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Student Newspaper of Emmanuel College Volume Two, Issue 5 April 29. 2004

Pirates Set Sail t6 Emmanuel By Sarah Talty the 80-foot obstacle course, the sumo the ·afternoon. "Everyone was able to wrestling gear, and the pirate ph2.tos. participate because of the many different The quad was no longer a grassy area Party Vision has contributed to events that were spread out during the for wiffie ball and tanning, but a gigantic Emmanuel's Clambake for the past few day," said Benevides. Activities such as a inflatable playpen complete with loud years. Skip-It and hula hoop challenge, spon music, free food and t-shirts, pirate hats, Bon Appetite closed the cafeteria for sored by the Class of 2006, three-legged games, prizes, and friends. Emmanuel the day and provided students with races, sponsored by RHC, and limbo, 'students walked the plank and dove into . cookout-style food, drinks (many in a sponsored by CASE, attracted many their childhood as they participated in kiddie pool), and ice cream. Clambake 2004- "Pirates of the Fenway" Clubs and organizations sponsored See Bake, Page 3 on Sunday, April 25. different events which ran all throughout This spring week event is put on each year by the special events group in CASE, chaired by Allece Weller and Julie Benevides. For two years Weller and Benevides have been in charge of Clam­ bake, one of the largest and most popular events on campus. More people came out for the event this year than last year, said Benevides. ''This year we held the event on the quad which made it more centralized." Last year the event took place in the library parking lot and the surrounding area, which caused for the event to be more spread out. The fact that the event was more centralized, said Benevides, seemed to attract more participants. This year there were more inflatables, which were rented from Party Vision. This company provided the "Bungee Run," Good times and great laughs were a part of the Annual Clam Bake, one of the biggest events of the year Editor's Note: Unsung Hero By Patrick Bemis 'The.Men of Emmanuel: America has been waiting for a hero. In these times of IJlisconstrued priorities Perspective on Growth, Community and uncertain ideals, the very role models children look up to have disappointed and Life at Emmanuel College society. When money matters most, and egos make athletes think they are un- . By Josh Fanning advertise the school. I say this be'Cause of touchable, a noble man emerged and the residence hall rules back then. I lived regenerated the "faith" that mankind was Emmanuel College's schoo! year of on the second floor and if I visited a friend 2001-2002 was a landmark year for the looking for. on all all~girls floor, I had to be escorted college. It was the fIrst year that the and signed in after 12:00 a.m. It seemed as Unbounded courage and college, traditionally an all woman if they wanted to create a male enclave of college, had its fIrst coeducational class sorts. The programming has become more compassion join'd... Alternately enter its gates. Since its fIrst coeduca­ gender neutral but that's as the numbers proclaim him good and great, tional class, Emmanuel has experienced equalize and is a normal thing. Classes on And make the hero and the man tremendous 'growth. The facilities have the other hand; many times I look at the complete expanded, there have been many classes course selection packets and note the -Joseph Addison added as well as new majors forming. number of classes which are entitled The clubs and organizations on this "Women in History" or "Women in campus are flourishing .. In May of 2002, 27 year-old Pat Catholicism." Added to that there are still With the transformation from female many women issued syllabi (i.e. many Tillman left behind millions of dollars, a to coeducational college, many students wife, and an NFL football career to serve readings for my classes are focused have different opinions of how the school around predominantly female casts of in the U.S. Army. As a member of the has changed. When the school allowed Elite Army Ranger's Patrol he and his characters or around female issues). What males to enroll in the college, it was a Eric refers to in the academic portion of brother, a minor lea,gue baseball player; point of the administration to make sure his answer is the Women's Studies major. dropped their careers to serve their that the females of Qur school were not Currently the Women's Studies major is "a country. Tillman became the fIrst pro ignored. In doing so, the question dynamic, multi-disciplinary approach to football player in over three decades to remained: "Are the males of our school the study and analysis of women's die in co~bat. being ignored? And are the classes as well These men have shown great experiences, contributions, voices and as programming of our school gender lives," according to the Emmanuel courage, and we salute them for their bias?" College website. sacrifIces. We salute all members of the Eric Martin, member of the class of There are currently over 30 clubs and United States Armed Forces for their 2005, the fIrst coed class, said, "I don't organizations on campus, all of continued dedication to protect the people think the administration ignored the men of this country. These are the men and at this school at all, however there was a Women who remind us that heroes are sense my freshman year that we were found away from the competition, past the merely a sort of trophy to try and See Men, Page 3 statistics, and beyond the riches.

