See the John P. Stevens High School Hall of Honor Legacy in the Centerfold...

The John P. Stevens

HawkeyeApril 2006 Volume XLV1 Issue 4

EveryHall four years, we honor a select fewof alumni Honorwho have truly made JP Stevens proud. Every four years, we honor a loni, Mr. Randy Westrol, Ms. Lee Isabel Black. Together, they mail spective fields. Past inductees have high school, Current students will select few alumni who have truly Zektzer, Ms. Sherri Brandstet- out extensive applications to the included Bon Jovi keyboard player act as guides and give the inductees made JP Stevens proud. And for ter, Mr. Jonathan nominees, who are then required to David Bryan and former Edison tours of the school. The inductees four years, their photos and descrip- Miller, Mr. submit their resumes. The process mayor George A. Spadoro. will also attend a welcome brunch tions remain framed and on display Robert is much like a job application, and There is no formal limit on the to meet and greet each other and – the well-lit showcase across from the requirements span many areas. number of candidates that are in- members of the committee. An the main office to which the ad- The demanding criteria asks for ducted. That said, there is also no assembly for over 600 students miring eyes of students, faculty, well-rounded alums rule setting a minimum number of during period twelve gives these and visitors are drawn. These men and examines the inductees. The committee wishes inductees the opportunity to share and women are alumni of JP Ste- a p p l i c a n t s ’ only to select those people deserv- their stories with the student body. vens who have led highly excit- ing of this award, and they strong- Later, there is a student leader re- ing and successful lives, who have ly believe that the honor of this ception in the school and finally, reached extraordinary levels of award should be offered to the event will culminate in a dinner achievement, and who have most every alumus. Eight that evening at the Sheraton Hotel definitely defended the tradition of years ago, fourteen in Woodbridge. excellence that JP Stevens carries. nominees were cho- The Hall of Honor is a rigor- This year, we recognize twelve new sen to receive the ous process; within the span of alumni who have so proudly worn awards; four years seventeen months, the Hall of their green and gold and risen to ago, there were Honor committee is dealt the task the top by inducting them into the twelve. This year, of selecting over ten people to JP Stevens Hall of Honor. twelve new people represent JP Stevens and its suc- Selecting our finest, la crème de were chosen as cess stories in the world beyond la crème of JP Stevens, is not an inductees of the high school. In the end, the school easy task, and the process is a long Hall of Honor. receives more than a magnificent and arduous one. Many months They form a showcase; it is bestowed evidence are required to rummage through diverse crowd of JP Stevens achievement. The years of JP Stevens history to of successful students of today can look to the find candidates for the honor. alumni and students of yesterday to pave the The process begins with nomina- will proudly path for the students of tomorrow. tions approximately one year be- represent JP Generation after generation of JP fore the actual Hall of Honor in- Stevens once have cemented the Hall of Honor duction. Nomination forms are again. into this continuous tradition. Af- advertised in newspapers, on lo- This year, ter all, the aim of the induction cal TV through Channel 14, the the Hall of is an honorable one: student ac- internet, and through mail. They Honor cer- tivities director Ms. Cathy Di Gioia are sent to former teachers, ad- emony will said, “The purpose of the Hall of ministration, alumni, and previ- Honor is not only to honor the ous winners, who are in turn people who have achieved their encouraged to name people goals, but also to give current stu- they believe to be worthy dents of JP Stevens role models to of this prestigious award. whom they can turn to for motiva- When the nomination pro- tion. Through the Hall of Honor, cess is completed – usually students can see that if they set in mid-October of the year goals in any field – whether it is before the Hall of Honor in- medical, law, music, art, anything duction – the Hall of Honor they set their minds to – JP Stevens committee begins its work. t a ke will give them the tools and the op- Thirteen people comprise p l a c e portunities to achieve. The Hall of this board, ranging from cur- o n Honor is more about the students rent teachers to Board of Edu- T h u r s - than anything else – these qualified cation administration to former day, April inductees are sources of inspira- students. This year, the commit- 27. The tion for the school.” tee includes Ms. Cathy Di Gioia, twelve inductees will be Ms. Gail Pawlikowski, Mrs. Patricia Feldman, Mrs. Patty Savu- characters, community involve- invited back to JP Stevens to reac- Hawkeye News Staff Di Gioia-Laird, Mrs. Joanne Car- lich, Ms. Susan Scerbo, and Mrs. ment, and their success in their re- quaint themselves with their former

INSIDE THE JOHN P. STEVENS HAWKEYE NEWS OPINION FEATURES SPORTS Learn about the Check out the What are the Get the scoop on SAT scoring debate over Top 10 jobs for basketball and mistake and drug testing on high school baseball! Turn to who is affected humans Page 3. students? Find Page 19. on Page 7. out on Page 9. 2 Opinion April 2006 Hawkeye Mission in Iraq: A Complete Failure In March of 2003, President George ing and fathers are sighing over their lost troops overseas will not help the situation. Editorial Staff W. Bush made the decision to invade Iraq. sons and daughters. Each and every day, Prolonging the war will not help the situa- Under the pretext that Saddam Hussein’s dreams are shattered and futures are lost. tion. Lying to the American people will not 2005-2006 regime possessed an active nuclear arms Osama bin Laden caused two thousand help the situation. The cold hard truth of program, President Bush plunged the na- American deaths on 9/11. George W. Bush the matter is that Iraqis do not want us in Published by the students of tion into a war from which little has been has caused two thousand more since then. their country. This fact is proven by all of John P. Stevens High School gained thus far. He used the terrorist at- However, progress has been made in Iraq the suicide bombers, willing to sacrifice their 855 Grove Avenue tacks of September 11, 2001 to sway pub- to some degree. American troops have suc- lives rather than to lose their way of life. Edison, NJ 08820 lic opinion into supporting this invasion. cessfully trained an Iraqi army. An interim Our troops are still holding steady against America was pitched into this long, grueling government has been established with a insurgents; however, this is not the path to Editors-in-Chief journey that diverted attention from more recently ratified constitution to hold it up. victory. We must ask ourselves what will be pressing domestic issues, all for the price at the end of the road, if we get there at all. Sharon Lee of over two thousand dead and seventeen Iraq is headed towards a civil war. Trans- Jessie Lo thousand wounded. Since then, U.N. Inspec- forming this nearly theocratic nation into a tors have revealed that Saddam Hussein has democracy is something that cannot be done never had the weapons of mass destruction in this lifetime. The people of Iraq are split News Editors that President Bush told Americans about. not only in their religious beliefs, but also Annie Wei This so-called “Operation: Iraqi Freedom” in their vision of the future. The harsh re- George Xing has become “Operation: Deceive America” strictions on life and liberty that have been Assistant News Editors From the onset, it seemed as if George present for so long in the country will not Pooja Mahadeshwar Bush wanted to be remembered as a war go away overnight. If President Bush truly president. There is no question that af- American engineers contribute much ef- wants a democratic and free Iraq, then he ter 9/11, Osama bin Laden and those re- fort in helping to build a better Iraq. must be patient. He must not be concerned Opinion Editors sponsible for the two thousand American Many would argue that Iraq is on the road about boosting his 37% approval rating. He Esther Min deaths that day needed to be hunted down to success. But one must take a closer look must not worry about his status in the his- Jeremy Meisinger and brought to justice. However, President to see the big picture. Tensions have built tory textbooks. He must not be stubborn Bush has morphed this hunt for Osama into up between Shiite and Sunni Muslims. Last in pushing a lost cause to a very bitter end. Assistant Opinion Editors a war against radical Islam. At the start of month, one of the Shiites’ holiest mosques We have laid a foundation for reform; now Trisha Bakshi the war, the Bush administration persuaded was attacked and heavily damaged. The two the Iraqis must build themselves up off of it Charlotte Schwarz the entire nation to believe that Iraq was sects of Muslims differ from each other in as a self-reliant and unified nation. Only on going to be a quick fix—a done deal. Not the basic ideals that govern their lives. Iraq their own can they develop into the country many of us imagined that three years later, is a nation that is heavily influenced by re- that is most suitable for their religion, cul- Features Editors our loved ones would still be patrolling the ligion. The problem with the newly formed ture, and standards of living. If they cannot Reema Shah streets of Fallujah, meeting insurgent at- Iraqi army is that its soldiers are loyal to do it for themselves, we certainly will not Mingzi Shao tacks outside of Baghdad, and falling to both their religious sects and to Iraq. This be able to do it for them. Go ahead now, suicide bombers in Samara. Each and every is ultimately the major factor that raises the Dubya, swallow your pride and bring our Assistant Features Editors day, the New York Times and Washington Post possibility of civil war in Iraq. Bush has his troops home. Otherwise, this war can only Anna Calinawan report of increasing numbers of American sights aimed on a target too difficult for him be considered as “Operation: Iraqi Failure”. Stephanie Lo deaths. Each and every day, mothers are cry- to hit. Iraq is a lost cause. Sending more Michael Yang, sophomore

Sports Editors Brent Xia Rantings about Really Rude Rapscallions They are everywhere all the time. They larity of modern technology like cell phones, sible for a substantial portion of the blame, Jared Rubin roam the streets of cities, the corridors of Instant messenger programs, and the Inter- technology plays a more direct role in the Assistant Sports Editors malls, and the cars of trains. They may be net, the number of opportunities to be im- crime of infecting Americans with Acute Silky Kadakia laughing and talking loudly, chattering away polite has sharply increased. And Discourtesy Disorders. Instant messaging Vinay Limbachia on cell phones with no regard for while technology services, such as AOL Instant Messenger those around plays a major and MSN Instant Messenger, give their users them. Or role in this a sense of anonymity. Real names can be dis- Business Managers p e r h a p s problem, a busy guised under screen names, and thus identi- Niki Gaglani you may society encour- ties can be veiled. People who are less likely s e e ages rudeness. to say a rude remark face-to-face to another Neelesh Mittal t h e m It is certain person are protected behind the wall of their Assistant Business furious- Instant messenging box. Therefore, they are Managers ly pounding more likely to be disrespectful to other people. away at their Acute Discourtesy Disorders are diseases Mohammed Nawaz Blackberry that require far more than simple diagno- Michael Yang or prodding ses. Like physical ailments, these disorders the screen need treatment. However, for a world to Artists of their c o m - pletely get rid of PDA with Anthony Tzeng a stylus. James Lee However, Anusha Bupathi no mat- April Kim ter what Prerana Pradhan s y m p t o m s of rudeness Tonia Yu A m e r i c a n s may demonstrate, Technical Advisor it is clear that a great num- Patrick Liang ber of Americans is afflict- ed with Acute Discourtesy Assistant Technical Disorders (ADD). A poll Advisor taken by ABC earlier this Edward Yang year indicated that 84% that the modern world i s a these disorders, the world would of Americans often wit- ness rude busy one. Between stressful, long most likely need to be vaporized and disrespectful behaviors in public places. hours at work and grueling schoolwork, one and created again. Therefore, any action Advisor There is much speculation as to the causes of might argue that few people have the time taken against Acute Discourtesy Disorders Mr. Lou Andreuzzi such rampant discourtesy. One of the argu- or energy to be polite. One has places to must start on a much smaller scale. Each ments is that parents are failing to teach their go, deadlines to meet, and English essays to person should vow to perform a simple act Hawkeye is a forum for stu- children proper etiquette and even simple write; so where can one find the patience to of being a decent human being, whether it is complimenting another person or merely dent expression published in- decency. Yet, this cause is incorrect because wait for the nonchalant person who is taking his or her precious time and holding up the taking the time to hold a door open for a dependently from the journal- every generation is similar. Each and every generation has been regarded as rebellious line at the supermarket, when one can sim- person. By improving our manners through ism classes. Published articles or less conservative than their parents. The ply jostle and elbow to make one’s way out? everyday tasks, big or small, then we will express the views of their difference is not found in the lack of paren- “Excuse me” and “thank you” obviously take finally be able to find a cure for thoseaf- authors, not the newspaper. tal discipline, but in the number of venues far too long to say. There’s no time for that! flicted with Acute Discourtesy Disorders. Hawkeye reserves the right to for rudeness. Because of the surging popu- While a bustling environment is respon- Charlene Wong, freshman edit all material. April 2006 Opinion 3 Humans: The New Guinea Pigs for Drug Testing? Ask Hawkeye Imagine a scenario where humans have develop medicines by using poor, desperate control over the evaluation of their own replaced rats and are now guinea pigs for people to test experimental drugs.” As a so- products. Of course, they are not going to -drug testing on humans- drug testing. This scenario may not be too ciety, we cannot and should not take advan- be strict with the requirements. For example, uncommon and futuristic. The Food and tage of people. It is simply unethical and in- Southern IRB, a firm overseeing human test- “Until a more reliable method Drug Administration has implemented new excusable. The FDA should establish stricter ing at the SFBC International, Inc.’s test cen- is found, human drug testing is measures in order to make effective drugs bioethical laws. One law should apply to ter, is owned by Alison Shamblen, who is the currently the most reliable way available to the market quicker. Under these the ambigiouty of the consent form. This wife of the vice president of clinical opera- of determining the effectiveness new rules, pharmaceutical companies can law should demand that the consent form tions at SFBC. Human lives are too impor- of new drugs before they hit the test doses of promising drugs at early stages be written in clear and easy, understandable tant to leave in the hands of companies that market. However, trial partici- in their development on humans. These tri- terms. Furthermore, people who understand have a conflict of interests. As Arthur Ca- als may replace preliminary drug testing on plan, the director of biomedical ethics at the pants must be fully aware of the animals. However, how many human lives University of Pennsylvania said, “I’ve never risks they are taking.” should be put at risk for medical progress? seen an IRB advertise by saying, ‘Hire us. -Charlotte Schwarz, Asst. Not every drug is safe for human con- We’re the most zealous enforcer of regula- Opinions Editor sumption. Without initial clinical trials tions you could have.’ People say, ‘We’ll on animals, the side effects of new turn it around faster. We’re efficient. ““Testing drugs on humans is drugs will be unknown. Drugs that We know how to get you to your highly unethical. A single life has are not even effective in treating deadlines.’ Undoubtedly, the partici- immeasurable worth and to lose diseases may be tested on hu- pant’s health is not being put on the one because of unsure prac- mans and may potentially harm forefront.” It is unknown what bio- countless peoples’ lives. These ethics laws are being violated by the tices is ridiculous.” people should not die in vain. pharamaceutical companies. Proper -Anna Calinawan, Asst. Fea- This new piece of legislation only regulation by the FDA is needed tures Editor encourages hastiness at the expense to protect the people’s interests. The of human life. The legislation allows FDA is failing the American people. “Animal testing is adequate pharamaceutical companies to treat hu- Not only is testing drugs on humans un- man life like plastic cups and dishes— ethical, the way the testing is being conduct- in ensuring the safety of new something that can easily be disposed of. ed is also unethical. Humans are not guinea drugs. Testing on humans is The vague and unclear consent form for pigs. We are not disposable. We deserve to be entirely too dangerous.” drug testing is not ethical either. Although treated fairly, and justly. The FDA must start -Pooja Mahadeshwar, Asst. the consent form does state that a person treating Americans like people rather than News Editor may die from testing a drug, the wording is laboratory animals. They must stop human so verbose and obscure that it is nearly in- the drug testing process or lawyers should testing at early stages of drug testing, imple- comprehensible. When participants were be present to explain the terms of the con- ment stricter legislation on pharmaceutical “I do not think drug testing on interviewed, most stated that they only sent form to participants. The FDA is also companies regarding consent forms, and humans is morally correct. But glanced at the paperwork and did not read neglecting its responsibility and duty to the not allow firms with conflicting interests to without it, I do not think we can all of it. Those who did read the paperwork American people. It has outsourced its re- monitor testing. These reforms must be put accurately depect the effects were confused. As Ken Goodman, the Bio- sponsibilities to companies that are in charge into action before another life is placed at that drugs have on humans.” ethics director at the University of Miami, of overviewing drug testing. It is merely a the mercy of human drug testing and phar- -George Xing, News Editor tactfully explained, “Pharmaceutical compa- pawn for the pharmaceutical companies. maceutical companies. It must start now. nies are shirking their responsibility to safely Essentially, pharmaceutical companies have Jennifer Chang, senior 4 Opinion April 2006 The Hawker’s Index... Complied by: Jeremy Meisinger The Weight Of It All When we look in the mirror, we never 1. Average number of pages in an AP Lit- 12. Cost of entrance for a student to the 22. In grams, average amount of green- see ourselves as others do. While others erature book, as determined by a random Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York house gas emissions per kilowatt-hour may view us as fun, loving, and beautiful sampling of five assigned books: 328 City (which has world masterpieces): $10 generated by coal power plants: 315 people, we see ourselves as incomplete 2. Average number of pages in the corre- 13. Cost of seeing the JP Stevens produc- 23. Average number of grams of green- and full of flaws. Perhaps these feelings sponding “Study Aid”: 37 tion of The Wiz (which has roller-skating house gas emissions per kilowatt-hour stem from personal insecurities and an 3. Average number of reading quiz ques- monkeys) live on opening night: $7 generated by solar power plants: 50 ever-growing concern of what people tions Spark Notes manages to answer: 2.5 14. Number of JP Stevens students taking 24. Average number of grams of green- think about us. Regardless, people nowa- 4. Types of potato chips in the vending AP European History: 20 house gas emissions per kilowatt-hour days are too busy weighing themselves and machine by the cafeteria: 3 15. Number of students missing out: 2000 generated by nuclear power plants: 4 calling themselves “fat” to realize the true 5. Types of Skittles, particularly when you 16. Approval rating of Vice President Dick 25. Number of sailors assembled by Chi- harm that they are doing to their health by really want them: 0 Cheney immediately prior to his hunting nese explorer Zheng He to sail east towards dieting. This does not mean that obesity 6. Percentage of the Gross National In- accident at the Armstrong Ranch: 23% undiscovered America in 1430, before his should be disregarded; Obesity is not to come given as foreign relief aid by Canada, 17. Approval rating of Vice President Dick funding was cut off: 28,000 be taken lightly, for it is a serious epidemic. United Kingdom, Ireland, and Denmark, Cheney immediately following his hunting 26. Number of times the word “opportuni- In the hypercritical world in which we live, respectively: 0.29, 0.36, 0.50, 0.99 accident at the Armstrong ranch: 18% ty” was used in the 2006 State of the Union normal and healthy people claim to feel 7. Percentage of Gross National Income 18. Percentage of students, according to Address: 4 fat, and underweight people are dubbed given as foreign relief aid by United States: my admittedly unscientific poll, who think 27. Number of times the word “competi- as either bulimic or anorexic. The United 0.18 that a loss of five percent is quite small tiveness” was said in the 2006 State of the States has some serious issues having to 8. Per capita giving for 2005 Tsunami after having had an accident involving a Union Address: 10 do with extreme weight, and the nation Relief by Japan and Sweden, respectively: shotgun: 80% 28. Cuts in the President’s proposed budget is in turn breeding a younger generation $3.93, $8.33 19. Sum of 1000 and 499, taking into for federal aid to vocational training, Per- outrageously obsessed with appearences. 