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October 22 2007 For your viewing pleasure ___Volume 62 Issue New parking regulations heftier fines

stuart Michelson The new fines Chasteen is parking tickets are startling and ful of the fine increases as well as been parking all over the place this Editor referring to can be located on break down follows as Using 2000 the frequency of the violations would not have happened This sPsU website at as afiat figure seven weeks into the students blame www.spsu Some the student was referencing the wave early October bulletin was is- edu/pandp/9900.html and include that divides into freshman semester roughly for the parking fine in- of freshman parking violations at ued the by Southern Polytechnic significant fine increases 285 tickets and 41 week day crease According to one resident the beginning this semester which tate Police Chasteen University department figures about Students are cautioned to be mind- student If the freshman had not led to tire deflating spree in the etailing some changes that will be Commons parking lots with ccurring parking regulations Another student commented campus that They should wait to increase Most the noticeably new the fines until after all the road

gulations include an increase in construction around campus is ie fines for violators parking as complete eli as enhanced enforcement tech Students are encouraged to iques The new regulations come remember that parking fines in midst wave ofroad construction curred are payable at the business

ri from campus running September office Continued violations by the 5th to November 26th which has same offender can result in parking sulted in several road closings privilege suspensions There is an ound campus appeals process for students who Immobilization Chasteen the Chief fee -$40 Gary feel that have been ticketed wrong the SPSU Police Falsifying records $50 Department 11 Student appeals are submitted traffic flow -$25 ted in the bulletin In the last Obstructing to the Parking Services and heard of have tmpop permit display $25 uple years we experi before Student Judiciary cabinet beside red curb -$50 iced record numbers of Parking parking Appeal forms are available in the in undesignated area -$25 jjj olators As an we have example 4iJjfjJ Parking Services office or from the ar sng beside yellow curb $25 GovernmentAssociation Parking overtime an time limit zone -$25 ts thissemster and \UJTI nt in an unauthorized zone 1- Parking 425 con mue uflu numuers Students should be mindful Failure to obey regulatory device -$25 vehicles violation of parked in that they are not to be inpossession Failure to Display current permit $25 regulations Please help us by of more than one parking perimt Willfully transferring decal to another -$50 rkmg in proper space within and should they need to borrow Unauthorized parking in handicapped area -$1 00 ur assigned zone We will begin vehiclç because ofrepairs etc they Willfully obtaining decal for improper zone -$50 enforcement should obtain epped up parking All Other -$25 VI j7 temporary parking $i41S... ith imposition of higher fines permit that is appropriate for their Porking violators will now incur heftier fines is week Photo courtesy Stuart Michelson/The Sting parking pnvileges

BD to start project Nat._Depression Screening Day

vila McConnell submitted to Marcella and her Adam Myers services the center provides to the Center for Disease Control

mother for their approval The StUdies done by the National Men are four times more likely to litor-in-Chief StaffWriter following students all submitted MentalHealthAssociation indicates commit suicide than women but

eet Marcella designs On Wednesday October 10 the Ca- that 10 percent of college students women are two to three times more suicide Just like any other 11 year Jake Begaund reer and Counseling Center hosted have been treated for depression likely to attempt Among

girl she loves playing outdoors D.J Bryant SPSUs Depression Screening Day However it is believed that for ev- the 15-24 age group one out of

the Student who seeks 100 to 200 suicide are iting stories using her imagina- Nghi Duong program in Center eryperson treatment an- attempts

and being girl scout How- Bridget Eligass Offered to students were free tests otherperson ignores the symptoms successftil with er Marcella is wheel-chairbound Andrew Haney designed to identify depressive as such realistic estimates onthe Murray also urges those and their to Muscular Dystrophy Jennie Marucci symptoms in the test-taker as well percentage of students living with depressive symptoms

friends seek before On Tuesday October 9th at Terrance Mays as several brochures containing majordepressionputthatnumber at to help turning

30 students Chris information often to to p.m roughly forty McConnel on depression and over2Opercent Depressionis more dangerous ways cope

in Palasik suicide stressfullife such as and alcohol abuse It faculty members gathered Mandy prevention among college triggeredby changes drug fact adults is to the more Architecture building to meet Camille Sherrod students thatplaces young adjust- important prevent

in to at risk serious arcella and view designs that David Wang The program held con- ing collegelife especially symptoms fromoccurring of are he said hitecture students have been junction just one many events Fortunately signs ofdepression The Career and rking on in order to make her Eventually differentpieces of heldat 12000 facilities nationwide easy to notice Counseling

Center offers several services for ekyard more accessible for her several designs were chosen FBD was developed by Screening for Depression screenings are

is the master or- an to increase awareness those affecteçl directly or indirectly eedom by Design FBD orga- currently drawing up Mental Health non-profit attempt inform and educate students about theser- extensive ed this event design and figuring out the build ganization which seeks to by depression including the and Marcella had no trouble sam- schedule the public about mental health vices that are available to students literature on subject one- of the The center ng hors doeuvres and discussing FBD which is program disorders through programs held in which may prevent some on-one counseling serious effects of also maintains contact with other designs with students asking brought to SPSU by our AlAS venues such as schools hospitals more depression refer estions ofthe architectural draw- American Institute ofArchitecture and the workplace In 2006 the such as suicide said Jamal Mur- community resources to non- counselor at the Career and students If or someone Seeing how enthusiastic she Students chapter is sponsoring numberofscreeningsduringNDSD ray you you

to the The Career Counseling Center know is struggling with depression Is really showed you just how Marcella According flyer approached 600000 the the Career and Center ich she deserved backyard that handed out FBD is community and Counseling Center took part Suicide is third-leading Counseling

ofdeath is located in Suite 243 at the Stu could play in like most children service organization that seeks to in the event to increase awareness cause among people aged

both the for 12.9% ofall dent its number is able to help make difference in the lives among SPSU students of 15-24 accounting Center phone of and the deaths forthat total of 11 designs were FBD continued on Page signS major depression age group according 6789l5-739l