\ \ ,\ <. t " \ \ I 1 \ ' Pa~e2 t - EDITORIAL How To Play Wiffle-Ball By Brian Bassett

As intelligent students of Emmanuel College, 1 am positively certain that all of you have observed the recent transition to warm weather in Boston. 1 am also confIdent that you have taken notice of the endless wiffle ball opportunities that arise from such weather. Now I'm sure you're thinking, yeah, I'm aware of the opportu­ nity, but wiffle ball's so difficult Briguy! How can you possibly provide me with successful instructions on how to play this complex sport? Trust me. With my easy _ to use, step by step guide, you will conquer your wiffle fright and be on your way to stardom before you can say "the , wind took it,J swear!" Step One: Setting Choose the perfect location. You can't just play anywher~, so make surl! you Dirty Thoughts choose a plot ofland that is near some trees.,That way when the ball's hit to you, you can confIdently assert "yeah I was gonna' get that, butthe trees totally got in my way!" , Step Two: Materials ' By Eddie Kelly Make sure you have the right equipment. I recommend as large a bat as possible, years. To make the elevator ride a little and a corked ball is a must. Why corked? So the ball will travel farther with less effort 400 The Fenway is the home of more entertaining, you make notice that of course! I suggest filling it with newspaper, and then masking the sides with that gray Bo~ton's fastest growing Catholic college. one is missing its handrail or that the , tape that smells. Not only that, but it is home to over 850 panels are loose. Now what happened Step Three: Verbal Preparation there? That will remain a mystery: college students as well. However, have Now you're ready to play rigl1t? Wrong. Before you step on the field, luwayS make Another mystery would be the exit peopl~ lost sight that it is actually the sure that you have,a set of excuses on hand. If you're batting, and you strike out, always signs on some of the floors. In some cases home to.these students? With the recent say something about your friend's pitching, or blame the bat. If you're pitching and you , the signs have been knocked off or broken , events that have happened over in St. hit your batter, blame him for crowding the plate. ' Joes, it appears so. The Emmai:mel ~ leaving,an empty square box with a Step Four;, Priorities College resident halls are being tried like dangling light bulb. Thank god there has Make "'(iffle ball your number one commitment. You should be playing, -talking, or , , dumps. Are there any clean common areas not been an inci~ent where people,have thinking about wiffle ball at all times. You may have a job to keep, or a paper to write, left? been unable to find the exit. But then or you might have even signed up to pay'twenty dollars a month for s'ome kid's food in Next time you're taking a brisk walk again, we all live here and know where down Brookline Ave makq sure you ' the stairwells are and, how to exit the Ethiopia. Don't let these trivialities stand in the way of your dreams. Wiffle ball should admire our garbage heap, if you may, of building during a fire alarm. . be your number one priority"regardless of the circumstances. Just follow my lead: I'm eggs, furniture, and whatever else is not Fire alarm. Those are two words supposed to be writing a paper right now, but am I?' No. I'm writing about wiffle ball nailed down in ()ur kitchens. Do these everyone in St. Joe's is familiar with due instead. "egg throwers" take pride in destroying to our wake up call on April 15. Remem­ Step Five: Go out and play their quality of living as opposed to work ber when some student (or students) lit Right Now! to making their living area as appealing as smoke bombs off sending a sulfur smell,as possible? The sad part is, this was not a well as the ringing of the fIre alarm one time thing. All week there have been throughout the building? All of St. Joe's new objects spread out around our lawn. was evacuated fo~ roughly an hour. I On the topic of the lawn, how can you know I had some trouble getting back-to forget how it turned into a recycling bin bed after that. I am sure 1 am not the only djunct Aggravatio for beers, cans, haqdles, and various other one that ended up missing my 9:30 class bottles this year? 1 have never been so the next morning, By Nicole Carbonneau ashamed to walk by Emmanuel College in