9. Per capita giving for 2005 Tsunami Relief account significant digits (very useful for kins low-income higher education loans, the We have too many unrealistic expectations by United States: $1.19 paying taxes): 1000 Even Start literacy initiative, and 43 addi- of bodily perfection, and we are too quick 10. Percentage of Americans who think 20. Number that is evidently not the value tional education programs: $4,279,000,000 to compare ourselves to other people. America spends “too much” on foreign of the integral of 3xcos2xdx on the integral Sources: aid: 54 of pi/6 to pi/12, according to the red pen 6, 7, 8, 9: Center for Global Development 11. Cost of a ticket to see the action movie marks on a calculus quiz of mine, despite 10: The Gallup Organization Stealth (movie critic Roger Ebert called it my assertion that it was a “good guess”: 16, 17: CBS News “an offense against taste and intelligence” 0.048 22, 23, 24: Int’l Atomic Energy Agency that “strips logic bare, cremates it, and 21. Minimum number of pictures of the 25: The Chinese Discovery of the New scatters its ashes”) in theaters on opening inside of Burger King on Hawkeye cam- World, by Theodore Cook Jr. weekend: $10 eras: 4 28: U.S. Department of Education An Online Education is a Click Away Every day, students tread down the hall- those students are able to receive financial youth that major obstacles can be overcome ways to get to their next class. However, assistance and participate in online courses. with the click of the mouse. Online educa- the promising industry of online educa- Fortunately, they lose neither their education tion can serve as an escape from experiencing tion asks that students simply walk over nor their federal aid. the educational atmosphere provided in real to their computer. An effortless click and Unfortunately, this law is a double-edged buildings and classrooms. Moreover, many a few typed letters can open the world of sword. Fewer students are motivated to at- aspects of a worthy education disappear on- academics. By logging on to websites and tend college and step onto a campus be- line. Even though students can correspond programs, students can eventually gradu- cause they can simply apply for financial aid with their professors through e-mail, it is ate with valid degrees in a wide vari- ety and take an online not the same as the communication and dis- of fields. More and more scholars cussions that go on in classroom. Students are choosing this online educa- can discuss topics with their peers through tion. Recognizing the distinct ben- forums, yet this is not a satisfactory way of efits of such programs, Congress practicing people skills or public speaking. recently removed the cap on the Students should not be taught that staring at amount of students who deserve a computer monitor is equivalent to having a financial aid for these courses. Al- conversation. With online courses, students though not greatly promoted, this are not as open to conveying their thoughts law will either pave the road for and ideas in person, which is a major factor higher learning or slowly erode in academics. In addition, students who rely the educational system. However, solely on online education lose the ability to I believe that online courses are catch important concepts quickly; if a student an effective means of spreading does not pay attention to the profes- Where exactly are all these insecurities knowledge through the Internet. sor, they can easily replay the about our appearance coming from? They Students who participate lectures. Also, students can stem from the ever-changing standards in online courses are usually choose to take tests when- from the media regarding weight. Almost preoccupied with a full-time ever they decide that they everything in our lives, from our clothes job and a family. As a result, are ready. This is not the to our hairstyles, is influenced by the me- the available time that should case in the real world–an dia. So why leave our diets behind? Until be dedicated to the classroom is limited for employee cannot choose recently, nearly all actresses felt the over- them. With online learning, they have the what time of the day is most convenient for whelming pressure to lose weight rapidly opportunity to both enrich their minds and course; a large them to hand in an important report. Online and to keep it off in order to maintain their balance other aspects of their lives. Because influx of students courses do not usually teach the responsibili- status and keep their jobs. Thus began the of this new law, more people can pursue could overpopulate virtual ties needed for success in the world. These “skinny trend.” In order to attain popular- higher education; Congress is thus promot- classrooms, threatening to eliminate campus programs often fall short of the standards ity, actresses are pressured into fitting into ing education for the working public. Fur- life. By allowing more scholars to obtain fed- set in classrooms simply because progress is small-sized dresses that they would only thermore, colleges and universities are often eral aid, students could use online programs so hard to monitor online. Ultimately, stu- be able to wear by losing a “few pounds.“ destroyed during times of natural disasters, as the easy way out of a hard-earned college dents are the ones who will suffer. Adolescents everywhere started question- such as Hurricane Katrina. Students are education. High school graduates who lack The advancement of technology has ing their weights and trying ridiculous therefore left with no place to live or learn. the zeal to wake up for early classes are now engulfed the world of education as on- diets. They are depriving themselves of They have lost not only their education, but given the option of maintaining a flexible line courses become increasingly common necessary nutrients and thereby ruining also the money that would have helped them schedule by clicking their way to a diploma. among all age groups. As seen with most mi- their health. relocate to other campuses. With this law, Congress is inadvertently telling America’s nor congressional decisions, the media has Luckily, some stars, such as Scarlet Jo- not widely publicized this newest change. hansson, who was recently voted the “Sex- Instead of applying to a school, students can iest Female of 2005,” are going against now login in on to websites and just down- societal pressures and promoting healthi- load their education in a matter of minutes. ness as opposed to the conventional stick In time, more students will learn about and figure. Many of these healthy women become aware of this opportunity and will are beautiful and successful in their lives, immediately race to their computers to ap- proving that weight is only what you make ply, some for the wrong reasons. By keeping it out to be. Hopefully, the message will this law, Congress is able to simulateously reach impressionable young adults. After- steer clear of arguments from their oppo- all, it is who you are, not what you weigh, nents and promote education. that makes you beautiful. Luba Smolensky, sophomore Saniya Tabani, sophomore April 2006 Opinion 5 Political Columnist: Corzine’s Dream Killing Machine Ashish Shah The Last Spring Governor Corzine’s new budget plan has professors. If the money is not available then have fi fty percent of their aid stripped away. We have come to the end. No, this caused much commotion lately throughout many students many not attend universities Does Corzine understand how valuable this is no mistake. This declaration is not New Jersey. The new governor wants to in New Jersey due to lack of fi nancial aid. I, money is? How does Corzine expect students meant for the June issue, for the cal- eliminate the 4.6 billion dollar defi cit. Un- myself, am considering colleges in New Jer- to pay for their education if he makes attend- endar’s end. This is a distinctly senior fortunately, Corzine’s approach to the issue sey and fi nancial aid is a strong factor in my ing a university massively expensive? The end. And I know now what you must is extremely controversial and sensitive. He decision. If Rutgers increases its tuition and cost of living in this state is steep presently; be thinking. “The annual senioritis ar- plans on enforcing two billion dollars in cuts out scholarships, then I, along with sev- if this budget passes, the cost will skyrocket ticle?” you ask. “And a few months spending cuts and increasing the sales tax in eral thousand other students, will not be able especially for our college-bound generation. early too.” Lest we lapse into that too- New Jersey by a penny. I am sure that as high to afford it. Educa- Defending this plan to cute state aid, Cor- familiar territory, let me say, worry not. school students, you can care less about the tion should be zine claims that he is proceeding with this Senioritis is a fact, indisputable, and increase in sales tax since it will only affect the last place plan because of the current University of so certainly not appropriate for debate your parents; however, where will the two Medicine, Dentistry of New Jersey (UM- in the pages of the Opinion section. billion dollars be taken out of? (Five hun- DNJ) fi nancial scandal. He plans on cutting Rather, I offer an opinion on this dred million dollars will be taken out of forty-six million dollars worth of aid to this closing of an important chapter in the aid from New Jersey school districts; one state-funded institution. Making UMDNJ lives of a good six hundred or so of us hundred and sixty million dollars will be a scapegoat for his actions is a disgrace. here at JP Stevens. One can conclude taken out of aid from higher education Dental school, medical school, nurs- nothing soundly without retrospective learning facilities and two hundred mil- ing school, and every other health examination, the objective of which is lion from layoffs of state workers.) Corzine care educational system to learn from the bad and savor, maybe is essentially cutting aid to every college, is expensive enough even endeavor to recreate, the good. school, and learning facility in New Jersey. and taking away aid Inevitably, it is impossible to conduct This is a tremendous problem for our gen- from the only health such a self-examination, of roughly eration since many students plan to attend educations power in two-thirds of one’s life, mind you, with- college in New Jersey for fall of 2006. With New Jersey will not out passing regret at least a few times. less aid for the universities and colleges, a be a smart move. It “No regrets!” is best left to the pag- price hike in tuition will occur; this means might be true that eantry of yearbook pages, which exist more money out of your own pocket. UMDNJ has been largely to convince us of the greatness Rutgers University is being hit with a where Corzine passing around dirty money within of our past experiences anyhow, no fi fty six million dollar cut, leaving the uni- takes out state aid. its administration but that is no rea- matter what they truly might have been. versity with 10% less fi nancial aid from the Without state aid, son to punish the students of UMDNJ. Let us be honest. There was always that state. Rutgers representatives claim that there educational systems Corzine’s budget proposal is at best, dis- one test, that one solo, that one date to will be a massive amount of layoffs and a will deteriorate and appointing. I expected greater actions of which we hastily apply the label “cau- great reduction in the number of classes (if so will the quality philanthropy from this democrat. His sup- tionary example” and hustle it off to the this budget is passed in June). This budget of graduates. As the port for the quality of educations is what deepest vaults of long-term memory, a proposal is completely preposterous and un- quality of graduates made Corzine governor, and I think he true sign of attempted salvage or, fail- necessary. (If Corzine wants to save money worsens so will our has forgotten that. Not everyone can af- ing that, outright repression. Especially and reduce the defi cit, he should stop fo- image on the international ford attending the University of Chicago poignant for the departing senior, then, cusing on the most vulnerable targets such stage. Education is an essential part of suc- Business School. Some of us aren’t as is the fact that these mental might-have- as colleges and start focusing on taking out ceeding in the world and Corzine obviously rich and rely on the state aid given to col- beens gain palpable weight once the fu- money from their own incomes.) Colleges does not want New Jersey students to succeed. leges and universities. Corzine, don’t pass ture is considered. Wouldn’t that perfect need this money to help pay for merit schol- Another issue that has risen is state aid to this budget; more importantly, don’t deny SAT have been nice, after all? Mightn’t arships and to pay for the income of their private schools. Colleges such as TCNJ will us the opportunity to pursue our dreams. a few notches up the grade point scale have come in handy? Even our Ivy- Political Columnist: bound have met the rejection letter, the Daniel Ma second-guess’s grimmest manifestation. Stemming The Immigration Tide And for those among us disinclined to As the weather heats up in Washington, so each year, bringing with them not only crime the most vibrant melting pots in the country, measure success in terms of grades, still do the tempers. The mercury is rising quickly or drugs, but also culture and useful labor. and I personally would not trade that for any- the “what if ” is inescapable. The park- on the issue of immigration, which is shap- Of the simpler proposals for stemming the thing. Edison is also a place that constantly ing ticket, the too-hard party, the cut slip ing up to be the make or break issue of the illegal tide, a two thousand mile long wall (for reminds us that we are all immigrants from – those with too many regret them, and coming political season. Yet, in such a heated the visually inclined, this is half the length of somewhere. Whether fi rst generation or even those with none at all can only be left debate, it is easy to make rash decisions, much the Great Wall of China) could handle the Mayfl ower descendant, we have all come to to wonder what sort of fun they missed. to the nation’s peril. It is not easy for the problem. But when the government’s best this country seeking basically the same thing. So regret, like senioritis, is a fact. So United States to both play its role as a world idea for a complex issue is a massive building The fundamental problem, I think, is that too it is certain that most of us do not power while at the same time being a haven project, people are bound to be dissatisfi ed. unrestricted waves of immigration threaten remember the time before we were in for people from all around the globe, but it And angry they are. Polls indicate an national security and perhaps even national school, and what fragments we have is a juggling act that Congress must manage. abysmal approval rating for Congress, with identity. National pride is necessarily an im- consist hazily of juice boxes and build- Though not a new issue by any means, im- a lower number on the specifi c question portant thing, but should one not be most ing blocks. It is safe to conclude, then, migration has been thrust to the forefront of of immigration. Furthermore, the issue proud of the country in which he chose to that what we can easily recall of our lives national politics. If you don’t believe it, ask brings to light many concerns that have live, which he endeavored to enter? One must has ended, and depending on the regret/ one of the tens above all respect the laws of a country not regret fi nal score, this may be good of thousands of if he is to respect that country and the or bad. So too may we conclude that, demonstrators opportunity it affords him. Further, for us, spring, despite whatever conno- on Capitol Hill, someone who is here illegally offers tations of rebirth most may entertain shouting, “Let little more than an employable set of about it, has never been about re-cre- my people stay!” hands. What can a person who must ation so long as the following summer Politicians from live constantly in the shadows offer was “vacation” and September was that John McCain to the country? Not culture, which he year-beginning dread. That was a calen- Ted Kennedy will be afraid to express. Not a voice, dar cycle, and as I have said, this end of are daily making which he will not be permitted to ours has nothing to do with calendars. the talk show raise. Not a participant in a democra- In that sense, this is the last spring rounds, and cy, from which law must exclude him. of even remotely that sort. We still have CNN, Fox News, We must allow immigrants with summer break, for the most part, some and Time Maga- valuable skills visas to work and en- things being just too precious to part zine are whipping hance our society, and we must also with easily. But as for September, who up enthusiasm increase security. We must not waste knows? If inevitably I must address this about the issue time entertaining absurd notions of insidious senioritis after all, let me say even further. deporting eleven million people. But that when next you see it, give the ben- Yet at its core we must stop new illegal immigrants efi t of the doubt. The seniors have been this is a human from coming, and make sure that given one last spring before they must issue and not a legal immigrants are integrated into change themselves entirely, with no clear political frenzy, Protestors stand outside with signs rallying against the stream- the political process, where they can memory to follow as a guide, with the and should be ing of illegal immigrants into the United States. love America and love their freedom. wonder of, after a full-quarter life, what treated as such. The fact remains that illegal might have been. For six hundred of Let us consider the facts. There are eleven little to do with a person’s ethnicity, such immigration is, for any protest, still il- us, the last spring of children has come. million illegal immigrants already living, and as wage depression and certainly security. legal. It is not impossible to maintain a And the new fall is hazier than juice for the most part working, in the United At the same time, however, we should nation of diversity, security, and great- boxes and building blocks ever were. States. Approximately a million more arrive look to our own town. We possess one of ness while still keeping our own laws. Jeremy Meisinger, staff 6 Opinion April 2006 April 2006 News 7 College Board blunders big, Mardi Gras brings scores small on the SAT a taste of French Michael Zhang that eventually led to the rescan- 375 students with incorrectly low ning of 1.5 million other tests from scores. All in all, exactly 4,111 out Each year, more than two mil- three different test dates. This te- of about 495,000 