Hoyas Here For Football Finale Fordham's 86th season of football to be highlighted by a Booster Club which includes a Ping Pong, a Pool and has a monopoly on physche-up activities JKS tomorrow as the revenge-seeking Rally at 7:30 p.m. this evening. a "Best Beat-Georgetown Banner" Tour- S ,< of Georgetown invade the Rose The Fall Festival, or Boarder Week- and social events, however. The RAM H nament. At the Commodore, 175 couples I ° VJ,,)US. Scheduled for 1:30 p.m., end, is scheduled Tor this weekend. proclaimed this past week "Beat George- will dance to the music of the 7-piece town Week" and held a "Best Banner" as bccome the f Ca f Many on-campus houses will begin the Scott Richard's Orchestra. I the g"ne >' ° ' ""'"J ° contest among its own staff members. I v otter weekend activities, mclud- festivities with House parties tonight. .The "Open-House" policy is a new Tfhc Boarder Community's Fall Fes- The major events of the weekend, how- addition to what Boarder Council Treas- TMC will add to the social calendar ever, are tomorrow; a, semi-formal at urer John Durkay described as "the of the Weekend by following the Boos- I "Georgetown's Blue and Gray are de- the Hotel Commodore, an "open house" long-standing Boarder tradition of the ter Club Rally with a Mixer in the termined to reverse last year's 34-28 in the dorms and, of course, the Ford- Fall Festival." Between the hours of Gym, while the College Class of '68 I Meat wWle 'he Maroon eleven are ham-Georgetown contest. 12 noon and 6 p.m., women will be plans a Class party with girls from I set to end their losing streak, presently Having been sold out for more than a allowed to visit in the men's dorma- Elizabeth Seton College. Tomorrow 1,1 4 games. Psyche-up activities have week, the Mid-Manhattan Victory tories. night finds the Ballroom the scene of ten taking place all week and are dance is the finale of Boarder Week The Boarder Community by no means a post-game victory mixer.

y,|. 48 No. 21 122 by citywid. Printing Co., inc. Friday, November 18, 1966 Greenstein Fired from Ramskeller Rarnskeller manager Lou Greenstein has been dismissed CAMPUS ADDITION: This is an artist's conception of the new from his position in a move to improve what informed Chemistry building which is scheduled for completion In Septem- sources described as "unsatisfactory conditions." ber, 1968. Peter Kirby and Dennis Ruppel, student managers, will assume Greenstein's role, eliminating red tape and hopefully increasing efficiency. Cooperating closely with Mr. '68 Deadline Set For —the Ramskeller will be open Frank Gallagher, director of food from 3 p.m. until 9 p.m. on Sun- services, Kirby and Ruppel plan THE THINKER: Paul Tapo- day, buffet being served from 4 to inaugurate a series of innova- New Chem Building sna at the 6 hour SO mara- to 7 tions in the menu, hours, service Construction bids for Fordham's new chemistry build- thon. —special programs — steak and general program. ing, targetted for completion by September, 1968, will be nights, turkey nights, German In discussing the reasons for taken this January, Brother James Kenny, vice president food nights—will be offered the shakeup, Kirby cited several for physical planning, announced last week. SG Meeting —boarder movies may be shown cases of "mismanagement." The new building, which will be located on a 191st in the Ramskeller Greens,tein's resi>onsibilities call- street site approximately 100 feet from the present chemis- - advertising in nearby girls' For Action ed for the initiation of a work try building, will include twice schools' newspapers may be spon- accomodate 565 undergraduate schedule, a payroll system and as much floor space as the old sored building. chemistry majors and 125 gradu- Sets Aims instruction in services for wait- ate students and researchers. Its Kirby, who successfully pro- Total cost for the new facility The remaining three quar- ers as well as an efficient kitchen projected floor space is 71,000 is expected to be $3.25 million, ters of the Fordham College organization. These problems posed the plan for teer in the square feet, compared with the Bro. Kenny said. Student Government Execu- were not solved and the entire Ramskeller last year, had worked present chemistry building's floor tive—Justin Arecchi, John operation suffered as a result. as student assistant manager un- The building will include seven area of 37,000 square feet. The Shanley, and Joe Burke -- "We are going to start all over der Greenstein since it opened. undergraduate labs, twenty four- six-story structure will be fully shaken by the resignation of again," Kirby stated outlining re- By removing what had become a man labs, four classrooms, a lec- air-conditioned. ture room, and a 25,000 volume Bill Karamitis and faced with organization plans by which barrier between the student-pa- library. "This will be the first major possible censure by the SG —a training course for waiters trons and Mr. Gallagher's office, "Dr. Emil Moriconi, chemistry building designed purely for aca- Congress of class officers, has will be given to correct what he hopes, problems such as these department chairman, and the demics on Rose Hill in thirty agreed to submit to a vote of many patrons have judged a sore may be corrected now and avoid- confidence by the congress ed in the future. entire department have been ex- years," Bro. Kenny [minted out. need Two applications for financial unless significant improve- Mr. Gallagher is optimistic that tremely helpful in suggesting all items on the menu, includ- plans for the building," Bro. aid have been submitted by the ment in performance is shown ing hamburgers and pizza, will the reorganization will produce in the next three weeks. The Kenny said. University, one to the National 1» available after 5 p.m. as of a more enjoyable atmosphere for Science Foundation and the other present officers will resign if the student body. The new facility is designed to a vote of "no confidence" re- this week to the government under the sults after the three week Higher Educational Facilities Act, period. Bro. Kenny said. "We expect Program Initiated For Africans word on the applications some- The SG Congress felt that School, and consists of a curri- time in December," he added. *^ Fordha„ JI m i: s currentl..tiyn mconn-. School, and consists of a cui "nucachment proceedings or culum of four courses. Prof. An- official censure would not be ducting a management train- Plans for the old chemistry ing program for young Afri- drew R. Blair will conduct a building have not been finalized, helpful at the present time, course in International Trade Re- although the general feeling can nationals in conjunction Bro. Kenny indicated. "We aren't Wi|s that the Executive failed with the Afro - American lations and Procedures; Prof. certain what we'll do with the '» Provide adequate leader- Purchasing Center, which is Robert E. Mulligan in Materials old building, but we'll probably shin responsible for all U.S. foreign Management; Prof. Albert C. Ro- use it for some kind of science aid procurement for the nations mano in Purchasing Function, classes. Anyway it will be uti- Said John Ellis, "The Uni- lized," he said. v of Africa. The program is being and Prof. Mario J. Tuccl in Trans- «sity Administration is not portation and Packaging. These really unconcerned with stu- financed by the Agency for In- denl ternational Development, U.S. De- courses will extend over a period "Pinions. They don't take of nine weeks. Vietnam Village »nv action because they don't partment of State. lordlianrs Vietnam Village ln For the fallowing 24 weeks of ™ the majority of stu- Eleven students from six dif- I'rojtx't bugim its first fund- dei"f are for them. The Ex- ferent African nations were re- the program, Dr. Rene LaMarre, raising ilrivo of the (school ecutive has not exercised its ceived on campus tat Monday the Training Director of ,thc Afro- yeur yesterday und It will con- unique role." by University officials and Afri- American Purchasing Center, will tinue, until Wednesday. Its SG President Arecchi ad- can students who are currently coordinate an on-the-job train- Initial goal is to raise $1000 m for u medical clnlic Ui be built "t«l to "lack of appearance enrolled In the University. The ing program for the Africans. in the Project's adopted vil- »nc lack of action" but prom- program itself, which is under This phase of the program is he- secl the coordination of Dr. Joseph lage, Nnm Hal, the home of "nil improvements would ing conducted in connection with I.W refugee families, fifteen R. (.'unimarosano, associate pro- various business establishments Th, fessor of economics and director ntiloN from Saigon. "' S(: '"""Kress was not and public agencies in the New I fiinli of the University's Institute for Tho drive is presently di- ™' with promises, how- |ia< n York Metropolitan area, Includ- I over, |«HnMMM*aMwM " | • •• • Urban Studies, began .last Wed- rected at the Hturient liody but SO|)h, nesday. ing IBM, First National City will later lie extendtsl to the PUsh Bank, the Port Authority, the alumni. Meanwhile, the Project >'»• delinitiv, , The ncademlc phase of the pro- Sills Central Railroad, N. Is centering its activity In the "null ima.um. gram Is under the direction of ,„,„„,- AKKICAN HTi:HUNTS: Mem- Y, Department of Commerce and CO tabby from 10 A.M. to £ More ,,n (|,o SG <<»,u.o- llev. J. Vincent Watson, As- on im 7. ber* of iiiimagemiMit Proctor and Gamble. Ke program attend elans. sistant Dean of the Business I uesdav, November