I cannot help but struggle to under­ stand how someone can have absolutely my life. Once you reach the entrance to How many adjunct professors do you have this semester? It seeni\ everyone has zero respect for everyone else they live St. Joes, more vandalism can be seen. at least one. Emnianuel College prides itself on the fact that it is a small school with with. What could cause this type of ' Have you ever taken a ride up the ' small class sizes and excellent teacher-student relations. However, the school has behavior? Drunkeness? Complete disre­ elevators? Well, when you go to press not demonstrated this very well lately, Last fall, we started the school year with gard for others? Or just plan immaturity? your desired floor do not be alarmed when fifty-four adjuncts. According to the 2003-04 Academic Catalog, we have forty­ Dorm life is supposed to be a fun experi­ you see there is not button'for it. Why is eight full and part time professors, which means adjuncts make up 53% of the ence, not one full of everyday frustration. that you may be asking? Well, some teaching faculty. That is not even inclusive of adjuncts added this semester! Is a So next time, before you throw that students started to play with them. Soon faculty of adjuncts, what studen~s came to Emmanuel for? cigarette butt on the sidewalk or use the they became lose and as opposed to What is most upsetting is the quality of the adjuncts. While a small number are elevator floor as your trash can, think notifying Building and Grounds, some truly excellent and are contributors to the Emnianuel community, that is not the case about all the people who are going to be people felt it would be better to try to pry with most. Adjunct professors do not spend enough time here to really know the them off as tiny tokens of their college affected by 'what you do. school, nor do they really care. Most teach at one or more other schools or have separate careers. The grading policies of adjuncts are often vague or completely unexplained. Their syllabi are usually lacking any real course plan or are even Letter From The Editor nonexistent. These') alone are evidence to the disorganization and the nonchalant By Patrick Bemis attitude many adjuncts have.Whikthis loose method may be kosher in bigger universities, it is unacceptable in this small community. To those of you who are graduating With more adjuncts, students do not have the advantage of knowing Thomas Paine once wrote, "These are we say faretheewell and good luck as you Emmanuel's amazing faculty as well as they should. Classes that should be taught the times that try mens souls." Well as we go on to accomplish greater endevours. As by committed faculty members, especially introductory courses, are thrown to have found out over the course of this for those who will return for another year adjuncts who usually do not have the same education level as most of the full and school year, these are the times that push enjoy your time at home, do not take this part time professors. This is only detrimental to the students. Adjuncts who do not you to the edge. But the instant gratifica­ time for granted because for many of us know Emmanuel or the professors can not adequately prepare students ,to do well for tion for us all is that we made it. We made going home does not happen often, and the rest of their years here. it through another ·year of over loaded when you are at home take recognition of The enormous influx of adjuncts is no doubt due in part to the fast growth this schedules, 3:00 a.m. fire alarms, all the little things. For example, walking in school has experienced. However, that is not an excuse. Emmanuel should hire more l nighters, and penny pinching. bare feet on carpet, playing with your pet, full time faculty to avoid this problem. The existing professors are wonderful, As you take a look back on the year, I not wearing shower shoes, opening the knowledgeable, and care about this school community. Some adjuncts follow suit, hope you can say, 'I made,the most of-it.' , refrigerator door when ever you get but most will not even be on campus long enough to notice this article. Because if you did ,not make the most of hungry, and most imortantly the food. I it, then you just wasted nine months out of Enjoy your summer, and be safe, we want i the best four years of your life. to see you all next year.

