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Volume 74, Number. 8 Xavier University, Cincinnati, Ohio 45207 Wednesday, October 19, 1988 B Salvador retreat offers glimpse of the future townspeople are harrassed by the mili was able to win popular support in his tensified the war effort. Although all tary, which feels the people are hinder own country and financial aid from the these things are happening, Arena is ing the war effort. ''The military United Sates by promising three things: still successful. Knitter and Cornell of marches through the towns and shoots (1.) a land reform plan, (2.) a reduction fered several explanations as to why the rounds of machine guns off right over in human rights violations, and (3.) an poor, who outnumber the rich, do not the homes of the villagers;' said Knitter. end to the war through negotiations. override the Arena vote. Knitter said, Just recently, according to Knitter, sev None of these ·promises were fulfilled, "Many just refuse to vote. After eral soldiers left their grenades lying in yet funding from the U.S. continues, Duarte, they've concluded democracy the field on ·the outskirts of one of the Knitter said. doesn't work:' Cornell added, "And towns. A small girl went to play in the The Christian Democrats are losing many others are simply angry with the field and was blown up. Yet despite the power in El Salvador, according to Knit Christian Democrats, so they vote for Cathy Cornell and husband Dr. Paul Knit abuse, the villagers are determined to ter, while the right-wing Arena party is the other party:' stay. ter gaining strength. Many of the mayoral In spite of the turbulence in El Salva Originally, several years ago, many of elections have put Arena in control on dor, Knitter and Cornell haven't given these same people fled to San Salvador, the local level. The majority of the Na up hope. "Even though the situation is by Mike Kelly the relatively peaceful capital of El Sal tional Assembly also belongs to the so horrible, the spirit, determination, staff reporter vador, or to Honduras to escape the Arena party and Duarte is expected to courage and faith of Salvadorans is fighting. he future of the world is in coun lose to Cristianti [an Arena member) in overwhelming;' said Knitter. Now the people want to stay al tries like El Salvador, not the the upcoming election. Cornell said, ''They are in a desperate though the military continues to harass United States;' said Dr. Paul The Arena party is supported mainly situation, with which we cannot relate, T them, Knitter said. The military has by the minority wealthy and upper-mid for they are constantly desperate. As a Knitter, who recently returned from an tried cutting the villages' food supply eight-day retreat in El Salvador. dle classes of El Salvador. Since the result, they must hope in something big for nearly a month - a food supply The Xavier University theology pro power has shifted from. the Christian ger than themselves:' Knitter, quoting vital to the repopulated towns, because fessor and Cathy Cornell, his wife and Democrats, protection of human rights Salvadoran Jon Sobrino said, "In the the people have not had. time to plant a full-time· Xavier student, made the trip has dropped, death squad activity has midst of so much suffering and. death, crops. And as a result of stepped-up there is so much life and hope:' · with eight other board members of increased, and military leaders have in- sur\reillance, Knitter was detained in his Crispaz. Crispaz, an ecumenical and travels for an hour and a half before he non-denominational organization based was allowed .to pass through a simple in San AntoniC>, TX, was founded in military checkpoint. . 1984 to peacefully. combat the detention On the third day, the board. met with of Salvadoran church :;workers arid oth;;. , the chute}{ leade.rs El Salvador,· who · diS-:: . m ,_ers'-Who-¥re·~·helplng>t~e.poor·.and 'ilifum\ed"the' Am~rit'ali:b~~d gtc>iIP" _, ' ~ · :· '"'.: .placed of :El Salvador. what a benefit it was to have their sup The purpose of the retreat was to port. According to Cornell, the presence bring the board of directors together to of North Americans deters the military address financial and personnel prob from committing human rights viola lems in the organization, to show soli tions. During the rest of the retreat, the darity with the people of El Salvador, board discussed Crispaz's work and how and to allow the board a chance to wit to improve it, and heard from some ness .the effects of its work. grass roots church leaders and an El During the first two days of the ex Salvadoran political analyst. cursion, Knitter and Cornell viewed first-hand the work being done by one ''The United State's policy of support

of Crispaz's main programs: the Chris ing Duarte and the Christian Democrats n rgp oto tian Volunteer Ministries. Presently, has lost ... :· said Knitter, " ... and it has Xavier's oldest living alumnus, 93-year old Frank /. Hoenemeyer, Sr., is honored · there are 11 volunteers in El Salvador left the poor of El Salvador very frus- as Cincinnati City Councilman Ken Blackwell proclaims Oct. 17-23 Xavier working in small, generally repopulated trated with this so-called democracy." In Universit Alumni Week. . villages located in battle zones. The the beginning, explained Knitter, Duarte . 1 $5,000 prize a class act Immediately after awarding Keith the by Brian Sullivan money, Bananaman and the Q102 crew News editor went so far as to drive the lucky recipi ent to Fifth/Third Bank to deposit her Senior Jennifer Keith's education is al loot. ready paying off. On Oct. 13, WKRQ "I don't know what I'm going to do FM's Bananaman swooped into Keith's with the money yet. I've done some Full-day Childcare Class and before she shopping though," said Keith. She plans could say "Holy fruit-cocktail!" Keith to do something practical with at least was $5,000 richer. some of the money. "I guess I'll invest Bananaman arrived at the 4·:15 p.m. it," she said. class in Joseph Hall with an entourage Keith responded immediately after she of disc jockeys, public relations people heard that Q102 was sponsoring the and technicians to present Keith with contest. "I knew that my best shot 50, $100 bills. Keith was selected as the would be in the first week with the first winner after responding to the publicity drawing;' said Keith. "I've never won campaign sponsored by the top-40 sta anything before ... now I'm batting tion. 1000," she said. In order to receive the prize money, ''This is the reason you should show Keith had to have the station's logo visi up for class on time," said Beth Bronsil, bly displayed and a radio tuned in to instructor of the 42-member class. "I'm WKRQ-FM (Q102). According to Keith, going to mention this in all of my syl she scrawled out the station logo on a labi from now on;' she said. According piece of notebook paper and turned on to Bronsil, Keith deserves every penny her walkman .after being warned by a because she's a very hardworking, de- . fellow classmate, ·Shari Martin, that the voted student. Q102 van was parked outside the build "I was just going wild;' said Keith. ing. "She was carving 'Q102' into