/ o ? 4 - /f .—> / -<-y /r;v SA sets date for rules referendum; discusses Beer-Bike by Valerie Rohy If the referendum passes, the SA considering dividing the office, it would become an at-large sional surveying necessary. This At their Monday meeting, the will have to reevaluate their treasurer's present duties among position. will cause some delay, but he still SA senate set March 12 as the date interpretation of the constitution. two people, an elected The second item would stipulate hopes that the track will be of a student referendum on their The senate also heard Brian undergraduate officer and a that for the expulsion of an Honor repainted in time for the event. Council member a vote of 14 out of February 21 decision about the Zook's report on possible changes graduate student from the Jones The senate also approved as requirements for treasurer to the SA constitution suggested School of Business Administration 15 rather than 11 of 12 would be required. non-discriminatory the revised candidates. They also moved the by the constitution committee. as a financial advisor. constitution of the Owen Wister The third proposal provides for date of the election for SA A clause prohibiting the Literary Society (OWLS), and In other news, the Honor an annual consensus to publicize treasurer to March 19. president from infringing on the admitted a new organization, the Council will hold a referendum Honor Council officers and Potential candidate Jackie vice president's responsibilities has March 12 on proposed changes in Rice chapter of the National Smith submitted a petition for the penalties for violations. been deemed unnecessary and their rules. Society for Black Engineers. referendum after being disquali- removed. The senate also heard an update fied by last week's ruling. Zook said that the clause The first proposal would alter on Beer-Bike. Chairman Steve The next senate meeting will be Signed by nearly 350 students, concerning the treasurer's office election procedures. If after a Tanaka told the senate that the size at 9 p.m. on Tuesday, March 12, in the petition protests the senate's still needs further study. petition deadline there is no of the area selected for the new the Kyle Morrow room of decision. The constitution committee is candidate for an Honor Council Beer-Bike track makes profes- Fondren Library.

INSIDE: • Lovely comics and cartoons all over pages 2, 3, and 4. • Campus christians don't eat babies. Really. See page 5 • Owls feed Bears, knocked out of tournament, see page 8. Volume 72, Number 29 1HRESHEFriday, MarchR 1, 1985 Nicholson, Snyder, Moses, Long win spring elections Barry Nicholson, Scott Snyder, the next S A internal vice president. with 443 and 430 votes, respec- Susan Lenamon, Tom Perrault, Cati Moses, and Susan Long The vote count was 628 for Moses tively, the difference being less and Mike Hogan defeated John emerged as winners of the major against 512 for Hanszen than the number of discrepancies. Moses and Marianne Lloyd in a contested races in Tuesday's sophomore Frisk Dahlberg. Candidates Mark Fite and Gregg close five-way race for three junior Student Association elections. The Will Rice political machine, Robins were eliminated with less honor-council seats. combined with favorable votes in than 300 votes each. A run-off Fausto Miranda won a seat In the SA presidential race, five other colleges, provided junior between Sheridan and Lloyd will outright in the sophomore honor- Nicholson won Lovett and Wiess Susan Long with a wide margin of be held on March 12. council election with 131 votes. colleges by wide margins to gain an victory in the race for Rice Dan Lavin won the election for The next highest vote total, 100, early lead in the first round of Program Council president. In the "Fifth-Year Honor Council went to four candidates: Steve preferential-ballot counting. The final count, she defeated opponent Representative," but the Honor Nations, Amy Schwendiman, Wes closest opponent, University William Davis by 630 to 407. Council has raised questions about McDermott, and Ed McConnell, Council member Darryl Burke, There were no upsets of his qualifications. The fifth-year A run-off among these four for the remained in the race until the last unopposed candidates in the position is actually for first-year remaining two positions will be round of preferential counting election. The Student Association graduate students. Lavin will be a held on March 12. based on strong showings in Baker senate will have Tim Lakey as its fifth-year undergraduate next Jones and Brown continued and Hanszen colleges. new secretary, and Terry Hilde- year, and so technically a senior. their tradition of having the least Nicholson took 447 first-choice Barry Nicholson —P. Truzinski brandt as external vice president. Andy Dessler, Paul James, and votes cast of any colleges. Less votes, with 366 going to Burke, 290 statements before the election. Alex Kyllmann will be the new Michael Lee all won senior seats than 100 ballots were cast at Jones, to current SA President Tracy The three-way race for Thresher RPC vice president. David on the Honor Council. An election with all the other colleges except Winn, and 142 to External Vice editor ended in victory for features Dankworth won his race for for the fourth senior position will Wiess and Brown having over 150 President Neal Quimby. After the editor and former sports editor University Court chairman. Susan be held on March 12. votes. elimination of Quimby and Winn, Scott Snyder. He received 446 Buchanan and Sylvie Moulin- Nicholson ended up with 600 votes first-choice ballots, with managing Jacquemont won the positions of to Burke's 545. editor Robyn Klahr taking 300 and Campanile editor and business Nicholson, a Wiess senior, news editor David Friesenhahn manager. In all these races, the described himself in his Thresher 289. In the second preferential unopposed candidates garnered campaign statement as having count, Snyder, a Hanszen over 900 votes against less than 100 "little or no political activity" prior sophomore, captured 563 votes to for write-ins. to running for SA president. Klahr's 437. Tom Perrault won a position on Nicholson and Burke both stressed Victorious margins in all the University Council with 503 the issue of the proposed increase colleges save Hanszen put Lovett votes. Susan Sheridan and in the legal drinking age in sophomore Cati Moses in place as Marianne Llovd effectively tied Gordon sees optimistic Rice future

by Todd A. Cornett Medal, the Institute of Electrical Cornells Arecibo Ionospheric Last Wedneday, Provost and and Electronics Engineers Observatory at Arecibo, Puerto Vice President William Gordon Centennial Medal and the Soviet Rico. announced that he would retire Geophysical Committee Bronze "I'm not retiring from the this July, after nineteen years at Medal. administration, research, and Rice. During his tenure Gordon Hackerman showed his teaching — just administration. Ill was awarded numerous honors appreciation of Gordon's efforts be involved in experiments at including the National Academy by stating, "William Gordon has Arecibo, in Norway, and in Peru; of Sciences' 1984 Arctowski been a great acquisition for Rice. however, I'll still be around Rice." ni He is the quintessential academic he said. — a model of a good faculty The observatory in Puerto Rico Budding Politicos: member and academic officer. He is the largest in the world and was is an administrator with a collegial Your last chance to run for Gordon's brainchild. He directed nature. He's not as tough as I'd like office this year may be to file a the design and construction of the him. to be but he sees a problem petition for SA Treasurer or radar-radiotelescope and was its m Honor Council at-large rep by 3 and understands the options.. He's first director while he was a p.m. today in the SA office. It an able guy and will continue to professor of electrical engineering is, however, too late to get contribute to the research at Cornell. statements or pictures in to the atmosphere. He's the only retiring In a recent interview published Thresher; we've gone home I to professor I've qualified as in On Campus, Gordon had the California/or break. Sorry. Distinguished Professor Emer- following words about Rice's Be sure and read Valerie's itus." future: article and Greg Jumper's On Contrary to rumors, Gordon "Rice is a very fine, small Honor column; you'll also have plans to remain in Houston and university and its undergraduate referenda to vote on'when you will have an office in the Space experience is almost unique. There get back. Physics building. He will spend is on this campus an atmosphere part of hisftime with a group of for learning that hardly exists Texas bunny rancher at the Livestock Show and Rodeo —P. Truzinski post-doctoral fellows under him at see Gordon, page 5 BULLDOZING THE HEDGES/by Steve McLaughlin Another random editorial Every so often a member of the described how the gentlemen in the weapons to eliminate the Chinese As random as the quality of the food at Rice. liberal establishment comments Kremlin think and what type of "threat" once and for all. And yet It appears an unsubtle and predictable form of bribery for that one of the worst aspects of mentality they have. people are surprised when these Food and Housing to give us brunch and ask us to agree to the Ronald Reagan's foreign policy is The problem that most men institute a scorched-earth closing half the colleges on weekends. If Central Kitchen served the "evil empire" mentality that he Americans have in dealing with the policy while fighting a war in appetizing meals regularly, the abundance of edible food at uses to deal with the Soviet Union. Russians is that they might meet a Afghanistan. brunch would not impress us at all. Should we believe that this After all, they ask, if the President normal Russian citizen who in all It should be apparent that this can have cocktails with Soviet anomaly will continue once CK has what they want? I think not. likelihood is a very pleasant caveat should be used in all our Ambassador Anatoly Dobrynin, There is no question that closing down the food lines in half person, and then turn on the news relations with Moscow, both how come he can't sit down with and be told by the Administration the colleges would save money. Closing them down in three- short-term and long-term. But 1 him and negotiate rationally the that the Soviet Union is would like to devote some effort to fourths of the colleges would save even more money. But that the way Henry Kissinger did? An fundamentally evil. It is true that the most immediate aspect of money will be spent on better food seems highly doubtful. interesting answer to the question the Russian people are like others Soviet-American relations, the Maybe I'm just cynical. But I've been sick of the food here so can be obtained by reading the around the world; there are good upcoming arms-reduction talks. extracts from the memoirs of long that I really have lost all faith in the ability of Central ones and there are bad ones. The With this knowledge of the Arkady Shevchenko in recent Kitchen to turn hard-earned dollars into appetizing food. I'd distinction to make is that the Russian mentality, we should not issues of Time magazine. rather send my (parent's) money to Ethiopia, but with Oxfam system in the Soviet Union is one expect the Soviets to adhere on Shevchenko, a relatively high- inactive, I can't even do that. that does not involve the ordinary faith alone to any treaty that limits ranking Soviet diplomat who citizen in any way. Richard Pipes, down to 120 lb. their power. It should be obvious defected to the West in the 1970's, an historian at Harvard —Paul Havlak that the Soviets have no qualms University, makes the distinction about violating treaty agreements clear when he notes in his latest when they feel they can get away book that the Soviet Union is ruled with it (as demonstrated by their by the top members of the violations of the 1972 Anti- HUM BWI&m Communist Party, who never see Ballistic Missile Treaty). I hope or deal with the Russian citizens on someone remembers to put this FARM6RSARE the streets. Just remember Foreign information on Paul Nitze's Minister Andrei Gromyko, who, briefing papers before he leaves for mWMmty according to Schevchenko, has not the negotiations. set foot on the streets of Moscow The lesson to be remembered FSAIS/OAIS ARB for forty years. from all this is that when one sees a TOO FAT///, , Not only does the system picture of Secretary of State remove the citizen from the George Shultz and Andrei curEwmmf,,, political process (and thus render Gromyko sitting together, you are itself illegitimate), but the system looking not at two similar men, but m SON MiCHABL itself brings the most ruthless and at one man who hopes to achieve a cold-blooded people to power, bette> world through realism, is a mm,,, since the way to rise toward the top while the other is the product of a met msRBMe is to watch out for your own system that requires a total interests and ignore all other devotion to self-interest, regardless M SOCKS considerations. This is the political of what is right or wrong, as an process that produced a defense attribute neccessary to reach the minister who, fifteen years ago^ top. Hopefully we will not forget advocated the use of nuclear this distinction in the future. Doonesbury BY GARRY TRUDEAU