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On September 25th SHPE hosted was called propaganda film interest to do that speaker Jerry Gonzales President by State Senator Chip Rogers Mr Mr Gonzales argues that the of Georgia Association of Latino Gonzales said it brought hu- following principals should ground

the 529 Elected Officials GALEO for man perspective to SB legislature of homeland Hispanic Heritage Month Mr bill which was passed as April ensure security Gonzales spoke about the SB 18 2006 meet the economies devel

529 bill which he described as This video can be viewed opment needs the most comprehensive anti on the GALEO website www respect and live up to our moral values immigration legislation This GALEO org/fightmg592 php wanted might have been one of the most Mr Gonzales to

controversial talks to be hosted on make clear that GALEO does Mr Gonzales also points out

that the current doesn campus police officers showed up not support illegal immigration legislature

before the talk began Instead he states that it is best to protect the separation of power to Mr Gonzales started the answer the question How can the because it forces state police

enforce federal laws He argues

that there is no way to enforce who attended the event these laws without discriminat- Morcella surrounded by everyone Public Relations .. Photo courtesy Bridget EllgassIFBD Representative

..... ing He cites examples where ______

-4 citizens have been arrested anddetamed simply because they Drying up Georgia

Gonzales that Therefore Gov Perdue is ___I____ ... Mr argues Twila McConnell the issue of has been threatening to sue the Army Corps immigration Editor in-Chief broken since 1986 when Ronald of Engineers

environmentalists think Reagan signed the amnesty bill As you should know ifyou ye lived Most

that then the for extended that the state should hae been bet- 11 He points out since in Georgia any period cI because the were number of visas decreased while of time Georgia is in drought It ter pr.epared signs

obvious blame this condition T- our economy was growing The seems like it always has been at They

.. ES2-- the extended conflict of interest is clear and least since Ive lived here which not only on drought

that would be 11 but also the large influx of people lPrnfL the economy won He argues roughly years -- within the 11r1 this is the most important social But after this summer it may Georgia has experienced it be ofno last 20 the Army .. issue we face and that wont have gone to point return years They say shouldnt be blamed due to resolved until 2010 If youve not seen pictures Corps which shouldve College students are an of Lake Lanier the reservoir from their obligations

been factored into solution awhile important part of this effort Mr which ourtapwatercomesthenyou Justlook- IF Gonzales points out continuing shoulde it to Google ago of Lake More than quarter of the ______with we need your support your ing at the pictures Lanier

Southeast is in drought Ihe GALEO logo to draw your attention to this article voices for movement forward you know something is wrong exceptional Photo courtesy www.galeo.org whica oeneveu to This issue came to the fore- condition is 50 or so front for me when learned that occur only every years Perdue has called on arrinus oIstore orts Stone Mountain and Coca-Cola Gov supp to take shorter showers wanted to make awinterwonderland Georgians

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Pedestrians LOOK for them

before so can at least Korey Kolberg two turning

make it out of the two lanes they Senior Staff Writer would turn into

know that is too much to ask It has come to my attention after coming close to being hit multiple from most drivers What do ask is

into times that people at this school do ifyou cannot wait please turn not seem to understand how cross- the outer most lane and not the in- walks work If you see someone nermost lane the one am still in

crossing the road especially in Do that instead of driving directly

designated area you DO NOT ac towards me

celerate towards them Luckily one day the driver

In order for me to make it noticed me and stopped accelerat

hit with the from the bus stop to the school ing when he would me

have to cross the 120 Loop few center ofhis car Hell Iwould count

times week To do this basically him as one ofthe nice people Not

have two options cross in front of like the JACKASSES that do not

For all of the student center where there is pay any attention to me

that is what crosswalk or play Frogger and you jackasses and yes

cross anywhere Like anyone with you are male or female may

of friends common sense opt to use the take the advise one my

crosswalk Lately though that op gave me bricks in back- tion is only safer ifno one is making Carry your

left out of the schooL pack he said and let them hit

wait for safe to walk it That way they will learn to

be when their car signal and then hurry across Ap patient they get parently my two second window is totaled

too long for drivers though Instead know that lights are short

of at least waiting for me to make and you have little time to turn

it half way across the road they but remember .1 have around half

let slam their foot on the gas and turn the time you do And just to towards me you know am conciseness of cars know this may come to around me do not stand in the shock to most ofyou knowing that middle ofthe road or take my sweet

Georgia seemly hands out drivers time crossing try to get across as but license to anyone of age PE quickly as possible so people can DESTRAINS HAVE THE RIGHT turn because hate slow people

AWAY crossing too You may think that amjok Please give people second

ing buttry it yourself Try crosing or two at least Please do not live

any road notjust the one in front of up to Georgias well-earned stereo-

the school on regular basis The be good driver and dont run type This is Koreys life every other day ofthe week few nice drivers wait moment or over me Photo courtesy wwwvgmuseum.com The subtle difference

Eric John can and do change over time hope someone could call me out on that if And two oftentimes it comes display this as an apology and as

more often that embrace what used an absolute So down to love came out of no- cautionto others Love others and Web Manager they wont Yeah you

they claim and truly act upon it The point am attempting to where huh We say we love we talk love yourself Where might you have

This one goes out to the one love By now youre probably won- make is that we fail And for Chris- about love but most often we dont heard that one before

