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IISI volume 27 issue 1 Trendsetting golf course to enhance Grand Valley and surrounding community By Mel Cronenwett construction began. News Editor WRI will monitor the effect of construction and operation The Meadows Golf Club at on these factors. Grand Valley Slate University is "We hope not just to avoid a expected to contribute revenue negative impact, but to make for both the university and the a positive impact on the area and serve as a model for environment," Sack said. environmentally sound golf "And in doing so, we hope courses. The Meadows will be a model for future golf courses. FUNDING University Board of Control LOCAL IMPACT approved use of the land for The Meadows may also have the course as part of the campus a strong effect on existing area master plan after much golf courses. marketing research and Golfers attracted to the 18- revenue projections. hole championship course Old Kent Bank then when it opens may also wish approved a loan to the to try the other local golf university to build the course. courses while in the area. "No tuition, fees or state "A new golf course helps all appropriation is being used or courses," said Sack. will be used to build The One of the feature Meadows," said Terry Sack, attractions of die golf course assistant vice president of will be the Learning Center, campus operations and consisting of a practice range planning. and two practice holes. "We have other things to "The Learning Center will spend money from tuition or give those who haven'tplayed Campus overcrowding state appropriations on rather before or those who are than build a golf course, " he uncomfortable on the course a added. chance to learn," Sack said. The 15-year bank loan will "The practice holes are causes need for temporary be paid back through revenues comparable to the Tmnny from the course. Payment will slope' at a ski resort." begin in 1994, a year after it is $5 per credit construction fee expected to open, in July 1993. CAMPUS IMPACT Sack is confident that the In addition, the golf club By Mel Cronenwett —Lake Michigan Hall according to a letter from course will bring in enough may give Hospitality and News Editor —Calder Fine Arts President Arend D. Lubbers. revenue to pay for itself, based Tourism Management majors • a student services buiId ing Currently, the roomson the on studies and the quality of their own practice turf— The new fee of $5 per credit to expand and centralize Allendale campus are being the course. internships for those students hour, charged to all students, is student support systems utilized atarateof 81 percent. may be available through the a temporary fee designated to •an outdoor recreation area That means that the space ENVIRONMENTAL club. fund the construction of new •a school of business and available on campus is being IMPACT There will also be buildings and additions to old graduate library on the Grand used 81% of the time it is The quality of the course is opportunities for student buildings, according to Student Rapids campus available. duelargely to the consideration employment. Senate resolution 92-09. The possibility of a fee was The Western Interstate of the environment throughout The construction of the golf The Student Senate agreed to first introduced last April in a Commission for Higher its construction. course was approved partly support the fee as long as the report from Bob Fletcher, Education (WICHE) The architect, Dr. Mike because the land can still be fee is only charged during the assistantprovost; BartMerkle, recommends a 56% room Hurdzan, earned his Ph.D. in used in the future if the need life of the $13,5 million revenue dean of students; and Terry utilization as ideal. WICHE Environmental Plant arises for additional space. bond the university requires for Sack, assistant vice president reports that 56% allows for Physiology Studies and a "A fairway can be tom up if future construction projects. of campus operations. overlapping classes and master's in Turfgrass the growth of the university The fee isexpected to generate Overcrowding and the need changing times. Physiology from the requires more housing or revenue to cover the debt for more space on campus has "Grand Valley has one of University of Vermont. classrooms in the future," Sack services and operating costs, .been an issue that has grown the highest room utilization Kathy Antaya, course said. projected at $1,448,045 each with enrollment increases. rates in the nation," said superintendent, also has year for 20 years. Fall enrollment has already Fletcher last April. "For experience working with CURRENT STEPS One of the other stipulations been projected at 13,000, example, Cornell University environmentally conscious As for the present, the course the Senate presented was that compared to the 12,565 has a room utilization of programs and is a member of is being seeded and workers about $20 million of the cost of students enrolled last fall, 35%." the MSU Environmental broke ground for the the projects come from private Advisory Committee. clubhouse. donations. The course was designed Antaya will supervise the The university has yet to Tuition rises once again, around the existing wetlands grow-in phase of the course, determine the priority of the and also designed to enhance and so far everything is on construction projects that are it, said Sack. schedule. being considered, including: 0 J see story on p. 2 Three ponds were built on The clubhouse will contain •an intram ural and the course, adding 10 acres of a pro shop and a grill that will recreational sports addition to Q Q l / Laker football team wetlands. stay open all year, and is the Field House Grand Valley's Water expected to open in April. •remodeling projects in: Resources Institute ran soil and Sack plans on hiring the —Kirkhof r ranked ninth in country, see water tests and took Director of Golf by mid- —Zumberge library inventories of birds, animals September. —the Commons and plants on location before SEE PHOTO, P.5 —Seidman House - t> tp .« Page 2 The Lanthorn September 2,1 9 9 2 /Many factors Tuition increases, still ranks among lowest in state Athough Grand Valley's t o contribute to tuition and fees jumped 15.7 support Percent Increase of Tuitlon/Fees percent over last year — the t h e at Michigan's Public Universities higher GVSU second highest among state expansion 15.8 publicuniversities— it still ranks o f Ferris State ^ ^ 15.7 as one of the least expensive tuition bills cam pus Grand Valley 6 By Mel Croivenwett institutions for undergraduates building UqfM-AA ^ News Editor to attend. space. Of the 15 universities, only Musser Michigan Tech. ThecostofattendingGram Northern, Eastern and Saginaw said that Eastern Mich. Valley students will pay less this based on Valley has risen due to a 9 Michigan State ^ percent tuition raise and a academic year for tuition and 31 credit £ Tuition/Fees* Western Mich. new five dollar per credi fees, according to university hours C hour fee. reports and the President's and the | U of M-Flint The University Board of Council, State Universities of Council's Northern Mich. Sources: Michigan. definition Control set the tuition rate Central Mich. President's Council for Michigan residents at Students at Ferris will face o f and $105 per credit hour, a $9 the biggest jump, a 15.8 percent tu itio n , Oakland University Reports increase from last year. increase, and Wayne State Grand U of M-D The block rate for students students the lowest, 6 percent. V alley's Saginaw Valley taking 12 to 16 credit hours Tuition/fee totals for one cost has Lake Superior is now $1194 per semester, academic year range from a low increased of$2,451 atNorthemto$4,584at from Wayne State a $101 increase from last i » i ■ |-» i »i ' i 'T* i 1 i 1 i 1 i1 i r r* » 1 r' n r 1 i University of Michigan - Ann $2,266 to year. 0 1 23456789 101112131415161718 "The increase is necessary Arbor. Grand Valley ranks $2,623. Percentage of Increase for 1992-93 Academic Year to maintain the quality fourth lowest^for tuition/fee At academic programs for costs at $2,623. Ferris, a •Actual and estimated totals, two-tier tuition rates averaged. LANTHORN GRAPt-flC which Grand Valley is "We've always been second n e w known," said Paul A. lowest, up to this year," said Jeff three- Western,Oakland and Eastern. Johnson, chair of the Board Musser,- GVSU director of year $15 per-quarter per- rates, where freshman and For example, the MSU of Control, according to budgets and financial analysis. student althletic fee and a 14 sophomores pay a different, difference is $4,021 /$4,362; at News and Information "But drawing comparisons can percent tution hike translates to usually lower, fee than juniors Eastern it's $2,513/$2,668. Services. be misleading, depending on a 15.8 percentcostincrease,from and seniors. Editor's note: The two The Board of Control also what is considered tuition." $2,565 to $2,970. Seven of the 15 universities Lanthorn graphics supporting approved a resolution from Bruce Montgomery, assistant At Western, a 10 percent are reporting two-tier tuition this story were based on the the Student Senate director of the President's tuition hike includes a 2 percent rates to the Council, Council's definition of tuition, endorsing a five dollar per Council, agrees there is a recreation facilities fee. Montgomery said, including U various university reports and credit hour facilities fee. problem with definitions. Another difficulty in making of M-Ann Arbor, Michigan an averaging of two-tier rates. Revenue from the fee will "Universities are sensitive comparisons is two-tier tuition State, U of M-Dearbom, Wayne, be used to fund about how tuition and fee rates construction of new are compared and defined The Cost of Education: Tuition and Fee Totals buildings and additions to because rankings can be misleading and perhaps cause old buildings. Northern Mich. "Considering the state's public relations problems," he inaction in releasing funds said last week. "In fact, each year Eastern Mich. for new buildings, we the Council has to make a Saginaw Valley needed to take a strong determination of what fees ■ Tuition & Fees Grand Valley 1992-93 positive stand while should be considered part of Central Mich. Academic Year* looking out for the student tuition." Montgomery said the Lake Superior interests," said Len Sources: Council, which is funded by state VanPopering, Senate 2 U of M-Flint President's Council President. universities to provide a forum 5 Oakland and In addition: to discuss common issues, c University Reports Western Mich. •Registration is $25 each considers tuition to include any semester. fee that is paid by over 50 percent Ferris State •A $15 transportation fee of the student body. U of M-D Under that definition, Grand is charged to students Wayne State enrolled in classes at the Valley's 15.7percenttuition/fee Allendale and Grand increase includes an 8.9 percent Michigan Tech. Rapids campuses. tuition hike and a student- Michigan State •Full time undergraduate approved $5 per credit hour U of M-AA students are charged a $20 facilities fee. The fee, to be t — ■-----1------1------r student life fee fall and imposed for an unspecified 0.0 1.0 2.0 3.0 4.0 5.0 winter semesters. period, was endorsed by the Tuition and Fees in Thousands of Dollars •Individual classes may Student Senate, adopted by the 'Actual and estimated totals, two-tier tuition rates averaged. also require course fees. J Board of Control and is designed LANTHORN GRAPHIC AuSable Hall to receive a new look GVSU Students! By Mel Cronenwett will be ready for use next house two levels of 50- News Editor fall. seat classrooms. "The addition will be In 1989, an addition to DRAFT NIGHT Ground hasbeen broken giving us two of the most the west side of the for the foundation of the needed kind of space— building had been new additions to AuSable classrooms and faculty completed, also adding Hall. The project is offices," said Terry Sack, classrooms and offices. mm. expected to be finished in assistant vice president of Along with increased July. campus operations. space comes increased Additions will be added The first floor of the utilization. to both the north and south north side will supply lab "More classrooms sides of the building and space and classrooms, tends to mean more while the second floor will people," added Sack. ww kW'I': be comprised of office "So we will be taking suites. surveys of parking The psychology availability." 8TAY8AL2 TBJLX)»& CO. department will relocate The surveys will be to the north addition when conducted three or four d&iu/JijnQ & (QcLUJjnq. i it is completed, freeing up weeks into the semester, cAmyXSUmJf. I space in Mackinac Hall, after students and M rery Tuesday fyaJLuB. I where the department is faculty have ikin'Bowl Boy Back Option Available I now located. o Cover The south addition will » 4291 Lc*e Michigan *(6)6)453-4799 OW ------Please see AUSAUBLE, p. 9 September 2,1992 The Lanthorn Page 3 Grand Valley student dies while rock climbing on class trip