COULP YOU TELL YES, SIR. AND WHAT'S ST NOW.MRS.DOONESBURY, THIS COMMITTEE rr$Bm THE ONLY THING OH. (AJELL, YOUANPYOURBROTHER- JUST HOW LONG IN MYFAMILY NOWST/WING OUR CAR THAT'S A TWESHER IN-IMJ OPERATE A RIGHT. THAT FARM HAS FORTH REE BETWEEN YOU DEALERSHIP. WAY OF LIFE, WHEAT FARM IN BEEN IN YOUR GENERATIONS.AND THE END / TOO, RIGHT? Paul Havlak < OKLAHOMA, CORRECT? FAMILY? \ J OF YOUR WAY Editor OF LIFE? Todd A. Cornett Business Manager

David Friesenhahn News Editor Ian Neath Fine Arts Editor Scott Snyder Features Editor Bev Blackwood Advertising Manager Susan Buchanan, Pam Truzinski Photo Editors Tony Soltero, Mark Matteson Sports Editors Brandon Rigney Back Page Editor John Knapp Production Supervisor (Tuesday) Robyn Klahr Managing Editor (Friday) Valerie Rohy Managing Editor (Tuesday) John Knapp Copy Editor MRS. D00N5SBURY, I HOPE YOU AND THE BANKERS HE OFFERED ME Mark M. Mitchell Senior Editor YOU UNDERSTAND THAT BUT THAT'S NOTFAIRl I PUT ENORMOUS PRESSURE FLATWARE! 64 Head Typesetter Lisa Gray WE ARB HERETO EASE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS ON US TO TAKE OUTLOANS ! 1 Associate Editors .. Erin Blair (News). Karen Nickel (Fine Arts), NO CHOICE, PIECES . WHAT WAS Scott Snyder (Sports) I THE PLIGHT OF FAMILY IF THE GOVERNMENT HADN'T MY BANKER HOUNDED ME MRS. D00NES- 1 SUPPOSE!? TO DO,Contributin g Editors Steve McLaughlin, ' FARMERS, NOT SO-CALLED URGED ALL OF US TO MY AND NIGHT! HE GAVE David Richardson (Editorials); Steve Mollenkamp (Sports) BURY * THROW IT IN HIS Photography Consultant Mike Gladu WEEKEND FARMERS PLANT FENCB TO' ME NO CHOICE BUT TO p-"X News Staff Patty Baron. Paul Buenaflor. LIKE YOURSELF. i EXPAND PRODUCTION' Jay Galbraith. Thomas Gonzales, Spencer Greene, Scheleen Johnson, Tibor Roberts, Valerie Rohy, David Schnur, Cheryl Smith, Katherine Sugg, Caesar Argwings-Kodhek Fine Arts Staff lohn Knapp, Sarah Jordan. Frances Egler, L. Gene Spears, Jr.. Marie Lawson. Valerie Rohy, Carolyn Austin, John Thomas. Wendy Sterba, Cheryl Smith. Carrie Blum, Karin Murphy. Steven Spears. Erin Blair. Nancy Collier. Crystal Davis, James Laura. Jay Galbraith, Paul Lee. Maribeth Clark, Ross Waldorf, Bev D. Blackwood II, Trevor Schelbourg Sports Staff Jay English. Chris Lowrance. Andy Kopplin. John Lippert, Stephen McVea. Antonio Torres, Ted Anders, Don Tomasco. Jr., John DeFigueiredo. Earl Peterson. Jim Humes Photography Staff Kristi Isacksen, Alan Dupont. Mike Hulbert, Mike Voigt, Benjamin Hegre. Diane Gilabert, Harold Turner Graphics Mike Harshman, Scot Brooks SENATOR, I REALIZE BUT THE FACT REMAINS Production Staff Rick Ary, Jennifer Brown. IY/ELPTO Kathy Byers, Jennifer Corkill, David Hardy, THERE'S A COMING I'M THE WIDOW OF AWORLP Grayson Haun. Tracy Hodge, Mike Hogan. SHAKEPOWN IN THE WARE VETERAN, I'M THE THE WITNESS'S Stephanie Kozinski, Anju Kukreja, Karin Murphy, AWESOME Amy Orchard, Cyndi Smith, Geoff Stafford. FARM ECONOMY, AND MOTHER OF TWO J BAKE BETTER. Adam Sticpewich THAT THIS ADMINISTRA- APPLE PIE, ANDIUVE ICONOGRAPHY. Business Staff TION U/ONT DO MUCH ON A FAMILY FARM! s Assistant Business Manager Susan C. Brown Snook TO CUSHION THE ^ THAT SHOULP COUNT >. Assistant Advertising Manager Crystal Davis 1 Advertising Production Assistant Ashley Stainback FOR SOMETHING . . Subscription Manager Kathi Fletcher Student Staff Assistant Carlos Soltero /\AAn Circulation Sean Daichman. Howard Goldman. Mark Mitchell

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<3 BEYOND THE HEDGES/by Scheleen Johnson major. to pay the taxes but has told the gas anything, much less one," he said. placed on probation due to "an Harvard to beef "We want to provide those company that it must first decide "There is an enormous void. excessive number of unpaid students who have this area as their which UT fund will carry the debt. Except for Jerry Falwell and the parking violations" and a failure to up engineering career orientation with the best Linward Shivers, UT Senior Moral Majority, that sense [60's "register the vehicle with the opportunity, and also allow them Attorney, said that the money to enthusiasm] of politics is no longer U.P.D. [University Police In an attempt to compete with to share in the other opportunities pay the gas charge could come there." Department]." Urban, however, leading technical universities such of a Harvard education," said from a legislative bill but that the Feiffer went on to blast claims that the University is as Stanford and the Massachusetts Kronauer. Legislature only appropriates President Ronald Reagan, calling punishing him for his support of Institute of Technology, officials money for the utility fund every him a purveyor of "super-white, the controversial Gay Student at Harvard University have two years, and no funds are Frank Capra" values and a Services. announced that they will revamp Gas firm suing presently available. "movie-America" philosophy. In the October 6 issue of the the university's engineering According to Laczko, the gas "Reagan has made big Bryan-College Station Eagle, after program over the next few months, UT for payment company tried earlier to settle out government a bogeymman, just the Student Senate passed a resol- reports the Harvard Crimson. The Southern Union Gas of court but UT officials would not like Joe McCarthy used the Red ution supporting, the GSS, Urban In addition to an increase in the Company has filed claim that the agree to the gas company's terms. Scare," Feiffer said. "There is no is quoted as saying, "We hope the number of staff and faculty University of Texas at Austin owes The Southern Union Gas one for the people to trust but the resolution will make the Board working within the discipline, new them nearly $1.3 million because Company was forced to receive genial sleepy-eyed leader in the (Texas A&M's Board of Regents) courses wij! be created and old of an error in the company's legislative permission to sue the White House. He is a genius. If the look beyond their own bigotries ones expanded. tabulation of university bills. university because the Texas liberals in this country believed in and accept the GSS." Wallace Professor of Applied Representatives of the company Constitution protects state their philosophy as much as Urban told the Battalion that he Physics R. Victor Jones said that have filed suit against the agencies from lawsuits. Last Ronald Reagan believes in his, had received 16 parking tickets last the program, which has been university for failure to pay the summer, a resolution was adopted we'd have a debate." semester. He paid them all on discussed for quite a while but has two-year-old bill. University by the State Legislature allowing The satirical and controversial November 7 and registered his car rarely received such priority, "is officials say that they simply do Southern Union to sue UT. cartoonist expressed doubt that on November 14. The suit filed by largely in response to student not have the money to pay right any real change willoccurany time Urban's lawyer, Beatrice reaction. We all felt we could do a now. Cartoonist calls soon, saying that elections are no McAdenka-Fowler, also states better job in this area." Between September 1,1978, and longer legitimate because that Urban received 12 parking The university also hopes to December 31, 1982, the gas students fascist candidates are judged on tickets during the 1984 spring attract more of the top high-school company did not charge UT- At an Ezra Stiles master's tea on personality issues. "It's a beauty semester but that they were all paid students. ".. .We hope that this will Austin for state and local taxes, the Yale University campus, contest." in March and that "no disciplinary have an impact on admissions," according to a petition filed in cartoonist Jules Feiffer attacked Feiffer's cartoons and comics action was taken against him," said McKay Professor of Mechan- State District Court on February modern college students for being have been frequently censored and according to the Battalion. ical Engineering Richard E. 4. "fascist" and called 1980's politics dropped from papers. He told the McAdenka-Fowler says that Kronauer. "We negotiated with the "a beauty contest." group, "Oh sure, I've been dropped Urban is the first A&M student to The new program will be more university for two years in an Feiffer, a political cartoonist from papers, but it's the only way be placed on "conduct probation" demanding and concentrated but attempt to effect collection," said whose work has appeared in the you know you're doing your job." for having too many parking Kronauer points out that Harvard Robert Laczko, District Vice Village Voice and Playboy, is also violations. She feels that the school will still not be able to "demand as President for Southern Union. the author of several Broadway is using the tickets as an excuse to much as places like M.I.T." "The university has not been plays and is currently writing a A&M accused of retaliate against Urban's views. because undergraduates are responsive." screenplay for Paramount Pictures unjust actions "The university is denying Tom required to take a certain number Laczko told the Daily Texan satirizing the television program his First Amendment rights." she of "core courses" outside their that the university has not refused The People's Court. A senior aerospace-engineering said. Feiffer began his "highly major at Texas A&M is suing the "Conduct probation" at A&M THRESHING IT OUT political discussion," wrote the university for what he believes to means that a student is regarded a Yale Daily News, by telling the be unjust punishment for excessive "not in good standing with the have provided enough material to audience, "I woke up during the parking tickets. university." Also, the student is no Eligibility rules qualify her for treasurer. I hope presidential election to discover Tom Urban, the Student longer eligible to hold any elected that the referendum which will be college students have become right Senate's Vice President of or appointed university office and too restrictive voted on after break will allow wing, fascist really." He went on to Academic Affairs at A&M , was is ineligible to receive a university- To the editor: Smith and Lavin, if he still wishes, try and explain the "surface placed on "conduct probation" by administered scholarship. The I feel I should comment on the to run for SA treasurer. liberalism, conformism and the school on November 27. Brent probation is recorded on the SA's disqualification of Jackie Janice Budd disillusionment" held by college Paterson, Judicial Affairs student's permanent file and any Smith and Dan Lavin as Brown ^7 students. "People feel several Supervisor for Student Services, further university code violations candidates for SA treasurer. I do million voices can't change informed Urban that he was being can result in expulsion. not contend that the decision was SA reasonable incorrect regarding the constitu- tion's requirements, but rather that the requirements should be in interpretation BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed changed. Having served as To the editor: ytsA' own'. —. -meoL'm treasurer for an organization This is in reference to the Y'ALL bOTA WM EX'&PEP HIS CPEPTT before, I feel that having an upcoming student referendum "P. OPUS" LMIT. M A-C0M6 THE H0UNP5, HEpe'Bours ? MAYBE. FCR HIS SKIN. accounting course would have concerning the Student Associa- V been helpful, but by no means tion Treasurer election. As a necessary. If the SA insists on member of the Senate, I would like requiring an accounting course, to explain the issue the way I see it. the requirement should be that the On February' 18, the Senate was candidate have taken or be informed that the two persons who currently taking an accounting applied for the SA Treasurer course. Seeing the syllabus of this position, Dan Lavin and Jackie semester's Acco 305 class only Smith, had not completed an affirms my belief that by March 15, accounting course at Rice, and the changeover date, a student hence were not eligible to be currently taking the course would candidates for the position; Article (ME ON OUT. Iw YOU.. YOU MEAN 70 SAY YOUR y/SA" CPEPIT THE oPvs.mRYmiNb THAT THE APVeRTlSERS IN mi have already covered any material WELL, r 3. Section 6d of the SA RECORP IS CIEAH MAN ON SAW IN TV COM - VHS COUNTRY LIE. FIB YES. MERCIALS IS pertinent to being SA treasurer. constitution states that a candidate 15€NT BACK TV SAK7 P/STORT MANIPULATE IN SO KNOCK ALMOST ALWAYS . The topics left to cover after "shall have successfully completed m 1,122 luevmjLP RECEIVE, BRIBE ANP BRAIN - MANY M MICROPHONICS' GET M£ JUST A BUNCH OF W-W-MVT WASH CONSUMERS LIKE changeover include pensions, a course in accounting at Rice W0RP- YOU ORPEREP. TRUCK LOAPS CHICKZNPOOP! A MINUTE.. ME INTO BUYIN6 THINOS \ Afsm. long-term investment, bonds, and University or the equivalent of \ Of W0M5N. THEY HAVEMT THE SLIGHTEST \ owner's equity, which, at least to such a course as determined by the N6EP FOR ?? me, seem irrelevant to the Dean of the Jones School of workings of the SA. By being Business Administration." The I enrolled in the course, the Senate interpreted this to mean treasurer would have easy access to that accounting experience alone an instructor who could be of was not sufficient for eligibilty. As assistance should any difficulty both Jackie and Dan said they had arise. Furthermore, it is obvious not had an accounting course, the that the bulk of the treasurer's Senate re-opened the petition OKAY 50 1 HAP work will be after he or she has deadline in order to get qualified A ume mxjBte U/fTH THE dUM-WYER completed the course. After taking candidates. At a later meeting on THIS MORNtNO- Acco 305, I feel certain that the Feb. 21, the Senate reaffirmed that iV' vast majority of non-Rice courses their interpretation of this clause would be considerably less meant that an academic course rigorous. However, I cannot equivalent to a Rice accounting believe that the treasurer of the SA course was required, and on these would be faced with any problems grounds, Jackie's appeal for as difficult as those encountered on candidacy was denied, and so an Acco 305 test. It seems that petitions remained open for the Smith's high-school course would see Threshing, page 4

