“Stupid Is As Stupid Does” Forrest Gump [email protected] San Antonio’s P.R. Policy Stupid is as stupid does, so said Forrest Gump in quot- Background until 2015 ing some sage advice from his mother. Though Public Relations, P.R., is a sector that encompasses many different functions and working environments, for our Costs Town Half A Million Considering the facts of the San Antonio Govern- purposes we are just referring to the job of P.R. as it applies ment’s 2016 regulations prohibiting the employment to Ibiza—which is the often maligned individuals who have of P.R.s in the town, it seems likely that Mrs Gump the task of enticing you into their employer’s bar or club. Euros, Without Achieving would find those involved were indeed, pretty darned Throughout Ibiza and many other tourist destinations, it is stupid. often the first job open to a newly arriving worker. Any Of Its Objectives. In this report we explain the current regulations and (Continued on page 6) calculate their financial consequences. The Ibizan, Thursday 8th September 2016, Issue 843 also online at theibizan.com Page 2
Agenda More Agenda on the Back Page Cry-Baby film screening Playa d’en Bossa Claire B On Sunday September 11 John Water’s iconic film Cry-Baby will be screened next to the Playa d’en Bossa beach @ Santos Dorado Suites. Set in 1950s Baltimore, a bad-boy (played by Johnny Depp) with a heart of gold wins the love of a good-girl, whose boyfriend sets out for revenge. Starring Johnny Depp, Ricki Lake, Amy Locane, Iggy Pop and many more. 20€ with a gin and tonic and hotdog. From 9.30pm.
Playing For Change 2016. Cala Llonga Brian Whetton Last year's Playing For Change Day was probably one of the island’s biggest events. The day raised a whopping 8,000€ for the charity, which was the largest amount raised at any of the worldwide events. We are delighted to inform you that this year Playing for Change will be taking place from mid-day to mid-night on Saturday 24th music education programmes in third world counties, in an attempt September, again on and around the beach area of Cala LLonga. to improve the life experience of children through music. Plans are being finalised to make this year’s Annual Festival So make a note on your diary, calendar or phone to come over to even bigger and better. There will be over 30 bands providing Cala Llonga and enjoy a day you'll not forget. We will bring you virtually non-stop music on 4 stages. We also have 2 food areas, more information nearer to the date but if you'd like to learn more a Children's Play Area, plus a Hippy Market and much more. see the worldwide site and the local facebook page at Playing For Change is a day when musicians around the world https://playingforchange.com/ Weather come together to play for free to raise funds to provide free http://bit.ly/2c4P5Qi
o their next gig at the Cala Llenya market. Back- Thursday 27 Backbeat beat are back again for their monthly slot at the brillo rastrillo for some musical thrillos. Cala Llenya Covering a massive range of eras and genres Sunday 11th September 12:00h to 15:00h. With with 2 guitars, a drum kit, voices and a whole two thirds of Backbeat comprising prolific Ibizan lotta love and energy! (*There is also Patrick, writer Carly S on vocals, and Ibiza Sun founder who has nothing to do with the newspaper, Chris Langley on the guitar*, we had to feature but is a thoroughly decent chap)