By Mel Cronenwett turn in a written plan for companions," park spokesman News Editor approval. Jim Mack said in an Associated Hofstra, along with Andrew Pressrelease. "The fellows with A Grand Valley geology Ten Brink and Todd Seenstra, him heard some rock falling student died Sunday, August decided to climb the Little and turned to see him falling." 16, after falling from the Little Matterhorn peak. The two other students Matterhorn peak in the Rocky Park officials say the Little notified rangers about 11:45 Mountain National Park. Matterhomisconsidered anon- a.m. and Hofstra's body was Jon Hofstra, a 23-year-old technical peak; it is not a lifted out by helicopter about native of Lake Odessa, Mich., difficult peak that requires 6p.m. was descending the 11,586-foot equipment, said TomHendrix, Hofstra had declared a major mountain when he fell. professor of geology. in geology last academic year Hofstra had been The three students had and GEO 280 was the third participating in GEO 280, reached the summit and were geology course he had taken. Regional Field Geology, in the returning around 10:30 a.m. He had completed the first national park along with 14 when Hofstra decided to year in his major by taking other students, lead by branch off on another route. Physical Geology and Professor Norman Ten Brink. "From what we understand Historical Geology and would Sunday had beendesignated the man fell to his death while have been entering his junior a freeday, allowing students to trying to descend by a different year at Grand Valley. choose their own activity and route from his two r From the Hofstra fam ily... Dear Friends:

We would like to express our love and appreciation for the wonderful

outpouring of love we experienced, as a result of the death and home-going of

our son, Jon. Thank you for the prayers, the food, the cards, the monetary gifts

and the gifts for Jon's Memorial Fund: Camp Ao-Wa-Kiya, and all other

expressions of love, encouragement and fellowship.