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continued from page 3 large sums of money (the 1985 about what has been nappening. Association Treasurer, the SA Administration." office. The March 12 referendum is Campanile budget alone is over Also, obviously, this clause is a bit Constitution states that "a We disagree with this to overturn/reject the interpret- $50,000), we should insure that this unclear, and as we are busy candidate must have successfully interpretation because it is limiting ation of the constitution made by person has aquired good rewriting the constitution anyway, completed an introductory course and therefore detrimental to this the Senate on Feb. 21. If passed, accounting skills. So the Senate's this seems to be a case where we in accounting at Rice University or university. First of all, there is a the Senate will then need to make interpretation seems quite can clarify the meaning greatly. If the equivalent of such a course as chance that a student may be better another interpretation (there are reasonable to me; even some SA people have any suggestions, they determined by the Jones School of qualified for the job due to several possible) and determine the organizations require a Rice should contact me or their college Business Administration." extensive experience and other eligibility of candidates based on accounting course for the business senators. The SA Senate interpreted this course work than a student whose this new interpretation. As a manager. In addition, I feelrthat» Brian Zook to mean that "an accounting only qualification is having member of the Finance the Senate has handled this matter Wiess Senator course at Rice University must completed an accounting course at Committee, which aids the SA in a fair manner, trying to follow have been completed or an Rice. Second, as in the case which Treasurer in reviewing the the guidelines of the constitution in Vote to overturn equivalent academic course of inspired this referendum, a person financial records of the various SA as best a manner as possible. I ask such an accounting course at Rice committed to the job, who has organizations (RPC, Thresher, people to please think about the senate decision University be completed as sufficient knowledge for the etc.), it is my personal opinion that issues involved here, to talk to their To the editor: determined by the Dean of the execution of the office, could be since the Treasurer deals with such college senators and presidents Regarding the office of Student Jones School of Business denied the right to run for the office. The commitment of an ROLLING THE WHEEL/bv John Cunyus individual to an office is very important to the efficiency of the When I was a sophomore in high know what I was talking about. I Then it happened again. The realize that, in the words of Student Association Senate. school 1 had an experience that was still curious when I got to Rice same presence, the same sense of Bhagavad Gita, "there are many Third, there may be a time when radically changed the way I looked and, since the fundamentalists on being wonderfully fulfilled, the paths, but in the end only one there would be no candidate for at the world. Imagine, if you will, campus were the most vocal on the same sense of being for a moment destination." That destination is office if a more liberal reading of the feeling of being overwhelmed scene, I went to talk to them. They aware of a level of reality that far still a mystery to me. I don't feel the Constitution were not made to by an enormous, loving presence claimed to know what I was transcended the mundane level of qualified to put it in dogma and tell allow a person with sufficient that leaves no room for pettiness or day-to-day life. Only this time I the world "the way it is," but I am talking about, but 1 couldn't get knowledge, though not Acco 305, even for distraction and you will be wasn't quite so limited as before. I on the way anyway. There is truth, over the sneaking suspicion that to run for office. close to what I felt. It was, I they had all left their minds at the began to look beyond Christianity, there is peace, there is love, and decided afterwards, the sensation door. I hadn't, and the thought of however tentatively at first, and to there is searching, and those For these reasons, there will be a of being touched by God. doing so wasn't the least bit my great astonishment discovered elements are common to all faiths referendum Tuesday, March 12. Naturally enough, when the appealing. Painfully, slowly, it ideas and thoughts in Buddhism and all religions. The names Please consider these points and sparks ceased to fly 1 was more occurred to me that perhaps, and Taoism that mirrored my own. change from faith to faith, perhaps vote to overturn the decision made than a little curious to find out despite their exclusivity and But the Christian in me and the to protect the innocent, but the by the Student Association Senate. what had happened. So I went to "down-the-nose" contempt for Christians around me bristled at undergirding truth remains the talk to the pastor at my parents' anything non-Christian, these the thought, leaping at the same. It is my conviction that those Jackie Smith opportunity to tell me I was going church in Dallas, expecting a little people didn't know what they were who say otherwise simply haven't Brown '87 below, and so the struggle went on. enlightened advice. He didn't talking about either. done themselves or others the Cati Moses courtesy of looking to see. And then it happened again, Lovett Senator '87 only this time it was neither ON HONOR/by Greg Jumper Buddhist, nor Hindu, nor Christian, nor anything. And this On March 12, students will have positions, there were nine time, I was used to the tactics the the opportunity to vote on some candidates for the three so-called Christians used to proposed changes to the Honor sophomore positions. The Council frighten people out of exploring System Constitution and Bylaws. would like to see people with and searching for themselves. So 1 The Honor Council initially obvious interest in the Honor laughed at them, at their proposed these changes last year, System have the opportunity to narrowness, their paranoia, and 1 but was unable to have a serve on the Council without the kept on searching. And 1 have no referendum before the end of the potentially excessive disadvantage ihKNI^SL™ religion today. I have a practice, of academic year. of being members of a class with meditation, of scripture reading, of The first of the proposed more enthusiasm than allowable thought and reflection, but that changes would alter the voices for that enthusiasm. practice draws from reservoirs of "Composition" article of the The second proposed change faith and history that includes constitution. Because the ability to would correct an oversight on the Christianity, includes Buddhism, fill every available Honor Council part of the Council two years ago, includes Islam, includes Quantum, position the first time through the when its size was increased from includes many, many things. And I election process has not been thirteen to sixteen members. At successfully demonstrated during that time, removal of a Council any of the last several years, the member required the support of Council would like to change the eleven of the twelve remaining Pizza inn article under consideration so that members. 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The Rice Thresher, March 1, 1985, page 4 A growing phenomenon: evangelical religious groups by Cheryl K. Smith attention they have received lately He went on to say, "I think the which Throckmorton attributes to foremost thing on anyone's mind This is the first in a series of a combination of factors. He cites in Campus Crusade is for an articles which take a close look at the Josh campaign, the 1984 individual to come to know God in religious life at Rice University. election, the climbing divorce rate a relationship and have people This first article examines the and the abortion issue. realize that Christianity is a rapid growth of evangelical Throckmorton says because of relationship with God rather than Christian groups on campus. these and other factors people are just rituals or another set of rules." beginning to consider their Fite says that this is the main spiritual health or lack of it more motivation behind having a Reflecting a nationwide* trend than in the recent past. Of Rice speaker such as Josh come. "We toward evangelical religion, Rice students, he says, "For the amount wanted people to hear the truth U niversity evangelical groups have of intellectual curiosity that Rice about life and we wanted to share become, in recent years, more students claim to have, I'm that with people because we love numerous and active. In surprised when it comes down to them. If no one joined our comparison to the number of matters of religion and morality organization as a result of Josh, it students directly involved in the that Rice students are so quickly wouldn't matter. What mattered Christian groups their influence inclined to brush that aside — I was presenting an environment of could be termed almost think that is starting to change. growth for Christianity." phenomenal. Even if Rice students are not being "converted" to Bill Koops, president of Campus Crusade is the one Christianity, they are at least being Intervarsity Christian Fellowship, evangelical Christian group which forced to confront their religious also commented on the Rice has in fact grown dramatically in beliefs like never before. the past few years. On campus for I -S. Sripadan attitude toward religion. "You Cheryl K. Smith interviews Campus Crusader Mark Fite Professor of Sociology William can't beat Rice students over the only three years, Campus Crusade Martin says that, given the large type of religion is more attuned to "When you're in college," head with it. They're far too now has 75 members on their roll, number of people converted to the marketplace." Throckmorton says, "you are cerebral. In fact, our organization up from 45 last year. evangelism nationwide, it is only The demographic attitude is one going through a transitional stage spends a lot of time doing egg- Their members come from all natural that their influence extends of a go-getter, an unabashedly in life, a time when you are headed things like discussing the backgrounds "which shows how to colleges as well. "There are "part of a winning team" wondering what you stand for and Bible's true meaning. Christianity transcends any about 45 million evangelical mentality. what principles you believe. 1 think His organization believes in a cultural barriers," says Fite. Christians in the United States. It The evangelical religions offer many students have turned to one-on-one type tactic to Fite notices, though, a lot of is not surprising that a fair number more excitement and at least temporal things such as money or approaching people about hostility at Rice which he thinks is of them would be on college appear to take religion more success and found them to be religion. As Koops says, UI believe partly due to the fact that Rice campuses," he says. empty in the long run. It is seriously than many of the any attempt to reach out to others students jealously protect their convenient to neglect thinking Martin says that the recent mainstream religions. must include a concern for the freedom and privacy. about what the Bible has to say." Says Fite. "The nature of campus revival of religion is part of Religions of all types offer many whole person soul, body, Throckmorton explains the Christianity goes to the very core as larger resurgence of evangelical answers to questions which all intellect, emotions, personal need for his group as opposed to a of a person. When we begin religion which has been going on humans ponder. They profess a suffering, anything integral to the traditional one-hour-on-Sunday touching that, people feel for at least a decade. system of meaning and make-up of those people." type of religion by saying, "You somewhat exposed." During the 1960's arid early explanation to the questions about Possibly because of this they 1970's traditional moral values need a relationship with Jesus have a rather low visibility on why things are the way they are. Christ that by its nature is a daily He claims that high pressure were in question and churches lost They present a disciplined life, campus. In fact, their membership tactics do not win converts. "We attendance by the droves. reality if you hope to reap the has not grown significantly in the moral and ethical ideals,structure benefits that Christianity has to realize there is no way you can However, around 1978. this trend and hope for the future. last few years. They currently have shove Christianity down people's began to reverse. Churches offer. It is possible to be going to about 25 to 30 members. church but missing the whole throats. All we've done is laid out stopped losing members and As Martin said, "These are not Koops says one of the major reason Jesus came and died for us. what we think is the truth." evangelical churches began to gain things to be done without or dealt benefits his organization has to It is a matter of understanding Fite thinks some of the hostility members in large numbers. with lightly." offer is the relationships within the what it is to receive forgiveness for could be, because of Rice's size, it small discussion groups. "These Explains Martin "There were a Speaking to the leaders of your sins. Christianity is not just is virtually impossible to go can be among some of the most lot of people who were not Intervarsity Christian Fellowship, the outward traditions." through four years here without associated with the church in the intimate that this campus has to being confronted with the gospel. Campus Crusade for Christ, and Maranatha is interested in how 60's and 70's who had children and offer," Koops said. He continued. "Those people who Maranatha reveals a deep concern many people they can get to wanted solid values for them." become Christians at Rice are about many of these same issues. understand the gospel or at least Mark Fite, president of the Rice These people apparently wanted more committed because this is consider it as an option in their chapter of Campus Crusade for something more stable and solid in Albert Throckmorton, presi- such an intense school. Anything lives as opposed to simply gaining Christ, also commented on the dent of Maranatha at Rice, says, Rice students do. they do with their lives. Evangelical religion recruits. relationships that are built through being one of the most traditional "A relationship with Jesus Chrrst intensity, and that includes Says Throckmorton, "We are religious organizations. "It offers a set of beliefs, appealed to a great has innumerable benefits. It is life- religion." not really interested in how many pool of support that is not the same number of them. changing. Personally it has helped members we have." Indeed, their as in church. I see church as a place The future for evangelical Houston, located in the middle me strive for excellency, establish a organization claims only about ten to receive wisdom from older religious groups is uncertain. But, of the Bible Belt, is a good place to good character and values." members, which is about the same people which students need to be as Martin says, "Since this kind of look at this social phenomenon. Throckmorton says that the number it has had over the last few grounded in, but a group of dynamic and active religion affects As Martin sums it up, "These appeal of on-campus groups, such years. students such as ours shares even close to one-fifth of the American types of religions have a strong as his, is that they have answers to What has changed for more common interests and population, it is short-sighted to appeal to America in general and questions which people have not Maranatha has been the level of problems." expect them to wither." the Southwest in particular. The found anywhere else,questions Southwest has an ethos of growth, such as "Why am I here?" and success and excitement and so this "Where am I going?" Gordon praises Rice ON-CAMPUS INTERVIEWS continued from page I Gordon concluded, "It's my LEGAL ASSISTANT POSITIONS anyplace else and it is a mixture of feeling that the Board sees the next bright students, a residential interval as an exciting opportunity A major Houston law firm is seeking mature indviduals with excellent college living system... and the for this university." academic credentials for positions in its successful legal assistant program, honor system which makes the integrity of each student's work his working in such areas of the firm as litigation, real estate, public and own responsibility. administrative law, and banking. "The total undergraduate experience is superb and it needs to Alone and We require good written and oral communication skills, the capacity ot master be preserved. It needs to be and organize a new body of knowledge quickly, and the ability and desire to nurtured, fostered, improved in Pregnant? interface with individuals from diverse backgrounds. We are seeking any way it can be. That is probably one of the basic items that comes • V\i' discuss all options individuals with graduate and/or undergraduate degrees. No previous legal out of the Self-Study with regard • Confident ial counsel i tig experience is required. to education. The other item that • Five pregnane) test comes out is that we have at the • Maternity care and adoption services A representative of the firm will be on campus Thursday and Friday, March 14 graduate level some areas that are and 15, 1985, to interview students interested in learning more about these recognizable, visible certainly 522-2800 around the state and the country, Homes ot St. Mark positions. Please contact the Career Planning and Placement Center to but could be made better with 1 louston.Tcxas schedule an interview. some additional resources. It's a All Faiths served job that takes some leadership For further information, contact Ms. Judy Boiling, (713) 651-2246. from the administration." The Rice Thresher, March 1, 1985, page 5 WRESHER FINE /IRTS MST's Little Victories illuminates women's struggles for beliefs