This one goes out to the one Ive left dering why this matters What mat- tians its even more problematic We practice love And be it works-based This brings me to the song

behind ters is understanding the heart of the fail in two respects ornot ifyou dontpractice love there lyrics started with think have

isntlove there left behind The One ILove by REM distinction Not that anyone should One we fail because theres probably many who should have

Christianity and Christians be judged as unbelieving but un such forgiveness in our faith that we This idea of love is often cou loved instead And this goes out to

are different One is the religion and derstand that the practitioners might often exploit it for our own personal pled with our spixitualheart As with those have wronged this goes out

faith the other is the self-proclaimed not be the best example ofa practice gain instead of what we should be our human heart without it the body to those Iwill eventually fail and this

followers of the religious doctrine When doctor is charged with doing We act in way that might not fails to function and we die Without goes out to those who dont want

Christians noimal die follow in as we knowthem now are malpractice do you assume that all be noticeably wrong by stan- love we are spirituaiiy to my footsteps meant

ifthe is This that the attitudes this generallynotwhatthe term originally medicine is liesjust because one per- thirds but person claiming to means as my own personal testament

meant nor are they always the most son failed to of the heart are But also use it for an example

sterling examples ofChristiarnty use it appro critical to our occasionally labeled as Christian Why Because as humans we priately No belief When often fail to uphold the faith as

are imperfectnote thatl am included Do we ban people fail and prescribed by God This makes me

in and because are and can we imperfect beings can guns sorry buttiy hypocrite you ignore my never accomplish the mind-set the one person for perfection words arbitrarily now if you have not

heart and the acts that being Chris- uses them for thats correct It already done so

tian requires unless being acted upon murder No shows aheartof However as am trying

by God When some- desire one will- would hope that you see the deeper

Nowginnted this iswhatChiis one disrupts ing to try even meaning to the faith in that we are

tians themselves are claimingto have society with after failure forgiven ourmistakes as you forgive

But should the people its describing some sick act When they fail child attempting to read He wont

trulybeabletousetheterm Isnotus do we blame but dont strive be perfect the first time or the sec

ingthis adjective onyourselfnot only the video- towards perfec ond but eventually with encourage-

but in and he can read high praise pride way games thathe tionandjustac ment perseverance

feel it should be bestowed like countless Photo courtesy www.gopingvotd.com cept it as their anything he so desires

thosewho actinaceordancewith other non-violent be like then there is much to can see the differ- upon people played Christ fate they are horribly misguided hope you

the faith and that would definitely No It mightbe difficuitto overcome be desired oftheir actions Ifyou say Thisheartdoesntgrasp the giftitwas ence and that maybe next time you dont change who has that descriptor and more so the closer to home it hits but you want to be avenged then by all given and cannot share that love are offended by someone you

who doesnt hopefully for the better the idea still holds true societal standards there is no problem condemn no one with this for blame the system orthe family or the

In otherwords you shouldntbe able The problem you have is with ifthe law is followed amguiltyofeverything Ihavesaid culture but you blame the person

If to call yourselfone but other people the person not the practice empha However as Christians we are failtolove eveiydaybutlhopethat it and understand theirposition that

could describeyou as one size this because myselfoftentimes insteadtaught to turn the other cheek isvisible inmy actions thatlamtiying means calling the action out do so

fail but the fraction of with and have Obviously am using the to act appropriately But if your and not actively seek vengeance to love to reciprocate love you nothing to

connotation of is with insteadknowthat for love that has been to fear this good Christian not problem my actions dont Godwiliprovide given me As individuals see as

the common one But this does not apply it to all males or all computer us And that doesnt mean we ask for Christianity is often described common problem But ask that if

implicate that all Christians are not nerds or all Christians That would Godto have ourrevenge but we hope as relationship and love is key you read this keep it in mind the

time fail firm believers ofthe facts of Christi be making gross generalization that thatGodwillhelp themto changejust component So when fail to love next people you believe Love anity There are differences and these is almost always incorrect Im sure as He has us am failing tenantI claimto OPINION TheSting October222007