the ''The most incredible thing about the paper!" said Kim Altenau, another whole situation is that I've been broke member of Keith's class. for the past two months:' · · Wednesday, October 19, 1988 Page 2 Work The Bengals' Games by Ken Hartlage One of our responsibilities as student sena tors is to evaluate projects produced by the Now hiring for university. Senators often find programs defi cient in much needed elements that would en hance their benefit to students. positions of Through this evaluation process, it has re cently come to my attention that many stu stand workers dents at this university lack the opportunity to experience new and different programs offered and vendors. to them by the administration. When do stu dents ever partake in something out of the usual? When do students become involved in Stand workers earn innovative programs? When do students get Senator Ken Hartlage excited with programs sponsored by the administration? The an5wer is never, due to the fact $4.67 per hour that the administrators of Xavier University, as a result of their lack of creativity, produce absolutely nothing new or different for the students. This statement should anger the few ad ministrators who are doing their jobs to the best. of their ability. Hc:rwever, it will hopefully disturb the others who quietly sit and do the minimum amount of work required to keep their Vendors earn job. Two simple points are adequate in substantiating and validating my accusation. First, a 15010 commission reflection on administrative leadership illustrates that few administrators are encouraged to take a step back from their current projects to get a perspective on their effeds. Apparantly they are not encouraged to be creative with their administrative undertakings. Perhaps our administration Call 621-2459 places no value on uniqueness. Second, a reflection on motivation gives evidence to the fact that some administrators operate in a realm of irrevocable job security. In effect, there is no individual who is threatened with the reality of job loss if found in severe neglect of assumed responsibilities. With the absence of challenges to job security, there will exist no reason to improve any of their projects or incen ENOUGH IS ENOUGH tive to create new ones. Only through personal motivation will any of these administrators present new and different ideas. The sad reality is that personal motivation within the adminis DON'T WASTE YOUR VOTE! tration is at an all-time low. ~ All organizations, the administration included, need people who are internally motivated, creative and self-sufficient. It is easily realized that nowhere do we have an overabundance of administrators functioning at this maturity level. What is needed is a prevailing force encourag J.. ·~ RON PAUL ing an outflow of creative programs sponsored by the administration. Should encouragement · ~j, LIBERTARIAN FOR PRESIDENT itself fail, the only solution feasible would be the acquisition of new and innovative administra, tors therein demanding the elimination of old and stagnant administrators. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED: 793-8053 Having previously challenged the administration, as a student, without any reaction, I would speculate that now, even as an elected representative of the students, few administrators, if any, will respond to this article. Even more sad, few will ever come up with anything unique.

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Your social business card for when you out and about. Only $19.95 a dozen with X.U. Student 1.0. * Make your appointment today. Call Sabra at 221-1310 or Crystal IZE Productions at 561- 3849 *actual DataCard• is wallet-size. Wednesday, October 19, 1988 Page 0- Poor student response contradicts AIDS reality by Jennifer Stark cause I'm not gay or I'm not When Schwarberg first joined has the disease concentrated in and 20 different college cam News editor sleeping with someone who's the health department in Octo the homosexual population. "In puses. The results from these gay; and so they put it off:' ber of 1985, there were not the rest of the world," she ex studies, she says, will give re "I think most students still The AIDS task force was de 12,500 reported cases of the dis plained, "it's a heterosexual dis searchers a better idea of the look at it very much as a gay signed to combat this attitude ease in the entire nation. The ease:' She said the reason for situation colleges face. Until disease, and they don't think of with programs such as Schwar Public Health Service now pro the difference in American cases then, according to Schwarberg, it as something that could hap berg's. Student concern for jects, according to Schwarberg, is that the disease was first students have to realize this is pen to them;' said Fred Zagone, AIDS has not been high be "a cumulative total of 365,000 brought into the country their disease. "This is a disease S.J., chairperson for Xavier's cause many fee) the disease cases [will be] diagnosed by the through the homosexual and bi of three generations;' she said, AIDS Awareness Committee. doesn't touch them personally. end of 1992, with 263,000 cu sexual population. But again, the generations of middle-aged ;. · Zagone's statement proved Statistics indicate· that stu mulative deaths. In 1992 alone, that is. changing, as case per people, their children and their true as only seven people (four dents may soon have to change 80,000 AIDS cases are expected centages of persons thought to grandchildren. College students of whom were reporters) at their. attitudes. According to to be diagnosed, and 66,000 have been infected through het fall right in the middle of that tended last Wednesday's '1t Schwarberg, Ohio has jumped deaths to occur:' The cost for erosexual contact steadily rise, range, and s0 will be dealing Can't Happen to Me" presenta from 16th in the nation for re caring for this number of pa said Schwarberg. As AIDS with this problem throughout tion featuring Cincinnati ·Health ported AIDS cases last May to tients is expected to be between moves into the mainstream, their lives. Department AIDS spokesperson 13th this month. She went on $5 and $13 billion, according to everyone - even students - Schwarberg will give her Isabelle Schwarberg. to quote. a world trend report Schwarberg. It's a problem must become informed. presentation again this. evening According to Zagone, this re on AIDS, saying that ·by Aug. which affects the classroom, the Although no information has at 7:30 p.m. in Husmari Hall sponse to an AIDS discussion is 29, 1988, a total of 72,000 cases workplace and the congi-ess. been compiled on college cam Chapel. This program is part of not unordinary, "For the most of AIDS had been reported in Concerning the attitude of puses to date, said Schwarberg, an ongoing series on "Sexuality part, [student reaction on Xav the U.S. - including 12,500 AIDS being a "gay disease," new studies will be surveying in the BO's," and highlights Na- ier's campus) has been 'Well since the April 15, 1988 sum Schwarberg said only the U.S. 30 different metropolitan areas . tional AIDS Awareness Week. that doesn't concern me, be- mary.

