONS OF PRIZES : V. 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Mohawk, who was also in first place before we played today. goals, Luigi Dellarovere, Frank An unbeatable unit. place, played tough with the The Hawks continue to soar We had beaten this team 3-0 Vaccaro and Kirby Mitchell each Four of the six goals were Hawks. Caporrella and Adolfo higher and higher. before. They could have scored one. scored before half time. Mella managed to score, not only The Humber Hawks men's relaxed, but they chose not to Both teams came out strong, "It was a team effort. The winning the game, but putting soccer teann has won six games and we beat them 6-1 so it but the Hawks proved they team scored six goals, that's the them in first place. straight including three shut-outs. shows you that we are ready for wanted it more. way I see it. The defence played "It was a difficult game but as They are now in first place. every single game," Sanchez Humber did not receive any a-hell-of-a-game. They didn't let it went on, we did better. We The team played at Mohawk said. yellow cards. Sheridan, however. their offence go anywhere. have a great team and we can last Thursday and smoked them Franco Vaiano Franco, Luigi, Alfredo, beat anybody." said Adolfo 6-1. With only 14 of their 19 agreed. they all gave some Mella. players present, the Hawks went 'The last time we great balls. If it wasn't Mella, who is the top goalscor- out strong and played an aggres- played them we only for the defence, I er in all OCAA Men's Soccer, has sivestrong 90 minutes of soccer. won 3-0, but the score wouldn't have gotten scored nine goals in five games. "We have a very good team, doesn't reflect the game. those great opportuni- "I think it's great, but it's not lots of depth, very good players When the team is play- ties. I give a lot of cred- for myself. It's for the team. We and we are able to play 90 min- ing so good, goals hap- it to the defence all work together. The goals are utes in top physical shape. We're pen, but today we really today." said Hawk Phil for the team." he said. running up and down the field, put it to them," he said. Caporrella. The Hawks know they're a right to the last minute of play. "Everybody was hungry Sheridan's only goal good team but they know that The players are playing very dis- to score, everybody was was scored with less they will not win anything easily. ciplined, they're listening to hungry to play and that's than one minute left in They have to work, think and instructions and we're playing what happens when you the game, on a penalty play hard. very well as a team," said head come out firing." shot. The players agreed that the The five players The team is proud Mohawk game was one they . coach Germain Sanchez. Hawks striker Phil Caporrella attempts to blast missing also had some- of their win and their were expecting to win. Five Hawk players did not his team to victory in play last week. travel to Sheridan. thing to do with the PHOTO 8Y TANIA EVANGELISTA standing, however "We're a much better team. "The team coaches and the aggressive play right i_.. they know they have We beat them 3-0 last time and athletic director made a decision from the start. to keep it in perspec- we beat them 3-0 again," said to suspend two players, academi- "We had to make up for (the had a player ejected about 20 tive. Hawk veteran Rob Pietrkiewicz. cally. Just suspend them from guys we were missing). Usually minutes into the game. "It feels good (to be in first) Assistant coach Vito the game because they're not we go into games relaxed and "One thing the (other) teams but there's a lot of the season to Colangelo knew they played a doing well in school. We want to thinking that we are obviously dread about Humber is that we go," Caporrella said. tough game. set a precedent for our team and the better team, we obviously became a family. We're not just Lombardi, who said he put his 'They played a strong 90 min- all the teams in the college, that a have the better players and we're called a team anymore. When foot in his mouth last year, said utes, for once. We are now in person who comes to Humber obviously going to win. Today, 19 guys become so close, we've he has different views this year. first but we have to keep every- just to play a sport, must get an we thought about how good our become a unit,so that when one "We have to take it game by thing in perspective. It's a great education first," Sanchez said. bench is and how some of our guy makes a mistake, there's game. If everybody puts 100 per start, but it's not how you start it's The Hawks went out strong top players were not here, so we another to help him out. It's just cent, we have a good chance of how you finish." right from the first whistle and did knew we had to take this game beautiful. That's what happened doing well." not let up until the very end. right away." said Adriano today. We all supported each On Tuesday's home game Looking for Men*s V-ball goes 2-0 improvement A quick start for the Hawks reveals offensive potential NICOLE NIGHTINGALE inexperience playing together Wilkins liked