April 2007 Sketch of 200 Crichton by Burgh artist Ana Irondo de Bryson. www.newedinburgh.ca Deal or No Deal Annual Plant Sale The Crichton School Deal Set for Saturday, May 12th May 2007 Court Hearing By Johan Rudnick those efforts were unsuccess- came to close the deal, govern- at the Stanley Park Field House After years of difficulties ful, the school board was per- ment funding was not avail- between the Crichton Cultural suaded to sell the building to able. So in May 2000, Community Centre (CCCC) the community before it was Charlesfort agreed to provide and the School of Dance put on the open market. The one-year interim financing and 8 am to 4 pm (TSOD) management, the CCCC was formed to buy the TSOD management negotiated deals that were made for the building and keep it in public a deal with the CCCC whereby purchase and use of the build- use as a cultural and communi- TSOD took over the purchase ing are finally making their ty centre. The deal included of the building. As part of the way to court. In May, the court Charlesfort as the property arrangements, the CCCC was is expected to determine what developer and the School of to get a classroom on the first the CCCC interest is in the his- Dance as the CCCC’s partner floor, at no cost, and the oppor- toric school building and how to share the building. tunity to buy their share of the it may be sold. The court will With visions of a self-sus- building when government essentially have to answer an taining public/private partner- funding became available. The RIDEAU RIVER CLEANUP DAY ultimate community “deal or ship to establish the centre, the next year, funding from the Sponsored by the Urban Rideau no deal” question. CCCC was bolstered by sup- City did become available. On Back in 1999, the community port and encouragement from behalf of the CCCC, the City Conservationists, NECA and fought hard to stop Crichton all levels of government. the City of Ottawa School from closing. When Unfortunately, when time Continued on page 5 SUNDAY, MAY 13, 2007 (RAIN OR SHINE) Canada and The World Pavilion: The

WANTED: VOLUNTEERS TO Suspense May Soon Be Over CLEAN UP THE SHORE LINE AND By Jane Heintzman the renowned Firestone accessible to the general pub- THE RIVER! Since the time of our last brief Collection of contemporary lic. Twenty years later, the “no news” report in February, Canadian art. This extraordi- Foundation transferred owner- TIME: 10:00 am -1:00 pm the Ottawa Citizen’s Patrick nary collection of more than ship to the City of Ottawa and PLACE: Stanley Park Field House, Dare has proven his superior 1600 works includes works by since then it has been in the 193 Stanley Avenue or Rideau investigative skills and pro- many of Canada’s most distin- care of the Ottawa Art Gallery Tennis Club, 1 Donald Street (at duced two very intriguing arti- guished artists, including (OAG). While works from the River Road) cles on the NCC’s behind-the- members of the Group of collection have been periodi- scenes negotiations on the Seven such as A.Y. Jackson, cally displayed on a rotating AREAS TO BE COVERED: Minto Bridges to beyond future of the Canada and the Arthur Lismer, Lawren Harris, basis at the OAG’s current Cummings Bridge (Field House Group), Cummings Bridge to World Pavilion. The first of A.J. Casson and Franklin headquarters in Arts Court on the Queensway Overpass (Rideau Tennis Club Group). these articles suggested that Carmichael, as well as such Daly Avenue, sadly the the Commission has been other luminaries on the nation- gallery’s current exhibition EQUIPMENT: It’s a mucky job, so dress for the occasion! actively engaged in discus- al scene as Emily Carr, Paul- space has proven inadequate to Wear rubber boots or sturdy, indestructible shoes; work sions with a number of mem- Émile Borduas, Jack Shadbolt the task of bringing this gloves and old clothes. We’ll supply the garbage bags and bers of “the federal family” and Alfred Pellan. remarkable collection fully cleanup equipment. ranging from federal depart- The collection, which is val- into the public domain. ments and agencies to cultural ued at about $11 million, was The OAG has argued that the THE REWARDS! A CLEANER, HEALTHIER, MORE BEAUTIFUL institutions, international non- donated to the Ontario Canada and the World Pavilion RIVER (PLUS REFRESHMENTS AND T-SHIRTS FOR PARTICIPANTS!) governmental groups and for- Heritage Foundation in 1972 is perfectly suited to the pur- eign embassies. by Dr. O.J. Firestone, a former pose of showing off these CONTACTS: Catherine Canning [email protected] At the same time, Mr. Dare University of Ottawa Professor works to best advantage, both Andrew Kerr [email protected] reported that the Ottawa Art of Economics and noted art on account of its existing light- or 613-749-5260 Gallery is vigorously pursuing collector and philanthropist, filled exhibition space and the possibility of buying the and his wife Isobel, in order to because of its prime location GET INVOLVED. THE RIVER CAN’T WAIT! building as exhibit space for ensure that the works remained Continued on page 3 Page 2 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS April 2007 NECA Your NECA Representatives 2006-2007 President Barbara Benoit, 749-5904 [email protected] Secretary Pauline Bogue, 742-6966 [email protected] Island Lodge Liaison Gemma John Jarecsni, 741-9905 [email protected] Treasurer Kerr Carrolyn Johnston, 237-5609 [email protected] Membership Andrew Kerr, 749-5260 [email protected] Webmaster Reports Gemma Kerr, 745-7928 [email protected] President Dilshad Macklem, 746-3951 [email protected] Although this winter was not of thanks to Catherine Canning Gail McEachern, 749-8420 Heritage & Development very severe, it has dragged on a for her leadership and hard bit, and it is good to see spring- work in getting the project up Catherine Mirsky, 741-8967 [email protected] Friends of NE Park time coming. It will not be and running. You can find David Sacks, 740-0650 [email protected] long until Saturday, May 12, more information in the article Ex officio: when our annual park cleanup on page 9. Michael Histed, 741-1660 [email protected] Neighbourhood Watch takes place. As there is a large There has been considerable Joanne Hughes, 745-2742 [email protected] CCCC Program Co-ord. area to cover, I encourage interest recently in the fate of everyone who values and the empty Canada and the Daphne Hope [email protected] Past President enjoys our park to come out World Pavilion on Sussex Madelien Lang, 741-8370 Friends of NE Park Chair and help. Drive. NECA’s main concern Jacques Legendre, 580-2483 [email protected] City Councillor The middle weekend in May is to ensure long-term public Cindy Parkanyi, 745-8734 [email protected] New Edinburgh News will be busy this year, because access to the building, and, Penney Place, 749-6763 [email protected] Community Council Chair we have Rideau River Clean- even more important, to the Johan Rudnik,749-2811 [email protected] CCCC President up Day happening on Sunday Rideau Falls lookout area at Julie Sunday, 744-8224 [email protected] Traffic Calming May 13. Supported by the the side and back of the build- environmental grant that ing. The lookout is the only NECA obtained from the City good land-based viewing loca- late last year, we are expanding tion for this historic and scenic the clean-up to cover the area waterfall which is visited by from Minto Bridges to thousands of Canadians and Hurdman and beyond, and international visitors each year. riverbank volunteers will be Community representatives assisted by a team of canoeists. have recently met with senior The grant has enabled us to staff at the National Capital design a logo, obtain promo- Commission (which owns the tional items, and generate pub- site) to discuss the matter. licity which I hope will bring Details of this meeting can be out a large number of helpers found on the front page of this on the day, and enable us to issue. Check the community expand the clean-up further website for future updates. next year. We owe a huge vote www.newedinburgh.ca NEW EDINBURGH NEWS is published five times a year by the New Edinburgh Community Alliance (NECA) Mailing Address: P.O. Box 74038, Ottawa, K1M 2H9 Publication dates: Oct. 1, Dec. 1, Feb. 1, April 1, June 1 Deadlines: Sept. 10, Nov. 10, Jan. 10, March 10, May 10 Editor: Cindy Parkanyi, 13 Avon Lane Tel: 745-8734, Fax: 745-4766 E-mail: [email protected] Advertising Manager: Pierrette Tousignant, 741-2582 Business Reporter: Jane Heintzman, 741-0276 Breezy Bits Editor: John Jarecsni, 741-9905 Residential Distribution Manager: David Horley, 745-6156 Printed in Renfrew, Ontario by Runge Newspapers, Inc.

NECA MEETINGS: All Welcome All members of the community are welcome at the monthly meetings and are encouraged to volunteer wherever their inter- ests lead them. If there is an item you would like to have dis- cussed, please call Gemma Kerr, President, at 745-7928 to have it put on the agenda. For the forseeable future meetings will be held on Mondays at the Fieldhouse, 193 Stanley. Changes will be posted on bul- letin boards at the Fieldhouse and 200 Crichton. The meeting date is the third Monday of every month at 7:30 pm: April 23, 2007 May 21, 2007 June 18, 2007 (AGM) April 2007 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS Page 3 the Rideau Falls lookout, given serious consideration, Heather Chiasson, Executive broader consultation on the Pavilion... which is the only good land- for example outreach displays Vice-President and Chief future of building, the From page 1 based viewing location for this by either the National Gallery Operating Officer Micheline Commission offered the assur- on the Sussex Drive “Mile of historic and scenic waterfall, or the Museum of Civilization, Dubé, and Manager of Public ance that whichever of the fed- History” overlooking the mag- and a site to which thousands or possibly use as a home for Consultations Sandra Pecek eral possibilities is ultimately nificent and historic Rideau of Canadians and international the National Portrait shortly before we went to press selected, the responsible Falls - an ideal backdrop for visitors are drawn each year”; Gallery…”; and in late March. In the course of department or agency will be the hundreds of paintings and • NECA will “vigorously • Given the special historic the meeting, the Commission expected to undertake an open sketches contained in the process of discussion and con- Firestone Collection. The NCC made clear, however, that its key criteria for considering fed- sultation with the community Despite the attractiveness of eral proposals do include the community’s priorities of maintaining on all the important aspects of the OAG proposal, Mr. Dare’s public access to the Rideau Falls lookout, and preserving the remain- its plan for the site. reports indicated that the NCC Based on our discussions is committed to exhausting the ing parkland in Rideau Falls park. with Ms. Chiasson, Ms. Dubé range of possibilities within and Ms. Pecek, it is entirely “the federal family” before oppose conversion of the and national significance of the confirmed that at this stage of possible that by the time this considering any other options. building for use as an embassy, site, a decision on the future the game, its discussions with article is in readers’ hands, a In light of these reports, com- on the grounds that an use of the Pavilion is of con- prospective new users of the decision on the “winning (fed- bined with underground rum- embassy’s need for security is siderable importance both to facility remain within “the fed- eral) bidder” for the Pavilion blings that strongly indicated incompatible with continued the community and to eral family,” and will do so will already have been that a deal with one of the public access to the Rideau Canadians from all parts of the unless and until all of the fed- announced, as they gave every embassies might be close to Falls Lookout. A similar need country, and “accordingly, we eral options are exhausted - in indication that a deal may be fruition, the community was for security is likely to arise if trust that the National Capital short, the Ottawa Art Gallery close. So stay tuned: in our galvanized into action in late the building is used for office Commission will make every proposal for the City-owned next edition, we’ll be able to February. purposes by a federal depart- effort to seek the views of the Firestone Collection is well depart from the realm of On February 26, NECA ment”; public before arriving at this down the priority list. rumour, and appraise a con- Chair Gemma Kerr wrote to • The Ottawa Art Gallery decision.” The NCC made clear, howev- crete proposal (though we fer- the Acting Chair of the NCC, proposal to use the Pavilion to In effect, the Community’s er, that its key criteria for con- vently hope “concrete” is not a Heather Chiasson, to set out display the Firestone bottom line is twofold: 1) long- sidering federal proposals do central feature of it!) the community’s position on Collection is “worthy of seri- term public access to both the include the community’s prior- the fate of the Pavilion, and to ous consideration by the Pavilion and the site at Rideau ities of maintaining public request a meeting with the National Capital Commission Falls Park must be maintained access to the Rideau Falls Commission to discuss the … and we share the view of (neither an office nor an lookout, and preserving the options. The full text of the let- the OAG and the Mayor of embassy use would be consis- remaining parkland in Rideau ter is posted on the community Ottawa that the Rideau Falls tent with this objective), and 2) Falls park. It is also strongly in Lookout would be a perfect no final decision should be favour of options involving website (www.newedinburgh.ca) but very briefly, Gemma’s spot to showcase works by arrived at without due process, some form of public exhibit arguments were as follows: Canada’s Group of Seven…”; including meaningful consul- which would ensure continu- • The community “strongly • In the event that the NCC tation with the wider commu- ing public access to the opposes any use that would finds itself unable to accept the nity. Pavilion facility itself, though restrict or eliminate long-term proposal from the Ottawa Art In response to Gemma’s let- it was not clear that this is a public access to the Canada Gallery, “we would hope that ter, NECA was invited to meet necessary condition of the and the World Pavilion or to other arts-based uses will be with the NCC’s Acting Chair deal. On the question of a Page 4 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS April 2007 Beechwood would be an A paper copy of this docu- Urban Designer Ottawa City example in New Edinburgh but ment can also be provided at Planning Environment and not Avon Lane nor MacKay your request. Infrastructure Policy Branch Councillor Street. This discussion paper Please provide your com- Department of Planning and outlines criteria for determin- ments to the planner in charge Growth Management Jacques ing which streets may be con- of this project at the address City of Ottawa sidered for upgraded provided below. Your com- 110 Laurier Ave West Legendre streetscape treatment in the ments in response to the pro- 4th floor Reports city. It addresses related posals in the discussion paper Ottawa, Ontario K1P 1J1 issues, such as the burial of will be used to develop the pol- Princess Road for water, sewer and road reha- overhead utility cables, as well icy for the design of special Jacques Legendre Reconstruction bilitation works on Avon Lane as the financing and mainte- streets throughout the city. Councillor, Rideau-Rockcliffe The City of Ottawa is current- and Mackay Street, between nance of such upgrades. It also ly designing a roundabout at Queen Victoria and Dufferin provides standards for the OPEN HOUSE MEETING You can communicate with the intersection of Princess Road. design of such Special Streets. Downtown Location: me at (please include a tele- Avenue, Rockcliffe Parkway, Planning is still in its early The discussion paper can be Tuesday, April 10, 2007 phone number): and Tea House Road. The stages. As soon as some draw- found on the City Website at 3 to 9 p.m. City of Ottawa public meeting initially ings are ready that will useful- the following link. Jean Pigott Place 110 Laurier Avenue West planned for March to review ly illustrate the extent of the English version: Ground Floor Ottawa ON K1P 1J1 the project details has been intended works, especially of http://www.ottawa.ca/public_con- City Hall Tel: 580-2483, Fax: 580-2523 rescheduled to Thursday, April the surface details, affected sult/street_design/index_en.shtml 110 Laurier Avenue West E-mail: 19 at Rockcliffe Park Public residents can expect a public French version: [email protected] http://www.ottawa.ca/public_con- Planner: Web Site: School. The meeting will be in meeting. This consultation Charles Lanktree two parts; from 6:00 pm to with the community will occur sult/street_design/index_fr.shtml www.rideau-rockcliffe.com 7:30 pm in an Open House for- before the designs are finalized mat and from 7:30 pm to 9:30 and well before the actual pm with a formal presentation work begins this summer. from City Staff followed by More details will be provided questions and discourse with a as the design phase progresses. view to reaching a consensus. Street Design Policy – Construction is anticipated Special Streets – Discussion for 2007 on the Roundabout Paper and will include construction This is to advise you that a dis- on Princess Avenue/Lisgar cussion paper has been pre- Road if details can be final- pared for public review with ized. I expect that the public respect to Street Design Policy meeting will discuss both proj- for “Special Streets” in the ects. City of Ottawa. “Special Water, Sewer and Road Streets” can be defined as Rehabilitation on Avon Lane those that rank the highest in and Mackay Street the city for their importance as The 2007 Budget, approved the focus of intensely devel- last February, included funds oped mixed-use corridors. April 2007 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS Page 5 with the CCCC as to how to iour has been able to continue the building will be sold and reconstruct the area to the sat- unabashed. Indeed, what the under what conditions. If the Deal or No Deal ... isfaction of the CCCC. While, CCCC has endured is a string dance school wins, it looks like the CCCC had no use for a of broken deals over the years. From page 1 and offered to continue paying they will walk away with a all the bills, to operate the dance studio, given the dam- Even the best intentions and profit from all the public funds gave TSOD a cheque for building at no cost to the age done, the best use of the efforts of the City, our political that have been invested in the $250,000, which represented CCCC, and account to the space was seen to be a multi- representatives at all levels, building over the years. If the half the purchase price of the CCCC for all revenues and purpose room; TSOD manage- and others to address the diffi- CCCC wins, the community building and gave the CCCC expenses. The CCCC agreed ment did not agree. Part of the culties have been unsuccessful. will be able to enjoy the bene- use of at least the second floor. to this part of the deal but has deal also stipulated that if Frankly, this ‘deal or no deal’ fits of all the public funds that While relations with TSOD never seen a cent from the over TSOD management refused to saga borders on the unbeliev- have been invested in the management were less than $125,000 in rents collected - act, then the CCCC could go able. building over the years. positive prior to May 2001, an amount well in excess of ahead itself and TSOD man- You have one charity, a vol- This is a ‘deal or no deal’ that after TSOD management utilities and reasonable incre- agement would have to pay the unteer not-for-profit group, everyone should pay very received the City funds, rela- mental expenses. To add insult costs. So the CCCC went struggling to keep at least part close attention to. tions got worse. Rather than a to injury, at one point, TSOD ahead and spent almost of a century-old building open As a volunteer-based not- partner, the CCCC found management went so far as to $11,000 and over 200 hours of and available to the communi- for-profit organization our suc- themselves being treated as lit- want the CCCC to pay an volunteer labour just to com- ty. You have another charity, a cess and growth over the years tle more than a glorified tenant imputed salary for a TSOD plete floor construction and not-for-profit dance school, would not have been possible and a very poorly served one at volunteer building manager. repair the remaining walls. To trying to get rid of the commu- without the tremendous efforts that. Over the subsequent few this day, TSOD management nity group and petitioning the of all our volunteers and sup- years, the CCCC has had vari- Community Room refuses to accept responsibility courts to sell the century-old ports. For information on the ous community leaders inter- Settlement Remains for any of the CCCC costs. building. After all the broken CCCC, how you can help, or cede on its behalf. The CCCC Unsettled deals, the court is expected to for updates to the court pro- has attempted to resolve the TSOD management success- When Exclusive Use Means finally decide in May whether ceedings please visit our web- issues through facilitated fully applied for an Ontario ‘No, You Don’t’ Trillium Foundation capital Faced with continuing difficul- or not the CCCC can remain in site at www.crichtonccc.ca. negotiation once, mediation the building and whether or not twice, and has been to court a grant to improve, in part, a ties and a long awaited court number of times. More recent- community room. The prob- resolution, the City imposed a ly, the parties have been in lem was, the community room Management Agreement deal
    arbitration – all to no avail. that TSOD management was in 2004 that set out how the While all this was going on, thinking about, was not the building could continue to   public funds from the federal, CCCC Community Room. operate while the parties head- provincial, and City govern- When this “reference” was ed to the courts. As part of that #       ments did become available – brought to the attention of the deal the CCCC was given #      for capital improvements, fun- Chair of TSOD, he immediate- exclusive use of the Dufferin #   nelled through TSOD. ly offered the CCCC a pay- stairwell to use as its main #    People aware of the difficul- ment of $5,000 to settle the entrance. Notwithstanding ties with TSOD management matter. The CCCC accepted that deal, TSOD management often ask why the CCCC did the settlement deal; to this date has refused to relinquish the not simply take TSOD man- however, TSOD management stairwell to the CCCC. Since agement to court. The simple has not paid it. TSOD management also refus- answer is that at every juncture When Standing Down es to transfer the security con- the community has tried alter- Means Getting Out trols for the stairwell to the nate, less adversarial ways, to Any venture into mediation CCCC (another stipulation of attempt to resolve problems. normally requires the parties to the deal) the CCCC is virtually The City has also been ready to agree to essentially “stand locked out of the stairwell and try and help resolve the diffi- down” and call a truce while in has to continue to make do culties. However, there’s been mediation. By virtue of a con- with the trades entrance at the a never-ending stream of diffi- fidentiality agreement, neither rear of the building, off the culties with TSOD manage- the CCCC nor TSOD manage- laneway, between parked cars. ment – some examples of ment can disclose matters per- When Deals Mean ‘Only If which are worth noting. taining to the City-sponsored You Can Make Me Do It’ A Community Room’s mediation effort to resolve the In the May 2000 deal it was Sunny Position Becomes a CCCC difficulties with TSOD stipulated that the CCCC was Forerunner of Dark Days management. What can be to have free access to the audi- Ahead said is that while the CCCC torium one weekend evening a In May 2000, TSOD manage- and TSOD management were month. TSOD management ment signed a deal with the in mediation, TSOD manage- proceeded to turn the auditori- CCCC to provide the commu- ment unilaterally and without um into a dance studio with nity with a classroom on the prior notice to the CCCC, specialized flooring, thus pre- first floor at no cost. TSOD moved to evict the Physical cluding anyone entering with management then turned Therapy Institute (PTI) from normal footwear. Suffice it to around and put the CCCC in the second floor. say, the CCCC has not availed what was arguably the worst When Breaking It Never itself of the former auditorium room in the building on the Means Having To Pay For It space, useful as that would second floor and with little or The City imposed a have been. In the more recent no sun. The second floor loca- Management Agreement deal 2004 Management Agreement tion essentially killed any in 2004 after TSOD manage- deal there are quite a number hopes for CCCC programming ment forced PTI to vacate, of stipulations that define who for seniors or anyone else with then TSOD management uni- has what and who can do what. access issues. laterally moved into the second Part of that deal stipulates that floor PTI space and demol- the CCCC is to be given four An Accommodation to parking spots. To this day, TSOD One Day Becomes A ished the area to make way for a TSOD dance studio. Acting there are still no parking spots Loss the Next assigned to the CCCC. As a part of the negotiations through the courts and with the for the deal between the City, help of the City, the CCCC Deal or No Deal TSOD, and the CCCC for the forced TSOD management to Looking back at the history of $250,000, TSOD asked to keep “cease and desist.” the difficulties with TSOD collecting all the rents from Subsequently, TSOD manage- management it is hard to second floor artists and tenants ment was required to negotiate understand how their behav- Page 6 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS April 2007 numéro 65. Donc il peut s’é- From the Desk of... couler beaucoup de temps avant que mon projet de loi soit débattu. C'est pourquoi j'ai mentionné être ouvert à ce qu’un collègue me devancent dans l’ordre de préséance ou même si le gouvernement Mauril Bélanger commandite ce projet de loi Member of Parliament for afin qu’il soit décrété plus tôt. Ottawa-Vanier Je vous tiendrai informé. On another matter, Canada I thank the New Edinburgh place for more than 70,000 Lands Company (CLC), the News for the continued oppor- Canadians from all walks of Crown Corporation in charge tunity to share federal news life, faiths and cultures – a tes- of the redevelopment of the and views with constituents of tament to Canada’s rich history Rockcliffe airbase, unveiled a New Edinburgh. Il me fait tou- and cultural diversity. new website dedicated to this jours plaisir de vous écrire par Beechwood was founded in particular development. The le biais du New Edinburgh 1873 and is designated a website address is News pour vous tenir au National Historic Site. It is www.clcrockcliffe.ca. I invite courant des récents développe- home to the National Military you to take a few moments to ments touchant notre commu- Cemetery and the RCMP browse through it, as it con- nauté. National Memorial Cemetery. tains useful information about On February 27, I tabled in It is also the resting place of this important development. In the House of Commons an Act many distinguished Canadians, addition to that, I would like to to establish Beechwood including a prime minister, Sir inform you that the 3rd Public Cemetery as the National Robert Borden, public Open House is scheduled to Cemetery of Canada. The Act Medicare pioneer Tommy take place tentatively on was seconded by Royal Douglas, Governor General Thursday, May 10 2007 at the Galipeau, MP for Ramon Hnatyshyn, military Aviation Museum at 5:30 pm. Ottawa–Orléans and supported heroes, poets and statesmen. As in previous public meet- by Paul Dewar, MP for Ottawa Beechwood is governed by ings, I am confident that the Centre. It was an honour for The Beechwood Cemetery people of New Edinburgh and me to table in the House of Foundation, a federal non- surrounding communities will Commons a bill that will rec- profit corporation that is also a participate in large numbers. ognize Beechwood Cemetery registered Canadian charity. La prochaine réunion as a place of national signifi- Ce projet de loi entre dans la publique traitant du cance for Ottawa and for catégorie des projets de loi développement de l’ancienne Canada. Establishing a émanant des députés et suit base des Forces canadiennes National Cemetery in donc un processus législatif Rockcliffe aura lieu le 10 mai Canada’s Capital will serve as différent des projets de loi du 2007 (à confirmer) au Musée a symbol of Canadian unity Gouvernement. Au début de de l’aviation du Canada à and pride – a place where we chaque Parlement tous les 17h30. Je demeure confiant de as Canadians can record, hon- membres éligibles participent l’engagement communautaire our and celebrate the lives of à un tirage au sort afin d’établir dont vous avez fait preuve dans Canadians who have con- l'ordre dans lequel on traitera le passé en participant dans le tributed to our history and leur projet. Je suis au numéro processus consultatif. identity. For 134 years 165 et la Chambre des com- Beechwood Cemetery has pro- munes traite actuellement des Mauril Bélanger, P.C. vided an honoured resting projets s'étendant jusqu'au M.P. Ottawa-Vanier April 2007 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS Page 7 The Environment and Its Challenges May and D’Aquino Debate Environment Issues By Jennifer Lee gies; hybrid vehicles, energy It was announced as a debate, efficient refrigerators, and but seemed more like a friend- energy efficient light bulbs. ly exchange between old The main concern is, “what friends as New Edinburgh res- can we do to help the environ- ident and Green Party of ment?” a local resident asked. Canada leader Elizabeth May May emphasized the need to exchanged views on “The invest in cleaner development Environment and Its mechanisms. Referring to Challenges” with Thomas SUVs as “large muscle cars,” D’Aquino President and CEO she supported hybrid vehicles of the Canadian Council of and the replacement of all Chief Executives on February incandescent bulbs with ener- 28, 2007, at the Rockcliffe gy efficient bulbs. May also Park Community Centre. feels that “we should do A standing-room only crowd more… our worst refrigerators with well over 100 attendees don’t qualify for LEEDS in the attended the evening event, U.S.” May supported the organized by the Rockcliffe installation of “solar cookers” Park Residents Association. in Canada, similar to those During his introduction, used in developing countries. D’Aquino said his last debate May also mentioned that with May was in “October through legislation, the Green 1991 in the presence of his Party has a created a dedicated Royal Highness.” D’Aquino RRSP contribution to munici- said he was struck by May’s pal bonds to increase infra- boldness when he saw her structure renewal and support place her daughter, then only a Photo by Jennifer Lee mechanisms to adapt to envi- few months old, into the arms Elizabeth May took a bold stand on environmental issues at the recent ‘friendly’ debate of ronmental change. of Prince Charles, who environmental issues in Rockcliffe Park. Abrupt weather changes and responded to the unusual intro- an unusually mild winter have duction with “What an unex- gets, if we are being honest, issue of harnessing nuclear expensive, too. He does not brought environmental con- pected surprise.” would be a gigantic task.” He power was raised. “The Green plan to rule out new, advanced cerns to the forefront. Among The very same boldness adds that shutting down oil Party has always opposed the technology that delivers the various issues raised, the came through that evening as sands would only make a small use of nuclear power,” said nuclear power cleaner and answers came down to ways in May handled questions with dent in the outcome and we May. May brought up issues of safer. “Don’t look through which consumers can invest quick-witted remarks and con- may need to purchase carbon cost, waste disposal and safety glasses from 1985,” he cau- environmentally. As D’Aquino tinuously challenged the audi- credits. D’Aquino listed strate- concerns. “We need to look at tioned. emphasized, “good environ- ence with the assertion that gies such as developing new, other, easier, options first,” she During a Q&A session fol- mental practice makes good “we should be doing more.” cleaner, coal technologies, said. lowing the debate, many con- business sense.” Both May and D’Aquino expanding our use of alterna- D’Aquino quickly stated that cerns were raised, including agreed on the broader issues of tive energy, and creating a the production of oil sands was how to invest in new technolo- instituting a carbon tax system framework to encourage indus- and having businesses invest in tries to adopt transformational cleaner development mecha- technologies. “We need to get nisms. consumers on board,” said In response to the carbon tax D’Aquino. system, D’Aquino said, “we May presented the Kyoto need to be committed to mov- Protocol “as a business oppor- ing forward. Corporations tunity.” The target allows for need to change to meet their business to “harness ingenuity targets and move beyond.” and move quickly into a car- D’Aquino emphasized that all bon economy,” said May. In major countries, including 2005, May participated in a China and India, should be business jury to identify major fully engaged in reducing their Canadian business carbon carbon dioxide emissions. He leaders. Among them was objects to the immensity of the Canadian Alcan, which former Liberal Party’s target to reduced greenhouse gas emis- cut greenhouse gas emissions sions by 35% and increased by 240 million tonnes a year production by 50%. by 2012. “Meeting these tar- Views differed when the Page 8 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS avril 2007