Alcohol Awareness Week WHEN THE QUESTION Monday, Oct. 24 IS MONEY••. Alcohol Awareness Week Kick-off 11 a.m.-2 p.m. U.C. Lobby The Answer is CINCOI ''You Could Be Next" 7-8:30 p.m. • Share Draft Checking • Share Savings Account • IRAs Terrace Room •. First Mortgage Loan • Home Equity Plus oan • Featuring: Katie Owens, President of M.A.D.D. in Indiana • Student Loans • Car Loans Movie: Th_e D~ys of Wine &, Roses. • Money Max Investment Account · 8:30-10:30 p.m. Theatre • Tellerific • Visa/ MasterCard Tuesday, Oct. 25 Who Can Join CINCO? "It's the Alcohol Talking" 8-9:30 p.m. Kuhlman TV Lounge • Featuring: 3 speakers from Alcoholics Anonymous telling their story Wednesday, Oct. 26 Alcohol lnfonnation Fair 11 a.m.-1 p.m. U.C. Lobby • Featuring: Representatives from Care Unit Hospital, The State Highway Patrol, M.A.D.D. "All In the Family" 7-8:30 p.m. Ohio/Kentucky • Featuring: Speakers from Adult Children of Alcoholics and Al Anon Down Under Speclala · 7-11 p.m. Down Under • Featuring: Food & non-alcoholic drink specials, breathalizer tests 'lbunday, Oct. 27 Jeopardy 3:30-5 p.m. Tucker's Lounge Mocktalls & ·Pie Eating Contest 5-7 p.m. Main Dining Room Moderation Generation 7-8 p.m. Kuhlman TV Lounge Friday, Oct. 28 FEDERAL CREDIT UNION Husman Happy Hour 3-5 p.m. Auburn & Wm Howard "faft Rd. • CinrnJ11at1. OH 452 l 9 Husman Lobby l 19 Gcl1field Place • Cinrnrnati. OH 45202 PERSPECTIVES Page 4 Wednesday, October 19, 1988

Reagan success no help to minorities In this presidential campaign adheres to the policy of little there has been much talk about government intervention in bus: the health of the US economy. inesses. On the surface, the economy The Republicans also fail to does seem healthy. But there mention the effect of the sharp are serious socio-economic is decreases in federally funded fi sues that Republicans are ignor nancial aid. Blacks, Hispanics ing in their campaign this year and other minorities suffer the and have ignored for quite most from this particular pol some time. I am absolutely ap icy. How can America possibly palled that Republican econo compete with Japan and the mists and politicians have not Soviet Union if the best minor discussed the tremendous prob ity students are often denied the lem of the alarmingly high un chance to receive a higher edu employment rate for blacks and cation because of a lack of sup Hispanics in this country. Let's port from the private sector as Dukakis: candidate for education face it, supply-side economics well as by the government7 Mi- In this election, the voters of suffer through low wages. The student aid cuts of $2.3 billion. certainly doesn't favor these norities are many times not this country have been bom- nation suffers and is made If enacted, it would have people! aware and not informed of . barded with catchwords like weaker. dropped a million students from During the past eight years, scholarships that do exist. In- "strength," "might" and "flexing Being the idealogue he is, the Guaranteed Student Loan the progress of blacks in Amer vesting in America by providing of muscles." You'd think we George Bush also wishes to program and forced 808,000 ica has been reversed. The Re every individual with an oppor- were voting for Mr. Universe cripple America's education sys middle-income students to lose agan Administration demon tunity to reach his academic instead of the president of the tem. It's no wonder that the eligibility for Pell Grants. There· strated to all Americans just potential is a reasonable step United States. Instead of trying National Education Association needs to be cuts made in the what it felt about blacks, His towards making America more to display their know-how and backs Mike Dukakis. budget, but it seems foolhardy panics and women by trying to competitive both economically leadership ability, some candi~ to take money from education, have a bill passed that would and politically. dates scramble to replace their which only counts for 2 percent have severly cut important af Abortion is once again an is- ·~. "wimp-factor" with a strong of the budget and not from firmative action programs. For sue that the Republicans have "gun-totin"' image. No one Being the idealogue he ratholes like "Star Wars" and tunately the bill was not placed on their platform. There party displays this mentality as is, George Bush also aid to the Contras. passed. Manufacturing jobs that are a number of voters this well as the Republicans. wishes to cripple Dukakis, on the other hand, year who intend to vote for the The question is: how can a supports redirecting natio1lal Republicans strictly because democracy really be strong if it Americas education priorities in order to provide George Bush is against abor- fails miserably to educate its system. Its no wonder substantial increases in federal On the surface the tion. Well, wasn't this very is- people7 Our. country ranks 49th that the National funding for public education. sue cleverly placed on the plat- out of the 158 members of the Dukakis backs a continuation economy does seem form in 1980 and 1984 7 As a United Nations in its literacy Education Association of a cabinet-level US Depart healthy. But there are young man who is fairly level. In addition to illiteracy, backs Mike Dukakis. ment of Education. Dukakis serious socio-economic abreast with policies by presi- our schools are faced with a would oversee the creation of a dential administrations, I must "tide of mediocrity" which National Teaching Excellence issues that Republicans admit I am not aware of any threatens the ability for students The irony is that Bush now Fund which would try to help are ignoring in their substantial progress that has to be leaders in the world and wants to be known as the "ed all teachers improve their pro campaign this year and been made towards ending to find decent jObs. Why, then, ucation president:' George Will fessional skills and encourage abortion in the past eight years, do Republicans feel it necessary expressed his surpise at this: college students to enter the have been ignored for at least not by the Reagan Ad- to