Program Guide Report

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Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GEM

Sun Jan 22, 2012

06:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

06:30 IT ALWAYS RAINS ON SUNDAY 1947 Repeat WS PG

It Always Rains On Sunday An escaped convict tries to hide out at his former lover's house but she has since married and is far from keen on the idea.

Starring: Googie Withers, Jack Warner, Edward Chapman

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

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09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

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10:00 TILL DEATH US DO PART 1968 Repeat PG

Till Death Us Do Part Chronicles the history of the Garnett family from the war with Hitler, to a later and more sporting battle with some Germans during the football World Cup.

Starring: Warren Mitchell, Dandy Nichols, Una Stubbs

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Mild Coarse Language

12:00 LADY CAROLINE LAMB 1972 Repeat WS PG

Lady Caroline Lamb The wife of a member of Parliament becomes involved with Lord Byron to the embarrassment of her family and the jeopardy of her husband's position.

Starring: Sarah Miles, Jon Finch, Robert Carradine, John Mills

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Adult Themes

14:30 THE GARDEN GURUS Repeat HD WS G

(*Season Final*)

Tune into The Garden Gurus for their last episode of the season. With a variety of summer planting guides, harvesting secrets and successful new planting ideas find out what is hot this season as the team put their expert advice together for one final look at maintaining a healthy and growing garden throughout 2012.

15:00 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Jules travels to the incredible lost Incan city of Machu Picchu in the Peruvian Andes on the 100th anniversary of its re-discovery. Part of the adventure is taking one of the worlds great rail journeys to get there. Jason tours the hippest street in Auckland and Kate Ceberano returns to the Philippines where her father grew up.

16:00 OCEAN'S ELEVEN 1960 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Ocean's Eleven

Nobody else would have dared it because nobody else would have the nerve! Danny Ocean and his eleven pals blow all the lights in Las Vegas when they band together to rob five Las Vegas Casinos in one night. The caper goes off without a hitch until one of them dies of a heart attack, the police seal off the city and they need to find a way to get the loot out.

Starring: Frank Sinatra Jnr., Dean Martin, Peter Lawford, Angie Dickinson, Richard Conte, Cesar Romero

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G

Bristol Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed? 19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat PG

Jean and Lionel manage to survive an evening with Jean's intimidating sister-in-law.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell

20:00 YES PRIME MINISTER G

Grand Design

The new Prime Minister is preoccupied with defense issues as he begins to learn some of the details, such as the Russians having six times as many nuclear weapons as the UK or that the armed forces could withstand a conventional attack for 72 hours at best.

Starring: Paul Eddington, Nigel Hawthorne, Derek Fowlds

20:30 SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE 2003 Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Something's Gotta Give

Divorced, successful playwright Erica has given up on finding a fulfilling romantic relationship. When her daughter visits with her ageing boyfriend Harry, Erica's plight as a mature, single woman comes into stark focus. Harry only dates young women, which infuriates Erica. Initially they repel each other but things change when Harry has a heart attack and Erica comes to his aid.

Starring: Jack Nicholson, Diane Keaton, Keanu Reeves, Frank McDonald

23:05 AGATHA CHRISTIE'S DEATH ON THE NILE 1978 Repeat WS M

Agatha Christie's Death On The Nile

Based on the novel by Agatha Christie. A string of murders take place on a luxury steamer cruising up the Nile River. The suspects are many and there are numerous versions as to the murders occurred and who did them.

Starring: Peter Ustinov, Bette Davis, Mia Farrow, David Niven, Angela Lansbury, Simon Mac Corkindale

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

01:45 GEM PRESENTS Repeat G

John Farnham - The Acoustic Chapel Sessions

Music Special.

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

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02:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

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03:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

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03:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

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04:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

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04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Long Tough Race

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon Jan 23, 2012

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 ALIVE & COOKING Repeat HD WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen.

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Murder, Plain and Simple

During Jessica's trip to Amish country, her escort is accused of murder.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 SOME PEOPLE 1962 Repeat G

Some People

Troublesome teenage factory workers are helped by a church organist and become model citizens.