Our prayer is that God will be glorified; That hearts will be drawn to the PHOTO BYEROCHOLLADAY Lord Jesus Christ; and that the Holy Sprit might work in and through our lives. Juniors Paige Brooks (left) and Andrea Kallenbacher (right) m o o t into Ott Living Center on Sunday. Don, M arcia, Jane and Jeanne Hofstra

RTNIT P age 4 The Lanthorn September 2,1992 Stay in school! Study reports that i_J iJ -L_> more time in college equals more graduation the same home For every additional Alan Krueger. environment year of schooling, the The study was based on Since environment and average person makes using identical twins for innate intelligence could nine to 16 percent more data. be removed as factors, the money, says a study by Ashenfelter, Krueger and researchers were more two Princeton other interviewers able to effectively gauge University economists. questioned nearly 500 the way one's level of "The results of our identical twins last year at education affects study indicate that the a festival in Twinsburg, eventual earnings. economic returns to O hio. "I think it suggests schooling may have been Twins are ideal study there's a big payoff for badly underestimated in subjects because they have encouraging people to the past," said authors the same genetic makeup stay in school," Krueger Orley Ashenfelter and and are m ore likely to have said.

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We 11 help you l rtsna Homan (joregrouna over shoulder) helps her friend Lori take more than Majetic get her books as bookstore employee Tricia Holland rings sharp pencils into the Hurricane Andrew GMAT or GRE. devastates Florida Even if you thrive on tests, the Graduate Management Admission Test or (CPS) - Universities and International University, in Graduate.Record Exam are probably not at the top of your list. After all, colleges throughout South south Miami, said the school your acceptance into a graduate-level program hinges on your score. That s Florida assessed damage why we re offenng a senes of nationally-acclaimed preparation programs, was without power and he and tried to determine when each consisting of four intense preparation sessions taught by experienced did not know when it could schools could open after professors. In class, you’ll get stimulating lectures, comprehensive exercises be restored, but an official and practice exam sets At home, you’ll study additional materials we provide Hurricane Andrew took a with Florida Power & Light — especially helpful if you’ve been out of school for awhile. When you’re deadly swipe across the said some areas could be done, you'll have sharpened skills to take in with your sharpened pencils. state August 24. without electricity for The hurricane smashed weeks. into Miami at 5:01 a.m. EDT, Trees were uprooted and GMAT a n d GRE P r e p a r a t io n P r o g r a m s roared through the Classes held on four consecutive Saturdays, 8:30 a.m. to 12:30 p m. windows were knocked out at the L.V Eberhard Center — Downtown Grand Rapids southern part of the state, at Florida International and exited into the Gulf of University, but there were Fee is $225 Mexico south of Naples, no reported injuries. (Enroll for GMAT 1 before September 4 and pay only $200) Florida. Officials at Florida The storm left at least 15 International were people dead -12 on Florida attempting to get to a north GMAT Preparation I GMAT Preparation 11 GRE Preparation I GRE Preparation 11 and three in the Bahamas - Miami campus to see how

(For Test on (For Test on (For Test on (For Test on heavily damaged buildings, much damage it received, October 17, 1992) January 16. 199)) February 6, 1993) Apnl 17, 1993) flooded roads and left "we haven't heard a thing September 19 December 5 January 9 March 20 thousands of evacuees from that school," a security September 26 December 12 January 16 March 27 wondering when they could officer said. October 3 December 19 January 23 April 3 return home. Estimates of State Officials indicated October 10 January 9 January 30 April 10 property damage are in the the heaviest damage was billions of dollars. concentrated south of Miami Hurricane Andrew also from Coral Gables to the We’ll help you do your best forced the closure of many For more information call Norm Woodin at Academic Services. farm community of schools in the region. Homestead near the Florida 771-6610 Classes at the University Keys. of Miami, which was to Miami-Dade Community I'd like to sign up for the following test preparation program. j A G M N D open its fall term August College, which is one of [ 1 GMAT I ! 1 GMAT II I 1 GRE 1 [ 1 GRE II 24, were canceled, a security Florida's largest schools, [ ] My check for $225.00 payable to GVSU is enclosed. ftS iv A L L E Y officer said. There was little received heavy damage at | ] Please bill my credit card for $225.00. \2S/sm damage to the campus, in its downtown campus, a 1 ] MasterCard 1 1 Visa I ] American Express UNIVERSITY suburban Coral Gables, but school security official said Card No______Exp. d ate------school officials hadn't had There were no reported Signature______a chance to asses the injuries. School was damage. supposed to open NAME ______The hurricane's eye Wednesday, but school ADDRESS ______crossed just south of Miami administrators hadn't been with wind gusts of up to CITY/STATE/Z1P______able to get to the campus to 164 mph. At least 400,000 PHONE (Days)______(Evenings) inspect the damage. people were without power. The downtown campus, Mail io Norm Woodin . Academic Services. Grand Valley State University. 301 W Fulton. Grand Rapids, MI 49504-6495 (616)771-6610 A spokesman at Florida Please see ANDREW, p. 3