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Ideas for a Sizzling Summer A Male Insight of By Emily Arbeene The time we have waited for has finally come- the semester is over and Emmanuel's Growth summer break is officially here. The only question now is, what do I do? Many of you probably have a job or other plans Michael Valanzola, member of the class of already lilied up, but there are just as Men, From Page 1 2007 said, "since the beginning of my many of you whose summer slates are freshmen year I have noticed nothing ' clean thus far. What if sun and sand aren't your which are open to all students of except acceptance and equality among the For those of you originally from the thing? That's OK, check out some of these Emmanuel. Only one club is directed entire school population. With over 3Q Boston area, you should be well aware of other ideas to keep yourself busy over the specifically towards women and that is school organizations and clubs, men hold what to do in the' summer. For those of summer months. you who are new to the area, or who just FEMCO. FEMCO is noted to be a club just as many prominent positions within Volunteer your time. Why waste don't pay attention to these things, here that can inform the Emmanuel College these clubs as wO,men do. It has been a it sitting on the couch watching Saved by are a few suggestions of what to do this community of women's issues. We are not true pleasure attending Emmanuel this the Bell reruns? Put yourself to good use, past year, and I look forward to an even summer. the only school with an organization like and have ~ good time while you're at it. A main summer attraction is the thii'. In fact, many colleges have a club or more rewarding and exciting sophomore Great places to volunteer are local beach. Although it may not seem to be the . organization similar to this. For example, year. Emmanuel is filled with great hospitals, soup kitchens, and animal truth, there are several enjoyable, clean Colorado College has FEMCO at their people and I believe if we all work shelters. Check your local newspaper for beaches in Boston and the surrounding school. FEMCO's mission statement is as · together, men and women, we can . listings. Other popular organizations are areas. Here's a brief list: follows, "The Feminist Collective is a conquer anything." Habitat For Humanity ( www.habitat.org) student organizatiQn dedicated to explor­ Whether the students of EIillnanuel Revere Beach- This is on~ oflhe and the Big BrotheriBig Sister Association ing women's issues through the avenues College believe that the male population nation's first public beaches. Maybe not (www.bbbsa.org) is being ignored, truly it is in the eyes of the cleanest or most pristine beach, it is of activism, education, and community Work. As college students, we' need outreach in an open-minded, supportive the behoider. One thing is for certain, still a fun place to go with your friends, money. Take advantage of having your and diverse atmosphere." . however. We must remember that as a with swimming, fishing, concerts, and days off from homework. Find a part time Last year, Albert Hayle, SGA coeducational college, we should all strive restaurants ..Take the MBTA Blue Line to . or full time job at a restaurant, retail store, President-elect, put a meeting together to create an environment that is suitable Revere Beach. coffee shop, etc. Check out the following entitled, "Men of EmmanueL" The . for all, and at the same time, never forget Winthrop Beach- This beach resources for ideas: www.monster.com. meeting was organized to meet the goal of what traditions this college was founded boasts a one mile waterfront with www.hotjobs.com. finding out what the needs of the males at on. restrooms, a bathhouse, picnic tables, www.bostonworks.com this school were and whether or not they What are your comments on this swimming, concessions, lI-nd tennis! Travel. Visit friends or family out of were being met. The meeting included issue? Please forward them to basketball courts. Watching the planes at topics such as programming and what . [email protected] and have your state, take a road trip, or just go some­ Logan Airport is also an option. Take the where you've never been t>efore. New programs the students could put on to voice heard on the topic and maybe you MBTA Blue Line to Orient Heights. - make them more "gender neutral." can see your opinion in the next issue of York City, Canada, Maine, Florida, the Lynn Shores Reservation- This the EC Times. GrfUld Canyon- wherever. Try is the least urban of the Boston area www.travelocitx.com, www.orbitz.com, beaches. It consists of 5 beaches- Nahant www.cheaptickets.com. . beach, Long beach, Red Rock beach, www.priceline.com for the best deals and Student Center Provides King's beach, and Lynn beach. There is last minute plans. A great idea is the $10 waterfront, sand dunes, tide pools, jogging Chinatown to Chinatown Bus. For around trails, restrooms, concessions, fishing, $10, you can take a trip to NYc. Visit Excitement for Next Year jogging, swimming, and first aid avail­ www.luck;ystarbus.com for details. able. Take the MBTA to Haymarket or the , These ideas should get you brain­ Blue Line to Wonderland, then take the storming for things to do this summer if Students and Administrators Anticipate the Inaugural 4411442 bus to Central Square in Lynn, you need the inspiration. If these ideas then take the 439 bus to the boathouse at don't appeal to you, then of course you Semester of the Jean Yawkey Student Center in the the rotary. can always keep the couch company and Fall of 2004 enjoy those reruns ... . May 2003 By Emily Arbeene There will also be meeting and Annual Clam conference rooms for the Jean R. Yawkey . Center for CommUnity Leadership The Jean Yawkey Student Center is a program as well as Emmanuel trustees .Bake Hits much anticipated addition to the and administration. Athletic offices will Emmanuel College community. For the move from the St. Joe's basement to the past year or so, Emmanuel students have new center. The academic areas of Marian College had no centra. 