Starring: Kenneth More, Ray Brooks, Annika Wells, Harry Corbett

14:00 RPA Captioned Repeat WS PG

Tonight, twenty-three year old flight attendant Julie has brain surgery to remove two cancerous tumours on her brain; and seventy-nine year old Jimmy arrives in Emergency suffering severe chest pains and must have major heart surgery in order to save his life.

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures

15:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat PG

Jean and Lionel manage to survive an evening with Jean's intimidating sister-in-law.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell

15:30 YES PRIME MINISTER Repeat G

Grand Design

Starring: Paul Eddington, Nigel Hawthorne, Derek Fowlds

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

The Case of the Libertine Belle

Dorothy, Sophia and Rose join Blanche on a murder mystery weekend she has organized for the museum's annual outing. If the weekend is a success, Blanche hopes to impress Kendall Nesbitt, the museum's Director of Acquisitions, enough to be his hired as his assistant.

Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Beauty and the Beast

Sneezing herself off a stool, Sophia sprains both ankles. Dorothy is busy with a conference, Blanche has her seven-year-old granddaughter visiting, and Rose...well, Rose is Rose, so Dorothy hires Nurse Defarge from Shady Pines to help out.

Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Dollhouse Rachel sets Chandler up on a date with her boss - who he thinks is a big, dull dud; Monica inherits a dollhouse and invites Phoebe to play.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Chick & A Duck

Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet; Monica's millionaire friend makes her a unique offer. Guest stars Jon Favreau.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Screamer Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic; Joey's play gets terrible reviews, but his romance with his co-star progresses. Guest stars Ben Stiller.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

20:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Ross Thing Pheobe can't choose between two guys - a burly fireman and a sensitive teacher; the gang sneaks a visit to Pete's place to see how a millionaire lives.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

20:30 JOANNA LUMLEY'S NILE Repeat HD WS G

Joanna reaches Khartoum where she meets the famous Whirling Dervishes and experiences a Dukhan, a Sudanese beauty treatment for women using wood smoke. Khartoum is also where the Blue Nile flows into the White Nile.

21:30 HELL'S KITCHEN WS MA

6 Chefs Compete

Chef Ramsey hopes to inspire his wanna-be chefs by bringing them to the restaurant of last year's winner in The London Hotel, West Hollywood. Back in the kitchen, now with the teams merged each chef is given one main ingredient to uses in their dish.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language

22:30 HELL'S KITCHEN WS MA

5 Chefs Compete Chef Ramsey challenges the five remaining contestants to teach cooking impaired housewives how to prepare a gourmet meal, with a winner receiving personal lessons from Chefs Mark Peel and Ben Ford.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language

23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Dollhouse Rachel sets Chandler up on a date with her boss - who he thinks is a big, dull dud; Monica inherits a dollhouse and invites Phoebe to play.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

00:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Chick & A Duck

Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet; Monica's millionaire friend makes her a unique offer. Guest stars Jon Favreau.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Murder, Plain and Simple

During Jessica's trip to Amish country, her escort is accused of murder.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams 01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

The Case of the Libertine Belle

Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

02:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

03:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

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03:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

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04:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

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04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Beauty and the Beast

Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Tainted Lady

The poisoning deaths of three customers point to the local diner owner.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 BABY AND THE BATTLESHIP 1956 Repeat G

Baby And The Battleship After a mix-up with his fiancee's family, Seaman Able finds himself left literally, holding the baby. Unable to return it before his ship sails, he enlists the help of his best mate to smuggle the child aboard.

Starring: John Mills, Richard Attenborough, Andre Morell

14:00 RPA Captioned Repeat WS PG

Emma was pregnant with twins two years ago but lost them at twenty weeks. Now she is pregnant again and has reached twenty-five weeks. Sadly complications have occurred again and she is confined to bed to try and get her baby to term. And twenty-three year old flight attendant Julie is about to embark on round two of her fight for survival as she starts her radiotherapy.

