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September 10, 1993 Memorial University of Newfoundland Volume 44, Number 1 Health concerns delay renovations

By CRAIG WELSH After weeks ofdelays, reno­ re;; ' vations have finally begun to GAMES the first floor of the Thomson SEATING AREA •9• ROOM .. lfVl~ Student Centre (TSC). How­ ever, these changes to the l'l . TSC have left many students 0 D 0 0 D l L/ unable to find a place to eat I 2 I I VAULT or to sit down. z ~- SEATING AREA •c• SEATING AREA •A• - ~ J NO SMOKING The changes are the result c tt: of the Council of the Stu­ 0 . c 0 0 0 0 . I- dents' Union (CSU) plan to create a Student Services i .. ~ I Centre on the first floor of OUTLET - e ' OUTLET I I the TSC. This centre could offer, among other services, f'u I ___.D 1 l.i:J TRAVEL a food court, a convenience ~ i' ~-. I CUlS store and a pharmacy. How­ "'""" OU~ [ OUTLET ~T OUTLET " r -....u...... , J g -COAT ever, all of these services ROOM 2'.IL/l 5 ~I 2 ~~;I have been delayed until at ======r;::::::i least November, the expected completion date of the cen­ I ~ ~- 1h - tre. According to the CSU Gen­ I ' :S~: :~~~;.,c;:;cES w• -~ . eral Manager Dave Kirkland, - there have been a number of - difficulties in getting con­ struction started on the cen­

- ..__....: ~ tre. ''There was a three to four week delay while the archi­ !::=:= ...... I . . . I. == ~ tects and engineers exam­

roll C~TillUATIOH $[[ owe. ined the TSC. Then there II 'l JJ ~::G~ENW~ was another two week delay while we accepted tenured bids to do the construction.'' CSU President Paula

11 Grimes added that there II j....------'"-=-!!.------# Ittttttfttt?ttit?lttttltft:/lI\ttrtrtttffftt?t?ft?fftt:r:ttt:rt:t:t:tr:I:}{:'.:::}:f!{{:}:/ttttt?tI?{fIIlI?t?t?tt:tlttftitttf:t:tt~tt:trtt:;:;:;:;://{{:f~:llt were also problems with the Floor plan courtesy of the C.S.U. Board of Regents and with getting the funding. "It was ABOVE:The plans for the Thomson Student Centre NEW first floor.!! just a misunderstanding and Notes: Outlets include new food stores and other student services. The Vault will not be a CONTINUED ON PAGE smoking room In fact, there is no smoking room for this floor. Due date to finish: Nov. 93. 3: Health Concerns

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September 10, 1993 The MUSE the muse NEWS Vcth1me 44 Nt1mber I

Editors in Chief: I'm a great believer in the Audrey McLaughlin and the New Democrats look to Susan Thomson fact that memories tend to be Donna Wong sweeter than reality. Nostal­ If Voting Could Change be in dire straits. Which is rather curious, since they gia will always make the past News Editor: have quite an impressive much more appealing than the TheSystem... . Seamus Heffernan present. It is for that reason party video in circulation. It that I despise the epic tales of talks about jobs for Canadi­ Staff Writers: my elders; myths spun by older ans, which is pretty ironic Craig Welsh since part of the video was Chris Myrick generations about how great Patcy Aylward things were in their day. made in the United States. I don't beleive that the '60s Without leadership, there Entertainment Writers: were all that hot. I don't care is no progress. Where have Chris Smith about the Beatles last concert. all the great leaders gone? Earl Woodman John F. Kennedy was an aver­ What stories will I have to Tara Murphy Gord Locke age president, all right? I don't tell? "I remember where I was the first time I paid CraigWelsh even think Bobby Orr was the Kirsten Starcher greatest defenseman ofall time. GST?" I think not. I don't care how much snow I love my country and the you waded into get to school, or It Would Be right to vote is sacred and an Production Manager: how much stuff costed in "your integral part of the demo­ Duleepa Wijayawardhana day." Live in the present, that's cratic process. It would be far what I say. Against The Law. more enjoyable if I felt any of Production Assistants: Chris Smith In keeping with my philoso­ the choices were worth my vote and yours. Vote care­ Jamie Wiseman phy, the biggest thing going on Earl Woodman right now would have to be the upcoming election. Prime fully and follow your heart, but you should know that in the Scott Hutchens Minister Kim Campbell announced Wednesday that the coun­ absense of great leadership, there is leadership by default. Weldon Bonnell try will be going to the polls in late October, and thus the hype Whoever emerges as prime minister has a long road to travel Phil McCausland shall start. for progress to begin. Suddenly, JFK seems to have some Andrew McKim appeal. Hans Rollman Presently, our prime minister is a former cabinet minister of Chris Myrick the Mulroney government. She is also the architect of the Patcy Aylward ongoing helicopter saga and amazingly photogenic. S.H. Her stiffest competition would apear to be coming from Jean Art/Photo Contributiors: Chretien, who has not done a lot lately despite the fact he's p.s. Despite the unusually hot weather of late, summer is Phil McCausland (Flag) been involved in politics since the dawn of time (1974 for me). over, Dear Reader, so allow us to wish you well in your Jason McCarthy He seems quite silent recently, and one can only wonder if he's semester. And if you find yourself idle at any time and find newspapers intriguing, stop by T-2001 and introduce your­ PMT Technician: waiting for Campbell's momentum to crash. He's also trying to Stephen Walsh avoid the persistent stories that he handpicked candidates for self. We like new faces, and you never know where the next ridings, acting on behalf of the party. leader (or editor) can come from. Our Dear Friends: Wendy Rodgers LETTERS