(Miguel and Matt with Miguel Campbell, come and contribute. If Friday 27º Sunday 11th Hughes), with regulars Iain O’Hare and MAM you can play, come and Santa Eulalia, 11:45am X Lisa Chadderton, LIPOUS (Miguel and Matt play… Day by Festival d'Opera d'Eivissa and Roots and Sanchez. Hughes), with regulars Presents Madam Butter- Lisa Chadderton, LIPOUS and Roots and Sanchez. Monday 26th fly at the Congress Pal- Friday 16th San Antonio/Bay, Chris ace. Tickets 40€ from Ibiza Town, IFCC Gala farley @ Stevie Ds, 10pm Day… Santa Eulalia Town Hall Dinner at the Royal Plaza Friday 23rd see advert Also see articles on this Cala Llenya, Backbeat at Hotel, 42€pp, Reserva- San Antonio/Bay, Chris page and throughout the the Market, 12 to 3pm. tions: farley @ Stevie Ds, 10pm newspaper. Agenda con- See article, [email protected] see advert Tuesday 27th Cala de Bou, Jose Padilla Saturday 27o tinues on back page. Figueretas, Jazz, Hotel San Antonio/Bay, Chris Rest Figueretas, farley @ Stevie Ds, 10pm Saturday 24th Sunset Sessions on Roof- see advert top Nine, Ibiza Rocks Sol Thursday 8th Playa D’en Bossa, Cinema Cala Llonga, 12 noon to House Hotel 7pm- Cala de Bou, Craig Charles Dorada, Cry-Baby FB San- Ibiza Town, Beer Festival, 12 midnight, 30 bands on midnight. tos Ibiza live on Rooftop Nine, Sol Details on Facebook - IX 4 stages, 2 food areas, San Antonio/Bay, Sean Feria de la Cerveza 2016 House by Ibiza Rocks. See Santa Eulalia, Nimmos children's play area, hippy Mackey @ Stevie Ds, advert p1 Wild Rover, 9 pm on- market and more. 10pm see advert San Antonio, Shut up And wards: Open mic jam ses- Saturday 17th sion, all comers invited to Dance @ Rio. Features Ibiza Town, Beer Festival, Sunday 25th the Outcross Records come and contribute. If Thursday 29th you can play, come and Details on Facebook - IX Figueretas, Jazz, Hotel Ibiza Town, 10pm Cinema Sunday 27º 10th Anniversary Party Feria de la Cerveza 2016 with Miguel Campbell, play… Figueretas, Paradiso (fb), El Mariachi Iain O’Hare and MAM Cala Llonga, Mariposa, Santa Eulalia, Nimmos (Miguel and Matt return of the Sunday Sunday 18th Wild Rover, 9 pm on- Friday 30th Hughes), with regulars Roast plus a special after- Ibiza Town, Beer Festival, wards: Open mic jam ses- San Antonio/Bay, Chris Lisa Chadderton, LIPOUS noon of live music with Details on Facebook - IX sion, all comers invited to and Roots and Sanchez. Lauren Kaycee. See advert Feria de la Cerveza 2016 farley @ Stevie Ds, 10pm Ibiza Town (Dalt Vila), Cala Llonga, La Cacatua, Santa Eulalia, Nimmos Ibiza Jazz Festival. Details David Vincent Music from Wild Rover, 9 pm on- on Facebook – Eivissa the 60s. See Advert wards: Open mic jam ses- Jazz: sion, all comers invited to Monday 27º https:// Monday 12th come and contribute. If www.facebook.com/ you can play, come and EivissaJazz San Antonio/Bay, Chris play… farley @ Stevie Ds, 10pm Friday 9th see advert Monday 19th Santa Eulalia, 11:45am X Tuesday 13th San Antonio/Bay, Chris Festival d'Opera d'Eivissa farley @ Stevie Ds, 10pm Presents Madam Butter- Cala de Bou, Jose Padilla see advert fly at the Congress Pal- Sunset Sessions on Roof- ace. Tickets 40€ from top Nine, Ibiza Rocks Sol Tuesday 27º Santa Eulalia Town Hall House Hotel 7pm- Tuesday 20th San Antonio, Melon Bomb midnight. San Antonio/Bay, Sean @ Ibiza Rocks House at San Antonio/Bay, Sean Mackey @ Stevie Ds, Pikes. Free with guestlist. Mackey @ Stevie Ds, 10pm see advert From 10pm. 10pm see advert Cala de Bou, Jose Padilla San Antonio/Bay, Chris Sunset Sessions on Roof- farley @ Stevie Ds, 10pm Thursday 15th top Nine, Ibiza Rocks Sol see advert House Hotel 7pm- Ibiza Town, 10pm Cinema midnight. Ibiza Town (Dalt Vila), Paradiso (fb), Trumbo o Ibiza Jazz Festival. Details Playa d’en Bossa, Dorado Wednesday 27 on Facebook – Eivissa Live, We Are Scientists Thursday 22nd Jazz: (New York) Ibiza Town, 10pm Cinema San Antonio, Shut up And Paradiso (fb), The Big Saturday 10th Dance @ Rio. Features Lebowski Ibiza Town (Dalt Vila), the Outcross Records San Antonio, Shut up And Ibiza Jazz Festival. Details 10th Anniversary Party Dance @ Rio. Features on Facebook – Eivissa with Miguel Campbell, the Outcross Records Jazz: Iain O’Hare and MAM 10th Anniversary Party The Ibizan, Thursday 8th September 2016, Issue 843 also online at theibizan.com Page 3 News San José; No More Beds or Bars on the Beach 8 Applications Rejected Reduction In Current Licences Likely San José town hall have confirmed the rejection of 8 business licence