Just anoth er Fri day night Rated for cigarettes lAThs011 Feldman vow to continue our Friday Nights games and Poker Nights listed but jft oesnt beci ii even once we started One cigarettes StaffWriter college again thats notmy kind ofthing So friends in the Crew would be what TT ofmy is there to do on Friday nights With When was in high school my just down the highway from me at on campus Chichester while harsher critics are pushing group ofabout friends and called another far Ca Kennesaw not away at So far it seems like nothing for StaffWriter an instant rating for ourselves the Friday Night Crew State We any Georgia were confident The Friday night of first week my movie that contains For two cigarette usage years we would get togeth- we could make it at Southern happen Poly was very rainy so So ever see an anti-cigarette com- in non-historical context er every Friday night andjust hang But it hasnt wanted really yet nobody to go out few of mercial If youve kept the T.V Now whether or not out We would to Thereve people go footbailgames been couple Friday friends and watched my stayed in on for more than fifteen minutes agree with Disneys decisions we dinners ice even skating just run- Night Crew meet-ups since college Pirates ofthe Caribbean and were then its bet that pretty good should still respect the fact that ning around We lived for all Target started but theyve been back in generally and lots of hyper taking have from you Weve gone being they can do whatever they want Fridays it was the main reason we my hometown of Lawrenceville random photos That was about bombarded with cigarette ads to to their own movies The real would endure the week about 45 minutes from here It the most exciting Friday night Ive bombarded with being anti-ciga- problem is how the decision on For Senior our Year we all doesnt help that being an Archi- had here Which isnt exactly say- rette ads whether or not to display smoking made t-shirts to show off our Sc- tecture major Im in Studio until ing much We the definitely got mes- may affect other movies niority around school Most seniors at least on Fridays and theres Thankftilly since its Octo- but still think that sage people Weve had plenty of family in our school would do the same no way Im driving in rush hour ber Fright Nights are being held at were blissfully unaware of the films that have contained smoking thing during the fall-wearing these traffic on inAtlanta Six weekend Friday night Flags every Person- of these dangers products We all in the past like Casablanca and so could Point its every Friday they being not easy for me to ally Im roller coaster enthusi- had health class in high school 101 Dalmatians and Im sure ilso wearthem to the football make these that are ast/freak/whatever game get-togethers you wantto call saw the of pictures people with that current smokers will say that hat night We wanted to show off held back home me Ill do anything to ride roller artificial voice boxes and heard it was not those films that encour he bond of our and contin- So stuck for Crew Im on campus coaster Going to ride roller coast- the word lung cancer uttered about aged them to start Now directors ied to wear shirts our on Fridays Friday nights generally Im not ers at night with bunch offriends thousand but it wasnt will have to if times worry one of their the fall knew time Mellpast We our the kind ofperson that goes out to after stressful day of Studio and enough main characters will result in their was to ogether coming close parties drinks or the like either basically dont have to cent pay They stopped most advertis- family film becoming an R-rated Lnd we were all to to know thats preparing go what alot ofpeople like since have season pass and park- ing and people are being restricted movie which unless the children lifferent so we made the to do colleges on Friday nights but thats ing pass Im there no questions from smoking in more and more get permission from their parents nost ofthe time had not lot ofthe we just my thing girls asked already have at least trips areas but even with these restric- will be barred from viewing About week after we gradu- on my hall also tend to leave as planned for this month But once tions actually thought enough Weve yet to seejust how far ited ofus went to Helen soon Georgia as they can on Friday nights October is over the park is closed had been and done people would the MPAA is gong to push their or week to celebrate just Most to visit family and whatnot So Im for the winter and Im stuck on be left alone to make their own new rating factor but if this new went eople to Florida or some- left here with very few friends and again for Friday nights campus decisions about smoking It seems behavior on rating movies dif but all hing similar we knew we nothing to do Dont get me can wrong however that the term No smok- ferently doesnt end soon then it vould have blast in place most Looking at the calendar that always find something to do but ing in theaters may end up mean- seems bound to grow larger eople wouldnt consider good was already in room when it when its the my gets pretty boring ing more than one thing Future controversial issues acation It turned out to be moved into the residence week after week spot hall same thing Say announced their decision Disney recently may easily sway on me ofthe bestweeks ofmy life To- theres few events listed for CAB know want to very you you help that all of its films would be free how to rate movie even if it is yards the end ofthe week we made Friday nights There are soccer out right Please of cigarettes which while worth okay by todays standards While noting probably wont make much this decision hasnt ruined any of difference They also plan on moves yet nobody wants to wait

adding anti-smoking public service until it does or let it set prec

announcements in theatres and on edent for the ease ofchanging the

DVD MPAAs rating system

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Who is Jesus Christ really Stuart Michelson Hezekiahs tunnel is another such daughter are all accounted for in through the nature around them do Copy Editor In the you feel guilty for example Biblical Book of II doing things manuscripts apart from the Bible Hebrews 113 states faith God By we wrong How can you determine Chronicles instructs King He- texts Egyptian refer to Joseph as Who is Jesus Christ understandthattheworlds have been from Why does it zekiah to construct right wrong What ifyou are massive tunnel ruler from the foreign lands and framed by the word matter what is ofGod so that what then your answer to that to bring water into the wrong besieged city there are even drawings of what what is seen hath not been made out seemingly simple So what Well all of this question Why ofJerusalem to the so preserve people many argue are ofJosephs inaugu ofthings which To believe dpes the life and work of Jesus appear far has been gravitating towards from the Assyrian armies of Sen one ration given their location and the in baffle evolution and in view of the so How can we know any point Ifthe claims ofthe Bible are many nacherib This tunnel has not only specifics ofthe eventthey are what depict- universes origin apart from the Bible teaches about Scrip- proven to be accurate historically Him been found but is visited by many ing being in such close alignment ture one must believe that is true some- and scientifically are not annually The of why they story Sennacherib with the Biblical record There are thing can come out Christ and what ofnothing this also valid for explaining who Jesus mankinds leads into second directly historical also countless historical examplesof argument is referenced view should be of commonly Christ is The Bible teaches Him has been prooffor us Scripture figures and from the Roman places in Latin Ex nihilo nihil God for centuries the fit clearly and asserts over and source of much Sennacherib real over was person era found to be as described exactly alone is self-existent discourse and debate With immutable again that Jesus is Lord There are so and the Bible is many not the only book in the Bible and eternalnot the universe numberless in the Bible contradictory ideas about Christ that about prophecies speaks him Historians ofthe Examples historical ac Further atheists must account about the life floating about in our it ofiesus Christ all of age may have long examined Sennacheribs curacy ofthe Bible are for the innumerable claims used to substantiate which seem that the easiest do have come to pass The track thing to is to own journals in which his account but just from the have their examples evolutionary assertions For record for the just not about it Some Bibles accuracy is wony groups ofthe battle Hezekiah against King given there is proof that the Bible instance am still waiting for an then even feel threatened idea 100% why should we not bythe of and Jerusalem is in with alignment passes the historical observation test evolutionistto show me an believe it Savior that example the promises has for the they are accountable the Bibles other Also historians hands down What about scientific ofDNAspontaneously changing or future to and therefore Jesus reject corn- Jewish and have recorded gentile observation will be brief on this an example only need one of In the book of Corinthians pletely It is interesting to note that details as eyewitnesses ofthis event since have examined topic the sci beneficialmutation as while my biology 17-18 Paul tells us For Christ many criticize Christians as well they as countless others that oc entific evidence ofthe Bible in depth textbook calls it they offer tons sent me not to do not often have baptize but to preach negative things to cur in the Bible ranging from on several large occasions in previous of non-beneficial mutations as ex the gospel not in wisdom of words say aboutJeus Himself Perhaps the lest the most cross of Christ should be popular view of Jesus is that made void he was Forthe word ofthe cross simply good person who is to them moral thatperish foolishness but taught things but certainly