me trouverait belle en fuchsia. Je savais que ça lui La blouse fuchsia plairait…Un jour je me suis Par Pierrette Tousignant coiffé de neuf, on rentre à la arrêtée devant la blouse. A chaque printemps, il y a maison où tous les miroirs sur M’imaginant dedans. J’ai Pâques. Et avec Pâques, la le mur se font demander qui est presque franchi la porte de la Now Accepting mode du printemps en tout ce la plus belle de toutes jusqu’à boutique, puis n’ayant pas le qu’elle révèle de tissus fins, de en mentir pour avoir la paix…. compte sur moi, me suis rav- teintes douces et joyeuses. Et isée. « Je demanderai à ma Spring and Chaque fête de Pâques ame- mère de me l’offrir pour ma les chapeaux toujours fantai- nait le printemps, les cha- sistes et vaporeux. Les cha- fête, dans quelques semaines peaux, les robes plus légères et … » Summer peaux de paille des fillettes, les rêveries de fleurs, de par- neufs avec ruban marine ou fum et de romantisme. Les Dans mes rêveries de plus en Clothing !! rouge seront remplacés au fil fleurs bleues s’y ramassaient à plus fréquentes, je m’imagi- des ans par des chapeaux pas- la pelle… nais recevoir un carton des tel à large rebords ou calottes mains de ma mère, m’incitant étroites, ornés à l’ouvrir au plus de fleurs et de vite : «Bonne Fête tulle en nuage ma grande, ton pre- suivant les mier cadeau jeunes filles marchant vers d’adulte!» Mes dix-huit ans l’été. Ce printemps-là j’avais dix- sont arrivés aussi ignorés que sept ans et un amoureux dont La chapelière nous aimait les dix-sept précédents… sans je rêvais davantage que je ne le cadeau bien sûr. Les cadeaux beaucoup, mes cinq sœurs, ma voyais. J’étudiais à Nicolet, mère, ma grand-mère et moi, d’anniversaire ça n’existait pas c’était bien. On m’avait mise chez nous… Mon amoureux car chaque nouvelle saison au couvent. C’était moins nous ramenait chez elle pour m’a fait parvenir en secret une bien…Je ne porterais pas de petite croix d’argent que je coiffer tout ce beau monde. Ma chapeau. Je n’allais plus à mère recevait le fameux coup visualise encore…la portant l’église. Mais de temps à dissimulée sous un chandail de téléphone : la collection du autres je passais par la ville où printemps était arrivée, quand pour ne pas qu’on la con- quelques boutiques offraient fisque… pourrons-nous venir ? Puis les nouveautés en vitrine. mon père nous conduisait. J’avais remarqué une blouse Je n’ai jamais acheté la C’était au village d’à côté. fuchsia, à col Napoléon, c’était blouse. On ne me l’a pas Arrivées dans la boutique ma le dernier cri….$15 dollars. Je offerte. Mais je ne l’ai pas mère procédait par ordre ne les avais pas. Je la voulais. oubliée non plus. L’amoureux ascendant. Les plus jeunes a marié ma meilleure amie... seraient donc coiffées en pre- Elle était parfaite cette blouse J’ai poursuivi mes études… mier. Question que l’on ne avec ses longues manches J’ai fini des études et puis j’ai manque pas de patience avant étroites, son col relevé et très enseigné…J’ai ouvert des d’avoir son chapeau sur la tête. large, ajustée au corps et s’ou- portes à d’autres…J’ai Ce qui était bien dans cette vrant en bouquet au corsage. décroché les blouses fuchsia méthode, c’est que les plus Et cette couleur chaude, sen- des présentoirs pour qu’on les grandes pouvaient à loisir suelle accentuée par le tissu porte, les brandisse. Il faut que essayer les chapeaux qui les chatoyant… Quelle merveille! vivent les rêves ! C’est impor- intéressaient. « Quel effet me J’en rêvais. Il me la fallait. tant vous savez, les blouses ferait ce rose-là ? Ah tiens, je Je savais que mon amoureux fuchsia… ne me voyais pas en vert pâle, mais c’est assez bien…faudrait Cette page est la page où le New Edinburgh News que je me fasse une robe pour souhaite offrir vos écrits littéraires, vos récits de voyage, aller avec…blanc ? Pas encore vos anecdotes du passé ainsi que les haut- faits de notre blanc. J’en ai assez des cha- vie de quartier à tous nos lecteurs. peaux cloche…blanche…je ne En espérant vous lire en ces pages au prochain suis pas du muguet après numéro….date de tombée 10 mai ! tout…Une fois tout le monde

HON. MAURIL BÉLANGER, P. C., M. P. / C. P., DÉPUTÉ OTTAWA-VANIER Chambre des communes / House of Commons 925, édifice de la confédération / Confederation Building Ottawa (Ontario) K1A 0A6 (613) 992-4766 Téléc./Fax: (613) 992-6448