applications for beaches in the borough. The decision on applications is actually taken by the Coastal Department, however under an agreement be- tween the two authorities all applications and decisions are submitted to the Council for input. It is understood that the Council had recommended refusal for all new applications made in the past year. The 8 applications in question relate to:- Cala Bassa – a kiosk bar and seating area Porroig - Jet ski business authority’s reasons for what amounts to a blanket refusal They have also commissioned a study on the capacity of Playa den Bossa - 5 separate applications, 4 of which of all new applications. “This is due to the belief that the the beaches and should the outcome confirm the view for tables, chairs, sofas etc at restaurants and one for beaches of our coastline already have enough commercial that their beaches are already taking too great a burden a water sports business. operations, in some areas an excessive amount”. through commercial activities, further action will be tak- Es Cavalett – seating area for existing restaurant This policy is reflected in the council having already de- en in reducing the number of concessions when they San José councillor for beaches, Pep Cardona, set out the creased the beach concessions by 10% earlier this year. come up for tender.
suffered as a result of anchors dragging along the seabed and so removing the Posidonia and also churning silt which then blocks the sunlight on which the Posidonia relies to survive. Marina de Formentera Manager, Juan Costa, said that with immediate effect their moorings would not be available to vessels that flout the regulations “any vessel that has been issued a warning will be considered ‘non gratos’ in their facili- ties”. Costa went on to say that, their decision has been motivated by “a lack of sufficient measures being taken to punish those guilty of not observing the regulations”. Pitiusa Ecology, the company holding the government con- tract for making boat owners aware of the regulations, is owned between Ibizan Marina, Santa Eulalia Club Nautico, Ibiza Magna and the Marina de Formentera who hold a 35% stake. They will use the information of Pitiusa Ecology along Formentera Marina: Photo Sergi Candelas with the input of volunteers such as Maria Jose Estarellas to impose the ban. “Some can escape us, but this move puts pressure on them,” 61 Years of Loyalty To Ibiza Keep Off The Grass, or said Costa. He went on to urge others in the marine industry The president of Ibiza Consell, Vicente Torres, has received a to adopt similar measures. “If more marinas join the initiative tourist who has been visiting Ibiza every year for 61 years. Josep Gadjo Fortuny, a lawyer by profession, visited Ibiza for it will have an increasingly strong effect”. the first time when he was 17 years old, and has never missed Keep Out of Our Port Editor. It seems Formentera have done it again. Facing a a year since. Formentera: Port Closed To Posidonia Abuse Boats problem that seems to have many stumped, they come up The president thanked him for his loyalty and presented our The Marina de Formentera Company that manages the Po- with an effective solution in the absence of tough financial most frequent visitor with a bust of the Godess Tanit as a mark niente Port of La Savina has announced they will not allow sanctions. For this initiative to have full impact, it must rely of appreciation. admittance to vessels that have been warned, or found guilty on the other marinas around Ibiza joining them. If a vessel Speaking of his holidays in Ibiza, Josep said his first years were of anchoring in the restricted Posidonia meadows. were not able to use any marine facilities around the island, it spent at the hotel Tropical in San Antonio. Ha chatted for some The move is taken in light of many boats continuing to ignore would surely have the effect of ensuring they respected the time with the president about the many changes he has seen in the regulations which prevent them dropping anchor in much regulations, or went elsewhere. Either way the Posidonia Ibiza from the 1950’s to the present day. of Ibiza’s coastal waters. The regulations are designed to protection is increased. protect the fragile Posidonia seagrass meadows, which have
