SCENE ONE: BELLE Belle: Little Town, It's a Quiet Village. Every Day, Like
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SCENE ONE: BELLE Sausage curl girl: Good day. Belle: Hat seller: Little town, it’s a quiet village. How is your family? Every day, like the one before. Little town full of little people Milkmaid: Waking up to say: Bonjour Villagers: Shepherd boy: Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour! Good day. Bonjour! Milkmaid: There goes the baker with his tray, like How is your wife? always, The same old bread and rolls to sell. Lady with cane: Every morning just the same I need six eggs! Since the morning that we came To this poor provincial town Aristocratic lady: That’s too expensive. Good morning, Belle! Belle: Belle: There must be more than this provincial The bookshop. I just finished the most life! wonderful story about a beanstalk and an ogre and…… SPEECH Baker: Villagers: That’s nice. Marie! The baguettes! Look there she goes. Hurry up! That girl is so peculiar. I wonder if she’s feeling well. Ladies: With a dreamy, far-off look Look there she goes. The girl is strange, And her nose stuck in a book, no question. What a puzzle to the rest of us is Belle. Dazed and distracted, can’t you tell? Belle: Never part of any crowd, cause her head’s Oh, isn’t this amazing? up on some cloud. It’s my fav’rite part No denying she’s a funny girl, that Belle. Because you’ll see Here’s where she meets Prince Charming Hat seller: But she won’t discover Bonjour That it’s him til chapter three. Aristocratic Lady: Pardon! Now it’s no wonder Good day! That her name means Beauty Mais ou! Her looks have got no parallel You call this bacon? What lovely grapes! Hat seller: Some cheese. But behind that fair façade Ten yards. I’m afraid she’s rather odd One pound. Gaston: Egg man: ‘Scuse me Very diff’rent from the rest of us She’s nothing like the rest of us Villagers: I’ll get the knife! Villagers: Yes, diff’rent from the rest of us Gaston: Is Belle. Please let me through. Villagers: SPEECH I’ll get the knife! Please let me through! This bread, those fish Gaston: It’s stale, they smell! Right from the moment when I met her, Madam’s mistaken saw her, I said she’s gorgeous and I fell. Belle: Here in town there’s only she There must be more than this provincial Who is beautiful as me, life. So I’m making plans to woo and marry Belle. Gaston: Just watch, I’m going to make Belle my Silly girls: wife! Look there he goes, Isn’t he dreamy? All: Monsieur Gaston! Look there she goes Oh he’s so cute! A girl who’s strange but special Be still my heart A most peculiar mademoiselle. I’m hardly breathing! It’s a pity and a sin, He’s such a tall, dark, strong She doesn’t quite fit in, And handsome brute. ‘cause she really is a funny girl A beauty but a funny girl Villagers: She really is a funny girl that Belle! Bonjour! SCENE FOUR: BELLE (REPRISE) Silly girls: Madame Gaston, Can’t you just see it? Madam Gaston! His little wife. No sir, not her I guarantee it! She wants much more Than this provincial life. SPEECH Belle: I want adventure In the great wide somewhere! I want it more than I can tell! And for once it might be grand To have someone understand I want so much more Than they’ve got planned. SCENE FIVE: HOME Mrs Potts: Belle: I hope that we’ll be friends Yes I made the choice Though I don’t know you well For Papa I will stay If anyone can make the most But I don’t deserve to lose Of living here then Belle My freedom in this way It’s you. You monster If you think what you’ve done is right And who knows Well then, you’re a fool You may find home here too. Think again. Is this home? Is this where I should learn to be happy? Never dreamed that a home Could be so dark and cold. I was told ev’ry day in my childhood Even when we grow old Home should be where the heart is. Never were words so true. My heart’s far far away Home is too. What I’d give to return To the life that I knew lately And to think I complained Of that dull, provincial town. Is this home? Am I here for a day or forever? Shut away from the world Until who knows when. Oh, but