Alphonso Haynes #179535 few wrestlers during visits A letter Chippewa Temporary Cor­ to Memorial Stadium here in Morose rectional Facility turn. I must say, I found 4535 W. Tone Rd. them, especially the Big Boss from Kinchelo, Mich. 4978-0001 Man, to be very congenial Muse fan people. The way in which , l]'f\ 9.1 you degraded them in your [Note: This letter regards Chippewa music review just turns my the article "CSU councillor Advertising Manager: Woeful Jim Murphy 737-7633 stomach! (As my last in prison" that appeared in FAX:737/4743 Dear Students: semester's history profwould the July 9th issue ofthe Sum­ mer Muse] I am presently confined at WWFfan have stated it: ''Don't pass National Advertising: the "Chippewa Temporary value judgements without Campus Plus Corrrectional Facility'' and supporting evidence.") Dear Editors: Merton St. would be very grateful if I Furthermore, I have heard Toronto I wish to issue a letter re­ could perhaps establish a Dear Editor: other albums by WWF Su­ The Muse is the official student correspondence with anyone perstars (e.g. Piledriver). I garding a previously sent let­ newspaper ofthe Memorial Univeraity ter to the Editors ofthe Muse. of Newfoundland. The Muse is a wishing to do so. Please un­ This letter is in response must say that the wrestlers The circumstances sur­ member of the Canadian Univeraity derstand just because I'm in to themusical review of the sing as well as than singers Preas (CUP) and adheres to the CUP rounding the alleged lost let­ prison does not necessararily WWFWrestlemaniaAlbum like Bon J ovi, Def Leppard, Statement of Principles and Code of ter are very conspicuous. mean I'm a criminal. We all which was written by etc. Ethics. I challenge the Muse to The Muse reserves the right to edit can make a mistake - be­ Duleepa Wijayawardhana is improve its publication to copy for length, grammatical errora, cause imperfection due to in the July 30, 1993 issue of Yours Sincerely, and racist, sexist, homophobic, and/or justify itself to its' reader- anyone whos not perfect. But the Muse. Heather Rose Russell libelous content. Opinions expressed nothing can change a Frankly, Ms. Wijaya­ CONTINUED ON PAGE 5 in the Muse are not necessarily those particulare situation, unless of the entire staff, the CSU or the wardhana, I don't like the PS. The Big Boss Man even Administration of Memorial there's a will to do so. Is God fact that you degraded the called me "sugar" Univeraity. the only one who forgives? I WWF Superstars in your Letters to the Editor may be hope it hasn't been accounted [Clarification: Contrary to forwarded to Box A-118, Memorial review. Although I have not Univeraity of Newfoundland, or the 'presumptous' if a man of yet listened to the popular belief, Duleepa low and humble station, has Muse office T-2001, Thomson Student Wrestlemania album, I do Wrjayawardhana aka Dups, Centre. Submiasiona by E-mail can be ventured to have a friend. wat.ch WWF Superstars of is actually a he not a she! - sent [email protected]. You Thank you for your time and Wrestlin1 each weekend. I Ed] can reach the staff at (709) 737-8919 consideration. or FAX(709) 737-4743Alllettera must also have met personally a bear the signature of the author for it to be published. The MUSE September 10, 1993

ing first year courses. According to Collins most ofthe complaints received by General Studies seem to be many were waitlisted two or students beyond their first three times in an effort to get semester. He said "if new a better time table. entering students had regis­ He said however that there t.ered anywhere near the time were ''lots of students com­ they should have, then they now offering new slots for ing by [the General Studies should have all their office] who seemed to be des­ various courses, while in oth­ courses." ers the class sizes have been perate for courses." Regis­ New students having prob­ trar Glenn Collins was ada­ increased. The new slots and lems should only be those sections are given in the ad­ mant in saying that if a who are ''late accepts" into student knew that they are joining table. MUN; those who did not reg­ MUN Registrar Glenn going to drop a course, then ister at the correct time and they should drop it as fast as Collins said departments those who failed to meet the were being encouraged to possible. He called it a "crime" requirement for Math 1080. for a student not to do so. accept students beyond the Collins said that they have course limits to take into ac­ He also noted that as done all that they can to make waitlists have now been count the 10% drop rate. it easier for new students to Prior to this decision the transferred to their respec­ register including have the tive departments and that Division of General Studies telephone in operation from had been swamped with tele­ students who require a Sam to 9pm during the first course for their degree should phone enqu1r1es about two weeks of registration. courses, the number of calls make their case known to He admitted however that the proper department. reaching as high as 150 on there was likely a significant some days. The office of the General problem for returning stu­ Studies is located in S-4053 Director of General Studies dents beyond the first semes­ Dr. Mike Collins noted that and will help first year stu­ ter who in the past would dents in getting advisors and the problem was perhaps have gotten their courses mainly due to the introduc­ helping in other academic ahead of the new students. areas. They can be contacted tion of the Telephone Regis­ He was unsure of exactly tration System for new en- by calling 737-8202. NEW SECTIONS ADDED

