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1 NORTH 1 HENDERSON RENZI Doreen Green isn’t just a second-year computer science student: she secretly also has all the powers of both squirrel and girl! She uses her amazing abilities to fight crime and be as awesome as possible. You know her as...The Unbeatable ! Find out what she’s been up to, with...

search! Squirrel Girl @unbeatablesg EVERYONE! NANCY “@sewwiththefl o” WHITEHEAD AND TIPPY “@yoitstippytoe” TOE HAVE DISAPPEARED!!! #dreaddormammu Squirrel Girl @unbeatablesg uh, in unrelated incidents of course #abracadabra

#greatsquirrelmigration Squirrel Girl @unbeatablesg just two completely unrelated disappearances that I am now investigating #trustworthyface

Squirrel Girl @unbeatablesg ANYWAY PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU SEE A COOL LADY NAMED NANCY OR A COOL SQUIRREL IN A PINK BOW NAMED TIPPY-TOE - writer xKravenTheHunterx @unshavenkraven Erica Henderson - artist @unbeatablesg I will be on the hunt for them, Belka. You have my eyes and ears. Rico Renzi - color artist Travis Lanham - letterer Erica Henderson - cover artist Tony Stark @starkmantony Michael Allred - logo(s) @unbeatablesg And my repulsor beams. Sarah Brunstad - assoc. editor Wil Moss - editor Tom Brevoort - executive editor @imhowatrd C.B. Cebulski - editor in chief @unbeatablesg and ym feathre hands & in ur facee atititude - chief creative offi cer Dan Buckley - president Alan Fine - exec. producer Squirrel Girl @unbeatablesg Squirrel Girl created by @imhowatrd @starkmantony @unshavenkraven thanks pals <3 Will Murray & Steve Ditko

Squirrel Girl @unbeatablesg UPDATE! I think maybe Nancy’s cat saw something! Who do I know who can speak to cats? @akapatsy lookin at you This is just SOME of what HELLCAT! @akapatsy Doreen’s been posting--all @unbeatablesg I can’t talk to cats, Squirrel Girl. these handles are real! Follow @unbeatablesg for more!

Squirrel Girl @unbeatablesg @akapatsy uh excuse me you dress like a cat and have cat-themed powers such as for instance cool cat ears

THE UNBEATABLE SQUIRREL GIRL @akapatsy No. 28, March 2018. Published Monthly HELLCAT! by MARVEL WORLDWIDE, INC., a @unbeatablesg That’s just part of my costume. I wear fake animal ears for subsidiary of MARVEL ENTERTAINMENT, important fashion reasons LLC. OFFICE OF PUBLICATION: 135 West 50th Street, New York, NY 10020. BULK MAIL POSTAGE PAID AT NEW YORK, NY AND AT ADDITIONAL Squirrel Girl @unbeatablesg MAILING OFFICES. © 2018 MARVEL @akapatsy *clasps you by the shoulders and looks you in the eye* we’re not so No similarity between any of the names, characters, persons, and/or institutions different, you and i in this magazine with those of any living or dead person or institution is intended, and any such similarity which may exist is purely coincidental. $3.99 per copy in Squirrel Girl @unbeatablesg the U.S. (GST #R127032852) in the direct UPDATE! I visited (who is lowkey now? haha WHAT EVEN IS REALITY) market; Canadian Agreement #40668537. Printed in the USA. Subscription rate (U.S. and Loki says Nancy and Tippy are on the other side of the galaxy! :0 dollars) for 12 issues: U.S. $26.99; Canada $42.99; Foreign $42.99. POSTMASTER: SEND ALL ADDRESS CHANGES TO @unbeatablesg THE UNBEATABLE SQUIRREL GIRL, Squirrel Girl C/O MARVEL SUBSCRIPTIONS P.O. So I guess that’s where we’re headed!!! BOX 727 NEW HYDE PARK, NY 11040. TELEPHONE # (888) 511-5480. FAX # (347) 537-2649. subscriptions@marvel. com. DAN BUCKLEY, President, Marvel Entertainment; JOE QUESADA, Chief Squirrel Girl @unbeatablesg Creative Offi cer; TOM BREVOORT, SVP UPDATE! SINCE LOKI IS SORCERER SUPREME NOW THE DREAD of Publishing; DAVID BOGART, SVP of Business Affairs & Operations, Publishing JUMPED US BOTH!! & Partnership; DAVID GABRIEL, SVP of Sales & Marketing, Publishing; JEFF YOUNGQUIST, VP of Production & Special @unbeatablesg Projects; DAN CARR, Executive Director of Squirrel Girl Publishing Technology; ALEX MORALES, I SHOULD REALLY FOCUS ON THIS FIGHT NOW INSTEAD OF MANAGING MY Director of Publishing Operations; SUSAN #SOCIAL #MEDIA #PRESENCE!! I’LL UPDATE YOU ALL LATER, IT’S JUST I REALLY CRESPI, Production Manager; , Chairman Emeritus. For information NEED TO FOCUS ON THIS LIFE-OR-DEATH FIGHT RN! regarding advertising in or on Marvel.com, please contact Jonathan Parkhideh, VP of Digital Media & Marketing Squirrel Girl @unbeatablesg Solutions, at [email protected]. For Marvel subscription inquiries, please call YOU KNOW YOUR GIRL LOVES BEING #ONLINE BUT YOU KNOW I LOVE 888-511-5480. Manufactured between BEING ALIVE **EVEN MORE** 12/08/2017 and 12/26/2017 by LSC COMMUNICATIONS INC., GLASGOW, KY, USA. When we last left Squirrel Girl It absolutely has and Loki, they were fighting not been going well. the Dread Dormammu on the Cosmic Plane…

|t's my first week being Sorcerer Maybe Supreme and that's okay! Strange's most Maybe this powerful will go really villain shows up? well! Honestly, how is that Gah! fair??

