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Volume 16 ALLENDALE, MICHIGAN. THURSDAY. SEPTEMBER 23. 1982 Number 5

Faculty will vote for Students now have unionization for voice on faculty fourth time senate

Grand Valley faculty members Will BECKY BUHKF.HT vote today, September 22. in a col­ Editor lective bargaining election About The All-College Academic Senate 204 regular faculty members arc eligible (ACAS) had its first meeting of the to vote on whether they want no union 1982 83 school year last Fridas And affiliation or representation by the for the first time since 1979 students (.rand Valley State Faculty Association will have representation on the ACAS 1-ast April, newly elected StuJent Michigan Education Association-National Education Association (GVSFA-MEA— Senate President Tim Swope, asked NEA). that students be members of the At AS The faculty nion organizers are hoping The request was denied with the tacultv that it a union is voted in, the faculty saving that students, when thes vs ere on will be able to bargain for rights of the ACAS prior to 1979. seldom part tenure, 18 month severence pay, and icipatcd in discussions at meetings. third party arbitration Over the summer Swope did lobbv tor support of student representution Those eligible to vote arc "all ful. from the Executive Cabinet (ECS) of and part-time faculty members with the ACAS By August, the ECS ap­ long-term faculty members with long proved five student members, and at term appointments employed by Grand last Friday's meeting, the ACAS ap­ proved it also Valley State Colleges, including facul­ Swope said that within two week*, ty librarians, department chairpersons and faculty rank coaches, but excluding students will be chosen by the student clerical, office and technical employees, Also 7t thT “ caT 'meeting* *Provo#t executive, administrative and profes­ Glenn Nicmever told ACAS member sional employees, physical plant em­ that enrollment is down this year The ployees, safety and security employees, fall enrollment is estimated at 6,327. adjunct (including visiting) faculty, stu­ compared to last year’s fall enrollment dent employees, others who supervise of 6,699 Nicmeyer added that summer members of the unit and all other em­ enrollment this year was down too ployees , who were employed during the Not only is head count low , so are the payroll period ending April 16, 1982, total of credit hours. Nicmeyer said and are employees on the election date." that as a result, the college was $100,000 Persons who have questions about below budget in the summer. For the whether they are eligible to vote should call the Personnel Office, extension The tower of the Amway Grand Plaza Hotel in downtown Grand Rapids shows see Semite page nine 213, for clarification. off some of the skyline in the "All-American City." in the fall of 1983, G V will have maii-in registration not be the sole burden of the semester barring any complica­ back to the student who would ated on the plan as it might look ERNIE TRIPP Records Office to be handled tions in the reorganization pro­ have to reregister or come to when fully developed. Staff Writer cess. the late registration which would mainly within a live day period ’I Kolin i.-,«iii<4 mnrr* ti«w |»»i • oouiu JV, viii iiiu iv still be in the Campus Center. "It would mean.” she said, ..wc don't feci that just because In December of last year a convenient, more accessible to a student has a piece of paper plan was to be put into effect “ that registration would have to more people and eventually whereby students could register ‘‘This would help to encour­ be divided into five new stages. signed by their advisor that spread out many of the respon­ for classes through the mail. age the students to register First, the schedule of classes the real idea of the advising pro sibilities now carried solely by The plan, developed by early and would help in better would be published at least one cess has uken place...we think the Records Office Richard Mehlcr of Academic course planning by the Records month earlier Then there that in the new system there will Services, would mean that stu­ Office,” Mehlcr said. “It would would be approximately a one not be as much pressure for the dents would read the published also," he said, "eliminate month period where students advisors or the students as oc­ schedule, review their classes, the bull pen type registration could meet with their advisors curs during the present five day CORRECTION and make out a preferred and an (formerly in the Campus Center) and then register by mail or advising period. Instead the alternate schedule. Then they and allow students to register phone (which she hoped would process will be spread out over Vice President (or Admin­ could either mail it or place it in lor classes where and when eventually be pan of the new at least one month’’. istration Ronald VanStccland a specially marked envelope and they chose.” program). Also there would still Bresky also stated that she, was misquoted in last week's drop it in one of the various be a final registration for people not Mehlcr. developed the sys­ article on the budget cuts. drop boxes which would be with problems, ur a special tem for registration. “Mr. Mch- The salary increase for fac­ placed around the campus. Mehlcr then explained that, desire to register in person And ler’s responsibility lies in that he ulty and staff has not yet been “...although l developed the finally a late registration for must develop the softwear (com­ paid, but ncithi have faculty The Records Office would plan, the system has not been those who must schedule their puter program) and make sure and staff members been asked then hold the forms and plan the put into effect or had any classes later.” that a system or system's is go­ to recommend whether they action taken on it yet. it is, ing to work ’’ best system of classes to serve Bresky cruized the fact that. ihould be paid. however, the task of the Records Also. GVSC implemented a the most people. They would *\..the responsibility for stu­ ‘‘Me rc anxious for it to hap also have the option of using Office which is actually respon­ dents seeing, or not seeing pen,” she said, "it will take a fall tuio«n hike, not a mid sible for the engagement of the year one as was attributed mis­ parts, or all. of the alternate their advisors, making good on whale of a load off our shoul­ schedule. If neither schedule plan.” delinquent tuition payment fines ders” . Bresky also indicated leading in the article. was workable as fUled out by that the new process may be in Lynn Eresky of the Grand and the like, and seeing ty the the student, the Records Office full swing for the 1983 Fail Valley Registrar’s Office elabor­ payment of financial aid should would have to mail the form Isfithcr" S?pT*rr’h^f ?3 1982-omc 2 perspectives Students hove Are we living clout Last Fnday, (.rand VaJlcy students finally gained some clout on campus. We now can be members of the /Ml-College Academic Hot off the press faculry Senate. We haven't been members since 1979 when the faculty senate decided that 14 students could not possibly LEONARD HALFPENNY trinate us into a system of limited resources, a/fect any kind of decision making on campus, nor really Lanthorn Editorialist bureaucratic control. . and conformity. care to. The first ame I used one. I didn’t know what W'e will now only have five students on the AC AS, but the problem was. I pulled on the end of the roll, ihai in itself is a victory .arid one that was not easily won. The main thing that bothers me about an insti­ two sheets rolled off. the roll stopped, and last April when Srudent Senate President Tim Swope tution like Grand Valley is that students are re­ the sheets tore off. I was perplexed. Surely, approached the ACAS with the idea of having student re­ gulated and regimented in such a way that all there must be something wrong. 1 thought. I presentation on the faculty senate, the genera! consensus was age 3