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- Prices subject to departure tax & GST - Prices determined by departure - Some restrictions apply PLEASE CALL: 737-7926 TRAVEL CUTS THE TRAVEL COMPANY OF THE CANADIAN FEDERATION OF STUDENTS The MUSE September 10. 1993 '1 Co-ordination improves Orientation By CHRIS MYRICK students were confused. for students in residence. For first year students Ori­ local bands, including Great According to Vice President Nobody knew who was doing Internal of the Council Stu­ The first week of orienta­ entation thus, provides es­ Big Sea, the Blueberry's, Bis­ what or what was available tion activities, which com­ tablishes a friendly atmo­ cuit, Albert Fayth and local dents Union, Darrell for who. What was available Mugford, orientation pro­ menced on August 30, at­ sphere within Memorial. reggae band Pressure Drop. to those over 19, those under tracteda significant numbers Providing a friendly envi­ Fall Fest this year replaces vides a ''welcoming to new 19, or for everybody." students ofMemorial, by pro­ of students. Mugford says ronment for new students is the Summer-Fest of previ­ In order to overcome these ''the first week attracted over of particular importance for ous years.Mugford feels that viding a week where they problems, this years orienta­ get used to the University 300 students", adding that Student Housing. Tom by moving the afternoon con~ tion was a coordinated effort "all events were well at­ Brophy explains, "(part of) cert to the fall semester it and look at it in a positive by all three thus providing way". Although one of the tended". Some of the various their agenda is to get senior will attract more students as for better communication events planned to welcome students to meet new stu­ there is a significantly higher explicit goals of the CSU ori­ between groups on campus. entation is to provide a wel­ students included wacky dents, preventing .. . 'black' number of students in the Mugford describes results of olympics, sporting events, froshing" fall semester. come back to returning stu­ the new coordination as "ex­ dents, Mugford sees the comedy performances as well Orientation festivities clue Orientation 93 concludes on cellent", further stating that as socials and dances. The up this weekend with the Sunday at 8:30 pm, in event as a particularly im­ he has ''heard ·nothing but portant event for new stu­ latter providing new stu­ CSU Fall-Fest, in Hatcher Hatcher Field, with fire­ good comments." However, dents with an early opportu­ Field from 2 - 7pm on Satur­ works and the announce­ dents; "as many come from Brophy adds that, as this is communities of 300 or so nity to meet other students. day. Fall fest features five ment of the winning team of only tne first year of coordi­ the orientation competition. people and it is important for nated orientation, all prob­ them to become accustomed lems have not yet been over­ to, and enjoy campus life". come; ''It would be better to In the past there were three say that we have taken a Student loan changes separate orientations held by good kick at them... we have the CSU, CONTACS (Cen­ made a damn good start". 11 11 tre for Orientation Non-Tra­ Additionally, despite the bitter sweet ditional and Commuter Stu­ new coordination between dents) and Student Housing. the three orientations, each OTTAWA(CUP)byArn tives passed Bill C-76 that tion of the interest-free pe­ According to Tommy Brophy, organization still attempts to Keeling- made the changes law. riod will not be a burden to of CONTACS, the former students because they will serve a different clientele: The government intro­ Ron Duhamel, Liberal edu­ method of orientation pro­ be finiShed school and trying while the activities hosted duced long-awaited changes cation critic, said the elimi­ duced confusion among stu­ by CONTACS are expressly to the Canada Student Loans nation of the interest-free to find a job. She said the dents, coordinators and ori­ $6,130 average yearly loan for new students (under 19), program this summer - but period would cost students entation sponsors alike; amount is ''well within the the CSU orientation activi­ they will end up costing stu­ leaving school an extra $35 "(orientations were) com­ repayment ability of most ties target the entire student dents. million per year in interest pletely separate with no co­ borrowers." body, and most Student Bernard Valcourt, federal payments on their loans. ordination whatsoever, we Duhamel said the lack of Housing events are strictly minister ofhuman resources Students will only save $25 had clashing schedules, the an interest-free period will and labour, announced in a million with the three per devastate students already summer press release that cent tax gone, according to facing a tough job market the three per cent guarantee Duhamel. This means stu­ and increasing