November 20,1985 Volume 10 The Issue 7 Mortis Weekly Student Newspaper of the University o( Minnesota-Morris

Smoking Policy Reviewed At UMM

By Darla Matthes design decreases the possibility that Do you smoke? Or are you one of non-smokers would have to walk those people who have to put up ihrough smoke fumes on their way wilh the smoke fumes from others? to sit down and/or leave. The four Statistics have shown 2/3 of people floors of the Rodney A. Briggs do not smoke; 70% are affected Library designate different smoking- adversely by smoke. The tobacco permitted areas. The first two levels industry spends a great deal in main­ each permit one area of smoking; taining and ultimately encouraging the third level permits two areas, smoking. The smoking situation at and the fourth level is an absolute Cougar Cafe has been a recent topic no-smoking floor. Residence halls of discussion. are not posted wilh no-smoking signs as the determination of the

non-smoker is subjected to the occupants and enforced by the smoke fumes of others. This type of same. The P.E. Center has only one lust the Beginning??!!! exposure is just as dangerous to the area designated as smoking- non-smoker as it is to the smoker. In permitted, located on the third (top) -n, the floor by the vending machines. This cigarettes information was obtained from i the Peter Orr, the Occupational Officer Ken Keller Inaugurated reaches levels of 20 parts per mil­ of Plant Services. lion. The standards set for Minne­ The law also states the following: Ken Keller was officially inauger- rest after Judge Paul Magnuson sota under this law is 9 parts per mil­ "the size and location of any ated as the University President in •uled that Keller's selection did not lion. Unlike oxygen which is smoking-permitted area shall be Northrop Auditorium November violate the Rajender Concent breathed in and then out again in determined such that toxic effects 15th. Challenges to the legitimacy of minutes, carbon monoxide in the of smoking are minimized In the Keller's selection had been laid to blood takes hours to leave the body. adjacent no-smoking area." In this The Minnesota Clean Indoor Air sense, the Cougar Cafe presents a Act put into law in 1975 was a step serious problem. Smoking Is permit­ forward in preserving the quality of ted only on one side of the cafe, but Problems Plague andc oke-fre onment. The law states: "In Accor­ smoke fumes wander across the dance With The Minnesota Clean room and disrupt the smoke-free Future Of Flatlands Indoor Air Act Smoking Is Prohi­ By Kelly Stodola environment established therein. bited EXCEPT In Designated Smok­ Dr. Victoria Littlefield, an assistant For 5 years, UMM students have At Ihis time, Stacey and her com­ ing Areas." Acrylic signs citing this professor of psychology at UMM, enjoyed an all-day, outdoor concert mittee stand behind the Concert sentence and incorporating the feels this is a problem that demands called Flatlands. As of right-now. Flat- and Dance Committee's decision international no-smoking symbol immediate attention. Suffering from lands 1966 is not to be. "*•*. not to hold Flatlands. Jeanni VanTas- are conspicuously posted at the allergies and asthma, she can no entrance of every building, includ­ When Flatlands began in 1980. ii see, head of Concert and Dance, longer meet with her faculty friends ing office buildings, universities, was simply a relaxing day on the said it is not likely that iheir decision over lunch in the cafe because the ihreatres, and restaurants. Areas Mall with some bands to listen to. will change. smoke fumes are absolutely intoler­ that are designated as smoking Sure, it was probably a little wild able. The separation betw Stacey and CAC are working permitted areas are posted with an then, but who could compare it to through some tentative proposals appropriate'Smoking Permitted' Slhui •onhles last year's chaos? for changes in Flatlands. These acrylic sign. However, the smoking posing a solution, one finds The Concert and Dance Commit­ changes include: more rules, no permitted areas cannot be corrid- he/she cannot please both sides. If tee, which is in charge of Flatlands. rudeness to the bands performing, ers, stairwells, classrooms, rest- the Cougar Cafe was to be a strict consists of only 9 members. Right no active participation on stage, and no-smoking area, ihe business now. they aren't prepared to take would lose those customers who the viewing and tickets areas and responsibility for over 500 drunken ity system. When ihese proposals choose to eat lunch and smoke refreshment areas of an auditorium. sludents. Last year, these 9 studenls are written up. they will be pre­ elsewhere. If the cafe were lo follow were the only ones who took care of sented to the Concert and Dance This law defines an "Acceptable a policy of smoking-permitied, il Flatlands. In order to run an event Commiiiee. which will again vote Smoke-free Area" as the following: would surely lose business and cus­ like this smoothly, they need more on wheiher they want to sponsor "(1) where smoking is permitted; (2) tomers of the same proportion. In students lo volunteer their time and Flatlands. at least one: (aa) a continuous bar­ either case there are opposing rier (wall, partition, or furnishing) of energy. Not only are these volun­ One thing is for sure: more peo­ teers needed for planning before at least 56" in height to separate the ple must become involved before Although the Minnesota Clean the concert, but they must also be smoking-permitied and no-smoking Indoor Air Act protects the smokers willing to work during and after. anything will happen with Flatlands. areas, |bb) there is a space of at least and non-smokers alike, il is nol This is where the problems began Stacey said that there is no way Flat- four feet in width to separate the meant to be used to continue the last year. campus organizations will support it smoking-permitted and no-smoking trend of the past which guaranteed and students are willing to become areas, (cc) the ventilation system has the right of the smoker to smoke According to Stacey McAlpine total air circulation (recirculated involved. By "actively involved", wherever, whenever he/she desired Campus Activities Council (CAC) plus outside air)." she means the committees need to the exclusion of the right of the Chair, the Chancellor Jack Imholte your help — the students of UMM. is also dead sel against Flatlands. In review of the UMM Campus non-smoker to breathe smoke-free The Concert and Dance Committee Even if the Concert and Dance policies, there are few designated air. It is good business to protect and invites all persons who wanl to have smoking-permitted areas. For create a clean, attractive environ­ a Flatlands 1986 to ?pme to their ment for the majority who do not they'd still have to convince Chan­ example, the Food Service Building meetings on Monday evenings at permits smoking only on the far east smoke. The Weekly welcomes let­ cellor Imholte. He is the person in ters to the editor regarding this con- charge of getting a liquor license for side of the first floor and ihe east- the day's events. (continued on page 3) west sides of the third floor; this November 20, 198S Page 2 Mohamad Al-Shofe Minnesota Waste Management Board Seeks Legislative Authorization For selected as the new musk man New Process For Development Of Hazardous Waste Facility The Minnesota Waste Manage­ ardous waste disposal ment Board has recommended that cess, and required the Board to estimate, by the end of 1985, the the Legislature authorize it to take need for hazardous waste disposal specific steps toward the develop­ capacity for Minnesota's wastes, and ment of a new facility to treat, "sta­ to issue its recommendations on the bilize" and securely contain hazard- future of the hazardous waste dis­ Instead of leading to the sit ing of a posal siting process. hazardous waste landfill — as origi­ Any authorization for ihe Board nally envisioned in state law —the to undertake steps toward ihe eval­ process recommended by the Board uation of candidate sites, and the would: development of a hazardous waste disposal or treatment facility, would — strongly emphasize hazardous require an action by the Minnesota waste reduction, recovery, recy­ Legislature. cling and other alternatives to disposal; In September, the Board's staff .— enable the Board to seek issued the draft Estimate of Need for proposals from private developers hazardous waste disposal, which for a new state facility lo treat the slated that — after all of Minnesota's residues of hazardous waste treat- hazardous wastes were reduced, recycled and treated to the greatest possible extent — approximately !ir hazard, 10,000-15,000 Ions of ha; before storage or disposal: and .uld r. nfor — first emphasize the identifica­ final disposal. Solution Manual Deters tion of new'volunteered "sites for a The staff noted, however, thai — hazardous waste stablization facil­ due to new developments in waste Students Education ity, while continuing the morato­ management technologies — those rium on the current four candidate residuals could be further treated hazardous waste disposal sites, in and "stabilized" to reduce their By Toni Meszaros The mptat on ihe Aitkin, Carver, Marshall, and Scott hazard. The staff recommended that ual for every probler His 3:00 a.m. and a major calculus Counties. the Board seek authorization to assignment is due ihe following He believes that knowing ihe right Under the recommendation evaluate the possibility of develop­ morning. Students attempt to solve answer is not as impottant as having passed at the Board's November 14 ment of a hazardous waste stabiliza- the intricate jumble of numbers and confidence in your work and know­ meeting at the Capitol, the Board n facility, and a facility lo st formulas. Many of them relinquish ing you solved the problem cor­ would also be given the authority to ntai siduei the futile struggle and succumb to rectly withoul reference to a man­ eliminate any or all of the current "preferably above grade." the comfort of sleeping. While ual. He feels that a study guide candidate sites. It would be UMM Calculus'Students do this would be a more beneficial alterna­ Under the resolution passed by required to identify volunteered homework without the aid of solu­ tive lo the solution manual. the Board November 14 the Board sites for a hazardous waste stabiliza­ tion manuals numerous other col­ would be given the authority to seek Alan Sauter (another UMM calcu­ tion facility, through a joint effort lege campuses supply the manuals proposals from private developers lus professor) also feels the manuals wilh industry and a facility devel­ in their bookstores. Traditionally, for a "state-of-the-art facility for the are harmful to the maioritv of the oper, by April 1,1987. UMM has not sold solution manuals students. He says that they could be final processing and treatment of for calculus in the campus bookstore. helpful if students would only use The four candidate sites were hazardous waste and secure con­ them as a last resort, but he believes selected by the Board in December, tainment of the processing residu­ A solution manual is a comple­ that students learn more if they 1982. In April, 1984, the Legislature als, including evaluation of tech­ mentary guide to a calculus book or develop their own methods of placed a moratorium on the nologies such as stabilization and chemistry book or other books that checking iheir work. >rous problei