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But for a very very a for But another For - semester. that just it's Valley. some Grand at here Opinion Editor Opinion By Frank Buscemi Buscemi Frank By just just sit around and tocollect dust. destined are that bombers need to build billion-dollar- billion-dollar- build to need don't wedon't take thatthe hangars super-mega-stealth-figter- the feel still we that it is why o he th to e d O the end of the cold war. So So war. cold the of end the to led Bush, have and Reagan into an economic grave. economic into an deeper and deeper ourselves were produced, we dug dug we produced, were even more of theseweapons. of more even Election: leaders leaders felt it toha necessary ve the entire the entire world, yet noble our firepower enough had States destroyed by dependence on dependence by destroyed to destroy the population of of population the destroy to years. weapons of defense. of weapons economy was single- handedly this this country during the past in 30 gone have things way the at back a look taken also have I ideas. their and candidates attention to both the the both to attention Point two. Make sure that that sure Make two. Point I have been paying a bit more bit a paying have Ibeen has changed. has reelected. Well, reelected. Well, my conclusion that President Bush would be Bush would that President upcoming Presidential Presidential the for election. tone upcoming the set and last the up summed basically 30 years in American politics politics American in years 30 It appeared. expectations" Dorm life - everyone everyone - life Dorm But, there are a few things things few a are there But, Opinon Editor Opinon Pltcas a' lv u to up live can't "Politicians entitled column a Lanthom, By Frank Buscemi Frank Buscemi By For the freshmen, it's a new anew it's freshmen, the For It's that time of year again. again. year of time that It's eesasc huh Why thought sick a Here's Recent leaders, primarily primarily leaders, Recent As more and more weapons In the 1960's, the United United the 1960's, the In For the last 12 years, our our years, 12 last the For During the past few months, At At the end of the story, I said In the March 25, 1992 1992 25, March the In l go luck. good all sense, common use So both. have some fun, and most of of most and fun, some have is about good times, not not times, unfortunately, and good tragedy, about is - point important most and probation. experience displeasureable we usually have to deal with with deal to have we usually College sense. common use you d o n 't w ant to get get to academic is ant w with 't involved n o d you r iprat cnrr to contrary important, are hm cun. 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Kirkhof of lowerlevel stood on the platform said and platform the on stood 30 a that years man ago he said that it was time for a change. for time was it that the right to edit Letters to the Editor for space and readability. space for Editor the to Letters edit to Lanthom right The the words. 500 under kept be must length Democratic Party nomination, nomination, Party Democratic that the public has to offer. has public the that to face the afraid real questions isn't he because me impressed President Bush seems to favor. seems what Bush President is which ways, our current in continue to need only reflect those of the Lanthom staffer Grand Valley State Valley Grand staffer Lanthom the of those reflect are enough; we don't war need we don't are enough; University. itself. to lead us to destruction. We We destruction. to us lead to it's society that will destroy destroy will that society it's isn't that it i.e. picture- the big war that will destroy society, society, destroy will that war see doesn't he Unfortunately, around. time second the hero a such be this weapons of war kick. kick. war of weapons this send he if but Gulf, the Persian in did he what for hero a troops in there again he won't won't he again there in troops afternoon. afternoon. wethr utl d^j j« ^ id m until eatshirt sw just Channel, Weather live to see if we have to wear a wear to have we if see to up and watch two hours of of hours two watch and up wake to have pleasant we a morning, to up waking of instead that us It showed day, and head for the for beach head and day, to not to really not have a summer. that us it is showed possible sun. the for in fun a pool little or for the yourself you prepare sit You up and smell blinds. that sunlight orange bright the fresh morning air. Then Then air. morning fresh the through your reflected have of beams shine wall your naqitJl onn, on morning, aJuly on quiet volleyballs at each other. each at volleyballs warm sun, throwing throwing sun, people warm the in fun having smiling, ia, hypotherm of risk the running without water the enter actually can know, beaches where you where beaches know, somethingoutofaMountain Dew com m ercial. You You ercial. m com Dew of visons like summer being had always I but crazy, me Opinion Editor Opinion that really a summer? Call Call was summer? But a really that over. is summer By Frank Buscemi Buscemi Frank By So what if Clinton has a few few a has Clinton if what So Letters may be dropped off at the Lanthom Lanthom the at off dropped be may Letters As he accepted the the accepted he As etr oteEio r cetdadwloe. The welcomed. and accepted are Editor the to Letters His appearance on MTV MTV on appearance His Clinton. Bill have we Next The opinions reflected in this section do not necessarily not do section this in reflected opinions The AIDS, crime, and pollution pollution and crime, AIDS, He, like the others, is set on on set is others, the like He, choices. our at look let's So President Bush. Sure he was was Sure he Bush. President owa ow lm? Is blame? we do what So The summer of 1992 1992 of summer The Picture this, you wake up wake this,you Picture The harsh reality is that that is reality harsh The \ winter. hti,i e e t hv a have to get we if is, winter, that this ski to get we'll the trees maybe. Thor maybe the Thor trees maybe. ofoff fall will tfre that leaves fall is coming and I'm sure I'm and coming is fall How much fun is that? is fun much How ground. the it hit after hours it melted but it snowed, Sure ae f d sy o myself. so say do I if lame lack or winter, last about another ice age? ice another predict to going everyone is now with the recent cold spell thereof? 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Yeah, like she's got a clue. a got she's like Yeah, o o? ht ol we would What on? now from this like was summer another every Suppose twist? subtle taking the just patterns it is Or layer? stickers on our favorite CD's. favorite our on stickers the depletion of the ozone ozone the of depletion of the because it is Or Pinautoba 1991? in t M of eruption the of because weather this put those parental advisory advisory parental those put be to shouldn't kind that of music, listening we thinks she authority to tell people what people tell to authority Tipper Gore has to beinvolved. Would that be a crime? be that Would thinks that she has the the to. has listen cannot and can they she that reason some thinks for Gore Mrs. that ticket campaign Clinton's posed as George Clinton? Clinton? 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running at all anymore. At I have not yet registered to this point he's not, but vote, but this time I plan to, tomorrow he could be. .simply because I'm tired of In driving around in circles sitting around letting the through Grand Rapids, I've power hungry few seen several Perot bumper complicate the livesof many. stickers, which leads me to The time has come for a believe that he's change, so if you're not accumulated some support registered, got out and New 8.4% fixed here and there. register, fight censorship, As for what he can do, who voice your opinions, and do knows? I could see him something for the country. catering to the needs of the Come November, the interest rate ! large American corporations words "President Clinton" while forgetting about the may be ringing in our ears, rest of the country. but don't quote me on that 15-year repayment period Up to 5 years interest only payment option,