[email protected] webpage: mauril.ca Bureau de circonscription/Riding Office 504-168, rue Charlotte Street Ottawa (Ontario) K1N 8K5 (613) 947-7961 Téléc./Fax: (613) 947-7963 April 2007 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS Page 9 It’s Mother’s Day: Clean Up Your River! By Jane Heintzman bottles, styrofoam and assorted to make sure that (event date For the second year in a row, detritus that scar the landscape notwithstanding!) you don’t the annual Rideau River and destroy natural habitat. turn up in your Sunday best. Cleanup will take place on However, Catherine antici- Please come suitably attired Mother’s Day, Sunday, May pates that we may have some in old clothes; rubber boots or 13 from 10:00 am to 1:00 pm. waterborne assistance from sturdy, indestructible shoes; As we reported in previous canoeists from the Rideau rain gear (if needed); and a pair editions of the News, this Valley Conservation Authority of comfortable work gloves to year’s event has received a tackle what can be a mucky generous boost from the City job. of Ottawa in the form of an In case you need even more environmental project grant, incentive than the prospect of a and for the first time, our clean Spring morning in the glorious up efforts will expand up river fresh air, the companionship of to include a second group of friends, neighbours and fellow volunteers based at the Rideau volunteers, and a snazzy new Tennis Club in the Overbrook Urban Rideau Conservation- area at 1 Donald Street (at ists T-shirt (bound to be the River Road). first on your block!), here are a Our Urban Rideau couple of important things we Conservationists’ project ask you to bear in mind: 1) as leader, Catherine Canning, is (RVCA), as the City makes an our neighbourhood’s boundary the moving spirit behind our exception for this group and most striking natural fea- local river clean up events for because of its extensive insur- ture, the Rideau is “our” river close to a decade and will be in ance coverage. and an increasingly precious charge of the Overbrook clean Another new addition to this resource in this alarming era of up operation from the year’s cleanup day protocol cascading climate change, and Cummings Bridge to the will be the début of the exclu- 2) the Rideau River Cleanup is Queensway overpass. NECA sive line of Urban Rideau New Edinburgh’s Number One member Andrew Kerr (a.k.a. Conservationists’ T-shirts - a Environmental Project for webmaster for our communi- must for every fashion con- 2007. So please do your bit for ty’s excellent website) will scious environmentalist! the Rideau and for the commu- take the lead in the Burgh Supplies will be limited and nity by helping out on where, once again, the distribution will take place Mother’s Day morning. Bring Headquarters will be our local when the event wraps up at a friend or two (or better still, Fieldhouse at 193 Stanley about 1:00 pm, so you have an more!) and join us for a morn- Avenue. Volunteers will tackle added incentive to work hard ing of environmental Spring the shoreline on both sides of and stay the course! And of Cleaning on the river banks. the river from the Minto course, another important All the details are included in Bridges to the Cummings incentive is the array of tasty the front page notice in this Bridge. refreshments that organizers edition of the News, but if While the Cleanup Day rou- plan to provide to reward your you’d like to sign on for tine will be much the same as efforts and give your energy Cleanup Day or to get more in previous years, there are a level a boost after the morn- information about the event, few variations this year flow- ing’s valuable labours. Our please don’t hesitate to contact ing largely from the City’s thanks to NECA for this vital- one of our organizers: involvement in the process. ly important feature of the Catherine Canning, Project Before setting off to tackle the event! Coordinator and Overbrook shoreline debris all partici- Once again this year, we plan Team Leader at: cathcan- pants will be asked to sign a to do our best to separate the [email protected]; waiver and, at the same time recyclable materials from the will be invited to join our landfill garbage as we scour Andrew Kerr, New newly dubbed Urban Rideau the river banks, and clear plas- Edinburgh Field House Team Conservationists’ group (and tic bags will be provided for Leader at: webmaster@newed- if they wish, to provide their e- blue box items such as cans, inburgh.ca or 613-749-5260; or mail addresses for the purpos- bottles and drink cartons. All Jane Heintzman at: jane- es of future contacts relating to your supplies and equipment [email protected] or clean up events or other river- will be provided by cleanup 613-741-0276. related environmental proj- organizers, so your only task is ects). While a number of last year’s participants operated out of canoes, concentrating their efforts on the plastic- and bot- tle-clogged reedy waters close to the shore, because of City regulations, we are not able to extend our official invitation to canoeists this year. Rest assured that there will be plen- ty to do as landlubbers, work- ing along the shorelines to clean up the winter’s accumu- lation of plastic bags, cans, Page 10 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS April 2007 BURGH BUSINESS BRIEFS - By Jane Heintzman - Upward Dog Yoga ognized for his ongoing contri- transporting our daily purchas- We wish a regretful farewell to bution of free hair styling serv- es. Books on Beechwood has Roxanne Uhlmann and the ices to various groups of disad- now gone the extra mile with team at Upward Dog Yoga who vantaged women in the com- the introduction of EcoSafe closed their doors on Mackay munity, most recently to a Biodegradable plastic bags to Street at the end of January number of young teenagers at keep your book purchases safe 2007 when their lease expired. St. Mary’s Home/Maison from the rain and snow without Upward Dog has been a famil- Sainte-Marie, a residence for contributing to the mounting iar fixture on the Mackay pregnant unmarried teens and piles of immutable plastic Market landscape since young single parents. waste that is rapidly clogging September 2002, and their St. Mary’s has a long history our landfills. presence will be greatly in Ottawa, dating back to the These oxo-biodegradable missed by their many faithful 1930’s, and was the first bags are made from polyolefin clients in the community. maternity home in Ontario to plastics, which are engineered The good news is (as most of receive in-home private tutor- to compost and fragment with- their regular clients will by ing for its residents from the in three to four months, and now have discovered), Upward Ottawa Board of Education. biodegrade completely in 12 to Dog reopened in mid-February This programme was lost to 24 months when disposed of in in its new location at 251 budget cuts in 1997 but in a commercial compost facility. Dalhousie Street (corner of 2000 Immaculata High School The process is somewhat slow- St. Patrick and Dalhousie). and the Ottawa-Carleton er in a landfill but a whole lot Roxanne is delighted with the Catholic School Board placed more rapid than the several new facility which is slightly a satellite classroom and a full- centuries that are the expected larger than the Mackay Street time teacher in St. Mary’s to lifetime of regular plastics. So location, and has lots of natural help the young residents con- if by chance you forget your light and a somewhat more tinue to work towards high cloth bag when you drop into “organic” feel to the arrange- school credits while awaiting Books on Beechwood, all is ment of rooms. There are two the birth of their children. not lost from an environmental nearby parking lots and ample perspective! on-street parking which is free in the evenings and on week- ends. As a result of the move, anyone who purchased a mem- bership in 2006 will be given a month’s extension to compen- sate for the period of closure during the move to the new location. The Upward Dog schedule of classes remains much the same as prior to the move but a new Hot Yoga class has been added for March and April. So give them a call at their new tele- phone number 613-241- YOGA (9642), or check out their website at www.upward- Photo by Peter Glasgow This employee at Jolicoeur Home Hardware is ready to dogyoga.com. We wish them swipe your card - the Aeroplan card that is. well. Rassi Hair Style Beauty Books on Beechwood goes Jolicoeur Home Hardware: Congratulations to Marwan el Biodegradable Introducing Aeroplan Rassi who received a Since the City of Ottawa This Spring when our readers Community Spirit Award from chopped plastic bags from its make their accustomed pil- the Vanier Business list of Blue Box recyclables, grimage to Jolicoeur Home Improvement Association at its most of us have stepped up our Hardware to stock up on sup- Business Awards Gala on efforts to find more environ- plies for the gardening season, February 24. Marwan was rec- mentally benign substitutes for they can look forward to the April 2007 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS Page 11 added bonus of collecting recently in the West end where Wilson is also delighted to Aeroplan miles toward their it has added two new stations report that Vrtucar is “in on the next holiday excursion. As of at Britannia Road and on ground” in the planning for February Jolicoeur has joined Carling Avenue across from “Rockcliffe Landing”, the new the long list of Aeroplan the Carlingwood Shopping development on the former Partners which includes 110 of Centre. Chief Executive Rockcliffe military base. He the major airlines, car rental Officer Wilson Wood reports has had consultations with one businesses, financial and insur- that the Beechwood/Marier of the project’s leading Design ance companies, telephone location has been extremely Consultants who is a strong service providers, and hotel successful, and that the compa- proponent of car sharing, and a and vacation packages. ny is interested in finding a Vrtucar location has already If you aren’t already an second spot closer to the heart been factored into the project Aeroplan member, Jolicoeur of the Burgh in the in the design stage to comple- has cards available at the cash Beechwood/Mackay Street ment the public transit facili- with simple instructions for area. As readers are well ties envisaged in this state of online registration at aware, parking is at a premium the art eco-community. www.aeroplan.com/register. The in that neck of the woods, but For those unfamiliar with the card can be applied to any of if anyone knows of an avail- car sharing system, Vrtucar your purchases at the store, able spot which is sidewalk members have access to any excluding home charge accessible, close to the bus one of the company’s expand- accounts and the purchase of lines and in a well-lit location ing fleet of fuel efficient vehi- Gift Cards, (though purchases (for 24 hour access), please cles 24 hours a day, 7 days a made with the gift cards will give Wilson a call at 613-798- week. Most of the cars are qualify for points). Apart from 1900. building up air miles for your Continued on page 12 next exotic vacation, the plan includes hundreds of other Photo by Peter Glasgow enticing rewards from spa Meet “Woody” Birtch, your friendly neighbourhood handy- man extraordinaire. Your Car is Here! packages to ski trips, electron- ics, entertainment and sports indeed lives in a heritage house the costs (and hassles) of car Carsharing is now in New Edinburgh events. If you happen to forget himself. insurance, maintenance, your card when you make a It was in part his experience repairs and parking. In effect, Jolicoeur purchase, you can renovating his own home that the service offers members “A bring the receipt back to the made Greg aware of the diffi- Car When You Need It, and Not store on your next return trip culties of finding contractors When You Don’t!” The use of and your aeroplan miles will who would a) turn up punctu- a shared vehicle can inject an be retroactively awarded. ally and reliably at an appoint- element of careful planning Owner Christine Jolicoeur ed time (sound familiar?), and into your car trips, and can cut reports that the new system is b) charge reasonable rates for down on the casual, non-essen- now fully up and running, and their services. Greg is a stick- tial junkets we all succumb to that sales staff are “up to ler for punctuality and strives periodically (and far too www.vrtucar.com 613-798-1900 speed” on processing the cards to maintain affordable rates. often!). You’ll be well on your A car when you need it (and not when you don’t) at the front cash. So the next time there’s a small way to reaching your own per- job that needs prompt atten- sonal Kyoto targets after a year New Edinburgh Handyman: tion, call your neighbour, of Vrtucar membership! Preventative Maintenance Greg. He is just a few short Since its arrival on the for Busy Households blocks away and ready to help! Ottawa scene in 2000, Vrtucar We welcome new advertiser Welcome to the NEN, Greg, has significantly expanded the Greg “Woody” Birtch, a and best of luck with your number of its locations Keefer Street resident who is locally-based handyman serv- throughout the City, most offering his services as a ice. handyman to residents of our community in the true environ- Vrtucar CarSharing mentally responsible spirit of Service: “The Only Good “acting locally.” While Greg Car is a Shared Car” has experience with large proj- Since Vrtucar CarSharing ects such as kitchen installa- Service opened its New tions, his real forte providing Edinburgh location (188 small job expertise to busy Beechwood at Marier) in homeowners who have neither November, 2004, environmen- the time nor the inclination to tal and climate change issues tackle such projects them- have soared to the top of the selves., These smaller jobs public agenda, and many more tend to fall below the radar of Canadians have become the the bigger contractors. acutely aware of and con- Such jobs may include any- cerned about the impact of thing from repairing leaky their daily activities on the fate faucets to drywalling, or instal- of the planet. At the top of the ing light fixtures, blinds, trim list of these daily activities is work, shelving, or even offer- the use of the private automo- ing minor plumbing repairs. bile, which accounts for a Greg’s services also extend to major portion of the average window cleaning, painting (he household’s annual carbon works in tandem with a profes- emissions. sional painter), and routine As Vrtucar’s growing num- outdoor maintenance work, ber of members can attest to, a such as fence repair. The his- judicious combination of car toric character of many of the sharing and regular use of pub- Burgh’s houses poses no lic transit is a simple and impediment to Greg, who is effective way for a household thoroughly familiar with the to radically reduce its “carbon quirks of older buildings, and footprint” as well as to save on Page 12 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS April 2007 Continued from page 11 She works with her clients to course work in this field has fighting the skin’s inexorable Toyota Echos or the super fuel- develop an individually-tai- equipped her with a better aging process and reports that efficient Toyota Yaris, and lored régime of exercises and understanding of the impact of a combination of professional there is now a Honda Civic teaches the techniques of diet not only on our shapes (or treatments and continuing at- hybrid car at its Glebe north improving strength and flexi- lack thereof!), but on our gen- home use can bring about a location. You can reserve the bility, with special emphasis eral health and on the many dramatic reduction in the fine car online or by phone for up on “core work” involving the chronic conditions which can lines that are imprinted on our to 24 hours or for as little as an mid-body area, including the afflict us as we age. faces by weather, stress and hour to run an errand, but a lit- correction of posture, strength- So if you’re feeling the need time. These products reported- tle advance planning is obvi- ening back and abdominal to shape up for Spring, but ly contain the latest generation ously required for days of peak muscles, and improving bal- need some expert advice to get of an anti-wrinkle hexapeptide, demand such as Saturdays. ance - one of the first things to started and stay on track, give The car is picked up and go as we age! Oh, and there’s Sharon a call at 613-816-4307. dropped off at a pre-arranged no need to equip yourself with Her schedule is flexible time, and at the end of each all the bells and whistles of a although at present she is excursion, you fill out a trip home gymnasium as all you focusing on morning appoint- need are hand weights and an ments starting as early as 6:30 log recording the time and dis- Sharon Collins is a Certified tance involved. For the many athletic ball. If you haven’t got am! Personal Trainer with over a treadmill or a stationary bicy- members who combine car 25 years experience. Beauty Mark Salon and Spa sharing with the regular use of cle, Sharon generally recom- As I write in the record-break- home, the Crichton Cultural mends a walking régime to public transit, OC Transpo Community Centre and the ing cold of early March, it is EcoPasses can also be pur- meet your cardiovascular exer- difficult to imagine the warm Rockcliffe Community Centre. cise requirements. chased through Vrtucar. She is already a familiar figure days of Spring, when hats, For more details on how the In addition to her long expe- scarves, hoods and heavy coats to many of our readers who rience and expertise in the system works and the costs have taken part in her classes are shed and our winter pallor involved in Vrtucar member- realm of fitness, Sharon con- is revealed to the world. at 200 Crichton where she con- tinues to broaden her skills in ship, check out their website at tinues to teach. Longtime Burgh esthetician www.vrtucar.com. the world of health and well- Lee Ann Zanelli, the owner of For a number of years Sharon ness and is working on a Sharon Collins, Certified owned and operated Caj Beauty Mark Salon and Spa is Masters Degree in Health Photo by Peter Glasgow Personal Trainer: Shape Up Clothing Design, a small offering a Spring Special to Services and Wellness celebrate the new season and Lee Ann Zanelli of Beauty for Spring! design/manufacturing business Promotion. This is a pro- Mark Salon and Spa. We extend a somewhat belated specializing in ladies’ fitness give clients a much-needed gramme offered by the rejuvenating boost after a long welcome to Sharon Collins, apparel. When she wound up California College of Health a clinically tested Botox-like Certified Personal Trainer, the business under the mount- winter under wraps. Sciences in Salt Lake City Throughout April and May, ingredient, which works to who joined our advertising ing pressures of offshore com- which encompasses all aspects smooth out these lines and family last Fall. Sharon has petition, Sharon turned her Beauty Mark clients will of a healthy life style, and pro- receive a 10% discount on all leave the skin with a notice- been in the fitness business for attention to the realm of fit- vides a foundation in the ably firmer appearance, some- over 25 years, and has taught ness, and began work as a pri- Swiss Med facial treatments design and marketing of com- and on any Swiss Med product times even after the first treat- in a variety of venues through- vate personal trainer, focusing munity health programmes. ment. out the city, including the on training the many busy pro- purchased at the time of their Sharon is a particularly strong visit. Lee Ann is enthusiastic So if you’re feeling a little Dovercourt Community fessionals who had limited believer in the importance of disheartened by the ravages of Centre, the Ottawa Athletic time but a strong motivation to about the potential benefits of proper nutrition in maintaining the Swiss Med product line in Winter after all the woolly Club (OAC) and, closer to stay fit and healthy. good health, and her current wrappings come off, drop in to April 2007 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS Page 13 Beauty Mark and celebrate municating in their respective whelming majority of us who terror out of public speaking. When you drop in to pick up Spring with a touch of skilful worlds as a financial and are seized with terror by the Give her a call at 613-744- your Easter chocolates, you’ll rejuvenation from Lee Ann or investment advisor, and as an prospect of speaking in public, 7252. discover a new line of Italian one of her estheticians. energetic student, actively Christina has a few simple sug- Jacobson’s: Happy First truffles made by a family with Voice Matters: Getting the involved in range of communi- gestions: Anniversary four generations of history in Word Out ty activities. • Know your subject inside A year has flown by since the truffle business. The store Have you ever tried to recite Beginning with some simple out: do your homework, and Jacobson’s first opened its has also recently introduced your favourite poem with three preparatory lessons, including practice in front of a mirror. doors on Beechwood in April two new cheeses, Wife of Bath, of your fingers wedged the tongue-tying three-finger • Before going to the podium, 2006 In the intervening twelve a British cheese which is a between your teeth? No, well exercise to underscore the cru- try to relax by breathing in months our local gourmet food must for the Chaucer scholars, of course not, why would you? cial role of the tongue in rhythm, slowly and deeply; and specialty gift establish- and Sauvagine, an organic But had you tried this experi- speech production, Christina yawning several times (dis- ment has swiftly carved a cheese made in Port Neuf, ment the results would have worked systematically through creetly, of course!); relaxing niche for itself not only in our Québec, and winner of the undoubtedly been comical, and a series of lessons in the your throat, jaw and shoulders; community, but in the wider 2006 Grand Champion Cheese anything but an enhancement mechanics of proper breath and loosening your arms. Ottawa market to which its award. If you’re a cheese of the verse in question. control, the importance of a • Just before speaking, take a fame has been gradually fancier you might want to Burgh resident Christina relaxed but comfortably erect “silent” deep breath and look spreading. As most readers check in on Thursdays or Lubbock, whose new voice posture, and the benefits of down at your audience with a know, Susan Jacobson, Irene Fridays when Jacobson’s coaching business Voice lowering the pitch of one’s smile. Thornton and their team at cheese orders arrive so you Matters was profiled in our voice to reduce its nasal quali- • You don’t have to be perfect Jacobson’s, have been in con- don’t miss out on your June 2006 issue, uses precisely ty and enhance its impact. - just be good! Take your time stant motion since last Spring, favourites. this exercise to demonstrate to The results of her expert and speak convincingly. continuously introducing new New in baked goods are tra- her students the crucial, but tutoring were extremely grati- • Tune your voice to be as products, gift items and food ditional French croissants, often overlooked, fact that in fying and both father and son deep as possible and pleasant delicacies, and opening up a chocolatines and baguettes order to project our voices have made great progress. The to the ear, and think confident- whole new section of the store made by a local chef who clearly and effectively, at least son was eventually able to give ly! this past September. learned his trade from an uncle one inch of open space is a poised and pitch-perfect Christina is available to pro- Perhaps not surprisingly, the in Bordeaux. The baguettes required between our upper Scripture Reading at Christ vide an understanding and pace of innovation promises to have a subtle flavouring of and lower teeth in order to Church Anglican Cathedral expert hand at helping you to continue unabated as lemon and cumin, which, allow the tongue to work prop- where (thanks in part to master these routines and to Jacobson’s begins its second according to Susan, is a dis- Christina’s involvement in the help you to develop the poise erly between the hard and soft year in the neighbourhood. Continued on page 14 palates. In our fast-paced training of readers!) the stan- and control that can take the world of lazy speech patterns dards of reading are high. many of us routinely talk with Perhaps just as important as teeth clenched, or at least with Christina’s lessons in the tech- minimal open space between niques of clear and effective our upper and lower teeth. The speaking was the measurable result is that we tend to swal- increase in self-confidence her low our words, and with them, coaching was able to instill in the impact of whatever it was her young client. we had to say. Fixing the Jitters Among Christina’s recent In the immortal words of clients, she reports a notable comedian George Jessel, “The success story involving a human brain is a wonderful father and son who came to her organ. It starts to work as soon for assistance in overcoming a as you are born and doesn’t number of poor speech habits stop until the first time you get which they recognized as a up to deliver a public speech!” handicap to effectively com- If you belong to the over- Page 14 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS April 2007 Continued from page 13 When warmer weather service day spa and hair salon tinctive bread recipe from the arrives, Jacobson’s plans to set within easy travelling distance. Bordeaux region. up an outdoor table and bench- Celadon’s unusual name There are several intriguing es where customers can relax refers to the green ceramics new arrivals in the one-of-a- and munch on a piece of glaze developed in 7th Century kind accessories line at cheese or a fresh baguette. We China. In keeping with the Jacobson’s, including a collec- can also look forward to sever- green theme embodied in its tion of designer umbrellas cre- al changing themes within the name, Morna and Patty have ated by an Italian designer store as the focus shifts to made a concerted effort to whom Susan met on an excur- activities “by the lake” with develop the spa with a strong sion to New York. The umbrel- the approach of summer. emphasis on environmentally las are hand-made with mar- Happy anniversary to Susan, responsible practices and prod- velous materials (the men’s are Irene and their crew at ucts. made with Armani fabric), and Jacobson’s, and many more of Celadon’s interior designer, each has a unique and imagi- them! Jeff Arron of AllSpace native design. One of Susan’s Celadon Salon and Spa Interiors, (a longtime NEN favourites is a plain black With luck and due allowance advertiser) has worked hard to umbrella which opens up to for the vagaries of any com- meet Leadership in Energy and reveal zebra stripes inside and plex construction project, the Environmental Design (LEED) a full, three-dimensional bou- new Celadon Salon and Spa at standards of construction using quet of red roses in the middle. Rockcliffe Crossing (the for- environmentally-friendly Let it rain!! mer Manor Park Plaza at St. building materials such as Many readers may have read Laurent and Hemlock) should bamboo flooring, non-toxic a recent Ottawa Citizen article be up and running by the time paint and glues, and as many reporting on the work of this publication is in readers’ renewable and recycled mate- Khorsheid Samad, the wife of hands in early to mid-April. rials as possible. The spa is the Afghan Ambassador to The spa is a family venture, co- also equipped with energy effi- Canada. Ms Samad is actively piloted by NRC Manager cient heat and lighting, and supporting an Artisan Designs Morna Paterson and her plans to practice a strict water project involving a group of daughter-in-law Eunan conservation protocol. Afghan women who are weav- (Patty), an experienced Celadon’s services include ing traditional silk scarves in Photo by Peter Glasgow esthetician and floral designer, hair styling; a comprehensive an effort to acquire much need- Susan Jacobson displays a sampling of the wares available and we wish them a warm wel- menu of esthetics treatments ed economic self-sufficiency at Jacobsons. come. including body and facial for themselves and their fami- the sale of these exquisite March, Susan reported that the In the course of her daily treatments for women, men, lies. Jacobson’s was quick to scarves. And sell they did! At store had swiftly sold out its commute to the NRC’s teens and pre-teens, as well as step up to provide a venue for the time of our interview in first offering, but more are on Montreal Road campus, Morna manicures and pedicures; a the way. noticed the absence of any hair myriad of massage therapies, In addition to its styling or esthetics facility to and infrared sauna and aro- Anniversary Sale from serve the Manor Park area. In a matheraphy steam therapies March 31 to April 15, subsequent conversation with (unique in this area) which can Jacobson’s first anniversary Paul Schaub of St. Laurent provide welcome relief from celebrations will include a Tailoring (at nearly 30 years, muscle tension and chronic “Meet the Tastemakers the longest standing tenant of pain, as well as deep cleansing Evening” on Thursday, May 3, the plaza, and now Celadon’s of skin pores. at which twelve manufacturers close neighbour), she discov- For harried clients whose from all corners of the world ered that the Plaza was under- time is at a premium, the spa will be on hand to speak with going renovation and so she set will also offer shortened ver- participants about the history about to determine what space sions of many therapies that and culture, production and might be available to rent and can be fitted into a busy sched- tasting of their respective deli- plans for Celadon were ule. Since close to half of the cacies, from chutneys and jams launched. Now, many of respondents to a recent survey to teas, cocoa and chocolates. Ottawa’s east end communi- by Leading Spas of Canada Watch for more details to be ties, including New Edinburgh, expressed interest in having posted at the store closer to the Lindenlea, Rockcliffe and medical spa treatments includ- www.celadonspa.ca Now Hiring: [email protected] event date. Manor Park, have a new full- ed in their regular spa régime, April 2007 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS Page 15 Celadon is planning to add these services to its roster once Friends of the Park they are up and running smoothly. Continuing Work Towards a World-Class Park The spa also sells a variety of hair styling and esthetics treat- By Ed Browell City of Ottawa and the NCC, and plant new trees to improve and Cecile Latour for organiz- ment products, and in keeping I am pleased to announce that and financial support to the the tree landscaping in the ing the annual spring cleanup with its environmental ethic, it Madelien Lang, a long-time Ottawa Sculpture Trail project. park. of the park and for planting a places special emphasis on nat- resident of New Edinburgh has flower bed near the childrens’ ural ingredients. It is the first replaced me as Chair, Friends playground area. full-service spa in the country of New Edinburgh Park The Committee also thanks to offer the natural ingredients Committee of the New Keith Hardiman, District of the Harnn & Thann hair and Edinburgh Community Supervisor - Central Parks, skin care line, imported from Alliance (NECA). Josee Helie, Planning and Thailand, and also carries With its creation in June Development Manager, Australian-made Nvey Eco 1999, the Friends Committee Tracey Schwets, Forestry certified organic make-up adopted a challenging vision Services Program Coordinator products, as well as facial and statement: To create a world- and her colleague Julie sun protection products from class park. I wish to thank the Jackson, and Paul McCann, Esthederm of France. Should founding members of the Surface Operations you happen to be looking for a Friends Committee for their Coordinator for their dedica- floral complement to your own contributions toward this tion to our neighbourhood fresh, rejuvenated look, vision: Catherine Mirsky, park. Barbara Benoit, Gail The northern half of the park Celadon plans to have some of (l to r) Carol and Peter Gusen, David Horley, Ed Browell, Patty’s fresh and silk floral Mceachern, Simon Clark, is managed by the NCC. The Peter Cock, Jennifer Tolton, Cecile Latour, Ernie Smith, and Councillor Legendre par- Committee thanks Janet arrangements available for ticipated in last year’s annual park cleanup. This year’s sale. Catherine Canning, Daphne McGowan, Benoit Morin, Hope, past president of NECA event takes place on Saturday, May 12 . Gord Johnson, Micheline The spa is open 5 days a and our current president, On 1 May 2002, the New Thanks to So Many Mongeon and all of their many week and at other times by spe- Gemma Kerr. I also thank Edinburgh Park Trust was colleagues who work to main- cial arrangement. Small groups I am grateful for the work of former Councillor Richard approved as a registered chari- Don Goodwin, Rosemary tain the park in excellent con- are welcome and there is a spe- Cannings for his support in ty by the Canada Revenue dition. cial spa menu for men and and Gyde Shepherd and creating the Friends Agency so that tax deductions Jean Bellefleur who maintain Finally, I wish to thank the teenagers. Clients can look for- Committee in 1999. I am most could be obtained by those community of New Edinburgh ward to a range of evening the three Explorer rose bush grateful for the continued sup- who make donations for park plots and the park wardens for providing to me and my events, including lectures, port from Councillor Jacques improvements. colleagues the opportunity to demonstrations on topics relat- who daily clean designated Legendre and his staff. If you have suggestions for areas of the park and monitor work towards creating a world- ing to health and beauty, and a Finally, I am grateful for the park improvement projects or class park. chance to come and revel in environmental conditions. tremendous support provided maintenance requirements can Thanks also to David Horley Music, Manicures and Martinis by the 500 registered members be conveyed to Madelien after a hectic week. of the Friends of New Lang at 613-741-8370.We For a full rundown on Edinburgh Park Committee also welcome calls from new Celadon’s new facilities, and who continue to improve our residents who wish to become its extensive range of treat- park through their diligent registered members of the ments, products, spa packages, efforts. Friends of New Edinburgh gift certificates and gift bas- Park Improvements Park Committee or make kets, check out their website at Implementation of park arrangements for the donation www.celadonspa.ca. improvements is guided by a of memorial trees and benches. Best of luck Morna, Patty and Five-Year Park Improvement Tree Programs the whole team at Celadon Budget Plan which is updated Both the City and the NCC Salon and Spa. We wish you annually by seeking communi- operate continous tree replace- well at the Rockcliffe ty consultation and approval ment programs in consultation Crossing/Manor Park Plaza! by NECA’s Board of Directors, with the Friends Committee by Councillor Jacques Légendre which they replace dying trees and City of Ottawa Council for incorporation in the City’s Park Development Plan. Park improvement projects in the northern portion of the park are approved by the NCC. Major park improvement projects completed to date include: extension of the stone dust path along the Rideau River, planting of 85 trees, planting of 30 additional Explorer roses, maintenance of three Explorer rose beds, paving and re-location of the NCC recreational pathway, building of a basketball court, planting of tulips, conducting an annual spring cleanup of the 613-741-2582 park, establishment of the Childrens’ Playground Facility sub-committee, repair of the cement wall next to the tennis courts, placement of sitting boulders along the river bank and at park entrances, negotia- tion of dog by-laws and dog exercise regulations with the Page 16 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS April 2007

