Notre Dame Scholastic, Vol. 140, No. 04

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ONE 18-INCH PIZZA WITH 3 TOPPINGS FOR$12.00 EVERY DAY 11.9 u.S. 31 (just north of campus) Open forcarryout,delivery &dine-in 11 :00 to 1 :30 Lunch .. Animal House 4:00 to 10:00Sundayto "fhursday . San Diego. Washington, DC. Philadelphia. South Bend is rarely 4:00 t011 :00 Friday and Saturday included in any list of cities with great zoos, but South Bend's own Potawatomi Zoo is nothing to be scoffed at. Boasting animals from ·273-3890: around the world, the zoo offers something for children of every age, even college students. by Joseph Gallagher "AI/Homemade - 100% Real Cheese" Password Protected? e Weoffe( FREE DELIVERY to Notre Dame's·and. In an age where e-mail has practically replaced the post office as a means of communication, a break-in on the campus Saint Mary's campuses. wide computer network can strike fear in a computer dependent community. by Tina Zurcher

last year The Cost of Service by Jake Mooney 10 Spinning Success by Jeremy Sony 13 Restricted Parking by Anne French 14 Life of the Party by Melissa Kalas 20 Out of the Shadows by Corey Spinelli 22 Southern Comfort by Jennifer Johnson 26 .~ Departments a:i!! ; J o From the Editor 2 a. C/) Letters 3 ou. > ND Notebook 5 C/) W I Man on the Street 7 a: ::J 12 _ uo Campus Watch ./? Splinters 21 o 28 - if Out of Bounds ow hiring On Other Campuses 29 www.nd.eduj Week in Distortion 30 delivery drivers Calendar 31 1809 South Bend Avenue Final Word 32 Across from Papa John's Pizza ~scholast at Campus Shoppes (full menu on inside back cover) UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME-OCTOBER 8,1998 Bruno's Pizza, MAG A Z N E

Flying Saucers tJ) Check out the A century ago, college students invented the frisbee when Bai Ju's . a couple of Ivy Leaguers made flying disks out of their cafeteria plates which had been manufactured by the Frisbee Corporation. Today, college students are bringing Noodle House issues you missed it to a new level with groups like Notre Dame's ultimate Chinese Cuisine // frisbee team. by Tom Repetto last year The Cost of Service by Jake Mooney 10 Spinning Success by Jeremy Sony 13 Restricted Parking by Anne French 14 Life of the Party by Melissa Kalas 20 Out of the Shadows by Corey Spinelli 22 Southern Comfort by Jennifer Johnson 26 .~ Departments a:i!! ; J o From the Editor 2 a. C/) Letters 3 ou. > ND Notebook 5 C/) W I Man on the Street 7 a: ::J 12 _ uo Campus Watch ./? Splinters 21 o 28 - if Out of Bounds ow hiring On Other Campuses 29 www.nd.eduj Week in Distortion 30 delivery drivers Calendar 31 1809 South Bend Avenue Final Word 32 Across from Papa John's Pizza ~scholast at Campus Shoppes (full menu on inside back cover) UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME-OCTOBER 8,1998 ~ her natural habitat. There's just something pus Life editor. We 'realso looking for more about watching and observing a strange writers, photographers and page designers. o creature that attracts people. It's the lure of I- If you are interested, particularly in sports - Welcome the zoo. writing, call the magazine at 1-7569. Women have valid opinions o Beyond the Notre Dame campus, South w Bend offers another zoo, the Potawotami r w to the Zoo. The animals are a little tamer, but just ~~ m as fun to look at. For our cover story, Joe Managing Editor about sports -I I -I I- Gallagher spent some time with the mon- m Nare t keys and turtles this week. You can read about his adventures on page 16. iO ~ 36 Years Ago: C/) Dear Editor, men on campus. have followed the Cardinals since I was a o I mean no insult to Ms. Shannon or Ms. child. Maybe it's because I myself have ~ sincerely hope that I am not the only Fashek. I merely wish to point out that there been wrapped up in the chase since Mr. LL Dame Zoo Also Inside Curfews, and student (male or female) on campus are several women who could have offered McGwire was just a few "long ones" short You probably got the e-mail three weeks I who noticed the hypocrisy hidden a more relevant response than, "Who are of breaking the record last fall. Maybe it's ago and deleted it without a second thought. within the latest installment of our esteemed they?" If this particular issue was intended because I've always been a fan of the game t begins on Thursday afternoons before More But what you didn't read might hurt you. Scholastic Magazine. The September 24, to promote the view of women on campus itself. My reasons for writing are not impor football weekends. Olderpeopledressed I Hackers are getting the hang of breaking he September 28, 1962, issue of 1998, installment focused on the issue of as intelligent, informed, competent people, tant. What matters is the fact that women do in plaid and ear-to-ear smiles start mill into the Notre Dame Computer Network. Scholastic described some disturb gender discrimination that seems to be all then why print such a degrading portrayal of care about issues such as baseball, football, ing around South Quad, asking for direc T TinaZurcherlooks at the university'S com ing new rules that applied to the too prevalent on this campus. While I have women? Printing this only strengthens the hockey, etc. When asking a question con tions to the bookstore, which they're usu puter security problems, the possible solu freshman class. no comment on the articles directed at this discrimination that women face on this cam cerning the "people" of Notre Dame, let us ally standing beside. Footballs go flying tions and how this affects you on page 8. issue, my complaint comes from the seem pus. Why encourage people to look upon not forget that the female population also across campus and 12-year-olds appear in The Notre Dame Law School encourages Unlike upperclassmen, freshmen ingly neutral "Man on the Street" segment. women with the ignorant stereotype that we has an informed opinion to offer. the student section of the stadium. There's a students to take part in public service. But have their electric power shut Photographer and Managing Editor know nothing, nor care about sports? line at the grotto and you can forget about unlike many other law schools, the univer off at midnight, get only three midnight Allison Fashek forgot that there are women There are several reasons why this over Rosemary Sage going out to eat or finding a parking space, sity provides no means for students to take permissions a week and are required to on this campus who care about the home run sight by Scholastic has hit me so hard. Senior, Lewis Hall period. There's popcorn, peanuts and sud these often low-paying jobs in the face of attend study periods set up by the rec chase just as much as, if not more than, the Maybe it's because I'm from St. Louis and denly not enough sidewalk paths to choose accumulated debt. Jake Mooney looks into tors. from. Parents, relatives, friends and com the problem on page 10. And if you've Freshmen have cause for hope, how plete strangers take over, walking through always wanted to spin the wheel with Vanna ever. One Freshman Hall rector told the DeBartolo, peering into dorm rooms and and Pat but never had the guts to do anything Scholastic: "It is possible that, ifthefirst eating at the dining halls. about it, check out Jeremy Sony's story on semester goes well, the freshmen will be So why do they come time after time? page 13. allowed all-night lights." What are they looking for? Beyond the normal pilgrimage to the sta Can't let them get too crazy. Next dium, they come to the zoo that is Notre thing you know, they'll be asking for Dame out of natural curiosity. They want to Help Wanted coed dorms and permission to drink in spy. They want to feed the animals. They Scholastic is now accepting applications the halls. want to see the Notre Dame student in his or for Campus Life editor and assistant Cam- -MWS Wanna Write? Call Scholastic Ifinterested, contact Corey Spinelli at 1-7569 or pick up an application in the basement of SDH 2 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE SCHOLASTIC 3 OCTOBER 8/ 1998 OCTOBER 8/ 1998 MAGAZINE ~ her natural habitat. There's just something pus Life editor. We 'realso looking for more about watching and observing a strange writers, photographers and page designers. o creature that attracts people. It's the lure of I- If you are interested, particularly in sports - Welcome the zoo. writing, call the magazine at 1-7569. Women have valid opinions o Beyond the Notre Dame campus, South w Bend offers another zoo, the Potawotami r w to the Zoo. The animals are a little tamer, but just ~~ m as fun to look at. For our cover story, Joe Managing Editor about sports -I I -I I- Gallagher spent some time with the mon- m Nare t keys and turtles this week. You can read about his adventures on page 16. iO ~ 36 Years Ago: C/) Dear Editor, men on campus. have followed the Cardinals since I was a o I mean no insult to Ms. Shannon or Ms. child. Maybe it's because I myself have ~ sincerely hope that I am not the only Fashek. I merely wish to point out that there been wrapped up in the chase since Mr. LL Dame Zoo Also Inside Curfews, and student (male or female) on campus are several women who could have offered McGwire was just a few "long ones" short You probably got the e-mail three weeks I who noticed the hypocrisy hidden a more relevant response than, "Who are of breaking the record last fall. Maybe it's ago and deleted it without a second thought. within the latest installment of our esteemed they?" If this particular issue was intended because I've always been a fan of the game t begins on Thursday afternoons before More But what you didn't read might hurt you. Scholastic Magazine. The September 24, to promote the view of women on campus itself. My reasons for writing are not impor football weekends. Olderpeopledressed I Hackers are getting the hang of breaking he September 28, 1962, issue of 1998, installment focused on the issue of as intelligent, informed, competent people, tant. What matters is the fact that women do in plaid and ear-to-ear smiles start mill into the Notre Dame Computer Network. Scholastic described some disturb gender discrimination that seems to be all then why print such a degrading portrayal of care about issues such as baseball, football, ing around South Quad, asking for direc T TinaZurcherlooks at the university'S com ing new rules that applied to the too prevalent on this campus. While I have women? Printing this only strengthens the hockey, etc. When asking a question con tions to the bookstore, which they're usu puter security problems, the possible solu freshman class. no comment on the articles directed at this discrimination that women face on this cam cerning the "people" of Notre Dame, let us ally standing beside. Footballs go flying tions and how this affects you on page 8. issue, my complaint comes from the seem pus. Why encourage people to look upon not forget that the female population also across campus and 12-year-olds appear in The Notre Dame Law School encourages Unlike upperclassmen, freshmen ingly neutral "Man on the Street" segment. women with the ignorant stereotype that we has an informed opinion to offer. the student section of the stadium. There's a students to take part in public service. But have their electric power shut Photographer and Managing Editor know nothing, nor care about sports? line at the grotto and you can forget about unlike many other law schools, the univer off at midnight, get only three midnight Allison Fashek forgot that there are women There are several reasons why this over Rosemary Sage going out to eat or finding a parking space, sity provides no means for students to take permissions a week and are required to on this campus who care about the home run sight by Scholastic has hit me so hard. Senior, Lewis Hall period. There's popcorn, peanuts and sud these often low-paying jobs in the face of attend study periods set up by the rec chase just as much as, if not more than, the Maybe it's because I'm from St. Louis and denly not enough sidewalk paths to choose accumulated debt. Jake Mooney looks into tors. from. Parents, relatives, friends and com the problem on page 10. And if you've Freshmen have cause for hope, how plete strangers take over, walking through always wanted to spin the wheel with Vanna ever. One Freshman Hall rector told the DeBartolo, peering into dorm rooms and and Pat but never had the guts to do anything Scholastic: "It is possible that, ifthefirst eating at the dining halls. about it, check out Jeremy Sony's story on semester goes well, the freshmen will be So why do they come time after time? page 13. allowed all-night lights." What are they looking for? Beyond the normal pilgrimage to the sta Can't let them get too crazy. Next dium, they come to the zoo that is Notre thing you know, they'll be asking for Dame out of natural curiosity. They want to Help Wanted coed dorms and permission to drink in spy. They want to feed the animals. They Scholastic is now accepting applications the halls. want to see the Notre Dame student in his or for Campus Life editor and assistant Cam- -MWS Wanna Write? Call Scholastic Ifinterested, contact Corey Spinelli at 1-7569 or pick up an application in the basement of SDH 2 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE SCHOLASTIC 3 OCTOBER 8/ 1998 OCTOBER 8/ 1998 MAGAZINE -, . , ;. ' \... . '. " . - " ~

1 I PULP FICTION Q&A zl 01 lQuestions with I Zl Brand New o The dining halls have changed juice brands - --I m but NDH is a bit behind OJ z s you toted your tray around the food leftover from purchases made in the sum oen o 01 stations in the new South Dining mer. "We have a lot of product. We have to a: ~ FR. ZACHARY HAYES A J: Oi Hall Food Market ormanuevered past run through the remainder of the stock be U ""X'l a: ,,, ~ Prof. Of Systematic Theology, Catholic Theological Union the new seating arrangement at North Din fore we can switch over to Sunkist," Bowles a: I w ing Hall, you may have noticed a change says. tii a. this time in the juice you drink. Along with Employees are pouring the leftover juice "The Dynamic ofLove in an Unfolding Creation" the addition of a Burger King in the Huddle only at North Dining Hall, however, while Mary Szekendi and a Starbucks in Reckers, the dining halls those who dine at South are now enjoying Audio-Visual assistant manager have joined the brand-name craze. Both the Sunkist brand. No exact reason for the dining halls switched juice companies from juice disparity could be given, but Bowles As libraries go, H esburghLibrary is pretty Library Auditorium the Vitality brand to the widely known believes it may have something to do with darn big. In the midst of its endless stacks, Sunkist. the extra space available at North. "!think it members of Hesburgh Librmy's staff are October 16, 1998 According to Purchasing Manager Dan might be a storage consideration," he says. often casually overlooked, despite the im 7:00pm Crimmins, the change stems from a number Sunkist will soon replace Vitality juice as portance oftheirjobs. One ofthese employ Reception Following of factors, including service, cost and taste. thirsty students polish off the remaining ees is Mmy Szekendi, Audio-Visual assis North Dining Hall Operations Manager stock. But for now juice inequality remains. tant manager, who has been working at the Library Lounge Barry Bowles also notes that Sunkist offers Let the picketing begin. second floor for almost a year. a higher quality product. The most influen -James Pastore tial factor, however, was What is one word that you would use to label recognition. "The LEFTOVERS. An NOH employee fills the juice dispensers describe your position on the Audio Fr. Hayes' sharing of biggest difference is that with a Vitality brand juice. Visual staff? people feel more comfort ~"""''' I would say challenging. The most impor .TEILHARD DE CHARDIN'S vision oflove able with the brand '~.'" ~.,.. tant is the challenge of understanding the is especially relevant for our time! name," Crimmins says. "'"--- very service that you are providing - music. Despite the change, ob servant students who fre What is your most memorable experi quent North Dining Hall ence? may have noticed the For me it has been constantly memorable. It is Sunkistmachines being very exciting forme to meet the professors and $5.00 Charge filled with Vitality brand students and learn more about them. juices. The reason for the Free with ND/SMC Student I.D. continued use of the Vi How do you feel that you rank in seniority at tality brand lies in the fact the library? that the dining halls pur It is interesting that you ask that question, chase juice by the truck because as a matter of fact, the library re load. The Vitality juice is cently changed certain levels of certain de SPONSORED BY: partments. I am currently a permanent part Ivl~~"I~ICULTURAL EXECUTIVE COUNCIL time worker. Several students have stopped working in the Audio-Visual Center after very short periods of time. Do you have any idea why this is so? As far as I can recollect, the students have always been pretty consistent and diligent.