tests, compris- lion high school students world- dious process, conducted over the ing about 0.9 percent of the total culture to JP Stevens wide wake up early on a Saturday course of over two months, led to number of tests, were incorrectly travagant party. Ivy Shen morning to take arguably the most the detection of about 4,000 addi- given a lower score. Students who entered the caf- important test of their high school tional tests that deserved a higher Errors already exist in the his- Free Mardi Gras beads and eteria were greeted by sophomore career – the SAT. The test, created s c o r e. Then, tory books of the SAT. In 2002, masks adorned the entrance table, Luba Smolensky, who played the and administered by the Educa- there was a case in which over and soon enough, half the masks part of Jester for the night. At- tional Testing Service (ETS) and 8,000 scores were affected that were gone and the colorful beads tendees were able to take pictures sponsored by the College Board, prevented several hundred high were being swung around by at- with Luba the Jester before mak- has long been accepted as the school seniors in Minnesota from tendees of the event. The annual ing their way to the food tables. standard by which students can graduating. After that incident, Mardi Gras bash began. The week Many eyed the tables of food that measure their reasoning skills and Pearson Educational Measure- prior to the annual Mardi Gras cel- the French Club members had pre- compare them with others thou- ment, a company that handles ebration, members of French Al- pared. Four different pastas, fried sands of miles away. Required by the actual scanning of the tests, liance and French most American colleges and promised higher quality control, Honor Society constituting a big part of but four years later, this claim has met in small com- any college application, already been disproved. This time, mittees every day the SAT regularly sends according to Pearson, weather is to ensure that the shivers down spines and to blame. The northeast part of event would run students to various the United States had experienced smoothly. Pub- preparatory classes heavy rain on the morning of licity, Food, and by companies such the test, and apparently, the large Decorations were as Kaplan and the amount of moisture in the air had just a few of the Princeton Review. But, caused some answer sheets to ex- many committees on March 7, the Col- pand to the extent that some of that assembled lege Board unleashed the bubbles became misaligned and worked after a massive earthquake to and were subsequently incorrectly school, brain- the entire college admis- scanned. Pearson also tracked storming, paint- French Alliance Treasurer senior Hira Sabuhi sions process, announcing that o n down other possible sources of er- ing, cooking and carefully prepares the food for Mardi Gras. about 4,000 tests from the Octo- ror such as lightly shaded answers planning. In a ber administration of the SAT had and stray pencil marks. night of culinary experimentation rice, pies, and chocolate crepes been incorrectly scored lower, dev- M a r c h Unfortunately, College Board’s and triumph, the officers and sev- were featured and students took a astating students, enraging parents, 1 4 , College Board delivered blunder came at the worst possible eral members were able to produce seat to consume their heavily laden and frustrating colleges that had a nasty aftershock, revealing that a time for students and their colleg- trays of delectable food. When plates. But those who came were already made decisions on some batch of some 1,600 tests from the es. By the time the incorrect scores Tuesday arrived, the members warned not to get too full because of their applications. October administration had been had been discovered, many col- clambered around the cafeteria, soon after, the pie eating contest The problem was first discov- overlooked due to an entire host of leges had already made decisions. putting up streamers with Mardi was to begin. A limbo station was ered late last year, when two stu- reasons, among which were security With the scoring adjustment, all the Gras colors, hanging up masks set up as well, and students were dents asked that their tests be re- concerns. Regardless, a rescanning applications with affected scores around the room, and running last encouraged to test their flexibility scored, a service available through produced 18 additional incorrectly needed to be reconsidered, and ad- minute errands. After blowing up under the limbo bar. the College Board for a fee but that scored tests. Then again, on March missions officers all over the balloons and decorating the tables, With the current situation in is very rarely met with any success. 22, an additional 27,000 tests were every detail was attended to, and New Orleans, it was a miracle that The results showing that the two discovered to have missed the ini- SAT SCORING ERROR with a satisfactory nod from advi- Mardi Gras was able to continue tests had indeed been incorrectly tial rescoring, prompting another sor Madame Eileen Harkless, the in the Hurricane Katrina Disaster scanned set off a chain of events rescan which unveiled yet another Continued on Page 15 room was ready for that night’s ex- Zone. But, JP Stevens students did not let the situation affect them as they celebrated Fat Tuesday with The beat of Bhangra Night bends bodies their faces in whipped cream and pudding. The pie-eating contest began with a flourish as officers and blasts through cultural barriers whipped out trays of chocolate Sabira Lakhani North America and England in the offered students an opportunity Arjun Misra commented, “It was pudding and fluffy cream. Con- late 90’s. While setting up for the to dance, learn the complex but great to see people from differ- testants, with cheering friends in Walking into the darkened and night, sophomore Kanika Chan- exceptionally animated Bhangra ent ethnic backgrounds come to- the sidelines, nose-dived into their decorated room, students could see dra, a student with a Punjabi back- moves, and show off their incred- gether for one great cause!” Vice respective plates of pie. The spec- and feel the upbeat Bhangra mu- ground explained, “Like in most ible Bhangra skills. Students from President sophomore Trisha Bak- tators yelled shouts of encourage- sic flowing rhythmically through cultures and music in America, the JP Stevens and neighboring schools shi was pleased to see a diverse at- ment as the students attempted the floors. The heat and vivacity evolution of Bhangra occurred to could be seen dancing zealously tendance, but felt there could have to clean off the whip cream. Face of energized bodies engulfed the been increased participation from covered in chocolate, the winners room and transformed the mun- people of other backgrounds that of the pie-eating contest enjoyed dane JP Stevens cafeteria into a would have enjoyed the event. “I glory as they wiped away the choc- spirited dance floor. On April 1, JP hope next year, if we do this event olate smeared on their faces. With Stevens Key Club hosted its first again, that more non-South Asians demands for more than one round, ever Bhangra Night, and for four come to get a feel for a bit of the not enough crowns were available intense and entertaining hours, the Punjabi, Indian culture.” Club ad- to award the four winners of the pulsed event and endless music had visor Mr. Louis Andreuzzi echoed Pie Eating Contest Mardi Gras everyone enjoying Bhangra. Misra’s comments. “The music was King and Queen; thus, senior Jas- The event organized by Key high energy and the dancing was deep Singh was made honorary Club was a huge success, with over incredible. And the lemonade was King of Mardi Gras. 200 students in attendance. The outstanding as well!” The pie eating contest began night, while mainly intended as a The participants had only to simmer down, but the festivi- night of dancing to Bhangra and positive comments for the event. ties were far from over. The DJ an occasion to widen JP Stevens’ Sophomore Sahil Sharma said, “It finished setting up and soon, mu- cultural horizons, was also a mon- was a lot of fun. If Bhangra Night sic blasted through the room and etary achievement for Alex’s Lem- happens next year, I would go, and everyone hit the dance floor. For onade Stand, a pediatric cancer re- Seniors Swati Agarwal and Nikita Ganatra pose for a pic- I would most certainly encourage nearly two hours, the attendants of search initiative. ture at the first ever Bhangra Night hosted by Key Club. more people to come to share the the event jammed to the music and Bhangra is a style of dancing energy of the night.” enjoyed the celebration. Nearly ev- and also a genre of Indian music appease the younger generations. with a variety of new dance steps. Whether or not Bhangra Night eryone – from the stuffed pie eat- that originated in Punjab, India. The music allows people to feel The modern music appealed to the will occur next year will be the fo- ers to the frazzled yet excited offi- The basic beat is always provided their Punjabi heritage or to enjoy diverse crowd that attended this cus of a new Key Club Executive cers to the DJ himself – joined the by an Indian drum called a dhol. the traditional style with a twist of South-Asian focused event, and Board, but the exhausted yet cheer- dance floor party. This traditional music evolved into modernity that they can relate to.” there was significant participation ful faces of all attendees were evi- After all, as they say in New Or- a blend of Bhangra and beats of The music for the evening was from a variety of ethnicities. dence enough that Bhangra Night leans, “Lassiez les bon temps roul- pop, hip-hop, R&B and reggae in provided by Jal Entertainment, and Key Club President, Senior was a blast. er!” or “Let the good times roll!” 8 News April 2006 The Wiz creates magic onstage Suhavi Tucker the aisles on skates onto the stage took time to get used to, I enjoyed sophomore Shelly to capture the four friends. The every moment of the rehearsals.” Procida. From the The opening night of the audience appreciated the creativ- Even on Saturdays, cast and crew- musical, members spring musical “The Wiz” boasted ity of the scene. The omnipotent members sacrificed their free time gained experience, a full house and a standing ovation. Evillene was soon destroyed, liber- for construction to build a set for relationships, and Children, adults, and the elderly ating all the slaves under her pow- the musical. Looking back on the inside jokes that bustled into the auditorium. They er. Walking out of the auditorium, final product, many students agree would leave an im- were all curious to see “The Wiz” spectators gave their best impres- that it was worth the trouble. Di- print on their high because it added a modern twist to sions of the Witch’s voice. rector Ms. Darlene Rich insisted on school memories. the Disney classic “The Wizard of Tremendous effort went into professional behavior. With dedi- When Dorothy Oz.” As Dorothy, played by junior making this successful spring pro- cation, students were able to juggle clicked her heels Jennifer Terkowitz, flew away in a duction. Tangled in a busy mess their after-school activities with three times to get The cast and crew of The Wiz work to- dwindling tornado, the audience of homework, chores, and work rehearsals. Thus, each member of back to Kansas, gether to create the set for the play. went with her and was lost in an- students struggled to find time for the cast performed splendidly on she left a part of other world—Oz. Catchy songs the practices. Sophomore Jennifer all three nights of the production. herself in Oz with her new friends. hands, and sang “Everybody Re- like “Ease on Down the Road” and Wang, said “Although it was my “If I were given a second chance, On closing night, all of the cast joice,” leaving a piece of their en- “Everybody Rejoice,” left the audi- first production and the schedules I would definitely do it again,” said and crew gathered on stage, held thusiasm with the audience. ence humming tunes and dancing in their seats. Little “munchkins” scurried across the stage with up- Band students find sun and fun at Disney beat dance moves and cheerful mel- odies. The principle dancers grace- Dan Ma Florida sun. The next evening, students ar- ever, did not get much of a chance fully stayed in unison down to the After packing their luggage on rived and stayed at the All-Star to enjoy their resort. Wake-up calls right pas in their dance sequences. On the night of April 5, the the bus, the students quickly made Music Resort. The rooms were Three dance captains chasséd to JP Stevens Band and color guard their way onto the coach buses. not huge, but they were comfort- BAND TRIP the catchy theme song on cue each gathered in front of the school. Then, the students began their able. There was a pool nearby and time Dorothy took a trip down the Spring Break was here, at least for journey southward. During the decent service. The students, how- Continued on Page 15 yellow brick road. On Dorothy’s the musicians. While other students long bus ride, there was an abun- journey to Emerald City, she met anxiously waited for Thursday and dance of food. A seemingly endless three friends: Scarecrow, played by Friday to pass by, the members of supply of nourishment was con- DEN attracts gamers senior Ryan Kaczynski, Tinman, the JP Stevens Band could barely stantly heaped upon the students Dan Chang fested itself in the form of a Super played by junior John Pagtakhan, contain their excitement for the in the form of buffets. This led to Smash Brothers tournament. and Lion, played by junior Don- On March 3, JP Stevens saw its No less competitive, the stu- ald Bender. The story of a lost girl first ever Digital Entertainment dents in the Playstation room next from Kansas, a Scarecrow without Night (DEN). This new event was door enjoyed a different assort- brains, a Tinman searching for a inspired and put into action by the ment of games from Star Wars heart, and a Lion lacking courage collective passions and efforts of games to Tekken. Further down captivated the audience with quirky the hard-working and productive the hall, gamers were welcomed dialogues, ensuing with laughter in Virtual Hawks Club. The attrac- by catchy tunes and rhythms in the the crowd. tions featured an assortment of the Dance Dance Revolution room. The Wiz made his grand ap- hottest video games and computer “DDR” was a primary attraction, pearance in the last scene before games, and the event attracted die- so popular that an entire room was intermission, “So You Wanted to hard fans, devotees, and gurus of reserved strictly for the throng of Meet the Wiz?” he asked Doro- electronic-based entertainment. dancers. To enhance the experience thy, Scarecrow, Tinman, and Lion. Originally meant to be held in (but not the air quality), the dancers Senior Daron Scott magnificently the school cafeteria, the Digital played without shoes and, in some captured the aura of an intimi- Entertainment Night was instead cases, without socks as well. dating wizard. “The Wiz” was his relocated to a number of class- On a low-key note, other stu- first, last, and only production, but rooms in the school. This change dents brought in desktop and lap- he received adulation for his great better served the attendees as vari- top computers and created a min- work. The four friends were later JP Stevens band members take a break to pose for a ous game consoles and games were iature LAN [Local Area Network) able to break the Wiz’s supreme photo in front of the globe in Disney World’s Epcot. designated to separate rooms. The party amongst themselves. These character after defeating Evillene, “Nintendo” room offered hits teens enjoyed games like Infanty, the Wicked Witch of the West. long-awaited trip to Disney World. the assumption that the Band di- like Super Smash Brothers Melee Warcraft III, and even Tetris. For Although she was the antago- The week had been stressful, with rectors and chaperones were carry- for the Gamecube console and others, the computers served to nist, Evillene reigned supreme major tests scheduled for every ing hordes of cash, or to the more its ancient but still much sported mimic “T.V. on demand” as the with her eerie, high-pitched cackle. class imaginable, and Band stu- likely conclusion, that Southern predecessor, Super Smash Broth- students watched their favorite Senior Michelle Samet, who played dents receiving the heaviest burden food was quite inexpensive, as all ers for the Nintendo64. Locked in movies on the computers. Super- the Wicked Witch of the West, had as that they would be missing two their meals were south of the Ma- the heat of digital battle, players vising this LAN event were com- the audience’s toes curling as she entire days of school. But finally, son-Dixon line. There were some fought each other amidst the elec- puter gurus senior Patrick Liang threatened to imprison Dorothy JP Stevens Band students could complaints heard on the trip, but tronic war cries of their favorite and junior Andrey Zelenovsky. and her friends. She sent her “fly- drop the books and relax, for they none of them were about being characters. The competitive nature As the night drew on, famished ing monkeys” thundering down would soon all be under the warm fed inadequately. ultimately coalesced and mani- students refreshed themselves with pizza and soda. Junior Rich- ard Amara said, “Although you Students dance the night away for an important cause wouldn’t think gaming required Swati Agarwal Z100 glamour. Inside the cafeteria, Indian. The dances were judged by a gift card to the Looking Good a lot of energy, beating people in people danced, talked, and ate all a team led by Key Club President Spa and Salon and Z100 t-shirts Smash Bros. made me really hun- The cafeteria was dressed in night. Students were seen buying Arjun Misra. Senior Shari Silver and stickers. gry.” Whether physically drained purple, silver, white, and black one dollar raffles to win the Ryan stated, “It was amazing to see what As stated by Key Club Fund- from dancing or mentally spent balloons. Brilliant lights ran along Cabrera CD, scrubs from the Black the groups came up with in such a raising Head senior Sushma Tilani, from smashing, the attendees in- the wall, streamers dangled at the Eyed Peas, or a slow dance with short amount of time. The dances “Dance 2006 was an amazing event! termittently replenished them- doors, and a huge dance floor one of the many Key Club board were really creative and excellent.” To add, the support we received selves with food and drink. was cleared out. These were the members being auctioned off. All The night ended with an an- from the Edison Kiwani’s group Digital Entertainment Night preparations made for the annual of the money collected from these nouncement of the winners to the was very encouraging. Overall, was an overall success. Virtual Key Club Dance held on February raffles as well as the money raised three different raffles. The winner the event was a huge success and Hawk member junior Eric Hsu 25, 2006. This year, the Key Club from ticket sales were to be donat- of the Black Eyed Peas scrubs and an excellent fundraiser for Alex’s said, “I think it went well for its collaborated with New York’s Hit ed to Alex’s Lemonade Stand. This the winner of the Ryan Cabrera Lemonade Stand.” Misra was en- first time. We put a lot of time Music Station, Z100, to sponsor organization, started by a young CD were announced first. After- thralled with the turnout. He said, and energy into hosting this and the event. Z100 sent several prizes girl named Alex who was diag- wards the winners of the raffled “I am very happy with the amount I think our efforts were rewarded to give out at the dance, including nosed with neuroblastoma cancer dances were announced; the DJ of work our board has put into this with an amazing turnout.” Virtual raffles signed by the Black Eyed at the age of one, raises money for began playing slow songs for the dance. Thanks to all the hard work Hawks director Liang said, “Digi- Peas, and an autographed Ryan pediatric cancer research. couples and the winners of the raf- and dedication, this event was the tal Entertainment Night was ev- Cabrera CD. Well into the night, the group fle. Key Club Secretary Divya Sonti best in years and the amount of erything we hoped it would be. It The event began at 6 pm and dance competition began. Groups and board member junior Farah money we raised surpassed our was a huge success and we expect more than 300 people attended, with two to six members signed Noorani chose senior Barbara initial set goal.” “An outstanding the same turnout next time.” With ranging from Key Club’s members up and were given a couple of Skurzynski and her boyfriend, se- event,” exclaimed club advisor Mr. positive turnout and positive feed- to JP