Grand Valley students get FEDERAL STUDENT AID FUNDING their financial aid bucks^

LARRY SEE, JR repaid monies to Grand Valley ” That New* Editor way when the aid comes in and the accounts are brought back up and the Despite delays in federal student money is disbursed. We can't continue aid funding, students at Grand Valley like this, but temporary running like it State are ahead They have been not­ is not a problem," Fridsma said. ified of how much aid they will recieve All state scholarship porgrams are this year and have been awarded funds, OK, Fndsma said. The budget cutong according to Ken Fndsma, director only affects those programs on the of the financial aids office Other area national level. colleges, such as Aquinas and Grand Some programs which have been Rapids Junior College haven’t awarded stalled by the delay of federal funding funds. arc Pell Grants, College Work-Study #1 C The reason for the delay was that and other such programs This is accord­ the final rules have only recently been ing to a Department of Education news £ c published by- the Department of Ed release ucation. Since Congress can still chal­ Fast vear Grand Valley had 1.661 lenge the rules, the Department cannot students apply for the Pell Grant, officially allocate the monies to the which arc the best known of the student FY79 FYOO FY01 FY02 FY03 institutions yet. In addition, some sup- aid programs Formerly called the Basic plental appropriations and the enabling Educational Opportunity Grant, the Pell for accuracy,” stated Fridsma to assist and ask for help With collection. legislation also contained the money, is often the first source of aid in a pack­ Grand Valley’s default rate is not very Grand Valley also docs not hesitate were recently vetoed by President age which may be composed of both high for student loans. In 1980 8i against litigjtion cither This goes for Reagan, but the Congress overrode federal and non federal sources. For the the rate Stood at 8.08 percent and last anyone who owes us money.” that veto. 1982 83 school year, some 1,458 Pells year suyed at 8.4 percent. Fridsma said that based on "past "We have received no letter from the have been awarded to Grand Valley Fridsma believes that tnc efforts experiences with federal funding, we state, but we are making tentative un­ Students. made bv the college contribute to the believe the student's interests art- best official notification on the awards, on low default rate. “We really make an served by going ahead with disbursing that basis,” Fridsrna said. The reason for the decreased is "that effort to collect outstanding bills and funds, based on our estimates on what The letter from Washington. D.C.. the enrollment is down, number one, we have a better default rate for it For our allocation will be.” which tells how much money Grand number two there were *omc changes instance, we have two people in the "Gongrcss has not forgot the students Valley gets in each award program has made in the treatment of social security accounting office whose only job it is even though the Reagan administration not yet come, but Fridsma expects it and veteran’s administration benefits is to bill and collect monies for the has attempted to I believe that that within a week and number three the government is National Direct Student Loans. Thcv 're is a direct result on the number of stu If students have been getting financial requiring more validation than ever full-time employees ” dents and parents who have written aid and wonder where it’s coming from, before of information received on the "Also (.rand Valley does not hesitate letters to their Congicssmcn. I feel that Fridsma explained. "We charge the form. They are requesting 1040 Income- to call in collection agencies, the state is an effective way to get the- work out.” financial aid against the accounts and the Tax forms and we have to verify them gove-rnment or the- federal government said Fridsma. Colleges are spared cuts as congress vetos Reagan _ ___ i___The mppremenrtt funding wo n r r r r m e tr y mrfwrw vme, fhuroti f f M IV W V* (SSI’S) Handing President grants, the nation’s largest legislation includes funds for thirds required. promised to continue to veto student-aid program, will Reagan the first major legis­ community services to the I he vote to override was the lulls whose spending goals he receive an additional $140 lative defeat of his Presidency. elderly, low-income housing, first time the President Reagan did not endorse "The big million for 1082 83. I he Pell Congress this month overrode and other domestic programs., was not successful in calling spenders won he said. his veto of a supplemental allocation has already been The bill included several in addition to student aid and on the support of a coalition spending bill tiiat contained 52.28 billion. I he Supp other provisions in the field of military programs of Republicans and funds for financial aid for lementa! I ducational Op education It directed the lo override a Presidential conservative Democrats to college students. Reagan had portumty (.rant program, Department of Fducation veto, each house of congress hack him on legislative matters called the legislation ‘‘budget benefiting the poorest of the to make $40 million in low must vote by a two-thirds There were large numbers of busting.’’ although its spending nation’s college students, rcce interest loans to colleges for majority to pass legislation that Republican defectors, most of total was below budget guide ived a boost of $77 million housing facilities, loans tlut the President has rejected. I he them up for rcclcction this lines as a result of Congrcs The SF()(. program had the Department had not intcn House of Representatives, year In the Senate, 2! Repub­ sional action to cut military originally beer, scheduled for ded to make It also allocated controlled by the Democrats, licans joined 39 Democrats to spending below Mr. Reagan s a 25 percent reduction, but the an additional $10 million new allocation wiii reduce that voted by 30! to !!7 to provide the two-thirds original request. for the developing colleges override, a majority well in majority. In the House, 81 Of the bill’s total $14.2 to a four percent cut. The program, with half the funds maximum Pell grant will now excess of the two-thirds Republicans voted with 220 billion, $217 million are to go to be gianted to colleges with be increased from $1,670 to In the Senate, controlled by a Democrats to override. into aid programs for needy high minority enrollments Republican majority, the vote Hearing the news of the college students. The Pell $1,800. on-campus SAGA slates Computer System software release in early October A few Library Book Sale Scheduled changes will occur in some of the processors and libraries, ac­ The James H. Zumberge Library will hold their fourth annual cording to Chris Stevenson, the program coordinator, and some opening Book Sale on September 22-24, 1982 in the New Bocks/Browsing compatibility requirements may effect some users. Computer Section of the first floor. All proceeds from the sale will be used users who experience unusual errors or difficulties should Fd Dclana. director of Saga to purchase new books for the library. contact the Computer Center office to look at the release Food Service, has targeted Hours for the sale are from 8 30 a.m. to 9 p.m. on Wednesday October 25 as the grand opening bulletin or contact Stevenson at ext 571. and Thursday, September 22 and 23 and 8 30 a.m. to noon on of the new delicatessen This Friday, September 24. Meeting Scheduled addition will be located in the Checking accounts get charged lower level of the Commons. The Grand Valley State College chapter of the American Society As of now the deli will be Grt"d Valiev's Old Kent Bank is feeling the pressure of the for Personnel Administration (ASPA) will hold its first 1982-83 open 7 30 a.m. to 9.00 p.m. economic situation in Michigan w.th the dropping number of meeting, October 20. 7 p.m. in 161 Lake Huron Hall. All old mem­ Monday through Thursday and student accounts. bers and any perspective new members are urged to attend. ASPA from 7 30 a.in. to 4 OO p.m. on The bank, located on the corner of 48th Ave and Lake Friday. However, there is a is the largest professional organization representing personnel Michigan Dr., is just one of the banks being affected by the strong chance the hours will be managers in the United States. economy. extended The bank officials say they can no longer afford to wrivc the Write To Us With new formats and a 11.25 per month service charge, as in previous years, for itudents pleasant atmosphere. Dclana is lolding Old Kent checking account*. In order for the students hoping it will be sucesstul. :o avoid paying the service charge and an additional 10 cents !f you have a notice of a meeting, or scholarship information, or especially among students living ycr check processing charge, students must maintain a minimum or something of general interest to the Grand Valley community , the dorms. balance of $300 in their account. send it to On-Campus in care of The Lanthorn, Campus Center. The only thing to do now. M/cr Pninmiter Center has new software Grand Valley State College, Allendale Mi. 49401. or drop if off as Dclana commented, “is to J VSfW V w .i.r at the Lanthorn office in the basement of the Campus Center no watch for our grand opening.” The GVSC Computer Center will upgrade its Honeywell CP-6 later than the Friday before Thursday’s publication. tha Ian thorn September 23,1982. page 4 Zumberge thiefs beware! Security system thwarts book bandits

K/UJ>fl HF.IBLTZKJ Ford said that the theft problem in the Staff Writer library is a "relatively small problem. We don't have any records though of the situ ation. because of the number of ‘misfires' Theft costs American libraries a stagger­ that occur ” A "misfire” is a situation ing amount of money every year, forcing in which a patron has either forgotten to them to spend more money on security check out a book or else has a book from sysrems. Some places, such as the Uni­ another library that triggers the system versity of Michigan rare books depart­ Ail materials in the library are magne­ ment. do not even allow anyone to read tized, so when books are not checked materia] unsuperv.sed. out. an alarm sounds at the exit. Usually, But. according to Stephen Ford. Direc­ however, the assumption is that the tor of Zumberge Library, Grand Valley it­ person simply forgot to check out what self does not have these kinds of material he !.ad problems. "The iibrary is too big to iook for any­ "For the most part, the things that are "kit" containing lock picks, glue remov­ "It's problem for any library, and for thing, you're trying to protect its re­ stolen are the things people want most." er, erasers and 50 jars of Meltonian the user of any library. A library like sources for other people’s use. You Ford said. cream which Shinn used to hide the Grand Valley has few thefts, because we don't get any people who enrich them Nothing has been stolen from the identification he removed. don't have a lot of valuable material on selves by stealing books," Ford Said. archives, though, because nobody is In January. 1982. agents had found a our shelves. Most of our working mate Blatant theft attempts, according to allowed into them without supervision. warehouse in Bethlehem. Pennsylvania rial have been bought in the last twenty Ford, might be checked out with the Records of Grand Valle) are stored there, that held 600 volumes of stolen books years.’’ Ford said, pointing out rare book campus police. He stressed the library and in most cases, there is only one copy Shinn had shipped frorfi Illinois under collectors would not be interested in is not trying to look for theft , only con­ of each material, making many of them the alias “Charles Baker". books of recent origin. trol it. irreplaceable . Systems like Zumberge's arc also used To counteract possible theft, the "If you steal a book, you’re taking it A dramatic illustration of the theft in Hope, Calvin and the Grand Rapids present security system Zumberge away from other people. You’re denying problem came in the capture of James Public library's main branch. Library uses, has installed five years ago a student or colleague his or her right to Shinn, a rare book theif who mas have Ford said the system used by Zumberge Previously, the library examined brief use the material. People think an institu been responsible for stealing $500,000 has made a significant difference in pro case' and books to sec if they were pro­ turn has a life of its own, that they're worth of rare books across the country tecting it’s materials. perly checked out But this process w.is stealing from it." Ford said Warrants for his arrest had Dcen filed in "It’s reduced our losses and made rejected as being time-consuming and of­ Ford offered his own reasons why Cleveland, Los Angeles and Philadelphia people feel better about the library in the fensive to other people. people steal from libraries According to a Fcbruars , 1982 issue of long mn. . If you can't find what you Ford noted most libraries give up whole "The real reason people steal is for their American Libraries, Shinn was »rrc*'id in want, that is a frustration that is hard to book budgets in order to install their own ow n convenience," Ford said, /Mien town, Pennsylvania, after being deal with. The whole approach of security systems. Grand Valley’s present i i»rd noted tl»e sections with the spotted in the Muhlenberg and Cedar Col- American librarianship is bringing b o o k s <«/ir C4»»t O. rate* of theft are umually the o nri Jtyc* lib r a r y I-HI a g e n ts fo u n d 26 ra re 4ii(l [iconic together i you're not trying "The smaller the library, the less they students use most, such as the psychology volumes in his room, most dealing with to hold things away from people," Ford can jusitfy the expense," Ford said collection. exploration. ,\iso found was a theft concluded. F.I.N.D.S. system is now available

CHUCK PARKINSON formation by subject matter. WANTED: Staff Writer Like the Readers’ Guide, it only gives a bibliography, and no actual printed copies. If you’re having trouble with F.I.N.D.S. is linked to data an important research paper, or banks in California, and New maybe you're just in search of York, and each time information Students to serve on.- some other information, you is requested a connection must may want to check out a new- be made to a computer in computer syster being used either city. -the Lonthorn Advisor/Doord at the Zumberge Library here Since this connection is made at Grand Valley. by telephone, there is a charge F.I.N.D.S., which stands for to the student using the service. -all Academic Committee Broadcast Fast Information Delivery Ser­ The service also carries a royal­ Communications vice, has been in service since ties charge (going to the holder May, when it was purchased of the systems' copyright), and -All Campus Judicary and All Col­ with a grant from the Baldwin a rental charge based on com­ Foundation. puter usage time. leges Academic Senate (previously The Way F.I.N.D.S. works Reference Librarian Kathryn is very similar to the way Read­ King stated that she hopes all Faculty Senate) ers Guide To Periodical Lit­ more students will take ad­ erature is used. However, the vantage of this useful oppor­ computer holds many ad­ tunity, but added that, although Must hove 2.00 G.P.A. vantages over the Readers' usage of the relatively new Guide, among them, the ability computer has increased since to supply information quicker. May. most students, ‘don't F.I.N.D.S. also holds more know what it is. or what it We need the senate voice. If interested, information, and can group in- can do for them." leave name, address, phone number, area of interest and major at the Student Senate