The Ibizan, Thursday 8th September 2016, Issue 843 also online at theibizan.com Page 4 News
The campaign will include distribution of a series of posters, economic activity without the necessary license. leaflets, flyers and other promotional materials targeted at Having not provided the licenses the ultimatum requires that nightlife venues, clubs and bars, etc., and in more traditional if they do not close voluntarily the police will seal the premis- information points such as medical centres and municipal es and that any breach of the seal would result in immediate buildings. legal action. The materials have been created in four languages, Catalan, San Jose Councillor for the Police and Interior, Paquita Ribas, Spanish, English and German, and offer a 24-hour sexual as- said that “these two closures were in addition to three more sault helpline plus details of emergency services and contact that have been closed in the government’s current term of details for the Office of Women. office”. “The aim of this initiative is to visualise the problem” said Still advertising for trade minister Jurado, “we do not have any exact data on the num- In an online search, we found that Nereidas were still tagging ber of such attacks because many go unreported due to fear Ibiza on their Facebook page as at 2nd September, with the or helplessness. Often this is as the victims are tourists and company also operating out of Mercia. KM4’s website intro- being in a country they do not know, and do not know where duce themselves as Ibiza social ‘inter-relations’ then offer a to go for help.” The minister thanked those companies in the ‘catalogue of putas’ Ibiza. entertainment sector that have agreed to co-operate in dis- We did not see our editorial obligation to be going as far as tributing the material inside their premises. She said that attempting to make a booking, and feel sure our google tar- their aim is for Ibiza to become “an example of zero tolerance geted advertising will be pretty seedy for some days even for this kind of behaviour”. having gone this far, the website appears to be open, availa- ble and ready to take bookings. Screenshots below: bottom left, the Nereidas facebook page is still tagging Ibiza on 2nd September, Below, San Jose Closes Two KM4 website is still up and ’open for business’.
Brothels But both still advertising for business As part of a special operation “Tot Suma” aimed at tackling sexual exploitation, San Jose have issued an ultimatum at two premises requiring that they cease all activity within 48 hours. This follows a mandatory 15 day period since proceedings were initiated requesting that li- cense details were provided to the authorities. The two premises known as ‘Nereidas’ and ‘KM4’ were inspected in early August by the local police along with Guardia Civil agents and government labour and finance officials. Proceedings were initiated on the grounds that the establishments were performing an
Ibiza Consell ‘No Means No!’ Campaign The Oficina de la Dona (Office for Women) has launched a campaign under the slogan ‘No Means No! Ibiza, an island free of sexual aggression’. The social awareness campaign aiming to tackle both sexual harassment and gender violence was presented by the Coun- cillor of Social Welfare, and of many other things, Lydia Ju- rado.
The Ibizan, Thursday 8th September 2016, Issue 843 also online at theibizan.com Page 5 Boats Ibiza
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The Ibizan, Thursday 8th September 2016, Issue 843 also online at theibizan.com Page 6 “Stupid Is…” San Antonio’s Six Figure P.R. Farce.