•ach ;•••• i the ( The presence of solution manuals book step by step. on campus last year is not related to The Weekly asked Roger Picker­ the purchase of new calculus text­ ing (UMM calculus professor) for books this fall. The calculus profes­ his opinion on the use of solution sors decided to switch books manuals. He feels that for the major­ because they were dissatisfied with ity of thestudentsa the old books. They feel that the TEST new books offer a fresh perspective ; detri on the subject. YOUR Legal Advice Free KNOWLEDGE. Q: How many at the people who died cancer last year were smokers? A. 25% To UMM Students 8.40% By Sheryl DeWitte and C.60% makeup a very small percentage of D.B0% Cindy Marthaler her clients and that fifty percent of Elizabeth Hinds, a partner in a those deal with landlord and tenant private practice law firm, is volun­ problems. Most of her other work teering free legal advice to UMM deals with family or criminal law and 5tudentsasapart of "pro bono pub­ real estate transactions. Students are lico" the Latin phrase meaning for encouraged to contact her for the public good. Elizabeth, whose advice in any kind of situation. She husband HaroldHinds teaches Latin will gladly look up information or American History at UMM, grew up make phone calls. Generally any­ around Vancouver, Washington thing taking about 20-30 minutes. and attended the Universities of Every olher Monday evening Eli Chicago and Oregon. She did her beth is at the MCSA office in Ed; undergraduate work here at UMM Hall and if an emergency arises s in Art Hislory and then attended dents can call the office at 589-1128. William Mitchell Law School in St. The hours of the officeare8:30-5:00, Paul receiving a J.D. (Juris Doctor (excluding the lunch hour), Monday- -the degree lawyers obtain) in 1983. Friday. Elizabeth is pleased to have After practicing in Whealon for one the chance to do this and keep in yeat, she opened ihe office in Mor­ touch with younger people. She QUITTING. IT COULD BE ris one year ago this past October. plans to continue her work for as long as she is able. THE TEST OF YOUR LIFE. Elizabeth says that students November 20, 1985 Page 3 PROBLEMS PLAGUE FUTURE OF FLATLANDS (continued from page 1} UMM Theatre Presents 7:30 p.m. Stacey and Jeanm both stressed lhal ihey really do want tj members shouldn't be expected to make an effort, but they're not pui on ihe event and clean up ihe 'Godspell' Nov. 20-23 going io if ihe sludeni body doesn't mess for the rest of the campus to get involved, have a drunken bash. Stacey urges all students to get "Last year we passed around — U RELATIONS — Involved in the issue of Flatlands. empty garbage, bags for people to The University of Minnesota. "We need fast action, support, and throw their trash into after the con­ Morris Theatre production of new proposals. We won'l be able to cert," said Stacey. "They came back "Godspell." a musical by Stephen do anything unless ihe whole cam­ Schwartz, will open next Wednes­ pus helps out. What we don't need day. Nov. 20, and run Nov. 21,22 and is petitions; put your energy into The Concerl and Dance Commii­ 23, with performances at 8:15 p.m. actual help!" iee is now considering other uses each evening in the Proscenium for Ihe money allocated to ihem lor Theatre of the Humanities Fine Arts Many students are going to be Flailands from ihe Activities Fees. upsel ovet the prospect of no Flat- One possibility is a big name indoor lands. It's easy to blame the Concert concerl. Another is to hold more Tickels are on sale at local banks and Dance Committee and CAC for dances. Most students will probably in Morris, and ihrough the Theatre theit position, but the real people lo agree that these won't replace Box Office in the lobby of the blame are the students of UMM. Flatlands. Humanities Fine Arts Center. Priced One of the biggest problems last at $4, ihey can be reserved in year was the lack of effective secur­ What is really needed loday, right advance by calling ihe box office al ity. And who could forget the now, is more support of student 589-2211, ext. 6249, between 10 a.m. shameful harrassment of the people groups. UMM can't just sit back and and 3 p.m. Special group rates are performing? 5ome students were expect Flatlands to occur, because it available. incapable of bringing back their won't; not this year, not ever, with­ furniture, which they had ripped to out each and every student's sup­ "Godspell" is a modern adapta­ shreads for no apparent reason. Il port. Concert and Dance is not tion of ihe gospel according to Mat­ was general chaos, as any student responsible lo entertain a bunch of thew. The show deals with the life unruly, drunk adults. Morris des­ and parable ol Christ presented who was present could testify. So Jenny Jesseph, Morris perately needs the excitement of ihrough lively pantomime, dance who really is to blame for the results Danette Corbitt. Lakeville Flatlands! If it is to be at all, the and songs such as "Prepare Ye" and of this behavior? Certainly Stacey, Clifford Alexander, Rapid City. SD students will have to work for it. "Day by Day." The climax of the play Laurie Moser, Wishek, ND is Ihe dramatic betrayal of Christ by Joseph Hart, Grand Portage Judas and Christ's crucifixion on the Godspell: Susan DeWaard, Hancock Joe Bclir, Shoreview The "Godspell" company is being Lori Hiebert, Browerville A Backstage View directed by Karen Wiese of Win- Carrie Holden, Estelline, SD dom, with Charles Dawson of Frid- Cathy Heisler, St. Paul Jennifer Thibert, Elk River ley assistant directing. The By Joseph Hart husband is a carpenter.) To make an Brenda Thorson, Kerkhoven designer/technical director is Tap R. entrance on stage left, one must LaVida Bevly, Chicago, IL My title is more literal than you Payne Associate Professor of Thea­ walk out the backdoor, around the Debbie Bruce, Sioux Falls, SD might first suppose. My part in the tre Arts. The principal roles are building outside and enter through fall production of Godspell is a being played by Kevin Hansen, Valei .Pain :,SD the front door and lobby (which minor one. My moment of glory Colman, SD; Dan Perdue, Alexan­ Rachelle Benlt, Chicago,-!! until recently has had no heat) and under the limelights is about five dria; Colleen Hennen, Morris; Gail Kim Jennisen, Brooten minutes at the beginning and five at finally on stage. And of course the Hammerschmidt. Milan; Matt Peggy Semmler, Custer, SD the end when about thirty extras, old rule of thumb: "Never flush the LeFebvre of Wadena; Erica Johnson Janet Schotzko, Sleepy Eye one of which is me, walk back and toilet during a performance"!! of Arlington; Jan Thelen of Mel­ Debbie Smith, Howard Lake forth across the stage. The rest of my These are the obvious adjust- Greg Schooler, Gettysburg, SD time is spent backstage. rose; Kerry Kerl of Lakeville; Dan Stuart of Sioux Falls; and, Meyosha Rod Hansen A greenroom with floor to ceiling town amateur theatre to college Smiley of Chicago. Mark Weiss, Benson Jeff Rahn, Webster, SD windows, leal her chairs and couches theatre. But there's something else Principal Characters I've noticed. The spirit isn't the (I Ihink they're leather), and sleeper lan Stuart, Sioux Falls, SD Technical Crew speakers that pipe out what same. I am always aware that the Kerry Kerl, Lakeville Director: Karen Wiese, Windom happens on stage; prop and scene student directors, actors, set design­ Jan Thelen, Melrose Assistant Director: Charles Dawson storage hidden away somewhere in ers, lighting technicians are all pro­ Colleen Henne, Morris Fridley the catacombs of HFA; a scene con­ fessionals in training. There isn't the emphasis on volunteer fun that is Matt LeFebvre, Wadena Technical Director: Tap Payne struction shop with high ceilings, Eric Johnson, Arlington permanent electric tools and easy found in community theatres. I'm (faculty) Kevin Hansen, Colman, SD access to the stage through gigantic not saying that college theatre isn't Gail Hammerschmidt, Milan black doors; the Proscenium thea­ fun. It is without question. But it is Set Designer: Timolhy Goodman- taken seriously. It's thai semi- Meyosha Smiley, Chicago, IL tre and its shops are a far cry from Light Designer: Shawn DuBois, the converted church that serves as professional attitude that makes my Dan Purdue, Alexandria part — one of thirty extras — impor­ Company Members Morris a community theatre in the small Costume Mistress: Gail Hammersch­ tant. It's what keeps thirty college Brent Chrlstensen, Presho, SD town where I'm from! There,scene midt, Milan kids, in close quarters for about two Kelly Larson, Morris storage is in the basement. Sets are Choreography: Jan Thelen, Melrose put up on stage with mostly bor­ hours, from going nuts. It's what Julie Nevill, Aberdeen, SD makes college theatre exciting. Musical Director: Kevin Hansen, rowed tools. (The finance director's Michael Gutierres, Rapid City, SD Colman, SD Publicity: Wendy Lund, Evansville