'hang out place'. With the Hall will be accessible from the student opening of the center, we will have a center, while the current main entrance to brand new gym, meeting spaces, and a the dining hall will be removed. Bake, From Page 1 place to call our own. Of course there is There are also speculative plans for nothing wrong with the residence halls or renovations to the dining hall, with new participants and spectators. All afternoon the library, but when we look around at floors and furniture to be added, as well as students could get their face painted, get a Boston University or Northeastern with reconfigurations of food preparation. Our tattoo or bandana, learn how to make a their centers, it's hard not to have that "I beloved Plaza Cafe will transition from hemp necklace, or snack on .some home­ want one, too" feeling. Have no fear, the Administration building to the Student January 2004 made cotton candy! because the Jean Yawkey Student Center Center (which brings about an interesting Melissa Carroll, a sophomore and is slated to open in the fall. question- will it still be called the Plaza member of CASE, participated in the The center has been shrouded in Cafe?). As of yet the fate of the current "Bungee Run" and the competition mystery for the past few months, with . Plaza cafe is unknown. The quad is also between classes through the obstacle questions being asked as far as what supposed to undergo re-landscaping to course. Although the freshmen won the exactly will be in it. While these plans reunify the campus and improve appear­ competition, Carroll still had a great time have changed, there has been an updated ances after many months of construction. participating: "the relay race was lots of version of what the center will contain. While these plans may change, fun because we competed not only against . The four floor building will boast an whatever the administration decides to other individuals, but against other atrium with cafe style seating - bound to include in the new Student Center will be classes." be a popular study and meeting place. An welcomed by the Emmanuel community. Although the weather felt more like entrance to the main dining hall will also Sports teams will have their own practice Pictures courtesy of the Office of mid-February than late-April, students savored the few hours in which they could be available. Fitness equipment will and playing space, and students will have Goveminent, Community, and be kids again, running around on complement the brand new gym, in a brand new core location to meet, greet, Public Relations addition to the equipment already in the and eat. inflatables while wearing pirate hats and residence halls. eye patches. , """, t , , , I ., . , , ,1 , I , I , , , • " , ", t' ..

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will able to because it's true will happen. Also with my untimely shall become my predesessor and everyone shall say hello .lOA. Lastly if you're reading this, I am dead and that means Pete and ChriS get 4.0's!ll!

Members of tIle Class of 2004 getting ready for a night out on the town.

Class of 2004 Senior Cap and Gown Ceremony in October.

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We actually paid money to watch that movie? The hope of a new millennium BHOP. What does that stand for? should have at least brought wonderful movies with unique storylines, emotional drama, Boston House of Pizza. No, this is not a and humorous dialogue. Sadly, however, this was not case. We've unfortunately sit-down, be served by a waiter or committed ourselves to paying for movies that didn't even deserve to be conceived. waitress, and leave a tip restaurant. It is The Emmanuel College Times invites you to reminisce on just a few: your typical pizza shop. But, it is one of the best I have found! "Dumb and "Glitter" (2001): The Boston House of Pizza provides Dumberer" (2003): "In music she a very welcoming environment, and it is Like trying to make a found her dream, perfect for the college student. Not to remix to Beethoven's hedove, herself," mention, it is right down the street from Fifth, or making a was the film's Northeastern University. I was surprised new painting of the taglirie. Come on as to the large amount of seating provided. Mona Lisa with a: people, couldn't What was even more surprising was different facial you tell this was the number of people filling the seats - expression, movie- . going to be the almost all of the booths were occupied. I makers decided to construct a prequel to cheesiest film ever just by reading the find this amazing for a si.Jnple pizza shop - "Dumb and Dumber:" 1994's classic tagline? It's ok though. Just let me take a especially one that could easily house 50 comedy starring Jim Carrey and Jeff few deep breaths. Ok I'm ready. "Glitter" people. Daniels. A couple of nobodies try to fill is about an aspiring singer, Billie Frank I walked up to the counter to read the the huge shoes of Carrey and Daniels, (Mariah Carey), with a troubled past. ,. menu (listed on a board on the wall). only to create a dismal performance with a Eventually, she meets a DJ that