Does tension and/or anger between stu dent workers and "real" workers like yourself ever arise? No. Never. If there ever is a problem of any sort, it is immediately addressed. continued on next page +- 4 SCHOLASTIC SCHOLASTIC 5 MAGAZINE OCTOBER 8, 1998 OCTOBER 8, 1998 MAGAZINE I ~ Q&A SPINNING WHEELS ~I o continued from previous page Why do students' »1 o 'play Nintendo WRITING Z! co How many hours a week do you work? Putting the Pedal to the Metal L.U 29 hours. I would prefer more, but I am also . rather than ,debate" I- on call for security, so it is difficult to keep The university may be buying more bike racks 01 those two from conflicting. campus issues? REASON ZI o ccording to du Lac, Notre Dame is a Assistant Vice President for Residence Z What annoys you the most about the Apedestrian campus. Access to central Life Bill Kirk believes the problem is one of What's a university without debate? I,"'1 Audio-Visual Center? campus is restricted to walkers, disorganization. "The problem is that most mi o Oh, that is easy! Students always come up to bladers, boarders and bicycles. Of these, existing racks may not be in convenient Z the desk and ask for "that movie" with "that biking is fast becoming the most popular locations, so students leave their bikes wher (1)1 guy" in it and expect me to somehow absorb cause to question whether we as students are ..,i means of getting around campus, and bike ever they please," Kirk says. He believes BY SCOTT CULLEN the picture from their mind. carrying our academic pursuits with us be AJi rack space is growing harder to find. students need to change their habits. "[We mi A recent Notre Dame study found that need to] let [students] know where the exist t was another late night in the dorm. yond' commitments in the classroom. Un m How do you provide yourself with suste roughly one out of every five students owns ing racks are to prevent random bike park IAssignments were due and people were fortunately, apathy is a word that often finds .., nance during your tedious work day? a bicycle. The limited bike rack space, espe ing and to take procrastinating. That's when the juniors its way into descriptions of student life on We are usually allowed 15 minutes to run PILE-UP. Classtime bicycle our campus, particularly concerning the area cially in high traffic areas, poses some prob pressure off piles, like this one outside in my section broke into a number of heated downstairs and get food and drink. It seems lems, including the disorderly pile-ups that the most of DeBartolo, may be arguments about topics such as racism and of extracurricular academics. like ample time. occur outside the dining halls, DeBartolo popular spurring the university into affirmative action. Strong opinions were Academic proficiency and academic pas and around dorms. racks." action. articulated with the aid of strong wills and sion are two distinct entities. On the whole, What have you learned from working "Because there aren't enough bike racks, Kirk still "';'P~op~ejustavoicl.thosesubje2~s b.'e- ..... the temperature within the section rose. our community has an abundance of the here? people lock their bikes up to trees, railings, thinks more •.' cause[theyrdon't care or they don)" As the RA, my initial instinct was to try to former, but lack the latter. Can we really I have learned that the students, professors and other bikes," says freshman Missy racks. might ... "\\T~t 'to :thlnk 'about it.1'hey' h~rve:' calm the situation down and send everyone assert that we are a community of academic and others of Notre Dame are an extremely Lydigsen. Also, many students are con help. "Per ·;.~thert4uigiOri thei/l11inds!'~ . ;'.' ... back to the modem opiate known as Sony excellence until we can claim a balanced professional group. cerned about security for their bikes. Junior haps it would : '."', PlayStation, but I stopped myself. combination of both? Andrea Wald says, "One of my friends had be a good idea I realized that what was going on was not More conversations like the one I ob What is your favorite type of music to locked up his bike to itself, as many people to increase the an infringement on community living. It served in my section last week need to listen to after a long, stressful day? do, so you can't ride it. And somebody just number in was the essence of what education ought to happen. The essence of an academic com ~ Something soothing, for sure. I would have carried it away and stole it." Gl be. These students were sharing their munity lies in the exchange of ideas be convenient lq m to say that it is Beethoven's Pastoral Sym As a result, the Student Senate is cur cations," he > thoughts and talents in an open exchange of tween people. phony. rently considering a proposal for the pur says. ideas in this case, one that led to extensive For instance, misunderstandings between -John Crisham chase of new bike racks, citing sightliness -Luciana disag~eeinent. Still, I was taken aback by the racial and ethnic groups at Notre Dame is and safety concerns. Reali scenario in my hallway. At Notre Dame it clearly a problem. Yet one of the main seems to bt;l the exception rather than the complaints of minority students is that the rule. conversation remains one-sided. The "typi In its last issue, Scholastic ran an article cal" Notre Dame student never shows up at on Notre Dame's lack of success in produc forums and lectures to consider the issue ing post-graduate scholarship winners. One unless free food is offered. This is not a of the noted causes was the lack of a devel community where a free flow of ideas is opmental writing program. It was suggested taking place. that Notre Dame students were not produc The Notre Dame we know today is a work ing application essays that measure up to the in progress, still striving for the ultimate vi rest of the crop. The implication is a bruise sion set out by Father Sorin, to be the greatest to the ego of any student here and it raises Catholic intellectual institution in the world. . the question of why. Butultimately this vision can't be obtained Another possible reason was the fact that without the realization of a community of students were not realizing the opportuni ideas and a strong dialogue between faculty ties that exist or didn't know how to obtain and students. them. These explanations seem plausible as Rhodes Scholars will only develop from an factors in the problem. But they are not intellectually nurturing environment. The sufficient reasons in accounting for the lack availability of information and coaching of of success recognized by Notre Dame stu applicants might help, but until we develop an dents. The cut goes deeper than that. atmosphere fostering intellectual creativity Quite simply, Notre Dame is an environ our applicants remain at a disadvantage. 0 ment where academic pursuit ends as stu The opinions expressed in this commentary dents rush from the doors of DeBartolo are those ofthe author and do not necessarily Hall. While there is no doubting the capabil- - reflect the opinions of the editorial staff of ity of our academic community, there is Scholastic Magazine. 6 SCHOLASTIC SCHOLASTIC 7 MAGAZINE OCTOBER 8/ 1998 OCTOBER 8/ 1998 MAGAZINE I ~ Q&A SPINNING WHEELS ~I o continued from previous page Why do students' »1 o 'play Nintendo WRITING Z! co How many hours a week do you work? Putting the Pedal to the Metal L.U 29 hours. I would prefer more, but I am also . rather than ,debate" I- on call for security, so it is difficult to keep The university may be buying more bike racks 01 those two from conflicting. campus issues? REASON ZI o ccording to du Lac, Notre Dame is a Assistant Vice President for Residence Z What annoys you the most about the Apedestrian campus. Access to central Life Bill Kirk believes the problem is one of What's a university without debate? I,"'1 Audio-Visual Center? campus is restricted to walkers, disorganization. "The problem is that most mi o Oh, that is easy! Students always come up to bladers, boarders and bicycles. Of these, existing racks may not be in convenient Z the desk and ask for "that movie" with "that biking is fast becoming the most popular locations, so students leave their bikes wher (1)1 guy" in it and expect me to somehow absorb cause to question whether we as students are ..,i means of getting around campus, and bike ever they please," Kirk says. He believes BY SCOTT CULLEN the picture from their mind. carrying our academic pursuits with us be AJi rack space is growing harder to find. students need to change their habits. "[We mi A recent Notre Dame study found that need to] let [students] know where the exist t was another late night in the dorm. yond' commitments in the classroom. Un m How do you provide yourself with suste roughly one out of every five students owns ing racks are to prevent random bike park IAssignments were due and people were fortunately, apathy is a word that often finds .., nance during your tedious work day? a bicycle. The limited bike rack space, espe ing and to take procrastinating. That's when the juniors its way into descriptions of student life on We are usually allowed 15 minutes to run PILE-UP. Classtime bicycle our campus, particularly concerning the area cially in high traffic areas, poses some prob pressure off piles, like this one outside in my section broke into a number of heated downstairs and get food and drink. It seems lems, including the disorderly pile-ups that the most of DeBartolo, may be arguments about topics such as racism and of extracurricular academics. like ample time. occur outside the dining halls, DeBartolo popular spurring the university into affirmative action. Strong opinions were Academic proficiency and academic pas and around dorms. racks." action. articulated with the aid of strong wills and sion are two distinct entities. On the whole, What have you learned from working "Because there aren't enough bike racks, Kirk still "';'P~op~ejustavoicl.thosesubje2~s b.'e- ..... the temperature within the section rose. our community has an abundance of the here? people lock their bikes up to trees, railings, thinks more •.' cause[theyrdon't care or they don)" As the RA, my initial instinct was to try to former, but lack the latter. Can we really I have learned that the students, professors and other bikes," says freshman Missy racks. might ... "\\T~t 'to :thlnk 'about it.1'hey' h~rve:' calm the situation down and send everyone assert that we are a community of academic and others of Notre Dame are an extremely Lydigsen. Also, many students are con help. "Per ·;.~thert4uigiOri thei/l11inds!'~ . ;'.' ... back to the modem opiate known as Sony excellence until we can claim a balanced professional group. cerned about security for their bikes. Junior haps it would : '."', PlayStation, but I stopped myself. combination of both? Andrea Wald says, "One of my friends had be a good idea I realized that what was going on was not More conversations like the one I ob What is your favorite type of music to locked up his bike to itself, as many people to increase the an infringement on community living. It served in my section last week need to listen to after a long, stressful day? do, so you can't ride it. And somebody just number in was the essence of what education ought to happen. The essence of an academic com ~ Something soothing, for sure. I would have carried it away and stole it." Gl be. These students were sharing their munity lies in the exchange of ideas be convenient lq m to say that it is Beethoven's Pastoral Sym As a result, the Student Senate is cur cations," he > thoughts and talents in an open exchange of tween people. phony. rently considering a proposal for the pur says. ideas in this case, one that led to extensive For instance, misunderstandings between -John Crisham chase of new bike racks, citing sightliness -Luciana disag~eeinent. Still, I was taken aback by the racial and ethnic groups at Notre Dame is and safety concerns. Reali scenario in my hallway. At Notre Dame it clearly a problem. Yet one of the main seems to bt;l the exception rather than the complaints of minority students is that the rule. conversation remains one-sided. The "typi In its last issue, Scholastic ran an article cal" Notre Dame student never shows up at on Notre Dame's lack of success in produc forums and lectures to consider the issue ing post-graduate scholarship winners. One unless free food is offered. This is not a of the noted causes was the lack of a devel community where a free flow of ideas is opmental writing program. It was suggested taking place. that Notre Dame students were not produc The Notre Dame we know today is a work ing application essays that measure up to the in progress, still striving for the ultimate vi rest of the crop. The implication is a bruise sion set out by Father Sorin, to be the greatest to the ego of any student here and it raises Catholic intellectual institution in the world. . the question of why. Butultimately this vision can't be obtained Another possible reason was the fact that without the realization of a community of students were not realizing the opportuni ideas and a strong dialogue between faculty ties that exist or didn't know how to obtain and students. them. These explanations seem plausible as Rhodes Scholars will only develop from an factors in the problem. But they are not intellectually nurturing environment. The sufficient reasons in accounting for the lack availability of information and coaching of of success recognized by Notre Dame stu applicants might help, but until we develop an dents. The cut goes deeper than that. atmosphere fostering intellectual creativity Quite simply, Notre Dame is an environ our applicants remain at a disadvantage. 0 ment where academic pursuit ends as stu The opinions expressed in this commentary dents rush from the doors of DeBartolo are those ofthe author and do not necessarily Hall. While there is no doubting the capabil- - reflect the opinions of the editorial staff of ity of our academic community, there is Scholastic Magazine. 6 SCHOLASTIC SCHOLASTIC 7 MAGAZINE OCTOBER 8/ 1998 OCTOBER 8/ 1998 MAGAZINE · ' - , . - .

a good use if operated as intended. Engi able online can lead to civil lawsuits. For For example, if a student were to pose as a neers often use sniffers to debug networks. example, users can download files of songs professor through e-mails to his or her But people can also use sniffers to find from the Internet and play them on a com classes, the OIT would be able to figure out confidential passwords. With these pass puter, but it is illegal to duplicate and dis who the culprit was. "Most people doing it words, hackers can log into a person's e tribute these sound files without the copy don't do it right," Sudlow says. "We can PASSWORD track down 90 to 95 percent of people be mail account and can check information right. Due to all the possible problems with cause we can check the IP number of the (/) stored in his or her AFS space. Conceivably, the hacker could even send e-mails to a class computer security, the OIT has been warn sender, which most people don't realize." ~ from its professor's account, canceling ing users of the breach and reminding them Another security measure is already in :UJ classes or adjusting assignments. to change their passwords. "People are sup place. Because of the immediate network PROTECTED? "Someone did have access to the system posed to change their password on a recur setup, someone able to use a sniffer has Z but didn't use any info from what we could ring basis." That's about every six months, access only to the traffic of one machine. THE OFFICE OF INFORMATION TECHNOLOGIES TAKES EXTRA detect. The only way to really check that is Rapagnani says. According to Sudlow, all of the network to contact every user," Richard Sudlow of Also, the OIT has begun to brainstorm machines are separated, cutting down on the PRECAUTIONS TO GUARD AGAINST A RECENT HACKING the OIT says. about possible ways to enhance security for amount of information a hacker could gather PROBLEM Sniffers can be placed on the campus the Notre Dame network. Sudlow says that at one time. network only in certain areas described by a Computer Emergency Response Team Regardless of the steps taken to tighten Rapagnani as being "under lock and key." has been created. Its goal is the heightening computer security, users are left to wonder About three weeks ago, someone com Normally, network administrators are the of computer safety awareness. when the next problems will strike. For BY TINA ZURCHER formation without anybody being there to promised this security by placing a program monitor it. only persons with access to these areas. Another option under discussion is the them, a security breach is especially diffi cult to deal with because no matter how otre Dame is a computer-dependent called a network sniffer on Darwin, one of "Someone did this very deliberately, but Sudlow says, however, that a recent break encryption of information on the network. careful they are with their own information, Ncampus. Roughly 6,800 PCs, 1,900 Notre Dame's mainframe computers, for we caught it very earlyon," he says. "Typi down in policies and procedures occurred, Encryption scrambles messages between they can do little against a network sniffer. Macs and 700 UNIX machines are about three days. A sniffer is a "device that cally, the network sniffers are pretty trans giving student managers access to the re the computer and the server and counters Rapagnani hopes that people will behave hooked up on campus, not to mention all the hackers or people with malicious intent can parent. ... It's conceivable that someone stricted areas. breaches by a sniffer. As for its effective according to the OIT' s acceptable use policy, off-campus computers with network access. put on a network and actually look at every could put one on, get the informatio~ out "We're not saying for sure that that's the ness, encryption is nearly impossible to which is posted online. A breach of network security in the system packet that goes down the network," says and remove the sniffer before you ever compromised area, but we don't know yet," break. "Once you start using encryption, the "It's like rules of the highway: as long as is a threat to the privacy of thousands of Dr. Larry Rapagnani, assistant provost of knew it was there." he says. government, if needed, cannot understand everyone's abiding by the rules, we'll have users' communication ability and stored the Office of Information Technologies. Rapagnani compares the sniffer to a wire The university has had problems with what type of business you're conducting," information. nice traffic," he says. 0 The sniffer can capture multiple users' in- tap on a phone. Like a wiretap, a sniffer has computer security in the past, most notably he says. three years ago when the system was shut Encryption has a FOR EMERGENCY USE ONLY. The files located on the AFS ~:~;~t;;~~~t~~~~~~~~~~;harlie Underly is one of many OIT employees who is working on new ways of protecting the Notre Dame down for several days and completely re downside.. though. To servers are backed up daily in case of problems with the .m..... "" built. The OIT traced the problem to aNotre encrypt a message, Dame math professor living at Yale. Some both the server and one broke into the professor's account from the user nee,d to in Connecticut and gained access to the Notre stall encryption pro Dame network. grams. For people ' "We had to start over because we weren't using Notre Dame sure of the overall security of the system," computer labs or their Sudlow says. own permanent com Because of the great number of people puters, that would be affected by computer security problems, a minor detail. But penalties for guilty parties are severe. Bill Sudlow says, "Unless Kirk, the assistant vice president for resi off-campus users dence life, says that the infraction is treated have their software under the usual disciplinary procedure. First with them, they won't the OIT 'submits a report of the suspected be able to log in." violation to Student Affairs. Next is a letter Last week Sudlow to the suspect, followed by a disciplinary attended a conference conference and finally a decision. Removal that considered a of computer privileges, including e-mail firewall. The instal and online access, is common in such cases. lation of this mecha Kirk notes that this restriction can severely nism would allow handicap students in c:lasswork and com traffic to be filtered munication with friends and professors. "A both on- andoff-cam good rule of thumb is: 'Don't abuse your pus, making it a more pr~vileges, '" he says. feasible option. Kirk adds that students often do not real Currently the OIT ize that their computers can cause them can easily handle legal trouble as well as university disci most threats to the pline. Improper use of many programs av:ail- network's security. SCHOLASTIC 9 MAGAZINE OCTOBER 8, 1998 OCTOBER 8, 1998 MAGAZINE · ' - , . - .