Page 2 THE FORDHAM RAM ^ November 18. 19661 Creativity And Unbelief Roundup

Discussed By Fr. Johann Summer Abroad By Roger Herman % Thomas More College has recently announced the opportunity! "Our faith in faith itself is responsible for the emergence of atheism. Faith must be for juniors to study in Europe this summer under the Sarah Lawrence} seen as a growth process which frees us froom every ideology." College Summer Study program. Father Robert Johann, speaking on "Creativity and Unbelief" before an audience Interested applicants should contact Dr. Patricia Plante before that filled both the ballroom and the lounge, discussed why atheism is a central and per- the start of Christmas vacation. Sarah Lawrence decides who will I vasive influence today, and why the idea of the death of God strikes such a responsive accepted before February 15, 1967. cord in modern society. Relating the atheist's criticism of the traditional concept of faith, Father Johann Athletes Mass pointed out "the manifest reali- ••»••«• • • The Booster Club Is sponsoring Its annual Athletes' Mass. The] ty of belief as alienation from mass, which will be celebrated on Sunday at 11 ajn. In Hie Uiii-j oneself and as a repudiation of verslty Church, Is held in memory of Terrence O'Donnell a former! creative intellect. When man's Financial Aid Symposium Fordham sports great. ideal is to found a "city of man" in which the benefits of modern OrganizeA meeting of over onse hundre Easterd changen idea Colleges and work togethers, Russia science are available to all, he fifty financial aid officers was with the result of improving fi- • Rev. Alexander Schmemann, dean of St. Vladimir's Orthodox! has little use for fixed meanings held in the Campus Center re- nancial aid services in all schools Theological Seminary, will give a lecture on "Russia: Byzantium amlj and pre-ordained universals. cently to form an organization of concerned. It would also provide the West in Hie Middle Ages" on Monday at 8 p.m. in the CC j Man, therefore, sees himself financial aid administrators of a unified voice for speaking to Ballroom. as determining ithe world around colleges in the Eastern area of larger groups, such as the Col- him: "Life makes sense only if the . lege Scholarship Service, and man puts sense into it. Man's cre- In initiating this organization, state and federal education de- Every Saturday Starting Nov. 26 ative intelligence deals with both Mr. Roger Bernard, director of partments. facts and possibilities, and seeks government relations, based his By combining with the other to integrate man with the world." area financial aid groups, this But Father Johann sees no con- ideas on presently existing or- BEER RACKETS sideration between this new role ganizations in the West and will provide a national voice for With the lona Bagpipe Band of the intelligence and the basic Southwest, and in other areas. student aid officers. There will idea of faith. "Openness is con- This group, unanimously ap- also b'e three representatives Pigs the fabulous JUST FIVE ceivable only as an openness to proved by delegates is tempo- from this group on the National what is beyond. Intelligence must Also: 's Cheerleaders rarily called the Eastern Associa- Student Financial Aid Council. be open to the infinite." COLLEGE GIRLS & GUYS ONLY To further his position, Father tion of Financial Aid Adminis- A steering committee has been Johann argued that "if God is trators, is the first of its kind in established to get the organiza- eliminated, intelligence is either a the East, and Fordham is respon- tion started, and the first meet- private endowment or a com- sible for its establishment. ing will be held durinj the win- FREE BEER *>«»*• munal affair. Only a theistic awareness of a beyond can save Its purpose is to provide a ter, followed by another meeting Two Free Drinks After 10 P.M. forum for aid officers to ex- later in the year. us from these extremes." ALL THIS FOR ONLY $2.00 The authentic, traditional, At the Bronx Irish Center classic, conservative button 3101 East Tremont Avenue down. Very acceptable. near Weitchntor Sq. Tel.: TA 2-8635 The long points on this Arrow Decton Oxford are just right. Anything less would ride up. Anything more would give you too much roll. Tapered to a T. "Sanforized-Plus", in a wash and wear that goes past midnight without a wrinkle. Available in white, stripes and smart solid colors. $7.00 Bold New Breed by -ARROW-

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These sonally enjoy with a particular ran from the use ot wine in cook meal. eight lectures dealt primarily - Next Monday from seven until with the fortified or generous ing through a few pointers on nine o'clock, again in the faculty wines—those wines highest in al- how to open a wine bottle. dining room, the specific area of coholic content. The classifica- Mr. Gallagher stressed that, discussion will be the aromatized tion includes the marsala, madeira, contrary to popular opinion, you wines. port and sherry wines. Mr. Gal- should serve which wine you per- lagher, who has lectured previ- ously on wines, mentioned that he has gained the majority of his 66-67 Directory To Include knowledge of the subject through years of commercial experience. All Undergraduate Schools During the lecture the fifty Work on the 1966-67 student because of their negligence or women in attendance had the op- directory has been progressing, their sense of humor. This neces- portunity to sample and become but because of a few major prob- sitated calling the various schools NEW SCHOOL: Fr. Mclaughlin, and Mr. and Mrs, Joseph A. acquainted with the various lems no definite date for distri- to verify facts. Martino e-vainine a portrait of Mr. Martino which will hang In the generous wines. In addition, i bution can yet be given. All the material has now been entrance of the new School of Business Administration which will several cheeses which comple- According to Mr. Edwin T. alphabetized, with the help of boar his name. ment the wines were served. Leavens, director of Publicity some juniors from Fordham Col- Cheddar cheeses, particularly a and Special Events, the directory lege, and was recently given to soft English Cheddar, were es- will include the names, addresses, the typists. New Business School pecially recommended to accom- arid telephone numbers of the pany port wines. undergraduates in all undergrad- The rest of the lecture series is uate schools, approximately 5,000 Course Evaluation Set For September, "68 open to any student of the Uni- entries. This unified listing is the Course evaluation forms will versity. Although Tuesday's lec- first of its kind since previously be sent to selected students In September 1968 Fordham's Joseph A. Martino School ture was gratis, the costs in- each school published their own. before Thanksgiving, accord- of Business Administration will open at the Lincoln Center curred by the remaining nights ing to David Boss, chairman Problems began soon after reg- of the evaluation program. Campus. The announcement was made by Fordham's presi- in the series will be cut by the dent, Rev. Leo McLaughlin, S. J., at a dinner on Rose Hill istration, commented Mr. Leav- There has been a slight de- proceeds from a token entrance ens, when his office discovered lay in distributing: tho forms October 31. fee. The balance of payments that the cards to be completed by The new school, named for Mr. Martino, Chairman of due to scheduling difficulties. will be absorbed by the Thomas each student had been distributed But Ross believes that the the Board of the National Lead More Government. to neither the School of Educa- Company and a charter member leadership in the field of Ameri- forms can still bo examin- Along with the basic topic of tion nor the School of Business. ed in January for a compila- of thc University's Board of ,Lay can business and his dedicated wine selection, the food service Some students themselves cre- Trustees, will be situated at Lin- tion of on evaluation Uooldet service as a member of the board director added suggestions and ated another difficulty by incor- before April pre-registration. coln Center. The present busi- by lay trustees." sidelights on the subject of wines rectly filling out the cards, either ness school now has branches on Rose Hill and at 302 Broad- way. The curriculum will be entire- ly revised, and both graduate Mathematicians and undergraduate degrees will be awarded. The present college grants only undergraduate de- grees. with Versatility Among the new areas of major concentration will be internation- & Imagination al commerce and international fi- nance. According to Father Mc- Laughlin, the new programs have ... Louie to been planned to enhance Ford- ham's position in New York, the center of world trade. _ In his statement, Father Mc- ' lughlin said that the school was being named for Mr. Mantino "in recognition of his distinguished nsa! Concert Set for Monday Tho thi Mathematicians are key members of the IMAGINATION ... ''. «»•P > national security agency S|««Club ' "' I('"U ColleK° where Imagination Is the essential qualification I uesaay, November 15

