Volume f l ibbr9i e pAaemAnoer AMay 10, 1996

Gary Lee 74 and Trustees Meet On Campus Jury Finds Former PA English Emily Bernstein '86 PrsetForum On TO Plan Andover' FuueIsrco ai obGuilty Affirmative Action by Peter Christodoulo now looking into the possibility of cut- made available for the staff. FormerPhillipian Editors FrmTusaMy2truh On Friday, both the Alumni Discuss Affirmative Action in StdaMy4th lni CnCil ci and the Andover Universities and the Workplace and 'the Andover Development Bad DvlpetBadto ati ______met n camps to dscussseries of discussion groups in order to by trChristodouloPeter future. The gathering marked only the ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~diversity,adrsthpobesfamiinadeducational program, physi- PHILLIPIAN STAFF WRITER second time in the history ofth caplnfutyfialrsoibiy scholth thtAluni Cunci and and financial resources, and residential On Thursay,May , former the Andover Development Board a PhOin eTrsyEMy Be rnsein '8 jon metn. a life which the school faces. '86 ~~~~~~~~~~Thegroup discussing admissions and Gary Lee '74 presented a forum to educateTetr-dyand both groups about the finan- diversity came to the overwhelm- entifled Affirmative Action: In the cilstainadvrosporm f ing conclusion that ".diversityis a great Workplace aind in Higher Education" th col diinlysuh o thing; right up there next to mom and ": in Kemper Auditorium. The forum, receive input as what should be done apple pie and that the school should sponsored by the Phillipian and Friday inteftr.maintain its strong tradition of diversi- in the future. ~~tyand that it should build from that Forum, was presented in front of Plans for the upcoming capital trdio.Theaevrourasn trustees and benefactors of PA as part campaign were also presented to the wtrdto.Thegru favaord diersity. of the program for the spring trustee two groups. The Trustees announced Maypolre mbedtirfn meeting ~~~~~~thatthe campaign, which will be the eprecsa noe n h Bernstein, a Harvard graduate and largest ever attempted, will begi Juy diverse group of students and faculty i New York Times reporter, began the 1, but the trustees have published no tat ey ce incontact with. Others forum with her presentation on affir- other information about the specific felt that because the world is changing, David 0. Cobb, former English instructor, was found guilty of numerous Photo Courtesy of L. Adeisberger mauveandacton is effect ihihr gasotecmpgnttisie. a diverse student and faculty popula- charges of child pornography onMonday Andover Townsman Photographer ~'education. She presented two cases as "[Nextl October will be an extra- to sncsayt rpr oa' oetto.Cb ol eev n- dnsadfclyo A h nwo ealesit fihowaiffernactollnee orinarbthtimortat te ord.. tha students for life. by Ben Tsai and Andy Riddle where from no time in prison up to a Cobb only as a great teacher and dealtacton. ith afirmatveInher wll be he tim thatthe Bord of "There was a good sensT that PHILLAN NEWS EDITORSmaiu of70yrsWhliti meo. f firsshe exampe xplaind how haTusecoestiromedatsipos that diversity as it pertais to Andover unlikely that the Court will give him At the time of his arrest, Cobb Boar ofRegetsor te Uiveri have coefo h edrhpo h means maintaining a strong presence Formner Phillips Academy English the maximum sentence, Cobb is told the state troopers that he was the California system voted to end affir-ofsuetofclr..bthaithud 2mative action for students of color in gircmpawich willsfrmte beasi of not only refer to students of color but David 0. Cobb was found guilty of term. children - a story which the state admissions process. This move orcmagasetdH dof also to . ~the School Barbara Landis Chase. students who have extraordi- attempted child molestationu and TeCuthsdcddt od topr ucl elzdwsfci -heresulted admissin of fewer The capital campaign is necessary nr taes.in diio tobng numerous counts of child pornogra- Cobb in jail until his sentencing, tious, since no Camp KYO exists in iHispanic and black students and an ioretomnanth acd ic strong academic students.' The group .increase in Asian students. White rep- exein ceadtrmndusta ffatA.em' made the suggestion that the phy on Monday, May 6 in New scheduled for June 12th. Cobb and the area. In Cobb's knapsack, police i excellence and tremendous staff at A dmsin.ffc otne orcut Hampshire. The decision came as a his attorney plan to appeal the found women's and children's under- '2 resntatinat he schol reained "We have here one of the richest and ofclrbtasot okit shock to many PA students and facul- Strafford Superior Court decision to wear, lotion, a Polaroid camera, a .1 constnt. mostwonderfu program and pla appl diversifycootheupoolo of students ttyowho emremember foCobbhis theNeHampshiree SupremeCoCourt. mppumpkin,maskolist mof The other example Bernstein pre- that one can imagine for a high of color. This idea amounts to recruit- ative and inspirational teaching style. New Hampshire police arrested "Pumpkin" would pay for various sented was that of the University of school," Chase said. The upkeep of ing black students who can pay for the After two days of deliberation the Cobb on August 22 when they pot- sexual acts, and hundreds of Polaroid :Texas. A white applicant with a cer- such a program has stretched the cs fAdvri diint h ns SrfodSpro or uyfud tdhmwligwt wleya hts h htswr anyo ,.tain composite score based on SATs school thin financially. Planners hope cotoCnoe nadtint h ns rford upeior Cour juaryofounid ted him wangewitTh af twelve-ars photois h photosmweretmainlyuof 1:and GPA was denied admission to the the Capital Campaign will alleviate obgit f31cagso hl l o.Tenw fCb' ret autbde efrigtesxa univeritytudentwith wile a lackhe fiancialproblms tha the chool Continued_____ on Page , C7olumn 5 pornography and of attempted child shocked many former and current'stu- acts, but with children's heads pasted the same composite score was accept- now faces. onrDincofteauthds ed. euniversity admitted that this The main sources of financial woe CooAl s ehaDurinwa therl, cobbctn camed- was a problem, but also stated that all for the school are the upkeep and ren- a ei! eyo teatiueso ougpesn ~juniversities and colleges will face this ovation of buildings as well as the gen- 5tu t ~ .t I tha t he atitmerely coutng aersor- erous allowance made for staff towards retarded-children, and used ~' Continuedon~age8,Column4 salaries. Chase and the Trustees are 0the cover of a camp employee for research purposes. ciii . . a ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~lu"'atRereenatvenrS v s oru Cutrst )On September 1, Head of School ('it'h~~~~~t~~in ~ Barbara Landis Chase fired Cobb, cit- PA Studt s P.'iL I-yLI. in.g factual evidence and knowledge A~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~r~ ~ ~ r T ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~htmade it clear to [her] that he ~~~~~ I~~~~~~~~~~flflU~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~1VV ~~~~~~~~~~~~could not continue as a member of the tions within Massachusetts and with- For faculty who knew and ~i by Charles Forelle & Nick out also pledged their support, both in .respected Cobb as a friend and col- Divakaruni monetary contributions and in other league, the verdict has revived feel- PHILIPANTAF WRTERforms of assistance. Belmont Springs, - ngs of disbelief and sadness. Few a spring water distribution company, ~- ~f".could understand how one of the most Last Sunday, several PA stuet was at roadside handing out glasses of ' ... .,," epce ecesa Acudcn traveled to Boston to participate in the wae otisyadtaku atc-. ~ceal his double life from his family ClWlk 27h fo Huner.annal Rn by pants. Ben and Jerry's distributed ice -and co-workers for so many years. Project Bread, a non-profit charity cream bars, and many other local comn- ' ~Says Tom Lyons, an instructor for the

organization which distributes food to panties, including " several Boston radio Hsoydprmnadalngte 'needy people in Massachusets te stations, helped in any way they could.- -~ friend of Cobb, "[The entire affair is] iwalk was sponsored by hundreds of Loavluteshpdtoewo 11corporations both in Massachusetts could not walk the long twenty-mile osyataeyfrhsfml n Band around the country. The biggest corei h eti ait fwyfor the PA community."' ~one-day fund-raiser in the nation, rais- adkpwyarwlesonthe right --- ~ tdnswoeprecdCb' ing over $2.8 million, the Walk for cus.~,.. . .'~ uiu n eoal tl ftah ~.Hunger draws about 40,000 walkers Thure2-iecus e h nr ~ ing reacted similarly upon receiving from around the region. getic walkers all around the city of ~ eso i ede.Kt cut 9 The PA delegation, led by Dawn Boston, starting in the Boston '-. . -". ' . hopes to remember Cobb for "his D4uplichan '98 and Liza Raboin '98, Common, moving through Beacon 2" , -*,..'i '~' incr edible teaching," and felt "shock lunder the auspices and gracious as'S- Hill, Newton, Cambridge, and NyersCutrPsinsfo lfto htUpsScat K oies( )/ and disappointed" by the jury's deci- tneof the PA Community Service Harvard, before returning the walkers, extyark Es lunerPMrcsitvf e ft toGriht Brpewn Socrate a ouRyan (AB )PooKBnca sion. In her college-entrance essay, Itance sl~(PDMr Hsvdt(L) '~~~~~~~~~~~rc shekwroten"Regardless ofmtheaverdict Program, found the day to be a great tired and hungry, but nevertheless Missingte, "ateardetheofngteone(Wict success, although one of the goals for ectdtotefnlcekoninhe Msng aeHtergonW N)its ensuing consequences and his tar-

next year is greater student participa- Boston Common later in the evening. - ridiculous. "I know that the adinis- Carolina, Nate is an avid musician and nished reputation, Mr. Cobb will live Ition. Said Liza Raboin '98 on seeing The walkers were blessed with a beau- by Ted Won & Peter Christodoulo tration has legitimate reasons as to can be frequently found performing on as a tremendous influence in my "Ithe endless lines of people walking: tiful day for the walk, with sunny skies PHILLIPIAN STAFF Wk'ITERS why the number of pull-ins is so low, around campus. Hetherington says that life." "you saw all these people Wvalking, and and temperatures in the seventies. However, I also think that this year we his reasons for running for cluster For many students who were not you just knew that it was for a good Project Bread, the organization During cluster meetings on Friday, couldn't really represent ourselves. I president were the same as his reasons acquainted with Cobb personally, the Because." ~~~~whichthe Walk for Hunger supports, May 3, elections for several positions think that we can negotiate a compro- for his recent efforts for the position of entire affair has been a rude awaken-' ~Walers are sponsored by family, distributes money to purchase food to in next year's Student Council and miose for next year's policy," he comn- school president. "I want to help out ing. Says Charles Childs '97, "This V-fiends, and others, who either plde nearly 500 food pantries and charitable Cluster Council took place. Students mented. the student body by getting involved shows that one's academic persona a certain amount per mile or pledge a organizations which serve the 600,000 voted for a variety of positions, includ- In WQS, Tom Ryan was elected because in more words or less, I love otneonPg8,Clm3 fixed sum. All proceeds go directly to Massachusetts residents who live ing Cluster President, Senior class rep- cluster president, being the only day this place." He also is pleased with theCotneonPg8,oum3 Project Bread. Hundreds of corpora- below the poverty line. resentative, ,and Disciplinary student to be elected to the position. A fact that he got a cluster position rather Committee representative. There were three-year Upper, Ryan served last than an all-school one because of the I ~ bL also elections for several other cluster yera h lse' Crpeet- lack of intimacy in a schoolwide posi- IN SID E52' related offices. tive. On the election process he had to tion. He thinks that as cluster presi- The Cluster President-elects for say, "I think I won because I talked dent, he will be better acquainted with Abbot Alumna Blasts PA'Is next year are Marc Hustvedt '97 for about new ideas instead of the same the people he is working for and know Multiculturalism. FLG, Tom Ryan '97 for WQS, Nate old generic ideas, but more important- more precisely student sentiment on Aagot Stambaugh, Abbot Academy Hetherington '97 for WQN, Erick ly, I explained that ITam a friendly guy, various issues. Although he has noth- Class of 1944, asks "why are all the Espin '97 for RPD, Mike Brown '97 who is very approachable." In his ing specific planned for next year, he students not just plain students get- for PKN, and Socrates Kakoulides '97 newly assumed position he says that wants to work hard to keep cluster ting an education at PA?". Page 2. for AB. he's not going t"tiy to be radical," functions as good as they were this 2 THE PHILiLIN COMMENTARY MAY 10, 1996