The cast of Godspell. Kerry Kerl and Meyosha Smiley in a scene from Godspell. Page 4 Editorial November 20,1985 Home Taping Cougar Pride Begins Editorial in George Washington University newspaper Since the recent hearings on Capitol Hill concerning "porn rock," the With The Athletes recording industry has made Washington its second home. The latesl development is a bill sponsored by Sen. Charles McC. Mathias (R-Md.) Expectations lor ihis y it's football team were very high. They pos- which will impose royalty fees on the purchase of blank audio cassettes sessed much talent for a sn and tape recorders. Do you realize that UMM gives no athletic scholarships to draw The record industry has been around this maypole once before. exceptional athletes to this school? Athletes who attend Morris are doing However, the circumsiances were a little different. At that lime, it was the so to get a good liberal arls education, just like the rest of the campus. pre-Michael Jackson era when the industry was not selling albums and There is no special treatment lor superjocks, no red carpet to spread video games reigned supreme. before them in reverence. The cry went out that the illegal taping of albums, in their entirety, was The outstanding UMM athlete doesn't fit the stereotype of a college damaging the economic welfare of the recording industry. As the industry superstar. He or she is expected to have a normal class load That's right rebounded and video games did a slow burn in the adolescent market­ folks: Johnny CAN read here at UMM. In fact, Johnny may possibly be an place, the cry eventually faded to a whimper. English major. So now it seems the recording industry has been lobbying heavily athle_.Jt S study in the library each night? Every again and caughi the ears of some of our more prominent senators. table on the first floor is adorned with at least one Cougar jacket. Could it Appealing to the senator's respect for artists, this industry ploy at tempts to be that these athletes f Minnesota degre impose royalty fees where there is no justification. their glory in sports? Everyone who owns a stereo or some recording device has taped a The next time your favorite Cougar team suffers a loss, doi record album for replaying. However, no study has ever found a valid the fact by pointing out that there are no scholarships like at m- correlative relationship between home taping and the loss of record sales schools. Instead, realize thai UMM athletes represent our scho< revenue. Mosl home taping is of albums that are owned by the taper. power as well as brute strength. Another problem with this proposed legislation is that it presupposes that when someone buys a blank audio cassette, of high quality or other­ The Fourth Corner wise, they intend to record music. Now we are not so naive to believe that the majority of people don't use it for this express purpose. However, this Bag Those Clods! presupposition is not something on which to base the law. By Kathy Kuntz Naturally, I'm using the phrase'hunt Record companies are eager for this bill to go through because it Last week I noticed a yellowed down' figuratively (although clods creates profit where there previously was none. This also brings to light copy of an old Weekly editori should be aware that when their another fault of the current legislation. To redistribute this money fairly in hanging on the suggestion board in thoughtlessness increases in direct the record industry through the Copyright Royalty Tribunal is a difficult the library. The editorial, written proportion to my temper I often proposition. Should it be equitably distributed? Should the artists whoare about two years ago, complained of wish I owned an M-16). more often taped receive the most money? Who are these artists? noise in the library. Now the author is gone but the noise remains. In Anyway, a clod hunt is just the The legislation does not attempt to answer this problem. While we fact, it's no longer confined Io the thing to liven winter at UMM. And feel that the senators sponsoring this bill have the artists' financial sol­ library. Loud inconsiderate people what could be more profitable? A vency in mind, it is clear lhat this bill creates more problems than it solves seem to be everywhere at UMM. Clod hunt is harmless too — tellina a and Is a boon to no one but the record companies who in this time of a clod to shut up or shove off :ord buying resurgence hardly need a helping hand. Someoftheseclodsfandlusethat . hurt his feelings — clods have no term generously) sat behind me at feelings. the choir's Popcorn Concert. Apparently they attended the con­ Since the clod population at cert only to ruin it for others since i UMM is extremely high there'll be they talked and laughed throughout no limit to the number of clods each the performances. I've also seen of us can bag. Just take care not to be clods at CAC Movies, in my classes, surrounded by clods as they can be and, of course, in the library. In fact overpowering. Hunters should the odds seem to be with the clods remain safe as long as they now since they've begun to out­ remember they are the superior number the rest of us. beings. (Studies show that th. age clod has no I.Q.) Thei is, of c .olui the clod overpopulat clod Clods be warned — season. Yes, I'm proposing w hereby officially open until down ihe clods and quiet indefinitely.