Stevens students to students minutes to pick a song and cho- nior William Woodard, as the cut- Louis Andreuzzi. Thanks to every- back, DEN may well be on its way from other schools all wanting reograph a dance. Dances ranged est couple. Aside from the prizes one who helped make this event a to immortalizing itself as an annual a taste of JP Stevens spirit and from break dancing to western to aforementioned, students also won huge success. tradition at JP Stevens. April 2006 Features 9 TERRIFIC JOBS FOR TEENAG High school may seem like a carefree working at a clothing store at the Helping Myself or Humanity? time when kids can spend their days with mall. This is excellent for those who their friends, free of worries about cash regard the mall as a second home; Anuradha Korada ready busy lives, especially since volunteer- and expenses. However, this “idyllic” time it allows students to work in an en- ing does not provide a monetary reward. is much more complicated. With expendi- vironment that is comfortable for It is not uncommon for teenagers to take Jobs, on the other hand, allow students to tures going up, kids are often forced to face them. A big perk is that you will usu- up volunteering or working during their better understand what to expect when they the reality that their parents do not have a ally receive an employee discount; spare time. Such work gives these teenag- start their careers. Teenagers can become ac- limitless amount of cash, ready for their therefore, if you work at one of ers a sense of satisfaction and achievement, customed to a work environment and learn disposal. Whether it is to save up for a new your favorite stores, shopping there because they have contributed to the com- to cooperate with their colleagues. Jobs car, get a jumpstart on paying for college, would be more affordable. munity. In addition, volunteering and work come with greater responsibilities because or merely to be able to buy a pair of brand Lastly, working at the office of a experience looks impressive to colleges be- the stakes are always higher when money new Nikes, more high school students have professional, such as a lawyer or a cause they serve as concrete proof that the is involved. For instance, no employer will been getting jobs. However, not all jobs doctor, can provide a myriad of op- applicant is dependable and responsible, de- appreciate a lazy worker, especially since are suited for today’s teens. Here are some portunities as well. The pay is gen- spite having many obligations at home and the employee is getting paid. On the bright of the best jobs for teenagers who are just erally good for these jobs and the side, jobs give teenagers the opportunity to school. However, an inevitable question is starting to venture out into the workplace. atmosphere is very professional, giv- which is a better choice–devoting one’s time earn their own money, which will help them Tutoring a younger student can be ing you a glimpse into what a work- and resources to earn a paycheck or helping learn the value of a dollar. Students will be profitable as well as rewarding. If you are place is like. In addition, you can ex- the community without pay? content knowing that they can take care of knowledgeable about a certain subject, you plore career options while working Let’s first analyze the benefits of volun- themselves and not have to depend on their can ask neighbors or friends if they know by observing professionals go about teering. Although it does not offer financial parents. This independence, coupled with any young kids who need help with their their day. If you decide that the field gains, volunteering has its advantages. Teen- the life lessons that will be learned in finan- schoolwork. Once you find a student, you intrigues you, there are often more agers can learn valuable lessons through cial management, will prove extremely use- should first have a free sample session to opportunities for you to find out in- community service and they can reap a ful once the time comes to move out into see if you and the student are both com- depth about related jobs. priceless reward from this self-sacrifice: the the world after high school. fortable with the teaching conditions. Af- With these suggestions in hand, knowledge that they have made a difference Ultimately, it is not a question of which simply because they cared enough to do so. is better, as much as it is a question of what terwards, arrange a regular schedule to you can go to your nearest store and Volunteering also offers students a chance to students want and expect to gain. Jobs will meet with the child. This job is especially pick up an application. In addition to become better acquainted with professions help students financially, but volunteering great for those with busy schedules, for it the obvious benefit of having more that they may be interested in. Someone who provides them with a satisfying sense of allows one to control what days and times cash to spend or save, there are defi- ERS is interested in medicine can gain experi- accomplishment. Teenagers must choose to work. Additionally, tutoring a younger nitely countless other rewards and ence by volunteering at a hospital. However, wisely so that they will be happy with their student and seeing them improve and flour- satisfactions to having a job. ish can be extremely self-gratifying. teenagers must decide if such volunteering decision. After all, either option is prefer- Features Staff opportunities are worth pursuing in their al- able to being a lazy couch potato. Another great option for students is The 411 on Jobs There comes a time in your life when your situation is even worse when you work mul- parents tell you to start earning your keep tiple days a week. Without a doubt, working in the house. They’re not just asking you to at a job will eat away the few precious hours do random and seemingly pointless chores of leisure that you have. around the house. Instead, your parents want Nonetheless, working will do two use- you to find a job so that they won’t have to ful things for you: it will show that you are pay for expensive cell phone bills, iPods, and responsible and it will help you earn some everything else that the average teenager has. valuable “dough.” When you show that you Your parents don’t want you to work just be- are able to balance both school and work cause they are tired of paying for unneces- at the same time, it shows your dedication sary accessories; they also want you to and ability to juggle multiple tasks. You learn about the importance of respon- are no longer the demanding child; you sibility. However, when your parents are now an independent young adult, tell you that they want you to get a job, to some degree. Your parents would you’re probably thinking about the have more respect for you because they money you’ll be raking in with ease. would appre- ciate your efforts to Trust me–it’s not that easy. contribute money. Maybe it I am currently a junior who has could even bring to prepare for the SATs, study for you closer to your various tests and quizzes, and fight parents. However, I the symptoms of junioritis at the know the incentive for same time. In addition to this inordi- most teenagers to get a nate amount of studying, I recently job is that they will earn got a job. I only work once a week money. Having your for three and a half hours, dealing own stash of spend- with little kids. I thought it would ing money is a major be easy, but unfortunately it hasn’t benefit because you been that way. Having a job no longer have to go is much harder than through the arduous it looks, especially process of begging when you have so your parents to buy much schoolwork to finish once something for you; you you come home from work. can buy it yourself. One of the unpleasant consequences that Ultimately, the decision comes with having a job is that you have to to get a job is not a decision that should juggle your schedule around the hours you be taken lightly. You should consider how work. Say you work on Fridays, starting from a job would benefit you and how it would the afternoon until evening. This means you make your life more complicated. You will can no longer hang out with your friends on be more stressed out. You will have less Friday nights because you will most likely be time for yourself but at least you will have drained from a week of school and then a more money. For me, my job has changed day at work. You think to yourself: it’s okay me in a few ways. I am not yet sure if the if Friday night is extremely hectic, because change is for the better, but I currently just you have two more days to have fun. What have dollar signs in my eyes. about homework, projects, and tests? You can’t leave everything to study hall on Mon- Shuparna Kareem day, especially if Monday is your lab day. The 10 Features April 2006 Hall of Honor 2006 Inductees

George Achaves is currently the Director of Coun- try Programming in Nashville at the large radio station, Westwood One. He also directs and super- vises the production of CMT’s Country Countdown USA, Country Cutting Edge, America’s Grand Ole Opry Weekend, and Country Six Pack specials. In addition to being a former Associate Producer for National Public Radio, he was formerly the Senior Producer of Westwood One. He was also an Op- erations Director of WBGO-FM, which is New George Achaves ‘71 Jersey’s first public radio station.

Honorable Barbara Parker Hervey ‘71 Alan Chesnovitz is currently a trumpet and flugel- horn player for the Late Show with David Letterman. In the past, he had performed with Bon Jovi at the 1989 Presidential Inauguration with Tower of Power. He also played at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Inductions with Dave Edmunds and Howard Carpenter. During John Lennon’s 50th birthday celebration, he was there playing his in- strument along with the Cadets of Bergen County, Robert Cray Shame & Sin. He performed at the 1996 Olympic ceremonies and at the Concert for NY in 2002. At one time, he recorded and ap- peared with SPYRO GYRA, Debbie Gibson, John Mellencap, Tom Petty, B.B. King, and many other Alan Chesnovitz ‘79 world-renowned artists. David Moskowitz ‘80 Dr. David Goldfarb is the Chief of Otolaryngology- Head and Neck Surgery at the University Medical Center of Princeton. At Thomas Jefferson University Hospital, he is the Chief Instructor of Otolaryngology. His other accomplishments include being the inventor and medical patent holder of the laryngeal pacemaker along with being a Fellow of the American College of Surgeons. He is par- ticipating in the American Academy of Otolaryngology- Head and Neck Surgery. Dr. Goldfarb has been published in his specialized field of otolaryngology and has lectured at various hospitals. He also volunteers with the clinic at University Medical Center and actively works with Anchor Dr. David Goldfarb D.O., F.A.C.S. ‘78 House Homeless Shelter in Trenton, New Jersey. David Padrusch ‘88

Lieutenant Colonel Steven F. Greco is currently a pilot for American Airlines and he is based at Logan International Airport in Boston, Massa- chusetts. Furthermore, he is the Commander of the 133rd Air Refueling Squadron of the New Hampshire National Guard. Lt. Col. Greco and his squadron have participated in in-flight refuel- ing operations for Operation NOBLE EAGLE and the Global War on Terror. Also, they recent- ly joined in the efforts of providing relief for those devastated by Hurricane Katrina. He was deployed to Qatar, Turkey and spent this past Lieutenant Colonel Steven F. Greco winter in Guam. ‘75 David Papi ‘67 April 2006 Features 11 Hall of Honor 2006 Inductees

Honorable Barbara Parker Seth Pollack is an Associ- Hervey is an elected Justice of ate Professor of Psychology, the Court of the Appeals of Psychiatry and Pediatrics at the Texas. Previously, she dedi- University of Wisonsin at Madi- catedly served as an assistant son. As an investigator in the district attorney for Bexar Social and Affective Processes County. As a member of the Unity at the Weisman Center Appellate Court, she nobly for Human Development at the sided and rallied with the ma- University of Wisconsin, he has jority to allow child witnesses, published over thirteen works, when they are too traumatized including a work in the Observer, to testify in court, to testify via entitled Understanding Emotion closed circuit television. in Abused Children. He is on the Honorable Barbara Parker Hervey ‘71 Editorial Boards of Emotion, Seth Pollack ‘84 Developmental Psychology and Devel- David Moskowitz is the Senior Vice opment & Psychopathology. President in EcolSciences, Inc. and has conducted over 4,000 environ- mental studies for the government A community activist, John H. Richardson and private industry. In addition to serves as a minister at the Mt. Zion Church being a qualified expert by the Supe- and recreation leader at the Minnie B. Veal rior Court of NJ, he has published Community Center. Not only is he the over two dozen papers on wildlife, founder and host director of S.H.A.R.E. wetland, and threatened and endan- of Potters Crossing, but also he founded gered species. For his work, he re- the North Edison Civic Improvement As- ceived the 2004 Environmental Qual- sociation. Richardson was named “Edison ity Award from the E.P.A., the 2005 Chamber of Commerce 2000 Man of the NJ Environmental Excellence Award, Year” and he received multiple recognition and the 2005 Recreation and Park citations for his dedication to Edison from David Moskowitz ‘80 Advisory Board of East Brunswick. the Edison Township Municipal Council, the NJ State Assembly, and the Metuchen- John H. Richardson ‘68 Edison Historical Society. David Padrusch works as the writer, producer, and director of over thirty documentary television programs Founder of community movements such as for the History Channel, Discovery the Edison Greenways group, the Edison Health Channel and NOVA, includ- Open Space campaign, and the Edison Tree ing the Emmy-nominated informa- Fund, Walter R. Stochel is an important asset tive special, “Mysteries of the Sea.” to the community. He was also the organizer He produced a film series updating of the campaign to save Oak Tree Pond and science teachers on new discoveries he headed the Edison Greeways Coalition. In and technology. He also produced a addition to being a board member and then rescue video for the Massachusetts becoming president of the Metuchen-Edison Mounted Search and Rescue. Historical Society, Stochel was a member on the Board of Trustees and was the chairman of the Edison Wetlands Association. Walter R. Stochel, Jr. ‘77 David Papi is the director of the Middlesex County Health Depart- ment and adjunct instructor at Scott Yardley has worked on a number of popu- Middlesex County College for Envi- lar magazines. Currently the creative director for ronmental Science and Bioterrorism. Ladies Home Journal, Yardley previously worked He formerly was a member of the as the art director for Good Housekeeping, Redbook Edison Town Council and is now and Lear’s Magazine. He was also an assistant a dedicated member of the Edison art director for Vogue, Glamour, Us, and Esquire Township Ethics Committee. He magazines. He consulted for various corpora- volunteers as a firefighter for the tions such as Sephora, Time Warner, Inc. and Raritan Engine Co. #2. He is also the Hearst Corporation. He also helped recreate on the Board of Directors of the the new Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval. Edison Sheltered Workshop. Scott Yardley ‘80 12 Features April 2006 The Review Page

his or her own atmosphere for the listener. His proposed catalyst for revolution, Maria Xia Seat yourself on a terrace in antique Spain in Huma Ali however, is controversial; he wants to “La soirée dans Grenade,” or take an excur- blow up the British Houses of Parliament. There is no doubt that there sion to cherry-blossom Japan in “Pagodes.” Set in the future, V for Vendetta is a rare Though the act is eerily reminiscent of a is some sort of universal appeal He has a very sentimental and evocative edge-of-your-seat thriller that still man- plot that might have been carried out by in music that is responsible for “Ballade” as well. ages to be refreshingly thought-provoking. Hamas or the like, V assures us that there the growth of a complex in- Of course classical music isn’t solely re- Though the film treads the familiar cin- is precise planning and careful thought to dustry and the development of served for the calm and the mellow. Ser- ematic soil of speculating on a totalitarian his actions. He says that Parliament is but a hundreds of different genres gei Rachmaninoff is famous for dramatic future, the film manages to portray it in a symbol and symbols are given power by the of music. Some current popular chords, dynamic sounds, and “hell’s wrath” way that is plausible and realistic. people. With enough people, genres of music include punk styles. His “Piano Concerto No. 3 in D mi- The film takes place in a time he says, blowing up a building rock, alternative, Broadway mu- nor, Op. 30” is hailed as the most difficult that we could be approaching: could drastically change the sicals, rap, R&B, and gospel; the piano concerto yet, and is perfect for any when fear is law and opposition world as we know it. list goes on and on. But what school-induced temper tantrum. is death. Amidst this silent com- The film has the stark under- about...classical music? Arguably one of the most enduring of all pliance arises V (Hugo Weaving). tones of works such as Fahrenheit While classical music doesn’t composers is Frédéric Chopin. His famous He is a revolutionary in every 451, The Matrix, and The Count quite have its sweeping fan base “Fantaisie-Impromptu, Op. 66” opens with sense of the word and after sav- of Monte Cristo; however, it is among teens today, it does have a dramatic flourish, settling into a beauti- ing Evey (Natalie Portman) from strikingly unique. Through the its hidden, but just as significant, ful melody. Chopin himself referred to his a band of ruthless thugs, she be- movie, there are many political benefits. For instance, did you “Etude in E Major, Op. 10 No. 3” (Tristesse) comes a reluctant accomplice and connotations; however, there know that statistics suggest that as one with a melody unequaled in beauty pawn in his elaborate scheme. are also themes of subjugation, classical music can improve aca- and grace by any of his other works. His V’s desires are simple; he political duty, and revolutionary demic performance? I once saw numerous nocturnes are melting, his etudes wants to restore Britain to what it was. He change present throughout the movie. The a “Baby Mozart” home video for impressive, his polonaises powerful. wants a country in which the people are not most recurrent theme throughout the film frenetic parents trying to boost Feeling nostalgic? I recommend afraid of their government and, instead, the is the notion that though people can die, an their toddler’s IQ. Schumann’s, “Op. 15, No. 7 Traumerei,” government is afraid of its people. In his idea cannot. This movie has action, adven- Regardless, I’ve come to value from “Scenes from Childhood.” Dark and efforts to reach the populace, he is labeled ture, and an incredibly intriguing plot. The classical music for its own sake. gloomy? Listen to Beethoven’s “‘Moonlight’ as a terrorist and the government struggles film seamlessly fuses a fast-paced thriller, I feel there’s a certain quality to Adagio” from “Sonata in C sharp Minor,” to capture him. political statement, and romance story to- music without words—a simple, or Chopin’s “Prelude 15, Op. 28.” Dreamy? Though V has the seemingly benevolent gether. Despite being based off a novel lingering melody that touches a Tune in to Debussy’s “Reverie.” Even if wish of giving the people their rights, his published in the 1980’s as a reaction to the certain inner chord and asks the you’re looking for something more mod- intentions are sometimes obscure. V pros- domestic policies of Prime Minister Mar- listener to attach his or her own ern, George Gershwin’s “Rhapsody in Blue” ecutes a vendetta against the government; garet Thatcher, it astonishingly manages to meaning to the piece. is quite wonderful. Take a risk. Instead of he will stop at nothing to get his revenge. relate perfectly to our current time. On a particularly mellow picking a popular song to upload on to your evening I could tune into some Ipod, try adding some classical music into M is for MASTERFUL