U.S . News & World Report ranks second in recommend increasing the number of important thing." the nation, typically has graduating classes courses specifically geared toward the area Morgan also sees a discrepancy between the same size as Notre Dame's, and Stanford and propose establishing an honor society the position the Law School expresses in has a successful loan repayment assistance for alumni in public interest law. admissions material and the one it demon program for graduates who take low-paying Morgan's organization, the Public Inter strates in its treatment of public service public interest jobs. est Law Forum, grants fellowships to Notre issues. "Notre Dame Law chooses every (J) of Notre Dame Law School's problems also Dame law students interested in working in person who comes based not just on aca The Cost $ervice demics or test scores but on what kind of .~ have to do with a second issue that the public service during the summer. Last year, committee's report to the dean will address: students requested $60,000. The group was service they've done," she says. "You're w public interest law 's lack ofprestige. "Some- able to raise and distribute only $23,000, constantly inundated with this type of ser- Z vice you're supposed to Notre Dame's Law School insists that public service is important, but be performing, but we don't have the outreach compared to other top schools,it does little to make post-graduate service We don't hElve El ver!) good 10Eln forgiveness program here ... or the classes." Morgan says that feasible. A report to law Dean David Link will address this concern Ours exists in name ani!). things are looking up Ii -Jud!) Fox though, as evidenced 1 by the Notre Dame II alumni board's adoption " "ii' down to it, they can't because of debt," says Although Notre Dame has had a loan though. As Fox says, "There is more interest last week of all of the committee's recom ., By JAKE MOONEY times people look at public interest as not as iI Judy Fox, a Notre Dame Law alumna who is forgiveness program for some time, the important an area," Morgan says, pointing than economic possibility." . mendations for alumni. rom the first moments of the admis now a supervising attorney in the law program no longer receives funds, render outthatnationwide, 10 percent oflaw school Fox believes that as a Catholic institution, Now, the committee must hope for a vote Fsions process, Notre Dame Law School school's legal aid clinic. "It's very hard to ing it largely ineffective. In contrast to graduates go into public service, while at Notre Dame has a responsibility to foster of confidence from the same administration stresses to applicants the importance of take jobs paying $20,000 to $30,000 when NYU's program, "We don't have a very Notre Dame only two percent of graduates this interest in public service. "Especially at that in recent years has allowed support for serving the community. The first page of the big firms are paying $60,000 to $70,000." good loan forgiveness program here," Fox pursue service careers. this university we should be doing more to graduates entering public interest law to school's application boasts, "The Notre New York University, whose law school says. "Ours exists in name only." In an effort to improve the situation, the help students do this," she says. "We adver dwindle. Morgan is optimistic. Dame Law School works to sensitize stu ranked sixth in the nation this year in U.S. Kathy Pieronek, associate director of the report will suggest ways to get people more tise ourselves as a place where public inter "It just wasn't a priority before," she says. dents to the need to focus on justice and News and World Report, tries to make sure law school, refuses to discuss the university's interested in public service jobs. It will est and commitment to other people is an "Now it is becoming a priority." 0 other values." Potential students are in that its graduates never face such a di reasons for not maintaining a working loan formed that the admissions committee gives lemma. Abel Montez, coordinator of NYU , s forgiveness program, but says that a com ,Not'le 'Z)ame 1ltm, 'televislon, and ([;heat'le p'lesents "strong weight" to applicants' commitment Public Interest Law Center, says, "We don't mittee of students and faculty members is to community, and that the school aims to want you to come as a student and not be working on a report that will address ways produce "a different kind of lawyer - a able to go after your goals of serving the to increase participation by students, fac Notre Dame lawyer." public." He explains that through its loan ulty and alumni in social justice law. Oct. 7 Often, though, students who want to pur assistance program, NYU gives money to The committee plans to submit the 50- Wed., sue employment in low-paying public inter graduates who make less because they work page report to Law School Dean David Link 7:30 p.m. est jobs face a tough decision between con in public service. by the end of the month. He will then evalu tinuing their commitment to the community "NYU will basically pay your debt for ate its recommendations and pass them on Thurs., Oct. 8 We'ue got and paying off tens of thousands of dollars' you if you qualify," Montez says. "What to the appropriate university offices. 7:30 p.m. worth of student loans. And unlike Michi- this law school believes is that you get an According to Morgan, who is a member NYU de- of the committee, part of the report will Fri., Oct. 9 our eye on gree and it discuss ways to financially support students 7:30 p.m. Theres alwa!)S a lot of talR about ... warRing empowers and graduates entering careers in public you! for peace and justice and Change, but you inalot interest law. She says that in order to fund Sat., Oct. 1 0 ofdifferent debt forgiveness for 10 to 12 students per 7:30 p.m. scnoLastic Magazlne ways, but year, a university program would have to is looking f~r a . theres not a lot ofmane!) in thElt endeElvour. that em build up an endowment of approximately Sun., Oct. 11 Campus Life editor. - C!)nthiEl lIorgEln power $20 million. A large portion of this money 2:30 p.m. mentgives would have to come froin alumni donations, Applications are now you a re an area in which Notre Dame Law School is Playing at gan, Boston College, USC and several other sponsibility to the commuriityat large;" he available in the lacking, partly due to its size. The school Washington top-25 law schools, Notre Dame does little adds. graduates about 175 students yearly; com scfi.oLastic office in to assist service-minded students in over Cynthia Morgan, president of Notre pared with over 400 at NYU and 300 at ennessee Hall coming their debts. Many students must Dame's Public Interest Law Forum, wants Michigan. the basement of - Reserved Seats $9 choose between public interest jobs, which the university to do more to foster that same "Being small, you don't have the flow of tllLams offer relatively low government-funded sala South Dining Hall. sense ofcommunity at Notre Dame. "There's alumni money that other schools do~" Mor ; Seniors $8 ries to serve poor clients, and more lucrative always a lot of talk about being social jus gan says. All Students $6 positions with law firms. tice lawyers and working for peace and Being a small school is not necessarily a "There are a lot of people who to go call 1-7569 wa~t justice and change, but there's not a lot of valid excuse for not having a loan forgive Tickets are available at LaFortune Student Center Ticket Office. MasterCard and Visa orders call 631·8128 into [public interest law], but when you get money in that endeavor," she says. ness program. 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------TIP THE OIPP. [email protected] October sky. Apparently, the CUlprit hatched his plan during the Purdue game, when he decided he had been hit with one too many sugary treats. "I thought the marshmallow thing was getting old," he explains, andrecalls announcing, "Next week I'm bringing fish and putting an end to all of this." The most refreshing thing about this story, in the Gipp' s opinion, is thatthe fish-tosser' s 11'1-I i creative spirit continues to thrive. At the Il next game he plans to unleash a brand new m secret weapon in his war on marshmallows, though he won't say what. Bring your rain coats, folks. The Gipp will be wearing his.

At Least Their Priorities Are Intact People worried about what will land on With what these guys won on Wheel of Fortune, them during the Army game need not worry. Stadium security is on top of things - sort they could buy more than just a vowel of. While fish carcasses crisscrossed the Guzzo, none of the scheduled contestants players realize this, th~y can get nervous. efore he begins his column, the Gipp her. They did, however, give her a flier with student section sky, an Indiana State trooper BY JEREMY B. SONY ot stage fright or even mild food poison- "I got nervous for like 10 second~, but Bwould like to thank ESPN analyst Lee tips on how to sleep better. One tip in threatened one student with jail time for gI·ng· so he dI'dn't appear on TV. It's tough to then it passed, and I got outthere and It w~s Corso for making last weekend's win contestant stands nervously behind , . Th t t ts credIt particular caught her eye: "Use your bed tossing harmle~s old marshmallows. An actually become a contestant on a game fun," Ankowskisays. econ ~s an. even more fun. Lee, whose predictions are only for sleep and sex." A the wheel, watching as it passes show as these two students learned. Wheel of Fortune Host Pat Salak. wlt.h eas:, usher joined in, demanding that she give up generally as accurate as his facelift is con The Gipp is shocked! Shocked to learn her ticket book. She was able to get away, . bankrupt and narrowly evades But' after a few more weeks, Ankowski ing their nerves. "Pat was hIlan~us, vincing, picked the team whose mascot is a "lose a tum". He breathes a sigh of relief as . "[W'] all oodfriends that members of the Notre Dame family but it was a moral victory for the cops, who and Guzzo both got their breaks. The pro- Ankowski says." e re re y g tree to beat us. would knowingly encourage their brothers can rest assured that because oftheirintimi the spinner lands safely on the $35? m~~er. ducers were taping College Week on Wheel now, I assume. The Gipp was glad to hear about the pick, . and sisters to live a life of sin. They should dation of this dangerous criminal, South Most have only thought about It, hvmg of Fortune in October and they wanted But neither CQuid say the same for Vanna though. If there's anything more fun than know from the example of the Women's Bend is now free of violence forever. vicariously through the contestants they . Ankowski to be on the show. But the Wheel White. "Vanna stayed over by her board and beating up on a bunch of snobby rich kids, watch. But two Notre Dame students have f' dl "G 0 says Resource Center and GLND/SMC that we 1 gods seemed to be against Ankowskifrom wasn't very nen y, uzz . it's doing it while their favorite senile old . don't tolerate non-Catholic thought around Thou Shalt Not Covet spun The Wheel and lived to tell the ta e. the start. A blizzard blanketed Colorado and Despite Vanna' s coldn~ss, both agree the uncle is watching. here. X-treme Soft Drinks "I was being loud and goofy, and I guess prevented him from flying to California, whole game-show expenen:~ was ~n and The Gipp recommends that those respon In this world gone mad, it is comforting to they liked that," junior Andy Ankowski though he did eventually make it to the would do it again. AnkowskIIS ~opmg that Which Circle is For Hypocrites? says about his audition for "Wheel of For- . hi· he'll be invited back for "Favonte Contes- sible for the flier be burned at the stake, know that there are still a few lonely voices The Gipp has some disturbing news for tune." Ankowski and junior Tony G. uzzo studIO a mont ater. h' h Id ak h' one of along with all divorced people, Protestants of reason to maintain order and keep Zahm - Guzzo, on the other hand, avoided all tantsWeek,"w I~ ~ou m e 1m the God-fearing people of Notre Dame: the were among thousands in Ohio who flocked . 1 d' t hen the few people mVlted· to do the Wheel (a.k.a. heretics) and others who violate guys from consuming too much caffeine. very same infirmary that you have always to an auto-mall that day. Some came wear- blizzards and other natura Isas ers w twice. "If I got the call, I'd Catholic doctrine. One Zahm· staffer, whipped up into a trusted to maintain your health is in fact a ing "I love Pat" shirts, After all, it's university policy. frenzy of law enforcement by a new dorm definitely go at it again," he tool of the devil. some wore "Wheel"-in "Pat [Sajak] was hilarious. [We're] really rille prohibiting open containers, fined a " says. This news may come as a surprise, but it spired jewelry, and some Death From Above resident $10 for drinking in the halL Drink goodfriends now, I assume. Ankowski aildGuzzo both comforts the Gipp to know that Notre just made fools of them The Gipp was pretty excited about the ingMountain Dew, that is. . G did well on the show. Both Dame's administration will be more than selves. All were hoping for football game Saturday. His favorite part Maybe he was worried that students' "do . - Tony .UZ'ZO wontrips,GuzzotoBermuda happy to damn the a chance to solve the puzzle was when he smacked a ing the Dew" would lead to outbreaJ<:s of he was scheduled as a regular contestant. He and Ankowski to Hawaii. Beyond the trips whole building and on natiopal television. little kid in the head with skydiving, snowboarding and other radical managed the lights, the cameras and the and cash though, both contestants say they its staff to the fiery . When Ankowski didn't get a call the next a marshmallow during activities. The Gipp isn't sure. He does audience with few problems. "I was ner have learned from their experience. "I pits of hell, just like day, he assumed he wasn't Wheel material. halftime. The Gipp only know for sure, though, that Student Affairs vous at first, until I won enough money to learned that it was worth it despite the odds they do to all univer~ That all changed when he received a letter regrets that he missed and I'm more likely to go out for stuff like sity offices that con should keep an eye on this guy. Bill Kirk days later. It was an invitation to the second pay my dad for the plane ticket," Guzzo that old lady. (pictured on the cover) isn't getting any says. "Once the nerves wore off it was fun." that now," Guzzo says. tradict Catholic part of the audition process in downtown Spectators had an even "I learned that I am one lucky bastard," teaching. younger, and the Notre Dame Gestapo will Columbus. Ankowski went and won a T Neither of them could have predicted messier problem than need a new henchman someday. Ankowski says. Anyone who won a trip to The story: an in shirt. He thought the game stopped there. what it would be like to be on the show. marshmallows to worry Hawaii and some cash would probably feel somniac Lewis resi Common sense, of course, is not required. "But I didn't feel too. bad because I'd al "When playing on the show, there are things about during the Stanford that way too. dent wentto the infir ready won a T-shirt a~d had a great story to you have to worry about that you don't at. game, though. Some guy Was it worth it? All the waiting, practice mary seeking help. hat's all the Gipp has fornow, every tell," he says. - home," Guzzo says. Ankowski agrees. smuggled two filleted red puzzles and airfare, just to be the one who Since penicillin Tbody. He's proud of you all for being .Guzzo was also invited to the Columbus "When you're playing, you're distracted by snappers into the student solves the puzzle and wins the bonus round. doesn't cure insom so irresponsible lately. Keep it up auditions and he fared a little better than everything: spinning the wheel, figuring out. section, and sent at least Ankowski thinks it was. "All I did was spin nia, the infirmary over the break, and if you break any com Ankowski, landing himself an alternate spot what letters you want to guess and which one of the creatures fly a damn wheel," he says. staff couldn't help mandments remember that you can always for the shows being taped at the Ohio State have been played," he says. It's not the easy ing across the blue-gray confess to Father Gipp. 0 Fair later that summer. Unfortunately for ga~e it is at home in the living room. When If only life were that simple. o 12 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE SCHOLASTIC 13 OCTOBER 8, 1998 OCTOBER 8, 1998 MAGAZINE