Page 4 THE FORDHAM RAM Friday, November 18, 1966, S Keyed-up Boarder Court Finds Four Guilty 1 students unwind Of Entertaining Girls In Dorms atSheratonA The recently formed Boarder Court heard its first case last Tuesday, and it found four residents of A-house guilty of entertaining and... female visitors in the dormitories. Convicted of the charge by a majority vote of the seven justices I were Michael McEnrue, Ronald Berube, Patrick Thrasher, and - save, money William Crombleholme. All four are college sophomores. Save with weekend discounts! Get your jiee ID card from deviously they had been ex- the Sheraton rep on campus. polled from residence by Rever- did entertain female visitors in It entitles you to room dis- end Arthur Clark, chaplain of the dormitory was liable to ex- counts at nearly all Shera- A-house. Father Clarke took pulsion. Thus, this violation this action immediately upon seemed to manifest a blatant ton Hotels, and Motor Inns. contempt for the rule, which Good over Thanksgiving and finding the young ladies in the dormitory. had been made quite clear by Christmas holidays, summer the notice. vacation, weekends all year According to one Court round. spokesman, this action was The students defended their Robert J. Reid taken by Father Clarke because action stating that it was not tPhone: TA 2-1847 of a special notice from the meant as a direct disregard for FR. CLARKE: He expelled the Dean of Men's Office posted the law. They contended that it students before the court could after Homecoming Weekend. It was a result of a spontaneous, Sheraton Hotels & Motor Inns act. stated that any resident who unpremeditated decision.

We asked Westinghouse to send us study aids for serious students. So what did they send us?

Portable phonographs! Pint sized tape recorders! Clock radios that wake you up to f rug music! Study aids?

1. This is a 10 pound battery operated or plug in portable phonograph. It's the new Westinghouse Solid State, 4-speed auto- matic. Plays anything, anywhere; lan- guage records at jam sessions. Or the Frug at cram sessions. Some study aid! Model 135AC-$59.95.

2. For the student who has nothing: a high intensity lamp, a clock and a radio all in one. The alarm gizmo works with a buzzer or the radio. The lamp is dandy for needlepoint. And the clock keeps time. Its name is Lumina. Model 974XL— $49.95.

3. You too can be a secret agent with this battery powered, highly portable tape recorder. It has an uncanny stow-away mike that makes it indispensable for those eight o'clocks when note taking is a physical and mental impossibility. Model 27R1-$29.95.

4. The Westinghouse Space Maker Clock Radio was designed for the average enor- s. mous college room. It's only 7 inches wide, fits on a cluttered night table and gets you up to music, or a heartbreaking buzzer. Model 2151.5 —$23.95.

5. This is a tiny travel alarm clock-radio that folds up flat and fits into an over You can be sure if its Westinghouse (W) stuffed suitcase. And just so you'll never miss it, it has a motal plate for your ini- tials or name. It's the ideal study aid to take home for the holidays. Model 968PL -$29,95.

FORDHAM BOOK EXCHANGE 421 E. Fordham Road, Bronx, N. Y. Fri(|ay, November 18. 1966 THE FORDHAM RAM Page 5 FUSE In Action JUNIOR ACCOUNTING POSITIONS We have a number of junior accounting positions available Students Aid Settlement at our Corporate Headquarters and at various plant locations, In response to the urgent need in the metropolitan area for students within two years of [or active participation in com- graduation. munity affairs, 12 members' of These full-time positions afford highly qualified candidates the Fordham University Social the opportunity of further advancement and training upon Effort- volunteered their serv- completion of their formal degree requirements. ices this past September to the Casita Maria Settlement In addition to competitive salaries and a comprehensive House, located in the South medical-insurance program, we offer a tuition reimbursement Bronx. These students are the plan to defray formal educational expenses. first wave of volunteers from Interested students should contact: the Fbrdham Bronx Project headed by Eileen Murray of the Personnel Depl. School of Education. She stated: "The opportunities are endless CONTINENTAL CAN CO., Inc. for anyone who is creative, imag- inative and concerned." 633 3rd AVENUE New York, N.Y. I0OI7 FUSE members devote several Tel.: 212 5S1-7067 hours a week in tutoring reading for school children, and the plan- ning of athletic and social events for teen-agers. Two TMC fresh- men also conduct cooking classes for 8 to 10 year old boys in the hope of teaching a useful skill, while making the learning fun. The main purpose of the pro- gram was stated by Wayne Schneider, the Rose Hill Co-or- dinator — "We hope to improve the understanding of our com- munity problems by the educa- tion of Bronx citizens through communication." The Casita Maria venture is 1. Um...uh... now that we know 2.1 have an exciting pipe the initial step toward the estab- each other a little, I was won- collection. dering if, uh, you think I'm the lishment of an independent stu- 1 type of guy you could go for? I want to be where * dent-run program in some part the action is. of the Bronx within the next I could go for u year. Among the areas being in- real swinger. vestigated for beneficial facilities is Washington Avenue just south of Fordham Road.

ROTC Enrollment Fordham's Army Reserve Officers Training Corps, in Its 8lst year of activity on Ro3C Hill, has a 1908 enrollment ol 518 cadets, the highest in. ro- «>nt years, the university Army Instructor Group an- TUB BKONX: Unlike Harlem, It has no community social struc- nounced last week. ture; It luw few local organisations and receives comparatively little attention or aid from the Government or private agencies.

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For Information about Living Insurance, sen The Man from Equitable. tot career opportunities at Equitable, see youi Placement Officer, w wrltei Patrick Scollard, Manpower Development Division. 0 P.M. TO 1 AM The.fqurMBU Life Aiiurance Society of the United States COUPLI *f.00 SEMI • FORMAL MAw.olthtAwrku.N.wYoHi.N.ltlOOU CKqultabW lMt An Kfwl Opportunity Emphftr. U/F Friday, November 18, I9(( Mon For 4ff Seasons'" if she doesn't give it to you... —get it yourself! Helen Hayes To Chair Benefit By Mary Broderick Actress Helen Hayes has been named honorary chair- JAM EASt man of the Thomas More College benefit screening of A Man for AM Seasons. The benefit has been scheduled for December 13 at the Fine Arts Theater in Manhattan, with prices for the 450 tickets scaled between $10 and $40. Announced by Dean Patricia R. Plante in her State of the CoUege Message in Septem- ber, the screening will be run of Thomas More's life, the time by a committee composed of of his clash with King Henry VII wives of the local Lay Board of over Henry's break with the Trustees and Corporate Commit- Church in Rome. The climax is tee. Its dual purpose is to raise More's refusal to sign the King's revenues for TMC and also to publicize its existence. Oath of Allegiance and his sub- Acting committee chairman sequent beheading. Mrs. Joseph A. Kaiser, who pre- A Mail for All Seasons stars dicted a financial and social suc- Paul Scofield and Thomas More, cess, said that the film had been Susannah York and his daughter chosen for its particular reJevance Margaret Roper and Orson Wells to Thomas More College, since as Cardinal Wolsey. The screen- it is based on the life of the Eng- play is by Robert Bolt, who also Cologne, 6 oz., $4.50 wrote the play from which the After Shave, 6 oz., $3.50 lish saint for whom the college Deodorant Stick, S1.75 is named. film was taken, and direction is DEAN PLANTE: She proposed Buddha Cologne Gift Package, 12 oz., SB.SO- Set in early sixteenth century by Fred Zinnemann, noted for the benefit perfonmincr in lirr Spray Cologne, $3.50 ., ~ England, the movie concentrates such films as Hlg-h Noon and state of the college address in Buddha Soap Gift Set, J4.00 - = From Here to Eternity. September. Cologne, 4 oz., $3.00 "=? ' especially on the last seven years After Shave, 4 oz., $2.50 S*«N We set out to ruin Pergamon Press some ball bearings and SCIENTIFIC PUBLISHER Seeks student, senior or grad- failed successfully uate, with science back- .<>;''-'.,.-„.. ground, for position of part- time Field Representative.