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13.8- /.y'w. 17.6 oz becomes "My God") was that he is no loner the evil touching and hilarious. monster he was in his A League of Their Own youth; his wife Claudia A disappointment to changed him. those who had seen the Problems in the town of Summer of movies television promotional Big Whiskey, miles away, By Beth Grienke even the good guys wore show on it, Director Penny escalates when a $1,000 is Entertainment Editor black. Marshall's film about the raised to hire an This time around, Batman women's baseball league assassin(s). Munny, his pal from the The summer of 1992 was (Michael Keaton) had three did manage to maintain its a pretty bland mix of villains to deal with: endearing charm. old days—Ned Logan(Morgan Freeman) movies. A few films did Catwoman (Michelle Mo Money Damon Wayans (tv's "In and a youngster named the stand out above the rest. Pfeiffer), Max Schreck Schofield kid (Jaimz The following is a sampling (Christopher Walken) and Living Color") drew together various skits in Woolvett) hear of the of the film fare that has the Penguin (Danny DeVito). this film he wrote and bounty and ride to Big come out. Michelle Pfeiffer was Whiskey. Lethal Weapon 3: The definitely the main draw of starred in. The skits are the best part The sheriff of Big bantering of Danny Glover this film. She effectively about the movie as Damon Whiskey is Little Bill and Mel Gibson continued united the image of Beauty and his younger brother, Daggett who is in many with plenty of action. This and Beast in her character's Marlon, concocted different ways the worst of the lot. time around Rene Russo dual parts of Selina Kyle and ways to make "m o' money." He, too, was once an joins the team to add a spice Catwoman. outlaw but now he is the of romance to the story. The movie was stunning The ending seemed Far And Away: visually and had more than dragged out and didn't fit sheriff and supposedly the good guy. But only This movie resembled a handful of good moments. the rest of the picture. However, most of the story supposedly. one of those Harlequin H owever, Batman Returns was face-paced and a great Daggett will do historic romances crossed did have many problems. anything to protect his with a Disney story. The plot strained. It tried ride. policy of no armaments Even though it was not too hard to include too much Of all the movies I saw allowed in his town of Big the 'far and away' money­ in too little time. The three this summer, my choice for Whiskey. maker that some predicted, villains were grouped the best film is Clint Munny, Logan, and the director Ron Howard's last together too easily. Eastwood's Unforgiven.. It Schofield kid arrive in film did have at least an The script suffered from was a big surprise to most town straighten up the average script. the loss of the late injustice done and thus The performances of wisecracking screenwriter, audiences and has already receive the bounty. The Nicole Kidman and Tom Warren Skaaren, who wrote acclaimed the fame of Sheriff's actions soon show Cruise redeemed the film the original Batman. The breaking records for ticket that their job won't be as into an entertaining watch. character of Bruce Wayne/ sales for a movie in August, as well, as for a western easy as it had sounded. After a time, I enjoyed Batman especially suffered As director, Eastwood myself despite cornball from the changes. Some movie ever. lines like "We can share a scenes made him appear lost Eastwood's film deftly gets the best out out pew, me and you." and confused. Unforgiven was the most of his cast. And what a Patriot Games: Batman Returns was a disturbing and powerful cast! Gene Hackman, Like a world series mess, but a fascinating one. picture of the summer. Morgan Freeman, and baseball game, Patriot The Dark Knight of Gotham America has made Billy Richard Harris have all Games was based around City returned. With his the Kid, Jesse James and received at least Academy Award Nominations. family values. Harrison improved Batmobile, other vicious murderers of Newcomer and Canadian Ford replaced Alec Baldwin Batman still fought to the Old West into famed in this Tom Clancy protect the innocent from the "outlaws":* worthy of native, Jaimz Wokolvett adds his own fresh-eyed suspense flick. chaos surrounding them. folklore and legend. depicted this caricature to the bunch. Overall, this film Maybe next time he will Unforgiven Gene Hackman's reminded me of the Sean protect his movie from the type of outlaw, allowing us performance is Connery "James Bond" chaos as well. to make our own examination/evaluation. reminiscent of his role in movies. Patriot Games was Sister Act The film permitted us to "Hoosiers." In both films, a thrilling effort of a man Here was one of the have a first person he combines passion with defending from evil what surprises of the summer. viewpoint of the situation wry comic wit. Here he is is most important to him. Although it suffered harshly instead of relying on second evil under the guise of In Bond's case, it was his under negative reviews by and third-hand accounts of being good. Those who country; in this film, the critics, Whoopi Goldberg's cross him are horribly hero, Ryan, is protecting his latest vehicle has been oral histories. At the forefront of this punished. family. making a lot of money from ticket sales and has been story is William Munny Unforgiven blazes the way for a new type of Batman Returns drawing up a lot of smiles (Clint Eastwood). Legends have already cropped up of western— one in which the One of the darkest places and laughter from its what a terror Munny was realism of the Old West is in comic books is Gotham audiences. in his youth. depicted instead of just City. In Batman Returns, the The way the nuns Throughout the story, stereotypes and folklore. city was again the center of rearranged old songs into Munny protests frequently Seldom has a western darkness and chaos. Here gospel songs (ex. "My Guy"