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures

15:00 JOANNA LUMLEY'S NILE Repeat HD WS G

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

That's For Me to Know

Dorothy is organizing a family history for the grandkids - to give them a "sense of pride." As she rummages through family memorabilia, Dorothy comes across a locked box that belongs to Sophia. After Sophia firmly tells Dorothy to stay away from the box, curiosity gets the best of her as she jimmies it open with a butter knife - behind Sophia's back.

Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Where's Charlie? Rose thinks her dead husband, Charlie is trying to contact her from beyond the grave when she discovers all the cantaloupe's on one side of the fruit salad - a signal they had worked out before he dies.

Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned HD WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Chandler's boss is overly friendly; Phoebe sets Ross up with Bonnie - the girl who shaves her head. Guest stars Billy Chrystal and Robin Williams.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc 18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One At The Beach

There are surprises in store when the gang spends a weekend at the beach; Chandler offers to be Monica's boyfriend 'if worse comes to worst'; Phoebe goes in search of a woman who knew her parents; and Ross must make a decision about his relationships. Guest stars Teri Garr.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat PG Lionel is not well and Jean is trying to console him, whilst getting to the root of what has upset the housekeeper, Mrs. Bale.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell

20:00 YES PRIME MINISTER G

The Ministerial Broadcast Jim Hacker plans to introduce his "Grand Design" to the British public during his first broadcast as the new P.M. However, Humphrey continues to try to convince Hacker to hold off, planning to let it die.

Starring: Paul Eddington, Nigel Hawthorne, Derek Fowlds

20:30 THE CLOSER Repeat HD WS M

Last Woman Standing When Johnson and her team are called on the murder of Judy Lynn, an aspiring actress, things go into a spiral when Johnson is told that she has to worry about her last interview with the Mayor.

Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Jon Tenney

21:30 THE CLOSER Repeat HD WS M

Executive Order The murder of two paramedics leads the LAPD and the FBI on separate investigations on a case that could be the precursor to a major terrorist attack.

Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Jon Tenney

22:30 RIZZOLI & ISLES Repeat HD WS M

When The Gun Goes Bang, Bang, Bang (*Season Final*)

After an undercover cop working a narcotics-smuggling sting is shot dead, the killers next turn their sites on Boston homicide headquarters, leaving Jane, Maura and Frankie Jr. trapped in a fight for survival on their home turf.

Starring: Angie Harmon, Sasha Alexander, Jordan Bridges

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Drug Use

23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Screamer Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic; Joey's play gets terrible reviews, but his romance with his co-star progresses. Guest stars Ben Stiller.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

00:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Ross Thing Pheobe can't choose between two guys - a burly fireman and a sensitive teacher; the gang sneaks a visit to Pete's place to see how a millionaire lives.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Tainted Lady

The poisoning deaths of three customers point to the local diner owner.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

That's For Me to Know

Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty 02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

02:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

03:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

03:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

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04:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

The Skinny According to Nick Cullhane

A writer is murdered after sending Jessica a manuscript exposing a kidnapping scam.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 CARRY ON COWBOY 1965 Repeat WS PG

Carry On Cowboy (Rumpo Kid) With Stodge City in the grip of the notorious Rumpo Kid and his gang, the citizens holler for a law man but wind up with a plumber called Marshal P. Knutt instead.

Starring: Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Jim Dale, Charles Hawtrey, Joan Sims

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

14:00 RPA Captioned Repeat WS PG

Seventy-three year Zoo volunteer Betty has been feeling unwell for some time and a scan has turned up the biggest spleen her doctors have ever seen. Weighing an estimated two kilograms, it has to come out. And we check up on Emma who is now thirty weeks pregnant and hoping to hang on a bit longer before her baby has to be delivered.

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures

15:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat PG Lionel is not well and Jean is trying to console him, whilst getting to the root of what has upset the housekeeper, Mrs. Bale.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell

15:30 YES PRIME MINISTER Repeat G

Starring: Paul Eddington, Nigel Hawthorne, Derek Fowlds

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Mother Load

Stan asks Dorothy to go counselling with him so that he can learn to let her go and live his life without her. He explains that his psychiatrist, Dr. Halperin, calls it "closure," and feels that he could achieve it more rapidly with Dorothy's participation.

Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Dateline: Miami

Dorothy has a date with the girls' doctor, which stimulates memories of the worst dates the others have had over the years: Rose remembers a blind date, Blanche remembers the New Year's Eve she spent with Rose, and Sophia remembers how Dorothy first told her she was pregnant.

Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned HD WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Jellyfish

Ross considers dating Rachel again. Phoebe gets to know her mother.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Cat Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat. Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment centre proves hazardous.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G

Generic Compile The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 NIGHTS IN RODANTHE 2008 Captioned HD WS PG

Nights In Rodanthe

A woman with her life in chaos retreats to the tiny coastal town of Rodanthe, North Carolina to tend to a friend's inn for the weekend. Almost as soon as she gets there, a major storm is forecast and a guest named Dr. Paul Flanner arrives with the two turning to each other for comfort.

Starring: Richard Gere, Diane Lane, James Franco, Scott Glenn

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Mild Coarse Language

21:30 HOARDERS Repeat WS PG

Julie and Shannon Julie is living a nightmare. A series of tragedies triggered massive hoarding which in turn led to Julie's son moving in with her ex-husband. Now she must clean up or risk losing the two daughters that still live with her.

22:30 MY STRANGE ADDICTION HD WS M

Jazz

48-year-old Jazz has been growing her fingernails for the past 22 years. Her longest nail is 24 inches and growing! Everyday tasks such as typing on a keyboard, brushing her teeth or tying her shoes seem daunting. Even though her extreme fingernails make life tough, Jazz refuses to cut her nails.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

23:00 MY STRANGE ADDICTION HD WS M

Theresa M.

56-year-old Theresa is addicted to her 52 hairless rats. Instead of working, she spends her day feeding, cleaning and caring for her strange obsession. Her 480-square-foot studio apartment is crammed full of cages and her only daughter refuses to spend time with her because of her addiction.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

The Skinny According to Nick Cullhane

A writer is murdered after sending Jessica a manuscript exposing a kidnapping scam.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Mother Load

Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty 02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

02:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

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03:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

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03:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

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04:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

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04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Dateline: Miami

Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

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09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

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11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Bite the Big Apple

Finding an apartment to rent in New York can be murder. In this case the murder occurred before she arrived.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul

12:00 EUREKA STOCKADE 1949 Repeat G

Eureka Stockade Victoria 1853. Miners fight the police for the right to dig and the design of the Southern Cross on the Australian Flag.

Starring: Chips Rafferty, Jane Barrett, Peter Finch, Gordon Jackson

14:00 RPA Captioned Repeat WS PG

A scan has revealed a cyst on 24 year old Lisas pancreas, however, she wont know how dangerous it is until it is removed and may have to lose part of her pancreas. Plus, trouble swallowing leads 35 year old Michelle to a surgeon who suspects thyroid cancer.

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures

15:00 HOARDERS Repeat WS PG

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

The Monkey Show - Part 1 Due to Ida Pearlberg's telling leg cramp (which predicts hurricanes), Sophia and just about everyone octogenarian in Miami are preparing for disaster, even though there's no news of a hurricane.

Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

The Monkey Show - Part 2 Dorothy, thinking she's awakening from a bad dream where Stan and Gloria were in her bed doing the sheet fandango, discovers the "bad dream" is standing in front of her wearing her silk robe.

Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned HD WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Cuffs Monica tries to prove her mother wrong; and, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc 18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey makes an odd deal with the building superintendent to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. Pheobe wants to date her sexy massage client.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend - but the truth could be even more upsetting. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

20:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Dirty Girl

Ross' beautiful new girlfriend has a disgusting secret. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

20:30 CITY OF ANGELS 1998 Captioned Repeat HD WS M

City Of Angels

Seth, an angel watching over L.A. falls in love with Maggie, a pragmatic heart surgeon. After revealing himself and his feelings to Maggie their passion deepens and two souls, one mortal, one celestial must struggle with their willingness and their need to sacrifice everything familiar for love.