weaken the educational sys- "Having run in 1980 on a ticket teaching profession through quite some time. ministration. tem even further by reducing pledged to obliterate the De- scholarships. It really is quite amazing, money for education to a mere .partment of Education, Bush It is dear who the real edu though, that while women have drop in the bucket7 State funds now says he wants to be the cation president wilJ be. Vote made significant progress in the have not been able to pick up 'Education President'." Luckily, Democrat for an educated accounted for a large percentage work force,· Republicans still the rising cost. The students that 1980 plan failed, however, America with more ·than an im of jobs among blacks in this want to treat them as· second- suffer due to low quality mate- in 1'"86, Bush supported .the age of strength. country have been lost. This class citizens. This is clearly · rials and facilities. The teachers budget request that called for -by Pat Clifford was due, in large ·part, to . seen in the anti'.'abortion stance. America's mysterious obsession . As a government ruled larsely · with foreign products while by males, what gives male · blacks and 'other American mi Washington bureaucrats the . THE XAVIER NE:WSWIRE ·.Express The X(ll)ier Newswire· is publishi!d weekly throUghout tiie· sChooJ..yeat, except norities are .continually. disciimi.. . right to make a choice involv during vacation and exams, . by the students of Xavier U~iVersity,. 3800 .Victory nated against here in the home ing a woman's body and the PkWy., Cincinnati, Ohio 45207. · land. Japanese automobile life of her child balied on her The statements and opinions of The X(ll)ier Newswire are not necessarily those industries have been allowed to ·yourself conscience and principles? of the student body, faculty or administration of Xavier. Statements and opinions avoid hiring blacks. Areas such of columnists do not necessarily reflect those of the editors. Michael Dukakis has" devised The comments and state as Detroit, Flint, Pontiac and a campaign to meet the needs Subscription rates are $15.00/year within the USA. Subscription inquiries should St. Louis have been hurt greatly ments expressed on this page be directed to business . manager (513-745-3561). Advertising inquiries will be of all America despite sex and are solely the opinions of handled by Kent George, advertising manager (513-745-3607). · by this. Blacks lost 27 percent race. By focusing on issues that Entered as third class matter at the U.S. Post Office under pennit number 1275. of their manufacturing jobs be contributing columnists. all Americans should be con They do not necessarily re Reprinting of articles or cartoons. without permission of the author and/or The tween 1979 and 1984. Statisti cerned about such as opportu X11Vier Newswire is strictly prohibited. cally, blacks in corporate Amer flect those of the editors of Xavier University is an academic community committed to equal opportunity nity for every individual, the The Xavier Newswire staff. for all persons regardless of age, sex, race, religion, handicap or national origin. ica still earn a substantially return of the U.S. as the lead lower salary than white male If you wish to submit an ing economic and political article or letter to the editor Editor in chief ...... Kimberly Grote counterparts. Blacks in corpo power, as well as an example . News editors ...... Brian Sullivan, Jennifer Stark rate America find themselves in response to these or other Perspectives editor ...... Anthony Kovalik of living in successful pluralistic issues, please do so by caught in the center of corpo send Sports editors ...... Mike Pfiester, David Stubenrauch society, Dukakis can lead the ing it to The Xavier News Diversions editors ...... Missy Baker, Kent George rate cutbacks in middle man U.S. forward, away from the Calendar/Special Projects editor ...... Anita Klausing agement positions. Moving up wire, clo Anthony Kovalik, eight years of regressive move Perspectives editor, Brock Photography editors ...... Sabra Hayes, Laura Chapnick the corporate ladder for minori ment of blacks, women and Advertising manager ...... •.....•... : ...... Kent George ties is as diffici.dt as it ever was man H'lll, or call the office Business manager ...... Marty Angell Hispanics. at 745-3561. Advisor ...... ·...... George Gordon since the Reagan Administration -by Vince Patton Wednesday, October 19, 1988 The Xavier Newswire Page 5

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Making waves of their own... Hotshot of the week Muskies try to sink opposition both men's and women's. We're looking forward to doing well at the meet, but right now we're just concentrating on the little things and all the medals will take care of themselves:' Coach Madonis and the cap tains attribute the team's bright outlook to the great attitude and terrific work habits of the team, but also feel that the team's closeness is a strong fac tor. As evidence of this togeth erness, the team often eats din ner at each other's houses or .just "hangs out" together. They even have an intramural foot ball team with the women as members and a couple of men Junior swimmer Jeff Leatherwood streaks through the water in a as the coaches. freestyle event. Murphy and Parrish, also feel that Madonis has a great by Rob Burnside Launching the youth attack will deal to do with this team's at staff reporter be John "the missle" Colegrove mosphere. and Jason "the rocket" Tinker. 