The PHIILLIIPIAN _The Cofe C onnection C rowd Boarders' Vdiolum-hef JayMoo PHLIPSIDE Duke Ellington. I rarely go to the a single speculation on why tis is so.B ManginEdtor Sa GEditor-in-chieJefferogJay u ndMoon agus Coffee Connection,just because it is A plus to the Coffee Connection is Br n-T ManagingEditor, am GoodyarBusinss, Jef Herzog acha Kuoand Juli Magnus lik a giant magnet. Coffee, cool that because most of the products only music, yummy brownies.. shooop- require drinking, good conversations ______Nes Ben Tsai Mickey Hong, Layout nce again, our article this week swwaakpbbt. Stuck I sit in there for breed with greater ease (no talking A PERSPECTIVE' News, Andy Riddle Gonzalo Briceno, Design 1 will be in discussion form. hours contemplating the gentle purple with mouth ful, etc.). The hue of bySrtiHle Commentary, Adnan Qamar Rbr iat einJlawl ei tlc.______FeatureserasonnCunninghimnMatthew Dembro, Advertising color of the walls and the pretty lights lighting is also flattering, a nice soft b huiHle Elizabeth Blonczar, Photography It is interesting to observe those I like watching the people in line, t is yellow as opposed to the glaring, Features, Katherine Crowley campus for Sports, Seth Moulton Olivia Mark, Photography who frequent the "Coffee also fun to watch the staff pour that whiteness of fluorescent lights. Thyaving lived on this pasttheyarIav Sports, Owen Tripp Cneto.Itiaplsntrrat fo amythe Seventh,Gadsden Courtney Elyse Cahill, Photography Cneto.Itiaplsntrrat fo mywhite stuff into the coffee. I are also generous with their coffee HtheyarIav- beverage is a frap- condiments-one can actually concoct exeinedmlhreo'h h Adiitain arc onnShivani Reddy, Photography soe otsm ooeiigfa- guess my favorite of boarding (t M Admiisterat,Thoatrc Noan Justin Lee, Circulation chise for others, and a balance pachino with nutmeg. remembier one a more than decent drink with only fun, tials, and tribulations f atdeisi Publisher, ThomasRyan Although it timetme Ibeteentwentowewiththein thereltoughit a friendiendand mI kmilk, cosugarilacocoa, nutmegt scvanillaIn y it, 3 t( ~~~~~Associate Editors is often considered a place peo- etc. Oh, and of course, the things, boarding life is not as easy as a buyer's incentive might seem. I often find myself trying,~ i o Si ~ '* ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~w ~ ~ ~ pelv oht mn hs nfrequent to both sides. to convince day students that being ai~ mr YLWiehie, A4rarug, Josh Beilr, Jo CunighramnBen Chen. OCrisHi, Rzoazes,Mike Paour /h card is a benefit boarding student has'just as many sac* . not be The Philliptan welcomes ail letters to the Editor We try to print ati letters, but because of space limitations, is a predominant patronizer of * 6AItu git is ISoftenf consideiieu a al The Coffee people love to hate among those Frequent buyer's incen- rifices, if not more: werecommeendbrevity and conciseness We reserve the right to edit all submitted letters to conform with itre the Andover chain. place ubro ne straits and prop.er syntax ewn o publish -any anonymo,,us letters Please submit letters by the Monday ofe c onetoheevsaltl ivecareWhedin'tsnyoe dytstdens'thtnIder ti week to The Plulliptan mailbox in GW or The Phittipianofcin the basement of Evans Hall Connection don f~i mrt, though always two-sided. onou~'cmpP hilpsA ad m is a tj rmd ia~e arn E"Tiee mene ywenc tell me about that? I ae mt xrsed a srn etu The Phillipian ispitdweey Fever predomnant atrn[T o he would use it all the time. It is disapproval of the way their lives as Fa( satisfying,epredominantthe boarding school most 'V satisfying, especially the ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~CoffeeConnection].9 9 rather odd that there never day students at a fo a ~~~~~~ED 1I T 0 R I A L steamed milk with a shot of are any adolescent males in when going . Many of them believe our little Coffee Connection. that the time they spend traveling to, - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~almondand a dash of vanilla. It however, expensive-but I wonder why. Actually, I and from home is a cause of undue preh-lu Ii i.,;6a n 't e a r Y o uis, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~notreally more so than a non-chain ended up drinking a large frappachi- think I know. It's the purple walls, stress because they have to wait longer perl 8 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~cafe.The menu features pretty mun- no, a large mocha latte, and a box of The purple walls threaten their mas- to get their homework started or they tI CIO! The Philipian readers have be- daeiesn c-lne e cocolate covered coffee beans. I was culinity. Either that or the.fiact that have to get up earlier to get to school ho~4ur It- seems that. see straight. adolescent males and caffeine just do in time for class, and thus lose a sig- si-i come.aaudience, passive , Since the commence-' mochas though their frapuccinos come so wired that I couldn't close.Itcertai has stylepurple Unfortunately, I had a Rel-Phil paper not mix. nificant amount of sleep. lakes i ment' of the '96-'91 board, - our newspaper has re- walls, neat lamps, interesting wall to type that night and I was so shaky I really think it would be cool if we Others think that b;oarders have thI s a word without had a Coffee Connection in Riley. muh orfedmtanTesls,. jMcI ' ceived ~-only ' 'mall--handful -of letters, hardly hangings, mellow music-but its s0 that I couldn't type I really hate to think how since boarders' parents are not here to In enoughto fil- up alf of one Commentary page;, Yet, peet, poetysitedith itee interiecting several-extra letters. However, on caffeinet presidesoveroususalthoughghousee coun- --Abush-l weekafterthat week, addressI edit columnsimpor- - achieves the opposite of its intended strung out on cafoernschoolch to note, atmosphere would be if there were. magine. I do selors are often stricter than parents ' nae tantKad cotorWek ei toic sBu thereadexests nmor- effects, creating an atmnosphere that is It is-interesting loose] discocertngrtherthanwholy aside, that there never ever seem to think that the Coffee Connection and'school rules do not allow boarder& ever be any males between say, ages brownies are among the best I have to do simple, innocent things like tak- 90's cc sponse. -'- soothing. "it~fthe'school'were to come up withf 'new social 12-18 in there. Why is that? You see ever eaten. Thus, I will leave off with ing trips downtown to' a drugstore or -for the function iJdeas.. .the rate of drinking would *de' I think the Coffee Connectton is a girls flock to the place in their tight this recommendation; males of P.A., it deli after ten. Day students 'have the '~cepts, crease,"A'("Is Solution There to Drugs?/' April 19 pretty nifty place. The music is the giggly groups, but adolescent males is time to conquer your fear of purl privilege of having fully stocked Biho Thire inStitution. inDrhich, fAul are greatest. The last time thai I was and company lounging around in the and go to the Coffee Connection. And refrigerators, their own TV's , cars and plty 1996)."Whai's synthetic chic-ness of the place sim- be sure to get a brownie for me! godfmlpis a tuetlf a.I~ lel 1996)ti'sr " nstiution...hatis n whch fcult are there, they were playing a whole * collaboration," ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~bunchof jazz: Benny Goodman and plydneverytoccur.ayIscannot comeay.uphwith lives are full of grave sacrifices. , 1 North ("Shhhh,smilar statemnts 'Be Quiet!," resolutely April 12, focus 1996). on oneThese facet and of ARBOT AlUMNA S n t r Ev Although the last three years of IKnext ye an argument and often they do not represent thePASdr lieaPA.hvbenflof 1 mp 'opinion of the entire community. In some instances, CONDEANS 'gowoeoelaigep ~ gtAb The -Philliphone rd'has calls received piah~~~~~~boangry C hange T heir Nh nds have been sevehaverbeenseveredffomifamilylife.tIt ; procces questioning.th validity of printed statements or ] JJ JC U I SXLis not as if though I am wholly dissat- -on its t phone messages extending a pleased response to AC TO LE ERthe; next topics of discussion could isfied with this condition; I thoroughly '1 itary e other printed comments. However, witotawitn Ki1 JL 1 U N )Nel cdyrange from Roger Clinton's drug use enjoy the little freedom I have when 'i9;37pn ORGV~~~MNS Noelle Eckley ~~~~toChelsea Clinton's medical reords. away from home. - .headI Of course, this is all crucial Senate But family life is important too. 9:43pn lvetr TePipaniunb 'topitheopsnToTeEto:WASHINGTON- When Ted Business. - My parents and brother do occasion- succee( The Philipian's -Commentary' page is designed IbleeiDvrst.W ned Kennedy begins to speak on the Last week, Senator Kerry received ally make the long road trip up to jegrt to cI ,for students', faculity, administrators, alumni, parents Diversity in our school. But it has Seatevr eflorarevperetial hushcfalls acfaxerom at e nessuettis schoo ost mter adalys tede cnendabu th nertxn. ieotfom hiralyceues re. almost Anybcy - to voice their opinions and become politically correct to talk ovreeysl-epcigDmcac . - ~I ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~bu t l hetmoffice. This week, his topic was the which we inhale front the air. during my vacations to spend time ' , up with so that other memn- abu taltetm.Why are the minimum wage - and every day, he Specifically, he was concerned about with me. But I am no longer an inte- fir-st-nai -reactions' on. a public platform family picture. order. bers of~ the - school's broad community c'an read stdnsalntjs li tdns made an impassioned plea on behalf of fumes from modeling glue, laser print- gral part of the daily theirreactions.ideas' and But the paucity of letters getting an education at PA? I met a the working people in Massachusetts ers, nailpolish removers, and hair- WhnIg oedrn'ln ek 'speeda graduate that said she was a Black and across America. I've heard, how- spray. He was convinced that, if we enso be, Ityoreuehe -from ye has'The editors.. Phillipian wondering-. Have people graduate of PA! I wanted her to say ever, that in ______could put a man same responsibilities I had had before Onc '-becomne so indolent that they cannot. find the time to she wds a~graduate of PA only! Republican 6 1V lod C~rdte on the moon, we coming, here, in order to help out )pounds address crucial'issues? Have people become so I think the newsletter 'Prism' offices the 6 1'eas dscvrdte can do some- around the house, but I also to try to ' Sour sai stifled by authority that they are scared to respond? adlltecusJust separate the mute the tele- secret of the cafeterias; thing about this convince myself that my role at home items n since the 'obtaine, comm~runity. Stop all clubs, advisors, vision set fr~~~~jut pressing prob- has not changed drastically 'hePocahc Havpeople become_Have so immune, to problems that etc. and js be a school~uen that is kind when he DemocratsDe ort lern. Mail has tiewePyfml ebr i o orpho they just don't matter anymore? I hope not, and polite to each other. comes on. bar, While Republicans prefer also been pour- have toe takem tmembffl from wok~ Mop Between qing, in about the "rnd pac J.Moon Mrs. Aagot Stambaugh the 'votes on he proposedFD beasTeyflththydinose crbo Abbot Academy, Class of 1944 the "Simpson reform, from me enough. It is difficult for me to ~W o amendmentto constituents ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~walkinto my home after months of W o the Simpson amendment to the who have obviously been watching einharw t re isce talr ybot che(w Immigration Bill" and on the elusive Prime Time's chicken bacteria expos- erhsgowBheincesalels hese si~bject, there's still two teeth and gotten a large gash on ~ es i C -) L.c~o% N6 Funt KtbS, RMERE I- tS L*ST)4 UUCIMAIE euvbC concept of "cloture," the Senate is es. On a related pd2rF 4 M-1EIN&114SEVININ Alt~ AI~ULL 68&-Am5 actually a really interesting place. mail arriving about Mad Cow Disease. hi nefo aigagoiu ly Wh Am>j.KV`IP-j~G 3-tb A. ~iEW'P-" we3 EM - swig Durin _ he past week, Senator Kery, As I was walking into -theRussell at a little league game, when I would: "fis 0 back have been more a part of his life if I lies is \,/iI~ ~ ~~ ~~ A t~~~W~~-L AiKE~tw~oT Sifi4~ F. VAs Ar A OXSFLeAY' has leamned who I am, and I've. seen Senate Office building a while Ft-, j'$~~~L i.~b. Senators Ted Kennedy, Claiborne with two other interns from my office, lived at homse.godi /,PCKge [b9GArAyoit5t'F- S MM NTXi Pell, Phil Gramm, Treat Lott, we spotted Strom Thurmnond walkcing It may be unwise to try to deter- ' h o the elevator. One of the mine whether boarders or day students itog :Seerr ne iER E#' -lJ LPE: _ Congressman Joe Kennedy, and alone towards asked the are better off in the long run, although iOne the ( c MM=!e > ~ eao arck Leahy in person. I've interns had a camera, and ~~~~~~JVC•9~~~~~~~~~~~~also discovered the secret of the cafe- Senator if he could take a picture of day students certainly ought to savor 2'the "A 1 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~K ;-,-MO r f reias; Democrats frequent the salad me and the other intern with him. As having what may be 'the best of both ' m I U ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~bar,while Republicans prefer the grill, we posed for the pictures Strom put worlds'. An age-old proverb says that dfya I could have figured that out on my one arm around me and the other arm 'distance makes the heart grow abyc own, though. around the other intern, joked about fonder', although I wonder whether 'ing bec In other big news this week was, being in a picture with two young distance only helps to deteriorate close raw poi once again, the Whitewater hearings. women, and proceeded to pinch me on relationships. After boarding school, I '1other According to the legislative assistant the waist. Some Senators will never will be at college. So I ask, is this t - ee zi~~Q 1~4 in our office who deals with banking, change... for my family life? VeUpgutil 4 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~cooked Brainflnrnnao in Wi~~~~~~~~~~~nihington~~lard Th Bra`,., Damage M. ?ton. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~tholc C~~~~~~~u"Meb ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~edVP debate over the best way to stop the lenging Dole to a nude -oil wrestling tases b / /('~~' SECRET SERVICE PAPERS ~~~~sudden rise in gas prices. contest i the Rose garden. Dole has o r U)U Toby Coleman Dole quickly jumped to the side of tentatively accepted the invitation, on htfi the ailing consumer by calling for the the condition that Hillary promise not '0 l e ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ramn death. Unlike final death, it temporary repeal of a 4.304 gas tax to compete.Ilup EdV ~Vw na(sQ-e"- is not mortal, and it is very hard passed under the Clinton admtinistra- But, you still must bewnen,~ soybean .latto"'~~~1fl ~ ~ to pinpoint the exact time of tion Not to be out done, ClintononClnton whattobewdoeshethisthe hell dhavehi tohdot withwi fatftfries 9. 64.e,X death. While the symptoms of brain announced that the governmnent would brain death? Quite simply, everything teho I.CU k 3 04 death are fairly obvious, most of our sell 80 million barrels of Alaskan you've heard out of Washington this Bad population ignores the warning signs. ' crude which have been sitting in the week is the same media influenced the fooc These symptomns include reheated or strategic oil reserve. Dole's proposal garbage that has been spewing out of tance of stupid ideas, an 'archaic value system, has prompted headlines, but that is that festering mudhole since its Coll- however -. a n overemnphasis on outward about it. Clinton's move caused oil ception.:' orni fih'ppily - :'- ;... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~appearances(sound familiar?). Brain futures to drop, which could lead to a While a slight rise in gas pnices STEERINGCO M MITTEE Q UEST~~~~~~~~~~~~o~~s 'K'K ~~~death occurs when you kill one or large accounting loss for the U.S. gov- may be a relatively new topic, the '~And to the problems aren't. D9lq -~ vh~, do - - - '-' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~e~,moreof the three necessary brain cells, eminent. solutions taxes and government ~lburgers' - , :,-" -- ' '?12'' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(aproven scientific fact!) aptly named Clinton and his cronies charge that wants to reduce TheSteering seeks Committee~tuc~ent to the folowing iiuestions~iu ~' LarryLaMoe, and, Curly.ThelaftereDole's proposal lackssalwaycto makeynterferenceninrdailyclivesaClintoon 'Paper.tt THE PHILLIPAN FEATURES MAY 10, 1996 3