then as my life has been altered once It can change again. Build higher walls around me. Change ev’ry lock and key. Nothing lasts Nothing holds all of me. My heart’s far, far away, home and free. SCENE FIVE: HOME (TAG) SCENE SIX: GASTON Give five hurrahs! Give twelve hip hips! Lefou: Silly girls: Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston Gaston is the best and the rest is all Looking so down in the dumps drips. Ev’ry guy here’d like to be you Gaston Even when taking your lumps. All: There’s no man in town as admired as you No one fights like Gaston You’re ev’ryone’s favourite guy Douses lights like Gaston In a wrestling match nobody bites like Silly Girls: Gaston Ev’ryone’s awed and inspired by you For there’s no one as burly and brawny And it’s not very hard to see why Gaston: Lefou: As you see I’ve got biceps to spare! No one’s slick as Gaston No one’s quick as Gaston All: No one’s neck’s as incredibly Not a bit of him’s scraggly or scawny Thick as Gaston Gaston: Silly girls: That’s right For there’s no man in town half as manly And ev’ry last inch of me’s covered with Perfect! A pure paragon! hair! Lefou: All: You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston Lefou and Silly Girls: In a spitting match And they’ll tell you whose team Nobody spits like Gaston They’d prefer to be on Gaston: All: I’m especially good at expectorating No one’s been like Gaston Ptooey A kingpin like Gaston No one’s got a swell cleft in his chin All: Like Gaston! Ten points for Gaston Gaston: GASTON POSES As a specimen, Yes, I’m intimidating! All: Wow! My what a guy that Gaston! All: My what a guy that Gaston! DANCE BREAK SCENE SIX: GASTON (CONTINUED) SCENE SIX: GASTON REPRISE All: (spoken) Gaston: Gaston! Hey! Let’s go! Lefou, I’m afraid I’ve been thinking All: Lefou: No one shoots like Gaston A dangerous pastime Makes those beauts like Gaston Then goes tromping around wearing boots Gaston: like Gaston I know. But that wacky old coot is Belle’s father Gaston: And his sanity’s only so so I use antlers in all of my decorating Now the wheels in my head have been turning All: Since I looked at that loony old man My what a guy, Gaston. Hey! See I promised myself I’d be married to Belle And right now I’m evolving a plan SPOKEN If I… Gaston and Lefou: Yes? Then we….. No! Would she….. Guess? Now I get it, let’s go! SINGING No one plots like Gaston Takes cheap shots like Gaston Plans to persecute harmless crackpots Like Gaston So his marriage we soon will be celebrating My what a guy, Gaston! SCENE SEVEN: BE OUR GUEST Flatware: And it’s all in perfect taste Lumiere: That, you can bet! Be our guest be our guest Come on and lift your glass Put our service to the test You’ve won your own free pass Tie a napkin round your neck Cherie To be our guest And we’ll provide the rest Soupe de jour Hot hors d’oeuvres Lumiere: Why we only live to serve If you’re stressed, Try the grey stuff It’s fine dining we suggest. Chip: Lumiere and Flatware: It’s delicious Be our guest Be our guest Lumiere: Be our guest Don’t believe me? Ask the dishes They can sing, they can dance Mrs Potts: After all, miss, this is France! It’s a guest! It’s a guest! And a dinner here is never second best. Sakes alive, well I’ll be blessed Go on, unfold your menu Wine’s been poured and thank the lord Take a glance and then you’ll be our guest I’ve had the napkins freshly pressed Oui! our guest, be our guest. With dessert she’ll want tea And my dear, that’s fine with me. Flatware: While the cups do their soft shoeing Beef ragout, cheese soufflé I’ll be bubbling, I’ll be brewing, Pie and pudding ‘en flambe’ I’ll get warm, piping hot Heaven’s sake, is that a spot? Lumiere: Clean it up, we want the company We’ll prepare and serve with flair impressed. A culinary cabaret You’re alone and you’re scared All: But the banquet’s all prepared We’ve got a lot to do No one’s gloomy or complaining While the flatware’s entertaining Mrs Potts: Is it one lump or two Flatware: For you, our guest We tell jokes She’s our guest, she’s our guest She’s our guest, be our guest Lumiere: Be our guest, be our guest.