Office, by Fri., Sept. 24th. If you have any • • am w i wwiewsse* 1^ * - w » « i n bn rM questions, call ext. 231. •w%» • a . « IJ > rI O * v * * * * -a * -W , , ^ p SEMESTER IN SPAIN 'w fun information - orita to 244J E C o tifo f S C . Grand Rapids. Michigan < (A Program o» Tnmty C h ris tia n Cot fogs) the lanthorn-September 23.1982. page 5 Housing Payment Policy To Change

DAVID BRENNER tnat year at Grand Valley. the student does not pay within Staff Writer The new policy eliminates students from housing if pay­ the ten days, the removal of a ment is not received within the the student from campus is left There is a change that is desired amount of time, which up to the .Records office. being made in Grand Valley's is ten day s. Byrd is hoping that this v car housing polici According to is less troublesome than recent TV - - _ £ the inrcctor of iiousing. Robert *1,1 * ^ Ads/i i »or uiv new years, because some students Byrd, it win be more lenient on housing policy. Bird added, is had to Ik- removed l.ast scar college students t<> reduce late payments or several students were removed Bird explained hois the new nonpayment from the college from campus housing, due to policy differs from the old snident and to make it fair hi the non-payment of their policy, which students had in not taking credits away from housing. recent i cars students. The old policy dismissed non The student will have ten When asked if he sees a l*-ttcr pay mg students off campus com­ days to come up with the money future tor bousing bills being pletely , and removed students alter receiving the w arning letter paid. Byrd concluded. “ 1 can from aii earned credits during from the Director of Housing If only hope for the best ” RA's feel hassled by updated student code BRYAN BICKFORD ‘‘There had been quite a bit of violence agree with the rules, but I will enforce lulls the option ot having either limited Staff Writer and destruction in the dorms. Things them, say s Jody Mathcrly ot Robinson visitation or 24 hour visiting rights were being broken and fire alarms were I tail. I he R A's job, as described providing that two-thirds of the con­ Have you heard the one about the being set off That rype of thing through the new alcohol rules is to re­ cerned residents approve the system. resident assistants (RA’s) telling their scares us. especially after the fire in port anyone showing signs of alcohol < urrcntls only Robinson Hall has 24 floors that they were upset with the the dorms a couple of years ago.” affected behavior hour visitation while Kistler and Cope latest additions to the Student Code and I hat incident could have turned into " Any slurring of words or stumbling iand Halls opted for the limited version that they weren’t going to enforce them a real tragedy, says Johnson She says or something and sve can write them of the plan. Students not in agreement 1(H) percent? Well. Dean of Students that one resident of the burned lull up says Mathcrly. In the just the per­ tilth their halls policy have the option l-inda Johnson hasn’t, but she knows was so intoxicated that he would have son was needed to be found with al of moving to a hall suitable to their what she ll do if she docs. "The RA died of smoke inhalation had he not cohol in their possession before disci needs if the space is available What would be replaced. Just like I would be been found by a roommate. plinary actions could be taken. is bothering most residents is the fact if I didn’t enforce the rules.’’ What the new policy on drinking These actions are: for the first of­ that the choice doesn't really seem to While this rumor hasn’t been sub­ stresses is that there is to be no al fense the student will be informed of he there and that rules pertaining to stantiated by any resident assistants, coholic beverages on the campus and an oft or on campus counseling source visitors are too strict there has been considerable mumbling especially that public drunkenness can which can be visited on a voluntary "I’m a responsible person anil 1 about the strictness of the latest version not be permitted. basis. I he second offense would re­ feel 1 should be able to keep a girl in ins- of the Student Code. Not everybody This doesn’t mean that those of legal quire mandatory counseling with the room after 11 p.m." says Mathcrly. likes to be told that they can’t drink in drinking age can consume the spirits school monitoring the progress the Dean Johnson explains that if more the privacy of their room-cspcciaily either. It has been Grand Valley's stand student makes. If the student refuses students wanted the 24 hour visitation, those of legal age. And nobody really ever since the drinking age in Michigan this treatment he or she will he out of o n e o f the larger halls could have had likes Being told that they can’t have a was raised to 2 1 , that there would he no cAinpuf housing. «4mi« mm mm mm - -m friend over past 11 p.m. alcohol-related events on campus with­ Another problem that Johnson saw small Robinson. ‘There just wasn’t an W’hv then, were these rules added to out permission of the Dean of Students, with campus housing was privacy. expressed interest in that’’, she says. the code? "The whole situation in the and says Johnson, "There will be no al­ “ Many students expressed the need for dorms had become problematic," says cohol permitted where minors will be." more privacy.” she says, and the ness Johnson says that while the school's Dean Johnson. "The students drinking As for the RA’s who arc caught in plan works to those students needs. goal is not "to put an albatross around was just causing problems for them and the position of being both a student and I here had been a lot of problems in the students neck’’, a strong student costing the college ’’ Johnson cites an enforcer of school policy, the situa the dorms in the past, "And I'm not code is necessary for the school to numerous eases over the past few years turn offers no real alternative than to talking about playing the stereo loud achcive the ‘ living and learning cn that called for something to be done go with the rules. "I don’t necessarily cither." she says. The new plan gives vironment” that it is striving for

Senate from page 1 Japanese promise to change textbooks fall he esnmated that the college college declares a financial emer­ will be about $200,000 below gency, however, severance pay (SSPS) New editions of .uiesc government attitude in of world opinion, rouse out budget. and third party arbitration arc Japanese history texts have evading the substance of the right condemnation everywhere. Niemeyer said that a tentative not binding glossed over and used eup­ problem and making mere gen More than one million of the appropriation for Grand Valley The new governance structure hemisms to describe Japanese cralizations on the matter. The controversial books base come this year from the state stands at for the four-division model that atrocities during World War 11. attempts of a handful of people about 14.1 million. Niemeyer the ACAS approved has a In the face of vehement pro in Japan to distort history at off the presses. I he new edition satd that that figure was "ex­ faculty academic senate, an ex­ tests by the governments of will, and to beautify and to is scheduled to be distributed tremely optimistic.” He added ecutive committee of the senate, China and South Korea. Jap­ revive militarism in defiance to schools in April. 1983. that it was higher than last year’s a curriculum committee, a salary anese officials have promised to state appropriation of 12.6 anJ budget committee, and that revise the texts. The promise T ',7 )1 million. each division have a faculty has. however, been criticized | "A Cracker Jack Special s Also, at the meeting, the group. by the Chinese as too vague. ACAS approved a new personnel The ACAS will present the They have demanded immediate policy and a governance struc­ personnel policy and governance changes. ture for the four-division model structure for the approval or Responding to the Japanese Buy Any Ja:ket that Grand Valley will adapt to rejection of Grand Valley’s promise, the New China News At 20% Off in the fall of 1983. Board of Control at the Board's Agency wrote. "The Chinese Receive A Surprise?? The personnel policy will ask October 1 meeting. people deeply resent the jap- September 23 29 that faculty have a one year severance pay if laid off for reason of ’’declining enrollment Announcing The Opening KEEP WARM THIS FALL & WINTER patterns.” It also calls for a With Downs?-MVP Of The David fry ter third party arbitrator. If the LAKER PRO SHOP Artax (Located in the Field House Mein Lobby) Home Cooked ATHLETIC ATTIRE & EQUIPMENT j r Meals Sweatsuits Rackets I Jackets Balls [ 1 Tuvd of that caf«rt*iui f< -• »«J ( >m«- to CHAMPION -ARTEY Aliv.idal* W«\lvi