'McRUNS' ey'""PahPtTeA Four Environments o ~~"Iii THE QUEST """ Commons Dining Hall by Michael Gottesman by Addisu Demissie sik o a otebre-oldw FORL FOOiD PHILLIPIAN STAFF WRITER ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~PHILLEPIANFEATURES ASSOCIATE to Ryley. Whatever, Jason. ______on p m Oneplace As every Phillips Academy stu through the lobbyughandlobbya overertooSawyer ______Onelaceoncampus which I Hallerahllks aadLoweu-r Left. The number by Charles Forelle sure most of you are already familiar detkos ahCm osdnn one, most importanit rule of Lower PHIILLIPIAN FEATURES WRITER with is Ryley Room, ourtiivery own hall possesses its own distinctive per- Left is this: no bad words. The major- V ~~~~~~~~PeachPit (a la "Beverly Hills 90210").snlt ntecus fte"noe ity of faculty members tend to dine in Many students believe that the Ryley Room provides an enjoyable experiehcel t tfrs t teiaown a Lower Left, disallowing any tuident decision to have sign-in on Thursdays atmosphere to just hang out with your diighl htcnom oteron from using anguage unbecoming of a at 9:30pmi instead of 10Opm. was made friends or grab a snack. Despite the '~'; personal tastes, and invariably eat Phillips Academy student. Sawyer is in hopes that students would sleep occasional opinion on campus that there for every meal. In the upcomingudrwi more or work more prdtvly Do Ryley gets old or is "lame," we are paragraphs, I will examine the dining queo a c hanefrome ludent rowdi- not be fooled. The decision to have lucky to have such a nice gathering al n b nbig uet an Z I earlysign-inonws made Thusdays place hre. emembertourin hnthallaneb objev viewinut mandnt of class coming from the left. If one arlysinject lae noh-concentrates itsaywithde any personalturng carefully, one can notice Ali under intense lobbying from the er secondary school and seeing their thaet ayt haonythh people thatonmayth ate lihymr fothr ddowntown Andover McDonald's student center which consists of chairstaImyhveotepolettmy able in Lower Left. It's one of te restaurant. and a television, Although the exis- ~;choose to dine there, inexpial hnmnn fPilp Faced with the prospect of having tence of Ryley was definitely not the Alger Hall, better known as Lower xpAcabde peonn.o hilp most of the P.A. dorms buying food deciding factor for me to go to - ,. ''Right, is usually the most crowded Aaey Ijfrom them on' Thursday nights, the Andover, it has been a nice benefit, dining area in Commons, most likely Upper Right, home of fun and sun, high-level McDonald's management Ryley Room offers a variety of because it is the most accessible, decideis home to maketo the the few long students trek upstairs. who' pressured the school to move sign-in food, from fast food to cookies to including the all-important wheelchair Ovro thfaritwloncn earlier to accommodate the restallran- candy. Often, this hotbed of social ramp and blue button for especially invarial inthea ridntswll oeStas It's closing time of 10pm. This half- activity becomes a regular stop for lazy people. Lower Right contains a Westriclustered tohe rnt o eamho 4~hour disparity between the time of many hungry students who do not varied mix of people because of this ~11sign-in and the time that McDonald's make it to Commons. If you do not ~~-"~"accessibility; it really does not have a meal. To the left, the friendly' lady at. takes its phones off the hook creates feel like waiting to order out for pizza, dsica~.~.- personality but rather is a Corn- tecuergesyowihaan ih and asie pe ih sdfntl the strange procedure known as a there is a Pizza Hut available. For biain of many. However, Lower aorsile Upp oerRight efnte Phot0. ark Ri-ht does possess the unique quality moeciuyta LwrRgt h dj"Mac Run." those times when you cannot find that To students and faculty, The Ryley Room remains to be Phi 0.Mr saepol edt a ntesm In most dorms, the Mac Run is, a sacred day student friend to drive you oep ulrS rdyngtv ueOf being the only dining to ever be set saepoltndoetinheam bush-league enterprise, being coordi- to McDonald's you can go to the gms hr r lnyo te hns cs eitrwresawy emt on fire as the result of a toaster mal- spots dalym Htowpeeh it ies-a nated and run off a few stray pieces of Burger Express right next to Pizza gameos theeare entofay other gicas yo regte wes ays sreeSotof function. People who eat in Lower morelcalm atmosphee han it neigh-;e loose leaf paper. In keeping with the Hut. Occasionally we all get that tdoawelTrerelayvio gveouabakhnyuaesotof Right love it; Features Editor Jason brblw ecm hnefo h 90's concept of using high technology yearning for home baked goodies. ae n ibl alswihpol hne h odfyr n okr Cunningham comments: "Lower elo-nrbadfsi-acntu. for the most murndane and trivial con- Fortunately, Ryley offers cookies and beoeaaigygooda xrml r laswligt aeyuu Riht is00o 'ause when the food UprLf scoto rcepts, here in the cradle of civilization, Rice Krispie Treats, just to name a few quickly. Although there are not usual- some nice fresh fast food when the ______ly items at stake over a video game, it fries have been out so long that they l0 5 , 'Bishop North, the Mac Run is corn- items, to quell this craving,.There is c i~U "O"~ pletelycomputrizednd autmated. also a arietyof cany and nks to an be pretty entertainina to watch the begin to congeal.I think the true feat is j;While the program is currently operat- top it all off. With all of this food, priiat'ratos o hs f teodrta h ye omi et I~~ ed byen ompute,of ishopthe yley Rom prety muc has i coy- you, like me, who are not video game- in. For all of the trash that we leave ',- NorthareanAbbotGranthping or ered hen i come to sbstittin~ ly inclined (it just sounds politically behind, I think that the room stays - '' '

next yar fo "Maa spcializd Run" food fr a cmmonsmeal. I'correct), you can always opt to ounge impressively clean. Kudos to the entire ''" -computer. (hey, the Quiz Bowl em Teetraneta ye om aon noeo h oa rsti Ryley Room staff. got a buzer...) i not tooshabby eiher, Thetwo pool booth as a little break from the tedium. The extent to which they will go to - For a little music in the background, keep you happy really defines cus- .Atese uickand ordring tales ar almos constatly ocupied. there is a juke. box with a very wide - tomer satisfaction (and also explains ,qprocess esthe "Mac Run" group Not only do these tables provide for et ms Ion its toes. Orders are taken with mil- fun while playing, but the games. often vacalhuhisemdt tefr).Ihnkoeielstw k efficiency amusing to ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~bestuck on "Gangsta's Paradise" fall someone must have just walked in " itary 9:30pmbetween and become surprisingly . term, there and asked for an open fire over______k9;37pmn and are phoned in to Clem, the watch, especially when there are items Ithnwealavtodmthtte wictorstoemrhalw, headpmhoch atp Mc uonald'ly atvstke iye.cao Jee it tepo staff of Ryley Room definitely makes just like being in the woods. However, 9:43pmweusuall By 9:3pm have f you annot queezeinto te pool the trip worthwhile. The charming I do not think that the fire department succeeded in entreating an oh-so ______Fine ~~~~~~~~~~wastoo happy about the Ryley Room to McDonald's where we pick up the M Udings, F ine D ini g, La If you suddenly feel like a charac- order. Once at McDonald's, we meet ~~areup on with a Clem, with.1 whom ~~~~'we A A l ter from the hit TV show "Saved By fu itna m ai, and ho we ick up thal " ~ ~ A n o e the Bell," do not worry, this self-iden- order. Clem handles the order with a iiainisqiecmo.Tecf *speed and precision that must come AI bSaidesinmood h for pasta that night. Perhaps,n my featured as the "hang out" for the cast 'from years of experience. PHILLIPRAN FEATURES PERSON taste had changed due to having lived of"aeByte el,'TeMx Once we have collected ten off cereal for half a year (mainly resembles our own Ryley Room. Even pounds of barbecue sauce, sweet-and- Okay, okay, the Andover Inn is a Godn rains.tugwecnevrram fati- ~sour sauce, and ketchup; counted the bit much, kind of onate; the food is Inn, t recently I had brunch at the ig the level of coolness of Zc or Whien students first encounter Commons,th are faced Phoio /0. Mar~k- items not once, not twice, but thrice; rather filling, and one can't wajns Inadifferent experience entirely. A.C Slater, we, are all one step closer with the difficult task of selecting a dining hail obtained the requisite game pieces, Bti'ancehngfrmw rjns With no limit at the buffet, I indulged when we hang, out in Ryley. Pocahontas dolls, and Mighty ra of Italian joints downtown, and at repeatedly. First, waffles ith traw- Morphine Power Rangers 3D glasses; lathewkis'tofrberries, then mini-bagels, then fresh gridpackdin orruatei allawa Dinng t th AndverInn s a fruit... Every ten minutes or J packeoad itesal a ad corrgtd Dnn tte noe.n i would return to the buffet to urvey cardbardoxes we re rady o go treat. For most, it can be enjoyed only ~iWe load the boxes into the fellow's ospcaocsinlkwhnnes my options, and then I would return to r car (which shall, forevermore, reek of rom aesprnscm pfra my table, gobble up the fresh victims cheeseburgr)and drie back to field hockey game and take her along onym plteariabegnrtelwolefor club P. In three basic steps, can you but I took this like nap and set my Bishop, happily eating other people's for dinner that night. Or maybe feast- prcs gi n gi.Tebcnb aeZnrlioutline a code which will dazzle and alarm for 6:30 AM, not 6:30 PM. So I ~fries. ing at the Inn means your grandparents wsjscrsyeogadtep-PHLPANTIUrEXERdeihmyfellow club members? like slept through the dinner, you Which brings us to McDonald's have decided to stop by unannounced. tries not too sweet. Though I despise Sincerely, know? How do I make it up to my fries. One of the great paradoxes of Whatever the particular case is, eating egwihncmasso lte, Mnyqsins rseeadngLost and Confused host? I was also supposed to bring the there is this guy at brunch who can behavior and dress for the various spe- life is why McDonald's fries taste so at the Inn is a delicacy, and profusely dessert, and, my club members sent me ooodstreinthe and o bad ack in thanking the bill-payer is in order. makos proaien-fa- special,cln-amudneshldbga-a Tee DerLst and Confrsed: all kinds of hostile messages sain, the dorm. There are several schools of IveolbentthInfrtre kind omelettes, and he's really nice. If niain.Tee pcaana Bravo! I admire your steely that like, they really wanted some thought on this perplexing question. masimylottw yerhre I liked omelettes, I definitely would've afissuhstePilpandnror resolve to dazzle and delight your fel- cookies. I'm womred because I like One theory to which many subscribe is had a few,.h bo almaemn noe low table companions. A rough out- hang out with these people 24-7. the A Cold Fry is a Bad Fry Theory." TheefirstvmealIwasduring mydsecond t udnssrmloron hi om- line? OK: 1. Always accompany Like Help Me Please Thisstaes heor tat b thetime visit. I still remember what I ate Th noe n sago lc o tories in search of forgotten manners,_euss omte o ml hs '4 . (including a classic aesar salad with gowt aiyo dl red rcr or knee-length navy skirts. To address d fry arrives at the dorm, it is invari- tansuet hthv hreacut lrequests might be, with "please", and Dear Like ~~~ably ~~~~~~~perfect croutons and no anchovies) ta tdnsta aecag cons some of these concerns, the quirky, whnvrayecmlswiha Bialalyocndoswit becausthey aste lkea upto and how full I was afterwards. wtthfat earesiympsed famous and ever ageless and mysteriff ing cld. Onc seldfie a diust-o at the t teop there's, an inn right ous Miss Manners has flown i eus esyusmti 0 r a plg oyu otadbiglt raw potato soaked in Vaseline. The sem ob omntra nal on campus and tawednrcp- snyA ovroaserom of hands you something, say "thank of candy to your next club meeting... other prominent theory is the seemsnt bepeaicommoa the inllt tions are held there on numerous occa- yorms rsigqetos o! .Dntsadu n ec Vegetable Oil Degeneration Theory. diin eprncsathIn.IlIk onsyouromosoptessenwequesons. across the table for the potatoes, say: Dear Ms. Manners ~uti U afe yarsag, c~nad' eat until I can't button my pants,"' in thruhu h ek ab "Please pass the potatoes, Percival" Yo. I am really cool and really coke thiRresi 0%animal Dave Coolidge said when he saw me soea ne fcyouwl etemarriedcatlearMs.Maners (assuming that Percival is the one clos- smart and popular and, in general, writnthefoo bou avilabe a PAhan oebc or-xeine Ia elygo-okn eir est to the potatoes) and 3. Don't erve totally awesome. I am so awesome lara Tha, ndehprssueufomeege wrtinsabutehefoodavalabega th tehequiitecuiineatehecnn.Who girewhaha beneivitdnt.atenda ourelftoomuc, bcaue yureost thanwhntIwal bygirstteirconer ~tar-ans and nutritionists, they switched htlnxtohecal.knows? dinner held by faculty member, X for 4 to cholesterol-free vegetable oil. The The second time ILate at the Inn Th minepoie yteod ognzto .M iem sti:may be offended if you take a few sation stops and their jaws drop and fact hatrmains baon fatsimply was junior year. My mom came up for Th minepoie yteod ognzto .M iem sti: mouthfuls, make ~1fact bacon remains fat simplyredtht bricks and nice music adds to the though am really, really, really attrac- ad~it a thideous ~ expression they just stare at the masterpiece that is tastesbettethanartial hdrenat- my bday on a snowy Ferur andatvethtistsslfniwtpacaiahFerest of te ried shark into me. I sometimes think that I'm so t tstseterthnprily yrgen anfodleI eaay vor of your meal. The servers at the tie thti osy, fiewt' aia yornpiFpaigoakn, aazn htIms eamsae o ~1d soybean oil. At the store, the fresh, weekend adtl eIcudivt noe n r oieadqik h ti ot' oocp rdce ht yu aknSekn fnpis mzn htIms eamsae o sometndverInoaefriends plie ndquik.Thrtis onh'thoosoptpediteotat never forget that the napkin goes on know, like a enetic miscalculation. hot fries taste fine, since grease is soefinstdnerbuntto food evokes memories of home- one of my bad hair days will be on the .c '~ grase.Butnce ack a thedorm the many. I got a group together, and it cooked pot roast and roast. And even exact same evening as the dinner! I'm yral omic advsed atch howa foue' r-lecover.gld Peplie ~6ld vegetable-oil fries taste like, well, was fun. The food wasn't especiallysogreuthtpplca'blivP lumps of raw potatoes smothered in memorable though. I found it too rich if the meal leaves you pretty much I'm gogou hatbtyopeople an' bev friend with good manners behaves and Commons' dinner line part like the anial he ecod te I was more in the boeatlstyuwnthvtoat hair day can leave such a n-a-s-t-y try to imitate his or her soyeaoi, herasthe old aia thseo im.again for a few weeks. delicacy. knowRed Sea that to letby menow and you'remy homnies probably by. I t~ iseainel, wherea onomt impression on people. Should I o? Or Dear Miss Manniers: wneighwsmoea ola fatmat- fries retained a little flavor, no , ,. -... .,... should I stay in my dorm and rowse ter how cold. But I digress... myThis question has been torturing me could have any problems, but I Back at the dorm, the rush to get at ___JCecalouintdme for a number of_ years, and the actually do. I'm invited to a special thbe food commences, With the assis- Signed, Librarians at the There's-No-Place- dress-up dinner for organization G,' t'ance of beat-stick wielding bouncers,~~FterTa o Like-Holmes Library have been at a and it will be held buffet-style,' ~1however, the food is distributed in an DaFierTnYo:loss to fi-nd the appropriate answer to Unfortunately, my girlfriend is comtinge organized fashion, and everyone lives Thuhteie fmnhn n my question. Yes, I did peruse the and she gets really embarrassed when h~~~~~pilyever after. z:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~hogte da f uchngo Internet. Yes, the librarians 'wvere so I cut lines, but I have to, because, like