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• RAM News Analysis • Editorials Fordham • Perspective on the t Forum • Aqua Regia • RAM Roundtable SG: A Mute Voice For Arecchi & Co. On March 3, 1966, the Bam, in en- the Administration, as a result of pre- a fact that nothing happened to spur dorsing the platform of the Fordham determined policy, not from S.G. the S. G. into action—not the closing Party said, "The Fordham Party plat- In fact, the right of the students of Collins Theater, not the decline of form presents a responsible and exciting to have a determining voice in school the F.S.A. board, not even the general plan for next year's Student Govern- policy was not even granted by Dr. lack of respect for student government, ment," The blatant disappointment of Meade or spokesmen for the Administra- which has grown to pervade the entire this expectation by the victorious party's tion. The evil here is the fact that the campus. poor performance in office, and the S.G. executive exercised no pressure It is impossible that such a total ab- subsequent uprising of the Student Con- whatever for the student viewpoint- dictation of responsibility could go un- gress constitute the most significant de- it merely followed the administration noticed by all the students. Inside the velopment in College student govern- cue and acquiesced when asked to. Congress, discontent was expressed oc- ment since the Ross Administration. In other areas, the executive failed casionally by such class officers: Jim In order to understand this event, utterly to carry out even oj\e of its Doody ('68), Rich. Bergeman ('67), and however, we must study the history of promised "exciting innovations." We Paul Tapogna ('69). Outside the Con- the Arecchi administration, going back have yet to hear of a Job Agency, the gress, Tony Martin and John Kills pro- even to the days of the heated cam- Academic Calendar reform, the foot- vided sporadic prodding. But even this paign last March, When Justin Arecchi ball pageant. It even managed to discontent was spotty, and no one and his colleagues entered office, there foul up the program already under way, seemed to realize the seriousness of the was general optimism for the future witness the old Course Evaluation proj- S.G. sickness. of Student Government. The prevailing ect. Surprisingly, it was Bill Karamitis, view was that the Fordham Party was Thus, an idea-less S.G. embarked the S.G. Secretary, who provided the so qualified that It could hardly help hesitantly on the summer seas. What touchstone for the crisis. Although he but progress. At first the optimism followed was sheer chaos. The disaster had previously been derided as a typical seemed justified; the Concert Commit- of the Dave Clark Five Concert, from S.G. officer, devoid of energy or imagi- tee, the Faculty-Student-Administration which the Concert Bureau has not yet nation, he turned out to be the hardest Board, the relaxation of some dress reg- recovered, marked a halt to any kind worker on the Congress. He was always ulations—all seemed to be evidence of, of activity. Arecchi disappeared, phy- in the office, he handled all the S.G. a new era. sically, until September; Shanley re- affairs and correspondence, and, be- turned late to work on football, and cause of his membership on the F.S.A. Those hopes, however, were unfound- Board, he developed into the S.G. spokes- ed. In order to understand the sub- the rest of S.G. lay about with acute poliomyelitis. man on all academic and administration sequent decline of S.G., it is necessary affairs. Little by little, as September to realize that even from the start, the School began with totally paralyzed and October passed, he hegan to be sad- S.G. executive introduced no evidence S.G. All innovations had ground to a dled, by default, with all the respon- whatever of imagination and innovation. halt; creativity was dead. The chief sibilities of Student Government. Even in areas where progress was most purpose of S.G, seemed to he to mark Needless to say, Karamitis was dissat- emphatic, the true Impetus came from time until something happened. It is isfied with this arrangement. His grow- ing responsibilities required his con- stant presence in the S.G. office, whose doorstep was rarely darkened by either Arecchi or Joe Burke, and only by John Shanley when he could hustle over from the Football office. TIlIS THINKER: Paul Topogna stops to UUiLk out a i>olnt at Wednesday Friction developed: four weeks ago, night's marathon SG meeting. the rumor began to be widely circulated that Karamitis tried to resign in disgust, various channels to various Congress but was persuaded to stay on by Arecchi members, many of whom expressed will- and Shanley, who both promised that ingness to go along. better days were coming, and that any The impeachment fcver died soon, day now the Executive would begin supplanted by the suggestion that the working. Congress pass a strong resolution of It is important to realize why such censure, plus a series of ultimatums a promise could not pessibly be met. for action in specific areas which the Arecchi has a steady, time-consuming executive had completely neglected. job at a downtown club, which he has On Monday, the Executive began to constantly refused to give up; Shanley react—in fact they were the last to spends all the time that he spends with learn about, the move for censure. Who football; Joe Burke seemed to feel that will ever forget Shanley's pitiful re- his leadership duties on the executive quest on Monday afternoon: "Won't required only that he keep neat account somebody tell poor Justin about all books and give terse reports to the this—he still doesn't know that any- Congress. It was becoming plain a body's on his back." month ago, even two months ago, that Karamitis would have to function as a Now, after a very long meeting In one-man S.G. the Football office with Bill Dem (who was later to be appointed interim Nothing short of a true crisis would secretary), the word went out: no one shake up the executive. would resign, no major changes would The crisis, mercifully, arrived last be made, but everyone would start weekend. On Friday afternoon, Bill working again. A meeting of the Con- Karamitis notified the Bam, and the gress was scheduled for last Wednes- Student Government that he was defi- day at 4:00, principally to discuss nitely resigning "for personal reasons." U.S.G., one of the areas which the Ex- Tony Martin, Director of Student Com- ecutive had notably neglected. munications, and personal friend of The entire executive decided to pre- Karamitis, was infuriated by this latest pare to eat a big helping of penitential decrepitude of S.G. and began to cir- crow, to try to persuade the angry culate the word that he would try to Congress that changes would come persuade some member of the Con- about without censures or impeach- gross to bring impeachment proceed- ments, or other such embarrassments. ings against the remaining S.G. officers Thus the stage was set for the Mara- "for radical non-feasance of duty." thon Music Room Manifesto, of No- The rumor spread rapidly, through nxvchl react* favorably to rwwilly Inoriwwl In SO.