what they saw in Staff Writer did. Also, playing with a new set- this game but they know the Last year's silver medalists look to ter was another factor. team is going to have to work Assistant coach Wayne "We've had to replace that set- harder to go to the nationals. ting position that was vital. So we Among the players, Thomas is better themsevles in new season Wilkins considered the game a stepping stone but the men's vol had to get everybody used to the one who thinks they are definite- first all after the cuts and of them setter," he said. "But I was sur- ly going to be in Alberta for the MATHEW SHERWIN leyball team still came out on could play " said Henderson. Staff Writer top, winning the match three prised, happy everything seemed national championships. The team is preparing for their games to two. to work out okay." 'This seems to be the deepest After watching hard fought first exhibition game which will team in history it In their first exhibi- Humber was Hawks and be held at Humber against their "This seems to be competitive tryouts, Humber tion match of the sea- supposed to play looks like we are going to go all women's varsity basketball alumni team. Their first regular Ryerson, but earlier the way. actually, are Hawk son Humber saw its the deepest team No we coach Jim Henderson has season game was supposed to in the week they going to go all the way." offensive power push in Hawks history be October 9th however it was trimmed the final roster to 12 them to victory, how- backed out of the In another exhibition match cancelled and will be made up and it looks like players. ever, many defensive match. Wilkins on Saturday, the Hawks pow- on the 26th. The women's squad is looking lapses caused the we're going to go found a replace- ered their way to victory, defeat- to better their second place finish Coach Henderson is pleased ment in a newly ing Wilfrid Laurier University game to take a little all the way. No, with how stable the team is of last season. With a strong longer than expected formed all black three games to one. actually, we are nucleus of returning players, through the entire roster. "We're (Ontario Middle hitter Andrew "It was a close OVA including co-captains Chrissy not going to have any one super- going to go all the Volleyball Simmons said the team played game. Our team is star like before but our strength Weber and Janetta Paris the coming together," way" Association) team pretty well and that he thinks Hawks chances look good. will be in numbers." that featured they're beginning to come said first year player -Hawks player Jamal Henderson believes Before the season has even Andrew White. together. Coach Jamal Thomas. "Our Thomas that this year's squad is very begun the team has one member White played for that the team needs offence is there, but He added promising. In comparing this on the sick list. Lisa Cyrenne will Sheridan College to work on their defensive play. our defense still has be out three to six weeks after year's squad to years past to come." last year when they defeated "The offense is pretty power- having her appendix removed. Henderson says "We were unde- Wilkins agreed. Humber in the gold medal match ful," said Simmons. "It needs no the Perhaps the biggest ingredient at the championships. whatsoever." feated two years ago and "We didn't really play that OCAA work that I have is better" missing from last year's squad Presently, Wilkins isn't savor- confidence level on this team now well," he said. "We had them (in The will With such spirited tryouts it be retired all-star Tara ing the victory. team appears to high the) first two games then eased young be difficult for the coaching staff Petrachenko. The Hawks will 'They're young as well, but enough to cover for their lack was up, but it's because we're up look to skilled veterans like which includes assistants Loretta Julie young." they'll be getting better," he said. of experience. Picked by many Irving to fill the probable gap Mckenzie and Denise Perrier to During the game, youth did "So we'll definitely have to play to be the team to beat this sea- trim the roster to 12. Petrachenko's absence will leave. the will down not seem to bother the team, yet them again." son, Hawks be forced by "Originally, we had 18 players Coaches Steve Corbin and to gain the experience quickly. SiHumber Et Cetera Oct. 13. 