movie been so dark. 2,1992 WednesdaySeptember CUnt Eastwood in "The Unforgiven" David Webb People's (Bladerunner) scrip t depicts a nightmarish time and place, darker even than Batman because of its vivid realism. The tone of the story is primitive and cruelly violent. But this is mixed with dark undertones that undercut the "glory" of the violence, unlike other westerns. The result is almost an anti-hero myth or Lord of the Flies about grown-ups. Unforgiven is a film viewers may want to see more than once. It hits hard the first viewing, and one almost needs to see it again to savor its many elements and layers. Some people may see this film many times, but you should see it at least once, or you, too, will be Unforgiven.. Page 12 Th e Lanthorn September 2,1992 ------Movie News Horoscopes— ■ ' i By Jack Gordon Mr.Magoo film. Danny DeVito hinted toward a possible For the week of September 2-9,1992 Entertainment Writer is reportedly being approached interest in directing (but then, to star as the uncannily lucky who hasn't?). Look for Cruise's By Greg Barnes talent-free Nicole Kidman to Production has begun on klutz. Entertainment Writer Dennis the Menace, a live-action It is not yet clear whether mysteriously pop in film after him after film... feature being directed by John ' Spielberg himself will direct. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Aries (March 21-April 19): The Broadway and Off Hughes and to be distributed Other cartoons in live-action You've made the correct What is accepted in some Broadway production by Warner Bros, sometime next development under Amblin decision; things will iron eyes is neglected in others. Entertainment include "Sarafina" has been adapted to year. Casper themselves out soon. You can't make everyone film and will probably hit At one point Macaulay the Friendly Ghost and The Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23): happy all thetimesomake a Grand Rapids near the end of Culkin was slated to star in the Flintstones, with John Try 24 hour support; it feels choice and stick to it. Goodman, as you guressed it, September. The dramatic title role, butapparently hehad much better. Taurus (April 20- May 20): musical about South African too much money as it was and Fred. Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov 21): Hard work is the key to The Motion Picture youths living under the brutal decided to pass it up. It's fall, time for a fresh start. success. Make an effort and Association of America occupation policies of Other characters will be Forget about the worries of things will fall into place. (MPAA) recently announced apartheid stars Whoopi played by such stars as Walter the past months and Gemini (May 21-June 21): Goldberg. Matthau, Christopher Lloyd, that PG and PG-13 movies will concentrate on your future. Watch that first hill; it's a Clint Eastwood's revisionist Lea Thompson, and Joan carry explicit descriptions of Sagitarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. doozy. Don't get frustrated, exactly why they are rated that western, Unforgiven, broke all Plowright, with Dennis being 21): the blue car always wins. way, something previously records and is now in the books played by newcomer Mason You are the Archer—driven Cancer (June 22- July 22): done for R and NC-17 films. as the highest grossing August Gamble. by fire. Go after what you've Life's ups and downs are Tom Cruise has started his film ever. Its first three days Steven Spielberg's Amblin been putting off for so long! inevitable but who is to say own production company. In (August 4-6) grossed $15,018, Entertainmenthasacquired the Tell him/her how you feel. that your up is someone addition to production, he has 007. rights to produce a live action (Jimmy) Capricorn (Dec. 22 else's down, or vice-a-versa. - Jan. 19): Perception is the key to life. Scarlett grows up. We get to . ... And I don't care. Don't be too concerned with see an independent, mature Aquarius (Jan.20-Feb. 18): yourself and your daily woman who uses her Hold back; slow down. Take worries; help those around determination to better her time to remember what all you. life through her own devices your hard work is striving Leo (July 23-Aug. 22): rather than through a man. towards. Give into temptation. Life As she struggles to live Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20): is too short to follow one without Rhett and tries to Stop moping around and path. With the Wind helped relieve get him back, she learns put yourself back together. Scarlett the frustrations of those who some things about love and felt the story ended too soon. life, and what true happiness by Alexandra Ripley However, Gone With the is. By Shellie VanDeCreek Wind could not even be Scarlett begins right where through. Until Scarlett gets that in itself is worth the Entertainment Writer closely equalled by this the story left off, with Mrs. to Ireland, the story drags struggle to finish this book. somewhat long sequel. Butler going home and immensely. However, once I would not say to put Alexandra Ripley's sequel In Scarlett, many good trying to come to terms with in Ireland, Scarlett is Scarlett at the top of your to Margaret Mitchell's Gone things happen. For one, the loss of her husband's definitely worth the time. reading list, but please make love. From here we follow We watch as Scarlett time for it in the future. If Scarlett everywhere from builds herself a town on the for no other reason, read it Charleston to Ireland.' We land her father had just to finish the story of see her through the joy of worshipped and how she what happens to the belonging to a true family becomes a social sensation astonishing Mrs. Katharine and the disaster of divorce. in Europe for all the reasons Scarlett O'Hara Hamilton ® 5 tu d io 28 Kennedy Butler. She is Although this book has a she was scorned in Atlanta. 20 screens • a Jack Loeks Theatre lot of good qualities, it is We even get to see her learn definitely a woman worth 1350 28TH ST., S.W. • Ph. 538 8760 sometimes very hard to get the true meaning of love— knowing. Starts Friday, September 4 Out on a Limb (p g > Matthew Broderick. Jeffrey Jones Now Showing Honeymoon in Vegas (PG) James Caan. Nicholas Cage. Sarah Jessica Parker Freddie the Frog (PG) Animated, voice of Ben Kingsley. Songs by George Benson. Patti Austin, Grace Jones, Asia, Boy George Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (R) Kyle MacLachlan. Sheryl Lee. David Lynch. David Bowie. 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By Sarah Stinson wide receivers, for more of a ends. removed from winning the Editor in Chief passing game than the Lakers Willie Martinez, who played conference and we're ready to have utilized in the past. on both national championship accept the challenge now," "It's not easy being Grand The loss of last year's football and baseball teams at Kelly says. Valley/' is a motto head coach offensive catalyst, Eric Lynch, the University of Miami, has The Lakers return some Brian Kelly uses to sum up the who played preseason with the come on as the defensive players who received all- Lakers' position in the Division Detroit Lions, leaves a huge hole coordinator. conference honors last year, II football world. in the backfield. Senior Jamarl Despite the losseson thefield, including senior Miguel Why? Kelly and the squad Eiland will be called upon*for Kelly and his staff have Sagaro at kicker, and second are faced with the task of filling the contributions there. developed players equally as team selection Hardie Farr, a some large gaps going into this Also lost to graduation are talented, and the Lakers have junior safety. season. The 13 lettermen lost career leaders Bill McGory and again found recognition in the Returning defensive from last year had made a big wide receiver John Sanders, national preseason rankings. honorable mention players markon the Laker record books, who played over the summer NCAA Football Preview include Tex Butler at safety, particularly the nine on offense. with the Cleveland Magazine ranks them ninth, Dave Stachura at linebacker Senior Brian Tazic will be the Thunderbolts of the Arena and the Football Digest places and Joe Huhn at tackle, and heir apparent at quarterback, Football League. them 18th. They aire picked offensively, Anthony Evans at replacing three-year starter Jack Defensively, the Lakers will again to win the Midwest tailback and Todd Luczak at Hull, and junior Noah Nagy missjim Cramer at defensive Intercollegiate Football tackle. will back up Tazic. tackle, but Kelly has retained Conference, for the third time The Lakers kick off their "Brian will do a great job for Cramer to serve as the defensive in the three years that the season this weekend in Indiana us at quarterback this year. He linecoach this season. conference has been in against St.Joseph's College, a led the club very well through Inbther staff changes, Jeff existence. The conference team which Kelly credits as the spring," Kelly says, and he Quinn moves up to fill the appears to be very balanced this being greatly improved over adds that thisyear's offense will offensive coordinator position, year, and Butler, who won the pastyears. 'They're not second actually be better suited to GV alumnus Mike Denbrock conference last year, is expected level at all- they've gotten to a Tazic. will be coaching the running to challengeGV for the top spot point where they feel good about their program, and have The offensive look this year backs, and A1 McKellar will "We'd like to be picked first will be a one back, with three work with tackles and tight every year. We're a year a lot of confidence." Senior wide receiver Todd Gesund will play a large role for the gridders offensively this year. Wednesday September 2, 1992 September Wednesday