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It's What's Happening —— — A Few Plugs Here & There ^^^T^^^^r^^^^^r^r^rrr^^^^^^^^^r^^rr^ John E. Morris A handy little guidebook that nobody seems to have written yet, would be a pocket dictionary of phrases, translating Fordhamese into English. For ordinarily it takes a student several years to decipher what the Administration, Student Government and the Jesuit Community are really saying. This little guidebook would permit you to become an expert in Fordham double talk in a few days. Ramskeller: Public IMPLEMENT what Student Government does to carry out a decision or program when The dismissal of Lou Greenstein as rials before 7, y\ in reality it is doing nothing. I ( Ramskeller manager brings with it the hungry people an COMMITTEE a mutual aid society created to guarantee that no one person can be promise of certain needed improvements. These are the! held to blame for a botched job. Now there is a good chance that after perceptible benefit ADMINISTRATION—a sinister conspiracy against the students, an abstraction that Mr. Frank Gallagher finishes his sche- real significance I can be blamed for whatever you think is wrong with Student Government, your social life, duled revamping of the entire operation less cbvious, but| and girls in knee socks. patrons will not have to wait so long and a lot more flal JUVENILE DELINQUENT—Bronx youth that turns up at all of this year's concerts for a waiter. Also it is possible that the who are the be with a switchblade and $500 bailbond. food they are served will be uniformly What this a™ MIDDLE of the ROADER^attitude found in student good and the beer they drink will always Mr. Gallagher has government official who is convinced that it will cost him votes to be caught with an idea. be cold. steps of other m TOP PRIORITY—an exact translation would be: this And it would be very nice if you could hierarchy and lv, :Jea may be idiotic, unworkable, or plain foolish, but it's order your favorite brand of beer each and capacity forl Dr. Meade's. time you decide to patronize the place. that today's stu&L SUCCESS—that which can usually be achieved at Now maybe someone can teach the cooks Mr. Gallagher I Fordham by combining ignorance and confidence, with that a hamburger should not come off gone out and; emphasis on the former. the grill so raw that it looks like it is al to replace L, AGREEMENT—a term indicating that with all the still alive. And now they might forget came apparent t,« crazy characters running around this place we'll never their logic lessons and serve after-7 spe- being managed In solve this one, but it's not really worth fighting about. GREAT—an adjective applied to a football game, Administrative decision, blind date or particularly inspir- Bull-Dogs <- ing lecture that will be remembered until af ter the second beer in the Ramskellar. mzatlon tna Here they come. Those hapless Hoyas UNIVERSITY—a misnomer for an orga ' « more intent on trying to split knowledge into a hundred different parts; ea<* part having its own specialists who know from the home of the Great Society and little about the relationship of their subject t° others, than trying to unify or coordinate plenty of bull (Hoyas are bulldogs, right) this knowledge. invade Rose Hill tomorrow for the final WELL ADJUSTED—word used to describe the Fordham Student who is in debt up segment of 1966 Fordham football. It to his textbooks to pay for tuition increases, is in need of thr<* martini's before he can face may not merit the attention of a Notre some of his required courses, whose true love always seems to be washing her hair when- Dame-Michigan State battle of the de- ever he calls up for a date, and who is convinced tnat Fordham has truly made progress cade, but none of us attend either of those schools so why stay home to watch since his arrival here. them. CONCESSION—a term used to describe a privilege granted to the students, after it was The Georgetown football club is not demanded by Student Government, which the Administration had hoped the students would as powerful as the Hoyas would have ask for earlier. .you believe. Certainly they crushed Catho- EXPANSION—euphemism used to describe a singular mental capacity which enables lic University by a tremendous margin, the Administration to consider increased spa=e for the John XXIII Center and Jesuit but Catholic University couldn't give Graduate Students as necessary allocations of Fordham's already limited campus. Fordham Prep a good battle. Georgetown INDIVIDUALIST—what all Fordham students are. also defeated a band of N.Y.U. students CONFORMIST—anyone who takes exception with the comments written in this column. masquerading as a football team. How- ever, Kevin Shannon, Roger Freida, and The Open Road- Manhattan had severely smashed the Vio- lets October 29, and they still hadn't re- grouped physically and psychologically in As Once In August time for Georgetown. All Georgetown has is Tony Lauinger and a pseudo-Ivy League complex. The Rams have shown vast improvement re- We remember when they killed John Kennedy. We groped in sudden darkness for cently and hopefully they can box the words and tears about a thing called martyrdom, as we witnessed and wonder. Something bulldogs and send them back to Washing- was taken away. What we had hoped would never end had ended. The night came with ton—C.O.D. fear of ourselves. The morning after we awoke to know with all the reality of soul-emptying knowing that what we hoped somehow the redeeming night would change had not become less real. Overcrowding In LaLande And the shooting-like-rifles fact was there, still staring stark and even now echoed by the bleakness of the day outside. Where Appalachian spring had long passed, the howling of Last Saturday evening the Business School junior class held a winds greeted the howling of souls: that this man was no more. And we sunk back in our "party" in LaLande Lounge. Parties are not unusual, particularly in La- beds-praying it would all go away; leave us in the peace we used to roam. Lande, but this one was. During the course of the evening, several win- dows were broken and, at midnight, the lounge floor was a pool of beer. Nothing but Requiems were left to chant, and eulogies to moan, and let-me-put-my- The brew was still there the next morning. finger-in-the-wounds disbelief. And we could not help but know that we mourned more Somehow, during the course of the "partying," one student suffered than a young man who died with no reason to die, that we wept for times when we were a broken thumb, and another was subjected to the forceful relocation ol so happy, so happy. We wanted something we could not have. We had killed what could have four teeth. been a beautiful friendship with beauty. We buried in bluefields of Valhalla the dawn that died before the birth The question is not this particular incident, since the students in- of day. volved have agreed to pay for damages, but the practice of using the lounge for non-boarder events. We remembered Camelot, and how for so brief a time By location and tradition, LaLande is a border facility. Its con- we had fondled it in our arms, as eyes had seen, hands had struction makes it evident that it is a lounge, not a gymnasium, an audit- touched. We knew that all was well, then, before these orium, a beer hall, or a boxing ring. As such, it should be primarily days, and we chose to look back on time ended, rather for boarders, and then as a place to meet, relax, and to hold small social than to that to come begun. And all we could know, all events. we had belief enough to admit, was that it is so painful Unfortunately, the number of events on the social calendar has made to leave Camelot, to set aside that one brief shining spot, »r it it necessary for the Resident Council to'consider the requests of outside knowing it may never be again. In the Texas sun, in the any summer of its years, It had ceased to comfort us with groups to us the lounge. Council President John Romps has attempted dreams. to limit use of the lounge to one event for each group. The solution to tile problem is charging for the use of the lounge. An August was gone, and those precious days of The Resident; Council is presently considering this alternative. If this August when we ran leaping in those fields. Those days, O gone-and-nevcr-returning days, policy fails, however, there is no ;iltem;itive other than closing the lounge when the world played outside somewhere, some far away where—sunset fell on those days. to all events not i<".irietcil to the Ho irdcr Community. We remembered when we had searched and sang and laughed and wept and found there, in the gladness of ourselves, and we were ours.

Now that canticle had ceased to touch our hearts with that singing-joy, when we strode 1 iVC-» was i.ilni.llslml hy tin- students ot Konlhnm O" )* M|ll innocent in the sun and shared our youth, And the autumn of our souls had dimmed the anil Is publlihete of certain emphasis by the Congress which is empowered to recognized as an essential ingredient of American democracy. Still, separation from our yout the determinative process of nomination. Cold War policies does lead to difficulties: inevitably, no one begins to doubt the premises : Wo urge the Congress, still hopefully wrapped in the enthusiasm of much of our foreign policy, while most other Americans agree on premises, and only ^ Tapogna-Ross Music Room Manifesto, to exercise its new found haggle about the conclusions to be drawn from them. sship and authority judiciously. Being removed from both camps does not, or should -The man selected must not be of the same mold as the present not, mean not taking sides: the "third camper" cannot hd nothing executive. He must necessarily be intimately ac- escape the fact thnt crises are often the responsibility with both the problems and the people of student government, of one camp, and not the other. As a matter of fact, he care, but even more than that, he mjust have the personality, Is able to be more critical, because he is more objective: m|lsin and desire necessary for this monumental task of resurrection the most searching criticisms of Communism these days tyawaits our impotent executive. are being written by men who care enough to know it '.To find such a man in the class of 1967 is not easy—in fact we well, and not by the Daily News "only-good-commie-ls-a- fr prove extremely difficult, since of the few who are qualified dead-commie" school of political philosophy. lay refuse to grasp such a short-ended stick. Being in the third enmp still leaves one exposed to Vc urge the Congress, led hopefully by Paul Tapogna, to consider two real dangers. The first is that conflicts of Interest wing: Anthony Martin, Richard Bergeman, Shawn Miller, Peter arise between loyalty to the United States, and loyalty to lie, and Peter Kirby. the world community: while some few of our foreign policy objectives are so reprehensible as to demand no [t is imperative that the best man be selected, and that the man support whatever, the majority are still well-defined and well-interested, and deserve accept. support even when there are flaws in our plans for their attainment. The ithird camper must be politically competent enough to work for both the good of the world, and the prestige and honor of the United States, at the same time. iKevin-Jolm Mcliityii;. OFFICE MANAGER: Corlnne McDonnell The second danger is that he will begin to appear not to be on America's side. Here it must be asserted again that there is a higher Joyalty than the following of John Foster JJJJ-ZMl, cxtcmlons 545 anil 5*1 or OXl-gTOTi uml 295-OM2 ~>M>! CunwM Mull, Box n Dulles' world view: being a loyal American can still mean rising above that Infantile over- in.! e P.M.—Motidny precmllnE lusini. simplification, and stopping the snerifice of truth to ts memory. America, after all, was ["•*•• N.v. SataoriptiM, m|a: (a ,,<-r rat, Jlprrasnl In Uu. oolumiu of The UAM are not necessarily those of Ule HAM edlton. The founded on a premise that was not essential to the other governments of the 18th I are not necessarily t)lo!ri, ,,r (he UnlviTiUy Administration or the Itudent body, century, a premise that many of our freedoms are designed to protect: thnt there is ho higher loyalty than the allegiance to truth. '