1994 • .S^' H* 'A'X'jKvSff''*. V <" teOETS ^sSX,4b^^ • :&%. SAA retreat puts goals in perspective Weekend in Bolton helps staff get comfortable and prioritize TANIA EVANGELISTA SAA has the retreat built into group. year we can get those things getting it," said Nightingale. Staff Writer its budget She said they all got to know done as well as our new ideas," Fox was philosophical about Fox says since the SAA is stu- each other, and concluded that Slinger said. the goals of SAA. dent based, he wants to let the they all want the same thing. They were general- A. "They want to SAA wants to be "in your •Ai^ x_ r I r do We got to find out face". executive members and the reps "We all want fans to start com- ly pleased with what the world, which is The Student Athletic run the whole show. ing out to watch the games," was accomplished. who the good great, but we had to Association travelled to Bolton "I told them not to run away Davis said. "We got to find out thinkers are and decide what we are from anything. They should help SAA fits into her busy sched- who the good thinkers able to do and what on the weekend of October 1, now we can work 1994, for a retreat. eachother and communicate ule, but she puts school work were and now we can we are going to The point of the retreat was to back to me about their ideas and first work together better," together better." do... we are going to organize ideas for what SAA problems," Fox said. "Most "Our time is pretty well round- Bremner said. -S.A.A. mennber see if they can live wants to accomplish irr the 1994- importantly, they have to priori- ed. Sports is two or three nights Women's volleyball Carla Bremner up to the tasks they 1995 year. tize. Not let it over- a week and SAA is pretty much representative Nicole are given," said Fox. "We know can The executive we whelm them." all the time," said Keith Slinger, Nightingale thought it "I'm hoping it will stu- members and team make it better. And Fox said the publicity co ordinator. was a great idea. stay this way." reps were present dents used their "It doesn't kill us, but it is "It was to get us together to Each member knows what we can do it along with student social time on the steady work." bond. I thought it was a great they are in charge of, whether it because we're a advisors Doug Fox retreat to discuss Vice Chairperson Carla idea, because it was our first is making sure a bulletin board is and Colleen Grey. very strong group." objectives and prob- Brenriner agreed. chance for us to really talk," up to date, or whether it has to lems. "We spend our spares down Nightingale said. with publicizing the Their main goal, -Vice Chairperson do games. apart from organizing 'They are a gen- here {SAA office) and any extra She says that half an hour "I don't have a big responsibil- Priscilla Davis ideas, was to get erally interested time when we don't have tests meetings at school are just not ity, but I'm part of the whole acquainted. group, with a lot of and too much work. It is steady enough to talk about everything. responsibility of getting the fans This year's SAA is made up of commitment and discipline. And and always there when you're She says they all have to work out," Nightingale said. She is in all new students. Fox picked it shows in a lot of different ready to work on it." together in order to make their charge of promotions, which those who he knew would run a ways," said Fox. Both Slinger and Bremner ideas happen. includes putting up posters and successful council. Overall he was pleased with thought the retreat went well. "It's exhausting for Doug to letting people know about varsity "At first there was total confu- the retreat but, as always, didn't They said it gave them a chance always come up with ideas. We games. sion. We had to get organized complete all he wanted to. to meet new people and share are all from different courses and The SAA's goal is to be visible and trying to get people together "It's a good start," he said. new ideas. different sports and so we all and "in your face". between school, work, Vice Chairperson Priscilla "Now we know what we have have our own ideas. Going to Going to games and acknowl- boyfriends and girlfriends, is Davis agreed. to try to get done. Last year, as Doug with our ideas is easier on edging these hard working indi- impossible. We needed the time "We know how we can make players, we wanted a lot of things him. This way he gets to know viduals would be the only way to to get together and this was the it better. And we can do it done but there was no time for what we really want and can help get them "outta your face." only way." said Fox. because we're a very strong anybody to do anything. This us decide how to go about Golden thoughts for gold results Reasons behind SAA's "Gold Rush" campaign Who is Steve McGregor? JASON JUMP the men's soccer teams were sil- Staff Writer ver medalists. For the men's basketball team, he's merely the Athletic Director Doug Fox You may have already says the objective of the cam- deciding factor on how far they can go noticed posters around the col- paign is to inspire the teams to ANDREW THOMAS post up play. where he attended North Albion lege with the heading "Gold new heights. Staff Writer "When I'm down low it's kinda Collegiate Institute. Rush". No, it doesn't mean "We came up with theme of hard to stop me," he states. "It's more of a thinking game Humber has struck gold, but it's Gold Rush with our athletes Steve McGregor, Humber He still wants to improve on and more emphasis is on the a promotion the S.A.A. (Student dressed up in mining outfits. If College's 1994 MVP for Senior his shooting however. coaching. In high school, if you Athletic Association) initiated to you look at our posters you see Mens Varsity Basketball, has a lot His stongest points off the had skills you could just go out attract