debt loads. fee paid by students who re­ dents will lose money in the "Now there will be no re­ ceive loans will be eliminated long run under the new mea­ prieve," he said. as of Aug. 1. What the press sures, he said. There still might be in release failed to mention, Carl Gillis, chair of the Saskatchewan. According to however, is that the inter­ Canadian Federation of Stu­ the University of est-free period on loans for dents, said the organization Saskatchewan newspaper six months after leaving worked hard for two aca­ The Sheaf, the province's school would also be can­ demic years to secure the NDP government has offered celled Aug. 1. elimination of the tax. But to pay interest on all student For the past two years, stu­ he added the cancellation of .~ loans for the six months af­ 'l. dents who received student the interest-free period made ! ter leaving school. loans have had to pay a three the victory bittersweet at Racette disagreed that stu­ per cent premium up front best. ''There's a side of me dent loan defaults - which on the amount of their loan. that's cynical," said Gillis, occur nearly twice as often --- The government said it used who admitted the move may as consumer loan defaults - this money to make up for have been a pre-election ploy will increase due to immedi­ LABA TIS/SHERLOCKS students who defaulted on as much as it was a CFS ate interest payments. ''We repaying their loans and to lobbying triumph. JACKET don't agree that this will con­ combat the national debt. Racette said the tribute to these problems," ''The fee was implemented to government's decision to AVALON MALL she said. offset the rapidly increasing eliminate the tax was not a MONDAYS: 3P.M . - CLOSE Gillis said accessibility to cost of implementing (loans) result of pressure from the student loans will be threat­ . programs," said Micheline CFS, but the change is "part ened further by Tory poli­ Racette, Valcourt's press sec­ of larger reforms" planned cies such as the privatization retary. ''The measure was for the loans system. She said of loan administration. successful." she could not comment of the A government report, made As well, students had a six­ nature of further reforms. public earlier this year, sug­ month grace period after fin­ The changes will affect stu­ gested turning over more of ishing full-time schooling dent loans negotiated after the administration to one or during which the govern­ Aug. 1, said Linda Fleming, two private banks. 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'f'rttsl 'f'rr~jr111. R t'd11 O' '/'ht' Risi'. ••••••••••••••••• The MUSE September 10, 1993 9 ENTERTAINMENT Zastrozzi: Bloody good show ubermensch, played by Aiden out his times on stage. We Zastrozzi '' Mr. Z.'s henchman Bernardo, "success grows in. pairs. got the impression that Jennifer Deon Flynn, is seeking revenge his sado-masochistic, some­ times-lustmate Matilda, and Bernardo was meant to be a against the happily insane character in turmoil, but By GORD LOCKE and the innocent Julia, a victim Verezzi (Norman Karlick) for Druery's performance only TARA MURPHY of circumstance who finds a past crime of passion. revealed his shallowest as­ The title character of MUN herselfenmeshed in the plots Verezzi's tutor (Jaap 0. pects. Drama's Zastrozzi, which of this mad trio. Tuinman) has kept him one Janet Edmonds easily you can still see tonight and This is by far the most bi­ step ahead of Zastrozzi for turned in the best perfor­ tomorrow night, is a Machia­ zarre and visually impres­ three years, in desperately mance of the play; she vellian turn-of-the-century sive MUN Drama production trying to keep a promise that brought a depth and realism master criminal and mur­ we've ever seen: there's he had made to the madman's of expression to her charac­ ' derer whose existentialist whips, shackles, black lace, father and to assuage his ter that was a welcome oasis ethics are at odds with the leather, sex and plenty of guilt for leaving the priest­ from the other two protago­ 1. Age of Enlightenment dawn­ blood. The sets were incred­ hood. Thrown in the mix are nists' exaggerated emoting. ing around him. This amoral ible - very towering and omi­ nous - and worked well with Also enjoyable was Karlick's the clever lighting. As well, comedic take on Verezzi; he it was obvious that a lot of gave himselfover to the char­ work went into the stage di­ acter, apparently absorbed rection, with well-thought­ in his role even when he I f ; ! wasn't the object of atten­ .... ~. out placement of characters ;_,.,.,.. . and props. The fight scenes, tion. I ' .. directed by C.J. Francis, were It was unusual to see • 4 21 well-choreographed and con­ Tuinman playinga role other vincing. Importantly, the than the typical brooding actors seemed physically study in cynicism, but this .J- ~ gives him a more noticeable well-suited to each respec­