'Tas is the best friend of his As winter draws near, enthu On the other side of the pool is swimmers;' says Parrish. "He siasm is riding high here at Chris Boehmer, who madonis has made swimming my most Xavier and not just because of describes as "an excellent diver:' enjoyable athletic experience. our strong basketball program. "I'm really looking forward Everyone wants to do their best Kathy Kalb There are other activities going to this year, says Madonis. ·~ for him:' Sport: VOLLEYBALL Position: middle hitter on as well that have continued have a nice schedule with meets The season begins Friday, Year: junior Height: 6··o· to carry on Xaviers athletic ex at Missouri and Ohio Univer Oct. 21 with an alumni meet, Hometown: Cincinnati, Ohio Weight: 160 lbs. : cellence. One of these programs sity, both (are] places we have at the O'Connor Sports Center, is our intercollegiate men's and never been. The meets at Notre and the team would definitely Junior co-captain Kathy Kalb has been a model of consis women's swimming and diving Dame and the MCC finals are appreciate all the support the tency for the volleyball team this season. In fact, she leads teams. definitely highlights, of. course." < student body could give them. the Lady Musketeers in several categories: She has 291 kills, "Both teams are coming back He added, 'We figure that So catch the wave and the averages· 3.6 kills per game, holds an attack percentage of strong;' says head coach, Tassos Notre Dame and Evansville will spirit of the aquamuskiesl .3141 has 269 digs, averages 3.3 digs per game, has 161 Madonis. 'They're working real be our toughest competition in blocks (67 solo and 94 blocking assists) and averages 2.0 hard and we feel we will do blocks per game. real well:' Be a VJ on Cable TV Among the leaders of the Midwestern Collegiate Confer~ Coming off a third-place fin ence (MCC) as of last week, Kalb ranks first in dig average ish in the Midwestern Collegiate Xavier's Student Association is in search of VJs for an and blocking average, sixth in hitting percentage and third in Conference (MCC) last season, exciting new music video program. kill average. Moreover, her 2.0 blocking average was good the Lady Musketeers hope to be Open Auditions will be held at Xavier's Television Center for third place in the nation. She also had ranked nationally stronger this season and intend in hitting percentage in the first three weeks of the season. to move up in the standings. Studio located in Brockman Hall. While attending Ursuline Academy, Kalb was named to Strong swimmers Joanne Wiss the third team All-State, to the first team All-Girls Greater man, co-captain Bernadine Thursday, Oct. 20 or Prlday Oct. 21 from 3:30 • 5:00 p.m. Cincinnati League (GGCL) and to the first team All-City her Murphy, Susan Hollenbacher senior year. She was also named to the second team All-City and Leanne Winnefeld return to Everyone Welcome! her junior year. At Xavier, she was named to the first team pace the team through the All-MCC her sophomore year and to the second team All course· of the year. Depth also MCC her freshman year. figures to be a strong asset to As a mathematics major, Kalb would like to work with the team, as there are 27 swim computers. As for volleyball, Kalb is shooting for the Player mers this season. of the Year Award in the MCC. 'We're excited about this year;' says co-captain Cecilia Parrish. "We had a good deal of returnees, but there are also a lot of surprising freshmen. They are going to pick up the slack left by the swimmers who are not returning:' Said Murphy, "Even though it's two seperate teams between guys and girls, there is a lot of Leu Than 15 Mlnut.. from Xavier team unity, and I think that Authentic Muskie Wear and Other Great Merchandise lncludlng: will help us during the meets. • Starter Jackets • Wastebaskets • Magnets • Caps • Coaches Shirts • Boxer Shorts There's a lot of team spirit in n • Pennants • Shot Glasses • Sweaters practice already:' Both co-cap 0 • Posters • Clip-Ons • T-Shirts ,... • Mugs and Steins • Pens • Umbrellas tains feel this is the year for the r • Authentic Game Jerseys Lady Musketeers to excell. m (i) ~1 LIN~_AVI. M~ LOOl<""•T -.., -1.12M The men's team is coming off m I• ---- -~z.:..-.:- - -~ -;l a fourth-place MCC finish and also look to be strong. Return - 1 1 ing to lead the men are Phil p Receive Summe and Dave Shay. The mens squad does not have as : 10% OFF : much depth (only 16 members I as the women, but plans to be 1 Any Purchase 1 stronger up front. The freshman .class looks to 1 $ with this coupon $ 1 strengthen the men's team. Lj___ ~ Wednesday, October 19, 1988 the ~avier Newswire Page 7 Time-out Fogelson directs XU athletics ·to. respectability

went on to graduate school at Fogelson is also this year's for trivia by Ken Schorsch Michigan State University, Midwestern Collegiate Confer staff reporter where he received his masters ence (MCC) president and With the recent success of degree in higher education ad chairman of the Television Xaviers athletic teams, the peo ministration. From college, he Committee. ple behind the scenes are often persued a career at Georgetown Fogelson considers the future forgotten. Xavier Athletic Direc working as the director of Stu of the MCC as one of his goals tor Jeff Fogelson is one of these dent Activities, and later as the and concerns. With the addition people. Think about it; did you assistant athletic director. of Dayton this year and Mar hear much about the Miami Fogelson's accomplishments in quette next year, the league is Hurricanes athletic director his five years at Xavier extend pushing for more notoriety. when they won the National throughout all areas of athlet When asked what he likes. Championship in college foot ics. He feels that the basketball most about his job, Fogelson Every other week, the ball last year? team is now established nation said, "I love the family-like at Newswire will print five Fogelson, a native of New ally and its recent success can mosphere at Xavier, everyone sports-related questions. Any Jersey, has been at Xavier for only help coaches from other seems so close. The faculty, full- or part-time student of five years. He arrived here from sports recruit as well. staff, coaches and students all Xavier University is eligible Georgetown University in "I think that the success and seem together. The comradery to play. Just write down Washington, D.C., where he national ·exposure Xavier has at is almost overwhelming:' your answers on a piece of was an assistant athletic direc tained through the basketball As for the future, Fogelson paper or a 3x5 index card, tor and tennis coach. program will help out the other said that he will be striving to Greg Rust photo and place it in an envelope Fogelson attended Lafeyette sports tremendously recruiting make Xavier a nationally Athletic Director Jeff Fogelson marked: The Xavier News University in Pennsylvania and wise;' Fogelson commented. known school. . wire; Sports Trivia; on-cam pus. These can be dropped off in the campus post office, lo A'ITENTION cated in the basement of the University Center, or in the PUBUC RELATIONS office of the Newswire, in the basement of Brockman MAJORS! Hall. Are you serious about your future? 