some attention to the col- the athletes panning for gold, to say about the sport he loves. court, as he sees them, are his there and play. Physically and lege's Varsity teams this season. and inside the pans are gold To think it was just a simple hard working ethics and his hon- mentally you have to be pre- Collectively, the S.A.A. mem- medals," says Fox. growth spurt which shifted his esty. His most memorable pared to play in college." bers decided on the campaign to Coca Cola is a partner in the inteirest in high school from soc- accomplishment was last year in McGregor believes winning commemerate last year's success Gold Rush campaign, paying for cer to basketball, is hard to the Provincial Finals. championships could be his tick- stories in Varsity sports. The the printing of the posters and believe. And, since that time, he "I got fouled with seven sec- et to getting a chance to try out men's basketball team were the schedule cards. In return, the has never looked back. onds left and hit two foul shots for the national team. provincial gold medalists, and college will sell Coca Cola prod- The 22-year-old, 6'5" for- which made us win the game." "When you're winning nation- both the women's basketball and ucts at games. ward's idols while growing up McGregor believes the basket- al championships it brings atten- were Magic Johnson, "Air" ball program at Humber is excel- tion to the school, the players Jordan and Dominiqu3 Wilkins. lent in taking care of the players and you get noticed," he states. But what makes this Jamaican- and looking out for their best McGregor whose pet peeve is Canadian love the sport so interests. people who lie, enjoys spending much? "They do a good job in nar- time with his daughter Shalena, "It's fun, exciting, and fun to rowing down the players consid- watching karate flicks and eating watch. People who watch it get ering there are so many ball fetuccine alfredo. His favorite hype, I get hype when they players in the school. I also get a color is blue. come out It's just an exciting lot of benefits for this." On an inspirational note, "Ifs about the science sport." He believes there is a major McGregor believes, "you should of everyday low prices." McGregor believes the difference in the level of college live life to the fullest because you strongest part of his game is his play compared to highschool. only get one chance at it" SPERM DONORS SPECIAL THANKS of ail backgrounds needed to be invovied in a New Reproductive Technoiogy/Biology Unit interested in testing different methods of TO: sperm cryopreservation and theraputic dorK>r inseminatbn. JAMES C. CULLIN FOR DELIVERING Donors will be screened and paid well for their involvement LAST WEEKS' FOR INFORMATION CALL:' . v ET CETERA 425-0112 R 1 Oct. 13, 1994 Humber Et Cetera Letdowns sure beat lockouts A's in four straight, but it should never have been so defender Gordon McQueen and midfielder Sammy easy. Mcllroy in the last five minutes. With the game apparently BEVONDTHE In Game Four, starter Dave Stewart had taken the headed to extra time a routine cross from the left wing BOKSCORE game into the eighth inning with his side holding a slen- was mishandled by rookie goalie Gary Bailey and Arsenal der 1-0 lead. I generally regard Tony La Russa as being striker Alan Sunderland slid in at the far post to jam home one of the game's great tacticians but I could not under- his team's third and crush the hearts of millions of United stand why he let Stewart pitch the ninth. History records fans worldwide, including mine. that the Reds came back to win the game 2-1. I could honestly ramble on, but time and space forbid- STEVE KAGAN Turning to hockey, I am sure most Maple Leaf fans ding, 1 will stop here. But not before running off a few Columnist cannot forget Nikolai Borschevsky's overtime winner in more names that have caused me misery: Game Seven of the Norris Division semi-final in the 1992 - Diego Maradona (1986 World Cup, Argentina vs NHL playoffs against Detroit. England, "Hand of God" goal). - Sports in North America is becoming an endangered The Red Wings were expected to defeat the Maple Robbie Alpmar ( 1992 ALCS Game Five, homerun species. Leafs handily and I was stunned. Make that mortified, off Dennis Eckersley). With three of the four major professional sports when I saw Bob Rouse's shot from the point deflect past - Boris Becker (1989 Wimbledon, defeated Stefan leagues embroiled in labor disputes sports fans are going Tim Cheveldae for the game and series winner. I felt I Edberg in straight sets). to have to look very hard to get their weekly or daily fix. could identify with Wings captain Steve Yzerman as he If there is a point I want to stress it is that memories So while I am wallowing in the fact that there are no sat dejectedly in his cubicle talking to reporters after the like these are important and even though they can be games to see and obsess over, I thought I would relate a game, his gaze never leaving the floor. upsetting , they really can't beat the disappointments that few of the major on-field disappointments I have wit- Mind you, Jamie