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Page 10 THE FORD HAM RAM Friday, November 18, I9{j SG In The Future: Complacency Or Change? (Continued from Page 7) the present Student Government has vember 16, 1966, which was issued after shown an incredible capacity for gilt- a 6 hour meeting of the Congress (the edging its platform with sparkling pro- last three hours of which were held in posals for student activities, and an the Campus Center Music Room). equally incredible incapacity for carry- What followed was a melange of self- ing any of them out. Just what did pitying pathos and angry rhetoric by happen to the Campus Center Smoking the Congress. Paul Tapogna presented Lounge? Where is the proposed Job the censure resolution, which had been Agency? What did Arecchi do with the drawn up by Tony Martin and Dave Rose Hill Winter Festival? All these Ross. After a three hour long debate, ideas appeared in the Fordham Party the resolution was unanimously adopt- platform, and none of them have been ed. The too-generous Congress had ton- carried out. ed down the language. In addition, the But what is even worse, they failed Executive announced that they would to come up with as much as one idea respond to the demands of the Con- while in office, for better student ac- gress and would, on December 5th, tivities, and the activities they already move for a vote of confidence, then have control over have been allowed decide whether to remain in office or to deteriorate. to resign. Finally, the whole Congress Witness the Football Club, which has drew up a statement of areas in which failed this year to set up a significant the Congress would move vigorously in recruiting program of any sort, failed the future. to set up a definite and purposeful Now what does this all mean? campaign for student support, and has It is time, at this moment, to define been something less than spectacular the role of Student Government in a in its botching of the alumni reserva- major University. tions program. This was the year when What is the purpose of a Student football was supposed to consolidate Government? Basically, when all the and advance, and it has actually re- frills, headlines and committees are gressed. cut away, a student government has Witness the American Age Lecture two basic purposes: Series, which has so far failed to hold SULLEN, subdued politicians labor through labrytattis of responsibility and appraisal. 1. It must be the voice of the stu- a single lecture. Witness the Concert dents to the Administration and faculty. Bureau, which began to operate effi- As one delegate pointed out, "The Build a classroom? No. A dormitory? But more than that, it must be a de- ciently only after Arecchi's disappear- F.S.A. Board has no power to discuss Yes. For some needed out-of-state stu- terminative voice, a powerful one. This ance after the Dave Clark Five fiasco. policy, but has become a mere details dents? No, for Jesuit scholastics. Whj is so, because of all the people involved The most scandalous failure of the squad." And where has the Executive has the student government not even in a University, only the students must Student Government, however, has been protested this destruction of its major raised its eyebrows, even a little hit? pay for the privilege of being involved in the first area of S.G. interest: that tool of the student's voice? It hasn't. Fourth: The Fordham student gov- in it. All university decisions ultimately it should be a powerful voice for the In fact, until the week before last, there ernment has now not the slightest voice affect the students, above all: they, not students to the administration. The was no public expression of displeasure in the academic sphere. It hasn't so the Administration or even the faculty, facts are clear that, where S.G. has by the officers. There were no demands much as pressed even its ideas for aca- are the core of the University, and must been a voice at all, which is rare, it for reform at all. Fordham's student demic calendar reform. It has expressed therefore have a powerful voice in its has been only a very feeble, timid one. voice ivas mute. no interest whatsoever in curriculum operation. And it must come through a But this is past history. What is hap- Second, when Collins was closed, the changes, or in required courses, or in strong Student Government. pening nowf Many things, all of them increasing the quality of the faculty. bad. Administration struck a major blow at 2. It must be the center of student Student-Administration relations. When In this regard, as in all others, student activities, coordinating and innovating First, the F.S.A. Board itself has de- Dennis Ahern (C-'67) made his report government has done nothing. The at all times. For the students can be teriorated, as the Congress censure res- to the Congress on the affair, he em- voice is mute. on campus, but only if there is a core olution stated. The F.S.A. Board, now phasized the fact that officials of the What is to happen? There arc two a powerful force for creativity and fun improperly called the Advisory Com- Administration just could not imagine courses that SG can take after this of students who are determined to ex- mittee on Student Life, has degenerat- why the students would possibly have week's explosion: ploit every resource on campus to ed into an infrequently called advisory an interest in the closing of the theater. 1. It can take the easiest course ol make a better life for the student. So, tribunal ,and has been relegated to the Therefore, no student group was con- prevailing opinion. Students are so used a Student Government must not only status of "Ministry of Trivia." It's a sulted in any way on the acceptance of to an ephemeral, meaningless SG thai be strong but imaginative as well. fact. The F.S.A. Board has not met bids by construction companies requir- they don't really give a damn what SG Does the present executive and S.G. once a week ,as it was supposed to, ing that the theater be closed. As Fath- does as long as it doesn't interfere with leadership measure up to these require- but twice, period. And at the last er Healy said: "They don't know any- their own happy complacency. This in ments? The answer is, regrettably, all meeting, the major topic of discussion thing about construction.1' turn, leads to an SG which doesn't too simple. was how to pick the Great Teacher for really feel compelled to act for the stu- the award of the same name, and most And what was the Executive's reac- Not one bit. tion to this disaster? John Shanley said dents. This has been the prevailingj In the second field, the area of imag- of the conversation centered on trivial trend up to now, and if Karamitis facets of the matter. at the marathon meeting: "I'm just be- ination in running student activities, ginning to realize how serious this is." hadn't resigned, this status quo would Again, the Voice was mute. probably continue into the future in- definitely, undisturbed. Third, The Fordham student has no voice whatever in the planning of the 2. The other possibility is that student University. But the Fordham student is government can change. It can adopt accorded the unique privilege of pay- the spirit, as well as the letter of lhe ing for the planning of the University. censure resolutions, and become a vig- A few points should suffice: orous, imaginative boddy of students 1. Twelve months ago, the Admin- dedicated to leadership and invention. istration promised a complete financial In order to do this, it must make the report, explaining where the $250 in- loud, determined declaration; "Tl* crease in tuition would go, and how it Fordham student has a say in every- would be allocated. To date, they have thing!" As a matter of fact, this is the not submitted it, )ior has anybody wtk- only form of student government which can earn the respect of the students, ed for it. the administration, and the faculty. It. 2. Despite the great proliferation of is a step that must be taken. new Fordham projects, like the Lincoln But will it? At present, we are Center Program, the 3-3 Program, the skeptical. Although some pressures will| Great Teacher Program, not a single undoubtedly be brought to bear on thi program has been inaugurated to help problem areas which have been outlinw the Fordham student of today, who randtr! every day attends classes in n far-away in tho censure resolution, we building, eats in an overcrowded cafe- whether the present executive lias the I teria, studies in a library where he can imagination or the energy to move »I do no research because there aren't any from there to a position of influence. 1 The main lesson to be learned by Ml books. In this tirca, again, Fordham'K way Voice is mute. disgrace is simply this: the only J to have a .strong executive is for cvcr' I 3. No one consulted t h<; .students one, from president on down to * about ,th<- idea of having a John XXIII freshmen, to pay attention to "'I Center on the already Innd-liungry cam- school. As Jm:k Morris, president "''» pus. But, if press releases me correct, .Senior Class put it: "Maybe it's """ I there will be one, and the .student gov- for a .little- revolution, a little violi* ernment has made no objection;!. a few demonstrations, and a pi1'1"'1 ° . 4. Speaking of land hunger, what does two." We think he's right. We hoi* the Jesuit Province intend lo do with SENIOR Oliuw I'riwldont John E. Morrlw w«lgli» Ui« » It the TMC Junior Class Coun- do this—to capture the total ex- Betty Demurest, '68 1