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JO Ways To Stretch Your What year did the Bengals also start out the season at Scholarship Chances! 6-07 Call: (513) 779.9795 Page 8 The Xavier Newswire Wednesday, October 19, 1988 XcUsem Golfers strive for improvement in the spring by David Stubenrauch proved. with a final score of 255. Fresh When asked how this injury Sports editor by Mike Erb ''We have a young team to man Tom Smith, junior Lloyd affected his game, Faulkner staff reporter develop," said Steiner. ''We're Faulkner and sophomore Tim said, '1t didn't, I was reaUy ex In an effort to bring you, making progress, but there is Delegrange rounded out the rest The men's golf team putted cited about playing. last year I the reader, the most interest sti11 plenty. of room for develop of the Xavier team with scores was not eUigible, so there was out the Fall season in the Mid ing and meaningful aspects ment:' of 263, 273 and 274 respec no way I was going to pass the of Xavier sports, I, Detective western CoUegiate Conference The· playing conditions for tively. (MCC) Tournament Invitational opportunity to play in the Dave, have risked life and this year's MCC tournament ''We could have finished as at the Fort Benjamin Harrison MCC:' limb to bring you the foJlow made success difficult to come high as third:' said Pieper, who Golf Course (Par 72) in Indi ''We have a young team to ing story on the "Crew:' by. Not only did the teams fe]t the Muskies could ·beat any anapolis held on Oct. 9-10. The develop:' said Steiner. ''This It was Friday afternoon, have to contend with the tough one in the tournament. ''There Muskies hit the greens early but was Smith's first MCC tourna when this haggard female course, but they had to struggle were only 10 strokes between found themselves in the rough ment, and if he continues to walked into the office. She against high winds as we]]. Yet third and seventh-place:' as they finished a disappointing play weU, we wiU see plenty of suggested attending a morn despite this, senior captain Pat "If seventh-place out of nine partic we ever get that first him in the future:' In fact, the ing session of Xavier's row O'Connor tied Brent Rubis of place finish after the first round ipating schools defeating Butler entire team will be working ing dub, otherwise known as St. Louis University finishing under our belt, then our University and Loyola Univer with Steiner throughout the the "Crew:' I was cautious. with a first round low of 78. chances wiU be much better:' winter. As a Cincinnatian of 12 sity. "Pat (O'Connor) worked on Faulkner added. Preparing for Yet Delegrange agrees that few At the beginning of the sea years, one of the fears his game and showed a great the tournament during a prac the Muskies are making pro that I have encountered here son, coach Doug Steiner told deal of improvement throughout tice round, Faulkner found him gress but stil1 have room for is the mighty Ohio. River. The Xavier Newswire the goal the season:' claimed Steiner. of his team was to improve self in deep rough off the fair improvement. 'With the winter Just my luck that that is O'Connor led the Musketeers way and get better with every and broke his club shaft program that coach Steiner has where the crew practices. But to a 12th place finish out of 45 while striking the baU. He re match. Considering the ]ast arranged, we ]ook forward to I was brave, reminding my golfers posting a score of 250 ceived 26 stitches in his right p]ace finish in the 1987 MCC being very competitive this self that the readers right to after three rounds; Junior Chris hand, but was wiUing to p]ay tournament, the team has im- Spring:' know, supercedes my right Pieper finished in 14th place in the tournament. to exist. It was Th~y morning, and I decided I better do the story now or never. Thinking back, I should have choose ''I wastit rubbing the latter. But there I was, walking along the bank of it in-I just wanted the Ohio, with 17 other peo ple, three boats, and 27 de ·Eddie to know gree weather. 27 degrees?! What am doing out here7 the score of It was 10 minutes before 7 ) a.m. and the boats began to ' take off. I prepared myself last nights game.'' { to get into the motor boat, but, for some reason, the fates had something else in mind. The eight-man boat had only six people. That re ally isn't a problem, because all a boat needs is an even number of rowers . . . and one coxswain. Well sure, I can yell "stroke, stroke," just put me in the boat. But no, I had to wade into the Ohio and get into the boat. Let me rephrase that. I had to wade into the Ohio, while it was 27 degrees outside. Re member, don't try this feat at · home. These people are trained experts at standing in sub-freezing water. So, now it was time to cast off. All I had to do was remember three things; don't put your feet through the Go ahead and gloat. You can boat, to steer left, put your rub it in all the way to Chicago left hand forward, and watch with A'I&T Long Distance Service. out for the barges. Besides, your best friend Eddie BARGES? I With my teeth was the one who said your team chattering and my body could never win three straight. shaking, I could barely make So give him a call. It costs a out the rower at the front of lot less than you think to let him the boat, Jet alone a barge know who's headed for the Playoffs. downstream. So there I was, Reach out and touch someone~ a lonely sports editor with If youtl like to know more about the lives of seven people A'.l&T products and services, like resting on whether or not I