By Michael Histed New Edinburgh your calls Why call the police? have helped catch criminals in Many of us would not hesitate the act. No call is ignored to pick up the phone if we wit- because every call is important nessed a robbery, or an assault. to establish descriptions and These are obvious scenarios, patterns. The police are here to but there are many others help and protect your neigh- where the public seem to hesi- bourhood and city, so help tate in calling the Police. them help the community. There are many reasons why Make the call. people sometimes refuse to The numbers to call are: call the police. Some of these For a crime in progress: 911 are listed here: To report an incident: 613-236-1222 Photo courtesy of OttawaEcoFair • The Police will not do any- Neighbourhood Watch Students from Rockcliffe Park Public School’s Environmental Club participated in last thing anyway. year’s Eco-Stewardship Fair demonstrations. Notice • The criminals are far away by The following is a report from now. a sexual assault on Maple Ottawa Eco-Stewardship Fair: • It was only a small thing, I Lane, a neighbouring district. don’t want to waste their If anyone has any information time. contact the numbers below: Where Rural Meets Urban • I don’t have much informa- * * * * * * By Elaine Gibson ture energy-efficient cars like ties for the children, too! They tion, so it won’t make a dif- ference. Ottawa - The Ottawa Police Ottawa’s premier Earth Day the Enbridge natural gas car can participate in hands-on Service Sexual Assault Child event, the Ottawa Eco- and unique vehicles like the examples of solar, wind and • Somebody probably called already. Abuse Section is investigating Stewardship Fair (EcoFair), Queen’s University Solar hydro energies, a Teacher's a sexual assault that occurred takes place Saturday April 21 Vehicle. Corner or play Wildlife While the majority of crimes in Friday, March 2, 2007. at the RA Centre, 2451 New this year, the Ottawa Detective - they can have fun New Edinburgh are not gener- Riverside Drive from 10 am to International Writers Festival and learn more about our ally very serious, the repetitive The incident occurred on 4 pm. is teaming up with Earth Day world, too. type crimes that we do experi- Maple Lane at approximately A free, fun-filled and inform- Ottawa. Climate Change – Our Start off the morning with the ence such as break and enters, 10:30 am as a woman was ative day is being planned with Children’s Future will feature Sacred Earth Celebration at 10 or car thefts, are still very dis- walking to her workplace. She over 80 exhibits under the at least one children’s author, am, an all-faith service. Come turbing particularly if you are was grabbed from behind and theme of Rural Meets Urban. as well as Bill Kemp, an expert to cheer on students who suc- the victim. Every November was sexually assaulted. Healthy food choices and life in renewable energy and cessfully compete in Earth through January, New styles, protection of our natural author of The Renewable Day Ottawa contests. Edinburgh experiences a spike The male suspect was surroundings and wildlife Energy Handbook for For further information, in break and enters. Having described as being approxi- come together with energy Homeowners, and $mart please contact: precious possessions stolen or mately 5’7-5’9 in height, wear- savings, greening for our Power, an urban guide to Elaine Gibson, your home vandalized is very ing a brown winter jacket with a homes and communities, and renewable energy and efficien- EcoFair Coordinator distressing, and the Police will fur-lined hood, dark blue pants educational activities for all cy, and other speakers to chal- (613) 599-3112 make every effort possible to and with an average build. ages. Outside, the lenge us to action. [email protected] find the criminals and to return Transportation Fair will fea- There are interactive activi- www.OttawaEcoFair.ca your possessions. But this is no Anyone with information is CSI Miami. asked to contact the Sexual Occasionally the criminals Assault Child Abuse Section at will leave behind fingerprints 613-236-1222 ext. 5944 or and footprints, but for the most Crime Stoppers at 233-TIPS part what we are dealing with (233-8477) or toll free at is petty crime, so leave the fic- 1-800-222-8477. tion of CSI behind. What the the Police need are descrip- CONTACT: tions and patterns of criminal Det. Nicole St.John activity. That is why your call Sexual Assault Child Abuse is so important. Section On a number of occasions in 613-236-1222 ext. 5944 April 2007 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS Page 17 selecting a preferred option are available space, funding and user preference. In examining the current playground layout, it was determined that there was only limited space to add to the playground without removing or replacing signifi- cant equipment. As a result a space of about 8 by 12 metres was identified in the area cur- rently occupied by the teeter- totter. The proposal would be to move the teeter-totter to By Brian Torrie All the information on the another part of the playground The rink enjoyed another suc- proposal can be found on the and then install one of these cessful session before closing neighbourhood web site options. at the end of February. Despite (www.newedinburgh.ca) but Based on comments received a late start we enjoyed some I’d like to take this opportunity from the community, one of great ice thanks to some cold to explain a little about the pro- these options will be selected The Infinity Web structure is one of two options proposed temperatures and the rink crew posal and answer some of the or a decision will be made to for the Stanley Park playground. Put in your vote today! led by Roger and Ryan Hardy. common questions. look at more options. You are have survived in other commu- In terms of future plans for There are a number of impor- Two options have been put urged to submit your com- nities and cities. The City is the playground, either option tant events coming up. May 12 forward for consideration: the ments through the community responsible for repairs as they should fit into the plans. The has been set as the date for the Infinity Web and the Crystal web site or you can attend the will own the equipment. life cycle of the current play- Annual New Edinburgh Climber. The Crystal Council’s meeting (at the Field Other concerns about the ground equipment ends in Community Plant Sale. You Climber resembles a small House) on April 9th where equipment revolve around the 2012. At that time a replace- should mark May 27 on your mountain of boulders and is next steps will be determined. cost and safety. There is no ment plan will be developed by calendar – it’s the Ottawa designed both for free-play Feedback so far shows a strong doubt that playground equip- the City and the community International Marathon and the practice and as a venue for preference for the Infinity ment is expensive as single that would be compatible with Council is organizing a special teaching rock climbing. Web. structures cost at least the new equipment. event to greet participants as Handholds are provided in The cost of the equipment $15,000. On the other hand, For more information or to they make their way through strategic locations so that and other improvements is the equipment is built to last vote for your preferred option, the neighbourhood that morn- beginners can negotiate the estimated at about $25,000 to over 20 years and will certain- please visit www.newedin- ing. Finally, reserve June 10 climb. The second option, the $30,000. The Council, NECA ly outlive the wood structures burgh.ca. You can also come to for the fun and games of the Infinity Web, consists of a and the City will provide the of the past. In addition, liabil- the next Council meeting – Annual Community Picnic. winding set of plastic panels funding. In order to get City ity coverage is included with April 9 at the Stanley Park Watch for more in the next edi- with a heavy duty rope web funding a proposal must be the installation. The equip- Field House – to discuss the tions of the News. covering the middle of the submitted by May 1, 2007. ment will be a City asset and playground changes. It’s your Burghers should know that structure (see photo). Both Installation is likely in August the manufacturer is required to neighbourhood playground so the Stanley Park Field House is structures are designed for 2007. submit insurance certificates. I urge you to participate. available for your event at a children ages 5-12. To date, the questions and In terms of general safety the very reasonable price. You Included with either option is comments raised by partici- two options are built for 5-12 should book now as the sched- a special swing seat that can pants on the web site include year olds and it is not expected CCC EVENT CALENDAR concerns about vandalism, that 3 year olds would play on ule fills up quickly. Contact accommodate children with April 9 Community Council cost, safety, future park plans them unsupervised. Options Jill Hardy at 746-1323 for disabilities. Called the "inclu- meeting (Fieldhouse) more information. sive swing seat", it can be and playground alternatives. for 5-12 year olds were chosen added to the current swing set. Vandalism is definitely a because the rest of the play- May 12 Annual Plant Sale at Playground Update concern in the park, especially As mentioned in the last edi- This deep and wide ergonomic ground is built for the toddler the Fieldhouse graffiti on the Field House crowd. These options provide tion of the News, the Council seat accommodates individuals May 27 Ottawa International of all abilities and includes walls, but I don’t think that older children with a play has been looking into possible should stop us from trying to Marathon improvements to the play- restraints for easy entry and alternative in the park. It exit that also prevent pinching improve the park. Both pro- should also help to keep the June 10 Annual Community ground near the Stanley Park posed play structures are Field House. and scraping. older kids off the toddler play Picnic The three main criteria in designed to withstand a lot and structures. Page 18 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS April 2007

Photo by Ryszard Mrugalski, Zoom Exposure Front row, left to right: Janet Uren, Pamela Harrod, Jodi Morden, Barbara Merriam; Second row: George Stonyk, Ingrid McCarthy, Linda Marchand, Alain Jegen; Third row: Hanna Fraser, Lawrence Aronovitch. (Not pictured - Ryan Hardy) April 19 - 28, 2007 New Edinburgh Players Celebrate 28th Season with a Production of The Noble Spaniard This year the New Edinburgh heart’s desire and dispose of strongly recommended. Players present The Noble him summarily. From then on As always, the hall will be set Spaniard, an enchanting pas- he challenges every man he up cabaret style with tables for tiche, brilliantly adapted by W. discovers with his lady to mor- groups of four, six and eight; a Somerset Maugham from the tal combat, including the pianist will set the mood French of Grenet-Dancourt. Comte de Moret (Alain Jegen), before each performance and The Noble Spaniard tells of a husband of Marion’s best refreshments will be served. Spanish Duke (Lawrence friend, Kate (Linda A charming set; ringlets, lace Aronovitch) who loses his Marchand), and Lucy’s fiancé, and silk, military uniforms and fiery heart to Marion (Hannah Capt. Chalford of the Heavy fencing foils, cloaks and som- Fraser), a pretty widow, whom Dragoons (Ryan Hardy). The breros (designed by costume he meets in Boulogne where result is, of course, a furore of mistress Jane Caskey and her she and her sister, Lucy (Jodi mistaken identities and chaotic team), witty dialogue in situa- Morden), are holidaying with confusion—ending in happi- tions of glorious absurdity— Sir Sebastian Proudfoot and ness all round. Mary Jane who, in search of an evening’s his wife, Matilda (George (Barbara Merriam) completes entertainment, could ask for Stonyck, Janet Uren). the cast as the pert upstairs more? Somewhat alarmed at the fer- maid. Director, Ingrid McCarthy, vour of his not unwelcome Tickets may be purchased in and Assistant Director, Pamela advances, Marion allows him advance, as of April 1, at A Harrod, look forward to wel- to believe that her husband is Better Frame of Mind, 417 coming you at the show! still alive—only to find to her MacKay Street (613 746- dismay that she has opened the 5329), or by calling 613 741- April 19-12; 26-28, 2007 floodgates: nothing will satisfy 6084. Tickets will also be MacKay United Church him now but to find the available at the door. Memorial Hall wretched obstacle to his However, reservations are 8 pm; Admission: $15.00. April 2007 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS Page 19