“Clair de Lune” by Claud De- your playlists next time. You will find that Another Startling Sopranos Season bussy, a flowing piece reminis- your choice will be rewarded. per, who was taken under the wing cent of moonlit waters on a still Try something that has been around for Riddhi Machchhar of superstar Da Lux. But as Da Lux night in July. Debussy is known centuries, though it remains quite obscure to is now shot, his record sales jump for his impressionism which is a the general population. You’ll find a world Nothing can describe the sixth season and Marvin is left out in the cold. of The Sopranos more eloquently than sharp, Bobby offers to shoot Marvin and Classical Music: Perfect for Every Mood Every for Perfect Music: Classical style where the composer creates of new and daring delights. on-target adjectives, such as stunning, real- is rejected at first. However, Marvin istic, and catchy. In the previous episodes, agrees later and ends up being shot Tony Soprano, the main character, is left in in the butt. box in the under-hostage bank. Somehow, a deep coma after he was accidentally shot While all of this is taking place, Michelle Chang the mayor allows White to become involved by his uncle. While he was in a coma, the Tony is setting up a deal with Phil, a with the police and she even enters the bank series breached the fine line between reality member of another mafia, to settle In Spike Lee’s latest thriller, Inside Man, to talk to Dalton. From this encounter, Fra- and the concept of a “higher power,” by in- out his final claims on the Barone a masked gang storms into the Wall Street zier pieces together that the robbers may troducing the Company. branch of the Manhattan Trust bank. After have intentions different from what was in- element of a Phil agrees they throw smoke bombs and order every- tially expected. Dark secrets from the past “higher con- to help one to remain flat on the floor, the police are are uncovered while Frazier researches and science.” As Tony and quickly alerted of the situation. For NYPD investigates clues to find out why exactly the Tony wakes his own detective Keith Frazier (Denzel Washington), masked men raided the bank. up from his boss (John- this burglary is not as much as an emergency; Inside Man is packed with first-rate per- coma, set to ny) get what instead it is a chance for him to eradicate a formances by Oscar-winning Denzel Wash- go in to sur- they need. few sore spots on his profile. Unbeknownst ington and Jodie Foster. Both deliver to the gery, he men- Johnny of- to Frazier, this case is much more than an screen convincing characters: Foster is re- tions that fers a deal ordinary bank robbery. served and tough with he does not that makes As the plot progress- an air of intelligence, feel quite like Tony vomit es, the audience sees while Washington is the himself. He and sends bits and pieces of the cross between a regular has still to Paulie and future through inter- street cop and Sherlock come to terms with the turbulent events he another guy to scare into Jason Bar- views of the hostages Holmes. Spike Lee cer- has lived through his subconscious self. one. Jason then tries to back out of after they have been tainly does his part as During the very same episode, Tony So- his plan to sell the Barone Sanitation released. In addition, director too. He brings prano is visited by two major evangelicals to Cinelli but is unsuccessful. Soon the movie is peppered to attention interesting and is affronted with the concept of a high- after a meeting with Jason, Jason’s with typical Spike Lee details and storylines er power again. Undecided, but not swayed mother goes to visit Tony–begging scenes involving racial, that do not relate to the into believing, Tony agrees to let them pray for Jason’s safety. Baffled, Tony So- sexual, and class hostil- center narrative. From for his safety during surgery. prano vows he would never do any- ity. At one point, a Sikh this, however, the mov- After Tony has been through surgery, Pau- thing to hurt Jason. hostage is thought to be ie also weakens. The au- lie, one of his people, brings in Jason Barone The evangelist, Bob Brewster, an Arab terrorist and is dience is left to process –the son of the company where Tony is the tries to sway Tony Soprano on to beaten while his turban a large amount of un- second highest paid employee. Jason’s father a more religious and “virtuous” is torn off his head. necessary information; has just passed away and he wants to sell the path but Tony refutes the proposal. Later, the criminal mas- it is so much that the company, but complications arise as he is Nonetheless, Tony tells Schwinn, termind Dalton Russell real central plot is not not aware of the corruption, politics, and another patient, that he is starting to (Clive Owen) says to revealed until late in the dealings that take place behind the scenes of believe in a higher plan made for all the camera, “Pay strict movie. The movie ends the company. Tony and Paulie advise Jason of us. Phil and Tony finally agree on attention to what I say a bit abruptly and may to wait before selling his dad’s business be- a deal in which Tony proclaims there because I choose my words carefully and I leave its viewers in a state of slight confu- fore anyone takes advantage of Jason. is enough for everyone to share. never repeat myself.” From this point on, sion. Nonetheless, the actors lend a hand to Meanwhile, Paulie visits his Aunt Dottie’s This riveting turn of events keeps the severity of this dangerous situation be- an otherwise poorly arranged script. There- death bed at the monastery and she reveals the viewer engrossed. The action is comes more apparent. fore, do not expect too much of Inside Man. startling news: Dottie is Paulie’s mother. fastpaced, yet it is not too fast for The bank chairman, Arthur Case (Chris- Simply put, it is a drawn-out film about an As Bobby, another man who is a part of us to comprehend the situation fully. topher Plummer) hires Madeline White affluent man and his dark secret that is soon Tony’s crew, is visiting at the hospital; he This Sopranos season promises to live (Jodie Foster) to retrieve a safety deposit to be revealed to the world. runs into Martin. Martin is an aspiring rap- up to its previous successes. April 2006 Features 13

…the four classes competed against each …most “You Know You Go To JP When” …but getting straight C’s during senior year other during the spring pep rally to see who examples are not actually unique to JP is a smudge on the window of the skyscrap- could be the quietest …experience shows you CANNOT: er that is your riveting senior life S e n i o r i t i s …they all won …1. put down “Pikachu” or “Furby” as your …you are embarrassed for the Mr. JPS con- …you didn’t hear that sophomores have name on an iFlurtz testants as they prance about the cafeteria Strikes Again more school spirit than seniors at Battle of …2. finish all of your sentences with “in ac- as cowboys I lack motivation. I’m a senior and it is the Teachers because you were too busy ex- cordance with the prophesy” without getting …you get extra credit in Psychology if you now officially springtime, which means two hibiting real school spirit: hugging and em- threatened with a referral undergo electroconvulsive shock therapy in things: my brain is no longer functioning, bracing classmates you hardly knew …3. say or do anything that makes you gig- front of the class and I don’t really care about school. That’s …you sweat more changing in the locker gle for more than 20 seconds …Calculus is nothing more than a really ad- right, folks–senioritis has claimed another room than from participating in gym class …4. get up and dance when your name is an- vanced art class victim. Since it is now April, the contagion …the captain of the school’s championship nounced over the loudspeaker during class …a biology room is its own ecosystem will spread exponentially slowly and will dodge ball team dressed like Pamela Ander- …5. Take a day off and expect the absence to …nobody quite knows what the deal is with surely infect all underclassmen eventually. son in Baywatch or Paris Hilton in…any- be excused on account of it being Microsoft “passing the budget”… The year is now more than halfway done, thing she’s ever appeared in Dancing Paperclip …but that doesn’t stop them from jumping which means that as long as you don’t …you forget a friend’s birthday and can’t Day on the bandwagon flunk all of your classes, your GPA is pretty use the excuse “Well it’s not like your birth- …you’re never too old for a trip to Disney much going to stay the same. Sorry, under- day was announced to the whole school or …you’ve eaten food in the cafeteria that can classmen; you still have to care a little, but something” melt through a HazMat suit you won’t in spite of the knowledge that …you take pilgrimages to Dunkin Donuts …your locker combo is the last thing on it could negatively affect your grades. The …you made discussion groups for “The Fla- your mind the first day of vacation and the sun will come out, and the days will get vor of Love” first thing on your mind the first day back longer. If you still have a sizeable amount …seriously, how did that New York girl …the track looks like a Jackson Pollack of unexcused absences, you will probably make it as far as she did? painting using…let’s just say “geese paint” experience many days of poor health. …girls have mastered the art of texting on …six students at a lunch table is a gather- Senior teachers tell all of their students their cell phones while pretending to be ing… not to fall prey to senioritis and to keep looking through their purses …but seven is a deadly fire hazard working hard, but they know that all we are ...World and European History courses re- …an impromptu English essay always turns hearing is, “BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, fuse to accredit Napoleon for his delicious, …6. success- fully peti- out better than one you can do a week in work.” Work? No, I don’t like work. I don’t three-flavored ice cream tion the Pythagorean Theorem because it is advance and take your sweet time with think I’m going to do that paper/home- …you’ve done things for extra credit that are “just a theorem” ...even AP kids get excited when they watch work or read that book. All of the things crazier than the stunts on “Fear Factor” …7. use this page to ask someone to prom, a steamroller paving the street that seemed incredibly important to you …you get extra credit in biology for submit- especially when it’s the principal …you read some of the funniest material in as an underclassman no longer matter. ting jokes like: “what did one cell say to its …you think to yourself “Where does one the world in Hawkeye… Your motto becomes: “I’ve been accepted neighbor in the hypotonic solution--Is that put a senior parking pass on a motorcycle?” …not the stuff written in originally, but the into college. I’m done.” This is when I re- turgor pressure or are you just happy to see …having other students go to the same col- stuff that readers wrote in to make fun of it ally start to pity senior teachers (well, the me?” and “what did the animal cell say to the lege you will either excites you because it around the original articles and comics ones that I like) because they are power- other during cytokinesis?--Nice Cleavage” means people you know will be there… ...... some of the Mr. JPS contestants were less against the raging apathy and general …Sudoku has surpassed graphing calculator …or it makes you feel unoriginal because so musically talented that the overmatched laziness of senioritis. They continue to as- games as the “thing to do” during classes people you know will be there technical people could only try in vain to sign homework and papers, but know that …popularity is directly proportional to num- …the weight room apparently only works capture the audio they will inevitably receive work of inferior ber of MySpace friends during the colder marking periods quality. Once the prize of college admis- …class sizes mysteriously shrink on test …getting straight C’s during freshman year Eric Finkelstein, YKYG columnist sion has been attained, all motivation be- days is devastating… Kevin Little, YKYG columnist comes conserved for college. Honors kids who used to cry at the sight of anything Blast from the Past: Can you recognize the Hall of lower than an A- are now getting C’s and shrugging their shoulders nonchalantly. Honor inductees from their high school pictures? The problem is that we no longer have to do anything except the bare minimum. So, 1 2 3 4 that’s what we do. Certain teachers will try to retain their high academic principles, but these principles will eventually be de- feated. At this point in the year, expect- ing a mind-blowing presentation or essay is like cold fusion: possible in theory, but highly unlikely in reality. That’s right teach- ers: ABANDON ALL YE HOPE FOR THE SUN HAS RETURNED. Some senior or underclassman reading this might be thinking: that’s not me. Well, congratulations. You have successfully avoided senioritis! While the rest of us are 5 6 7 8 at the beach soaking up the sun, you will be at home doing work, wondering where everyone else went. I applaud you, valiant student, for your undying dedication. However, the rest of the student popula- tion afflicted with senioritis is somewhat mad that you’re making them look bad, causing teachers to lecture us on the finer points of consistency and responsibility. But I don’t mind the lectures because I come fully equipped with a mute button.

Warning: Be aware that senioritis is highly 9 10 11 12 contagious. Know the following symp- toms and protect yourself. 1. Sloth 2. Drastically shortened attention span 3. Lack of focus 4. Repeated use of the phrase “I just don’t care” 5: Spike in absences usually related to due dates. Katherine Jamison

Features Columnist 1. Moskowitz; 2. Greco; 3. Papi; 4. Richardson; 5. Hervey; 6. Goldfarb; 7. Chesnovitz 8. Pollack; 9. Stochel, Jr.; 10. Yardley; 11. Padrusch; 12. Achaves 12. Padrusch; 11. Yardley; 10. Jr.; Stochel, 9. Pollack; 8. Chesnovitz 7. Goldfarb; 6. Hervey; 5. Richardson; 4. Papi; 3. Greco; 2. Moskowitz; 1. 14 News April 2006 Bidders A chapter unfinished: Serbia’s martyr battle at Si- and butcher escapes final judgment lent Auction Eric Liu He launched a flurry of conflicts ing the war was named Vukovar. conflicts directed by Milosevic known as the Yugoslav Wars to try It was valiantly defended by the continue to be relived even today. Sophia Fu When the former President of to preserve the fragmented region. 204th Vukovar Brigade which was Only several months ago, a video Serbia, Slobodan Milosevic, died Few may recall or list the Yugoslav surrounded by an overwhelming tape showing the murder of un- The electric charge of excite- unexpectedly on March 11, 2006, Wars that were sparked by Milos- number of Serbian troops and armed civilians by Serbian forces ment permeated a frenzied prep- those who knew of him and his evic as significant. However, his- artillery pieces. The defenders at in what has become known as the aration at JP Stevens. Several history could only watch with sheer tory may very well record them as Vukovar fought for 87 days with- “Srebrenica Massacre” was aired boxes were set up on the tables shock. Milosevic, who had become wars that could be characterized as out any assistance or supplies until on television. The video showed and these cartons held wonders a controversial figure due to his some of the bloodiest and most the city was completely decimated. the executions of only a few in- beyond belief. On March 17, JP questionable actions, was found to bitter conflicts waged on the conti- The battle resembled the struggle dividuals, while approximately Stevens held the annual Silent have died of a heart attack in his 8,000 Muslims were targeted for Auction in the cafeteria. The jail cell in the United Nations War genocide as a whole during the event proved to be a huge suc- Crimes Tribunal’s detention facil- Srebrenica Massacre. The callous cess, as well as a fun and profit- ity. Milosevic had been fighting and nonchalant attitude in which able evening for many students. for the past two years an array of Serbian soldiers carried out these As students filed into the caf- charges brought against him by the executions continues to leave an eteria, each received a door prize International Criminal Tribunal unpleasant mark on all sides of the number. Inside, “auctioning” tick- for the former Yugoslavia (ICTY). bitter conflict. ets could be bought for $5 per ev- The ICTY accused him of corrup- It is not hard to imagine that ery 25 tickets. The eager students tion, war crimes, and specifically a large amount of hatred towards placed as many tickets as they of perpetrating the calculated mass Milosevic had built up after the wanted inside the baskets marked murder of thousands of his own wars. The unexpected death of with items that caught their eyes, country’s innocent civilians. Milosevic to some was a great dis- which ranged from bids for the Milosevic rose to power as the appointment since his war crimes junior and senior proms to toy charismatic leader of his people trial had not been concluded. cash registers to waffle makers. who saw him as a stout man that Many felt that he had escaped a The most popular items to be could defend the rights of the punishment for his crimes during auctioned, however, were by far downtrodden. One of his most Slobodan Milosevic addresses his audience in this 1997 his Presidency. Yet, there are still the iPod Nano, the iPod Video, memorable and often admired acts photo, one of the better moments of his rollercoaster of a life. some who are sympathetic towards the iPod Shuffle, and the Sony of support for his people was when Milosevic since to them he had PSP. Such fantastic prizes awaited he addressed a Serbian crowd who nent of Europe after World War II. decades ago in Stalingrad, only this risen to power by fighting for the the few lucky people who would were gathered to protest against Milosevic in an attempt to preserve time the defenders were defeated. rights of his people. Ironically, he win them. police brutality. Milosevic spoke to his empire, which was dubbed The Croatian population within betrayed many of the people on Matching the amazing prizes his people, “No one has the right the “Greater Serbia,” waged war the city surrendered to Serbian whose behalf he had fought for of the Silent Auction was the to beat you! No one will ever beat against Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia forces seeing that there was no and garnered support from into delicious food provided. An ar- you again!” In a region that was and Kosovo, factions attempting possible way to continue fighting. fierce conflict. ray of eye-watering desserts was still dominated by the ideologies of to secede and become sovereign However, the aftermath that fol- To some people, Milosevic’s ac- set up along the side of the caf- Communism and strict control over nations. He was largely unsuc- lowed paralleled the horror of the tions were that of an uncivilized eteria, which were available free the people; Milosevic’s criticism of cessful and was defeated in these battle itself. Stories of surrendering butcher and to many others, the of charge for attendees. Coffee, the government was revolutionary. conflicts, but he tore a bloody scar Vukovar civilians suffering torture, acts of an embattled man fighting brownies, doughnuts, and coffee He quickly rose through the ranks across the area. indiscriminate killings, and ram- in the best interests of his people. cakes were some of the best se- of government and usurped the The memories of the shriek- pant rape and abuse by Milosevic’s Now he rests entombed in his lections of refreshment. position of President of Serbia in ing rocketry and of the pounding army soon leaked to the media. hometown of Pozarevac, Serbia, After having their fill of great a few years. Milosevic had come to of artillery batteries that had lev- Accusations of entire columns of where thousands had attended snacks, people began to sit down power as the President of Serbia eled populated cities in Croatia and Croats being marched off into the his funeral. The final judgment on at the cafeteria tables. The hon- in an area that was deeply divided Bosnia remain a vivid reminder woods and shot by Serbian forces Milosevic must now be decided in orable Mr. Jonathan Miller, who with several new regions aspiring of Milosevic. One Croatian city surfaced after the war. the minds of his people and in the was assigned the worthy position for independence and autonomy. which suffered tremendously dur- The atrocities committed in hands of history. of host, called out the numbers of winning tickets, which were determined by a random raffle Jae Pak makes mark in JP Stevens history of each basket. Members of the George Xing Thanks. I was proud of my accom- subjects such as English and histo- is six because it appears in many of Student Council Executive Board Translated by James Lee plishment, as were my family, ry, there are often two or more the problems that I do. helped contribute to the success friends, and Calculus teach- answers to a particular prob- When did you start learning English? of the