Baker's winning goal for the San sports fans are going through right now. nessed in season's past. Jose Sharks against Detroit a year later came close to I moved to Canada in from South Africa in 1988 and matching that sinking feeling too. discovered that there were other sports I could get Coming from South Africa I have been exposed to attached to. in particular baseball and hockey. I decided many different types of sports. When I was living there I that I would support Oakland in baseball and Detroit in wasn't aware of World Series', Stanley Cups or Super • : EXAM; lllilpEEKLY .; hockey. Little could I have known that two particular inci- Bowls. We had to content ourselves with soccer, rugby, dents involving both those teams would stick out in the cricket and tennis. Illip/I^o was on base when Kirk Gibson minds of sport fans for years to come. For those who don't know me, soccer is and has li i t hi s dra m at i c h ome r u n in game o n e of Supporting Oakland has its ups and downs and the always been my first love. English team, Manchester downs are usually huge. United is, in my opinion, the greatest team in the game, Take Kirk Gibson's dramatic, pinch-hit ninth-inning, {I actually believe that they could defeat world champion game-winning, two run blast off A's reliever Dennis Brazil.) Eckersley in Game One of the 1988 World Series. That I can clearly recall being devastated back in 1979 moment has to be one of the most shocking turn of when United were playing Arsenal in the final of the llliiiillll^^ events I have ever seen. English Football Association (F. A. ) Cup. United had gone In the 1990 October Classic, Cincinnati clobbered the behind 2-0 until they hit back with two quick strikes by Number College m^MTnjr i 'ffTTtTMTtTTWW Campus Recreation (^ IPiiiiiiilililiii' EXTRAMURAL 0*NeO Henry - R llfMark-^ Croft - R ICE HOCKEY Jason Daly- TEAM Warrick Manners - R Steve Nelson -R Tuesday, October 1 3:30 pm Rink 1 Patrick Lewis Thursday, October 1 3 4:00 pm Rink 1 N4onday, October 1 7 4:15 pm Rink 3 II E rt>ennis Barham Thursday, October 20 4:00 pm Rink 1 Ken Prentice * Pructiccs at Westwood Arena (Hwy 27 A Carriere) * Pntspcclive players must pre register in Athletics prior to tryauts ^0t\er\ry Oarbrah Humber Et Cetera's resident fisherman/sports writer Rob !||i| Kevin Campbell, shows off some of his better catches from one of Shand the last weekends of trout fishing. courtesy photo [OPEN TRYOUTSII INDOOR SOCCER Up 'n coming ganfies "Be prepared for llpedeemer at Humber ii Oct. 13 -4:30 p.m. 19. 10, 9^. . Durham at H umber Entries Open: 9 III Nov. -6:00 p.m. Monday, October 10 Men^s Baskett^ail Cambrian Ex. |i Oct. 29 -2:00 p.m. | Enties Close/ Women's Vbileybafl Organizational Meeting: Alumni ExhibUion Game Wednesday, October 26 Oct. 13 -6:00 p.m. 3:00 p.m. Room A 137 k i " " . " " " " SM Number Et Cetera Oct. 13, 1994 Power over controversial account changes hands Nada Krizmancic and According to Berardo. SAC us down and freezing the Sean Ballantyne was aware that the Unitel con- account as a result of it all. I Staff Writers tract wasn't approved by the thought we'd put the $5,000 Council of Student Affairs (CSA). away, that way we could at least Control over the controversial "They (Unitel) made a presen- pay Unitel back if the whole thing external bank account has been tation to us saying they'd offer falls through." taken from Students' Association 30 students a job. They All but $1,200 is still in the Council (SAC) president Nino explained why their rate is not account. Chris Gory offered an D'Avolio and Vice-President only cheaper but safer for stu- explanation as to the where- Mark Berardo. dents," said Berardo. "We abouts of the money. Last week. The Council of brought this to the college and "There was a gentleman who Student Affairs (CSA) authorized they {disagreed and said) they had joined council in the end of manager of finances Cindy have ACC (another long distance May who was from Africa. His Owttrim and SAC Vice-President phone company). We asked to wife, he told us, was in a refugee of finance Chris Gory, to remove see the ACC contract and the camp back in Kenya. He Jeramy Thomas was the only business rep candidate to the signing authority of D'Avolio CSA said they were sworn to approached us about getting a show up for a meeting. PHOTO BY ANDREW PALAMARCHUK and Berardo. preventing them secrecy. So we went with loan or grant of $2,500 and we from using the funds in the Unitel, " he said. said no... After talking with him, I account. Berardo said there was some find out that he has already put "There is a conrprn that fund- money from the Unitel contract down money against the plane All candidates ing is occurring without CSA that went into the account. ticket and all he needs is $1,200. being aware of all the different "The CIBC (bank) said you "Nino asked me on a ways it's being done." said Doug need a certain amount of money, Thursday night if I would do this, Fox, acting chair on the CSA. it was something like $4,500, so and I said no. They asked me to meeting cancelled "The process has been that all Unitel