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Page 14 THE FORDHAM RAM Friday, November 18, 19 J -Martyrs' Court Becomes Art Gallery- Border Banners Now In Bloom When the boarder community of Fordham sees the op- portunity to express its thoughts about a topical situation, it acts with great enthusiasm and ingenuity. Such an occasion presented itself this week with the impending arrival of hordes of horny Hoyas for the Georgetown game. What more appropriate way to greet the visitors than ** with a collection of banners stating just one simple fact— g I KERNlETS Fordham is the superior school. Without remuneration these banners would have appeared, but the added incentive of twenty dollars first prize made the job a real pleasure. The upper crust of American colleges will have the op- portunity to observe the artistic efforts of the seven houses tomorrow before they view the tragic defeat their beloved 00>%J | Hoyas will absorb. The Fordham students have seen or will I if ' observe today the remarkable selection of linens and paints CURB which have been correlated into a great effort to incite sup- port for the team. However, this activity was not a new one for G-house which has presented several banners with such inspiring phrases as "Nail the Gaels' Tail," and "Maul the Hall" throughout the season.

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1 Looking "em Over- And Polls Herd Romps Thru League With only one game left in the ing catch of a 25 yard Marra • John A. Nolan which has a record of 4-1-2. season, John Romps' Herd has pass in the end zone. These two olubs will represent Everybody's talking about tomorrow's game between Michigan fulfilled all the early prodictions With one game left in the and run rough-shod over the rest the senior class in the playoffs. State and Notre Dame for the mythical national championship of regular season, the Herd has a of the College intramural league. League Commissioner John collegiate football. But up until mid-week I wasn't too concerned 7-0 record and has yet to give about the game. We had a game against Georgetown at the same The Herd has so entirely de- O'Leary is attempting to get his time and Frank Keefe was a closer friend than Terry Hanratty. molished their opponents that an up a score. Rich Colt captains team, in third place, into the Then, late Wednesday night my complacency was shattered by attempt is being made by some the second place senior team, play off. a call from my co-editor, Craig. He was preparing our weekly experi- disgruntled losers to have them ment in ESP entitled "Kernie's Picks" and wanted to know if I thrown out of the league for agreed with his choice of the Irish in the contest. "I haven't been excessive roughness. In last with following the teams too closely," I replied hesitantly. "Might as weeks contest against the Yogi On Campus MaxShuIman well pick Notre Dame—they're Catholic." Bears of the junior class, four I immediately knew I blew it. ."What kind of sports editor are players were put out of com- (By the author of "Rally Round the Flag, Boys!", you", I asked myself. "What happens if Notre Dame doesn't win— mission by the hard-charging "Dobie Gillis," etc) you'll have let down Kernie, her pups, Craig and the entire Ford- Herd players. ham community." I had to find The first of this contest was out what team was going to win. a scoreless tie. The Herd was un- "M" IS FOR THE MANY THINGS able to generate any offense, and I decided to take a poll; if it YOU'LL TEACH HER worked for Harris Gallup, it the Bears moved the ball fairly could work for me. effectively, but not well enough Nobody will dispute-surely not I-that raising children to score against the league's best I didn't have too much luck is a task which requires full time and awesome skills. defense. Nonetheless, a recent nationwide survey has revealed a on Rose Hill. A portly student The second half was a different startling fact: mothers who go back to work after their resting on a Yamaha near Bel- children are safely through the early years are notably- mont wouldn't stop sighing over story, as the high-powered of- happier, better adjusted, and more fulfilled than mothers the sight of the RAM. Another fense of the Herd got moving. who simply remain housewives. Moreover-and mark this rather dishelved looking friend Halfback Bob Comis scored on a well—the children of such working mothers are themselves sitting in the cafeteria had his 10 yard run and Bill Dorney took happier, better adjusted, and more fulfilled! eyes on a shapely black haired a pass from Bob Marra for the All very well, you say, but what's it got to do with you? Isn't it obvious? If you are underachieving at college, get beauty and ignored my repeated extra point, making .the score 7-0 in favor of the Herd. your mother a job. questions. A smiling Jesuit rusned by me near the Administration What kind of job? Well sir, your mother is probably building, mumbling something about a Pope who "won't allow us to A few plays later, Marra broke between 35 and 50 years of age, so certain occupations break any mold." loose around end for a long T.D. must immediately be ruled out. Logging, for example. Or Puzzled at all this I headed toward the Campus Center to call run, only to be tagged by a Yogi whaling. Or carhopping. students at Michigan State and Notre Dame. Bear standing on the sidelines But don't despair. There are other kinds of jobs-not near the 5. many, to be sure, but some. However, you must not stick At State I was connected with a stranger, who was named Mom in just any old job. You must remember that after Smith he told men. "Who do you think is going to win?" I inquired Intramural Director Jim Lans the excitement of raising you, she would be bored to tears "I suppose I should pick our team", he replied addressing me ing, a spectator at the game, said as a file clerk, for instance, or as a dolman. (A dolman, as as Buddah or Bubbec or something like that, "but I'm scared. ND ithat Marra would have scored if we all know, is someone who brings handfuls of water to is so big! I'm afraid of all that violence. I'm a pacifist, you know." the interference hadn't taken track layers. With the recent invention of the pail, dolmen Next I called a friend at South Bend. He was as enthusiastic place. The score was 13-0 after are gradually falling into technological unemployment.) as I suspected, but not for the team. the brawl caused by the illegal But I digress. I was saying, find Mom a job worthy of tag was stopped. her talents, something challenging that uses her vast wis- "We got a good team, but State's got the girls", he exclaimed. dom and experience but, at the same time, is not too hard "We haven't seen real girls in six weeks. We have a great line, Bob Marra made the score 19-0 on her obsolescing tissues. That's what Walter Sigafoos but what if the girls blitz? GIRLS! GIRLS! WOW!!" a little later as he made a div- did, and the results were brilliantly successful. Walter, a sophomore at the Upper Maryland College of Wickerwork and Belles Lettres, majoring in raffia, ap- proached the problem scientifically. First he asked himself what his mother did best. Well sir, what she did best was to keep hollering, "Dress warm, Walter!" THE DRUNKARD' At first glance this seemed a skill not widely in demand, EVENING but Walter was not discouraged. 