Harriers look to run toward the top to back up your best runners, By Brian Rutkowski more runners. Trena Yonkers, team are seniors Debbi Pruit and Wendi Wahl and you're not going to win, so Sports Editor Nicole Vandenberg, and Missy Bra tsburg graduated last spring sophomore Kelli Beschoner. you have to keep foe whole group close to the front With time comes change, and and has left some openings in New to foe men's team are transfer student Mark Roach Martin feels that the men the Laker cross country team is the top seven. (GRCC) and Joe Westbrook, a can and should finish at least no exception. "After losing our top two, freshmen from Boyne Falls. fifth and could improve on Both the men's and women's there is a new make up to the The women add four new last year and contend for teams lost their top runners, team," commented Martin. runners to foe team. Lansing fourth in a conference that is but also return some of their "In my heart, we're strong. A Community College transfer very strong. other top runners and hope to lot of people felt we've lost too student Terri Osborn and Martin hopes to see the improve on last year's finishes. much in the last two years, but I feel we'll surprise some people. freshmen Wendy Proos, Robin women in the top three, Gone from last year's men's Bowdyn, and Jenny Bellamy adding that, "Hillsdale is team is Pete Bodary, the team's "Never take the women's are expected to come in to normally number one but number one runner. cross country team for granted; bolster foe line up this year. everything is up in foe air this "He will be very hard to they'll bum you. Martin's goals for both teams year. Whoever runs great at replace," commented coach Returning to the men’s squad this year are four seniors. Roger is to keep the top runners the conference meet will win Gary Martin. Bloomer, Jason Hunnicutt, Sean together in a pack near the front it." Martin added that foe team The Lakers will find out Donovan, and Sam Wilkenson ofarace,addingfoatone strong is still young, however, as exactly where they are this are expected to lead foe Lakers runner won't win many meets. Bodary is the only loss from the weekend at foe Grand Valley during the season. "The key to cross country is lineup's top seven. if you don't have a good team Intersquad meet For the women, the team lost Returning to the women's Pace 14 The Lanthorn September 2,1 9 9 2 4 View From the Cheap Seats by Dave Benner (Columbus) has a winning iSaseball waivers. •I am anxiously awaiting percentage around .670. ‘anorga . ^ • In the age of comebacks, Eric Lindros' first christening Speaking of their minor league baseball for Grand Valley on add yet another r to the list. check in the NHL. So who do system, I worked with an Yes, yours truly isback in black the flyers open up with? umpire this summer who saw Thursday, September 3 at 4 p. m. in the upper lobby of (and white) for another •In their 1-3 preseason, the Kalamazoo product Derek Jeter the field house. semester. Magic did it. Lions ironically gave up an last season and honestly thinks that he will get to the majors For more details call Coach Andy Chopp at x-3584. McEnroe did it. Why not average of 22.5 points per prolong the inevitable? game and scored an average much sooner than Barry Larkin Tiack •The way that Tiger fans are of 225 points per game also. did. There will be an organizational meeting on September acting you would think that • Look for the Giants to find •My picks for the NFL's big show in January are Houston 5 in the upper lobby of the field house for any returning Ross Perot bought them. I their way out of the fog in guess anyone has got to be an Frisco and arrive in Tampa/ and San Fran. members and for anyone Interested in coming out for improvement. Look out if St. Pete at season's end. Also •Recently the Far East Little die team . Dlitch hires George Perles to look for the team's owners to League team won the World run the club... rename the Florida Suncoast Series for the 21st time in 26 For more information call Coach Cary Martin at x~ • What's the best value? Cal Dome under corporate years. 3360. Ripken at $6 mil per season for sponsorship. •I like the name Nolan Ryne All Athletes 162 games or Strawberry and •Will Browning Nagle be for a bouncing baby boy Eric Davis at $9 mil per season the next great quarterback destined for baseball greatness. AH Returning lettennen must have their physical for 100 games between the two before David Shula is the next •Credit the Braves for turned in by die first four weeks of school. of them. great coach? spending the cash to g6t reliever •Just when you thought it •From April to the present, Jeff Reardon in order to hold was safe to go outside again. no player has had the kind of off the Reds. First they outlaw lawn darts year that Gary Sheffield has. •Sorry Minnesota, but Tony and now some half-baked He's the first serious Triple LaRussa has done the best pure Intramural Calendar organizationstates the hazards Crown threat since Robin "managing" job ever. of soccer. Yes, the "header" Yount a decade or so ago and •Anyone ever hear of Edgar technique causes brain should have some serious Martinez? yeah he's the best September 2 -IM Managers Meeting damage. Go figure. bargaining power come next unknown player in the game •Hasanyone figured outthe fall when he's a free agent. as the Mariner leads the league in hitting and is second in hits September 9 -Entries Due: Held goal kicking Mets' trade of David Cone? •Cecil leave Detroit? I Talk about throwing in the doubt it. Fielder and a 2 for 1 and runs scored. contest, Golf tour, Home run hitting towel. Give the Jays credit for pizza deal are a match made •Funny, but it looks like oP . * contest; - , f ' ' ' making the necessary in heaven. Jack Moms will win 20 games ill additions to solidify a division •It appears the Red Wings again. winner. are "desperately seeking a •Dennis Green will be more September 11 -Entries Due: H ag Football, It just boggles my mind that defenseman". successful in his rookie season Tennis Tourneys. Baltimore or Milwaukee •Don't look now but the With the Vikes than Bill Walsh would allow him to clear Yankees' Triple-A team despite much less press.

Alderson with 28 Hocks. "Canieisastronghitterwhois Avereyn, who played foe last quick on defense, and she has Boand looks for chemistry, setter couple of seasons behind All­ improved herpassing, which will conference outside hitter Janice be a plus," said Boand. Yeager, should be ready to step in. The'92 squad will add a solid By Brian Rutkowski one of veteran's and talented Anderson (Otisville), outside "Our strength is in our seniors, group of talented freshmen to Sports Editor freshmen. hitter Jennifer Avereyn (Grand added Boand who frit foe seniors the team. "ThisteamhasalotofpotentiaL" Blanc), and middle hitter Mary have to lend their experience and Jodi Sprick (Holland) worked The science of chemistry is commented Boand "The have a Linzie (Lambertville). with the team during the oompbcatad. Ifyoudon'tputthe good deal of experience, but it Of the three, Alderson was the leadership to foe team. Besides chemistry, foe biggest offseason and is expected "to equation together just right, it remains to be seen what kind of leaderinldlls(224)and solobkxks problem facing the Lady Lakers is makesomemajoramtributions'' ought blow up in your face. chemistry the team will have. If (29), and she posted a .225attack to the team, and Schoolcraft This is the problem that faces thechemistryremainsgood,itwill percentage, ckspiteasevereankle the hole that needs to be filled at College transfer, Stephanie Grand Valley Volleyball coach be a big plus for us." spram in the middleoflast season. setter now that Kim Gravel has graduated. Jandasek (Brighton), who plays Joan Boand. A majority of foe chemistry Linzie, who sawmore playing Boand is looking for a setter who outside and is an experienced The Lady Lakers lost five building is likely to ride on foie time than foe other returning can lead the team. player. seniors to graduation last year shoulders of foe trio of Laker seniors, recorded 35 serviceaces, "The setter is likeaquarterback," '1 expect foe freshmen to and now must turn to a young seniors, middle hitter Julie 148 kills and was right behind commented Boand. "Kim led contribute their skills and ability through example with her work to come off foe bench and play ethic and attitude which is what when their needed, replied you have to do as a setter." Boand aboutthefreshmerisneed At this point, the leading to contribute. 'It would be f] candidate for the job is sophomore unusual foranyof them to start" Alida Jorgenson from Brighton. Boand feels that the "We're working in a new setter newcomers ha vea great attitude f that had a lot of training last year," and will bea good group to help added Boand. "She has the most build around. CARPETI experience, but we're looking at The Lakers first big test of foe two freshmenandatransfer student season will come this weekend and we'll find the best at foe Grand Valley Invitational. ■r e m n a n t ! combinatioa" The tournament features Also returning to Grand Valley teams from both foe GLIAC was last year's GLIAC "Freshmen conference (Lake Superior State, of the Year" Carrie Baker. and Oakland) and out of state Baker recorded 376 kills, 24 teams such as Wisconsin- blocks, and an attack percentage of Parkade and Alaska-Fairbanks. IS: SAVE % 70% 1 • Choose from thousands • Every size, style and color Call 895-6692