The following report* were filed with -On September 14 in the Ravine the Campus Safety and Security' Division Apartments, a student reported that from the beginning of September through her food sumps were stolen from her September 21, 1982. mailbox in the Ravine Center. -On September 13. a Ravine -A car, owned by Kathy Gohsman, had resident reported in assault and battery the right front fender damaged at 11 45 by another resident. The larceny of a ajn. on September 21, 1982. The hit bank card occurred at the same time and run accident occurred in the Lake Campus police have a suspect, it was Michigan Hall parking lot, which is reported. parking lot II. -On September 2, there was a -A (.rand Valley student reportedly medical emergency in the dorms. punched a wall and suffered bruises on -On September 8 there was a her hand. Ihc student also could not larceny from the ficldhouse Ihc move a finger. Own treatment was incident occurred from an unlocked Sought for the injury, it was reported. locker. On September ninth and six­ •A medical call was reported by teenth, similar events also occurred Robinson House authorities on September 20, 1982. -On September 16, there was a •A minor personal injury accident was larceny in the Ravine Apartments as reported on September 20. Ihc police well as a breaking and entering. There officer responding checked the injury. was ten dollars in change stolen from -A property damage accident occurred tiic victim’s dresser. on .Monday, September 20. There was -On September 7, there was a larceny no citation issued. and breaking and entering which occurred -On Monday, Sept., 20, a medicai in Robinson House. Some $164 was call was placed from (Campus View stolen and the thief obuined it through Apartments on 42nd Ave. Ihc person prying a locked drawer. -On September 7. also in Robinson, was suffering from chest pains. They were transported via Mercy Ambulance another larceny was reported Someone to St. Mary's Hospital in Grand Rapids. had stolen a large wall mirror. -On September 6, in Copeland Grand Valley gets some 1,800 letters and 30-60 packages a -On September 20. an overdose House, two television sets were reported that gets to sort most of them is the Allendale mailderk, shown here. occurred in Robinson House. Campus stolen. Ian thorn/ randy a. Mutineer dona police investigated. -Tuesday, September 21, a reck­ less driver was spotted by the officer Need help? Contact on duty. The driver was possibly operating under the influence of liquor. Ill is "Campus Police Beat" will be a the Career Office -Several larcenies were reported from weekly column. Information is supplied September second to the fourteenth. by Roberta Hamilton, from the Physical CHRIS GLOSSON arc free except for the minimal $13.50 charge axtessed for the I.'nlnf iithrrwiir nim lionnl, there a rc n*> P lan t Department, and compiled by Stmff Writer suspects or leads in the cases. Larry See, Jr..Lantbom news editor. printing of resumes. There appears to be some To register for these services students should stop in the fr 44?4?4?4?4?4?4444?4p4?4?4p4p4?4^4?4?44?4db4?4£4p4i reassuring news for the grad­ uating senior. You arc not CPPO and pick up the neces­ alone in your search for em­ sary forms along with the ployment. The staff of Grand instruction booklet which helps Valley’s Career Planning and one fill out the forms. Get Involved With What Placement Office (CPPO) wants After you register the staff to help you get a job. will send out a weekly job If you are a senior with at bulletin containig various job Is Happening Now Join least four months left before openings. Your credentials will your semester of graduation you be sent out for those positions Student Senate should consider the services you are qualified for. offered by the CPPO. Understanding the objectives The CPPO offers credential of the CPPO will give a better service, a resume printing service insight into their activities. and maintains a stock of career Scykora said the three main and occupational information objectives of the CPPO arc, New Senator openings for to aid you in your job hunt. “first of all, to serve the stu­ Each student is given personal dents, and to help them help Seidman and CAS counseling and is tree to explore tbemstlvts find employment the many career opportunities. that is commensurate with their Through the CPPO various education. Also openings for on-campus interviews arc ar­ Secondly, to work with em­ ranged and "Summer Job Ex­ ployers; to help those employers travaganzas" arc set up so that fill their vacancies with people G.V.S.C. governmental students and employers arc set they want to hire. And thirdly, face to face under on roof. to work with faculty and ncip committees Of all these services, Tom them; to give them feedback Scykora, director of the Career we might get from employers." Planning and Placement Office, The CPPO is really in rhe said the two most important thick of the job hunting ex­ Activities include: serv ices are "helping the student perience. They work with stu­ understand what the interview dents, faculty and employers, Programming, Recreational and is about and informing the helping each to tulfull their student of job vacancies n e e d s . Political Involvement Sekora believes that most Scykora said students should of the students don’t under­ register with the CPPO abour stand the job interview. "If 8 months befor they graduate. you understand it you have got "I w ould strongly urge am one a lot better chance to suffi- who is graduating in May to reg­ Contact the Student cantly prepare yourself to im­ ister now and get the forms out press somebody he said. of the way." said Scykora Senate Office, ext. 231. Scykora has been with the The Career Planning and CPPO since its inception mne Placement Office is located years ago. in the basement of the Com­ All of th« CPPO services mons. tfie lanthorn-September 23. 1982, page 7 student living Toons leave students laughing

CHERYL L. SLAUGHTER desperate bid for a record con­ Sjjff tract ''TffHiil I As if to prove their vers­ I “ Everybody needs a laugh on atility, the group then announced Friday—that’s exactly why we a slow, serious song. “Where y . brought the Toons to Grand Arc You Tonight,” sung by Valley. I really thought the Bobby Santa Cruz, their bass Toons were fantastic and I’m player. Several audience mem­ very pleased with the crowd; bers doubted that any group there must have been at least who was as irto getting laughs, ISO people here which was as the Toons, could do serious great! 1 think everyone had a stuff; they assumed it was good time,“ said Kathy Sullivan, another spoof, only to be proven student programing coordinator, wrong. Most of the girls I talked about last Friday’s Toons con­ to were especially touched. cert, a freebie sponsored by “My friends and I really student activities. liked the slow song,” com­ “Okay,” think those of you mented Pam Fcrzacca of Kisdcr. who were not there having a “I’d like to see more of the good rime with us, “just who Toon they're really good,” are the Toons anyhow?” Another number that seemed The Toons arc an extremely to be the smash hit of the talented group of 6 guys who evening was drummer Mike The Toons amused their audience while they presented their tunes, play a variety of music, heavily Carey's rendition of Mick Jaggcr way they animated themselves,” college market and have no Were we instant devotees? influenced by the Beach Boys. on “Start Me Up.” she said. trouble getting bookings. We’re 1 was. So was Scott Peck of They arc not just your average As one student put it, “He So, where do the Toons striving for stardom and our Standalc. “What a fantastic- copy band, however does Mick Jaggcr better than go from here? chance of success right now keyboardist I’m in awe.” “Everybody in our group Jaggcr docs.” rents iicavily on our upcoming Another devotee i? KistJcr's takes a turn singing lead vocals Heather Fox of the Grand “Currently we’re on an eleven M-T.V, video and album sales.” Connie Chambo. 'The Toons and 90 percent of our music Valley Apartments wanted to go week tour of the USA where nave excellent rapport with the is original,' said Parker Lee, up and throw herself at Carey we mainly play at colleges and “People who hear us once audience. They really should manager and vocalist for the during this number. She also nightclubs," commented Parker usually become devoted fans," charge admission this. If the Toons. “The thing that makes liked the Punk Polka. ”1 guess Lee. “We're well known in the he added. Toons return. 11! be here!" us different from most groups I’m a real decadent person and is that we don’t try to put appreciate violence with my a wall between us and the aud­ music. 1 hope they do more ience. Instead, we get into the stuff like this!” FOR THE FINEST PIZZA . . . croud and utilize it right along To DeWitt, from Robinson, Monday thru Thursday with our costumes and props. also thought “ the best part 4:30 p.m. — 1:00 a.m. You’re here to have a good time, was the Mick jaggcr imperson Friday and Saturday so we try to combine our ation. It was really super.” 30 p.m. — 2:00 a.m. harmonics with comedy and For all of us Atari fiends, theatrics.” the group played a tunc called Peppino’s ~ Sunday Entertain us they did. From "Video Games.” While imitating :30 p.m. — 12:00 the start of the show, when they the movements of avid video Thursday and Friday only wore antennacs and sang of adicts, they sang such poignant 11:00 a.m. — 1:00 p.m. spacemen, through a Beach Boys lyrics as “School is finally ovcr/I Pizza Standala PEPPINO'S only medley and an acappella section, hope I’m not to latc/But before to their final number, the I use my hyper-space distor- Authentic GRAND VALLEY - CLOSED on SUNDAY “Punk Polka a la' Dr. Dcmcnto,” tcr/Do you think that you Italian Style Cuisine . the audiences’ attention never could/Lend me one more quar­ * Ask About Our wandered. ter.” DELIVERY SERVICE At one point in the program, While visions of Pac-Man the band members rcvcaicd their danced in my head, the minutes secret fantasy -the desire to be ticked by all too soon and the international rock gods and song was over. PEPPINO’S PIZZA No. I PEPPINO’S PIZZA No. 2 achieve stardom. This led to a For Donna Ballcnger, of the delightful satire of new wave, Ravines, this was one of her Tel. 453-8219 — Standate Tei. S9S-4308— Grand Valley in which they vocalized a favorites. “I especially liked the