Andmany et uestios perist: . .~ '~ "-~ ~literary maeremcued up eitknown kind as to provide me with those I said before, it's just not appropriate ham- literary masterpiece otherwise known ~~~~~~~~absolutely FAN-TABOULOUS Emily that I wait in line. What should I do? eat ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~asthe . Crew catalog, certainly Post books, but just what is the correct appears trcie dieyutDa o 'IaPer-thin slices of hot leather Iotpr attendh ;-71.ctine ThtI -Cae inuitdre way to eat peas? JuDeanre Ms ManrYhikoht atn 4- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THEPHILLIPIAN SPORTS MAY 10, 1996

Cushng Sifle Blu OffnseBoys' Lacrosse Defeats Perennial

by Jason Gimbel Po ehueL o i-hfe,7-6 PH]LL[PIAN4 SPORTS W`RiTER ______by Charles Finch as goalie Will Caseila '96 had let a was nice to have an opponent as easy, * ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~PHILLIPIANSPORTS WRTE tough one slip past late in the third, as Milton. The~ team, led by seniors, The momentum quickly shifted, how- Brian McEvoy nd Bret Asbury, sped KII R I'll I ~~ever,because of senior Joe Brantuk's to a 13 7 victory that was even easier valiant efforts. After receiving a pass, than the score suggests. The bulk of d ______he shook his defender and scored the scoheshookhisrdfendringdscord,camecorninctheinth irstrshalff shooting the ball past the opposing when Andover played their starters. After a slow ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~to ~~~~~~goalie's shoulder. Then, following a After jumping out to an early lead, N ~~~ter sasonsa t penalty, Alex Fleming '96 scored his Andover turned on the cruise control, Andoverbaseball The boys' lacrosse ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~thirdgoal of the game, putting adding a goal here and there.Tera squadhas picked it ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~teamenjoyed an ex- Andover ahead for good. But the story of the day was the play of 5, ~ ~ up in the las~t w -. $ 4cletwe tribulations were far from finished. Asbuiy and the captain, McEvoy, who RA5IFR~ upin the las ffwae twe with Late in the fourth quarter, Andover scored five and four goals respective- ws gam winwocovicignie committed two infractions, putting ly. The defense also played well. six. game winning ...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~.*..~~~tonies over Looms- them two players down for the re- Williams and David Nachman '96 mn streak. Saturday they squared off with -BOYS' LACROSSE, Chaffee and Milton. midro h ae e noe atclrhdfn efracs imoralnxtr dupbin Neamphre fltorhgmsheeh stayed in control until the final horn Another player who played a pivotal f n imoat doubled hader. Althogh pro'empsetin oifiee yonun sieson, sounded. They came close to tacking role in both games was goalie Casella, temweanthe wreked gaehavwt btermtn ifedrKn kk on another goal on several occasions, who shined especially brightly in the s taea and thodgahad to buledt a,"eral hwdalto and dominated the crucial midfield Milton game. Kalkstein was so happy s halfcalle ay thrugh, P pule Despite~the Blue's mixed record, Brendan Nolan '96 has Photo /0 Mark character and ability this week. We 4way with another impressive win in has maintained his exceptional level of play can play with anyone." The tea is battle. with Casella's showings in the net that the oener.Thisast Wdnesdy at with a RBI single. Nolan reached first Phelps' Field ready for PA to come /now a solid 5-3, and seems to have waAntebrgtsofrAdvr hepclid," 'einvryam I Phelps' Field the pinstripers were giv- was ~~~~~~~~~~~~DemarcoWilliams '96. The we play because we have the best * en he oportuntytobounc back base next on a fielder's choice, and out firing. Knowing PA had snaj~ped shaken its early sluggishness. lanky senior thwarted numerous goalie in all of New England." The I r n eary sasortnit loss ouhngbc scored later on Jamie McDonald's in- off six wins in a row after the loss atLomscrigatpsndwsit pirfupeJmsKolsad ,:le. After that Nolan cruised along as Cushing last month, they were ready Loi-hfe omssoigatmtadwsct aro pes ae nwe n ~nd even the season series. Cushing ed by his fellow defensemen and Johnny Boynton, each scored a goal proved to be too much, outplaying he allowed one hit through the first for the test, The only problem was PA The Big Blue handed Loomis- coach as a key performer in the victo- and played well. Andover from the first pitch, and ta-h six, and finished with a four hitter didn't give them any test. Cushing Chaffeaf a loss on Saturday, coming ry. He received the game ball directly In all it was a great week. ing the final regular season meeting McDonald offered by his best offen, came in and rolled all over Andover, out on top 7-6 in what head coach following the match. He also main- Kalkstein, in a final Qbservation, noted beweIh totas sive talent going two for three with taking the game 6-1. Paul Kalkstein called "the biggest tamned an impressive moral fortitude, that, "We played well because we got ~ two runs batted in. The troubling fielding that had Andover lacrosse win in two years." It arguing with the officials about every attack play that was as good as the de- Exeter PA put one more on the board in plagued PA early in he season, and was an exciting game with Andover's unfair call, even when threatened with fense." The ~~~~~~~~~thethird when Hugh Quattlebaum '96 especially in the first Gushing game, balanced attack eventually over- ejection. There were many occasions Beating Loomis, a team perennial- Tetwo league games in the dou- singled with one out and stole second; was back. The game looked to be a whelming the strength of the Loomis that demanded such protest as the offi- ly among the stronger in the area, was i ble header provided an opportunity to two batters later McDonald drove him close pitching duel from the start, with brutes. Jamie Cowan '98 was particu- ciating, in the words of O'Brien, "re- especially sweet to the team, who move ahead in the standings. Double in with a single to left. Tommy Ryan each team only mustering up a total of larly happy about the team's fourth ally stunk." knew they were better than the five headers had been good to PA so far, '97 drove in the final run in the fifth two hits through the first three in- win on the year: "It was an exception- Even in the face of such adversity, hundred record of their first six with the Blue sweeping their last two, with Nolan on second. nings. Unfortunately for PA, they algm -I'gldwpuediot. thtam anedopayhnme gms.Aoevrllyricu- The weather was a problem from the After four innings in the second would only get one more hit the rest Bot squ'mad wp uled t farlu. hel ell,manad ito wlaposi- gmsMclvoy, sbuerpyr,ndcslda start, and the rainy, windy conditions bout, the umpires called the game on of the way. The Gushing pitching stf eyen leveldn thaedfirt paree n allvstel frad. -igMEemrcoywa o Asb ,ladeHopelly throughout were no help to either account of light rain. The game was limited Andover to one run ff only ods of the game, and the final fame this week set the tone for the rest of team. Ace of the staff Brendani Nolan one out away from being official. three hits for the game. PA did hold endupbigteecerThpe-Mitnhesaondheoywllotne '96 took the mound once again for While trying to exit the premises the an early, slim 1-0 lead with a run in o tre u - nfvro oms fe h og omsgmi oejysces Andover, looking to improve on his 2- unpopular officials were booed and the bottom of the second. ____startedout_6_5__infavorofLoomis,__Afterthetough__Loomisgame,_it__toenjoysuccess. (Gmark. He pitched another superb hissed violently. Quattlebaum led off with a single, game, going the full seven innings, stole second, reached third on an e n go t y n and allowing only one run off four Cushing -ror, and was driven home on a sacri- 96nd LV vLg hitswhilstikinou eleen.It would have been perfect. C e a Andover received lthe offense Andover had dropped an early season The Andover bats were quiet the ~. .' ue ~ Nolan needed in their half of the first, am inteso to opred rest of the way while Gushing started 1 1 t i a n e t 'u 19 Moss '96 led off the game with a dou- Cshing Academy 5-4. It was a game stat. aret Bayinis 9 tloktewingI5 .. P~Ui~Z.~.'v ble anuro Sctt '6 dovehimin they all think they could have and sat ewn ieinnsalwn ble, Tshouldcaveand Scott wondGushingcameito four runs (two earned), seven hits, and bBeLnwotyrowed well for the first 500 meters. thereafter never regained the top form PHILLIPSACADEMY HITTING was ~~~~~~~~creditedwith the loss. ushing PHL[INPR5WIE is otthey've shown all year. PHILLIPSA'CAD~~~my HITTING got on the board in the fourth with a ______Coenrtnlassutndd little help from the PA fielders. Two TeAdvrsawrswr ae iig n nuuulylwrtn - Moss AB R H BB -K HR RBI 513 AVG errors in the inning allowed two un This, weekend the boys TeAdvrsawrswr ae iig n nuuulylwrtn Moss ~ 36 5 11 3 4 0 5 0 .306 earned runs to cross the plate giving in blue in their big blue wihatuhclenbtlnghe (iryoesoksprmue)yte Turco 39 13 19 6 3 0 12 0 .487 nothtofPthelSt.fPaul' Bluthecountboats Nolan 36 15 18 6 2 0 14 1 .500 Cushng telead or good. iney basjourneyed nrh creme-da-la-creme a l BfteStugaeconedbyS.Pu'frt Quattiebaum 32 9 16 10 I 0 10 2 .500 added two more in the fifth off ' to challenge the rowing club. Despite two strong early gaethe Red more than enough oppor- Coleman 27 6 6 7 5 0 5 0 ,22 'Bayliss, and closed it out with two in defending National season shwnsfoIhle t. tunity to overtake the Blue. McDonald 30 5 7 3 1 223hwng rmth le K~~n~ 30 1 3 14 0 7 0 .233 the seventh off of Fritz Gotha '96. Bo'CE Champions, St. Paul's. Paul's came in as the heavy favorite, Second Boat nayliss 26 8 7 5 5 0 3 -0 .269 Jason Wooten '97 remarked, "Jarret Fighting torrential and their racing savvy proved too Heale 7 3 4 23 0 4 1 .13 tre morestie againstCuhn rains and the distraction of the upo- mc for the Blue's intimidated oars- The theft of the first boat's tradi- Ryan 17 3 4 1 0 2 1 .2 than we normally see in a double ing prom, the Andover rowers were men. Captain of the boys' team and tional pre-race lemons boosted the Gotha 9 2 2 1 2 0 0 0 .222 header. He would go seven eight or hard-pressed to focus before even set- rowing r Ben Langworthy '96 was confidence of the boys' second, and Mansfield 7 1 3 0 2 0 0 0 .429 nine pitches into a count and then lose ting foot in the boats. Newcomer Nate reported to have said "We are up inspired Danny Addison '98 to Johanson 4 0 1 0 2 0 0 0 .250 hi nawa i. ik'8loe ntebihe ieo giSt tough competition yet we will promise a watercolor still-life of Wooten 7 3 3 1 1 0 2 0 .429 hionawahi.Kik98loeontebgtrsdef aan -Tripp I 0 0 0 I 0 0 0 .o The loss to Gushing ended things, observing, "At least I don't no akdw. eost eputo ipa nhs Sendlenski I 0 0 0 0 0 0 () .000 Andover's impressive six game win- have a date to the prom." After a lackluster start, Andover gallery. The camaraderie of this group ______rung streak, and set them back to 8-3. Turkey Pond's placid waters pulled things together and held right of "buddies" showed through in their ______-With just a few weeks left in the regu- allowed for clean and powerful Warm- with the robots from Concord for the stellar warm-up starts and awesome P H IL L IPS A C A DEM Y P IT C H I N G lar season PA is at the top of their up sessions, and all boats felt confident first 500 meters. When'the boys were teamwork throughout the week.

W-L INNBB K H R ER ERA ~~~~~~league,along with Gushing and MI approaching the starting line, Preparing to make their move. on St. The second varsity, however, was Nolan 3-0 26 30 4 IS 7 2 0.54 whom they have beaten twice, and Although the starting steward's proce- Paul's, the curse of equipment failure plagued from the start on Saturday, - Bayliss 1-2 11 1/3 13 6 19 17 8 4.94 Deerfield whom they have yet to play. dure seemed whimsical and at times befell the foot stretcher of Gentle forced to row from behind the entire Mc~onald I 1/32 2 74 2 17 PAhopes thtteearly sao m even a i ytcl h osmain- Giant three-seat, Dan Koehler '96. The race. A slow start killed them, and Senesk 0-0 cues hat howe up gaint Guhing tamed their composure, and both boats elite eight did a less than admirable job though they rowed well at thirty-four Gotha 1-0 6 5 7 9 7 5 5.83 will quickly disappear, and they wvill of recovering fr6m this obstacle, and strokes per minute for the final 1000 Healey 0-0 5 2 5 4 9 4 5.60 be able to close out the season with a a~~meters, they weren't strong enough to ______ing treak.catch the St. Paul's seconds. winning streak. - ~Chiung s 97, Gioodyear '9 Saturday was a disappointment throughout, with St. Paul's sweeping ~~~~~~~~~~allfour of the boy's races. The defeat ______pangivioses Squad ~ ~~didn'tsit well with the Blue's feisty - , , ~~~~~byDean Chiungos and Pete Karlen tional pre-game counseling. Although oarsman, and they have responded PHILLIPIAN SPORTS WROTERS nobody even moved, the team iag- sharply this week by attacking Coach mned what it would be like to run in Washburn's workouts with unprece- C . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~thegreen pastures of the beautiful dented authority. All boys' boats look Moses Brown campus. together and ready for Saturday's Nevertheless, beads of sweat home race with Exeter and St. Paul's. Rained out last Friday, streamed down their visages as they Saturday will be the first chance for the 6-1 Andover Boys Prepared for war. Moses Brown, a the PA community to see the tensteam systemati- poor excuse for a prep school team, European bound first varsity eight at . - r~~~~~fie cally abused a feeble possessed no heavy artillery to combat work in their element. They promise - -. ~ ~ - -, . ~ ~ ~ ~ - ~ ~ mlof"Moses' Brown sud the Andover forces, not to disappoint, so show your sup- the following At number one singles, Dean, port Saturday afternoon at the

- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Wednesday.Chiungos '97 showed superior mental boathouse.