The Crichton Cultural Community Centre is a member-based volunteer charitable organization striving to maintain 200 Crichton Street as a public resource to support and encourage artis- tic, cultural, and community development. It was created with the objective of preserving the Crichton School, both as a heritage building and in its historic public function as a community centre. To get involved, provide input, volunteer time, or enquire about using our community room, please contact the Community Facilitator. We encour- age you to pre-register for courses or special fea- tures by calling the relevant contact number. Community Members Rally to Raise Lumière Festival 2007 Funds Lumière organizers are thrilled of what you'd expect to hear in a Street. that members of the Ottawa Shag-esque martini lounge, or a Special thanks go to perform- region are coming forward with late sixties or early seventies ers Lindsay Ferguson for her amazing ideas on how to raise movie soundtrack. Delicious soulful songs and amazing voice much needed funds for the eats will be provided by three of that sent chills down peoples Crichton Cultural Community Ottawa’s funkiest restaurants – spines and to Hoodlum, a fiddle Centre’s amazing lantern festi- Blue Cactus, Stella Osteria, punk band, who had everyone val – scheduled for August 11, and Luxe Bisto. Eric Chan, a dancing all night long! 2007. new media artist who explores Volunteer Gabby Phillips World Beats and Eats the intersections of art and tech- helped make creativity conta- On April 6, Lumière will be the nology, will provide the visuals. gious at our lantern-making beneficiary of a World Beats and Chan’s pieces are most heavily table. People created beautiful Eats (WB&E) fundraiser. influenced by Japanese print, pieces out of glass jars and after WB&E was founded by Brad graffiti and music. a few drinks, even beer bottles Campeau as a way to support Tickets to the fundraiser are $8 and wine glasses were turned the regional arts community. and all the proceeds go towards into lantern art. All of the cre- The fundraisers take place on supporting The Lumière ations will be displayed at the the first Friday of the month at Festival. Contact Brad Campeau festival. the Mercury Lounge, a space at worldbeatsandeats@sympati- The success of this event was donated by the owners. co.ca for more information. evident in the $1500 that was Campeau then finds regional Light Up Lumière raised through ticket sales, so caterers to provide the food, a Alison Melia, Program thank you to all of our support- DJ to mix beats and a visual Coordinator for the Ottawa ers. artist to add to the atmosphere. Esteem Team, was behind the If you have an idea about rais- CRICHTON CULTURAL COMMUNITY CENTRE The Lumière WB&E will fea- Light Up Lumière fundraiser. ing funds for the festivals please let us know (613-745-2742; BOARD OF DIRECTORS ture beats by Emily Jones. Miss This evening event took place in Jones’ selections are smooth, February at the well loved [email protected]) – we appreci- ate your support! Jennifer Barbarie, ad hoc [email protected] mellow and vaguely reminiscent Rainbow Bistro on Murray Carol Burchill [email protected] Colin Goodfellow [email protected] Ellen Goodman [email protected] Marion Haunton [email protected] Jane Heintzman, Secretary [email protected] John Jarrett [email protected] Alex MacDonald [email protected] Vicki Metcalfe, Treasurer [email protected] Bethann Robin [email protected] Johan Rudnick, Chair [email protected] Carol West [email protected] Ex Officio: NECA - Gemma Kerr [email protected] CCC - Penney Place [email protected] MainWorks - Karen Bailey [email protected] MainWorks - Karen Rasmussen [email protected]