Silent Auction by helping er, Mr. Matthew Hrevnak. lem. In math, there is only When I was in Korea, English out Mr. Miller pass out the prizes At age 17, Jae Young Pak moved What was your reaction when one solution. Math also ex- classes weren’t offered, so when I to their respective winners. Ev- to the United States from Seoul, you learned that you had quali- ercises the mind. moved to the United States, I just ery so often, a door prize number Korea. One year later, he became fied? Where or from whom do you had to pick it up as I went along. would be called out, adding to the only the second person in JP Ste- I was more surprised than find your inspiration? How does school in Korea compare with thrill of the evening. vens history ever to qualify for the anything else. When I was Mainly my parents school here? In the end, students found United States of America Mathe- taking the AIME, I was and my friends. In Korea, you are expected to just the event enjoyable whether they matical Olympiad (USAMO). This more focused on solving Without them, I memorize formulas, while here, actually won something or not. prestigious competition is held an- the problems than thinking would not have suc- you have to apply them. However, Junior Ivy Shen described the nually for a select group of about about the USAMO. I wasn’t ceeded like I did. students in Korea are much more auction as “a fun night away from 300 high school expecting What are your goals competitive, and school is very the stresses and problems of the students who have to qualify, for the future? demanding, starting usually at 7 academic curriculum of high made it past the “When you’re working so it was I hope to become a am and lasting until 11 pm. Also, school.” Junior André Madlang- qualifying rounds on a problem, think a pleasant physicist someday. in Korea, I only had one elective bayan said, “Even though I didn’t of the American outside the box. Don’t surprise. Physics is like math, class, whereas at JP Stevens, I have get to win anything, I still man- Math Competi- completely accept what H o w except it’s applicable much more freedom. In addition, aged to have a really great time. tions (AMC) and you see in a textbook do you to everyday life. the students at my old school were The suspense of waiting for the the American In- as unconditionally true.” t h i n k What do you like to do much more competitive than those winners was so intense!” vitational Math- you did in your spare time? in JP Stevens. Student Council was able to ematics Examina- on the I enjoy math puzzles What adjectives would you use to describe raise a great deal of money from tion (AIME). On USA - (NOT Sudoku). My yourself? this event, thanks to the generos- April 18 and 19, Pak completed the MO? other hobbies include Chaotic and humble. ity of people who donated and grueling nine-hour long test, which It was difficult, to say photography, soccer, and Lastly, what advice do you have for other bid for items. As with all such consists of a total of six problems. the least. I might have video games. aspiring students wishing to follow in school events, the success of the He now shares his story and expe- gotten one or two right, Who is your favorite mathemati- your footsteps? Silent Auction was only made riences with Hawkeye news editor but I don’t know for cian? When you’re working on a prob- possible because people really George Xing. sure. My favorite mathematician lem, think outside the box. Don’t know to come out and support Congratulations on being only the second What about math- is Gauss. completely accept what you see in their school. And of course, win- person in the history of JP Stevens ever ematics interests What is your favorite number? a textbook as unconditionally true. ning prizes while they are at it to qualify for the USAMO! How do you you? If I had to pick, I would To do great things, you must be does not hurt. feel about that? In other say that my favorite number willing to bend the rules. April 2006 News 7 Red carpet greets students at Cotillion Jessica Ching the distribution of refreshments As is customary with the crowd, to exit along with and snacks nearby. As sophomore popular tunes were played, and al- the bright faces On March 10, more than 200 Kristie Kuo put it, “It was awe- most everyone could be seen danc- of those who at- JP Stevens’ students filed into the some – such a fun night! A lot of ing and having a great time on the tended. Congratu- school cafeteria for one of the work needed to be put into it, but it floor from 7 to 10 at night. Guests lations to all of most exciting events of the year: was all worth it in the end.” came with their own dates, wheth- those who helped the Winter Cotillion sponsored The success of the Winter er from JP Stevens or not, and ap- make the Cotillion by the sophomore and freshman Cotillion even overwhelmed that parently the publicity posters did a success. A warm class. The night was definitely one of the Homecoming Dance held not only attract sophomores and appreciation is also to remember. earlier this school year. The term freshmen to the dance. Quite a presented to the Nervous auctionees line up across the Months of planning were re- “Dress to Impress” was effective few juniors and seniors were seen Class of 2008 and cafeteria as the winners are announced. quired by the classes to make the in describing how everyone looked enjoying themselves on the dance 2009 officers, their night successful. The theme that that night. As a semi-formal dance, floor as well. advisors – Ms. Taryn Lennon, Mrs. for all their work and support. All was decided on, “Hollywood,” the ladies sported beautiful party Great reviews were given about Meredith Resner, Ms. Lisa Robak, the time and effort dedicated truly transformed the bland cafeteria dresses, and even the boys cleaned the Winter Cotillion, and beaming and Mr. Robert Feldman, and the paid off. Look forward to next into a wonderfully decorated ven- up fairly nicely. smiles and ecstatic laughter seemed entire JP Stevens administration year’s Winter Cotillion! ue. Bouquets of red, white, and black balloons adorned the walk- way and the tables. Stars of all dif- SAT Scoring Error, continued from page 7 ferent sizes embellished the cinder- country scrambled to take an- the call of some organizations scoring error, but those scores will that a senior somewhere did not block walls. And what is a school other look at the affected applica- against the use of standard- not be corrected. receive an acceptance from his dance without the fringe curtain tions. However, it may come as a ized testing, such as the National In New Jersey, schools varied in first choice college, not because he in the doorway? To match the comfort to know that 83 percent Center for Fair Open Testing, the number of affected cases, but was not qualified, but because of “Hollywood” theme, one red car- of the affected scores were only which threatened to sue the Col- JP Stevens, incidentally, was one a scoring error. The College Board pet greeted guests as they walked off by ten to forty points, which lege Board for the havoc it has of the most severely affected ones, has lost its credibility and now fac- into the lobby and made their way had little or no impact on the wreaked. However, lawsuit or no with 17 incorrectly scored tests. es an onslaught from all sides. And, down to the room, while another applications – the 200 students lawsuit, there are some things that Junior Jiawen Wu said, “Receiv- was made for visitors to walk on whose scores were lower by more simply cannot be changed. For ing twenty extra points on my test just as they entered the newly be- than 100 points and the 16 whose example, many students use their was like getting free food. College “It is good that decked cafeteria. scores were off by 200 to 400 SAT scores as a guide when decid- Board even refunded the registra- the College Board Many choices also had to be points were not as lucky. The con- ing where to apply, and the College tion fee!” Others were less satisfied eventually spotted made concerning the “Boy and sequences proved different at dif- Board, by lowering their test score, with the scoring error. Senior Oliv- Girl Raffle,” in which juniors ferent colleges. Harvard reported lowered their hopes accordingly. ia Zhao, whose score was adversely the mistake, but and seniors were raffled off for that only about 50 of its 23,000 Now these same students are find- affected by 200 points, said, “With the damage has one slow dance during the night. applicants would be reevaluated, ing out that their SAT scores were, my real score, I would have applied Among those raffled off were se- adding that “no student’s admis- in fact, high enough. Also, since to more competitive colleges. It is been done [...] the niors Brittany Orlando, Lauren Se- sion decision has been, or will be, the applicant pool was somewhat good that the College Board even- discovery came idman, Brian Shea, Andrew Tuch- affected by those scoring errors.” weakened by the lower SAT scores, tually spotted the mistake, but the too little, too late.” feld, Stuart Grady and Sam Park as At the University of Vermont, some students gained an unfair damage has been done. The past well as juniors Brittany Mullings over a hundred applicants needed advantage in admission, possibly cannot be changed; the discovery and Reema Shah. Potential suitors reconsidering. One applicant who earning an acceptance when they came too little, too late.” had to pay a dollar for one ticket had been previously been denied really should not have. Still others, Regardless of the explanations all high school students across the to place in the plate of that spe- was now accepted, while three oth- a number College Board claims is and the registration fee refund for country will hesitate and think cial someone. The sophomore and ers moved up a scholarship level. “substantially fewer than 4,000,” those affected by the mistake, the twice before accepting the number freshman class officers aided in The incident also invigorated received higher scores due to the damage has been done. It may be they see as their scores. Band Trip, contin- Fierce campaigning marks SC Elections Tiffany Peng once I started the speech, I felt the results of the election. Most more comfortable.” candidates found this moment as ued from page 8 For a little over a week, the halls For freshmen, the spring elec- the most difficult and the most were at five o’clock in the morn- ting ready for the Marching Band of the first floor were covered with tions proved to be an experience restive of the entire election ex- ing. During the next three days, to perform. Instead of being the posters and flyers as the students much different than any election perience. Mr. Jonathan Miller, the they tackled each of the four parks little children bursting with excite- of JP Stevens were challenged to they had ever experienced. Fresh- advisor of the Student Council, that Disney offers. The first park ment in Magic Kingdom when the answer the following question: man Vicki Huang said, “It was ex- reported the names of the stu- that they visited was Animal King- Bands marched down Main Street, Who do you want to represent citing to be using the real voting dent council officers and each of dom. The Band students spent the the members of the JP Stevens you? Student council elections machines, because it was more of the class officers. In the end, there morning and part of the afternoon marching Band were actually the are always a time of high tension an experience than circling names were winners and losers, but every there with nature all around them, ones playing. The experience was as candidates for the six student on a piece of paper.” The lobby candidate walked away with new- frolicking in animal exhibits, safa- breath-taking. council positions and four class was off limits to all students on found experience and some degree ris, and tropical trees. It was also In their last day at Disney, the positions jockey to be chosen to voting day except the seniors of of satisfaction knowing that they the first day of the opening of musicians toured the beautiful serve their school. Campaigning the Student Council, who slaved had tried their best. Expedition Everest, a large, tow- world of Epcot. The warm Flori- plays a large factor in these annual away work- ering mountain that loomed over da sun poured into the enormous elections; while it may seem easy ing the vot- Student Council the entire park and contained an park of different world cultures, to print flyers and make copies at ing booths. President: Casey Goldstein exhilarating ride. Those who were great rides, and lots of shops filled Staples or Office Max, make no During each 1st Vice President: Marissa Sutherland lucky enough had the opportunity with Mickey Mouse ears. The Con- mistake about it: campaigning is history peri- to explore it. cert Band played on that final day. no easy task. Students dished out od, the teach- 2nd Vice President: Alex Traub The first performance took It was a large ensemble, and one t-shirts, baked goods, chocolates, ers brought Corresponding Secretary: Sarah Nadler place in Magic Kingdom and was could hear the graceful music from and flyers after school in an at- throngs of Recording Secretary: Christine Park given by the JP Stevens Jazz En- across the park. tempt to convince fellow students s t u d e n t s Treasurer: Mark Khanin semble. There, the musicians had a Fireworks blossomed behind to vote. As junior Elana Reinholtz down to the chance to experience what Disney, the Epcot globe as the JP Stevens commented, “People went all-out lobby to cast Class of 2007 itself a gigantic stage, was like. The Band left the park and once again this year. In all the elections I’ve their votes. President: Lindsey Freeman players went underneath Magic boarded the buses. From then on seen, people have never tried so As Mr. David Vice President: Nand Patel Kingdom where they got into a out, it was another day of sleep hard to win.” Mar tinez’s Treasurer: Sarina Garrison small space. Then, they slowly rose and quiet excitement, satisfaction Beyond campaigning, a whole students saw, Secretary: Aimee Bhatia up into the stage while the music from the great trip, lots of fun and, other part of elections wracks all non-se- played. The café that they played of course, lots of buffets. The trip the nerves of each candidate ev- niors moved Class of 2008 in was replete with the cheers of to Disney World not only left tired ery year: speeches. Class council q u i c k l y Co-Presidents: Jessica Ching & Silky Kadakia audience members. students lying motionless on the candidates eagerly presented their through the Vice President: Jay Racanelli The next day started out with buses, but also unforgettable mem- speeches once while student coun- noisy halls. Treasurer: Patricia Lee the world of MGM. Band mem- ories and an amazing experience. cil candidates were required to That af- Secretary: Shirley Huang bers spent their morning and early As sophomore Michael Zhang make their speeches three times ternoon, the afternoon revelling over the excit- said, “Disney World itself wasn’t throughout the day. Sophomore votes were Class of 2009 ing rides, most notably the Rock the greatest place in the world to Mark Khanin remarked, “Before tallied and President: Neil Belani and Roller Coaster and the Tower be, but it became just that when making my speech, whether it was the candi- Vice President: Dan Lee of Terror, in the park. Then, it was 180 people I care about were there the moment before or the night dates piled Treasurer: Jen Paradise off to the Magic Kingdom again to share the experience. That made before, every second was torture. into Room Secretary: Advait Shukla for the rest of the day before get- it amazing.” It was all I could think about, but 122 to hear 16 Sports April 2006 Boys track strides towards victory lane Boys’ tennis time trials are integral to developing stam- ly. The 4x1600 team clinched sixth place with Alex Kim ina, maintaining physique, and cultivating a solid time of 19:45 minutes –an incredible shows drive and the infamous JP Stevens track talent that improvement from last year, when the team As the early season progresses, the Hawks stems from an unshakeable work ethic. had not even broken 20 minutes. Freshman continue to fl y high toward a promising On the sprinter’s side, the senior class Wysoczynski put on a powerful perfor- determination season that could only culminate after a is standing strong with a downright quick mance in that race, running a 4:52 mile. Also, few years of rebuilding the team. Gone are team. The Varsity lineup includes senior the Distance Medley Relay team ran 11:52 David Telson the fabled days of Ron Fialk, who was ru- Omari Nelson on the 100 meter, Nahum minutes, improving greatly from the previ- mored to have the lungs of a horse. Away Shumate on the 200 meter, Sean Stivers on ous year, and giving the team many reason to are the days of Sean Fry, who now dons the 400 meter, and Yuri Crothers on the 200 believe that there lies great promise in their The JP Stevens boys’ tennis team a military uniform at West Point. The JP meter. The junior class is represented proud- future; after all, last year only one person on started the season off strong, with a re- Stevens legacy is now defended by a new, ly as well by seasoned-hurdler Brent Scott the team had been able to run a mile under cord of 4-1. These young men exhibit young generation, fully clad with fi ve minutes – in stark contrast to the tremendous drive and determination confi dence, experience, and drive. this year, in which there are now fi ve of champions. Over 40 candidates were Indeed, what the team has this year, runners who can accomplish such present for try-outs at the beginning of however, is nothing short of talent. a feat. This depth in the team has the season for limited positions. “It’s The distance team is deep in talent, yielded an early season record of 1-1. tough you know? I mean we are like broth- without the one or two star runners. Coach Frank Zarro, who has also ers out here and we have to compete for It boasts a contingent of runners that passionately coached the football spots,” said senior Victor Wu. “We got could be fourth or fi fth on any var- team and Coach David Allen should to remember that we are one team, and sity team, but not necessarily fi rst or be proud of the way this team is go- that the competition is the other schools, second. What constitutes the team ing to perform, without doubt giving not each other.” After two rounds of right now is a generally young team pride to the JP Stevens name.. Junior elimination, the Varsity lineup consists that is prophesied to place in coun- Ron Lai says, “The coaches should of fi rst singles senior Eric Finkelstein, ties. The distance team, captained be really proud; they played a really second singles senior Paul Nguyen, third by senior Jimmy Sant’Angelo, in- big role in bringing us to where we singles Wu, fi rst doubles seniors Joshua cludes juniors Robert Gulya, Robert are today.” Coach Allen is a hands-on Safran and Steven Baum, and second Won, Ron Lai, Chris Salvarani, Jigar Juniors Ronald Lai and Robert Won lead the coach who typically leads the team doubles sophomore Dan Nguyen and Patel, Anthony Liberti, Geoff Hie- pack during a dual meet against Perth Amboy. during practices. His unwavering senior William Terry. With seven veteran delberger, and Kyle Wysoczynski, dedication and work ethic coupled seniors on the Varsity team, the boys’ are freshman phenomenon. The weight with Coach Zarro’s prowess and ex- neither lacking in experience nor talent. of the team is comprised of the junior and Sean Sullivan, who runs the 100 meter. perience in the coaching department seem Through the leadership of captains class, which is brimming with potential for The sophomores are championed by hurdler to be the magic formula for which the JP Finkelstein and Safran, as well as nine next year and excited to compete this year. Tom Urbanawitz and Jawray Yu, 400 runner Stevens track team has searched. Indeed, year veteran Coach Ellen Pisano, the To maximize the team’s possibilities and hurdler. The 3x400 team is the defend- this season seems to be a season that will team is motivated and under compe- for success, there have been a number of ing county champion and the shuttle hurdle test the very mettle of what it means to be tent guidance. Last year, the team racked grueling practices. The toughest of these relay team is poised to make a run this season a JP Stevens track team, but there seems to up an impressive 14-9 record, placed could be the infamous 400 meter repeats, in as well. To ensure that the team lives up to its be ray of hope, gleaming gloriously from third in the Red Division of the GMC’s which the team completes one lap around billing practice has been as intense as ever. the chasms above, as if to suggest