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Woman TONIGHT'S TELEVISION APRIL 19, 2012 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 12 AM 12:30 can’t take BROADCAST CHANNELS WSAZ Wheel of Jeopardy! Community 30 Rock The Office Parks "Live Awake WSAZ :35 The Tonight Show :35 NBC Fortune Ammo" "Nightswimming" (N) News With Jay Leno LateNight ex’s trash WLPX Cold Case "Sanctuary" Cold Case "One Night" C old Case "Superstar" Criminal Minds Criminal Minds "Cradle Criminal Minds "The ION "Hopeless" to Grave" Eyes Have It" Eye for An Crime ! Chill Factor (1990) Carrie Snodgress, Paul Paid Paid Fearless Singers & Of Love & Betrayal talk about TV-10 Eye Strike Williams. 'TVPG' Program Program Music Songs (1995) 'TVPG' WCHS Judge Judy Entertainm Missing "A Busy Grey's Anatomy "The Scandal "Hell Hath No Eyewitness :35 News Jimmy Kimmel Live girlfriend ABC ent Tonight Solitude" (N) Girl With No Name" (N) Fury" (N) News Nightline WVAH Two and a Big Bang American Idol "1 Voted Touch "Lost and Found" Eyewitness News at 10 The Excused Ray "Who's Paid Dear Abby: My ex-hus- FOX Half Men Theory Off" (N) (N) p.m. Simpsons Next?" Program band likes to call to ask me WOWK 13 News at Inside Big Bang Rules of Person of Interest The Mentalist "Blood News 13 at :35 The Late Show With :35 LateLate for advice. Our most recent CBS 7:00 p.m. Edition Theory Engage. "Super" and Sand" 11:00 p.m. David Letterman Show (N) conversation was in regard WKYT Wheel of Jeopardy! Big Bang Rules of Person of Interest The Mentalist "Blood 27 :35 The Late Show With :35 LateLate to his girlfriend and her CBS Fortune Theory Engage. "Super" and Sand" NewsFirst David Letterman Show (N) sexual past, which he knew WHCP Met Your Met Your The Vampire Diaries The Secret Circle Seinf. "The Seinfeld The Office The Office 30 Rock 30 Rock about before they started CW Mother Mother "Heart of Darkness" (N) "Crystal" (N) Boyfriend" "The Duel" dating. He now disapproves WTSF The Jewish John Hagee Rod Parsley Joni Lamb Celebration Robert Kolenda & Gary and Kenneth Life Today Enjoying IND Jesus Ministries Morris Bonnke Drenda Copeland J.Robison Life of her history and he began calling her unpleasant PUBLIC TELEVISION PBS NewsHour Antiques Rd. "Atlanta Doc Martin "Born With a Lidia Celebrates BBC World Kentucky GED Louisville names. He tells me he de- KET (Hour One)" 1/3 (N) Shotgun" America News Life Connection Life serves better but intends to PBS NewsHour Doctors on Law Works Rosemary and Thyme Hustle Charlie Rose Tavis Tavis

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Water on the elbow comes from swollen bursa Dear Dr. Donohue: I fell Here, be- of fluid into the bursa. Ever with an elastic bandage. My wife is 78, 5 feet 4 son, most medicines have a on concrete last month and hind the hear of housemaid’s knee? Your doctor can drain flu- inches tall and weighs 128 wide degree of latitude broke one arm and bruised elbow, It’s swelling of the knee id out of the bursa and in- pounds. A neighbor lady is when it comes to over- and the other. Now the arm that they pro- that housemaids get from ject it with cortisone to ease 73, 5 feet 7 inches tall and underdosage. A person's wasn’t broken has a big wa- tect the scrubbing floors. You have inflammation. weighs 249 pounds. Both metabolism and intestinal ter blister on the elbow. It skin the elbow equivalent. Is it serious? If it hurts take the same physician- absorption also influence feels like it’s filled with liq- when the Trauma isn't the only most of the time or if it’s prescribed medication for the dosage of drug a person uid. Every now and then, it elbow cause of bursitis, as this con- hot and red, it’s serious. hypertension and COPD — gets. hurts. Do you think it’s seri- PAUL bends dition is called. The medical Dear Dr. Donohue: I am a at the same dose. For medicines that do not ous? — C.A. and term is olecranon bursitis, 78-year-old male, 6 feet tall Are larger people under- have such wide latitude of DEAR C.A.: If my diagno- DONOHUE straight- elbow bursitis. Rheumatoid and weighing 173 pounds. medicated and smaller peo- safety, more precise calcula- sis is correct, you have a flu- Syndicated ens. You arthritis and gout cause it, My 18-year-old granddaugh- ple overmedicated? — G.H. tion of doses is a must. That’s id-filled bursa. The body columnist irritated too. People who rest their el- ter is 5 feet tall and weighs Dear G.H.: Body size and what’s done with chemother- has hundreds of bursas. the elbow bows on a desk for long peri- 113 pounds. Both of us take age are two factors that do apy drugs, for example. They’re strategically placed when you hit the ground. ods also come down with it. an occasional over-the- influence the level of med- DR. PAUL DONOHUE can be near joints to cut down fric- It’s inflamed, and inflam- Early treatment is rest, counter allergy-relief cap- ication a person absorbs reached at P.O. Box 536475, Orlando, tion when the joint moves. mation brings an infusion ice and wrapping the elbow sule — in the same dose. and circulates. For this rea- FL 32853-6475 or rbmamall.com.