Starring: Nicolas Cage, Meg Ryan, Andre Braugher, Dennis Franz

Cons.Advice: Sex Scenes

22:55 THE BIG C Repeat HD WS M

The Little c

Paul plays matchmaker for Andrea and the Ukrainian co-worker he is mentoring; an indiscreet Adam is responsible for jeopardizing Cathy's new job as a swim coach; and Sean contemplates taking the next step with Rebecca and seeks advice on how to go about it.

Starring: Laura Linney, Oliver Platt, Gabriel Basso

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References

23:25 THE BIG C Repeat HD WS M

Goldilocks and the Bears Lee takes Cathy to a Tibetan doctor to help lower her blood pressure for the clinical trial; a jealous Paul goes to a bar with Lee and Cathy; a grounded and bored Adam interferes with Andrea's date with Myk.

Starring: Laura Linney, Oliver Platt, Gabriel Basso

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

23:55 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:50 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Bite the Big Apple

Finding an apartment to rent in New York can be murder. In this case the murder occurred before she arrived.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul

01:50 GEM PRESENTS Repeat HD PG

Adam Harvey: Falling into Place

Music Special.

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

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04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

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09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

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11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Night Fears A former policeman, now a professor, challenges Jessica to a race to solve a series of muggings on campus, and the muggings soon escalate to murder.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul

12:00 ZEPPELIN 1971 Repeat WS PG

Zeppelin In World War I a British spy infiltrates the German Zeppelin works and learns of a plan to use a Zeppelin in a daring raid to steal national documents and hurt British morale.

Starring: Michael York, Elke Sommer, Maurius Goring, Peter Carsten, Andrew Keir, Anton Diffring

14:00 RPA Captioned Repeat WS PG

April has only just married but has had to put her future on hold while she deals with a painful lesion on her liver. Doctors wont know what it is until they remove it. Trouble is removing it puts the liver at huge risk.

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures

15:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend - but the truth could be even more upsetting. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

15:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Dirty Girl

Ross' beautiful new girlfriend has a disgusting secret. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Rose Loves Miles "Fasten your seat belt, slut puppy. This ain't gonna be no cakewalk," Sophia threatens Blanche, who's been left in charge of her when Dorothy laves on a three day cruise.

Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Room Seven Blanche is distraught over the demolition of Grammy Hollingsworthy's plantation in Atlanta. The old place houses Blanche's fondest memories of her youth.

Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned HD WS PG

The One Where Chandler Crossed The Line Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Joey's girlfriend. Ross' musical talents are not as amazing as he and Phoebe thinks.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Chandler In A Box On Thanksgiving, Joey wants to punish Chandler for kissing Kathy. Monica gets a surprise when she visits and eye doctor.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 ATTENBOROUGH AND THE GIANT EGG HD WS PG

Attenborough And The Giant Egg

David Attenborough returns to the Island of Madagascar on a very personal quest. In 1960 he visited the Island to film one of his first ever wildlife series. Whilst there, he acquired a giant egg of an extinct bird known as the 'elephant bird'. He now returns to the Island to find out more about this amazing creature and to see how the Island has changed. Could the elephant bird's fate provide lessons that may help protect Madagascar's remaining wildlife?

20:30 LAW & ORDER HD WS M

Turnaround (Part 2) Briscoe and Curtis serve an arrest warrant on a Hollywood director in the film executive murder case. Opposing counsel, Jamie's ex-husband, challenges the warrant. Jack and Jamie now must go to L.A. to defend it.

Starring: Jerry Orbach, Jesse L. Martin, Dennis Farina

21:30 PRIME SUSPECT WS MA

Inner Circles

Jane leads her team on an investigation of the murder of man who managed an exclusive club. Even though the local police have quickly laid blame on a gang of youths from the local council estate, Jane feels the murderer was probably a little closer to home.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence

23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!