To contact CCCC Board call 745-CRIC (2742) Crichton Cultural Community Centre Board meet- ings take place on the 1st Sunday of the month at 4:00pm. These meetings are open to the public. Page 20 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS April 2007 Health & Wellness with a complete stretch, leav- ing you relaxed and rejuvenat- CARDIO KICKBOXING ed! Crichton Cultural Com Carolle Laliberté Early Bird Work-Out (613) 263-0539 Louise Lettstrom-Hannant [email protected] (613) 747-1514 and Weekly P Monday & Wednesday Sharon Collins 6:00-7:00 pm (613) 816-4307 KUNDALINI YOGA Dance Thursday 7:00 - 8:30 pm 24 classes (twice/week) $170; Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, John Yazbeck Saturday 8:30 - 10:00 am 12 classes (once/week) $100; Friday 7:30 - 8:30am (613)747-8111 SCHOOL OF AFRO Saturday 11:00 - 2:00 pm Drop-ins $9/class 1 class/week $95 [email protected] CARIBBEAN DANCE The Katharine Robinson This kickboxing inspired car- 2 classes/week $180 Monday, 7:30 - 9:00 pm Suzane Lavertu School of Highland Dancing dio workout will strengthen 3 classes/week $260 Flex, stretch, connect, focus Artistic Director offers classes in highland and tone muscles while burn- 4 classes/week $335 and relax. The benefits of (613) 863-3493 dancing, a traditional Scottish ing fat. You will also benefit A dynamic warm up followed Yoga are well documented [email protected] dance form. The school has from improved flexibility, by 20 minutes of cardiovascu- and well known. Dynamic Saturday several professionally quali- higher energy levels, greater lar work. 20 min of strength exercises combined with fied teachers, who train both aerobic capacity and reduced SOULRYTHMS:Adult dance exercises. Learn to use fitness relaxation and meditation 10:00 - 11:00 am recreational and competitive stress. Suitable for beginner to balls, weights and toning techniques help you: dancers of all ages. Dance Racine: intermediate, ages 15 to a fit bands to enhance muscular • create a calm mind and stay Depending on their interests 11:00 -noon 60+. core strength, balance and centered in the midst of and goals, dancers are pre- children ages 4-6 postural improvements. Finish chaos pared for annual examinations with a stretch and cool down • increase concentration and Mouvement Kwèyol of the B.A.T.D., competition, to leave you fit and focused to focus 12:00 -1:00 pm choreography and perform- face the day. • develop a more powerful Children ages 7-12 ance. and resilient body, less sus- Kubuli Dance Company Fitness Fusion: A ceptible to strain, weight Program Music & Voice Rejuvenation of Body and gain and injury 1:00 - 2:00 pm Spirit • build confidence and a posi- Ages 12-18 Louise Lettstrom Hannant, tive self-image Our programs are designed DRUM CIRCLE (613)747-1514 • reduce stress and fatigue not only to teach dance but Nancy Porteous and Monday, 9:00 - 10:00 am, • have fun! also to promote the develop- Corinne Davison Wednesday, 7:30 - 8:30 am ment of well-rounded, cultur- [email protected] 1 class/week $95 PILATES MAT CLASSES ally aware and strong princi- Friday, 8:00-9:30 pm 2 classes/week $180 FITMOM POST NATAL Gaby Lefebvre pled young persons. We $4 a night 3 classes/week $260 FITNESS (613) 830-6495 believe that the process of Bring your own hand drum and 4 classes/week $335 Cassandra Mactavish [email protected] learning and sharing our percussion instruments. The focus here is functional 613-884-7800 Thursday 11:00 am - noon, unique culture fosters an OYA: AN fitness beginning with a www.fitmomcanada.com $90 for 8 week session appreciation and respect for IMPROVISATIONAL Thursdays, 11:15 am -12:15pm 15min extended cardiovascu- Pilates consists of a series of all traditions and diversity. CHOIR $168+GST for 12 sessions lar warm up move into a Maura Volante, 613-277-9208 (rolling admission) fusion of pilates, yoga pos- precise, rhythmic, fluid move- BOLIVIAN DANCE ments achieved through a har- Tuesday 7:00-9:00 pm Come & try out a class for tures and strength exercises. Carole Ouellette $20/month (come try it out free! We will use exercise balls, mony of breath, concentration (613) 837-0058 and control. first for free) All FITMOM + Baby™ class- weights, and toning bands [email protected] In this choir we are exploring es include exercises to target using a variety of breathing Sunday April 1, 15, 29; May vocal improvisation, shaping all the major muscle groups. techniques and balance exer- STRETCH & STRENGTH Alex MacDonald 13, 27; June 10 (2:00-4:00 this material into improvisa- Each class concludes with a cises. The class will finish pm) - $6/class tional compositions which we baby activity that changes with an extended stretch and (613) 562-4858 Tuesday, Thursday Come and experience the will perform when we are weekly. In the course of the deep relaxation for the tran- ready. session participants will be quility of the soul. 6:00-7:00 pm, wonderful culture of Bolivia Saturday 10:00-11:00 am through dance and music. Join No audition required. We able to address concerns about accommodate all levels of abil- postnatal fitness and will $126 for 14 weeks the newly formed Canadian A neighbourhood favourite for Bolivian Association and help ity, both in singing and in receive handouts on relative improvisation skills. The only topics for their interest. 17 years, this unique class that promote Bolivian culture to combines dance, yoga and the Ottawa region. requirement is to be willing to FITNESS SERIES movement exercises to experiment, learn by ear and Core Training: Physical improve strength, flexibility, IRISH DANCE LESSONS commit to weekly practices. Strength Comes from Our balance and co-ordination. with the Taylor School of Irish Centre VOICE AND Alex is a certified Can-Fit Pro Dance PRESENTATION Sharon Collins Fitness Instructor Specialist Suzanne Taylor T.C.R.G (613) 816-4307 IYENGAR YOGA COACHING with current CPR certification. (613)761-6260 Sylvia Larrass Thursday, 8:30 - 9:30 am Barbara Young [email protected] 1 class/week $95 (613) 728-8647 ® 613-447-6428, THE FELDENKRAIS www.tayloririshdance.com [email protected] 2 classes/week $180 [email protected] METHOD Thursday, 7:15 - 8:15 pm 3 classes/week $260 Tuesday, 6:00 - 7:30 pm Jill Ogilvie Irish dance lessons are avail- Singing for all Ages 4 classes/week $335 Level 1 (613) 742-8262 able to girls and boys of all Explore your voice creatively In class we will work on gain- Tuesday, 7:30 - 9:00 pm Monday 11:00 -12:00 pm, ages. Irish dance is an excel- and safely through various ing strength in our core mus- Levels 2 & 3 Wednesday 6:00-7:00 pm lent and fun way to strengthen music genres. Write your own cles including abdominal and Thursday, 9:00 - 10:30 am (Sign up now for Spring classes) and develop skills in music, songs! Group and individual oblique using basic pilates Gentle $80 for 8 weeks, or tempo and rhythm, improve lessons are available. technique and practicing bal- Iyengar yoga teaches postures, $12 drop-in physical coordination and to $40.00/hour for individual ance. Sharon leads a multi- or asanas, that bring flexibili- The Feldenkrais® Method will learn about the Irish culture lessons, group lessons are level class that all fitness lev- ty, strength and endurance. help you to reconnect with through its tradition of dance. $20.00/person (for a small els can enjoy and benefit. The Awareness deepens as stu- your ability to move with ease, group). class will start with a gentle dents learn to practice with through a natural, exploratory KATHARINE ROBINSON Make your Voice your Ally! yet thorough warm-up using precision and subtlety, but learning process and learn how SCHOOL OF HIGHLAND This course is designed for dynamic movement followed even beginners can taste the to make any activity easier, DANCING those looking to harness their by balancing exercises and well-being and stillness that more effective and more enjoy- Katharine Robinson, Director true speaking voice and tap- abdominal/back work, some- yoga brings. Classes build able. (613) 733-2206 ping into its power. Ideal for times using exercise balls or over time, and so no two are Wednesday 7:00 - 9:00 pm all occupational speakers and yoga balls. The class will end the same. April 2007 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS Page 21 Safety Courses limited! Please note that this Amanda DeGrace is an extended version of the munity Centre Programs (613) 746-1415 Standard First Aid course, to [email protected] ensure success and compre- Safe Parenting: Infant & hension of knowledge. grams 2007 Child $30 per person those wishing to improve con- Pour les enfants entre l'âge de PLAY SERIES This course details infant arti- Canine fidence in speaking. Group 1 an et 4 ans. Caroline Elson ficial respiration, CPR, chok- and individual lessons are 100$ pour dix classes, pre- 613-282-7905 ing, bone injuries and breaks, CANINE OBEDIENCE available. $40.00 per hour for mière classe le 23 mars 2007. Buy a punch card for 10 head injuries and is recom- CLASSES individual lessons, group Inscrivez-vous dès main- classes at $100.00 and attend mended for all parents, ECE, Chantal Mills lessons are $20.00 per person tenant. any classes you wish. child care providers, grand- 613-296-dog-e (3643), (for a small group). parents and anyone else who [email protected], LITTLE RAMA LOTUS Craft and Play SERIES - Sign up now for comes in contact with infants! www.ottawak9school.com Visual Arts Monday 10:00-11:00 am We will also look at house- Spring session This class is for anyone under Basic Canine Obedience Amanda DeGrace hold safety tips to keep your Sunday 4:00 - 5:00 pm, 5:00 - 5 who likes to make a mess. infant safe! (613)746-1415 Each week there will be a 6:00 pm ACRYLIC PAINTING FOR [email protected] Babysitters Training Course Chantal says “my goal during BEGINNERS theme with a story and craft. 12 week sessions/$90 Take your craft home at the $50 per person the Basic Obedience course is (Sign up now for Spring classes) end of the class Sunday April 1 to help you establish yourself Anik Fortin, 613-747-7477, Ages 4 & 5 years 9:00 - 4:00 pm as the leader AND develop the [email protected] Thursday 2:00-3:00 pm Song, Dance and Play This course will enhance the willingness in your dog to fol- Friday, 7:00 - 9:00 pm (April 5 - June 21) Wednesday 10:00 -11:00 am students learning skills and low you.You want your dog to $100 for 5 week session Ages 2 & 3 years This class is for anyone under teach them hands on knowl- be obedient with an enthusias- Students will discover an Thursday 3:00-4:00 pm 5 who wants to sing and dance. edge in dealing with children tic attitude!” expressive loose approach to Ages 6 to 9 years The class begins with songs in of all ages, basic first aid safe- Private classes available painting as they become Thursday 4:00-5:00 pm a circle, then dancing with ty, emergency situations, Puppy Kindergarten familiar with acrylic paints. music and sitting to end the preparing for the job, meal Monday 7:30 - 8:30 pm Various painting techniques, Join in on this fun and inspira- class. preparation and MUCH The first 6 months are crucial! colour balance, and composi- tional class that encourages MORE! Students will receive Your puppy must build confi- tion will be addressed. children to gain social, senso- Gym and Play a certificate upon successful dence and learn that the out- Painting subjects will range ry and motor skills while Thursday 10:00-11:00 am course completion. Please side world is not a scary from landscapes to geometric using their imaginations and This class is for anyone under note that candidates must be place. art. increasing flexibility and daily 5 that is walking. We will be at least 12 years of age to movement skills. babysit, however those who Agility Training tumbling, running, jumping, Sunday 3:00 - 4:00 pm, 6:00 - Little Lotus Yoga practices moving and playing games in are 11 may attend the course if their birthday is within 6 7:00 pm fun and healthy development this hour. Gymnastics for your dog! movement classes based on months of the course date. Registration is on a first come, Agility training is fun, both yoga poses and breathing Safety for the human and the canine exercises. Your child will first serve basis! Numbers are limited! participant. Obstacles include experience a sense of well INFANT & CHILD CPR the tunnel, teeter, chute, tire being and respect for others, (Level 'F') Standard First Aid & CPR 'C' jump and the A frame. FIGURE PAINTING AND inner strength and awareness, improved concentration and Erin Shaheen, 613-260-7309 Training for Older Children DRAWING email: [email protected] and Young Teens! John Jarrett attention, relaxation and self control. $35 per person Recommended for ages 12-15 613-594-0182 $120 per person [email protected] Allow your child the experi- This Heart & Stroke Wednesdays 9:30 am-12:30 ence to learn to love their Foundation course covers This course will cover all con- pm mind, body and spirit as they CPR for infants, children and tent required for certification $40 for six classes soar into whole body health. adults. with the Lifesaving Society, In this workshop the model This is a drop off program. certification will be granted Topics include: upon successful course com- will sustain a pose over two Please register at least one • Recognition of heart attack sessions for a total of six week before the course date. pletion. This course is a and respiratory arrest required certification for all hours. This will permit partici- • Home safety and injury pants to complete a painting lifeguards, recreation and fit- JUNGLE PARTY - Sign up prevention for babies and chil- ness staff, team coaches and or to do a number of sketches now for Spring session - dren or drawings. other employment opportuni- Amanda DeGrace • Definition of CPR ties. CPR and choking skills Children (613) 746-1415 • Performing CPR on infants will be covered in depth for [email protected] and children (one-rescuer) infants, children and adults. Tuesday 2:00-3:00 pm • Clearing airway obstruc- FRENCH SONGTIME - (April 4 - June 20) tions in children and infants Content also includes first aid ****NEW 12 week session/$90 (choking) legalities, self protection, CCCC Office: Michelle Morra 613-744-0275 Interactive play for 4 & 5 year • Barrier Devices burns, bites, breaks, spinal Joanne Hughes [email protected] olds incorporating gross and • CPR and the Heimlich on injuries, diabetic emergencies, Community Facilitator Friday 10:00 - 11:00 am fine motor skills, balance, adults seizures, circulatory and respi- #307-200 Crichton Street Expose your child to the rich coordination and promoting • Safe and healthy lifestyles ratory distress and disease! Ottawa, Ontario K1M 1W2 world of French music, physical fitness. This is a drop Registration on a first come, rhymes, stories and song! Join Babes in arms are welcome to Phone: 745-CRIC (2742) off program. Please pre regis- attend the course. first serve basis! Numbers are Fax: 745-4153 us for an immersive, fun-filled ter at least 1 week before Email: [email protected] French-only hour. course begins. We ask people to pre-register for courses and special fea- For under 4 years of age. $100 tures so that we have some idea of numbers and can be www.crichtonccc.ca for 10 classes adequately prepared. Venez chanter, jouer, danser et For more information rencontrer des petits amis Unfortunately, programs may be cancelled if there is about the Centre or francophones! Tous les ven- insufficient registration. It is important for us to have a programs call 745-2742. To dredis à 10h00 au Centre contact number in the event of a class cancellation. register for a specific pro- communautaire culturelle Drop-ins are welcome, but please call ahead to confirm. gram please call the Crichton instructor. Page 22 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS April 2007 A new program for kids is coming soon to the Crichton Cultural Community Centre! Michelle Morra, a stay at home this sensibility in our chil- dre aux besoins de ceux et Mom of two young children, is dren”. celles qui veulent s’amuser en creating a unique French The French music group will français. music and play program. The begin March 23rd and will run Avant d’être mère de famille, group will be aimed at children for ten consecutive weeks. It Michelle Morra a fait des between 1 to 4 years of age, will consist of an hour of études en petite enfance et a accompanied by their parents songs, music, dancing, stories travaillé comme gardienne and/or caregivers. and play – all conducted in d’enfants pour plusieurs familles à Ottawa. Depuis la naissance de ses enfants, Michelle a participé à plusieurs groupes (p.ex., jeux, Hands On: Starry, Starry Night musique, danse, bibliothèque et arts plastiques).«J’aime être Lumière Lantern Making Workshop une personne active dans ma Real Canadian Superstore (Westboro) communauté. Il est important pour moi de donner le bon Saturday, May 26, 1 - 4pm exemple à mes enfants et de leurs donner le gout de s’impli- quer dans sa communauté». Le Light up the night! Let your creative spirit be your guide as 23 mars, un nouveau groupe de you learn how to make and decorate your very own Chinese jeux commence au Centre paper star lantern, perfect for patio/garden entertaining or Communautaire Culturelle this summer's Lumière Festival. Crichton. Michelle animera une rencontre pour les enfants The beauty of these lanterns is found in the joyful simplicity et les parents et/ou of the candlelight. Michelle Morra will be bringing her special mélange of gardiens(iennes) avec des music and play to the CCCC this Spring. chansons, de la musique, des All supplies included: $30 histores, des comptines et de la “I decided to create a new French. In addition to being a danse. Register today by calling 1-866-596-7277 Ext #3 or visit class because there really fun time for all, it will be a Pour les enfants entre l’âge Customer Service at your Real Canadian Superstore seemed to be a demand for a great way to meet other French de 1 an et 4 ans. (Westboro), 190 Richmond Road. French language playgroup in speaking parents and care- 100$ pour dix classes, pre- this neighbourhood” explains givers and to expose children mière classe le 23 mars 2007. For additional information please call Patricia Wilson, Michelle. to the language and culture of Inscrivez-vous dès maintenant, Cooking School Coordinator at 613-722-9599. Michelle is a francophone the region’s French-Canadian Michelle Morra 613-744-0275 who has been attending music community. ou [email protected]. classes and playgroups since For under 4 years of age. her children (now 3 yrs and 1 $100 for 10 classes yr old) were infants. Before Please register at least one starting her own family she week before sessions begin on studied early childhood educa- March 23, 2007 tion and worked professionally Contact Michelle Morra at as a caregiver to several fami- 613-744-0275 or lies in the Ottawa area. [email protected] “My husband and I have lived in many neighbourhoods * * * * * * in Canada and abroad, and Une mère francophone de have always tried to be active deux enfants (3 ans et 1 an) qui members of our communities. demeure à New Edinburgh a We feel it is important to instill décidé de commencer un groupe de jeux afin de répon- April 2007 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS Page 23 MainWorks Profiles: Gail Bourgeois Jars and Volunteers Needed Gail Bourgeois loves to draw! windmills with meteors flying Mud Oven called Poetically Lumière Festival 2007 Set Her drawings and paintings by. I am having fun!” Political opening on March 12. interpret what she sees around Born in the United States, Gail Bourgeois holds a for Saturday, August 11 her and what she sees in her Gail has lived in Canada for 35 Master of Fine Arts degree imagination. Through her years. When she moved here from Concordia University. Mark your workshop and work, she invites people to five years ago, she immediate- For more than fifteen years, calendars! then make star think about the cultivated ly became an active participant she has developed and taught The Lumière lanterns - these world and about the relation- in the Ottawa arts community. university lecture courses in Festival is a can be made at ship human’s have with nature. She has been a member of addition to courses in painting magical the centre or at event that home. you will not Sponsorship - want to miss. the Festival needs to raise We are offering Lumière funds to cover festival supplies lantern workshops (at our loca- and performer fees. Approach tion or yours) or lantern sup- potential sponsors to secure plies for organizations. festival funds. Additionally, lantern making parties are available at the Festival Promoters –Help CCCC. Call 745-2742 or promote the festival by dissem- check the website at inating brochures at other large www.lumiereottawa.com for events like Canada day. workshop details. Fire Safety – Be responsible Just a reminder - a lot of the for setting up the fire safety supplies needed are those equipment and signage along found in your basement, the Lumière route. garage and garden. We are Translator - Translate looking for donations of: Lumière promotions and • glass jars (clean, any size, no media releases from English to labels or lids) other languages. • thick and pliable wood from your garden – willow, etc Media Assistant - Contact • decorating items – stickers, media to get Lumière listed on tissue paper, buttons, ribbon, PSAs, community calendars Tony Caldwell took this photo of Gail Bourgeois when he became intrigued by drawings he and to get print/radio/TV pub- saw in her studio. He has placed the artist between the natural light and one of her oil Lumière Volunteer licity drawings on translucent Mylar. Requirements To volunteer, contact the We welcome your participa- office at 745-2742, email For the past two years Gail MainWorks for almost four and drawing. She is currently tion; help Ottawa shine! [email protected] or fill in a vol- has been working on a series of years. teaching drawing at the Ottawa Lantern Maker - Attend a unteer registration form at drawings of wrapped trees. Since 1985, Gail’s works School of Art where she coor- volunteer lantern making www.lumiereottawa.com. She employs a variety of have been shown professional- dinates the Diploma Program. media from charcoal to oil on ly in solo and group exhibi- For the fall 2007, Gail has ini- Mylar. tions across Canada and in tiated a certificate program in Gail enjoys working on many England. She will be present- the fine crafts. This new pro- pieces at the same time. She ing a drawing series titled gram, addressing artists with says of her wind turbine paint- Non-sense in a solo exhibition some experience in a crafts ings, “When I paint these won- at the PUKKA Gallery open- discipline, will offer study derful giants, increasingly ing on May 11th. The gallery is under the guidance of a master found in the landscape, they located at 430 Parkdale craftsman. Keep your eyes on represent many things to me. Avenue (613.761.1515) the OSA web site for the offi- Man’s search for sustainable www.pukkagallery.ca. Also, cial launch of this exciting new energy has a Don Quixotic she will be participating in a program at the end of May, character, so I paint these curated group exhibition at the www.artottawa.ca. Page 24 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS April 2007 What’s New at the CCCC English Country Dance If you have seen any of the It is danced to beautiful Jane Austen movies such as melodies, some new, some “Emma” or “Sense and hundreds of years old, but Sensibility”, or watched they are all tunes that will “Pride and Prejudice” on TV, make you want to get up and then you have seen some dance! English Country dancing. Come and try English It is social dancing. You Country dancing at a free dance with a partner and with introductory session. You the other people in your group don’t need to bring a partner, or set. but do bring soft-soled shoes. It uses simple steps such as a Free introductory session: springy walk or a skipping Monday April 2. 7.30-9.30 step to perform the figures of pm. the dance. It can be quick and lively, Classes: Monday April 9 slow and elegant and every- –May 14, 7.30-9.30 pm. thing in between. Cost: $30 for 6 week session How to Raise a Money- Smart Child Seminar When: Saturday April 28, Money Savvy Pig Piggy Bank 3:00-4:00 pm and Activity Book given to Where: Room 307, CCCC each child. The seminar is presented A special seminar on "How to by Steve McIlroy a Financial Raise a Money-Smart Child" Advisor with Edward Jones is coming to the CCCC in Investments, 266 Beechwood April. Attendees will Avenue. acquire the tools and tech- There is no cost for this niques to teach their children event and parents are wel- and grandchildren about come to bring their children financial goal-setting and who will be entertained by self-discipline and the basics Little Ray's Reptiles during of making wise money choic- the seminar. es. To RSVP call 613-742-6811 This one-hour, interactive or email seminar is enhanced with the [email protected] April 2007 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS Page 25 Where Have All the Green Bins Gone? Burgh Hits the Bottom of the List with a Failing Grade! By Jane Heintzman tem to its best advantage, and using the bins, are using them If you haven’t yet caught on If readers are still uncertain It is now six years since the with minimum inconvenience. primarily for garden waste dur- to the system and are daunted about how best to introduce City introduced the Compost The results of our crusading ing the spring and summer and by the prospect of smelly con- this new routine into their Plus pilot programme into nine are not encouraging. In fact, not for kitchen waste, which tainers, maggots and maraud- households, I would be happy Ottawa neighbourhoods, one they’re downright depressing! accounts for such a large pro- ing animals, these can be to go through the abc’s of of which was a stretch of New The table below shows the rel- portion of the average house- avoided entirely by using the using the Green Bin to best Edinburgh streets including ative participation rates of the hold’s garbage. specially designed Bag to advantage, so please send in Charles, Thomas, John, nine communities in the pro- Come on folks, we really can Earth kitchen waste bags your questions/concerns to Mackay and Crichton Streets, gramme, with the Burgh com- do better, much better! And (available at Jolicoeur Home [email protected] Stanley Avenue, and the lanes ing in dead last at just over indeed, if all goes as planned, Hardware) to collect and store or [email protected]. between Charles and Dufferin. 20%. we will have to change our organic waste. It’s helpful to It really is a simple and per- The primary objective of the ways as the Green Bin pro- line the bottom of the bags fectly hygienic system, and programme was to divert the gramme is currently slated for with a couple of discarded will significantly lighten the very substantial compostable city-wide implementation by newspapers and, in the case of load of irreducible garbage component of household waste the end of 2008. Nearly all really mucky articles, to wrap shipped off to the burgeoning from Ottawa’s overextended major Canadian cities already them in newspaper before put- landfill sites. So please, let’s landfill to a commercial com- have such a system in opera- ting them in the bags. If possi- try to be Greener, both for the posting facility which averted tion and Ottawa is currently ble pop newspaper-wrapped environmental health of our the significant costs of creating trailing the pack, struggling to scraps into the freezer for stor- City and to boost our commu- a new landfill site. Important boost its waste diversion rate age until collection day, just to nity’s failing grade in side benefits of the system from the present level of about minimize the risk of unpleas- Environmental Stewardship! included an attendant reduc- 32% to the provincially man- ant smells. tion in the methane gas pro- dated target of over 60% by duction of the landfill,and the 2008. So it’s highly probable creation of valuable compost that Green Bins are here to stay needed for enriching the soil. and in the present climate Over the years since the (oops!) of heightened environ- “Green Bin” system was intro- Based on my observations mental awareness it makes duced, the News has urged our through the winter months sense to use them to the best readers in the pilot area to get when only an astonishingly possible advantage. on board the City’s green ini- small number of green bins When you get right down to tiative. On several occasions, were at the curbside on collec- it, that’s most of your garbage we have offered tips about how tion day, my guess would be (in our experience, about 80% to use the Compost Plus sys- that those households who are of the non-recyclable waste). Page 26 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS April 2007 belonged to the sharp-shinned downy hatchlings later this For the Birds family. spring. On February 22, I was aston- Bird Life at the Marsh By Jane Heintzman light fawn coloring and bright ished but delighted to Apart from the intriguing dis- Since our last report, prepared red bill has a charm of its own. encounter a lone American plays of downy woodpecker in the balmy month of January, Territorial competition robin scampering about on the behaviour observed at the true winter weather finally among larger species can be a ground close to the entrance of Marsh this winter, the made an appearance in the dramatic sight and I was fasci- Rideau Hall. Perhaps the har- Educarium crew reported Ottawa Valley, and with it the nated to watch as three large binger of an early spring, I can sightings of black-capped biting cold temperatures and crows pursued what I believe only hope that this little guy is Downy woodpecker. chickadees, goldfinches, tree snow cover that drive the to have been an immature able to scrounge a sufficient quent visitor to backyard feed- sparrows, cardinals, juncos, feathered population to our sharp-shinned hawk, driving supply of fruit and berries to white-breasted nuthatches, backyard feeders to load up on the hawk to the safety of a pro- ing stations where it claims its sustain himself until the blus- share of sunflower and other mourning doves, hairy wood- the seed and suet they need to tected perch in a narrow back tery cold and snows of March peckers and even a raven. No survive until spring. yard off our lane. The imma- seeds, and in our case at least, have subsided and worm-pick- more than its share of suet, doubt by the time this edition Throughout the coldest days ture sharp-shinned and ing weather has returned. hits the streets the list will have of February our feeders were Cooper’s hawks are confus- which it seems to devour with Woodpecker Wiles frightening efficiency. expanded to include such early buzzing with activity as pur- ingly similar, but I surmised One of the birds most in evi- spring arrivals as the red- ple finches, house finches, from the comparatively small As early as late February or dence in our neck of the woods the beginning of March, winged blackbird, the horned goldfinches, chickadees, size of this escapee (slightly this winter was the pint-sized lark and the incomparable house sparrows and white smaller than a crow), com- downy pairs will lay claim to downy woodpecker, the their nesting site, drumming American robin. breasted nuthatches vied for bined with the heavy brown smallest and most familiar of In late May (May 26 and 27), the fast depleting stocks of short tattoos with their chisel- the 13 species of woodpecker like bills on dry twigs in the the team at the Marsh will cel- sunflower seed, nyjer seed and found in Canada. Like its very ebrate the Grand Opening of suet. Needless to say the atten- territory and shattering the similar cousin, the hairy silence with their sharp whin- the Outdoor Classroom dant mess sprayed around the woodpecker, the downy has a which is finally nearing com- ground beneath the feeders nying calls. The pair takes as white back and white under long as three weeks to com- pletion after 3 years of plan- proved ideal fodder for the parts; white spotted black ning and fundraising. Check rock dove (a.k.a. pigeon) pop- plete the excavation of its nest- wings and a black and white ing hole, which is about 12 to out the details of the opening ulation, although the odd wild streaked face. The male also celebrations in an article in this chase from our youngest 15 cm wide, and 20 to 30 cm. has a prominent red blob on deep. At the outset, the male issue by Grade 6 Educarium Labrador kept their numbers the nape of its neck. The student Pierre-Luc Souligny. within a manageable range. does most of the drilling while downy is noticeably smaller the female drives off intruders. Natures Encounters: Notes Even our ever-present cardi- than the hairy, however, (6” nal residents came boldly to The Woodpecker Watusi From Manor Park’s Dave long as opposed to 9”), and has When defending their territory, Collyer the feeders to join the fray and a much shorter bill than its pin- at one point I observed a feisty the male downy takes care of Our new regular contributor, nochio-esque relative whose other male marauders while Manor Park naturalist Dave female cardinal in combat with powerful bill is as long as its the brassy chickadees over the Sharp-shinned hawk. the females deals with inter- Collyer, sent us a report on head. lopers of her own sex. three of his favourite bird sunflower seed supply. While My guess would be that even her plumage is perhaps not as streaking on his breast (which Typically the birds parade in watching spots in our area. He readers who can’t recall having front of each other with beaks reports that the Rockcliffe vivid as that of her brilliant red is paler in the case of the seen a downy this winter will consort, the female’s lovely Cooper’s hawk), that he open and wings raised and Rockeries and environs are a have heard their distinctive, fully spread, twisting and turn- haven for winter birds such as sharp “pik, pik”, or their ing like little dervishes in an black capped chickadees, harsh, whinnying call as they effort to drive off competitors white breasted nuthatches, flit from branch to branch bor- through this hostile dance. Our cardinals, downy and hairy ing into the bark for food. Macoun Marsh correspon- woodpeckers, and blue jays. About 75% of the downy’s diet dent, Mike Leveillé, actually Mackay Lake and the Caldwell consists of insects which it witnessed just such a war of Conservation area are also traps with its long, barbed nerves taking place between excellent birding locations, tongue and sticky, glue-like two downy females in mid- and as migration approaches, saliva. In addition to its staple February, so chances are the Dave notes that species such as diet of insects and larger prey young naturalists at red winged blackbirds, pur- such as caterpillars, moths and Educarium will see some ple grackles, flycatchers and mayflies, the downy is a fre- many types of warblers will April 2007 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS Page 27 be regulars to the area. The lake itself will also soon be a haven for visiting gulls, herons and many species of waterfowl, as will our own stretch of the Rideau River through New Edinburgh Park. (Indeed, as I sign off in mid- March, the ducks are already coming back, and I look for- ward to their companionable quacking in the coming weeks.) The area around Rockcliffe Park Public School and Photo by Vicki Metcalfe Ashbury College were report- Snowy egret and great ibis on Jeckyll Island, Georgia. edly alive with black capped chickadees and white breast- compiled an impressive list of doves, a pileated woodpeck- ed nuthatches in late February bird sightings which they sent er, and an Eastern bluebird. and early March. In the course us in late February. In the In the Wetland category of a single weekend Dave Backyard category (which (marshes and ponds), their racked up a count of 12 chick- includes golf courses, forests, sightings included great blue adees and 5 nuthatches. He and the cactus and brush bor- herons, great egrets, snowy was especially pleased to note dering the island’s roads and egrets (including a flock with the number of active feeding paths), their list included their heads down, burrowing in stations in the area providing Northern mockingbirds, a the marsh “like crows in a corn wild bird seed, sunflower seed blue-gray gnatcatcher (which field”, as Vicki described and suet to sustain the birds resembles a chickadee, but them), an immature tri- through the bitter days of early with a long, upright tail), coloured heron, an immature March. American robins, a red-bel- lied woodpecker, mourning Continued on page 28 Jekyll Island, Georgia Our regular birding correspon- dent Vicki Metcalfe and her husband Dennis Orchard wisely headed south for the months of February and March. Their destination was Jekyll Island, one of the many barrier islands along the coast of Georgia, mid-way between Savannah, Georgia and Jacksonville, Florida. Apart from being far enough south to escape the worst blasts of win- ter, Jekyll Island is wonderful birding country with its exten- sive wetlands and forests of pine and live oak. In spring and fall the island is a resting spot for migrating birds on their Atlantic flyway. Armed with their copy of Peterson’s Birds of Eastern and Central North America and a supplementary book of local birds, Vicki and Dennis Page 28 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS April 2007 Birds of Victoria County, common, including the blue reported in Ms. Kent’s column Cape Breton jays, black-capped chick- was a rusty blackbird, a Birds... Much to my delight, John adees, American goldfinches, medium-sized (9”) song bird May, one of our faithful out of dark-eyed juncos, golden- with a distinctive bright, rusty Continued from page 27 town subscribers to the News crowned kinglets, hairy, wash on its Fall/Winter white ibis, an immature little (who also happens to be the downy and pileated wood- plumage. As I read this blue heron (all white with father of Burgh resident and peckers, red-tailed hawks, description of this singular col- green legs), wood storks doz- Green Party Leader Elizabeth northern shrikes and oring, I was reminded that my ing by a pond at a highway May!) recently sent me a copy American bald eagles report- husband had once insisted that intersection, dozens of myrtle of “Strictly For the Birds,” the ed in Ms. Kent’s late Fall/early he had spotted a flock of warblers, an immature turkey regular birding column for the Winter column, Victoria “shiny, gold tinged” black vulture and cedar waxwings, a Victoria Standard, a small, bi- County’s waterfowl and birds. It was a report which I handsome species whose pres- weekly newspaper based in seabird population is, for obvi- had originally dismissed as a ence I missed this winter in the Baddeck in the Victoria ous reasons, considerably bit of harmless hallucinating. Ottawa area. County region of Cape Breton. more diverse and abundant Now I’m not so sure!! In their jaunts along the This fascinating and engaging- than what is found in our Happy birding to all as we beach with their lively com- ly written column is authored immediate area. Ms. Kent’s head into the glorious months panion Ceilidh, Vicki and by Bethsheila Kent, to whom column also included a report- of Spring. The parks and lanes Dennis also spotted common Mr. May has reportedly been ed sighting of a great skua, a of the Burgh will soon be alive brown pelicans, double- sending copies of the NEN’s massive (23”-25”), thick- with the sights and songs of crested cormorants and innu- “For the Birds” so that Ottawa chested and broad-winged nesting season. And please let merable terns and gulls, the and Cape Breton can share seabird with a distinctive us know who’s nesting in your exact identities of which Vicki their birding experiences. broad, white band on the outer neck of the woods: janeheintz- was still sorting out at the time While our respective bird portion of its wings. [email protected] or of our correspondence. populations have much in Another intriguing sighting [email protected].