Little Victories of the story is dedicated to ago rather than almost six hundred problem of love. Susan falls in love Captain Battau. Battau is the more Main Street Theater different scenes depicting certain years ago. with Ben, a man whom she meets interesting and a scene in which the Through March 15 times in the life of each. Susan is trying to reach during her travels. He is kind, petite Joan is called upon to pull The Joan of Arc scenario deals California to speak at a women's intelligent, and wants her to marry him out of some mud is enjoyable Putting Susan B. Anthony and with her first days as a general and rally, and must travel through a him. However, she must consider to watch. Joan of Arc in the same play may leads up to the taking of Orleans. territory which is very rough and her work and reluctantly refuses David Born plays several small seem like a rather incredible idea. Joan is quite frustrated because of not at all used to women, much less his offer. Joan loves Captain roles, but does best as the saddle After all, the two lived almost 500 her soldiers' lack of loyalty and the a woman alone who wears pants Lavour; this is an even more tramp Double Ugly, who is years apart. However, both fact that they only think of her as a and has short hair. Meanwhile, a delicate situation, since he is under eventually won over to Susan's women fought for a cause and both poor farm girl at best, and a witch U.S. Marshall is chasing after her her command. philosophy regarding women's had to struggle as a result of their at the worst. to arrest her, because she voted. Vicki Bell is a sparkling Susan B. rights. John Early also fills several being female. Lavonne Mueller One of her captains is plotting to Mueller sets up parallels Anthony. She is winning, parts, doing well in all of them, has written an interesting play kill her, while her adjutant. between the two women. There are confident, and spirited. As Joan of although none were particularly dealing with the two and Main Captain Lavour, means to leave several "trial scenes" in which each Arc, Andrea Birkman also does memorable. Street Theater manages to present her to be killed by the English. woman is questioned concerning well, but the part is not as well In the end, both women win a quite good staging of this Eventually she wins Lavour's trust her actions. Joan is being written. In the supporting roles, some small victories. Both die production. and takes Orleans. questioned by the cardinals, while Theodore Luedemann plays believing themselves failures. As the play begins, Susan is a Susan B. Anthony is travelling Susan is on trial for voting. Both Captain Lavour and Ben Caleb, Their greatest victories occur' young girl and meets Joan. The out West in the play. This story are criticized for wearing men's the romantic interests for both after their deaths: in 1920, Joan of: two pledge their loyalty to each seemed much better written and clothing and both are called upon 1 women, quite nicely. Les Neal Arc is canonized, and women other. They meet and talk several more complete, probably because to justify their actions. portrays their antagonists, the receive the right to vote. times during the play, and the rest it occured only one hundred years U.S. Marshall and the treasonous The two must also deal with the —Karin Murphy' Gallery honors Bertha Jaques for contribution to U.S. etching Bertha Jaques somewhere in this time span, she Society of Etchers. between remarkable and just plain picture, and the overall effect was Gerhard Wurzer Gallery had three kids, all of whom died, She didn't stop there, but just nice — there were none that I rather eyecatching. moved to Chicago, and attended describing the beginning of her disliked. Although she leans 1 didn't like her prints of Japan 1 recommend that all etchers and the World's Columbian Exhibi- career should be enough, towards the picturesque, she as much. 1 found that she had people interested in women artists tion. It was here that she first especially in view of the fact that avoids sentimentality, and her remained uninfluenced by see this exhibit because Bertha developed an interest in etching; she was self-taught and a married attempts to reproduce sensitive Japanese art and printmaking, Jaques (1863—1941) is a real, if she bought a book and her woman of a certain social prestige lighting through line and preferring instead to render unrecognized, pioneer in her field. husband made her tools out of (in the early 1900's, this was a composition are carefully worked Japanese scenes with a Westerner's It is not that her works are surgical instruments. limitation). She helped organize and very rewarding. eye. I think this sums up Bertha pa rticularly dramatic or expressive She bought a press in 1897 etching societies throughout the One piece, called "Wreck — Jaques: she struggled more with - they're not. Still, they are (Chicago's first), and gave her first United States and yet, very little Maine Coast," exemplifies this. I the technicalities of printmaking consistently beautifully drawn and talk on printmaking and a credit has been given to her for her found it simple and passed it by, and with making it accessible than very serene. But their most demonstration of etching. She had efforts. but, upon viewing it from much with exploring etching as an impressive attibute is the woman her first exhibition in 1902, and in As for her work itself, the further back, it jumped out at me. expressive art form. behind them, and their history. 1910 she founded the Chicago sixty-nine prints 1 saw ranged The light appeared to shift in the —Sarah Jordan Bertha Jaques was born in 1863 in a little frontier town. At twenty- six she married a surgeon; Campanile Orchestra delivers enjoyable concert | Cocktail Waitresses | Campanile Orchestra at the Shepherd School of Music. the charm of the work, especially execute their parts with quite the necessary exactness, but were | Dancers | February 23 Contemporary composer in the pianissimo sections. Douglas Gordon Lilburn's Fortunately however, the strength rescued by the well-defined | $100 «4" per day | The Campanile Orchestra's "Aotearoa Overture (Land of the of the composition allowed it to melodies of the wind instruments. i i Saturday-evening performance Long White Clouds)" instantly override these flaws, communica- The Andante con Moto. | full & part-time, | included not only a beautiful captivated the audience with its ting most of Lilburn's lovely although it began unsteadily in the | days/nights 1 repertoire, but also a good unexpected full-bodied majesty. imagery. 'cellos, grew to rich German- no exper. necessary 1 rendering thereof. Composed of Frequent fluctuations of the Schubert's Symphony No. 5 in flavored tonality. Stellar 1 flexible hours for f performances by clarinet, flute, 1 students 1 Rice students and members of the dynamic levels coalesced to a B-flat Major found the violins oboe, and bassoon, performed by 1 immediate openings | Rice and Houston community, the beautiful impressionistic effect. much tighter but now with orchestra was conducted on the A lack of tightness, particularly tendencies towards squeakiness in Barry Smith, Linda Birtwistle, j 840-0565 I first two selections by Luke Sellers, among the strings — which sadly the Allegro. The broader, Pamela Ben, and Deanna Chryst 1 11 am to 6 pm, § and on the final by Blanton characterized much of the mellower tones of the Andante respectively, far outshone the mild confusion among the strings. I Mon-Fri I Alspaugh, both graduate students performance — drew away from con Moto remedied that problem, replacing it with the weakness of In the final Allegri the the violoncellos and contrabasses. orchestra, led by the horns, joined In the final movement, the together beautifully for the Allegro Vivace, however, both triumphant climax, ending the flaws disappeared as the orchestra concert with resounding power. built to a strong, clean close. The strengths outweighed STAR V WE The Campanile Orchestra weaknesses in the end, with the resumed their program with Campanile Orchestra delivering a DELIVER Beethoven's eternally popular nice concert and producing an PIZZA A Symphony No. 5 in C Minor (Op. enjoyable evening. ' DEV\ 67). 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monday feature women's musio chicken skin rice radio album music journal Are you a woman? Or do you have One brand-new, just-released a fondness for the female "touch" Tune in for bluegrass, folk and Every Sunday at 7 p.m., KTRU album played uninterrupted in music? If the answer to either of blues for three hours every presents a special news program. starting at ten. This record is so these questions is yes, or you just Wednesday night at seven. If Our news staff under the direction new, it usually isn't released until want to listen to Scheleen, tune in you're lucky, you will catch an of Henry de la Garza have the previous Friday and hasn't hit Mondays at 4 p.m. for Woman's occasional live performance from compiled a fast paced program Music and hear an hour of music the record stores yet. (Well, maybe our studio by artists like Preston touching city and campus topics. I exaggerate...) written, produced or just sung by women. Reed. For more details on Chicken The journal goes to the source of Skin Music, look at the playlist on the news with interviews of people thursday the next page. involved in events like the city feature album son light referendum on sexual orientation in city jobs, the University An older, classic album featured in In case you haven't tuned in to this calendar elections, and various theater its entirety every Thuresday at ten. extraordinary shift, it is composed performances on and off campus. Coming up: of two hours of Christian rock At seven and midnight Monday • March 7 — Ian Hunter: All every Sunday morning including through Friday, Susan and Cyndi American Boy, 1977. new and New Wave music by Read about even more KTRU • March 14 — Warren Zevon, 1976. give a rundown of everything Christian artists. The show begins happening at and around Rice programs on the back page of the • March 21 — Bruce Cockburn: folio. High Winds White Sky, 1977. with a feature album — new music from the daily food-service menu to • March 28 — ZZ Top: Tejas,1916. when we have it, otherwise an the River Oaks movie schedule. • April \ — Led Zeppelin, 1969. older record from our collection. The Calendar is a thorough The rice radio folio is a monthly compilation of the worthwhile publication of KTRU's programs, mutant rice radio entertainment in town. They give playlists and news. We welcome an extra special calendar on input from our listeners: hardcore Fridays at 7 p.m. and another suggestions, questions or requests. This is our music director's favorite Three hours of great reggae music special one with the Rice Radio We especially appreciate responces shift. Listen to an hour of punk and a D J with a terrific accent give Journal on Sunday at 7 p.m. directed at the folio itself. To get music with the volume turned up so this show an authentic Jamaican your own copy of the folio every you can't hear the neighbors' atmosphere. It begins with an hour news month, send your name and complaints. Wednesday at of Reggae Beat International, a address to KTRU. syndicated program of the best The news is brought to you every midnight. new Jamaican music. Listen every Friday at one o'clock. evening at five and nine by our KTRU is a non-profit organization hard working and incredibly directly affiliated with Rice s St m show organized news staff. KTRU's University. We can accept tax- Punk and New Wave music from consciencious broadcast gives you deductible donations to defer seven until ten, always including Relax to seven hours of great Jazz, pertinent news quickly and operating costs if cheques are sent exciting interviews with groups both old and new, every Sunday at without trying to sell you coffee in to KTRU, Rice University P.O. Box appearing locally. noon. between headlines. 1892, Houston, Texas 77251.