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Page 16 THE FORDHAM RAM Friday, November IS, I9jj Lauinger Leads Foe; Rams Battle Hoyas Georgetown Now 2-0 Tomorrow At 1:30 By Denis Brady The Fordham football team faces a tough test tomorrow as the Georgetown Hovas Will Tony Lauinger become the fourth club football invad^e Coffej~t ce y stadium 11 m tomorroJ. _ w_ . i* n thn. e season finalr* ls. for r bott_n h squads1_ . i—«Coac _I_hT Lansin. g zdoes quarterback to wreck Fordham almost sing ehandedly this f, tQ b k, an drastjc chaJlges in th RanVs attempt to draw last blood in a a csiinn?? CanCan VranFrank KpcfpKeefe lpnrleadl a halnnrwbalancedi attackattack which Wilwill somewha• t. disappointinj; •..,,. g season. __. . - ' " horrify the Hoyas? These are the big questions which will be answered to- The main ploblem seems to be one of salvaging an effective offense in last ditch ettort. morrow7s thh e GeorgetowG n clulb comes to'coffeCff y FteiFildd ffor Eve" though thh e RamR s moved thh e balb l wellll i n thh e first halhf f of the ManhattaMh n game two the season finale of both clubs. weeks ago, the Georgetown de- And if the Hoyas' spotty per- fense figures to be much sting- formance against N.Y.U. last ier. Saturday is any indication of Watch This Man The crux of the problem lies in their real strength, they might finding an effective field general return to the nation's capitol Tony Lauinger to try to put everything to- on Saturday night without re- gether. Junior Frank Keefe has venge for last year's 36-28 de- done an admirable job in taking In their 12-7 victory over over in mid-season and then mar- N.Y.U., the Hoyas showed what shalling his team to four touch- seems to be their defensive pat- downs in his second outing of tern. Lauinger, following the ex- the season against the Jaspers. ample of other club football But the Fordham attack does quarterbacks who had the Ford- leave much to be desired. ham defense talking to them- A good running game such as selves by the end of the after- the one displayed in the Iona noon, ran more than he passed. victory coupled with a strong When he did throw, they were passing attack as was evident to short passes to ends and half- some degree in the Manhattan backs in the flat. On the ground, game is needed in this renewal he used mostly power plays, both of an archrivalry dating back to to the left and to the right. 1890. This is not an easy task THE BlTLl> IS LOOSE: Pete Signori takes pitch Srom Prank Uecir Some of Georgetown's other Quarterback which seems even more difficult and sets snil against N.Y.I'. Tlie "Buby Bull" will be missed in backfield personnel to watch are to accomplish with the loss of tomorrow's contest witli Georgetown. Ernie Catucci, a 510 senior, list- fullback Pete Signori, the out- ed as the team's starting right He Scores! standing runner in the home stop a performer of this caliber only if the offense can put on a halfback, soph Tony Eben, lead- opener against Iona . is to play a real heads-up game real strong well-balanced show- ing ground gainer in the 62-0 a sophomore halfback who Signori's spot will be filled by with plenty of desire and pur- ing and the defense can hold | pasting of Catholic U., and full- caught a 66 yard T.D. in the Mark Scotti with the old regu- suit. Lauinger at bay on the ground back Joe Duckett, a sophomore game last year, is out of action lars, Joe Boyle and Moe Habron, Victory can become a reality as well as the air. from Pittsburgh. Bobby Francis, with an injury. filling out the backfield. This trio must produce as must the pacing of Keefe. The two ends wil] be Mike Byrnes and John Ramruggers Finish 2-7; Harriers Finish Poorly Corcoran ,the p~ime targets of Keefe's aerial"> in the Manhattan game. Predict Better Spring Injuries Plague Squad Defensively, the job is equally The Fordham Rugby Club closed out its regular fall The 1966 cross country season might have been a lot difficult with the main task bo- schedule last week by suffering a 28-0 drubbing at the hands' more successful for Fordham if injuries hadn't plagued ing the stopping of quarterback of the New York Rugby Club. Going down to their fifth the squad for most of the season. Tony Lauinger, the 6-3 behe- straight defeat, the team finished the season with a disap- This is the best summary of the season which can be moth who can run or pass with pointing 2-7 won-lost record. The record, though, does not given now, four days after the Rams' weak showing in the c-iual dexterity. The only way to tell the true story of this year's rugby team. IC4A meet. ______Hard hit by the loss of scam' j 1 As it was, the 6-3 dual meet "Good-bye, Seniors big men to the football team, tin | record the Maroon runners Utrn- . club still fielded en? of the best eJ in and the third place finish teams Fcrdham has LOCH in the in the Metropolitan Meet were 12 Play Last Game Versus Hoyas past few years. They came solid achievements. "I'll have mixed emotions captain Joe Boylo has scored '14 Bob Grunke will always be re- through their first four games | this Saturday," said Ford- points, carried for an average inembered as the "shoeless won- with a respectable 2-2 iwnnl, Key to the woes of the Ford- nam head coach Jim Lans- gain of 4.5 yards, and won the del1" who scored Fordham's first heating Syracuse and Peiin Stall'. ham squad this past season was ing after practice yesterday Madow Trophy last year. His touchdown since football was am- while losing to Holy Cross ;wt the loss of the highly regarded afternoon. "I'm looking for- teammate Braver has been open- putated in 1954. John Corcoran. Harvard, and seemed to be at tln'ir | sophomore Doug Westendorf. He ward to a win against arch- ing holes for off-tackle plays since Grunke's complement at the peak going into the weekend of was sidelined from the Manhat- rival Georgetown. The problem the Rams renewed football in other end, snared two touchdown October 29-30. This, however, tan meet on with a case of over- is that the same will also be the, 1964. The third man of trio, passes against Manhattan this proved to he the turning l»'inl exertion. last for twelve of my ballplay- Frank Silane, has been covering year. Jim Murray leads the de- (,f the season as the Fordhiim I ers." Another runner who failed to the defense from his linebacker fensive backfield with four in- niggers lost two close conli'sls 1 i- produce what was expected of The players Lansing refers to position. Last year he earned the terceptkms .while newcomer Di- t() Fajrnc)el (3-0) and tin U» ] him because of injuries was sen- are the twelve seniors who will title of "Boomer" by doubling as Carlo has nabbed two opposition vcrsily of Virginia (10-8.) ior Jack Lamb. The semi-effec- don their pads for Fordham for the primary punter for the Rams. aerials this fal The close games no doiil't af- tiveness of these two hampered the last time tomorrow against fected the morals of the team but the Rams at diferfent times Georgetown. Most of the twelve mir throughout the season. even worse was the loss of ' are starters on either the offen- starting players in those bra The star of the team was jun- sive or defensive tarns. Some matches. Worn then on tin.1 in- have played every game (12) ;llil ior Jack Fath. His string of six '->- .*- MV juries continued to mount up f ' straight victories and new school since the 1964 student resurrec- al tion of the pigskin on Rose Hill. er than I he losses and the f'" record of 26:15 are proofs that game with Now York was I>IW™ the tall junior from Pittsburgh Of the twelve, nine started wilh nine of the 15 regular start- really came into his own this against the Hoyas last year. They ers sidelined with injuries. past season. are: present tri-captain halfback It was truly a season in »'llrt Captain Don May, who is also Joe Boyle, tackle Larry Brauer, the club received more than I'11'" Futh's roommate, called Jack and linebacker Frank Silane; (I S| share (>r injuries. The lean' ™' "the one who really held the • also guards Ron Bove, Rich Mar- however, show bright hopes '"r team together." There is great rin, and Bill Mills; and ends Boh Ihe spring. Wilh operations «* hope that next year Futh will Grunke, and John Corcoran. The pleted and injuries hcalc'1 j" other seniors who will wear the set his sights on lowering the team .should see such more i" " maroon for the last time are school record, and lead May, way of success. They face an ''«" Westendorf, Walsh, and the oth- halfbacks Jim Murray, Greg Dl- 1 ganii schedule that will '»<" ''^ er returnees to a season even Carlo, and John O'Lcury, and 1 more successful than the one place-kicker Bill Goglla. lighted by a St. Patrick : jl GOING BUT NOT FOKOOTTION: Lurry Bniiii-r (left) mid l>-riiiili 11'«t completed. game against the Fighting 1 In his three years at Fordham Sllune (right) will suit «1> for thi'lr lust guiim tuninrrutv. Notre Dame,