produces Whatever you would expect to find on the load of slap stick crap and really bad her work and the two fall in love: The menu of any other pizza shop can be impersonations of the superb catch films plot is fairly analogous to the life found here - pizza, calzones, salads, phrases and mannerisms of their brilliant story of Mariah herself. Coincidentally, 'sandwiches, etc. But there's more! predecessors. I think this one let down the life story of Mariah Carey is equally BHOP offers another type of pizza! millions of people. Personally, if it boring and pointless. Sicilian pizza. For those of you.who are weren't for months of rehab, I wouldn't be unfamiliar with this type of pizza, here's here today. "From Justin to the lowdown: more dough than usual, lots Kelly" (2003): You of cheese, and square-shaped. If you "Gigli" (2003): may not admit it haven't tried it yet, I suggest doing so. How could you not now, but you know You'll be in for a treat! expect this film on you saw it. After the At the counter, I ordered two slices of the list? "Gigli" is huge success of Sicilian pizza and a Diet Coke. This came (supposed to be) a American Idol, to a total 'Of about $5.00. 'f!1en I went and comedy in which movie-makers sat down at one of the booths. Five Ben Affleck (Gigli) thought it must be a minutes later, after what I was told would portrays a tough great idea to make a movie out of it; a be a "long wait," I got called to go pick up gangster sent to kidnap the brother of the musical; with really, really bad music and my food. I walked up to the counter, took lawyer attempting to indict Gigli's mob acting. Kelly Clarkson and Justin my tray, grabbed some napkins, and sat boss. Gigli runs into Ricki (Jennifer Guarini starred in this film, which was back down to enjoy one of my favorite Lopez), another gangster, and (who about the two meeting up on spring break foods! would have guessed?), they fall in love. and filling pitifully in love. Luckily, After I found out how tasty the Although we still may not be able to most theatres provided barf bags for the Sicilian pizza was, I would have liked to pronounce the name of this movie, we really bad parts of this one. try one of the sandwiches or calzones to can surely say that we mustn't go watch a see how they compared to other places, movie just because it has big stars in it. Pictures from www.images.google.com but I was definitely way to full. So after a yummy, cheap meal in a chill pizza shop, I Upon reflecting about these horrible movies, we can see a pattern: THE STARS IN would definitely recommend that you give THESE MOVIES ARE NOT GOOD ACTORS. Most of them are considered singers or it a try. And, like I said before, BHOP are better known for their career in other aspects of the entertainment business. Regard­ offers two different types of pizza. So, for . less, tacky regenerated·story lines, actors who just shouldn't do comedy, love stories those of you who are pizza lovers - take that no one cares about, and real life-stories of stars who "made it" should never hit the your pick! big screen. They should never even be considered for made-for-TV films. Cool Tunes For Warm Weather

By Justin Stephens Rentals - Return of... Built to Spill- There's Nothing Fronted by former Weezerbassist Sick of hearing those sanie five songs Wrong with Love Matt Sharp, this synth-rock album on the radio all summer? Are you looking This gem contains thirteen goofy contains the radio hit "Friends of P." as for something to play at the beach to catch songs about everything from constella­ well as the nerdy drive-a-Iong "Waiting." the attention of that girl sunbathing on the tions to David Bowie look-a-like stepfa­ Saturday Night Live star Maya Rudolph other side of your cooler? Here are seven thers. The beautiful lament "Car" is a joined this band shortly before they albums that you mayor may not have recorded their next album, Seven More perfect listen after that summer crush has heard of that are perfect for summer Minutes. returned to her boyfriend from school. listening. Don't miss Doug Martsch's epic guitar ·Pixies - Doolittle , Cars - Heartbeat City The Cars' next to last album contains solos on "Cleo" and "Some". The first song, "Debaser," will get the summer anthem "Magic" as well as you moving and driving to the beach Elvis Costello & the Attractions - the weird, dancey "Hello Again". You faster than ever. Other ear pleasers include can't go to a game at Fenway without This Years Model the summer-y "Wave of Mutilation" and hearing "You Might Think" blaring in Elvis has a knack for saying every­ the surf rock "Here Comes Your Man." between innings. "Drive" is the perfect thing smart you ever wanted to say to The Pixies are reuniting this summer, so song to listen to while driving your someone but couldn't put into words. He familiarize yourself with them now so you summer crush home late one night. kicks off the album by cooing "I don't can score scene points when you tell your wanna kiss you / I don't wanna touch / I friell(~s you listened to them before they Hot Hot Heat - Make-Up the got big again. Breakdown don't wanna see you 'cause I don't miss Weezer - Green Album "Bandages" was a small radio hit last you much" before flying through twelve Though this is by far the weakest of summer on alternative rock stations. . other clever and cocky hits. Contains the four Weezer albums, it still contains Contains dance-a-longs such as "Get in or other Fe~way favorites "Radio Radio" and the summer hit "Island in the Sun". Get Out" and "No, Not Now." "Pump ~t Up". , f

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