rice radio folio • march 1 986 • 1 rice radio playlist mutant hardcore Heavy Rotation Top eight or so: Gay Cowboys in Bondage Owen Marshmallow Strikes Again Sublapse Laurie Anderson United States Live Warner Bros. Various' Artists Party Animal Mystic Arms of Someone New Burying the Carnival Invisible Hand Manifest Destiny We Love Our Country... Mystic Bongos Beat Hotel RCA Don't No 7 Inch Mystic Billy Bragg Brewing Up With Billy Bragg CD Presents Husker Du New Day Rising , SST Crazy 8's Law and Order Red Rum RKL It's A Beautiful Feeling Mystic Husker Du New Day Rising SST 7 Seconds The Crew BYO Hunters And Collectors The Jaws of Life Slash Various Artists Desperate Teenage Lovedolls Gasatanka Jean-Michel Jarre Zoolook Dreyfus Long Ryders Native Sons Frontier 17 Pygmies Jedda by the Sea Resistance Smiths Meat is Murder Sire chicken skin playlist True West Drifters PVC Various Artists Beyond the Southern Cross Ink Records Ray Wylie Hubbard Caught in the Act Misery Loves Co. The Lost City Mad Dogs Waltz Across Texas Music Mountain Records Cathy Winter Breath on My Fire Flying Fish Moderate Rotation Lightning Hopkins Historic Recordings 1952-1953 Arhoolie Bob Dylan Real Live Columbia Big Country Steeltown Polygram Various Artists Bleeker and MacDougal Elektra Blue Trapeze Who Were You Then? Master Bedroom Patrick Ball Celtic Harp Vol. 2 Fortuna Records Butthole Surfers Another Man's Sac Touch & Go From a Distant Time Chris D./Divine Horseman Time Stands Still Enigma Jerry Rau Gypsy Roving Years Train on the Island A Drop in the Gray Certain Sculptures Geffen Sons of the Pioneers Columbia Historic Edition Columbia Everything But The Girl Sire Saniago Jimenez, Jr. Santiago Strikes Again Arhoolie Fall The Wonderful and Fright- Beggars Banquet Various Artists First Women Duets Folklyric ening World of the Fall Front Porch String Band Front Porch String Band Rebel Home and Garden History and Geography Afterhours Fenton Robinson Nightflight Alligator Naked Prey Down There James Cotton High Compression Alligator Nomads Outburst What Goesd New Grass Revival On The Boulevard Sugar Hill Ohama I Fear What I Might Hear Ohama Ian Tyson Old Corrals and Sagebrush CBS Poison 13 Wrestler Various Artists Country Windham Hill Red Guitars Sl< w to Fade Self Drive Ry Cooder Paris, Texas Warner Bros. Stockholm Monsters Alma Mater Factory Gary P. Nunn Home with the Armadillo Guacamole Times Hip Isn't It Skratch Kornog Premiere Green Linnet Frank Zappa Them or Us Barking Pumpkin Steve Goodman Santa Ana Winds Red Pajamas Robert Keen No Kinda Dancer Workshop Old and in the Way Old and in the Way Rounder Light Rotation Smith Sisters Bluebird Flying Fish Pete Sutherland Poorman's Dream Flying Fish

Android Sisters Songs of Electronic Despair Vanguard Animation Loud Day Vital Beat Farmers Tales of the New West Rhino Bluebells Sisters Sire Cabaret Voltaire Micro-Phonies Virgin ktru staff Corvairs Temple Fire Sourmash Danielle Dax Jesus Egg That Wept Awesome General Manager Jeff Matthews Del-Lords Frontier Days EMI Assistant General Manager John Knapp Diversions Here It Is DM John Fogerty Centerfield Warner Bros. Music Director Ray Shea John Hiatt Warming up the Ice Age Geffen DJ Director Mike Scott The Milkshakes They Came, They Saw, Pink Dust News Director Henry de la Garza They Conquered Omega Tribe No Love Lost Corpus Christi Chief Engineer Willy Hunt Pool 333 Enigma Engineering Director Mike Gladu Red Wedding Nails Business Director Diane Gilabert Various Artists Desparate Teenage Lovedolls Gasatanka Soundtrack Promotions Director Claire Wiggill Various Artists The Girls Can't Help It Rhino Program Director Bob Phillips Various Artists It's a Crammed, Crammed, Crammed Discs Development Director Debs Ramser Crammed World Wild Seeds Life is Grand Seed Special Programming Stan Barber Sports Director Art Rabeau P.S.A. Director Heather Gillespie Heavy Rotation Singles and EP's Secretary Cyndi Smith Publicity Director Carol Drummond Time Zone World Destruction Celluloid Dream Syndicate This is not The New Dream A&M Syndicate Album...Live! Tommy Keene Back Again (Try...) Dolphin Captain Beefheart The Legendary A&M Sessions A&M Flesh for Lulu Restless Polydor Simple Minds Don't You (Forget About Me) A&M Hurrah! Who'd Have Thought Kitchenware Joan Armatrading Temptation A&M Red Lorry, Yellow Ix>rry Hollow Eyes Red Rhino Roky Erick8on Don't Slander Me Dynamic Dali's Car The Judgement is The Mirror Paradox