- r----~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ * -... Moses Brown~~~~~~~~~~~~toughness, prevailing 7-0 in a third set MossBowntiebreaker. Number two singles player Sam Goodyear '97 flabbergasted his Jon-Paul Bacariza '97 and Steve Carter '96 run just behind the Cushing leader PhG .M r e go run ofr edonaetinsiCah dfneesopnn-hl apin GreoryWilcinoffredas nspra- ing during changeovers. The future kPresidentof the United States (or at rr ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~leasthe thinks) allowed his opponent Cross Town NemesisOCIonly Knocks Down Trac two games. At number three sin:

by TaylorHI* ~~be competittve against Andover's '96, and Okereke '96 swept first, sc- Roberts and Ali Jay '98 came in sec- ued rohis pressiv seas on,wian 6- CJH PHILLWIANSORTS WRITERpowerful team. ond, and third respectively. In the high ond and third. After the race, overpowering 6-2, 6-0 win. IE _ 12 Boys ~~~~jump,Steve Dise '97 nd Chris Lieu Ackerman commented on the amazing In doubles competition, the tanta- iso

-Looking**. - -~~ forward to Boys'96 made 5'l0" on their first jumps day she had, "I did so well, I don't lizing tandems of Peter Christodoulo, ~ . ,ENIJCK deoliing radte Tebyoaeotsrnldb and could not go any higher, tying for think I need to do homework tonight." '9/ohHuo98adPtrKle- i7 2 AndoverHigh team the record-breaking running of Darren frtpaeSevwsfelnpatu- n th 10 mtr hrds, '98/ Piercarlo Valdesolo, '99 won in PA L l1I last Saturday, boys' Dinneen '96. In the 800, he ran an lrytlaiea h n fteme, KteieKd 9 otne e straight sets. ~ tracwasdisap,6nted to fin thtte amazing 1:51.6 to break tesho when he said, "I was fling' good, winning ways, while also winning the ThbosfAnvetnislk I 5 Arxach was postned duet thean- reod.JonFreda '8TnhRbeu Icoln'ybssi otof ko." trpenum.HethrSmth'8 omtorarnonisodon ih lhoook~ -- THE_ PHILLIPIAN SPORTS MAY 10, 1996

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B~~i~~aseb~~~ll D~~eerfieid 1LiS A ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BJVBaealDeerfield 1.15 BV Ciew, Exeter/Tabor" 2:00- - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~GVCrew Exeter/Tabor, 2.00 BV Lacrosse Concord-Carisle High 2:30 BJV Lacrosse, Concord-Carlisle High 2:30 GWVSoftbaUl New Hampton 2:00 by David Shuman staff-they didn't give up hope after embarrassing loss last yer. GV Softbaill. Stoneleigh-Bmbm1100 '1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~G otal PHILLIPIAN SPORTS WRITER the 02 start, but rather made some Bret currently resides in Andover GVSfb'l-Deerfield 2:00 srtgcchanges until we eventually Cottage with twelve other young men BVB Tennis BihpFnik 1:30 began winning," including five varsity lacrosse players. -BlVTennis -Cn c Acdmy 10 At the, str ftesason, many Another major reason for the turn Asbury believes that the friendship QIJV Tennis, iRivers 1:30 J skeptics doubted the ability of the around is the new domination of the they have off the field definitely car-- Andover boys' lacrosse team and first attack line led by Asbury's thir- ries over to their play as a team. They Stinday May 12' rl specifically its attack. With consistent teen goals already the season. stick up for each other on the field and, play throughout the year always hold fun as an i- Cycling Home Race 1.00 and an amazing five goal __ratpirt.Atog performance on .1 . 7! somewhat jealous of this Wednesday May 15

IAsbuiy Wednesday, '~~~~~~Bret ~ ~ ~ - honor, Brat's A.C. friends I has~~~~~~~~~~~~~ not only quieted - ~~wish.. to make their love for BV Lacrosse St. Paul's 31 skeptics, he has helped te~- team reium~~~~~~~~~~~~~' to its winning ~~ him apparent with such ',BJV Lacrosse St. Paul's 3:15 weays.un ois inn praising remarks as "Az is GV Lacrosse Winsor 3:30 ailigro the man." OSJY Lacrosse Winsor 4:45

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, - . d ~~namednthfalAsuyws Cluster Soccer MVP GV'SoftballGVStblS.Mr's3:30 St. Mary's 33 Bret first started playing leading the powerful A.C. GV Tennis Noble & Greenough 3:00, lacrossenine at the age of ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(WQN)team to the finals G.TV Tennis Brooks 3:00 with his older brother,.hr hyweenrol ~jAlthough he continued defeated by the Rabbit playing twice a week and at Pnludros 4~~1official years, Asbury's first uneosth~~~~~PodC orte.P u 'sv rrn C ren sme camp for five Off the field, Bret has n uo teams A ndoer's JV2s sungal'k sqad.w Aandoher' yeao past four years. HIs group tional smooth warm-up, the first boat race, St. Paul's was soon facing the squad.of After another year ~~~~~hastraveled to such coun- by Cate Beirne and Abby Donaldson apoched the starting line, their challenge of an angry Andover 'crew., summer camp with many tries as Italy and England. PHILLIPIAN SPORTS WRITERS whiterot ou hnn hog n womaae ogi ae ihec well known and talented Abr sas nai s lacrosse players, Bret made Asuyi loa vdlstheir lightning quick catches and long powerful stroke. Despite the the ~~~~~~tenerjumpto -J~~~~~~~~l in tenth of Stich classical On Saturday, the aggressive finishes, killer sprint in which Andover's brute ~jgrade, and to varsity as an upper. Alnsd suyaertrigvtr oat ras a adl adAdvrgrshtte Although the actual starting proce- strength shone through, St. Paul's took Bret tkenas tuly is plytoan- nsle Flemigr'9 andr etun Stack Modestly In the classroom, Asbury open road, venturing dure was a bit mystical, the girls were advantage of their early lead and othreve hs year Ca tan Bripaytoan-AeFlmn wo '96asd andAway frmthek n andestlyexcels in the Classics, Greek ou oCnod e ne h mrsintahsce, a qezdtruhjs eod ha

Mhero '96ecomns Breatai ha be- cos wafths upperawyer.m eandeao r truly succeeds in all his _____ Hampshire to race all others, would commence when the of the Blue. As six seat, Sera' Mcv6comemtoour Bmot mportan golf usafehiuprya."Im enavs.Next year, he will attend Giass' CREW against the esteemed St. coxswain had acknowledged the Coppolino '97 pointed out "The initial woepon, fn the gaplet fromrlast really psyched that Allen is now the Princeton University. Despite many Paul's squad. Amidst botsraiss.otohwer.Te ebck asadapinm t;Ifl year'silngraduates H ef much more third attack," says Asbury. Judgin pesaie attempts by his peers, Bret the pouring rain and killer flies, the Andover girls were caught off guard confident that when we meet in one consistngat year."ors eis from the line's recent production, Bret does not intend to continue with grs arrived ready to challenge the when the starter prematurely began the month at Interschols, we will prove After poor-2 strt anda hasgood reason to enjoy Stack's pres- lacrosse at Princeton. second place finishers at the New strigcmad.Aernfmng oroiac."Teeodhlff Afteoor0-2stat a ad a ence. Bret Asbury's recent success on Enlnsneshlsi oig tein cowandsA fterul acnfow-n the ompirann GaTheron aerted mediocre 3-3 record, the Big Blue Following Wednesday's 13-7 con- the lacrosse field may be surprising to ChgapInes s.icdg e-ther hsandtas ae sinofl theboats hWe oar nn Get lathemext te , lacrosse team finally broke the 500Chminhp.eghehadaasinothbot "W'eonaethmnxtie"- ~jlat larrirSaurda wit a qalit 7-6 quering of Milton, the team's record the few skeptics out there. However, The Andover girls' first boat, clad preparedness, he proceeded to start the Despite the noble effort, the sec.' vaioyoer petatrennital powerhouse6 now stands at 5-3. They have won to his teammates and don-nmates, i ulbd yrarvdrayt o aea h noe otwssil odba ae obtegtiga victry verpernniapoerhuse three in a row and don't plan on look- Bret's prowess comes as no surprise, th madn oyg ofhe Si- aprcigteln. Loomis-Chaffee. On the tn around, ing back. Asbury says, "We hope to for they know that he is and always deilpqullh-mie oaeo h Si- rahn h ie qal nfair start. Similar t` h is A Bretcommens,fnish"Or te new seaonuccesscan strngly. ur fous is ill ctoltheviDespiteltepullingiothen latest additionte, toead Dbyptoneuboat aboatbyoracet rPaul's.St. one'sboat-lengthgt Be mrlommeti"ure new suescan fiihesaon xtroanglys Ourginfocu is ilban eiacomplisedaheesh Andover boat house. After a excep- length in the first few strokes of the lead off the start, which they managed to maintain throughout. After the -VW-NO, ~~~~~~~~shortenedwarm-up, the girls weri MIn 0 ~ ~~~~~~~~~slightlydisheveled as they approachc the line. However, their lapse wag, .1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Imal la& ts .1 ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~short-livedand the second boat was able showcase their technical prowess ______amleone aai assh hd yt n- and stay with St. Paul's for the dura-, I ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~Dan Sloan ~~~~~~~~~cape oith-e~~~~by woner dagas shet a ret an- ton of the race, Coxswain Rebecca PHIILI.IPLANSPORTS WRITER TeBg lusotalw scn- the squad was unable to irally behind ca et ls,"osdrn h i :1 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~tinnedthis Wednesday. The team her hitting performance. uametacoe llCwntier, I twaicir' ______squared off with an excellent squad Obviously, the 0-7 start to e'96 cu swime but wadeniedl ithiopor * ~~~~~~~~~fromBishop-Fenwick, and exhibited has done, irreparableth opor- - - ~~~~~~y:~~~-: ~~~ae=seasonsame ha oeirprbedamage to tunity." manythe of waknesses that the girls' chances this year, but team The girls' third boat deserves some Elf; ~~~~~~~~~~~~~Comningoff a de- have' plagued the group all season. attitudes are still positive as they look recognition as well for their stellar per- moralizing loss to Evident in the lopsided score, toward the future. Stacked with under- formance at St. Pa.ul's. The only win - Exeter, the softball Andover was overwhelmed in all as- classmen, the team is unquestionably -ftedywsasetoe si hw team's pectsspmts of were the game.a developing one, and coaches have the true dedication and hard work, SOFrnAIL surprisingly high as They once again were forced to noticed rapid improvement and excep- which this mostly novice boat has put Saturday they geared up for a call upon the entire pitching staff; tional team unity. This young, group of in to practice in the past few weeks. Saudydoubleheader, but the oppor- Bridget Fallon '97, Megan Kultgen players appears to be strong ~enough to Coach Rambo, it seems, is cultivating' tunity to pick up their first win was '97, and Jan Roden '96, were all used follow in the footsteps of last year's yet another powerhouse of a third. washed away. to complete the full seven innings, championship team in seasons to boat. and Everett were both canceled due to and an error-ridden fielding erfor- team deserves to be applauded as they the close of the season, Andover will, ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~rain.Unfortunately, the girls' drowned mance yielded the opposition thirteen keep their spirits high in search of'b otn t is oerc gis I hopes were carred over to their ruepieshwngeplsv their thergirlsnwillhosrial Extefrtanhomeacrewis Wednesday game with Bishop- Alodeptshwn exoiv Next Saturday tegrswl host arcriaExtando-etrw Fenwik,13- whpotetialthrouhout servd th Bluea he sasonthe Te StoeleihTBurhr. ShoolanduTbor.nlthouh saniousthedAdove Fenwick13-3 who ptentiasrved th througoutBlue th season the Te Stonleigh-Bmharirchsoared confidentcofthattt afterfeanaintensse shellacking. PA softball is now at an Andover offense faltered at the plate Deerfield Academy. St.- Mary's will week of practice, a technically profi2 all-time low, falling, to a dismal 0-7 as they were only able to drive in also travel to Andover for a cin aeo audywl il a record. three runs. Anh Nguyen '96 led by ex- Wednesday game. tory.

iiyMcConnell '97 serves inher Milton match Photo /0. Mark Gil H a d GF r tLs ofSs n

real athlete in goal." As the first half victory. Dougherty continued the ally connected well and worked asa '99 by Ashley Cotton C MConn11ell 97, Agarwal PILIPIAN SPORTS WRITER came to a close, Tabor led by four scoring, while Ficcocello added two in team to beat the number one team in goals as Andover was kept off the the second half. Both goals were unas- the ISL" scoreboard. sisted and results of her remarkable The girls look to continue their SaveFace For A ndover Te~~~~~~~______TeBlue~~nnis were far from finished, speed and stick skills as she carried winning ways during the upcoming and thirdWegner singles, '97 Emily ~though, and their strong team spirit the ball the length of the field, outrun- weeks. The loss to Tabor left a bitter by RS RTE Jane Biondi n tid9igls Emil Wsgner '9d ______and impressive leadership abilities ning the GDA defenders, taste in the girls' mouths; however, PHILI.JPLANSPRSWIEanJaeBod'9 hasoeif- ______culty. They could only muster a com- L !W IIS JIlIiin proved useful at this crucial moment. As time dwindled, Barensfeld they look to face them again in thei F.-WI ~~~~~~binedtwo games over the two sets. Freddie Barrows '96 finally began posted an unassisted goal and from New England tournament, hopefully Playing up a position, Roopali Entering the week Andover's scoring by putting in the that point on, the Blue never lost pos- with better. results. The remainder of '1 0 * ~~~~~~~~~~Agarwal'99 faced a more consider- wihhihsirtthe Bu'fisgolfthgaeunsi- ssinofhebl.the season pdses many challenges for Despitable two callengcnceled fallig 6-0,60withlhig srots tem ed. Eri Dougherty '98 followed this This was a big win for Andover as the girls, yet they are confident that - ~~~~~~~~TiffanyHome '99 went three sets, but - cridterue- up with an unassisted goal of her own. they ended Governor Dumnmer's un- they can bring home yet another New matches ad many ca___iedtheir______manceldpcies due eventually succumbed losing 6-4, 3-6,. For the rest of the game, the Blue defeated season. Said Bymnes, "We re- England Championship.- c.t anee pthes varsi 6-3. Lily McConnell '97 played sixth GR'-LROS fetdsao ino held strong on defense, not allowing c~~~ i team hit the ~and realized the depth of the Milton bea xeln ae pie o Tabor to net another goal. Abby ty tennis ~~squad tugTaboret.61,Harris againstoa '96 scored the final goal for the .' courts on Wednesday fal6gt-3tuhopoet -, Unfortunately, the girls were unable to Blue assisted by captain Lael Byrnes .- aginsfterbeig Milon ranedout After waiting for the long singles prolong their winning streak but even- '96. midway through their match two mace ofnstedulsmths tually they redeemed themselves by The captain, Byrnes, commented weeks ago. After a tough loss to miachegtafnish te oublmecs maths returning to their stellar standards by on the game, "Our defense played re- I~xter towhchOlon aptinAle theforat asswiche t aneigt- defeating Governor Dummer on ally well, but we were too rushed on .96 responded, "We were just kid- thomaaAsice toa egt Wednesday. 1 -. I THE PHILLIPLAN NEWS MAY 10, 1996

- T~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'edSizer

K. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~To Address PA Faculty by Peter Christodoulo PHILUIPAN STAFF WRITER

>&.A~~~~~~ On Friday, May 10, Ted Sizer, the - Pr, twelfth headmaster of Phillips