that (Greater Middlesex Conference), and the track at a fast pace over and over. The The fruits of the team’s labor have already the long journey will indeed be a stand- ranked fi fth overall out of 26 teams in distance team did twelve of these in a row begun to fl ower: at an invitational meet held out one, marked by blood, sweat, toil, and the county. This year, the team is ex- all paced. Additionally, ladder runs and on April 1, the team performed magnifi cent- tears, as well as crowned by victory galore. pecting a third place or better fi nish in the counties as well as an improve- ment upon last year’s win-loss record. Girls team runs on the fast track Besides a display of tenacity and fi - The talent and chemistry of the team has Beyond the victories and the records, the nesse, the team shows unity. “Rita’s Ital- Matt Miller certainly yielded a solid season. Their early girls are just having fun doing track. With ian Ice is a popular spot,” said Coach The Lady Hawks track team is looking season record is a mild 1-1-1; however, even the glorious weather and good spirit, team Pisano on places the boys like to meet forward to what could be one of the most morale is higher then after practices. The older players real- successful seasons in years. Coach Michael ever and the girls are ize their role on the team too. “The Lyons has been relentless in preparing the ready to show off team for a victorious season, compelling their skills. Green them to practice harder, inspiring them said, “We’re hav- to aim higher, and ultimately hoping to ing a great time this show them the potential high that can ac- year. Even though company winning. And certainly, the team the coaches work us has had a taste of success in years past; hard, practices are however, the past only enthuses the team, fun. Since the weath- which now craves more: more titles, more er has warmed up county championships, and more success. we’ve really just been Undoubtedly, their prospects could not enjoying ourselves, Senior Victor Wu jumps into mid- be any brighter. The always enthusiastic, but as much fun as air to return an overhead smash. award winning distance Coach David Allen we’re having, we are commented, “I have a good feeling about ready to compete.” seniors are very impressionable and this year, we have a good group of very tal- On April 1, the girls are setting a good example for the JV ented girls. I am intrigued to see how things Freshman Maggie Fry maintains a fast pace as she put together a mag- squad, and of course ALL are invited will work out.” With distance runners such takes the lead during a dual meet versus Perth Amboy. nifi cent performance to any ‘eats’ we have,” she continued. as juniors Ashley O’Brien, Christine Salva- during the fi rst meet High morale brings high hopes and rani, and Julie Green running under the JP of the year. Despite expectations to the table as well. “We Stevens banner, his anticipation is not un- in their mediocrity there is much to muse. In a large portion of the team not being pres- have practiced, prepared and this is our warranted. This year also looks promising their only lose of the season to East Bruns- ent or at peak performance level due to SAT year,” said Baum. The team practices for the sprinting team. With team Captain wick, the girls showed the improvement testing in the morning, the girls novice still three arduous hours a day, six days a junior Lataya Dixon at the helm, the team is that they have made – last year the team won sixth in the 4x800 meters, aptly repre- week, with optional Sunday practices. reaching for more than vic- senting the glory of JP Stevens track. Practices range from scrimmages to tories; some record-break- “We’re having a great time this year. Even The team’s future is certainly stroke, volley, and serve exercises. The ing performances could be bright; freshmen Sarah Zhang and boys’ defeated cross-town rivals Edison in store. Dixon said, “I’ve though the coaches work us hard, practices are Maggie Fry have already made their and St. Joseph with solid match scores been working hard and fun. Since the weather has warmed up we’ve re- presence on the team felt, raking of 5-0. On April 19, the boys shut out I’m feeling great. Those up a handful of varsity points each. Scotch Plains with a score of 5-0. This record books better watch ally just been enjoying ourselves, but as much Maggie Fry has been simply superb: key victory catapulted the team to the out.” Her confi dence is fun as we’re having, we are ready to compete.” her two mile time was a sizzling top of the GMC Red Division. While certainly well justifi ed; in 12:26, an impressive benchmark the schedule is very competitive for this her fi rst two years of track for such a young athlete. She was season, everything is in place for the Dixon has already made a - Julie Green, junior even one of two girls this season to team to achieve overwhelming success. name for herself on both break the famed six-minute mark After a season of victories and losses; the county and state levels. Sophomore only scored one point against East Bruns- on the mile along with Junior Carmen Yau. memorable team moments; and the regu- Yasmine Parks adds to the sprinting team’s wick; however, this year the team amassed Rain or shine, through both sweltering heat lar rhythm of volleys, serves, backhands, prowess, especially in the hurdles and high thirteen valiant points, before being denied and freezing cold, the girls have been outside slices, overheads, dropshots, and lobs, jump, while a group of promising freshmen victory. The team even tied Piscataway, preparing for the season, and now that it is the team will say farewell to Finkelstein, is trying its might on the pole vault scene. one of the top three teams in the County. here they will surely run away with the show. P. Nguyen, Safran, Wu, Baum, and Terry. April 2006 Sports 17 Stevens’ softball snags a good season Golf team older, more came of the game of softball ing to Florida this year but Coach Catenacci Samantha Creange in their minds. Each member of the team says that next year they will hopefully make gears for the learned how to play certain positions and it there. The sport of the season has arrived. Many most importantly of all, they started to un- The coaches also mentioned that even greens fans have waited for the time when they derstand how to work together. Throughout though they have their strong points, the Mike Simpson could cast everything else aside and watch their lives, the softball players have joined girls could still work on becoming a better their beloved baseball and softball. Whether many leagues, possibly played travel, made defense so nothing will go past them. Also, Watch out for the JP Stevens’ boys and it is the cheering that goes on, the hotdogs the school softball team, and some may play they are working on just building the team girls golf team. The milestones that the sold, or just a passion for the ball, kids and in college if they get the chance. No matter up to cope with its losses. Assistant Coach team seeks to surpass include improving adults devote hours of their lives to spend what or where they play, it can be guaranteed Christine Nixon said, “It’s hard to follow up upon last season’s record and aiming for at the fields. These sports are for people of that each player will give it all they have got. on a championship season and expect anoth- a better finish in the Greater Middlesex all ages. Teens go to see their friends play, This year, the JP Stevens softball team has er, yet all the teams show much promise.” County (GMC) Tournament. teachers observe their students and parents been practicing for the start of their season. The opening game was scheduled for As four- year veteran Coach Andy Eng cheer for their children as they take part in They spend countless hours preparing for April first. The game was a huge success puts it, golf is “a good change of pace to the game. their opponents and what rival teams can with the girls shutting out 7-0. The team was basketball or soccer. Every shot brings Fortunately, JP Stevens is able to say that possibly possess. To make sure the team is able to experience a real game versus the a new challenge. It is a difficult sport to it has the best girls for its softball team. fully equipped for the next two months, they normal scrimmages they had and realized it master because of the elements present- From the varsity to the freshmen, with ju- have been working on every technique in the was a wonderful way to start of the season. ed to you in round of play.” The team nior varsity in between, the school has much book. The softball team has been timing its The girls have been preparing for this open- is led by a very talented duo of juniors: to show. To obtain the players needed to swings, putting effort into their grounders ing game with practices six days a week, rain Jared Rubin and David Telson. As co- fulfill these elite positions, tryouts were and pop-ups and making strategies that will or shine. After school they dedicate at least captains, these two players are in the top scheduled for March three hours of of the lineup, with Rubin penciled in at 3. This sport may have their time to the the number one spot and Telson at num- one of the longest try- JP Stevens team. ber two. Their leadership and dominant out seasons ever seen. On Saturdays, finesse are expected to carry the team to Even though the girls they also wake great heights this spring season. “This is find out if they made up early and Dave’s third year, Jared’s second,” Eng the team, they are not get back on the said, “they both provide excellent guid- informed what team field. ance as well as impressive leadership to they are actually par- The captains, compete in matches.” ticipating in until their junior Caitlyn Sophomore Stephanie Chen is the first game. The way Seamster and only returning Varsity competitor with softball is structured, senior Kristin playing experience and follows Rubin the girls are shifted Loux, have al- and Telson by filling in the number three around to determine ready shown spot on the lineup. where they fit in best. great leadership Other players include junior Elana Re- For a month, until their while being role inholtz and sophomores Christine Chen, season officially begins, Third baseman sophomore Caroline Vitali completes a double play by tagging models for the Vinny DeSario, Greg Gerold, Rishabh, the girls are placed in out a runner in an intense game against cross-county rival South Brunswick. younger players. Pei Chun (Max) Tang, and Jayson Torn- different positions dur- The school is berg. The freshmen are Julie (Min Jung) ing scrimmages and looking forward Kim, Phoebe Kim, Anthony Linford, practices. This may seem quite random, ensure it a win. to seeing how they are going to lead the team Michael Rokosz, and Yeilee Woo. when in fact, the coaches know exactly what From last season to this one, many of the to success and is already proud of the great When asked if the team will perform they are doing and why. girls say that it is a “rebuilding year”. Five teamwork and passion the softball girls have. well this year, Coach Eng responded, “As For some of these players, it will be their seniors graduated last year leaving the team It is one thing to want to play the game, it the season progresses, the players should last year playing softball for the school. The in a difficult position while trying to replace is another to know how to play the game. be able to improve on their shot. Golf is seniors have come a long way. A few play- their skills. The team must fill the shoes of As sophomore Leah Ferrante said “We’re all not a game against individuals, but one ers started softball as a hobby when they the players lost. The varsity team may have here to play for the team. Everyone con- against you and the course.” Co-captain were young and eventually it changed from lost some of pitching but the coaches aren’t tributes in one-way or another. We can’t do Telson responded to the same question, a leisure activity to their life. Several of the concerned with striking batters out. Var- anything unless we work together. Luckily, saying, “This year we have a lot of young players on the team had their first experi- sity Coach Peter Catenacci said “The team that is exactly what we do.” By having each players. Because of our youth, expecta- ence playing softball when they were four is young, but maintains a strong defense… girl bring something different to the table, tions are not too high, but at the same and their parents signed them up for farm better hitting team than ever seen before.” this softball body can function. And, by rate, we have a very bright future ahead league. This was tee ball in which boys and During scrimmages and practices the soft- having each girl want to succeed, they add a of us.” girls played together. They learned the ba- ball teams have shown that they are capable little more to the heart of the body. So their JP Stevens’ home course is the sics: don’t hit people with bats and run to of scoring a lot of points and working well motto stands true they now have the heart Metuchen Country Club, but when they first before running to third. As they grew together. The girls unfortunately are not go- of a champion. are not playing at home, the Hawks trav- el quite a bit away to compete- they go as far down as Robinsville and Bridgewater. Baseball players build up with teamwork All of the team’s practices are held at Andrew Fleischer game down pat after that performance. Not depth to the team which will be useful now either Metuchen Country Club or West only was there a rare suicide squeeze to end and in years to come. Nine golf course, where Coach Eng can “Baseball is 90% mental - the other half the game, but sophomore catcher John Stili- Besides trying to gain a winning record, determine his lethal 2006 Varsity lineup. is physical,” said baseball great Yogi Berra. tano, new to the team this year, hit two home the team has other agendas this season. The “I look at the kids’ swings and how If this is true, the JP Stevens baseball sea- runs during the earlier innings. Throughout key to a successful team comes through in well they are striking the ball as deter- son has a fighting chance in the upcoming the whole pre-season, the players “hit well as three parts of the game - offense, defense, mining factors,” said Eng. Varsity lineups season. Ignoring all the skill and talent in- a team and pitching was solid,” said Coach and pitching. The team’s hitting has im- are also based on practice round scores volved in the game, the JP Stevens baseball David Marzano. proved since last year and it is a solid strategic of the season. A player earns his or her team definitely has the mental mindset down Coach Marzano expressed some regret component. Chupka has accumulated one Varsity letter by competing in a certain to perfection. Never will you see a member that key members of the team were lost homerun, Cramen two homeruns, and Stili- number of matches. of the team doubt their teammates, nor their after graduation last year, but many players tano two homeruns. Their gloves are broken Later in the season, Coach Eng and ability to win. Their will to win is unmatched were able to move up and fill these voids. in and ready for anything that is hit to them, the Hawks will send four boys to play and according to Berra, this team has most The starting lineup for the Varsity Squad so, their defense is also doing well. Pitching, at the Bunker Hill Invitational Tourna- of the game under its belt. includes a wide variety of players with dif- although it was solid in the pre-season, is ment. Eng will also send a couple of girls Coming off a disappointing 2005 sea- ferent specialties. The power hitters on the one of the team’s concerns. In consideration to compete in the Bunker Hill Girls Invi- son, the new Varsity team, consisting of a team include senior Adam Cramen and of the strong defense and improvements in tational Tournament. wide variety of players brought up off last sophomore Stilitano. Along with the power, hitting, Coach Marzano said, “It all comes The golf team is currently 1-7, suf- year’s Junior Varsity team, is striving to make a good mix of line drives and placement down to pitching.” It is easier to defend a fering tough defeats to some of the top people forget the past and realize the new shots is provided by the contact hitters ju- game with less hits rather than one with a teams in the county. The team has faced season that is ahead of them. In their pre- niors Glen Smith and Dan Bellowich. The need for astounding defensive maneuvers. South Brunswick, St. Joes, and Bridgewa- season game against Old Bridge, the team speedy base runners, necessary for scoring The future for the team is unwritten and ter, among others. Their single win was rallied to fight off a four-run deficit and runs, are Chupka and senior Gabe Valdez, it can be played out in any way. However, against Hudson Catholic. In that match, ending up bringing home the win thanks to along with sophomore Jesse Sattler. Along this year seems hopeful for the team; as do the top four scores that clinched the win senior Mike Chupka’s suicide squeeze. The with all these players who excel in their spec- the years to come. With a team made up of were Rubin, Telson, Gerold, and Woo. teams current win-loss record is 5-5. Only ified areas, there are others who are equally mostly younger players who will be return- With much enthusiasm and excite- a team with a stable mental game would be skilled throughout their whole game. Se- ing to the team in the future, there is enough ment from the players, as well as the able to hang in that late in the game. Berra nior James Zinno and sophomore Anthony time for any changes or improvements that support of Coach Eng, the team has the also mentioned that the other half of the Montalbano are two examples of this type need to be made. Coaches and players alike formula for success, looking to improve game is physical, and JP Stevens would easily of player. The team’s wide variety of players have high expectations for the season which upon last season’s 9-11 mark and a 3-9 be able to say that they have that part of the who come from every grade provide much will be one of the Hawks’ best in years. finish in the GMC’s Red Division. 