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Former Lion Bob Gagliano Will the AFC ever win another Super Bowl? cannot lead this team past the By Alan Babbitt first round of foe playoffs. Sports Writer Marino, Mark Clayton and passed* for 4,690 yards last Cowher has the biggest shoes Thedefense^ led by linebacker Mark Duper. season. to fill at Three Rivers Stadium. Junior Seau will need to reach The question opening the Defensive back Troy Vincent Combined with a gritty Chuck Knoll will not be easily another level if the Chargers 1992-93 NFL season is the same and linebacker Marco Coleman defense, and a lethal offense. forgotten. want to challenge Kansas City one asked in die past. will help Don Shula's defense. Houston probably has foe best The draft picks show that foe for the top sp ot in the W est. Can anyone in the AFC step The injury bug needs to stay chance to bring foe Lombardi Steelers are building for the The Denver Broncos can't be up and win the Super Bowl? away from the Dolphins or Trophy to the AFC. future. counted out as long as John Three teams, Buffalo, Shula could be on his way to The Oilers need to find foe Will the defense return that El way runs foe show. Houston and Kansas City only his third sub-500 season attitude foe it takes to win at finished first in the 1990-91 A tough schedule combined should battle to represent the in his illustrious 29 year career. the next level. Only time will season, or will the Steel Curtain with a draft that did not fill the AFC at the Rose Bowl on Monster nose tackle Steve tell if this is the season that look like foe sieve it was last gaping holes at key positions January 31,1993. Entmanand linebacker Quinten finally proves to be foe charm. year when it finished 22nd. will prevent Elway from A FC East Coryatt will certainly help a Cleveland is lucky thatBemie A FC W est reaching the conference title The Bills, led by QB Jim Kelly, woeiful defense, but Jeff George Kosar doesn't throw a lot of Chiefs Coach Marty gam e fids year. his two receivers that mostNFL can'tsurvive withoutreceivers, interceptions. If he did, the Schottenhiemer has all foe The Raiders are in trouble if coaches would love to have, an offensive line, or a running Browns would probably never ingredients to take the Chiefs Todd Marinovkh continues to and arguably, the best all- attack. win a game. - to Pasadena. have off season troubles. around running back in the It's hard to believe that New An abundance of running The defense is simply The other quarterback. Jay NFL, Thurman Thomas, have a England was only two games backs (Kevin Mack, Leroy awesome. Derrick Thomas Sduoeder, can't lead this team very potent, high scoring away from making the playoffs Hoard, James Brooks, Eric should harass opposing anyw here. quarterbacks all season long. Eric Dickerson can help foe offense. last season. Metcalf, and rookie Tommy Super Bowl hopes rest on one A healthy Bruce Smith is QB Hugh Millen is the Vardell) and a solid defensive Raider offense if he keeps his man's shoulders, Plan B free mouth shut and plays football. crucial to the Buffalo defense. backbone of the Patriotoffense. line are foe only strengths of ItisasimpleequationforCoach Millen, one of the most foe Browns squad. agent Dave Krieg. Krieghasa Age is another problem solid offensive line in front of Levy: No defense = No Super underrated signal callers in the Bill Belichick needs to fill a creeping up on Art Shdl'sdub. him, two solid running backs He's lucky they're in one of the Bowl. league threw for over 3,000 lot more holes before he thinks The New York Jets are the yards last season. about making the playoffs. to give foe ball to, Christian w eaker divisions o f th e N F L Okeye and Barry Word, and a If one man can rebuild foe most improved team in the AFC Dick MacPherson's rah-rah Cindnatti hopes that David East! The problem for them is college style of coaching won't Shula will enjoy the same more than competent receiving Seattle Seahawks, it's Tom that Ken O'Brien cannot lead prevent the Patriots from success that his father has in corps to throw to. Flores. Seattle fans had better them past the first round of the sinking into the Boston Harbor Miami. Krieg's biggest problem has hope that this season doesn't playoffs. this season as it did last year. Expect Boomer Esiason to been has inconsistency. If he is last forever. Second year signal caller, AFC Central bounce back from last year's on, the Chiefs could challenge Overall, foe AFC is still foe Browning Nagle hopes to The Houston Oilers may disappointing season. The Houston for the Super Bowl w eaker conference in the NFL. follow in the footsteps of past never be able to live down its question still remains as to why bid. If not, foe Chiefs could be Kansas City and Houston will greats, Richard Jodel and Joe season ending playoff loss to they drafted David Klingler. sitting on foe couch at home, battle for that all important Namath, and turn the Jets into Denver last year. The week secondary could've watching with the rest of us. hom e fid d advantage. the monsters of the Field Boss Jack Pardee has used defensive back Troy San Diego was on their way Whoever grabs that will definitely be in Pasadena come Meadowlands. Warren Moon, one of the most Vincent with that draft pick to a lode for a playoff spot until a freak accident sidelined QB Age is beginning to creep up explosive offensive instead. Super Sunday John Friesz for the season. on the Miami Dolphin's Dan quarterbacks in the NFL, as he Steelers rookie coach Bill

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