,. Academy, will visit campus and speak

- . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~othefaculty at a faculty meeting. Sizer is the last speaker of the year to hosted by the Steering Cormnittee. - by~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~seem Gupta ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~be . ~A Professor of Education at SouthAfrica ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BrownUniversity, Sizer is known as CapeTown, South Africa ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~possiblythe foremost authority on- edctoa eom ei h one 1 1Tuesday, just hours before a timetable to adopt a final post- '-- the of Essential Schools, -apartheid constitution, South Africa's rival parties said that they of Coalition edn raiato o eomo a constitution, The special Constitutional , have agreed on adoptedmadeup of the both .houses ~ of parliament,~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ schools in theholsUnitedUitStates.s -Assembly will be talking to the faculty. -Aossemblyo fmallyu on Wednoesy. rimet aote h Sizer atthe faculty meeting about his ideas- intro ti Troi Rennes, France The prefects for the 1996-1997 school year Mak thatfreuainlrfA he also will go into ti'xetddetail abouY' voic( how his ideas may apply to the pro- drun gram of a high-geared residential com- the -The environmental group-~Greenpeace has acknowledged that .' -a large quantity of highly radioactive waste was bound for * ', 7JsC he nmunity like Phillips Academy. "was group says that the waste was taken out under its 1 r ~ ~ STeSern omte sax o '~Germanly. The 1 Y Y(J ' /I with hose. Greenpeace forecasted that the waste would go into tous to meet with Sizer so that it might,, [ lookttheeducaionalprogrmandine -Geranynear Luxembourg Tuesday. Rail lines were blocked, addition to a~nd protesters clashed with police, in hopes of blocking the ship- byAds eise-Tripp '97 in America House, Manuella one of the most essential at this school; amend it for the future. In grade year molds the student speaking with the Steering?. Swir ,ment. PHILLIPIAN4 STAFF WRITER Meyer '97 and Eleanor Williams '97 the ninth in Double Brick, and Cassandra Cheng for the important years to come." Committee, Sizer will be meeting with~ - h Krasnoyarsh, Russia The job of Prefect at Andover is an '97 and Kelley Hicks '97 in Stowe. Rockwell Prefect Ben Chen antici- a selected group of students in order to., it' sevei extremely important one; Prefects are The Rockwell prefects will be pates that "the job of Prefect will be acquire an understanding of how they-, lectL scientist, enoughwhoalleg~dly nulear smugled materialWilmot Kidd IV '97, Christopher challenging" however he feels that "he feel about the program at PA. tion whoallegedly nuclearLeigton materialn oiven97thes rady nd wiresponsibilityonsi AofHproviding Philuon, * Asmuggled scientist, enough and women who Legtn'7 ohnMnn'7-n i ed n iLI fo-h epni s Hadatr o hlis: that out of Russia to make a bomb, has been arrested by the Russian support to freshmen 1981, Sizer- that the suspect has been arrested for fntruladsigtoP lfeas the south side with Spanish teacher bility of guiding freshmen." Academy from 1972 to governmet. If it is true over coeducation, , hisiF nuclear material, then this will be the first time that well as to give advice to Juniors who John Maier. Their compatriots on the Junior dorm house counselors are not only presided ,stealing with issues,, he w Russian officials have admitted that nuclear materials capable of are finding it'difficult to adjust to the North side of Rockwell will be Jason also very excited about the upcoming but also involved himself In addi-, ' reall3 making bombs have been smuggled out of Russia. acdmcadsca set fP ie Billy '97, Eric Limpaecher '97, and year. Paul Murphy, house counselor in of the Steering Committee. throughoutntheia y ear o Aif,e Ben Chen '97 with English teacher America House, believes that the pre- tion to these roles, Sizer also imple- RedRiver, NewMexico remarable group of students were John Gould. Finally, the other West fect position is "one of the most mented his ideas 'about educationaltt choenpol romZP o aplicntsto Quad North prefect will be Omar important positions on campus. It is reform into the school's program. , letheir 'fires7,200 chared acre more in thanorther New chosenfrom a poolofaapplicansitoPeaffarH98sin Peas HouseewithHouseedefintelylayrealy goodstonsendnone's Afew weeks aooa groupufpstf-sgru Avery, also the Upper or Senior Year." dents from an undergraduate course After become Prefects for the '96-'97 year. ~~~~~~~~~CounselorVinceh't T told that it was safe to This year's Abbot Prefects are DaofSuis- Thprfetrgrm asxand kow as"col einwifrthe Mexico, residents of Red River were finally r-Si go back totheir homes. Firefighters said that the fires were not an Fiona Chin '98 in Alumni House, Jonie tahswihhswieNny control the fire, Paul Bacariza and Luis Gonzalez '97 ~ ltepeet r nhsatc i eetyas tfrttepeetpo ~ t l ~ul"for't uimmediate danger. There have been efforts to house Brown Unversity, each individu , hims( '~which appear to be working, including 250,000 gallons of water in Bertha Bailey House, Barry Staples about their upcoming year. Alumni gram was based individual a97sousuprfectFioahCin _:and fire repellent which have been used on the flames. '97 in Flagg House, Allie Bea '8asys hat ounelodreqestgfopreectiapli adaz oca 9 nCemn and "it will be a great opportunity to share cations reached an all-time hg. wamentogv Sir'sudnsn1 2 rema Washington Rob Holmes '97 in Samaritan House., ytogt n yavc nte Mupyad htteamnsrto idea of what things are like at a resi - Pine Knoll Prefects include Jackie AdvrEpiec.OwnTpp "I etn otepitweei pe dential school as opposed to a public' with! htpol.at- or private day school. / at se A bill has been drafted by three republican lawmakers which Bliss '98, Jen Carpenter '97, and Julia on fteAeiaHuepeet, fcig sapsto ,!.would prevent the legalization of same-sex marriages. Defining Bell '97 in Nathan Hale East. In cmettht"ejoofpeetis alwn."Tang -,marriage as a "legal union between one man and one woman," Nathan Hale West, Danielle Brown :the bill that would outlaw gay marriages is being 'circulated '97, Diana Lopez '97, Shana Stump Q vp e m1 7~it ~ S a e ~irise( -around Congress. The bill is sponsored by, Rep. Bob Barr, R- '97, and Nashira Washington '97 will P A Qi .L.ol T em F r t i t t I jGrab, Wald ':Georgia, Rep. Steve Largent, R- Oklahoma, and Rep F. James assume the positions of Prefect. guta ' Sensenbrenner, R- Wisconsin. Prefects in Rabbit Pond will con- sist of Mike Fortner '97 and Owen byNnhaemDeaarn PHILLIPIAN STAFF WRITER

Bowl Team won the Massachusettstei S~~eii. s~~~~~d~~.iicate S de ts ~~~~~~State Tournament at Concord-Carlisle TI ______~~~~~~~~~~~~HighSchool. The team had to beat byChin FionAnn Brtlett recorded number of cases. Boston is Harvard has been testing for vaccines sittemstiiotetunaetnh STAFF WRITRS has remained in the top twelve most for five or six years now. Dr. Cohen wereho PHILLIMiN affctetie; ciiesforsom0,00 culdonl suges abtinnceandthe questions wronArts and Letters,Hev affecedtmecties 10000 or sme ouldonly ugget abtinene an the Sciences etc., and Social Sciences and no reported in use of latex condoms in preventing the cases of AIDS have been labkn Trivia. The PA team -won by three -,On Wednesday, May 1, Dr. Calvin Mascuet ln ahntnVrnmsino hsdsae Cohen spoke for the AIDS workshop D.C. and Puerto Rico have also been condoms are not an effective barrier ponst lnhthe title. Rohit PrakashJab this sexually transmitted dis '98 exclaimed, "I'm just ecstatic. It's T required for all Lowers in Tang hit hard by this epidemic In fact, one against Mtt *Theater. Cohen is the, research director ou feey20 epei h Uie ae amazing whtw'ednwihalo\ -4 " le at Community Research Initiative in SttshsteHVvrs(lhuh TeeaesvrLraoswysi u ewcomers." Cambridge,of and also is a member . ~~~~~~~~~Thewinnina team consisted of to find aNver~ MedicaSchoo faculy. He many do not know that they carry the entists have not yet been able Kathy Hurwich '96, Rohit PrakashHih Harvar ScholMedicl favirus)H either a vaccine or a cure for this dis- Who, also works in conjunction with the However, the United States has ease. Unlike most other viruses, HIV '98, David Niles '98, and Daniel Chen nearly as much by can infect thousands of cells within '99. The second team, which was a a pe HarvaT~dCmmuniy Heath Pln; he not been affected momr is invlvedi reseach (inludin the virus as either Africa or Asia. only a few. hours. It has a protective finalist in the state tournament, con- 4 paientresarchandAIDSand While Africa has the highest recorded coating and works by actually attach- sisted of Joel Burgos '99, Chris diret onevr of cases (20 million are infect- ing to the RNA and integrating with a Diamond '98, Greg Rosenheck '99 HIVeducation. ~~~~number Pg Cohenbeganhisresenationwith ed, and 7 million have already died) cell's DNA. The bodies first response and Josh Bloom '99. a~slidwhic show inclded agraph Asia has the fastest growinga-slide~ show, rate. which~ Theincluded ~ ato graph the ~~ ~infection ~ ~ is often~ mononucleio-~ ~ ~ There~ was~ a little~ controversy~ ~ at ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~nd i1i n of te froepdemi the1980s tothe epidemic is now really exploding in sis (with symptoms such as fever, rash, the end of the tournament when the presnt,h desribe nd theviru as south-east Asia, where intravenous and fatigue). After infection, the virus cmiteddntwn ogv h trpybecause theelof the The PA Qui Bowl team won a state Photo /0. Mark'gut "comngofnowhreot .. an rats of drug use is especially prominent and generally remains in a person's system temthe trohyslie infection keep going up." The shock- -:On ingsttistic shrdicuddtefc sex is encouraged. without any significant signs for about four members on PA's winningta tournament on May 5 tun~ While scientist hope to stop the ten years, at which point a person ulbonA).do not live in Massachusetts. other type of tournaments in which the the key to winning face-to-face toumo, that AIDS has become the number one viu on so o hyhv ny dvlp ~ ee among people ages 25- be bI I dHowever, after discussions with the team participates are contests on the ments. ctiuse of death is hoping to go tp' khbaki 44,' killing more than even uninten- aet o w t rgescommittee, they decided to give the computer. They recently entered one The team but since- the club is very' they]I tional accidents (the number one cause ~g y i' team the championship trophy. on America OnLine and did very well. Nationals, from Teohrtpofounm tsi nwhydn'haenugmnytoor soir In the ~- - ' ~ G- ~ ~Hurwich, a two year senior 'o-death in the early '80's.) buzz-in send four people to Nationals. They' Bi United States, there are half a million Stamford, CT, started the quiz bowl which the team competes are this year. She had been involved with tournaments, otherwise known as have been invited becausecost they to send are themuithe~ people living with AIDS, with 4 5 2 83 quiz bowl team at her old high face-to-face tournaments. The team State Champions. The 300,000far. deaths Perhapsthus the ~~ ~ /the on team would be seven hundred fifty~ now. most terrifying statistic given was the school and decided to start one here also participates in written exams - are hoping to get the' each hour in the United States ~anS.*A d v r NL.0 8 0bcue ' iue ecudd ey which the team can work collabora- dollars, and they fact that 74 num- money from people like Mrs. -Chase'" dic four more people die of ADDS. At the well with al the intelligent people that tively. The team with the highest lyattend this school." She found a facul- hers of correct answers wins the tour- The fee include eitainadroi iComent there is a one to three ratio of C t &SylsF r heE t eFa of the and board for the weekend.Rot wohien to men infected in this coun- avsrM.Wrnrwooksi nament. This was the format cotnue toget - ty avsr s anrwowrsi MassachusettsssacStatetTournament. AsenforAnextryearye the teamtwillwbelme try. inese- -- ' numueni-~~~T- LO the record library, to get the club start- closer, however, as women are more ,oe meetings once og men (and BAIN D)E TERRE ed. Apparently, Ms. Warner is a big On April 13th, the team attended continuing to have theif jirone to get the virus than and won the Yale Academic Bowl a week to quiz people on various ques& bin ihe~virusconsid- is clearl - no longer- -- Now You Ca Actually Repair Jepardy® fan. However, Kathy's Tournament at Yale University in tions from Arts and Literature to:-lo homosexual- ' Split Ends with Recovery e~~~~~xpectations were not this high of the ~~~fdjust an issue for ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~club when she started this year. New Haven, CT. This tournament was Current Events, David Niles and Rohit in a buzz-in format. As Hurwich Prakash will be the team leaders for-, ' Irien.) , - - - ~~~~~~~~' Complex Spa Therapy~~~~~~~~The quiz bowl team also received In the United States, New York ---Repairs and prevents split ends an Abbot Grant for a buzzer system explained, "In these tournaments, it's next year. They hope that next year;z has beenstate, thewith most r;>~-'-~--Elimninates affected Frizzies which has helped them in their weekly not how much you know. It's how the team can accomplish even more' C2alifomnia a close second. .. ' - , Adds beautiful lustre and shine since most of the tourna- much you know instantly." than the great achievements theyt Massachusetts has the tenth highest - ,meetings to Hurwich, is accomplished this year.- w - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~mentsthey enter use buzzers. The Teamwork, according

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Thne Po PromPrm'6Musicala Ends Successful Run in, Tangi by Nathan Littlefield background to he plI y's main plot each one feels with great authenticiry- Alternative Aon___elaebheearnlinronlaq1 PHILLEPIAN STAFF WRITER A on g i ue lydb hr r nymnrcmlI.,~w