We can't reason with him, we can't punch By him, Balthakk's and Bolt and the every spell Flames of the you Faltine! cast--

--he deflects back at us! Stop doing I thought that, Loki! Dormammu was lying when he said he could do this all day!

I would've lied about that! 100%!!

|t's kinda my whole deal! I'm not that complicated! I do one thing really really well, and that thing just happens to be lying! by the abyss, but I really now could toy I think with you for it might a timeless be more eon. fun--

--to destroy the Huh, a compliment Can't... I can't! sorcerer supreme disguised as an insult! hold this Any change in and his weirdly I'll take it! up...much focus and this friendly longer! Loki, one shield will more hit and collaps-- ! we're toast! Cast a distraction spell!!

these paltry hah hah! lives were the at last! best earth could the sorcerer muster in its supreme is defense? dead by my hands!

all shall fear the mighty fists of dormammu! Aaaaaand that'd be what hah! would’ve happened if we attacked him directly.

Your illusionary versions of us are as convincing as they are bloody, Loki. Gotta sell it to the demons, Squirrel Girl.

Pretty intense in that one panel where it seemed like Squirrel Girl got squished, huh? Hey, Dormammu! So I never We're still alive! What? I vowed to do should've no harm. expected such deception from the god of lies.

That's right, jerk!You wanted Doctor Strange, but you got Loki!! And you wanna know the difference between me and him? I'm not a doctor.

Dude, did you not you can't win here, I'm sorry, just see what he did to you know. this is my did you say our doppelgangers?? realm. and I'm stronger “”? He can deflect than ever, now that that. I'm using the spirits of a thousand dead to feed me, heighten me, and--

I know, I know, I just--couldn't waste the line!

You dare I'm sorry, my friend here I know me, doesn't know how extremely it! I just MORTAL? deadly you are. want to know if he's powered I mean, it's by more a clarifying ghosts follow-up. Did or you say “ghosts,” not! Dormammu?

What are you doing?

|t seems like an interesting thing to learn about!!

That's right, your boy Dormammu is even more powerful now that he's heightening his power with ghosts! The theory is he's lost lots of times before without ghosts, so maybe with ghosts he's invincible. Hey, let's keep reading this comic to find out if that's true! all souls So just in this fallen humanoid realm increase aliens, Humanoid, my power, you or...? insectoid, inquisitive doganoid, whelp. they're all here!

So when you say "all souls,” that can't be just humans. Are we talking Obviously aliens? we're talking aliens.

any aggrieved soul who dies with unfinished business now enters my realm, thereby increasing my power.

Just what I Certainly. you thought. Can we can have all have a minute, the time you please? want...

And that's what would've happened ...in your graves! if I hadn't used most of my magic building up two layers of illusionary deceptions.

Daaaang. Good call, my man.

Loki!! Stop I can't! him! His fire spell is too powerful, I--

Probably a little less intense in that one panel where it seemed like Squirrel Girl got squished a second time, huh. But other me figured it out! I know how to defeat him now! I really don't see how. Dormammu's strength is also his weakness! His realm is full of ghosts! All sorts of ghosts!

“Before European contact, Loki, America “But when Europeans started cutting down those trees, the squirrels had was in forests. Squirrels could covered to travel on land. Where they could be . Where they could be killed. roam from coast to coast, all above ground, safe from predators below. “And in 1749, a 3-cent bounty on squirrels led to 640,000 pelts captured in one “And they did, in huge groups year, and that's just in Pennsylvania. hundreds of thousands strong! |t was the Great Squirrel Migration!

“By the late 1800s, through “They hunting and ended shrinking the the Great squirrels’ Squirrel habitats, humans Migration.” had finally accomplished what nobody in the hundreds of thousands of years before them could do:

And if you ask me, that would've created a lot of very aggrieved squirrel ghosts with some “unfinished By Odin's crappy business" with humans. beard, that might Humans which, I work!C all the ghost hasten to add, squirrels, Squirrel Girl! Dormammu roughly Make them attack shapes himself Dormammu! like?

I could, but you're the …I knew there one who knows his weak was a reason Nancy points. And since you already kept you around. have a spell to speak their Squirrel- language, it seems to me Head Loki in that all you really need... the house! is the friendly face to match. Oh. Oh, Squirrel Girl…

I'm not a vengeful guy, but if you shot me because you wanted to sell my hair for three measly cents, I would probably come back and haunt you! Forever!!