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my view has many verus homus verus Deus mean- shaking their heads in disbelief or ing truly truly God Jesus even man anger at such proposition Christ exists in these two natures In The question is not whether or not perfect unity as the Bible teaches am validated in saying that rather The Jesus of the Bible calls it is one of why believe that It us saying Ifanyone thirsts let him really is simple answer believe come to me and drink Whoever it because that is what the Word of believes in the has me as Scripture God teaches in the Bible But this said Out ofhis heart will flow nv- of course begs the same question ers ofliving water hrist preaced only aboutthe Bible how do know message of peace which called it is true for an acknowledgement of sin The Scripture is the primary and the need to follow Him alone source ofaChristians beliefsystem Romans 517 says For if because It is there that all the proclaimed ofone mans trespass death reigned truths of Christianity find their through that one man much more foundation No wonder so many will those who receive the abun have such vested interest in see- dance of grace and the free gift of ing the Bible overthrown as being righteousness in life Piece of an ancient tomb illustration reign through Egyptian believed to be depiction of Josephs Installation due to its truthful To understand the answer royal parallels with the Biblical account the one man Jesus Christ and Ro to the question of the Bible is why Photo courtesy William Morrow and Co and Scribd .com man 623 For the wages of sin is true we must first ask another more battles to the fall ofJerusalem to the articles have written This is where such two headed amples as turtles death but the free giftofGod is eter basic do question-How we know Romans in 70 cannot but enter into the which AD we help ironically enoughresults from nal life in ChristJesus our Lord is true This is anything an episte There was time when realm the loss of many metaphysical metaphysics protein structure in the The word Christ means mological question historians did believe epistemology not that the the of the of the not the which is being study origin DNA gain required Anointed One and appropriately derived from the Greek being words Hittite people of the Bible were universe and nature to Darwins ofreality prove claims.Ifthe evi so as it is He that fulfills Gods episteme and even real logos meaning They were passed off as The truth is that the dence clear simple was so on spontaneous redemptive plan for humanity His essentiallythe science of reason written into mere fantasy the early allaround and it geology ourplanetpoints DNAchanges is scientifically chosen people partake in this re or is knowledge Epistemology books however archaeologists have to show intelligent design proven me one example and demption through His Holy Spirit focused philosophy primarily on uncovered numerous Hittite cities If have an the show you object me proofofnatural selection given to us which 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things Biblical claims The ruins of the end because much of the Bible theuniversedifferentTheexjstence power in and of itself ie The new at which time He will take ancient of Jericho have city been story takes place in Egypt at dif- of our universe and universe implies points was created by chance His people to Heaven to worship in found in accordancewith the Bibli ferent points throughout history to and that is Chance in designer designer Really and of itself has eternal glory and cast the reprobate cal and chariot wheels and account Events such as the ten plagues The none of than the God of the Bible no power to create or influence into eternal desolation emptiness debris have been found at the bottom the rule of Exodus Joseph We know this because the Bible tells how do who anything Second you know damnation and separationfrom His of the Red Sea substantiating the according the Bible was as us so on thefirst well the placed page as you are right How did you arrive at goodness That is 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is the of higher percentage sugars from apple one is most likely to find in the unfermented cider than other grocery stores commercial brands But the attractive skin be- Meanwhile one ofthe more comes tough peel when it comes curious autumn traditions of the time to eat giving way brewing industry is the pumpkin mushy pulp on the inside beer ale which utilizes per- make matters worse most of centage of the iconic gourd in the apples for sale at the nearest the mashing process Even more Kroger or Publix were picked surprising is that this trend has months at an industrial or- ago ly after this finishing apple into deep sleep Thc caught on with major commercial chard somewhere in Washington beer companies and small craft the Photo Adorn ones that werent probably courtesy Myers/The Sting brewers alike were harvested even earlier in and tart with perfect balance in the bar expressway impression candy mar- decided to pit the two Southern nation such between the Hemisphere two and so juicy 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Rewrite you genetic code

is while still cool beautiful architecture that gives well as the reason certain things the closet reviv-o-chamber where plasmids that Sean Fine is the same as and neat to use in battle some feeling of nostalgia especially such as the haunting Little Sisters everything exactly Senior Writer Staff trashed died This takes of them just seemed tacked since most ofthe place is and their guardian Big Daddies when you just on