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CKiSTI HARMAN planned for this year’s Oktoberfcst will be held in Staff Writer celebration are concerts by Monroe Mall and will run ■Mickey Gilley, Willie Nelson thnrugh September 26. It is time once again for and blues giant B.B. King. The In addition, a 30-piece Celebration on the Grand III, sold out Willie Nelson concert band from Grand Valley the third annual fesrival of its is to be held here in Grand State’s marching band is kind, sponsored by the Grand Valley’s fieldhousc on Friday, scheduled to play West German Rapids Chamber of Commerce September 24. and American National and individual sponsors. The Oktoberfcst is a new Anthems, kicking off this Celebration is being held from attraction to the list available year’s Oktoberfcst. September 15 until October 2, at the Celebration. The trad­ Mexico is also represented and cconsists of fun and fun itional German festival will in­ in the Celebration, with activities for the entire family clude a wide variety of music authentic Mexican and Puerto to enjoy. and dance shows, as well as Kican food. This festival will The merriment will be those traditional food items run from 10 a.m. until 8 p.m. taking place at various such as weiners, bratwurst, and on Saturday, September 18 locations in the Grand Kapids sauerkraui. Those who have a Twelve different food booths area, including the Gerald K. taste for German beer and wine are to be set up. Ford Museum, Bicentennial may visit the beer and wine Grand Valley State Park, and Grand Valley's own tent, which will open at 2 00 Colleges fieldhousc dedication fieldhousc. . p.m. on September 24, opening is also considered one of the day for the Oktoberfcst. A festival goer patronizes a food booth lanthorn/ k«thy qohtman Among the attractions highlights of the Grand III A night on 1 JILLAYNE PRINCE Student Life Editor large theatre. It is an old but very well kept theatre with lights on the walls which looked On the corner of Fake Drive and Wealthy is a like oversized records on a juke box turntable. small area of Grand Rapids affectionately called Eastown theatre is the only one of its kind left in Eastown This section of shops, restaurants, Grand Rapids, a building from a byegone era. bars and movie theatres serves as a buffer zone My attention was next focused on the between the posh of Fast (.rand Kapids and the promised movie: “An American Werewolf in other side of (.rand Kapids. It is also a place London." f rankly. I was not too thrilled with where many students from the area colleges "hang the ideas the title flashed through my mind. In out. ” all honesty, I hate horror films—when they get We began our Friday night tour of Eastown by too scary, ! do not watch Those who like hor visiting McKcndrce. McKendree is a shop fcatur ror films would have loved this one; I only ing unique objects: jewelry, stained glass objects, watched, at the most, one quarter of ‘An Am­ mirrors, belts, purses, prisms, and lamps. The erican Werewolf in London.’’ The biggest disap­ pointment, however, was the ending. ! am a lanthorn/ dan Malay objects in this shop arc not inexpensive, however, Argus Used bookshop e c u if the■ nicrchaiuiisc is a hit above your college s u c k e r for happy endings, this movie did not Marvin's Munchics and the Intersection lanthorn/ ihafla smith budget, the shop itself is worth looking at. just have one. The hero was shot to death as the like its merchandise, it, in itself, is unique. The heroine stood crying. I am sorry I cannot report exterior of the shop is made of wood which on the second movie in this double horror feature sweeps upward and around, within this elegant but one was enough for me. framework is laid a large cathedral-like stained We continued our tour by stopping at Ycstcr glass window. Inside the shop is an open wooden dog, where, unfortunately, it took me a good 20 curving stairway leading to an open partial second minutes to recover from the movie before I floor (.lass cases house many of the objects for could sample their fare. The 20 minutes were not sale while others line the walls. wasted; 1 was able to study the restaurant quite From McKcndrce we went to Marvin’s Mun­ closely, and it deserved it Stepping into chics. Marvin’s Munchics is a small restaurant It Yestcrdog, one feels like she has walked into the is plain, simple and very clean; the floor is car past. Posters and newspapers from the early 1900’s paper the walls. Among the posters were peted. the interior is wood tnmmcd, and plants early Coca-Cola ads and Armed forces’ slogans. periodically line the walls. I he menu, although The newspapers included one dated 1907 and not extensive, is adequate. Offered arr munchics Popeyc comics from the 192o's. such as burritos. super-subs, bagels, pizza muftins, My stomach finally recovered, and I was able to hot dogs, chips and cheese, and Hudsonvillc ice try Ycstcrdog’s speciality Ilotdogs. In tact, cream. We tried the chips and cheese with hot cargos BookShop Yestcrdog serves only hotdogs (excluding drinks sauce, the were delicious! 1405 Robinson Rd , S E and chips)’ The dogs, however, are not your Grand Rapids. Mich 49505 Next, we went to the Eastown T heatre where we got in for $1.00 a piece. Armed with a glass of plain-frank-on a bun. their Jogs arc dressed. I tried an Ultradog. It is a hotdog on a bun • OLD BOOKS ‘ MAGAZINES *PULPS Sprite, a bag of red licorice, and a container of •BASEBALL CARDS • SPORTS ITEMS the evcr-popular buttered popcorn, we walked smothered in homemade chili, ketchup, mustard, • SCIENCE FICTION ‘ COMIC BOOKS into the theatre. My first impression was one onion, pickle and chcddar cheese-fantastic! At •WAR GAMES -SEARCH SERVICE of spaciousness, I have never before seen in such a the cost of 80 cents, one cannot go wrong. M o n .-Sat., 11:30-6-00 Fri., 11:30-9:00 McKendrce’s interesting exterior (616) 454-0111 a h Scats $1.00 EVERY NIGHT n rn-vfnfinintM 'imii ■ mi*■ nmimuaJiaaU SYLVESTER STALLONE FINE STORES TO BETTER TALIA SHIRE HELP YOU! The Greatest Challenge ROCKY III S3 m . ... o __ i tr~~*___ i iu3 £.iiu i c a i u i e

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Celebration. The dedication “Jerry Ford and Friends of the information about the will be held on October 2nd Concert" and a 10-K run spon­ Celebration ip the fieldhouse. sored by the YMCA. When asked what the One of the longest running response had been to the Cele­ activities planned is the Trout The 1-estival will come to bration. Ms. Shemmer replied: and Salmon fishing contest, an end on October 2nd. ‘'This year’s celebration is which will run from 6 a m. to Activities planned for that day smaller than those of previous am. to 9 p.m. September 23 include college football (.rand years The response has been through September 26. Valley Vs. Wayne State At fairly good, although it is not \nyone may enter the contest 8 p.m. that evening ''Begin the yet sold out. There has been at an entry fee of $2.00 per Baroque" will be held in quite a turnout Hopefully person. DeVos Hall The evening will things will get even better." include dance, music, sports, Another activity that will opera and drama A celebration such as this take place at GVSC is the Chairman for this year’s gives a community the opp Grand Rapid’s Symphony planning committee is Mr ortunity to forget their Pops Concert’ to be held on David Frey, President of the everyday lives for a short time September 28 in the field- Union Bank. and enjoy the festivities. It house. Tickets are required. Carole Shemmcr, a spokes­ cuts into tiring, sometimes Among those activities person for the Chamber of boring everyday lives and adds which have already taken Commerce was very pleasand excitement where there was place are the fireworks, the and helpful in the gathering none. Unrhomf kathy flohaman A light celebration

the Eastown Yestcrdogs homcof Ultradog lanthorn/ fhatla *mfth From Yesterdog wewalkcdto Argos Used Book the delicious Club Turkey, a sandwich of whole Shop. We got to the shop fifteen minutes after wheat pita bread stuffed with sliced turkey.melt they closed, which was just as well since I tend to ed cheese, lettuce and tomatoes and mayonaisc get spend-happy in shops of this sort. We did get My partner had the Vegetarian, pita bread stuffed to look through the windows at the shelf, after with various vegetables and cheese, a veggie lovers shelf, after shelf of books. delight We both topped our meal with a glass we then ran across the street to Baskin Robbins of mango juice. The deli was under construction for icecream cones: orange sherbet and purple during our visit due to lack of kitchen space. passion. We Finished our cones as we walked to the With very satisfied stomachs, we journeyed to Intersection. The Intersection is a bar which se­ our final destination Fastown Saloon which plans emed to be a popular ‘hang-out.’ It was crowded, to change its name to “ Bogies” October first The dimly lit, and entertained by a band called Fastown Salloon, quite a large place, was crowded, Fantasy. The band played funk which many chose with college age people. The band for the night to dance to Most of the crowd, however, seemed was Basic English. The crowd appealed to love 'o be interested in just drinking and talking. To- this hand u they filled the dance flo