Moderate Rotation Singles and EP's

Stranglers Skin Deep Epic Jah Wobble Voodoo Lago Idiot Savant The Rest On Down Blackberry Way Dengon Ferris Wheel Esync Zeitgeist Wherehaus Jamb Kickwood Joe King Carrasco Let's Get Pretty Indio Killing Joke Love Like Blood EG Skinny Puppy Nettwerk Stepford Husbands Why Aren't You There Cryptovision Mad Hatters Eve of Destruction Fuz International

The big three for this month are: The Smiths (yes, that's another album up there), Hunters and Collectors, and 17 Pygmies. Look for these names in the months to come: Flash in the Pan, Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry, new Stranglers LP, new Velvet Underground LP (!), Blasters EP, Prime Movers (the Boston ones, different from the California ones), Tupelo Chain Sex, Vipers, Guadalcanal Diary, and Plastic- land. The Music Director's new office hours are Mondays from 2 to 4 p.m. and Wednes- days from 2 to 10 p.m. They only eat their masters —S. Buchanan 2 • rice radio folio • march 1 88S DJ's outside the radio. the extraordinary

Wednesday, February 20, set. guitarist Preston Reed performed Fortunately, the quality of the live in Willy's Pub at Rice broadcast signal was quite good, University. His performance was giving the radio listeners a feast also broadcast live on KTRU. for the ears. Many called the radio Having seen Mr. Reed in concert that night wanting more before, I remain impressed by his information on Mr. Reed and accomplished mastery of the six- asking for directions to the Pub. and twelve-string guitars. His style This response was very encourag- reminds one of John Fehey or Leo ing to the people of the radio who Kottke, but there are also many engineered this performance. aspects of his sound and Preston Reed is a recording artist arrangements that are unique to for Flying Fish records and has Mr. Reed himself. two albums in print: Pointing Up While the performance that and Playing By Ear. The two evening was no less impressive albums are very different and than the previous performance on represent a progression of sorts in KTRU last summer, the atmos- Mr. Reed's style. Playing By Ear phere was somewhat different. has compression and reverb added Last summer, Mr. Reed was to some of the selections, broadcast from Anderson Fair, a enhancing the sound and making rather quiet place to which people it fuller. Selections from the come to meet their friends and talk. albums may be heard on the radio Music in the Pub seems to be most anytime, but are more likely regarded by the majority of to be heard during the Chicken customers as superfluous at best, Skin Music show on Wednesdays since only those within 25 feet of between 7 and 10 p.m. on KTRU. the stage seemed to be interested in We hope to be bringing more live the performance. The rest of the concerts to the radio in the future. crowd seemed intent on drowning Please stay tuned to the radio and out the orchestral-like technique of read the folio for more information. Mr. Reed on the stage. I believe this disturbed Mr. Reed greatly, —Stan Barber causing him to cut short his second Special Programming Director we love you, but a dj Us folks at KTRU have our we mean!), it's not that we don't playlist music, and we always like them (many of us do). It's just have our personal favorites. that some artists have had more Listener requests, though, are an than their share of airplay equally important source of ideas recently, and we're trying not to for general stuff to play; they also play them into the ground. A rare moment of relaxation for our News Director —S. Buchanan help enlighten the DJ's to more • Be listening to KTRU when you good music. Feel free to call us at make your requests. If you don't, 527-4050 if you think of anything you may be surprised to find that: you want to hear. To increase the i) The artist, or even the song, chances of getting your requests you were going to request is played, here are a few hints on currently playing; "request etiquette": ii) The Classics show is in • First of all, be nice. Nothing progress, and they won't get to makes a DJ want to play a request play the Dead Kennedys after all; less than hearing a listener insult or his (her) taste in music. Also, iii) KTRU is off the air, and they flattery can sometimes work won't get to play anything after all. wonders. (By the way, all of these situations • Know your request before you have happened more than once.) call, and the album it's on if you • Time your calls well. Around the know it. A DJ usually has lots of beginning or the end of a song, a things to do, and doesn't have DJ is busier than usual. Of course, much time to search for a when he's on mike, he can't answer particular song in a stack of the phone at all. (Some stations put albums. Speaking of time, don't get callers on the air; we don't.) upset if the D J can't talk to you for Fortunately, we can play most very long. Nine times out of ten, he requests. Unfortunately, we can't would love to sit and rap with you play all of them. If a DJ doesn't get on the phone, but things have to be around to your request, it may be written down, records cued up, etc. because of time constraints, or it etc. So, when a DJ gotta go, he may just be that your song never gotta go. really fits into the flow of things. • Request something unusual. We enjoy deejaying, and we like to KTRU tries to be as diverse as think that it's something of an art possible in its programming; for form. In other words, a heavy Pink example, we avoid repeating any Floyd cut doesn't always sound one artist in a given three-hour good right after an airy Squeeze shift. Don't expect results if you tune. But who knows? Sometimes request an artist that you just it might. DJ's don't know heard. Ask for something else. everything about music, and just Also, we try not to play the same about every one has discovered song too many days in a row. So, if good music because of listener you hear an abrupt "NO!" to your requests. So keep us educated. request for a particularly —James overplayed group (you know who Friday Mornings Alex works hard on and off mike. —S. Buchanan rice radio folio • march 1 985 • 3 monday tuesday Saturday Sunday 7 classics on the 8 radio 9

1 O son lite WA 1 • 1 1 VA 1I 1 2 art rock jazz noon feature 1 album rice • radio • 2 reggae • Wm 1I • • 3 • VA Ii • • women's 4 1I music •9 5 aW 11 • 6 • rice 1 chicken to the the s&m radio I skin show 8 point Journal 1 treasures music • • 9 of the • A sixties • w 1 O feature • feature hitch- album album hiker's 1 1 guide 1 1 2 midnight mutant no one 1 hardcore expects news daily at five and nine p.m.; calendar daily at seven p.m. and midnight | ktru • a 1 7 fir stereo t |progra m guide | art rock to the point no one expects Other things to look forward to are feature album live remote concerts, radio plays Join Roger Gray for Rice Most any Sunday a 1 a.m.,a group and interviews with performers There is something special about University's information services' of true wackos take over the station and other interesting people which the music of the late sixties and show at 7:05 p.m. every Thursday for a collection of things No One could occur at any time. When you early seventies that this feature Expects to hear on the radio. If you listen to the radio, you never know for discussions with Rice what you might hear. explores. Mostly British, the professors about current issues of were lucky, you might have heard groups selected "created an art- interest to the Rice and Walter Cronkite narrate a program form" rather than "cut an album." about the first moon landing. One The tradition begun by these surrounding community. Pro- Sunday had the crazies playing attention artists is carried on by Pink Floyd, grams and people will include: home-grown Rice songs and but few other contemporaries. This • Dagobert Brito of economics another brought a collection of rice all month's albums are: with "The Geneva Arms Talks." radio promos. Just try to guess • March 6 — Premiata Forneria • John A.S. Adams of Geology what will be on next Sunday! Marconi (PFM): The World, with "The Future of OPEC." Became the World. • Reese Duke of education with treasures off the • March 13 — Nektar: A Tab in the "The State of American Ocean. Education." sixties • March 20 — Aphrodite's Child: • Don Benjamin of religious An entire show devoted to that era, Caff Us! 666, (Sides 1 & 2). studies with "Crisis in the Catholic • March 27 — Aphrodite's Child: featuring obscure and forgotten 666, (Sides 3 & 4). Church." music. Airs every Tuesday at half • Stephen Klineberg of sociology past eight. with "Male and Female Differ- • requests classics ences in Social Issues." on the radio special 527-4050 up in the air programming Tune in every Saturday for twelve hours of non-operatic classical Tune in for the Rice Radio • Business music beginning at seven a.m. Telephone Talk Show, which will Generally each Saturday, the DJ's be making ocassional appearances hitchhiker's 527-4088 play several selections of a feature in February and March. Listen and guide composer, but we have run out of call in as we discuss issues of l~l news composers and must commision interest. Scheduled topics include: Sundays at 10 p.m., KTRU will new ones. By March 2, we will have Food and Housing at Rice, Meet broadcast the final episodes of the 527-4098 a whole slew of material to fill the English radio program on March 3 shift. Please feel free to call in the new Rice President, and requests to the DJ's. Homosexuality from the Inside and 10. The music alone is worth Out. tuning in for. 4 • rice radio folio • march 1 988 THIS FORTNIGHT by Karen Nickel

Galactic Entertainment Brahm's Piano Concerto No. 2. Soloists include Horacio Gutierrez, piano, and Gregg Henegar, Attention Sci-fi fans: the Creation Science Fiction contrabassoon. Tickets cost only $6 and $9 and are Convention presents two days of galactic available at Ticketron and the Houston Ticket entertainment on March 9 and 10 at the Astro Center. Call 224-4240 for more information on this AT KINKO'S! Village Hotel, 2350 South Loop West. Cosmic guest concert. celebrities include Jeff Yagher (Kyle Bates of V)&n& Merritt Butrick (David of Star Trek II and III). The xerox Marathon copier, that is You don't have to Auction:., trivia and costume contests, slideshows, race around town to get the very best copies Just stroll and tons of comics for sale are promised. The over to your conveniently located kinko's, and let our convention will be open from 11 a.m. to 8 p.m., with self-service Xerox Marathon do the fast moving for you advance tickets from Ticketron costing $9 and A tricentennial birthday concert featuring music by Bach, Scarlatti, and Handel will be presented by the tickets at the door costing $12. kinko's even makes it easy for you with our Open High School for the Performing and Visual Arts on Early/Open Late hours, our low prices, and our high Saturday, March 2 in the Alessandro Recital Hall at quality copies 4001 Stanford. Admission to this piano concert is Theatre $3. Further information can be had by calling 522- So come to kinko's to run the Marathon because 7811. Actor Ray Stricklyn brings his critically acclaimed kinko's wants you to be the winner' performance as Tennessee Williams in Confessions of a Nightingale to Alley Theatre's Large Stage for Art two Monday showings, March 18 and 25 at 8 p.m. This special production is offered in conjunction At the Museum of Fine Arts on March 7, Mr. Paul with the Alley's current production of Williams' N. Perrot will present a lecture on American and kinko's Sweet Bird of Youth. Stricklyn, who knew European Glass from the Industrial Revolution to A NATIONWIDE NETWORK OF ELECTRONIC PRINTSHOPS Tennessee Williams, is said to amazingly assume the World War I. Mr. Perrot, who served as Director of Clear Lake Area y 0f h /Gulf Freeway playwright's mannerisms, his charming frankness, the Corning Museum of Glass, as Assistant 989 Nasa Ra #1 4727 Calhoun #B the assuring but nervous laugh and his live-and-let- Secretary for Museum Programs at the Smithsonian Houston, Texas 77058 Houston, Texas 77004 live attitude. For ticket information on this Institution, and currently as Director of the Virginia (713 ) 480-6420 ( 713 ) 747-8088 performance, which marks Mr. Stricklyn's first Museum of Fine Arts, plans to discuss the appearance outside California, contact the Alley originality and creativity that flourished in this Box Office at 228-8421. medium. The free lecture begins at 6 p.m. Rice U./Med Center 2368 Rice Boulevard Houston, Texas 77005 (713) 521-9465 The Chocolate Bayou Theatre Company stages the Continuing exhibitions at the Museum of Fine Arts Southwest premiere of Michael Brady's To Gillian include Eleanor and Barbara: Photographs by On Her 37th Birthday, which opens March 8 and Harry Callahan, which features Callahan's symbolic Southwest Freeway Downtown continues to play Thursday, Friday, and Saturday photographs of his wife and daughter, through 2035 Southwest Freeway 2811 Main Street evenings at 8 p.m. at the Autry House, 6265 So. March 16 in the Romansky Gallery. Fresh Paint: Houston, Texas 77098 Houston. Texas 77002 Main Street. On her 35th. birthday, Gillian dies in a The Houston School, the first exhibition to survey (713) 520-9753 (713) 654-8161 boating accident. Two years later, her husband, the dynamic regional school of painting that David, still refuses to let her go. This poignant play developed in Houston, remains on display through Copies • Reductions • Enlargements received favorable reviews on its Broadway run. April 7 in the Cullinan Hall and Andrews Gallery. Passport Photos • Binding • And much more! Reservations and information will be provided when And The Armand Hammer Daumier Collection, an you telephone 528-0119. exhibition of some of Daumier's most famous STANLEY H. KAPLAN