~ ~-----~---- . ~ !~, - TIP THE OIPP. [email protected] October sky. Apparently, the CUlprit hatched his plan during the Purdue game, when he decided he had been hit with one too many sugary treats. "I thought the marshmallow thing was getting old," he explains, andrecalls announcing, "Next week I'm bringing fish and putting an end to all of this." The most refreshing thing about this story, in the Gipp' s opinion, is thatthe fish-tosser' s 11'1-I i creative spirit continues to thrive. At the Il next game he plans to unleash a brand new m secret weapon in his war on marshmallows, though he won't say what. Bring your rain coats, folks. The Gipp will be wearing his.

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L.U has made me realize, though, that when the as an essential component. "Student's visi~ the spaces closest to their destinations and LL guards are restrictive, they err on the side of tors should be allowed to drive on campus therefore avoid the long walks. "I've said it --I safety." during the day, but should just not be al- before and I'll say it again; we want to do (/) Junior Sam Johnson understands why cars lowed to park overnight," she says. what's best for the Notre Dame community :J are kept off campus, but sees certain dis Students aren't the only ones who com- and that involves having the majority of Q.. crepancies as a problem. "I just think it's plain about having to walk from perimeter parking on the perimeter of the campus to lots. Professor Susan Harris, who is teach- maintain the pedestrian nature," Johnson :~ tricte ridiculous that people who are non-students can get in easier than students," he says. ing at Notre Dame for the first time this says. « • Johnson says that while it is the security year, recognizes that there are plenty of But the dissatisfaction of students is not u team's goal to treat everyone equally, cer spaces to park. "The problem's not getting going unnoticed. A gate committee was tain visitors to campus such as parents or a spot, it's getting one anywhere near the formed early last year to review the rules for visiting speakers are given special consid buildings I need to go to," she says. getting on campus. Thecommitteewasorigi- eration. "When a special guest comes to Professors and other employees do not nally comprised only of officers, but when your home you give them special treatment. have to pay since free parking is considered they surveyed opinions of the gate regula Parents and certain other visitors are our a benefit of employment. Off-campus stu- tions and found that students filed the ma guests," Johnson says. dents, however, are not so lucky. They are jority of complaints, they added two stu Excuses, excuses - that's about the only thing that Few students would disagree that parents required to pay the full $75 fee to park at the dent positions to the committee. "The secu or visiting speakers should be allowed to off-campus student parking lot south of the rity department is very concerned about :i will get your car on campus park on campus, but some students are con JACC. getting student's opinions," junior A.J. cerned that parking is not provided for other Brian Stone, an off-campus fifth-year stu- Boyd, one of the members, says. "They non-student, non-adult visitors to campus. dent, agrees flooding central campus with' know the complaints and continue to dis Junior Brian Mink says students' visitors student cars should be avoided, but thinks cuss possible solutions." anywhere near campus," she says. "As for spots that are available on a first-come-first BY ANNE FRENCH aren't given enough options. "When my th~ university doesn't accommodate off- Many agree that having a pedestrian cam- . myself, I always say I'm going to a Bible serve basis," he says. campus students as much as they should. pus is a wonderful asset. But it is yet to be student nervously pulls up to the girlfriend comes to visit, they won't let her study." A possible. solution to the problem is to "The administration needs to make a better . determined how much personal sacrifice East Gate. Her fists clench and her drive on campus," he says. "They make her A Phillip Johnson, assistant director of Se add more parJ<:ing spaces on campus. Ac effort to provide for the needs of the stu- the Notre Dame community is willing to pay to park in the visitor's lot out by the eyes narrow with determination as curity and Police for Notre Dame, be cording to Johnson, the university is con Hesburgh Center." Students like Mink ar dents, like a 24-hour parking lot for off- make to maintain it. In the meantime, unless she pauses next to the security booth. Her lieves drop-offs and pick-ups are not good structing 450 new parking spots on part of gue thatif campus is their home, they should· campus students to park in when they're you can come up with a better excuse than eyes meet those of the uniformed man within reasons for the able-bodied to drive on cam the old gQlf course. D6 South, as it will be have the right to invite their friends to visit studying," he says. moving furniture at 2 a.m., you'd better the enclosure. "I need to get on campus to pus. Also, students who wish to avoid walk called, is being built to accommodate more without having to pay to park far away. Johnsonrecommendedprofessorsandoff-_. bundle up and brace yourself. It's going to help a friend move some furniture," the ing from the outer lots at night are not of the students, faculty and staff who work Sophomore Erin Burke sees compromise campus students leave home earlier to get be a long walk onto campus. 0 young woman says with a calm, yet defini- permitted through the gates since SafeWalk and live on South Quad, but more parking 'will not be added to central campus. "We "I think people are more prone to sneak on want to minimize traffic on the central cam pus in order to maintain the pedestrian na campus ... since they can't park anywhere near .ture," he says. Bill Kirk, assistant vice president for campus. I always say I'm going to Bible study." Residence Life, agrees that cars on campus should be kept to a minimum. "The pedes - Marie Wartinbee trian nature of our campus is the envy of many other universities," he says. "Stu tive tone. The guard thinks for several sec is provided by the university to ensure their dents should take a step back and look at onds before finally saying, "All right, you safety. "Cumbersome items may be a valid what a tremendous asset it is." have an hour," as he hands her a temporary excuse for getting your car on campus," "Students don't realize the policies are permit. The student accelerates past the Johnson says, "but when there are several here for their own protection," says day lifted gate with a triumphant smirk and people in the car and they can each carry shift Captain Joseph Araman; who super drives on toward her dorm. There will be no something, I don't see a walk from D2 or D6 vises the gate security guards. "We value long walk from D2 tonight. as a problem." the good of the whole over the convenience I! Scenes like these are common for stu Some students wonder why they need an of the individual." dents who will use any excuse they can to excuse to get on campus with their cars. One Although many students express frustra \1 get their cars on campus. Students who want reason Johnson gives is the limited number tion at not being allowed on campus, some to drop off friends at their dorms or avoid if of spaces available on campus. "If there's understand-the reasons behind the restric !i " walking from one of the outer parking lots no legitimate place to park, why should we tions. "This is a campus, not a freeway," with a heavy load often get past the guards invite kids to drive on campus?" he says. senior Lenny Andrie says. II with made-up excuses. Junior Marie il "Even when we issue the hour passes, people Junior Rick Holcomb, who works for if Wartinbee admits not being totally honest just park illegally, leaving their cars over A Student Security and Parking Enforcement, ~ with the guards, who decide what a valid night to clog fire lanes." m says, "I have a car and it's frustrating to () Ii r excuse is on a case-by-case basis. "I think FreshmanJake Hansen disagrees. "I know m 11 think I pay $28,000 a year to come here and l> I"~ people are more prone to sneak on campus :JJ j!: there aren't many spots, but I think students I can't even drive my car to my dorm." But -< to make up excuses since they can't park Ii should be allowed to park on campus in the Holcomb won't fault the guards. "My job GOTCHA! The security guards at Main Gate and West Gate hear all kinds of excuses from students trying to get on campus. II, 14 SCHOLASTIC ii: MAGAZINE OCTOBER 8, 1998 OCTOBER 8, 1998 SCHOLASTIC 15 MAGAZINE I: Ii; I· A~}1 ~(gA[9)(g~SS A~(g probably wondering why a stu dent magazine would do a cover story on the Potawatomi Zoo. ·:~D:~~~~~B.~@)c@'i< After all, there are more than IFR.Q'~';iR(Q)IUIINIIQ)'ir1Hl1E enough fascinating activities oc W(Q)~&JP) ·ILDIESS JJIUISS1F. '. . ., curring on campus, and Turtle Creek alone offers enough of a zoo-like atmosphere for IQ)@WINiTIHUE .SS'ir~1E1E1 South Bend. But by the end of this article, l . . >:.~:>. most students may wonder, "Why the heck hasn't there ever been a front-page story on the zoo before?" Indiana's oldest zoo is located only 10 minutes away from Main Circle, yet most students seem to have no idea that it exists. The Potawatomi Zoo is relatively small, mals themselves, the but its exhibits are designed to be both eye Potawatomi Zoo pleasing and functional. Since 1977, the strives to make sure zoo has updated its exhibits and expanded that its animals are to 22 acres of space, a large improvement well cared for. One from its former state. "They've made a lot Indicator .of quality of big improvements and built a lot of is the fact that the things," says Mary Cenkush, a South Bend "zoo smell" common resident who visited the zoo as a child. "The to some animal ex animals used to be behind cages but now hibits is noticeably (Q)jp)[g1Nl WDIW[g. The king of the jungle shows off the weapons that keep him in charge. they've built moats to keep them in." absent. In fact, on av- Someparts of the zoo offer pleasant scen erage the Potawatomi Zoo probably smells trich-like bird called a rhea followed every ery in addition to exotic animals. A wooden better than most male dorms on campus. visitor that walked by with its eerie blue gazebo overlooking a pond full of fish, an Being in Indiana, one might expect that eyes, its snakelike neck moving its head in old-fashioned barnyard full of domesticated the Potawatomi Zoo wouldn't offer that all directions. A lion scared a group of animals, a small island full of chimpanzees much variety. There are the standard do children by suddenly opening its jaws and and many well-kept paths leading around mesticated animals like pigs and ducks wad letting out a small roar. At Notre Dame, the animal exhibits can all be found within dling everywhere, and of course the omni tourists snap photos of the ducks and geese, the zoo's boundaries. Naturally there are a present South Bend squirrels darting from but few drive 10 minutes away to see pea few cages; but most animals are housed tree to tree. There is also an animal dubi cocks wandering loose around the zoo. It's behind thick panes of glass instead of bars. ously labeled "Jungle Cat," which looks hard to believe that such an international A common idea about zoos is that the exactly like a normal cat except for longer collection of animals live in Indiana, since animals are unhappy in captivity, or that limbs and tufted ears. Yet these are only part they offer such a contrast to the flat land rare animals should be allowed to roam in of the zoo's vast collection, which include scape and gray skies of South Bend. the wilderness rather than be put on display. snow leopards, wallabies, South African So why bring an animal from sunny South "Maybe 20 or 30 years ago zoos were just gazelles, fruit bats, Burmese pythons and Africa all the way to overcast South Bend? about presenting wholesome family enter even a Siberian tiger whose roars can be A major reason is that modern zoos offer the tainment, but now it's tl!rning more to con heard throughout the park. "Some people opportunity to conserve and preserve wild- servation of endangered species," says Karen from big cities say that they've seen bigger . life. A teacher's guide to the Potawatomi Harringto,n, Education Curator of the zoos, but most people seem pleased with the Zoo states that one of its purposes is "cap Potawatomi Zoo. While some zoos care zoo and the animals," says Jessica Rogers, a tive propagation of threatened and endan more about visitors' comfort than the ani- zoo employee. gered species" - in other words, controlled The zoo is hardly breeding ofendangered animals. While zoos SSii' ~INIIWDINI@ ii' ~n.n.. Like the Siberian tiger and gray rhea, lacking in bizarre or seldom remove an animal from the wild, it the American flamingo makes a unique addition to the zoo's exotic animals. One os menagerie. is sometimes necessary when the popula- OCTOBER 8, 1998 SCHOLASTIC 17 MAGAZINE A~}1 ~(gA[9)(g~SS A~(g probably wondering why a stu dent magazine would do a cover story on the Potawatomi Zoo. ·:~D:~~~~~B.~@)c@'i< After all, there are more than IFR.Q'~';iR(Q)IUIINIIQ)'ir1Hl1E enough fascinating activities oc W(Q)~&JP) ·ILDIESS JJIUISS1F. '. . ., curring on campus, and Turtle Creek alone offers enough of a zoo-like atmosphere for IQ)@WINiTIHUE .SS'ir~1E1E1 South Bend. But by the end of this article, l . . >:.~:>. most students may wonder, "Why the heck hasn't there ever been a front-page story on the zoo before?" Indiana's oldest zoo is located only 10 minutes away from Main Circle, yet most students seem to have no idea that it exists. The Potawatomi Zoo is relatively small, mals themselves, the but its exhibits are designed to be both eye Potawatomi Zoo pleasing and functional. Since 1977, the strives to make sure zoo has updated its exhibits and expanded that its animals are to 22 acres of space, a large improvement well cared for. One from its former state. "They've made a lot Indicator .of quality of big improvements and built a lot of is the fact that the things," says Mary Cenkush, a South Bend "zoo smell" common resident who visited the zoo as a child. "The to some animal ex animals used to be behind cages but now hibits is noticeably (Q)jp)[g1Nl WDIW[g. The king of the jungle shows off the weapons that keep him in charge. they've built moats to keep them in." absent. In fact, on av- Someparts of the zoo offer pleasant scen erage the Potawatomi Zoo probably smells trich-like bird called a rhea followed every ery in addition to exotic animals. A wooden better than most male dorms on campus. visitor that walked by with its eerie blue gazebo overlooking a pond full of fish, an Being in Indiana, one might expect that eyes, its snakelike neck moving its head in old-fashioned barnyard full of domesticated the Potawatomi Zoo wouldn't offer that all directions. A lion scared a group of animals, a small island full of chimpanzees much variety. There are the standard do children by suddenly opening its jaws and and many well-kept paths leading around mesticated animals like pigs and ducks wad letting out a small roar. At Notre Dame, the animal exhibits can all be found within dling everywhere, and of course the omni tourists snap photos of the ducks and geese, the zoo's boundaries. Naturally there are a present South Bend squirrels darting from but few drive 10 minutes away to see pea few cages; but most animals are housed tree to tree. There is also an animal dubi cocks wandering loose around the zoo. It's behind thick panes of glass instead of bars. ously labeled "Jungle Cat," which looks hard to believe that such an international A common idea about zoos is that the exactly like a normal cat except for longer collection of animals live in Indiana, since animals are unhappy in captivity, or that limbs and tufted ears. Yet these are only part they offer such a contrast to the flat land rare animals should be allowed to roam in of the zoo's vast collection, which include scape and gray skies of South Bend. the wilderness rather than be put on display. snow leopards, wallabies, South African So why bring an animal from sunny South "Maybe 20 or 30 years ago zoos were just gazelles, fruit bats, Burmese pythons and Africa all the way to overcast South Bend? about presenting wholesome family enter even a Siberian tiger whose roars can be A major reason is that modern zoos offer the tainment, but now it's tl!rning more to con heard throughout the park. "Some people opportunity to conserve and preserve wild- servation of endangered species," says Karen from big cities say that they've seen bigger . life. A teacher's guide to the Potawatomi Harringto,n, Education Curator of the zoos, but most people seem pleased with the Zoo states that one of its purposes is "cap Potawatomi Zoo. While some zoos care zoo and the animals," says Jessica Rogers, a tive propagation of threatened and endan more about visitors' comfort than the ani- zoo employee. gered species" - in other words, controlled The zoo is hardly breeding ofendangered animals. While zoos SSii' ~INIIWDINI@ ii' ~n.n.. Like the Siberian tiger and gray rhea, lacking in bizarre or seldom remove an animal from the wild, it the American flamingo makes a unique addition to the zoo's exotic animals. One os menagerie. is sometimes necessary when the popula- OCTOBER 8, 1998 SCHOLASTIC 17 MAGAZINE - ~~. ' " ~ ... .. , .' .