¥ ••.•• ;;, ·-, 4:'., .. t / stage presence than he ·oth­ , , tive role, and the first-rate costume design contributed erwise would have had. This " /f to their realistic presence. was due largely to Victor be­ The main criticism which ing the most interestingchar­ we can make of the play, and acter (maybe Zastrozzi was it's a glaring and unfortu­ supposed to be, but that nate one given the consis­ wasn't conveyed), giving tently exceptional nature of Tuinman the chance to im­ the rest of the production, is part his character's inner the over-the-top perfor­ conflict, which he did well. mances given by some of the Only during the less intense cast. In situations where scenesdidheremindyou that quiet intensity would have he's just an actor playing the beenidealtoconveythemood part. ofthe scene or soliloquy, loud Despite the one recurring bellowing was instead em­ problem we mentioned, we ployed. This is endemic to still highly recommend you MUN Drama productions of see this play. The gripping the recent past, and typically story and characters will LETTERS CONTINUED jolts the viewer from the sus­ keep you watching the stage, pension of disbelief which is even ifyou have to look past CONTINUED FROM PAGE 4 necessary for one to fully lose the overstated interpreta­ not recall the essence of the again call for a front page oneself in the portrayal. tions. It proves to be a ship. Students at Memorial letter. Also, if they (Muse apology to Mr. Mills and the Zastrozzi, for instance, would thought-provoking essay on do not need another useless, stafl) had any investigative student body. Also, if appro­ have been a much more the conflict between an opti­ wasteful, sensational media skill they could have found priate action is not taken to frightening and intimidating mistic view of the human publication. There already the letter writer. This is be­ improve the Muse then other character if Flynn had pro­ condition on one hand are plenty of ''rags" avail­ sides the fact of how the let­ avenues will be pursued to jected the intensity offeeling (Verezzi), and cynical nihil­ able, there is no need for the ter became lost in the begin­ ensure that a conscientious, quietly as opposed to fiercely. ism (Zastrozzi), with human Muse to circulate idol gossip ning. Very unprofessional, do respectable and informative Also guilty of this sin of rationality (Victor) temper­ and highlight sensational­ you agree? publication is made available overacting was Robertson ing the two extremes. ism. Make the Muse a jour- I proposed that the letter in to the students at Memorial. Druery (Bernardo), whose Zastrozzi plays tonight and -nal that students at Memo­ question was too critical and tomorrow night at 8:00 p.m. rial can be proud of, not volume level and intonation truthful for the Muse staff to THE LINE HAS BEEN in the Reid Theatre in the something to be disgusted were virtuallystatic through- deny or rebut. After all, the DRAWN Arts and Administration with. letter was hand delivered, so building. The Muse has not only be­ it must have been somewhere Nick Pretty come oblivious to journalis­ within the confines of the tic integrity, but is also ab­ Muse office. The letter was [Note: we do not deny that sent of basic journalistic dated July 12, this would the loss of the letter was our skills. The most recent ex­ WE ARE AT A STATE OF have given the Muse staff fa ult, however the loss oc­ ample of the ineptitude of over two weeks, before next curred shortly before produc­ COLLAPSE the Muse staff was the al­ publication or the writer. The tion and we did not have the leged losing of a letter to the staff was incapable of doing "two weeks" to find Mr. Editors. An apology was re­ either. For me to engage in Pretty. As to knowing the leased butthis made thesitu­ petty bickering, which a p­ name, wouldn't you remem­ WE NEED ation even more suspicious. parently is the favourite pas­ ber the name of a person who The Muse staff remembered HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP! ! ! time of the Muse and CSU, is had severely criticised you? - who wrote the letter but could below my nature. Instead, I Editors] What is the CSU? The Council of the Students' Union is the voice of the students for the students, of the students, by the students, to help the students. What would I go to the CSU for? To report grievances, to get academic advice, for general information about the campus services available to students.