amount such as the cyclone trap plasmid to hell Genre FPS/RPG exist away large ofchallenge incentive or the bee hive The characters though ex the The that takes place in from the game and the plasmid theyjust Want good scare for story useful for few characters while to alive is practically evapo- arent that Regardless cept major time of Halloween BioShock is your own perspective very stay in the do take dont look much different from isnt the most rated the plasmids game the game that many fans of the interesting exactly is neat idea and the insane that series in terms of In short the AT in the game what already psychopaths youre System Shock series have been groundbreaking of situations that Whether Not to that BioShocks is strong and provides good run make ton you constantly fighting waiting eagerly for for good story say thats or bad thing isnt its still for but with practi- can use to your advantage good thing long while too story good very your money Ill leave to tale of fallen no for dying besides One otherfeature thatmakes you With many previews the intriguing utopia cally penalty that BioShock so full value is little walking the challenge ofreplay build up for the first person shoot- it is the amount of customization Sound The main soundtrack and Gameplay As stated ear- the AT brings with signifi- ing role player has grown big includes is first decreased Using money and adam number of popular immense No doubt that at this her BioShock person cantly find and from shooter that has face off However what makes Bio- players can purchase songs yester-generation point many who have had interest game you their theirs such as loves Mambo as an assortment ofpsychotic Shock much more than the large upgrades to weapons Papa in the game have bought and even against its soundtrack with from of first shooters plasmids as well as to their own well as own beaten the game several times splicers ranging your typi- cesspool person orchestral violins that gives an cal wrench out on the market besides set- physical bodies These physical But did 2K games outdo melee-happy jockeys excellent to body can make excellent atmosphere within the themselves or was Bioshock to teleporting fireball-wielding ting up atmosphere changes your of better with certain if of the fanatics obsessed in their is you weapons game Even most time better off in its watery depths religious making unique system one can use short electric forcefield wont really be listening alone own insanity and all of these en- weapons and how give you you well increase the amount of to its nice to hear some emies provide good bit of chal- those weapons as as music

reach the One of the main feature health healed when eating or us- melodies now and again Story At the beginning lenge especially as you has harder ofthe and their are plasmids genetic ing first aid kit Lastly the game splen of the game Jack is man who parts game weapons attacks and health become alterations that allow to shoot If you wanted one could did cast ofvoice acting including just happened to be on the wrong larger you revered and the the and lightning enemy so that take the upgrades to try and make several actors plane that crashed down at stronger enrage All ofthese hell his allies character that is wrench- cast makes authentic 50s speech wrong place at the wrong time enemies though fight unsuspecting super in to the of and freeze enemies where and the surprising thing is ofvarious nationalities including With no sights of survivors pale comparison might your man the armored stand that it can work well German and Japanese not only from the burning wreckage that Big Daddy super they extremely of With the like their was once the plane Jack flees to freaks of nature with only one There are many types even customization sounding foreign parts their to the and most of them can can make their ideal but acting like what German or nearby lighthouse which hap- goal on mind protect plasmids everyone wouldve the little children who do that affects the sur- man with all the plasmids Japanese acted at pens house transport system sisters carry something super amounts of but so such as and upgrades In short time Its excellent leading to the underwater city of large adam rounding environment weapon

built long as dont bother shooting bolt oflightning into the customization is one of Bio Rapture city many years you them dont bother of shock Shocks strongest points Overall For the most part ago by man with dream An- they you puddle water everyone BioShock is excellent drew Ryan However in order to be- standing in it an piece to face the diffi- You can also combine the is of with Andrews intro to Rapture come stronger Graphics Rapture city work splendid graphics underwater and because of decent for first video tells you that he wanted to culties that lie ahead in the game use of Plasmids for lethal dam- that story especially must obtain for theres.. well lot of water shooter as well as some escape the confines of morality you adam thusly age instance setting aperson person the fire and then that the water well as neat mechanics religion and government and you must fight Big Daddies on following Fortunately as gameplay

which the worst as run to of else is the looks the die-without- build city based on inventions are enemy you person they pool everything city However and with that methods of take and commerce even to go as far can think oftimes ten so its near water to put out the flames only good sharp graphics penalty reviving after detail little in what wouldve been as to produce form of drug impossible to defeat Big Daddy to have you shock the water give to every thing perfect in it the and the diffi one could say that can take without dying once theyre game game greatly dips

But this leads of have added The has it less persons genes and change them to us to one games games design an cultly making actually fun

the faults when of for excellent futuristic-50s feel allow that person to do number games major large variety uses your to though not by terribly much

ofthings from lighting flame by you die you instantly revive at plasmids The only problem with the game with statues ofgold and 8.5/10

the of ones fingers to sum- snap ...

moning bees from one hands However as soon as you reach your stopping point you

find the of silent city in state $J chaos with signs of vandalism

around every corner as one shad

owed figure guts man right

before your eyes before noticing you screeches and flees

The city of Rapture is

magnificently horrifying place

filled all sort of nooks and cran

nies and hidden treasures most of

which are guarded with humans

who have altered their genes so much that they have gone

mentally unstable and only care

about acquiring more of adam

key resource needed to get more

genetic upgrades

If Bioshock gets at least

one thing right then its the at-

mosphere not many can surprise

you so much after you get item and you turn around to see

... crazed there .. psychopath standing ..

.. before he swings his wrench at

head %4 your ..