able achievement consider Eurasian carnivore exhibit and ing that only 550 of them a new Red Barn Gift Shop are now exist in the wild. After a only three of the numerous brief "boot camp," in which improvements now on display, it was taught how to hunt, but the most impressive new fight and live on its own, it addition are the "ZooKeys," was flown to Brazil and re sponsored by KeyBank. A leased into its natural habi- "ZooKey" is a little plastic tat. card that looks kind of like a Though the past two de Happy Meal toy, available for cades have seen great im two dollars at the entrance. provements in animal care, You insert the "ZooKey" most of them have been be into one of several "ZooKey" hind the scenes. In the past stations located around the five years, the zoo has intro zoo, with each station con" duced many improvements taining information on an ani that offer visitors both enter mal exhibit nearby. Inserting tainment and education. the card with front side up Many of the signs on the ex plays a song, while inserting it hibits have interesting bits of upside down plays a recorded trivia that provide a glimpse message about the animal in into the background of the question. animals. The Sacred Ibis of The lyrics to the songs are South Africa is called a classic: the tortoise song notes IA 'ii' IASS'ii'~ @IP IMI@M~~ Two young visitors experience the zoo's farm exhibit, which allows visitors to come into close contact with farm animals that could be found around South Bend. "chimney sweep" because it that "The Galapagos turtle rakes or "sweeps" out the in doesn't gallop at all," and the wallaby song The directions to the Potawatomi Zoo are for much longer, and the zoo closes for the sides of dead birds. Pigs are managed to rhyme "marsupial" with "un simple: take Ironwood south to Jefferson winter in January. Enjoy it while you still billed as "Living Pharma usual." Bob Dylan it ain't, but the flip side. Street, take a left and follow the signs to the can. The zoo's quality may surprise you cies," since they provide us of the card does reveal some interesting zoo. But hurry - with South Bend weather and best of all, you get to keep the ZooKey with medical necessities like facts about the animals. it will be hard to enjoy the animals outside as a souvenir. 0 estrogen, heart valves and cortisone. The zoo also offers special tours for those interested in a rd more in-depth look at animal LEWIS HALL 3 Annual care. A "Flashlight Safari" offers visitors a behind-the scenes tour of the zoo after .hours and a "Zoo Snooze" allows children five and older the opportunity to sleep over night at the zoo. For those bored with the Army game, the zoo offers a haunted "Zoo Boo" compl~te with treats IMI@M~. Though South Bend is far from the Outback,the wallaby has a and entertainment, much like Friday, Oct. 9th 5:00-7:00 PM at the Lewis Sand Volleyball Court comfortable home in the zoo's Australian exhibit. the "Zooltide" party for Zoo Society Members in Novem tion of a species becomes too small. After a gate. We might sit down and decide the ber. In its quest to educate people on the popUlation drops below a certain point, in Lincoln Park [a zoo in Chicago] has a snow value of the natural world, the zoo also Live entertainment! Food! breeding may occur, causing sterile off leopard genetically unrelated to one at the offers field trips, educational programs Prizes! spring. Potawatomi Zoo; let's put them together. taught both within the zoo and at various One of the ways the Potawatomi Zoo Or we might introduce a contraceptive if schools and "loan boxes" that contain vid helps its endangered species is through the two animals in the same cage are genetically eos, artifacts and planned activities. for stu Teams of 5 (coed is oKay) Species Survival Plan, authorized by the similar." The end result of breeding endan dents. In addition to these more private $5 registration fee per team--- sign up there! American Zoo and Aquarium Association. gered animals is not to keep a stock of rare. tours, the general public is able to enjoy the "Different zoos participate in different Spe animals on display, but to reintroduce them improvements made to the zoo in the last cies Survival Plans," says Harrington. back into the wild. Recently a Golden Lion few years, thanks to the generosity of spon "These people are professionals who gather Tamarin (resembling a monkey) was pro sors. All proceeds benefit Camp Albrecht Acres to discuss how the animals should prop a- nounced ready to leave the zoo, a remark- A new chimpanzee play area, a renovated 18 SCHOLASTIC OCTOBER 8, 1998 OCTOBER 8,1998 SCHOLASTIC 19 MAGAZINE MAGAZINE - ~~. ' " ~ ... .. , .' .

u.J L.l...... J (/) SPLINTERS ::J Life of the Party FROM THE PRESSBOX D... Edited by Corey Spinelli ~ Tired of the average dorm party, many students « Men's Hockey • 1998 Record 1-0-0 u have come up with a new theme Streaking: Left wing Aniket Dhadphale scored his first goal of the season in Saturday's 2-1 victory over Wisconsin in Madison. Dhadphale is looking to build upon his 25-goal total of last year. Prime Time Performer: Senior goalie Forrest Karr showed that he ing with fake guns and one of us suggested people there," he says. "[With theme par is more than capable of filling the shoes of saves record-holder Matt BY MELISSA KALAS we throw aLethal Weapon party," she says. ties] you can show what you have and how Eisler by tallying 30 saves against the Badgers. Scharpf's party didn't boast mysterious creative you can be." here's a knock on your door. You Did You Know? The Notre Dame-Wisconsin game served as the mafioso pounding on the doors of the guests "In some majors, people aren't challenged T spring from your desk in hopes of the annual Hall of Fame game to commemorate the beginning of - instead, she decided to let everyone know to use their creative capacities," Sanchez finding your best friend or at least the collegiate season. by word of mouth. "At first, [the guests] adds. "It's nice to break out once in a while the Papa John's delivery man, tum the knob On the Horizon: The Irish play this Friday and Saturday at 7:00 and gasp. Three mobsters are standing in were questioning the theme. The hardest and use creativity." p.m. at home against Lake Superior State and Western Michigan. the doorway. They present you with a sealed part was explaining the party to everyone," Whatever the theme, these parties have envelope. No words are spoken as they she says. Those in attendance included Ha been enjoyable for students willing to take disappear around the comer. waiian gangsters, a Notre Dame football a break from the routine of campus life and Football Gt 1998 Record 3-1 Hasn't happened to you yet? Be pre usher and a killer pizza delivery person. create a memorable night for their guests. Streaking: After dropping two of its first three games at I pared. The seemingly confidential docu Alumni Hall students exhibited similar Don't be surprised if the next party you home, the Irish have won six straight under Bob Davie at ment was actually an invitation to a theme creativity at an '80s party. "The '70s theme hear about requires wearing something a Notre Dame Stadium. party, an increasingly popular trend at Notre had been overdone and the' 80s had a differ little unusual. 0 Prime Time Performer: Senior quarterback Jarious Jackson I[ Dame. ent retro look," junior Drew Brennan ran 18 times for 100 yards and three touchdowns and [ This particular party was the idea of jun says. With their sweatbands and completed 11 of 15 attempts for 163 yards against Stanford. ior Dan Strobel, a resident of Keough Hall flipped collars, the collection ofpunk Did You Know? Arizona State is the first new opponent on L who organized a Mafia wedding, complete rockers, Springsteen look-alikes and the Irish schedule since Vanderbilt in 1995. Notre Dame has t with bride, groom, garter belt and photogra even an '80s racquetball player won five straight contests against first-time opposition. pher held in the dorm's basement last year. danced to the music from a time On the Horizon: The Irish travel to Tempe, Ariz., to take on "My friends and I got sick of the bar scene when Madonna and Cindy ruled the the wounded 2-3 Wildcats at 2:30 p.m. Saturday, South Bend and off-campus parties so we decided to airwaves. time. throw a Mafia wedding," he says. Pangborn hasn't missed the theme Strobel and his friends came up with the party rage either. The dorm's base Women's Volleyball • 1998 Record 6-5 idea after many vie wings of The Godfather ment section held a Hawaiian gath Women's Soccer • 1998 Record 10-1 Streaking: The Irish snapped a two-match losing skid with two and even incorporated some of the movie's ering a few weeks ago. People Streaking: The Irish completed their six-game homestand in convincing victories over Seton Hall and Rutgers this past

, l, characters in the event. They invited 60 of dressed in costumes ranging from i., dominatmg fashion, outscoring their opponents 27-0. weekend. l their friends, and gave an identity to follow Jimmy Buffet to grass skirts landed Prime Time Performers: Four players scored two goals against Prime Time Performer: Notre Dame freshman Kristy Kreher on their invitation. Among those personali in sophomore Anne Kordenbrock' s Georgetown. One of them, Monica Gerardo, moved within three tallied a career-high 13 kills, seven digs and five assists in the ties were murder victims and kleptomani room. However, she had a different goals of Cindy Daws'all-time record of 61. 15-7,15-1, 15-7 victory over the Scarlet Knights. acs, who had to steal something from the motivation for hosting this party. "It Did You Know? Notre Dame has outshot its opponents 328-69 Did You Know? The Irish have won 78 straight games versus room. was our 'offprobation-'on vacation' this seaso~, Qutscoring them 51-6. conference opponents. "It was a lot of fun but a lot .of work," celebration," she says. Kordenbrock Onthe Horizon: The Irish begin a six-game road trip this Friday 00 the Horizon: Notre Dame heads east this weekend for three Strobel says. "Everyone loved the idea of and her friends had the unfortunate in Chesnut Hill, Mass., against Boston College. games against Connecticut, Fairfield and St. John's. playing a different part and not having to be experience of being at Bridget's dur yourself for a night. " ing the night oflast year's bust. This " .- Among those present that evening was was their first party since finishing junior Lorna Sanchez, whose invitation re their probation. "':Did~e;tak~ a step forward? We'llfind out next week against Ari2;ona State. Thlsgam,ecomlngllp will tellus exactly:where. . quired her to dress in a sequin gown, echo Why do theme parties seem to . we ~reat.1',Notr~ 'Dame defensive coordinat01:0regMiJt(ison, pladng. tjze, Irish's 35-17 Stan!orr!,victoryin proper perspec,tive: .,' ing the roaring '20s. "It was great to go out have more success than the typical . '. . . '.. ',:;Con~Y's~Call';: ":, ...... and shop for a costume and then see what party or even the SYR? "I think it :Urtder Bob Davie~tl1elrishaie Jiist 3~5 awayJrom,home:·While,the Wildcats haveUnderachieyed royally thus far, expect' everyone else was wearing," she says. . brings a more festive atmosphere," . them,topl~y:well Saturday (see¥ichiganState};After fourgames, allw~ really ·kp.9wi~thatMic~igao isn~t thatgood,w~ .' Other students have also created themes Scharpf says. "People dressing crazy .. were'liickyto'bearPurdue', and we'rebt:!tter 'than 'al ~1 Stanford team. Until Davie shows some consistency on the road, it· for their parties. Senior Liz Scharpf held a makes them act crazy. They enjoy isdifricuit,tc(gQ,with the'Irish~ Arizona Stat~.3Q~24." .. ' ...... ' '. c . .,. , Lethal Weapon party to reunite with friends the creativity." .,.:" ',> •. '," '. " ' ••. Hamilton's Hunch she hadn't seen after traveling abroad last Brennan agrees. "When you have LOUIE LUAU. Sophomore Pat Cloud bares his fruit· ; Beri~fitting frotnthe 'garrle's time change to 2:30p.m., the Irish offense will continueJollnpress, o~t~corinifAriz6hll,St~te'3,8~27, at a Hawaiian theme party. ',.',". - '"' "'. ," . ", ',' .. year. "We were sitting around one day play- a regular party, you need a lure to get . .- . 20 SCHOLASTIC OCTOBER 8/ 1998 OCTOBER 8/ 1998 SCHOLASTIC 21 MAGAZINE MAGAZINE