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Where do I get health insurance opt out forms? When do we vote for The CSU offices. Next March (if your still

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MONDAY TUESDAY • • I THURSDAY POOR l\ACHOS WING IT «) 11 \\'I L\'I' WING IT STUDENT NACHOS Baskets of 10. 20 BURGERS MIDNIGHT Baskets of 10, 20 NIGHT Get a Heapin' or 30 with your «HI \\'11:\'I' Bl":\~ or 30 with your Helpin' for only favourite drink SPECIAL favourite drink Iii I.II. Finish up Your Night at Sherlock's 99 ~ Bl IH;FH 99~ with a Midnight Snack on Us. Check it out Pit·t·•· 15~PnPit·t·t· 99~ 20¢"..r :~ p.n1.-Clo~•· 3 p.111.-Close FHEE PIZZ..\ fron1 12p.n1.- I a.n1. Happy Hour All Day ;3 p.111.-Clo~c· :~ p.n1.-(:lo~.- 12 :\ 0011-(lo~e The MUSE September 10, 1993 13 MUN Sunday Cinema Series Presents .... Qiu Ju: A very intelli ent film nounced something like choo- "extras" on the streets of the Exclusive Opening: THE joo)--the third masterpiece villages and towns didn't re- STORY OF QIU JU from brilliant Chinese direc- ally realize they were about By MILDRED PIERCE tor . The MUN to framed in a feature film. Well, I'm back at the beat. Sunday Cinema Series has You'll see, therefore, how Muse editors come and go kind of adopted this guy, uncannilyauthenticthisfilm (actually, they seem to lin­ having shown all of his ma- looks and feels. ger) but I manage to keep jor international releases so THE STORY OF QIU JU enrolled and enlisted year far. Remember and is about a pregnant peasant afteryear, pursuing my quest RAISE THE RED LAN- woman'sattempttogetsome to be discovered by Martin TERN? Both banned in respect for her and her hus- Scorsese and hired as a NY China? Yup--those were his, band, a chili farmer who was- scriptwriter. So far, I've re­ each in its own way chal- -uh--disabled when the head ceived the attention of a lengingtheAuthoritiesofthe of the village kicked him in couple of film students and China that brought us the bamboo shoots. That's the odd Physics prof, but a Tiannamen Square. Well, basically the plot. But, of girl can keep hoping, right? THE STORY OF QIU JU is course, there's so much more Also back with another ex­ just as amazing and bold an going on. This movie oper- \ otic program of MOVIES effort--maybe even more so, ates on a number of levels, YOU CAN'T GET AT THE because director Zhang most of them pointing to the MALL is the MUN Sunday brings his tale of life in rural incredibly rigid and madden- Cinema Series and a fall line­ China right into the present ingly bureaucratic mindset up that promises to deliver tense. In fact, the film has a ofChineseofficialdom. There on mind-challenging high­ quasi-documentary feel to it, are no obvious heroes in this grade entertainment.· because so much of it was world, but the central female Consider the first must-see shot with a hidden camera character of Wan, played by screening this Sunday--THE and long-range radio. The the stunningly gorgeous to town to capital city is the STORY OF QIU JU (pro- from Zhang's other China that officially honours charging the wide visual field films, carries the ball and a one-child policy. Great idea, with warmth. The best thing the narrative forward as she but what to do with the peas­ aboutTHE STORY OF QIU Setting ideal attempts to see justice done, ant tradition of large fami­ JU is that it i:iever once con­ against all the odds of an lies, ideally large families of descends or acts superior to impossibly slow legal and boys. RAISE THE RED LAN­ any ofthe uneducated simple political system. TERN is one of the mst poi­ villagers. In Zhang's cinema, for Tempest It's not that the people--the gnant parables of women's everyone gets treated with men--with whom Wan comes oppression in China you'll respect. The Tempest performance as the son of in contact are evil or gross or ever see. THE STORY OF As always, this film and Dick's Kids Productions the King of Naples (weakly anything. In fact, they're QIU JU pushes the theme to the dozen others to follow Director: Tony Chadwick played by David Brown), scrupulously honest in their an even more complex level. (including the fantastic low­ alongside an admirable por­ own way. It's that the Sys­ Wan is seeking her husband's budget hit EL MARIACHI) ByDULEEPA trayal of the young and inno­ tem ofcivil-law in which they lost dignity, perhaps un­ will be shown at the Avalon WIJAYAWARDHANA cent Miranda who has never all operate makes St. John's aware that she is the one Mall on Sundays. The films and KIRSTEN seen a man before (played by City Council look like an en­ who needs to be recognized start at 2:00 and tickets--ei­ STARCHER Petrina Bromley). lightened political chamber. by all those men running the ther single admission or Imagine The Tempest as While the whole play as a One unstated but nonethe­ place. passes--will be available at it really might have been... whole was excellent, down to less obvious aspect of all this Anyhow, it's a great film, the door. There are some the waves crashing on the the period costumes, the best is that Wan and the zillions full of comic touches and vi­ once-only-in-town screen­ rocks, fog rolling in from the performance was that ofSean of Chinese women for whom sual tableaux. Those red chili ings this season, most not sea, ominous thunderclouds Panting as Caliban, the sav­ she presumably speaks de­ peppers keep appearing in ever coming to a theatre, let left by the passing of a great age and deformed slave of mands to be treated as a so­ the grey-brown Chinese alone a video shop near you. storm and the wind biting Prospero. Snivelling and cial equal. Don't forget that landscape like columns of So make the most of it. Get into the faces ofa forlorn and grovelling, he gave a come­ the China in which she fire, burning through the Cultured. Get out of your­ shipwrecked crew. dic performance worth every makes her way from village drabness of rural life and self. Get out of the House! Too bad this never comes penny paid. across like this on stage (or Caliban was well matched in the book). However, the with the other comedic char­ typical Newfoundland acters: Trinculo, the jester, weather paid tribute to a and the drunken butler, Dick's Kids Production of Stephano. Their perfor­ The Tempest held on the mances deserved the laugh­ cliff-side near the Marine ter they received. Lab. They were a few problems Held on five days (rain or with the setting-as with any shine) and directed by Tony play in the open; some of the Chadwick, the play success­ longer speeches tended to fully incorporated the rug­ dissolve into the mist. The ged outdoor and excellent play itself ran longer than acting to provide a theatric expected; night descended to spectacle. obscure the actors from the The main characters were view of the audience. portrayed by a cast ofexperi­ Hopefully this will not be enced MUN Drama perform­ the last of such plays (after ers. Professor Dick Buehler all, it was billed as the First (hence: Dick's Kids) played · Annual Shakespeare by the the main role of Prospero, Sea Festival). The only thing sorcerer and brother of the thatreallyperturbed us \Vas usurping Duke of Milan, the flies delicately nipping Antonio, (extremely well at our heels. Next time, bring played by Jaap 0. Tuinman). bug spray. Aiden Flynn put on a fine Photo courtesy of CN-is Hammond CSU IMPORTANT DATE