Sujeiry Gonzales ',is aved from worthy of voicing. Tom Balarnaci anj S o lu tio n The most noticeable aspect of the drowning during'a storm by Agwe, the Leah Willis played, in addition to their, Caribbanmuscal 'Oce OnThis god of water, and she is then adopted main roles as Daniel's father ah4~;' Islad'th veyws inimat seaing by two peasants. Ti Moune grows up bride-to-be, peasants, oppressiEve._ setup Manyactorwereonly few with her adopted parents Tonton Julian French gentry, officials, and generic-. feet away giigtepouto oe and Mama Euralie, played by Ted upper crust. This arrangement coula- of oesseprenctoatheivn clss-e DeWitt '97 and Charlene Sadberry '99 be confusing since sometimes it took~' Prep-SchoolFavontes room show, complete with and odd respectively. A few years laterspctivel.Tife littleaterTi whilewhie ttoigfigure eout lyexactly- 'JabberingTrout' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~deadspot or two. This feeling of Moune, older and now played by Jen or what they were. The other obser~a=- immersonwa veryimporant, s the Percival '96, discovers the son of a tion is that the musical lagged at times:- Rocked Tangpa imresiedwag ry iontanret formh rich family (Jonathan Mosley) in a car -These short bog-downs were spots: pla reiedgretlyon n idirct orm wreck during anote tr.Secrs weetelrc ecne otelvl Saturday Nig t orof audience participation. More than tilherooailustormken carte where es licsteisne ortheee Island' was a play taking place as city and his upper class world, straight forward acting might have Uiiderchassmen motpoutos Oc nT I fur Daoduntllhevis takebcto hm ofab oea riate Son or weret muchinviwer'te hea as n-stge. finally arriving in the hotel his family indirect dance approach. Those spots byZackn "Mackin" Waldman ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Movementand song provided a framne- 'ws n h w ent.Secni- wr e n a ewe huh n PHIL~LIPIAN STAFF WRITER work for the audience to create a scene owsfn h w ent.Sh otn eefwadf rbew n thoughfand r themselves. ashdostithtwgruayfllmance. Most Phillips Academy students' teSong and especially dance were in love. Unfortunately, they cannot be "This musical production was -a introduction to the band Jabbering lasmost ftessetiwal elements, married as the two classes are not fresh diversion from the norm. The Tiout came through an all school Dsiethe dreary weather, seniors Michael Daly, Tina Pai, Lilian Alosgth all orth ploemwas oney allowed to intermingle and because- music and singing were superb, as was voice mail message from the group's Dept hog h cos oeet n y Daniel has been betrothed to another the acting. I hope the theatre will con- Kiang and Jeff Duffield eagerly await the commencement of prom words better described by lyrics than drummers, yl a alhatd (PA '84).r[yCorne Moune is cast out of the hotel and the audience member Hannah Brooks '97. thethatthe messagehe concertsaid y Courtney Gdsden"Sumariht s" ohrhwr mnyth diWe diogu, womneinepcilhod.iynndbyTi tiueeodroucemoe usial, ai was an "anti-prom" and that the school SEVENTH PAGE EDITOR edvrainthewreote"WFrshepyitoucdnesn- marriage takes place. In her grief Ti, Overall, Once On This Island was community should come to the show "wgo together og Youe know, the tad pieesth plotdthe ia' gods Moune goes to the sea and throws her- an excellent production, one of '96's with cigarettes in hand and piercings So, what supplied the ultimate lamina or doo woppa wadda" f etc. '96, Rasaan Ogilvie '97, Lindsay self off a cliff, but does not simply die, best. Many thanks to director Elaifie in ear, nose, lip, wherever. A&E for this past weekend? Prom '96, Prom backlash found its home in the McCarthy '97, and Orion Montoya______Instead the gods turn her into a tree Dimopoulog and the cast and crew. A'student band, Digby and the of course. Whether it was the jazz Beastie Boys' "You've Got to Fight '7anthisndpsns'frof which breaks the hotel gates that kept Swingers, were set to open the show, band 'The High-Tops' within the [For Your Right to Party]." So as not them. The people of the island pray in her away from her love. which was to commence at half past claustrophobic confines of the Hyatt to have to play favorites, the DJ Chose reetdsn oec o sigfr The acting, singing, and choreog- S~ i r l s I? seven. In two previous brief but intel- Regency or the Grease-soundtrack a swing song for the final song of the meeyad lssing.ec Anotherni for raphy of 'Once On This Island' wereemi F l s lectually stimulating phone conversa- nih..oewoke htte tn ltdvcteiln' diiso excellent, a factor that made it consid- I tions with Dylan, the drumr shrd paigDenteSiirfBso, h ih.Toewoke irneshred prom attendees enjoyed a variety of were doing did their thing, thehtte other- betweenat ltdvcteiln' rich mulatto landownersiiinS and erit one of this year's better plays. l that he often "drove people to illicit wuith 'The H-igh-Tops' are familiar ninety-eight percent just pretended. daksndcut esns s Percival and Mosley were outstanding so tws places" late on Saturday nights back in playe the school because they've The music that rang in the prom introducined on~rytheasantsgis choices for their roles, as they both his PA days. With the word out that tained prom-goers as they dined on back? Snores. premise. This racial split provided the prrydtewd ag feoin .1 he was a pretty cool guy, kids were their fettuccine alfredo/chicken and M o-r really looking foirward to the show. gossiped in the bathrooms. The spa- ______As the PA students that were to go cious ballroom, Hyatt's President's TI~T TIT 1P..I'by Chris Lee to the prom milled around, clad in Room, provided ample opportunity for H1 uJi4J4IV `2. STAFF WRITER their tuxedos and dresses, three dress and tuxedo critiques and who's- grungy-looking guys moseyed on in to hot/who's not comparisons. With bel- j - On Friday, May 3, the spring con- the Tang Theatre where Digby and the lies full, the crew ran to the dance floor % .. N-i - certo featuring four soloists mnesmer- ~JSwingers were sitting and preparing to strut their stuff. O N V N MII ze h CcrnCae uine for their opener. Dylan introduced Highlights included the senior men The event, including Paul Berry '96, himself to the band, as did singer/gui- doing their best James Brown imita- - - -t-Sarah Macarah '96, Alison Derbes tarit,Buris.tions Tm and B.J. Edwards (a former PA e9 1ndMacoGulter,,6 wa- tarist,Burns. Tom student) playing the blues with the J he G reat W h t H op'6eadMroGulir '6 a The bassist, who had large ears, bn.Tn nueosrtsw dfpe- -conglomerate of tremendous talent in remained silent. Dean Carter came by initely necessary as all the kids had to byGe ensJackson employs the diction, manner, Type: Comedyvocpacelanvii. with some food for the band to eat, and save their aching feet for the boat seg- P~i~~~f UUand wicked grimace perfect for his Scae of 1 to 10: 6 Acmaidb h hme n at seven o' clock, the doors to the ment later that night. PH______MOVIE__GURU __ portrayal of such a Machiavellian per- WWW Address: http://www.the- wind orchestra, the musicians each Tang swung open. The boat won the " something for sonality. With hi*lihl hig plaedanhndvidalysletedpice Digby(con- an theeveryne" Swigers priz hands dwn. Upon After black boxing champ James 'sslgtyhhpice hpeomMacarah stated about the orchestra, Digby and(com- the Swingersev'ThenGrimrReaper"dRopern(Damon voice and innocently humorous comn- Rental of the Week: Platoon "It was an honor to play with the Graham Norwood, and lower Zack couples were faced with the decision Wayans) suffers a sharp decline in box mns aascnthl adgte Sarn:TmBrne Cer) cabroceta. twsral h Waldmn)heir deivedame fom ofwhereto pu downtheirstuffand office attendance and pay-per view audience smile as his behavior is all Willem Dafoe (White Sands), Charlie- orchestra that made it sound so Waldman)name fromderived oftheir wheof dhwn thsimanaerftoo hisput Mike Tyson-like. Sheen (Major League), Forest good." Macarali performed guitarist/singer Waldman's middle dance. Should it be the first floor, viwesipgObviously inspired by Tyson's Whitaker (The Crying Game), Richard, Schumann's Piano Concerto in -A * name,hapens which to be Digby. which played mostly Blues Traveler; and promoter Fred Sultan, played by Digby wis h apans dea une whhieodglobhcyhdaltebet Sme . akodcie.osac pathetic comeback fight against Edson, and Kevin Dillon -- minor. An interesting note is that on b~e~hedhfogha irn lug fir te -dance tunes as well as the-bathrooms, for a white heavy-weight contender in Mcey,'hGraWitHp"is RedR I thrughbrathe n irn lug fo or tetidforwhcwawihu hoetapep'stenon ilbe a behind-the-scenes boxing satire that Type: Drama -Orchestra will be performing a piece - last few years of his life. Anyway, its ontnsbtalwdtoeetd drntoayp ofaclbtle begins on a funny premise, but fails to composed by Macarahi. An indepern- their one hour set went well, execute successfully. With very few This week's Rental of the Week dent project advised by Mr. Kevin Thecrwdwasdese a oo pr- down at all those crazy kids dancing? lenger. aculjks h oi eissll n wnte18 sarfrbs itr. Beu ecigflo niui, tion of non-prom goers showed up. The general consensus seemed to Sultan eventually finds Terry th chrces pronlisfr DrcedbOivrSn,'Pao'is TeIiileCcu hshdis Highlights included "Knockin' On the second floor, in which a couple Conklin (Peter Berg), a former unde- laugyh, buti the umlor actn an' yetf auprsnther Vieoo tin m o bu th h e citihasanhchsedecieda" Heaven's Door" as the crowd-favorite hundred people jammed onto a wood- feated amateur boxing champ and the caryBhe il te fllhouoadhahdf. surriinlyooouacinyfomlucaexitdg encore. At eight-thirty, Digby and the en dance floor to bust a move, only fighter ever to beat Roper. Towards the end, the screenplay players as Charlie Sheen (as well as a BaBerryiwo hadcpreoul playenrco 'Swingers were finished swinging and Everyone was stripped down the the However, Conklin hasn't boxed in mikPh atdo rmacul rn ru fatr htse ob n achnt'sin Coner nd d inore ons jabbering Trout took the stage. bare (acceptable) minimum, and the years, and he beat Roper when the at- fling-gag-s" and practically ceases to be every movie but you still can't reme- Poaets e ekien displaye nihis- The band's blend of Dave DJ was definitely Jamn'n. The only ter was only seventeen years old. To funsnthiattenymnte.Te hrghiiaesndsa erfcne oa texperie ond ridayi nit MatthewsBandstye roots ock and worrisome issue seemed to be the need maeCnineiil ofgt utn story eventually settles for an anti-ch- twist.Hadls"eih"wttestn' `:'alternative" hooks/melodies made for to run out to the dock between songs to persuades Cheech Manin's character, a mactic finale which doesn't do justice Along with most movies that take Chamber orchestra. Berry stated-, a vry njoabllitenng xpeie c ooonad hntyngt id member of the boxing association who Ovrlti oi snthgl ueta novsgr a obt about the experience, "Everyone-" veryihtenjoyabed lis rten ersnce one's date again. A trip to the bath- is on Sultan's payroll, to place the for- tOval thefacig perormneis.o l pigae ithi timles pero (or canyfea-s to forget to have fn at concer- Who,"teir rom 193 deo tap, and room could prove disastrous; it was erbxrithtotn.Teesof recommended, especially when much scenes) 'Platoon' is not recommended osWelIdihaefnTatswat Who,"rom thir no so193 muh demotapeand fining on's dae thatbetterercomedieso tsuchhe otheisweakhaat"Theart.heast"Theetfor Passatovert.thesovwille rememberI aboutvf theThatpiewhar a perverted version of a Horny nosomcfidgoe'daett the film revolves around the anticipa-Iwilrm beaouth exes - ~~~was the problem (after all, there was dno hte oki ilb h Birdcage," "Primal Fear," and The other Vietnam flicks such as the ence." Mormons song. Most of the st, how- hardlyfroomttorshufflenfromlsidetto over, wasside) gleane but from actally their gettingrenthey.inorelease. 1996CD Inreaddition, ititisnnott'Casualtiessu oftWar'oandr' rent thetformedrm thet ConcertotoforrCellooann- on Frankandjim Records, 'Swell.' frustrating it is to spot one's date only White Hype." suggested to see any of the other Oscar-deserving "Platoon." Aside orchestra, #1 in A minor Opus 33 by y "PregancyTeter," What Yo Got," yards away and not be able to make Cnlnto suingly, persulangs movies that opened this weekend from being such a great 'Nam flick, Camille Saint-Sa~ns. "I always love, and "Sumnmer" were all amazing. one's way across the floor to them for Conklinmeytobfight Roperi'sthisn't Sultan'stose payngwih heorhetr ad r. --Burris' uncanny ability to play fear of being trampled! Yet it was alDnypobe.JfaGnbu'ccaa- ete," nmelye CBabf r," "asth its hle ultimate opportnti Stoseema ply ndit thes orcsra cand Mr. guitar and harmonica well simultane- in good fun, everyone was pumped. teapeotetovrn tefihdis Dac, adu'TexCt, but he thei Carliean bereetgo his Sh t Toa and thist was af peianopo-" ouslyipressedthe crwd. Paul (Check out the Weekend Scoop for up potentially incriminating informa- opismautnxwek hnte dys.adtepl mtng fhs tntyndaotffn" Okner, '98 commented "They're confirmation of this statement.) , donuontheoboxingEmanager.dButnthegnewomovie 'Twister,"hwithiHelenacareer almost as preppy as I am." And they The big shocker of the night was reporter is soon quieted when he Hnfo h myAadwnigfrhsntoa television series "Mad About You," Last Week's Trivia: How many times onship, demonstratedhsln his violinhmi deft-- were. Clad in white pocket tees and the slow songs; many of the prom accepts a position on Sultan's taff and Bill Paxton, from the Academy has Dustin Hoffman been nominated by performing the first movement of, khaki shorts, the members looked like goers had not been in the feet firmly replacing Jon Lovitz' character award-winning movie "Apollo 13" for a Best Actor Oscar? How many Bach's Concerto in E Major in alle-- theystppedout ad jst o a Gp ad planted snuggle grasp since, say, their Throughout the film, Jamie Foxx' something. a l~aGapstegtdrd ac.BtEi haatr h aae ftebxr will be released, times has he won? gro form. He chose this piece because' or Butetheimpranghigis'h Clapton's "Wonderful Tonight" who wants a shot at the title, disruptsAn e:Hofahsbenomatd eis"ssedwhBc."Sakg. Butiportnt he ting s efrse vroesmmr ih eerlpescneeci hc e Film Info: 6 times: 967-The Graduate, 1969- of the concerto, he stated, "That Mr.-- music. Jabbering Trout are competing away. If only it had been "Stairway to demands that his client be the one to Star-ing: Samuel L. Jackson (Pulp Midnight Cowboy, 1974-Lenny, Thomas and the Music Department-, inamjrrcr1ae hwaergt Hae ih h hm.A esceddi Fiction), Damon Wayans (Mo' 1979-Kramer, vs. Kramer, 1982- give us the chance to play is a rare - ino If theyretr signed, siderases r emnicettfhoeHidle ieing the reaportser suan demanae Money) , Jeff Goldblum (Jurassic Tootsie, and 1988-Rain Man. He has opportunity. It is certainly a highlight.- dict that in the next five years or so school years were the "Go [insert to fend of Foxx's character as well. PaketrBg(Rb opJn wnwi:Kamrv.rmrad ofheAmucexrec. they could be the next Phish or Rusted namne]!" circles, in which a song gets Each actor delivers a committed Lovitz (A League of Their Own), Rain Man.V EE K N D A r RootwoldThat be great.someone so psyched that everyone o-agtprrmne escily Jamnie Foxx OIn Living Color), RockyW E K N But everyone should all hope that forms a circle around them to cheer Jackson and Wayans, who seem to Carroll, Corbin Bernsen (L.A. Law), Movie Trivia: Name one of the two something doesn't go wrong in the them on. Group "Go [insert name]!" portray Don King and Mike Tyson fame)c o Ce n Cog waifls ct bynhisabrotherAKeeneysstred songwniting machine, and they end up circlesecwerelbigOduringusthedGrease beingnext theHootie and the soundtrack medley. It was crazy to see repciey.Otaeulydesd ted:R Ivory Wayans.- Blowfish.' ~~howmany people knew the words to 70mFaulty Jazz Ensemble (Timken Room in Graves) you, but do you Want to risk the ing, then contre my au a es 7:30pm Dance 25 Performance - ' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ses and Warn ~ ~~~~~~~byembarrassment of me beating you up? -so my date would not be able to place (ag

haven't seen that bulge in my back- the puzzle. (i.e. bus ten, table thirty -I 4 -' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ihate you. I hate you all. I see pack. Well'let me tell you what it is. eight, black tx, photo package #2--- you in Commons. I see huge groups It's a screwdriver. A sharp, stainless $25.00, Four 8' by 10's, Four 5' byl 7:00pm Senior Recital, elly of you checking your mail in GW dur- steel Phillips-head screwdriver. You 7's, Eight wallets- sobriety, chickeni Frekpclo(iae) THE PHILLIPIAN BACK OF THE BOOK MAY 10, 1996