(Continued from page 1) revenue would be To say it is the bottom rung The San An Jacket over half a million of the ladder is something of euros—540,000€ an injustice as it is a very System Of course it could tough job, but in terms of In San Antonio the Town Hall be far more. 200 the conditions of employ- decided something had to and you are getting ment, it is a job many people be done and a new licencing on for a cool million prefer to avoid. system was introduced. euros. With remuneration always Under this scheme those heavily reliant on results, bars and clubs wanting to few people have the tenaci- employ a P.R. had to pay an 2016 Regu- ty combined with a natural annual fee of 1,500€, and lations gift of the gab and ability to through the full legalisation 2016 found new not take all the rejection of the person in the job, a political colours in personally. further 500€ a month in the San Antonio That said, they do exist. I contract costs. town hall following Everybody in the Ibizan office loved this photo of Maz King and Zak Sheridan. Maz and know of several A six month season would the municipal elec- Zak are long standing residents living in Cala de Bou with their 4 children. ’professional’ P.R.s who are therefore cost the business tions. I take quite a lot of photos, and i look at many more, I can't think of a single one that extremely good at what they 4,500€ in revenue paid over With much debate says 'couple' better than this. (and it kinda says why there are so many kids too) do, and have chosen to re- to the public purse. around the need to The official P.R.s were issued Maz said “ 24 years I've had to suffer that boy... And still no diamond to show for it... ! main in that role for many ‘clean up’ San Anto- Hehehe.. X”. Might be time to stand up Zak? Tune in next week readers, for the next years—earning a good old with a jacket that confirmed nio’s image in the whack in the process. the name of their employer. election campaign- thrilling instalment. Historically employers could It was not a perfect system, ing, it was inevita- have chosen to employ their but many employers bit the ble the new powers would playing their cards close to ed to or not. They simply do bility, the new regulations P.R.s on full and legal con- bullet and went legit. want to take some immedi- their chest, waiting to see not have the manpower. have to be seen as a blunder tracts reflecting the P.R.’s It did not stop illegal P.R.s ate steps to assert their the level of enforcement put With the Ajuntamento mak- of epic proportions. actual working hours and being employed in addition authority and position. This into practice. ing no provision for any al- The town hall have taken us pay. to the legal and clearly iden- was all the more likely due I recall one business in the ternative way of regulating from a situation that, whilst In reality however, many of tified ones, but as it was to part of the new coalition West End receiving a fine for P.R.s , it was not long before not perfect, had created Ibiza’s P.R.’s have been work- clear and immediately obvi- government standing on P.R.ing from their own door- the businesses had a clear some semblance of order in ing entirely illegally, or with ous which were not working what amounted to a single way right at the start of the view that they could return the P.R. world, and at the a minimum hours contract legally it at least prevented policy platform of reclaiming season. They received con- to past practices—but now same time brought anything and ’on paper only’ wages. the worst of the practices the town. siderable support and sym- in the quite ludicrous situa- between a minimum of For many years there have that were causing upset. The new Government issued pathy, and perhaps for a tion that they were not al- 500,000€ up to 1,000,000€ been more ‘workers’ coming Obviously the additional several ordinances relating brief moment it looked like lowed to employ them legal- or even more, into the public to Ibiza than there are con- cost was not welcomed by to the sale and consumption the days of the P.R. were ly even if they would want to coffers. tracted jobs available. With employers, many of whom of alcohol, and the one that over. do so. What they have taken us to those businesses prepared were already facing re- brings us to this report, an That moment was very brief The regulations state that is a return to the wild west to flout employment laws at strictions on trade from a ordinance of the permissible indeed. there cannot be a P.R., so of the past, and lost all that no financial risk (other than raft of other regulations methods a business could I am sure there will have you cannot employ one on a revenue in the process. Government fines of course) coming out of the town hall use to promote themselves. been some other sanctions, contract, full or false. What have