International ca1ling and the A'I&T can see a SO ton boat on the Cud, call us at 1 800 222·0300. river. No problem, we lived. As the boats were being emptied from the Ohio, I glanced back at those indivi duals that made this one of the most memorable morn ings of my semi-professional life. the "Crew" was defi nately an experience. Who knows, I may return to this •AD.T spot one day. Maybe I will The right choice. get .the chance to row some day. Maybe, just maybe . . . but not until it gets warmer. · AH-CHOOI! DIVERSIONS Wednesday, October 19, 1988 The Xavier Newswire Page 9 Vampires' reputations at stake ~ Biting into the common Dracula myth tale was being spread all over example, they will wear black Vampire Exam Kit which con a common occurance in this by Molly A. Donnellon Hungary, Poland, Austria and capes, sleep in coffins, and live tains holy water, crosses, med part of the country, that is not staff reporter Lorraine. nocturnally. Vampires get their allions with various religious to say you won't run across a Along with the tales and su blood either from animals or symbols, garlic, onion and a believer or two. AU of us have seen at least perstitions are many cultures willing victims and biting is questionnaire. The questionnaire For example: one vampire film. Granted, which practice vampish rituals. preferred on the neck because asks the vampire: "How long An ad was placed in a na these films are spine-chilling Aztecs poured blood into the of its vulnerable place on the have you been a vampire7" tional magazine requesting vam and hair-raising but generally mouths of their idols and were body. "How much blood do you con pires to write to a Cincinnati not believable. When you leave known to eat the hearts of their The drinking of blood from sume at one feeding7" and girl. The girl, over a one-year the theatre, chances are you dying enemies. In India, rajahs a victim is for 70 percent of "How often do you feed7" period, received close to 300 re won't walk around with crucifix drank blood from severed vampires a sexual experience. This kit will help you detect plies. Some claimed to be vam in hand and garlic on the heads. In China, families would Other vamps do not view feed a real vampire from a psychotic pires, some just said they be breath trying to ward off the guard a corpse lest a dog or ing as sexual and offer the one. The psychotic vampire will lieved. Many sent blood. undead. cat jump over the body and analogy, "Is eating a hamburger shreik back at the sight of a Few people believe in vam 1i' 1i' 1i' turn it into a vampire. Ancient sexual7" For a vampire to drink cross or at the touch of garlic A man living in Dayton pires these days because of how Greeks, and after them, the Ro its own blood would be consid like theatrical vampires. 'The claims to have had a run-in the media depicts them. A mans, believed in a female ered canabalistic. Today, with real vampire," according to Ca with a female vampire in 1981. corpse that rises from its grave plan, "will look at you as if He was introduced to a woman to drink the blood of the young you're holding up baseball cards by a friend and told that she and beautiful, that can transfig or something:' was a strange girl but not to ure into a bat or wolf, that can Since many question how worry. When he arrived at her be driven off at the sight of a vampires earn a living, Caplan Clifton apartment he was asked cross, that returns to its grave took two world-wide census of to give her three vials of his before sunrise is not something vampires. He surveyed the blood. As a nurse, she was to be believed. The media has White House and members of able to extract the blood with a tainted and drastically mispre Senate and drew the conclusion sringe she'd gotten from a hos sented the vampire. that there are vampires in gov pital. One of the vials she Modern vampirologists have ernment positions. A lot of drank straight away, the other set forth to clear up some mis vampires work in hospitals, two she put in the refrigerator. conceptions associated with an some could be doctors or This was required by all of her cient myth, specifically, vam nurses. In short, they carry on dates, she said, in exchange for pires are not half of what the in their careers as normally as sexual favors. When asked why movies and books portray them we do. he didn't leave when she re to be. A vampire does not re There are about 500 vampires quested this he replied, "She quire gallons, or even a body )ivh)g in the world today, 300 was too beautiful:' Later, he full of blood to survive. So ~-· of which are in North America. added that he was frightened, there is no need to kill any of In fact, Canada, where SO vam yet fascinated, by her. their victims unless they so pires have been tracked down, 1i' 'iJ' 1i' choose. Also, they do not nec has had a 10 percent increase in One month ago, WLW Radio essarily have to have human Beware! Vampires may live next door. it's vampire population over the had a question/ answer program blood, the blood of an animal past year. In the United States, on vampires. The second caller will suffice. Holding up a cross, vampire called a lamia who the pressing issue of AIDS, California, Texas, New York, was a 19-year old man named wearing or eating garlic, or car would seduce men in order to vampires are tending to be Oregon, Colorado, Michigan, Mason. who claimed to have rying holy water will not suck their blood. Christianity more monogomous and less Idaho, Washington, New Mex- been a vampire for 26 years. frighten the vampire. You can can be considered to be among flirty, meaning they will get ico and Arizona have had vam- Mason said he could fly, could not become a vampire by sbn these cultures for Christians do blood from the same victim. pire reportings in high number. bi-locate in people's dreams and ply being bitten by one. And drink the blood of Christ at There are also blood cults that At the research center, there didn't have fangs. The blood he no such transfigurations into a every Mass. vampires who have a hard time are 10 scientists who, over a drinks does not have to be