N,%TUD.. _0 L~~~~e Bernstein iLead lFidiay Forum-

Continued from Pagel1 a New Jersey school which had to lay uncalled for and that it lacked the" off a teacher because of a lack of needed information. S.~C H 0~ 0 ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~ '~''" same problem if they want a diverse student body. funds. The school had the choice Lee ended with these thoughts and for -. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Bernsteinthen went through how between a white teacher and a black the floor opened up for questions ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~r1MCLU SII7IE R 4..oHradgosaotisamissions teacher. In the end, the school decided either of the two speakers to answer.A o,,,,CLR~~~~'tU idea was student asked Lee, "If you were white, '~ process. "The backbone of Harvard's to keep the black teacher. The ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~$~~~yJ> '~~~~~%~~~r.admissions process is recruitment," to send a message to the community would you be giving this same OFFICIALS affirmed Bernstein. Blacks;, Asians, that blacks are as capable as whites. speech?" and Latinos who score above a certain The decision also gave black students Lee was somewhat started by this look up to in the question and answered, "As a white, I Continued from Pae1'' Q> level on the PSAT are automatically a oe model to sent informational booklets and appli- school. would give a somewhat different talk I would hope that I would appreci- the cluster knows "what's up" anld has A"'42 cton rm avad aradisnt "The Washington Post is a good but the value of affirmative, action." something to feel a part of.loi o rtisbta o example," Lee stated, "of how affir- ate diversity and Another student asked, "How does cHeumventIn g etu oneo r ~ ,pol fadfeetbcgonL mtve action has helped cumventingand~~~~~.~.the house counselors Thyaeloigfrauiue part of yet still produced excellence." The affirmative action further Martin the Dean and staying in direct contactThyaelongfraui %g4"- the large pool of minority appliat Post has made an effort to diversify Luther King's dream of people not withget- each dorm." His methodsof tenbegn is egentofth and~~~~Leaow people of color to hold lofty being judged by the color of their skin poiin i h iracyo teppr-btb hecnetofterchrce? ting things done are original and will fteppr u ytecneto hi hrce? ~1diffeence makea in p~3't presentation on affirmative action in pstosi h irrh Lee answered, "We are a long way deflitey thekwokplac.fHereganeb askigKthe The New Republic Magazine attacked from that dream, further now than "I wantto keep Abboton top, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~whitemembers of the crowd to imag- the Post on this issue saying that the are black and that they r Post was hiring underqualifled jour- when King was living. I can say that exclaims the suave Greek'~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Socrates ~~' me that they kakoulides, their new cluster presibeadw out to get a job. He allowed the crowd nalists and that affirmative action was that is where we want tobeadw dent, "Abbot has to stay orgaizeduuin heisr must broaden the playing field in order. eveyspctof life," says Kakoulides. C mityDep artment Chair Temba Maqubela Photo /0. Mark to get into this state of mind and then to blame. every aspect ~~~~willresearch fast reaction kinetics this summer said, "You are only one half as likely Lee explained how the attack was to get there." "Soc" wants to bring mhe Abbot Bazaar ______back to Abbot "where it belongs." Thetogthesmjbasneqlyqul idea of the Abbot Bazaar was to have Amtong Ten Teachers ifled white candidate." The po'int he .Andover Development Board and &opleenjoycome downTemba to Abbotand Maqubela ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~wastrying to make stung the whites in teoe cmes adw toAbbot ansenoth crowd. thencamps, andiit Kakulie Att Selected to Research at U. Rochester h With US companies such as Alunmi Council Conduct Meeting of "triple threat" faculty - Ball also has to be kept as it is in Soc's by Jason Billy Maqubela hopes Andover students Hewlett- Packard and Hormel chances ______dition Americans. Continued from Page 1 those who can teach, coach a sport, proposal as well as the multitude of PHILLAN NEWS ASSOCIATE will realize that "Phillips Academy is are even worse for Affican and be a house counselor. The group cluster munches the cluster enjoys. not an end to science - it's a means." In the case of Hewlett- Packard, only who rely on financial aid. felt that this tradition must be kkept up believes that an all cluster key can Chmsr eatetCar As Chemistry Department head, two percent of the work force is black The educational program group Soc and that faculty who could perform all be made available to unlock the front hemsa epDau artmentl slcai Maqubela is proud of the gender bal- and for Hormel it is not much better. came to the conclusion that the school emb Maueo r a ecnl eet ance in high-level chemistry classes The issue of affirmative action in was so large that it was becoming these different tasks were extremely door of every dorm on campus. The group also discussed the is possibly the most ed~operfon research at the this year. However, this desire for bal- the workplace is a question that people intim-idating and that PA was a place valuable. Cluster spirit the methods of evaluating teachers. There important part of Socrates' pafr. University of Rochester. One of ten ance is also a source of frustration for have a wide range of opinion about. where the top students excel, while was a strong sense that students should "We need to boost cluster sitin teachers selected~n a national search, Maqubela; he would like to see a hal- Some people don't believe that affir- middle students are lost and the lower also in mative action should exist, while oth- students "have to be saved." beicudintevaaiopres order to make Abbot the great cluster Maqubela will spend eight weeks this ance not only in gender, but eicue nteeauto rcs it nhs teben pst, sas Scraes. summer researching methods of mea- ' ideas should be taken it n hste ben pat,"say Sorat su n at ecin eisrace. Maqubela would like to see more ers, believe that corporations should Commented one participant, "an out- and that their fclri ihlvlsine so cimiu.NeweYorkrthea nsperised fhracere-or-all." a seniously. The idea of creating a sab- In RPD, Erick Espin '97, a three Loc atecio kieissuet up UnvriyoLoc hedinuster oNeYofk the as well as more teachers of color, not people, however, believe that the most accosuprigtted reoupll ths r batical endowment also came year upper, was elected as the cluster among the group. Teachers who have president. Erick believes that he can nion'sitleadingcinsttutes nte fite just for the well being of students of qualified people should get the-jobs no justothengt aspectgofp theschol to the institution old computers ofpooidcdtase ec color but "for the well being of the matter who they are. Affirmative On tdn aigpr ntedsu- devoted themselves launch a program to put teKisus should have the ability to explore any in the dorms of RPD. "A lot of kids Witphmorunde trnfrraas-scolsawheAcrdgt'Oesuettkingfromi ol ie don'tcoputersand ave coldWrealy Xe ox, und inNaton o l ae schoola athe, a ordingccit fauto action is the only solution to getting sion said, "It wouldn't be Andover if tpc htte maqubea, thcadditionlofsfacutyo peplwhartadioly dicrm- they limited what you could do at Another discussion group concen- Xeroxheand Ntiona Sci present once." The group took these osra use a couple of old computers to use in Fonainpaueasueerhwl erss tof rolorewousre ol nated intjobs at the tratedeono fiscal responsibilityyanddthey thesays dorm Espi.after Inhours," bpurposes: tooaesourcewofnrolestryiorneobseert-i feltsethehol' dgwi stilloballotting thesdofte hurs,"c ayts Espin.k tn bcemaajon proebetniduty models for minority students, and to in"I believe'that diyersity can be cuicuarises.toplhem tgoup casesants f D~sErickt talk o acadmia, ad govenmentshed some of the negative perceptions criua sus h gopfl h colsbde hl tl lotn maintain the the stu- Maqubela was first introduced to of black and Latino'people held by the achieved through affirmative action strongly that the program should teach money to -be used to students in the dorm as to how as dent acted in the dorm. He wants to this research opportunity by Dr. Peter- Andover community as a whole, and we can still maintain the standards key skills and knowledge as well physics department. we need," Lee asserted. "The main values, school's strong educational programs. bring this information to DCs as evi- Watt, head'of the Possibly the most interesting idea the -dence of the character of the person After some additional encouragement Maqubela feels that minority faculty the andals asa dffeentperpecivefrm afrindMaqbel beameintr-members should not be tokens for problem with affirmative action is that The group which discussed the group came up with was to cut and also as adifferentfrm friend, Maubela becameminority students, but should be an it flies in the face of merit." physical plant decided to thinkofte badhfsujcwilntctig "Many dorms want a pool table but ested in working at the1~~~~ University~integral of part of the Phillips Academy Affirmative action robs blacks of dig- physical plant as the campus as a the depth. An example of this would gt oghese.Wlknow o his tr n learning experience. nity-'to prove that they are as good as whole. "The goal of this physical plant be to cut some of the more obscure one."aeisfiintfnst critics of the would be to recruit students, nurture physics courses, such as Relativity an~d one." ough knowledge of chemistry and As the father of three sons, other races, say some while keeping Senior representative is another of innovative teaching style, Maqubela Mqbawollietseimrv- cnoesalpgamsudtadasoohelp students." Quantum Mechanics, as advanced as it is now. which students voted for. believes that the occasional return of ments in the image of the black male. Author Steven Carter, in his Four types of facilities - an all school the program tjie~positions a A number of concerns were The following students were elected:- teachers to training ahd research hones "The likes of Ron Brown, the likes of Reflections of an Affirmative Action meeting facility, a science facility, - brought up about faculty-student. con- Kinast '97 for FLG, Victoria their skills in the classroom. Martin Luther King, the likes Of Baby wrote, "Affirmative action is hockey rink, and dormitories were Rob to tact and discipline. "Was the faculty Salinas '97 for WQS, Jason Billy '97 Mqba rLegntchgat Malcolm X, the likes of Stephen saying that this person is not otherwise decided on as necessary additions qulfe ogtti o. h ok the school for the future. The choices truly engaged in reaching out to our for WQN, Edwin Rodriguez '97 for Phillips Academy in 1987; prevsy ' Biko- all honored when they're The issue of discipline and PKN, James Knowles '97 for RPD, he taught at Long Island Cityighl auea auea geso odsrb o hl rw fed"saeor a future science center are either: students?" would like to see the image of the liv- -rnvtn vn ala oto and John Mohrez '97 for ABB. School in Queens, New York. In addi- Aewegvngvng tion, Maqubela worked as a janitor in in-lc ae h hbIng uptheemlin with affirmative action deals aprxmteytotofveilind o-ertdmchdbteera d chdeatce. "Artem wes The Senior representativeora she is both is the American MuseumbofcNaturalchanged for e better. withmaeyto inthat for peletecrctesoibiy? bner f Cutert Conoshi nhe s tudenth Histrin eurk an experienc "I live for the students," stated wit th tigrma associated with it. lars, or building a new center berad f teCustr Sudet Cuncl Hitor inNewYor, a exerince Maqubela. He feels he is at his best "The only way to really deal with the around twenty million dollars. There was a common worry amongst faculty parents at' the discussion about their Council. The Senior representative's he felt "put things in perspective." when in the classroom. Articulate, elo- stigma is to pride yourself on excel- "How do we replace those yoursel'f to who are retiring?" questioned the fac- child slipping through the cracks at job is to keep both sides well informed - Maqubela arrived in the United qetancopsiaetisbv- lence and to really consider Andover because of a lack of support. of the activities of the other. States on April 4, 1986, after fleeing ous why Maqubela is well respected be qualified," pronounced Lee. ulty discussion group secretary Victor a tm- 1.The results for the DC representa- South Africa's pernicious apartheid bbohsuetanfcly.Lee then presented the example pf Henningson Jr. '4-3. Andover has I ive elections were: Matt Magrone '97 policies. While on bail in South ______for FLG, Jed Wartinan '97 and Krystle Africa, Maqubela courageously an o m rPdI sr c o D v d C b "98anfr W SChrle Frele illegally left South Africa, escaping o i rP n tu t rD v d C b D Dwl9 or Hurle '97leforeQN with his family through neighboring o Christopher Pulling '97 and Rebecca Botswana. Since his departure from Convicted Child M olestation ~uetner '97 for PKN, Owen Tripp '97 South Africa, Maqubela has twice______drwatninfo thPAc mu RPD, returned to his homeland. CniudrmPg rwatninfo h Acmu and Meredith Philpott '97 for agN and tw othes forABB.nce;Maqubela is moter was no wa stranger a bilogy to sci- ca0ban becompletely CnEnedfrm different from their nity. He was featured in GQ maga--- The DC representative serves on teacher While in New York, Crvterobna.xtnivl invlve ofhs uniqe ca rctesr eaue Cluster Discipline Committees as well Maqubela taught physics in addition to wi bswsetnieyivlvd o i nqecaatr pis participating in probation reviews, chemistry. He believes that students wth Phillips Academy and partici-, Before coming to PA, DavidA PPE N 6 working closely with cluster deans and need to experience physics, chemistry, pated in both academic and residen- Owen Cobb obtained a B.A. from the pluster presidents to ensure the rights and biology to be true scientists. tial life in a variety of ways. During University- of Maine in 1958 and an of students. his 27 years at PA Cobb served as M.A. from Middlebury College in Dean of Students and Residential 1975. Additionally, Cobb was a comn- - ~~' - - ~~~~, Life, one of the first Cluster Deans, mercial artist, semi-pro baseball play- -Ž'-~~~j*~ Chairman of the English Department, er n aiefo 9216.The Eagle-Tribune ' -,'~~~~"~~-. ~ and as a coach for junior varsity base- Although perturbed by the news ~~ ~- ball and instructional basketball. of his conviction, much of the PA Available at news stands and stores everywhere 7'-.~- -~~ At PA, his tastes for motorcycles community has quietly accepted from grace. - ~and contemporary styles of dress David Cobb's tragic fall Andover Az~~~~iqeies~ARE-u- YOU

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