The Morris Weekly

Editor In Chief/ Neil Carlson News Editor/ Toni Meszaros Managing Editor/ jane Nelson JK STRIP by ** Ufa* Sports Editor/ Kris Goehring Business Manager/ Jennifer Anderson Advertising Manager/ Malthew LeFebvr Circulation Manager/ Jeff Rach Secretaries/ Beth Bader Judi Bader

Reporters: Kelly Stodjla Shcr,! DeWIHe CindyMi

ions ol the staff, studer e Weekly welcomes "

FIRST 8LOOD PAKnt November 20, 1985 Page 5 Connections

Eric E. Bakken, ing of, the status quo in both places. Lutheran Campus Minister Worst of all, he does so in the name am feeling very critical, lately. of "Christianity", "peace", and one of his favorite words, "morality." Well, Jerry (oops!), where will you part of our country, who is out an< go to next, Guatemala? Maybe you about saying some pretty incredible can create a more peaceful world things about the "slate of affairs,7 around us all. by just keeping the first in South Africa, and now in th* wealth and power of the world Phillipines, Not that there is not where it lays today. If only the need lo address the "state of affairs oppressed would only stop com­ plaining! Oh, and remember what lot that needs to bi id about the Jesus said: "Blessed are the Peace­ way both counlrii makers..." He didn't say anything Dear Dr. Frankly, Dear Dr. Frankly, beings, depriving ct in peoples of "literally" about lustice, did he? What is the sophomore slump? I'm not a native English speaker. I some of the most I c needs and My Uncle Fred keeps saying, 'Oh, came to this country just three years rights. sophomore slump' when I tell him ago, and my English isn't as good as it should be. I'm a good student, top Whai makes me most crltica how I'm doing in school. Signed, THIS SPACE PAID FOR BY ten percent of my high school class, about this "Bible believing Preach er," is his advocacy for, and embrac- LUTHERAN CAMPUS MINISTRIES Sagging Grades but I'm having trouble at UMM Dear Sags, because of my weakness in English. 'Sophomore slump' describes a Can you help me? phenomenon wherein a freshman Troubled in Paradise with decent grades becomes a sophomore with awful grades. I Dear Troubled, went through one myself a long I can make some suggestions. time ago. Thei of c First, talk to the folks at the Aca­ but the m demic Assistance Center. They sudden reduction in pressure. Many sponsor a course in English as a students come to school wondering Second Language designed to help if they can really do the work.. They non-native speakers improve their study like crazy all freshman year to skills in written and spoken English. Off tee Hours - M Rod rigger p prove to themselves (and Mom, and The course meets with Edith Farrell the boyfriend, and Uncle Fred) that Monday through Thursday at 3 p.m., - t. aridity isked lor c they can succeed. When they do, in Humanities 206; a second group that pressure to succeed is gone. So meels with Beth Kelly, a student M with'Ihe New Direct it in the sophomore year they don't tutor, al 9a-m. Monday ihrough Fri­ onded. Morion carried. work so hard, and their grades go day in Soc Sci 237. down — the dreaded sophomore Second, do as much as you can to slump. In a quarter system, like we immerse yourself in English. Resolve have at UMM, the sophomore to speak English only, not your slump frequently becomes a winter native language; hang around the quarter slump. folks who speak English; watch Eng­ •w Open MeelinB law. Tim mcc- So what do you do about it? The lish television and read English only thing I know to do is find newspapers; etc. another motivator. Start working Third, don't get discouraged. You e.UnceBridlfy.irKUo towards your goals (a 3.0 GPA, or were a strong student in high nto i school; there's no reason why you teacher certificatioi hatei can't be a strong student here as instead of away from thepres' 'ell. If you get some help in English, prove yourself. If anyone kno and! e yourself In the other ways to beal ihe sophi !1 he ,i it English slump, please send them to r.

Dr. Frankly is pleased to respond to your concerns about going to col­ lege. Write to her c/o the Academic Assistance Center, Library 362. In case of crisis, call 6178.