The Imaginary Invalid, a comedy by Moliere, will be A REPUTATION THAT presented by the Channing Players on three consecutive weekends beginning with an 8:30 p.m. SPEAKS FOR ITSF.I ,F? curtain on March 1 and 2 at Channing Hall in the First Unification Church on Fannin. Tickets for the play, which is both directed and newly translated by Anthony Addison, cost $3 for people 65 and over and 18 and under, or $4.50 for the rest of us. Call 975-6939 for reservations. "'treasimr

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Let My People Come, Earl Wilson, Jr.'s hit Broadway musical comedy revue about contemporary attitudes toward sex and nudity, begins its run Wednesday, March 6 at the Humoreske Cabaret Theatre. The show promises FOR SAT's AND OTHtH total nudity and "earthy" lyrics. 1 don't know about jjsr EXAMS" this one, folks, make of it what you will (no pun THTHEE WALL STREET intended). Tickets for the reserved-seat, limited |f*K?rOCM>Wt£ - JOURNAL engagement are available at all Ticketron outlets One of Honore Daumier's many lithographs at the MFA and by telephone at 526-1709. lithographs, will be open until April 21 at the lower Jones and Masterson Galleries. For more information, call 526-1361.

Film The Main Street Theatre opens the musical comedy tot/* It's a Jungle Out There! at 8:30 on March 7. The Some really amazing movies will be showing at the River Oaks in the near future. The Houston show is an adaptation by Steve Garfinkel and c Marianne Pendino of a children's book by Peter premiere of Nicholas Roeg's Eureka continues RJMS Oat Lippman about alligators in the sewers of New through Saturday, March 2, with Giant, a movie with James Dean and Elizabeth Taylor, showing on York. Ted Giles, of the Nashville Academy Theatre, PREPARE FOR directs. 524-7998 is the number to call if you have Sunday with The Last Picture Show. On Monday. any questions about the performances. Erendira. by the rather bizarre writer Gabriel Garcfa Mcfrquez, will be screened with Marcel Camus's SAT-GMAT-LSAT-MCAT Black Orpheus. From March5 through March9. the AND OVER 35 OTHER STANDARDIZED EXAMINATIONS Music Houston premiere of Seeing Red. an Oscar nominee for Best Documentary, will be shown, and on March 10, you can see two great oldies, Singin'in the Rain i-H. Thank Goodness It's Friday, the Houston 986^4700 Symphony concert series, presents its fourth concert and Top Hat. On Tuesday, March 12, The 7011 S.W. Freeway Suite 100 on Friday, March 15 at 7 p.m. in Jones Hall. Sergiu Conformist and The Stranger play, on Wednesday. EDUCATIONAL Comissiona will conduct Haydn's Symphony No. Pink Flamingos and Female Trouble show, and The Houston, TX 77074 Natural and The Grev Fox finish out on Thursday. CENTER 92 ("Oxford"), Erb's Contrabassoon Concerto, and TEST PflERftflATlCM SPECIALISTS SMCE 1938

The Rice Thresher, March 1, 1985. page 7 THRESHER SPORTS Bears hammer final nails into Owls' coffin with 97-78 wipeout by Arthur Rabeau Conference championship. The basement to Rice and eliminated fired in a jumper, made a including another by (guess who?) Last year, the powerful upstart Rice Owls handed the the Owls from postseason play. breakaway layup, a free throw Carlos Briggs, sealed the Owls' Arkansas Razorbacks came to Hogs a three-point defeat — and As crucial games often turn out after another silly Rice foul, and doom. Briggs sat down with a tidy Autry Court ranked eighth in the promptly lost to the cellar- to be, this one was just plain awful. followed up another missed shot to 41 points (including an nation. The upstart Rice Owls dwelling Baylor Bears. The Owls For the first ten minutes of the expand the Baylor lead to ten. He unbelievable seven three-point handed the Hogs a three-point will go on to watch the conference game, the Owls staggered around had a great game in the first half plays) as resigning Baylor Coach defeat — and promptly lost to the tournament on television at home. the court like zombies (when they alone, tallying 22 points by Jim Hall'er emptied his bench in his cellar-dwelling Baylor Bears. The What made the Owls go from were moving at all) as the speedy intermission. las game at Heart O' Texas Owls went on to make the semi- their best game of the season to Bears picked off Rice passes, blew Coliseum. finals of the conference their worst in one week? Whatever through the lane for easj)"shots, Hines' 16 first period points kept tournament. the reason, it was the worst and converted an incredible the score to a tolerable 37-44 There was not much good news This week, the powerful possible time to do it. Wednesday's number of three-point plays. deficit, even though the Owls blew for the Owls, obviously. Razorbacks came to Autry Court embarrassing 97-78 rout by the Rice's special tactic was to atone a last shot opportunity which, (Hopefully they learned not to slap contending for the Southwest Bears guaranteed the conference for a mistake by making a couple fittingly enough, turned into a somebody's wrist after he releases more. Coach Tommy Suitts called Bear layup at the buzzer. a jump shot.) The real bright spot RUGBY a time-out after Baylor alley-oop Rice seemed finally ready to was the continued excellence of stuff gave the Bears a 17-10 lead. play when the second half started. Terrence Cashaw, who scored a The Owls responded by giving up a It was an illusion. After the Owls career high of 24 points Bears slosh past ruggers three point play to guard Carlos cut the Baylor lead to three points, Wednesday night. The 6' 7" junior Briggs and followed up beautifully they reverted to their sleepwalking has consistently pushed himself by Jim Humes Unevidenced by the one-sided with a turnover for an easy Baylor ways and the margin ballooned to beyond his limits this season, and The constant downpour that score. Rice played a good game, layup. Only some strong work 17 points only nine minutes later. is proving he belongs inside with inundated the Rice rugby field was and many players distinguished inside by center Terrence Cashaw Tracy Steele was poked in the eye, the flashi'er big men of the SWC. not enough to keep the Ruggers themselves. Steve Vobach kept Rice within hailing distance. and the rest of the team played like from trying their skills last exhibited excellent tackling and they had suffered the same injury. Cashaw, along with the rest of The Owls finally loosened up Saturday. Going against the scrum play, while the quick feet of Tony Barnett fouled out with five his teammates, will take on the and began playing some tough experienced Baylor Strikers from hooker Mark Morehouse gave minutes left, ordinarily a disaster Texas A&M Aggies at 7:30 p.m. man-to-man defense, closingto 27- their medical school in town. Rice Rice the advantage in scrum- for Rice, but this night the big Saturday in College Station. It will 30 as Greg Hines and Jeff tried unsuccessfully to keep their downs. Both Mark Tucker and senior's early exit caused nary a be the last game in the Rice careers Crawford teamed up on a steal and heads above water. Walter Chip Boland revealed their animal ripple. of seniors Tony Barnett, Tracy layup with eight minutes left in the Keneally. possessed by the rugby natures at the wing-forward Steele, and John Witten, and also first half. Then the wheels fell off. demon, scored Rice's only points positions, wreaking havoc on The Owls showed signs of life that of Tom Miler,-who is headed Tracy Steele drew his third as Baylor splashed its way to a 20- Baylor with bone-jarring smucks after Barnett's disqualification, for medical school. If the Owls personal foul, and John Witten to-7 victory. and powerful running. In spite of reeling off eight straight points to come out as loose and confident as was forced to guard the much Baylor started the first half the earlier conflicts, both teams close within ten on Hines'jumper they were against Arkansas, they faster Briggs. The 6' 1" junior quickly, scoring two tries and retired to the post-game keg in with 3:12 remaining. But two more should end the ^5 season the right transfer from Detroit promptly converting on one. It was not until good spirits. three-point plays by Baylor, way. the end of the first half that Rice Rice's second side had the same got on the board, with Keneally OWLOOK/by Steve Mollenkamp luck as the first, losing their match kicking an up-and-over from 25 10 to nothing. Waiting to play in yards out and pouncing on it in the cold rain for an hour, with the Baylor's end/one. Failing to field resembling mire, contributed Losses can't hide Owls' drive to win convert. Rice ended the first half to the second-team Rugger's It doesn't matter really. It players it doesn't matter. half and made several challenges in down 10 to 4. inability to realize a scoring effort. doesn't matter that we lose a lot of I've never seen Rice play harder the second half. The second half echoed the first, But the match did provide valuable basketball games or that we're than they did in that game against Rice played their best and lost with Baylor once again coming out experience for many new players battling to stay out of last place in UH. They went back and forth the and you can be happy with that, strongly and taking control. With and allowed everyone to get the Southwest Conference. We'll whole game trying to keep up with but nobody ever is. I've probably powerful scrum play and excellent muddy. all still graduate and find a job at a team that I think was better. seen Rice play about forty times. support from their backs, Baylor the oil company of our choice. Ill Most of UH's players are highly There's been some good ones too. was able to tack two more tries and Tomorrow, the Rice Rugby club still want to be a bigtime sports recruited. They play their game We helped knock UT out of the top will kick off Spring Break against one conversion onto their score. journalist. Baked fish will still be well. They'll take the ball away twenty freshman year. We upset the Galveston squad in a 2:00 Keneally scored a final time for served on Sundays. from you and take it to the hoop Arkansas last year and made it to Rice on a penalty kick, before the match on the island. Looking for before you can react. They move the semi-finals in the tournament. referee prematurely stopped the revenge for the defeat Galveston I've learned to take losing with a up and down court as fast as This year we beat Notre Dame. But match due to fighting: cheap shots handed Rice in last fall's final grain of salt. It happens a lot. Yet anybody. They score from all over. for every big win I can remember, from Baylor ignited the normally tournament, the Ruggers will every time I see the Owls lose, I It's not the best team UH has had they're have been three losses like cool tempers of Mike Glass and travel to Galveston expecting have to tell myself it doesn't in the last few years; in fact, it's Saturday's to spoil everything. better results. Mark Leising matter. I think about how hard our probably the worst, but they still I don't know how to say it, but I team tries, how long they practice, have Alvin Franklin and Rickie wish after four years at Rice, the how they make it through this Winslow. They were playing at Owls were playing for first place school while playing forty hours a home and they haven't been instead of last. I want to see our WHAT BEST DESCRIBES week and traveling all over the decimated by injuries like Rice has players push the ball back in UH's state. I want Rice to win, but they been this year. face. I'd like our players to slam THE DINING HALL'S want to win ten times more than 1 We stayed with them though. home the winner. I'd give anything do. We scored when they scored, we to see Rice make it to the final four. We don't have to win every game. I Last weekend, I went to the made our free throws, we made our layups, we got our rebounds. We just wish we'd have our turn. Lord SPAGHETTI? game against University of kept up with them through the first knows the team deserves it. It looks like.... Houston. I saw Tony Barnett score 36 points and Greg Hines dish in another 34. I watched Tracy Steele WOMEN'S BASKETBALL Then come and feast on 11 dribble down the court with a great spaghetti sauces. broken hand. I saw John Witten All made-from-scratch, stand and take four charges. My Arkies pummel cagers and for under $5. SUlBHOtJS* favorite player,Terrence Cashaw, A unique place to enjoy fought his way beneath the basket by Antonio Torres 16-2 tear at that point. I would like the Pastatively Good" times. for rebounds. And when the game The L.ady Owls suffered yet to point out that the officials must Open lunch and dinner. another conference loss, this time have been like "bats out on a sunny 901 Commerce was over, I saw Rice walk out of at Travis, 229-9715 Hofheinz Arena with five fewer at the hands of the Lady day" on the Rice end of the court points than the Cougars. Tell the Razorbacks from yonder there in during this run, following the "no Arkansas. The final score does not autopsy, no foul" policy. On the reflect the kind of game this was. Arkansas end, however, they were inc. The score was tied numerous times like microscopes, calling fouls village Cheese Shop in the first half and when Arkansas invisible to the naked eye. Rice took the lead 22-20 at the 5:00 ended with three of its top players A'V mark, the Owls countered with an with four or more fouls. No one in Now Open at our New location. 8-0 run. 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The Rice Thresher, March 1, 1985, page 8 FOOTBALL Grid squad kicks offspring practice with QB spot in air by Andy Kopplin well in his first year as Rice opponents gained an average "We've got to improve our in much better shape. Brown Working to get the best quarterback; he can get better." of 432.4 yards while scoring an secondary since we've lost people remembers, "Last spring was performances out of four potential Overton led the 1984 Owls with average of 34.7 points per game on there," Brown says, pointing out tough. We didn't even have hardly quarterbacks, to plug holes in their 1,620 yards in total offense, but the Owl defense. Last year. Brown that defensive stalwarts Tommy enough guys to practice with." defensive secondary, and to was often an erratic passer, recalls, "we just consistently could Harris and Dwayne Holmes are This year, however. Brown expects revitalize their kicking game, the throwing 16 interceptions on the not stop people." graduating this spring. Hopes for about 70 players to participate in Rice Owls football team began season. Brown also complimented success in the defensive backfield spring workouts. "We may look at The inexperience of last year's spring practices Monday, the play of Mark Comalander, for next year focus on Alvin different people at different places defensive squad added to Brown's February 25. who completed 51.4 percent of his Reddig, a Rice blue-chip recruit in this spring, moving some defensive difficulties. "We ended the season passes last season and passed for 1982. Reddig sat out most of last guys to offense and offensive guys with freshmen and sophomores as Head Coach Watson Brown over 300 yards in two contests. "I season with an ankle injury. "Alvin to defense," he states. "Our goal is our front seven starters on predicts that the quarterback think Mark did well — when he will be good to have back," says to get the best 22 guys on the field. defense." He hopes the experience competition will lead to the most stayed healthy enough to play." Brown. This spring well try to find who they gained from this playing time excitement in spring workouts. "If Comalander played in only six of The other area of primary those 22 are." should help both in spring there's anything that's gonna be the eleven games last season. concern for Brown is the kicking practices and when the season Spring practices conclude with fun to watch it'll be the Brown happily predicts great game. "We've got to get one of our begins this fall. However, Brown the annual alumni game on quarterbacks. Three or four of competition among the quarter- punters to come through. We also points out that those seven Saturday, April 13. Next season, them will be lined up and going back candidates but shows struggled with that all last season." underclassmen do not have their the Owls face a tough schedule, after one another to see who comes warranted concern with his Both punters from last year, starting positions already sewn up playing seven of last year's bowl out on top." Starting QB's from defense. "1 think defense is where DeWayne Burnett and Steve Kidd, for next year. "They'll all be back teams. Rice's preparation for next last year, Kerry Overton and Mark we have to get better if we want to are out this spring, working to but there are some good redshirted year's challenge resumes again Comalander, will be fighting be competitive," asserts Brown. improve their averages and kids who are going to compete for when two-a-days start in mid- against sophomore Eddie Remembering last season's 46-to- consistency. Last season, Burnett those spots, too. They're all going August. Rice's first game is in Burgoyne, who spent last year on 40 defeat at the hands of Baylor, punted 47 times for an average of to have to fight." September against Bernie Kosar the bench with injuries, and junior- Brown points out, "We're going to 39.3 yards per kick. Kidd punted and the University of Miami, at college transfer Travis Williams, to score some points — we'll find a In addition to improving "the 25 times, averaging 36.8 yards an Rice Stadium. Last year, Kosar keep their top spots. According to way to do that. But really, you win defensive line. Brown also sees a attempt. "Hopefully," Brown ripped Rice with three touchdowns Brown, "Kerry Overton played ballgames with good defense." need to patch up the secondary. comments, "we'll get both of them and 368 yards passing. "Well to come through." know right quick if we're playing Overall, Brown is looking any better defense," Brown points forward to a good spring. "Our ,out, "especially in the secondary,." defense and our kicking game are But, on a more positive note, the the two areas we need to improve Owls will also be facing Lamar, the most, and we Ye got the time to do only team Rice beat last year, at it." Compared to last year, Rice is home in September.