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OIKIS GUWSON shows were free Assistant News/Features F.ditor Laura Fallon, the chairperson What make* life in America of the recreation committee, great? The G W . students who said the Great America trip was spent Saturday in Gurney, !!!> easy I* arrange "They veere z nois think they know part of the lot more cooperative than the answer people at Cedar Point and gave In f.urney they encountered me a better rate V some of life's ups and The group left campus around downs and came hack to Grand 6 45a. m. Saturday and arrived Valley tired, but happy and a back around 2 00 Sunday mor best ride there was the "Tidal cd and Beachnau said, "all toge She was impressed by the mused nmg after 8 hours of bumps, Wave” a ride starting on a peak thcr ir was an excellent time ex turnout Tickets sold out the f.urney, Illinois is the home of chills, excitement and thrilis and running down into a gullcy, cept for the ride there and back, third day on sale. the Great America Amusement through a loop and back up onto which you could expect Fallon is trying to turn around Park, where 43 people, including An off campus venture like the another peak Then the ride re Schmidt couldn t say a lot the poor track record of the some students and staff from Great America trip requires a traced its course backwards about the thp home She did recreation committee “I.ast CVSG, went searching for one faculty or staff escort and Andy Say no more what most of the other sensible year the recreation committee of America’s great adventures Beachnau, the Mousing Assistant f-allon set up two check in people did She slept couldn't get people to come to The students enjoyed the in charge of programming and times for the group, one more or Before the trip Fallon had events This year we’ve got a lot park's amusements and temper development, was it less halfway through the day and hoped that everyone would have of good things planned and are atures in the 70's for only $10 The trip was a lot of fun for all another at the day’s end a good time and that there trying to encourage people to a head Other nonstudents Beachnau said, “We basically No accidents or injuries occur would be no rain get out and do things.” paid $20. had free run of the place and By going as a group, under the never waited more than a half auspices of the Student Senate hour for a ride Listening to Lake Recreation Committee, the stu Joanne Schmidt, a f.VSC ad- dents were able to get to and vcrtising/public relations stu BRAI) HILT perfectly with numerous voices chanting. ”wc dent, said she enjoyed the park’s into the park fo^just $10 Keg Suff Writer aJl love scoobic doobics.” Are they trying to "Salute to the Stars” show more ular admission is $J4 50 Once tell us something? I really can’t point out any than anything else She felt the Oh no, not that tape again! It can really be­ inside the gate all rides and other superior songs because they arc all so come a drag facing those same musical choices consistently good. over and over again Any song or record gets to “ Paradise Island” shows rhe band leaving Campus films be boring after a few million listenings I’m sure their jazz influence slightly, in order to rock you know that fact as well as l do. It's about and roll a little more. "Into the Night’’ time to wipe the slate clean and dive into some­ feature favorites proves this fact. It grabs your interest im­ thing new. a group called Lake mediately, mellows you temporarily, then Lake has been putting out fresh, and enlight­ kicks in for another blow. “Hopeless Love’’ tells SHELLY MAURER ening music for the last five years. They have re about something we have ali experienced, being Suff Writer .Many students feel, however, leased four albums entitled "Lake I, Lake II, that if one of the Student Se­ head over heels in lpvc with someone that could Paradise Island." and most recently “Ouch.” care less about us. Another song, “So Glad In a recent survey , student* nates movies were shown on a This music will soothe the most savage of to be here” has “ Lake" singing about being movie requests showed a high weekday, they would be more beasts. Its harmonies and subtle jazz influence happy to be alive anti playing music. likely to go see it preference towards comedy naturally relax you. ! know that there has been “ I.ake’*” latest album, ‘’Ouch" wsa just a/tt/ •- fit mm. W i t h t h e tvitrt a m ervlc more of a few time* when I ake's music has s released last year. It brings them back to emphasis being on these two this year, the Student Senate switched a bad mood into a good mood. The plzying laid back jazz. “Come on Home" and styles, students seem to be very has been able to chose first rate music is spirited and uplifting No, not in the "Living for Today’ are good examples of this. pleased with this years selec­ movies. religous sense, but in the sense of it being cheer­ "Amigo” hzs to there most serene song. All tion of movies. "There is a Lee Irish, head of program­ ful music. Let’s take a look at their albums. it really features is the singer andviccompanying very good choice said one ming said, "We have put a lot “ Lake I” was released about five years ago. guitar work. On the other hand,"Ilit your student. of time into the selection of In my opinion, this is the group’s best album, Mama” has to be their rowdiest song. This The Student Senate had to movies.” even though all their albums arc of equal quality. compete with housing movies The Senate does not make One song, “Time Bomb,” was played on WI.S in song contains some awfully heavy guitar work last year, housing having the money on these movies, rather Chicago a few years back. This song introduced for this group. The lead singer seems so cheerful advantage with their movies be it is 2 way for them to pro- me to the group. Another song,"Key- to the about hitting his mama. I wonder why he should ing free and also rating above mote the students interest. Rhyme,” shows them In their best form with be so cheerful about that? the Senate’s movies. If this semester goes well with flowing harmonics. Also, the song pushes the "Lake’’ is a group that hasn’t received the This year the two sat down to the movies, the Senate has an lead singers voice to the limit. “ Between the attention they deserve. Any of their albums arrive upon a compromise agreement with the movie Lines’* is a rambling and laid back song that would be a good buy if anyone wanted some llosuing would show second company to show "Raiders of flows beautifully all the way to its ending. meaningful relaxing music. Here is a point of rate films, as well as allowing the Lost Ark" next semester. "Lake II” presents the band in a slightly interest for you guys. "Lake” makes nice the Senate to schdulc their mo­ With students so pleased with jaz/ier mood. The best song on the album is mood music, if you catch my drift. Isn’t it time vies on weekends, while the good selection of movies "Scoobic Doubles'” which deals with the subject to dive into a different "Lake” for a change Housing would show theirs on this year, it seems that ali will of drug abuse in the song’s lyrics The song ends of pace? weckmghts. go on as tentatively planned.

Tired of greasy pizza from you know NORTHTOWN rmuKto- < MM 3Aj.i412/= places tc go, where? Starts Friday Double feature R TRY PRANKS ZAPPED and PARADISE things to do . . Standale Pizza 6 Specialty Shop I Sept. 22 Movie—"The 10 p jn . Return of the Pizza — Subs — Pizza Subs 1 QUAD Pink Panther." sew Str«*f at I sw ^v. 949 4(80 J 102 Menitoe . 'Someth tog unique ZAPPED AND *Whs!s Wheat cr Sept. 22 Concert—B.B. and Delicious tor White Crust White Bun 8 p.m. K in g . OeVo* Hell ANNIE pg PARADISE r • in r M“-ir • •Hot or Cold Those who went G.R. Pina Items in A • I f X 24" Party •Real Subs Sept. 22 National Touring Convenient To Eat Ptata (2 hr*, noflea Meatball OFFICER AND B 3 p m. Company of Second Smug! Style. 1 LOVE YOU Unrated required) A GENTLEMAN — .... • Thick Cruel Avail TuHtmj strong Theatre. ■Me Vegetarian Sept. 24 Concert—Willie Ham a Swns 8 30 p .m. Nelson. Field S’ Mwttle Special House. Sept 2 4 .2 5 4209 Loke Michigan Dr.. Stondole 'Did You Ever?”- ARDEN’S Stage 3 production. (Next to McDonald s) 450-1255 C.C. Theatre. PHOTO-MART/AUDIO-VISUAL Sept 25 Visa - Mastercard Accepted! 10% Discount Tues.-Thurs. with Poo thoil—home geme GVSC vs. Student ID. Sorry — combinations of discounts not allowed. 1000 WEST FULTON Central Sate. Coll oheod for fost service GRAND RAPIDS. MICHIGAN 49504 Sept. 27 Meeting—Pi Sigma 4 p jn. Epsilon-eeiae end PHONE 456-7861 marketing. 122 Lake Huron Hail. the lanthorn-September 23. 1982. page 11 Grand Valley Spectacular promises a memorable week Since the new multi purpose If you’re wondering why Sep band at the last moment, the celebrated along with the intro arena has the second larges; seat GREG PETERSON tember *0th is a bit void of ac planning committee decided to duction of the people mstrumen Staff Writer tivities at night, the reason is postpone until another major act mg capacity in western Michigan tai to its success that the rock group Santana had could be found (its 6.300 capacity being surpas Wednesday. Sept 29 sed only b\ Wings Stadium) thev It has been four yean in the been planned for that spot, but Groups being sought include Tours. 9a m. 8p.m. plan on having four or more of making. Slowly, from the dust they cancelled John Cougar. Jefferson Starship Special Student Day. Every one these big name act* a year of a collapsed dome, and with Instead of substituting a lesser and Peter Gabriel of the 30,000 people who passed 14 5 million dollars, a new and the ACT test last year have been spectacular fieidhouse has a riser. invited to have coffee and Squeeze: a reservoir of sound And now. to commemorate this doughnuts in the morning. rhe main force behind Squeeze is propelled opening, arc lO days of thrills, They will be introduced to Sound/ By T. P. by singer, composer, guitarist Glen Iilbrook and excitement and celebration President Lubbers and then giv lyricist, guitarist (3iris Difford Ihc two have A task force comprised of ad cn a tour of the campus. I hey For Squeeze the summer of 82 was a con been compared to l-ennon-McCartnev. as well ministration, students and staff, then have the option to attcnJ (jucring one The release of their latest I P Sw ets to Simon and Garfunkcl for their sensitive sculpt headed by Art Mill, has been any class or activity of interest from A Stranger (AM), followed by an American cr.ng of songs working since December to in to them And. from 3 5p rn.. tour which mclu.ieJ a 20.000 date at Madison The latest member to join the ranks is key- sure that the festivities include they will have the opportunity Square Garden and a 15.000 open air show in boardist Don Sn«.w He replaces . something for even one to partake in rhe fiddhousc fes I. A. proved to m any'that Squeeze is worth a who penned and sang summer 8 I s smash Following is a list of activities uvities. great ileal of listening. “Tempted.’’ ( arrack left the group t<> tour with 12 noon. Intramural demon Sweets from 1 \ frjnger, the bands fifth, last winter anil has since gone solo Friday. Sept 24 strations has a strong array of material Ihc first single .ind released a I P entitled Suburban Voodoo, fours, 9a.m. 6p.m. 7p.m.. Human Performance released is “Black Coffee in Beil” which is one of (Epic). Original keyboardist Jools Holland is in Students, faculty, and adminis Lab and Demonstration the finest Squeeze stings ever. Ihc tunc features the news again with his new band and album tration give guided tours to show- 7p.m.. Gymnastic Demonstra­ some great harmonizing by Elvis Costello. ” Ihc Millionaires " off the new facility. tion. Over the last two years Flvis and Squeeze It is evident that Squeeze is quite confident 8 30p.m.. Willie Nelson con 8p.m., Varsity Volleyball: have collalnirated on various vynais. Costfiio in their current line up as well as their Latest ef cert. GVSC vs. Aquinas coproduced Squeeze s 81 release l ast Shie Story forts. The tour, (their ninth) was complete success Saturday. Sept. 25 Thursday. Sept 30 while Squeeze frontman t«lcn Iilbrook sang on and their album is ranked at 26 and still climbing. 12-noon. Lunch for band par lours. 9am. 6p.m. Costellos ‘From a Whisper to a Scream’’ on the Squeeze is great relief from the same ol’ stuff ents. contractors and workers 12-noon, Intramural Demon lrust I P on the radio these days so try a bit 1 30; GVSC Central football strations. game. Friday. Oct 1 A half-time extravaganza with Tours. 9a.m. 8p.m. several hundred band members Heart Association Clinic Dis­ from area high schools and our cussion and demonstrations on F A M IL Y D A Y own Lakers march together everything from heart health to under the direction of Bill Root CPR. ACTIVITIES Sunday, Sept. 26 7:30p.m. 3a.m.; Spirits of Tours. 2p.m. 8p.m Sports Moonlighter * 3a ifil Monday, Sept. 27 Billed as an all night, all sports Tours. 9a.m. 8p.m. and games event with dancing 1 — Ip.m.i Dance Master 8p.m.,9p.m. and 10p.m., Syn­ Class. chronized swimmingvlemonstra- New York-based John Parks tion. Free to all O CTO BER 1982 gives a lecture and demonstra Saturday. Oct 2 tion open to the public on a first Tours, 9a.m. 5p.m. come, first serve basis. 11a.m.; l^nsing Guest and 9 a.m. Field House Tours 12-moon. Intramural demon­ Foundation Brunch. Location: F^ield House Office strations. The Governor of Michigan, 10 a.m. Residence Halls Open House Begins Students arc invited and, in members of his staff and the deed, encouraged to participate legislature who had a part in the 10 a . m . -10:45 a.m Registration (purchase tickets) — in volleyball, basketball, track construction of the fieidhouse Campus Center Lobby and swimming. are invited for brunch in the Refreshments (free) Campus Center 8p.m.; Dance performance. Campus Center. John Parks shows his mastery of 11:30; Athletic directors, Lobby modern dance. Free to the pub­ coaches, and parents lunch on a Jazz Band Performance — Campus lic. genuine GVSC frisbcc that will Center Mainsail Lounge Tuesday, Sept. 28 provide a fun and useful momen- Tours, 9a.m.— 6p.m. to for years to come. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. GVS Bookstore Open 12-noon; Intramural demon­ 12 :3 0 -lp m.; Dedication Cere­ 10:45 a.m.*ll:15 a.m. Informal discussion with GVS strations. mony. President Arend D. Lubbers and 7p.m., 8p.m. and 9p.m.; Hu­ Bncf and interesting words of man Performance Lab and Dem­ appreciation from the president Dean of Students Linda C. Johnson • onstration. and board members Campus Center Mainsail Lounge Have a sneaking suspicion that 1.30; GVSC vs. Wayne State 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Picnic Luncheon - Field House you're just a tail bit out of football game. Field House Dedication - Field House shape, or just falling apart com­ 4p.m.; post-game reception. 12:40 p.m.-1:10 p.m. pletely? Well. Jim Scott is here 4 30; GVSC vs. Wayne State Gymnasium to help you find out. Devices to varsity volleyball game. Football Game - GVS vs. Wayne measure fitness include a small 1:30 p.m.-4 p.m. Sunday. Oct. 3 State - Arend D. Lubbers Stadium pool to determine percentage of Tours. 2p.m. 8p.m. body fat and machines to rate Festival ot Praise. 4 p.m.-5:30 p.m. Post-Game Reception - Field House muscle tone and breathing capa Maynard Klein conducts a Lobby city. massed choir comprised of six Refreshments (free) * Field House 8p.m.. Grand Rapids Sym­ large, area choirs and our own phony Pops Concert GVSC singers. A total of 300 Lobby Brought to you in traditional voices will ling many songi. 4 p.m.-o:id p.m. Women s Volleyball Game - GVS vs. caberct style including “The Battle Hymn of Wayne State - Field House Soft drinks, wine, crackers and the Republic.’’ I hey will be cheese will be served to intimate accompanied by an instrumental Gymnasium table settings while the sym­ group and a large organ. The 5 p.m. Field House Tours - Location: Field phony strikes up such upbeat event is sponsored by the GVSC runes as “Porgy and Bess. House Office College Mmstry “Theme fro m Superman. I he 1812 Overture.*' "Rhapsody in So. there you have it. there we SPONSORED BY Blue. ’ and “Stars and Stripes all have it, the schedule for the Forever." As an additional bo­ Grand Valley Spectacular, There STUDENT ACTIVITIES nus. 10 years of public service will be plenty of exciting and en­ by WGVC Channel 35 will be joyable times to be had bv all tfw l*n thorn-September 23,1982, page 12