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By Neil Carlson Chancellor Jack Imholt has made Linda Oppold (So.): I disagree to help with security and clean-up, pie to get away from the books and get outside, meet people and have the de, 'I Fla with the Chancellor's decision then in my opinion Flatlands proba­ some fun. It's a good morale booster UMM. This decision was based on because Flatlands is a University trad- bly shouldn't be held. Most impor­ nly time that the tantly, the students must realize the cabin fever people have after last year's event and was made being stuck inside all winter. I think before the events which occurred al ran ha\ .clc; ihey have to take responsibility for their actions. An event that brings so theChancellor should think over his the Rocky Horror Picture Show. fun. We all look forward to relaxing much pleasure to so many should options before automatically cut­ Chancellor Imholte stated that his on the nice sunny afternoon. The not be ruined by the irresponsible ting out Flatlands altogether. ble Chancellor has to take in considera­ behavior of a few juveniles. th. Hlld Ii iten to suggestions tion if there is no Flatlands, then Tim Johnson (Jr.): Flailands has from students (see article in paper, there will probably be worse trash­ the potential to be the one event page 1). Do you agree with the ing than if we had flatlands. The that brings together not only the Chancellor's decision? What could Chancellor should give us the students and faculty of UMM, but be done to eleviate the problems of chance to show that we students can also many alumni and people from last year? (i.e., Garbage strewn in the behave like adults and not get out of all over. It could be a great party and mall area, use of glass on the mall, hand. The school should get a light­ a lot of fun. Instead, Flatlands has irresponsible crowd behavior? er security system so there will be no become an excuse to get drunk and glass bottles and garbage thrown all act stupidly. As I see it, UMM stu- Jason Haugland (Sr.): Events such over the place. The students of >l responsible enough tc as Flatlands or the Rocky Horror Pic­ UMM can handle the Flatlands ture Show must be supervised. Bars situation. They look forward to hold i , this The have bouncers and society has enjoying the spring weather and behavior at the Rocky Horror Pic­ policemen. The Rocky Horror Pic­ having a good time with their col­ ture Show is proof of this. Sure, we ture Show and Flatlands need secur­ lege friends one last time before we say that only a few people are ity. I attended the Rocky Horror Pic­ all leave for the responsible for this poor behavior, ture Show as a freshman. It was but I don't see the rest of the stu­ great. Everyone was checked at the dents doing anything about il. They need to decide how we can stop the take s problems that occur at events such and r; e were not brought in. Beer, as Flatlands and the Rocky Horror eggs, and glass were not allowed. Picture Show. Until then, Chancel­ No damage was done and I had a lor Imholte's decision to cancel Fiat- great lime. lands is the only alternative. In years past, Flatlands also went Maureen Donlin

there. Last year there wasn't anyone Neil Stiller (IT Student-Minnea­ to stop the crazies from ripping up polis, former UMM student, '83-'85): couches and breaking glass, I don't I completely agree with Chancel­ think finding security people and lor Imholte's decision. For the past clean up crews would be difficult two years, I have been a part of the either. Offering free "Flatlands Jer­ organization and operation of Fla­ seys" to dean up and security peo­ tlands as one of MCUB's technical ple would be effective with the size ;. Untold hours of planning of the committees and AFRC alloca­ and set-c ime is involved with tion, they should assign some of the bringing ility bands to UMM. money to security and cleanup. e spent was part of our job, so I have no complaints. But when This campus has a lot of great the crowd's behavior during the people thai deserve fun events like event can be summed up in two Flatlands and the Rocky Horror Pic­ words: "Drunken Recklessness," ture Show. If security is provided to my feelings change rapidly. stop the few crazies, events such as Flatlands and the Rocky Horror Plct- The argument has been raised say­ sure Show can be enjoyed by ihe Maureen Donlin (Sr.): If nothing ing that only a small portion of the different were done concerning student population was involved. I security and cleanup in preparation respond by saying tha for another Flatlands, then I would ihec •okr-do vvliik-.i have to agree with ihe Chancellor's allowed lo do decision. However. I think the event and while ihe mall area was trashed. could be pulled off successfully Had ihe "small portion of the stu­ provided ihere was slronger enforce­ denl population" stuck around and Anticipated Opening ment of ihe currcni policies and a helped clean up their garbage, beer For Resident Advisor few new policies established as well. cans, and wrecked sofas, I would be To enforce ihe "no glass bottles" more likely to ask for the return of For The Winter And rule, perhaps temporarily confiscat­ Flailands. Bul when the job of clean­ Spring Quarters. ing the bottles and returning them ing a crowd's mess is given to 10-15 after the bands were done would people, (an even smaller portion of Deadline for applications is work. A new policy banning any the sludeni population) thecrowd is December 3. Application and two furniture other than blankets and abusing a good thing. Solution? recommendations must be in the lawn chairs should be set. I don't Wait until ALL of the student popu­ Office of Residential Life by 4:30 think the Concert/Dance Commit­ lation are willing to take responsibil­ p.m. on that day. tee should be, or can be responsi­ ity for the actions before organizing Forms may be picked up from ORL ble, for providing all of the security another Flatlands Festival. or any RD. and cleanup. Before any bands are contacted, the security and clean­ John Lee (So.): I think that it is not Applicants must be available to up crews should be established with fair to deny everyone a cham start work on January 3. Applicants organizations, who wish to sell of the of a must be al leas! sophomore status, refreshments, and other individuals might be a good idea to set full time students with a 2.3 grade pledging their committment to guidelines for Flatlands and point average. help. If the committee cannot get sure that the people stick to the committmeni of enough people th- Having something like Flal- nds is good because it allows neo- Writers' Block The Weekly Hummorris Cured Send $2 for catalog of over 16,000 topics, to A publication full of Humor, Satire, and Bogus News will as3ist your uciting eff­ orts and help you beat hit the presses December 11,1985 Writers' Block. For info., call TOLL-FREE 1-800-621- 5745. (In Illinois, call Submissions are due in the Morris Weekly Office Friday, 312-922-0300. ) Authors' Re search, Rm. 600-N, 407 South December 6, at 5 p.m. photos, cartoons, essays welcome. Chicago IL 60605, No»*rnbe,2o, uMMer Competes In Page 7 Miss Teen Competition

Miss Rona Finneman, age 16, teer service plays a major role in the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Roy program with more than $79,000.00 Brenny of Avon, Minnesota, will and 300,000 hours of service work represent the state of Minnesota in contributed by MISS T.E.E.N. con­ the Seventh Annual MISS T.E.E.N. testants nation wide to the national Pageant to be held in Albuquerque, charity organization, the March of New Mexico, November 26 through Dimes. December 1,1985. Miss Finneman has selected a tal­ State representatives from all fifty ent for her presentation of Friday states will vie for the National title. night's preliminary Speech - Talent All are between the ages of 13 and 18 segment of the judging. She is being years of age, maintain a "B" or bet­ sponsored by Tomlyano's Restau­ ter grade average in school, and rant, Avon Lion's Club, Avon State have donated over 12 hours Volun­ Bank, Ed and |an Duevel, Brenny teer Service to their community. Funeral Home, Avon/Cold Spring Contestants will be judged on scho- Lumger, Fred and Louise Green­ field, Kings Express, Central Screen Printing INC., Avon-Marine, Dah- achievements, speech OR talent, llns Supermarket, and Ed Shannon. formal presentation and personal interview. Celebrity Guest for the pageant is The MISS T.E.E.N, Pageant is a Miss Krista Tesreau (Mindy on CBS Nalional recognition program for "The Guiding Light"). March of outstanding teenage girls. No swim- Dimes is also working on getting suit competition is required. The additional Celebrity Judges. Over positive achievements of today's $70,000.00 in scholarships, cash youth are recognized and honored prizes and awards shall be awarded during this national event. Volun­ at this year's National Pageant. poses with Morris mayor. Merlin Beyer. DO YOU WANT TSWOfA TAPING Heart disease and stroke will cause half of all deaths TAX? this year. If Not, Here's How to Fight Back.