But there more to Rapture

than just creepy halls and the ...

screeching insane residents of

the underwater city The city has

history which is told through the

appearance of ghosts and record-

ing diaries of the people of Rap-

ture giving the city an elaborate

and very interesting history as The Big Daddy He weighs ton and he has little girl Photo courtesy steamreview.org RTA The Sting October 22 2007

retroview on the Shenmue series Its the most expensive ever so game made why havent you played it Hope you like to talk in learntoparryorberelentless inyour Writer Stqff games because youll certainly be attacks often chose the latter doing lot ofit in Shenmue Every The ability to learn new Developer Sega-AM2 character in Shenmue is fully- moves from characters in the Publisher game Sega voiced that so talking to anybody as well as buy martial arts scrolls Platform Dreamcast Xbox is an enjoyable experience In the increase the amount of moves you Genre Action-RPG/Adventure FREE Quest mode youll be able can perform and adds sort of ESRB level- Rating Teen to explore your neighborhood in feature ing-up to fighting Fighting And thus the saga begins.. Japan and man is there lot to might be slow-paced but its fun These words the spoken during explore Like most in the people youll end up wishing that there game opening marked the real begin- world people wont be able to were more people to fight but it is fling of Segas most undertak- epic help you however so will not until many say the end of the game that It took seven ing years and over that they are or to ask busy someone you are able to fight horde of bad million dollars for twenty just the else Its still lot more realistic guys as often as you want first to be but game released play- than other where talk games you to One of the coolest and most ing this makes it all game too clear strange in of townsperson hopes innovative features in the game that this was both time and money getting information to have only are the QTE Quick Time Events well Not spent only was it graphi- them talk to about their you day When this happens button will cally reyolutionary but it contained You wake each up morn- appear in the middle of the screen level ofinteractivity never before in room and ing your are given for about two seconds and the seen in games It somehow man- daily allowance of 500 yen about player must press that button be- to the aged snag l6thplace in IGNs because this isnt bucks game fore it disappears These happen readers choice for top 100 video where coins and gold drop out of during certain cutscenes and suc ofall time So games for those who enemies You can your spend your cessful completion of QTE will havent already beaten this game money on plethora of in- You large list of items usually result in the completion of interesting techniques about four times be won- you may cluding toys food arcade games the scene Photo courtesy ign.com dering what makes this martial game good art scrolls and lot more will either Ifyou fail you be came packaged with the Shenmue chores around better forming the dojo and question however be random stuff might forced to the movie replay cutscene or so that new players could be other martial what finding arts masters doesnt The mode quest definitely the games storyline slightly filled in on the may story beforejumping around Hong Kong who can teach Shenmue is primarily story gives you lot to do You can to accommodate open change for your in on the sequel about the four you Wude which are of vengeance the of story young drawers cupboards and whatever failure The graphical difference be- lessons in martial arts and life student Japanese Jujitsu named Ryo else feel like can you you get your When taking down Chinese tween the and the original game The lessons you learn are JIE Hazuki who searches for informa- hands on You can enter stores and crime syndicate becomes too much sequel was noticeable from the start show never offyour skills thought- tion on man named Lan Di the restaurants to get fresh meal or to bare you can wind down with ofthe While could have game you lessly GON practice every day killer of his father some Unfortunately groceries for home You can couple offun The local few mini-games people on screen in Shenmue without fail DAN be brave and for Ryo Lan Di isnt convenience even buy some milk and fish to feed arcade offers old Sega titles such about six Shenmue II to managed stay calm to make the right deci shop employee that works on the to kitten mode stray Quest makes as Hang-On and Space Harrier as in more than four pack times that sion and Yl never hesitate to do corner so that Ryo can call him out the feellike game one big adventure well as original like amount This made games boxing definitely me what is right for fight hes actually one ofthe but it has game much more to limit match that like You feel the plays QTE difference between bus- Since Ryo is still and four leaders of young an illegal Chinese it to one also genre get to do little racing with tling city like and Hong Kong my living on his own for the first time crime syndicate known as the Chi In the FREE Battle portion of motorcycles or the forklift use small town back in you Japan these lessons have more of an im You Men It seems impossible for the game youll be urn battling at yourjob as well as Since in play game Hong Kong Shen- pact on him than just making him to find the Ryo whereabouts ofsuch You encounter less than of friendly darts and billiards at the local mue II is when enormous compared into better fighter it makes the person but he tries nonetheless characters in your search for an bars You can usually some cool to small get your town youll probably story combination of Ryos thirst The game is primarily divided infamous crime syndicate and stuff from playing these so have hard time games finding things at for vengeance and his journey to into four different areas of little game- persuasion is often theres an added incentive necessary actually first even with map Luckily in becoming man play FREE Quest FREE battle to make them talk While this part to have fun addition to asking for directions The ending of the game was and QTE mini-games The term does like play fighting you While Shenniue was offer to let follow game certainly people you them very mysterious and showed that FREE was created the direc- wont be by shooting fireballs or per- lot offun it wasnt the end ofthe while show the You they you way theres lot more going on in this tor Yu Suzuki and stands for Full other forming crazy actions youll series While questions were could also different marks than many put on story just revenge against one Reactive Eyes Entertainment This instead be performing real fighting answered and bad beaten to guys up your map help you remember man The game constantly alludes is meant to describe the games techniques The fighting system is realize that true adventure where stuff is you your to an ancient prophecy but its graphics and immense interactive based on Virtua Fighter so is youllbe only just beginning Your true Since youre still on your significance isnt revealed until the elements Virtually armed with everything you set ofpunches kicks quest begins in Shenmue II need to own youll get place to end and even that left players with can see can be interacted with You and grapples thatarebased on actual Shenmue II kept most ofthe stay and another part-timejob but more questions than answers can enter every store pick up pam- martial arts same those the gameplay mechanics so luckily options are more varied While Shenmue II was made phlets order food collect You do to no bility to that played the first could to hands six pick up Ifyou manage get your on years ago and players are still and vending machines c_ so ye for not and it with ease For those that the Dreamcast play version then every- anxiously awaiting their opportu much more either didnt however the Xbox version had in the first thing you game will nity to finish the story there is no

be transferred if over so you get current development on Shenmue bored ofyour collectible toys you III Development started on both can always pawn them Shenmue III and Shenmue On-