Rockcliffe Park Branch 380 Springfield Road 613-745-2562 Spring Programs Adult Book Chats Bilingual Toddlertime Drop in at the library for an Sessions informal chat about great A story based program for books and authors. toddlers and a parent or care- (meetings start at 7 pm) giver with rhymes, songs and games. May 7, May 14, May April 19 28 at 10:30 am. Martin Sloane English Storytime Sessions by Michael Redhill A storytime program with sto- ries and rhymes for young May 17 children. Parents and care- Childhood givers are welcome to join in. by André Alexis April 18, May 2, May 16, June 21 May 30 at 10:00 am. According to Queeney Fun withMusic by Beryl Bainbridge Toddlers learn to have fun with various musical instru- Children’s Programs ments and songs. 0-35 Bilingual Babytime Sessions months. For babies and their parent or May 7 at 9:30 am. caregiver with stories, Contact person for all branch rhymes, songs and games. 0- programs: Sonia Doyon 18 months. April 16, April 23, Public Supervisor April 30, at 10:30 am. [email protected] April 2007 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS Page 29

The Great Canadian Bio-Blitz May 26-27 By Pierre-Luc Souligny, Andrea Howard Grade 6, Educarium School (Naturalist/Educator) are some In honour of the United of the specialist guests. Tara Nation’s International Day for Conroy from Canadian Biodiversity, the Macoun Museum of Nature will also be Marsh team is celebrating assisting. Another important Biodiversity with a grand feature of the weekend will be opening of our outdoor class- a Pollinator Monitoring room on May 26 and 27. After Workshop given by Jim Dyer, three years of planning, we can who has been instrumental in see that our outdoor classroom developing the programme is a reality. The Ottawa Carleton Catholic School Board Technology classes have also been working on this proj- ect for the past month. We will be celebrating biodiversity within our City of Ottawa. The Grand Opening will take place in the South-East corner of Beechwood Cemetery. David Coates, Environmental Affairs Officer for Inland Waters, will represent the which is sponsored by EMAN United Nations Secretariat on (Environmental Monitoring Biological Diversity. and Assessment Network) at We would like to invite the Environment Canada. The community to celebrate this workshop will take place at the event with us. There will be Educarium. There will also be top local biologists coming. some display tables. We have The Ottawa Field Naturalist learned that there will be a Club is now involved in this working bee hive on site. We event. A biological survey (or will have an exhibit on Bio-Blitz) will take place over Pollinators and the Ottawa two days. Research work and Carleton Wildlife Centre will journals will be presented by have a display table. All Bio- Educarium and Jean Vanier Blitz events are free of charge. Catholic students. Irwin We would like to thank The Brodo (Expert in lichens), Beechwood Cemetery Fenja Brodo (Expert in Foundation for all their sup- insects/Crane flies) and port. Page 30 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS April 2007 What’s On in Lindenlea After School Program Community Centre. The before and after the party for 2007 – 2008 course will be held over three decorating and subsequent Are you in need of after school consecutive Saturdays in April, clean up. The only require- care for your child? If so, we the 14th, 21st, and 28th, from 2 ment is that you leave the cen- have both full and part time – 5 p.m. The 14th will be tre just as it was when you spaces available in our pro- devoted to painting techniques, arrived. For further informa- gram. RPPS students are composition, colour (theory & tion on availability, or to book picked up at the school and exercises), and preparation. the centre for your next birth- then they walk under the On the 21st and 28th, students day celebration, please call us watchful eye of our After will paint a live model. You at 742-5011. School Director, Suzanne must bring the following: your Beading Workshop Seguin, to the Lindenlea choice of medium, 1 canvas Just in time for Mother’s Day! Community Centre. Here they (approx. 16” x 24”), and 2 Please join us at the Lindenlea are provided with a healthy sheets of canvas paper. Cost Community Centre on Sunday snack before doing some of for this workshop is $135.00. May 6th, at 1:00 p.m., for a their assigned homework and For further information, please Mother-Daughter beading completing their time with phone 742-5011. workshop. Learn how to crafts and games. Included in Community Centre Rental design original beaded jewelry, your After School fees is art Do you just dread the thought and craft two personalized instruction with Pamela of having throngs of young pieces each. This activity is Lasserre, every Thursday after- excited birthday party revelers suitable for ages 5 and up. The noon. For further information, in your home? Why not take cost for both mother and please contact us at 742-5011. the worry out of hosting your daughter is $50.00 (this Adult Art Workshop child’s birthday party by rent- includes materials). Please Pamela Lasserre will once ing the Lindenlea Community add $15.00 for additional chil- Bring this ad for $20 OFF any service again offer an adult painting Centre? We charge $35/hour, dren. workshop at the Lindenlea and allow you a free half hour Registration is held every Tuesday evening from 6:00- 8:30 p.m. at the Lindenlea Community Centre, 15 Rockcliffe Way. If you have any questions, please call 742-5011. Easter at MacKay United Church HOLY WEEK SERVICES will be held in the Sanctuary from Mon. April 2nd to Good Friday, April 6th with Communion on Maundy Thursday, April 5. Meditations, conducted by Dr. John Montgomery will begin at 7am followed by a light breakfast at 7:30 am in the Memorial Hall. Join us before heading to work. Easter Sunday April 8th: Sunrise Service at Beechwood Cemetary Gazebo Easter Service - 10:30 am Everyone welcome. April 2007 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS Page 31 Fern Hill Students Spread the Love at New Edinburgh Square Without missing a beat, Ailsa and Betty shared their own song with the children: “Be you to others kind and true, As you have others do to you.” The children presented a giant Valentine that was to be put on display in the dining room and then handed out chocolate treats to everyone in attendance. The performance over, snow- suits, boots and mittens had to go back on for the two-block walk back to school in the falling snow. Betty fell back into her old role as nursery school teacher, helping some of the little ones with their out- door gear, displaying with her actions the sentiments of her earlier song, “Be you to others kind and true, as you have oth- A Fern Hill School student presents a hand-made Valentine ers do to you.” card to a New Edinburgh Square “grandma”. By Gina Watson form of Valentines cards they The Junior Kindergarten chil- had made for the “grandmas dren from Fern Hill School and grandpas” at the residence. know that “Love is something In return they received smiles, if you give it away - you keep applause, laughter and … more on getting more”. songs from the seniors. The children sang these One resident, Ailsa, learned words to the senior residents at to sing as a child and continues the New Edinburgh Square on to sing. Betty ran a nursery Valentines Day, and just like school and taught music. The the song they were singing, two are starting their own they gave away love in the singing group at the residence. Page 32 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS April 2007 Notes from Istanbul By Lester Clark Hello from Turkey Greetings Friends and neigh- bours! I am penning this from beautiful Istanbul. It is truly a magnificent city. Not only is it a major seaport but also, I am told, it was once upon a time the seat of a vast empire and...it still shows. The streets are narrow and cobbled (like old Québec) and follow no obvious pattern up and down and around. It is easy to lose your bearings but not to worry: guidance is only one kind Turk away and there is no shortage of them! We rented an apartment in Sultan Ahmat, near the blue mosque. Our neighbourhood is thick with kids (and cats). The children bring us so much joy with their broken English and vigorous hand-waving “hello’s” (not to be missed). They greet their elders with arms wide open and receive Suleymaniye (the Magnificent). This mosque was built in heart-warming hugs and pecks the 16th century by Ottoman architect Mimar Sinan for on both cheeks. Then they Sultan Süleyman the Magnificient. scamper away knowing (some- stay in your third storey apart- from rugs, taksies (sic) and how) that they are loved and ment and lower a basket on a hotels. Just ask three simple watched over. No trust issues knotty rope and have it filled questions: 1) how much? here folks…just trust. with fish, veggies or bread. It is (pause); 2) is this your best All the food is fresh fresh so simple, yet…incredible. It price? (pregnant pause), and 3) (not time and date stamped) is a different culture, but not is this your final price? You and, in our neighbourhood, strangely so. It has a balance probably just heard the price delivered door to door by full and a common sense. It’s beau- drop 40% or more. Not to throated street vendors. Really tiful. worry, nobody was cheated. it’s à la carte. You can even Everything is negotiable They are glad for your busi- ness and if you paid the full price, they would smile at your back (of this, be sure!) And it is fun to feel like you have won, even when you did not (of this, also be sure!) There is so much to see and do. Street artists, old men fish- ing, museums, shopping bazaars, musicians, and when you hear for the first time the wailing prayers coming from the mosques, it makes you feel that all is good. Hello from Beechwood I am back in the hood on Beechwood, the canal froze on time for Winterlude, the Senators (hockey) have us (almost but not quite) believ- ing that “this could be the year,” and spring is in the air. Soon I will be on my bench reading the morning paper, basking in the sunshine, and throwing a wave to Roger Hardy as he passes by on his new motorcycle, nodding his hello as he always does on his way to work. And I will call to mind my Turk Muslim friends telling me with gentle assur- ance, “Allah hu Akbar,” and I April 30, 2007. will look up to the blue sky, smile and agree…indeed, “God is great.” Best to all. April 2007 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS Page 33 Elmwood School’s Annual Auction Will be a Night to Remember By Anne X. Benoit ancient Egypt. The evening will entertain throughout the On April 28, 2007, Elmwood promises to reflect the many evening. School is holding its 18th mysteries and charms of a land With a long tradition behind Annual Auction. One of the it, the Auction has established most popular events of the itself as a major social event community, the Auction for the area. Over 300 guests always promises a fun night typically attend, many people for all those who attend. The returning year after year. As night begins with martinis and the Elmwood student popula- silent bidding on items ranging tion continues to include more from art work and fashion to people from other parts of unique experiences such as Ottawa, the Auction follows riverboat trips and shadow suit by attracting a diverse and days with orchestra musicians. energetic crowd every year. Dinner is always a grand Proceeds from this year’s affair with excellent food. Auction will be going towards Dancers entertain while guests Elmwood’s Future Forward anticipate the live auction. initiative. Improvements will Whether you are bidding or be made to the sports fields not, you can’t help but be and the general area surround- excited and impressed by what ing the school, making it more the live auction offers: attractive to the community embassy dinners, exotic vaca- and improve functionality for tion getaways, and private the students. The initiative will flight tours in military planes, also bring new technology to to name a few. Elmwood. Each year the Auction has a For those looking for a fan- different theme which makes tastic evening out this Spring, the evening a one-of-a-kind mark the “Jewels of the Nile” experience. Previous years’ Auction on your calendar and themes have been “An Evening help give back to the commu- in Paris,” and “Le Cirque.” nity. Tickets can be purchased This year, guests will be wel- infused with beauty and mys- individually at $150 each or by comed to the “Jewels of the tery. Dinner will be catered by tables of ten. To buy tickets, Nile” and can expect to be Thyme and Again and Belly contact Megan Puff at 613 swept away to the land of Dancers from Mirage Studios 749 6761 extension 293.

613 Page 34 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS April 2007 Leaving an Impression Paradise Found Lecture Series 2007 By Jeanne Labelle evening of history, biography, triumphs into perspective. Claude Monet was the longest- beautiful art and stunning pho- Peppered with photographic lived and most prolific of the tography. I recently saw the and narrative details, including French Impressionist artists. anecdotes, political events and He expressed his creative tal- personal relationships, the rich ent in two ways: painting and backdrop makes a cohesive gardening. He lived in heady context to give depth and times, when post-revolutionary meaning to the artists’ strug- France was evolving toward la gles. Belle Epoque and a welcome The lecturers visited Claude new openness was breaking Monet’s gardens in Giverny with centuries of tradition. four times over the last grow- Monet’s Muse: Claude ing season to allow for a wide Monet and the Gardens of range of differing photographs. Giverny is a live-documentary These pictures, coupled with lecture that tells the story of archival ones, will invite the the impressionist art move- audience to follow the 43-year ment through the examination development of this property’s of this well-loved artist, his tal- gardens - particularly the ented circle of friends and his famous pond, which served as gardens and waterlily pond in Claude Monet inspiration for Monet’s last the small Normandy village of painted works: the monumen- Giverny. In keeping with the first section of this work-in- tal waterlily series. This is an high standards of the Paradise progress. The story, carefully artist’s garden, and Giverny Found Lecture Series, those crafted from extensive today remains the most visited lucky enough to attend will be research, brings the times, the garden in Europe. treated to a stimulating characters, their struggles and Historian/writer Karen Molson and landscaper/ teacher Joanie Flynt are the two creative women who con- ceived, photographed, researched, wrote, and pro- duced the lecture series. This talented team also delivers the well-scripted lectures in a slightly theatrical style. The images are projected on large double screens and the compo- sition, selection, flow and pac- ing of imagery displayed on this 28’ X 11’ space is in itself an inspiring work of art. At times it is difficult to tell if the images support the narrative, or the script drives the images. The amount of work and dedi- cation that goes into each lec- ture is obvious and remark- able, and well worth their effort. Last year I attended the Paradise Found Lecture Series and saw the three presentations offered at Centrepointe Theatre – they were incredible! Since it was the first time this series had ever been offered to the public, I’m not sure that anyone knew exactly what to April 2007 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS Page 35 person. It is a rare occurrence France (and New Edinburgh today, that our expectations are resident!), His Excellency, M. exceeded . . . and that we come Daniel Jouanneau, the hon- away feeling differently about orary chair for the lecture. For things that we took for granted more information and a little only a few hours earlier. I have taste of what is in store, visit never found learning such a and explore Karen’s and pleasant experience! Joanie’s beautiful website at We in Ottawa will be the www.paradisefoundlectures.ca expect. That series delved into first to see Monet’s Muse – Monet’s Muse the history of some outstand- Toronto art and garden lovers Thursday, April 12 7:00 PM ing British gardens, highlight- will have to wait until Centrepointe Theatre ing the lives of their creators November 22. And for those of 613-580-2700 and their influence on future you who missed Virginia, Vita www.centrepointetheatre.com gardening styles. Literature, and Sissinghurst last year, it art, architecture and ecology, is back by popular demand for Virginia, Vita & Sissinghurst were all skillfully woven a one-time encore – don’t miss Thursday, May 10 7:00 PM through the narrative to give it this time . . . National Gallery Auditorium breadth to the tales being told. This year’s lecture, Monet’s Muse, is sponsored by Tickets: There were moments, many Email paradisefound@sympa- moments, when the audience’s Landscape Ontario, and will be opened on Thursday evening, tico.ca or phone 613-524- rapt attention was focused as if 1119. they were all breathing as one April 12 by the Ambassador to Rockcliffe Park/Lindenlea Soccer League By Caryn Kewell Community Centre, 15 we cannot guarantee spaces Spring is just around the cor- Rockcliffe Way. The registra- after this date This year you ner, so they say, which means tion evening at the Lindenlea will also be able to download it is time to start thinking the registration form and get about soccer. Last year the other information from our RPL league had an amazing website www.rplsoccer.org. season with over 250 children The League starts on April 28 aged between 4-15 enjoying this year, so mark your calen- soccer in our neighborhood. dars! This year we are again running Coaches, referees and other our program for four age divi- parent volunteers are still sions (PeeWee, Junior, needed to run this league. If Intermediate and Senior). Community centre will be on you can help, please contact Registration forms will be sent Tuesday, April 3 from 8:00 – the new RPL Soccer League out to last year’s players and 9:30 pm. The registration Convenor, Nedko Panayotov at are also available at local deadline is April 10 and given [email protected]. schools and at the Lindenlea the popularity of our program Page 36 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS April 2007 The Wisdom of the Buddha Notes from New Edinburgh Christmas, I had the good for- al and global environmental choreographer/dancer, Anne- tune to visit Sarnath, in north- costs of our ever-growing Marie Gaston on her experi- ern India. In the early morning, desires. ences in the Orissa State in accompanied by many Tibetan From Dhauli I travelled north eastern India this winter. pilgrims, I circumambulated and east through fields and Anne-Marie was in another great stupa. It was in forests inhabited chiefly by Bhubaneswar, the State capi- Sarnath in the 5th century BC tribal people outside of the tal, to participate in an that the former prince, Indian mainstream. Their evi- International conference on Siddharta Gautama, after dent impoverishment stood in Odissi dance, the classical renouncing his life of privilege stark contrast to the vibrant dance style of Orissa. as a prince, gave his first ser- economy of the smog-shroud- In the footsteps of the mon and taught for the first ed cities of India. Every day in Buddha time the principles that now newspapers we read of India's India: New Year's eve, 2006. form the foundation of economic boom. But at what Under a full moon I sat beside Buddhism. cost? For hours the car thread- a large stupa, a Buddhist mon- As a choreographer it is ed among giant potholes on ument shaped like a dome. The important to me to actually feel remote roads that connected stupa was situated at dirt-poor villages. We the top of a hill called passed the remains of Dhauli, surrounded by extensive mediaeval fertile plains. It marks Buddhist monasteries the spot where, in the and finely sculpted 3rd century BC, Hindu temples, Ashoka, the great reminders that the Mauryan emperor, region had not always won a great victory been poor and back- over the local king- ward. It gave me an dom of Kalinga. Up to uneasy premonition of that point in his life what environmental Ashoka had ruthlessly degradation might expanded his realm to create the space where human history eventually deliver world-wide what was then the greatest has unfolded. At Dhauli, while unless we change our ways. Indian empire of all time. It is contemplating Ashoka's con- rather chilling to actually stand version and the power of The Anne-Marie Gaston (Groves) on the spot where such a vio- Buddha's message, I found the is an internationally recog- lent cataclysm took place. inspiration for a new mixed nized dancer of several styles Looking over the recently har- media presentation: The of Indian dance, having stud- vested rice fields I imagined Environmental Wisdom of the ied and performed in India for Our specialty: Fresh pasta made on the premises. the scene, twenty-three cen- Buddha. The Dauli stupa is over 35 years. On April 13-14 covered with sculptures at 7.30 pm under her stage Seafood, chicken and veal. turies ago, filled with death and destruction. recounting the Buddha's life. I name Anjali, and along with Every Meal is a Special Event But the story is not all sad- was bombarded with images her company, she will present ness. Following his victory, and ideas that inspired me to traditional classical and temple create my new piece and some dances from India and the 186 Barrette (at corner of Beechwood and Marier) Ashoka renounced violence and became a follower of the of these images will form mixed media dance-theatre Open for Lunch: Tues. - Fri. 11:30 am - 2:30 pm path of non-violence and backdrops for the dance. The The Environmental Wisdom of Dinner: Tuesdays to Sundays, 5 p.m. - 10 p.m. renunciation advocated by the philosophical precepts of the Buddha at Arts Court Open on Mondays for groups (reservations – min. 10 people) Buddha. Today the royal sym- Buddhism offer much artistic Theatre (2 Daley Ave). Dances bol that Ashoka adopted, the material. By challenging us to will be performed in front of address the three evils of evocative images of stupas, Please call for reservations 613-749-4877 Buddhist chakra or wheel of law, adorns the Indian flag. greed, envy and pride they temples and sculptures (tickets Book your Christmas Party early! Only the year before, at force us to confront the person- $25/$22 info (613) 564 7240). April 2007 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS Page 37 Babies of the Burgh 2006/2007

Clockwise from top left: Ava Mary Bisby,born Christmas Day; Johanna Rostenne, born in August; Louis Immanuel Staudte, born August 3 (pictured with big brother Noah); Owen Rhys Joseph Hall, born November 30; Marc Etienne Chedore, born August 27; Madeleine Margaret Iles, born September 18; Alice Isabella Wansbrough Torrie, born January 3, 2006; Julian Simon Crôteau-Zdyb, born October 1; Julien Denis Bélanger, born September 16.