they achieved? by taking people on commis- at the same time. It is quite It was decreed that all street but I have not heard of any. There is widespread agree- Momentary rhetoric in pla- sion only P.R. jobs, it was telling that many of those P.R.ing would be banned, It was not long before P.R.s ment among the many work- cating the citizens of San perhaps inevitable that their same employers are the first even from a business’ own were back out on the street ers and business owners I Antonio who wanted some numbers would grow to to voice their opinion as to premises. doing their stuff, as they have spoken to that there post election assurance of a saturation levels, particularly the insanity that follows— Given the widely held view always had done, but actual- are as many P.R.s on the clean up. Had they achieved in heavily competitive areas but we’ll come to that in a that P.R.s were a nuisance, a ly going back to the com- streets now as there ever that clean up you could say such as San Antonio’s West moment. bit of a pest, there was not pletely wild west version of have been, if not more. fair enough. Whether you End. Revenue too much sleep lost over P.R.ing prior to the vest They work with relative im- agreed with the regulations, I certainly know of many There is a lack of clear facts what was presented as their system. punity, and any sanctions they are the elected govern- visitors who were fed up regarding the revenue re- imminent demise. The ordi- The reality turns out, as they receive are far more ment and they have the with the never ending trade ceived under the jacket sys- nance was not restricted to many people suspected, that likely to come from a neigh- mandate to decide that the touting. With so many P.R.s tem. Asking those working in P.R.s and if anything more the regulations had no teeth bouring bar upon who’s removal of P.R.s from our trying to earn their daily business in the thick of the people seemed to consider whatsoever because there terrace toes they step, than streets is worth the loss of Passata and Pasta, a good West End estimates vary the banning of street pa- was no system of policing from any official source. revenue. number of businesses were from 100 to 400. rades, a feature of Ibiza them. But they haven’t done that, bemoaning practices such as We will be ultra conserva- nightlife for many years, an The acute shortage of police Consequence they haven’t even got a plan P.R.s from other bars tout- tive and base our sums on in Ibiza and especially San for trying to do that. unnecessary step. If you accept that a govern- ing on their terrace and the 120 P.R.s—an odd number They have lost the town a The season started with Antonio is well known. With ment has a responsibility to roving P.R. who would at- but you can probably see so many more serious issues huge amount of money to some debate as to how the pass legislation only along- tempt to seal a deal before why already. to take their time, the Police absolutely no purpose. new regulations would be side a method of enforcing people even approached the At just 120 officially regis- could not be expected to Makes you wonder who the enforced. I think it is fair to that legislation, and surely town centre. tered P.R.s the government take the job on if they want- pickpockets really are? say many employers were they do have that responsi-
It was sad to read that pickpocketing gangs there, and how dangerous it is? sorted, fined, and the money used to send now appear to be a growing problem. Whilst I I feel tourist operators, and airline companies, them back to wherever they come from? Postbag can't say I have seen such - perhaps because I and the Tourist Board, should warn their cus- Is San Antonio the only resort worried by Last week’s editorial on the problems of ag- normally visit out of high season - this can tomers, especially those new to the island, these people? gressive street sellers and pickpockets gener- only further blemish the island's image. about the dangers. Am I being too simplistic? ated a good deal of debate and wide ranging I hope that the attention that your excellent What is attracting visitors to the area, in the With thanks, and best wishes, views on the question of why? piece will draw to the problem may help to first place? Is it the night clubs? Rosalind Minton (Mrs.) Thank you to every body who contributed generate some response from the authorities. I know people have to earn a living, but I be- their thoughts on social media and directly to It is surely in the best interests of all connect- lieve there are no night clubs in places like Dear Editor, our inbox. I have printed some of those below. ed with Ibiza that such unsavoury issues are Santa Eulalia. Surely, night club owners could I would like to congratulate you on a first class As acknowledged in the article (most unpro- eradicated as