18 Sports April 2006 Everyone loves lacrosse Volleyball vies for victory Ben Tenenbaum Ibrahim graduate last year. Pirog will not Mick Samaroo find himself alone on the stats sheet as he damentals are what have brought JP Stevens will be accompanied by Samaroo, who was to the elite of the Garden State. With two top “Those who fail to prepare, prepare to second only to Ibrahim last year in ground “Volleyball is a sport requiring great de- ten finishes in consecutive years, the Hawks fail,” said Coach Giuseppe Ilaria at the end ball pick-ups and assists. He will also be ac- termination, work ethic, and teamwork,” look to continue this tradition of excellence of the 2005 Hawks Lacrosse season. These companied by junior Scott Brody and sopho- said junior Eshan Bajpay in summing up this season. “This year, we’d like to beat top were not empty words as the boys’ team more Tommy Kang. From the varsity soccer the tradition of JP Stevens volleyball. This rivals St. Joseph, East Brunswick, and Old was frequently spotted in the gym, and held and football teams respectively, these former year, the Hawks are back and looking to im- Bridge. A top five finish in States would be captain’s practice throughout the summer baseball players know what it takes to win prove even further upon last year’s magical nice too,” said Edra. When asked about how and winter to improve their skills and grow and hope to bring the winning mentality into run to seventh in the state. With five return- the team plans to go about achieving these stronger for the 2006 season. This year the the locker room. ing seniors, Rob Cho, Ryan Schiable, Kert- lofty goals, a vast majority echoed the prin- Hawks are back with a brand new varsity On the attacking side of the field, Coach theck Hegde, Carlo Salvarani, and captain YJ ciples instilled in them by the coaching staff. team and hope to improve their 4-7 record Ilaria has high hopes for forwards Senior Jon Tung; along with three-year Varsity standout, “Strong passing, defense, and aggressive from last year. Li and Sophomore Billy Buchok. Buchok junior Chris Edra, the Hawks look poised to play”: these are clearly the foundation of JP The girls team is also improving as their has let his game speak for itself so far in the begin yet another successful campaign. Stevens volleyball. first year as a varsity team pro- preseason as the Hawks leading “This group has been together for a On a more technical level, the coaches gresses, with the leadership of scorer. “Buchok really gives our while,” said JV Coach Anthony White. “It’s have put in place a new offensive scheme this Coach Jodie Davis. Starting off offense the threat we need; he’s really night and day: I remember when they season. “We’re going to rely on lots of stacks the season, first year player, ju- willing to take on anything when first walked in here as freshmen, and ever and backslides, fakes and misdirection’s this nior Melissa Mckenna scored going to the cage and when the since they’ve really grown and matured to- year… much like those of team China,” the first goal for the newly dust settles the ball is usually in gether as a whole.” This team chemistry said Coach White. In practices, the players formed team. Sophomore Jes- the goal,” said Brody. Recently bodes well for the Hawks on the court. have been moving very well and adjusting converted from defense to at- Captain YJ Tung, the setter, to this new offense. With the sica Hladky helps out the team “Our starting lineup is by taking the center draws. Ju- tack, junior Andrew Fleischer calls all the plays and displays hard work and determination niors Alex Traub and Sarah plans to get his share of glory true leadership qualities, and all friends off the court, within them, success seems Nadler, along with Senior Brie up top as well as the crease man senior Brian Sadej (middle which helps us play well inevitable. Howyt lead the offense at at- in front of the goal. The dedi- hitter), Rob Cho (right side together when we’re on With these high goals and ex- pectations, the Hawks walked tack. Nadler and Traub com- cated junior has prepared for hitter), and Schiable (outside the Court.” bined for seven goals in the the shift and said, “For every hitter) form a dynamic vet- into their first pre-season Hawks win over Manalapan. shot the other team takes in eran trio, that can be relied on scrimmage excited and confi- The defense is led by sopho- Junior Sarah Nadler practice, I take twenty… Then to move very quickly in tran- -Chris Edra, junior dent. Nevertheless, the group mores Danielle Manzi, Gabby takes a shot on goal. I take twenty more.” sition, block, and putting the got off to a rocky start. After Pinho, and Gina Chang, while The team knows it has an ball down when needed. Chris Edra, another losing their first scrimmage, Coach Savulich Keren Shpiegel contributes in goal. The uphill battle in front of them. “Every team integral part of the team, is a strong leader took the team back to the fundamentals, and team is well on their way to being a great will be a tough opponent this year,” Ilaria on the court. His great passing, offensive ca- the work ethic and fire within the boys, along success this season. said. Coach Ilaria hopes for steady improve- pabilities, and experience make him a huge with the coaches’ steady direction, paid great The boys’ team has a solid foundation ment and has high expectations for the GMC asset to the JP Stevens squad. When asked dividends. The Hawks have gone undefeated starting with goalie John Rodriguez, last tournament. “We’re not here to make the how the team has managed develop such since. “It was a much needed wakeup call,” year’s MVP. Rodriguez anchors the defense playoffs- we’re here to win them,” said An- great chemistry on the court, Edra revealed said Tung. The defeat had humbled the team, with junior captain Scott Silverman. Despite drew Fleischer. The program has gained 30 just how close knit this group really is: “Our and further strengthened them as a squad. In moving to defense in the pre-season, he has new players this year and Coach Ilaria wants starting lineup is all friends off the court, beating top teams in Clifton and Cherry Hill continued to show the ability to lead and has them all to learn the game, improve, and which helps us play well together when we’re East since that first scrimmage, the Hawks backed it up with strong play. Sophomores most importantly enjoy the beautiful game on the court. When all six of our starters have demonstrated great character, and Kyle Rapport and Eric Chun join Scott on that has captivated the United States. The play at the top of their games, we are a dif- shown just how good they really are, with defense. The Hawks plan to bring balance sport is one of the fastest growing sports ficult force to beat.” a record of 4-4. “So far,” said Edra, “our to the midfield and attack positions as well. in America with exponential growth in high However, the credit cannot go to the team hasn’t been showing much weakness. Coach Ilaria has brought Conrad Pirog up school teams, sponsorships, and television players alone. Varsity Coach Patty Savulich’s However, there is always room for improve- from defense to midfield this year to bring ratings. And, the team realizes that not only steadfast dedication and top notch coach- ment.” This is the attitude that has lifted the net-rippling shots and hard-hitting to a mid- are they part of JP Stevens’s history, but also ing are the keys to the Hawks success. Her Hawks of JP Stevens into the upper echelon field that saw the team’s top scorer Ramy part of American history. stresses on defense, passing, and sheer fun- of high school volleyball. A tribute to forgotten stars and legends that defined their era I was rummaging through my books and know him. Check this out: King had two 50- should know about a man of his prestige with not right. No human being should be al- magazines the other day, trying to organize point games in a row, one which was against an inspirational story and an illustrious career. lowed to do that. But Robertson was just my room. In the process, I found this old the All-Time great Julius Erving, nicknamed Another player that I want to focus on that good. Thirty-one points per game is just book called Basketball Stars. I received the “Dr. J”. Even today in basketball, such a is Oscar Robertson. To basketball heads, nasty alone, but coupled with 12.5 boards book as a birthday gift when I was six years feat is a rarity, with the exception of play- he’s a dead-set legend. Others, however and 11.4 assists, it is legendary, especially old, but I never appreciated it. All I was ers like Los Angeles Lakers’ Kobe Bryant, do not know him. There is only one term coming from a 6’5’’ guard! When you see looking for were players that I knew, such Philadelphia 76er’s Allen Iverson, or Cleve- needed to describe a player get a triple as Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Larry land Cavaliers’ Lebron James. Even with the him, Triple-Double. A double today, think Bird or Patrick Ewing. However, after find- hand-check foul being called, no one’s point triple-double, for those of Oscar Robertson, ing the book, I realized just how great it is. output hits 50 that often. He played basket- who do not know, is a because he wrote Although the dynamics of basketball have ball like every minute was his last minute. And game in which a player the book for triple changed tremendously, with new when he fumbled on scores double digits in doubles and script- players coming and old players a career-threatening three statistical catego- ed the stories of retiring, there is still a great deal injury, he rebounded ries, most commonly NBA athletes today. to be learned from the book. I again. Bernard King Points, Rebounds, and These are two got an in-depth look at players did it twice in a row. Assists. So, if a person players you can add such as Kevin McHale or Bob Not to mention this scores ten points, picks to your list of stars. Cousy, both of whom were leg- guy averaged 22.5 up ten rebounds, and King may not have ends, but unknown to me a de- points per game with dishes out ten assists, been as great as Mi- cade back. In 1996, my basketball about six boards to he has just had a triple- chael Jordan, but he knowledge was limited to solely boot for his career. double game. Triple was just as scary to stars; ten years later, my knowl- He was awarded the doubles come once in a play against. Rob- edge has drastically expanded with Most-Improved blue moon in the NBA. ertson would be on and my grasp of the game has Player award in his Today, only a few play- Legend Oscar Robertson holds the my top ten play- improved tenfold. After reading 1980-1981 season, ers are legitimate tri- NBA record of 181 triple doubles. ers, because of his the aforementioned, you may with 9.8 PPG (Points ple-double candidates sheer dominance. ask, what am I getting at? Instead Per Game), 4.6 night-in and night-out; these players are When you see Kidd triple double, think of of reporting and briefing on the Bernard King averaged RPG (Rebounds Per Lebron James, New Jersey Nets’ Jason Kidd, Robertson, because it is a feat of epic pro- ineffable greatness of current 22.5 points per game and Game), and 2.7 APG New Orleans Hornets’ Chris Paul, and a se- portions. When you see Bryant score 50 players, the point of this article was named MVP in 1980. (Assists Per Game), lective few others. Oscar Robertson holds the points, think of King. These were players is to expose you readers to some spiking up to 21.3 NBA record for total triple doubles with 181 that defined their eras and the NBA; hope- players that may not be bigger PPG, 6.8 RPG, and (the runner-up is Magic Johnson with 131). fully, their contributions are not forgotten. than life, but were amazing for their times. 3.5 APG. He was even scoring champion Robertson even averaged a triple-double for The first player is Bernard King. He was one season with 32.9 points per game once, a season, with 30.8 points, 12.5 rebounds, Jeffrey Morshed an All-Star. Today however, not many of us during an era of great scorers. More people and 11.4 assists. Just for clarification, that’s Sports Columnist April 2006 Sports 19 Much Ado about Basketball and Baseball NBA All-Star Game: below his waist and slammed it backwards and play at the highest of levels, for brag- ERA (Earned Run Average) and having a while he was floating away from the hoop. ging rights of sorts. But, there was an un- win-loss record of 3-0. He was on a team of The NBA All-Star Weekend was on Feb- Iguodala had actually believed he won, as his derlying team-oriented unity that invaded stars, including Ichiro Suzuki of the Seattle ruary 19. Really and truly, it is the best “mid- score was higher than Robinson’s, but the the atmosphere. The Detroit Pistons had Mariners and Sadaharu Oh, the world’s high- season” classic available. Baseball is alright, four of their stars playing in the game est homerun hitter with 868. Just to clarify, and football doesn’t even have a midseason that night, Richard Hamilton, Chauncey 868 is beyond comprehension. Baseball Hall classic– it is saved for after the Superbowl, Billups, Rasheed Wallace, and Ben Wal- of Famer Hank Aaron owns the MLB record at which point no ones cares. This is a time lace. Ordinarily, the wide-winged Tay- of 755, but 868 is just something else. And, when all the stars, future stars, special- shaun Prince would accompany them, Oh is a man of humble demeanor as well. ists, and fun-loving contestants kick back. but Paul Pierce deservingly played the The entire Japanese team came to the Classic This year, the game was held in Houston, three spot. “Detroit Basketball” was in with the sole option of winning. With all the home to the Rockets, Tracy McGrady, and full flare and these four guys brought attention focused on the American and Do- perhaps the best Slam Dunk Contest in the East back from the 20-point deficit minican teams, no one focused as heavily on years. This season, there were four they were stuck in previously. In a night the Asian Pacific squad that came up from competitors facing off in the Slam Dunk when individual talents are honored and nowhere and began the takeover. Contest, perhaps the greatest awaited event crowned, team-ball was featured. This The three overall problems that flawed of the entire weekend. Winners in the past isn’t a bad change, but rather a wel- the WBC were that is was held during spring include Michael Jordan, Dominique “The comed one. training, the lack of true coverage, and the Human Highlight Reel” Wilkins, the 5’6’’ politics seemingly embroiling the Classic into Spud Webb, and oh so many more high fly- World Baseball Classic: turmoil. The problem with holding it dur- ers that your neck will roll over backwards. ing spring training is that pitchers are begin- This year, the four competitors included Unlike the World Series, a misno- ning their seasons and throwing under high Hakim Warrick of the Memphis Grizzlies, mer due to the fact that only American intensity and pressure, and they may wear an able dunker with huge upside, the 5’9’’ teams participate, the World Baseball themselves out before the season truly starts. Nate Robinson of the Knicks, a player Classic (WBC) is an international com- Worries of injuries before season begins, loaded with huge vertical on a small frame, petition. Held during spring training, and also the lack of chemistry among team- Andre Iguodala, the intimidating sopho- nations from all continents and corners mates from MLB teams could linger because more from Philadelphia, and reigning slam Although Lebron James became the of the globe participate. Every country the WBC disrupted the annual spring train- dunk champ Josh Smith from Atlanta. youngest All-Star MVP, Tracy Mc- can compete with native stars. Well, it ing. Some believe that it would behoove the The best place to start is actually the Grady also played an exceptional game. may not have been that way. Cuba was MLB to place it in the middle of the season worst part of the night, and also the most barred initially by the United States from so that the players are already warmed up mind boggling. It was when Josh Smith judges shifted scores and Robinson won the playing; however, after viewing protests and and everyone else can receive a break. Those placed tape on the ground far behind the contest controversially. Teammate Iverson opting for reconsideration, the U.S. govern- who want to partake in the Classic would do free throw line, insinuating the possibility jeered “We were robbed!” But really, it was a ment granted Cuba access into the Classic. so by their own will, and the extra playing of him jumping from that demarcated line. fun night. Iguodala said it himself, that it was There were sixteen teams, one winner, and would not be problematic. Also, many did That hype was his downfall, as he jumped for the fans. Plus, he won the MVP of the millions of delighted viewers. The WBC not see wonderful coverage of the classic, from the free throw line, which would ordi- Rookie challenge the night before, so he had bore excellent results. because no network except UPN or ESPN narily be a strong first dunk, but second rate his glory for the weekend already. Overall, were willing to cover given the inadvertent hype he placed around as an avid NBA fan, I must say that I was games. It was difficult to himself. From there though, the night moved thoroughly satisfied with the night. watch a good game and on quickly. The finalists ended up being An- The next night, the All Star Game the enthusiasm from dre Iguodala versus Nate Robinson. It was commenced. Historically, the MVP (Most home was somewhat more than Philly versus New York, for it Valuable Player) of the game came from low as opposed to places was also a battle of two individuals exem- the hometown twelve times. This year, such as Puerto Rico or plifying the electrifying art of slam dunking. the probable winner would have been Venezuela. Finally, the Andre Iguodala had the best dunks of the Tracy McGrady. He played a game that key factor that tarnished night, but Nate Robinson had the final score would merit an MVP title, achieving 36 the image of the Classic to boot. Iguodala’s signature dunk was when points– the highest of the night. But, the was the politics played Allen Iverson bounced the ball off the back East Coast won, and Lebron James was with Cuba. Currently of the backboard, and Iguodala jumping, the winner. It was a triumphant win. The the United States has an catching, ducking his head so he didn’t hurt East rallied back from 20 points down to embargo on Cuba, and himself, and slamming in the ball. Words win by two. Everyone contributed, from as a result, Cuba can- cannot describe how monstrously sicken- the clutch play of James to a tap-in from not receive their second A tribute to forgotten stars and legends that defined their era ing this was. He had to do it twice, because Dwyane Wade. James had 29 points from place prize, even though the first time he hit his head off the back- the East, not to mention a great game. He they want to give it up board. This shows his HUGE vertical leap, is the youngest ever all-star MVP and it Besides leading Japan to victory, Daisuke Matsuzaka to the victims of the but also his ability to shift himself in mid- looks like he’s taking over the NBA at the was named MVP, pitching a 1.38 Earned Run Average. tsunami. The MLB ar- air. It was a 50 point dunk and arguably the age of 21. gues that Cuba signed a finest of the night. But, Iguodala had more, The thing about the All-Star Game that contract saying that they would not receive like an around-the-back windmill which was really shines is that the stars may fool around In the smallest of terms, the WBC can be benefits from the Classic because of the em- smooth and accomplished successfully on for the first few quarters and try to put on considered a great ruse by the Major League bargo and other conditions. Quite frankly, the first try. shows, but towards the end, they all want Baseball (MLB) to make money and expand the politics and “diplomacy” that interferes Robinson wasn’t totally outdone, as he had to win. It is still a game. The stakes might the coverage of the games. It was also de- with sports is disgusting. Cuba had the heart a memorable dunk for the ages vised so that the two all-star line- and will to go out, represent their country, as well. He brought Spud Webb ups of the Dominican Republic and simply beat the best of the best. They out onto the court and jumped and the United States could even- deserve their money, and no embargo or a over him for the slam. Charles tually face off. The sheer power of contract that impugns the reputation of the Barkley facetiously remarked both individual lineups is stagger- game, should hold them from it. that this was a sub-par dunk ing. The United States had Derek By the end of the WBC though, even because a small player jumped Jeter, Most Valuable Player (MVP) though the U.S. team was not present in the over a smaller one. Robinson Alex Rodriguez, Gold Glove win- final round, it was easily discernable that it dazzled some more throughout ner Mark Texiera, and batting-title was a victory for the MLB and baseball as the night and eventually forced winner Derek Lee. The Dominican a whole. The emotional outpour for each an overtime, where he emerged Republic had an equally daunting country’s team, and the support rallied victorious after a fourteen-at- lineup consisting of Miguel Tejada, during each game was astounding. We, as tempt dunk. His concept was David Ortiz, and MVP Albert Pu- Americans, can see the world in a different amazing. He threw the ball from jols. They also have bona fide Cy light and all the while be able to be proud mid-court after swinging the ball Young pitchers such as “The Rock- of ourselves for sporting an international through his legs, all the while et” Roger Clemens and Bartolo Co- group of teams in the MLB that recruited in midair, bounced it off the lon. Ironically, neither team made it amazing players across the world. Baseball backboard, and tried to dunk Due to the U.S. embargo, the Cuban team could not re- to the finals. In fact, the two teams is still America’s sport. But we opened the it. But he always missed them ceive their awards, despite their second place finish. not heavily favored at the outset of door up to everyone. Our sport can change and was running out of steam. the tournaments, Japan and Cuba, lives, and has already done so. Maybe next There is a limit a human can made it. Cuba, perhaps driven by year we’ll have a better shot at winning it. jump, swing, and throw a ball while running be miniscule in the grand scheme of things, the apparent disrespect from the U.S. and But even if we don’t, it’s alright, because we to the basket. Robinson eventually settled but these are stars pitted against each other. MLB, was emblazoned with a cause to suc- won anyway. for a similar dunk, but from the three point Let’s put it like this: This is the one night ceed. Japan is simply an underrated squad line. It was a good dunk, but he was eclipsed ever that you will see Allen Iverson, Ray with immense team chemistry. Jeffrey Morshed by Iguodala’s forthcoming dunk, in which Allen, Kobe Bryant, and Shaquille O’ Neal Japan’s Daisuke Matsuzaka won the MVP Sports Columnist he ran towards the basket, plunged the ball on the same court. The stars want to shine of the tournament, pitching a blazing 1.38 20 Sports April 2006