hu bat or wolf exist. One usually becomes a vam- finding pure blood may join. 16-year period, have spent a man or any special type, but The tale of the vampires pire when there is a drop in the Dr. Stephen Caplan, an in- quarter of a million dollars in he does require one pint a day. came from the East and was red blood cell count during pu- structor of parapsycology for research. They earn their On occassion, Mason gets hu common among the Arabians. berty, thus· triggering a physio- the New York City Board of money by accepting donations, man blood by standing out on Later, after the establishment of logical need for blood. In this Education, runs The Vampire selling memberships to the cen- street comers and meeting peo Christianity, it extended itself to sense it could then be consid- Research Center in Elmhurst, ter, and holding down other ple. Once he knows them for the Greeks and assumed its ered a medical condition. New York. Dr. Caplan says be- jobs, not by charging the vam- two or three days, he'll tell present form at the time of the Vampires are not evil, though ing a vampire is more physio- . them he's a vampire and ask division of the Latin and Greek they do tend to live like Bram logical than spiritual. Recently, pi~ile vampires may not be them if he may drink their churches. In the West, a similar Stoker's fictional Dracula. For · ;he:.;ca;in;;.e.;;o;;u;.t.;.w~it;.h;.T;_h~e;.;;_N;;.ew~. ------~~~~~~~~~ blood. They usually think. he is joking but will go along with it. ·Sugar .·' n' ··Spice Restaurant Mason claims to have had many lives. In J:tis first, he says that his grandfather. may have ~-OPEN. EV~RY DAY 7 ·A.M. - 3 P.M. · ' been a vampire. Jn this life, Mason has never attended Daily Luncheon Specials school and was at one time Including Vegetables considered mentally ill. Due to this mental illness, many will feel this invalidates Nationally known for its wispy thin pancakes, his vampish claims. Currently, fluffy three-egg omelettes, creative sandwiches, Mason is living in a cave in homemade cheesecake, Kentucky with six other vamps and feeding daily on blood, and much, much more! leaves, and bark. 1i' 'iJ' 1i' Some may dismiss vampires as a myth. Some consider them 4381 Reading Rd. (between Tennessee Ave. & Victory l>arkway a reality. But, unfortunately, if Across from Nalorp's · · Hollywood continues to exploit Cincinnati Magazine's 1984 8est Breakfasl Award. the vampire this may, at the Minutes from Xavier University, Reasonable prices! least, bring about the demise of one of history's most intriguing 242·3521 legends. . . or perhaps, even the extinction of the entire race. Page 10 The Xavier Newswire Wednesday, October 19, 1988 A jester of all trades, Mason advertises laughter

by Kent George At that point Mason began fully up-beat roll of toilet paper more insightful and intelligent had to work with - Ford, Diversions editor his career as the musical direc spouting off the benefits of in my approach:' Carter, Nixon and Reagan •. It's tor for The Second City Thea Banner. This is a great concept He prepares his material the kind of the anti-Mt. Rushmore What do you get when you ter in Chicago. He became a until you realize what this roll same way he prepared for his of our times:' take a young man armed with regular at Zanies Comedy Club of toilet paper does for a liv classes in school. "Normally I · In addition to his other tal a newly received master's degree also in Chicago and later at .· ing," said Mason. sit down two or three times a ents, Mason is an accomplished in advertising and add a lucra Catch a Rising Star in New "Another series of spots on day with my notebook. ·Some ventriloquist. ''Most people hate tive job offer from a New York York. my list of favorites is the US times 111 edit old stuff. SoJile'.' . ventriloquists," Mason .said, advertising firm? In Taylor Ma Mason's .act is a combination Army commercials. They start times, if I'm feeling really crea "but it's one of the oldest forms son's case, you get a cpmedian. of musical parody, stand-up ;. off the segments with 'we do tive, 111 write new material. of comedy around. Hopefully I .According to Mason, the de comedy and vetriloquism. Hav .~;more before 9 a.m. than most '1 categori7.e everything; Most can bring it into the 20th cen cision ·to become a comedian ing a master's in advertising, a people do all day: Maybe it's of the stuff I write falls into tury and prove to people it's was partially because he sup large portion of. his act deals just me, but I like to sleep till groups, like politics, shopping, not old fashioned:' ported himself through college with the world of the "suits" as noon. I don't want to do any television or sports. This makes· by writing material for other he calls it. Mason explains, . · thing before 9 a.m:' he said. it a lot easier to go back to Mason, currently part of· the comics. "One day I sat up and "'Suit' is my word for anybody· ·Mason takes many different when I get a great idea;' Mason Coors Light Comedy Comman realized that there were guys in advertising. The suits have approaches when it comes to said. dos touring company, brings his making a living off of the stuff this incredible ability to extract his act. "I don't use a lot of Controversy is one of Ma enlightened style of comedy to that I was writing;' Mason the intelligence from anything profanity or gimmicks:' Mason son's favorite comedic elements. the University Theatre.. as part said. "It didn't take a genius to they become associated with. said, '1 look upon those as ''Politics is a great way to get the Homecoming Week activi figure out that if I performed For example, take the old Ban ··cheap ·tricks. Anyone can get people thinking;' Mason com ties. The show starts at 9 p.m. the material myself, I'd have ner toilet tissue commercials. · up and utter four-letter words mented, "especially in· our gen and admission is $1 or two more fun and probably be more The spots feature this delight- for an hour. I try .to be a bit eration. Just look at what we've canned goods. successful:' .

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