Give the gift •Record company big-wigs want you to of love. pay i tax every time you buy a blank rape and every time you buy audio recording equipment. want to pay them a They're pushing Congress to ox you. And to * * American Heart send them the money. your telephone answ ^^Association A dollar or more on every blank tape. 10-25% on cassette decks, boom boxes, WE'RE FIGHTING FOR TOURLIF E portable stereos, or anything else you use

The record companies say home taping hurts ihem. The truth is they can't be hurting coo much. Last year, they hit new highs in sales and profits. Maybe they just want to take I " THI a.UD-0 liCOlDING «l bucks from your pocket to put in thei .J November 20, 1985 Page 8 Slice Of The Airwaves Scholars Club Attends Suggested Cuts — "Far Side Of Minnesota Orchestra Crazy," "Big City." "Business Of

Lxtra Info. — Prieboy, the new dynamic emphasis. Lento, the finale :alist, used to be a janitor In a of the concerto, focused on the soli­ irgue before joining Wall of Voo- tary cello and was unhurried and o. Pretty heavy, huh? Scholars and advisors were Wailable Through — Interna- enchanted last Saturday night by the opening. nal Record Syndicate, 70 Univer- performance of the Minnesota City Plaza, Universal City. CA. Orchestra. The concert was held in The . electic phony No. 4 in E-flat major (Roman­ the Benedicta Arts Center al the Dan Wahl tic) by Anton Bruckner. This sym­ College of St. Benedict in St. Joseph Music Director and lasted approximately two hours. phony is the only one lo whi They were directed by Leonard Slat- Bruckner attached a tiile, the d< kin, and Robert Jamieson was fea­ criptive tag Romantic, which was tured on the cello. added after the music was written, GRADE A CUTS only later lo be withdrawn. The four Group? Wall of Voodoo. Album? The opening selection was Con­ movements wete lively bul not too Seven Days In Sammystown. Stand­ certo for Cello and Orchestta in fast. Throughoul each movement, ard Ridgeway? He's gone. No more three movemenls by Sir William horn calls were sounded along with spasticus vocalist. No more Initial Walton. His work was composed in the magnificient solo of Kendall Voodoo Sound. No more twilchy 1956 at the request of an eminent Betts. "Mexican Radio" Still W. of V? Of virtuoso, Gregor Piatigorsky. The course. The album introduces some The performance ended with two first movement, Moderato, was new Voodoo trademark sounds. well-deserved encores. The Minne­ subdued bul was flecked with subtle Like What? Like horror-flick key­ sota Orchestra concert was truly instrumental tints and rich colora- boards, like a smoother, more Top- enjoyed by all, including the . Allegro appassionato, the 40oriented style. The sound doesn't members off the Presidential Scho­ remain the same — it does, how­ lars Club and their advisors. acular.fullof and ever, keep some of lhat good ol' DINNER TIME POP CHARTS weird Voodoo flavor. Eye Contact Band Members — Chas T. Gray: TOURNAMENT TO BE HELD Appropriate Keys — he's maintain­ Problems ing: Bruce Moreland: Average Bass. He plays the keyboards, also; Andy Members of Al Gonzalez's Intro­ Prieboy: The vocal man, fairly duction to Public Speaking class will smooth, with just a touch of the be participating in a speech tour­ "twinge"; Ned Leukhardt: Drums. nament sponsored by UMM Fore­ No Big Deal; Marc Moreland: Gui­ nsics. Contestants will give a persua­ tars. Slightly Bigger Deal. threatening infections in people sive speech; three prizes, gift certifi­ wearing extended-wear soft contact cates from the UMM bookstore of lenses has prompted the ophthal­ $15.00, $10.00 and $5.00, will be mology department to stop fitting awarded to the top three placers. D.J. Of The Week patients with the lenses for cosmetic Judges will be members'of the purposes, department chair Donald UMM Forensics team. The contest is Doughman said at a news briefing scheduled to take place on Monday, By Mike Hokanson Mike has a Popular Progrt Nov, 8. "I'm worried that we may be December 2, at 7:00p.m. in HFA. All Mike Hokanson isa Senior major­ show every Saturday from noo: to 2 seeing only the tip of the iceberg," UMM students are invited to attend ing in Secondary Education and he said. the tournament. Speech Communications. Mike has Working al KUMM has given been doing radio at KUMM since Mike the experience he needed to 1982. He has been active in all acquire a part-time job at a com­ aspects of KUMM. Mike has helped MINUTES OF THE SCHOLASTIC COMMITTEE MEETING NOV. 6, 1985 mercial radio station, KKOK/KMRS. broadcast Cougar Men's Basketball Mike started working for KKOK/ games and occasionally helped KMRS this year and is kept busy produce Sportsline. He is also a vilal working there as well as lifeguard- part of KUMM's production crew ing at the pool here on campus. If and feels comfortable filling in as a Top-40, Popular Progressive, music News Reader. Mike will indeed be is what you like lo listen to be sure to missed this winter while he is out of join Mike on Saturday afternoons, town doing his student teaching. following Sportsline, from noon to 2

Smart Reggae - A Review

iet hod *ai b* lollowed. By Mitch Johnson message with many of its artists writ­ imoMndum from Prolr«or HodB5on .iionlr.ihr-|.r.1»iin>ii)gjmslUniMi- Reggae music, the sound of ing socially conscious songs con­ demning political repression, war ,n«.Mi,1i™i.!,»1,l..ltThr1(l„1mn Jamaica now heard around the world, comes alive every Monday and poverty. Last Monday's show evening from 8:00 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. featured Artists for the Ethiopian ».nBrn. on KUMM. "SMART REGGAE", Relief Fund. Their song "Land of hosted by Phillip Smart in New York, Africa" paired David Hines' lead Hod^c, brings you the latest in contempor­ singer of Steel Pulse, wilh the I- ary reggae. Threes. who sang with Bob Marley. The show keeps an easy rocking SMART REGGAE also works in a beat from start to finish making it few "dub" style rockers, a newer, excellent to study or relax io. hypnotic sound, highlighting bass Smart's tastes lean toward mellow and drums with "rap" style vocals. reggae celebrating love and life, For contrast, a vintage 1960's reggae tune is played each week. iVnrSllin* The romrnrllce voted urwimuuslv lo re, onir what Jamaicans refer to as an "1RIE" feeling. Featured artists include If you have never heard reggae Dennis Brown, Sugar Minott, Bar- music, here's your chance, and if renton Levy, Don Carlos and Sister you already enjoy reggae, 1 know Carol. My favorite last week was a you'll be a regular listener. reggae version of Rick James "Ebony Eyes". Besides, where else could you hear a reggae rendition of the Reggae often packs e\e\ theme from "Hawaii Five-O"? November 20, Page 9 1985 Open Stage Coffeehouse The Guthrie Theatre Presents 'A Christmas Carol'