i.; 3 ,1 u.J L.l...... J (/) SPLINTERS ::J Life of the Party FROM THE PRESSBOX D... Edited by Corey Spinelli ~ Tired of the average dorm party, many students « Men's Hockey • 1998 Record 1-0-0 u have come up with a new theme Streaking: Left wing Aniket Dhadphale scored his first goal of the season in Saturday's 2-1 victory over Wisconsin in Madison. Dhadphale is looking to build upon his 25-goal total of last year. Prime Time Performer: Senior goalie Forrest Karr showed that he ing with fake guns and one of us suggested people there," he says. "[With theme par is more than capable of filling the shoes of saves record-holder Matt BY MELISSA KALAS we throw aLethal Weapon party," she says. ties] you can show what you have and how Eisler by tallying 30 saves against the Badgers. Scharpf's party didn't boast mysterious creative you can be." here's a knock on your door. You Did You Know? The Notre Dame-Wisconsin game served as the mafioso pounding on the doors of the guests "In some majors, people aren't challenged T spring from your desk in hopes of the annual Hall of Fame game to commemorate the beginning of - instead, she decided to let everyone know to use their creative capacities," Sanchez finding your best friend or at least the collegiate season. by word of mouth. "At first, [the guests] adds. "It's nice to break out once in a while the Papa John's delivery man, tum the knob On the Horizon: The Irish play this Friday and Saturday at 7:00 and gasp. Three mobsters are standing in were questioning the theme. The hardest and use creativity." p.m. at home against Lake Superior State and Western Michigan. the doorway. They present you with a sealed part was explaining the party to everyone," Whatever the theme, these parties have envelope. No words are spoken as they she says. Those in attendance included Ha been enjoyable for students willing to take disappear around the comer. waiian gangsters, a Notre Dame football a break from the routine of campus life and Football Gt 1998 Record 3-1 Hasn't happened to you yet? Be pre usher and a killer pizza delivery person. create a memorable night for their guests. Streaking: After dropping two of its first three games at I pared. The seemingly confidential docu Alumni Hall students exhibited similar Don't be surprised if the next party you home, the Irish have won six straight under Bob Davie at ment was actually an invitation to a theme creativity at an '80s party. "The '70s theme hear about requires wearing something a Notre Dame Stadium. party, an increasingly popular trend at Notre had been overdone and the' 80s had a differ little unusual. 0 Prime Time Performer: Senior quarterback Jarious Jackson I[ Dame. ent retro look," junior Drew Brennan ran 18 times for 100 yards and three touchdowns and [ This particular party was the idea of jun says. With their sweatbands and completed 11 of 15 attempts for 163 yards against Stanford. ior Dan Strobel, a resident of Keough Hall flipped collars, the collection ofpunk Did You Know? Arizona State is the first new opponent on L who organized a Mafia wedding, complete rockers, Springsteen look-alikes and the Irish schedule since Vanderbilt in 1995. Notre Dame has t with bride, groom, garter belt and photogra even an '80s racquetball player won five straight contests against first-time opposition. pher held in the dorm's basement last year. danced to the music from a time On the Horizon: The Irish travel to Tempe, Ariz., to take on "My friends and I got sick of the bar scene when Madonna and Cindy ruled the the wounded 2-3 Wildcats at 2:30 p.m. Saturday, South Bend and off-campus parties so we decided to airwaves. time. throw a Mafia wedding," he says. Pangborn hasn't missed the theme Strobel and his friends came up with the party rage either. The dorm's base Women's Volleyball • 1998 Record 6-5 idea after many vie wings of The Godfather ment section held a Hawaiian gath Women's Soccer • 1998 Record 10-1 Streaking: The Irish snapped a two-match losing skid with two and even incorporated some of the movie's ering a few weeks ago. People Streaking: The Irish completed their six-game homestand in convincing victories over Seton Hall and Rutgers this past

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:(/) quick and good in the air." 'I- While the play of the explosive freshman has turned heads on cam pus, Walton hasn't let this affect his ego. "I had great coaching in ~ Out of the Shadows California that prepared me to play at this level and I have high expec tations for myself," Walton says. Long overshadowed by the women's soccer team, the men's soccer "I consider it my role on this team to score. The individual honors , i I program looks to establish its own identity are nice, but all I care about is I contributing to the team's suc cess." Walton is assisted in the scoring peting with the top programs in collegiate group with high expectations. "Without a department by fifth-year forward BY COREY SPINELLI soccer. After allowing a goal just 1:27 into doubt, the strength of our team this year is Scott Wells and juniors Andrew s summer gives way to fall in South its first contest against a ranked opponent the chemistry the players have with each Aris and Ryan Cox. Wells started Bend, the changing colors of the this season, Notre Dame outscored seventh other," he says. "This team has the best A 18 games last season and led the leaves signal just one thing for most ranked St. John's the rest of the way, earn- chemistry and character of any squad I have squad with eight assists while Aris Notre Dame fans: the advent of a new ing a hard fought 1-1 tie with the coached since coming to Notre Dame. They started nine games, tallying three football season. Bob Davie's 22nd 1996 national champion Red work hard and get along really well with goals and four assists. ranked unit gamer the lion's share of Storm. each other. We have a group of players this It is Cox, however, who is sec national attention, and the leftovers are "When we play together as a season with a strong work ethic who believe ond on the team in scoring this usually heaped upon the second-ranked . team, we feel as if we can com that they can win games." season. "When Ryan is healthy, women's soccer team. Irish followers pete with anyone in the coun The team returns seven starters from the he has a chance to be one of the tend to overlook another kicking Notre try," senior co-captain '97 squad, which advanced to the Big East best forwards in the country," Dame squad that is increasingly Matt Johnson semifinals and has veterans at nearly every Berticelli says. A Big East all iniproving its national profile. says. "Our main position on the field. Berticelli feels that the Rookie pick in 1996, Cox has re The men's soccer team has problem this leadership displayed by his experienced turned to the lineup after playing qualified for three of the last season has players enhances the performance of his five NCAA tournaments, ad been letting unit. Senior co-captains Johnson and Phil in only two games last season due to ankle injuries. The forward al vanced to the Sweet 16 in teamsjump Murphy are the primary leaders in '98. 1996, and is currently out to early "You couldn't ask for better captains than ready has three goals and a team high six assists in '98. Walton and ranked 22nd in the leads on· Johnson and Murphy," the coach says. Cox are currently one-two in scor country in the latest us, which "They're great models both on and off the ing for the Irish, accounting for 29 NSCAApoll. immediately . field. Their leadership, along with that of all Head Coach puts our backs our upperclassmen, is an important factor in of the team's 49 points. Mike Berticelli against the wall," our success this season." Defensively, the Irish are led doesn't mind he continues. "We Johnson, Notre Dame's iron man, has once again by goalkeeper Greg Velho. The senior has played ev- the lack of me need to begin games started 72 of 73 games in his career and --, dia attention, for with the same intensity Murphy, a former walk-on, started 20 games ery second of the last 39 contests, IRISH "SAVE".IOR. Senior keeper Greg Velho returns in '98 as one of the finest goalies in the Big now, but one day he hopes to that we finish them." last season. logging 3,706 consecutive min- East; elevate his program to an elite Notre Dame's oppo Replacing the two leading scorers of '97, utes in the net. Velho boasts a .900 the midfield unit. "Matt [Johnson] is the in which he scored four goals and tallied level. To date, Berticelli has nents have scored first in Ryan Turner (12 goals, five assists) and Bill overall goals against average and an .848 save percentage after seven games this year, heart and soul of our defense in the midfield three assists, good enough for fourth best on posted a 92-67-13 record at the squad's last six contests Savarino (four goals, six assists), figured to and displays great composure with or with the Irish. Notre Dame. "We're not where this season, resulting in five be the most difficult task for the Irish. But and tied a career high with 12 saves against out the ball," Berticelli says, "while Ben The 5-2-3 Irish are one offournationally we want to be just yet," the consecutive overtime games. the sensational play of freshman Shane St. John's. According to Berticelli, Velho' s intelligent decisions in the net and his high brings experience, aggressiveness and ex ranked teams in the Big East in the latest coach says. "We're getting The Irish are 1-1-3 in overtime Walton has erased any doubts concerning # plosiveness to the table." In addition to NSCAA poll. Connecticut, St. John's and there, however, and once our f! this year. "Due to the recent the team's ability to put the ball in the net. confidence level make him one of the top keepers in the nation. strong defensive play, the duo combined on Seton Hall are all ranked ahead of the Irish, midfielders grow more com C/JSR overtimes, I think we are in better The forward from San Diego, Calif., leads In the defensive backfield, Notre Dame's six goals and four assists in '97. Sophomore who must raise their level of play if they fortable in their positions, shape than our competition," the team in scoring and has been named Big ff Connor LaRose has proven a capable cen hope to win their fourth berth to the NCAA we have a chance to be Johnson says, "and our fitness pro- East Rookie of the Week three of four times key players are Murphy and fifth-year David ff tral midfielder through the team's first con- tournament in the last six years. "Our great very, very good." 1 gram gives us an edge on the field. this season. Walton, who scored 45 goals Cutler, who combined to start 36 games in '97. Sophomore Stephen Maio, along with tests. est strength has been our greatest weakness The 1998 version of the ~ We feel that we are one ofthe top two and tallied 25 assists in high school, netted Junior Matt McNew and sophomore . thusfar,"Waltonsays. "We play to the level men's team is alreadyprov § teams in the Big East this year, and if seven goals in his first seven collegiate junior Matt De Domi.nicis, round out an Reggie McKnight also contribute to the of our competition. If we just come out more ing itself capable of com we improve our consistency we think we contests, including two game-winners and experienced backfield. "Our defense has midfield. McNew has switched back to his intense at the beginning of games and play can win the conference champion the game-tying goal against St. John's. been solid so far, and with Greg [Velho] in THE CAPTAIN. Matt natural position after spending his first two every game like it's against St. John's, we Johnson is hoping to lead ship." "Shane has obviously had an immediate the net, we'redifficultto score on," Johnson seasons at sweeper. McKnight is looking to are confident that we can defeat anyone in the Irish back to the NCAA Berticelli agrees, noting that the impact already," Berticelli says. "He is very says. tournament following an Seniors Johnson and Ben Bocklage head buildupon a successful freshman campaign the country." 0 Off-year in 1997. 1998 team is an extremely focused exciting to watch, because he's athletic, SCHOLASTIC 23 22 SCHOLASTIC OCTOBER 8, 1998 OCTOBER 8, 1998 MAGAZINE MAGAZINE ~ '" .J • , " .,. , - ~.: ' • : • • •• .' •