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Having arrived in our province during the summer, The Residency Project enabled the company to develop some new pieces, while working with local members of our artistic community. With numerous workshops and special classes the company used the St. John's Arts & Culture Centre as its home. Now embarking on an Eastern Canada tour, the DESROSIERS DANCE THEATRE COMPANY launches their new works for all to see and enjoy. Forms can be picked up at September 17 & 18 at 8 pm the CSU office.

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of hockey that By PATTY AYLWARD humour and original style. Grand Banks followed by 7 hind a computer completing Newfoundlanders have ever The St.John's Maple Leafs George Mclearn was a fa­ years with Q Radio. In 1991 his sports summary for next experienced. return to Memorial Stadium miliarvoice to Newfoundland he was hired as a sports beat morning's paper. A few short Talking with Brendan, it's October 2/93 to play the first hockey fans for many years, reporter and the rest is his­ hours after McCarthy calls it obvious he has a great deal of of two pre-season home but little was actually known tory. quits, McLearn is back once respect for George Mclearn. games. Due to the fact that about Brendan McCarthy The combination of again preparing the next ''This [AHL hockey] was a the preseason officially be­ until he took his post during McCarthy and Mclearn is game, and the cycle contin­ new experience to myselfand gins later this month on the the inaugural season with magic. It's often been re­ ues. the people of Newfoundland. road, Newfoundland's first the AHL Maple Leafs. marked that the games are The years of broadcasting At first, I followed George's image of this year's team will McCarthy was born in Brit­ more exciting on the radio over Newfoundland airwaves lead and now we learn to­ be over the air waves with ish Columbia, but calls New than actually sitting in the has taken it toll on their gether the ways and means play-by-play announcers Brunswick his home. He had stands. With George's take mainland accents to the point of sports reporting." George Mclearn and originally planned to stay in charge account of the play­ where even the most down Covering AHL hockey is Brendan McCarthy on com­ Newfoundland for only six b y-p lay coupled with rooted Newfoundlander almost a 24-hour job for the mentary. Though neither is months; that was ten years McCarthy's humour and could be confused. Mclearn two men; Mcle.arn doing the originally from the island, ago. He began his Newfound­ commentary, those tuned in and McCarthy have defi­ pre-show duties and Newfoundland quickly land broadcasting career to the broadcast enjoy the nitely made their mark in McCarthy the post. adapted to their dry inside with CKYQ Radio in the most entertaining few hours the hearts of Newfoundland Mclearn's day begins early hockey fans everywhere and getting interviews and pre­ I'm sure that most people paringfor the evening broad­ will agree with me when I cast and his job finishes say that Newfoundland shortly after the game. In hockey will never be the same SEA HAWK Sports contrast Brendan's just be­ without unmatched chemis­ ginning; long after the broad­ try of the adopted boys of the cast ends McCarthy sits be- AHL. SEAHAWK SPORTS tive teams competing in the the Physical Educationbuild­ By Patty Aylward AUAAs once again this sea­ ing or by contacting the event It's another semester at son including soccer, volley­ coordinator, Bill Redden at Memorial University (MUN), ball, basketball, track & field, 737-8130. which signifies the start of wrestling, cross country and Entry fees for each event Duran Duran Because ofthe fact that this the new Varsity Calendar of swimming. There are also range from $40.00 for open Duran Duran review is later than most, a Events. Between now and several intermural teams team to $24.00 for residence Capitol Records third single has been released Decemberstudents will have and activities presently on teams. Individuals are en­ from the cassette entitled, the opportunity to see the campus and open to all stu­ couraged to attend various By EARL WOODMAN 'Too Much Information,' competitive AUAA dents such as judo, karate, events at a cost of $5.00 for This band which had its which incidentally is the SeaHawks in action. aerobics, fencing, air rifle, the "Slam Dunk", $4. 00 for peak popularity in the 1980's lead-offsongonsideone. The Each week the muse news­ weight lifting, and synchro­ the "Super Shooter" and the is finally back after a long song is a put down towards paper will cover athletes and nized swimming, just to three point contest costs break, with a new self-titled the commercialism of televi­ highlights of the week hap­ name a few. Each of these $3.00. album. This cassette contains sion and the take-over of in­ penings in the "SeaHawks activities will be taking new Participants are limited to thirteen tracks - twelve formation, arenas by the Sports" section of the sports members during the next few compete in two 3-on-3 cat­ songs, and one interlude. United States' MTV, ABC, page. We encourage stu­ weeks, for further informa­ egories and two of the three AB you may have heard on and Great Britain's BBC, as dents, both new and old, to tion contact· the general of­ individual events. radio or television, the first examples. It has only been get out and support their fice in the Physical Educa­ " This is the third year for single, 'Ordinary World' released for about a month. teams. tion building. this event and we are hoping reached number one on some Other interestingand note­ The action begins Satur­ Basketball 'Magic' will be to attract a wide range of . music surveys. worthy moments on this al­ day September 18, 1993 at held on Friday, September participants again this year. The group's second release, bum include the song 'None Fieldian Grounds, when the 24andalldaySaturday,Sep­ The timing of the event pre­ one of my favourites from Of The Above' - "Money, Men's Soccer team plays host tember 25 at Physical Edu­ cedes the beginning of the 1993 so far, is the song'Come power, Holy roads, Freedom to Saint Francis Xavier at cation building gymnasium. basketball season for the se­ Undone.' Although it didn't puts my faith in none of the 4pm and once again on Sun­ The extravaganza will in­ nior and intermediate show up as impressively as above" is how the chorus day at 12 noon. clude 3 on 3 events, as well as leagues throughout the prov­ 'Ordinary World' on the goes. Also of note, the happy­ Women's soccer action be­ an individual 3 point shoot­ inces well as the sessions for charts, it did do quite well, go-lucky 'Femme Fatale' and gins at home the following ing contest, a 'Super Shoot­ the MUN basketball team," hittingthetopfive. Thissong, the part-Spanish 'Breath Af­ Saturday, September 25 at ers' contest and a 'Slam Redden also added :" These like most on the cassette, has ter Breath.' 4pm at the MUN pitch oppo­ Dunk' event. events are a lot of fun and I a straight forward pop sound, Considering the fact that site the Physical Education There will be male, female am sure that spectators will but with lyrics that have a Duran Duran had disap­ Building. The Lady and mixed categories in five also enjoy these activities." darker feel. This song is also peared for a little while, this SeaHawks will host the Uni­ divisions, open, junior (un­ All the proceeds for the broken up nicely with a mix album has quite a modern versity of Moncton again on der 21), MUN residences, Basketball "Magic" will go to of lead and background vo­ mood. It's in tune to today Sunday, September 26 at High School and Wheel Chair the MUN SeaHawks men's cals which seem to share the and deserves a place in your 12pm. events. Entryformsareavail­ and women's basketball pro­ song. collection. I give it 8 of 10. MUN has several competi- able at the general office of grams. cs FOOD FOR THOUGHT CHES'S famous FISH & CHIPS

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tEeOllO PAqE 800/CtTORE CAMERAMUN STUDIOS THOMPSON STUDENT CENTRE AllO POtTER ti/OP t ************************ Books, MaQaz\nes, CameraMUN Studios is located on the first floor of the Thompson comics, Etc. Student Centre, next door to the CSU main office. posters G a\ore • Mov\e Memor~b1~\a I , our spec1ahty Since its official opening in 1969, CameraMUN has been Rock Music ,.. I providing manyphotographic services for the students Nove\ty \tems Waterford vaney Mal of Memorial University of Newfoundland. 655 TopsaU R,oad (bes\de Che• s) A1E 2E3 (709) 364-8154 Today, CameraMUN is offering many more services to keep up with the growing demand of our customers.