•MINNEAPOLIS/ST. PAUL-

Charles Dickens' holiday classic A Christmas Carol, begins its elev­ enth season at the Guthrie on Tues­ day, November 26. at 7:30 p.m. Directed by Howard Dallin, A By Kelly Stodola Christmas Carol will be performed On December 3, Coffeehouse ers, and pianists have performed through Sunday, January 5,1986. To will have it's Annual Open Stage, friends display their talents. Coffee- celebrate the season of giving, the Any students who want to perform wish to perform can still join in the Guthrie invites audiences to share their talents can pick up a form from fun and watch fellow sludents and with ihe needy by bringing canned Student Activities. The form is due friends display iheir talent. Coffee­ goods to help stock the Twin Cities' November 25. Acts generally run for house Open Stage will be held at Emergency Food Shelves. Theater­ under 10 minutes. In the past. 8:15 p.m. on December 3 in the goers are asked to bring packaged, comedians, poetry readers, sing­ Cougar Cafe. non-perishable food and deposit it in baskets located In the lobby before any performance of A Christmas Carol. Speaking on behalf of the entire Guthrie acting com­ pany, Richard Ooms, who portrays the misetly Ebenezer Scrooge Jazz Band Highlights commented, "In the same way that Scrooge realized that the greatest

joyo •sfrc vmg, \ age our audiences to give gener­ ously — then, like Tiny Tim, we echo 'God Bless You, Everyone.' " Tickets are still available for A r Christmas Carol by contacting the - ^fc-* ^^B Guthrie Box Office, Vineland Place, ^•»* 'l Minneapolis, MN 55403, or calling (612) 377-2224, Minneapolis/St. Bt^n Paul; 1(800)742-0569, Toll Free MN; 1(800)328-0542, Toll Free Nation- Hi, /^t Hf JP l»jMp?i^'^B

Courage r^ji r/i Cards Help People with Disabilities I n Call or write for 'W FREE Cards Catalog JSi COURAGE CEHTER The UMM Jazz ensemble served up a healthy portion of jazz for a near ftl »l5Gold.:r. Valley Koad >JU Golden Valley. MM S54Z2 -(612) bM-OBll capacity crowd at the HFA Recital Hall, Friday, Nov. 15. ^ COMMUNIQUE A*E WELCOME.. tiXXX Drop off short stories andpoetry at the Weekly OltJtfcsfcX&ft %3"faene. # November 20, 1985 Page 10 Sports

The second quarter consisted mainly of both teams trading pos­ sessions via the punt. With 2:10 left in the half. Morris took possession at their own 20-yard line. Mehr moved the team down the field with a series of quick-hitting passes and side line throws. The drive was highlighted by a crucial 24-yard pass from Mehr to Bill Kalkman on a third and 10 from midfield. After tunning the ball to the 1 yard line, the Cougars were pushed back by a 15-yard per­ sonal foul. Finally on a 4th and 6, with 3 seconds left on the clock, John Vraa completed a 23-yard field goal to finish the first half scoring. The second half began similar to the second quarter with neither team approaching the other's goal line. Finally, with 4:27 left in the quarter, the Cougars started their go-ahead drive. After Duluth's punt was downed at the one yard line, a run and a pass took Morris to the 9. Mehr then unloaded a 79-yard bomb to Paul Huber who was downed at the 2yard line. Two plays later, Kent Fiebelkorn dove into the endzone for the touchdown and the Cougars took their first and only lead of the night.

Fourth quarter once again started Cougars' hopes deflated at the Dome. with a trade of possessions as UMD punted away, and the Cougars were intercepted at their 19 yard line. Duluth capitalized on the turnover by once again using their straight- Classic Rematch Fails on attack, finally scoring on a 5-yard run. The Cougars tried to come back by straight-on rushing and quick the punt on the 16-yard line. Cougar as they drove to the Bulldogs' 30 tosses. The Bulldogs' drive was quarterback Dale Mehr then started yard line, but they could get no Sunday's rematch with Duluth at completed with a quick, 4-yard toss the Cougars moving with a series of further as they failed on a 4th and 6. the HHH Metrodome proved to be into the endzone to tightend Dale quick passes toa variety of receivers. a disappointment for the Cougars. Kraus from quarterback Steve Unfortunately, an errant throw was UMD then pounded yards through The Bulldogs overpowered the Kragseth. picked off by Duluth's Scott Claflin the Cougar defense as the clock ran Cougars with a 20-10win in the NIC at the 50 and returned to the 35. down. The Bulldogs finally broke Classic. After receiving the kickoff, Morris through as Veech broke a 36-yard had six plays and one first down, Duluth continued to the 29 where run up the middle for a touchdown Duluth opened with a 14 play, 73- resulting in a punt. The Cougars, a field goal attempt by Mark Holsten to ice the game. The Cougars' last yard drive for the first score of the however, were not down. They held fell short of [he goal posts as the ditch effort failed as Claflin inter­ game. The drive was characterized the Bulldogs to 8 yards and received second quarter began. cepted his third of the game.

Coed Intramural News Posters will soon be up advertis­ ing Coed Intramural Volleyball. Rosters will be taken before Christ­ mas break, with games to tentatively start the first week after Christmas

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Are you looking for a place where SWEET DREAMS there are no strangers, only friends starring Jessica Lange IPG-13, Try... SUNDAY MATINEE AT 1:00 P.M. The Morris Evangelical "SWEET DREAMS" Free Church MON. & TUES. ONE SHOWING Ph. 589-2808 AT 7:30 P.M. (next door U, Ihe Villa "SWEET DREAMS" of St. Francis) WED. & THURS. TWO SHOWS 9:311- Worship Service 1st SHOW AT7:00P.M. W.50 • Sunday Sehor.l (with College "SWEET DREAMS" Career class) 2nd SHOW AT 9:00 P.M. I 7:1X1 p.m.-Evening Sen>i,-e "AMERICAN NINJA" (R) November 20,1985 Page 11

Cougar Sports This Week

November 22 — Men's Basketball in St. Cloud, "Tip Off Tourney" November 23 — Women's Bas­ ketball in Brookings, lack Rabbit Invitational — Wrestling in Forest City. Iowa, Waldorf Open November 26 — Wrestling vs. Huron College, here, 7:30 p.m. —Women's Basketball in Valley City November 29 — Men's Basketball November 20 — Women's Bas­ at Macalester College, 7:30 p.m. ketball vs. Bethel College, here, JV November 30 — Men's Basketball -5:30 p.m., Varsity - 7:30 p.m. at Hamline University, 7:30 p.m.