far as possible, in order to en- find different occupations, if they really want editorial on the crime in San Antonio, and the fessionally) the report had been rushed to sure Ibiza is a safe and welcoming place to to work here in the summer. lack of interest shown by the powers to be. print and was issued unproofed. The complete both visit and live. I believe the Government and the Tourist I have lived in Ibiza for nearly 30 years and it is and tuned article, together with a conclusion My next brief visit is on the first weekend of Board will not close down night clubs as they clear to see the problem is getting worse, if of sorts, is available here. October, and I'll be taking a little more care bring in a lot of money. nothing is done very shortly I hate to think http://theibizan.com/opinion-editorial/why than usual to make it a relaxed and safe one! Do the islands of Mallorca and Minorca have where it will end. -pick-pockets-illegal-street/ Keep up the good work the same problems? If not, should we not take As you point out the Police and Guardia are Best Wishes, Rob Mead note of what they do, or don't do? about as useful as tits to a nun (editor, note to Hi Nick I do believe, also, rightly or wrongly, that the Police, I don’t think I did point that out). Firstly congratulations on a superb feature on Dear Mr. Gibbs, police, probably understaffed, turn a blind As you point out the Senegalese are normally the above in last week's issue - which I read Thank you for the amazing article regarding eye. a pest but they don’t compare to the Eastern online. the troubles in the West End. I do hope a solution is found soon. Sadly, be- Europeans who will become a real big prob- I wrote to you last year on the subject I am a near 80 year old widow, now resident in cause of this small area of San Antonio the lem in the future. (particularly of the illegal vendors) expressing Ibiza, having visited the island since 1970. whole of the island, as you know, has got a So please use your very informative newspa- my fears that if this practice were to continue I have owned my apartment in Cala de Bou very bad reputation. per to keep us informed as to what is going unchecked, it would surely damage the repu- since 1988. I know Martin Makepeace is doing a great job on. tation of Ibiza. This would not only be to po- I, of course, have never visited the West End trying to get the Town Hall to rid San Antonio Yours sincerely tential visitors, but also those like myself who at night, in the summer. of aggressive street sellers. I do admire his Tony Cox have visited regularly over the years and have However, what puzzles me is why is the West tenacity. a fond regard for the island and most of its End is so popular, still, with tourists, when Why can't the illegal aggressive street sellers people. they must know about the crimes committed be arrested, imprisoned while paperwork is The Ibizan, Thursday 8th September 2016, Issue 843 also online at theibizan.com Page 7 Sí, Hablo Español, I Una Mica De Català.
CEPA – Ibiza’s Adult Education Enrolment Timetable
Programme Offers Low Cost Centre Address Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Cantonada Canàries, 12 6pm to Courses in Spanish, Beginner, Ibiza Town davant Mercat Nou, Tel 11am to 1pm 6pm to 8pm 11am to 1pm 971305368 8pm c/st jaume 72. 6pm to Intermediate and Advanced Santa Eulalia tel 971305368 11am to 1pm 6pm to 8pm 11am to 1pm 8pm PLUS Beginner’s Catalan For Avinguda Porto Saler s/n 6pm to Formentera Sant Francesc 11am to 1pm 6pm to 8pm 11am to 1pm Telf 971321069 8pm Parents. C/Alacant nº 33 6.30pm to 11am to 6.30pm to 11am to Wouldn’t you love to be able to say “Yes I speak Spanish”, and Sant Antoni Telèfon: 971 348 595 even better “and a little Catalan”? 9.30pm 1pm 9.30pm 1pm Don’t you envy those among us who already can? Escoles Velles Carretera 6.30pm to 11am to 11am to Sant Josep Es Cubells s/n We know it’s tough. We all have our excuses. But we will not 9.30pm 1pm 1pm get anywhere sitting around moaning about it. The Spanish (use San An Telephone) Government are providing us with the opportunity at next to Oficines Municipals, C/ 6.30pm to 11am to 11am to Sant Jordi de la Plaça Major 9 no money, so time to take the plunge. 