Laker Gridaer trounce Huskies 44-7

? % • V c •• 2M <* I an thorn/randy a. auttin-cardona ■$ c C• Quarterback Jim Lynch dance* around a St. Cloud defender. The Lakers 'clouded* the Huskies day | with a 44-7 lashing. Jim Lynch tied Dave Qumley's record for the most touchdowns thrown in a f game connecting on four scoring strikes. The victory evened Grand Valley's season mark at 1-1.

AL WOODCOX Luckstcad had six receptions Said Coach Harkema. “Central Sports Writer for 147 yards and a touchdown. State has some big athletes. Well Chadwick caught fisc for 112 need efficiency in what we do, After Grand Valley's season yards and a pair of TD’s. while and if we can execute wc'U do opening loss to Western Michigan I licks snared two catches for 35 well”. Central State’s only ioss Kerry Hicks nabs a Lynch pass in the end zone for six. University on September 4, there yards and one score. this year was to Tennessee State, was nothing for the i.aker Squad The pass-happy Huskies gained 34 0. lantborn/ranciy a. austincardona to do hut buckle down and 275 yards in the air, but were prepare for their next opportu­ held to only 18 net rushing yards nity. by the Laker defense. “Kandy Last Saturday, at Lubbers Pichan had another good game. Stadium. that opportunity Overall, our defense played very bceamc reality, as GVS trounced well,’’ llarkema said Cloud State of Minnesota Brian Rates notched CiV’s 44 7 Performing before the home initial score of the game, going fans for the first time in 1982, over from four yards out early in the team minimized mistakes, the first quarter, following a drive exhibited and rxplosnc offense of 58 yards Randy Spangler was and a fine defense. good on a 19 s ard field goal later Laker quarterback Jim m the first half and soon after, Lynch was in top form against St Cloud got their only score the Huskies, completing 16 of 28 of the game. passes for 3 38 \ ards and four Quarterback Tom Nelson hit touchdowns m onlv three quarters split receiver Trent Johnson on of play the 35. Johnson outraccd three Incidentally, Lynch's aerial ljkcr defenders for a 6 3-yard Who's got the ball? Stan Snider (72) doesn't care, he's going to throw a block despite the fact that yardage total vs as only nine yards touchdown play . This proved to Mike Brown (31) has already hit the ground. shy of former Grand Valley be Grand Valley s only defensive quarterback Dave (Juinley's single- lapse of the contest, as they shut game passing record of 347 the door on the Huskies’ offensive Cross country squad ousted yards. Head coach Jim llarkema attack the rest of the way. GV said of his sophomore QB. “He trot two more TD's to make the by Hillsdale College plavrd quite well He came on as count 23-7 at halftime. the game progressed.’’ Second half action belonged KEVIN GRIFFITH Individually. John Adams came 27 and Dave Lodes, the fifth 1 for tile game, the leaker solely to Grand Valley, as the home Sports Writer in first overall with a time of 26 Laker in. was thirteenth overall offense totaled 603 yards, with squad got scores on touchdown 19. The next I-akcr in was Rich with a time of 27.58 263 on the ground Tailback passes from Lynch to both The Laker football squad was Christcnensen, who finished “We didn't run as well as last Brian Jones led the team in Chadwick and Luckstcad in the not the only team that did weii sixth overall with a time of week in the one through five rushing with 72 yaids on 13 third quarter. Saturday. Grand Valley’s Cross 26.52. spots,” commented Ginger.‘The carries. Fullback Brian Bates had At 10 30 of the fourth quarter Country team also L»ircJ well, “I was very pleased with John course at Hillsdale was totally a four-yard touchdown run in the freshman fullback John Smolcn running to a close scconJ place Adam's first place finish, he ran different. It was very rocky and first quarter, and blocked well electrified the crowd with a finish in the Hillsdale Invita­ a good , strong race. Rich Chris- the wet ground caused slippery throughout the game. 50-yard touchdown run for the tional tenensen also ran well, improv­ footing.” GVSC’s pass receivers found game's final score. ing from last week to come Looking ahead to next week's the open areas and really held Audio and video stimulation Hillsdale, Grand Valley, and in second for us.’’Coach William dual meet at Ferris State. Ginger onto the ball m this one. Said will be on tap for fans in at­ Wayne State parttewpted in the Ginger mentioned. warned , “Ferns is going to be a Harkema. “sKr receivers played tendance at this Saturday's game meet which Hillsdale won with a Mike C'arrigan came in next better team than what we saw m particularis well. Luckstcad and (Band Day > at Lubbers Stadium. score of 28 Grand Valley was a for the Lakers, placing ninth last week's meet. We had better rhaduick had some kes catches The Laker*' opponent will be close second with 39 points, and • ■sorall ssith a time of 27.15 be careful and Kerry Hicks did well at Central State of Ohio (2-1 on Wayne State was last with 57 jim ! it mu elm an took a tenth Starting time for the meet is tight-end.** the season). points. place finish with a time of 27. set for 11 00 a.m the ianthocn-September 23,1982, page 13 Rubick succeeds NFL dream with Lions