cago Tune-ups against club teams from poses two problems. First, the university more serious than interhall play, so for guys around the country. Club teams have play only provides enough funds for one team. who played sports in high school like I did, ers who are college age as well as people in Travel expenses for two teams that must ultimate frisbee allows you to engage in their later 20s and 30s. "Games against compete around the country are limited, good competition," Blanchet-Ruth says. experienced players give us a better under forcing them to keep most of their tourna Another aspect of ultimate frisbee that the standing of what we need to do to be suc ments in the Midwest. players appreciate is the spirit of the game. i ~ cessful, especially for play against colle The second problem is that the men's and This is the honor system, a unique aspect of ~ giate teams in the spring," Beeby says. women's teams have to share a practice the sport. There are no referees in the sport o Another factor that could propel Notre field at Stepan. Because ultimate frisbee and players are willing to call their own 0.... Dame into the national tournament is the requires much of the 100-yard field, the two fouls. The spirit of the game is an example (/) addition of Mike Shiel, a freshman from of how the sport of Chicago. He played on the Junior National ultimate frisbee re Ultimate Frisbee Team that competed 10) eating a team that has gone flects the players' re against five countries in August. "Playing spect for fairness and on that team gave me a better understanding llJ) to nationals each of the past good sportsmanship. of the level of competition out there," Shiel "The spirit of the says. "There are quality players out there 15 years ... proves how far we've game allows the game and it was great playing with them." to be competitive as Shiel's older brother, Dave, was a former progressed. -James Beeby well as fun," Blum member of the team. "Through Dave I knew says. Shiel agrees. a lot of the guys on the team before I came teams must split their practice from two-and "Players care about being fair more than here," Shiel says, "so the transition to play a-half hours to one hour and 15 minutes winning at all costs. It makes the sport that ing here was notthat hard." With the loss of eacq. "More practice time would really help much more fun to play." several seniors, the younger Shiel will play us in improving our fundamentals," says Ultimate is about more that tossing a a major role on the team, as will junior Blum, who is also club vice president. frisbee outside a dorm, it is a competitive Kevin Garvey, who returns to the team in Despite these troubles, the ultimate frisbee sport that a diverse group of students can the spring after a year abroad. team has a lot offun playing the sport.Shiel play and enjoy. Although the disc may never The team is self-run by captains. Without believes that the sport is much more com replace the pigskin, it is fast becoming a a coach, they still have the discipline to petitive than people assume. "The quality of new tradition in Notre Dame sports. 0 formulate plays and organize a team ca ultimate pable of advancing to nationals. "You don't frisbee play is I ALL INCLUSIVE. Courtney Blum and Brenna Moore are both members of the women's ultimate team. have to have a lot of organization. You just very high," he Ii want to make slire that everyone is having says. "You can I. fun and picking up the skills," senior and play on high ing year because of the recruitment efforts tionals." TOM REPETTO team member Matt Curreri says. levels and By of Luke Mullany, a former team captain This team is confident that they have The women's team has played very well compete in st Notre Dame students can re who graduated in 1997. enough talent to make it to nationals in the also. Last year, they were a game away from pro~level tour member taking advantage of some Current team captain and senior James M spring. They will need to defeat top regional nationals. This season, however, will chal naments." unny day in their childhood to Beeby was encouraged to join by Mullany, Ii teams like Michigan; Oberlin and Iowa to lenge the inexperienced squad that has lost Shiel also hurl a frisbee leisurely around the backyard. who lived across the street from him in I advance. At the national tournament, Notre eight seniors to graduation. Out of the 22 points out that But how many have ever thrown one in the Rochester, Minn. "I picked up the game Dame will challenge teams such as defend girls on.this year' s te~m, 12 players are new. the game is I heat of competition, with a season-ending back home and have enjoyed it here," Beeby j,. ing national champion UC-Santa Barbara Senior Captain Courtney Blum, along with easy to pick up defeat hanging in the balance? Ultimate says. !"" and perennial powerhouses Stanford and fellow seniors Amy Bowman and Kristin due to its' frisbee provides that opportunity. Since the teams' inception, they have Colorlido. The Irish's considerable progress D'Agostino, will try to lead the squad to simple rules Ultimate frisbee is a fast-growing sport become muchmore successful. In 1994 the over its first four seasons was displayed in victory and a run at nationals. and objectives. that combines some of the fundamentals of Notre Dame men's team came in second in an upset of the then.secortd-ranked Buffa "During the club season, we've defeated Car 1 0 football, basketball and frisbee-throwing. It its sectional, which is limited to Indiana and loes last year. all the collegiate teams that we've played, Blanchet is fast-paced and highly competitive. The Illinois teams looking to advance to the During the fall, the ultimate frisbee team so things look good for the spring," Blum Ruth, a fifth object of the game, similar to a touchdown regional finals. In the past two years, they plays collegiate and non-collegiate teams in says. The team is also looking forward to year architec pass in football, is to complete a pass into an have won sectionals and have performed open tournaments. Recently, Notre Dame more members returning from seasons ture major and end zone. Players must be stationary when well at regionals. They missed advancing to won an open sectional, beating Team Z, a abroad. ultimate throwing, and the sport is non-contact. Like the national tournament by one game each Chicago club team composed of former The university has not wholeheartedly frisbee veteran, rugby, possession of the disc changes hands year. collegiate ultimate players that goes to na supported the ultimate fri.sbee club. Despite enjoys the following a turnover, not after a required set Beeby says this year's team has the ad tionals virtually every year. "Beating a team requests by club mem.bers, the university sport because it of downs. vantages of experience and skill. "At prac that has gone to nationals each of the past 15 ~ will not recognize both a men 's and women's doesn'trequire Gl The ultimate frisbee men's and women's tice we're not just training people all the m years is really encouraging," Beeby says. ultimate frisbee team. The teams do not equipment and !; teams at Notre Dame were started five years time as in past years," he says. "We have . "It proves how far we've progressed. It also ()» even have uniforms. Although the ultimate works a lot of ;:: ago. They each had about seven players, the guys who have been on the team for three or -u gives us some extra motivation that we'll teams have held fund raisers to defray costs, different o minimum required for a game. The men's four years so we can work on plays and en build on in the fall and the spring." all petitions to the administration to recog team expanded to 20 members the follow- strategies that will help us advance to na- Notre Dame also competed in the Chi- muscles. "The DISC PLAYER. James Beeby tries to steal a catch from Dave nize the two teams have been denied. This sport is a lot Pickett at a recent ultimate frisbee team practice. 24 SCHOLASTIC OCTOBER 8, 1998 MAGAZINE OCTOBER 8,1998 SCHOLASTIC 25 MAGAZINE :1- developed thanks to his guidance," Megna more poetic color choice rather than real i Z says. "Williams' characters are so intense istic color, because the nature of the script that they are emotionally exhausting." is so much more than its text," he says. UJ Senior Kevin Carrigan, who plays Brick, "It's almost like prose poetry." Though ~ also believes that his character is challeng the play calls for relatively simple light IZ ing. "He's one of the most complex charac ing, Dreyer worked to make the texture ters in the play ... he's one of the best and look of the play reflect the characters. characters I've enjoyed playing," he says. Lighting is used to depict everything from ~ Bruce Auerbach, associate chair of the Venetian blinds to the moon shining be ~ Film, Television and Theatre department, tween trees. Dreyer says, "We wanted to UJ A Mississippi breeze blows through Washington Hall I- designed the set. One of the more unusual capture this idea through the blinds, while with FIT's mainstage opener, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof aspects of the stage is that it is built on a presenting architeCture that might exist ,Z slope. "We wanted to give a sense that all inside this house." iUJ I cents. And don't panic if you feel a Missis atre department. Both the actors and the was not quite well," Auerbach says. The In addition to the behind-the-scenes I BY JEN JOHNSON sippi breeze whispering over your shoulder. behind-the-scenes production team have slope provides a sense of unbalance that crew, the cast has tried to create a united s you walk around campus this Tennessee Williams' Cat on a Hot Tin been working long hours since the first adds to the play's mood. ensemble. As graduate student Dan Smith, @Yfo week, don't be surprised if you Roo/blows onto the N <;>tre Dame mainstage week of the semester, and all the hard work "The set is kind of abstract," says junior who plays Dr. Baugh, says, "We're all hear the sultry music of the this week, the first play of the year by the will begin to payoff with four productions stagehand Joe Weiler. "It has ahigh sense of very excited about working with each realism, but it's not dependent on those saxophone or the sounds of Southern ac- newly renamed Film, Television and The- this weekend, following yesterday's opener. other." :> aspects." s: Frequent mainstage director Professor Though the actors are excited, Bain :>z o Even the furniture hints at the tension says the play offers a challenge for young :> Reginald Bain is back as director of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof "Williams called the playa "I wanted some of actors with its long monologues. "It's a c m theatrical poem," Bain says, "and it's a the furniture to date back to plantation times, difficult play for young actors to perform, :D THEATRICAL POETRY. An experienced cast poem which celebrates the ritual of succes and I wanted the stereo to appear more because it's more character-driven than recent," Auerbach says, "The wicker furni plot-driven. " brings Tennessee Williams' masterpiece of sion in a family .... It's about people who are "prose poetry" to life. trying somehow to survive despite all the ture suggests a Southern atmosphere; some Junior Sean Dwyer, who plays Brick's chaos and torment of their lives." of the furniture wants to look like it older brother Gooper, believes the play has Further peiformances o/Cat on a Hot Tin The play is set on a sultry Southern plan matches." a universal message. "I believe the text Roof are at 7:30 p.m.from Thursday, Octo tation in a bedroom occupied by Brick Pollitt Kevin Dreyer, an associate professional deals very poignantly with communication ber 8 through Saturday, October 10 with a and his wife Maggie. They're having mari specialist in the theatre department, designed and personal relationships," he says. "We - matinee pelformance at 2:30 p.m. on Sun tal troubles, which only worsen when they the lighting for the show. "I went with a could all use a little help with both." 0 day, October 11. , find out that Brick's father, Big Daddy, has cancer. The play deals with these three characters in addition to Big Mama, the , matriarch of the Pollitts, and the manipula tive family members Gooper and Mae Pollitt. With Bain' s help, the actors hope to bring to life the personalities of the script without making them into caricatures, or stereo types of dysfunction. All four leads are seniors, and they've been acting for th~past three years or so. "This is a very experi enced group," B ain says. "They're all people I've worked with before, except for one or two." Senior Dan O'Brien takes on the role of Big Daddy, the aging plantatioI). owner and ruler of the Pollitt household. "He's a Mis sissippi redneck, but he's likable," O'Brien r says of his complex character. "He has a certain wisdom through simplicity; he has a certain everyman's philosophy. He's still dynamic and fun'ny, even though he attacks people." , Senior ~im Megna, who plays Maggie, appreciates her director's' influence on the deveiopment of her character. "Dr. Bain is so patient in allo~irig all of us to explore the SOUTHERN BELLE. Senior Kim Megna portrays the complex and sultry Maggie Pollitt. characters, andthey're really filled out and 26 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE OCTOBER 8, 1998 OCTOBER 8,1998 SCHOLASTIC 27 MAGAZINE :1- developed thanks to his guidance," Megna more poetic color choice rather than real i Z says. "Williams' characters are so intense istic color, because the nature of the script that they are emotionally exhausting." is so much more than its text," he says. UJ Senior Kevin Carrigan, who plays Brick, "It's almost like prose poetry." Though ~ also believes that his character is challeng the play calls for relatively simple light IZ ing. "He's one of the most complex charac ing, Dreyer worked to make the texture ters in the play ... he's one of the best and look of the play reflect the characters. characters I've enjoyed playing," he says. Lighting is used to depict everything from ~ Bruce Auerbach, associate chair of the Venetian blinds to the moon shining be ~ Film, Television and Theatre department, tween trees. Dreyer says, "We wanted to UJ A Mississippi breeze blows through Washington Hall I- designed the set. One of the more unusual capture this idea through the blinds, while with FIT's mainstage opener, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof aspects of the stage is that it is built on a presenting architeCture that might exist ,Z slope. "We wanted to give a sense that all inside this house." iUJ I cents. And don't panic if you feel a Missis atre department. Both the actors and the was not quite well," Auerbach says. The In addition to the behind-the-scenes I BY JEN JOHNSON sippi breeze whispering over your shoulder. behind-the-scenes production team have slope provides a sense of unbalance that crew, the cast has tried to create a united s you walk around campus this Tennessee Williams' Cat on a Hot Tin been working long hours since the first adds to the play's mood. ensemble. As graduate student Dan Smith, @Yfo week, don't be surprised if you Roo/blows onto the N <;>tre Dame mainstage week of the semester, and all the hard work "The set is kind of abstract," says junior who plays Dr. Baugh, says, "We're all hear the sultry music of the this week, the first play of the year by the will begin to payoff with four productions stagehand Joe Weiler. "It has ahigh sense of very excited about working with each realism, but it's not dependent on those saxophone or the sounds of Southern ac- newly renamed Film, Television and The- this weekend, following yesterday's opener. other." :> aspects." s: Frequent mainstage director Professor Though the actors are excited, Bain :>z o Even the furniture hints at the tension says the play offers a challenge for young :> Reginald Bain is back as director of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof "Williams called the playa "I wanted some of actors with its long monologues. "It's a c m theatrical poem," Bain says, "and it's a the furniture to date back to plantation times, difficult play for young actors to perform, :D THEATRICAL POETRY. An experienced cast poem which celebrates the ritual of succes and I wanted the stereo to appear more because it's more character-driven than recent," Auerbach says, "The wicker furni plot-driven. " brings Tennessee Williams' masterpiece of sion in a family .... It's about people who are "prose poetry" to life. trying somehow to survive despite all the ture suggests a Southern atmosphere; some Junior Sean Dwyer, who plays Brick's chaos and torment of their lives." of the furniture wants to look like it older brother Gooper, believes the play has Further peiformances o/Cat on a Hot Tin The play is set on a sultry Southern plan matches." a universal message. "I believe the text Roof are at 7:30 p.m.from Thursday, Octo tation in a bedroom occupied by Brick Pollitt Kevin Dreyer, an associate professional deals very poignantly with communication ber 8 through Saturday, October 10 with a and his wife Maggie. They're having mari specialist in the theatre department, designed and personal relationships," he says. "We - matinee pelformance at 2:30 p.m. on Sun tal troubles, which only worsen when they the lighting for the show. "I went with a could all use a little help with both." 0 day, October 11. , find out that Brick's father, Big Daddy, has cancer. The play deals with these three characters in addition to Big Mama, the , matriarch of the Pollitts, and the manipula tive family members Gooper and Mae Pollitt. With Bain' s help, the actors hope to bring to life the personalities of the script without making them into caricatures, or stereo types of dysfunction. All four leads are seniors, and they've been acting for th~past three years or so. "This is a very experi enced group," B ain says. "They're all people I've worked with before, except for one or two." Senior Dan O'Brien takes on the role of Big Daddy, the aging plantatioI). owner and ruler of the Pollitt household. "He's a Mis sissippi redneck, but he's likable," O'Brien r says of his complex character. "He has a certain wisdom through simplicity; he has a certain everyman's philosophy. He's still dynamic and fun'ny, even though he attacks people." , Senior ~im Megna, who plays Maggie, appreciates her director's' influence on the deveiopment of her character. "Dr. Bain is so patient in allo~irig all of us to explore the SOUTHERN BELLE. Senior Kim Megna portrays the complex and sultry Maggie Pollitt. characters, andthey're really filled out and 26 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE OCTOBER 8, 1998 OCTOBER 8,1998 SCHOLASTIC 27 MAGAZINE - .. '- -, . ~ ( . . .,': -' . . - . -