9.30pm 1pm 1pm (use San An Telephone) Centre Municipal 6.30pm to 11am to 11am to Cala de Bou (near Sea View Hotel) CEPA Adult Education Service (use San An Telephone) 9.30pm 1pm 1pm These state run courses are ideal for Ibiza’s winter residents. In Castellano Spanish there are options for absolute begin- ners through to those ready to take their Spanish to the the Spanish language, orient themselves and evolve positively next level. towards integration in the society in which they find themselves. Availability of Courses During the course equips students with the resources needed to For parents with school age children, the beginner’s Cata- develop communication in simple everyday life, to exchange basic Spanish 1 Spanish 2 Spanish 3 Spanish lan is an ideal course in giving you the necessary language Catalan 1 information and can understand oral and written texts brief and skills for school communication and for homework help. basic. Ie train them so they can relate to the public and work There are also classes available in hobby and leisure pas- Centre efficiently. times such as Yoga, Photography, Oriental Dance and Pila- tes etc. Spanish For Foreigners 2 Language courses are usually around 2 hours, 2 or 3 times The recipients of this second level are people who already have a a week. The maximum course fee is just 30€ per year! Ibiza minimum language skills that allow them to express themselves in a clear enough in Spanish. Town The main objective that is intended to get this course is related to Locations …. Santa students using Spanish as a tool that allows them to understand The adult education service is divided into 2 areas:- Eulalia and integrate into the reality around them, by reading and partici- pating in press various cultural and social events such as festivals, Formen- conferences, exhibitions ..... CEPA Pitiuses tera centres in Ibiza town, Santa Eularia and Formentera Sant Spanish For Foreigners 3 Tel 971 305 368 Antoni * This level 3, is aimed at people who already have some language http://www.cepapitiuses.com/ skills inaccurate when expressing themselves in Spanish. That is, https://www.facebook.com/escolaadultseivissa/?fref=ts Sant are students who are capable of explaining events in the past, Josep present and future, which include global information oral texts in real communication situations such as detailed information about CEPA San Antoni Sant Jordi general topics, daily telephone conversations, ideas general and centres in Sant Antoni, Sant Josep, Sant Jordi and Cala issued an oral presentation by the media. de Bou Cala de Throughout the school year working to ensure that students are able to express themselves orally in different communicative Tel 971 348 595 Bou situations, such as participation in a conversation, expression and http://www.cepasantantoni.cat/ reasoning own opinions on a topic of conversation, the narration https://www.facebook.com/cepa.santantoni/ Details of the beginner, intermediate and advanced Spanish for of actions and events of the past and future senses etc. foreigners courses are given below, from which you should get a good idea of the right starting point for you. How to Enrol …. We make no apology for the imperfect English grammar in the Catalan For Beginners 1 descriptions provided to us – who are we to judge? Ibiza and San An offer entry level Catalan designed for people Enrolment for new students runs from September 14th to who can already speak Spanish (ask for Catalan A2), but in 2016 27th. Ibiza are offering Catalan 1, designed for people who wish to You will need to take along a photocopy of your NIE or Spanish for Foreigners learn the language without any necessity to already be a Spanish Passport, and 2 Passport Size Photographs. speaker, and San An say they will adapt their A2 course for non Spanish speakers if there is a demand. The course is therefore For language courses there is no entry requirement Spanish For Foreigners 1 ideal for any parent suddenly finding the need to assist with though the tutor will discuss with you the most appropri- This course is aimed at people with different cultural and linguis- school homework, or anybody who just fancies the idea of taking ate starting point. If you can’t understand what they are tic varieties, literate but begin to start in the Spanish language. the Catalan route instead of Castellano. saying chances are it will be beginner ;-) The main objective at this level is that students can, by learning
The Ibizan, Thursday 8th September 2016, Issue 843 also online at theibizan.com Page 8 Palapa It’s A Street Thing ...
Palapa Street Food Spicy shredded chicken taco. These were always going to be a favourite as they come Rhian Gibbs with a ‘2 chilli spice rating’. Each taco was packed with a Palapa is a new name on the San Antonio Marina front moist shredded chicken filling, a crunch of onion and full for 2016. It’s all about street food, incredible taste with of that Mexican flavour. the equally incredible waterfront street life playing out its Fried chilli mango and prawn taco cabaret in front of you. It was juicy and full of flavour with the mango and
In the typical street food style, you can order the tacos in prawn tumbling in a match made in heaven. a portion of 3, or just 1 taco on its own – this is a Mushroom and Onion taco fantastic way to try all the different combinations As with all the tacos, a soft shell is filled with the classic available. combination of garlic mushrooms, onions and herbs.