Right Stuff 1st Place Coed Football —top: Lisa Larson, Deb Hanson, Barb Larson. Dawn Harris, Sata Solberg, Sandra Aman; bottom: Mark Larson, Brian Roggow, Mark Weiss, Mike Jackson, John Hovren, Jeff Stobb; nol pictured: Beth Becky, Mike Hokansin Right Stuff Claims Coed Intramurals By John Vraa and mined with an effective blend of Janet Reiten plays from their girls. On the other side of the ball, their defense was The Right Stuff, captained by Jeff equally impressive. They implied a Stobb, defeated Chi Phi 36-20 to win constant defensive rush that con­ the Coed Intramural Flag Football tinually hampered opposing quar­ Championship this past Tuesday at terbacks and led to great team the UMM Intramural fields. On the way to the championship, Chi Phi ihe Right Stuff got a forfeit from the road to the champion- Roman Reds, then snubbed the of upsets. They Killer Bs, and finally squeaked by the came from their ninth seed to defeat No Names in the semifinals. eight seeded Thony's Stonies 40-6, first seeded and three time defend­ The Right Stuff offense, led by ing champions Agepeminites 36-34, southpaw quarterback Mike Jack­ and fourth seeded Vitamin K-Fours son, featured the speed of their guys 14-12. Hunger Awareness Week At UMM - U-Relations — r November 18 ihrough 21 at the "U.S. Foreign Policy as it Affects Chi Phi 2nd Place Coed Foolball— left lo right: Joan DeCathelineau, Tom ' University of Minnesota, Morris has Domestic Food Production in Afri­ Peterson, Nancy Warolin, Gretchen Ward, Pat Gonzales, Kelly Kottke, been designated "Hunger Aware­ can Nations." Mark Wauestraud, Jeff Kooch; not pictured: Amy Bauer, Shari Bruns, ness Week," with a full slate-of activ­ Nov. 21 has been designated the Mary Abdallah. ities scheduled to promote greater OXFAM International Day of Fast­ understanding of the problems of ing. Interested individuals will have world hunger. an opporlunity to sign up for the fast A presentation on ihe "Garden al tables in the Food Service Center and Pantry Project," by Regional and Edson Hall before Nov. 20. A Coordinator Paula Mathison, is special Thanksgiving Service will be slated on Wednesday, Nov. 20, at 4 held at 7 p.m. Nov. 21 in the Peoples p.m. in Room 6 of the Humanities Room of the Food Service Center. >3gKMat3t

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Scholarships Available Explore Sciences In Poland - WASHINGTON, D.C. - The deadline for applications is Can you imagine having just 2 TV with research dealing with quantita­ The Scholarship Research Insti­ December 16, 1985. Awardees will channels? Grzegorz Wlerko, Greg tive measurements of physical tute of Washington, D.C, an organ­ be notified by January 30,1986. as he is called in America, from Byd­ properties of soil, dynamics of ization specializing in aiding stu­ Recipients will be selected based goszcz, Poland says that the number Growth, and cost conscious ways of dents and their parents In their upon iheir academic performance, of TV channels are among many of extracting sugar from sugar beets. efforts to locate funds for college, is leadership abilities, college and the differences he has found He plans to talk about schooling in itself offering (3) $1,000 scholar­ itya vities. between the U.S. and Poland. Poland, differences in cultures, his ships. This represents their third These awards are for the Spring Greg will be giving a seminar on research, and other related topics. annual offering. Applicants must emester of the 1985-86 school year Science and Agriculture in Poland The seminar is sponsored by the meet the following minimum nd may be used for any expenses on Wednesday, November 20,1985, Chem/Bio Club and there will be elated directly or indirectly to the at 7:00 p.m. in the Science Building refreshments. " undergraduate put of any academic major at room #259. Greg is actively involved * fulltime student he undergraduate level. •C.P.A. of 2.0 or more For application and information, Second Annual Institute On Political Journalism studentsshould send a self addressed stamped envelope to: - WASHINGTON, DC. — will work as interns in the Washing­ Georgetown University for success­ Scholarship Research Institute For college students interested in ton offices of news media, members ful completion of the course work, P.O. Box 50157 a journalistic career, the 1986 Insti­ of Congress, the executive branch, and an additional three hours can Washington, D.C. 20004. tute on Political Journalism offers a and private media-related organi- be earned for the internship from unique opportunity to explore the student's home institution. Washington journalism first-hand. Once a week, students will attend" Scholarships are available for the Opportunity The program, in its second year, will on-site briefings, led by policy 1986 Institute on Political Journal­ be held for six weeks, June 6- July 19 experts at such locations as The ism, provided by the sponsoring Corner at Georgetown University In Wash­ White House. State Department, organization. The Charles Edison ington, D.C. Supreme Court, and other news Memorial Youth Fund. For further By Gary L. Donovan s will be selected to centers in Washington. An evening information and applications for Urban Corps Internships — Ms. i this > ln< dialogue series enables participants admission, contact Lee Edwards, Judy Markus, TC Urban Corps Rep., tute. While in the nation's capital, to meet and question leading jour­ Institute Director at The Charles Edi­ will be in CPPS Browsing on they will live on the campus of nalists like Morton Kondracke, son Fund, 1000 16th Street, N.W., Tuesday, Nov. 19, from 9 a.m. to 2 Georgetown University and attend Newsweek; Steve Bell, ABC News; Suite 401. Washington, D.C. 20036. p.m. to taik with students about classes each morning in Economics Al Hunt, Wall Street Journal; and Telephone: (202) 293-5092. author-columnist Donald Lambro. internships available through the in Public Policy and Ethnics and the Applications must be received by Urban Corps. Everyone welcome. Media. Each afternoon the students Six credit hoi irded by February 15,1986. Seniors — Seniors are encouraged to register and establish placement credentials with CPPS. A Friend Indeed CAMPOS ACTIVITIES Music Majors — Gary Donovan If ever you need to talk. will talk to music majors on COUNCIL Thursday, Nov. 21, from 1 to 2 p.m. in HFA 185 about career opportun­ to be comforted ities with a major in musk, CPPS or reassured, to be understood... lob Hunting Workshop — 'Net­ working as a Job Hunting Strategy' Remember, will be held on Thursday, Nov. 21, at my shoulder is there 3 p.m. in HFA 26. Everyone for your head, welcome. Sign up in advance in your secrets are safe CPP5. and my door is always open. Internships — Winter quarter internships should be established •Third Ear* and students should have a learning is located on second contract approved prior to the floor of Behmler, room ; beginning of the quarter. They are there for you Social Work/Social Service from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Opportunities — Seniors interested in social work/social service jobs wilh county social service agencies in Minnesota should complete the This Thursday 9 p.m.-Midnight appropriate application procedures and this fall so that you can take ihe Friday 9 p.m.-1 a.m. WHERE ELSE BUT AT THE info available in CPPS. COOGAR NIGHTCLUB Career Materials — Seniors will be receiving copies of Business Week Careers magazine. If you All performers are studenls from this camp don't receive a copy, please pick COFFEE HOUSE MEETING one up in CPPS. just stop by the Studenl Activities Office Thursday at 8 p.m. an application. Sales Marketing Internship — The deadline is Monday. Nov. 24. in the Student Activities Office Available at State Farm Insurance in Benson, For more information, THANKS TO ALL THOSE WHO contact CPPS. HELPED BEFORE. DURING, AMD AFTER THE VIENNA CHOIR BOYS PERFORMANCE. 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