had given us (SAC) sign the cheque on Friday, I contracts are supposed to be $7,500 in cheques, $2,500 was refused and gave the cheques to approved by CSA... So we felt for the handbook and $5,000 Cindy Owttrim before 1 left for because of like we needed to institute some was to go into our budget as we the weekend. control over funding. please. But they prefer it to go to "Mark and Nino in turn went Mark Berardo. vice pres- orientation. SAC over to the bank and ... got one ident, said the main purpose of Berardo also said that Chris issued for $1,200 to this particu- no shoivs the account to run was a Visa Gory, vice president finance, was lar student. Now it turns out that system through the A+ room. advised by Cindy Owttrim, man- this is a former student, and he ANDREW PALAMARCHUK one of the candidates who was Berardo also said this system ager of finances for the CSA to has gone off to Africa, and no Staff Writer to be at the meeting, was eating couldn't be done through the put the $5,000 cheque into the one has heard from him since. lunch." SAC's original Derek Andrulat also failed to Unicoll credit external account to cover the In a phone interview on An all-candidates meeting for show up at the meeting. union bank account. minimum, which he did. Wednesday, D'Avolio confirmed the business representatives was Mann says he thinks it's going During a meeting, SAC presi- However, Gory says that that he and Berardo had signed cancelled Friday since two of to be a close race because of dent Nino D'Avolio, said that the Owttrim did not have anything to for the money order. Although three candidates still in the race low voter turnout. account was not, "according to do with the account. he hasn't heard from the student, did not show up. "In order to be Joe dropped out of the nominated the paper {Humber Et Cetera), "She never at any point told D'Avolio stated the student said Musa race because of you need 50 set up for Unitel It is funds. avail- me to put the $5,000 in the he would be back in a few signatures on a conflict of able through the college and it is account. She had nothing to do weeks, "so we don't expect to "Conroy Thompson, your nomina- not interest since he a hidden agenda," said with it at all. I did it because I hear from him until then." tion form and works for SAC. one of the candi- D'Avolio. was fearful of the school shutting it may be pos- This leaves only dates who was to be sible for some- three candidates at the meeting, was one to win still vying for the with less votes position. eating lunch." than signa- D'Avolio defends SAC ejcecutive J e r a rn y tures," he said. Vote today Thomas, the "There are Continued firom Page 1 When asked how he felt per- only candidate -Dave Mann, thouands of sonally regarding the motion to to show up, says Chief Returning students in the the motives of the people who remove him, D'Avolio respond- continued from Page 1 he thinks the Officer school of busi- offered these stories," said ed that he is "saddened " other candidates ness yet some- D'Avolio, "Mark (Berardo) reversed is ... because the peti- are afraid of the competition. "If has been one can win by 10 or 20 votes tion has been received. are interested in dis- However, D'Avolio was implicated, unjustly singled out, SAC they ever so it's going to be a close vote. .... issues, I'll given many opportunities cannot 'un ' -receive it cussing the be happy by without specific allegations The polls opened on to do it," he said. reporters of Humber Et Cetera made towards him. h should be The motion was denied. Dave Mann, the chief retum- Tuesday and as of Wed. after- to respond to allegations and me and Chris Gory, whose Now the question of removal ing officer for this election, says noon only 39 people had voted from office answer questions regarding names appear on that petition, goes before the stu- he encourages all the candidates according to Mann. The polls many issues. Yet, D'Avolio said D'Avolio. dent body today, Thursday, Oct. to speak out on issues. will close today at 4 p.m. declined to comment on many The 13. A two thirds majority of stu- vote as to whether to However, when the all-candi- 'The results of the election instances, and stated that he remove the president dents voting would carry the dates meeting to be held, and vice was will be in tonight," said Mann. motion. would only answer questions president of SAC will be held Mann said "Conroy Thompson, that were submitted in writing Thursday October 13, from With files from Nada Krizmancic to Vice President Berardo. noon till 3 p.m. ill Oyra A. Horribk-ycopgy CM. 13-20 By y^ean B, Part^mrjak Aries (March 21-April 19) be perfect (brought to you by the Church of Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21 ) If you try to invade a small country, chances Latter Day Saints) To your delight, the O.J. trial will be pre-empt- are your butt will be whipped by the U.S. Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22) ed by the surprise trial of former Blue Jay, Taurus (April 20-May 20) You will discove Ernie Whitt. 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