su e shai H now he can show them (coaches) what he can do.” Sports Editor ‘‘lie's my biggest fan. ’ laughed Rob Rubick isn’t expecting miracles this season, patiently waiting I .awrcncc Kubick set four goals four his son Rob when he was as the majorilc of rookies do. "I want to get through this season just a freshman sapling on his way to Allendale. Michigan and healthv. without any injuries In my second season maybe get in Grand Valley's football program. more time and play a little,” commented Rubick “I :old Rob that ;r. his freshman year not to quit the squad and The former I.aker record setter is not unfamiliar to injuries, to stick out the year.” remarked Lawrence Rubick. “In his second suffering torn ligaments in his knee in the last game of the season year I wanted him to make the traveling sjuad, his third year may­ against Ferris State. Grand Valley trainer Doc Woods and a be play a little and as a senior, start for Grand Valley.” talented team of doctors aided in Rubick*' iccvVcry, enabling ” Rob by far exceeded those goals.” laughed Lawrence Rubick. Rubick to enter the Ijons' camp at 100 percent "Wc didn't really know how good he was. Many parents feel their Although initially awed by his colleagues. Rubick views pro­ boy is better than he actually is but with Rob it was the opposite, fessional football players as ordinary people. “Lining up against he was better than I had expected.” someone like Dave Purcfoy . who I admired and followed when he Indeed, Rob Rubick, Grand Valley’s jifteu tight end surprised played for the Green Bay Packers was definitely a thrill," said many after being selected in the 13th round of the NFL 1982 Rubick. ‘‘At first I was in awe to play with them but after * while draft by Detroit ind turned more heads after permanently you realize they are just good guys ” donning a Lions’ uniform. Continued Rubick, "In professional football, you see these guys ”1 was very happy to make the squad.” commented Rob on TV and they are idolized and put on pedestals when they are "Although 1 think it was more of a shock when I found out I just people doing a different job." was drafted. As time went on during the pre-season and exhibioon Rubicks' introduction to the NFL is not with out a certain games I thought I had about a 75 percent chance to make the amount of obscurity as he commented on the NFL strike ”1 have team.” my own feelings about the strike but I will go with the majority,” Rubick entered the i-ions' training camp as callow as the rest Rubick said. *' 1 will say that we are looking for better pension of the rookies but rapidly grasped the mental aspect of professional bcnctits. Most of the players have families, houses, and kids to football and excelled in the physical sector of the rigorous sport support ” boosting Rubick to the third tight end spot. Says Rubick, ”In the Fnough said about the strike, both Rubick and his father lauded first week of camp I was up against five tight ends ! was able to get (.rami V alley's football program and head coach Jim llarkema ahead catching on mentally to the game quicker than some of the Said Lawrence Rubick. “Jim llarkema is a tremendous coach, the others. In our scrimmage against the Clevland Browns 1 did well man is fantastic. Whenever I hear a boy out of high school talk blocking and caught a couple hf passes which moved me to the about college ball 111 talk and arm and a leg off to have them plav third tight end position. Monte (Clark) had told be that because of for Jim." rh e voungcr Rubick agreed. ” 1 think tlie coaching staff the roster extension (from 45 to 49 players) my chances were good Grand Valley has at that level is the finest in the coumn With the in making the team,” explained the Lion rookie. group wc have out there I think more people should sit back and An injury to veteran Ulysses Norris enabled Rubick to get in a recognize (.rand Valley’s program Why go to l of M or MSI when significant amount of playing time during pre-season, allowing you can drive 15 miles and see fine football.” Rubick to display his football talents. Norris, who has recovered 'Rob was a particularly good player,” said llarkema, obviously 100 percent, regained his starting position as expected, along with flattered bv the Rubicks' remarks “The program was a great tight end David I lill. experience for him and it's fun for us to sec Rob make the pros 1 Rubick followers saw number 84 throw a decent block in the just hope that the other kids by the same measure, can play in our lions' opener against the Chicago Bears anil make a crushing tackle program and not expect to make the pros but still feel positive A familiar sight of the past, Rob on the special teams this past Sunday against the Los Angeles about playing If that can happen, it will make us feel real good.” Rubick (82) celebrates one of hii Rams. Remarked Rubick about his first NFL tackle, ”1 wondered many touchdowns with J«f1 Chadwick how long it would be before I got in my first tackle. 1 was more Sports Editors Note: i'ormer Grand Valley ijua ter back Steve (86). The former Grand Valley tight comfortble running down the field after that.” \Ucbuta, who was cut by the Clevland Browns has been contacted end can now be seen wearing number "Now that he has made the team... I’m waiting for him to make by the US hi (United States Football league), which is reported to 84 for the Detroit Lions. his first catch,” said Lawrence Rubick. "The hardest part is over, get underway tn February of 19R3 Lady netters spike back

MALLORY T. MITCHELL, Jr. l-akers showed poise as they women were knocked out of the Sports Writer wrapped up a victory. semi-finals by Parkside, 2-0 The outstanding start “Wc just didn’t play as well as If this past week was any earned into the University of we did in the prehminanes," indication of how good the Wisconsin Invitational as the explained coach Boand. How­ GVSC womens volleyball Inkers came of the bus winning ever the women did manage to team will play this season, the their first game. The iakers win four out of their five women have a chance in winning went on to take third place matches to improve their their conference behind host Parkside. The see !.ady Netters, page 16 Tuesday night the women lenthom/sheUa smitfi totally dominated Siena Heights College in their home opener. Led by the brilliant play of Mary Fox and Jane Johnson, the women won in three staright games; 15-3, 15-5, 15-10. The third game was made close because after the starting five leakers had streaked% to a 10-4 lead, coach Joan Boand decided to let her freshmen get experience in closing games out. Although Siena closed to within one, the young

left photo) Karan Mohr (4) and Sua Joint reach for the sky attempting a block, (right phoio) The woman leave the court with smiles after defeating Siena Heights College 15-3.1*6.16*10. •ntfiamAfcatfa amith the lanthofn-Septmeber 23, 1982, page 14 Onside with the Lakers

NFL Strike . . . here we go again

lions of dollars . . . what’s the limit . . . is there a limit? $$$ Here we go again A major factor in the unions’ argument that I didn't The sky is getting pretty crowded. As Rojannah Rosannah Dannah would say. "If it’s mention before is the $2 billion television contract over -n>- union arvue that the average salary of a not one thing it’s another . . . if it s not basebaii it s the next rive years with ABC. NBC, and CBS. ■ r / '** o professional football player is a mere $90,000, far less football.'’ According to an article in Time Magazine (April 5, than professional baseball and basketball players make. The National Football leagues strike definitely 1982). the owners of the Denver Broncos paid S30 Gee (not the word I prefer to use), only $90,000 dampened the spirits of ardent professional gndder million for the team in 1981, the new TV payments fans. Some of us, myself including, have been ignoring alone will more than cover the cost in three years. Time a year, my heart goes out to them. lyTt's forget a minute about professional basketball rhe p re-strike talk, hoping that maybe something would quoted F.d Garvey, chief of the Players Association as and baseball salaries, whenever I see pictures of Reggie be settled . . wishful thinking. saying "Under the current labor structures, a team Jackson walking around in a fur coat in the middle of The strike, however, is reality and until something is could conceivably make a S4 million or $5 million profit July, I want to throw-up. I could care less how good agreed upon, we’ll be stuck watching Canadian football. they might be, baseball and basketball earnings are ri­ Super Bowl highlights and Micky Rooney and Judy diculous which is another issue in itself. Garland reruns. If that’s the case, no picture tube is going to enlighten let's look it the $90,000 the average pro football J makes. Ninety thousand can buy a lot of elbow pads. my TV screen on Sunday. Here's a mn down on the stike, plain and simple: The whole thing is getting out of hand and as usual it’s the fans who suffer. If it wasn t for the fans, there professional football players are seeking a large wouldn’t be a National Football league and there wouldn’t be $90,000 a year to complain about. We've chunk of the earnings rakeJ in by the owners. become the bargaining power for professional sports. The players union is asking for $1.6 billion in Up until now, you probably think I’m in favor of owners. Actually, that’s not so. If I had to choose salaries over the next four years. between the two I'd give the money to the players Actually, 1 think they should give the $1.6 billion to The Management offered the players SI 6 billion college students who will be lucky to earn $9,000 after truer the next five years. Cash bonuses were to be given to players ranging from S10.000 for a rookie to four years of school $100,000 for a ten yejr veteran It’s just that the digits in professional sports have become mind boggling. The ethics of professional sports The V/ / players union rejected rhe offer on Sept has boiled down to the almighty dollar sign. ember ft next year with uui selling one ticket The players are seeking a fixed percentage (not Some say give the players what they want so long as Monday. September 20. the Satwnal lootball necccssarily the original 5 5 percent figure) to be given to the show goes on. Obviously, if the players union doesn’t get what they watit. or pretty darn close, there l eague players went on strike players based on years of service, playing time, parti­ cipation! in play-offs, bowl games, etc. wop’t be any show. It kind of takes all the fun out foot­ In cast- you were wondering, the players union didn’t Actually. I’m sick of all strike talks of late in profes­ ball After awhile you say, "who cares?’’ wake up one morning and say, "Hey, the guys upstairs sional sports. Money, money, money. What ever For many of us, the football strike may be a blessing arc making all the bucks and we re down here getting happened to "Play Ball!" It’s not just money we’re in disguise. If the strike lasts long enough, 1 just might pass my math class afterall. all the bpii'cs, we want more money talking about but the big dollar sign, millions and bil­ t

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performanc* in the U of M This weekend the women Invitational will travel to Ferris State to compete in the Ferris Invitat­ Coach Boand chose to only ional "Although I like to win take two freshmen to the every time we play, I won't be 2412$ Fri./SaL Volleyball at Ferris Stat* tournament, however she stated uspet if we lose to Ferris this that the arrangement wrxjld not weekend as long as we beat them 11:00 *jn. be permanent. The two who at the end of October," stated September 25 Saturday Crow Country et Fmris State did make the trip. Chris Stream coach Boand. as she looks io the and Pat Wischmeyer, only first time the lakers will face September 25 Saturday * Football v*. Central State of Ohio 1:30 p.m. played sparingly. Ferris in a conference game. *Soceer Club vt. Northwood Institute 4:00 p.m. 1 Sports Notices 8 : 0 0 p . m __ - - * — " ■ —— — 'Moonlighter' Sign-ups

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