02:00 LAW & ORDER Repeat HD WS M

Starring: Jerry Orbach, Jesse L. Martin, Dennis Farina

03:00 ALL NEAT IN BLACK STOCKINGS 1969 Repeat M

All Neat In Black Stockings The life and 'extra' adventures of an amorous window cleaner, in the hip and swingin' London of the 60's who divides his time between picking up the cleaning rag and picking up women in the London pubs.

Starring: Victor Henry

Cons.Advice: Sex Scenes

05:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Night Fears A former policeman, now a professor, challenges Jessica to a race to solve a series of muggings on campus, and the muggings soon escalate to murder.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul Sat Jan 28, 2012

06:00 ZEPPELIN 1971 Repeat WS PG

Zeppelin In World War I a British spy infiltrates the German Zeppelin works and learns of a plan to use a Zeppelin in a daring raid to steal national documents and hurt British morale.

Starring: Michael York, Elke Sommer, Maurius Goring, Peter Carsten, Andrew Keir, Anton Diffring

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

08:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 THE LAVENDER HILL MOB 1951 Repeat WS G

The Lavender Hill Mob Alec Guiness stars as a timid bank clerk, scheming to get even with his employer by masterminding a fool-proof robbery, leading to a riotous chase through London and the Continent.

Starring: Alec Guinness, Stanley Holloway, Alfie Bass, Sid James, Edie Martin

11:10 THE THIRD MAN 1949 Repeat PG

The Third Man

An American writer arrives in Vienna to take a job with an old friend only to find he has been murdered.

Starring: Joseph Cotten, Orson Welles

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

13:20 VIVA LAS VEGAS 1964 Repeat HD WS G

Viva Las Vegas Elvis Presley is Lucky Jackson, an aspiring auto racer with a dream of winning the Grand Prix. Sexy, spunky Ann-Margaret is Rusty Martin, the swimming instructor who falls for him against her will.

Starring: Elvis Presley, Ann Margret, Cesare Danova, William Demarest

15:10 THE WOMEN 1939 Repeat PG

The Women An array of husband-snatchers, snitches and lovelorn ladies argue and gossip about each other at astonishing breakneck speed.

Starring: Joan Crawford, Norma Shearer, Rosalind Russell

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

18:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

From Here to the Pharmacy

Blanche, in a patriotic zeal, sent more men off to the Persian Gulf smiling than Pepsodent. One of the men, Bill, took a promise she made to heart and has returned to claim his prize: Blanche, as his one and only girl. She doesn't remember him but fakes it for his benefit.

Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty

18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G

Coventry Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?

19:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G

Banqueting House, London 1 Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed? 20:30 CSI: NY Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Sleight Out Of Hand

An illusionist may have to defend the art of magic after an illusion is thought to have killed two women. Lindsay will need to take herself back to when she was fourteen in order to remember a crime that killed four of her friends.

Starring: Gary Sinise, Melina Kanakaredes, Hill Harper, Carmine Giovinazzo

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

21:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Wrecking Crew A 200-foot crane crashes into a Miami high rise, putting Calleigh and Delko in jeopardy and killing Horatio's best hope of catching a renowned crime boss.

22:30 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Say Uncle The CSI team needs the help of an 8-year-old, HIV-positive boy to figure out who shot and killed his uncle and his mother during a street party in Koreatown.

Starring: Laurence Fishburne, Marg Helgenberger, William Petersen, George Eads

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

23:25 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:20 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!

01:50 THE SERVANT 1963 Repeat WS M

The Servant An indolent, wealthy, weak young man hires an uncouth man who proceeds to slowly, surely and slimily take over the mansion and master, aided by his mistress whom he shares with the Master.

Starring: Dirk Bogarde, Sarah Miles, James Fox, Wendy Craig, Catherine Lacey, Patrick Magee

Cons.Advice: Sex Scenes, Adult Themes

04:00 THE DAY THE EARTH CAUGHT FIRE 1962 Repeat PG

The Day The Earth Caught Fire

Nuclear tests knock the world off its axis and send it careering towards the sun.

Starring: Edward Judd, Janet Munro, Leo McKern, Michael Goodwin

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Mild Coarse Language