• FALL FLINGS. Present: Overblown prototype for every ()f,Huma nB,ondage oth~r sci-fi show continues to draw in . For th~sestudents attheUniversity of Wisconsin wh~ ~e .'. gazillions of viewers ,despite the fact that getting bored with the reguiar party scene, there's anew option: .Remns everyone except the two main characters . , · interactive.' bondage shows, complete with live music, at '.' realizes that tge big conspiracy is caused Madi~on;s nightclub Inferno. These shows give curiousUW The fall TV season offers a h()sto!new episodes, by old men and slimy black aliens trying studehf;the chance to explore theirdarkersidesby dressing lIP to kill everyone with bees. inblackbr white 'vinyl ~ fishnets optional~and pouring hot buiare they really all new ? Future: In the last five minutes .of the wax on or whlpping "submissive people" to get their kicks. The·' final. episode the writers. bring out. tile Owner of this uniqlle club, it happening guy named Apollo,is 0 you;ve got classes and midterms and parties and just couldn't find time to catch all only bizarre plot twist that hasn't been quick to pointout that"thisis not a big orgy likesqmepe9ple . thrown in yet: Mulder wakes up in bed yourfavorite lVpremieres1Not to\vorry. We here at OutOf Bounds have compiled the · think. It'spurelyenteitainmenC' He also notes that thereis S with his. wife Scully arid learns that the · rarely any nUdity6r bleeding. following synopses of the past, present and future of television, shows so that you can pick entire series has been one long dream. We here atOOCthink this is,quitefrankly" disgllsting. up watching where you left off, or eve,n jump onto the bandwagon ofa popular new show.' Ally M cB eal You 'llnever find.Notre Dame students dressed in. kinky '70s '. Clbthing,cnlmmedintdhot, sweatyroOIlls with loud music . , '. Past; Present, and Future: Allygetsa . with anything other than good, clean intentions in mind. Except .. negating the "Joey~Dawson Principle" (see case. Ally identifies with the case, and ..' atfreshmaIl parties, of ~OllfSe. . . Dawson's Creek . above). Ross got married but got ditched by confronts Dr. Tracy, who gives her some Past: Ridiculously articulate highschool . his new wife, so he went back to his ex- wacked-out remedy. Elaine, Renee and students deal with sex, sex, sex and some..,girlfriend!curreht friend Rachel before pur- Georgia offer the woman's perspective. times' friendship in relation to sex. An suing his' wife again. Joey and Phoebe Everyone begins slingmg around advice Clap On. Clap Off. affair between a student and his high haven't decided tobave sex together yet, liketheseniorsectionslingsaroundmarsh-, Pranks are a common occurrence on most campuses - but few school teacher, the threat of a serial killer, . but since Phoebe gives birth· tonight that mallows~ pranksters ever think to ask permission before pulling off their transvestites, an infamous basketball to may change soon enough. ". , Richard's male chauvinism contrasts stunts. Recently, five students at Princeton stole the Nassau Hall the face - and the show's only been on Future:All six friends end up sleeping with with Billy' s nice-guy personality, while bell clapper and ran across the football field during halftime of a one season! , each other, though Rossand,Rachelnever John "Ghostbusters 2" Cage acts weird. I home game to display it. Stealing the bell Clapper is a century-old i Present: Yesterday marked the premiere manage to develop a steady relationship Minor'~ddballscomeandgo, while ev- tradition, but the Clapper was hidden in 1991 because administra ,I of Dawson's Creek on the WB, kicking '.. e~enthoughtheY've been secretly in love eryone argues about who's going to take ! tors feared that students would get injured dudng the climb to the off yet another season ofthinlydisguis~d the whole time: Don't expect any ·of the care of Owen. Ally makes a closing re top of Nassau's bell tower. Freshman Joel Moxley, however, was sexual innuendo. characters to change anything other than, mark that bridges both sides of the argu- determined to find the Clapper and reClaim the prankster tradition. Future: Will weeverlearn if Dawson has their hair or "ment at once. Everyone end,s up atthe bar . cloth~S. "It was my only reason for coming to Princeton," he said proudly. a pistolor a rifle? Will Tamarastartdat- . listening to Vonda Shepard sing a song, .~',... Before Moxley and his friends ran across the field, though, they ing Cliff,Pacey;Doug,Mr. Gold, Bobby .,.fade to black; .' ,. Dope-Smoking Libertarians Saturday Night Liye made sure it was OK with of the Head of Public Safety and Joe;Cletus or Bailey? Will the characters , Past: John Bel~shi, Gilda: Ra.dner,· Dan .' "... '. '. Hoping that her political platform would appeal to college promised that they wouldn't disrupt the game. Moxley and his students, gubernatorial candidate Katherine Gallant spoke re ever talk like normal people? Sadly,the' AkroYd,Stev'eMartm,. The ClintonlLewinskyscandal friends now deny that they actually asked for permission. "I don't cently at the University of Arizona. Gallant is a former hairstyl answer to all the questions appears to be Present: Unknown cast members, Clinton Past: The President and Mrs. Lewfusky want people to think we did a lot of ass-kissing with the admin ist and owner of a salon called "Fantasy's Executive Sweets," a resounding no. Jokes, a noti~eable lack of Jennifer Love ." we~einhis chamb~rs when CENSORED . istration," said one of Moxley's cohorts, insistent that this be where men have their hair cut by women wearing only lingerie. Hewitt, the two guys that sbaketheir heads' in the hall with CENSORED Gap dress considered a real prank. Among the many things she would do as governor, she prom . Friends when they go to clubs~ndnot mucileise: with the tie CENSORED goats ,CEN- Since the theft, Moxley has quit school. His purpose at Princeton ised, would be to eliminate homework and decriminalize drugs . Past:.; Six. , friends, live.'. in New York" . and Even thaticonoffemiflism in the '90s, "The ' S'. 0' RE.. D s.o·h' e sa'y' s'" "C"..lose b.u. t no.c., igar...... was to steal the clapper, and that being done, he had no reason to She also believes strongly in the second amendment. "As a aremagibllly ableto sleep with everyone ·'Ladi~s'Man,;' is getting old. J.>re~~~t: Chelsea; ourpraye~s are with stay. We hope he'll consider applying to Notre Dame so that he woman who owns a 20-gauge shotgun, if you don't have the '. in the Big Applewithoutcontractm,g. '.. any Future:hlme, Lame,. Lame. .you...... " . can find a new purpose, the universal and time-withstanding right to protect yourself in America, what do you have?" she diseases. But ofcourse it gets boring to . Future: CNNannounces thauhe whole purpose that we all share here - our duty to participate in the challenged the students. UA students did not seem very recep i ~leep~ifu !i'different pers6n 6veryweek; .' .' '" ;,' . Th,e,X-Files:': .'. ihlngv,Tasa'f~ce'ciesig~ed', t6,bbostrat~ . Annual Keough Chariot Race. tive to her comments; one called her a "dope-smoking Libertar :so' in', the pa~t .. two.year~,.the,six ,ma~.. .'Past':, ChwersCi-fi '~h()w .C:reat~s:anev.i ings;:Everyppe.· h~f;,;a" good laug~:and' ',' ian." Gallant wasn't fazed, however. "Don't ever underestimate "characters have slept with:eachother.~' , premise:tw():~ge~ts, .. ~Hg~tly .attrac'te4t~ changes:fhe:charlIleliii oidert6 pur~ue a blonde, especially when she has. dark roots," Gallant told .... Prek~rit:'Ch~dler' and. Moni~i deCidetr·· 'eacji:'other;·'.J~cea \vo~ldWide'conspira:c:y . more 'wholesome'activities like'watchmg Critter Control students before she left. ,thais~*;·is, :better'th~nfri~ndship,thus ·.a~~ a,h6st~f,aUen.pre.4at6rs; . '.;, . the,ey,~r-g9Pu~~pcii,tY'~ffi;ve~. : D. When squirrel hunting season opened in Ohio on September 10, Since Gallant didn't feel like .the UA crowd was receptive Ohio University freshman Zach Hill was ready. He's been hunting enough, she has decided to join Bill Bradley in his lecture series squirrels with his father since he was nine years old and really here at Notre Dame. During her stay, she hopes to spend some enjoys this quality time with Dear Old Dad. He also likes the rush , time with the Progressive Student Alliance and exercise her he feels when he killS'the squirrels (four-squirrel-a-day limit), freedom of speech though sidewalk chalk. Look for her punchy because iCs such a challenging sport. According to Hill, you have Libertarian messages on the way to class - "Liberty, Pot and to be quiet and careful in order to sneak up on the little guys. Firearms For All!" and "Fight For Your Right to Cut Hair "Squirrels are a lot smarter than people think they are," he said. Naked." , Well, they aren't that smart. There is one reportedly enrolled in Freshman Comp, but he isn't passing. by Kimberly Blackwell 28 SCHOLASTIC OCTOBER 8, 1998 OCTOBER 8; 1998 SCHOLASTIC 29 MAGAZINE MAGAZINE z o For the Love of God I () I ~ r» o m l Z V) Put Some Pants on that Man' o o An abundance offree T-shirts leaves some » ~ Z with their pants down ~ UJ Let us look at topless beaches. SUNDAY UJ BY JOHN lNFRANCA Actually, try notto look, that would hey are there to greet every nervous be immoral and I'm not here to ~ Tfreshman when he first arrives promote voyeurism. Insteadmerely on campus. They assist recent credit consider topless beaches - not as a card applicants in the celebration of future place to go on the weekend (trust debt. They boldly proclaim to fellow stu me, I've checked, there are none dents that yes, indeed, the Cincinnati Bell within driving distance), but rather tolls for thee. Free T-shirts are more than an as a social construct. Topless icon of bad fashion and low budgets: they beaches call upon attendees to have are a rite of passage for Notre Dame stu far more pairs of shorts than shirts. dents that is far more steeped in tradition And yet despite this rather ludi than tailgating or squirrel-tossing. crous consideration, the endless pro I'm proud to say that. since coming to liferation offree shirts continues on Notre Dame I have had little reason to buy this campus. my own shirts. In fact, my T-shirt collection The reason behind this is quite is probably the only thing this school has not clear. Notre Dame, through the charged me for. I can generally count on a nearly uncontrollable distribution of com . and her." Realistically, this year's edition dozen or so new T-shirts every year, begin plimentary chest wear, has sought one rather may as well have replaced "Do not remove ning with CBtD and ending with AnTostal. perverted goal: the advent and proliferation from locker room" with "Do not wear in And although the former always seem to fall of bottomless beaches. What other plau . public." short of being "cool" and the latter always sible explanation can be constructed to ac Even my own family has not spared me appear in colors similar to a package of count for the lack of free shorts? . the embarrassment of strange and tasteless Tropical Skittles, they are all free. It is upon the basis of this lack of free T-shirts. To commemorate the 12-hourdrive I have little reason to complain, but I will shorts that I believe the university must to Notre Dame at the start of my sophomore anyway. assume full responsibility for all bun-runs year my sister had a few shirts custom made. To begin with, I hllVe finally begun to and similar Clothing-optional activities. Emblazoned on the front pocket was the notice the sharp disproportion between the What do you expect when you go around phrase "Notre Dame or Bust!" This T-shirt number ofT-shirts and the amount oflegwear giving people loads of free shirts but not a is merely one example in a series of mildly in my drawers. I am sure many of you have damn thing to cover their twigs and berries? clever but annoying shirts my family has noticed similar problems lurking within your Throw me a freaking fig leaf, people. Maybe subjected me to since youth. At age three, wardrobe. I seem to have hundreds of T I'm getting upset over nothing, but I really I learned to use the bathroom all by myself .shirts for every pair of pants, shorts or bikini don't enjoy sitting in Lafortune during fi (it still ranks among my most noteworthy briefs. The possible permutations make my nals and watching as a couple of guys from personal achievements). The next week my head reel and keep me up late at night. "It Zahm run by with no shorts on, simply family all brandished shirts proclaiming just doesn't make sense," I tell myself. because CBLD was too cheap to hand them "Little Johnny used the John." It made me "Someone make it go away. The shirts, my out during orientation. Let us, as a clothing wish I still wore diapers. In fact, I was 15 by God, the shirts! They're reproducing right preferred community, fmally place the blame the time I convinced them to stop wearing before my eyes!" Wouldn't you love some for these activities where it truly belongs. those mortifying shirts. free shorts to balance your wardrobe? How It's not like these shirts are anything great, In a few weeks my sister and brother-in about a lime green pair from AnTostal? either. Let's be honest. There are very few law will be coming to visit for the Army That way you could look like some anach free shirts that one would be willing to pay game. You may spot them around campus. ronistic jogger struggling to find a path out for. It's not like CBLD's free T-shirts will They'll be wearing the shirts that say "Fly ofthe mid-1980s. But perhaps there is some ever appear on the Today Show as part of ing in the Sky to See Johnny 1." I'll be sick, hidden reason for the disparity. "This Fall's hottest new ensemble, for him walking about 30 feet behind them. 0 30 SCHOLASTIC OCTOBER 8, 1998 OCTOBER 8, 1998 SCHOLASTIC 31 MAGAZINE MAGAZINE

I. . '_. . _.., . , " _ _~_ z o For the Love of God I () I ~ r» o m l Z V) Put Some Pants on that Man' o o An abundance offree T-shirts leaves some » ~ Z with their pants down ~ UJ Let us look at topless beaches. SUNDAY UJ BY JOHN lNFRANCA Actually, try notto look, that would hey are there to greet every nervous be immoral and I'm not here to ~ Tfreshman when he first arrives promote voyeurism. Insteadmerely on campus. They assist recent credit consider topless beaches - not as a card applicants in the celebration of future place to go on the weekend (trust debt. They boldly proclaim to fellow stu me, I've checked, there are none dents that yes, indeed, the Cincinnati Bell within driving distance), but rather tolls for thee. Free T-shirts are more than an as a social construct. Topless icon of bad fashion and low budgets: they beaches call upon attendees to have are a rite of passage for Notre Dame stu far more pairs of shorts than shirts. dents that is far more steeped in tradition And yet despite this rather ludi than tailgating or squirrel-tossing. crous consideration, the endless pro I'm proud to say that. since coming to liferation offree shirts continues on Notre Dame I have had little reason to buy this campus. my own shirts. In fact, my T-shirt collection The reason behind this is quite is probably the only thing this school has not clear. Notre Dame, through the charged me for. I can generally count on a nearly uncontrollable distribution of com . and her." Realistically, this year's edition dozen or so new T-shirts every year, begin plimentary chest wear, has sought one rather may as well have replaced "Do not remove ning with CBtD and ending with AnTostal. perverted goal: the advent and proliferation from locker room" with "Do not wear in And although the former always seem to fall of bottomless beaches. What other plau . public." short of being "cool" and the latter always sible explanation can be constructed to ac Even my own family has not spared me appear in colors similar to a package of count for the lack of free shorts? . the embarrassment of strange and tasteless Tropical Skittles, they are all free. It is upon the basis of this lack of free T-shirts. To commemorate the 12-hourdrive I have little reason to complain, but I will shorts that I believe the university must to Notre Dame at the start of my sophomore anyway. assume full responsibility for all bun-runs year my sister had a few shirts custom made. To begin with, I hllVe finally begun to and similar Clothing-optional activities. Emblazoned on the front pocket was the notice the sharp disproportion between the What do you expect when you go around phrase "Notre Dame or Bust!" This T-shirt number ofT-shirts and the amount oflegwear giving people loads of free shirts but not a is merely one example in a series of mildly in my drawers. I am sure many of you have damn thing to cover their twigs and berries? clever but annoying shirts my family has noticed similar problems lurking within your Throw me a freaking fig leaf, people. Maybe subjected me to since youth. At age three, wardrobe. I seem to have hundreds of T I'm getting upset over nothing, but I really I learned to use the bathroom all by myself .shirts for every pair of pants, shorts or bikini don't enjoy sitting in Lafortune during fi (it still ranks among my most noteworthy briefs. The possible permutations make my nals and watching as a couple of guys from personal achievements). The next week my head reel and keep me up late at night. "It Zahm run by with no shorts on, simply family all brandished shirts proclaiming just doesn't make sense," I tell myself. because CBLD was too cheap to hand them "Little Johnny used the John." It made me "Someone make it go away. The shirts, my out during orientation. Let us, as a clothing wish I still wore diapers. In fact, I was 15 by God, the shirts! They're reproducing right preferred community, fmally place the blame the time I convinced them to stop wearing before my eyes!" Wouldn't you love some for these activities where it truly belongs. those mortifying shirts. free shorts to balance your wardrobe? How It's not like these shirts are anything great, In a few weeks my sister and brother-in about a lime green pair from AnTostal? either. Let's be honest. There are very few law will be coming to visit for the Army That way you could look like some anach free shirts that one would be willing to pay game. You may spot them around campus. ronistic jogger struggling to find a path out for. It's not like CBLD's free T-shirts will They'll be wearing the shirts that say "Fly ofthe mid-1980s. But perhaps there is some ever appear on the Today Show as part of ing in the Sky to See Johnny 1." I'll be sick, hidden reason for the disparity. "This Fall's hottest new ensemble, for him walking about 30 feet behind them. 0 30 SCHOLASTIC OCTOBER 8, 1998 OCTOBER 8, 1998 SCHOLASTIC 31 MAGAZINE MAGAZINE

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He didn't want you to go to as it stared at me with wonder that withering exterior. Notre Dame because he couldn't. He just wanted to see When I told Grandpa you decide for yourself to take advantage of something I had never before seen in him or ofmy acceptance, his that he knew was special." any other human being. good eye flashed as My grandma saw I was speechless, overcome with a it stared at me with a regret I felt swelling inside me, and, to my disbelief, she Zac Kulsrud is the wonder that! had never before seen in him or any laughed. "You probably didn't know," she added, "that MAGAZ N E assistant Campus Life other human being. At the time that eye para we had to postpone Qurmarriage when Grandpa found out editor of Scholastic lyzed me in unconscious fear because 1 hadn't Notre Dame played Army on the originally scheduled r~-~-7~---;---~'."'-~""'---:-"---~-"'c"-"------~--1 Magazine. yet learned of the long -abandoned dream that lay wedding day." Only $35 a year - regular bi f ·Plea.seput hleon y~ur subscription list for 1998-1999 '. behind it. My grandma's words made me think again of the day '.:.. ' At the time I had no knowledge of the dream I told my grandpa that I was accepted to Notre Dame, and weekly issues plus the annual .'." .'., that had faded with my Grandpa's youth. As a how naYve I must have looked in his clouded sight. Then ',.",,','... ' ...... ;...... • young man he had grown up in Speedway, Ind., I thought about the few times when I had talked to him Football Review . . "f.':,., '-:'-:', but the Indianapolis 500 occupied his sports about how school was going, and how he would just stare ";Addr~ss:< . ' ... - ... ..• : ;.,.": ..: .•... ".' ' '...... ' ".... ,:.' .". You'll find: . . conscious for only one weekend a year. His true back. 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