The QTE is also more fun line an MMORPG based on the

in the sequel Some of the scenes Shenmue universe but many dif

involving QTE are more action- ficulties mostly financial caused than the both be packed previous game projects to cancelled The and some are very unique making director stated that the series will them lot of fun They have also continue eventually but well have

incorporated move techniques into to wait until then

the In the QTE previous game you The adventure experienced in were limited to just pressing one Shenmue is definitely an unforget

button now however you might table one You slowly get sucked

end up seeing combination ofbut- into Ryos world and feel the same

tons which will allow you to execute pain he does when hours of un

more complex maneuvers covering secrets amounts to more

Of course while youre en- questions being asked Fans will

all the made joying improvements wait patiently for these questions

the sequel youre still waiting to to be answered butthose who have

find and kill Lan Di The story this not yet experienced this franchise time und is just as good if not are missing out on one of the best

1.. han the previous game You action-adventure games ofall time start for by looking martial arts This game deserves to be played by master who told would you were all fans ofadventure games action-

help you and this master isnt martial or cutscenes are respons or the mechanics ready RPGs arts vengeance gameplay Kingdom Hearts II and God of War to just help anybody You must be stories which isjust about everyone

Photo courtesy GN corn and patient prove yourself by per- that plays video games 12 The Sting October 22 2007

Consensus editorial t/e44 Have safe Halloween Have something to say Jessica McNally If yOU are sleeping over at in suburbia Email [email protected] to have it published house be sure can Staffwriter party you anonymously stay until early afternoon the If you go out to large club

The entire staff at The Sting following day enough time for or party dont go alone bring hate having to take Technical Writing when Im would like everybody to have all the alcohol in your system to buddy

NEVER going to use it in CS development safe and happy Halloween this be processed year Even if you stay on campus

Keep in mind what kind Make sure you eat plenty of dont roam around alone late at Why are there so many head hunters for sales positions of weather there is to be food at least minutes before going thirty night there may be sicko-vam at career fairs Im going to college so can if you go out anywhere special consuming any liquor please pire-wannabes frolicking about avoid in job sales a.k.a if youre barely dressed note beer is excused here Wilima like Fred or Flintstone There are probably few

bring an overcoat Be sure to Drink water at least little more to but Nice going on the new issue ofthe STING With things consider umbrella if pack an it looks like your body will thank you for this the information above is good little more effort you can set new record for in the rain pneumonia only excuses morning start for your Halloween evening grammatical errors per page Good luck Its not you from some classes preparations like youre an institute of in we at The Dont let hand representing addition Sting stranger you Please dont be jackass have little checklist drink higher learning or anything.. compiled an open beer included about your costume real swords of other security issues for your either you make your own drink are cute as wall displays but not consideration or watch friend show you how at parties can believe Colbert is running for president to make drink you would like Also please make sure Hallelujah If your going to party that to try youre covered Halloween is not some form of automated requires an excuse to act like stripper vehicle assistance car boat You may take candy from Onceagainhaveasafeand 1nc up on time cz you have strangersas longasit is sealed happy Halloween Sincerely

20 fun to do drink too alcohol If things on Halloween Dont much you go Trick-or-Treating Yes there is such and be of the date Oct 2OO3 thing thoughtful appropriate original pub 30 the bill for hours for is hospital pumping doing so 10 OOpm Sit4j lO.Insist that the trick-or- stomach is nothing to laugh the absolute latest cutoff FormerSting Staff at usually

Stffmeinbersfrom 2003 treaters each do ten push-ups be-

fore you give them any candy l.Oive away something ll.Hand out menus to the

other than candy Toothpicks trick-or-treaters and let them order

balls of their golf bags sand etc candy Keep asking if anyone

2.Wait behind the door until wants to see the wine list

some people come When they get l2.Get catapult Sit on near the door jump out wearing yourporch and catapult pumpkins costume and holding bag at anyone who comes within 50 and Trick yell or Treat Look yards of your house

at scratch them your head and 13.When people come to the

act confused door jump out nearby window .Fill briefcase with crashing through the glass and

marbles and crackers Write on run as far away from your house it Top Secret in big letters as you can

When trick-or-treaters come look 14.Answer the door dressed around suspiciously say Its as pilgrim Stare at the trick-or- about time you got here give treaters for moment pretend to them the briefcase and be quickly confused and start flipping shut the door through calendar 4.Get about 30 people to 15.Instead of candy give wait in When your living room away colored eggs If anyone triek-or-treaters to the come door protests explain that the eggs are Come in the say When they do only thing you had left over have everyone yell Surprise from Easter

Act like its surprise party 5.Get 16.Answer the door dressed

to the door everyone who comes as dentist Angrily give the trick-

to come in and see if they can or-treaters two-hour lecture on

figure out whats wrong with your tooth decay

dishwasher lnsistthat itmakes an 17.Answer the door with unnatural whirring sound mouthful of Ms and sev-

6.After them eral half-eaten you give can candy bars in your hand the dy trick-or-treaters hands Act surprised and close biii the door Open it again in few

7.Open the door dressed and insist that seconds you dont ... asa giant fish col- have Immediately any candy .1 and dont lapse move or say l8.Hand out cigarettes and until the anything trick-or-treaters bottles of asprin

go away 19.Put crown on pump- 8.When the kin you answer and put the pumpkin on hold door up one candybar throw throne on your porch Insist that

it out into the street and yell all of the trick-or-treaters bow Crawl for it before the pumpkin 9.When answer the you 20.Dress up like bunny

door look at the trick-or-treaters rabbit Yell and curse from the

act shocked and scared and start moment you open the door and head off Slam screaming your angrily throw the candy at the the door and runaround the house trick-or-treaters Slam the door screaming until they go away when youre finished

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