We’ll be seeing you all at the Park! Page 38 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS April 2007

Catherine Canning of the Urban Burgh Rideau Conservationists at cath- [email protected]. Tue, May 22, 7 pm Bulletin INFORMATION SESSION for the Steiner Waldorf education Board program of École élémentaire Le RATES: $10, first 25 words; $5, each additional 25 words, Trillium, 140 Genest Street payable on submission of ad. Public service ads (e.g., lost Ongoing to April 19 Wed, April 18, 7:30 pm (Trille des Bois building). & found) free. Call Cindy Parkanyi, 745-8734 or email “SOMETIMES I DREAM” per- ASHBURY COLLEGE GUILD www.trilledesbois.ca. [email protected]. formance, photography and video presents Dr. David Suzuki: The Sat, May 26, 10 am - 2 pm HELP WANTED - Looking for allowed), dock, canoe, south fac- exhibition by Toronto artist Challenge of the 21st Century: STUDENTS - Do you need vol- responsible individuals to work in ing deck, shower, telephone, 2 Jocelyne Belcourt Salem. At The Real Bottom Line in unteer hours? Manor Park retail store located on Beechwood bedrooms, suits adults. BRAVO-Est at 81 Beechwood Ashbury’s Maclaren Hall. Public School needs your help Avenue. Assets include: garden- $900/week. Tel. 745-1368, email Ave. Contact: 613-853-5857 Visit www.ashbury.ca for more for their 55th Annual May Fair, a ing and birding knowledge, retail [email protected]. [email protected]. information. school fundraiser and a commu- experience and bilingualism. Full Thur, April 5, 7 - 10 pm Sat, April 21, 1 - 3 pm nity event. For more informa- time and part time opportunities TIMESHARE FOR SALE Blue Tree Resort - Orlando, Florida. VERNISSAGE for Minor OPEN HOUSE for the Steiner tion, please contact Dannette available. Please contact us at One bedroom condo with Melodramas at te Dale Smith Waldorf education program of McLeod at 745-5775. [email protected] or 613- Gallery. The painting in this kitchen, sleeps 4. Offered at its École élémentaire Le Trillium, Mon, May 28, 7:30 pm 239-4951. original (1996) purchase price exhibition explore the complex 140 Genest Street (Trille des GREEN PARTY of Ontario HOUSECLEANING by longtime $7,490. Please call 613-745- themes surrounding teen identity Bois building). and include works by three (Ottawa-Vanier) Nomination Burgh resident. Good references 2704. artists, Carrie Colton (Ottawa), Fri, April 27, 7:30 pm Meeting. The Ottawa-Vanier in neighbourhood. Available PARKING SPOT WANTED Heidi Conrod (Ottawa) and Kris BOÎTE À CHANSONS evening - chapter of the Green Party of immediately. (613) 744-8449. NEAR DFAIT. Responsible per- Knight (Toronto. Exhibit runs featuring artistic talents of song, Ontario will be choosing its can- DOG WALKING and sitting. son with excellent references April 5 - 29, 137 Beechwood music, dance, poetry, etc. pre- didate for the upcoming provin- (Cats too!) Emergency and regu- seeking daytime secure off-street Avenue. sented by the Steiner Waldorf cial election. Anyone is wel- lar walking, Pet behaviour con- parking spot in New Edinburgh community of École élémentaire come to come, and consider Fri, April 13 & Sat, April 14 sultations, investigations and pet within 20 minutes’ walk of Le Trillium, 140 Genest Street nominating someone! Crichton 7:30 pm bereavement counseling. DFAIT. Willing to pay up to (Trille des Bois building). For CulturalCommunity Centre, 200 References. Liba Bender, $125 per month depending on ANJALI AND COMPANY Arts tickets at $10, contact Crichton Street. www.ottawa- (613) 746-4884. proximity of location and if cov- Court Theatre ( 2 Daley Ave) [email protected]. vaniergreens.ca. Ottawa. Traditional Temple ered/indoor. Please e-mail Sat, June 2 EXPERIENCED RELIABLE Dances and premiere of The Fri, May 4, 6 pm [email protected]. HANDYMAN with security Wisdom of the Buddha, mixed - CELEBRATE WATERCAN’S 3RD ANNUAL AMAZING Merci bien! clearance; in-house fixup and media environmental dance the- 20th Anniversary in style at the BOOK RACE in support of energy conservation background. FOR RENT Unique: Octagon + atre: dance images, masks and annual Embassy Dinner, present- ALSOcares Family Literacy Call Jacques at 613-256-3935. on Lac St. Germain, one hour music. Tickets and info 613 564- ed by MDS Nordion. All pro- Program. www.nald.ca/also. from New Edinburgh. Six Weeks, 7240 $25 $22 students and sen- ceeds of this event will help pro- Sat, June 2, 9 am - 2 pm CREATIVE WRITING starting June 15th. $6,000. (819) iors www.culturalhorizons.ca. vide people in developing coun- BETTYE HYDE Cooperative SERVICES by published author. 457-9941. tries with clean water, sanitation Sat, April 14, 10 am - 6 pm & Nursery School's Annual Spring Are you planning to write your facilities, and better health. Sun, April 15, noon - 5 pm Fayre and Children's Fun Day. memoirs or a novel? I will help RESPONSIBLE MAINTE- Aberdeen Pavilion, Lansdowne you to get started and will assist NANCE PERSON REQUIRED BOOK SALE, presented by the High-quality, barely-used chil- Park. Parking $5 and guide you from the opening year round, 4 to 6 hours a week, Rockcliffe Park Public Library dren's winter and summer cloth- sentence to the final word. $ 15.00 per hour, please contact Committee. Rockcliffe Park To learn more or purchase tick- ing, toys, games and strollers and Wordprocessing, proofreading, Bill Fitzsimmons @ 613-238- Community Hall, 380 Springfield ets: www.watercan.com/special/ other lightly used household editing, ghostwriting, fact check- 2100. Road. Donated books, attend07.shtml. items. Bake Sale. Fantastic chil- ing. Call Ingrid McCarthy "Collector's Table", Magazines, Fri, May 11, 6 - 9 pm & dren's activities. BBQ and home- (613) 741-6084; NEW EDINBURGH. 1 and 2- CD's, Videos, DVDs. Proceeds Sat, May 12, 10 am - 6 pm & made refreshments. Check web- www.ingridmccarthy.com. bedroom units. Steps from the will support the Rockcliffe Park Sun, May 13, 10 am - 4 pm site for further details at shops of Beechwood, walking www.bettyehyde.com or call 236 Branch, Ottawa Public Library. “ELEMENTAL” ART SHOW PORTRAIT COMMISSIONS by distance to schools. Roof-top 3108 317 Chapel St. at the cor- Cash or cheque only, please. and sale, featuring a range of Ana Irondo de Bryson. I can also deck with gazebo, hardwood ner of Blackburn and Laurier in Mon, April 16, 8 pm media. Rockcliffe Park paint a picture of your house or floors and two fireplaces. Sandy Hill. street. Visit my studio where you Appliances, a/c, garage, parking ALISON BALSOM, award-win- Community Hall, 360 Springfield Thur, June 7, 10 am - 4 pm can choose from a variety of for five cars. Office / business / ning British trumpeter, and Road. Artists with disciplines in media. Call 740-0489. Website: embassy use possible. Immediate. MATTHEW LARKIN, brilliant tapestries, pottery, metal, stone 46TH ANNUAL IODE HOUSE www.AnaIrondodeBryson.CJB.net. From $1150 to $1850/unit. (613) local organist, choir director and and jewellery will be on hand to AND GARDEN TOUR. Three of 836-1638. composer, will present an excit- meet and talk about their work. the houses this year are in New 2007 COTTAGE FOR RENT on Food for the opening is being ing program of baroque and con- Edinburgh. Tickets $25, available small lake near McGregor/Grand SPRING CLEANING, painting sponsored by Tulips & Maple temporary compositions at as of May 1st at Mood Moss Lake. 40 minutes from Ottawa. and touch ups, odd jobs done in a caterers, coffee and tea also Dominion Chalmers United Flowers and Thyme and Times Excellent swimming, on a quiet jiffy. Contact Pierrette for more sponsored by Bridgehead Church. Information and Past. For more info contact Jo small lake (no motor boats info at 613-741-2582. Tickets: www.cathedralarts.com/ Coffeehouse. Brodie, 613-842-5304. specialevents.htm. Tickets are Sun, May 13, 10 am - 1 pm Ongoing also available at Dominion RIDEAU RIVER CLEANUP VOLUNTEERS ARE NEEDED Chalmers United Church, 355 Volunteers wanted for fun annual for our Information Desks!! Cooper St. (613-235-5143), cleanup of Rideau River shore- Bilingualism is an asset. If you Compact Music, 190 Bank St., line. Come rain or shine. Meet have a desire to help patients and (613-233-7626) and 785 Bank in New Edinburgh Park (Field visitors at the Ottawa Hospital, St., (613-233-8922); Leading House, 193 Stanley Ave.) and at please contact Volunteer Services Note, 370 Elgin St., (613-569- the Rideau Tennis Club (1 at 613-737-8094. 7888) and Books on Beechwood, Donald St.), and other locations 35 Beechwood, (613-742-5030). to be determined. Contact April 2007 NEW EDINBURGH NEWS Page 39 in Sandy Hill. Congratulations to Susan been longtime residents of the Congratulations to Vicki Rodocanachi on her excellent Burgh, most recently at New Metcalfe who was appointed timing. While the temperature Edinburgh Square on to the Ottawa Public Library here hovered at -40, she was Beechwood Avenue. Mr. Board in early February. The running a marathon in Florida Rowley had a distinguished 14 member Board consists of military career, serving with six City Councillors, including Bon Voyage the Cameron Highlanders of newly elected Chair Jan Bon voyage to Kitty and Mick Ottawa and the Stormont and Harder, and eight citizen Glover as they make a flying Glengarry Highlanders during trustees appointed by Council trip out west in March for a World War II. His impressive who serve for a four year term. doubly happy occasion. Son list of military credentials Vicki brings to bear a wealth Chris is being called to the bar include his assignments as of experience from both her 30 in Calgary and Kitty’s mother Commander of 2 Canadian years as a federal policy ana- is celebrating her 90th birthday Infantry Brigade Group in lyst and her active engagement in Vancouver. Germany, Commandant of the in the community where she Canadian Army Staff College, Commander of the Army currently occupies the Kudos Treasurer’s hot seat on the Tactics and Organization Board, and Deputy CCCC Board. Best of luck Rockcliffe Park Public Lester Gracez and his wife Vicki: the OPL Board is lucky Commander Operations at Welcome to ... School parents have created a Mobile Command. Even after Debbie of the Second Cup on to have you on their team! “birthday party pack” to It’s a Puppy! Isobel Bisby is Springfield recently returned his retirement in the late ‘60’s, encourage students to forego a Mr. Rowley retained many of pleased to announce the birth from a memorable trip to few presents and encourage of a pup by her dog Scarlet on Tarrazu, Cost Rica, where they his military affiliations, devot- donations to their twin school ing much of his time to the March 12. Isobel, mother and visited the Hacienda La Minita in Lesotho. The pack has pup are all doing well. coffee farm, and worked Military and Hospitaller Order party invitations, postcards to of St. Lazarus of Jerusalem. Welcome to one of our well alongside the Hacienda’s cof- direct invitees on how to make known local dog walkers fee pickers and other locals a donation, and special Our sincere sympathies to Linda Roininen (Hair of the involved in the coffee farming Lesotho gift cards to bring to Peter Cock on the recent Dog Care Services) who process. Back on the home the party instead of a gift. The death of his beloved Schnauzer recently moved from front, Lester is happy to report packs themselves also raise Tredinnick. Tred was Peter’s Lowertown to Alexander that both his daughter Melissa funds for the school in sprightly companion for close Street with Maggie, her faith- and his son Christopher, who Lesotho. Additional informa- to 13 years, and the pair was a ful canine companion. is recently returned from the tion can be found at familiar and welcome sight in South Pacific, are now work- www.helplosotho.ca/rpps. the community as they plied ing part-time at the Springfield the streets of the Burgh on location. Condolences their daily constitutionals. We know that Tred’s absence will Congratulations be deeply felt, and our Condolences to the family of thoughts are with Peter as he Congratulations to Charlie Anna Woodcock (above) John Spiers Taylor who died and Anna Woodcock of Noel won Bronze at the Canadian adjusts to life without his on March 9 at the age of 81. engaging little companion. Street who won Gold and Ski Marathon. Charlie John is survived, and will be Bronze respectively at the Woodcock (pictured below greatly missed by his wife Our sympathies to Alexandra Canadian Ski Marathon in with his mom Trish) took and Isabelle Reid on the loss Gold. Bravo! Shirley of Noel Street and his Welcome to Marta, Martin, March. Charlie skied 85km three children and their spous- of their beloved black Rebecca and Isaac who and Anna skied 30km over the es, Gillian and Laurie, Stuart Labrador, Liza Jane, who died recently moved to Ivy weekend. and Cynthia, Jane and David. on March 16 at the venerable Crescent from Critchon. Congratulations to Paul Jane and David, and their chil- age of 14 and a half. In her Denys of Denys Builds dren Nikola and Scott, were prime, Liza was among the Get well soon Designs! The company long time Ivy Street residents great canine beauties of New received a 2006 Ottawa who moved to Lindenlea a few Edinburgh Park where for Carleton Home Builders’ years ago. many years, she played exu- Get Well Soon to Darrell berantly each afternoon. She Herauf who broke his ankle Association Award for Best Our condolences to the family Housing Detail for Heritage will be sorely missed by her during a hockey game and for- of retired Major General family and by her many ever ended his dreams of play- Porch Restoration, and an Roger Rowley who died in Honourable Mention for the friends and admirers in the ing in the NHL. mid-February at the age of 92. neighbourhood. kitchen in the Paterson House He and his wife Barbara have

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April 1, 2007 Photo courtesy of ASS A Humble Space Telescope Image taken of Asteroid 040107as it approaches the Earth. Large Asteroid poised to Canine Carbon Busters By NTNEN Staff adults (it helps if you’re a veg- Slam into New Edinburgh The Burgh’s redoubtable envi- etarian as your stuff might By Macon Ithup the impending doomsday sce- Moreover the lower life forms ronmental crusader I.M. actually get there). As always, NTNEN staff writer nario. “I would guess it will fair better in surviving the Greene, Chair of the Go the forward thinking Scientists at Canada’s Science help to slow down the traffic in event. Species such as insects Green or Gag Committee of Beechwood Village merchants Research Council (SRC) this area” he added. and invertebrates will, for the the Not the New Edinburgh have greeted the plan with announced today that a large Dr. Precambrian is concerned most part, be unaffected by the Community Alliance enthusiasm, and many have asteroid measuring 3.5 kilome- that this event is not being impact. (NNECA), is well known in already installed hitching posts tres in diameter would slam taken seriously. “This is not Dr. Precambrian does hold our community for his pio- in their parking areas, along into the earth within the next going to be pretty at all. Those out a slim degree of hope that neering work in the promotion with storefront poop-bag dis- three to four weeks. Dr. who think the earth will weath- the asteroid will miss. “It is of environmentally sustainable pensers. Stratus Precambrian, Head of er this calamity are sadly mis- not very scientific at all to practices, most recently, for Not surprisingly, I.M. and his Asteroid Science Services at taken.” The scientist then ‘hope’. Generally we scien- the organization of ritual mass crew have encountered a glitch the SRC, warns that fallout added, with his characteristic tists work in the real world of burials for incandescent light or two in the pilot project from the asteroid hit will dev- dry wit: “We are going to seri- logic and verifiable evidence, bulbs in New Edinburgh Park, phase of the Dog Delivery astate much of the planet. ously miss our Kyoto targets but there is something to be and the recruitment of vigi- scheme, including a couple of “Even though the predicted on carbon gas reduction. But said for cultivating denial at a lante teams to slash the tires of (well, OK, lots of) trial runs in impact site has been pinpoint- on the bright side, there won’t time like this. idling vehicles. Well, readers, which the tastier contents of ed to the New Edinburgh area, be anyone around to notice.” “As cataclysmic events go, I.M. is at it again and this time the cargo never made it to their the whole region, actually the Always the optimist, Dr. being smashed back into the he has outdone himself. destination, and another occa- whole planet, will be severely Precambrian notes that despite Stone Age by a giant flaming I.M.’s latest carbon-busting sion (or two) on which driver, affected”, said the scientist. the destruction certain things piece of space debris is not a scheme is to bring about a dra- cargo, cart and all were flung Reactions from local resi- will survive. “Generally these bad way to approach the theo- matic reduction in the use of to the four winds when the dents have been mixed. “It kinds of cataclysmic events ry of re-incarnation. Its cer- private automobiles here in the lead dogs spotted a saucy will definitely put us on the often result in the realigning of tainly dramatic, and it sure Burgh by offering the services squirrel. Another kink to be map.” responded Alf Orit of prominent life entities to suc- beats filing your income of local Dog Delivery Teams smoothed out is the melting of Ivy Crescent when asked about ceed those made extinct. taxes.” to pick up your supplies on ice cream and other frozen Beechwood and deliver them supplies as a result of poop- The Scales family of February and March. Sadly straight (more or less) to your and-scoop related delays, a Crichton Street had a recent they have since been forced to front door. “It’s a win-win design flaw which gives a scare when their beloved pet sell their home in order to deal,” declares an ebullient whole new meaning to the python Petunia went a.w.o.l. cover the costs of plastic sur- I.M. “You and your car stay word “Musher.” for 24 hours. Fortunately the gery and other treatments for home and your dog gets a The ever-optimistic I.M. is little (OK, maybe not so lit- severe frostbite to their good run without dragging you unconcerned about such minor tle) dickens was found extremities, as well as their to the park every day.” Few hitches and, in fact, is already unscathed at the nearby home astronomical bills from among us would have the dreaming of expanding into of Madge Jitters, and we Mounting Equipment Co-op sheer imaginative brilliance to the lucrative school bus trans- By NTNEN Roving understand that Madge is now for Goretex clothing and high make the connection between portation business. If you think Reporter Taw King Trash recovering nicely from the tech winter camping gear. mild heart attack she suffered exercising our dogs and slash- you have what it takes to be a The champagne corks have after encountering Petunia in Take a bow (wow) Crooner ing our annual carbon emis- Dog Team Delivery driver or been popping at the Capony her shower. In the true spirit family of Mackay Street! sions, but I.M. is one-of-a- school bus pilot then I.M. family home on Stanley of community, we understand Their multi-talented Golden kind. wants to hear fromyou! Give Avenue since father Alf was that Madge’s family may be Retriever Luciano recently Drawing on the Burgh’s ever him a call at 123-MUSH and released on bail last week prepared to settle the incident swept the awards in the solo a increasing canine population, join the local team of canine after spending a few sleepless out of court. cappella howling category at and an intrepid group of volun- carbon busters. Kyoto targets night in the cooler awaiting a Hats off to the Chillin family this year’s Kanine Kiwanis teer drivers, many of whom here we come! hearing on fraud and embez- Festival. Neighbours of the zlement charges. of Ivy Crescent who went all have helpful background expe- out this winter in their per- Crooners confirm that rience in chariot racing, I.M.’s Congratulations Alf! We’re sonal crusade to combat cli- Luciano’s virtuoso perform- ingenious plan is to hitch his pleased as punch to have you mate change. The Chillins ance at the Festival is the delivery teams to special cus- back in the neighbourhood, slashed both their heating product of hours of dedicated tom made cart-like vehicles and grateful that you’re ready costs and their household car- practice at the family’s back with just enough room for the and willing to resume your bon emissions by setting their door. Keep it up Luciano: that driver and a load of groceries important work as Treasurer thermostat at a bracing 5 starring role in Wolfhound sufficient to feed an average of the Not the New Edinburgh degrees Celsius throughout Amadeus’ Marriage of Fido family of 0.5 not-very-large Community Alliance. the frigid days and nights of could soon be yours!