Some of these services include: Af;W Professional Graduation Portraits (We supply cap and fw,. ~ gown and a picture for the yearbook free of charge) Comics & Graphic Novels (New and Collectable) tlf On Stage Graduation Photographs Role Playing Games & Accessories Science Fiction, Horror & Fantasy, ;fPassport and Application Photographs Non-Sports Trading Cards, Collecting Supplies, ;f 24 Hour Photofinishing and a Reliable Reserve List System. tlf House Photographs (for students of Paton Collage) Timemasters is located at 183A Duckworh Street tlfYearbook Photography (for the annual Cap and Gown) (Basement Entrance, Near the top of the steps on the east side ;fWinter Carnival Video (mainly Lip-Sine) of the War Memorial) Phone 754-3654 Af;W Photography Courses (We teach basic and advanced ~ Darkroom, Basic Photography and advanced Studio) We accept Studentsaver Cards: 10% off Role-Playing Games and Accessories, and Back Issues Ifyou have any inquiries pertaining to any ofour services Timemasters is a Newfoundland owned and operated company. please call us at: 737-7533 The MUSE September 10. 1993 19 T'S HAPPENING

CHID SOCIETY is holding an Call 74 7-8600 for more informa­ SERVICES on laser printer avail­ her home. Though, I won't men­ EVENTS orchid show, at the Memorial tion. able. Please call Kathy at 579- tion her name her, Tracy. ar you're University Botanical Garden on 9819 ( please leave message) wondering what P.I.T.A stands Mt. Scio Road. For information, INTERESTED in being in­ for, don't ask)." - Earl "Wow... Friday, September 10 telephone 737-8590. volved in the "PEER HELPER welcome to (or back to) MUN, the PROGRAM". Contact Kathie FOR SALE ORIENTATION: 12:00 to 2:00, Muse, Whapp, and the Rant. Why Sunday, September 19 Saunders or Jean Pike in T-3036 two Rants? Because two of us did Campus BBQ, TSC Square. 4:00 Wellness Centre 737-2192. FRIDGE FOR SALE! 3 cubic the Whapp section this week you to 7 :00, CSU Mixed Softball, THE NEWFOUNDLAND OR­ Training weekend September 18- feet with small freezer. In excel­ moron! ( Sorry, rm vecy tired and Hatcher Field CHID SOCIE'IY: See Saturday. 19; Registration deadline Septem­ lent condition. Used for 3 semes­ under a lot of pressure to get this ber 13. Saturday, September 11 Sunday, November 28 ters only. Great for residence. done. ) Anyway, since there was - ASTRONOMY MEETING! The Asking $150.00. Call Nancy 753- two of us this time, and since both ORIENTATION: 2:00 to 7:00, 13TH C.A.R. MINI-SHOW Royal Astronomical Society of 3902. of us are new to the Muse, re­ CSU Fall Fest. Featuring: Great AND AUCTION at the MUN Art Canada -St. John's Centre will member that any mistakes in the Big Sea, Biscuit, and the Gallecy at 7:00 pm. Submissions NOTES AND TESTS ( plus hold its first monthly meeting of section are Earl's fault." Bluebercy's. Hatcher Field. ID's are wel~me. They must be val­ quizzes and possibly exams ) for: the fall in room C-2045 at 8:00 for 19 required. ued at $55 or more. To submit, Math 1080-81; Physics 1200-01; pm. Anyone interested in the contact Bonnie ~yton, 895-3697 Statistics 2510-11; C.Omputer Sci­ THE MUSE wonder of the night sky is wel­ Sunday, September 12 or Catherine Wright, 72 Golf Av­ ence 2602. Call Greg at 364-1509 CLASSIFIEDS come to drop by... see you there! enue, St. John's, 754-1703. (after 6 pm) ORIENTATION: 10:00 am - 1WO WINNERS for first year 6:00 pm, CSU Mixed Softball LXI CD PLAYER - $50.00. Call The Muse Classifieds or What's student Service Centre from Tournament, Hatcher Field. 8:30 FOR YOUR Greg at 364-1509 ( after 6 pm ) Happening is a free service pro­ "Wellness Centre" - Damian pm, Fireworks and Announce­ vided for students at MUN. You INTEREST Power and Donna Durnford, col­ ment of Wmning Team. 5.2 CUBIC FOOT REFRIG­ could make our lives easier by lect prizes at T-3036. ERATOR in excellent condition. just following a few rules: 1.5 years old. Asking $160.00 Wednesday, September 15 EASTERN EDGE will be hold­ STAR TREK FAN? Join the O.N.O. Also, AM/FM/cassette car 1) They must be 25 WORDS or - ing an art exhibition from August USS Avalon. We have meetings MEETING OF THE CLASSICS stereo with digital tuning, auto less 22 - September 28, featuring the evecy second Sunday ( next - Sep­ SOCIE'IY at 1:00 pm. Elections works of Karen Trask of Quebec reverse and dolby noise reduc­ tember 19 ), where we discuss 2) Please put name and date for the executive to be held. New and Linda Rae Dornan of New tion. Asking $40 O.N.O. Call new things going on with The submitted members always welcome. 753-6543 and ask for Don. Brunswick. Eastern Edge is lo­ Next Generation and Deep Space MUN DEBATING SOCIETY cated at Harbour Drive at Clift's­ Nine, as well as role playing 3) Submit by Tuesday 6pm. will be holding its first meeting Baird C.Ove, St. John's. Telephone games. For contact: Ron Barter PERSONALS 739-1882. All Whapp Ads will be run for from 1-2 pm in S-2041. All wel­ at 7 53-0660 or Dean Strickland no more than 3 weeks. come. TELEPHONE MESSAGE on Email at [email protected] Female sidekick wanted by rock Saturday, September 18 CENTRE looking for students singer. Must like alternative needing extra cash to work over­ PROFESSIONAL STUDENT music and megaphones. C.Ontact THE NEWFOUNDLAND OR- night shift, Saturday or Sunday. 'IYPING I WORD PROCESSING Fred Gamberg at CHMR-FM or at "All Ages" shows.

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