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The Rice Thresher, March I, 1985, page 10 AROUND CAMPUS William Aitken, chief justice. soon as possible. where ever you end up, remember GSA will elect officers March 21 Brown College's production of the special phrase — chili sauce. at 7 p.m. If you wish to serve as an Lynn Weekes Uncommon Women and Others officer, contact your departmental will run from March 19-23. iipeinr representative or one of the current WaJe Guiday and Miquel Mitch Neurock A vegetarian cooking officers for information. Felipe Rosa won the Jones College Thank you to all who demonstration and dinner will be Frances Egler Beer-Bike T-shirt contest. participated in the Platelet Drive held in the Brown commons every Petitions are due today for the positions of associate justices, off- Have a great vacation. at the University of Texas medical Saturday at 5:30 p.m. The cost is campus representatives, and Terry Hlldebrandt fschool last week. It was a great $2. These dinners are sponsored by members-at-large. The election Nominating petitions for success. the Rice University Vegetarian Cooking Club. For more will be held March 12. Honor Council at-Large positions Plane Rlellnger College Night is March 22 in the information call 522-8482. Suites roomjack is March 14. and the SA treasurer position are Set construction for the Rice Memorial Center. There will Have a good break. due in the SA office by 3 p.m. Shakespeare play begins today and be an open bar. Signups will begin r, March 1,. continues through March 4. Please on March 13. Be sure to specify The HonorCouncil referendum, help. Sign up on the glass in the your choice of section (loud, quiet, Pave Golimowskl the SA referendum and the Honor smoking, non-smoking, etc.). Chris Moore outer commons to help with the The deadline for having Council at-large election will be stage crew and publicity for the Campanile pictures taken is today. If you can swallow liquids, vou March 12. The SA treasurer play. If you wish to have your picture probably have what it takes to be election will be March 19. Plan to attend an explanation of included in the Wiess College on the Beer-Bike chugging teams. We still might get a new Beer- room draw on March 14. Linda Haugen section of the yearbook, make The first practice is scheduled for Bike track this semmester. For Congratulations to the The deadline for having pictures arrangements with Vince Hu. today at 5 p.m. at Valhalla. more details see the SA minutes. following new cabinet members: taken for the Campanile is today. If you have any ideas about how Anyone interested in the bike The next SA Senate meeting will Margi Wald, educational vice- Off-campus members need to> to spend Ambience Fund dollars teams should contact Jerry Fowler be at 9 p.m. March 12. in the Kyle president; Liz Barton, external submit pictures to Mary or arrange to beautify our college, talk to at x3813 or Kaye Lemke at x3476. Morrow Room. vice-president; Mike Hogan, for a photo session by signing the George Hampton. executive vice-president; and paper beside the lobby elevator as Have a great spring break, and

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The Rice Thresher, March 1, 1985, page 11 PAID ADVBTISaiEHTS^^^- I do my thing and you do your Q: What do you do when you are Do guppies explode in your thing. I am not in this world to live the only junior guy in your college kitchen? Do you have trouble with up. to your expectations, and you who doesn't have a guaranteed unsightly hare? Do high pressure CALENDAR are not in this world to live up to space on campus next year? sales tactics make you so mad you fri mar I mine. You are you and I am l. And A: You try to become B&G rep, could just... •Media Center: History of Animation, Part II, 7:30. if by chance we find each other, it's even if you are incompetent. *** FRL/1 Animator Paul Tassie, creator of the special effects for beautiful. If not, then not. "After all this time, you'd think the movie Dune, will be on hand to introduce the *** "You know, it might be fun to be those two would have finally program. Other than being an asshole, he Back Page Editor." realized theyVi be better off being • River Oaks: Eureka, 6:15, 8:45. was a wonderful guv. 'Yeah, 1 thought about it, but you lovers than friends." »*«• have to be a homosexual." —Baker Common***s sat mar 2 Little Red, Harold and Maude •Today is the first day of midterm break. Live it up. You don't need a gun, just an "Every now and then, that fire hose SAT/2 •Today is the last day to view "Monumental Islamic absent roommate. It's not in the job description. looks like a hell of a lot of fun. Got Architectural Calligraphy from India." 12 noon to 5 Love, -blr any Vaseline?" p.m., Sewall Gallery. • Media Center: The Bride Wore Black, 7:30; Mississippi Wolf —overheard, *** BARRY IS OUR NEW SA Baker stairway Mermaid, 9:10. "In principle, the force that drives PREZ? 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